Circling Back - Chair Company, Fan Feedback, & Real or Fake: Anime | Circling Back 12-2-25

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. All right, we're back, circling back podcast Tuesday morning. Just notice we've got cactus in our logo here, our little background. Just notice that? Well, it just clicked, and it just, I tied it together with the ongoing controversy. Oh, yes. The war between you and our friends out west. Do you like the agave plant?
Starting point is 00:00:42 That was a late ad by me. My suggestion, I didn't sketch it. We have three agave, four, actually, but three in our landscaping in our front yard. And they have grown, they've doubled in size in less than a year. And they're getting, like, almost too big. Are you going to start making tequila? probably not i don't think it's the right agave is it 100% blue webber agave it's let me tell you i can tell you everything what would i need to do what would be the process what would be like first step
Starting point is 00:01:10 well one you need to you need to cut it get all the leaves off and then you need to you need to cook it i didn't know you had to cook the agave but you do that makes sense that would be like one of my first guesses i didn't you have to cook it in some way no and i think did they teach you about moscow at all because that's a different type of way they cook it i think that's is the difference. I don't know if they have any Petron Hasma skull, but we didn't like that. I don't know if Petron does, yeah. But you prepare the agave differently, I think is the difference.
Starting point is 00:01:40 But, don't really know for sure. I went and purchased a Anyahu recently. I won't give away. I don't want to give any free ads, no free ads, some might say. But I did purchase some, and you know, it's on Yeho season. Michael Weiner taught us that a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yeah. He did. Some say it's all West Texas. I say it's all on Yeho season. You've always said that. That's something I've always said. Happy holidays. Action. Joke for many. Randy Trebaki. We need to post that again. Hi, Dave. Tis the season. That'll be a good, this weekend and fun post, hard post on the, I'm circling back. A lot of new, a lot of people who tuned into the show or found the show in the last, I mean, really six, five or six years would have no context for that, which I love. I like when we post stuff like that, people are like,
Starting point is 00:02:35 well, I got to figure this out. Go to the Reddit or go to fan feedback. I'd say 90 plus percent of our regular listeners at least know who Micah is, right? We've had them on enough to where they should know. They know the lore. Yeah. Canon, if you will, Randall. But do they know like that he was a content machine even before he was producing pods? They probably don't. I've got some, I've got some good Micah videos from the early Grandex days on my phone. Not just Micah, but Micah's the star. Micah getting a, you know, like a real job outside of media is just a travesty and a, just a disservice to the world, really.
Starting point is 00:03:15 We need more. Yeah, what's he doing? He's a machine. What's he doing, man? I don't know. We could get him on some, uh, could always pivot back. psychedelics, let them rethink things, find his true love, content. How are you, Randall?
Starting point is 00:03:32 I'm doing quite swell. People are saying that the thumbnail today was the most Randy thumbnail ever. That's because we have a segment. It was Naruto, and I have a confession, everyone. I've never seen Naruto. It's Naruto? I thought it was Naruto. Oh, man, I've been saying Naruto the whole time, like a ball player.
Starting point is 00:03:50 We're going to struggle during this segment we have coming up, aren't we? It's going to be a fun one. Naruto Naruto Man Love him or hate him Randall Trembachy Hi
Starting point is 00:04:03 I hope you love me I hope you don't hate me You can just like me You don't need to love me Dylan Chivry In here with them Ashy Ancles Yeah happy to be here
Starting point is 00:04:12 Tough morning Got a very sick pup At home You know Major accounting snafoo That we were working Through this morning But you know
Starting point is 00:04:21 Got it back on the rails I think Are you on the rails again? Got it back on the rail and we're going to, it should be smooth railing from here on out, I think. What's, uh, what's the origin of snafu? I don't know. That's a good word, though.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Is that like an old military thing or something? I'm curious what that's about. Let's see, origin, snafu origin. Let's see. Does that come to us from the war in Vietnam? Snafu is a, what did you suggest? Military. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Why would you think that? I don't know. It's an acronym, a military acronym. and it stands for situation normal all fouled up situation normal colon all fouled up clearly i knew that somehow like deep down on my subconscious you couldn't just come up no that would be weird or more put more vulgulgery vulgarly vulgarly um situation normal all fucked up is how probably actually originated it's like foobar i'm sorry was that a john fogarty joke yes that was it i don't want that to go on notice
Starting point is 00:05:24 Thank you, Dave. I mean, a lot of people probably did, but okay, interesting. That's a... Nice pool, Dave. Yeah. Amazing, ironic note. What are the... Man, those are those are the same?
Starting point is 00:05:41 I haven't seen those shoes in a minute, and I keep looking down on them. They're really catching my... Are those burnt orange? Almost. I believe the color is... Burnt sienna? Rust, something like that. That's another one of those.
Starting point is 00:05:54 those doesn't really help right it doesn't but it does play it does play well for a game day fit for your boy for sure for sure uh later on today we've got cold calls going down on patreon if you're new here if you're one of the you know we've had a ton of ringer fans stooly fans i think we took all the gambling goucho fans or that we didn't take them but they're now they've migrated over here we've got a bunch of fans a bunch of new ones go to our patreon Not only do you get listener voicemails on Friday. On Tuesday, you get like cold calls. It's where we just...
Starting point is 00:06:31 Fuck yeah, dude. You're so ready for that. Got a theme song. It's definitely not AI. We would never do that. It's definitely AI. But it's good one. We didn't have the money for the band.
Starting point is 00:06:45 We didn't want to go rent studio time and make the theme song, so we AIed it. We leveraged it. So there's a form. It's on our Instagram now, circling back pod on Instagram. you can go submit your information. Like, hey, I'd love to talk to the boys live on air. You can do that. We'll call you.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Answer your phone between 2 and 3 Central. It's going to go down. It'll probably come from a number you don't recognize. If you have, like, the call block feature, I don't really know what to tell you. Outside of me just calling you from my cell phone, which I don't want to do. I'm trying to, like, have less people on my cell phone,
Starting point is 00:07:18 especially given the climate we're in. If you're not yet subscribed to our Patreon, you'd be surprised to know we have some surprisingly really funny listeners we call and talk to sometimes they're just funnier than we are a lot of times well funny with me maybe maybe not Dave well sometimes just got let them cook yeah sometimes they go on for too long you never know sometimes there's humor in that just letting them go people are liking your shirt Dave huh people are liking your shirt oh really Texas Rangers ever hear about them it's a comfy it's a Comfy Cruneck.
Starting point is 00:07:53 It's a World Series shirt, champs. It feels good to have a World Series. It's just like America's pastime. It feels good to get that one. I can't wait to get a Super Bowl this year for the Bears. Slow down, bud. Yeah. Caleb Williams, good or not?
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Starting point is 00:09:44 of real or fake anime so i uh i put together some just some titles of anime to see if you guys can guess whether they are real or fake. Okay. How confident do you think you guys are going in? My experience with anime is only, my son, Parks, who's 10, has dabbled in anime a bit.
Starting point is 00:10:04 He's not into it, like, fully into it, like many people are, but that's my knowledge is what he has watched in front of me. I think I'm going to lose this because I have no anime background and my son both of my boys are way too young to be into it and I just think Dylan's at least got one had one toe in the water
Starting point is 00:10:27 my confidence is in the gutter on this one to be honest I'm sure parks will probably get more into it because the kids these days are super into it like way like it's become mainstream now anime is huge it is and there's a lot of athletes professional athletes that are really into it like Israel Adasanya style bender um he was like the first athlete that i really followed ufc fighter former uh champ um it was like really into it like he would incorporate it into like his his intros and stuff so like that's that was kind of how i got into it demon hunters is that considered
Starting point is 00:11:05 anime uh demon so demon slayer is one one i did not include that but like so with these animas some of them are have ridiculous names some of them are very just like blunt where demon slayer is about people that go up and slay demons. They're like a samurai that slay demons. So that's a pretty easy one right there. Then there's like another big one is attack on Titan, which you don't really know what that is. So
Starting point is 00:11:26 some of them are on the nose. Some of them are just really bizarre. I mean, Pokemon is anime, right? Yep. Okay. See, I was too old for Pokemon, but I know you, Parks was a Pokemon kid, right? He was. He's not into it really anymore. Still knows all the, you know, all the characters and all that, but
Starting point is 00:11:42 I was never a Pokemon kid either. yeah i was okay so i got 12 of them here for you guys to see if you can get them so uh let's let's start off with this one jujitsu kaisen is that a real or fake anime jujitsu kaisen i know that jujitsu is in fact a martial art kaisen jujitsu kaisen in fact i i almost signed my son up for jujitsu classes but they never reached out to me luckily they did an online vetting of you like this kid this guy's kid is not going to make it yeah they're probably right um i'm gonna go i'm gonna go fake that seems like if i was randy i would throw that jiu jitsu bait out there because he knows he's gonna get one of us but i think that's fake you're gonna say fake i'm gonna say real and i i think
Starting point is 00:12:35 parks has actually watched this one to be up front here i don't want to that is a real anime yes and It's one of the biggest ones that's out currently right now. Yeah, well, fine. So, yes, Jiu-Jitsu Kai is in. That is one point for Dylan. All right. Number two. Shurukin's Edge.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Shuriken? Shurukin's edge. Shurukin's edge. I'm going to tell you that's fake. And here's why it's fake. Shurukin, you're doing a play off of the street fighter fireball from Raiu, Ken. and I think you kind of were like I'm going to just make it up
Starting point is 00:13:14 and then you're throwing edge in there as like a horny play because you're a fucking horny guy I always heard that they they say the names of the characters Ryukin Ryukin is that how is that right?
Starting point is 00:13:25 Oh no Ryukin There was a lot of debate on a lot of those things I played street fighter at Penn's Mechanical over the weekend and I couldn't remember
Starting point is 00:13:34 how to do the Ryukin Rhodes was beating me because he was button mashing and I was trying to remember how to do a fucking hurricane game kick. A dragon uppercut. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:13:45 I said fake. I'm going to go real. You know, real? That is a fake anime. Good job. Sharukin is a throwing star. It's like the actual name for a ninja throwing star. Oh, this guy's been to Japan.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Cool. Shuriken's edge. Bad ass, dude. Yes. If I'm pronouncing it correctly. But who knows, you know me. I don't know what I don't know. All I ago was that, your Japan true.
Starting point is 00:14:09 That was about a year and a half. It was last August. It was August 20. It's been that long? So have you met your child? I didn't go there with a breeding visa. Okay. One day you got to go meet your child.
Starting point is 00:14:24 All right. So it's one to one. All right. Number three. Chainsaw Man. His chainsaw man. Sick. A real or fake anime.
Starting point is 00:14:34 That one. Obviously doesn't sound very anime-esque. And I think you threw it in there for that reason. So I'm saying real to kind of give us a little curveball here. I think chainsaw man's real because it needs to be. You think it's real? Let's keep it simple. That is a real anime.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Fuck that. Congrats. That is a real anime. What's the story there? The guy, he's horny. That's this whole thing is that he's horny. It's a really weird anime, but it's like beautiful animation and good fights all and stuff. and, like, he gets met him with, like, a demon that's a chainsaw demon, and now he's a chainsaw man.
Starting point is 00:15:16 What's that horny skunks name? Pepe Lepe Lepeau. Pepe Lepeau. That dude, man. Just crazy horny all the time. Did he get canceled? I don't know. I think he did.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Yeah. There's definitely some unnecessary horniness in some animas, for sure. Not all of them, but, like, chainsaw man is the one where it's, like, very much throughout, he's just horny. He doesn't have, like, a chainsaw arm? Is that a chainsaw head? Crossover into anime porn. such an easy smooth transition no like so all these none of these are as you would say hentai that's the porn uh no these are just real animas and stuff like that but i'm sure hey rule 34 if it exists
Starting point is 00:15:52 it's out there you know you know what i'm saying dylan no but yes i do not so there's just some unnecessary horniness and so wait i'm seeing that um chainsaw man is a popular manga yes series by Fujimoto about a young man named Denji who after being killed is revived by his pet devil Hokita Hokita and becomes the titular chainsaw man yeah his his his devil pet was a chainsaw devil it was just like a dog with like a big old chainsaw nose okay it's very interesting these the concepts get out there I've always said the best kind of pet has a chainsaw nose all right you guys are still tied
Starting point is 00:16:37 number four all right ready for this one that time I got reincarnated as a slime the time I got reincarnated as a slime damn
Starting point is 00:16:50 that time this one's for all my slimes I got reincarnated as a slime is that a real or fake anime yeah I'm a slime a slime
Starting point is 00:17:02 a slime about to roll on the app see i guess i assume they were all like japanese sounding things but that's just absolutely no chance assumption very eurocentric it's japanese animation is it not yeah uh that's real he's saying real what are you saying i'm gonna say that's uh that's real both going real that is real the time i got reincarnated slime is a real anime. I don't really know what it's about, but there is a whole genre of anime's of that is that time I got reincarnated as, and then it's like something else. The slime. The slime. So I know this. What is a slime? I'm not sure. I've never watched that
Starting point is 00:17:48 one. I just know it has a very big fan base. I'm sure there's playing enough people that have in our fan base that have watched this. Well, I'll tell you about it, Delon. Just a little bit about it real quick. Tell us about it. Well, the story follows Satoru Mukami, a salary man. who is murdered and then reincarnated in a sword and sorcery world as a titular slime who goes on to gather allies to build their own nation of monsters um little monsters some of these animated females uh-huh and this is just an observation here it means nothing are very uh curvaceous yeah very bonacious titular yeah that's what that's what it's called uh fan service in uh in that round words they will make girls very busty and yeah they'll be unnecessarily horny and stuff like that
Starting point is 00:18:40 yeah oh it happens yeah i'm looking at some of the images from um i mean yeah i mean that's yeah come on what are we doing okay what's the what age demo are they searching for here i mean it depends on the anime so it goes probably from i guess like 10 And, like, some people, a lot of these are, like, I'm forgetting the name. I'm sure the check tell me, like, are just, like, young kids that become heroes and stuff where they're, like, probably somewhere around, like, 12 years old, and they're, like, the main character and they become, like, a superhero. I could see Parks getting into this one.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah. There's a lot of good things. I'll tell you which ones for him. Like, Chainsaw Man, he probably shouldn't watch because it's way too horny. Okay, thank you. But Jiu-Jitsu Kizen is gory, but it's good. all right next one you guys are still tied
Starting point is 00:19:37 okay fire force is fire force a real fake anime such a simple name fire force too generic that's fake I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:19:49 I was leaning fake also I kind of want to separate from Dave so I'm gonna go real it's gonna go real that is a real one yes that is that is a real one they gave up that's a give up fire force
Starting point is 00:20:02 all right Next one. Gimmy, Gimmy chocolate. Gimmy, gimme chocolate. There's an element of silliness in many of these. Therefore, gimme,
Starting point is 00:20:19 gimme chocolate is real. Fake. Fake? Dylan gets another point. That is fake. But it is a song by baby metal, which is a Japanese trio of girls that is heavy metal.
Starting point is 00:20:35 It's heavy metal of Japanese girls. Man, it's actually good music. That's a song I didn't know. What's that genre of music called? I think it's just Japanese. J-pop? Is it pretty good?
Starting point is 00:20:44 It's got, I like it. Is J-pop a genre? I know K-pop is. I'm sure J-pop is. Right, that's why I said J-pop. We'll have to check them out. Are they going to make your Spotify wrapped?
Starting point is 00:20:57 Probably not, but baby metal. All right. Next one. Gunman. Ha ha. Sick. Two words? Two words.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Gun man. Gun man is real. Gun man is got to be real. Got to be real? That's a fake one. Got you both. You got my hopes up. I like a good simple anime.
Starting point is 00:21:28 There's plain enough gun slingers out there. All right. Next one. Jojo's Bizarro Venture Joujo's Joujo's Bizarre adventure Bizarre adventure These are all just coin flips to me
Starting point is 00:21:45 Like I yeah I just there's no way to know I'm gonna go real gonna go real Ooh what if it was Jojo like Jojo Joe Joe Joe Joe Then they might have Might have my interest
Starting point is 00:21:56 You'd probably catch me tuning in that's real you know her husband is the one who predicted that arch wasn't very good you know Jordan Rogers saw that I don't like him his take I mean while there it looked good for a few weeks it's it's since he's put some good tape out there since yeah starting around week like six five six yeah Randy I said real you guys both said real that is a real anime and that one is if you just look up the images of that one it's a lot of
Starting point is 00:22:30 really muscular men oh it's a lot of buff guys and majority of the people in there are supposed to be like like 15 and they're just they're just jacked is it the buff boys the little buff boys tournament
Starting point is 00:22:45 just a bunch of hot dudes oh hell yeah dude oh yeah it's a very ridiculous oh this guy's diced oh yeah Jotro. Sick. It was me, Dio.
Starting point is 00:22:59 It's a very ridiculous one. Okay, what's the score and how many do we have left? All right. We have one, two, three, four left and Dylan is up two. Oh, I've got to make some hay here. Let's go. Giant Slayer Horizon. That just feels like the realest, most generic one of all time.
Starting point is 00:23:19 That was me in college. Say it again. Giant Slayer Horizon. It's got to be real. That's real. It's real. Giant Slayer Horizon is fake. Fake?
Starting point is 00:23:33 You just, you put that into an anime name generator. Yeah. The anime generator was my mind because that was fake, Dave. Congrats. All right, three more. Look at the thing. Look at the picture orphra. Yeah, it's me with the samurai sword.
Starting point is 00:23:48 So I'm up one with three left. Yes. All right. One punch man. just laying fools out with one punch one punch man real or fake this guy's just heavy-fisted punch punch that's real one punch man is real real that is a real that is a real anime it's a the whole concept is the main character can defeat anyone with one single punch so there's like really no stakes so it's kind of like poking fun event at anime but it's a really good anime okay
Starting point is 00:24:29 pretty fun it's a meta all right two more dylan's still up one cowboy beep pop cowboy beep bop cowboy beep bop bop bop bop bop bop bopopop boy bopop cowboy bee bop i've been on that ish Bebop with the boys. Can I choose whatever Dave doesn't to make the last one more interesting if he were to win this one? I mean, Dave, if you're fine with that. I'm going inverse Dave on this.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Cowboy Beepop. Man, that does seem like a Randy generator. But I'm tracking real. I'm going to go real. There's got to be, there's a Western play. Real? Our friends in the East have a love for the West. Dave has tied it up.
Starting point is 00:25:23 That is real. It's one of the most famous animas. It's about a like space cowboy kind of, but he's like a space. Some people call me that. Yeah. So. I love the Steve Miller band.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Cowboy Beep, bubop. Oh, Bebop. I thought you were saying beep bob. Was I say it Bop? Whatever way. Maybe I'm mispronouncing it. No, you didn't. I just misheard you.
Starting point is 00:25:48 That's all. Surprisingly, you didn't. All right. Last one. for all the marbles here the tale of bing bong come on dude the tale of bing bong the tale of bing bong
Starting point is 00:26:03 oh it's so fake it's so fake it's real is it about coffee? Is it about coffee? By the way, I don't know if you looked in the fridge there's some Stone Creek cold brew that I put it overnight. I'm on it right now. I'm about to hit some of that ish after this. I'm absolutely like in slime mode right now.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Are you? Straight up. The tale of biba or of bing bong? The tale of bing bong. The tale of bing bong. T-A-L-E. Yes, the tale of bing bong. Can I go first?
Starting point is 00:26:37 Well, I'm a, let's do. I'll just count it down. You just say, okay, same is. So it's not, you don't, not even flesh by it. All right. Three, two, one. Fake.
Starting point is 00:26:46 All right. So you said fake and you said real. And Dave wins it at the end. Oh, my God. That is fake. comeback. It's so fake it was real, is what you thought. I was thinking of it. Exactly. I thought he was saving it for the last because he knew that we would jump all over it. Man. You got nine out of 12. Good job. Cut that dub on a Tuesday. And that was real or fake
Starting point is 00:27:06 anime. Good job, Randall. Randall. Randi put that together in like 20 minutes. Yeah, I only actually knew one of them and I still somehow. I hope our friends out Postway are looking at the aura frame right now because they got Western Brett just fucking giving. God. You know what that means when something's giving all the square toes like damn he's really like that damn i didn't know their guy from saratoga who had it like that well he does brett somehow is the most like cowboy of all of us i think he owns land somehow yeah because he's he just he got to texas and immediately just immersed himself no matter what the occasion if if like the invitation says like semi cocktail semi formal he's like well i'm gonna have to wear a bolo he'll hit you with a bolo at
Starting point is 00:27:49 any event, any formal event. Oh, when I went to Cape Cod, he suggested that I wear a Bolo tie. I just didn't think you needed it for Cape Cod. No. A funeral? Yeah, we're going Bolo. Why not? Good job, Randall.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Hey, congrats. Do you think you did a good job? Yeah. I think that was a good mix of some real ones. I could, there's more ridiculous ones out there, but I think that was, I got some of the most ridiculous ones. one punch man one i was i was surprised that you guys got that man speaking of ridiculous when i went home yesterday and opened a package from ragged bone and saw my dane jacket i was like watch out
Starting point is 00:28:28 this outfit's ridiculous i did the same and i actually decided to wear it today let's see that let's see that i want to put this ish on they're calling you hrothgar king of the danes king of the dains look at that uh you got that is on you got that little pocket on the sleeve did you even notice that you don't have to open it i don't i don't i don't I really want to know it's in there. This is the Dane wool cashmere quilted shirt jacket is what this one is. By our good friends at Ragginbone. They don't just do denim.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yeah, they do great denim. We know that. But they hit us with these jackets. Dylan's got the jacket on. I'm currently not wearing the jacket, but I do have it at home hanging up. I got the Navy one. Yeah. It's so swaggy.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Is it as comfy as it looks? It's very comfy. It's very comfy. That's so dope. I love this thing. Chell said I look very handsome in it. She said that? She said it like handsome men, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:21 But she hasn't seen you and yours yet. No, it's going to blow her mind when she sees what I've. When I put that Dane on, it's over. Everybody's going to be barking. They're like, great. No, hey, man, huge fans of Ragginbone. Everything from denim to jackets, to T-shirts to pocket T-shirts. Randy, you got the one with a little smiley face.
Starting point is 00:29:43 That's a good one. I do. It's just their T-shirt, and it's very comfortable. It's a great. very, very nice t-shirt to have in your closet because it's, it's not, it's like a t-shirt plus almost. It's well, too. Upgrade your denim game, excuse me, upgrade your denim game with rag and bone.
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Starting point is 00:30:30 Also revolves around Brett. Brett does Thanksgiving with Will's in-laws, Will's family. They have a large family. They have a big Thanksgiving. And Brett sits in every year. and he might be making a power play. But what I understand. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:50 There might be moves getting made. And by moves getting made, Will might be coming in here after my text once he receives it. There he comes. I heard that laptop slam shut. That's how you know it's him. Yeah, that's his signature. That's his Kramer. Well, he gets situated.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Dylan, someone's wondering where your hat's from. Oh, thanks for asking. this hat actually will gave me this hat it is from a warby parker archmanning collab ever heard of them the 16 is archmanning's jersey number and i i love it thank you will for the hat i'm i'm amazed by how much you've been wearing it dude i'm into it as you can tell it didn't hit me it didn't clock immediately that that was an arch play when i saw it this and that's like the beauty of it I thought those just your body count, dude. What does that 16 mean?
Starting point is 00:31:44 Oh, yeah. But then if you notice that it's in burn orange, like you might start to clue in on it. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Will's here. Will the freeze. I will. Hello.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Coming off of a strong Thanksgiving. I wouldn't call it that. I think I had the weakest Thanksgiving here comparatively. Yeah, you were coming off of an illness. I wasn't even coming off of an illness. I didn't feel right until Saturday. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah. took about nine or ten days yikes if anyone out there has an explanation for it I'd love to hear it I don't have that IV hit hard needed it yeah I had to but you're back now I'm out here
Starting point is 00:32:25 you're going strong I have I do have some Fleming in the throat well okay you know it's just gonna be there for a while I just beat Dylan I just beat Dylan in real or fake I heard I lost the anime situation I heard that's crazy considering your recommended tab ha ha ha ha Hey, I'm so glad you're back on the show, man.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's been fun so far. Can we talk about Brett for a little bit? One punch man is what they're calling him. Is Brett going through? One munch and punch man. What's up with Brett right now?
Starting point is 00:32:53 No, I don't think Brett's going through it. I think Brett is living a charmed life. Is he thriving? So, like Dave said, I was sick on Thanksgiving. Wasn't feeling great. Thanksgiving day, I had some energy. Went and did the one-mile turkey trot with my kids. Did you try?
Starting point is 00:33:11 I tried it a little bit I pushed the stroller I like running with a stroller You can kind of ride on it for a little bit Like it's a shopping cart I'm a big fan of doing that Yeah Not like a full on run
Starting point is 00:33:21 But like just kind of a little Heavy enough to do that Kind of with those two in it Double stroller Come on dude You're showing that you haven't had a baby Costco has really good riding Shopping carts by the way
Starting point is 00:33:32 You're the type of dude to push that thing And like jump up on it Oh I do that with the shopping cart all the time At Costco they're real heavy You can just hop on those hose and just, fuck, I went for like 100 feet in the parking lot the other day. You love those heavy hoes.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I do. Big heavy ho. Can't make a hoe a housewife? No, you can't. I didn't know you were out at my Costco. Chelsea has a card. I don't. So I got to go with her.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Does she have an executive membership? Or does she have to wait till 10? She's got to wait with the rest of the normies. Though it makes you feel better. My wife also has a card. I can't go by myself. It'll allow me in there. So I drop myself out to my in-laws place.
Starting point is 00:34:10 for Thanksgiving pull in take a deep breath just to settle myself before a chaotic 30 person dinner first person I see standing outside
Starting point is 00:34:23 in front of the fireplace Brett ooh outdoor fireplace that's a good situation I could talk about his fit but I'm not going to Bolo Tau no he hit him with the all black Oh shit
Starting point is 00:34:34 hit him with the all black He's trying to fit in with your brother-in-law They were they kind of look He kind of looks like a cowboy um but i roll up and you know breck gets invited he's out here he's a he's a valuable member of the thanksgiving squad at this point he was there last year and i wasn't even there i look and he's like chopping it up with my father-in-law don't the pigskin around him and i'm like okay so i walk in not feeling great brett's like here he has a glass of wine
Starting point is 00:35:05 pours me a drink like bread poured you a drink i'm like what's going on here just go we're outside we're taking family photos um it was one of the times we can get all the family together so everyone's taking photos together and uh as people start to disperse i look over in the front yard and i just see my brother-in-law just tossing the pigskin with uh brett and my father-in-law's holding the drink just chopping it up with them question was brett included in the family photos no he wasn't okay he did a great job uh he did a great job trying to distract the kids and get them to smile. What a guy. I'm like, is Brett kind of like, what a guy? Is he being celebrated like way than like anybody else at this dinner right now. Do your in-laws like Brett more than they like
Starting point is 00:35:47 you at this point? I think they might. Okay. Is he like putting off fun uncle vibes? Yeah. Well, then like dinner time comes. We're all eating outside because it's a big crew, can't all fit inside. And so, you know, everyone takes their plate, goes and starts serving themselves. And somebody sits down where Brett took his plate from. And at this point, like 10% of people had sat down. And the narrative shifts from like, everyone go get your food to now, where's Breck and sit? The entire outside community of people out there is just consumed with, hold on.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Well, if they sat here, Brett needs to sit over here. Like, where's Breckinus it? I go in and get a full plate. I've been in there for like eight minutes, just loading my plate. Picture of it is on Instagram or on Twitter if you want to go holler at that thing. I'm okay for now. Check it out. Have you been rating trees?
Starting point is 00:36:35 I've gotten one submission so far and I haven't rated it yet. Okay. Yeah. But like I come out eight minutes later. Everyone's still just like, where's Brett? I know, Brett's right here. We're good.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Brett's covered. We got it. We got it. And I'm like, what? Is Brett the person that everybody is most concerned about at this dinner? Suddenly he's getting celebrated at mid-dinner for his macaroni and cheese. My father-in-law stands up to say, Grace before Thanksgiving dinner. the first person out of his mouth, Brett.
Starting point is 00:37:06 We're so glad to have everyone here, you know, Brett. I'm like, I'm standing here. I'm like, dude, this guy is like... That's a sweet moment. But he's taken over. Yeah. It's like a little much, man. It's a little much.
Starting point is 00:37:16 He's just taken over the entire situation. How many turkeys are we talking? I think three. Three turkey? God. I think we went three turkeys. How many ovens do you all have there? They were deep frying them, dude.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Oh, fuck. They were deep frying them. Okay. Dude, that's a plate. Zoom in on that, Randy. I want Dylan's edit of my plate, dude. What do we have? Right click, open image and new tab.
Starting point is 00:37:40 No, God, he's got a system. Let him do it. I got it. There we go. Okay. Anything you want to talk out on here? You know, I recently became a cranberry sauce guy. I now see the light.
Starting point is 00:37:54 It's best for just including with bites of others. A little tiny bit, you're right. A little tiny bit. I didn't know that. That's real sauce, though, too. That's not that. jelly can. Is that cream corn? I will eat the jelly can. I will eat the can. I love the cream corn. That's cream corn. That's cream corn. Okay. Oh, was there any geese there? Was there a callback?
Starting point is 00:38:15 Is that a, that's a little ham, huh? So, what's a recent ham convert? What's the, uh, what's the stuff between the ham and the, in the roll? So this is almost like a, the best I can describe it, be a Hawaiian casserole that is meant to top the ham. So is that pineapple in there? I think there's some pineapple in there. Okay. I think I might have taken way too much based on how much is on the plate. Dude, did you see my beer rolls that I mean? I didn't contribute anything. Brett's mac and cheese was being celebrated by what I would call the best chefs in the house. What you got none? I did eat some at home out of a leftover container later in the day. Did you go second plate or you just clean this one off and that was it? I have to admit, I didn't even finish this. Dude, the sickness had my appetite down.
Starting point is 00:39:00 We got a little egg here? So then dinner ends. Everyone's dispersing. I'm taking laps around the house trying to get my food to digest because I'm feeling absolutely awful. I turned the corner and who is who is absolutely running the family football game, Brett. Every huddle, Brett is telling all the kids where to go, what to do. Every play, like I think it got discussed at one point.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Someone said like, why doesn't Brett just be all-time quarterback? Like what? Oh, do you know that made his day to hear that? He's cooking right now. That's surprising because I never, I always thought like he never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Yeah. He was their quarterback. Dude, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:39:38 The display the man's putting on is just, it's second and not. The blue hands? The blue, the blue flames. No. Blue something. What? Saratoga. Saratoga Springs High School mascot.
Starting point is 00:39:49 They're, they're in the state championship. I know that. What is it? Nothing. I don't know. The Saratoga Springs blue stallions. Waffles. Blue Streaks.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Blue Streaks. With Martin Lawrence. Yeah. Yeah. What were that movie? Blue Streak? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:10 We had a Waffle Stomp conversation in our WTI text last night. I don't know what is more disgusting what I said or what you just said. I don't know what a Waffle Stomp is. Oh, God. I've never heard of it referred to as a whatever you just said. Do I need to look it up? No. No.
Starting point is 00:40:27 No, but you've probably been there. Is it similar to Ooky cookie? No. I mean, I'm sorry, I came on. No, that's the thing. This is exactly why Brett's replacing you. Stuff like that, Will, right there. Yeah, you're too much of an edge lord now, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You're a shock job. I've been groping lately. I heard that. Oh, my God. Will was like absolutely frazzled. He just started doing epic vulgar roast with grok at the... Yeah, did you get dead at Grock roast anybody? Yeah, I got all mad that Brett was taking the spotlight.
Starting point is 00:41:00 So I decided to epically roast him in front of the family. People are like, oh, Will's got a point. I sent Brett a very heartfelt message the next day to which he responded, not very heartfelt feeling. I told him, hey, man, thank you for running that football game. Thank you for getting my son involved. He gets a little nervous getting on the field sometimes. And you involved him immediately. And he loved it.
Starting point is 00:41:22 And thank you so much. And then Brett said, like, I think he responded with a, you're up. Really? I've seen that response from him. You're... Yep. All right, dude. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I'll see you next year. He's one of those kids. He just needs like to... He needs like one good hit to like wake him up and get him in the game. You know, like, once you get that first, when you're like, all right, now we're cooking. So you just got to go out there and light your son up. I've been doing Oklahoma drill with him. How's he holding up?
Starting point is 00:41:54 It's about the age. Not great. I've been flattening him. Yeah, he's four. I've been flattening the guy. You see Jackson Dark? It absolutely fucking... I did not.
Starting point is 00:42:03 He got annihilated last night. He's putting out Zach Morris vibes lately. Is he a sweater last night in his post game? He's extremely swaggy. He's extremely swaggy. You haven't rocked your turtleneck sweater yet. I haven't. It's really warm.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Today's like the coldest day of the year. So it should be the day that you would wear probably your warmest piece of clothing that you have. Oh, sorry. I hitch out with some rag and bone today. You got a problem with that? No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Okay. Okay. Yeah, sounds like you might. Yeah, what's your deal, man? Can we move, can we move the chair company up on the, the runny? Do you want to talk chair company? Well, yeah, you watch it. You're up on it, right?
Starting point is 00:42:46 I'm totally finished. Okay. It's one of the few shows that I tried to watch as it came out. Well, before we do, let's give a shout to our good friends of FitBob. Dylan, I'll let you take this one. Yeah, Mr. Flat Chest. Oh, come on. I'm a chest guy.
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Starting point is 00:44:27 Yeah, we're all up on chair company. Randy, for whatever reason, decided to sit out the Tim Robinson show, even though like he's clearly base his entire personality on the guy. But he's like, you know what? I'm just not going to watch this. Cool. Even that face he just did is so Tim Robinson. Off the top, one of my main takeaways from this show.
Starting point is 00:44:45 And part of my problem is that I watched a few of the episodes after taking a gummy. Oh, it was a little high. And that lowers my IQ by like 40 points every time I take one. But I watched this show and I was like, what, what did I, what did I, what did I just watch? I don't, I can't follow the plot. I don't know what the hell's going on? What didn't you understand? Part of it's, I think part of that is intentional.
Starting point is 00:45:07 They want you to be like, what the fuck am I watching? He's uncovering. And it worked out really, really well. A money smuggling or drug smuggling ring. I know, but there's so much, there's, there's so many things that go on along the way that like throw you off that scent. It's like, what, what's going on? And the last episode was just absolutely bizarre.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Can I give like my sneaky favorite character on the show? Yeah. It's his boss, Lou Diamond Phillips, Jeff. From La Bamba. He's such a tool. He's such like a good, like when they were on vacation, drinking the smoking cigars. Drinking mezcal and smoking cigars, it was just like,
Starting point is 00:45:44 there are so many guys who have been in a situation like, dude, I got to lock in more. When he, when he goes to his kid's birthday party and he said he's going to make some mezcal old-fashioned. First of all, I was just like, dude, that is such a like, that's such like a yuppie, like thing to get into, but to be excited about? The conversation they had around with his buddy is drinking, drinking and smoking cigars, it made him change the whole, the whole direction of the mall project.
Starting point is 00:46:11 He's like, this has got to be more creative. I'm fucking lacking here. He poked the insecurity. He wanted Puebloos. He gave him no direction. He said, just make it different. I don't know why, but my favorite episode of the entire season was when they went to the cocaine bar.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Well, because he punches the guy with a dent. He's a dent in his head. I love the underlying narrative of the entire show of like, he doesn't want this boring job anymore. He clearly wants something more and exciting in life. And like, then it gets to the point where he looks at a dude's dent on his, on his skull. And he like wants to punch it to kill it. He's like hoping it kills him so he can feel something.
Starting point is 00:46:48 He punched the dent. I, this isn't a show that I think necessarily needed a season two. but based on how it ended where I'm like, okay, well, I guess we're definitely needing a season two now. What did they do in the finale? Wait, is the head-dink guy of the same guy who put his elbow in the soup?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Yeah, in the Broccoli cheddar suit? Yeah. He was just looking at it. Hey, man, be careful. Are you going to put you up? And he, for some reason, he was so offended by the guy by Tim Robbins' character looking out for him.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Like, dude, fuck you. What do you mean? Look out for the suit. Do I put my... And then he did... What is going on in the show? He was just doing it. a solid like hey man watch out you're about to get your your sleeve in the soup there uh he's like
Starting point is 00:47:30 cocaine villain sneakie you would know sneaky uh runner up is is and all the man kind of going out sad is mike once we get mike's backstory you're like oh no that was really sad i was like oh man you kind of like you kind of root for mike a little bit you're like man this guy's finally got something to live for and stuff and it turns out he's Might be a petto. I still don't know. I still don't know if their dog, you know, if their dog baby was like actually their dog, or if they, they stole it from the neighbor.
Starting point is 00:48:05 You tell them about baby? Yeah. I don't know if baby was actually their dog or not. They didn't clear that up. I also wonder if baby's original owner is a vampire or not. They never, what was that box? I don't know what's going up. What was the box he walked in and like in the shed that he showed?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Did he trip and pass out? He created a new shape, Dave. Why don't you understand? Yeah, it's a new shape. He's like, wow, that's beautiful. The shape has never been done before. There are so many coincidences in this show that you simply can not get hung up on because it just makes no sense with the continuity of how things would actually pan out
Starting point is 00:48:38 trying to unveil this, like, illegal operation. Randy, to give you an idea of how off the wall the show is the shape thing we were just talking about. So his dog gets lost, so he goes to find it. The dog he bought two episodes prior. And then he sees the dog inside this man's house. And the man greets him outside. He's like, hey, come here, I want to show you something. He brings him into a shed.
Starting point is 00:48:58 He goes, look at this. Look at this shape. I created a new shape. And it's just this artwork of this, like, to keep shape. There's nothing special about it. And he's like, oh, my God, that's beautiful. Oh, and then he also requests that this guy take a photo of him with the dog and tags him on Instagram. So everybody knows he's the hero who found the dog and brought it back to the guy.
Starting point is 00:49:22 and then you find out that the guy might have been a shitty dog owner it's like it's just like it's just there's just there's there's realizations that he has where it's like he goes and does something to unveil more and it's like there's no way that like this coincidence happens numerous times an episode and like even just finding the files in the office after he was leaning on the wall during a meeting and stuff like that it's like what how do how do they even get to here In the song that Lou Diamond Phillips character played, like he had recording in his phone, matched the waiting music or the hold music for the big red bladder company or whatever. His first attempt at karaoke when he's like, what version is this?
Starting point is 00:50:08 What version do you have? But then when he made the connection, there was the same song. Like it led to nothing. What version? Like, there was no revelation after that. I've watched one episode of this show, and I am just, it sounds like you guys have. speaking nonsense. It doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Yeah, I mean, dude, intentionally. I would not recommend the show. If you haven't finished the show, fast forward a couple minutes. The way that ended with like the person who is dating his coworker with a significant amount of plastic surgery, taking him to his high school and saying that he's been installed into this system since he was a kid and that his girlfriend that works with him can move things with her mind, she doesn't do it very often, but she can. And she can't do big objects very easily.
Starting point is 00:50:55 It was just like, why did the entire season boil down to this dude that has the most Botoxin filler you could ever have in your face? But then as this person was explained, okay, one of my favorite parts I think of the whole show was he was explaining this to Ron is his name, right, Tim Romance's character. He's explaining it to him and not have made any sense. And Tim Romish is sitting there like, what the what the fuck? Like he wrote this whole storyline out and he's sitting there at the end like, what are you talking about like none of this makes sense like it's almost like a self-reflection there like this is so
Starting point is 00:51:27 fucking stupid they also wrote in like the the scenes with his family are also like fairly like kind of normal sitcomy like scenes where it's like him and his wife having this like moment where they're talking about like her company or like what he wants to do and it's all pretty normal it's relatable yeah it's like his daughter like really supports his journey and like finding getting the bottom of the situation his daughter's like fiancee's a bitch the Wendy's Carver sandwiches She's like, you told him You told him about the car
Starting point is 00:51:57 The Wendy's Carver sandwich It's so dumb Like it was a secret that needed to be cut She signed an NDA How good does a Wendy's Carvers It sounds great It was a whole new restaurant It was like a Wendy's like
Starting point is 00:52:08 Elevated version of Wendy's now Wendy's Carvers It was an elevated sandwich Yeah It's unbelievable All in all I'm glad I watched this season I have one prediction for season two I think they're going to have the person at the end with all the plastic surgery.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I think that plastic surgery is going to be like fake or something. And they're going to get like a big name to be the person playing that role. How do you know they're doing a season two? It got renewed. Oh, I did not know. You can't end it like that. Even if it's, even if it was like the least watched show ever, we need to know what happens. But again, that's why I think I questioned it because I don't, I don't, I can't imagine this is a widely watched show.
Starting point is 00:52:49 it last night it was number two on hbo's series page i don't believe that those rankings are actually those rankings i think they just put shows on there but it was number two yeah i i don't think i'm going to recommend the show to anyone in my in my circle but i enjoyed it somehow you don't want to hang your hat on it no yeah it's a if i can't believe randy's even like hesitant even as like a big tim robinson guy i just i was just very confused and caught off guard all along the way. It was nice to mix into like, I can't go back there.
Starting point is 00:53:27 It was a nice change of pace. I'm going to kill myself. He's a one of time. Techo. Techa. Techa. Techa. That's the chair.
Starting point is 00:53:43 That's the actual chair company's name, Randy. How far does it go? Yes. How far does it go? I do. Yeah. I don't know. I think my, I just got, like, fell behind with it because I went out of town and stuff. And just, there was parts of the show that I like, I think you should leave because they're, they're short.
Starting point is 00:54:01 The longer, like, the skits get drawn out, the more awkward I feel sitting there watching where, like, there's a short skits. Like, okay, that's enough. I don't need a full of more. Yeah, this is eight episodes of the same type of humor. Yeah. I haven't seen friendship yet either. So I know I need, I'll probably watch that. That's less off the wall than that. show as but still very tim robinson it's this show is really funny especially if you know people watching it because it's just a funny like it's a water cooler show it kind of is but it has to be with like very specific people yeah you can't you can't have your if you have like a co-worker who's
Starting point is 00:54:38 like a 53 year old lady she can't know that you're talking about this show because she's going to go watch it once and be like all my co-workers are weird perverts yeah yeah what is mike list Mike just listens to porn he just likes the audio but not not in his ear earbuds like out loud we've all been there listens to porn we've all been there fucking mike what's his dude it's a set he's a he's the recipient of a heart if HBO oh god that was so hard to watch it was if HBO suggests you the show i love LA after you're done with the chair company I would highly recommend to not watch it it's terrible is that the show with uh it's rachel senate's new show really i just someone said it was cute yeah randy this guy might don't really want to support
Starting point is 00:55:32 anyone in it this guy mike receives a heart transplant to save his life and then the family of the the dad who passed away and gave his heart it thought it'd be sweet to have mike walk the daughter down the aisle at her wedding because it's like her dad's heart is in there but then he but then he He tried to assume the role of the dad. He gets a little too attached. And the husband of the widow? He got way too attached. They had to file a restraining order.
Starting point is 00:56:00 He got mad at the widow because she wouldn't hug him again. She wasn't hugging him enough. He tried to kiss her at some point. Who's Mike? He was one of his coworkers? Mike's a PI. Mike's a guy. like not a PI but like a hard like a hard muscle kind of
Starting point is 00:56:24 okay because it wasn't an episode one Mike's a Mike's a low life Mike's a low life yes who you'll find just watch it just give it another give it some yeah after everything you guys said I'm like there's no way they could say something even more ridiculous so you just you guys kept on going one after there's more too that I don't remember the funniest thing is when his chair the chair breaks the initial thing and he immediately looks up and he's looking under that chick's dress and it's just so
Starting point is 00:56:52 awkward and it sets off the entire it's the entire show because of how he fell there's also a a pointless like hardcore uh sex scene that just like porn today is insert at the end of an episode for no reason they're graphic porn graphic graphic graphic close up porn randy oh so you're like you see everything yes yes i didn't know they could show my wife was sitting in bed with her red mask on and suddenly there's a penis entering a mouth on the television and I was like, oh, zoomed in. Hey, sorry about that. And she was like, what did it have to do with? Who were those characters? It had to do with nothing. It's just that. It's just on the screen. It's just there. That's what they decided to do. Yeah. That's how they ended it. Those are not characters that are
Starting point is 00:57:35 credited in this movie, in this TV show. You warned me about that scene. I was still completely shocked by it. Well, Dave texted me and just said, you finished the most recent episode? It's like, not yet. And then I immediately upon, I was like, I now see why he has to, if I reached the end. Just very, very gratuitous, I believe is the word. Yes. Dylan, when's our tryout? When's our casting call?
Starting point is 00:58:00 Oh, for the very large muscular men. Try out for the sandwich shop. There's a large sandwich brand in Austin doing a, what do you call it? Call. What is it? Open call. Open casting call. And they need big muscular men for the commercial.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Very large. and muscular so we're going to go we're going to go see what that lives boyfriend should go today would be like ma'am's you don't need to be here like can you go like gqs down the hall you're like yeah nah i guess live doesn't listen listen anymore because she i'd like a jersey she would have crafted out of him oh that guy like a wendy's carver what i got what a wendy's going to make a sandwich out of me off of him okay yeah no I get it yeah like it took me a second but I know I understand yeah you got it you got it could you imagine how much sushi you could fit on that dude's body oh yeah those fucking lats dude
Starting point is 00:58:58 god you can fit a whole blue fit on him he just don't me through the draw wall man you're not beating Texas tech allegations right now yeah do A&M fans hate you I think it's mostly tech fans I think they they were pretty quiet because I think because I was trying to dunk on like No they were joining in There's some join in
Starting point is 00:59:23 I saw a few of them be like Oh this fucking idiot It doesn't know how to wear a cowboy hat Like I actually thought it was a backwards hat But then some of them made fun of me too See I have to ride with my tech guys sometimes though I think they're being a little hard on you And I don't agree with a lot of things they said
Starting point is 00:59:36 But as my hypothetical alma mater Texas Tech is something that I hold true to me I understand That's okay I thought about seeing if the guy who screenshoted a bunch of your Instagrams and DM circling back wanted to do cold call
Starting point is 00:59:48 but I thought it might not be good content I would love to have a conversation with one of these cowboys might have to edit out some of it Cowboys don't use Twitter somebody responded on our thing and said Cowboys don't have podcasts and I was like that's pretty funny
Starting point is 01:00:03 it's true I would listen to a podcast of actual cowboys that just had microphones out on the open range just hanging yeah narrating their stuff get cam burns out there you guys watching the american revolution i need to i'm done with it dude are you i i crushed wow it's been like i i i spent two hours a night that's a lot that's a
Starting point is 01:00:26 commitment i've been having trouble getting through it just because it's so much it's uh there's there's things that i was like i was like i wanted to go look up and stuff so i was like i don't want to spoil it like i didn't realize you know how it ends right yeah yeah they surrender It's crazy. We will, yeah. Benedict Arnold, like, I didn't realize, obviously everybody knows Trader, but don't really ever, it was like, how did that resolve? Turns out I just went back to England and lived out his life, fucker, never got a, never got got,
Starting point is 01:01:03 never got, you know, tried for treason. He just, he just flipped. I think in certain parts of the 1750s, like, chilling over here with a vibe. I think other parts were not a vibe though Do you think when people got here They like fired off like a letter And like three months later somebody got it Undid the scroll and just said
Starting point is 01:01:21 USA could be the move CBTM Could be the move Could be the move I need to watch it It's a lot Chelsea I'm gonna promise you this Chels will be asleep very quickly
Starting point is 01:01:33 Okay I mean that Actually that's the kind of thing I should watch with Chels because she's probably not interested in it. I can just keep going after she falls asleep. Because you're going to be like, you're going to want to like be by yourself kind of like. But I will say, you'll get to a point to where you're like, man, we took a lot of else.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Like when do we start like turning the tide here? Yeah. But the tide turns. It does. History tells you that. Roll tide. No difference. I'm saying, dude.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Oh, okay. No Alabama, not one of the 13. To all the people out there, to all the people out there who underrated us after that Florida state loss. look who's making the playoff now look who's making the playoff now so true do I thought you were a volunteer no dude
Starting point is 01:02:17 you can't you can't stay away from the Alabama of Alabama Texas Tech now I'm not riding a tech football team this year okay
Starting point is 01:02:25 especially after how they treated you thank you now I'm tied this year boys fuck yeah I'm all tied unless Texas makes the playoff then I'll cheer for Texas but it's not looking good
Starting point is 01:02:36 if they don't like that last bullet point though That's bullet point, dude I'm kind of rocking with Ole Miss, man I just want the Yeah, I like the fuck you attitude It's gonna be hard to cheer against them I want those boys to win a championship
Starting point is 01:02:50 And does Lane I mean he would get a ring Would he ever get like would he ever want to wear that ring Do you think he would get one? Yeah, yeah They give rings to dudes who do less Than coach 12 or 11 games It's such a sour departure though
Starting point is 01:03:05 I don't know Dude, he's just a straight-up liar Like the amount of like the Ole Miss like beat writers and stuff like who went through his press conference, Brett was telling us about this earlier like they would just take like something he said like lie, lie. Here's why. He lied about this. He lied about this. He actually had a police escort. No one tried to run him off the road. Like he's just a liar. I have thoughts on his police escort. I think it was a little too much. And I think it was too much because the chief of police in Baton Rouge called up his boys and was like, like all right you guys want to be in this convoy dude the amount of times he tweeted out like the red and blue hearts while he knew he was leaving it's just so weird and fucked up he tweeted for someone tweeted from the dog account asking if the dog was allowed to go to the cc championship like he bring the dog into it that dog can't explain himself had they made justice for juice had they made the cc championship he would have coached it right and then left after that no he was
Starting point is 01:04:07 always going to make decisions this past weekend what would that so if oh you loses they were in right if if alabama if alabama if alabama if alabama were to lose that game they would have been yeah yeah but they didn't and i i think that was part of the reason why they were waiting to see at the result of that game that's why it was so delayed on saturday i mean like if you're an lsu fan which of which there were many and i know a lot less in the show you're like all i care about we got the fucking coach okay whatever but also like it's kind of weird the baggage you he's bringing in like you know you've seen the body of work at this point at enough places to where you're like um and also like you know you're signing up for and also like this is his
Starting point is 01:04:48 first like this is the peak of his career up into this point was getting a team into the playoff and then bailing before the playoff that is that is the peak of his career i mean he did coach in the NFL head coach not well no no funly also was a great coordinator for under Sabin like three years in a row right great coordinator but yeah it's just weird it is weird like it's I do love the we cover this like a month and a half ago like the governor of Louisiana had like bitching about the buyouts and these contracts and all that it just folded and then they just signed up this guy who I think if you had to bet on it you my money is going on this ending oddly and weirdly and LSU whole like owing this mail a lot of money for
Starting point is 01:05:36 not perform and not him not performing up to par i saw i saw some tweets saying how much better lane's contract was than brian kelly's and i love the idea of brian kelly's team just sucking at negotiating just sucking at it yeah this one unlikeable coach after another for lSU yeah but after after their first game next year it's all yeah it's all gonna be different and fun okay it's gonna be tight don't go out there and lose three games next year. The horns go to Baton Rouge next year. Really?
Starting point is 01:06:10 Yeah. We should go. Brett might go. Got watching. Yeah. I need to go clear my throat aggressively. Thanks for helping on. It was a pleasure.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Thank you. Will DeFreeze. Where can the folks at home follow you? To the bathroom where I'm going to cough into a handkerchief. Oh, gross. What? Gross.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Get out of here. What's next for Will in 2025? All right. No, let him go. I don't like that he said hanker chief. He really did cough. Oh, yeah. He said hanker chief.
Starting point is 01:06:42 I'm hankering for some underdog fantasy. Oh, buddy. Oh, we should have, we just had a, our blood rival Detroit lion fan, Will DeFries. Thursday and have football. Cowboys, Lions. Yeah. Cowboys had a, that's a tough stretch there. They got two of them already.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I think they changed that schedule a little bit because they, people thought it was, other GMs thought it was unfair to the Cowboys or other owners. Where they get the built-in buy week of having a Thursday Thanksgiving game every year and then not having the next game until the following Sunday. Oh, yeah, yeah. So this year it's just a week. But give me some DAG higher or lower. You got that pulled up? Oh, do I.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Yeah, I do. What's DAC looking like? 266 and a half yards, higher or lower. So that's a Detroit team that needs a win. Both of these teams, kind of a must-win game. I'm going higher. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Okay. That's how it works. You pick higher or lower. I'm looking over at the other quarterback, Jared Goff, 253 and a half, higher or lower. I'm going to go higher. I think this is a high-scoring affair, despite both defenses being relatively capable. I'm not completely bought on the Cowboys defense, but it is definitely improved, which I like to see. If you're ready to get off the bench and into the game, head over to Underdog to get in on all the action.
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Starting point is 01:09:06 the gambler? Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers, thank you. I forgot his last name for us. He's been dead for years. I know. They could AI his voice though and use it. They definitely could. Let's do a little fan feedback. Oh, what's this about Dave? Fan feedback. Hit that button, Randy. New segment
Starting point is 01:09:26 alert. Fan feedback. That's good. That was good, Randy. Thank you. But sometimes I was those DMing with a guy yesterday about talking about quail hunts and stuff I don't know how we got onto this and he goes
Starting point is 01:09:42 Hey a little unsolicited fan feedback here And I was like oh yeah I like fan feedback We don't get much We talk to the fans a lot Through voicemails through cold calls But we don't get a ton That we address on the show
Starting point is 01:09:53 So I put up a prompt on the IG And I thought we could just go through it at random All right Jason underscore I'm not going to go. I'm not going to out people. I'm going to keep it anonymous. Hey, why don't you fuck off, Randy. Is that some feedback? Is that what Jason said? He said, Randy, fuck off. This guy said, need William to freeze back. Well, we just had him on. So we're one step ahead of you, dumb ass. Okay. They don't need being to Jason like that. All right, Jason, I'm sorry. Look, we had them on. We're going to have them on anyway. This guy says less Brett.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Oh, that's mean. That's not cool. Was that Will talking about Brett at his family's place? Oh, then a young lady. More Brett, please. Oh. Polarizing folks. Yeah, I don't know how to. My guy, Andrew. Never stop.
Starting point is 01:10:43 That's what she said. Why'd they stop? Like never stopped just recording? Just says never stop. Doing the podcast. Okay. All right. This one says, I don't understand Dorn's deal.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Can he or someone explain it to me like I'm seven? That's like, good, good. Maybe like he's your son is what he's saying. I don't think I have a deal. Maybe I do. I don't know. I don't know what it is, you know, though. Dylan said he'd do the Waffle House challenge in episode 51 when Micah Winner, with Michael Weiner, when we hit 7,500 patrons.
Starting point is 01:11:20 We have not hit 7,500. Yeah, we're not there. And then, fortunately, that's a. I will. 7500 patrons, I will do that. I'll do it with them. Fuck. Where's the closest Waffle House?
Starting point is 01:11:30 off of Montopoulos. Oh, okay. There you go. I think it's the only one in Austin. I need more random internet goofy stories. Y'all are how I stay super online. Interesting. We do a lot of those already.
Starting point is 01:11:45 We haven't, yeah, this week's been a little ball-heavy and a little anecdotal, but... Because the internet's dead. Internet's dead. Dead Internet theory. There's nothing on the Internet today. Oh, this guy, here we go. It's been very ball-heavy recently. Monday, Thursday shows are like 50%
Starting point is 01:12:00 football. I don't know. Is he saying that's not, that's a bad thing? Maybe. Maybe it's because, I don't know, maybe he doesn't think we know ball. Maybe we picked against his team and we do like one ball segment two days a week. So you get two days, zero ball, and then one segment on those other days. And maybe they're a little bit long, but we talk about plenty of other stuff too.
Starting point is 01:12:24 New dad here. The pot is helping me keep saying during the early days. Keep it up, fellas. congrats to you your dad this is the one that really keeps you coming back no notes fogs
Starting point is 01:12:37 fuck yeah frat on good sir right on good sir to you we need oh young lady says we need more Randy reading things I don't think we need that yeah pull something up
Starting point is 01:12:49 read something for the folks read something dude let me hold on Moby Dick oh Dylan just says just pull up the text for Moby Dick Dylan sent me a photo I don't know that I did.
Starting point is 01:13:01 Moby's Dick. Interesting. Is this from the Fappening? I don't remember what was in that one. I might just want to open that one of him up. Interesting. I guess I got to go buy the book on. This guy says more Randy just kind of scrolling and talking to himself.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Oh, here's one. Here's a good. Here's a good one. She's contributed a bunch. two of it, at least an idea, a monthly mommy segment sharing some lady thoughts up in her. We did Ladies Week recently,
Starting point is 01:13:41 didn't we? We did Ladies' Fumble Week. Oh, that's right. Yeah, we just asked them to. Call me Ishmael. Does that person, like, they want a female in here with us talking? How would you slow down there, bud?
Starting point is 01:13:55 No, I want clarity there. It'd be hard to get a mommy, like a specific. Mommy who lives in Austin. She just comes in. She'd have to have to have the content, Gene, or she'd have to at least bring it. Not saying the mommies can. The mommies always bring it.
Starting point is 01:14:10 We could get Lauren in here. She's an Austin mommy. Oh, yeah. She's a top tier. Has she never been on the pod? We've called her a couple of times. Yeah, she is a, I think she could do a great job. Yeah, she's got it.
Starting point is 01:14:27 Campbell Mommy's coming up soon. I don't know when. Ryan was a big guy. when we called her i will say um ryan is the backer who i'm referring to she is i've outed her as the contributor here yeah so that makes sense thank you dill for not going too hard on the aggies after our loss to you yeah um i i i'm not much of a shit talker about football because i don't like when people talk shit to me so i tend to stay out of the out of the fray but you're welcome
Starting point is 01:14:58 I need more KJ like I need more cowbell. There is a fever and the only thing that can cure it is more KJ. Okay. Oh, here's one. More flounder, please. I'll co-sign that one. Congrats, Flander. Second baby.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Congrats Flander. And then a few more. Tell us about the Bandy video. I've been waiting for years. It wasn't a video. It's a still image. And it was a young man that captured. of the tweet was
Starting point is 01:15:29 feeling bendy might never delete was the caption and it was a picture of him on his all on all fours completely naked he was in downward dog if uh
Starting point is 01:15:42 what was the uh outfit was a complete naked he was in his birthday suit I thought there was a little bit of leather maybe that was a different picture maybe he's cut from a different cloth yeah a bendy guy
Starting point is 01:15:52 and it was a it was captured at a very in an angle and then he's also just a flat-out liar because he's deleted it. He just said might, so it's not technically a lie. Still nuts. It wasn't downward, don't.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Yeah, you could see his nuts. Yeah, you can see that. You could see it. It was from behind the picture, so you could see us. It wasn't good. It wasn't a photo. I can't imagine. Nuts and whole.
Starting point is 01:16:12 His nuts were hanging down. Not great. Sorry. No feedback. Keep up the good work. Richmond, Virginia meetup. Eyes emoji. Love you, Dorn.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Oh, I love you too, man. How do you know it's a man? I love you too, man or lady. It's a man. Okay. Well, good feedback. You know what? That's a good segment.
Starting point is 01:16:38 There's one more, one more. Give me a sec. The boys don't do enough content on the Grom. You know what? Cosign. I agree. Agree. I mean, that might be a 2026 initiative of ours doing more stuff on the Grom.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Help me on the Grom. We don't have that drop anymore. Job posting. You get rid of that? Oh. Have me on the Grom. Whoa. That's an old school drop there, buddy.
Starting point is 01:17:09 That's a good drop. The oldest one might be, turn it up. You guys on Instagram? Have me on a Grom. Yeah, we always confuse that kid with the other, like the shittinger kid. Little Esco, like, was kind of shit. Little Esco has a fraction of the swagger that the other kid, that Grom kid had. Little Esco was the one.
Starting point is 01:17:28 got a video for that's right where he's got the the like a Gucci neck pillow he said I'm old I need to get my drip up yeah he was just clearly reading it right off the prompt there was no juice in it yeah let me tell you guys if you get a cameo from Dave he's probably going to take your prompt that is only like a paragraph and make it into like a full five minute video I did one on Thanksgiving actually and I was a little bit a little bit buzzed And I realized, like, as I was doing, I was like, man, I've just been talking for like two minutes. It's funny because Day doesn't usually prepare us that he's doing a cameo. He just be like, Jake, Jake, your buddy, Kyle sent you in.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Yeah, I don't tell anybody, hey, let's do a camo. I just like to start doing it. And I keep it raw. I think there's a sale on cameo right now for everybody. So if you want to get like a cheap, it's already cheap, but you can get it real cheap right now. I got one good day. there's some good there's some candidates on cameo
Starting point is 01:18:32 that I think we need to there's some people I want to get cameos from is what I'm telling you trying to think of all the cameos we've gotten from each other and from fans I know we've gotten Ken Bone for Jay Bone
Starting point is 01:18:46 you guys got me a pony boy Party Boy Somebody someone got me a Jay Wow I was me sweetest bitch you'll ever meet Chet Hanks Chet Hanks Chris Hansen. That was one.
Starting point is 01:18:59 I thought to be confused with Scott Hansen. Trying to think of any other ones. Yeah, there's at least five right there. It's a great app. It's a good way to spend your money. Something you can track. Rocket money will help you track it. We love Rocket Money.
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Starting point is 01:20:35 Are you a Crumble fan first and foremost? I think I've had Crumble, but, um, it didn't, it didn't blow me away. I mean, I think they're overrated. I'm going to go back in on Crumble. Jason McGowan is the CEO. He is a, uh, alum of BYU, Brigham, Brigham University. and a major donor. And there's a play right now to keep the Kalani Satak, Sataki,
Starting point is 01:21:06 Kalani Sataki, the coach at BYU. I'm hoping that's how you say it, from going to Penn State. Apparently, it's big money, as coaches often. Offer on the table hasn't accepted. Is that the day? It's not accepted. No, keep in mind. BYU is playing in the Big 12 championship Saturday against Texas Tech.
Starting point is 01:21:23 and then if they win that they're in the chance they're in the playoff if they don't they're probably out although i don't know that's really that's really dicey they'd have two losses to a very good texas tech team anyway um it's just funny because now you're having it's we're in that world of um known company CEOs like connect can just get just get go out there and be like, yeah, I'm going to keep this guy. Like, you've got the Cody, Cod Campbell. Cody Campbell at Tech that are just out there and being like, yeah, I'm going to keep donating money and we're going to keep getting players and coaches, whoever we want.
Starting point is 01:22:05 And like some of them are more active on Twitter. And it's just fun. Everybody's just kind of having fun with the crumble guy doing it. It's interesting how it plays out. And also, like, we were talking about this off mic yesterday and how like a little bit surprised, I guess, that Elon hasn't just totally taken over the UT athletics? If I had more money that I can spend, I would absolutely just throw a lot of cash. Many places, charities and whatnot, but the UT football program would, of course, be getting
Starting point is 01:22:37 some of mine. Michael Dell, we talked about, he's in the news this morning because he and his wife are donating, like, over $6 billion to kids to start, like, savings programs for the savings accounts for them, investment accounts, whatever. Which is great, obviously. But, like, dude, you're worth $150 billion. He went to UT. He doesn't give a dime to the NIL.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Not a dime. He's not a football guy. Let me think the athletics are worth it. And I get it. Maybe he's a humanities guy. Yeah. Arts. And, of course, giving money to kids is, you know,
Starting point is 01:23:14 a worthwhile thing to do, for sure. Yeah. Do you think, like, if you had, like, millions hundreds of millions of dollars do you think UT would accept your money knowing that you're kind of a i don't know hillbilly piece of shit puts his feet up on the table i bet they would still accept it yeah yeah ashy assy ass ankle you can't break off a hundred million i mean even like 10 million yeah i feel like that goes a long way yeah carry you through a couple seasons Elon yeah you're you're liquid enough you live in Austin dude he can get
Starting point is 01:23:48 liquid pretty quick. Yeah, he could probably get a little liquid. You live in Austin, man. But would you want that? Do you want your program directly tied to that guy? The fucking epic-roost guy. He has so much going on. I feel like he wouldn't be like a sideline guy. I think he, I think you say that, but he might, dude. Yeah, he's too busy just being really cringe on Twitter. And do you, you want that dude out there like with Bivo? No, I don't want him around the program at all, at all. I mean, you've got McConaughey. You've had Rogan show up at some of these things.
Starting point is 01:24:22 You've had Gillis, Glenn Powell. Some very notable people. Some heavy hitters. Absolutely. You get Elon out there. It's going to make, it's kind of like having Ted Cruz show, like, you know, every time like a team loses, Ted Cruz has adopted many Texas teams.
Starting point is 01:24:41 So there's a picture of Ted Cruz in almost every team's like polo. So every time, like, Ted Cruz is at a game, it's like, well, that team's fucked. Yeah. He's in an Astros game, well, they're fucked. He's a shockingly terrible record. It's a bad record. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:56 There's a picture of him in an A&M shirt going around. I don't know how recent that was. He attends their playoff game. But, ooh. At home. Who do they got? We don't know yet. But like.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Well, they're not playing in the conference championship because they took the L on Friday. is it weird that um who's a two lane coach going to florida some roll is already done like the full introductory presser like buddy's going to go back and coach the championship game against north that's weird you got off the plane doing the gate yeah yeah like is that weird like yeah yeah it's very weird can't you just wait it's very weird like delay that until after everything you're not going anywhere just like you lose some of the respect of your your players like you have you have to it's like when um you're not going to be here dog do you remember when the ducks caught um amelio estuves getting ice cream with that smoking hot blonde Swedish babe
Starting point is 01:25:58 or no she was Icelandic and they're like getting ice cream with the enemy and then they were like mad about it it's just like that it's exactly the same situation enjoy your night coach and he's like yeah i did i was i got ice cream cream with this um smoking hot Icelandic chick so yeah I did enjoy it my night what'd you do little fuck that's not how it went
Starting point is 01:26:23 that's how I should have gone director's cut I'm looking hey you're off the team bitch that would have been funny if he said that what Randy I'm looking at the crumble cookies right now
Starting point is 01:26:31 and I'm getting hungry I'm getting hungry I think I'm going to get it Mike's way for lunch how you're going to order it can I get that Mike's way What was that? Sorry, what would you say, sir?
Starting point is 01:26:49 Can I get that Mike's Way? Oh, yeah. Do you want Mike's Way? Mike's way? You know, the rumor is that, well, it's not even a rumor. Private equity did buy out Jersey mics, and there's a theory that they're now putting less meat on to save a little money, add shareholder value.
Starting point is 01:27:09 The Panera pipeline. Correct. Panera, fuck Panera. But yeah, so I don't know. I'm going to go test that out. you should you should uh do the old chipotle thing where you record them doing it making it no it's too intimate in jersey mics and i go there enough to where i like the people working there i think it's a well-run jersey mics can i get that mike's way um can mike's way can i get that
Starting point is 01:27:37 mic's way yeah like that mike's way i like it mike's way um can i get the mic's way we'll see you on cold calls going down from two to three bye bye bye You know,

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