Circling Back - Chad Rankings, Chris From Love is Blind, & Push the Monkey | Circling Back 2-24-26

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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Welcome back. It's a circling back podcast Tuesday morning. My name is Dave. Big day. H.Q here, producing as always, Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. Hi. I like it when the chat goes off early.

I can just sit here while we're waiting and mix it up in the chat. It feels like a Tuesday phenomenal. I feel like Tuesday. Tuesday is their their fuck around day. I don't know. People usually just ask me how, how's it going? One person just said that they got back from a bachelor party and they're just ready to mail it in. Good to go. On a Tuesday, huh?

Want to be nice. Just went ahead and took that Monday, huh? Okay. Damn. All right, man. Buffer day. Everybody needs a buffer day. That's right out of Randy's playbook. I feel like most people in this company have adopted the buffer day. Not me. I get right back at it, man. I don't think that's true.

think that's true just die right back don't think yes i do you didn't take a buffer day i don't i'd never buffer day never have you ever taken a buffer day before you have left town no but i like the idea of a pre buffer day i kind of like that okay yeah i never i never do a buffer after a trip what but not before for sure i've never done it before i've never done no i i'd yeah no see i'm on the opposite end of the will de frees flight um opinion where i'm never going to take the early flight from a trip i'm always going to take the i try to get like the noon one o'clock and then get home at like sometimes nine until nine so usually that's why i need the buffer day because i'm getting home late i i like the early flight if i'm by myself if it's a solo trip

um or if i guess if i'm traveling alone like on a boys trip give me the earliest flight out of there I don't want to get up with Alyssa, travel out early at the same time. It kind of puts a damper on the last night of your trip, though. Especially if it's like a two or three-nighter, then I wouldn't want to do that. If it's the end of a five-day vacation, then that's much easier for me to get up at, you know, seven, get to the airport at 8, 815. I typically just don't go to sleep. Yeah. I'm not built like that.

I've mastered the, I can get by on a couple hours. I can. Yeah. I have friends who will get, who will, they don't care what time the group is leaving. Yeah. He'll plan a flight as early as humanly possible just to get the hell out. To my, Eugene? Mike, Mike will do that.

Mikey, he'll do that. And so, like, he'll text us. We're like at the airport ready to board and he's like having lunch at his house, you know. or like a late breakfast he's like he's already home and and at that point it's like it's worth it's worth the payoff because he's already home and we're in the airport but still like he he got like four and a half hours of sleep and didn't get to drink whole thing maybe he'd uh he knows it'll be a problem he might he'll go like a little too you'll go because you'll go a little harder the night before if you have that extra time yeah he will let it rip every now and then but he's not like a

a get out of hand guy he always looks like he's contemplating just plotting something just kind of like not even just thinking like he always looks like he's got something on his mind yeah yeah i notice that a deep betty have i shared the the cell phone thing on the podcast that he does at his house is that the thing where he throws it i might need to share this because i told our friend ryan and it's his favorite thing he's ever heard my friend michael he has a a house that backs up to this green belt and it's honestly like a canyon it's a really cool situation he has back there would that set him back uh i don't know it's a it's a nice home do you know like when he bought the house like what kind of interest rate he got about five years ago six oh so he got it okay he's probably

looking at he got it at a good time he does this thing where when he's drinking and he has friends over he does this 100 dollar cell phone challenge where he will he's got to be it's he waits still it's dark and he turns the flashlight on on his iPhone and he says he's says here throw this as far as you can if i find it in 20 minutes you owe me a hundred dollars if i don't owe you a hundred dollars turns a flashlight on and you can just i mean think about how far you can throw an iphone especially when you have like an elevated advantage like you throw it into the into a canyon what's people's method of throwing is it um disc not for his yeah i think it's like this is how i would throw it i would do a finger right there and i would just

i think i could throw this thing a little flick i could throw this probably 70 yards? With the canyon or on flat ground? Flat ground. 70 yard cell phone throw. I think so. I can throw a football 65. Maybe I'm wrong.

I don't know. That's a long way, dude. I don't know. Slater was only throwing a football 50 yards. But if you have the advantage of elevation. Elevation is a different store. Yeah. So you're talking about 200 feet into a wooded green.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is insane. And I don't know how he thought. How do you think of this? Plus, it's 50-50 whether the flashlight is an advantage because you might land face-down. What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip? I don't know.

A phone flip. But he says it, so he's done this a handful of times and he's found it every single time. I wonder what spawned this. I wonder if he was like on a business call and got mad and threw his phone at night and then went out and found it. And he got like this irrational feeling. I guess it's not irrational, a rational feeling of confidence. Like, dude, I'm really good at finding cell phones. I don't know.

And it's like his defense is like, dude, I have insurance on my phone. Like, yeah, I know you do, but you also don't have to go get a new phone if you don't do this. Yeah, yeah. And like... I love it. So he might not find it. And also, even if he does, he might risk it getting damaged. Exactly.

Just for the... But his insurance is his fallback, which, you know, I know, but it's still a B. It's a pain in the ass. And you have to pay... You come out of pocket for the insurance, don't you? Yeah, well, he does this other thing when we're at a bar. Get you new phone homes. I've seen him do this numerous times, too.

with this a little woodrow one time before they had the the fake turf down they had just like a wood slat deck out there he would take his credit card and just drop it through the wood slet on the deck we're like Michael what are you doing he goes I can get a new one tomorrow like yeah but you didn't have to now you got to now you got to contact your bank you got whatever that card was tied to you got to you got to update your card that that happened to Omar once when we were at a bar like that but he didn't do it on purpose and just like happen to go down there. What is the payoff?

Watch this and he'll just drop it. Like, what's the payoff here? You're just, no real. You're just inconveniencing yourself for like very little payoff. I don't get it. The payoff is that,

so you talk about it right now. Exactly. It's the same reason why I took breast shrimp. Why doesn't I bring this shit up in when I see it? He's absolutely unhinged. I didn't realize he's this unhinged. Dude, he is. He is.

He's, he's weird and funny like that. I don't know. He just, the cell phone thing is wild to me. This is like my buddy. just like spiraling through the dark night with the, you know, the flashlight. Where's the phone?

You know what I mean? It's like, what are you doing? Yeah, I forgot. It's a night, too. It's not like the day. And he says he doesn't have to watch you throw it. He can turn around, like, close his eyes. That makes a big difference.

Huge. I had a buddy after college. I haven't seen him in years. His name was Big Mike. And this just reminded me. He, we went to, I think Big Mike came from some level of well. and Big Mike, we went to Hotel Zaza, aka in their bar Dragonfly.

Okay. Not a cool bar, very clubby, outside pool thing. But he bought, like, all these bottles, and he just picked up these two show pay bottles that were, he paid for, I didn't. And just opened them and then just poured them on the ground. I was like, we could have, we could have drank those, man. I remember looking at it and being like,

I mean, I wouldn't have done that. and like objectively not cool. Just throwing money away for like a quick laugh. Yeah. Like, okay. Do you know how many chicks came up to us and talked to us after that? None.

Zero. Not many. Not to me at least. So there were, it was a crowded like people were around. Dude, there's a scene. It's a,

it's, this would be, this thing would fall outside of the scope of a douchebag bar crawl because it would have just been too much. Wait, was this outside? Yeah, by the pool.

Okay. It was still very wasteful. Um, second note, the owls are back. The owl. Our, our neighborhood owl. They were out and about last night. I could hear him. It's the first time I've heard him since maybe last season.

This is my first winter without, you know, the one that used to be in my old apartment. I still haven't done a full trip around the sun in my new apartment. So I haven't, it hasn't followed me to a new place. Oh. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I was happy to hear him. I pitched to my wife

Maybe we leave the sounds off tonight Because we sleep with sounds You know like the waterscape Did you get shelled Like that one time in Little League You guys give my wife was batting No because she was taking BP She said I pitched

You said I pitched to my wife Yeah Yeah no this is um She knocked your shit out of the park Yeah She said no leave the saw machine I got the last laugh I stole her hat so

Oh shit We'll pay back More of that later I said hey what if we don't sleep with sounds tonight? What if we just listen to the owl? Because it's cool. You can hear that clearly?

Yeah, that's fucking cool. I would let that ride. What's your sound? I don't talk about that publicly. What we do behind closed doors is our business. But that's just listening to a sound when you sleep. No, because then like when you and cell are together, I don't know how you get your rocks up.

We might steal your sound. You might steal our sound like trying to think of me. We do rain sounds. We do rain sounds. Did you ever see the Shane Gillis podcast? Did you ever see the Shane Gillis podcast clip where he's talking about he was with his girlfriend at the time and one of her friends and they all stayed in the same hotel room or the girl's friend, the girlfriend's friends crashed in their place. And Shane sleeps with sounds and it's, it was rain. And the girlfriend's friend thought that Shane was such a psycho that he slept with applause.

So she thought like he needed the sound of applause to sleep, but it was fucking rain. I told you what my dad listens to. New York City traffic. Hey, I'm walking in. Does he like the city? Has he been to New York City? Oh, he loves New York City. Loves.

That's cool. Yeah. It just, it soothes him. Oh. It's like honking and like break squeaking and, yeah. I don't know if it's people shouting. If it was authentic New York City, you'd hear people shouting as well. Oh, you grease ball.

Forget about it. That's really good, Randy. No, it's like, dude, the one thing in my, our New York City trip that I realize is that the construction thing is not exaggerated. I walk to CVS and just right there, every other sidewalk, it's like a dude with a jackhammer. Yeah. And they're just getting to work on shit, man. I think a jackhammer is probably included in his sleep sound too. It's like the whole New York experience.

Yeah. I bet it's in your sleep experience too. It's probably Central Park horses clopping on the. pavement too don't say that in front of kelly i know just clopping we should have waited till this week to have kelly on yeah i didn't see any central park horses when i was there i did you did i mean you took you you supported them right i walked through and i went to the zoo and all that but they're like all the carriages they're just all in one area that you could uh you can write them to do a little carriage through um third thing before we get into it man AI is really changing everything

as he sips his coffee? What do you mean? Today we've got theme week. It is officially co-worker day here in Austin, Texas. Why are you looking at me like that? Are you waiting for more? Yeah, I was waiting for more about AI. No, just a take.

Oh, okay. It's changing everything. If you guys aren't yet opto, meeting the highest tier of our Patreon offering, now I've never seen Dave this exercise. I don't want to hype it up too much because I don't want it to under deliver, but I don't think it will. I've never seen Dave. Dave was just cackling to himself yesterday, listening to voicemails and reading emails.

He is very excited about today's episode. There's some really good ones. And I have a lot. I have a lot. And it's either going to be a, it's either going to be like a two-parter or it's going to be one really just full-packed episode of content. I want to thank everybody who's submitted. Nearly everybody has usable stuff. That's very rare.

Not to disparage the listeners, but, you know, you're typically batting around 65%, 70%, you know, usable to non. This has been 99% usable. Enough to be able to maybe run it back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Nice. So we'll record that today and it'll drop today. It's a great time to go hop in on Tuesday on the Patreon.

Nice little Tuesday for you. Definitely. man i just can't stop thinking about artificial intelligence i just think it's going to change the way we live i know you i know you're like you're being funny but i do think about it quite a bit hey you know what i i told you i took a waymo for the first time uh last week uh after the dirty bills jake harver maddo rachos i enjoyed it at all ranchos yeah that's great the only awkward part, I didn't, there's one negative and it's when we pull up to a stoplight and somebody's next to me and they're all looking in there and I'm just like, yeah, I'm in this.

Yeah, hi. This guy really trusts technology. This is my impression of a guy in the back of a Waymo at a stoplight. Yeah, I know. There's no driver. It's crazy. Crazy. There's no driver.

I hope it works. I'm just talking to nobody in here by myself. Dude, they're fun. No, I really did have the existential thought of like, damn, this is weird as fuck because when my kids are driving, these will probably comprise, not just these Waymo's, but like autonomous vehicles will probably be half of what's on the road, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, that really kind of made me sad. I'm like, as much as I don't want to buy my kid a car, you know, with college and everything, it's expensive enough.

Yeah, a decade from now because there roads is, what, five? So he'll be getting his driver's permit. I have the thought of, so Parks will be, he'll be driving. Oh, my God, in five years. In five years, I don't know how many of him and his friends will be, like, driving. Or like, it's probably still some time left, right? I mean, five years is not that long. But I have that thought, and I have the thought of, in, you know, seven and a half years when he's supposed to go off to college,

is college going to be that important anymore? I really don't know. He's playing football. AI. Yeah. Taking our jerbs. I've been thinking about it. Higher education.

How important is it going to be? AI is really going to change the way we do things. If we're talking AI, thank you, everyone. But I have seen the HOA I account and the guy that's fake, slop complaining about the birds at the bird feeder. I have seen it. You don't need to keep sending me the real. I have not seen this. It's just a guy just be.

like leading an HOA meeting. He's like, if you keep on putting the bird feeders out, the starlings are going to, like, scare away all the blue jays. It's just, it's something stupid like that. That's crazy. I can't wait to stumble across that. So playing out people have sent it to me. My algo knows that I love some good slop, so I'm sure I'll see it at some point.

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It's a Japanese snow monkey. I've looked at it and I don't know how to say it. Is it not? I don't know. I think it might, yeah. I thought it was Maccock. Macoc. Macoc.

McCock you. We're all mature enough to not. Macaickey. To not say that. and like be funny about it because I mean like by the way there's a lot of jokes you could make the Google pronunciation thing is oftentimes not accurate so don't don't go by that AI has changed everything let's go by this this is either the pronunciation or it's animal calls let's see that was that was that was that was that was that thing sounds crazy I'm not doing that's like

that's like like what's the chat saying the chat will probably know that was the chat doesn't have shit dude Why are you so mad at the chat? I'm just kidding. The chat should do a bit where they just give us the wrong answer. I'm just kidding. All right, ready. This is what it says.

You know, you said it's not accurate, but... McCack. McCack. Let me go slow for you. Macac. Macac. Damn. It's sultry.

Dude, that's on your dad's New York City sounds. Macac. Oh! Punch Punch the macaque What's going on A punch? Dude, he's rising

to fame right now I don't think he's rising He's full on He's full on fame What about the take That this Punch character Is kind of a pussy

Oh, you know His mother abandoned him David He abandoned her boy Do you understand that? I know But like just fucking Find a way

Figure it out All right If you guys Haven't Seam Punch I don't know how you have him. But this, this is Punch. This is from CUM

News. The CNN. Punch. The six-month-old Japanese monkey was abandoned by his mother at birth. But Zookeeper stepped in, caring for him day and night by hand. And his surrogate mom? A plushy orangutan that is

now his safe place and a stand-in for his mother's fur. Punch's story went viral with many both on and offline cheering him on. Now he has slowly joined the troop, but still clings to his stuffed friend. This is mega cute. It's so sad and cute at the same time.

It's even sadder because all the other monkeys bully him. I know, he's getting bullied. First of all, what's his mom's call? What's his mom's problem? I'll say it. Mom's a bitch. You have a cute little punch monkey like this? You're like, I'm out?

I don't get it, man. I would like to sit her down and have a discussion. She's not a serious woman. I want to talk to her. She's not a serious woman. She's not someone I would approach with the oil and gas endeavor. I'll say it right now. Worst, worst mom of the year zoo, zoo edition.

Okay. Zoo edition. Because there has been worse moms. No, for sure. Mom, moms are, moms can do bad stuff too. Yeah. This, by the way, this plush monkey is sold by IKEA, and it is now sold out worldwide. Because people are just loving the story and loving punch, attaching themselves to this plushy.

mom and so now they all want one. This is all a ploy to sell plush monkeys. It's a global sensation. It's viral. This is viral content. I mean, it's good. All the pictures of Punch are adorable. And the way that he clings to the caretaker that comes in and feeds is hilarious.

He just, he's looking for somebody to love. Can I get that job? I want that job. I'm the one at the party that's in the corner. pet your monkey. Yeah, I dated you. I want to pet your monkey. That's all that's who, that's what I do.

Okay. Also, feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty. Oh my God. I have to address this comment. Kesa is my favorite app. I would draft it first. And I would just like, but to me, it's like first, second, third, and fourth picks, right?

Oh my God. Like, just give me Koso all day and let me watch Punch the Monkey Viz. When Kesa was in front of me, just keep your hands away from my mouth. So you were, Chelsea was gone over the last weekend, and you said you were doing a lot of punch in the market. You made this joke yesterday. Uh-huh. It's ready on running back. It's already on running back.

So Jake comments in the chat. We get new listeners all the time. Punches mom less than Casey Anthony. So I think there's worse moms. True. Yeah. Casey Anthony acquitted, by the way. But still very much alleged.

Also, as Randy points out often, like, kind of hot. I don't think I've ever pointed out. Is that why she got off? I quit it. That's why OJ got off. Handsome dude. You think that's why? I think so.

Passed away a few years back. Hello, Twitter World. I didn't know we had fucking Frank Caliando on the show today. That's good. No, you're a serious man. I am a serious man. Yeah, I hope it works out.

This is sad, dude, because you know this happens to monkeys, animals all over the animal kingdom. I'm going to put a bumper sticker on my car that says, tell your monkey I said hello. Those are way too prevalent in this town. There's so many of them. I will say South Austin has a lock on like bad bumper stickers.

Do you want else? The other bumper sticker I'm seeing a lot of is new driver, please be patient. What's going on? It's on like a Porsche 9-11. It's like, okay, I don't think you're a new driver. Yeah, what's the, is that like a joke? Is it an irony play? Yeah.

Or please don't honk, I might cry or something. I see those too. I saw a please don't honk, I might come. I might come. I might come. That's a real one. I also saw one that said, please don't park too close. I'm a big girl.

They need to open the door wider, I guess. I saw that, I don't know. Anything else? You've seen a lot. I'm observant. I can't imagine buying it. a nice vehicle and being like, I'm going to put the student driver sticker on. It's just kind of as a joke.

Maybe their friends put it on there. Also, there are actual student drivers out there who let people know, like, I'm a new driver. Normally not in a Porsche 9-11. It's like the boy who cried wolf situation. It's like no one's going to take these bumper stickers seriously anymore. I'm a new driver. You doing were wheels of London? Yeah.

Yeah, it's good. it's good trying to find i fuck with i fuck with punch dude i'd like to he's very small but i would like to hug punch i would like one little one little hug from one little tiny dab a tiny dab in a hug situation would be so dope okay this is okay i was trying to look for a funny bumper stick guys bumper sticker i saw one that just says defund paul patrol You let those fuckers do what they want. Dude, they're cleaning up that city, though, man. That was on a, uh, man, they're always, they're always chasing me around.

They do have access to like the most incredible technology and equipment of all time. Yeah, I know. I've got quite a bit of it in my home right now. Nobody plays it. That defense budget and that little town is massive. That was on a Nissan frontier. We fund, uh, we fund Paw Patrol. Uh, it's 60%.

of our gross GDP goes to Paw Patrol. It's half of our budget. And meanwhile, we have people on the streets with no access to healthcare. And we have dealing at home with Punch the Monkey all weekend long. Yeah. To the point to where his forearms have gotten bigger on one side. No, we're not doing that. They have cars that, like, will transform into helicopters out of nowhere.

The technology is there. Yeah, yeah. I've seen it on the show. I know. Artificial intelligence has changed everything. There's no oversight committee we need to make sure that these paws, these dogs are not running out of control. We need to put a leash on them.

Oh, that's good. That's good. Put a leash on them. The Paw Patrol is executing warrantless searches and arrests with no probable cause, no reasonable suspicion, and it must be stopped if we want to take our country back. I can't think of Paw Patrol without thinking about my favorite onion headline of all time, which I've mentioned several times before on the show. And it is a Paw Patrol Writers Defend episode

where German Shepherd dog shoots Black Lab in the back 27 times. Classic onion. It's so good. It's so good. But also real. And that part's not funny. You're looking into the wrong camp part's not funny. Social commentary.

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Hip hop anonymous? Yeah, like the movie. Rob Schneider character, an unforgettable Rob Schneider character. Rob Schneider is. A delivery driver. Do you like a big daddy, ever seen it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I haven't watched it in a while. It's decent. I have it. I have it not top three Adam Sandler. Whoa. Neither do I. Billy Madison, happy Gil.

No particular order. Billy Madison Happy Gilmore. Wedding singer is my one somewhat controversial. I haven't seen Waterston. Wedding singers is incredibly well done. I urge you to give grownups to another chance. I don't think I ever gave it a chance. It is Parks' favorite movie.

And the first time you watch it, like this is so dumb. And a lot of it just doesn't make sense. but you keep watching it. And he's made me, I've seen it like 12 times now because Parks loves it. It's sneaky, a funny movie.

It really is. I'd probably go, Billy Madison, happy Gilmore, Hughie Halloween. Jimmy Tatra. In that movie. Nah,

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of the longest yard would be my, I enjoy the longest yard. Uncle Jems. Uncle Jems. Uncle Jems is a great movie. It's just not one that I'm looking to rewatch. Umke Jem.

It's like very, very often said, but like that's like Uncle Jams. Like Uncle Jams. Waterboy though. He spit in the cooler. Waterboy, that was funny. Oh, Little Nikki. Little Nicky's little.

Little Nicky was in fact and I've seen that still. I liked Little Nicky. It's definitely Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore is one, two. You know where you want to put him. It's fine with me. Yeah. Great movies.

You know, man. Never mind. Parks also loves Happy Gilmore, too, a lot. We watch that a few times. It's funny. on retail therapy yesterday, they were talking about this cricket sweater. And like, I looked at it. And the first thing I thought is that's, that's Frank's sweater from Billy Madison that he cuts up.

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warning this product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical and addictive mm-hmm here adecadifts hey that's not part of the read reads over moved on all right okay we've got to talk a little love is blind i don't watch love is blind it's one of the shows that i have seen hundreds of clips from and I always enjoy them. And I'm like, I could see a scenario where I get into this show. And this is one of those scenarios. If you like absurd reality television, and this is the most, in my opinion, absurd concept

for a reality dating show. It is so stupid. But I love it because it's so stupid, I think. Yes. I'm about to make a statement about Chris from Love is Blind. First, the video that is making the rounds that you've probably seen is bad. and I knew it was bad. I watched that episode finally last night and the one after.

So I'm pretty up to date on the Chris situation. And what I saw in the following episode, in my opinion, is even worse than what he said to this young lady. I haven't seen the second part. And what I'm about to say, it might seem like an extreme take at first. And it is. And I might walk it back at some point, but for now I'm going to stand on it. Oh, I'm not prepared for this. Do I need to not be in the clip?

Chris from Love is Blind might be the most insufferable reality dating character I've ever seen on any dating show ever. Even more than Luke P? There is a, dude, we watched a lot of insufferable people. I know. That's why I might walk this back. Is he a chotch? Dude, he is so unbelievable. Shout out to intern Evan.

Not a chotch. He once said someone was a chotch bag. We thought it was really fun. So Chris is a software sales dude from Columbus, Ohio. Everyone from the season is from the Columbus area, by the way. They like to do it, keep it like regional. A lot of Les Wexner building. He is a short lad, which is totally fine.

Sorry, Randy. Which is totally fine. But just to paint the picture, he's about, he's in like the five, six range. Fairly good looking guy, stays in decent shape. And he got matched up with this. young lady on the screen right now, her name is Jess. And she is an infectious disease physician. She's a legit doctor.

All right. She does very well for herself. Okay. And so like, and she's pretty. Like on the outset, you're like, this guy, he's punching up, right? She's very gorgeous to me. She's like quite a catch. And so love is blind.

If you don't know the concept of the show, like you date through a wall. You meet these people through a wall. You have no idea what they look like. It's an insane sentence. You don't meet them until you get engaged to them. So you propose from the other. side of this wall and then there's this grand reveal walls lift up and you finally get to see them for the first time okay and then after after that after you get engaged they do like a week in

cabo like the whole group goes to cabo and they vacation together and they everyone meets each other for the first time and then the real test they go back to the the show Netflix they set up this apartment for them like a neutral site apartment for them to live together while they're kind of figuring out their compatibilities i didn't know there was a cabo component Yeah. This is a show I kind of wish I watched. They stayed at the Viceroy in Cabo. Do you see they got El Mancho? I saw they got El Mincho.

And so this is this scene you're about to see the video. They have already gone to Cabo and now they're back in their apartment that they're kind of figuring out life together in, right? And this is after they've slept together numerous times because they're in Kabul, they've had sex. Did they say that they've slept together? Yes, yes. If you're at home and not watching them,

watching the visual, like you're trying to picture these people. Don't paint it a good picture. But she's just point out, Jess is attractive. She's a pretty. She's a very good looking. She's a pretty young lady. She's very sweet. And again, she is a doctor.

Like she's legit. She's a catch. Like on paper, she is quite the catch. And so now they're back at the apartment. And throughout this whole time, even after he's gotten to know her, he's like, you are so beautiful. I'm so attracted to you. I can't believe you're a real person.

I'm so lucky. Like just gushing over how in love with her. he actually is. And then the night prior to this conversation, he goes out with one of his boys. They go to a bar and he like catches up with this boy and then he comes back and he's kind of quiet and like the vibe has shifted. And then they sit down and have this conversation. Was this guy a Chad? The other guy? The other guy was like a mega Chad? We don't see him. We don't see him. Okay. You don't know. He's not on the rankings. We don't know who this guy is. So this is what he says to Jess. This is, yeah, Chris and Jess. Like for me, like just to be totally honest and like without sound like a fucking dickhead.

I don't know how to say it. Like in the normal world like I date people who like fucking do like fucking crossfit and shit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So like I'm trying to like, I don't know. Somebody who like works out all the time and like has like a different type of, I don't know. A different type of like body? It's just like somebody who does fucking like

Pilates every day or like someone who's like working out every day in those situations it's hard for me to be like physically like in that moment like into it I just don't know if it's like there for me the ball's on this guy just a total vibe shift so he embarrasses her pretty badly I think on on television and he's just getting dunked on. And so I mentioned there's a following episode, right? So they, after this conversation, she's like, well, I'm going to leave. I'm going to go back home because I feel.

Did she cry at all? How broken up was she in the actual episode? She cries. Yeah, they do like an interview with just her. She's sitting on the bed with her backpacked and she's crying and she's like, I don't know, like I feel so hurt and she's crying. To do this on national team. Okay. It keeps going. So they, she leaves and then they go to a different couple. And their names are Brie and Connor. Okay.

Okay. Bree and Connor. And they became friends because the guys are all together in the show. The women are all together. So they all have these conversations and they become good friends. So they like sort of break up. Like she leaves. It's not like official yet, but they like sort of break up. And then it cuts to Brie and Connor who in there, they're in their apartment. Bree gets a text from Jess, telling her what happened. Connor gets a text from Chris being like, dude, you got to do Jess and I, like, one of those, like, the only thing that's going to work out. File that information away, okay? Okay. So they're boys and their girls. Then they go to, in this next episode, they go to, they all get together at like a mixer at a,

it's actually like a PINS mechanical. They have like miniature bowling and all that there. Anyway, that part's not important. They're at this event. And by this point, like, all the girls and all the guys, they know about what Chris told Jess. It's making waves, right? It's like, wow, Chris is actually a big, like a total dickhead. Was he well liked amongst the boys?

Up until now, like, he's just another one of the guys. Okay. Yeah. So he's, yeah, everyone thinks he's like this cool, nice guy. And so they're there. And so Bree was Connor's, I'm sorry, was Chris's number two. Like, they broke. up in the pods because he wanted to focus his attention on Jess, who he later proposed to.

So, Breas is number two. They're at this mixer. And everyone, like the girls are giving Chris a hard time being like, dude, you're never going to find another hot doctor again, like making fun of him and talk about how he's only five, six. He's a short guy. It's tough. Yeah.

He pulls Breas side at this event. Right? And he's, again, Breas is number two. And also Jess's good friend. And Bree's relationship with Connor's going okay. It's going okay. And Connor's his boy. Yeah.

He pulls Bree aside and they're drinking, you know, he's got, he's a little lubed up. And he basically says, like, Conner's too submissive for you. You need someone like me. Well, you need someone who's going to, like, challenge you and, like, lead you. And then they start talking about sex. And he's like, he's like, the sex with Jess was terrible. He says, he says it was awful. and she says oh you so you want someone who's going to like give you like the best sex ever and he goes

i want to be someone's best sex ever and he's like openly hitting on brie talking about how she should have chose it they should have chose each other and they would have been much happier together brie is fine like there's nothing wrong with she's when he describes like pilates you know yeah yeah yeah crossfit body it's not brie like not not to not to not to throw shade at brie she's She's pretty, but she doesn't have like the body he's describing, but he's still just like making this huge effort to like steal her away from Connor. And he's just then the girl, the other girls pull her, pull him aside and he's just trashing her basically. Just like it was like she's all. It's like the sex was awful.

Okay. And he's just making a total fucking ass of himself. And it's it's so bad. I don't know there are people out there who have seen it too. and like they're absolutely agree with what i'm saying the dude is just a total fucking chotch bag so what how does this end up um i that's as far as i've watched it's we're gonna we're gonna find out was brie entertaining this like maybe considering making a move brie wasn't shutting it down like i wanted her to and i think she should have done she was just like

listening to him and like okay she was just giving him rope yeah you uh yeah which may have been like a producer being like dude let him run with this i don't know this guy this guy sucks and so at At the end of this show, if you're unfamiliar with the format, they go to the, everyone goes to the altar, like dressed up, wedding dress, tucks. And that's when they decide whether or not if they're going to get actually married is at the altar. So, like, they have to, like, one person says I do and the other person says, actually, I'm not into you. And most of them don't go through to marriage, but it does, it does happen. But I don't think I've ever seen a guy who makes such an ass of himself at the degree that he did on this show. Yeah, like

He sucks He sucks It's pretty It's okay It's like the first clip's bad enough And then to like trash her Like On the show

It's like man I'm sorry She's already been embarrassed And honesty's typically good But like man When you're on a show like this Just make something Like say something else

Just say it was you were Just so you're not feeling it Man Don't let the connection Like I wanted it to be You don't have to talk About her body Not being good enough

That's so This guy's ever talking Ever talked to a woman before in your life? Like, how is this okay in your brain? So embarrassing. So weird. And then to just openly hit on her friend.

Openly. And try to like get her to go away from your friend. By the way, this guy just sucks. Everyone is standing around seeing them have this conversation. So Bree's going to go up to Connor right after and he's going to, she's going to be like, yeah, this is what this fucker just said to me. And it's just, it's a really, really, really bad look.

This guy is awful. Yeah. say that is worse than Luke B. I'll say that. Yeah. Yeah. Luke B was like insufferable, but I don't think he was, he wasn't this malicious. This is malicious.

He has this way of talking. And it's even in this clip that you guys just saw where he, he says fucking a lot. Like, he, I meant to girls who do fucking Pilates and fucking crossfit and shit. The fucking news is going to be. He says, he inserts fucking into sentences like way, way, way too much. And I always make a mental note when people do that. because it just kind of irritates me. That's a it's an ick for Dylan.

It's, it is an ick. And he kept saying, like, I don't give a flying, he said, I don't give a flying fuck, like six times while talking to this group of girls at this event. I don't give a flying fuck. Where's he for? You said Columbus?

Columbus, yeah. Come on, Ohio. Do better than this one guy. They might have thought he was giving a flying fuck, though, so I'm glad that he at least clarified it. He's, like, super villain right now on the show. Yeah. Damn.

I had heard things about. this but I had not seen the clip or any of that other stuff so also I don't know if you can find it randy people are making fun of his instagram profile picture is it AI if it's not a i it's like a it's like a professional like a headshot yes but it looks nothing like i want to find it looks like the hottest model you've ever seen there we go uh that's scroll down oh well go go back and then see if you can zoom in on. This doesn't surprise me because AI's changed.

There we go. There we go. That's his Instagram and that's what he looks like. That, no. Come on. Yeah. Come on.

People are like, who are you trying to fool? Come on, man. He just dude fucking sucks. Yeah, one's like, Ampercrobby model and then the other ones. The other one is just a dorky software salesman. That's such a,

that's way too dramatic of a profile. Yeah. It's like, it's almost a catfish. I want to be something to best. But I think it actually is him in that picture, but it looks nothing like how he actually looks in real life. You put the mega-chad filter on? Yeah, it's a mega-chad filter.

Anyway, I had to get that off my chest, man. This guy sucks. Man, see, I might just hop in. The show's fun. I mean, it's fun. It's so stupid because these people are like, they're behind, they're behind, they're in these ponds with the wall between them. They have no idea what they look like. And they're also, like, told not to talk about what they look like.

And so they're like confessing their love for each other and like spilling all their like deep, dark secrets to each other. Like, oh my God, I'm so in love with you and they propose. And then the wall, then they can finally see each other. And then the like, oftentimes you see the vibe just like completely shift because it's like, oh, that's how you look. I'm no longer into you. Hmm. Well, my vibe completely shifts when my hello fresh arrives. I'll tell you that from it goes from good to really good because I love to cook.

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You've probably seen it by now. You want the video or the- Where did this dude come from? Australia. Yeah. He's an Australian streamer. He just showed up in the U.S. And he was just lurking on the streets.

Well, he came to challenge clavicular. I thought he was getting revenge on the ASU, the frat leader. Oh, maybe sell. He was out looking for the ASU frat leader. He was trying to mug him? He was trying to mog. And yeah, you're right, Randy. And then this happened, and it's very embarrassing,

and it's really tough to come back from. Hit play. Okay. The hair. Fraud Max in. This is crazy. He just got wig max. There is no coming back from this.

This is worse than being fraymog. He definitely has to lose his spot as the non. Yeah, he's definitely eliminated from the Chad playoff. That was awful. The real question now, though, is who's going to avenge Klaff? I have no clue, but I think this might go down is one of the worst days in history. Okay. Just look at it.

How old is this guy? Why is he, why does he have a wig on? Well, I mean, like, his hair is not, his hair is not great. Right. It's certainly not what you would. But is he, he's bald maxing. Is he 24 or is he 34? Or is he 34?

I can't tell. Hard to say. He looks a lot younger with a wig on. That's his name. Androgynic. And of course, if you go to the official Chad rankings at official chat rankings.com. There you go. Androgynik is a looksmaxer.

Social media presence and streamer from Australia. It became popular not only in the BP community, but across all platforms, thanks to his insane transformation. He's a strong advocate of bone smashing and explains how it synergizes with anabolic PEDs, also known for looking like Jataro Kujo. However, fans started criticizing him when he started at ogre max and baldmax saying he should have stopped taking the compounds. He was bald maxing. I didn't realize he ogre maxed as well. Is it due to all the chemicals he puts in his body? Very likely loss of hair.

It says he's 24. Yikes. He's trending in a tough direction. Apparently now he's in Thailand with the number one ranked Chad Nocturnal Kent for several surgeries. Nonetheless, upon hearing the recent news that his good friend clavicular got framed mugged by ASR. frat leader veris he decided to hasten his return to america certain videos suggest he finds a situation unacceptable and is eager to avenge clav and being ready to even declare world war mog if need be i kind of fuck with nocturnal can't dude seems mysterious he's the dark night if you can see here on the uh

dave has sent me the official chat rankings he's number one oh wow i didn't realize he was number one he's the dark night a s urat leader veris is uh number two clath clav's coming in at five no four four but clav as we can see just trended it up two spots. So he's back on the, he's back on the eyes. From six to four. Man, even with being like wig maxing,

fraud maxing, and Drogenic, only dropped a three. Yeah, it's, he did, yeah, it's kind of surprising

because I think everybody, everybody knows that like, when you're exposed like that, you're probably getting kicked out of the top five, but for whatever reason it didn't happen. I don't know who votes on this. I just want to know who's funding. Should we have been bone smashing this whole time?

Maybe. Romulus and Zeta have both increased the spot in the chat rankings. That's good to know. I don't know who's funding this or if these guys make enough money from their, you know, influencing to, I think it's hard to say. This is a stupidest shit ever. Have you guys been Chinese maxing? I think they get a lot of money from streaming on kick. Like that is, they're streamers. So they'll get like a bunch of people watching and they'll get all these guys. I think they just go out and like do stuff? I can just go watch nocturnal can't just like creak.

around at night probably do his thing have you been chinese maxing i i have not i have not been doing my lymphatic uh they're this morning and stuff are these all got my fascia moving out would you say these are all incels i don't know there looks maxer so i don't think they really care about women or like at all they just care about looking the best they can't did you see that clav only has sex a minute at a time yeah because he's got better things to do he has to work yeah He can't spend time pleasing a lady or being pleased by a lady. He's got to get it over with. Was it also that he asked about like his opinions on transgender people.

He just said that he doesn't care. It's another person to mong on. That's a good take. I like that take. I just my favorite clip and I think we played it, we probably played it last week. It was just that guy who's like, all right, I'm going to set him up to dunk on Gavin Newsom. And it just went the complete other way.

Yeah. He's like, man, J.D. Vance is kind of a fat slob. Gavin Newsom. Is he called him obese? He's called him a total Chad. And that's why he will be voting for him. I don't understand. Look, I like, I'm not one toe in in this world.

I'm probably like, I've got one foot in. And I don't want to go any further because, like, the more I look into it, like, the more of these guys might be, like, the worst. But I have to say, the commitment to, the commitment to, to their bit is pretty funny. You're kind of glad they exist. Just to watch it from afar. But also, yeah, they're probably terrible people.

The names are ridiculous, too. Who's baby stickly? Baby Stickly. Oh, I didn't know the rankings went further than 10. Oh, yeah, yeah. That looks like they're going. Oh, my God. Oh, man, do we?

Are female Max? Yeah, there's a, there's a female chat number 16. Oh, I'm glad the foids are getting in. Yeah. Oh, there are a couple ladies. Who's paying for this? Liska. Ooh, a Russian queen.

ASU freshman Jesse. ASU really pretty green. Dude, poor no one needs to hire a looksmaxer. He needs to get one in the office. He needs to hire Klaff. These are, see, I don't think these are all looks maxers. These are just chads, though, you know?

I just think the look maxers are the most chat. I don't know what I'm fucking saying. I think Chad's an insane sentence. By nature, I think they're looks maxers too. I don't think every Chad is a looks maxer, but every looks maxer is a Chad. You see what I mean? Okay.

Did you see where Klafsack's girlfriend was seen with ASU frat leader Varis? Uh-oh. That's the ultimate mob. That biggest drops. Ooh. This news piece says ASG frat leader Varis is currently celebrating and mocking androgynick after his big fail. Is he getting cocky or is he a true Chad? Who's updating this website?

I don't know. Someone has a lot of information. This website reminds me of like a, Like early, early 2000s internet. And I can't explain to you why. Maybe even before that. Like if you remember moll, if there's some old heads out there, remember,

Mullets galore. I'm sorry. You probably can't see it on screen here, Dylan. Let me zoom in for you here. It says right here, verified and confirmed by the International Chad Ranking Association. Oh, I didn't know the ICRA was behind. Click on the how rankings work.

Okay. Rinkings are based on a proprietary algorithm. that weighs multiple factors including media presence, social impact, industry influence, and recent achievements, no paid placements

or sponsorships affect positions. Oh, good, cool. You can't be bought. Pretty cool. All right. If this was going down in like 2015, would we have been like

up blogging this daily on TFM? Would have been like a... Yeah, but there would have been a ton of people who hated it. Yeah. Just like there's probably

a lot of people who like hate that we're talking about this now. But I have to tell you, It's so stupid. A lot, it's kind of funny. Oh, I guess you can vote and you can battle and you can, there's a lexicon. Can you challenge other chats?

See, let's see what the battle is. Why don't you start chatting? I'm 42. I know, you could do old, old max. It looks apparently like this is some type of a like bracket and then you just choose, who's the better and then like, you'll, you just last one standing wins. Is it like face match? It's face match.

So do we want ASU-Foyd brother? or Cookie King, you know? You know, that's the, and then you just, you pick your favorite Chad. ASU Floyd brother? What if I started doing this? He's the dark horse. I guess you can just vote on who you think is best.

The lexicon. Oh my goodness. Well, yeah, so the normies know what the hell we're talking about here. Oh, LTN, low-tier normie, slightly below average or simply average, five out of ten, glens into crowds around 25% of population.

Oh, also clav called J.D. Vance subhuman. A true atom. Genetic outlier. Theoretically and statistically, only one true atom should exist as there are only one in 10 billion probability. True 10 out of 10 in all physical aspects. Okay. That's pretty helpful. As is having Squarespace is a sponsor. I hope that this website is built on Squarespace.

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I saw that I thought they got Randy, but it turns out they didn't get El Mancho. They got El Mention. Oh. Are they calling you El Monso now? What's going on all of that? luncho. Barrett was in Mexico.

He was. There is a tweet that is, I put, I got no love in the TMD group, but this is 100% accurate. It was my experience. You like, if you go, like, I looked up news on, on Twitter, X, the everything app, about this. And like, the next thing I got served was a guy getting flamethrowered. I still, I've heard about it. Like, okay, it was very blurred, but it's still, I haven't seen it. Man, what if, what if, what if this just wasn't a thing that people were served?

I just didn't need to see that. I've been complaining about the Twitter algorithm for a long time now. Did you do your job to report it, David? No. So, well, there you go. You're part of the problem. You see everything happen. These are some bad hombres, Dave.

Yeah. Bad. it's crazy man it's like AI is going to change the world stop speaking of change in the world how about I change your plans for next Saturday March 7 that is next Saturday right a week from this Saturday oh wow it is isn't it why well uh Dallas Texas Dallas DFW uh Dallas Addison Plano little elm O'clock O'Cliff Duncanville Lancaster

Desoto Red Oak Midlothian You said Duncanville Arlington Fort Worth We're going to all these places grapevine

Hearst Eulis Bedford Denton All cities in the area Coppell Home of the Cowboys We're going to be in

Dallas Dallas prop del's proper can't be in the bubble you ever been in the bubble uh why why he might be asking what we're doing a meetup and we're doing it at truck yard if this is official truck yard in truck month during podcast week whoa are you fucking kidding me shit i used okay are we driving and are taking our trucks there i don't know probably i'll probably have like bigger parking space maybe we can waymo do do they have waymo that way probably I don't know.

I always find it weird getting in a truck that's an Uber. I don't know why. Pick up trucks trying to be Ubers. Yeah, I feel you. Anyways, continue. Wait, why? You can't transport humans that way. Yeah, you're supposed to be transporting like lumbered.

One time I just jumped in the bed. I just slapped the side. Let's go. Let's go. Truck yard. Truck yard. That's my back. backyard. You guys don't know that one. Um, nor should you. Four o'clock. I said four-ish. Four to

four to whenever. It's hard to put like an end time on it, right? Because it's like knowing us, man, we're crazy like that. We got old, we got old Maxer right here. He might stay out. He might go home, crush his bones a little bit, do some bone smashing. I'm going to bone smash before I show up. He might come back. We'll just say loosely four to seven, but we all know. Guys like us, Cowboys like us, we sure do have fun and we go hard. Can't wait. Come through. Truck.

Yeah. That was the number one requested place when we put up a prompt. People are like truck yard. There's a lot of other places that were great. A lot of places in, I don't know, parts of town that like, I don't know, I just wanted to do like center of Dallas. And this is it. Make it as easy for as many people to come to. Yeah.

So I hope everybody can make it. I want a big showing. I want to see it. Our first Dallas meetup was, they were all fun. That one was really fun. Huge. Because that was the first one we did as a company, as a new company. Before I was even hired on here.

Right. There was a lot of people there saying, don't hire that fucker from Chicago. That's what they were saying, yeah. And we did it anyway. Sorry about you. And I unhinged my jaw and ate a hamburger. There's a lot of food trucks at truck yard, hence the name. So we should be good on food.

We won't have that issue this time where we just show up and I have an eat. And we're also not going to have the issue that we had in Houston where we got a bunch of margaritas at the Mexican... Two. It was just two. And yeah, it was two. It was one too many. We were a little drunk.

Rainy was a little drunk. Yeah. We had a little fun. What's the chat saying? Anybody in the chat? Drop a D in the chat if you're going to show up. Someone said, said in Timeline 2 is crazy. What do you mean?

I don't know. Someone said, I will 100% be backing in my F-250. So also someone said that Barrett would Mog as a hostage if he was still in Mexico. So probably true. Barrett should look-lux-max. He doesn't need that,

yeah, he doesn't need a Lux-Max. He was born Maxed. When I say looks-max, I mean just like lean into it and become, see if you can get on the chat rankings. They talked about looks-maxing way back in the day. Oh, yeah, I knew what it was. Yeah.

Will was saying Mogg like three years ago. I thought it was just like English, like, soccer slang. I knew it's from looks maxing. I just didn't know it was, meant like alpha male of group. I thought I just meant like you were stunting on someone. I want people to show up.

I want this to be a really fun time. We're getting some D's in the chat. Oh, yeah. Let's see him. Let's go, baby. You want to see him? Let's go baby. You want to see these Ds in the chat?

There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't buy us shots, please. I'll issue a, I'll issue a, a official, statement on shots and what you can and cannot buy us in the coming days. Okay.

So, yeah. So yeah. Excited. And if you fly in, I'll make a deal. If you fly in, your first drink's on, I mean, I say me. It's going to be on the company. Which is you, really, at the end of the day. Well, we all have a company.

Well, this little guy doesn't, but that wasn't nice. I don't know why I said that. You know what I mean. Oh, we'll open a company tab. What if I could, but Dallas is really full. Fly in, your first drink's covered. Why wouldn't you? It's a good point by Blitzkrieg.

Yeah, he said, careful what you wish for when asking for D's in the chat. I know what I'm doing. Oh, do you? Might dig up the old Redbird Skatland hockey jersey. What team are you on? Were you on my team? Are you somebody who knows me? I played on the flames and the stars.

Those are my two teams, true story. And the travel team. I'm excited. I'm excited. We might go see that. Are we going to go see where JFK was assassinated? We got a lot of time on that Saturday. I'm hoping the weather's good. Last time we did a Dallas meetup, we had to pivot last minute. But it's going to be in Dallas and it's going to be at full. We're going to have a great time.

And there's going to be special guests there. Maybe. I don't know. Dumb zone? Jake said he's going. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Okay.

More on that. in the coming days. So until then, we'll see you for a co-worker week later. Bye-bye. Bye.