Circling Back - Chet Hanks & Listener Meet-Up Predictions

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

A wild week in Washed Media culminates with a Chet Hanks Cameo for Circling Back, predictions for this week’s upcoming listener meet-up, a brief discussion about HBO’s new Woodstock 99 documentary, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:24) Chet Hanks x Circling Back (31:10) Meet-Up Predictions (50:27) Woodstock Documentary (1:08:22) This Weekend In Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name is Will DeFries to my right, David Ruff. Can I start off with a quick announcement? I know a lot of people might be planning on coming to the listener meetup Saturday. Is it canceled or something? No, no, no. But I just want to let everybody know.

We originally pitched it as dress code being flirty. What was it? Flirty cash? Flirty casual casual of course fellas ladies i'm no longer abiding by flirty cash are you going soggy saturday i'll be on my breezy boy swag shit wow no one had you going breezy boy breezy boy so we'll let you in if you're flirty cash but just let you know i'm on to the next wait but just let you know, I'm on to the next. Wait. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I'm on my new-ish. Correct me if I'm wrong. Breezy is the nickname of one Chris Brown. He doesn't get the entire word breezy. Because, you know, I don't condone his behavior of the past. Thank you. And apparently you do, so that's just something you want to address that? By that logic, I couldn't call my son a baby because of what the baby has said.

He makes a good point. Wow. I understand your reasoning, but I reject it. I feel like breezy. It's like saying you can't do a tiki torch anymore because of the guys who did the thing. We took tiki torches back. They ruined tiki torches forever. No, they didn't. They're back. Go to Target. Are there any tiki torches back. They ruined Tiki Torches forever. No, they didn't.

They're back. Go to Target. Are there any Tiki Torches at Wilmont's? You're putting Wilmont on the spot. Wilmont? We actually got them really cheap because we bought the dip when it came to Tiki Torches. Really? You bought it right after the controversy.

Yeah. And it actually worked out really well for us. It's one of the most savvy things we've done at this point. dip when it came to tiki torches really you bought right after the controversy yeah yeah and it actually worked out really well for us it's one of the most savvy things we've done at this point you know i made a fortune a small fortune um shorting tiki torches really before everything you foresaw everything happening what were you just taking them and cutting them down so they're a little shorter they're like they're hip high they're a hip high violation okay a lot's happening right now no seriously breezy boy swag okay and i can't promise that there will be a breeze but when we get in there and it is going to be outdoors i'm saying if you wear a short sleeve and i think a lot of people

will be wearing short sleeve button downs they They're kind of in, you know. Three buttons max, I think. Anything over three buttons is just overkill. I actually took the buttons off of all of mine. I want to see chest. I no longer have buttons. Seriously? Well, for instance, these Magnetic Me shirts, they're called, and they have, instead of buttons, they've got just magnets.

And, like, I think I want that. Just zero buttons going on, and I can just rip it open. Dude, yeah. That's an easy rip-off situation. Yeah, like, why don't we have more shirts that are just magnetic? That's a good call. I mean, Poncho's doing magnetic buttons. How has Miz and Mane not done, like, a magnetic button-down shirt?

Yeah, magnets. That's a great question, man. Like, they're all about optimizing this kind of stuff, making the moisture-wicking material, stuff like that. Like, how are you not going to put magnets on your shirt? Damn. I'm trying to be on my Fritz Boy swag can we can we do can we make some can we jump on that maybe i don't know if we have the infrastructure can you wash a magnet create a men's high-end clothing company you wash a magnet david this guy what are you talking about dude honest question i don't know how magnets work That's my favorite way to start a tweet.

Honest question. I'm convinced no one knows how magnets work. They just do. They just be doing it? How much time did you spend as a kid trying to press them together? Oh, a lot. Plenty of time. I bet you thought you could because you're like, man, I'm in good shape.

Magnets are like magic, man. I play baseball. They're magic. How do they work? Dude, that's the thing. No one knows. They're magic. How do they work?

No one, dude, that's the thing. No one knows. Randy's over there looking like all smug like he knows how magnets work. He doesn't. Like, cool, dude. We need a lady in STEM to tell us. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Speaking of, check out the mail-in dropping tomorrow. They're polarized. What does that even mean? Like my Maui gyms? It means that you can see the fish in the water. That's right. Fish on. Yeah.

Fish on. Yeah. It's sick. It is sick. You have to pay extra. Like it's a little more than just normal when they're polarized. No, yeah, I understand. It's better for the UV rays too, right?

It stimulates the economy. There's no one. Dylan, aren't you still wearing sunglasses from like an rg giveaway like five years ago i don't wear rg dude come on just tell you you're wearing rg sunglasses no but i have um you have the toasting man on the side of everything you wear i had some polarized ray-ban ones and i i went i took them on a beach trip with my friends who like three other guys that had the same ones. Huh. Must not have gotten. This was like seven years ago. Calm down.

Oh, okay. Interesting. And when I left, I left with unpolarized ones. And someone who brought their unpolarized ones there left with polarized ones. So as you can imagine, something happened and no one fessed up. So I'm stuck with the broke boy ones. It's whatever though. You got cucked, baby.

I did. I did. Wow. Is that why your eyes look all fucked up? Do they? Dude, my eyes are dope. Look how dark my eyes are. You've never seen eyes this dark. Me and Parks, that's it. Think about it.

My eyes are darker than Dylan's? My eyes are black. Will's probably got darker eyes than you. My eyes are black. Expose him! Look, dude. Whoa, dude. You've never seen eyes this dark. So your driver's license says that you. My eyes are black. Expose him. Look, dude. Whoa, dude. You've never seen eyes this dark. So your driver's license says that you have black eyes. Yeah.

I'm the only one with black eyes. I'll give you a black eye if you want one. Come try, bitch. I will. At the meetup. We're going to fist fight at the meetup. No, there's not going to be a fight. There's only going to be two punches.

Okay, now's the time to reveal it. It's actually Rough and Rowdy Gentlemen. We're doing it on Saturday. What if there was a meetup and Dave and I just got in a brawl? I'd be fine with that. I'd be totally fine with that. Can you imagine? It would be bad.

No, it would be great. It would be great. A local news outlet would cover it and be like, yeah, podcast meetup turns into an absolutely mental brawl. Simulates the economy. The people who showed up would stop supporting us. Why? These guys are not actually friends.

They fight each other. Dude, if you're a real fan of this podcast and we started fighting in front of you, you'd think that we need your support more than ever. No, I think they'd just dip on us. Too much dip. Check it out. We drop every Monday. It's our sports vehicle.

What a vehicle. What are you doing? Do you buy a car with the money from too much dip yeah what are you doing dog what's that what would the dip mobile be oh that's a good question canary yellow runs on queso whatever it is raptor that's sick no you can't do the raptor my dude my dude it's raptor that's a joke for very few people. I bet there's at least 100 people out there who remember Raptor. He hit us up.

Is he okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have this conversation once every three months. He hit us up. I think Will blocked him on Snapchat or something. You blocked him on something. Why would you do Raptor like that, dog? He probably didn't realize it was Raptor.

Raptor, if you're out there and you need me to unblock you, please just shoot me an email. I'll unblock you. I mean, last I heard, he was going to Columbia on a bachelor party. No, no, no. We heard from him since then. He's alive. He's alive. I will say, there's no way that I blocked him on Snapchat because I haven't had Snapchat

on my phone for three years. That app is tr-tr-trash. It is trash. I am. Are you still snapping? I have not sent a snap Are people snapping you? I am snapping

Yeah but I think at this point it's people Sending them out to all the people they follow So it's not like personalized ones Occasionally I'll get a Vizzy one Support Vizzy. Love that. Love to see it. Well, it's the only hard sauce with vitamin C and superfood acerola.

Yeah. I mean, we've been saying it. Add D. Carter Ruff on Twitter and Snap. Add DC Ruff on Instagram, by the way, if you want to send me some social. Let's get some other official business out of the way. First and foremost, go follow Circling Back Pod and Watch Media. Also, leave a review and five-star rating. Do you guys want me to read a couple of the reviews that we've gotten since Monday?

Yeah, sure, man. Gianfocato99, I think it's our Italian listener, he said, this podcast will make you ponder life's biggest questions. Like, why didn't Dave wear the Arby's polo after losing odds? And what on earth is Doran's deal? And the it hard to say more on your deal later uh someone said bring on the love love island patreon tier i'm all in on that uh uh yeah i am too i am too we talk about pivoting all the way away from bachelor or just kind of adding a little bit more we'll see about it hard to. What's the flirtier show?

I mean, the flirtiest show sounds like Too Hot to Handle. Too Hot to Handle is too hot. Have you seen the surfer show, the dating show? Yes. There's too many dating shows out right now. I'm in. Do you know the premise of Too Hot to Handle? They put like 20-something super horny.

Don't they boil water on a stove and then see who can grab it? No, no, no. Chris and his brother record a song in the early 90s. Can I actually explain it? Yeah, go ahead. They get a group of 20-somethings together, super horny, super hot. Okay, how do you know they're super horny? Because I watch the show.

Okay, are they rocked up? After a day hanging out, they say, okay, you can no longer hook up. That includes kissing, no sexual touching. Can they kiss fight? So there's a prize pool. Can you sell pleasure? And every time they violate, like if they kiss, then they are fined like three grand or something,

and it comes out of the prize pool. So this money just starts deducting as they keep hooking up. So so if one couple hooks up does it ruin it for everybody also can't masturbate how do they even police that because there are cameras everywhere they put a metal sock on the there are cameras everywhere there's the prize pool does it if one couple hooks up does that ruin it for everybody yes oh that's juicy and like this one dude got got jerked under the covers for like three seconds and he was they were fine he was fine for didn't even get off he was fine for just a three second jerk so he was there to get fined i love it three second jerk is my new

restaurant caribbean yeah can you cook chicken that fast no you have to cook it yourself yeah it takes three seconds three seconds for me to hand it to you and to cook it yourself. Yeah, I was going to say that's going to be three seconds for me to hand it to you. And you cook it on a hot rock. Anyway, looks like a fun show. It sounds like a great show.

Where is it filmed? Is it US or? I don't know. Somewhere tropical. And it's a mixture of Americans and British folks. Some beach.

And they're hotter than the Love Island folks so far. I'll say that. Cool, dude. I don't know why you need to go at Love Island people. It's just unnecessary. Can I read two more reviews? Yeah, we'll do the thing. This one says, Goated Review.

It said, This show is just two guys saying everything is goated, and the other guy has a mustache. Couldn't more highly recommend. Thank you. I feel like we're a little bit more than that. No. No, I don't think we are. Okay, what else you got? One guy said he mashed the subscribe button 69 times.

That's a lot. A three-second jerk. That poor son of a bitch. Yeah. So he's just living on the edge. And he was so aged that he recruited two of the other guys there to stay and watch outside the bathroom so he could crank. Wait.

So he could crank. And he convinced them that it would be a good investment if he could crank because he wouldn't do more. Yes, he wouldn't do more. Love that mentality. Yeah. Absolutely love it. yeah absolutely love they're like okay go ahead see i don't know the fact that sally is not letting us watch this show it's gonna have to be one of those things where like she goes to bed and i like watching on the ipad with the headphones on i'm just gonna be bored damn i have to watch this show it's kind of lit man if it's trashy reality tv i need in i just don't

like being on the outside of this. I'm getting in. It's too hot. I might do this one and not Love Island, unless we do Love Island as a show, and then I will do Love Island. Unfortunately, Love Island is too much to cover. It's too much.

Aren't there multiple episodes? It's simply too much. Isn't there multiple seasons in multiple countries? Yeah, and they air five days a week. Yeah, that's too much. We can't do that. That's a lot of TV, man. We can't do that. That's a lot of TV, man. We can't do that. That's why it's a good binge show, but not necessarily the best show to watch as it's

being released. I love binging, man. It's just like the only way I can consume my television. Just binging it. Big binge drinker, too. Why do you have to do them like that? Dude, he was so frat back in the day. You're the bingiest?

He would binge nonstop. That's so fucking tight. I was like, dude, this guy got another rack of Keystone. He's about to kill it. Did y'all know that the... Dave didn't drink Keystone. Yeah, I did. That was our high school.

Dude, a 30? We didn't call it a 30 rack. We were 30 packs. That was your cheap beer of choice? Keystone? Yeah. In high school, we were Keystone. You can get a 30 pack. Natty Light

in college. Can I... Someone showed up with a 30 at Keystone. We were kind of rough. Keystone is the worst beer of all time. The worst beer of all time. Bud Ice 5.5. We were... That doesn't count. Yeah. The ice has a different category. The next day, you can predict

what... Natty Ice, like just absolutely terrible. Yeah, it's terrible, but when you're 18 and you have a rack of natty ice. You're just trying to get twisted? Things are lit. Yeah, I hear you. Our go-to cheap beer is Bush Light. See, in Texas, that wasn't really much of a thing.

Oh, I loved it. Yeah, we didn't do Bush. I would drink a Bush Light right now. Is that the Beast? Randy, do you have any Bush Light in your free case? Which one's the Beast? Is that Milwaukee's best? Yeah, the Beast was also bad. It was kind a bush light right now. Is that the Beast? Randy, do you have any bush light in your free case? Which one's the Beast? Is that Milwaukee's best? Yeah, the Beast was also bad.

It was kind of on the same tier as Keystone to me. The Beast was not good. I got no issue with bush light, though. None. That's because it tastes great. Okay. Less filling. It also stimulates the economy.

It does. It hurts nobody besides the people that drink it. It probably hurts quite a few people. Yeah, you got to think it does. Yeah. Also, go tell a friend about the podcast. Also, youtube.com slash watchmedia. We're rating charcuterie boards tonight for happy hour live.

Are you guys aware of this? Are you kidding me? Shark week. Shark week, podcast week, meetup week. It's everything week here. Sheesh. Also, watchmedia.shop. Patreon this week.

We did Bachelorette yesterday. Tomorrow we're doing voicemails. And I've got some news for you guys out there. Whether you're a patron or whether you're someone that's on the fence, we've got some news. You can now subscribe annually and save 10% on your annual subscription to a patron, Patreon membership. That's a hell of a deal. Like, I already couldn't imagine not being optimized at this point, but now that you save 10%, like, what? Like, what are you thinking?

Like, just go opto at this point. You're saving so much money. It's stimulating the economy and hurting nobody. Talk about a good birthday gift. Or come holiday season, a good Christmas gift. There was a dude that felt bad that we were giving him 10% off, so he just made his donation the full amount. Like, that guy's built different.

No one's doing that. That dude's had a good quarter. We need to send him a letter. We need to send him a handwritten letter. Yeah, we appreciate you. We could get Timo to do it since he likes to handwrite things. It's true. It's true. Is Brett

doing the melt right now? I don't know. Is he up there just melting? I think it's happening right now in the other room. Randy says yes, he is. This company, we're just churning out content right now. Churning. There's too much content for people. We're a content factory at this point. He's siphoning our internet. We don't need it right now.

It was allegedly quadrupled, Randy. Yeah, Randy. What happened to that? My internet has never been slower than it is right now, and I'm looking right at Randy. I'm trying to download this Tiffany Amber Thiessen picture, and it's taken a long time. They just released the new Carmen Electra pics on Maxim, and I'm trying to open them up. It's not working. I just found some old Brooke Burke.

Ooh, Brooke, man. Dude, Alicia Cuthbert has some FHM photos that I'm trying to download right now. Is she still married to the hockey player? I don't know. I'd look it up, but I'll let you know in five minutes when my Google loads. I'm willing to sign these votes. Brooke Burke, 90s ghost status. Brooke Burke.

Yeah. Dionne Fanu. She was wild on. Yes, she was. She hawks a Tom's knockoff. And she popped top for some picks that your boy found when he was a teenager. Oh, boy. Dude, you need to chill.

You wouldn't last on Too Hot to Handle. Yeah, you'd be screwed. Not as a teenager. You'd get the bonk award. I'm not getting bonked. I'm willing to donate my internet to Brett. He's in there. He wore his nice jacket today.

He looks like he's about to go give a TED Talk at a startup. Dude, I hate Brett's fit today. I love it. He looks like he's about to pitch an app. South by Southwest in 2011. Dude, the t-shirt underneath the blazer. What are you doing? Some angel investors just waiting to hear his.

He's allegedly going on Shark Tank, but no one can confirm. Yeah. He's about to take your investment and then give you some fake returns reports. We're about to turn that guy loose in Nashville in a few weeks. Don't trust him. He's cooking books. Don't trust him. He might be.

I don't know. What? Do you microwave him like Dylan? Dumbass. What? Where did you microwave them like dylan dumbass what where'd you microwave books you put them in your toaster uh-huh you put our accounting book in your toaster and just took it out you're like now we're good someone asked me to cook i was i don't know what else now we have more money tom sawyer on the panini press going a good day what's your problem dude sorry don't you a big book burner stop Stop. What are you doing?

Didn't the homie come home with some comic books and you were like, fuck this nerd shit and then you started burning them? What's your least favorite book? Oh, gosh. That's a hard question.

It really is. What's the last book you read? I've only read a handful. Does audiobook count? No. Okay. No. It should.

It's the same content just in a different platform. I'm not reading. Any book that has small print and a lot of pages, I hate. I haven't finished a book in a really long time. I finished a book right before our wedding, and I don't think I've read a full book since then. Mine was Salty Piece of Land.

That's tight, dude. That's so sick. And Destin? Yeah. It was different. So we had something hit the timeline yesterday that I think was a little bit of a surprise to all of us. Are you guys familiar with the man named Chet Hanks? I sure am.

He's the son of Tom Hanks, noted Academy Award winner, noted philanthropist. Can I be honest? I hadn't thought about him in a month. During his rise, ascension, I followed him, and then I unfollowed him. Are you not celebrating White Boy Summer? No, I'm not. I'm doing Breezy Boy Summer. Oh.

That's all you got? He just hit me with an oh. Oh, cool, cool. I was trying to do another Chris Brown tie-in, but I just thought I'd let it be. Yeah, maybe chill with the Chris Brown content. I don't know. Yeah, hey, talk to David. He does not get to own the word breezy.

Yeah, no, I agree with David. What? You don't think you walk into Wilma's and it's breezy boy some? Are we doing breezy boy some? Breezy boy some. I'm just saying he's Chris Breezy. And he's also a total shithead. I don't like him.

I don't like the guy. I'll say it. Wow, Dylan is the moral compass of the pod. He's willing to go there. He's a dumb jerk. He's a dumb jerk, he says. Can I play what Chet said to us on Instagram? We're very confused about it.

To his 300-plus thousand followers? I have questions about what's going on here exactly. But yes, please. Sweet. I'll do it. Play the entirety. You play the whole thing. Let me just say.

Both slides. We don't know who. I'm buying Will some time here. You're buying me time. We don't know exactly who's responsible for this, and we don't know why it made it from the Cameo app to his Instagram, but it did, and we're glad it did. Even though we are confused,

we don't know if we're being invited to an event in a different state that takes nine hours to get to. A sick state. Sick. Have you been? No. I've always wanted to go. I think everyone wants to go.

You know what? We had this conversation. I was like, Hawaii's objectively beautiful and from everything I know, awesome. It's just a long flight. So is London. Just drop me off in San Diego. So is London. Drop me off in Cabo.

Okay. Do not compare Cabo to Hawaii. Why? I just did. Because as far as natural aesthetics, they're incomparable. Sometimes I wonder if you've even been to Cabo, because it just doesn't seem like you have. They're incomparable. Dude, I found out recently Dylan's never left the state of Texas.

He's never been to Oklahoma. Do you know what Hawaii looks like? Have you seen pictures? No, I've somehow gone 37 years. Go ahead and go. He's never seen the classic film just go with it with adam sandler and jennifer anderson when we get the internet speed back go on google and look i'm not gonna siphon his net are you ready for those megabytes are for breath i think i figured out

the tech behind this all right you guys prepared let's go i hope you guys have a great white boy summer with all the bros dude but one thing i gotta know is dorn what's your fucking deal dude like everyone wants to know what your deal is dude what's dorn's deal what's your fucking deal dorn dorn what's your fucking deal dude i'm so glad that we got that so so hearing hearing it again it's clear to me that that is a continuation. Continuation. So, okay, the first video on this post that Chet Hanks put up to promote his own cameo. How about you just play it, dog?

You want me to play it and we can talk this out? Yes. I need to figure out what's going on here. I'm still not sure that if we're actually invited to Hawaii or if we're we're not i'm 80 sure what's good pussy boys i'm here to let you know your boy mike wants you three fuck sticks to join him in hawaii as his best man and groomsman you know i might even pop up for the after party and bring mavis and. And that's on me, on Chet. So you better show up to Mike fucking Flanagan's wedding in October, bitch. If you guys know what's really fucking good for you, let's go.

Who's Mavis? Not sure who Mavis is. Is Mike Flanagan, is he referring to the producer of The Haunting of Bly Manor? Dude, it's M. Flans. Everyone knows M. Flans. Probably not. He's getting married in Hawaii in October.

Probably a different Mike. Okay, here's the question. I have two questions. First, are these two different cameos, or are we actually being invited to be the groomsmen in someone's wedding in Hawaii? I'm going to assume the latter and not the former. I always have to think really long about former versus latter. It takes me a really long time.

It's so unnecessary. Okay, when you guys first heard it, obviously you thought that they were two separate videos. That is correct. I did. That is correct. So I was like, are we going to Hawaii? You guys are like, what the hell are you talking about?

I interpret it as we are invited to Hawaii. Three fucksticks, three of us. We are fucksticks. Who's the best man? That was my next question. Collectively. No, no, no. No, it doesn't sound like it. We can't have a collective best man.

We need to fight to the death. It's on Mike. Yeah, we need M-Flands to hit us up. Do we have a backer named Mike Flanagan? And is he getting married in October? And are we allowed to go to this wedding? Isn't Mike Flanagan the Lord of the Dance guy named Mike Flanagan? And is he getting married in October? And are we allowed to go to this wedding? Isn't Mike Flanagan the Lord of the Dance guy? Mike Flanagan. Like the dude on the commercials?

Correct. That was like Mike O. Flanagan or something like that. It's very similar. I don't know. Wasn't he Irish? Am I making some generalizations right now? No, he definitely was. I don't know if we have a list.

Michael Flatley. Glad we got to the bottom of that. What we need is we need him from Mike Flanagan to speak up. Like, yeah, that was me. Yeah. Whoever purchased this video. We need to know right now because we need to start planning our trip to Hawaii to be your best man. So for a minute.

We're going to show up and we're going to be like that worst of story. Like, oh, sorry. The wrong guys were invited. I invited the wrong podcast. Are you guys not the Comptown guys? Exactly. Dave's going to end up being the best podcast. Are you guys not the Comptown guys? Exactly. Dave's going to end up being the best man. Dave's getting tattooed on backers.

Dave's got Breezy Boy Summer working for him. Dave's everybody's favorite. One backer. I'm going to get you tattooed. Ooh, should we get tattoos at the meetup? Should we get a tattoo artist to be at the meetup and tattoo our faces on the backers? Do not tempt me with a tattoo time. Because I have it in me.

The tattoo bug is there. It's just waiting to surface. I'll get one at some point. You already have one. You have one on your butt. I'll get another one at some point. Didn't you get the – what did you get on your ass? The Whataburger logo?

David, stop. You know what it is. No, I really don't. I can't remember. I'm going to get a duck't remember my ass but it's gonna be doing a horns down you can get it dude that's 15 yards bro scc scc scc i hate i hate it i called into fine bomb yesterday do you guys see that i saw that yeah that's crazy i'm a big fine bomb guy scc i'm leaving this town once this move happens.

Dude, we're in SEC city now, dude. I'm moving to Dallas. I'm going to try to get into SMU. Probably get waitlisted again. The SEC is obviously sicker than Big 12, right? Like 10 times sicker, yes. Okay, I just wanted to get that out there. I'm excited to be in SEC town now.

Big 12 is not trash. I've always hated the Big 12. Pull the tape. Always hated it. My rankings go Big 10, SEC, Pac-12, Big 12. Mine goes SEC, Big 10, ACC, Big 12, Pac-12. Damn. Why'd you do the Pac-12 like that, dude?

They're on the Pacific side. You got no love for the 10 o'clock start? What's your problem? I love the 10 o'clock start. What conference is Hawaii? The WAC, dude. Something Dylan's not allowed to handle. I love a good 11pm

kickoff. Oh, those are crazy. Yeah, let's fucking ride. Okay. Do we know what island in Hawaii this is on? I've never been to Hawaii and we tossed out doing Hawaii for our honeymoon, which never happened. So now I'm looking for an excuse to go to Hawaii. I mean, I think we just got one.

Dude, I'm trying to get laid. Do you get it? It's spelled differently. It's actually a lay that you put on, like the necklace, the traditional necklace thing. Are you done? I'm trying to get laid. Are you done? Did y'all see the dude?

Was he a Tunisian? Was he Tongan? The swole dude who's at all the Olympic ceremonies. He's all oiled up and shirtless. He did it again. He's looking all jacked. He's not a fencer. I'm sorry.

I think he's Taekwondo. I missed that. Okay. I don't know why I brought it up in the first place, genuinely. All my ladies know what I'm talking about. Ladies, yeah. Hey, ladies. I got distracted because someone tweeted us the photo of Ted Cruz in his workout gear.

It's not Roback, I'll tell you that much right now. He's such a boner. He's tonguing. Ted Cruz'll tell you that much right now. He's such a boner. He's Tongan. Ted Cruz? No, the shirtless guy. To be honest, Dave, I honestly haven't been watching that much Olympics for some reason. He's like always a meme because he's hot and ripped and he's oiled up. He pops top at the ceremony and you have to respect it.

Dude, if that's what it takes to be a meme, why am I not a meme yet? Great question. Are we going to Hawaii or not? I don't know. that's what it takes to be a meme, why am I not a meme yet? Great question. Are we going to Hawaii or not? I don't know. That's what I really want to know at this point. This dude's rocked up. Would you blame Hawaii? Dave is obsessed with this Tongan guy.

Yeah, dude, chill. Calm down, dog. It's like it's too hot to handle over here and Dave can't control himself. I'm about to cost you some money. They can't keep his pants on. I'm wearing shorts and they're on. Would you blame Hawaii if they were like, all right, we're just going to go do our own thing, America, later?

No. They probably, yeah. They should do that. I mean, like. I want to show passport. What do you mean? I'm worried my passport's expired. Mine's about to.

I'm in the process of renewing. You need to do that quickly because apparently there's massive delays because of the pandemic. Yeah, and a lot of people didn't realize that their passports were expiring. I'm going to expedite it, dog. How long are they good for? Like 10 years? Hard to say, really. Yeah, no one really knows.

I got mine re-upped before our honeymoon. You got that re-upped? I'm Gucci. Oh, if you're good, then I'm good. I don't know. I might have gotten some special treatment really yeah the guy who got me tattooed on his shoulder works for the uh passport company really the volch bro works for the passport company let's shout out to volch bro my offer still stands i will pay to get the mustache added to your tattoo you hit me up please take him up on this. I want this to happen.

But then I feel obligated to not shave, and I will be shaving this thing at some point. Yeah, that means that, yeah, if you get that. Then you just get it removed. I'm not paying for the removal. That's very expensive from what I understand. Didn't you have to get that one removed? Mm-hmm.

It was problematic. What was it? Wasn't it John Wayne on a horse? We've got to hear from this guy. I need clarification. Yeah. DM us, please. Didn't you get Don Vito on your butt?

Actually, just send an email to us. You know our emails. My theory is that Chet, being Chet, he put the videos on Instagram in the incorrect order. That's what I think happened here. So you think that Chet, the pioneer of White Boy Summer, you think that he is not technically sound enough to figure out how to post consecutive videos? I just think Chet just kind of flies by the seat of his pants,

and he's like, fuck it, let's just ride with these. I'm rocking with these videos. And that's on Chet, as he said in the video. Sheesh. If I knew that our flight was paid for and our room and board was also paid for and it was all-inclusive and Chet might be there, I would definitely go. So, Mr. Flanagan, let us know. Randy loves nothing more than that. Sheesh. Let us know. Randy loves nothing more than that.

Sheesh. No, Randy's the sheesh guy in the office. So epic. Our cool college interns don't even think that's funny. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. The sheesh thing? Maybe they don't think it's funny when we do it.

They're like, it's kind of sad. It's like when you're like family reunion, like one of your uncles drinks too much and like starts trying to be funny and it's funny when we do it. It's kind of sad. It's like when you're at a family reunion, one of your uncles drinks too much and starts trying to be funny, and it's not funny. We're the drunk uncles. We are uncles. Congratulations to us. Let me be the first to congratulate us.

That's huge. Yeah. We are all uncles. Pat yourself on the back. It's big. Hey, we've got a meet-up coming up on Saturday. You guys aware of this? Sure am.

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Are we getting the watermelon packs? I'm not willing to drop that intel yet. Wow. I want it to be a surprise. I want it to be a surprise when people pull up. I want it to be a surprise to me. I don't even want to know, so I'll roll up in there. I'm just scared, dude.

If the watermelons are there, it's on site. The new ones? I want the lemonades, though. You want some lemonades? Oh, you want the new, new watermelons. I want that new, new. So the new one is just watermelon? No.

It's not a watermelon lemonade? It's a series of watermelon. That's four new Flaves. Okay. Watermelon. I think watermelon is part of each Flav. Well, that wasn't. Watermelon.

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Will you buy me some time before we jump into this next one? Yeah, we'll do it. Do you need a tinky break? Yeah, I'm doing the thing I didn't want to do. Classic Dave. Something's never changed with this guy. Look at this quad. Dave, no one can hear you. No one can hear you right now. What's your problem?

Why did he show me his quad? It's supposed to be a tinky break. Dylan, do you know what you're wearing? Have you laid out your clothes for the meetup yet? Like I'm going to reveal my shit to you? To you? Did I ask what you're wearing? Have you laid out your clothes on your bed?

Are you serious? Is the homie going to make an appearance? I know what I'm wearing from the waist down so far. But the shirt? TBD. TBD, bitch. Does your collar camp or is it more of an indoorsy type? You're going to see, dog.

I'm a little worried that my camp collar shirt's dirty. I wore it to a pretty sloppy couples dinner a couple weeks ago. And I haven't actually looked at the shirt since I hung it back up that night. So I do have some concerns around my camp collar. I don't want to go get it dry cleaned right now I'm a little worried that my fit is gonna go so hard There you can show up and see it and just like I got to go home and change you're gonna feel so bad It's gonna happen. I always I always just think that whenever I see you dressed. I'm like, oh man I got to go change Dylan looks so swaggy. You already know what shoes I'm wearing

What you're fucking Birkenstocks? Those aren't Birks, dog. Birks would never. You're wearing your Crocs? Odds you wear Crocs to the meet-up. I'm not wearing Crocs. Odds you wear Crocs to the meet-up.

One in 5,000. You're such a... I'm not wearing Crocs, dog. You're such a wimp when it comes to doing odds. I have to go out and buy Crocs. So?

I can see you being a Croc guy around the house. Don't you have plantar fasciitis or whatever? Yeah, that's why I have my Osos? What are they called? I don't fucking know. I don't know either. croc guy around the house. Don't you have plantar fasciitis or whatever? Yeah, that's why I have my... Oso? What are they called?

I don't fucking know. I don't know either. Oso is bear in Spanish. Are you aware of that? Oso? Oso. That's kind of sick. You know how I remembered that back in the day?

Because they're Oso scary. Can I say... We talked about this before the pod. Oh, I guess the Tinky Break segment's over. It is. I've ended it officially and back. You're a quick Tinkier, man. That was a big-ass Tinky. I have a small bladder. It's not a lot to unload. It's like the size of a segment's over. It is. I've ended it officially. I'm back. You're a quick Tinkier, man. That was a big-ass Tinky.

I have a small bladder. It's not a lot to load. It's like the size of a thimble, that bladder. Okay, anyway, please stop objectifying my blad. Blad Guerrero over here. Seriously, though, someone has spilled coffee in the hallway, and it's not just like one big puddle. It was clearly like a series of spills.

Did they spill it into their shoe and then it's just dripping out of their shoe as they walked down the hallway? Maybe they're doing a shoeie with coffee. Maybe they're celebrating a big quarter too. It's so much coffee that it's impossible not to notice spilling that much. They could hear it and they could see it and it probably got on them. But more importantly, it leads right up to our door. everyone thinks it's us and i thought it was us i was like i okay randy i still might think it's us honestly it just stops at our door it's like a it's like a ghost coffee and it's no one in here because you brought me some we were proud we were framed i think

i did bring you they using this to get us out of our lease that i brought you booming booming loud today thank you yeah after you criticize my bladder you're the one who brought I did bring you some Boomin Loud. Are they using this to get us out of our lease? They're finally acknowledging that I brought you Boomin Loud today. Thank you. Yeah. After you criticized my bladder, you're the one who brought me the Boomin Loud. Uh-huh. It was so loud. Are they trying to kick us out?

They want this real estate? They're building a case against us. They spill coffee in the hallway. You breached the lease, Hoss. They say stupid shit on their podcast. We can hear them through the walls. What is it? A disruption.

That's all. I just want to say, if you're in this building and you're listening, this is not us. Yeah, it? A disruption. That's all. I just want to say, if you're in this building and you're listening, this is not us. Yeah, it's not us. We didn't track coffee down the entire hallway. We're good tenants. Yeah. You can make a case that our entire office slash studio doesn't look the best it's ever looked right now. It's kind of in flux. It's kind of Randy. On Randy

for sure, 100%. Hey, can we get to the actual segment? Yeah, yeah. I think we all came up with a few predictions for the meetup. You can never predict how the... Actually, this is kind of how Touching Base even started. We did predictions ahead of the EDM cruise.

Have you guys written down three predictions for this? I've got them mentally written down. I do. I didn't team with them. See, I typed it into my notes app. Are you guys familiar with the notes app? It's where celebrities apologize from. I just opened up a Google Drive document. Oh, cool, dude.

You're in the cloud. Have fun getting your information fucking stolen. Oh, they're going to look at my three predictions for the fucking meetup? What's your first prediction, dog? How about you go first? No, I want you to go first. All right. Dylan's fit will go the hardest.

No, no, no, no, no. That is absolutely not happening. Why do you always make it about yourself? People are going fit will go the hardest. No, no, no, no, no. That is absolutely not happening. Why do you always make it about yourself? People are going to be talking about it. God, Dylan's went so crazy, stupid hard. No, that's absolutely not going to happen. I guarantee it. Oh, it's going to go crazy.

I guarantee it. It's going to go absolutely nuts. Let me give one that's not praising myself. Cool Adam will show up about an hour into it and will immediately be the the star of the show so i had a different i had a prediction in the same vein but not about cool adam most of these people have probably been to meetups and have met us and like understand that like we're we're not that cool in person doesn't mean you shouldn't show up because you get to meet cool Adam and Timo. Are we underwhelming in person?

I didn't want to say anything. I am. I've heard that you take the wind out of everyone's sails when you go to a meetup. Who told you that? Numerous backers did the last one. Because you went to dinner in the middle of the last one, and all the backers were like, Oh, thank God.

We can finally loosen up around here. Dad's gone. I feel like I'm pretty fun at those things. You should have just eaten a burger at the last one. I think the most popular person at the next meetup is unfortunately going to be Randy. It is. That's a great point. It's 100% going to be Randy because Randy's been to numerous meetups.

The first time I met Randy was at the meetup in Chicago. But Randy has never been to a meetup as the video man Randy said. One of my predictions has Randy in it, and it's in the same vein of what you just said. Randy will 100% be the most popular person at this meetup. Yeah. Mainly, I think for a few reasons. I think, one, he's new. Two, I think that Randy is going to be willing to do things that I'm not willing to do, like

take shots. Like the guy in the Fyre Fest documentary? Hold on. Do we have some Evian we need to free up for the entire crew? Jeez, Dave. Make sure to mix in some waters at the meetup, guys. I feel like Randy's going to be very popular with the ladies there. Really?

Yeah, that's not officially one of my predictions. I think he's outside of the interns. I don't know their status. I don't ask those things. Is Randy going to wear a leather jacket? I think he's the only single one. Is he going to wear he's outside of the interns i don't know their status i don't ask those things um is randy gonna wear the only single one is he gonna wear a leather jacket to the meet it might be a little hot for that let me just say this i think this thing is gonna be about 98 outside so don't wear a leather jacket if you're thinking about it what about a leather shacket that's a different story can a shacket be leather imagine being the guy known for a shacket and then like soliciting like uh tips tips for how to get a new shacket.

Like, what shacket he should wear. I'm not saying that's anybody in general. Is Michael Jordan asking for help on his free throws? Why are you talking about your shackets on Twitter, looking for people to send you links and shit? It's embarrassing. I didn't do that. You basically did that. You basically did it.

Oh, that is such bullshit. I was just letting you know that if you haven't already started thinking about your shacket this season, you're too far behind. That's so stupid. We've got to plan ahead for these things. That's so stupid. Just like planning your Black Friday sale in March. That's when you start to think about it.

Really? You're the e-com guy. That's e-com 101. Everybody knows that. Do you have any other predictions, Dylan? Randy is going to get sniped making out with someone. Really? I don't put this on him.

He's going to get sniped. Oh, Randy's going to get sniped. He's going to get sniped. Is he going to be at Eisenhower's or is he going to be at somewhere after Eisenhower's? Say about it. He's going to be at, what's the place? Barbarella. No.

Thankfully, this is on a Saturday, so it can't be Fuck Me, Fuck Me Friday. He's going to be in there grinding to like a UB40 or something. Oh, if there's UB40 at the meetup, it's over. My chinos are going to be dead weight at that point. Yeah, don't wear your best chinos unless you want them ruined. Please don't. It's too hot for chinos. I'm going to be wearing tech material downstairs.

Some listeners are going to take a liking to Randy. Well, a few of them are. And he's going to have his eye on one of them. They're going to start making origami together. And one thing is going to take a liking to Randy. Well, a few of them are. And he's going to have his eye on one of them. They're going to start making origami together. And one thing's going to lead to another. And he's going to get a little sloppy. Do you think any girls are going to show up with an origami rose for Randy? Yeah.

And they're going to pin it to his leather jacket like it's homecoming? They're going to go pregame brunch at Banger's and then bring over a napkin from Banger's that's a rose for Randy? He's going to be instantly just smitten. That would be beautiful. Are there people flying in for this? Yes. Yes. Let me just say this.

If you're looking to eat before and on Rainy Street, while there are options, be prepared to eat outside. Eat outside. David. You need to chill. Via 313, for example. Great outside. David. You need to chill. Like, via 313, for example. Great spot, going to be crowded, and you're going to have to probably eat outside. Probably going to have to wait two hours for a pizza, based on how many people are going to be down there. And if you're going to get in the pool, don't eat 30 minutes before, or give you at least 30 minutes.

Can I make one last Randy prediction before we move on from Randy? I think Randy's not going to recover from this meetup until Thursday at the earliest. Dude, Randy's more hungover than any of us these days. It's shocking. He takes hangovers very poorly. How old are you, 26? 27? Yeah, his birthday's April 5th.

27 was the age for me. Yeah. Randy still is trying to drink like he's sub-27, but he's 27. 27 is the age I realized it. Didn't stop trying to continue it until like 30s. I was like, dude, I'm fine. I have major concerns over New Orleans. I haven't done something like that in a long time.

Are we playing golf? I'm not. Fuck. Do you want my next prediction? If you want to play golf with me in New Orleans in August, let me know. Or is it in August? You can't just dip on the bachelor party and go play golf. What are you doing? I don't want to drink all day. I want to play golf with me in New Orleans in August, let me know. Or is it in August? You can't just dip on the bachelor party

and go play golf. What are you doing? I don't want to drink all day. I want to play golf with the boys. I want to drink all day with Dave. No, you don't.

And party every night. There you go. It's not... Okay. Can I make my next prediction? Please. This one's about Dylan. Let's ride.

Okay. Is it about my fit, dog? This says, Dylan tells me he's fading at about 5 p.m. and needs to eat something. Yeah, that's going to happen. That's 1,000% happening. Yeah. There is a food truck at Eisenhower's. Dude, it's hot out here.

I need to eat something. They have sneaky good fried Brussels sprouts from that trailer out right outside. Why do you bring that up? You know I can't have Brussels sprouts anymore. It's a trigger food. I'm sorry, man. And yet you still continue to eat it and bring it up in front of me. I'm sorry, dog.

You know I've got divertic. Yeah. Catch Bay and I out there just going to town on brussies. Is she going to be there? Oh, yeah. She was telling me that she may not go. She had a previous engagement. She was going to go to the soccer game, but she's no longer going to the soccer game.

So she will be available all day. Oh, Dorn. Oh, Dorn. Oh, Dorn. Oh, Dorn. What are you doing? Dorn. Dorn.

What's your deal? Dude, I'm fading, dude. I need to go get something to eat. Where should we go? I need something to eat. That could happen. I can't drink for more than two hours. What are you doing?

Shut up, dude. Your boy can straight up get after you. My prediction also, someone will bring smelling salts. My prediction is that I will not get near them. I will. Let me tell you this. I don't even care. I don't care.

I will take your smelling salts. I smell them up. I take your smelling salts. I smell them up. Another prediction I have is that the night will not end at Eisenhower's. I'm a smelly man. Well, I have some news for you. We could go

to the new lounge near campus called Crew. C-R-U. It's kind of like Clay. It's the new CBD cocktail bar and hookah lounge from Real Housewives ex-fiance. I cannot tell you this. Sounds like the worst place ever. I want to tell you. You don't want to go to a CBD cocktail and hookah lounge?

Sounds like the worst place ever. It sounds like a chill sitch. I don't need those three things combined. Those three things may be fine individually, but I don't need CBD in my cocktail. Why? You don't want to magically cure your ailments with some CBD? While getting twisted?

Dude, I took CBD last night, but I didn't drink with it. I feel like it's just unnecessary. You're not wrong. Unless there's a CBD alcohol company that wants to sponsor us, in which case I may change my tune. Do you guys want my next prediction? My final prediction for the meetup? Let's go. Let's hear it, bitch.

Well, as you know, Brett has some other engagements on Saturday. He has to go to Houston for a wedding. I didn't want to bring this up. And Brett's plan... I didn't want to bring this up. Are we allowed to bring this up? I don't know. What's his plan? I have fears that Brett's

schedule is going to get behind schedule. His plan is to spend one hour at the meetup and then dip and drive straight to a wedding ceremony in Houston. Not just like outskirts Houston, not Katy. Like Memorial. I've run the numbers. I did the math.

I've driven to Houston numerous times. If he executes this plan proficiently, right on schedule. Perfect execution. Perfect execution. No traffic. Nothing goes wrong.

Flawless victory. Then he rolls up to this ceremony right as it's starting. Right as it's starting. What I'm trying to say is it's not going to happen. Will, have you seen The Graduate? Yeah. You know the scene with Mrs. Robinson playing? That's going to be Brett rolling up to the wedding. Yeah. You know the scene with Mrs. Robinson playing? Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

That's going to be Brett rolling up to the wedding. Jesus loves you more than you will know. I saw them in concert. Simon and Garfunkel. That's cool. Dude. Both of them. The funk band.

Did he play You Can Call Me Al? He did. They each did a little solo set. That's a favorite golf course song of mine. A lot of people headed to the concessions when Garfunkel did his solo stuff. That's mean. Yeah, I thought it was a little unnecessary. But you're Garfunkel.

You're not Paul Simon. You know what you are. You know you rode those coattails for a long enough time. You're the funk. Yeah, you're the funk man. Take a back seat. The fact that he's letting you play your solo stuff is very nice of him. Yeah.

I don't have any more predictions. Do you have any more written down, Dylan? I've got one. You guys just kind of glossed over my prediction about the night not ending at Eisenhower's. Oh, yeah. But it's whatever. There is no official after party, but I'm sure we'll think of one. We're going to have to get dinner off at some point.

Who's dinner? Oh, this guy. You're getting us, if you come Saturday, if you get there Saturday, if you get there Saturday, you're getting us at our peak. We're peaking.

What do you mean? We're peaking, right? This week. Podcast week. Peaky blinders. We're peaking. You? This week. Podcast week. Peaky blinders. Oh, it is podcast week. We're peaking. You think Chet will be there? Twin peaks. I swear, if Chet shows up, it's an all-nighter. And Mike Flanagan? If M. Flans is there, it's over.

I hope the guy who stole our debit card shows up so I can whip his ass. Someone stole our debit card and bought like $360 worth of stuff at Academy. You got like resistance bands. You know who, you know who this happened to? Because I lost the car. No, Randy gave it to Jared and Jared went to Academy and bought a bunch of shit with it. And now they know that we're going to dispute it.

Off the Academy clearance rack? Yeah, now we're going to dispute it and J-Bone gets a bunch of free polos. He bought a bunch of Antigua golf polos. Yeah. He's going to have Brighter on with Formula Bound. Someone, that really happened. Shout out to Chase Bank. He's going to have Brighter on with Formula Bone. That really happened. Shout out to Chase Banks. I'm going to have my own pit crew.

I hate it. Should we start calling fans of Formula Bone the spit crew? That's terrible. Just make Jared mad? I mean, I'm fine with that. Anything that makes Jared a little upset get him hot under the collar let me make a prediction

I will take a lot of photos we all will but this is specifically for me I will take a number of photos that I will be tagged in later and I will be disgusted at how horrible I look because I will be sweaty and I will probably be intoxicated I'll probably be look because I will be sweaty and I will just, I will probably be intoxicated.

I'll probably be bloated. I'll probably have just had like a cold brew and a hamburger or something. You going hat or no hat? What do you think? I don't know. You really going to make me go hatless? He's capping, dude. I'm not going to switch it up for the meetup.

All right, then. Dude, we're going to be outside. I don't want the dome getting burned. The sweat factor might make me bring a hat. the meet up. All right, dude, we're going to be outside. I don't want the, the, the dome getting burned. The sweat factor might, might make me bring a hat. It's going to be a sweaty boy out there. That's why I'm going breezy boy.

Right. Are you going to wear a full linen suit? Stay tuned. I'm going to wear my tuxedo. And my pop top? You take your shirt off? Probably not, actually. Do it.

I'm not going to do that. Do it. Shirt stays on. I'll tell the games you've been putting on. Thanks. Tiniest arms at the meetup, I'll buy you a drink. Holy shit. You show up.

You show me how tiny your arms are. Is this men and women? I will buy you a drink. There's categories for each. Hey, can I issue a statement speaking of tiny arms? Look, I know my arms are beautifully tiny. You see me in the gym. You don't have to ask me my secret. Yes, you do.

It's happened twice now. It's a good bit. Yes, you do. That's a good bit. Shout out to Jacob from the gym, and I think John from the pool. I like that bit. Who had his baby with him as he approached me to ask me the secret to my beautifully tiny arms.

Was it DaBaby? No, he did not have the noted hip-hop star DaBaby with him. It was Little Baby, actually. Do we have any more predictions for this meetup or should we move on? We can move on. Never mind. I don't want to speculate about the Brett thing anymore. Let's talk Woodstock.

You've been very excited for this. Woodstock. I have anxiety about Brett. I do, too. Major anxiety. I'm uncomfortable. High anxiety. Yeah.

Anyway, Woodstock. You said, let's move on. Let's not talk about Brett. Introduces the Woodstock segment. Goes back to... He move on. Let's not talk about Brett. Introduces the Woodstock segment. Goes back to... He's toast. I don't know what he's thinking. If Caroline's listening right now, I hope he shows up.

No, we're not forcing him to be there. No, I want him there. No, at the wedding, I mean. I want him both places at once, but I know that's not feasible. Let's talk Woodstock real quick. Recently, Bell Simmons, executive, produced a feature. It's a ringer dock, right? Yeah, the way that this is structured on HBO makes it seem like there's going to be numerous episodes about Woodstock.

No, no, no, but I think it's just, I don't think it is. It's just a music show in the first episode was a two-hour episode about Woodstock 99. If they wanted to do a Woodstock 94, I would be in on it, too. Even though it was less controversial than Woodstock 99. Yeah, I feel like Woodstock 94 got very much overlooked by Woodstock 99. It did, but not for good reasons. I mean, you know, because of the negativity associated with 99. We both watched this.

Dylan, you did not watch this. No. I thought you watched it. No. I think he was referring to actual Woodstock from 99. Dylan, are there any bands that were at Woodstock 99 that you would actually want to go see? Can you list me a few that you think I might like?

Kid Rock. No. Jewel. I'm looking now. Counting Crows. Sheryl Crow. No. You wouldn't see Sheryl Crow.

DMX. Great songwriter. Yeah. Fat Boy Slim. No. Ice Cube. Jamiroquai. Maybe.

I do like Jamiroquai. Wait. Los Lobos? Stop, stop, stop. Clip that. What? I like Jamiroquai. What Lobos? Stop, stop, stop. Clip that. What? I like Jamiroquai. What?

You're a big virtual insanity guy? Yeah. Is it because he keeps his songs in the cloud like you? That crazy hat. I couldn't tell you names of a bunch of their songs. Sugar Ray. Hell no. Wyclef Jean and the Refugee All-Stars.

No. You wouldn't see Wyclef? No. I'd rather see Ice Cube. Unless he had Lauryn Hill with him. Nah. I mean, if the Fugees decide to tour again, we're going there.

We're doing that. What were your takeaways from this documentary, Dave? If you're new to the podcast, and if you've never really heard us talk about Woodstock 99 before, Dave and I have a habit of maybe having a couple beers late at night on a

weekend where we've got nothing to do. And we end up watching very long extended scenes and sets from Woodstock 99 for some reason. The day I figured out, this is going to make me sound old, that I could pull up just a regular YouTube app on my TV, on my smart TV. It's not your grandma's TV. This is a smart TV. And I could just pop anything into it, like it's YouTube on my computer. That was the day that I knew if I had a Saturday night and nobody was in Verdansk, I knew what I was doing.

Because at least twice a year I revisit Rage Against the Machine's entire set from Woodstock 99. Sometimes I don't ever watch the full Korn set, but I do jump in on some certain songs. I'll watch Got the Life for the Korn set and then kind of just like move on from there. I was never a big Korn guy. Sure, sure. But it makes it fun seeing how into it the crowd is.

But in 1999, so I was probably freshman, high school, maybe a sophomore. I was in on this. And think i i think i convinced my parents to do the pay-per-view let me watch it did you i'm surprised you didn't try to convince your parents to let you go since it was in like no western new york no that's even in that's a great point i don't i didn't have a driver's license then and i wasn't gonna fly i got my driver's license last week just like we always talked about no no i've never seen a man more out of a segment than dylan right now well dude dylan has no clue what happened i have nothing to say about this so the bait the majority of this was about a set would you say like would you say how

would you describe what this was actually about what the moral of the story is um is that young white men in in the late 90s had a lot of pent-up anger there was a lot of aggression in the late 90s uh when you combine that with um record-setting heat in an outdoor festival very very poor facilities bathroom uh four dollar bottles of water which i mean this is 1999 was it the same site as the original woodstock where they do it they didn't know they did not do it in the same one they did this on a military base in rome new york okay the first the original next military they had bought a large plot of land and just had the festival out there but because of the infrastructure from this base also in new york though right yes yeah and i believe that because of this this military base,

I thought they would have some infrastructure to make the festival updated and stuff like that. They did not have proper... Turns out it didn't work. No, it didn't work. The security was lax. What were they called? The Peace?

The Peace Patrol. Peace Patrol. They kind of failed. And it was just an absolute shit show um they basically culminating into uh fires and i guess you could call it riots but they which was the mud one is that 94 94 but there was mud at this one but it was the bad mud the mud that comes from your body butt mud body mud body mud butt mud. Body mud. Body mud.

But not like a mud mask that you'd get at the spa. This is the bad stuff. Mud butt. People thought they were jumping around and rolling around in mud like 94, but it turns out it was doo-doo, baby. Dave, if there was one show that you wish you could have gone to live at Woodstock 99 what would be the one show that you would have done I said this on Twitter but I'm so mad that um I was uh taking a shower in the water fountains when Buck Cherry performed I was so mad Buck Cherry actually there Buck Cherry was absolutely there did this did this documentary taint Woodstock 99 for you when it comes to re-watching some of your favorite sets from then,

knowing what was going on outside of just what was on stage? I knew that there was people that were just... I knew there was bad shit going on in the crowd. Because MTV covered it pretty well. MTV had to get out of there early because they were being threatened and they knew something bad was about to happen. MTV had to get out of there early because they were being threatened and they knew something bad was about to happen. They had to escort them out.

They got Carson Daly, Tabitha, all our favorites out of there. Shout out Tabitha Soren. Just a 90s crush of mine. Redhead Will. I only have one redhead in my life, David. Actually two now because my son is redheaded. Is it Michael Flanagan? Oh, it's Michael O'Flanagan.

It's Michael Flatley. That's cute, Will. Shots on my gingers. But, honestly, there was a lot I forgot about. I didn't realize that Megadeth closed out the festival. Because I was not a Megadeth guy, and I was like, wait, what? Something I found interesting was the fact that when shit was really hitting the fan, the fires are starting, people are taking things too far, breaking stuff,

like when Fred Durst was crowd surfing on plywood and shit like that. I thought it was interesting that the festival organizers asked Fred Durst as well as Anthony Kiedis to kind of tell the crowd like, hey, is there any way you guys can like chill out the crowd a little bit? And both of them just went the complete opposite direction. And at first I was like, oh, that's kind of shitty of like Anthony Kiedis to finish with a fire. Yeah, fire. But at the same time, at that point, I don't think that you can rely on the most responsible people in the room to be the red hot chili peppers who fancy themselves as rock stars who will let anything happen. I blame them a little bit more than Limp Bizkit because Limp Bizkit, like they were before the fires. And like you're telling like you you bring Limp Bizkit because of their live show, because of like how into it the fans get.

And you tell them to go out there and be like, guys chill out that's not why you brought them there the chili peppers they could see the fires happening like it was very visible from the stage so i kind of hold them uh to a different standard a little bit um did prodigy already play so they were in the crowd just starting fires rest in peace yeah that's over dylan's head he's got no clue that's very dated reference. Can you name any Prodigy songs? I've never heard of the band. You've seen their shit.

You just don't realize it, Dylan. Probably, yeah. You just don't get it. That's how these things usually work. But, dude, even, like, in 99, I remember being uncomfortable with, so, you know, I'm, like, 15, 16, or whatever I was, and, like, the camera guys were showing a ton of topless girls. And like you would see guys just like groping.

And I remember then it was like, dude, what the fuck? This is fucked up, man. Were you kind of surprised that the one band that spoke out about it was The Offspring? I didn't remember The Offspring being there. And the documentary was, the documentary was interesting because like they showed them like, they kind of spun it as like they were being aggressive because they did the boy band thing where he put like uh mannequins out there with the backstreet boys or in sync and like beat him with a bat and then on the other hand they showed them like being like dude chill the fuck out with that yeah um i kind of i gained

a lot of respect for the offspring after this yeah i actually liked the offspring a lot back it was one of the first cds i ever owned i loved it. I thought Pretty Fly for a White Guy was a little hokey, but the rest of that album I kind of really enjoyed. It just made me glad that I've never tried to crowd surf also. Oh, I've crowd surfed. Never have. I didn't get groped. No.

I didn't get groped. Because you're a guy. Yeah, I'm just a really generic-looking lame dude. But just getting dropped on your head. Thank you, handsome. Thank you. I looked over at you hoping for a compliment i got you man i appreciate that getting dropped getting dropped separating your shoulder it always scared me i mean i wasn't scared of anything

um no my my favorite part is um and i i can't get past this every time is like looking at the side of the stage for limp biscuits set and rages set and they're there in a Sacramento Kings jersey is, at the time, Puff Daddy. Yes. This is 1999 Puff Daddy. Dylan's friend. So he's obviously a big star, but like- Front of the program. A couple years into the music scene.

And it was just interesting watching him, and I like to think about what he was thinking as he's watching Fred Durst do Nookie or whatever. Dylan, were you aware that they thought about doing Woodstock 50? Also in New York? August 16th, 17th, and 18th of 2019? I was going to guess 2019, 50 years after the Ridge. No, I did not know. Do you want to hear the headliners for this?

Why didn't it happen? Because I think they were just smart. Because the promoters, they come off as total morons. COVID didn't exist then. 2019? It's called COVID-19. Isn't it called 19 because it's the 19th variant of COVID? I believe because it started in 2019.

I don't think you're right. Am I not right? I don't think you're right. I think it's a convenient thing. Randy's cracking up over there. Randy knows the answer. I mean, it did start in 2019, though. That's just a fact. You're correct.

Did it? Did it? No, I think they canceled it because of just the aura. Yeah, that makes much more sense. Do you want to hear the headliners from it? The Killers, Miley Cyrus, Santana. This has checked two boxes. Santana, not one of them.

Dead & Company, Chance the Rapper, Sturgill. Okay. Jay-Z. Seen him before. Good at ACL, but don't have to see him again. Imagine Dragons. You're a big Imagine Dragons guy. Love him, man.

Jay-Z was awesome at ACL. I loved that show. He was really good. I'll be the first to admit I was too high. That's a good lineup. Somebody passed me a joint mid-Jay-Z show, and it sent me to the moon. And at one point, I couldn't figure out what songs were even playing. That's a really good lineup.

You couldn't figure out which songs were playing. I remember's a really good lineup. You couldn't figure out which songs were playing. I remember just being like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. I think it was due to an old co-worker of ours who also has a podcast currently with another old co-worker of ours. I think it was the fault of them. Okay. Would you recommend the documentary for people? Yeah, even if this isn't your wheelhouse of music, it is interesting to see what can happen

when a poorly put together event like this. It's interesting if you go to festivals now and compare it to that, because ACL, they talked about, what's the one? The one in California, the other festival. Coachella. They talked about Coachella,

and it's night and day, and how this stuff, we're better prepared for it now, and we don't have these incidents again because, although ACL is kind of expensive, but to even get in is expensive, so you kind of know going in that you're going to have to spend $6 for water or something stupid. Dude, I can't wait to be at ACL this year while George Strait's on stage and I just start an SEC chant in the crowd. I fucking hate you. I can't wait to be at ACL this year while I don't even think I'm going. While George Strait's on stage and I just start an SEC chant in the crowd.

I fucking hate you. I can't wait. I don't like you. SEC! SEC! If you chant SEC at the meetup, I'm having you removed. No, we're doing an SEC chant. No. Yeah, I do recommend it. You get a little bit of, if this was your wheelhouse of music, you get a little nostalgia. You probably

don't remember all of the bad shit that happened and you get to find out that one of the guys who helped promoted it who is on there is just a total asshole total scumbag has no idea has no self-awareness what's his problem it's just a greedy fuck yeah like you made your money on it just don't be an asshole retro retroactively go on and say the right things be like yeah we made some mistakes don't blame uh women for getting groped. The guy's a moron. Can I read something real quick? This is from Healthline.com.

Okay. The WHO named the disease COVID-19, in which CO stands for corona, VI stands for virus, D stands for for disease And 19 stands for 2019 I thought it was The 19th variant Of some shit And so there's gonna be Like a COVID-20 eventually Or something

You guys are wrong Your boy is right You believe that? You believe the World Health Organization? Wow Okay I see where you are

I'm seeing multiple sources Okay bro Corroborating so Just saying I don't know what Corroborating means But congrats dude Get back to your laughing

Over there Randy Oh Dylan's mad Giggle boy Hey can we skip Our next segment? So, just saying. I don't know what corroborating means, but congrats, dude. Get back to your laughing over there, Randy. Oh, Dylan's mad. Giggle boy. Hey, can we skip our next segment? Do we care about this? What is it? About Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis only bathing their kids when they were visibly dirty.

Why do fans have to be so weird? Can I say something? McConaughey doesn't wear deodorant, which in Austin, you know, I don't really get it, but I'm going to let him do his thing. That's fine with me. But you've got to bathe your kids. The kids are dirty. It's disgusting. Dude, can I just be kind of sappy?

A nice, clean baby, when they're in new clothes, you just bathe them. It's just like, it's so fun. I go to the gym. The best thing about bathing Fritz is that it calms him down. He gets into like Zen mode. Is Fritz like slapping the water and making a mess? Not yet. Not yet.

I just figured out he can make quite the mess. I go to the gym and I get all sweaty and nasty and I don't look dirty. You can't see dirt on me. Oh, wow. This guy's hot. I'm a smelly boy. Do you ever wonder if you're the smelly guy no one's ever told you? Because I have that fear sometimes.

I know that I'm not. I always worry that I have some disease that everyone knows about and the world's a simulation and no one's telling me. If you want more Sim Theory talk, check out the mail-in. All I'm saying is if I have a disease and this is all some big thing that you guys are being conned to do by Sally or something, just let me know. What would we be? What? Say again? I'm very confused. you guys are like being conned to do by like sally or something like just let me know what would you

what what would we be what say again i'm very confused like i have a theory that like i'm an inferior like form of human what and like and like and you guys have been put in the world to like make me feel like i'm an actual part of the world do you ever do you ever think about uh like you're the truman show guy you're truman i think about that when i world. Do you ever think about, like, you're the Truman Show guy? You're Truman? Mm-hmm. I think about that. When I was younger, I used to think about that a lot. I think about it when I'm driving all the time.

Is everyone in on something that I don't know about? There's just so many people in the world. So many. And they're all just committed to the bit at this point. Yeah. That's a lot of people committed to the bit. You guys are good. Interesting.

You ever had that thought, Dave? I probably had a variation of it. I got really into The Matrix for a time. Some existential shit, you know? What if one day I'm just walking and all of a sudden something happens and then I shake out of it and it's because someone in this alternate place pushed me out of my chair and knocked my VR goggles off? I like that. Have you thought about that?

Like, what if every time I dream, I'm actually just going back to the actual world that I live in, and then I wake up, wake up, and I'm here. Elon says this is all simulation. What if I took a pill, and then instead of ending up in Ibiza, I ended up in the real world, unplugged? In a jagged little pill? And then I would go in and out.

Yeah, it was Alanis Morissette's seminal album, Jagged Little Pill. And I ended up in, like, a computer variation of the world. I knew kung fu and all sorts of shit. Like, I could bend a spoon if I wanted to. You can bend spoons. Right now. With your head or with your, like, hands? There is no spoon.

We've derailed big time. My spoons. No one had us going to Ashton Kutcher or Mila Kunis straight into simulation. But really, bathe the kids, folks. And then Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos betrays my group. And I find true love. I don't really get that one, but I'm sure there's something there. Where are my sci-fi dudes at?

I think he's sitting right there. Hey, is it time? We gotta talk about Fred Durst's new look. What's he doing? Oops, wrong theme song. Bye. Oh, we're doing this weekend of fun. Oh, shit.

I thought we were leaving the pod. Roback, baby. You guys know about Roback because Roback's legit. Dylan's wearing a RobackBak hat right now. I can't stop wearing this hat. It's a great hat. It's a great hat overall.

Do you ever crave activity? Daily. Daily. Same. Which is why I go with Ro-Bak. We know. You're swagger jacking me. We get it.

Oh, shit. You guys are twins. He's swagger jacking me. That's why Dylan asked if I was going to wear a hat to the meetup. Oh, because he's scared? He won't wear one if I do because he knows he can't out jacking me. That's why Dylan asked if I was going to wear a hat to the meetup. Oh, because he doesn't want to. He won't wear one if I do because he knows he can't out-hat me. My hat game's silly stupid. I've actually hit up Rollback, and I asked if they could make me a magnetic polo for the meetup.

Hopefully it arrives in time. What'd they say? They said, yeah, like, we're going to try. They're going to design a brand new product just for you. It's a, tell me this isn't a gold idea. Like, everything they make is perfect, but what if they happen to make a Hawaiian shirt with magnetic buttons made out of

moisture wicking material? I mean, I will be wearing one if they do. Go to Roback.com. Use Backer20 for 20% off your first order. That's Backer20 for 20% off your first order at Roback.com. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend?

Friday, I don't really have anything. Parks will not be with me. He will be with his grandmother. So I'll be free Friday. Might do a dinner. Might not. Kind of depends. I think some people are under the weather.

Saturday, of course, I got the meetup, man. It's under the weather. Aren't we all under the weather in a little bit, man? Is it the Saharan dust? That's a real bitch. I'm tired of that, dude. That might be it, right? Could be if you've got upper respiratory problems.

Yeah. I feel fine, by the way. But yeah, Saturday. Well, you're different, though. Catch me at the meetup, dog. I'll be there at 3 o'clock with bells on. I'll probably be there early to help set up, but that's just me. What are you going to set up?

I love the company. What are you going to do? I'll be there at 2.59. What are you going to set up, dog? We were bringing the bison cooler. Oh, yeah, we did. I'm surprised you didn't know that. We do have some merch we're bringing.

Unreal. You know what I'm going to say to Fritz when I go to the meetup? Bye, son. Damn. I got to say, this is your best podcast. That's kind of sick. This is the best you've ever done. bye son damn I gotta say this is your best podcast that's kinda sick this is the best

you've ever done that's all I got man and you dressed up as a lobster one time I gave Dylan the roast cloth you did can't believe you did that

not recovered from that took me a while I might take it easy Friday eat like a low sodium dinner so I'm not like take it easy bloated the next day

you're gonna have a low sodium dinner Friday yeah dude so I'm not like bloated the next day. You're going to have a low-sodium dinner Friday. Yeah, dude. That's your plan. Dude, I fuck with that vibe, Dave. Because that guy might be there that made fun of the bags under my eyes. So I'm like, told me I needed to take collagen, so he's there. Dave's going to be in an Uber on the way to the meetup with like little eye things. 100%.

I'm going to do those Saturday, I promise. I might even Snapchat it. I might Snapchat it. Add D. Carter Ruff Saturday. I promise. I might even Snapchat it. I might Snapchat it. Add D Carter Ralph on Twitter and Snap. Add DC Ralph on Instagram. Yeah, I'll probably take it easy Friday night. I don't know. If there's like a low key, low sodium dinner, I might be in.

Like if you want to do something. I'm planning on eating a lot of sodium on Friday. Maybe go to Sweet Greens. What, you want to shit your brains out at the meetup? I do. That sounds like fun. Saturday I'll be at the meetup. I'll be there early.

So if you get there early, you can probably just talk to me. I'll be there grinding all day. Helping Mike set up the bar. Just getting to know all the bartenders and stuff. I feel like the bartenders and bar backs will do all that stuff. Yeah, but man, I like to get in there and get my hands dirty. I'm an in-the-weeds guy. Imagine if you went to the Sweet Green the night before the meetup and you were like trying to get into

the bathroom stall to go to the bathroom and dylan was just in there facing the wrong way the entire time what what doing cocaine oh it was a cocaine joke i was thinking cocaine is sweet green yeah i'll talk about the meetup oh yeah when you have to poop your pants. I don't do cocaine. I'll do some Weezing Cox. Yeah, but how can you verify it's Weezing Cox? How are you going to know it's the... Actually, you're right. You're kind of rolling the dice there, David.

The only thing I snort these days is saline solution for my sinus cavity. Oh, that's big of you. Delta variant. So it's a real thing, and you know what? Or smelling salts, as you alluded to earlier. Keep it safe. You will do smelling salts. I will do smelling salts. You know what? You don't actually... Is that safe? You just inhale it. Yeah. I don't... There's no way it's safe. Didn't you tell me...

Didn't you tell me you would butt chug smelling salts? No, I did not. Did not happen. I think you can even do that. You have to reverse fart in order to get the smelling salts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What is it? Like a pneumonia? saying what is it like a pneumonia like what is it yeah i think it's ammonia i said pneumonia which is definitely not the right word ammonia okay what are you doing i can probably guess here's the thing i can't do dinner with you guys on friday i had i had a dinner as he popped up oh no out of nowhere on friday so i'm going out to dinner with some friends that are in town. Oh.

You only do dinner with friends that are here from out of town. Literally had dinner with you Sunday. I literally had dinner with you Sunday. Did I not? Where'd y'all go? Did I not? Where'd y'all go? We had some Matt's Hall Rancho, Dylan, and you were trying to ignore me. Must have been nice. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, you forgot about that, didn't you? Oh, this didn't work out. I'm going to an Italian restaurant I've never been to in Austin, Texas on Friday. Vespio? Oh, Vespio! Yeah? Yeah, I've never been before.

Dude, it's so good. I'm pretty excited about it. It's my fave, man. So yeah, I'm not eating a low-sodium dinner. Lasagna's very serious. People forget that Bay and I went there on our first date. Really? I didn't even know that. We went for June and we walked down to

Vespayo and got a little meal off. It was great. Any recommendations in addition to the lasagna? I think you should definitely try the spaghetti. The menu is constantly changing a little bit. It's an evolving menu. It's a living breathing document. I'm looking at today's menu and the things that

pop out to me are just crazy. Tell me. Give me some hits. Dude, this raviolini filled with smoked snapper? Don't mind if I do. They used to call it Dylan. The prosciutto pie sounds very wonderful. Prosciutto, arugula, fontina cheese, and truffled sunny side up egg. Dude, I got to tell you, if they have a spinach salad on there, you have to try it.

Dude, is it sad? It's life-changing. Really? It's such a good spinach salad. Cool. I'll give my review of the spinach salad on Monday's podcast. Very cool. But yeah, meet up on Saturday.

Sunday, recovery day. Catch me just existing in the steam shower drinking hot tea. You're going to drink tea in the shower? Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm. Maybe with some of the things that Dave put under his eyes. Can you bring some to the meet-up for me so I can use them the next day to calm down the bags under my eyes?

I cannot wait to do my facial routine before the meetup. My skin is going to be glowing. Should we get Eisenhowers to play Major Bag Alert when Dave walks in? Maybe. That's really funny, dude. I'll do anything to never hear that fucking song again i hate it alert major well it's funny you say that because i'd forgotten about it until you just did that yeah it's literally the worst thing in the world i'm so tired of it there are worse things they're the worst no famine poverty the hol. Or the major bag alert. Pretty bad. Major bag alert is just the worst.

Yeah, starvation is pretty bad. Starvation. No eating. Yeah, we did it. We did it. It's terrible. Ooh, the Wagyu beef carpaccio? Don't mind if I do.

You can't handle that, dog. Oh, I can't handle it? That's right. Please. All I do is handle it. I love that place, man. Enjoy. I wish I could go there with you

But unfortunately I'm going with two other couples Must be nice It is Should we get out of here? Bye Bye Thank you.