Circling Back - Chili Dogs With The Boys And A Major Announcement

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

Will is under the weather, so we've got Big Game Brett filling in admirably. We each had relatively big weekends, a lot of big game talk, halftime shows, commercials, things of that nature, plus avocado shortages and cartel stories. Plus, we are happy to make a major Washed Media announcement. Major Announcement (5:15) This Weekend In Fun (10:25) Big Game (40:25) Avocado Mafia (1:03:18) Brett's Breaking News (1:11:07) Support our sponsors: Hawthorne-Take Hawthorne’s quiz TODAY and get started on your personalized self-care routine by going to Hawthorne dot C O and use promo code circlingback to get 10% off your first purchase. Fitbod-Get 25% off a membership when you sign up now at Fitbod.me/steam Sunday- Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit GET SUNDAY DOT COM SLASH STEAM20! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

okay we are back it's the circling back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with superfood acerola. My name is David. I'll be filling in hosting duties for one Will DeFreeze who, I think I can say, has some tum-tum issues. May I interject real quick? Please. I just want to get out in front of the narrative here. Yes, he does have tum-tum issues.

He did come over last night for the super bowl party the big game he did eat some food that we provided for everybody um as far as i know he's the only one that's gotten sick i don't think it's from the food okay as we all enjoy the food sure did so um that's that's not it. I feel great. I wasn't going to even say that. I don't know why you're getting out ahead of it. He got a little tummy bug, I think, is what it sounds like. And that's okay.

He'll be fine. Well, we wish him well in his recovery, for sure. I think he'll be all right. Standing or sitting to my right-ish diagonal, it's Brett Merriman. He's going to be filling in for me weirdly big game brett of course of uh mail-in fame and cold stove podcast thank you dave yeah that's i think that's the transitive property where you you get will spot i i pick you up and then tj's in their closing deals i guess so you got to do the stuff that i would normally do right so which is i mean do something i would

do what does that make my role on this podcast? Just whatever. Just support guy? That's Dylan Chivarri. Am I the glue guy? No. I don't think you're the glue guy. No, you're the goop guy.

Am I the Bruce Bowen? I just sit in the corner and just don't do any offense unless someone dishes me the rock and I'll just drain a three in your eye? That's the Ray Allen. The original 3D? You are the Ray Allen. The original 3D? You are the Ray Allen of this podcast. Okay. One of the greatest drum shooters of all time.

Second best. Given your likelihood to tabletop someone and hurt them seriously, you kind of are the Bruce Bowen as he is notorious for not letting a shooter land without rolling the shooter's ankle on his foot. Glaring lack. One of the dirtiest players. Sorry, Spurs. Glaring lack of tabletopping last night at the house.

I think people knew I wasn't playing around. I didn't even think about it. I can confirm that Stella and Barrett's dog, Otis, there was some tabletopping involved there. Boy, that was cute. Made it cute. Big surprise appearance from the dudleys with their new puppy first of all i knew they were talking about getting a puppy did

not know they had pulled trigger on said puppy not that they shot their puppy i'm saying that they right uh nine weeks old that is a cute golden retriever you can see a photo uh on at dc rough on instagram personally i liked that photo i believe from uh oh and i guess it was a You can see a photo on at DC rough on Instagram. Personally. I liked that photo, I believe from, oh, and I guess it was a, I viewed that photo. You did like it. From at D Chivary on Instagram. Go ahead. Thank you, David.

You want to get one in? Backyard for, no. If a good backyard for tabletopping, no. If we were to tabletop. Plush grass, no one's going to get hurt. No. Wide open hurt no no open spaces we got back there bermuda is that rye st augustine you got st augustine there's a lot of there's a lot of we i mean we're gonna get to this but there was a lot of small children there so you got to be careful with the tabletopping yeah they were inside though very small children mobile small children though that was an interesting one the tabletopping zone was in the backyard where the kids were not some company notes here

our patreon schedule if we do patreon stuff we do a worst of on tuesday sometimes and then we sometimes do a dad pod because the three of us and not brett but will dylan and i are fathers and you know it's kind of a fun thing to mix it up about because Will and I have children who are about the same age. Dylan's son, Parks, is what, six? He turned seven this weekend. Huge. You know what's funny is that Parks is just as much older as Rose as Dylan is than you. It's kind of like a reverse.

It is. It's ironic. Right. Don't you think? A little too ironic. I don think the meth uh shakes out there like y'all think it does also the stalwart of our patreon is our friday voicemails episode released on thursdays one of a kind it's all listener generated voicemails you call in get in get out be tactical 30 seconds or less

maybe it's an ad free episode we just have fun you want to lose yeah it's fun i feel the voicemails do so but if you want to hit me up 888-618-4422 hurts nobody stimulates the economy it's joe byron we're just we're just we're gonna get rid of all the bits before we even get into the content here um yeah check it out it's it's worth it we love doing it uh now let's do something different whoa we got an announcement announcement time a major we tease this announcement now it's time to actually let it let it rip We've added another podcast to the network. Come on. To the netty.

No, you're aware of this, Brett. Come on. No, you shouldn't be shocked because you kind of ran point on this. Sure. Well, I mean, now if you want to give me that, we have a female podcast officially in Washed Media. Two sisters. Two sisters. Two sisters.

Two co-hosts of said podcast and that podcast is outgoing without going out that's a tmz announcement i i was looking for like a sound effect that applied and just tmz just i'm feeling very tmz today with the big game and everything outgoing without going out yep shouts to podcast lexi and gabby fuller they are sisters who do a podcast it's pretty much just about being in your mid-20s and liking to stay in on the couch and uh kind of do life that way but more importantly solid farm system what's that western new york oh western new york's own you know i ride for western new york and much like my relatives in western new york are have since moved to florida correct about 40 years earlier than than mine did but brett what kind of stuff

do they talk about on their podcasts it's it's actually it's it's it's like the farm system for wash media they're in their mid-20s and they already like staying in on saturday nights to make pizza and and you know do their thing it's like you they think pizza's bay they probably because i do i know i know this freaking guy does they talk about dating they talk about uh they talk about their their careers lexi is in dental school shouts to her she's a smart person it's uh which is why there's gabby that's why they released their episodes at 2.30. Dentist time.

We're a great podcast, guys. Thank you. I don't know if they actually released it at 2.30. This love track goes on. Yeah, you might just have to kill it. I didn't realize that Will was doing that manually. They really thought that was a funny one. We're excited to get them in the network. Plus, along with the podcast crossover, look for

some. They'll be on our shows. They might be in some video content. There might be some merch coming out. I am. As in might, there will be. There's going to be an upcoming, and it's your podcast, so tell me to F off, but there's going to be a mail-in featuring one or two of these young ladies, and I've got to say I'm excited for it.

I've got to think. If the schedule is aligned, it'll be this week, actually. two of these young ladies and um i gotta say i'm excited for it i gotta think it's gonna be if the schedule is aligned it'll be this week actually you put them in there with you and with salgao and we're gonna get some takes you gotta you're gonna help some people out that's the whole thing you're gonna change lives trying to do is just help people out on a consistent basis that's outgoing without going out get it check? Check them out on Instagram. Big on Instagram. Both of them are big on Instagram.

Bigger than us. Let me get this right. Outgoing. They do numbers. Yeah, outgoing podcast on Instagram. Hey, hit them with the button, Dave. Add me on the group. It's funny because Dylan was initially bummed that he would no longer be the biggest presence on Instagram in the company, but.

I don't think I've said anything about that. You acted a little bit put off like i haven't checked their twitter numbers but something tells me i'm still top dog over there well i mean pete pete blackburn puts you to shame oh shit so does nrd yeah you know why because everything pete tweets goes micro viral at a minimum in in like three minutes even his throwaway tweets it's like 15 rts yeah 116 likes yeah if not more i'm not mad though yeah gabby's got uh 308 000 on instagram so yeah i don't have that many no no check them out on instagram youtube they have some uh their youtube is great gabby they both do vlogs i love vlogging that's video blogging dylan that is what what that means, yeah. So I'm excited to have Outgoing Without Going Out in the network.

They have a primarily female audience. I think the females will enjoy their podcast and what they talk about. Very excited to have them. Bringing some more youth, some mid-20s like myself, into the roster of Washed Media. Younger at the position. We're getting younger at the position. What are you trying to say? You're trying to say that we're out of touch?

No, I'm trying to say you are the epitome. You didn't say my name specifically. No, I didn't. I might be alluding to something. Okay. But I'm very excited. It's a fun pod. Alyssa and I, on a trip to Dallas, when we first started talking about adding them, we're listening and we are fans.

So check that out outgoing without going out yep more from them in the uh in the future here and let me say this too we're not done adding no podcasts to the network it's not just we're not just saying we we have a female podcast and now we're now we're done no no no no no no we're always on the lookout we're always looking and cooking that That's what I say. For podcast talent. Randy's game show is not going to make the network though. Are we doing a game show on Patreon?

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No power. So that's fine. I'll quit. I'll drive you in, Doc. I'll steal a base. I probably won't put one like 420 dead center. They would be a great first base coach. Back!

That's when they moved me from third base to second because I didn't have the arm to get it over there in time. Can I be the third base coach for Parts' team? They moved me from second base to third base because I just had the power. You literally played right field. Are you coaching Parts' team? Didn't you say you dropped a pop field or a pop line right field left field listen up one time i think this story's changed but we'll pull the tape i'll bet you a million dollars it hasn't but okay are you are you coaching parts of this team no you didn't get

didn't get the call huh um since he's a first year player i didn't want to jump in there and step on some dad's toes who've probably been doing it for a few years. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I might at some point do it. You tell me when. I am literally there for every practice.

Okay. His first practice is actually tomorrow. Okay. I'll be there, Brett. I'll be in left field with a paper bag, you know, 45 or 40. I don't know why I said 45. You're going to bring a Colt 45? No, I'm going to bring a record player.

Okay. Anyway. Yeah, we'll start Friday. Bay and I had a little date, a little date night situation. We went to actually. Where'd you go? We went to Matzo Rancho. Oh, is that where we saw.

Well, world famous Matzo Rancho. I saw Wacky Trumbacky there and Brett. They were together. Wacky Trumbacky, who is rocking a rowback polo, a pink rowback polo, as it is- Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day, by the way, to Caroline and all the other folks out there.

All the listeners. Let me be the first to say. Let me be the first to say happy Valentine's Day to my wife. Happy Valentine's Day to Bay and Bay only. Okay. I don't care about your wife, your girlfriend. Like, no offense, but this is Bay's day. A fun thing about having a kid is getting to send flowers or get cards for grandmas and moms and doing From Roads.

It's almost like the kid, the baby, he didn't send it as he's only a year old. But it's Q2, man. Yeah, exactly. You didn't go to the store and cop shit? No. Okay. Yeah, a little date night. Had a good time.

Saturday night. Give us some deets what did i get i got um asadero i got what did i get oh you must have been pretty drunk man oh how much to drink you drive i got um tacos all carbon okay tacos with carbon which is basically uh the way they do it's basically just a fajita i don't want to call you out i actually don't eat those anymore i'm trying to reduce my carbone footprint it's not bad it's good it's not bad it's tough it goes on like that so it's tough it's like i know i You've given me too much power. I've never been in control of the board.

You guys go out after Mets? No, we called it a night. Yeah. Washed. Well, Saturday we had a gala to go to. J.W. Marriott got suited and booted for this one. You've been using that term a lot. I know.

I can't stop. Yeah, it was a great event. What did it benefit? So it was put on by a company that basically deploys a lot of charitable endeavors. And that's probably a terrible way to explain what it is. Is it the Clinton Foundation? You can tell us. It's a holding company for charitable endeavors.

It's a non-pro, also a four pro uh but yeah there's numerous arms of charitable endeavor it's or tentacles right i'm doing a terrible this is a terrible way to explain this doesn't sound shady whatsoever it's not i'm kidding it's not it looked like a very nice gala it was it was and then there's a party afterward. Didn't you say it was like suited and booted, but like everybody was wearing masks? No, I didn't say that. Was it like a really big mansion? It was like- They had a live band afterward, and Bay and I went over there.

Was it the Spasmatics? We danced. And we danced. I just want to dance. We danced. We had a good time. Like a wave on the ocean? All right.

I'm sorry. What are you doing? I'm trying to help Brett out here. You guys are just like volume shooting bits that aren't really. We're doing like mid 80s. Yeah. Synth rock. And you're just not picking it up.

Sunday, the big game. Bay and I hosted a Super Bowl party. Yeah. You guys were both there. Randy declined. Decided to watch a game alone. Wasn't offended at all uh and honestly happy we honestly i think we kind of crushed the party well i was offended

because the the buff chick did there was a situation the buff chicky i'm glad you let me know yeah bay bay matched that buff chicky button right in right in brett's face she gotta be careful with that she dunked in his face. She went, no, no, no. Buff chicky button. She matched the buff chicky button. Dylan begrudgingly had to let me know. He tried to be nice, though, with it. He was like, hey, man, you coming over today?

I was like, yeah, man, can't wait. You know, Brett makes that. It wouldn't have been a problem because we had two quesos. We had dueling queso. Did we? Bay, I don't want to speak for bae but your your fiance britney i could just call her by her name yeah um yeah that's her name she she had the heb queso

which is good and but but um some of her friends showed up and they had some homemade i assume queso and it was it was also good and she was just like you know what i'll just put this off on the back but you could have done we could have ran it you know ran twos dueling man the drink the drinks were flowing we had buff chick dip we had chili dogs multiple yeti coolers it was it was glizzy season at the crib yeti coolers were going um squares we played. I printed out using my home printer, a QR code with my Venmo on there. It worked like a charm. You guys couldn't have done that, you know why?

You don't have home printers because you're idiots. No, I've advanced enough to be able to scan things and then PDF them. Did you use my QR code? No, I didn't, I just Venmoed to your name. Did you use my QR code, David? No, I know who you are. I found you on Venmo quite easily. Well, some people use my QR code? No, I didn't. I just Venmo'd to your name. Did you use my QR code, David? No, I know who you are. I found you on Venmo quite easily. Well, some people use my QR

code that was printed out and available for everybody. That's cool. That's like the most technological advanced thing you've done. Bay and I won third quarter squares, not to brag. The other couple, Lexi and Andy, they won three quarters as a unit, as a

couple. Nothing weird about that. Yeah, you guys, you and Bay had seven threes. It's like, it's almost, it's kind of wild. It's all random, Brett. Oh, is it? No. You randomize it on your random number generator? We drew out of a bowl, dog.

Oh, that's cool. That's completely randomized. Oh, I called Brett. I'm like, hey, man, you're not here yet, but the squares are almost filled up. Do you want any? He goes, yeah, let me buy three of them. He goes, I want zero. I was like, hold on, it doesn't work like that.

He tried to claim numbers. I was trying to claim numbers. You can't do that, dog. All right. Numbers going after the squares are filled. Have you ever done that? Have you ever been to a Super Bowl party? Have I been to a Super Bowl party?

I know you've been to like the big ones, like the cool ones. Oh, yeah. With all the celebs. Not me. You ever been to one like Dylan's? Just like 20 people. With the fellas? Dudes with Yetis. Sure. I have. Adult all the celebs. Sports Illustrated and stuff. Not me. You ever been to one like Dylan's? Just like 20 people. With the fellas?

Dudes with Yetis. Sure. I have. Adult bevvies. Right. In Dave's garage next year. He already said it. The sound bar was just humming up there.

I got to clean that garage up after last night. Yeah. That TV looked good. Thank you. Sound bar was popping. Mm-hmm. That halftime show. For my money, it was goaded.

I would agree. A lot of people say Prince may have put on a better one. Prince is talked about as the GOAT. I think he gets the, like, has passed away since bump in the popularity department for the halftime shows. I think people said that at the time. Performed Purple Rain in the rain. Who's the artist, Van Gogh? He died like a broke man,

and then his stuff popped after he passed. Is he the one who cut his ear off? I think so. Vincent? Happy Valentine's Day. He cut his ear off for love. Possible. That's a simpy fucking move.

I think he was a crazy man. Was he a simp? We don't use that term. Okay. What was your favorite appetizer? Ooh. If I said the Buffy chick dip, would you get mad at me? No, because mine wasn't there.

So there was no peer to compare to. It was probably the chicky dip, man. Brett, what did you bring? Because I enjoyed what you brought. But the thing that was working against you is you brought it after you were a little bit, not late, you were late. I was about 50 minutes. I had already filled up on two different kinds of queso, guacamole, and I mashed that buff chicky button. Right.

I had to pivot, and since I only had about four hours to pivot, I had to do something It was a very impressive pivot. So I did a little, call it sort of a cheese dip football. It was a cheese football. Did you make that or did you pick that? I made it. I made it. That had big pickup vibes.

You can't pick up cheese footballs like that. You can't. I'll find a cheese football right now. Someone's doing cheese footballs. Nobody's doing cheese footballs. Dude, he doing cheese football. Nobody's doing cheese football. Dude, he put little pepperonis all over the football. Mini pepperonis. They were really cute peps. It was kind of sick, man.

Did you get a pic of it? I did, actually. Sure. I'll post it from circling back. You sort of crushed that, man. Thank you for stepping up to the plate. Thank you. It was very good.

It was sort of like a cheese dip with some garlic and green onions, Dave, were involved. You know, in the Marvel universe, my superhero name is the green onion. I don't know if Dylan knew there were green onions. Now he's like, what? Green onion stinks. You stink. It's just onion that's green.

Like, what are you doing? They take scallions. So that was fun. I made a cheese football with pepperoni all over it. It's pretty tight. You did good. Thank you. It wasn't my buffalo chicken dip. Maybe next year, but. I made a cheese football with pepperoni all over it. It's pretty tight. You did good. Thank you. It wasn't my buffalo chicken dip.

Maybe next year, but. I'm sorry, man. That's okay. I mean. Bay went and bought the supplies, and she's like, hey, by the way, I'm making this tonight. I was like, oh, shit. I better let Brett know. Do you make yours a Frank's Red hot sauce?

I'm not going to divulge my secrets on here. Wow, dude. It's a family. It's a secret family. It's proprietary. An in-house method. It's literally New York Times famous. he's got that secret family resi so you got it from the new york time the failing new york times yes they just bought wordle did they i think they're doing okay there's world

now did you see this what was it i hate it what is that it's where you a picture of a country flashes you know in front of you and uh you have to guess which country it is. Like on a map? No, it's just the outline of the country. The stencil. So today was Czechia. We would probably do really well on that. And I guessed it first try.

You did not guess Czechia. I guessed Czechia first try. Fucking guy. Man, they bought Wurtele, huh? What was the damage? Low seven figs. Good for Wurtele. I'm glad that guy got paid. Or girl. guy man they bought wordle huh what was the damage low seven figs good for wordle that's that i'm glad that guy got paid or girl maybe it's a woman in stem

maybe what's your weekend website i've been honest tell us about the damn weekend i've been on like an act you know like an accidental bender in your mid-20s yeah i know sneaky bender i know about those actually sneaky bendy like if your buddy touched you on a Wednesday at 530 and says, Hey, do you want to grab a drink? Sure. And then your buddy, another buddy on Thursday says, Hey man, had a tough week at work. Do you want to grab a drink? Must be nice to have so many friends. Sure. Look at this guy with the friends. And then Friday rolls around and Dave and I go to yard house with Randy after our event that you will see on social media later on at Mizzen and Maine.

Dude, the boys are just mobbing in the domain. Dave's never been to Yardhouse. It's like Chili's, but elevated. It is a Chili upscale. Okay, hold on. It is an upscale Chili's in a cool location that has a great patio. They need one on West 6th. They do.

They absolutely do. So Dave and Randy started uh we had one beer exactly one beer or randy what randy randy had a fucking tiki tiki pineapple mule he got the like was it citrus moscow or pineapple moscow mule hawaiian mule hawaiian mule dave and i had beers correct and uh And so then I had a date With Randy and his buddies His crew, shouts to Omar and the boys Omar of course

Of Turndogs So we had A date at Matt's El Rancho planned But since Matt's El Rancho was at 6 And it was already like 4.30 I didn't want to go all the way home And then go back to Matt's El Rancho was at 6, and it was already like 4.30. I didn't want to go all the way home and then go back to Matt's because I live, as you know, Dave, a little bit out of the way. So I went to Fix, stopped by there for a mezcal margarita.

You know your boy loves mezcal. So I had one of those, and then I shouts to Casey, the bartender at Fitz, slid me another one on the house. Oh, this, things really escalated after I bounced from Yardhouse. Yep, then I went to Matt's

and then we went to Rustic Tap for about six hours Friday night. Okay. Good night. Met a certain infamous character

of Austin. Fulton Oil and Gas. Nope. One with a voluptuous ass guy we met the ass guy again like like talk to him for about an hour does he know he's the ass guy he now knows he's the ass man he's probably listening to this probably very guys just dragging that thing all over town he's dragging all over town and he was uh i showed him the picture i showed him the tweet oh no he no. I didn't know this. He was even surprised by how his ass looked.

Was he? Was he just being humble? He might have been. A real aw shucks guy? He might have been. Aw shucks, my dumper's popping. That thing just won't stop. Great dude.

Great dude. Oh, okay. Saturday lit some wounds. Hung out with Randy again. Oh, and went to Carve with Dave. Carve. I wasn't planning on doing much. You guys hit Carve for real?

Yeah, we hit the bar at Carve. We weren't joking. Dave literally tweeted. You were in the group touch where Dave tweeted. I didn't know it actually happened. I didn't see any photographic evidence of you guys being there. It was pretty low key. It's kind of a no phone policy in there.

Can I tell you something? As a friend, it's my duty? You got a little bat in the cave over here. Why would you do that? It's a bug. Just, I don't, maybe the camera picks it up. Now people are going to be wondering where he's putting it. Am I good?

You got it. Okay. Here. I don't want you to wipe a player out. I know. I don't want him wiping it under the desk. We're good. That's how you used to do it.

You probably still do that i put i put you know last night i put gum that i was chewing under your coffee table also i was i was flicking number two pencils into your ceiling why would you do that and um what else you know your crushed red pepper uh container i unscrewed the top so next time you go to pour red pepper... I'm just going to go home and screw them back on. I did it to your entire spice cabinet. That's so messed up, dude. Yeah, I was pretty bored during the game. You still put your hand under the

desk at school, and it's just like gum. Also, I upper decked your guest bathroom toilet. You're just a menace. Why'd you do all these things to me? You're a grown man. I don't know. Oh, and also that mongoose bicycle in the garage,

I let the air out of the tires. Really? Yeah. That was you? That was me. I tried to take it for a spin this morning. I didn't go anywhere. Yeah.

That was kind of the idea. Also, I cut the brakes on your vehicle. If you were wondering why you had to slam into the wall. It could potentially kill me. Right. Well, it's all good jokes. Anything else? No, then I went to Dylan's house.

Cool. Yeah, pretty fun. Oh, I went to Chewy's yesterday, actually. Hey, that was a good Super Bowl party, right? Very good Super Bowl party. Dave, was it a good one? Yeah, I'm bummed I had went to Chewy's yesterday, actually. Hey, that was a good Super Bowl party, right? Very good Super Bowl party. Dave, was it a good one? Yeah. I'm bummed I had to leave after the halftime show.

Hey, kids, man. Chewy's rocks, man. It was cool. That's my first time being to Chewy's. The boom boom sauce, Dave? Chewy's. I guess it's the original, the OG Chewy's on Barton Springs. Yeah.

Oh, that's the one made famous by Jenna Bush. What'd she do there? Yeah, what'd she do there yeah what she drank underage uh it happens you know this story there's no way this is the first time you're it's ringing a bell but i'm not i don't know the winter when uh when her daddy was was prez george w yeah and this is a big story i think this is probably pre-9-11 she used to live on uh lake austin boulevard in the same apartments that my sister used to live in. And there was this constantly secret service parked outside. She said it was pretty lit way back in the day.

Damn, man. That's cool. That's the end of that story. Where are their apartments on? Oh, on Lake Austin. I lived in an apartment on Lake Austin. Same ones. She lived where I lived? Yeah. Really? Oh, they weren Austin. I lived in an apartment on Lake Austin. Same one. She lived where I lived?

Really? Oh, they weren't that nice. Well, she was in college. Oh, yeah. That's true. You got to be humble. Yeah. So, Yardhouse of Brett Friday.

First of all, we did the Mizzen and Main thing. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. Went right to Yardhouse. Had a beer with the lads the lads being wacky trim backy and big game bread right um left from there went home and we did dinner we did dinner with our friends and um i thought i was being my goal my whole goal on weekends is to have fun, uh, enjoying a few glasses of alcohol, but never, never so much that I can't do something outdoors or physical the next day. Like I like to be, I like to be

able to work out the next day. Not that I'm gonna, but that's just kind of my, my standard these days that unfortunately did not happen as apparently three glasses of wine and one draft beer um over a three-hour period is enough to just absolutely tank my saturday very sad you should have come down you should have done it i worked out yesterday okay okay did you like double up or did you just no i did a i did a real limited boxing and then i i ran i jogged a little bit a very weak jog it was more of like a jog, rest, jog, rest, interval type training. And it was just mainly to get outside. Yesterday was a beautiful day. Saturday, hung out all day. My mother-in-law was in town,

watched golf, waste management, more on that later. I had a stock the bar party that a buddy of mine from college was hosting for his wedding, upcoming wedding. And I was going solo. My wife could not make it. And I texted Brett. I said, hey man, I got this deal. You want to go to carve? You want to go sit at the bar, eat a wedge salad and a filet before I have to go to this thing? Brett's like, oh yeah, of course. Brett's never going to turn down an invitation to sit at the bar or carve. It's just not going to happen. Literally, i don't think there's any scenario did you walk no he actually scootered a razor scooter i could scooter or and or bike very very easily but no i just drove it takes me about 42 seconds door to door it's close we saw

the whiners they walked in they were on a date we gave them a wave i felt like a pos because they were seated in the bar area at a table and it was clearly like date night and brett and i are sitting at the bar i've got a backward hat on i had not shaved i just i was hung over and i was just pounding a filet and i just like man i hope i'm not ruining their date night they are like i'm they're in i'm in their line of sight. Very much in the eye line. And Mike is wearing a button down. And Mike is wearing a nice dress. I've got an L.L. Bean snap tee on.

Boo-boo. Boo-boo, yes. He goes by Boo-boo. That's right. Boo-boo's wearing a nice dress. And Dave and I were, I was wearing something similar to what I'm wearing now. We met a luxury real estate agent. Shouts to Rita.

She gave us her card. She branded herself as luxury. I believe so. Her card literally says luxury real estate on it. What if you wanted just to dump somewhere? She wouldn't help you? No. Probably not.

I think she takes care of the folks out in Barton Creek. You're the real estate professional. You tell us. She's probably like, no, I don't take properties like this. I will say she stole my seat when I was over there talking to the whiners. And I came back and we were leaving anyway,

but she was just, she had just at least three fingers of scotch on an ice cube that she was just pounding. Correct. Started with four. She must have closed a luxury deal earlier that day. She told me the deal that she had closed was quite luxurious. That feels like something she does often is hit the bar

solo and mingle. Underrated part of the entire interaction that would happen the next day. Oh, here's a Micah tie-in. When I was telling Micah, because Micah noticed that she stole my seat at the bar. Micah's like, you better go talk to her. You got to tell her to get out of your seat, whatever. And I was like, whatever. Talked to him bar. Yes. Micah's, you know, he's like, you better go. You talk to her. You got to tell her to get out of your seat, whatever. And I was like, ah, whatever. Talked to him yesterday. I was like, hey, you know the lady who stole my seat? She's a luxury real estate agent.

And Micah literally wants the card so he can connect with her for her mortgage lending purposes. Oh, yeah. Always thinking. Always grinding. Nope. There's the card. No free ads.

No free ads, Dylan. This is not what i had in mind she's a little bit older than our demo i'd imagine maybe mid-60s there's not many i'm gonna just say something that might get me in trouble there's not a ton of ladies in our demo that go to the bar and drink scotch luxury international that's a key part in all this Yeah She crosses Domestic lines We're looking at a place

In Costa Rica She's gonna help you It's near one of those Luxurious places It's near a PP drinking resort That sounds sick Yeah

Went from there To the Stockton Bar Party Saw some college buds Great time Went from there To Little Woodrow's At about 10.15 To watch You didn't text me You told me you were gonna text me I got out of there so late I am sorry Went from there to Little Woodrow's at about 10.15 to watch.

You didn't text me. You told me you were going to text me. I got out of there so late. I'm sorry. I thought I was going to. I wouldn't have come, but I'm just saying. All right. Slow down.

All right. I met Dan and Boosh and Boosh's girlfriend at Little Woodrow's to watch the last few fights. You had a weekend, Dave. Yeah, I did. You hit all the spots. I did. And then yesterday, I was kind of the unsung hero of the Super Bowl party

because not only did I bring a Yeti with just a variety pack of beers from Rhodes' first birthday party that had been taking up about 40% of the room in my fridge, I'm the guy who showed up with two bags of fritos scoops i'm that guy so you brought fritos scoops with without a dip and correct so you just knew there was gonna be dips involved i had i had a little birdie on my shoulder was like there's gonna be dips who told you that there's to be dips Wow I was on a text chain With you and your fiance

Man So you brought the scoops No such thing as too much dip They call him Scoops McGee When he shows up To the Super Bowl party Ah yes In bed by 9.45 last night

Well you had a big weekend So that makes sense It was fantastic Took an early bird I cannot believe Your recovery was As good as it was 98%

Dude that's that early bird He mashed that button For as much I'm not kidding When I say early bird leave cap recovery was as good as it was 98 dude that's that early bird he matched that button for as much i'm not kidding when i say early bird this is not even a read it has helped my sleep dramatically i sleep so much better and i tracked it i'm i'm a i'm tracking the data with my my whoop there it is i like to track the numbers. I'm a trick. Sorry. That's it. Oh, yeah. Anyway, I closed the night in my garage. Right.

Do you? Okay. BTS going. Alyssa came out like, can you turn that down? Is there actually any room in your garage? Let's pull back the curtain on this bit here. Can we actually drink beers in your garage? You can drink beers wherever you want.

Well. You're asking if it's feasible. Right. Why wouldn't it be? What are you trying to say? Do I seem like the kind of guy who uses his garage as a storage unit? Because you'd be right. I'm exactly that kind of guy. And also, you've got to compete with Dave Ross Swing Academy.

Of course. Can I tell you guys, can I give you some bad some bad news about the swing academy I gave the net to my dad you're this the swing academy is no longer it no it still lives but it lives in Duncanville Texas wow yeah that somewhere disappointing somewhere west of cedar ridge. You know, you know. I don't even have a garage. That's facts. Carport. Don't you have a... Okay, you have a detached...

No, it's not detached, but it's just a carport. What's the difference? There's no garage door, no walls. Oh, you just have a... Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

You could put a swing academy in the backyard, though. I've got room for it. I could have put it in my backyard my backyard but i just i thought he would use it more than i was so he i'm not on the swing journey you guys are on i'm a boy it's an evolving oh you're going journey you're going pool back there dylan is that the plan um at some point maybe yeah aren't you on a fitness journey? Yeah. That's why I use Fitbod. Chemistry here is, look, there's other bigger podcasts out there. I dare you to find one that has this kind of chem. I just buried it in somebody's face. Our friends at Fitbody, it's the beginning of a new year,

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Where do we begin? First of all, let me just say the experience of watching a Super Bowl at a Super Bowl party is different than just sitting at home because at home, you're going to see every commercial. You're going to see every little, if Al has a gaffe or any nuance, you're going to pick up on it. Super Bowl party is different, especially when you have your baby there and there's other babies and they're crawling around doing baby shit. Babies love to just crawl. That's what they do be crawling. They be crawling. It's like they're like puppies. They just never want to stay in the same.'s what i noticed yesterday is is basically when there are multiple children involved of mobility age you go you go pick one up and the other one is left left the building you go pick the other one up i did see this

were you guys aware that the rock was part of the pregame festivities? No. So they do America the Beautiful. They do the National Anthem. And you're like, okay, let's get to it. They bring The Rock out. The Rock does his thing. Are you smelling what he's cooking?

He introduces both teams. It just seemed a little unnecessary. Maybe get in, get out, out be tactical not at all it was about like three minutes of him just doing his his wrestling bits are we a little overexposed to uh duane the rock johnston i've said that yeah he's everywhere man i think everybody has a favorable opinion john cena too i am a fan of the rock i think he's he provides uh some entertainment he could do less he could turn down a project. He could, but that's not part of his grind boy mentality.

He does everything. He's everywhere. If there's a skyscraper that's about to fall down or whatever, he'll film a movie about it. He woke up at 4 a.m. today, I'm assuming. Yeah. Got to work out. Must be lonely. 18 slonkers, probably, for breakfast. I almost Eight, uh, 18 slonkers.

Probably for breakfast. I almost brought a tray full of slonkers, but. Really? Yeah. Is it schlonk or slonk? I don't know. Slonk.

Randy says slonk off mic. Speaking of the start of the broadcast, you, uh, did you catch Al Michaels being a little, uh, sliding in here for the last time, huh? Just saying.

He's, uh, his contract is up. Oh, really? It's Alan Criss. Potentially the final game. It was Michelle Tafoya's last game. Okay.

I knew that about Tafoya. Oh, and we may have the end of Aikman on Fox. Big shakeup in the broadcasting. Big year for free agents in the broadcasting world. I made the mistake of saying that I like Troy Aikman, and we had no less than two calls last week, possibly from the same guy on the pipeline, being mad that I thought I gassed up Troy as being the best in the biz,

color guy. Really? And I didn't know that was controversial. There's a reason he's on the Fox A team. Well, it's going to be, what is it, Romo versus Aikman versus Collinsworth? Kind of. Versus Tirico? No, he's not really a color guy.

Greg Olson? No. He's like really a colored guy. Greg Olson? We're getting to B teams now. That's bad. He might be C team still. Yeah. Anyway, I'm over it. Did y'all have a chance to see the hot commercials? Because you know, a lot of people

say that that's the best part of the game. Will DeFries always said that. I don't know. Will said Monday after the Super Bowl should be a holiday, and he always says his favorite part is the commercials. Those are two things that Will DeVries says. Maybe because I was just too excited or just playing host or working the grill with those glizzies,

but I think I caught maybe one, two commercials the whole night. I just wasn't paying attention. We saw the QR code together when you were outside working the grill. You do have an outdoor TV. I didn't see that commercial. I was by the TV, but I was working the grill. I just didn't see it. I didn't pay attention.

Big night for crypto. Yeah. Are you familiar with crypto? Yeah. Anytime you're advertising money, it's kind of like, oh. Did Coinbase, did their website really crash? That's what they say.

I think Snowden was, I think it was Snowden. I think it was Snowden was tweeting about like how very internet it is to have, do like a commercial, spend all that money on a commercial like that for a QR code. And then only to not have invested in your website and the servers, not having Micah there to ice them down. Right. your website and the servers not having micah there to ice them down right there's a 20 20 million hits from that which i i always appreciate a good uh vague commercial with q car qr codes involved sure figured it was going somewhere the crypto route and figure you know pulling at the nostalgic heartstrings with with bouncing around and waiting for the corner to hit so i get it i get what they're doing but we get a bump in crypto no fuck not not even a don't even

tell me minor one don't need to sell i'm not never diamond hands his hands yep lasers and diamonds and shit right i still have a sergi baka nft if anybody wants it in diamonds i'm so out on nfts yeah everybody is doing it and if the the cycle is now turning to like oh now we're making now if like reese witherspoon tweets her nft project everybody dunks on her it's like oh money grab it's um it's kind of jumped the shark yeah anyway but like i said sergey baka for sale for far far far more than i bought it for in far hours period our friend colton underwood former bachelor uh i told you how awful his twitter game is and followed him and it is one of the worst twitter games i've ever seen on a human being is the only when he does tweet it's about crypto or like nft shit and it's like man i'm just is that the worst

thing about crypto is that bachelor alum are going to get into nfts and crypto projects and stuff like that's potentially that's a real problem his his avi is just he just rotates different nfts and crypto projects and stuff like that's potentially that's a real problem his his avi is just he just rotates different nfts in it's it's bad very cool that's also what uh noted quarterback deshaun kaiser is up to really yeah remember him yeah flame out notre dame prospect uh yeah he's doing nf's now too okay so congratulations to all of you anybody else see the Sopranos commercial and cry because I certainly didn't that's not me couldn't be me did you really cry no I thought I I watched it again and it made me happy but I didn't I didn't like cry cry it was good turns out Meadow Jamie Lynn Sigler, still very attractive. Saw her not long ago.

Guess what? IRL. Really? Eating at an establishment in Austin, Texas. Really? Mm-hmm. Look at you rubbing shoulders with the celebs. We didn't rub shoulders.

I just saw her. AJ looks good, too. He's all growns up. Hmm. What happened to their dad? So there were some tweets going around and somebody this this somehow did numbers people were like oh my gosh so apparently i think david chase directed this commercial or had something to do with it they're like well because of their involvement like this

you know seeing meadow and aj alive that's that means that they survived. Like, because this is still, this is hypothetically in the Sopranos universe. And a lot of people are like, whoa, yeah, that's great to know. And I was just thinking, did anybody, like the controversy is, did Tony survive? Did he live? Not, did a hitman kill the entire family? That was never going to happen. That's not a thing that happens.

They would not have done that. That's against the code, right? It's against the code. No, you don't kill, you don't kill everybody. So, yeah, I saw people being like, man, that's good to know that Meadow and AJ survived. I mean, it's cool that they've made it this far in the Sopranos world, but there

was never a question. Did the Ragazzi comment on it? Hey, I'm totally ignorant to this. What was being promoted last night? The truck? It was a Chevy. It looked like a Chevy Avalanche electric, but it was like a new Chevy Silverado that is not good looking.

A new Chevy Silverado. It's trucking. For them to do this in podcast week and truck month is pretty wild. We didn't see that coming, did we? The one that most controversial in our Super Bowl world, the Dylan Chivary household, the NFL one with the animated football game going on

that we, for the first minute, thought was about to be like a relaunch of NFL Blitz, when we found out that was just an ad and not like an upcoming video game, that was very disappointing. Was not like an upcoming video game that was very disappointing was there a uh usaa commercial last night for some reason yeah it was a commercial on how um i'm about to get just bent over backward on both of my claims that i currently have with you have two yeah one's your ac unit and one is uh yeah the condenser uh-huh it's not great i'll do it what's the damage on that

buddy we are looking for alternatives i'm just ready to talk halftime show already all right dude no we got we got some more stuff yeah we don't dylan's over the commercials dylan i didn't see any we watched them before the podcast yeah we watched like three of them and we watched the pringles one which was great we haven't talked about that one yet you want to talk a dude died with a pringles can on his pringles man it's like a pringles man do you remember the old uh adam sandler s uh weekend update bit where he it was like last minute halloween costume ideas and he would like come in and just be like a crazy guy with a shoe on his head that's what it seemed like to me it's crazy guy with pringles and that could be that is it seemed like to me. It's a crazy guy with Pringle's head.

That could be. That is going to be a low-key sleeper Halloween costume in 2022. Pringle's man. Pringle's man. It's too far removed, though, man. I'm going to bring that one back. I'm going to show up here and bring the house down. Oh, here comes Pringle's guy.

Why didn't he just take his hand out, though? He had it locked onto a chip, dude. I couldn't use it without the lovemaking scene. Or the death scene. Or the death scene as well. They showed his corpse in a casket. Yeah. If you were to do something cool like hang gliding

or something like that, because it's probably tough to steer with a Pringles can on your hand. Yeah. Yeah, that could have ended differently, think my favorite moment of super bowl sunday happened early in the day in the pre-game in the lead-up you watched the puppy bowl no i did not watch the puffy bowl tough one for team rough apparently no affiliation at least publicly um no they were doing the lead-up and they were like all right we're gonna do a segment and we're going

to we're going to focus on these two quarterbacks, these two first round picks and their humble small town beginnings. And of course, Joe, Joe Burrow from somewhere in Ohio, real small town, I assume, you know, down home type and Matt Stafford, Highland Park, Highland Park, the richest area of Dallas, which is a very large metropolitan area. Yeah, and

the restaurant they show is like Mi Casina. Did they? They show Mi Casina, and they didn't say this, but it was implied that like, oh, yeah, it's just a real mom and pop. It's Mi Casina. It's just an up-and-coming tech store. It's an absolute scene.

First of all, there's at least six Mi Casinos in the Metroplex, and it's an absolute scene. You will see Jerry Jones or Troy, somebody there very famous just pounding Mambo Taxis. I bet you can't drink three. No one's ever drank three. Is that a margarita? It is like a swirly marg mixture.

Okay. Hell of sugar, I have to imagine. I mean, I'll try one. You want to know the notable people from Highland Park, Dave? Dude, I found this out yesterday. Clayton Kershaw. Did you know that he was teammates with Matt Stafford? Didn't know.

Pretty wild. Who else, man? Noted owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So humble beginnings. Is he from there or is he just currently reside there? He resides there.

Marty Turco, Dave. Marty Turco lives there. Right. Dallas Stars, Marty Turco. Probably a lot of athletes, former athletes. Former. I would imagine. Weirdo, Armie Hammer.

Highland Park guy. Really? Yeah. I did not know that. Oh, yeah. And Bill Clements, the 42nd and 44th governor of Texas. I wonder if Armie Hammer saw the Liver King story where he's drinking blood in Africa.

Liver King was drinking some blood. Was he? Yeah. He came over to your house yesterday, right? Yeah. We were in the garage. Yeah. We were just- I saw him on your story. He was drinking some sort of African beer.

And I think it's the first time I've ever seen him drink alcohol on a story. It's good to see that he gets loose every now and then. That's cool. Yeah. Halftime show. This is a big player at the Chivalry household. We turned it up. The party got noticeably quieter.

It was like, okay, let's lock in here. I'm glad because I wanted to, I wanted to give it its due because we had out of the gate. We had Snoop. We had Dre. We had surprise guests. I didn't realize that's a surprise. 50 cent upside down.

Man, this was hitting all my nostalgic feels. Wow. That's a good headline. We should have done headlines about the Super Bowl halftime. It was awesome. I freaking flipping loved it. Five things you might not know about yesterday's halftime show. Kendrick being the only one that wasn't like... No, he's the most modern.

Right, right. But he brought the heat as well. He did. It was sick, man. Mary J Good to see Dr. Dre healthy Just doing his thing man Beats by Dre

You hear about this company You boldly proclaimed On Twitter This is the greatest And you The greatest halftime show ever And you will not hear Anything differently

I didn't say it quite In those words But I will not hear Anything differently So I might as well Have said that Yeah Incredible show.

They played nothing but the hits, man. I agree. Cool set, too. Very cool set. Cool set. Instead of putting it somewhere weirdly in the stadium or having people walk out of the tunnel, they just put it at the 50-yard line. You got Snoop Dogg ripping a J before

going out there. He does a dance move where he kind of puts his knees together. That's the Snoop, man. That's well done. He does a dance move where he kind of puts his knees together. That's the Snoop, man. That's well done. He has a signature move. He's potentially the, I think he's the greatest performer in, if not, I think in hip hop history and potentially like modern music. It's Bruno Mars in a landslide.

Snoop brings it every time. People forget I saw Snoop perform in Augusta, Georgia. At 50 years old. I saw him at Mitchell Palooza presented by Speaker City. It was a movie. It was a movie. I don't think you were there.

Then Matt Damon played Scotty Doesn't Know. That's a different movie. Yeah, you're doing, I don't know what you're doing. You're conflating two very popular movies. It was sick.

Yanni layoff 50, all right? He was doing the upside down thing. Yeah, he put on some weight. He looked a little, he put on some weight. It's bulking season. He had a long – Super Bowl week in Vegas is a marathon.

Here's the deal. He's not a young buck anymore. He was at Nobu. That's a lot of sodium. Young bucks are completely different. That's when Rambo slowed down. There's a lot of sodium going on at Nobu all week. Let me tell you this, or ask this, because I am very curious.

How long – What kind of advance did 50 Cent get? Like, hey, you you're gonna be a special guest in this you have to think at least four weeks feel like enough time to like if you really want to like you can go pay a nutritionist and a trainer and get get shredded maybe get on some juice yeah get on just a little quick cycle yeah you gotta have some little deep breath so that's gotta be a month right yeah how much does like, does 50 get paid for that? Yes.

How much? Oh, yeah. A milli? I don't know. No. Probably not a milli. 500? You're not going to get the correct answer.

Yeah, we don't know. I think they each got 300 grand. It was very well done. No issues. When Dre sat down at the piano i didn't cry but i did i was like wow this is a cool moment this is i won't if i'm gonna have one takeaway from this outside of upside down 50 cent it's gonna be dre at the piano yeah is that when eminem tried to bring back t-bowing he was kneeling it was it was kneeling t-bowing is completely different people forget about t-bowing yeah a moment there back in like 2010 god do you think he was kneeling it was it was kneeling t-bowing is completely different people forget about t-bowing

yeah a moment there back in like 2010 god do you think he was at the super bowl tim tebow yeah yeah probably i feel like does he still make waves if he shows up no yeah no he does johnny manziel kind of like yeah he was there hova was in, not part of the act. As was Ye. Yes. Tweeting through. Very active on Instagram and Twitter. That dude's going through some shit, man. His wife left him. Often does.

I heard, yeah. He's posting through it. It was also in the McDonald's ad. It was. Didn't see that one. Okay. It was fine. McDonald's.

Was that the, i get uh one yeah classic because that's so me when i go to a drive guys because i can't i can't make up my mind i go there and i like know what i want but i get there like oh there's other things like should i get the five for five or should i get the big montana there's something inherently tough about drive throughs because if you don't know what you want, you get, hey, can I help you while you're looking at the menu for the first time? I run into this problem at Chick-fil-A. A lot of places have implemented the non-speaker menu

before the ordering station menu. I said that word. I need that. You know what I did the other day? I went through, I was in a drive-through with with Parks, and we went to P. Terry's. I forgot to place my order at the speaker. I went up to the window, and I was like, you have no idea what I want. They were like, you didn't order?

I said, I completely forgot. I didn't put my window down. So I put my order in there. They're like, yeah, it's going to be a few minutes. I understand. I'm really sorry. Did they make you pull up? No, they were just, they just kind of expedited a little bit and got, got me my order.

But I totally, first time I've ever done that. What were you doing? Were you vibing? I was talking to Parks. You're telling him squish the bug? Probably talking about babes or something. I don't know, man. You talking about babes with your son?

Ask him who he's into. He's getting to that age. He's almost, almost seven, right? Who is he? Hey. into. He's getting to that age. He's almost seven, right? Who is he? Hey. Boy, is he getting to that age. Ooh, he spilled the tea. No.

Is he linked with anybody currently? It's Valentine's Day. Is he in crypto yet? He's currently not linked, but he did make his teacher a valentine. Instead of putting to Miss Blank, you just put to her first name. Whoa. Which is like first name. Whoa. Which is like, huh. Whoa.

You have a crush on your teacher, buddy. It's kind of cute, but. That's tight. Do you like the Valentine's patch that you picked up for the kids? Do they still do like they give Valentine's to every kid in class? Yeah, they do that stuff. And you save the big ones for like your favorites? Big ones for the faves. You put, yeah. Your faves you save the big ones for like your your favorites you big ones for the faves you put yeah that that faves getting the big one yeah that went to bay there's a little something else behind there you know what i mean

yeah i that was a fun time picking out the going to the walgreens or wherever and picking out the the valentine's collection you're going to bring to class is even more fun getting to class and seeing who got one for you yep what is what did bay right in there you know yeah too great from bay or maybe it's a little something else i don't know first valentine i got was from my biggest like my biggest crush it was in third grade and i really liked this young lady and i gave her valentine and she gave me one i was so excited and i i waited till i got home to open it when i opened it she said just kidding fuck off oh she wasn't into me at all that is not nice no was yours like do you want to go to redbird

skate land with me yes no maybe why do you know that reference because you say it all the time okay she hit like maybe you're like all right let go. Do you want to go to the Taco Bell on Cedar Ridge with me and sit in the parking lot and try to drink some Keystone Light? Yes or no? Or maybe. Maybe. Can we get the Mike Greenberg tweet? We had some bad tweets.

He's doing a bit here right this come on i don't know if this is the l's and rts look if you haven't seen it mike greenberg formerly of mike and mike was he the bad guy in that breakup do we know the golic family has completely disassociated from espn so i don't know what happened okay did they disassociate or did espn disassociate i think we'll have to get some tea if we can well my greenberg in this photo is eating uh wings uh a very popular item at super bowl parties with a knife and a fork and these are are not boneless wings. These are bone in. The bone is in. The bone is in.

If you look at the, what do you call the bone on the right? Not a flat, but a- Drumstick. Drumstick. Thank you. They're picked clean, man. So he's not like, he didn't just take the knife and fork to those. He did some work on them. I think he's just doing a bit here.

It's a bit. You think this is a bit? But I'm outraged. Can we not be outraged? He's eating buffalo wings, which good, decent sauce ratio. I'm not going to say they're not very good, but on a paper plate with a metal knife and fork. I know wings are messy, and I know there's a wing shortage, maybe. I feel like I keep hearing that.

Yeah, Wynn stops trying to do thighs now. I like thighs. Oh, my mouth is watering. This is triggering me. Oh, do you get triggered, bro? Yeah. That's why I want wings now. Tommy want wingy?

That's on Rainy Street. There is a wing place called that. I kind of wish I had brought some wings last night but it would have been messy you got the you've got new furniture you know somebody's gonna inevitably drop uh there was one spill last night i don't want to name names but a certain wagging tail might have knocked over a tequila drink. Oh, yeah. Was it a puppy or maybe a full-grown dog? It was a Stella. It was Stella. Was she inside?

After the babies left, we let her inside. Yeah. If they're on her level, she thinks they're there for her, and she gets in their faces, and it's just a bit much. I wish I had brought Randy. He would have had fun in the backyard. He would have been outside just hamming it up, mixing it up. Got to meet Otis.

Brett, you brought something to our attention. Any more thoughts on the Super Bowl before we move on? We'll break down the game, X's and O's. Dylan's going to do like an in-depth X's and O's description on Too Much Dip right after this pod. Can't wait to listen. With KJ, right? With KJ, who's in the other room right now on a business call deal close just prepping for the episode i just gave him my book of business and said let it rip

kj good let's see see the damages might have to pick him up i'll be on the streets no maybe yeah maybe he's moving here there's a guac shortage. Yeah, we can hit this quick. Apparently there was a threat. There was a threat made to a U.S. plant safety inspector for avocados. So they said shut it down. Shut it down. No imports of avocados. So we did see a Mexico,

avocados of Mexico commercial last night. Correct. So that's fishy. That was that commercial aired at the Super Bowl. And then this happens today? This happened at about an hour before the Super Bowl. Wait a minute. Something ain't right here.

So I went to patriots.win to see what was happening. That's a joke for a few. Yeah, it's over my head. I only do Patriot takes. Right. The Mexican Avocado Growers and Patchers Association will again air a Super Bowl ad this year, as it has for the past decade, in an effort to make guac a game day tradition, which it was in the Chevrolet household.

But I'm just saying. This is a bummer because the roadsman, part of his diet, when we pack his lunch in the morning, he gets a little guac. And then he likes it from Mexico, from what I understand. Yeah. And you have to prepare it table side or high chair side for him. Or else he won't eat it. It's great for his brain development.

As it is the only way he enjoys his avocado it says here that many avocado growers in the micoa con i believe that's the part of mexico have said drug cartels have threatened them or their family members with kidnapping or death unless they pay them their protection money oh so they want a little taste they want to get dip their beak in just a little taste and so you're getting taxed that it's the it's the mafia tax you know it's like if you don't pay us to protect your store we're just gonna do the opposite of protect your store yeah why do avocado growers need protection because if they if they don't they're just the art the cartel is going to steal their avocados. Man, that would be a bummer if the cartel stole your avocados. What's a cartel's problem, man?

I don't know, man. I think they just let businesses do their thing. I don't really have an opinion on it one way or the other, Dylan. Isn't there enough money in the drug trade industry? Well, you would think, but if you see the beach getting wet from guac, I mean. They just want to dip their toe in. Their beaks are wet enough man you don't know that it gets so wet dude chapo's locked up did you not watch that you didn't finish narcos

no avocados are part of the texas triumvirate you know that a lot of money flowing into the into the u.s with with avos probably asked you this before yeah when was your when was your first encounter with avocado or guacamole? Guacamole. Guacamole. I mean, growing up throughout the years, it's been adjacent, but it's never been a staple in my culinary purview. I was just curious how big of a player it was and when it made its way up to Western New York. Where are you? Southern New York? Upstate New York. Upstate New York.

It really hasn't. I mean, there's the Mexican Connection on Nelson Ave, which is great. There is... But New York City, it's got to be a big player. You did some time there. Yeah, I mean, Javelina, great New York Mexican spot. They had two types of queso. They had brisket queso blanco, a regular yellow queso,

I guess you'd call it it along with guac and salsa so they did the texas quattro well we hope they get this resolved because i i look i refuse i refuse i refuse to to be shaken down at the store for for my son's avocado in a world full of proxy wars i don't want to fight a two-front proxy war, one with avocados and the other with the Ukraine. Yeah, I think those are completely separate, but I understand kind of what you're going for. It could be Russian-backed cartels taking out the avocado trade. That would be tough.

That would be tough right there. I could see it, David. That's what Patriots.win was saying. Dylan, of course, used to eat two avocados a day. Yeah. You also used to have a house in Mexico? I was trying to stack mass, and it got away from me. Got out of hand.

Yeah. I stacked too much mass. There are good- Not great mass. Yeah. I did used to have a house on the border. Not me, but my family. It was a bird hunting lodge last and burge with the

boys my stepdad would take us clients down there to go dove hunting sure duck hunting yeah some quail as well good times down there and um yeah the uh the house has since been taken over by uh cartel gotcha squatters rights adverse possession there is potentially avocado money flowing through that house currently oh what if you're what if you went and like your old like your little bedroom there was just all avocados you open the door and they just rolled out and crushed you they're just hoarding codos right now yeah at least give you like a like a hey take some time to pack your things up well with the uh the tensions you know rising yeah uh the we just kind of booked it out of there okay that's that's just yeah you know

there was a point a few years ago when we went back over the border to um see what was left in the house like what's the damage oh yeah um it had been pretty much gutted and cleaned out i think it was just all just ransacked and yeah they taking over did they do they keep the man cave i'm sorry to say the man cave has i'm really sorry man i wouldn't i didn't realize i wouldn't have brought this story up i don't know the first thing they took was uh there's a lazy boy with the fridge like oh yeah come on inside the base of it oh my god and they they took that out of there did they did they did they take the the golf thing golf thing golden tea uh they they took the golden tea as well yeah really unfortunate that's too bad well dylan i just to say, I noticed something yesterday at your house that was

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profile just checking it out so i have moved since sunday was last year sure a sponsor of ours uh 41 clay 31 silt, and 28% sand. That sounds about right for the Texas Hill Country, don't you say? Well, I call it home, David. Pretty good growth potential. June, July, and August, almost 100. Whatever scale they're using, it's 100. Okay.

I'm just saying. Yeah, you want to go for breaking news. Urban Chophouse, the waste management management bitcoin baddie or ranch for sale can we start with the waste management sure basically all i want to talk about is how uh how sick it looks to to go to that tournament how many times was this said in a group text yesterday do we gotta go next year we gotta go to 16 next year it also uh upsets the olds we've seen these some of these texts floating around were you that upset no dave come on dylan yells at cloud people are like how does this go the game shut up shut up agreed uh it looks electric we we need to stop talking about going and just book a trip and actually be

a real shame if brett inked like a major deal with multiple sponsors and we went and just stayed there for a week and did the super bowl which is in phoenix yeah no the the it is my like i have i have two goals of 2023 okay one is to get absolutely shredded. Oh, he's going to get, he's going to do fit bod. And two is to sell about seven days worth of programming for the waste management and Superbowl in the state of Arizona next year. So if there's any sponsors, small biz September might be taking the waste management by storm. Oh,

that's huge. Well, I, I loved everything. It was a great great tournament a big day for highland park yesterday not only matt stafford but scotty scheffler ut grad ut grad we left him off the famous alum uh wins in a playoff um but big story is 16 we had carlos ortiz and Sam Ryder. Sam Ryder. Hole-in-ones on 16. Electric scene. I'm not upset about the beer spraying.

I'm not as upset. I will say it was weird to see the beers getting thrown down there. I don't love throwing. I'm cool with beer showers. Absolutely. This is me. Maybe this is me showing my age, but I'm like, okay. Maybe the first ace.

Okay. Second ace, fine. To do the beer spray and the beer throw when Justin Thomas chips in for birdie, a guy who's not even in contention, that's excessive, I think. It's setting a weird precedent. Right. Beer shower would have been a great call. Yeah, I don't know the chip a chip and if it's a leader if it's a guy in the final group coming in and chips in throwing throwing

beers and and bottles of water down on the on the course after a hole in one i don't know i mean if it's the hole to like get away with that i get. I just worry that some of the Yahoos are going to hit other tournaments because other tournaments have party holes, not to that stadium level, but they do, are going to, like, try to replicate it, and it's just going to be awkward. Dare I say the slippery slope fallacy. I mean, this tournament I just think is going to remain a unique. Like, I'm looking at Harry Higgs popping top on the green, along with Joel Dan.

He dumped him out for a player. Noted Austin Butler pitch and putt attendees for my card I've broken into. Yeah, it's the one hole where, like, spectator etiquette is just completely thrown out the window. You don't have to be quiet. They encourage, like, cheering or jeering. It's wild. It was fun, though. Awesome tournament. Is there a better hole-in-one in golf than 16 with that crowd no augusta i would maybe 16 at augusta to like take a lead i saw cooch drop one then did you 16 augusta and then the other one would be incredible

like 17 at sawgrass to take a lead but i don't think there's a better hole-in-one in the golfing universe this was making its way around the uh environment fun wise no that that's number one for me i mean yeah obviously it's not the most meaningful right because it's not a major and it's a course that's you know not likeowned like Augusta National is, but still. Best vibes. Dave's looking at you like he's got something to say. No, I don't. I was actually thinking about what I'm going to eat for lunch.

Speaking of lunch, can we talk Urban Chophouse? Yeah, this is a Dillon joint, so I'm going to pass the breaking news mic to Dillon. Break some news, Dorn. Urban Chophouse, of course, the restaurant owned, let's say past tense, by Urban Meyer. They've gone through a reorg, rebrand, has new ownership, and they're changing the name of it. Really? To separate themselves from Urban Meyer, who's- Why?

Did he do something? He's an all-around scumbag, I think, is the general consensus. Was there something in particular, like at the Chophouse? Actually, at the bar. Wow, thanks for asking this. Coincidentally, he was there getting handsy with a young lady who was very clearly not his wife, not Mrs. Meyer. How so? He put his finger up her butt butt crack at one point look like he was checking like he was

checking her weren't you doing urban meyer wieners on the grill yesterday no you were really doing a number on those glizzies i made you eat ballpark i had two okay you're being humble i had two i got pop two good call in the hawaiian hot dog buns by the way i did one uh chili and cheese dog and i did one mustard relish because i'm a classics guy everybody knows that well that's the only way you can really tell like because the the chili will mask an average hot dog but so you got to do the regular one just to find out like hey did i do a good job here and you did i'm a charred guy give me the charred hot dog me too me too i want to have some crisp on it oh yeah although it was no zweigels shouts to fairport and rochester new york just saying yeah well i hope urban can uh rebound from this

can we go bitcoin baddie or ranch for sale i just wanted to i uh this is a this is a kj joint uh famous dennis hoff's famous love ranch outside of las vegas for sale uh infamous for lamar odom's overdose oh yep is this the one that had like the hbo show is it the Ranch? I don't know. I don't know. I went to their website, loveranch.net. And it's interesting. It's for sale. And I know we as a company, we're looking for new office space. Yeah, but in Austin, Texas, where we all live.

Well, if we were willing to just, you know, just like all realtors say, just get a little out of your comfort zone. It's 65 miles outside of, excuse me, 45, hold on, 80 miles Northwest of Vegas. That's way too far. You think? Yeah. Property taxes have to be, have to be fine. I don't know. I just feel like we don't need that much. And it's not, again, it's not in the state of Texas where we are. Yeah, it's probably not in play for us. Or domiciled. Well, I'm going to have to, I'm just going to have to make a call then.

Okay. I already- You put an offer down? Well, we have to go visit. Anyway- Is it one of those things where you go visit and they give you free golf clubs just for going and looking at the property? Something like that, yeah.

It's a timeshare. Okay. Vegas question. Okay. I'm going to run Vegas question. Yeah. Say Davey goes and puts 500 bucks on bucks on red 23 start the trip off it hits are you taxed immediately on those winnings like if you if you go cash out no I think you have to

report them it's self-reported and it's I think anything over like 10k is what you need to report at the window like in Saratoga if you you have to go to the IRS window if you if you win like oh no 20 grand that's not how it works in Vegas. Get out of here. You just take your ball and go home and report it later on. It's on our system. I guess so many people report their winnings. I would imagine it's very few.

I always do. I don't know about y'all, but I'm different. Well, I've never won over $10,000 in a casino, so I don't have to worry about that. If you do, that's when you get kicked out or you get taken in the back room, right? They break your finger? That doesn't actually happen. Actually, they comp your room and i want you to keep gambling there it's funny you're gonna lose it exactly it's funny you laugh you guys were both laughing but you know that's kind of how i got the name double down

what and yeah you know what i did pay taxes on that really it? It was like $4. Paid $4 in taxes. Yeah. It was pretty big for me. I was just out of college. They'd never seen somebody double down in such a way. All right. Well, that's that.

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