Circling Back - Childhood Drink Draft & Biebs Going Through It

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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Alright we're back! Circling Back Podcast, it's Wednesday morning. My name is David I'm gonna host I'm gonna Have some fun and easy banter We're gonna talk about some things. We've added a lot in like the last five minutes this year rundown It's gonna be an interesting show fun show Here's a guy just got his ears lowered a little bitch ready for Maggie producing. I got all my hairs cut David Hi, Dave. Look at pretty good hairs cut, David. Hi, Dave.

Looking pretty good there. Thank you. That was my boss at Subway's voice, by the way. Swihon, so that was Anita's husband? Jimmy. Yeah. Hey, what's going on there, bub? Yes, we never got the Jimmy impression.

I feel like I've done the Jimmy impression at some point. Maybe not, but that's what he sounded like. One time I witnessed him, somebody ordered a sandwich depression at some point, maybe not, but that's what he sounded like. Um, yeah. One time I witnessed him, uh, somebody ordered a sandwich and I guess he would like what he would do this thing where he would ask, Oh, you want cheese on that bump? And they would like, they'd be like, yeah, I can just do Swiss. But yeah, I got you. And then like under his breath, he'd look down and be like, yeah, that's right.

Bitch. He would talk. He would talk shit. Be like, yeah, whatever you said there, but yeah, bitch. New lore unlocked, geez. Where was this? Where was this taking place? Subway. Subway.

At Subway? Yeah, that's it. Be fresh. Anita's husband. I worked there, famously. I pictured like a greasy spoon, like burger joint, but they didn't work at a place like that. I guess I missed the subway part.

That was my only foray? What's the word? Foray. My only foray into the world of the service industry. Yeah, sorry, bitch. Yeah, that's right, I bet you would like that, bitch. That's fucking good, dude.

Yeah, it was bad business. He managed the store. Why are we just not hearing about this fucking guy? I haven't mentioned him because he's not the he's not the you ain't on it guy. It was his wife. Worked with some characters, man. That was his wife who left me off the schedule and told me about it. Oh, they were married. Wow.

They were a couple Wow. They were. What a couple. A couple that managed the store. You ain't on it. You ain't on it. Go get you that shirt off the washmedia.shop. Is that really up there? Please, oh yeah.

I think it's the subway logo that says you ain't on it. That's a good one. Oh no, maybe it says I got left off the schedule. If I see you wearing that in the wild, if you were to take a meetup or something, or you come by the office, I will take a picture with you. And if you want me to, I'll even sign it.

Whoa. At least I can do. You're wearing it. Holy shit. Arguably a top three niche bit in wash media history. Yeah, okay. I forgot. Yeah, it says left off the schedule and then you ain't on it as well. Sick, okay. I forgot. Yeah, it says left off the schedule and then you ain't on it as well. Sick. Very sick.

I need that shirt. Uh Dylan Shivery. Man, I'm just stoked to be here today. I feel like it's gonna be a good one. We got some fun talking points today. Uh do I need to be in on Sophie Cunningham more than I already am? I kinda just found out about this young lady who is a member of the Indiana fever, Caitlin Clark's teammate. Yo, she stood on business. She's getting a lot of pub right now.

Is she the enforcer? Is she the protector for Caitlin Clark and also kind of cute at the same time? Is that what's going on? Damn. She's the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. Seems like it. I'm going to be honest. I want to say, yeah, what you just said is accurate.

However, I don't follow the WNBA enough to really know. Negative one ally. I don't know. I mentioned. All right. Don't before you mark that down. Hope you did it in pencil. Therefore, I don't really like to speak

confidently about the WNBA because I don't really like to speak confidently about the WNBA because I don't know enough about it. I like to let, I'm such an ally that I let those who are experts. What I'm trying to say is, I guess so. Okay. The last 24 hours has told me that yes, she, she, I did see there was a hard foul on Caitlin Clark. There was a little scuffle.

And then later on in the game, Sophie committed a hard foul on the, uh, one of the culprits of the melee that might've gone down previously, uh, where Caitlin Clark was, um, she was hitting the face during a play and then bumped anyway. I don't know. So of course she's the darling of the the Caitlin Clark contingency. That's good stuff happening in the WNBA right now. Hey, she, she brings eyeballs to the game. That's my, my hot take.

No, she absolutely. Do you disagree? She absolutely does. Need more bad girls, you know? Yeah. Like Sophie. I don't know if she's bad girl status, but I'm putting her there for now. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either, man.

Is she, um, she's taller, right? She looks like she's a, she's a tall gal, tall drink of water. As Rainey says, I don't know if I say that, but sure. She's sure. She is. She's a tall drink of water. She's not doing that against Brittany Griner. I'll tell you that. B. Grimes? Yeah, she's got the, that, those prison build, you know, that Russian prison physique. What's that exactly?

Yeah, what does that look like? Just means like the mean streets of the Russian prisons. She'll, she'll, she'll, she'll kill you. The mean streets of the Russian prison. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, okay. Okay. That's like where super villains go to become super

villains. You think she's a pretty grinder who got arrested for weed came back a super villain from the Russian prison. Could be. You're thinking of the hole from the dark night. Yeah, pretty much. The child- He was forged in it. Yeah. The child that made the climb. He was forged in it. He only had to go there for like two weeks and then he, yeah, he like healed his broken back and like did a bunch of pushups and then he made the jump. That's what it seemed like. Did they ever give us like a how long that actually he was in there? I feel like it took months, but yeah. Normally, typically to heal a vertebrae.

I'm no doctor. I'm not a spinologist. Are you a spinologist? Yes. Doctor said you needed a back eotomy. What is that exactly? I don't know. A back replacement? I don't know.

I don't know if they can replace your back. Dylan's always around here talking about how he's an expert in blowing backs out. I don't know. That's my thoughts. I don't ever, I've never once said that. Not once ever. But oh, he's a demolition expert, bro. Bombs out the back, man.

Anyway, we're back. Here's the show. Hey, we do a newsletter every week, every Friday. It's your inbox in the morning. Washed out, substack, comments on sub stack. That's right. Check us out there. Um, on the Patreon, we do a listener voicemails, those drop. We'll record those today, but that doesn't mean you can't leave a voicemail today.

Hit the pipeline. 888-618-4422. Um, also we dropped something, some new content on Tuesdays. Tuesday. Uh, what did we do yesterday? We did a circling back on touching base. I laughed quite a bit. Um, it was very heavy on.

So what are the episodes Randy pulled audio from? If you're new here, we had a show previously to this, um, called touching base and was Dylan Will and I, and a producer named Micah, and we had some characters around from the old grand ex days, Grand X is a outlet that had some blogs, total frat move, post-grad problems, total sorority move, a clothing line even, a couple of them. Anyway, yesterday, he pulled from a random listener, voicemails, and Will was out on that episode.

So Jared Boroslow of Formula Bone fame, AKA J-Bone, was filling in and it was, we just listened to J Bone basically thwart Micah, subvert Micah at every turn and it made me laugh so much. It was incredible. The end bit with the ad read and the Micah story that J Bone told was by far the best part of the episodes. It's so funny.

Yeah. It made me laugh quite a bit. Those two, the dynamic, Mike is shutting down any kind of attempt to pester him with just deadpan humor. It's just great. Just great. Those two, those two, those two needed to show together. Hey, you can also watch this show on youtube.com slash circling back this year podcast. You can get on Spotify. You can get it on Apple. You can get it on YouTube. You can go watch it with your eyes. Visually.

Yeah. Try to think of a different way to put it. You can view it. It's a visual show. A viewable show. Why do you keep saying it's a visual show? I'm saying you could view it. It's a viewable show now.

It's a viewable show. A lot of people don't know that I'm, my skin is sun kissed. I've been going on walks. I want them to look and see. I didn't notice you're looking a little kissed by the sun. Might as well be kissed by the sun. No.

There's like no heart behind that. No. Anyway, you can't catch us on the YouTubes. What are they? That was about like smush mouth. I don't know what you were doing. Smush mouth? Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's a smash mouth play. Randy, you had like an irrational confidence. You had the confidence of a guy who got his haircut today and you came in and like you're carrying it over. And I applaud what you're trying to do.

I had 80 milligrams of caffeine. Oh, okay. Randy came in, this is good. You acted like this was, you didn't wanna talk about it. Randy walked in with two sugar-free Red Bulls. Yes. That's fine. I applaud you drinking sugar-free Red Bull.

It's just not something you typically do. You typically only enjoy caffeine when it's squirted from a Mio bottle. Exactly. So for Randy to walk in, it's interesting on two levels. The level of Randy doesn't drink those typically. And then also the fact that there's a recovering addict who sits directly across from you named Brett, who when he first started working here like five years ago, was drinking like two or three a day. Okay, to be honest with you,

I don't think he really like recovered. He just found a different vice, which is Celsius now. And it's, yeah. Like I don't think we should applaud Brett for giving up Red Bull. He's just doing a bunch of Celsius. I choose to gas up those who are in recovery. It's something that lasts a lifetime.

We did shame him off of Red Bulls and he just like, okay, okay, I get it. We knew for like two weeks, we were like, hey dude, but now he's got calm. Yeah, now he's just doing Celsius, which I don't think is like healthier. I don't know. I can't really speak to that,

but Celsius definitely has more caffeine. We all, we all intake energy drinks. So not as much as breath though. Breath is not good behavior. Or Dan. Dan has a ton of caffeine. Really? Oh yeah.

Also 250 milligrams of protein a day is his target. He's gonna cut back though because he's gonna start cutting. Okay. I feel like that didn't get enough play. 250 grams of protein. That guy's just on protein and caffeine. That's what, yeah, I just woke up a little bit tired today and on my drive back from

the haircut appointment, I was like, I'm kind of dragging. I need a little pick me up, but I don't need a Celsius because that'll make me jittery. Were you so tired because you're still moving? I am still moving. I've gotten pretty much everything unpacked. It's more of the little things like putting up picture frames and like art and shelves and stuff now. You're like me when I get back from a trip. I'll leave that duffel bag with like a couple shirts I didn't wear folded up sitting there for a few days or in your case, few weeks. Dan eats like a, a freshman offensive guard who showed up and the coach is

like, we got to put, we got to put 40 on you before fall. Oh yeah. Peanut butter and syrup sandwiches. Yeah. We got, we got, we got to get mass on you right now. My buddy Bart in high school. So I, we're going to move you from tight end. We're going to put you like, we're going to kick you out tight end to that. We're going to put you like, yeah, we're going to kick you out to tackle over to like, we're going to

put you on the line and he just put a bunch of bad, okay. And it's like, we're just going to need you to start eating like two or three peanut buttered syrup sandwiches. Hoss. Okay. And it was the best weight. We'll see you good offensive tackle. He did not play at the next level. I mean, it was probably fine, but he just got bad for no reason. Yeah.

OK, thanks, Coach. His bench went up. Yeah, that's great. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. He got stronger. All right.

What you guys want to do? Do you want to talk about the Bebs crash out? Yeah, apparently we missed this. I'm worried about the Bebs and I have been for a long, long time straight up. I am too. He's going through some shit. That's clear. Is he does he have a drug problem? I don't know.

I don't know why you don't know. I asked you like you would know the answer to that. Like I've got some like your buds. I do follow Dumas. What does Dumas saying about it? Oh, no. Are they worried about him. I typically just scroll past their posts. Okay It's a follow that I'm wasting all right, let's play I'm a dad. I'm a husband. You're not getting it. It's not clocking to you

It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it? I don't give a fuck if you're on the sidewalk. I'm a human fucking being, you're standing around my car at the beach. You know what I'm saying? You don't think I'm a real fucking guy, do you? You're gonna take this video out of context,

you're gonna say I'm mad. I don't know who the fuck is paying you to provoke me, but I'm not the one Nobody's famous stop provoking me and a real dad a real husband a real man All right, don't do this to me Okay, all right cool. I'm not to be with I don't know who's paying me to me or provoke me, but I'm not the one I don't care that you're on the sidewalk. I don't care what kind of dirty work, what kind of nasty you're getting paid in the background

to provoke me, bro. But I'm not the one. I'm really not the one. I don't care that you're on the side. I'm a dad. Okay. He's been at it with with the paparazzi, the paparazzi for what he has said here. I think he articulated that pretty well. He does not, he's not drunk. He doesn't slurring. It was odd behavior. Like he sounded, is it even clocking to you? He's not the one that he's standing on it.

He kind of did stand on. That's kind of a bar though. Uh, look, I do, Look, I do kind of feel bad that like that has to be his existence where you really get, you know, like you can't go to the beach with your family or whatever and you're gonna get, you're gonna have some dude who's gonna try to get video of you and he's gonna sell it to TMZ or whoever, right?

Yeah, cause this is, I've seen a different video of him like a couple of months ago where he's pretty much has the same conversation, but it's a lot more calm, but it's pretty much like, I'm a real person. Like he let me live my life. And there are many interactions like this with paparazzi that he's had. He's, he's over it. I get it. That, you know, being a less suck. It's like when we go out, you know. Oh yeah. You can't even go to mass. We just go to mats and we're just like, get surrounded.

Matt all ranchos. Then the ROTC shows up and they catch us slip in a little bit. Yeah. That video, God, I had to pay to get it taken down. It was just me by myself, it mats at a table in the back, just eating chips and salsa.

I don't know how many times we've had to pay the paparazzi to not put out photos of Dillon with his powdered donut nose or whatever. Hey, real quick, why do you keep saying paparazzi? They cut his life into pieces. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that old, I'm bringing back an old bit, like a three-year-old bit, the paparazzi. Yeah, I remember that old, I'm bringing back an old bit,

like a three year old bit, the paparazzi. I don't remember that bit. It was our last resort. Yeah. Okay. That wasn't that big of a crash out. The Michael Jackson cover is my favorite song of that genre.

Alien Ant Farm? By- It's a different groove. Oh, is it? It's not Papa Roach? No, not at all. Oh. You confuse bugs.

Well, that's still- You got to, look, you were in the bug world. That's still my favorite song from that genre by a mile. And it's not even an original to cover. Right. That's what I said, it's a Michael Jackson cover. That shows you how little he thinks of the genre. Anywho.

It's an objectively good cover. It's great. The best crash stands the test of time. I think the best Papa Rachi. I can't stop saying it. I just want to say Papa Rotsy crash out is Toby McGuire in the the car and he's trying to drive away ever see that one. Now probably Toby what McGuire noted underground poker guy. car and he's trying to drive away. You ever see that one? No, probably. He'll be what McGuire noted a underground poker guy.

Yeah. Like he likes to play cards, man. These, um, these, these people who become famous really early in life, they tend to find trouble in their adult years. Yeah. And that makes sense when you think about what goes into it. But also like with Bieber, I feel like a lot of. Is around some nefarious characters,

yeah, as it turned out, which we didn't know at the time necessarily. But there's a lot of like speculation. He's wrapped in this ditty situation. So in some regard. Yeah. And like, there's a lot of weird video clips to get posted. What are you looking at?

Okay, at the aura or a frame. What is it? It's Micah in a bucket hat. All right. I was wondering if this could be a problem. It's not a problem. I just took a quick glance. That's all.

Okay. It's subject. It sucks for me because I can't see it. I guess maybe I should hashtag super sick. Now it's you in a giant Arby's shirt. And the sick, very sick. I know what that looks like. Know what that feels like.

But yeah, clips get posted. It's like Diddy saying like, there's like a clip of Diddy being like, yeah, I want to have a sleepover with him. Home to sleep. And it's like, he's a kid. And you're like, yeah, man, I don't know. Yeah, that's weird.

Why didn't that raise the alarms back then? I think it's just cause he was hanging out with Usher all the time. Like Usher was his big proponent that like launched him into the stratosphere. So it wasn't weird that Bieber was hanging out with older rappers. So like, I do feel very, very like, I don't know,

if it seems like Bieber, he's never done anything wrong, right? Oh, well, that's not true. It just might've been a, might've been a very old N word tape. So that was bad. You shouldn't do that. Oh, I didn't know about that. Very old.

Is that right, Randy? I don't know. I remember he spit on a couple of his fans off a balcony. You shouldn't do that either. That was the thing back then. You can't be doing that. That was very much like. That was doing it that one meetup. Yeah, we did. Yeah, you're spitting on those kids cuz they were like what you do and you're like

Hey, man, I'm not the one. I'm not the one. You got jacked up on a bunch of smelling salts and just started spitting on people I miss the smelling salts, dude. I was thinking about that the other day Those kids who showed up with the smelling salts. You did it like seven times that day. I had a real problem. Is that funny? The funny to you that got addicted to smelling salts for an entire, a little bit. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Cool, man. Well, you have no idea.

Did you know when I got home that night and I had a real talking to for my wife, she's like, yo, you need it. It's either me or the smell and salts. I chose her. That's the right choice, man. It's like that time that Will chose Lafitte's over his wife. That video we posted that other day,

that has to be the most intoxicated I've been on a circling back video. That Lafitte's day was a long day, a fun day. You didn't seem like you are. I know. I'm very proud of myself, but dude, oh my God. That's an all time. Anytime you end the day at Lafitte's and didn't wait, that wasn't even

like the end of the night, didn't we go home? We had lunch at Galatois and from there we walked over to Lafitte's all the way down Bourbon. Okay. So like, maybe I wasn't that bad. We went to Lafitte's again the next day, but it was really crowded the next day. And their, their, uh, their machine wasn't freezing the drinks, the perfect drinks, so you had to just drink the liquid, which we did.

We did. We still had them. Yeah. Wait, didn't we go in there so somebody could get their debit card? I remember you and me standing, we walked in and we like found ourselves standing on like a dance floor. Also business. Business and a dance floor. And we're just kind of like, oh, we should like, there's like people like twerking around us. And we're like, ah.

It was a bunch of like frat guys. Yeah, it's like we're not in the right spot. Wearing like vintage basketball NBA jerseys and then us. You were wearing like a Joseph A. Banks polo. I don't know. I don't think I was, man. What a trip that was. like a Joseph a Panks Polo. I don't think I was man. What a trip that was. That was a fun trip.

Uh, late addition to the runny. Um, can I interest you in a dating app, Randy? You're the, you're single here. I'm not telling tales out of school. Is that okay? If I, if I tell that tale, that's. That's a tale that I'll allow to be told. From Wired, an experimental new dating site matches singles based on their browser histories.

Okay, I just seen this now. Who needs this? What is this, the Karen Reed trial? I thought about this, that this might be a good way to, uh, to connect people. What is this? That Jennifer McCabe? Okay.

You understand the reference? Did you watch the rest of it? I've watched four. Okay. I got to, I got to watch five tonight. Okay. More on that later. Okay.

Do you understand my reference, Randy? Yeah. The Karen Reed trial. All right. There you go, bud. But I, you want to read the story or is that about it? Browser dating users upload their 5,000, Jesus, their 5,000 most recent searches, which are turned into browsing personality profile by artificial intelligence.

Okay. Is this an accurate portrayal of your personality? I don't. What if like, you're just looking up like shit, well, I guess that, yeah. It's like, you know what the shit that I look up here in the, uh, the studio, just, it's not always what I wanna look up. Like I just looked up Toby McGuire car paparazzi.

Like that's not something I want to be on my dating history. Well, last thing I searched was Pablo backyard baseball. That's Pablo Sanchez? Yeah. Hell yeah. Cause Cat Pat told me there's a guy on Love Island who looks like him. And I was like, I think I know who she's talking about. And I just wanted to be sure.

My brothers have downloaded it for their phone and they've been playing it in the group chat. They're just constantly talking about. You can play backyard baseball on your phone. Yeah, like recently. That's kind of dope. Might as well try it. Yeah, I don't know, man.

I've thought about this in like an algorithm content way. Like I, multiple times there'd be like a video that I send my friend or they send me where like I had just set that same video to them. It's like, all right, clearly we have the same algorithm going on. We're sending each other like the videos. To me, that's a testament of we're good friends and have very same similar comedy. If like we're getting served the same stuff like that, could you put that into a dating thing?

And we're like how to make new friends? And then I thought about how scary that is because if people are radicalized already and then you start putting more radical people together, it's like, ah, maybe this isn't a good move. But it is an interesting thought. I think AI and the dating space is going to be going somewhere. Less than 1000 users have signed up since its launch last week.

Users are first required to download a Chrome or Firefox extension, which they use to export their recent browser history and then upload to the site. Profiles featured the usual bear outline of a person, uh, age, location, gender and sexual preference. A browsing personality profile is also generated for each user offering insights into how they navigate the internet. Okay.

Does it pull in the incognito tab information? I'm going to guess it does not. Because that's, that skews the results right there. Oh yeah. That's where you're doing your goon and Randy. I don't have to go over there, but I know that it exists. You really feel like you're getting away with something like doing you pulling that thing open and reality. It's like, wow, it's not that, but you're not really, you're not going off the grid. Yeah. Do the same thing. Just clearing your search

history afterwards. Like what's, what's the point? There's a one-time payment of Nine euros to sign up granting you just sending whatever Okay, well, that's a bad idea don't like it don't like it Feel like most of it would be useful to find out like what people are buying. Cause most of mine is like product reviews and stuff and like online shopping related. Like I like to look stuff up. Like if I'm looking for like a new, a new frying pan, I'll go to Chrome. I'm going to do some searching, like comparing frying pans.

That's got to be less than 5% of your, of your browser activity. The fuck does that mean? You trying to say I got a smelling salt problem? I'm saying you're doing much more than just looking up product reviews for things to purchase. Oh, you don't know what I'm fucking doing. I'm staying. Yeah. Mine will be the standing on business.

You're not, it's not clocking to you. It's all right. We can move on. Mine will just be like top five ways to stand on business. And it'll be articles that I wrote. This is, this is stupid. I'm just reading my own shit. I I'm saying this is not an accurate portrayal of who you actually are.

Sounds like you're scared of what your data might leak. I just looked at mine. Mine's just really lame and boring. I didn't hear it. Mine's just like Texas football stuff and wayfarer and like Instagram. It's just, it's not fun at all. It's you just going hard on orange bloods. Yeah.

Just looking up the latest, the latest, uh, five star visiting this weekend. That's, that's exactly what it needed to be. Yeah. Randy's has to be after yesterday, just looking up new cameras. Pretty much in a bunch of like furniture for my apartment. People are gonna be like, Oh, this guy's really in the interior design. Like, no. And yeah, exactly.

And you're just not, you just, you moved. So you gotta buy stuff. You know, this is, this is dumb. That's why I think like the algorithm thing is like, I'm getting served way more like fantasy and like Dungeon and Dragons content than you guys ever were. That's like a better representation of the things I like. Are you done with that by the way?

What do you mean? You said your new place you're putting a dungeon in. Yeah, actually the all the swings I've been searching for my bedroom. I skew too, you know. You know, Dylan. Yeah, you're buying a sex swing for your fucking bedroom, Randy. All the sex, all the crazy sex. Actually, I actually got it off Facebook marketplace from favorite Farrah Abraham, you know?

Oh. You're buying a used sex wing from a porn star. I also got one of her cupcakes too. She did star in an adult film. I think she started more than a adult film. Was it more than one for real? I think so, yeah. Really?

Dude, she did it for a while. Oh, I didn't know that. I really didn't know that. It's the first I'm hearing of it. Don't believe what my dating profile says. Yeah. If it pulled your Instagram algorithm, that'd be a much more accurate. Odd. Randy, please sign up for it. I'm not going to do odds, but I just, will you do it like as a bit? If it, if it wasn't a USD maybe, but the Euro situation, I don't like that.

I don't like, I don't want any of that European filth on my phone. You were just gonna end up in like a German Shiza video? Maybe. What? What's this guy fucking talking about? What are you guys doing? Anyway, you know, it would be a real good dating app.

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Thousands of your personal friends. So I was looking at the Amazon credit card going ahead with a rocket money as well. And then I was looking at the reviews for it. There was just this guy. This is just a real review. Oh, that's my dad. It just, it says, glad, glad to use. I've had a wonderful experience using the prime card and would recommend it to

others. And it's just this old guy drinking like drink with a He's got a lay around his neck. Like this guy's living life. I've got a little drink umbrella, a little cherry garnish. That guy seems hella chill, man. That might, he's man. That might- This dude's tight. That might influence me to get the Amazon Prime card.

This dude just maxing out the Amazon Prime card. This guy doesn't fucking care. Probably got his little umbrellas off Amazon. So- For his drink. I just need to share it with someone. Okay. Thank you for sharing.

That's great. Five star review too. Five star, verified purchase. Um, do we have a verdict yet? We don't have a verdict yet. I think it's everyone, uh, according to what I'm reading on Twitter, the expectation is it's going to be a not guilty verdict, which is, uh, I'm team not guilty at the moment you have, since we last spoke,

you have watched two more episodes. Correct. Of the documentary. I just finished the part with Michael Proctor being examined. Oh. Cross-examined. Okay, and give me your thoughts on that.

Tough scene, huh? Tough scene. He tainted the entire investigation, in my opinion. It's my understanding in the retrial, he did not testify. He was not called as a witness by the defense, which I think is a great move on the defense's part, because what more do you really, he said enough. He got, you know, he was fired. Correct. Okay.

Assuming that everything that from that previous trial, all of the Michael Proctor stuff is admissible. Like I don't know why you need to get him back up there. It was revealed that, uh, he was talking to his, he had a group chat with the boys, with his boys, his friends that are, uh, not cops, not cops. And he was sharing information and there, and

he was going through her picture, her camera roll, looking for nudes and he couldn't find any who disappointed about that. At one point he said, she's cute, but she has no ass. That's tough. It's tough to hear that. This is all revealed in court. It's not a good day. And then makes it to the documentary. So it's like this dude is just a fucking creep. So she's just sitting in court like the safari flaps, Tim Robinson, like what the hell? Yeah, but she's also, this stuff is also making her, you know, making the investigation seem like Dave said,

tainted, so she probably, there's probably like a better sweet moment there for her. Cause this guy just had told- Yeah, sorry, Randy, shouldn't have a fucking delicious ass like you. Apology accepted. Sorry, dude. Sorry, we're not all sitting on wagons like this fucker.

Yeah, and he called her the C word. Called her a crazy bitch. No, it's the other one. Four letter. Did he really? Cock? Did you miss that? I thought he called her,

I thought he called her like a crazy whatever. He called her the C word. Four letters? Four letters. See you next Tuesday. Oh, I know. The nasty one. With the boss next to a fucking cack.

Can't call her a crazy cack. He hates that word. Look, I'll apologize. I'm kind of on one today. Well, yeah. What's wrong with you? Do you have 80 milligrams of caffeine? You have too much caffeine though?

No, I'm just, I'm just kind of, I'm in my goofy. Smell, you got, you found the smelling salts. Oh, you back on the shizz? Oh, is that fucking funny? Are you back on them? Is that funny? Back on the salts, dude?

Oh, hold on, man. Everybody just get a good laugh. Dave got addicted to the smell of salts. Yeah, Dave had about an eight hour period at a meetup where he was doing smell and salts every other hour. He sneaks off to the restroom every half hour and you just hear, woo! Just coming out, smelling like ammonia?

Yeah. Oh, I totally just pissed on myself. Dave, we know. We know that's a salts man myself. Dave, we know. We know that's assaults, man. Fucking Dave, you creep. I found myself with this documentary going like, okay, you've watched all five. Do you believe that that documentary was pro Karen Reed?

If you had to lean one way or anti. Pro. Okay, agree. If you had to lean one way or anti pro. Okay. Agree. Um, my favorite person is the, uh, defense attorney who is not on the case. He is just like there to provide commentary. You know, talking about older guy and he's very objective and I have to give him props because a lot of times you'll get these, um, defense attorneys that they won't stray from their defense attorney character. This guy's like, he'll point out, he'll agree when some evidence looks bad for Karen Reed. One thing that hasn't been addressed that I can't understand. So they are contending the theory of the prosecution's case that she backed him, she ran in him over, basically. Right. She hit him with the car. Yeah.

So in order for her to do that in a blizzard, by the way, she had to be going at a fairly high rate of speed. I feel like not, not, not saying like 30 miles an hour, 40 miles an hour, but like enough force to knock him back into the yard. I had the same exact question and this is addressed.

I guess it's in the episode you haven't seen yet, but this part is in the episode. It's in the episode. It's in the to knock him back into the yard. I had the same exact question and this is addressed. I guess that's in the episode you haven't seen yet, but this part is addressed. Okay. And so they pulled the chip out of her vehicle that like, I guess calculates every movement you ever do in a car, which I was, I did not know. And apparently she backed out at like, she got up to like 25 miles per hour. Okay. Which I still don't know if that's enough to kill a person, maybe knock him out. But

here's the other part of that, Dave, is that the dude's body where it's positioned in the yard is nowhere near the driveway. That's what I'm thinking. Like nowhere did he go flying? It's a good 50 feet from the driveway probably, or maybe more. Maybe he got hit and like had a dramatic backup and fall down into the ground. Cartoon style. Yeah. I don't know. If it makes sense.

Maybe the dog dragged him there. Maybe I don't know the dog. The dog element is very interesting. It's weird. It's very weird. You got to the part where he said he got rid of the dog. That wasn't as crazy to me. element is very interesting. It's weird. It's very weird. You got to the part where he said he got rid of the dog. That wasn't as crazy to me. Like the dog got in a dog fight that he mentioned and then they got, they re-homed the dog. Like in

there, like a plane dog fight. Nevermind. That was stupid. No, no, no, no. Yeah. You know, a dog fight, like a dog fight, like an old, like, yeah, like the red bear. Yeah. Like two fucking jets going at it in the air, dude. Just like that. Be sick. Yeah. He got in a dog fight. He was upside down. He saw the MIG up close. He's the only one to do it. He was inverted. He was. Inverted. We should put that on a Christmas sweater and have a cloyed river stealing.

You should put that on a Christmas sweater and have a Floyd river stealing. But I mean, it was during a blizzard. So there's like no tracks or anything, right? Because the snow pretty much covered everything. That is a piece of the investigation. I'm curious about like, footprints, all that stuff. I know, if you're in a blizzard, it's gonna get covered up, but there's no way to track any of that.

I guess if it had been a few hours when they found him, if you're in a blizzard, you're getting enough snow to where that stuff's gone. But tire tracks, I don't know. You throw it in reverse, Terry. The position of the body is none of it makes sense, man. Yeah, it is a very I will say like. My topical knowledge of this of the body is none of it makes sense, man. Yeah. It is a very, I will say like my topical knowledge of this of the last year with people just being like, this case is bizarre.

Looking at it like, no, the case is very, very bizarre. Yeah. I'm sticking to my theory that Karen Reed had nothing to do with this. Something in the house happened, an accident happened, may have included a dog, may have included some kind of just really nasty fist fight that got out of hand. They killed him unintentionally and sent him on his way or something and they're kicked him out of the house and he's fucking passed out in the yard, dead. And now they're

trying to cover it up. And even that seems implausible, but nothing else seems more plausible to me. No one that was in the house that has taken the stand seems like they're hiding anything. Like when they're test, they don't see, they don't testify like a person who's guilty. Now I will say like, there's like the cell phone, the guy throwing his cell phone away

and like destroying the SIM card, I believe, and then the other dude doing it also. A question I would like to see asked, and maybe it wasn't, because one of the guys is an ATF agent, and he says, oh, well, the reason I did this was because a Target sister looked at my phone info and was calling me and harassing me or whatever, right?

And I was thinking like, how often do y'all have to like destroy your phone to get new phones? You don't destroy your phone for that. Is that. Right. And I was thinking like, how often do y'all have to like destroy your phone to get your phone for that? Is that like, my question would have been like, is that a common occurrence? Like how, when's the last like, how many times in your career have you done that? Right. Yeah. Or just the first time. Cause that's, you know, you were cutting through a military base. Is it, is it common practice to destroy your phone if something like that happens? It's a great follow-up question that they didn't, I don't think they asked the guy. Um, did you get to the snowplow guy yet? No.

Okay. I guess it's a Mr. Plow. And, uh, I guess it's in the final episode. So a snow, it was, it was, there was a blizzard obviously when all this was going on. And so the snowplow guy who works the small town of Canton, Massachusetts, and he's an older, older guy.

Uh, he, he, he, he, he, he and he's an older, older guy, uh, he drove down their street with the plow after the murder occurred. Okay. He says he has two big, bright lights mounted on either side of his, the corner of his hood, basically pointing outwards so he can see everything. They said, when you drove by the house, did you see a body in the yard? He said, no. He said, no, there was not a, like, definitively, there was not a body. What was the window? What time was it? It's early morning. It was, it was before, it was after 1230 when he, they showed up at the house or when he was killed. And before, um, when they showed up at the house or when he was killed and before when they showed up at the scene and found him it was in that window he said no

there was nobody there fucking crazy yeah the tail light stuff that stuff's crazy over I will say if she did know that she hit him, it was like, well, I've got a perfect way to answer that question and make it look, I'll just back up into the, his car. Right. She executed that perfect. She would have to execute it perfectly. Which she did. And she, it was, it was four in the morning and she was drunk.

She's still drunk and panicking. That's, that's some forward thinking that, like you said, the execution would have to be perfect on that. Yeah. Um, the text between her and the guy, the flirty texts, and they did have a, they made it out right. Did they most or was it just a make out? I don't, I don't know if they made out and he sucked her

titties, if that's what you're asking. They didn't get into that in the documentary? No, there was no mention of sucking tits, Dave. I just asked if they mosted. I wasn't going to put it so crass. Dave, you're a big bad lawyer. You've put some perps behind bars. I have not. Don't be so modest. Not in your dungeon. Oh, you promise? Anyways, so she's on, it's for second degree murder, right? What are the difference of murders? I know one is like premeditated, like what are the different degrees?

She originally got arrested for vehicular manslaughter, correct? I don't know the jurisdiction, But they upgraded it later on. They arrested her, let her go, and also leaving the scene of an accident. Then they came back and that's when they assumed that, I can't remember how it went down, but there was like an assumption that she had like, they basically were like, oh, we've got enough to,

she had like the mental state of like intention. Gotcha. To where we can charge her with murder too. I have another legal question. Probably gonna get it wrong, Hoss. They're trying to, uh, charge her for like intoxicated. Ah, intoxication manslaughter. That's what it was.

But how can they prove that she didn't blow? I mean, how do they know what her BAC was? Uh, I don't know what they did as far as like her toxicology, like her, she admitted, she admitted to having a certain amount of drinks. Um, so yeah, also that's, I mean, she admitted to that. Also everyone was drunk driving that night. She's apparently every, apparently in this small,

sleepy Boston suburb, the entire town is just driving completely. Including law. Yeah. Including law enforcement, which like, I get that, like, it's, I don't know. I know that goes on and a lot of places, but like, it's just shocking. She's a small lady. And even if she, even if she didn't have nine drinks and she had six drinks, it's like six drinks. Not finding pieces of the tail light, the first investigation, and then finding a bunch of them the second time they're out there makes no sense to me either. It's sloppy, man. I think I haven't made up my mind

on if she had something to do with it. I don't think she sloppy, man. I think I haven't made up my mind on if she had something to do with it. I don't think she intentionally did anything. I do think, I still am thinking there's a chance that she accidentally hit him and like maybe leaving in a rage in the car, backed into him. But again, like the stuff I asked early on, like, I don't see like how she had the speed and what was

he doing, whatever. And that being said, she is, I don't see how they could find her guilty just because of how botched this investigation was. If the tell lights were there for, because that's where she hit the guy, then she would have to hit him in the, in the corner of the yard. Did she pop the curb?

Yeah. Was she on the curb? And could they not find, I know that snow covers up tire tracks, but it could not find any evidence of tire tracks driving over that part of the yard at all. Yeah. Fucking shitty dude.

Free Karen, free Karen. I don't like how her attorney Alan Jackson is just really. He's really milking the testosterone. He really likes to wear tight shirts and show off that giant dad doing bench press at the gym. He's got that crazy vein down his bicep. That's that that's a guy who's on some peptides. He's on some gym. He's got that crazy vein down his bicep. That's a guy who's on some peptides.

Yeah, he's on some shit. He's on some Dan. He's on the Dan. 250 grams. He's on the Dan gear. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna watch the fifth one. Verdict might hit today, man.

We may have lined up a special guest next week to talk about it, and by then we'll almost certainly have a verdict. Yeah, hopefully we should. We can talk about it either way. She's been following it more than we have. Um, but yeah, I'm, I'm happy that I'm, I'm in on this now. It's, it's, it's way more, it's way more like what the fuck than I ever thought it would be.

Being at so glued to this, like it's no surprise that like true crime podcasts are just, they just kill it. That's basically what we are now. People love this shit. Can I also say I really hate turtle boy and everything that guy stands for going by turtle boy, turtle boy. First of all, bad name. Second of all, like dude is just a grifter.

Randy. So turtle boy is a, is a journalist. I only know that because when I looked up Karen Reed, he was in the People Also Search for. He's, I wouldn't call him a journalist. He's more of like a crime influencer who just is capitalizing on this story. He's made it about him.

Yeah, of course. And he is the one like organizing these like gatherings at the courthouse every day and like harassing- He's team Karen. The prosecution. And like on one hand it and like harassing, um, prosecution. And like, on one hand, it's like, okay. He's like, cause there are some, like, I think everything that came out that he claims to have exposed, like would have come out anyway in trial, like all of the, the weird, um, the good old boys network and the police force and how these people knew each other, also, you know, but at the same time, like he's,

I mean, they're like harassing people. And I just, at the same time, I always, I can't help but feel like, man, no one's really talking about his parents who are just sitting there and, you know, don't have an answer, which is the worst place to be, right? Yeah. When you don't know.

So there is a- It's just sad. People are pulling up a different case that happened in Canton, Massachusetts in 2021 of a young lady who was found dead in her apartment from asphyxiation and they said it was self-inflicted. But now it looks like she was killed by a Canton police officer and it was covered up.

But the judge is like, you're not bringing this, that's that case into this one. This is a completely separate case. Yeah. Of course they're pointing to, you know. Damn. Massive cover up operation going on. So that'll be the next one. Maybe,

maybe. Geez. I think that that case is also ongoing too. I started Love Island last night. I watched the first episode of Love Island USA. Okay. I gotta say. In or out? I'm probably going to continue watching Love Island USA. Good characters. I'm probably going to continue watching Love Island USA. Good characters. So I started seeing a lot of chatter on the timeline from like CatPat, Landry's watching it now, all both friends of the show and then some others. And I was like, oh, this might be worth it. I've never watched Love Island USA.

I've only watched England. And I got to tell you If you can get past like the first 30 minutes where it's like the awkward choreographed dancing introing people which is unnecessary You just fast-forward through it It's it's pretty good. It's pretty good. The guys seem to be Kind of have like a big bag of nothing. There's some real duds There's a guy named ace who I'm not going to give too much away, but very popular. He's a very handsome guy.

He's got an all time bad tat. He has Ace, his name on his back really in large letters. It's just like, okay. That stinks. It stinks, dude. You got to really see it to understand how bad this is. My challenge with this show is because there are so many episodes, it's not something you can watch alone. I have to get Chelsea on board if I'm going to watch the show. And I don't know if it's doable. There's a really good angle. And I know where this goes,

unfortunately, where one of the cast members, the lady is, Huda is her name. Oh yeah, there it is. It's just, oh, it's huge. It's half of his back, dude. Oh my God. It's a terrible tattoo. That is truly awful. One of the ladies, she's 24, Huda, she has a child, like a four-year-old at home. And she's like, well, she tells the girls, and then she's like, "'Yeah, don't say anything, because I wanna, if I meet somebody and like them, I wanna tell them when it's appropriate, right?' Totally normal.

I already know where this is going, but she meets this guy, and they hit it off first night, and they couple up, and she kind of alludes to having a bigger house, and he's like, "' kind of alludes to like having like a bigger house. He's like, why do you get two bathrooms? And she's like, we'll talk about it one time. Right. And he's like, okay. But I know what's about to happen is she's about to tell him and he's going to have a bad reaction to it. And I'm just like, dude, this is so. If you just got to watch the show and see the guy, but I just can't wait to see how poorly he reacts to this news. But then also I'm like putting myself in his

shoes. I'm like, what's the appropriate, what you're just a guy in his mid twenties. And he hears that and he's met the scroll one time and he's like, Oh, you know, he's having to hit him at once. And I cannot wait. These guys are all just immature dickheads. That's the thing. Yeah. It's like, dude, this guy is not, I don't even know if this is ready for that information, 25, he's not ready to take this information. In fact, none of these guys really give off the vibe of anybody who would be

capable in the, in the time of their life where they would be like, yeah, you know, I could see myself raising a four year old. No, they just want to become Instagram famous and hook up with chicks. That's all they care about. 100%. There's a dude, there's a dude who's like a cowboy from Oklahoma. OK, like kind of like he seems like a genuinely nice guy. There's a total blockhead.

I don't I can't see sticking around. The girls are they're pretty interesting. There's one, her name is Bella, Bella a or Bella B L L E hyphen a that's her name. Shut up. And it just looked Bella Bella, Bella, but it's hyphenated and it just blows my mind. Like what? I've never seen that done before. I've always said you shouldn't have. Bell, ah, bell, ah, Bella, but it's hyphenated. And it just blows my mind. Like what I've never seen that done before. I've always said you shouldn't have a hyphen in your first name.

Well, I thought maybe like, there's a reason they're doing this, but there wasn't, that's just the name and her old thing is, and I respect this. She's like, during the challenges and stuff early on, she doesn't want to like make out with people. So it's like pack or kiss on the cheek. She also happens to be like by far like the hottest one. Okay. It's very, so I'm interested to see where this goes.

And I can tell her lack of make out is bothering the guy she's coupled up with. So it's intriguing is what I'm telling you. I'm looking up Bella right now. Oh yeah, she's pretty. Yeah. Definitely pretty. Belle. Give it a shot if you got time. Oh yeah. She's pretty. Yeah. Definitely pretty. Bell.

Give it a shot. If you got time. First episode is always super long. Okay. Alrighty. We have a, um, do we want to do the draft today? Or should we save that for, uh, we covered a lot today already. What do you guys think?

You want to do it? I say we just fucking do it. All right. We're going to do a draft like we've done in the past. Many times. This is going to be child. We, we were talking about childhood drinks, childhood beverages earlier. I don't even know if this is real, but Capri is Capri Sun really releasing

a 15 inch juice pack or juice pouch or is that fake? I might be getting ball sacked. That's a big dog. There's no way, there's no way they're doing an extendo Capri Sun, but it's on the timeline. And it made us think about childhood drinks. And we've been talking a lot about fridges, refrigerators. Yeah. And what might go in them. So talking about who had one as a kid in the garage and all that. And this will be the first time Randy participates in one of these, which is exciting.

Hi, I'm here. Hey, Randy. Decade between us. I want to do the order here, Randy. Oh, do I need to pull out my dice again? We all pick. Can I run and pee and then y'all come back and you have the order. We'll cover you.

He's going to do smelling salts, isn't he? Yeah, he is. Bro, it's not funny. You need to figure out what's going on with Dave. All right. Dice time. All right, Randy, what do we got? All right.

Gonna just go, you are one and two. He's three and four and I'm four. Yeah, you know, five and six. So you go first. All right. Wow, first overall picks big. And then, I go last.

Okay. We'll wait for Dave to get back. So he knows my pick. Dude, he's gonna have so much energy when he's back. Dude, I don't know, It's going to be weird. Oh, you can't hear that microphone. You just, you're like, whoo! Oh, Dave. I already know what Dave's going to pick first. I don't even know what I want to pick first.

Dave's going to pick, Dave's going to pick Joke Cola. He's going to pick Joke Cola first. I'm not going to pick it just to set him up. He's going to do Joke Cola or watch. I'm not going to pick it just to set them up. It's going to do Joke Cola or Surge. He that's, that's a typical Dave. Here he comes folks. He's jogging. Here he is. All right.

You are second. I'm first. I love that picture. You're in the hat of Dio. All right, Dave, welcome back to the studio. The order goes me, you, Randy. Of course, this is a snake draft. So Randy gets two in a row.

Go. The first overall pick, I'm taking Sunny D. Okay. Sunny D, mark it down. That was on my short list. Sunny D is off the board. A fantastic number one overall pick. That fake orange juice.

You know the flavor is perfect. We used to do Sunny D vodka or Sunny D everclear. When you're a child. When I was a teenager. Okay. All right. It's your pick is a good mixer. Ooh, I did not expect to have the board pretty much open to me.

Ooh, I did not expect to have the board pretty much open to me. Um, I'm going to go with the Ecto cooler high C. Wow. So so will that just take high C off in general? Yeah, yeah, I can do all the flavors. Yeah, high C is off the board. I see is off the board. It's for me, it is a, it's up there with like the Nickelodeon symbol, the Disney castle, and like images that bring a wave of nostalgia over me. Like I see it and I'm like, oh hell yeah.

Okay. I've been recently getting served reels talking about different art styles. And apparently that art style is called the wacky pomo or something like that. And like, it was just a, you know, very bright colors, explosions, goos and all that. There was an actual art style for it. Interesting. Wacky pomo?

I think so. Yes. Can that be like a rebrand? Wacky pomo. This is my first pick. I gotta go with, I mean, this is cool aid. Oh yeah. Just traditional, just, I mean, Kool-Aid, Jammers, Kool-Aid, uh, and those like twist off bottle things, those are the best ones for sure.

And just, I think Kool-Aid, why, why not? Like there's nothing better than a good Kool-Aid as a kid. The number two, if it's still up there, I'm just gonna have to go with Capri Sun. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, you know, that's a one, two kid punch right there. Yeah, that's a staple pick. Yeah.

It's not sexy, but it definitely belongs. You said it's a one, two kid punch. Yeah, I'm gonna, you know, if I wasn't gonna take it, someone else was. And I want Capri Sun on my team. Okay. Davey. Were you a, uh, stabbed the straw on the bottom or the, uh,

the way it was supposed to be in the top? I was, I'm a rule follower. I go in the top. You can't set it down if you do the bottom. It's true. But it's not, it's like, it's the most drinkable. Like it's something you don't, you're not savoring a Capri Sun as a kid, right? Yeah. You just kind of pound it. You've been out playing stick ball in the middle of the street with the fire hydrant spraying out water.

That's true. You're running in and pounding that Capri Sun. It is funny that like all the Capri Sun commercials were always like people doing very like high intense activity sports and all that. It's like, I never really had a Capri Sun commercials were always like people doing very like high intense activity sports and all that. It's like, I never really had a Capri Sun during like a soccer game or like out of the park. No, no, no. It's, it's a video. You play video games and drink Capri Sun.

You don't, you're not outside playing home run Derby. You're, you're at the lunch break during the pool and yes Doritos on your sandwich. Doritos and Capri Sun. All right, Dave. Oh wait. Oh yeah Doritos on your sandwich. Doritos and Capri Sun. All right Dave. Oh wait. Oh yeah it's your turn. Back to Dave. All right. Are y'all familiar with the little hugs? The hug barrels? The little barrels. Damn it that was on mine.

Dude I don't know that one. That's a good pick. They were. Picture this I need to visualize it. It's a visual play. That's a good pick. They were- Picture this, I need to visualize it. It's a visual play. That's a great pick. These were, for whatever reason, they weren't in every kid's fridge, but the people who had them, I always thought they looked like little hand grenades,

but they're little like barrels. Oh, I've seen these, I didn't know what they were called. You peel the foil top. The one on the far right, that is a hand I didn't know what they were called. Peel the foil top. The one on the far right. That mean that is a hand grenade. That's what they look good. Yeah. For whatever reason, there is something about drink. I, you did the way you gripped it.

Dude, you could rip it, man. Oh yeah. They're not, look, yeah, these are all trash. Oh my God. That's for some reason, dude, there's a kid down the street who had these. And I was like, going down there was always like, I got to get me one of those. And for whatever, my parents just never got them. It wasn't like they were against me drinking sugary drinks. It was just, these were not in our household. We used to get these because also they were

extremely cheap too. Like for a box of like 48 of them, they were probably maybe like four bucks or something like that. It was very affordable. I got two picks here. I got a lot of power players on my list still. I'm gonna go Crystal Pepsi for my second pick. What?

Nothing, go ahead. What's the look for? I don't think I've even had a crystal Pepsi. So you didn't have to worry about me taking that one. Nothing. I'm nothing. I'm just like, nothing. Go ahead. Do you got something to say? I'm just, I was, I was in my head. I was doing the math on like, all right, when we're crystal, like, what was the run of crystal? Oh, I was definitely a kid. I know we, yeah. I'm just wondering how long were those even out? Not that long.

Were they out longer than we thought? But when they were out, there was so much hype around them. If you got your hands on one, it was like, everyone, I have a crystal Pepsi. It, it was very hyped. There was, it was, there was a massive marketing campaign. It was just a Pepsi that was clear. I think it was a catastrophic failure for them too. Really?

I think so. But thinking about it, it kind of sounds tight. Like now, thinking about a clear Pepsi, but the Pepsi kind of sucks. They need to re-release those. My next pick, I'm going Allsport. The original carbonated version of all sport. Who were all sports athletes?

Who did they get? Were they like Frank Thomas? I don't remember, but I used to love the carb. It was a sports drink that was carbonated and it was the only one of its kind. And they later changed the, they later took the carbonation out. And I think that was the beginning of the end for all sport.

I don't even remember it being carbonated. Oh yeah. Dude. It was so good. Imagine a carbonated Gatorade. Um, it seems less drinkable. No dude. It was very poundable.

I'm just trying to look up all sport athletes and nothing really is popping up on the Google images here. Okay. Hang on all sports sports. You're going to be owned by, Oh, race car drivers, Travis Cavapel, Jeremy Mayfield. Um, I don't think they had a huge budget. Shout out Eric Dan pier, former Maverick. Great.

You go, uh, John Daly that checks out that Alexi Lawless team USA soccer. Okay. They didn't have, you're right. They didn't have a budget. All right. I'm pretty stoked. This is on the board. Give me the squeeze it.

Squeeze it. When you see the top, you will remember the squeeze it. Squeeze it. When you see the top, you will remember the squeeze it. Squeeze it. Oh yeah. The little peel top. It was like a twist. Yep. Zoom in on that thing.

Squeezeable bottle. Okay. So this must have been changed from when you guys are kids and my kids, because Kool-Aid started selling in these bottles and like they were all Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid definitely had a product that came in these bottles. So well. The Kool-Aid Burst. Yeah, the Burst.

It's the Burst bottle. So I never had to squeeze it and like this was part of my Kool-Aid pick too, because this is the best way of Kool-Aid. Look at the one above it. What that one's called. Mondo? Okay. I've never seen Mondo.

All right. Squeeze this good pick. But yeah, I just, I think this was F this was before my time. I remember, I remember, I remember not enjoying them, but I remember it was just, they were fun to drink because you got to, you got to twist the top off and squeeze the bottle, but they tasted just like, they weren't good. You could spray from distance. Yeah.

It was like you were spraying an athletic bottle, but you were just spraying pure sugar in your mouth. Probably high fructose corn syrup. I didn't know that predated Kool-Aid because Kool-Aid now has Kool-Aid jammers too. Do you think RFK is cool with any of these drinks? Parents these days are much more sugar aware than our parents were. They just let us drink whatever the fuck we wanted. They did not care. It was just poison we were putting in our bodies. Dude, I saw-

It turned out fine. I'll get served like a TikTok or real every so often of like some kids just being kids and like it's amazing. There's like these two kids that were just in the forest trying to do a campfire, just having, they're like, we're out here with our Kool-Aids and our sour gummy worms. And we're gonna, we're gonna go like swim in the creek. And I'll, and like, everyone's just like, hell yeah. Keep doing what you're doing.

It's like, that's amazing. You're getting something. No one thought anything of it back then. But this was like recently, I'm like, I'm glad that kids are still drinking Kool-Aid, eating sour gummy worms and just hanging out in the forest. That's awesome. Randy, you have a two, your third and fourth pick. We're doing four picks total here. Man, my fourth pick is going to be hard because I don't want to do, number three is easy because this one is, as an adult, I still enjoy this. This is probably the drink outside of water.

I think looking back as a kid, I had the most of. That's because I had it every single lunch, every single school lunch, and that's chocolate milk. I'm not a brand, not like you-hoo or anything. No, just, I'm just putting chocolate milk out there. Because I'm thinking like the little cartons that I got at during lunch, but just chocolate milk.

That's just a kid drink right there. And when you were done with the carton, you could close it up, put it on the ground and stomp on it. It would create a really loud noise, which wasn't really that funny after like 1999. Yeah. The administrators didn't like that one. Yeah. It's a number four.

It caused quite the ruckus. What am I going to do? Man, there's still some power players on the board. I'm trying to I'm thinking pop, but I like probably going to stare away from pop. I can do Mountain Dew, but I'm not thinking that I'm going to do. I do something here specific. This is a specific one. A slushy.

Oh, not an icy a slushy. Oh, not an icy, a slushy. Okay. A slushy. Yeah. So slushies are, were also like a very much an icy drink, but I sees are like the ones that come out of the, the ones at the movie theaters and they're very like, like a snow mound slushies had more like liquidist to them. And I would always get them at the baseball field and stuff.

Okay. We were, uh, well, we became ride our bikes around town age or at least around the neighborhood. We would ride our bikes to seven 11 and we would go slurpy machine. Oh yeah. I'm not putting, I'm not choosing Slurpee because it just doesn't feel, it's, I don't think it's, it's draftable. Did you go Sui? Oh yeah. My favorite was always, there was a Coke flavor. The Coke flavor was the best. And I don't know why it was so good. Still is the best. There was a Coke flavored one that

I would always go with. Hey, it's, uh, it's 7-Eleven's coming up, July 11th. Oh yeah. Free Slurpee day at 7-Eleven. Oh, I'm not allowed to go back in there. But you went in too hyped up on smelling salts. They had a smelling salts flavored Slurpee. They caught me, I had my mouth under the little spigot and I was just sucking it out. I think you can take, can you still take any kind of-

Receptacle? Yeah, receptacle. Like, can you fill up like a bucket of Slurpee and walk out with it or like anything? I think I, I'll have to look up if they still do that. But yeah, I think that's what if you went to the gas station, you're right, that like you would be going to get that. I would never go really get a pop or a soda as you call it. I would always get like a

frozen drink. So that's gonna, that's gonna- I remember my uncle coming into town one time and like went by a 7-Eleven and he got like a big, I think it was like a big gulp. Like the big- Oh yeah. 30, was it a 32 ounce? It was a big gulp. Might have been bigger than that. But he just got like soda, like Coke. I was like, why didn't you get a surpy? I was like, I remember he'd be like, what are you doing?

He was like, Dave, I just I I drink. I like a Coca-Cola. I was like, slurpees right there. Like you chose that over. Was a circle machine not working? What's the way? What was the problem there? Uncle, I got the last pick, Davie. Last pick for Dave. This is this is not this is a little controversial

because like it's not exclusive to kids, but neither is near. Neither are some of the ones you all chose a crystal Pepsi. Like it wasn't just for kids dude when Snapple hit I fucking loved Snapple yeah I don't think kid drink when I think Snapple we were drinking it we were drinking it it was on my list but yeah I didn't get too much it wasn't like so okay well I wasn't like six years old drinking Snapple, but I was definitely like 10 years old drinking Snapple. We would go that would be another that would be a purchase. I would get save up quarters. You could probably get a Snapple for like one seventy five back then.

Maybe even less than that. And we'd ride our bikes and I would go get a Snapple. I'd get a peach Snapple, huge peach Snapple guy. You pop it, you turn upside turn it upside down and go, pop, hear that little pop, twist off the top. There was either like a joke or like a message in the cap. Fun fact usually. Well, fun fact, yeah.

Wait, you turn upside down and hit the bottom? That's how you like unsnapped it? I guess I never really drank Snapples. There was different ways you could do it. Interesting. What's up with some of you, you know, Capri Suns from the back, Snapples from the back. What's up? What's up? You've, you know, Capri sons from the backs, snapples from the back. What are you trying to say? Why are you always trying to hit it from the back, dude? Randy. All right. I have, I have one more pick, my last pick. I can't believe you didn't

pick this. I can't believe it. I already know what you're going to pick. You've talked about this, this drink more than, I know what you're going to be. You've talked about this, this drink more than I know what you're going to say. Maybe more than any other drink on this podcast. I know what you're going to say. What a twist for the folks at home that were listening during David's, uh, P break. I'm talking a little, a little drink that has a lot of caffeine. Yeah. Uh, 160 milligrams of caffeine and a 16 ounce can less than Celsius. I'm talking joke, Cola, baby. Yeah, it was on the list.

It's a good cola is my is my final pick. And honestly, it deserves better than last round. It you could say it's a miss on my part. Do you not even think of it? No, I had it out there. I just was like. I was actually thinking, what did I drink more of? There's no doubt I drink more Snapple and like.

Joel was so reserved for sleepovers on occasion that like. And I'm not even sure it tasted good. It was so syrup. It has more than three times the caffeine that a Coca Cola has. Correct. It's look, it's not good. Jesus. Great branding.

Shock. They don't have like a hard seltzer or like some kind of booze drink component with Jolt Cola. Maybe that's something we could look into. It's a good pick. You had a, you had a good draft. I had a great. Give you a B.

Dude, I'm talking Sunny D, Crystal Pepsi, All Sport and Joke Cola. The Crystal Pepsi is gonna be the one that keeps you from having an A. Strong disagree. It's a good draft, you drafted for need and I respect that. Strong disagree. Randy, give me your four.

I believe it was Kool-Aid, Capri Sun, Chocolate Milk, Slushie. I give Randy any B plus. Hawaiian punch left off. Ooh. Hawaiian punch was on my list. Hawaiian punch is a big mess. Here is my other list.

It was a Hawaiian punch, lemonade, milkshake, Mountain Dew. That's what the ones I didn't go with. I thought about throwing surge in there for the novelty, but I wasn't drinking a lot of surge. I was concerned it was gonna either A, just outright shrink my balls or B, lower my sperm count. Neither of which I think are true. I think we've talked about that many times on this show.

Well, you have two kids now, so. That's true and no balls as you know. It's true. So what's the point? Yeah, I gotta think your last three picks, Dylan, definitely like 90s kid, not a 90s baby like me. Cause I don't, I don't even remember ever having all sport or crystal Pepsi. I don't know if I ever had an all sport.

I just remember the branding and it looks so generic. Like there was nothing like their branding was just like, dude, I can still sport, I can still taste the carbonation. They're so good, man. I remember being like pretty upset when they, when they discontinued. What were your four David? Um, I think I know I did, uh, squeeze it to, I see I did Ecto, Ecto cooler. One squeeze it to barrels, barrels. Maybe that was two.

What was your last ball? No, or play though. That that is like, that might keep me from, from getting in the A's on like a lot of people's grades. But, and then of course I went with Snapple, which will be controversial, but it wouldn't be one of my drafts. If I didn't go controversies. I almost do Zima in there.

I stole a couple as a kid. That was a little Jolly rancher at the bottom. Zima was the gateway alcohol to many children in my generation. It took me one Zima to realize that like wine coolers and things like that, they hurt my stomach and I could never be into those. You know, Zima. I was aware of it. I think they brought it back a couple of years ago for a little run there.

They brought it back in like 2018 because they sent us a care package at Grand Ex in the paint factory. Really? They sent us dude Zuba's pants that were Zima. Oh, that was what that was for? Yeah, they sent us some like some random Zima stuff because they got some marketing agency

that tried to like relaunch the brand. It's like the precursor to Smirnoff Ice basically. I think our gateway alcohol in that same vein or as like Seagram's escapes and Mike's hard lemonade. Those were the ones that are like, you first try out. Yeah, no, mine was just cold beer. That was my gateway. First beer, first taste of a beer was Miller genuine draft

but my first like full beer was like a Bush light. We stole my buddy Dustin's dad's Coors light and like drank it in his driveway and like shared it, passed around and realized like this fucking sucks. This is not fucking good. It was like eighth or ninth grade. People would drop Jolly Ranchers in Zima. Yeah. Add some flavor to it.

The ladies did. Yeah. Add some flavor to it. The ladies did. Yeah. Skittles and vodka. Every guy's trying to do the gummy bears, absorbing them with vodka. That was a hot thing back in like 2012. Peanuts and Coke, whole thing. Peanuts and Coke.

Apparently a lot of people have done that. Yeah. I want to try it. It actually does sound pretty good. Well. Bro, let want to try it. It it actually does sound pretty good. Well, bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like

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Yeah, yeah, bud. Dylan, give us a rundown. Of the weekend. Yes. Or like an update. What do you what do you got on the on the docket here? Let's see. I don't have a whole lot going on. So I'm leaving town next week going to the beach. So this weekend, going to going to probably lay low. Actually, I have Park Saturday and there's this new place in South Austin

called Pins. You guys heard of this? It's like a bowling alley, like it's got the little small bowling. The small bowling and it's got a bunch of other games and Parks apparently, his mom has taken him a couple times and he absolutely loved it. Oh, I saw her post from there. Yeah, there's an arcade there too.

It's like a big Emporium with like box and stuff, yeah. It's over by the paint factory actually. Okay. It's a little. What a four year old enjoy. Um, I have never been, but probably. Okay. Probably.

I'm gonna look into it. So I might take him Saturday. We'll see. Other than that, I'm going to lay low, man. I don't, I don't plan on doing much. I might, might be a, might be a Maddels outing, if I'm being completely honest. Cause I haven't been in a few weeks and I'm starting to twitch a little bit. I got to get my mats fixed.

That's about it, man. Kyle, what about you, Davey boy? Oh man. It's going to be a pool weekend. We're going to hit the lifetime pool and you know what? We're going to walk over to that slide. We're going to stand right lifetime pool and you know what? We're going to walk over to that slide. We're going to stand right there next to the side. We're going to see if that, if we've hit that half inch

that we were lacking. Make sure he's got the Aqua socks on. We're going to, we're going to try that. He's really into this slide. This will be their first outdoor pool. It's about our first like public pool situation since he discovered he can swim. So this could be, it's gonna be tough. This might just be dad and son. Because if we got Sammy in the mix, that's gonna be too much to handle, right? He's gonna see his

brother swim and he's gonna want to try it's gonna be a whole thing. Other than that not much. It's the summer, it's the offseason, no tee ball. He did start that they have a program at his school where they do it's called soccer shots where like in the morning like one day a week they put on soccer jerseys and I go like practice soccer which is cool but also like I can't I'm not there to watch and You know My there stay on my arms crossed and might make make judgments on like the athletic ability of the kids in there Which is kind of disappointing. So I don't know how he's doing. I want like, you know, I don't know who's coaching this deal

But they're getting to do it this deal, but they're getting to do it. Sunday, no plans. It's just going to be a very low key weekend. Probably not that different than yours. Randy. Oh, I got a big weekend of nothing really. You moving still? I have the past two weekends been focusing on the moving and now that I've gotten all the stuff, all the boxes, like I could just focus on building stuff and hanging stuff up, but I kind of feel like I want to step out because I haven't, the next two weekends I won't be in Austin pretty much. So like I haven't gone out and done anything the past two weekends. I know I was in Vegas, but I'm looking, I'm looking to maybe go out the knee I'm limited, but like I would love to go paddle boarding or something. Just I want to be out in the sun this weekend for sure. You want to get sun kissed. I want to get a little sun kissed. Dylan's been

rolling in here bragging about how sun kissed he is. And I've been just every weekend just been inside organizing and unpacking and stuff. So I'm looking to step out, do something during the day, maybe even just hang out at the pool, but this will be a weekend of outdoors. There you go. Okay. Click and easy. We're gonna run it back real quick. Before we get out of here. Please. I got a quick one today. Of course, I run it back as a segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Dave is addicted to smelling salts again. We should put, I was inverted on a Christmas sweater and let Floyd Rivers steal it. Will. Already did.

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