Circling Back - Chair Company, Fan Feedback, & Real or Fake: Anime | Circling Back 12-2-25
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All right, we're back, circling back podcast Tuesday morning.
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Just notice that?
Well, it just clicked, and it just, I tied it together with the ongoing controversy.
Oh, yes.
The war between you and our friends out west.
Do you like the agave plant?
That was a late ad by me.
My suggestion, I didn't sketch it.
We have three agave, four, actually, but three in our landscaping in our front yard.
And they have grown, they've doubled in size in less than a year.
And they're getting, like, almost too big.
Are you going to start making tequila?
probably not i don't think it's the right agave is it 100% blue webber agave it's let me tell you i can
tell you everything what would i need to do what would be the process what would be like first step
well one you need to you need to cut it get all the leaves off and then you need to you need to cook it
i didn't know you had to cook the agave but you do that makes sense that would be like one of my
first guesses i didn't you have to cook it in some way no and i think did they teach you about
moscow at all because that's a different type of way they cook it i think that's
is the difference. I don't know if they have any
Petron Hasma skull, but we didn't like that. I don't know if
Petron does, yeah. But you prepare the
agave differently, I think is the difference.
But, don't really know for sure.
I went and purchased a
Anyahu recently. I won't
give away. I don't want to give any free
ads, no free ads, some might say.
But I did purchase some, and you know,
it's on Yeho season.
Michael Weiner taught us that a long time ago.
Yeah.
He did. Some say it's all West Texas. I say it's all on Yeho season.
You've always said that. That's something I've always said. Happy holidays.
Action. Joke for many. Randy Trebaki.
We need to post that again. Hi, Dave. Tis the season.
That'll be a good, this weekend and fun post, hard post on the, I'm circling back.
A lot of new, a lot of people who tuned into the show or found the show in the last, I mean, really six, five or six years would have
no context for that, which I love. I like when we post stuff like that, people are like,
well, I got to figure this out. Go to the Reddit or go to fan feedback. I'd say 90 plus
percent of our regular listeners at least know who Micah is, right? We've had them on enough
to where they should know. They know the lore. Yeah. Canon, if you will, Randall. But do they know
like that he was a content machine even before he was producing pods? They probably don't. I've got
some, I've got some good Micah videos from the early Grandex days on my phone.
Not just Micah, but Micah's the star.
Micah getting a, you know, like a real job outside of media is just a travesty and a, just
a disservice to the world, really.
We need more.
Yeah, what's he doing?
He's a machine.
What's he doing, man?
I don't know.
We could get him on some, uh, could always pivot back.
psychedelics, let them rethink things, find his true love, content.
How are you, Randall?
I'm doing quite swell.
People are saying that the thumbnail today was the most Randy thumbnail ever.
That's because we have a segment.
It was Naruto, and I have a confession, everyone.
I've never seen Naruto.
It's Naruto?
I thought it was Naruto.
Oh, man, I've been saying Naruto the whole time, like a ball player.
We're going to struggle during this segment we have coming up, aren't we?
It's going to be a fun one.
Naruto
Naruto
Man
Love him or hate him
Randall Trembachy
Hi
I hope you love me
I hope you don't hate me
You can just like me
You don't need to love me
Dylan Chivry
In here with them
Ashy Ancles
Yeah happy to be here
Tough morning
Got a very sick pup
At home
You know
Major accounting snafoo
That we were working
Through this morning
But you know
Got it back on the rails
I think
Are you on the rails again?
Got it back on the rail
and we're going to, it should be smooth railing from here on out, I think.
What's, uh, what's the origin of snafu?
I don't know.
That's a good word, though.
Is that like an old military thing or something?
I'm curious what that's about.
Let's see, origin, snafu origin.
Let's see.
Does that come to us from the war in Vietnam?
Snafu is a, what did you suggest?
Military.
Yeah.
Why would you think that?
I don't know.
It's an acronym, a military acronym.
and it stands for situation normal all fouled up situation normal colon all fouled up
clearly i knew that somehow like deep down on my subconscious you couldn't just come up
no that would be weird or more put more vulgulgery vulgarly vulgarly um situation normal
all fucked up is how probably actually originated it's like foobar i'm sorry was that a john
fogarty joke yes that was it i don't want that to go on notice
Thank you, Dave.
I mean, a lot of people probably did, but okay, interesting.
That's a...
Nice pool, Dave.
Yeah.
Amazing, ironic note.
What are the...
Man, those are those are the same?
I haven't seen those shoes in a minute, and I keep looking down on them.
They're really catching my...
Are those burnt orange?
Almost.
I believe the color is...
Burnt sienna?
Rust, something like that.
That's another one of those.
those doesn't really help right it doesn't but it does play it does play well for a game day fit
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It's where we just...
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You're so ready for that.
Got a theme song.
It's definitely not AI.
We would never do that.
It's definitely AI.
But it's good one.
We didn't have the money for the band.
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I can't wait to get a Super Bowl this year for the Bears.
Slow down, bud.
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website or domain um randall hi dude the floor is yours you uh you pitched this a while back
i pitched this a while back and dave just asked me this morning if i wanted to do the segment
of real or fake anime so i uh i put together some just some titles
of anime to see if you guys can guess
whether they are real or fake.
Okay.
How confident do you think you guys are going in?
My experience with anime is only,
my son, Parks, who's 10, has dabbled
in anime a bit.
He's not into it, like, fully into it,
like many people are, but
that's my knowledge is what he has watched
in front of me.
I think I'm going to lose this
because I have no anime background
and my son both of my boys are way too young to be into it
and I just think Dylan's at least got one had one toe in the water
my confidence is in the gutter on this one to be honest
I'm sure parks will probably get more into it because the kids these days are
super into it like way like it's become mainstream now
anime is huge it is and there's a lot of athletes professional athletes
that are really into it like Israel Adasanya
style bender um he was like the first athlete that i really followed ufc fighter former uh champ
um it was like really into it like he would incorporate it into like his his intros and
stuff so like that's that was kind of how i got into it demon hunters is that considered
anime uh demon so demon slayer is one one i did not include that but like so with these animas
some of them are have ridiculous names some of them are very just like blunt where demon slayer
is about people that go up
and slay demons. They're like a samurai
that slay demons. So that's a
pretty easy one right there. Then there's
like another big one is attack on Titan,
which you don't really know what that is. So
some of them are on the nose. Some of them are just
really bizarre. I mean, Pokemon is
anime, right? Yep. Okay.
See, I was too old for Pokemon, but I know
you, Parks was a Pokemon kid, right?
He was. He's not into it really anymore.
Still knows all the, you know,
all the characters and all that, but
I was never a Pokemon kid either.
yeah i was okay so i got 12 of them here for you guys to see if you can get them so uh let's let's start off
with this one jujitsu kaisen is that a real or fake anime jujitsu kaisen i know that jujitsu
is in fact a martial art kaisen jujitsu kaisen in fact i i almost signed my son up for jujitsu
classes but they never reached out to me luckily they did an online vetting of you like this kid
this guy's kid is not going to make it yeah they're probably right um i'm gonna go i'm gonna go
fake that seems like if i was randy i would throw that jiu jitsu bait out there because he knows
he's gonna get one of us but i think that's fake you're gonna say fake i'm gonna say real and i i think
parks has actually watched this one to be up front here i don't want to that is a real anime yes and
It's one of the biggest ones that's out currently right now.
Yeah, well, fine.
So, yes, Jiu-Jitsu Kai is in.
That is one point for Dylan.
All right.
Number two.
Shurukin's Edge.
Shuriken?
Shurukin's edge.
Shurukin's edge.
I'm going to tell you that's fake.
And here's why it's fake.
Shurukin, you're doing a play off of the street fighter fireball from Raiu, Ken.
and I think you kind of were like
I'm going to just make it up
and then you're throwing edge in there
as like a horny play
because you're a fucking horny guy
I always heard that they
they say the names of the characters
Ryukin
Ryukin is that how
is that right?
Oh no
Ryukin
There was a lot of debate
on a lot of those things
I played street fighter
at Penn's Mechanical
over the weekend
and I couldn't remember
how to do the Ryukin
Rhodes was beating me
because he was button mashing
and I was trying to remember
how to do a fucking hurricane
game kick.
A dragon uppercut.
What did you say?
I said fake.
I'm going to go real.
You know, real?
That is a fake anime.
Good job.
Sharukin is a throwing star.
It's like the actual name for a ninja throwing star.
Oh, this guy's been to Japan.
Cool.
Shuriken's edge.
Bad ass, dude.
Yes.
If I'm pronouncing it correctly.
But who knows, you know me.
I don't know what I don't know.
All I ago was that, your Japan true.
That was about a year and a half.
It was last August.
It was August 20.
It's been that long?
So have you met your child?
I didn't go there with a breeding visa.
Okay.
One day you got to go meet your child.
All right.
So it's one to one.
All right.
Number three.
Chainsaw Man.
His chainsaw man.
Sick.
A real or fake anime.
That one.
Obviously doesn't sound very anime-esque.
And I think you threw it in there for that reason.
So I'm saying real to kind of give us a little curveball here.
I think chainsaw man's real because it needs to be.
You think it's real?
Let's keep it simple.
That is a real anime.
Fuck that.
Congrats.
That is a real anime.
What's the story there?
The guy, he's horny.
That's this whole thing is that he's horny.
It's a really weird anime, but it's like beautiful animation and good fights all and stuff.
and, like, he gets met him with, like, a demon that's a chainsaw demon, and now he's a chainsaw man.
What's that horny skunks name?
Pepe Lepe Lepeau.
Pepe Lepeau.
That dude, man.
Just crazy horny all the time.
Did he get canceled?
I don't know.
I think he did.
Yeah.
There's definitely some unnecessary horniness in some animas, for sure.
Not all of them, but, like, chainsaw man is the one where it's, like, very much throughout, he's just horny.
He doesn't have, like, a chainsaw arm?
Is that a chainsaw head?
Crossover into anime porn.
such an easy smooth transition no like so all these none of these are as you would say hentai that's
the porn uh no these are just real animas and stuff like that but i'm sure hey rule 34 if it exists
it's out there you know you know what i'm saying dylan no but yes i do not so there's just some
unnecessary horniness and so wait i'm seeing that um chainsaw man is a popular manga yes series by
Fujimoto about a young man named Denji who after being killed is revived by his pet devil
Hokita Hokita and becomes the titular chainsaw man yeah his his his devil pet was a chainsaw
devil it was just like a dog with like a big old chainsaw nose okay it's very interesting
these the concepts get out there I've always said the best kind of pet has a chainsaw nose
all right
you guys are still tied
number four
all right
ready for this one
that time I got reincarnated
as a slime
the time I got reincarnated
as a slime
damn
that time
this one's for all my slimes
I got reincarnated
as a slime
is that a real or fake anime
yeah
I'm a slime
a slime
a slime
about to roll on the app see i guess i assume they were all like japanese sounding things but
that's just absolutely no chance assumption very eurocentric it's japanese animation is it not
yeah uh that's real he's saying real what are you saying i'm gonna say that's uh that's real
both going real that is real the time i got reincarnated slime is
a real anime. I don't really know what it's about, but there is a whole genre of
anime's of that is that time I got reincarnated as, and then it's like something else.
The slime. The slime. So I know this. What is a slime? I'm not sure. I've never watched that
one. I just know it has a very big fan base. I'm sure there's playing enough people that have
in our fan base that have watched this. Well, I'll tell you about it, Delon. Just a little bit about
it real quick. Tell us about it. Well, the story follows Satoru Mukami, a salary man.
who is murdered and then reincarnated in a sword and sorcery world as a titular slime who goes on
to gather allies to build their own nation of monsters um little monsters some of these
animated females uh-huh and this is just an observation here it means nothing are very uh curvaceous
yeah very bonacious titular yeah that's what that's what it's called uh fan service in uh in that
round words they will make girls very busty and yeah they'll be unnecessarily horny and stuff like that
yeah oh it happens yeah i'm looking at some of the images from um i mean yeah i mean that's yeah
come on what are we doing okay what's the what age demo are they searching for here
i mean it depends on the anime so it goes probably from i guess like 10
And, like, some people, a lot of these are, like, I'm forgetting the name.
I'm sure the check tell me, like, are just, like, young kids that become heroes and stuff
where they're, like, probably somewhere around, like, 12 years old, and they're, like,
the main character and they become, like, a superhero.
I could see Parks getting into this one.
Yeah.
There's a lot of good things.
I'll tell you which ones for him.
Like, Chainsaw Man, he probably shouldn't watch because it's way too horny.
Okay, thank you.
But Jiu-Jitsu Kizen is gory, but it's good.
all right next one
you guys are still tied
okay
fire force
is fire force
a real fake anime
such a simple name
fire force
too generic that's fake
I'm gonna
I was leaning fake also
I kind of want to separate from Dave
so I'm gonna go real
it's gonna go real
that is a real one
yes that is that is a real one
they gave up that's a give up
fire force
all right
Next one.
Gimmy,
Gimmy chocolate.
Gimmy, gimme chocolate.
There's an element of silliness in many of these.
Therefore,
gimme,
gimme chocolate is real.
Fake.
Fake?
Dylan gets another point.
That is fake.
But it is a song by baby metal,
which is a Japanese trio of girls
that is heavy metal.
It's heavy metal of Japanese girls.
Man,
it's actually good music.
That's a song I didn't know.
What's that genre of music called?
I think it's just Japanese.
J-pop?
Is it pretty good?
It's got,
I like it.
Is J-pop a genre?
I know K-pop is.
I'm sure J-pop is.
Right, that's why I said J-pop.
We'll have to check them out.
Are they going to make your Spotify wrapped?
Probably not, but baby metal.
All right.
Next one.
Gunman.
Ha ha.
Sick.
Two words?
Two words.
Gun man.
Gun man is real.
Gun man is got to be real.
Got to be real?
That's a fake one.
Got you both.
You got my hopes up.
I like a good simple anime.
There's plain enough gun slingers out there.
All right.
Next one.
Jojo's Bizarro Venture
Joujo's
Joujo's Bizarre adventure
Bizarre adventure
These are all just coin flips to me
Like I yeah
I just there's no way to know
I'm gonna go real
gonna go real
Ooh what if it was Jojo
like Jojo Joe Joe Joe Joe
Then they might have
Might have my interest
You'd probably catch me tuning in
that's real you know her husband is the one who predicted that arch wasn't very good
you know Jordan Rogers saw that I don't like him his take I mean while there it looked good
for a few weeks it's it's since he's put some good tape out there since yeah starting
around week like six five six yeah Randy I said real you guys both said real that is a real
anime and that one is
if you just look up the
images of that one it's a lot of
really muscular men
oh it's a lot of buff guys
and majority of the people in there are
supposed to be like
like 15 and they're just
they're just jacked
is it the buff boys
the little buff boys tournament
just a bunch of hot dudes
oh hell yeah dude oh yeah
it's a very ridiculous
oh this guy's diced
oh yeah
Jotro.
Sick.
It was me, Dio.
It's a very ridiculous one.
Okay, what's the score and how many do we have left?
All right.
We have one, two, three, four left and Dylan is up two.
Oh, I've got to make some hay here.
Let's go.
Giant Slayer Horizon.
That just feels like the realest, most generic one of all time.
That was me in college.
Say it again.
Giant Slayer Horizon.
It's got to be real.
That's real.
It's real.
Giant Slayer Horizon is fake.
Fake?
You just, you put that into an anime name generator.
Yeah.
The anime generator was my mind because that was fake, Dave.
Congrats.
All right, three more.
Look at the thing.
Look at the picture orphra.
Yeah, it's me with the samurai sword.
So I'm up one with three left.
Yes.
All right.
One punch man.
just laying fools out with one punch one punch man real or fake this guy's just heavy-fisted
punch punch that's real one punch man is real real that is a real that is a real anime it's a
the whole concept is the main character can defeat anyone with one single punch so there's like
really no stakes so it's kind of like poking fun event at anime but it's a really good anime okay
pretty fun it's a meta all right two more dylan's still up one cowboy beep pop cowboy beep bop
cowboy beep bop bop bop bop bop bop bopopop boy bopop cowboy bee bop i've been on that ish
Bebop with the boys.
Can I choose whatever Dave doesn't
to make the last one more interesting
if he were to win this one?
I mean, Dave, if you're fine with that.
I'm going inverse Dave on this.
Cowboy Beepop.
Man, that does seem like a Randy generator.
But I'm tracking real.
I'm going to go real.
There's got to be, there's a Western play.
Real?
Our friends in the East have a love for the West.
Dave has tied it up.
That is real.
It's one of the most famous animas.
It's about a like space cowboy kind of,
but he's like a space.
Some people call me that.
Yeah.
So.
I love the Steve Miller band.
Cowboy Beep, bubop.
Oh, Bebop.
I thought you were saying beep bob.
Was I say it Bop?
Whatever way.
Maybe I'm mispronouncing it.
No, you didn't.
I just misheard you.
That's all.
Surprisingly, you didn't.
All right.
Last one.
for all the marbles here the tale of bing bong
come on dude
the tale of bing bong
the tale of bing bong
oh
it's so fake it's so fake it's real
is it about coffee? Is it about coffee?
By the way, I don't know if you looked in the fridge
there's some Stone Creek cold brew
that I put it overnight. I'm on it right now.
I'm about to hit some of that ish after this.
I'm absolutely like in slime mode right now.
Are you?
Straight up.
The tale of biba or of bing bong?
The tale of bing bong.
The tale of bing bong.
T-A-L-E.
Yes, the tale of bing bong.
Can I go first?
Well, I'm a, let's do.
I'll just count it down.
You just say,
okay, same is.
So it's not, you don't, not even flesh by it.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Fake.
All right.
So you said fake and you said real.
And Dave wins it at the end.
Oh, my God.
That is fake.
comeback. It's so fake it was real, is what you thought. I was thinking of it. Exactly. I thought
he was saving it for the last because he knew that we would jump all over it. Man.
You got nine out of 12. Good job. Cut that dub on a Tuesday. And that was real or fake
anime. Good job, Randall. Randall. Randi put that together in like 20 minutes. Yeah, I only
actually knew one of them and I still somehow. I hope our friends out Postway are looking at the
aura frame right now because they got Western Brett just fucking giving. God. You know what that means when
something's giving all the square toes like damn he's really like that damn i didn't know their guy
from saratoga who had it like that well he does brett somehow is the most like cowboy of all
of us i think he owns land somehow yeah because he's he just he got to texas and immediately
just immersed himself no matter what the occasion if if like the invitation says like semi
cocktail semi formal he's like well i'm gonna have to wear a bolo he'll hit you with a bolo at
any event, any formal event.
Oh, when I went to Cape Cod, he suggested that I wear a Bolo tie.
I just didn't think you needed it for Cape Cod.
No.
A funeral?
Yeah, we're going Bolo.
Why not?
Good job, Randall.
Hey, congrats.
Do you think you did a good job?
Yeah.
I think that was a good mix of some real ones.
I could, there's more ridiculous ones out there, but I think that was, I got some of the most
ridiculous ones.
one punch man one i was i was surprised that you guys got that man speaking of ridiculous when i went
home yesterday and opened a package from ragged bone and saw my dane jacket i was like watch out
this outfit's ridiculous i did the same and i actually decided to wear it today let's see that
let's see that i want to put this ish on they're calling you hrothgar king of the danes king of the
dains look at that uh you got that is on you got that little pocket on the sleeve did you even
notice that you don't have to open it i don't i don't i don't
I really want to know it's in there.
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I'm currently not wearing the jacket, but I do have it at home hanging up.
I got the Navy one.
Yeah.
It's so swaggy.
Is it as comfy as it looks?
It's very comfy.
It's very comfy.
That's so dope.
I love this thing.
Chell said I look very handsome in it.
She said that?
She said it like handsome men, yeah.
But she hasn't seen you and yours yet.
No, it's going to blow her mind when she sees what I've.
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Let's text this will to freeze out.
Getting Will in here.
Will has a story from the weekend.
Also revolves around Brett.
Brett does Thanksgiving with Will's in-laws, Will's family.
They have a large family.
They have a big Thanksgiving.
And Brett sits in every year.
and he might be making a power play.
But what I understand.
Really?
There might be moves getting made.
And by moves getting made, Will might be coming in here after my text once he receives it.
There he comes.
I heard that laptop slam shut.
That's how you know it's him.
Yeah, that's his signature.
That's his Kramer.
Well, he gets situated.
Dylan, someone's wondering where your hat's from.
Oh, thanks for asking.
this hat actually will gave me this hat it is from a warby parker archmanning collab ever heard of them
the 16 is archmanning's jersey number and i i love it thank you will for the hat i'm i'm amazed by
how much you've been wearing it dude i'm into it as you can tell it didn't hit me it didn't
clock immediately that that was an arch play when i saw it this and that's like the beauty of it
I thought those just your body count, dude.
What does that 16 mean?
Oh, yeah.
But then if you notice that it's in burn orange, like you might start to clue in on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's true.
Will's here.
Will the freeze.
I will.
Hello.
Coming off of a strong Thanksgiving.
I wouldn't call it that.
I think I had the weakest Thanksgiving here comparatively.
Yeah, you were coming off of an illness.
I wasn't even coming off of an illness.
I didn't feel right until Saturday.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
took about nine or ten days
yikes if anyone out there
has an explanation for it I'd love to hear it
I don't have that IV hit
hard needed it yeah I had to
but you're back now
I'm out here
you're going strong I have I do have some
Fleming in the throat well okay
you know it's just gonna be there for a while
I just beat Dylan I just beat Dylan in real or fake
I heard I lost the anime situation
I heard that's crazy considering your recommended tab
ha ha ha ha
Hey, I'm so glad you're back on the show, man.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
It's been fun so far.
Can we talk about Brett for a little bit?
One punch man is what they're calling him.
Is Brett going through?
One munch and punch man.
What's up with Brett right now?
No, I don't think Brett's going through it.
I think Brett is living a charmed life.
Is he thriving?
So, like Dave said, I was sick on Thanksgiving.
Wasn't feeling great.
Thanksgiving day, I had some energy.
Went and did the one-mile turkey trot with my kids.
Did you try?
I tried it a little bit
I pushed the stroller
I like running with a stroller
You can kind of ride on it for a little bit
Like it's a shopping cart
I'm a big fan of doing that
Yeah
Not like a full on run
But like just kind of a little
Heavy enough to do that
Kind of with those two in it
Double stroller
Come on dude
You're showing that you haven't had a baby
Costco has really good riding
Shopping carts by the way
You're the type of dude to push that thing
And like jump up on it
Oh I do that with the shopping cart all the time
At Costco they're real heavy
You can just hop on those hose
and just, fuck, I went for like 100 feet
in the parking lot the other day.
You love those heavy hoes.
I do.
Big heavy ho.
Can't make a hoe a housewife?
No, you can't.
I didn't know you were out at my Costco.
Chelsea has a card.
I don't.
So I got to go with her.
Does she have an executive membership?
Or does she have to wait till 10?
She's got to wait with the rest of the normies.
Though it makes you feel better.
My wife also has a card.
I can't go by myself.
It'll allow me in there.
So I drop myself out to my in-laws place.
for Thanksgiving
pull in
take a deep breath
just to settle myself
before a chaotic
30 person dinner
first person I see
standing outside
in front of the fireplace
Brett
ooh outdoor fireplace
that's a good situation
I could talk about his fit
but I'm not going to
Bolo Tau no he hit him with the all black
Oh shit
hit him with the all black
He's trying to fit in with your brother-in-law
They were they kind of look
He kind of looks like a
cowboy um but i roll up and you know breck gets invited he's out here he's a he's a valuable member
of the thanksgiving squad at this point he was there last year and i wasn't even there i look and
he's like chopping it up with my father-in-law don't the pigskin around him and i'm like okay
so i walk in not feeling great brett's like here he has a glass of wine
pours me a drink like bread poured you a drink i'm like what's going on here just go
we're outside we're taking family photos um it was one of the times we can get all the family together
so everyone's taking photos together and uh as people start to disperse i look over in the front yard
and i just see my brother-in-law just tossing the pigskin with uh brett and my father-in-law's
holding the drink just chopping it up with them question was brett included in the family photos
no he wasn't okay he did a great job uh he did a great job trying to distract the kids and get them to
smile. What a guy. I'm like, is Brett kind of like, what a guy? Is he being celebrated like way
than like anybody else at this dinner right now. Do your in-laws like Brett more than they like
you at this point? I think they might. Okay. Is he like putting off fun uncle vibes? Yeah. Well,
then like dinner time comes. We're all eating outside because it's a big crew, can't all fit inside.
And so, you know, everyone takes their plate, goes and starts serving themselves. And somebody sits down
where Brett took his plate from.
And at this point, like 10% of people had sat down.
And the narrative shifts from like, everyone go get your food to now, where's Breck and
sit?
The entire outside community of people out there is just consumed with, hold on.
Well, if they sat here, Brett needs to sit over here.
Like, where's Breckinus it?
I go in and get a full plate.
I've been in there for like eight minutes, just loading my plate.
Picture of it is on Instagram or on Twitter if you want to go holler at that thing.
I'm okay for now.
Check it out.
Have you been rating trees?
I've gotten one submission so far
and I haven't rated it yet.
Okay.
Yeah.
But like I come out eight minutes later.
Everyone's still just like, where's Brett?
I know, Brett's right here.
We're good.
Brett's covered.
We got it.
We got it.
And I'm like, what?
Is Brett the person that everybody is most concerned about at this dinner?
Suddenly he's getting celebrated at mid-dinner for his macaroni and cheese.
My father-in-law stands up to say, Grace before Thanksgiving dinner.
the first person out of his mouth, Brett.
We're so glad to have everyone here, you know, Brett.
I'm like, I'm standing here.
I'm like, dude, this guy is like...
That's a sweet moment.
But he's taken over.
Yeah.
It's like a little much, man.
It's a little much.
He's just taken over the entire situation.
How many turkeys are we talking?
I think three.
Three turkey?
God.
I think we went three turkeys.
How many ovens do you all have there?
They were deep frying them, dude.
Oh, fuck.
They were deep frying them.
Okay.
Dude, that's a plate.
Zoom in on that, Randy.
I want Dylan's edit of my plate, dude.
What do we have?
Right click, open image and new tab.
No, God, he's got a system.
Let him do it.
I got it.
There we go.
Okay.
Anything you want to talk out on here?
You know, I recently became a cranberry sauce guy.
I now see the light.
It's best for just including with bites of others.
A little tiny bit, you're right.
A little tiny bit.
I didn't know that.
That's real sauce, though, too.
That's not that.
jelly can. Is that cream corn? I will eat the jelly can. I will eat the can. I love the cream
corn. That's cream corn. That's cream corn. Okay. Oh, was there any geese there? Was there a callback?
Is that a, that's a little ham, huh? So, what's a recent ham convert? What's the, uh,
what's the stuff between the ham and the, in the roll? So this is almost like a, the best I can describe it, be a Hawaiian casserole that is meant to top
the ham. So is that pineapple in there? I think there's some pineapple in there. Okay. I think I might
have taken way too much based on how much is on the plate. Dude, did you see my beer rolls that I
mean? I didn't contribute anything. Brett's mac and cheese was being celebrated by what I would call
the best chefs in the house. What you got none? I did eat some at home out of a leftover
container later in the day. Did you go second plate or you just clean this one off and that was it?
I have to admit, I didn't even finish this. Dude, the sickness had my appetite down.
We got a little egg here?
So then dinner ends.
Everyone's dispersing.
I'm taking laps around the house trying to get my food to digest because I'm feeling
absolutely awful.
I turned the corner and who is who is absolutely running the family football game, Brett.
Every huddle, Brett is telling all the kids where to go, what to do.
Every play, like I think it got discussed at one point.
Someone said like, why doesn't Brett just be all-time quarterback?
Like what?
Oh, do you know that made his day to hear that?
He's cooking right now.
That's surprising because I never, I always thought like he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Yeah.
He was their quarterback.
Dude, allegedly.
The display the man's putting on is just, it's second and not.
The blue hands?
The blue, the blue flames.
No.
Blue something.
What?
Saratoga.
Saratoga Springs High School mascot.
They're, they're in the state championship.
I know that.
What is it?
Nothing.
I don't know.
The Saratoga Springs blue stallions.
Waffles.
Blue Streaks.
Blue Streaks.
With Martin Lawrence.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What were that movie?
Blue Streak?
Yes.
Okay.
We had a Waffle Stomp conversation in our WTI text last night.
I don't know what is more disgusting what I said or what you just said.
I don't know what a Waffle Stomp is.
Oh, God.
I've never heard of it referred to as a whatever you just said.
Do I need to look it up?
No.
No.
No, but you've probably been there.
Is it similar to Ooky cookie?
No.
I mean, I'm sorry, I came on.
No, that's the thing.
This is exactly why Brett's replacing you.
Stuff like that, Will, right there.
Yeah, you're too much of an edge lord now, dude.
You're a shock job.
I've been groping lately.
I heard that.
Oh, my God.
Will was like absolutely frazzled.
He just started doing epic vulgar roast with grok at the...
Yeah, did you get dead at Grock roast anybody?
Yeah, I got all mad that Brett was taking the spotlight.
So I decided to epically roast him in front of the family.
People are like, oh, Will's got a point.
I sent Brett a very heartfelt message the next day to which he responded, not very heartfelt feeling.
I told him, hey, man, thank you for running that football game.
Thank you for getting my son involved.
He gets a little nervous getting on the field sometimes.
And you involved him immediately.
And he loved it.
And thank you so much.
And then Brett said, like, I think he responded with a, you're up.
Really?
I've seen that response from him.
You're...
Yep.
All right, dude.
All right.
I'll see you next year.
He's one of those kids.
He just needs like to...
He needs like one good hit to like wake him up and get him in the game.
You know, like, once you get that first, when you're like, all right, now we're cooking.
So you just got to go out there and light your son up.
I've been doing Oklahoma drill with him.
How's he holding up?
It's about the age.
Not great.
I've been flattening him.
Yeah, he's four.
I've been flattening the guy.
You see Jackson Dark?
It absolutely fucking...
I did not.
He got annihilated last night.
He's putting out Zach Morris vibes lately.
Is he a sweater last night in his post game?
He's extremely swaggy.
He's extremely swaggy.
You haven't rocked your turtleneck sweater yet.
I haven't.
It's really warm.
Today's like the coldest day of the year.
So it should be the day that you would wear
probably your warmest piece of clothing that you have.
Oh, sorry.
I hitch out with some rag and bone today.
You got a problem with that?
No.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, sounds like you might.
Yeah, what's your deal, man?
Can we move, can we move the chair company up on the, the runny?
Do you want to talk chair company?
Well, yeah, you watch it.
You're up on it, right?
I'm totally finished.
Okay.
It's one of the few shows that I tried to watch as it came out.
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Yeah, we're all up on chair company.
Randy, for whatever reason, decided to sit out the Tim Robinson show, even though
like he's clearly base his entire personality on the guy.
But he's like, you know what?
I'm just not going to watch this.
Cool.
Even that face he just did is so Tim Robinson.
Off the top, one of my main takeaways from this show.
And part of my problem is that I watched a few of the episodes after taking a gummy.
Oh, it was a little high.
And that lowers my IQ by like 40 points every time I take one.
But I watched this show and I was like, what, what did I, what did I, what did I just watch?
I don't, I can't follow the plot.
I don't know what the hell's going on?
What didn't you understand?
Part of it's, I think part of that is intentional.
They want you to be like, what the fuck am I watching?
He's uncovering.
And it worked out really, really well.
A money smuggling or drug smuggling ring.
I know, but there's so much, there's, there's so many things that go on along the way that
like throw you off that scent.
It's like, what, what's going on?
And the last episode was just absolutely bizarre.
Can I give like my sneaky favorite character on the show?
Yeah.
It's his boss, Lou Diamond Phillips, Jeff.
From La Bamba.
He's such a tool.
He's such like a good, like when they were on vacation,
drinking the smoking cigars.
Drinking mezcal and smoking cigars, it was just like,
there are so many guys who have been in a situation like,
dude, I got to lock in more.
When he, when he goes to his kid's birthday party and he said he's going to make some
mezcal old-fashioned.
First of all, I was just like, dude, that is such a like, that's such like a yuppie, like
thing to get into, but to be excited about?
The conversation they had around with his buddy is drinking, drinking and smoking cigars,
it made him change the whole, the whole direction of the mall project.
He's like, this has got to be more creative.
I'm fucking lacking here.
He poked the insecurity.
He wanted Puebloos.
He gave him no direction.
He said, just make it different.
I don't know why, but my favorite episode of the entire season was when they went to
the cocaine bar.
Well, because he punches the guy with a dent.
He's a dent in his head.
I love the underlying narrative of the entire show of like, he doesn't want this
boring job anymore.
He clearly wants something more and exciting in life.
And like, then it gets to the point where he looks at a dude's dent on his, on his skull.
And he like wants to punch it to kill it.
He's like hoping it kills him so he can feel something.
He punched the dent.
I, this isn't a show that I think necessarily needed a season two.
but based on how it ended where
I'm like, okay, well, I guess we're definitely
needing a season two now.
What did they do in the finale?
Wait, is the head-dink guy
of the same guy who put his elbow in the soup?
Yeah, in the Broccoli cheddar suit?
Yeah.
He was just looking at it.
Hey, man, be careful.
Are you going to put you up?
And he, for some reason, he was so offended
by the guy by Tim Robbins' character
looking out for him.
Like, dude, fuck you.
What do you mean?
Look out for the suit.
Do I put my...
And then he did...
What is going on in the show?
He was just doing it.
a solid like hey man watch out you're about to get your your sleeve in the soup there uh he's like
cocaine villain sneakie you would know sneaky uh runner up is is and all the man kind of going out sad
is mike once we get mike's backstory you're like oh no that was really sad i was like oh man
you kind of like you kind of root for mike a little bit you're like man this guy's finally
got something to live for and stuff and it turns out he's
Might be a petto.
I still don't know.
I still don't know if their dog, you know, if their dog baby was like actually their dog,
or if they, they stole it from the neighbor.
You tell them about baby?
Yeah.
I don't know if baby was actually their dog or not.
They didn't clear that up.
I also wonder if baby's original owner is a vampire or not.
They never, what was that box?
I don't know what's going up.
What was the box he walked in and like in the shed that he showed?
Did he trip and pass out?
He created a new shape, Dave.
Why don't you understand?
Yeah, it's a new shape.
He's like, wow, that's beautiful.
The shape has never been done before.
There are so many coincidences in this show that you simply can not get hung up on
because it just makes no sense with the continuity of how things would actually pan out
trying to unveil this, like, illegal operation.
Randy, to give you an idea of how off the wall the show is the shape thing we were just talking about.
So his dog gets lost, so he goes to find it.
The dog he bought two episodes prior.
And then he sees the dog inside this man's house.
And the man greets him outside.
He's like, hey, come here, I want to show you something.
He brings him into a shed.
He goes, look at this.
Look at this shape.
I created a new shape.
And it's just this artwork of this, like, to keep shape.
There's nothing special about it.
And he's like, oh, my God, that's beautiful.
Oh, and then he also requests that this guy take a photo of him with the dog and tags him on Instagram.
So everybody knows he's the hero who found the dog and brought it back to the guy.
and then you find out that the guy might have been a shitty dog owner it's like it's just like it's just
there's just there's there's realizations that he has where it's like he goes and does something
to unveil more and it's like there's no way that like this coincidence happens numerous times
an episode and like even just finding the files in the office after he was leaning on the wall
during a meeting and stuff like that it's like what how do how do they even get to here
In the song that Lou Diamond Phillips character played, like he had recording in his phone,
matched the waiting music or the hold music for the big red bladder company or whatever.
His first attempt at karaoke when he's like, what version is this?
What version do you have?
But then when he made the connection, there was the same song.
Like it led to nothing.
What version?
Like, there was no revelation after that.
I've watched one episode of this show, and I am just, it sounds like you guys have.
speaking nonsense.
It doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, I mean, dude, intentionally.
I would not recommend the show.
If you haven't finished the show, fast forward a couple minutes.
The way that ended with like the person who is dating his coworker with a significant
amount of plastic surgery, taking him to his high school and saying that he's been
installed into this system since he was a kid and that his girlfriend that works with him
can move things with her mind, she doesn't do it very often, but she can.
And she can't do big objects very easily.
It was just like, why did the entire season boil down to this dude that has the most
Botoxin filler you could ever have in your face?
But then as this person was explained, okay, one of my favorite parts I think of the whole
show was he was explaining this to Ron is his name, right, Tim Romance's character.
He's explaining it to him and not have made any sense.
And Tim Romish is sitting there like, what the what the fuck?
Like he wrote this whole storyline out and he's sitting there at the end like, what are you talking
about like none of this makes sense like it's almost like a self-reflection there like this is so
fucking stupid they also wrote in like the the scenes with his family are also like fairly like
kind of normal sitcomy like scenes where it's like him and his wife having this like moment where
they're talking about like her company or like what he wants to do and it's all pretty normal
it's relatable yeah it's like his daughter like really supports his journey and like finding
getting the bottom of the situation his daughter's like fiancee's a bitch
the Wendy's Carver sandwiches
She's like, you told him
You told him about the car
The Wendy's Carver sandwich
It's so dumb
Like it was a secret that needed to be cut
She signed an NDA
How good does a Wendy's Carvers
It sounds great
It was a whole new restaurant
It was like a Wendy's like
Elevated version of Wendy's now
Wendy's Carvers
It was an elevated sandwich
Yeah
It's unbelievable
All in all I'm glad I watched this season
I have one prediction for season two
I think they're going to have the person at the end with all the plastic surgery.
I think that plastic surgery is going to be like fake or something.
And they're going to get like a big name to be the person playing that role.
How do you know they're doing a season two?
It got renewed.
Oh, I did not know.
You can't end it like that.
Even if it's, even if it was like the least watched show ever, we need to know what happens.
But again, that's why I think I questioned it because I don't, I don't, I can't imagine this is a widely watched show.
it last night it was number two on hbo's series page i don't believe that those rankings are
actually those rankings i think they just put shows on there but it was number two yeah i
i don't think i'm going to recommend the show to anyone in my in my circle but i enjoyed it
somehow you don't want to hang your hat on it no yeah it's a if i can't believe randy's even
like hesitant even as like a big tim robinson guy i just i was just very confused
and caught off guard all along the way.
It was nice to mix into like,
I can't go back there.
It was a nice change of pace.
I'm going to kill myself.
He's a one of time.
Techo.
Techa.
Techa.
Techa.
That's the chair.
That's the actual chair company's name, Randy.
How far does it go?
Yes.
How far does it go?
I do.
Yeah.
I don't know. I think my, I just got, like, fell behind with it because I went out of town and stuff.
And just, there was parts of the show that I like, I think you should leave because they're, they're short.
The longer, like, the skits get drawn out, the more awkward I feel sitting there watching where, like, there's a short skits.
Like, okay, that's enough. I don't need a full of more.
Yeah, this is eight episodes of the same type of humor.
Yeah. I haven't seen friendship yet either. So I know I need, I'll probably watch that.
That's less off the wall than that.
show as but still very tim robinson it's this show is really funny especially if you know people
watching it because it's just a funny like it's a water cooler show it kind of is but it has to be with
like very specific people yeah you can't you can't have your if you have like a co-worker who's
like a 53 year old lady she can't know that you're talking about this show because she's going to go
watch it once and be like all my co-workers are weird perverts yeah yeah what is mike list Mike just
listens to porn he just likes the audio but not not in his ear earbuds like out loud we've all been
there listens to porn we've all been there fucking mike what's his dude it's a set he's a he's the
recipient of a heart if HBO oh god that was so hard to watch it was if HBO suggests
you the show i love LA after you're done with the chair company I would
highly recommend to not watch it it's terrible is that the show with uh it's rachel senate's new
show really i just someone said it was cute yeah randy this guy might don't really want to support
anyone in it this guy mike receives a heart transplant to save his life and then the family of the
the dad who passed away and gave his heart it thought it'd be sweet to have mike walk the daughter
down the aisle at her wedding because it's like her dad's heart is in there but then he but then he
He tried to assume the role of the dad.
He gets a little too attached.
And the husband of the widow?
He got way too attached.
They had to file a restraining order.
He got mad at the widow because she wouldn't hug him again.
She wasn't hugging him enough.
He tried to kiss her at some point.
Who's Mike?
He was one of his coworkers?
Mike's a PI.
Mike's a guy.
like not a PI but like a hard like a hard muscle kind of
okay because it wasn't an episode one Mike's a
Mike's a low life Mike's a low life yes
who you'll find just watch it just give it another
give it some yeah after everything you guys said I'm like
there's no way they could say something even more ridiculous
so you just you guys kept on going one after there's more too that I don't
remember the funniest thing is when his chair the chair breaks the initial
thing and he immediately looks up and he's looking under that chick's dress and it's just so
awkward and it sets off the entire it's the entire show because of how he fell there's also a
a pointless like hardcore uh sex scene that just like porn today is insert at the end of an
episode for no reason they're graphic porn graphic graphic graphic close up porn randy oh so you're like
you see everything yes yes i didn't know they could show my wife was sitting in bed with
her red mask on and suddenly there's a penis entering a mouth on the television and I was like,
oh, zoomed in. Hey, sorry about that. And she was like, what did it have to do with? Who were those
characters? It had to do with nothing. It's just that. It's just on the screen. It's just there.
That's what they decided to do. Yeah. That's how they ended it. Those are not characters that are
credited in this movie, in this TV show. You warned me about that scene. I was still completely
shocked by it. Well, Dave texted me and just said, you finished the most recent episode?
It's like, not yet. And then I immediately upon, I was like, I now see why he has to,
if I reached the end.
Just very, very gratuitous, I believe is the word.
Yes.
Dylan, when's our tryout?
When's our casting call?
Oh, for the very large muscular men.
Try out for the sandwich shop.
There's a large sandwich brand in Austin doing a, what do you call it?
Call.
What is it?
Open call.
Open casting call.
And they need big muscular men for the commercial.
Very large.
and muscular so we're going to go we're going to go see what that lives boyfriend should go
today would be like ma'am's you don't need to be here like can you go like gqs down the hall
you're like yeah nah i guess live doesn't listen listen anymore because she i'd like a jersey
she would have crafted out of him oh that guy like a wendy's carver
what i got what a wendy's going to make a sandwich out of me off of him okay yeah
no I get it yeah like it took me a second but I know I understand yeah you got it you got it
could you imagine how much sushi you could fit on that dude's body oh yeah those fucking lats dude
god you can fit a whole blue fit on him he just don't me through the draw wall man you're not
beating Texas tech allegations right now yeah do A&M fans hate you I think it's mostly tech fans
I think they
they were pretty quiet
because I think because I was
trying to dunk on like
No they were joining in
There's some join in
I saw a few of them be like
Oh this fucking idiot
It doesn't know how to wear a cowboy hat
Like I actually thought it was a backwards hat
But then some of them made fun of me too
See I have to ride with my tech guys sometimes though
I think they're being a little hard on you
And I don't agree with a lot of things they said
But as my hypothetical alma mater
Texas Tech is something that I hold true to me
I understand
That's okay
I thought about seeing if the guy
who screenshoted a bunch of your Instagrams
and DM circling back
wanted to do cold call
but I thought it might not be good content
I would love to have a conversation
with one of these cowboys
might have to edit out some of it
Cowboys don't use Twitter
somebody responded on our thing
and said Cowboys don't have podcasts
and I was like that's pretty funny
it's true
I would listen to a podcast of actual cowboys
that just had microphones out
on the open range just hanging
yeah
narrating their stuff
get cam burns out there you guys watching the american revolution i need to i'm done with it
dude are you i i crushed wow it's been like i i i spent two hours a night that's a lot that's a
commitment i've been having trouble getting through it just because it's so much it's uh there's
there's things that i was like i was like i wanted to go look up and stuff so i was like i don't
want to spoil it like i didn't realize you know how it ends right yeah yeah they surrender
It's crazy.
We will, yeah.
Benedict Arnold, like, I didn't realize, obviously everybody knows Trader, but don't really ever,
it was like, how did that resolve?
Turns out I just went back to England and lived out his life, fucker, never got a, never got got,
never got, you know, tried for treason.
He just, he just flipped.
I think in certain parts of the 1750s, like, chilling over here with a vibe.
I think other parts were not a vibe though
Do you think when people got here
They like fired off like a letter
And like three months later somebody got it
Undid the scroll and just said
USA could be the move
CBTM
Could be the move
Could be the move
I need to watch it
It's a lot
Chelsea I'm gonna promise you this
Chels will be asleep very quickly
Okay
I mean that
Actually that's the kind of thing
I should watch with Chels
because she's probably not interested in it.
I can just keep going after she falls asleep.
Because you're going to be like, you're going to want to like be by yourself kind of like.
But I will say, you'll get to a point to where you're like, man, we took a lot of else.
Like when do we start like turning the tide here?
Yeah.
But the tide turns.
It does.
History tells you that.
Roll tide.
No difference.
I'm saying, dude.
Oh, okay.
No Alabama, not one of the 13.
To all the people out there, to all the people out there who underrated us after that Florida state loss.
look who's making the playoff now
look who's making the playoff now
so true
do I thought you were a volunteer
no dude
you can't
you can't stay away from the
Alabama
of Alabama
Texas Tech
now I'm not riding
a tech football team this year
okay
especially after how they treated you
thank you
now I'm tied this year boys
fuck yeah
I'm all tied
unless Texas makes the playoff
then I'll cheer for Texas
but it's not looking good
if they don't like
that last bullet point though
That's bullet point, dude
I'm kind of rocking with Ole Miss, man
I just want the
Yeah, I like the fuck you attitude
It's gonna be hard to cheer against them
I want those boys to win a championship
And does Lane
I mean he would get a ring
Would he ever get like would he ever want to wear that ring
Do you think he would get one?
Yeah, yeah
They give rings to dudes who do less
Than coach 12 or 11 games
It's such a sour departure though
I don't know
Dude, he's just a straight-up liar
Like the amount of like the Ole Miss like beat writers and stuff like who went through his press conference, Brett was telling us about this earlier like they would just take like something he said like lie, lie. Here's why. He lied about this. He lied about this. He actually had a police escort. No one tried to run him off the road. Like he's just a liar. I have thoughts on his police escort. I think it was a little too much. And I think it was too much because the chief of police in Baton Rouge called up his boys and was like,
like all right you guys want to be in this convoy dude the amount of times he tweeted out like
the red and blue hearts while he knew he was leaving it's just so weird and fucked up he tweeted
for someone tweeted from the dog account asking if the dog was allowed to go to the cc championship
like he bring the dog into it that dog can't explain himself had they made justice for juice
had they made the cc championship he would have coached it right and then left after that no he was
always going to make decisions this past weekend what would that so if oh you loses they were in
right if if alabama if alabama if alabama if alabama were to lose that game they would have been
yeah yeah but they didn't and i i think that was part of the reason why they were waiting to see
at the result of that game that's why it was so delayed on saturday i mean like if you're an lsu fan
which of which there were many and i know a lot less in the show you're like all i care about
we got the fucking coach okay whatever but also like it's kind of weird the baggage you
he's bringing in like you know you've seen the body of work at this point at enough places
to where you're like um and also like you know you're signing up for and also like this is his
first like this is the peak of his career up into this point was getting a team into the
playoff and then bailing before the playoff that is that is the peak of his career i mean he did
coach in the NFL head coach not well no no funly also was a great coordinator for under
Sabin like three years in a row right great coordinator but yeah it's just weird it is weird
like it's I do love the we cover this like a month and a half ago like the governor of
Louisiana had like bitching about the buyouts and these contracts and all that it just folded
and then they just signed up this guy who I think if you had to bet on it you my money is going
on this ending oddly and weirdly and LSU whole like owing this mail a lot of money for
not perform and not him not performing up to par
i saw i saw some tweets saying how much better lane's contract was than brian kelly's and i
love the idea of brian kelly's team just sucking at negotiating just sucking at it
yeah this one unlikeable coach after another for lSU yeah but after after their first
game next year it's all yeah it's all gonna be different and fun okay it's gonna be tight don't go
out there and lose three games next year.
The horns go to Baton Rouge next year.
Really?
Yeah.
We should go.
Brett might go.
Got watching.
Yeah.
I need to go clear my throat aggressively.
Thanks for helping on.
It was a pleasure.
Thank you.
Will DeFreeze.
Where can the folks at home follow you?
To the bathroom where I'm going to cough into a
handkerchief.
Oh, gross.
What?
Gross.
Get out of here.
What's next for Will in 2025?
All right.
No, let him go.
I don't like that he said hanker chief.
He really did cough.
Oh, yeah.
He said hanker chief.
I'm hankering for some underdog fantasy.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, we should have, we just had a, our blood rival Detroit lion fan, Will DeFries.
Thursday and have football.
Cowboys, Lions.
Yeah.
Cowboys had a, that's a tough stretch there.
They got two of them already.
I think they changed that schedule a little bit because they, people thought it was, other GMs thought it was unfair to the Cowboys or other owners.
Where they get the built-in buy week of having a Thursday Thanksgiving game every year
and then not having the next game until the following Sunday.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So this year it's just a week.
But give me some DAG higher or lower.
You got that pulled up?
Oh, do I.
Yeah, I do.
What's DAC looking like?
266 and a half yards, higher or lower.
So that's a Detroit team that needs a win.
Both of these teams, kind of a must-win game.
I'm going higher.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's how it works.
You pick higher or lower.
I'm looking over at the other quarterback, Jared Goff, 253 and a half, higher or lower.
I'm going to go higher.
I think this is a high-scoring affair, despite both defenses being relatively capable.
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just answered and like a real like old west
accent. What if it was
Kenny
the gambler?
Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers, thank you. I forgot his last name for
us. He's been dead for years. I know.
They could AI his voice though and use it. They
definitely could. Let's do a little
fan feedback.
Oh, what's this about Dave?
Fan feedback. Hit that button, Randy. New segment
alert. Fan feedback.
That's good. That was good, Randy.
Thank you.
But sometimes
I was those DMing with a guy yesterday about
talking about quail hunts and stuff
I don't know how we got onto this
and he goes
Hey a little unsolicited fan feedback here
And I was like oh yeah
I like fan feedback
We don't get much
We talk to the fans a lot
Through voicemails through cold calls
But we don't get a ton
That we address on the show
So I put up a prompt on the IG
And I thought we could just go through it at random
All right
Jason underscore
I'm not going to go. I'm not going to out people. I'm going to keep it anonymous.
Hey, why don't you fuck off, Randy. Is that some feedback? Is that what Jason said?
He said, Randy, fuck off. This guy said, need William to freeze back. Well, we just had him on. So we're one step ahead of you, dumb ass.
Okay. They don't need being to Jason like that. All right, Jason, I'm sorry. Look, we had them on. We're going to have them on anyway. This guy says less Brett.
Oh, that's mean. That's not cool. Was that Will talking about Brett at his family's place?
Oh, then a young lady.
More Brett, please.
Oh.
Polarizing folks.
Yeah, I don't know how to.
My guy, Andrew.
Never stop.
That's what she said.
Why'd they stop?
Like never stopped just recording?
Just says never stop.
Doing the podcast.
Okay.
All right.
This one says, I don't understand Dorn's deal.
Can he or someone explain it to me like I'm seven?
That's like, good, good.
Maybe like he's your son is what he's saying.
I don't think I have a deal.
Maybe I do.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is, you know, though.
Dylan said he'd do the Waffle House challenge in episode 51 when Micah Winner, with Michael Weiner, when we hit 7,500 patrons.
We have not hit 7,500.
Yeah, we're not there.
And then, fortunately, that's a.
I will.
7500 patrons, I will do that.
I'll do it with them.
Fuck.
Where's the closest Waffle House?
off of Montopoulos.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
I think it's the only one in Austin.
I need more random internet goofy stories.
Y'all are how I stay super online.
Interesting.
We do a lot of those already.
We haven't, yeah, this week's been a little ball-heavy and a little anecdotal, but...
Because the internet's dead.
Internet's dead.
Dead Internet theory.
There's nothing on the Internet today.
Oh, this guy, here we go.
It's been very ball-heavy recently.
Monday, Thursday shows are like 50%
football.
I don't know.
Is he saying that's not, that's a bad thing?
Maybe.
Maybe it's because, I don't know, maybe he doesn't think we know ball.
Maybe we picked against his team and we do like one ball segment two days a week.
So you get two days, zero ball, and then one segment on those other days.
And maybe they're a little bit long, but we talk about plenty of other stuff too.
New dad here.
The pot is helping me keep saying during the early days.
Keep it up, fellas.
congrats to you
your dad
this is the one
that really keeps you coming back
no notes fogs
fuck yeah
frat on good sir
right on good sir to you
we need
oh young lady says
we need more Randy reading things
I don't think we need that
yeah pull something up
read something for the folks
read something dude let me
hold on
Moby Dick
oh Dylan just says
just pull up the text for Moby Dick
Dylan sent me a photo
I don't know that I did.
Moby's Dick.
Interesting.
Is this from the Fappening?
I don't remember what was in that one.
I might just want to open that one of him up.
Interesting.
I guess I got to go buy the book on.
This guy says more Randy just kind of scrolling and talking to himself.
Oh, here's one.
Here's a good.
Here's a good one.
She's contributed a bunch.
two of it, at least an idea,
a monthly mommy segment
sharing some lady thoughts up in her.
We did Ladies Week recently,
didn't we?
We did Ladies' Fumble Week.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, we just asked them to.
Call me Ishmael.
Does that person, like,
they want a female in here with us talking?
How would you slow down there, bud?
No, I want clarity there.
It'd be hard to get a mommy, like a specific.
Mommy who lives in Austin.
She just comes in.
She'd have to have to have the content, Gene,
or she'd have to at least bring it.
Not saying the mommies can.
The mommies always bring it.
We could get Lauren in here.
She's an Austin mommy.
Oh, yeah.
She's a top tier.
Has she never been on the pod?
We've called her a couple of times.
Yeah, she is a, I think she could do a great job.
Yeah, she's got it.
Campbell Mommy's coming up soon.
I don't know when.
Ryan was a big guy.
when we called her i will say um
ryan is the backer who i'm referring to she is i've outed her as the contributor here
yeah so that makes sense thank you dill for not going too hard on the aggies after our
loss to you yeah um i i i'm not much of a shit talker about football because i don't like
when people talk shit to me so i tend to stay out of the out of the fray but you're welcome
I need more KJ like I need more cowbell.
There is a fever and the only thing that can cure it is more KJ.
Okay.
Oh, here's one.
More flounder, please.
I'll co-sign that one.
Congrats, Flander.
Second baby.
Congrats Flander.
And then a few more.
Tell us about the Bandy video.
I've been waiting for years.
It wasn't a video.
It's a still image.
And it was a young man that captured.
of the tweet was
feeling bendy
might never delete
was the caption
and it was a picture of him
on his all on all fours
completely naked
he was in downward dog
if uh
what was the uh outfit
was a complete naked
he was in his birthday suit
I thought there was a little bit of leather
maybe that was a different picture
maybe
he's cut from a different cloth
yeah a bendy guy
and it was a
it was captured at a very
in an angle
and then he's also
just a flat-out liar because he's deleted it.
He just said might, so it's not technically a lie.
Still nuts.
It wasn't downward, don't.
Yeah, you could see his nuts.
Yeah, you can see that.
You could see it.
It was from behind the picture, so you could see us.
It wasn't good.
It wasn't a photo.
I can't imagine.
Nuts and whole.
His nuts were hanging down.
Not great.
Sorry.
No feedback.
Keep up the good work.
Richmond, Virginia meetup.
Eyes emoji.
Love you, Dorn.
Oh, I love you too, man.
How do you know it's a man?
I love you too, man or lady.
It's a man.
Okay.
Well, good feedback.
You know what?
That's a good segment.
There's one more, one more.
Give me a sec.
The boys don't do enough content on the Grom.
You know what?
Cosign.
I agree.
Agree.
I mean, that might be a 2026 initiative of ours doing more stuff on the Grom.
Help me on the Grom.
We don't have that drop anymore.
Job posting.
You get rid of that?
Oh.
Have me on the Grom.
Whoa.
That's an old school drop there, buddy.
That's a good drop.
The oldest one might be, turn it up.
You guys on Instagram?
Have me on a Grom.
Yeah, we always confuse that kid with the other, like the shittinger kid.
Little Esco, like, was kind of shit.
Little Esco has a fraction of the swagger that the other kid, that Grom kid had.
Little Esco was the one.
got a video for that's right where he's got the the like a Gucci neck pillow he said I'm
old I need to get my drip up yeah he was just clearly reading it right off the prompt there was
no juice in it yeah let me tell you guys if you get a cameo from Dave he's probably going to
take your prompt that is only like a paragraph and make it into like a full five minute
video I did one on Thanksgiving actually and I was a little bit a little bit buzzed
And I realized, like, as I was doing, I was like, man, I've just been talking for like two minutes.
It's funny because Day doesn't usually prepare us that he's doing a cameo.
He just be like, Jake, Jake, your buddy, Kyle sent you in.
Yeah, I don't tell anybody, hey, let's do a camo.
I just like to start doing it.
And I keep it raw.
I think there's a sale on cameo right now for everybody.
So if you want to get like a cheap, it's already cheap, but you can get it real cheap right now.
I got one good day.
there's some good
there's some candidates on cameo
that I think we need to
there's some people I want to get cameos from
is what I'm telling you
trying to think of all the cameos we've gotten
from each other and from fans
I know we've gotten
Ken Bone
for Jay Bone
you guys got me a pony boy
Party Boy
Somebody someone got me a Jay Wow
I was me sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
Chet Hanks
Chet Hanks
Chris Hansen.
That was one.
I thought to be confused with Scott Hansen.
Trying to think of any other ones.
Yeah, there's at least five right there.
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Um, close it out, little, uh, Crumble CEO, little Crumble cookie.
You know, what's going on here, man?
Uh, the Crumble CEO.
Are you a Crumble fan first and foremost?
I think I've had Crumble, but, um, it didn't, it didn't blow me away.
I mean, I think they're overrated.
I'm going to go back in on Crumble.
Jason McGowan is the CEO.
He is a, uh, alum of BYU, Brigham, Brigham University.
and a major donor.
And there's a play right now to keep the Kalani Satak, Sataki,
Kalani Sataki, the coach at BYU.
I'm hoping that's how you say it, from going to Penn State.
Apparently, it's big money, as coaches often.
Offer on the table hasn't accepted.
Is that the day?
It's not accepted.
No, keep in mind.
BYU is playing in the Big 12 championship Saturday against Texas Tech.
and then if they win that they're in the chance they're in the playoff if they don't
they're probably out although i don't know that's really that's really dicey they'd have
two losses to a very good texas tech team anyway um it's just funny because now you're having
it's we're in that world of um known company CEOs like connect can just get just get
go out there and be like, yeah, I'm going to keep this guy.
Like, you've got the Cody, Cod Campbell.
Cody Campbell at Tech that are just out there and being like, yeah, I'm going to keep
donating money and we're going to keep getting players and coaches, whoever we want.
And like some of them are more active on Twitter.
And it's just fun.
Everybody's just kind of having fun with the crumble guy doing it.
It's interesting how it plays out.
And also, like, we were talking about this off mic yesterday and how like a little bit
surprised, I guess, that Elon hasn't just totally taken over the UT athletics?
If I had more money that I can spend, I would absolutely just throw a lot of cash.
Many places, charities and whatnot, but the UT football program would, of course, be getting
some of mine. Michael Dell, we talked about, he's in the news this morning because he and his
wife are donating, like, over $6 billion to kids to start, like, savings programs for the
savings accounts for them,
investment accounts, whatever.
Which is great, obviously.
But, like, dude, you're worth $150 billion.
He went to UT.
He doesn't give a dime to the NIL.
Not a dime.
He's not a football guy.
Let me think the athletics are worth it.
And I get it.
Maybe he's a humanities guy.
Yeah.
Arts.
And, of course, giving money to kids is, you know,
a worthwhile thing to do, for sure.
Yeah.
Do you think, like, if you had, like,
millions hundreds of millions of dollars do you think UT would accept your money knowing that
you're kind of a i don't know hillbilly piece of shit puts his feet up on the table
i bet they would still accept it yeah yeah ashy assy ass ankle you can't break off a hundred
million i mean even like 10 million yeah i feel like that goes a long way yeah carry you through
a couple seasons Elon yeah you're you're liquid enough you live in Austin dude he can get
liquid pretty quick. Yeah, he could probably get a little liquid. You live in Austin, man.
But would you want that? Do you want your program directly tied to that guy? The fucking
epic-roost guy. He has so much going on. I feel like he wouldn't be like a sideline guy.
I think he, I think you say that, but he might, dude. Yeah, he's too busy just being really
cringe on Twitter. And do you, you want that dude out there like with Bivo? No, I don't want him around the
program at all, at all.
I mean, you've got McConaughey.
You've had Rogan show up at some of these things.
You've had Gillis,
Glenn Powell.
Some very notable people.
Some heavy hitters.
Absolutely.
You get Elon out there.
It's going to make, it's kind of like having Ted Cruz show, like, you know,
every time like a team loses, Ted Cruz has adopted many Texas teams.
So there's a picture of Ted Cruz in almost every team's like polo.
So every time, like, Ted Cruz is at a game, it's like, well, that team's fucked.
Yeah.
He's in an Astros game, well, they're fucked.
He's a shockingly terrible record.
It's a bad record.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a picture of him in an A&M shirt going around.
I don't know how recent that was.
He attends their playoff game.
But, ooh.
At home.
Who do they got?
We don't know yet.
But like.
Well, they're not playing in the conference championship because they took the L on Friday.
is it weird that um who's a two lane coach going to florida some roll is already done like the
full introductory presser like buddy's going to go back and coach the championship game against
north that's weird you got off the plane doing the gate yeah yeah like is that weird like
yeah yeah it's very weird can't you just wait it's very weird like delay that until after
everything you're not going anywhere just like you lose some of the respect of your
your players like you have you have to it's like when um you're not going to be here dog do you remember
when the ducks caught um amelio estuves getting ice cream with that smoking hot blonde Swedish babe
or no she was Icelandic and they're like getting ice cream with the enemy and then they were
like mad about it it's just like that it's exactly the same situation enjoy your night coach and he's
like yeah i did i was i got ice cream cream with this um
smoking hot Icelandic
chick so yeah I did enjoy it my night
what'd you do
little fuck
that's not how it went
that's how I should have gone
director's cut
I'm looking
hey you're off the team bitch
that would have been funny
if he said that what Randy
I'm looking at the crumble cookies
right now
and I'm getting hungry
I'm getting hungry
I think I'm going to get
it Mike's way for lunch
how you're going to order it
can I get that Mike's way
What was that?
Sorry, what would you say, sir?
Can I get that Mike's Way?
Oh, yeah.
Do you want Mike's Way?
Mike's way?
You know, the rumor is that, well, it's not even a rumor.
Private equity did buy out Jersey mics,
and there's a theory that they're now putting less meat on
to save a little money, add shareholder value.
The Panera pipeline.
Correct.
Panera, fuck Panera.
But yeah, so I don't know.
I'm going to go test that out.
you should you should uh do the old chipotle thing where you record them doing it making it no
it's too intimate in jersey mics and i go there enough to where i like the people working there
i think it's a well-run jersey mics can i get that mike's way um can mike's way can i get that
mic's way yeah like that mike's way i like it mike's way um can i get the mic's way
we'll see you on cold calls going down from two to three bye bye bye
You know,
