Circling Back - Certified Banger | Circling Back 11-12-25

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. Yeah, that's right, dude. It's Wednesday morning, circling back podcasts. How's everybody doing? my name is dave don't answer that question dylan just wait uh producing randall trembachie hi dave hamburgers have both german and american origins the name comes from hamburg

germany but the modern hamburger sandwich served on a bun is an american invention so yep so what did they do in umberg i think the actual patty the hamburger steak was made a hamburger but like putting on bread and like dressing out of that's an american who is invented the hamburger bowl though yeah that's dylan yes that's from south austin dylan had one in here last week and i i really came close to just taking it and smushing it in your face okay tell them what you said you said that that actually smells really good it does i you should have just called it by something other than a burger bowl it's just not a burger bowl it is though there was all sorts of things that wouldn't go on a burger yeah it was in a bowl but there was like like cut up

potatoes and stuff. Yeah, yeah. You're not putting that on a burger, so you can't really call it a burger bowl. There's some stuff. You can dress up a burger bowl. It doesn't have to be just ingredients from a, it's, that implies you would, like, chop the bonn up and put the bond in a bowl, too. You're chopped.

I don't know. I feel like that becomes a new dish. Like, I wouldn't consider strogan off a burger bowl. Don't do that now. Name it. Name what I had. A sweet potato. Sweet potato, a ground beef bowl.

Yeah. But there were burger patties in there. Which is ground beef, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know. So it's ground beef bowl? Burger Bowl explains, it describes it better. I just hate that you're coming in here with Burger Bowls. I just hate you.

Good. Doors that way. There's two doors. I'm not going on there and then another one there. Hey, I'm not leaving. Wolf of Wall Street. Take an early lunch, go eat a burger bowl, come back, clean your stuff out. I'll have a box waiting for you, then leave.

Okay. You can go start your own little burger bowl podcast where you do burger challenges. I might start a burger bowl food truck. Oh, God. It's just called burger bowls. That's not going to do well. It's going to crush.

Go put it in across the street. It's a healthy alternative to a burger. It's a healthy alternative. What? Say it, bitch. If you're working out, which you are. Yeah, clearly. Like a bun is not going to set you back.

From your goal. I'm getting soft lately. If I have craving a burger, I don't want a healthy alternative. Like, I want a burger. I get that. And I do eat just a burger sometimes. But I try to limit my carbon intake. It's not a big deal.

Dude, you have never controlled a variable. It's true. Right? Doesn't it feel like that? Yeah. My variables are doing just fine. No, man. They're just, I can't get past it.

And honestly, like, Randy, this is kind of on you for bringing them off. I didn't even bring them up. I didn't even bring up the variables. You brought up the burgers. You brought up the burger dog. Brought up the burger. I'm going to make you a burger bowl one time. Yeah.

Just don't call it. If you just call it a beef bowl. That's no. It's a beef bowl. It's a beef bowl. Because then you're like, oh, I wonder like how the beef is prepared. What kind of beef is it? If you say a burger ball, you know what to expect.

It's a burger pan. You tell me a cheese on it. Literally. I had a breakfast sausage with my eggs this morning. I finished off the stuff that I had over the weekend. So did I. It was turkey sausage, though. Oh, my God.

You get worse and worse as the show regressive. I had four eggs over medium and two turkey sausage. Turkey sausage. I mean, I'm not just saying this to like keep pounding you, but I'm going to keep pounding you. Oh, keep pounding me. Turkey sausage sucks. Keep pounding me, Daddy. It's not good.

It's fine. Exactly. It's below mid. Dude, I had a nice protein heavy filling breakfast and I'm very happy. dude i don't think that you were happy with it i promise you i am this guy's over here trying to act like he was happy with it when he clearly wasn't i put a little cajian seasoning on my eggs yeah that's right god bless you don't know shit about my shit dude i know too much about my breakfast is absolutely dialed in you should see my pancakes i prepared breakfast for my wife and i and me i cook

breakfast for the whole family all the time dude yeah i know but i'm just saying like i did all this while I had a, I'm holding a two-year-old, almost two, who's got a diaper that's just full to the brim. Yo, he's really like that. That was a bad one this morning. You were dad-moded. Worst one this morning. Worst diaper I've ever seen him have.

You ever seen a bad diaper, Randy? Oh, this was. No. Pulling, like, usually like three, four wipes. Okay, that'll get the job done on something like that. We're flirting with double-ditch. You need to bring in the tushy. Hey, what's Sammy's deal?

He's not, my two-year-old's not sitting on the toilet. But he's certainly not ready for the bidet. No, he's not. This is hot off the crib situation, too? Tell him to figure it out. No, we knew it was normal. It wasn't like, it wasn't bad. It wasn't.

It wasn't rea time. Right. Took me a second to figure out what that meant. But it was one of those where I'm like, oh, we're not getting out of here on time. Like as soon as I laid them down, I go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's, we're running behind now. This sets us back about eight, nine minutes, six, seven, minutes we don't know don't you don't even do it right onk you're dropped

god oh i've been seeing all the like basketball games where the crowd just goes wild as soon as someone gets like hits the 67 randy when the a little league game is 6 to 7 on the scoreboard all hell breaks loose dude it's an absolute nightmare man we had a really tough play the other day and the outfielder just just watched the ball go by him what was he doing he's never played baseball before i'm sorry if you're watching he's never played baseball before and he just like it's like literally just watch it go by him the ball goes to the fence so that still happens they scored three runs on the play uh it was an in the park home run inside the park home run and then right out to the play he he goes the same kid like he's excited about the score

He let it happen Like, dude, you're the reason He let it happen Just for the meme We were the six They just took the lead on us And this dude's like Oh, like dude, come on

Everybody's like Yeah, I mean dude yeah I guess it is funny But like We're losing now Is it? The kids think They freaking love it

They won't stop Man God That sounds like Sounds like that kid Was in Wrightfield Huh? He was in Wrightfield

He was playing right field I'm very doubtful that he's listening or his parents are listening, but I do apologize. Did you have the sandlot on VHS? Probably. There was a commercial that played before the movie started playing, and I remember this vividly.

Every time Wrightfield's brought up, I believe it's a Pizza Hut commercial. And this, keep in mind, this is like 1992 or three, whenever the Sandlot came out. And it's a song, and it's like, I play Wright Field, and I want you to know,

And, like, every time I'm going to find it. I don't know that. I got to find it, dude. And the whole thing is about, like, this kid, oh, he's in right field. Like, I'm still going to give it my best? Or, like, what is he? Well, he makes a big play somehow by an act of God. Stuck his glove out and-

Exactly. Almost like that. And then I think the whole team goes to Pizza Hut. And this is back when Pizza Hut was still Pizza Hut. And you could go sit down in there and it was buffet. Oh, yeah. At the stained glass windows. It was Pizza Church.

Dude, the stained glass situation at those fast Those fast pizza places. You don't see that anymore, man. Nah. We used to be a proper country. We did. I might stand glass to whip. Really?

Yeah. That'd be sick, dog. You see me roll by its church. Yeah. This is me. This is me. That's how he drives. You see it?

That's him right there. Yeah, I see it. It's a visual show, everyone. He's, oh, wow. Later on, we're recording the part due. of Fumble Week. Boy, do we have a grab bag for you? We've got...

The ladies came through, man. We got voicemails. We've got emails. We got all sorts of things. Yeah, I was a part of like three ladybacker fumbles. I'm sure they sent just some more just to you. So, like, that's three emails. I think they sent it to all of us, the same ladies.

It's going to be a good one. Yeah. Going to be a good one. Yesterday we did cold, or no, exactly five. And that was a good one. Some stuff that we're like, when you're like, when you hear what the question is you're like that is that going to be good yeah it's good whenever you said intro me i would like to use that time to um talk about something important

it's just if this is about what are you going to do like a pizza bowl thing or what is this just dylan shivery hey i'm very happy to be here i would like to use this platform right now and there's time to talk about rowback real quick this is off the top today they launched their holiday sale it's a black friday sale they started it early the 12th of november all right what does that mean that mean you get 20% off all right dave's got the hoodie on i have a lighter weight hoodie on y'all don't listen to onk right now randy's got a polo on a new one that i haven't seen yet and i kind of like i kind of want and he's got the hat what's that hat called it's the roback USA one i think this is both from the america rider cup thing stack it wash 20 this is the only time of

the year you can do this you got to understand what's going on god all right that's it thank you thank you for the time thank you for the time get you some rowback hoss unc barely got through that one uncle's fine on that no it's not just doing what you're doing now we have we have two hoods up in the uh in the studio no i stay i'm big bro he's on i stay hooded dog i'm big bro dude this is what the fucking shitheads in high school do walk around like this like this like just fucking skipping class and throwing fucking spit wads

shooting spit wads at the teacher and stuff are they still doing spit wads wear fucking headphones around the halls fucking idiots don't wear a hoods don't wear hoods inside he pump faked you he pump faked taking his own off

god dang man yeah oh my god I just want to get that out there man people on the streets are saying it's onk status No one's saying that I think literally no one is saying that Thank you

Who was the guy that said he was so proud to be an uncle On The Bachelorette That was Luke P It was life-changing experience from him That was right That was like his one little thing I was like I've got a nephew I'm like yeah

I recently became an uncle She's just like okay Cool Check out the Patreon to one banger yesterday to today will be just as good it's fumble week part dear but yeah cannot wait cold calls last week were good too they were really good oh man I can't believe they're letting us stack codes like that I know that's couldn't believe it I was like you guys sure you want to do this and they said we're sure dude I mean they know what they're doing

they're the ones who've built the successful apparel company they're doing quite well I believe i'm wearing this hoodie i don't even know what it's called but it's god it's a comfy it is it's a chunky boy this one's chunky than yours yours is more like i might go jog that's straight up chunk status this is like i could be out um i could be with my stained glass just pushing it it around right or i could be doing a podcast but oh yeah you look cozy yeah it's very versatile that's what i'm trying to tell you yeah well i just crawl in there with you get all cozy come try it's something for two people i don't know maybe maybe no Only one way to find out.

It's worth trying. I was looking at photos from Sammy's priest. No, he's not at preschool. His daycare, whatever, Primrose. And he's like in class. It's just him like listening to a story with all the kids. He has his like hood on inside. Like, why is he wearing the hood inside?

He's going to be a shithead kid. Yeah. I think he might be. I think you might be. That's the calling card of the classic shit head. I'm like, why? First of all, I know he didn't put that on. himself because he's no way somebody put put it on him and thought it was funny yeah and i'm fine

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It is? Yeah, what do you think we've been drinking for the last two weeks? No, I know that you brought some up here, but you took it all home, is what I'm saying. Right, but I brought it back. Okay. That's something, I guess. But anyway, this guy, he doesn't know what's going on here. We've recently been telling you about how great Stone Creek coffee is.

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You're the space guy. Do you? The Aurora Borealis. Right, but like what? I think that's particles from the sun interact with gases in our atmosphere and they're pulled towards the pulse. The natural light display, of course, caused by charged particles from the sun, obviously. I mean, this is everybody knows this, from the sun colliding with gases in Earth's atmosphere. Yeah.

And they're absolutely busting right now. They're popping. They're crazy right now. Unfortunately, down here this far south, we're in Austin, Texas, as you might already know, can't see shit, man. Can't see shit. Look, this is bullshit. I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. You're sick of it. I'm sick of it. It's on my bucket list to see the northern lights. I want to see the freaking northern light for once in my life. I live 24 years in the north, and it never happened. And it's happened like five times in the past.

three years that people in Chicago in that area can see it. I think if you just drove it's bullshit. I think if you just drove a little bit west, you could see it. Well, my friends in Nashville, they were posting on their story. I'm like, what the fuck?

24 years. I don't get to see it. What's funny is no one's talking about me putting on a natural light display in 2008. Fuck yeah, dude. Do you remember that? Yeah, I do. You were in like sixth grade?

When you teen wolfed that fucking beer. Yeah. That was sick. I did it. I just want to see him, dude. Like, I just want to see them. You didn't even know they were going down. I don't think you take it seriously.

I didn't know until yesterday. You need a notification up so you know in advance and you can go drive out into the country. You've got a ranch that's like a great viewing area for this ship. I wonder if my mom is even aware of what was going on. I wonder how close to the, you know. Didn't you say it used to be an observatory for the university? Yes. It was owned by the University of Texas.

And when we bought the property, there is a concrete platform up on a hill where their house is located, and because the nearest town, which is very small, by the way, is Lano, is 24 miles away. So it's a very, very dark part of the state and an excellent place to observe stars. See what the population of Lano is? When I drove through there recently, it seemed to be a lot more boss. I want to guess. Go. 14,233.

Oh, that's, that's, yeah, that's about what I was going to say. I was going to say close to it. Two L's in Lano. Yes, I got it here. What was your guess? A bit over $14,000. I'm going to say $15.4. Lano?

According to 2024 and this, I'm seeing $3,600. Sheesh. Again, that's the largest city near, nearest and largest to the ranch. That's why it's a great place. Why do they call it Lano? Why is it not Yano? I don't know.

Same reason why we say Blanco instead of Blanco. Like Yano Escatato. Right. It should be Yano. But it's Texas. It's neither here nor there. All I'm saying is you need to go out there. It's out there.

Yeah. It's out northwest. It's in the whole country. About 90 minute way. You need to go out. You need to get a telescope. I was with some telescope people recently, and they're really into it. And I bet you could have gotten a dope view from the ranch.

I know, I know. Is it? How long is it sticking around? I don't know, but I don't think it's... It feels like you have multiple times per year to check these out. It looks stunning. Some people I know they're like, you could see it if you just take a long... What is it?

A long exposure? Long exposure. That seems like not the same. I think some of the people that are posting on this are doing that and they can't see it with their naked eyes as much. But even then, you got to look at it in an image. I want to see it with my eyeballs. my naked eyeballs and I just fucking can't

dude plus some colorblind it's probably extra challenging for me oh how bad would that be yeah you guys are like oh this is like life change you're like what what is I can't see wow I saw God in the northern lights and Dylan just didn't see shit I just want to see him dog

I mean look we've been having some pretty sick moons lately and we had a full beaver moon but I'll say did you see that a little disappointed by our solar eclipse It was cloudy. For Austin, Texas, that was terrible. It still got dark.

That was Vaughn now. Yeah. There's only me and Dave. We hugged. That was cute. That was dope. That was a good time. We had the 3D glass or the, what were they? Yeah, the blockers, blocking out the haters.

That's a good time. Can I share a tweet with you, Dave, from my favorite ball knower on Twitter? Let's hear it. Is that its handle? Brooks Austin is his name. He's the film guy. And he's my favorite fault. He knows a lot.

He breaks down the film. He's a lot of fun. Is that what you're looking at all day on your computer? I walk in, Dylan's like watching game tape from like a... It's probably from him. Two week ago, Archgame. Probably from him. He says that Colin Simmons is the most disruptive and impactful box player in the SEC,

and I don't think it's particularly close. Now, I heard that was you, aren't? that's your dog that's our dog we we have colin simmons in common we share colin what's this guy's affiliation with texas zero he breaks down film from from everybody is he like a c c homer he's not a texas guy he said in the cc yeah the most impactful and disruptive and it's not close love that love that um i would not be surprised to see him uh in a cowboy uniform we got we got to start drafting some guys on that side of the ball so i think i think that'll be a guy that's on their radar he's going to enter the draft in a very a very loaded draft class on the offensive

side mostly you got all these receivers who are going to go uh and he's not until 2027. Yeah. So he'll be, you know, Jeremiah Smith will be in the same draft. I think Colin should sit out next year. We've seen enough tape. We know he's disruptive. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Figure it out. Don't like that. Anyway, we can move on. I just want to drop that note. I like that. Because that's our dog. Yeah. I mean, I was kind of ground floor on him, but that's just me. Well, he's a Dunkin. Me and Mike Roach were ground floor on it. I think he was pretty easy to see that he was a pretty talented dude. Dunkerville opens up with Temple at home.

I don't know what's happening with the quarterback situation. I think Duncanville can pull this thing off without QB1. Their defense is that good. They have the best defense in the state, I think. That's kind of the consensus. They've got Landon Barnes. Landon Barnes, KJ. Ford. There's another dude who's balling.

So. Temple, though, you know, watch out for them. They played a lot of close. The only games they've lost, I think they've lost close games. So it might be interesting, but they are in the same region as Allen. So they avoid South Lake in that region. But they've got Allen in there. And of course, they've got North Shore, the infamous Houston, Galena Park, North Shore.

So we'll see. That's the high school sports minute. Yeah, when are they going up against the buzzer? saw that is Anderson. Anderson's 5A, as I was reminded, a listener reached out. I did not realize Anderson's a 5A school. Anderson was 4A when I went there, but there was no 6A at the time. Okay.

That being said, I would like to go to an Anderson game. I would like to go watch them play. I would go watch a local... Let me warn you, the talent is not going to jump out at you like it will at a Duncanville game. That's fine. Still a good high school ball? Sure. Sure.

Just fun being there. Have you been to one yet? A high school game in Texas? I've been saying I want to go. I guess I technically went to like a semi-state one where it was like Westlake versus Vanekroof. Is that the one that the vampire? They just completely blew them out of the water.

It was like 60 to nothing. So that was in the at DKR. Okay. So that's the only one I saw. So I haven't seen like an actual game at the home field. I would like to see one in Austin like a, big one and I like to go out to like a small town where like the whole town shuts down and that's like that's their thing like lake lake Travis Westlake is the the biggest one around this

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I got it. I saw it in the ad ad adagey. Hello.tushy.com promo code steam. A-hole. They sent shirts and one of them says, ask me about my butthole. While I do appreciate the shirt, I just don't think I can step out in that. I don't want people ask me about my butthole.

People already do ask you about my butthole. Why? That is true. Nope. People ask about years more than anybody else's. But people don't just come up and ask me about my butthole. I don't want to invite that. You know what I mean?

What's this bad news you got, Big Dog? Yeah, Dave's got some bad news. That's what it says here on the rundown. I want Dave to only receive good news, man. that's the kind of friend I am. I'm still big bro. I just want that to be put out there. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

I got an email the other day, and I was like, oh, shit. I forgot about this. Did you get targeted? It says, male pattern baldness study. Hi, David. Thank you for the images. I'm sorry to report that you do not meet the eligibility criteria for this particular study. Does that mean you got too much lettuce up top?

people are probably wondering what does that mean what they just randomly email this now my dermatologist i'm on their email list and they send out promos time to time and occasionally their r&d department will send out an email like looking for participants in a study this particular one was male pattern bald in a study and i was like oh okay let's see what's up it was uh like a nine-month deal and they would be administering oral monoxidil. Of course, we all know what monoxidil is, but you may know it as the brand name Rogame.

And there is an oral form now that's become a little bit popular. So you don't have to do the cream or the foam, whatever. And they were just going to give it, their participants are just going to get it for free. And I was like, fuck, that sounds dope. Is this not already available?

No, it is. This is just a, this is a clinical trial. Okay. This is for the Westlake Dermatology Zone. in-house research i don't know got it and i was like interesting so they're like to apply just send some photos of the crown of your head in front of your hair line and had my my wife take

those photos those are those are humbling and uh send it in and i'm feeling good i'm like dude i'm definitely getting this shit i'm dead like this you thought you were a shoe at yeah i was like i'm i'm kind i bet i'm the guy they're looking for i'm not completely bald. I've still got hair growing in those spots. It's just then. Did they say why? Two weeks later, I got that. No, I just said I didn't meet the, you know, I didn't meet the criteria. What the freak? That's what I have to say, Dave. I'm sorry. And I just, I saw that subject line and I just had to laugh. I was like, this is just a tough email to get. It's 41. 41.

Are we doing 41 again? Yeah. I'm sorry, man. I want you to get it. I'm bombed. I assume it's pricey. I don't know. I know you can get it through a...

Remember, we used to have a Hems sponsorship. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think Hems does it. It's prescription stuff, right? You have to... Yeah, for whatever reason, the oral stuff, you have to have a prescription. But you can just go buy over-the-counter... Oh, okay.

Topical Rogan. But, yeah, so... okay i mean i was gonna take it i was like yeah let's do it why not there's i looked it up there's like very little side effects is not the one that messes with your boners no that's propitia propecia no you'll still be able to achieve maximum erections that's huge well for some for some people yeah well i'm sorry dude yeah i wanted you to get it man i was pulling for yeah i mean i yeah i wonder why they didn't pick you you well i don't know because they're scared they're cowards they don't want to see what i'm like with

a full head of hair they know i'll be too dangerous you be too powerful they now i'll fucking this guy's got too much going for him if we gave him a full head of hair he'd be unstoppable he's a very big bro i mean i'm already big bro like it would just be too much you're already like that they know what they're i think in like deep down they're looking out for me they're like we can't give this this guy would be who knows what he would do he'd probably get out over skis this guy would start like buying up other companies and shit he'd probably buy our little practice you're like oh this is the this is the podcast guy right yeah we can't we can't let him do this no we can't have him being the hot one too yeah oh my god so that was my ankle

pop like three times damn eesh i don't really like that yeah i'm getting old man i've never heard an ankle pop like that i'm a very poppy guy yeah pop little bendy no not very flexible actually at all i've got a new um i do nighttime stretches before bed and i've got a new one where i'm like actually i'm on my back and my my foot's like this propped up like this and then i roll it over and i get this tremendous back crack oh it's a great feeling i don't know i don't really know what's happening scientifically to my body when that happens all i know is there's a great feeling when that happens i'm like yep that's something that should happened yeah just little air pockets that are popping yeah i can't even i can't touch my toes

bending over i'm not flexible it's not what i heard what did you hear that you could from who the bendy tweet guy yeah yeah we did we did link that one time you guys played twister yeah and he was very surprised at how mobile and limber he's so good he's the best he's unbeatable You can just bend in any way he wants It's about the time for the subreddit To be like So they keep mentioning the bendy tweet Anybody got a link to this

It's about time that gets recycled And the yeah The only people I think that might have it Is someone in the Discord I think Cap Pat might have it And if you have it I guess DM it to me I might get flagged by Instagram

No we're not putting it up No No but just to have it It's pretty wild That you can go on Twitter And like just stumble into just hardcore pornography but like the problem is it's never normal okay it's always like when when sweens when the the dress

pictures hit the t-l hadn't seen them and because like maybe i accidentally clicked on it a couple times accidentally and then the porn just started showing up like crazy on my t-l you got certified swing status it was like oh this guy's horny let's just give a bunch of porn i don't it seemed like every viral tweet like a couple months ago like all the replies were just porn or like girls and only fans I don't know if it's still like that now, but like there was a time there was like, there's a mess, dude. It's like, oh, viral funny tweet. Oh, the next five replies are just going to be some girl promoting there.

I miss the old Twitter. OF. I do too. But there's some new, there's some changes coming to X. There's some new ish. There's some newish. More on that here in a minute. By the way, we may have a bonus pod this week.

Can I tease it? Tease it. We may have a bonus pod this week. We may have a bonus pod this week. That'll be Friday. And the person who's going to join us, she's a friend of the show. She's never been on the show, to my knowledge. But she is now firmly, and she's, she is, it's come to light in recent days that she is now part of circling back lore.

Oh, yes. Is she open to, to, in some kind of. Capacity, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's, you know, it could be fun. It'll be fun.

It could be fun. So that'd be Friday. Right? Oh, yeah. We don't have a time yet, though. No, we're just going to riff, yo. So stay tuned. There will be a live show on Friday.

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T-C-O-V-K-T-O-V-E-K-T-O-V-E-T-O-E-W-E-T-E-W-E-N-E-W-E-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-R-E-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-R-C-K-K-K-Rave, and I'm I'm not going to say X. I'm going to say Twitter because I don't say X. Twitter has introduced certified bangers. Damn it. Ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts, and replies. Accounts with a certified banger post will have a badge appear on their profile.

Tell me you don't want this badge, dude. I don't want this. Oh, you're fucking lying. This is a badge of dorkness. No, this is a badge. Dude, it's a certified bangers. are you kidding according to who well here's what you need to keep in mind it says in the graphic here there are no follower or engagement minimums but we're looking for personal accounts so

any business or political government affiliate account is not eligible accounts in good standing so no violations and accounts that aren't trying to game our system or algorithm which going to immediately eliminate a big chunk of Twitter gets to become a fucking nightmare for a banger to be eligible the post must be original content meaning it's yours or you've transformed something into uniquely yours and not contained any sexually explicit material so that really hurts bendy's not getting bent bendy sorry bud you got to be you'd be funny on your own now when it says not trying to game the system so like would will not be eligible when he kept on just doing edmund fist year old things like that's that's game of the system i think those are eligible for for bangers status dude there were some bangers No, I said it earlier. If I get one of these, I'm taking a bath at the toaster. Dude, I would be obnoxious if I got one of these.

Hey, pop this off. Go back to the tweet. There's the tweet. I wonder if, okay, can I? If my D's nuts tweet would have gotten banger status, it probably would have. Probably. But I want to point something out. And this is, so it's ranking top posts based on their authentic engagement each month,

including verified impressions, likes. Okay, what I'm wondering is like, so if they can verify accounts that receive authentic engagement, so that means they can verify, they can tell which counts are getting inauthentic engagement. So why are those accounts still allowed to be around? I don't know. If they know which accounts are buying, you know what I'm saying? Like having bots, like promote them or all that. Why can't they do something about that?

I don't know. I don't know. Twitter has become... crap and it's because of the like the you get paid for engagements right so you have all these accounts that are like these political accounts are the worst they just rage bait you they say something like very controversial and then get a million replies be like oh you're a fucking idiot or some people agreeing with it and they get they make money off this shit and so it's just it's become an absolute mess my algorithm is just filled with these types i hate it so something like the banger status tweets like like real funny shit like what twitter used to be maybe that stuff

gets promoted more i don't know something well because uh the people who run twitter still or who you know took over and renamed it x they still run twitter i have no faith i have no faith it seems like everything they've done the only cool thing i think they've done is now the the way you can view links from twitter like of like blogs and story like articles i think that was a good change other than that i can't name one cool thing they've done it's it's a worst product if anything they've made it i'm seeing way more racist tweets yes i'm just like i'm reading stuff and i'm like wait i mean i know this isn't anything new this has been like the last two three years it's got it's gotten crazy it's um like some of the shit people are willing to put out there

from like i'm just like dude and those people are probably getting paid off of You're getting paid, yeah. Paid it. Randy, are you getting paid on those tweets? I don't tweet. You really don't. I can't wait to get a certified banger badge, dude. Tell me you don't want that shit, dude.

It's not even, no, it's not even like creative looking. It stinks, but it's still, you're going to know what it means. Will you commit to getting a tattoo of the banger badge if you get one? Yeah. Really? No. No. No, he won't.

No. He still has to have a good tattoo of like three of, I just ask cheek or something like that. Okay, at least, at least I have a tattoo. I'm like, this guy talks about getting more than doesn't actually do it. That's true. Tattoos, not having tattoos are the new tattoos. That's true. I have a fake one right here.

There's too many guys. Tattoes no longer like have like edgy meaning. It's just like, oh, I did this because I was like 25 and like striking out on Tinder. I wanted to look hot in Austin. That's every dude at the gym. And to be fair, they do look hot. There are some bad tattoos at my gym, dude. Some bad ones.

Which gym? Golds. Yeah. Just gym guys have bad tats. You're more likely if you work out to have bad tats. I saw a guy yesterday. Oh, no. He had barbed wire around each calf.

No. All the way around. You don't want that. And then he had like the tribal, like identical tribal, those were identical. Identical tribal tats going down to stye on each thigh. and it was it was so bad was he a member of a tribe

dude wear pants or get him removed because he looked like a freaking idiot I've got a friend who's got a tribal on his thigh and he had it like before college and it was one of those things that nobody knew about until he was like a pledge

and when people found out they're just like what the fuck dude people who have barbed wire like barber on their bicep or something I assume you got it 30 years ago That's like early mid-90s. But you know, you've had all this time to get it removed and you haven't done it yet. You've got to like turn it into something else.

Yeah. I think you don't even get it removed. Cover it up. Yeah, you got to cover it with something. Turn it into a sleeve or something. You got to do something. But you can't have, you can't be the guy with barbed wire. There's dudes that at my gym who have like the Polynesian tats and they look fucking gnarly.

Those are sick. Yeah. Yeah. They look sick. Like the rock? But not anyone completely. I guess like the rock. Yeah.

Like Tua, Tua's got a pretty, pretty gnarly sleeve tat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When your last name is Tung of Viola, I guess it's easier to pull off. Are you going to be badge hunting? Maybe. I'm going to look at every one of your tweets now with like through like a little bit more scrutiny lenses.

There's no, there's no formula. There's no rhyme or reason for something to just pop. Sometimes things just pop. You can't explain. you know my d's nuts one that thing just that thing hit a jet stream man they should go back and award these like um yeah retroactively i agree maybe you'd get oh shit i do have one i'm just kidding i don't have one why would you joke about that i don't know and wasn't that wasn't it wasn't dude a lot of people got excited for you i wasn't i was disgusted

nice nachos pussy Was that on the free show? Yeah, it was. Man, they even did the thing where Nico's pulling out of the Mads facility for the last time. And it was like, Rangerover or whatever. And the news is just recording him in his car. It's like, it's just him leaving the parking lot. You don't need this shot.

They did the Brian Kelly the other weekend, too. You don't need the shot of him driving away. I know. Like, we can't. This man was just fired. Yeah, we know. Now he's getting into his car and driving home sad. Damn, he's probably going home.

was going home like a bitch yeah what was supposed to do with that oh there he goes he changed his uh instagram bio to uh girl dad and unemployed did he yeah come baby like a human level it'll be just fine i'm not a human level you're like oh man but then also like he's getting paid so this guy really fucked up a lot of people's lives what's jimbo fish are doing these days just fishing but he's playing a lot of golf golf and fishing being very rich not working

yeah I bet it's pretty enjoyable is he a name that's getting thrown out there I don't know I don't really I mean I also wonder if his contract is built like the Brian Kelly one or if he did get another job that the buyout would drop yeah they're gonna be paying Jimbo for the next like 12 years is one of those deals

I think so 70 whatever million dollars what a stupid country What a colossal waste of money. You were no longer good at your jobs. Here's what we're going to do. You don't have to work anymore and you're still going to get paid lots and lots of money.

I think like 500 years from now and it's like the history books, they're going to look and be like, so where is all their money going? So like they didn't have like great health care. A lot of people, a lot of poverty. Paying college football. Where is the money going?

Paying fired. Fymbo Fisher. Fired coaches. Went to old Jimbo. what a guy named jimbo jimbo it's funny thinking about like uh because i think in 500 years we're gonna we'll have evolved into um gray aliens who have like no muscle mass and stuff no and they're gonna like they probably won't have like actual books per se who is jimbo fisher wow this jimbo guy was on one he got it done at florida state though

James Never had a good quarterback room at Texas A&M James Winston How many quarterbacks Did he fumble, so to speak? I don't know, man. I don't know.

That kid who went to... Was he there for Kyler? Or was that Kevin Summler? The year where they had like the stacked room and it just... That feels like someone That feels like late stage some.

I'm not exactly sure. All we know now is that's a top three team in the country going to roll in Austin looking for revenge you're going to go looking for love you know they're not looking for love

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He starts his start crying a little bit. He goes, Dad, I'm going to get in trouble at school tomorrow. I'm like, oh, shit. What if, when did you do? It wasn't anything, he didn't do anything bad. But he's got this assignment that he started on Monday and it's in-class assignment. He's supposed to he's writing a report. And then they have to present it later this week.

And it's due today. And he goes, Dad, we have. we started this assignment and I don't know I don't know what I'm doing like I don't know I don't know what to do he's like we have this report about said it was like on war and like how it's funded or something which is like a pretty heavy topic for a fifth grader what is it good for yeah and he's like we're supposed to like we're reading about you know we're reading about it and we got to write a report and then we got to present it in class and he's like I don't dad I don't know what I'm supposed to do you're like I'm going to get a bad grade I'm going to get in trouble I'm like do first of all take a breath you're in fifth grade like this is not you know this is not that serious i was like well did you ask the teacher for help and he goes no i said why didn't you ask for help he goes i don't know i don't know he's you know he's a shy kid he doesn't want to be the kid who doesn't know right oh well he should feel good because i guarantee no kid fucking knows right that's a very deep subject thank you for bringing this up because if like if

if this were me i just would have sat with it and like panicked all day and class you know the next day i'm glad he told me about it i said here's what you're going to do we're going to get to school 15 minutes early tomorrow you're going to go meet with your teacher you're going to say i'm lost i don't know what to do can you help me figure this out um but it was just it was weird like he's like he's growing up it's just one of those like oh shit my kid's growing up moments right you like he's in school and like he's in fifth grade so he hasn't had like that many serious assignments yet and this one feels like a pretty big one you know you're presenting in class is kind of a big thing i just felt for him i was like dude i remember like the

stresses of like being behind on schoolwork and it just like ate away at me and it's like i don't know it was just like the the kids growing up moment you know yeah he can uh if he needs help on it sounds like something i could help with i can either get him an a or i could get him uh expelled please don't get him expelled no it's gonna go one i could get him put on a watch list but we put together a little game plan. He's going to talk to his teacher. And I said, he also, he gets distracted. He's, he likes to be like a class clown. He likes to, you know, get his friends riled up. And he, you know, I said, when you have time to work on this, you block out all the noise. Don't talk to your friends and just grind away and get it done. Just get it done. So it's due? It's due today. So he was

able to talk to the teacher today? I, I haven't spoken to him. Okay. Because I dropped him off. and I'm you know we can't talk during school but go talk to your teacher tell him you need help and he'll he'll guide you and then just do work dude this is going to be a tough lesson for you to learn but it's going to be a good one you'd let me know if I need to talk to that teacher he's a he's a nice dude he's a nice dude like he'll be understanding um yeah man I don't know I'll help him I'll help him see it the right way I didn't like I didn't like seeing him so upset about something but you know he cares that's it that's a good thing he cares enough that it's bothering him and he wants to get it fixed.

I think Parks, I think Parks will get an A on this. But he makes good, like he's a good student. He makes, he's gotten all that. He's like, he knows what he's doing,

but, you know. I don't think it's going to be a problem. What's your implication here, Mr. Hooded big bro, Dave? Do you have a friend who maybe used to work in certain industries that might be able to go pay a visit to this teacher? No, just go talk to him.

Like, hey, man. You got Parks in your class for, Yeah, hey, so tell me about this paper, this report. Does this feel like a heavy topic for a fifth grader? How is war funded? That's what he said. He said, like, who pays for war is what he said. We all do.

I didn't know if it was like in a broader sense. A meta question. Or like who actually like foots the bill for it? I didn't know what he meant by it. I think Parks is a little confused too. Well, I can tell you who does not foot the bill. And it's the billionaires who do not pay their fair share. That's right, Randy.

In Texas. It's the everyday people. You're kind of doing a mix of Bernie and Trump. Yeah, dude. That's okay. The chat is saying that he might just need to watch some info for info wars. Just go on Alex Jones. Yeah, see what Alex Jones has to say on the matter.

Anyway, I'm going to get a text update from when school's over later today. So we'll see how it goes. Yeah. Maybe it's just a good time that Parks in his fifth grade class learn about the crack epidemic. And what wars that funded? Ooh. Actually, we have the perfect person that could talk to Parks about this. Merchant of Death.

Bro. Bro. Bro. Let's sit down. Do you want to drink? No, you don't drink yet. You're not in seventh grade yet. You don't drink.

We really swapped the Merchant of Death for Brittany Griner. Fucking, that's Nico shit right there. God. That is a neat. Bro, man, what the... Did he have his fingerprints on that one? How did they not fire him sooner? It's a generational talent.

The merchant of death. Oh, my gosh. You have one first round pick. Nico's window never made sense. Two to three years, no way, not with those health issues. I mean, AD was nice with it. I knew he was into the WMBA. I didn't know that merchant.

death was into the NBA as well. No, bro, man. No, I really don't like it. I like college basketball, man. It's more pure, you know? Yeah, that's the real form of it. It's the real form. Didn't have him making an appearance.

Tell him to look up Iran Contra. Okay, I will. We'll find out how you fund wars. Here's an example of the kind of tweets I just get served now. It's just an attractive young lady that says, do I need to post ass again? let's see it let me see sure let me see there's no picture that pisses me off more there's no picture it's just it's just a tweet do you ever dabble do you ever get bored at night and go over to your four you tab uh dude i i actually my four you tab is a problem i'm on four you more than i'm on

my my own following tab so yeah is to answer your question it's a mess dude Well, I'm going to go figure out lunch. I'm very hungry. Bonus pod. Friday. Bonus pod. And we got Fumble week, recording later, dropping. Should we do a little switcheroo?

Should we drop listener voicemails tomorrow? I don't know. We can do whatever we want. Oh, shit. No, we'll do. We'll keep the schedule. People get upset. And I don't want to upset people.

We don't want to upset people. I don't want to upset people. We'll drop that on Friday. A regular episode tomorrow, though, still. Oh, yeah. We'll get KJ. We'll talk a little ball. What's the slate looking like?

We've got a little slated. Texas is. That's a Texas in Athens, man. Ooh, I'm going to go. I kind of want to go watch that game somewhere. We'll find out. Is Dave going to talk a big game about going to watching it and not watch it anywhere other than this living room? Probably.

We'll find out tomorrow on this weekend and fun. Bye. Bye. You know what I'm going to do. Thank you.