Circling Back - Christmas, NYE, & The Meats

Episode Date: December 30, 2019

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When you hear the beat ride just a little bit longer, you know it's a Dave joint. You got Dave on the floor. Welcome back to the Circling Back Podcast. My name is Dave. Today it's Dave and Dylan. Here's my co-host Dylan Chivaree. Yeah, so the standard, I guess, is three people in the stew. You will.

You've added a fourth to the mix with Brett, but both those guys are not here. So it's just Dave and I today. Are we sure of this Brett fellow's whereabouts? He did text this morning, so I know that he's alive. Whether or not he still works here, I can't answer that one. He's in the togs, right? He's in togs. I think he's still there.

Yeah, I don't know if he still works here or not, but he'll probably fill us in when he gets back to Austin. Hopefully he's still working here. Yeah, I was beginning to wonder. Yeah. He was pretty hot and active on the group text a couple weeks ago, even when he was on vacation.

And he just kind of slowly faded out. He's out of here. I'm waiting to check my phone and see that Brett Merriman has left the conversation. To be fair, he did send a meme or something funny in the group text several days ago at least he hit us with meme and just and no one responded to it he just sat there for days and finally he was the next person to text after that

that's tough feels a little bit left out or something what's what was the meme i don't remember this um or not i mean it's something that something funny was it those loafers there's like some smoking loafers he sent us that he was like should i buy these and no one responded and he just responded like fuck me all right and now i don't even remember i'll find it whatever it was it was funny oh sorry bud anyway he was just trying to stir up some action yeah he was anyway brett we miss you we do hope you come back so will's in europe will's in europe so will's will's there um my goal for him is to figure out what's going on with this brexit stuff

i told him that vacation day he's not going to get mixed up in the political scene i want him to get mixed up i need to know what's going down with the Brexit. I believe he's in Scotland right now. Scotland. Is he really? I think so. I guess he's probably a better significant other than me, but if it were me,

I'd be doing anything I can to sneak in an 18. Yeah. You got to get to the old course, don't you? Yeah, I don't know how close he is to the old course to saint andrews but i'm going to give you uh some very very um limited knowledge i assume everything in scotland is about three hours yeah i think that's actually pretty fair to say okay not a huge place there's it's what do you think it's like a third of the size of texas no probably i'll even go with six i'll double it wow yeah like i honestly have no idea but it's not it's not very big and unfortunately no one's ever gonna know yeah you can't even look it up um

yeah i guess he's not playing golf because then what would sally do just ride in the car and go a beer hole again with him or yeah but the problem with that is I don't think that, first of all, you don't have a cart in the old course, right? You walk it. Yeah, I guess so. And plus, golf over there, it's not like you're going to have dope weather and it's like, oh, yeah, I'll just chill in the cart and drink Coronas. I can't wait for people to just slam me for saying golf cart in St. Andrews.

But, yeah. Pull cart. Pull cart pull car push cart mafia shout out to them yeah i don't know man his pictures look dope it looks like he's having a good time but are you did you make the cut and do his close friends list on instagram i did yeah i wasn't sure if you're gonna make it oh really i assumed i was a shoe in for that so i'm pretty close to both of them so So my question for him is how do you decipher what's content for the masses and what's just pry? Yeah, some of it's private stuff. What's paywall content? It's private stuff.

It seems like it could have easily played as a mass. Yeah, it's not like it's like shirtless Will. He's shirtless at a soccer game? It's me or selfie Will. Yeah, I don't know. So he went to the soccer game. Did he make it on TV? Football, they call it football.

I don't know. Was he trying to get on TV? No, but there was some chatter that it might be. Some booty chatter? Yeah, there was some booty chatter getting spit that it might actually happen just because, don't know crowd shots happen yeah i don't know i think he was behind one of the goals yeah i didn't catch i didn't catch that game so i don't know who was it like wolf meister versus uh the winchesters that sounds right yeah wolfenstein

versus the doom boys yeah i don't know i wish i would have known i would have watched i every time here's my problem i try to watch soccer early uh on weekend mornings when i get up before i watch like whatever pre-game and every time i find a game oh shit here we go it's a couple couple clubs i've never heard of it's like 4-0 it's like it's already 4-0 and i'm like well i'm not gonna i'm not gonna walk watch this game because the odds of them coming back and making it interesting are just significantly low are you trying to get into soccer for real i'm not trying to get into it i just i do kind of like having it on as i'm

getting going on like a saturday morning okay so it's i can only do so much like your early morning golf situation exactly some background noise exactly okay i can only do so much game day and i definitely can't do the nfl pregame shows terry bradshaw's kryptonite for me i think that whole pregame show is trash okay and i can't and i like cbs i like what they're bringing out although i do think boomer just strikes me broomer boomer is unpleasant to me he had some beef with eggman uh like a decade ago and i've never forgiven him for it so that's kind of where my allegiances lie i don't i don't have a problem with that that's fine hey speaking of football and stuff i love football can't get here soon enough when is garrett losing his job today so i'm on garrett watch here's the day the day here's the thing so his contract does not run out until the 14th of this of january there was a

report i think it was jane slater said they might let so he's not technically fired they might just let his contract run out and expire and not rehire him obviously as like a service to him but that doesn't sound like it's a service to him because there's head coaching jobs open right now and i don't know if anybody's gonna go after him why would they he'll land somewhere surely maybe as a head coach but he'll have to be a coordinator or something or assistant coach. Passing game coordinator. Something. Jason Garrett.

I don't know. But more importantly, all the good coaches are going to be – the candidates are going to be taken because the Giants' job is open. Jags, Browns. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Regardless, it's pretty much a done deal that he will be let go yeah I don't know I don't know and regardless

it's I mean it's pretty much a done deal that he will be let go at some point the coaching search starts now or maybe it's already started

maybe they've got something in place with Urban like an under the tape back room deal with Urban because Urban ain't going to the team

from Washington from what I've been told is Urban in the mix for real yeah okay because Urban ain't going to the team from Washington, from what I've been told. Is Urban in the mix for real? Yeah. Okay. You know who no one's talking about is big game Bob, the original big game.

He's coaching in the XFL, isn't he? Yeah. He'll go from XFL to NFL. That's a jump you just don't make as a coach. It's never happened before, has it? Maybe it has. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm going to be bummed in two weeks because Rule's going to leave Baylor and end up in New York. So not only is he going to leave Baylor, but he's going to whip our ass in New York. He's a good coach. The more I listen to him and watch his stuff, I'm fully invested on his future. He just seems like a legit guy

like a nice dude doing it the right way that's gonna suck for that program when he leaves although he may not it would have to be i think i think he's the type of guy who he's not gonna take a job just to take an nfl job in fact i think he's even proven that but whatever hey did you see the this is fun and easy sports banter. Did you see that Sharon Stone is... Well, she got back on Bumble, but they kicked her off because they thought she was a fake account. You see that?

So Sharon Stone... Is that why she's trending? The actress who is, I want to say, in her 50s or maybe in 60s at this point, she's on Bumble, which is fun fun i guess a bunch of people came across her account and assumed oh this can't be the real sharon stone because why would sharon stone be on bumble and uh she's looking for that norm normie ween yeah i don't know why she's... That's just a... Okay. Go off. Normie Wayne.

Yeah. You know she's 5'9"? I didn't, but that's not surprising. Yeah, she seems like she's pretty tall. Of course, if you don't know who Sharon Stone is, you'll know her from her work in Law & Order, SVU. Basic Instinct. Casino is what I think is her crowning jewel she said uh this is a tweet of hers i went on the bumble dating site used the wrong kind of site but that's yeah that's that's

a very okay boomer and they closed my account some users reported that it couldn't possibly be me hey bumble is being me exclusionary? Don't shut me out of the hive. So she's on there, Dave. She's active. Well, I guess she got kicked off, but she wants to get back on. And she's in L.A., I assume? Hard to say. Dude, the L.A. Bumble scene, no offense to anybody,

but that just sounds like it's just ripe for douchebags. Yikes, yeah. Like that scene has got to be the worst people in the world, in male and female douchebags, both types of douchebags. Yikes, yeah. That scene has got to be the worst people in the world. And male and female douchebags. Both types of douchebags. A lot of fedoras. No offense, Dylan. No, none takings.

I don't actually wear one. Or own one. I've never put one on my head, actually. So we're okay there. What do you do if you match with Sharon Stone? You say, what's up? You have to, right? Is this the Stone? Even if you're not, let. You say what's up? You have to, right? Is this the Stone?

Even if you're not, let's say you're like 22 and you're not looking for anything serious with an old, she's probably not looking for anything serious. I wonder what her age range is. That's a great question. If we have anybody out there who's bumbling.

For some young Normie D. I mean, yeah, who isn't? I'm thinking like she's probably, i bet she's tasteful about it i bet it's like 25 and up what are the brackets like do you have to do like is it 10 years or can you just set like any range you want really yeah go from 18 up to 100 what was yours back in the day let's get this is real talk with dorn i i don't know it's been a long time just say just say like 25 and up i don't remember it's been it's been a minute because people are going to speculate well that they can speculate all they want like giving in giving information like that i'm about to speculate let's talk roback roback was a big player over the holidays for me i don't know about you but i was rowbacked

out yeah a lot of people are saying they're gonna have an even bigger 2020 really hard to fathom but yeah you're not gonna believe this but i went to the lifetime in mansfield texas okay a little little suburb southwest of dallas and i was rocking rowback because i had to get that one holiday week pump in right just one to make me feel good sure and they clearly had never seen Roback before and I was getting all kinds of stairs not walking stairs like people were

staring at me I did walk stairs I hit the stairs hard I hit the stairs hard yesterday love the stairs yeah I mean workout shirts golf polos that's kind of their bread and butter quarter zips my personal favorite I wore I think. That's kind of their bread and butter. Quarter zips, my personal favorite. I wore, I think I brought like three of them home, and I wore, I was killing it. Okay.

Getting all the compliments from the in-laws. They're like, is that houndstooth? Is that houndstooth? I got one of the houndstooth ones. It's the micro houndstooth. It's subtle. You have to get up close to see what's going on there. This houndstooth just went micro.

It did. It did. It's micro houndstooth, which is dope. It's cool. I love this stuff. Promo code Randy20. Randy20 gets you 20% off if you're a first-time purchaser. Like Dave said, we love their stuff.

It's QZ season. I'm wearing them every day pretty much. Randy20. I'm wearing them without even an undershirt i love them so much they're that soft they're that soft and that's a that's a true statement okay check out our friends at robeck r-h-o-b-a-c-k dylan what'd you get for christmas bud man i got um my christmas is not completely finished yet we still have to do one with my dad get my sister brother-in-law dude that's you have pending christmas i have i have pending

uh presents to open that's so i love that it's pretty cool well yeah we got you know we got uh some different sides of the family we gotta spread the love out parks uh we got everyone wants to see parks on christmas so we gotta he's gotta just bounce around from house to house he's a hot commodity he is especially this time of year he's a very fun christmas age so um what time does he wake up christmas morning he got up he got up at about seven and he was sleeping we were at the ranch and when we're at the ranch he sleeps in bed with me, and I was like, no, no, no. You got to go back to sleep

because not everyone was up yet, and he would have been just kind of staring at the wall before we went into the, it would have been a bad situation. So I was like, go back to sleep. We'll get up as a family in a little bit. We'll all go in there.

We'll have, you know, do all the presents and everything. So we made our way in there at about 8.39, something like that. I need structure on my Christmas morning. One thing I can't stand is when I see viral vids or movie representations of Christmas morning

where the kid just goes from the bedroom, runs out there and just starts tearing open gifts. It's like, no, no, no, buddy. I need structure. We have structure. We do a one-at-a- structure we have structure we have we do one a one at a time situation that's what we do basically have a designated gift pass her outer like all right you're up and he spreads the love out that can be a problem if you have a large family i

don't know if you saw mcconaughey's instagram post where he just was wearing some three-piece suit talking about how they have like a giant family and they do that yeah and he said it's like an eight-hour deal. I think he might have been exaggerating. It might feel like eight hours when you're high on DMT. Yeah, ours takes a few hours usually. We have a big family. Yeah.

We take breaks. We take coffee, restroom breaks, get back in there and get the job done. But yeah, we do it one at a time. Parks had the ratio of parks to anyone else was like the gifts was four or five to one he was just going through presents left and right um but you know he's he's a kid he's the only like really young one that was there so so a lot of fun for him i texted him and i because did i tell you what happened with his gift that I got shipped to him? No. Apparently, he got caught up in customs.

He's not going to hear this, but I ordered him- What, some Cuban cigars or something? A koala bear. What? Koala bear from Australia, mate. Is it safe for a four-year-old to have a bear? It's a young bear, and it's a koala, and it doesn't have fully developed claws yet. Do koalas, they just eat like fruit and shit, right? They do, but I believe that eucalyptus leaves is their...

Can they take down a little animal? If they needed to. Those claws are no joke, right? And it's still a bear. That's kind of my point here. It's a bear. Yeah. I think all bears eat meat in some capacity.

We'll see. He should be fine if he bonds with it but if he doesn't then he might be in trouble well you said a guy caught up in customs and it finally gets way over yeah i had to have my i had to have my lawyer contact and it's it looks like it's going to be uh late this week so hopefully if he hopefully he's not just stuck in a crate or something and he has proper food and water. It's a free-range boat that they shipped him over on. Oh, so he's just chilling in the boat? It's a koala cruise.

I've never heard of anything like this. Yeah, there's apparently a pretty big market over here, so they have these koala cruises where they have a DJ, Skrillex or some shit, play. I think I need to go through the proper uh procedures to make our house koala ready yeah it's gonna be a problem for you it sounds like it's gonna be a pretty serious problem but uh i should let you know the delivery window it's gonna be like four to six on friday that's that's the best time to have a bear delivered to your home yeah so i gave him your contact info i figured you would be with him so, I just feel like you should have run this by me before you went and got my son a bear from another country.

But the effort is there, and I appreciate it. Well, it's the thought that counts. Sure, yeah. Oh, man, I took a picture. I posted it on my story at De Chivary, by the way, of Parks just standing over a mound of gifts that he got. And that was like half of it on that morning. My car was packed to the gills driving back home from the ranch.

It was insane, man. The kid has it all. You think there's anything worse than having a car full of dudes named Gil? Yeah, wow, I didn't think of that uh the guy who my old hockey coach he was like part owner of the skating rink in dunkinville his name was gill super nice guy real texas like real texas bullshitter type and the name gill it just screams of like just just like, hey, what's up, Gil? You guys going anywhere for Christmas?

Gil seems kind of like a name of someone who spends Christmas alone. Oh, Gil? At the steakhouse? He doesn't talk to him anymore. He just goes to the steakhouse bar and orders a filet and a wedge salad. Knows all the bartenders by name. Gil's here on Christmas Eve again. Gonna call a car for Gil. Well, i'm glad he had a great christmas he did man yeah and he's got more

actually tonight we're doing good for him so how many total christmases does he have so he has um um i'm gonna say two main ones because it's one with my family and one with Dallas' family. But on my side, I have my mom and my parents aren't together. So we go to my mom's, which is the ranch. And then tonight I'm going to go see my dad. It's a bonus Christmas. Yeah, it's a bonus Christmas. So I don't even think he realizes he has more presents to open, but he does.

Man, that's such a great surprise. He's in a good spot. Yeah, he's killing it. Good for him, man. But you asked me what I got for Christmas. I got a few cool things. The big ticket item so far that I'm excited about is a, I got a Yeti Hopper,

one of the soft case coolers, but it has a magnetic, the way you seal up the cooler, it's a magnet. Have you ever seen this? No. I think it's called the M something hopper. It is.

This is non-spawn, by the way, folks. But this cooler is sweet. You finally are the proud owner of a Yeti cooler. Finally. Yes. Good for you. My first time having a legit cooler. After we ragged on it.

In my life. The funniest thing is when Will and I ragged on you for not owning one, and then it came out that neither of us had one either. Yeah. All right, it is the Yeti Hopper M30. And yeah, it seals with a magnet. And it's pretty legit.

So check that out, folks. It's going to keep all your beers cold. Yeah. How many beers can it fit in there? I think it says 20 or something. It's a pretty good size. Is it golf course compliant? Like, could you throw it in the cage,

or is it too big for that? No, it's too big for that. Yeah. One time I played this course in Lubbock. No, it was outside of lubbock it was called like sundown texas i have a photo on my instagram of me hitting like a wedge and there's like a uh oil well in the background anyway one of the it's like one of those byob courses that you just go to go play to get hammered uh it was me and our buddy stri Stribbs. And we just taped or strapped with bungee cords

a regular-sized cooler onto the basket. It was so bootleg. I don't know why they let us play. Wait, what course was this? This was in Sundown, I think Sundown, Texas. Very, very small town outside of Lubbock and Leveland. It's way out there. It's in the middle of nowhere.

But it's kind of fun. I'm excited you're a Yeti guy now. Yeah. I mean, I think every man or woman should have a cooler of some sort when you're in your 30s. And it took me this long to finally have a legit cooler. Yeah, I'm going to get one. Check out the one that I got.

I'm going to check it out. It's sweet. It's real cool. Just think, man, if we ever get together, you have your Yeti, I have my BTS. That's a party. That's a hopping party. It's a party. Yeah.

What'd you get for Christmas? I got some gear. I got, I think the highlight was my special edition Tyler Sagan Dallas Stars. Is that a throwback design? So that's the design they're wearing on the outdoor game on New Year's Day. And it's based off of an old, I can't remember the teams, like the Dallas Braves, an old Dallas hockey team. teams like the dallas braves they like an old uh dallas hockey team but it's a tight loco and um i'm looking forward to wearing that at the uh sabers stars

game january 16th oh yeah which i don't know if we've even announced that we're gonna be yet not that we're like we want people to meet us at that game but we'll be there just letting you know so y'all i got a fit pick off sent it to the group text got some good reaction nice christmas morning gas up everybody likes that right um i got some skiing stuff parents hooked it up got some got some hand warmers got some wool socks good um you got long johns yet no i'm actually about to order those i'm also do i need a um what do you call the undergarment for your face while you ski the neck it's a gator yeah gator yeah carhartt makes one i was looking at that i was thinking about getting that i think i'm

gonna go heavy carhartt don't get like a real expensive one you just need something to cover the neck and you'll and you'll be in the closet for the next year don't drop a bunch of i'm not gonna wear this around austin no i don't think so you won't even wear it when you're not skiing it's a helmet liner mask it's just for skiing okay just for those couple hours here and there that you'll be on the slopes like tearing it up shout out to everybody who hits me up with skiing tips and like most like 99 of them are very helpful and useful people are very supportive some people i know it's controversial some people are questioning why i'm even going on this trip but people people who have skied a bunch in our experience with it they love to tell people

who are inexperienced what to do i have found out what's up with i don don't know. Am I going to hate skiing? People are mansplaining, like, putting my boots in a suitcase. I've done this before. I got to chill. I don't know. Being a decent skier is a weird sense of... And look, I've talked a lot of shit about my skiing ability, so I kind of get it. But it's just a weird source of pride for people. I don't know.

Oh, man. But it's just a weird source of pride for people. I don't know. Oh, man. Isn't it all about if you have the money and access to ski and you live within a close proximity, then you're going to be good. It doesn't take some kind of unique athletic ability, right? Right.

I know some of the people I've seen who are really great at skiing, I'm like, oh, you're not athletic at all? Right. So I guess it just takes balance and practice. I guess it doesn't take a ton of athleticism, but you need to be coordinated. But yeah, you don't need to be some super athlete to be a good skier.

Yeah, I was very unprepared for the amount of pride that people who are average to above average skiers have about their sport, their hobby. It's pretty weird. I mean, I get it. I'm going to eat shit, but... We get it. You sport, their hobby. It's pretty weird. I mean, I get it. I'm going to eat shit, but. We get it. You grew up going skiing.

That's pretty cool. I'm going to wear a helmet. Yeah. I'm going to look dope. The gear I've got, it's going to be fire. I'm going to get a gram off. You're not going to be able to tell the difference. You're going to be like, oh, that dude looks like he might ski.

Yeah. That dude didn't just take lessons this morning and hit the bunny slope. Yeah. People are explaining to me the process of renting skis. What? Is that a difficult thing? might ski yeah that dude didn't just take lessons this morning and hit the bunny slope yeah people are explaining to me like the process of renting skis what is that a difficult thing like guys i've i've been probably 15 times i i've done it no it's not you just go into a store and you like renting anything else you can order them beforehand and give them like all your measurements and stuff i think but you can just go into any store there and be like yeah i need to rent skis they measure

you and they get you fitted you're out the door in 15 minutes skied up from the feet up not a big deal no people can't wait god i'm so excited for that trip dave you have no idea oh yeah our good friend uh chad coleman does he still go by hashtag sure the original hashtag chad now dude perfect hashtag chad he uh just put on a clinic in breckenridge just did our exact vacation he did it and i don't think we're going to be able to live up to that and that's what bothers me because he had he has a uh very cute child he's a cute child beautiful family in a dope house which we are too but then the the x factor and we have we have a guy who's good at this too but the x factor is he's a social media guru i mean that's what he does he's very very good at it so he was just

taking these dope pictures and who we have a lot we have a lot to live up to yeah i'm excited to try will i think will's gonna take it personally that he has to like go gram for gram with chad oh yeah like story for story pressure's on will pressure's on dude balls in your court i'm sitting this one out damn um some personal news um i wasn't gonna talk about this but are you sure you to? Now is as good of a time as ever to bring it up. Dylan, I had Arby's for lunch yesterday. Whoa. What did you order?

I had... I had the large beef and cheddar sandwich. You feel good about yourself? A large curly fry. It was fucking great man i the curly fries are so good they are they are especially the last three that are chilling at the bottom of your bag that's all that's all they have and they're touching like the ketchup and the horsey sauce packets and like to me i'm like oh they're still good they're touching on and i just ate them, they're still good. They're touching on it. And I just ate them anyway. They were still good. They're still good. I don't know how you,

I assume your Christmas vacation was a lot like mine and I just kind of ate poorly for days on end. I did better this time than I did on Thanksgiving. Okay, really? Thanksgiving, I let it absolutely rip. Because when I go out to the ranch, I mean, it's a lot of really good food but then throwing the holiday season in there are cookies and dips and pies chips and dips and and um charcuterie there was fudge of course there's fudge you gotta eat the fudge you gotta have the

fudge and then we had eggnog and you know just i got home after just being away being there for three nights and i was like man i gotta i saw you at the gym saturday getting it in i didn't even know you were in town yeah dog i'm here um yeah so i i like i i stealth bragged earlier that i hit lifetime on tuesday and then i hit the gym saturday so yesterday in my head, I'm like, you know what? No one expected me to go to the gym at all this week. So I've earned a little meal that's a little bit crazy, a little bit loco. You rewarded yourself with Arby's.

And I was like, everybody's thinking that I'm going to go Popeye's or I'm going to do some kind of fried chicken deal. And when they zig, I zag, and I hit Arby's. Okay, here's the question. They have the meats. Did you – was this premeditated? Did you leave the house? zig i zag and i hit arby's okay here's the question they have the meats did you did you was this premeditated did you leave the house no like i'm going to arby's to get food i knew were you out no saw it and you're like yeah why is it funny you say that so i left i

got in the car i was watching uh i watched a little bit of an early game yesterday and then i started watching a couple old late-season watchmen, which I'm about to finish, and let me just say, worth watching for sure. Maybe a full review coming later. And I got in my car, and I was like, I know I'm going to go get food. I backed out, and when I got to, there's a four-way stop, and I either go left or straight, and that determines what I'm going to get. I went straight, and I went to Arby's. So I didn't know when I got my vehicle, what I was doing. That's a little

bit more understandable, I think. So when I pulled up in the drive-thru, I ordered, first of all, the place was a ghost town. It's that one right over by Central Market, right on 290. Right by the boot store, Cavendish? Cavendish, yeah. I bought some boots too, right after I got the Arby's. I don't know how I'm going to pack them for Colorado, though. Do they fit in my suitcase? That's a callback. I'm sure somebody will explain. I pull up, and there's no one in the drive-thru.

I order, and as I'm pulling up, someone had clearly dropped their entire order right next to the window. There's just a graveyard of roast beef sandwiches oh like and curly fries it was really depressing it's kind of off-putting honestly because you know you don't want i don't want to see that i'm about to eat this how do they leave that there they got i think it just happened because so the guy took my money and he's like hey do you mind pulling around to the side which is weird because there's nobody there i don't know why he needed me to pull around to like the front of the store to bring me my food whatever and like there's a dude out back smoking a cig like on his break and uh he gave me a wave he's like hey was that your was that your food that you dropped i was like no dude that wasn't me

man that's a tough scene though he's like oh yeah so clearly it had just it had just happened because they didn't even know about it until then uh i brought it home i loaded up on arby's sauce went hard i even did my curly fries and arby's sauce you have to think very few people are doing that see i've been to arby's maybe twice in my entire life okay so how do you know what what arby's sauce is do i have a surprise for you what is it for christmas your bonus christmas i will actually be there and i'm catering your bonus christmas with harvey's yeah what's in the sauce i don't know what's in harvey's sauce what's the best debate the base vinegar maybe oh really oh they've got the horsey sauce too which is like a horseradish sauce. A lot of people go loco and mix them. I don't do that.

I call that loco mode. That's not something I'm doing. Sounds pretty loco. Yeah. But I'm surprised. I could see you liking Arby's. You never had their curly fries? Or you have had them?

Yeah. But the... Yeah. Their sandwiches just... Remember when they catered our... That freaked me out when they catered our trip to the Players' Championship? Our friends at the PGA Tour, not to name drop, but, you know, Michelle, Matt. Maddie Lou. Maddie Lou.

Got to shout her out. Yeah. One of their sponsors is Arby's. Yeah, so they arranged for Arby's to bring dinner to us one night. They showed up without Arby's sauce, without horsey sauce, and without curly fries. I think...

That's on them. That's on Arby's. That occasion includes one of the two times I've been to Arby's in my life. How many of those sandwiches did you eat, though? They're very easy to eat.

I put back five one time. They used to do the five for five. What? They used to do a five for five, and one time I ate all five in high school. I'll tell you what I didn't have that night is curly fries. They didn't bring us any.

That's such a bummer because that's their bread and butter. They just brought us like 75 sandwiches. That's their breadsticks. That's their Olive Garden breadsticks. Yeah. I'm getting texts now from my brother-in-law, Baylor alum.

Apparently... Sick on bears. He's thinking rule to the giants is what people are saying. text now from my brother-in-law, Baylor alum. Apparently, I was thinking rule to the Giants is what people are saying. Really? Yeah, because they just let Shermer go. And I think rule is like a New York, New Jersey guy.

I feel like he doesn't want to. I don't feel like he wouldn't do well in New York City. He's too nice of a guy. He doesn't want to deal with that bullshit, but who knows? I don't want to face him as a Cowboy fan and we doesn't want to deal with that bullshit but who knows golly i don't want to face him as a cowboy fan and we don't have a coach yeah that's not good for us not good who the hell are we gonna get we're gonna go back into that but i'm just curious what do you think about a lincoln riley get i don't know that was a pretty hard L that they took the other night.

Good God. So I was peeping Twitter, and I may have lost my spot because unfortunately I was looking up the Sharon Stone stuff. Oh, but I found this dude. Somebody retweeted this guy. He's a Sooner fan. I'm not going to give his handle, but he goes to the business school at University of oklahoma and he doesn't have a big following i don't know how this got picked up but he tweeted anyone who says oh you was blown out by

lsu must not have actually watched the game then he responded after that apparently people only care about the scoreboard this guy's dead he's not doing a bit this This is serious. Oh, my God. I don't know, man. I did watch the game, and I believe they were up 35 in the first half. I think it was actually one of the biggest ass beatings I've ever seen and probably the biggest blowout in college playoff history. People who are hardcore fans of sports teams, their brains just stop working when it comes to their own team.

They can't reason. So there was an early blown pass interference call that was egregious. Yes. But maybe don't give up 1,000 points after that. Yeah, maybe don't let the other quarterback throw seven touchdowns in the first half. Seven. That made the Big 12 look like shit because oh you ran through the big 12 is the big 12 about to get washed like they've got you

got texas and utah and you got baylor and georgia i as much as i would love baylor to beat georgia that's going to be tough they're definitely the dog in that i think think Texas beats Utah. I don't know. Utah just feels like one of those really well-coached teams that put together a game plan that are just going to embarrass Texas. I don't know. If Herman gets spanked in a bowl game, is he? He has at least one more year no matter what happens. No matter what?

Yeah. Okay. For sure. I think I agree with that. His stock is so low right now it's not great dave not great at all so since we're doing a special sports edition of this podcast can we talk about des yeah so des uh post football des which i guess he's maybe gonna try to to come back. I don't know. Post-football Dez has been popping off on Twitter, and I love it because I was always a fan of Dez, but I kind of realized it was time for him to go.

Yeah. I still root for the guy, and I hope he lands on a contender. I would love for him to get a ring. I'd love for him to just be productive again. But he'll issue his thoughts on Jason Garrett, the Cowboys. He's very passive-aggressive. He subtweets a lot, which I respect that. And he will respond with a quote tweet to people who chirp him.

He's one of those guys, which I normally don't like. But because it's Dez, I give him a pass. And someone named Agnes went at Dez. She's now deleted the tweet. She responded, My husband says he wishes your Twitter talent reflected on your years as a Cowboys player. Cry face emoji.

What does that mean exactly? Reflected on your years as a Cowboys player? I think that's very poorly worded. I think what she meant was, like, I wish that... You were as good at Twitter as you were at football? Or the other way around? You were as good at football as you are on Twitter. So it's a highly backhanded compliment.

Okay. She worded that very poorly. Very poorly. Not a great tweet. Probably why she deleted. Des quote tweets, Well, tell your husband I hold the record for the most touchdowns in Cowboys history. Dot, dot, dot. I did really fast by the way cry face emoji that's a shot at Whitten by the way also tell

him I bet I can outperform him in a lot of different areas wink wink cry face emoji I think he's talking about like in the bedroom there day fucking yeah sex and And her Twitter emoji, or not emoji, what am I talking about, avatar, is her and her husband. So he's like, you know. All right, Des. Go off, man. I mean, he went nuclear.

He did. Maybe nuclear. Maybe nuclear. Didn't expect that. I love the little wink wink. There's actually a wink emoji he could have used but i respect that he spelled it out and used a cry face yeah yeah cry face emoji is only one if you're agnes's husband if you're mr perez flores what are you thinking like ah that's just

that's just kind of questioned my manhood that wants to. Des wants to sleep with my wife. Yeah. He just called out my stroke game. I'll put money on Des being a better lover than some random dude whose wife's on Twitter. I feel like in the pantheon of that kind of stuff, he's up there, right? Yeah, I don't know, Dave. I don't know how good Dez's stroke game is, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was good.

He had a pet monkey for a time. He what? He had a pet monkey. Did he? When he was in Dallas, yeah. I don't know how that correlates. I'm just saying, like, he's into weird shit. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a weird guy. I think he's still, does he still live in desoto he was living right right next to duncanville when i was there oh he was he would be sighted at uh the buffalo wild wings in cedar hill occasionally shouts to lufkin texas lufkin east texas what's up stand up fucking pine trees and shit. Yep. Man. Wild times. You know what I need when I have a wild time or a wild night? Some liquid IV? Some liquid IV.

But also, it was an absolute game changer over the holidays. My parents are like, what is that? And I explained, like, are y'all not even hydrated? I used some yesterday post-workout. I want to get back in, you know. You wanted to get properly hydrated after a good, strong workout. You probably sweat a lot. Well, after the holidays, I just feel bad about myself. I went really hard yesterday at the gym.

I did deadlifts for like half an hour. Then I did hit the Stairmaster for a really long time. I was just buckets of sweat. How's that lower back feeling today? Not great, Dave. Not great at all. Well, probably better because of liquid IV. Like I said, I took liquid IV right after my workout.

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Because hydration is important because of elevation. Yes. Also because we'll probably be drinking. You're gonna get altitude sickness you little bitch i'm worried about it dude some guy well bring your liquid iv david this is no longer the read but i'm just gonna tell you this speaking of like skiing stories some guy dm me on twitter like a thousand words about altitude sickness oh really yeah like he got it bad and like he had to get like a carry around an oxygen tank oh yeah i wish he hadn't sent that to me i don't want to now i'm like nervous you know like wow i just imagine you with like a a backpack full of oxygen

just a camelback yeah with tanks back back there just tearing us down the mountain. Can I get like a Bane mask? That's like linked up to it? Maybe. Maybe. No, you'll be fine. You just got to drink plenty of water. You'll be fine.

You know I'm hydrated. I drink all the water. I drink 28 glasses a day. What's the L-E out there? That means elevation. Isn't it 10K? Let's look it up. I'm going to go 10K.

9,600. Yeah, you're right. Hmm. Surprised I knew that. I wonder if that's... That's got to be at the base of the mountain, right? Or the... At the summit.

I'm sorry, not the base. The summit. Okay. You think it's on the north face? Oh, wait. No, that not the base. The summit. Okay. I think it's on the north face. Oh, wait. No, that is the base. The summit is 13,000 feet. Whoa, that's up there, Dave.

I've been that high before. People forget that I've jumped out of a plane. I might do some heli-skiing. Is that like a lot of skiing or helicopter skiing? No, helicopters. I'm going to jump out of a helicopter is what I'm telling you. I'm going to do heli-skiing, but I'm not going to- You're not going to jump out of a helicopter?

I'm not going to be involved. Seems like a dangerous thing. Okay, the base of the mountain is 9,600 feet. That's up there. Oh, yeah. It's hard to sleep in that. It hard to sleep? It hard to-

Catch me waking up at 3 a.m. just gasping for air. Did you know we almost lost Zac Efron yesterday? No. We almost lost the F. What happened to that, man? That means no more effing around with Efron. According to an Australian report, Zac Efron suffered a medical emergency

while filming his new TV show abroad before the holidays. Now, E! News has not confirmed this, so who knows? But they have learned that the actor was seen in the U.S. a little more than a week ago after wrapping up the series and appeared healthy. So apparently this happened a couple weeks ago. The Australian Sunday Telegraph reported on Saturday that Efron had contracted what is believed to be a typhoid

or other bacterial infection while on the island of Papua New Guinea, where he's been shooting the new Queeby series, zach efron what is queeby did i say that right i have no idea he was airlifted by emergency medical workers to an airport in australia where he was then transported to a private hospital that's scary dude like the random island bacterial infection that scares the shit out of me that scares the shit out of me too and you know me i'm a germaphobe i'm already scared but that's that's taking it to a new level typhoid i don't even know what that sounds like something that could be lethal if not properly cared for right yeah dude they had to airlift him you know that wasn't cheap he's zach efron though uh we know from experience to get airlifted from

cabo mexico into the back into the states is like a thirty thousand dollar proposition yeah shout out to joe well they could have been sticking us to or try to i'm sure that there was uh some points on top of that that they they popped on there yeah but yeah like some gringo points. Yeah. There's a little tax. Yeah. Drunk white boy tax.

No offense. Man. That would have sucked, man. Efron's kind of an iconic actor of our generation. He's pretty likable, too. I enjoy me some Zac Efron. I never saw the Baywatch movie, but I assume he was good in it. He was jacked.

He was jacked. A very handsome man, it turns out, Zac Efron. In some of these reports, I was looking for him on Twitter, he apparently has, or at one point had, bleached blonde hair, and it looks very bad. And I'm hoping this isn't part of it part of like a medical condition but he looks he doesn't look great really yeah you know what he put on like 30 pounds of muscle for baywatch and then he lost it

that's not healthy to just put on that much weight i mean look at like christian bale mcconaughey they're still hot, but you can kind of see it in their face. McConaughey lost all that weight for Dallas Buyers Club. Oh, his face looks like sunken in a little bit. Yeah, and I have to assume that has something to do with it because the guy has perfect genetics. Although he is like 5'8". So Efron got super skinny for a role?

No, no, no, no. I'm saying that he got really jacked for Baywatch and put on an absurd amount of muscle. Yeah, and the body fat was way down. Yeah, and then he lost it. And I have to assume that that's not great on your system. I don't know. I'm sure he had to lose weight for some other roles, though.

That's the tough part about being an actor. I know it's dope having a trainer and a nutritionist, but having to take on a role and put on like 50 pounds, that's gotta be tough. And you revert back to your old lifestyle. Yeah.

You completely lose your stroke game. Isn't it weird how these actors can just totally transform themselves in a short period of time. I feel like I could not do that. Yeah. I have like, I feel like I've been plateaued in the gym for like three years.

Yeah. Like, and like, I'm trying new shit. I'm reading the latest hard in there. Nothing happens. I'm like looking at the new, the new like a crazes.

I'm like, yeah, I need that. Just, uh, it's not really paying off the dividends. I'm looking at the new crazes. I'm like, yeah, I need that. It's not really paying off the dividends. I'm not realizing the gains. That's okay, though. Yeah, it is kind of wild. You know what else is wild?

I'm about to get some J's, Jordan. I mean, Dylan. I just called you Jordan. Are you really going to get J's? Yeah. Which ones are you going to get? I think I'm going with the retro threes. Pull them up.

Jordan Retro 3. It was announced over the last couple weeks. Luca has signed with Air Jordan. He is officially. This is why you're doing it. And it got me thinking, like, I'm kind of getting back into sneakers. I got some new ones over Christmas. And the only thing I don't have,

if I'm going to spend an egregious amount of money on shoes, it's not going to be a Yeezy. I'm going to go with the Jordan. So, like, hold on, I'm pulling up a picture. They got different colors. They got many different colors. I'm thinking about going with the white, blue, true blue, varsity red. But these are them, though?

Yes. Okay. And for are them, though? Yes. Okay. And for Jordans, those are pretty much the most toned down. Have you ever owned Jordans? I have never owned Jordans in my life. Parks has about five pair of them. Yeah, what's up with that? His sneaker game is on fire.

His sneaker game is pretty sick. Dallas has a friend who just hooks him up all the time. No, I've never owned Jordans in my life. I don't feel like I can pull them off. The closest I got was in eighth grade basketball. I think I played in Air Maxes. Do you feel like I'm too generic white to pull them off? If Will DeVries can pull off Yeezys,

which I don't know if he even... Does he pull them off? Will's in a different kind of category, though. What category? I mean, he... He doesn't wear them anymore. It's been a long time. His Yeezys?

Yeah. Yeah. But wearing shoes like that, like height beast category type stuff, it just fits him somehow. I don't know. Am I some somehow i don't know am i wrong i don't know my niece is a i put a video up on my instagram at dc rough it's not not there anymore because this is on christmas morning she's um she is 12 and she is getting into like the cool teen world and she is dressing like a borderline hype beast not egregious but she's doing like so champion has made an enormous comeback the champion brand the little c and she was rocking a champion sweater or sweatshirt big baggy sweatshirt and she got some brand new like all whites adidas

and i hit her with a what are those and she just rolled her eyes at me she knew it she acted like she didn't know what i was doing she knew she knows david that meme is so old but my worry is we're getting to the point to where our lives are going to intersect like overlap because we're, we're talking about like the meme cult, like the stuff that like, you know, they're into, we're doing it from our perspective.

And like, at some point she's going to figure out like what I do and like roll her eyes at like the shit that I'm saying. She's going to get on. She's 12. She's going to get on Twitter at some point, probably not follow me. Probably going to get embarrassed. I'm just. How old is she? She's 12. She's going to get on Twitter at some point, probably not follow me, probably going to get embarrassed.

I'm just waiting for that. It's like, you know, I don't have kids at this point. So I'm like, it's kind of funny, that dynamic. Like when Parks gets to be the age, like becomes aware and, you know, when he's 13, eighth grade, you know, too cool for dad, too cool for Uncle Dave. That's going to be a really funny time.

I hope we're still doing this podcast then. I really wonder what he's going to think of what I do. He could have a podcast. He could have a podcast where he goes back and just listens to our old podcast. Just roasts it. And just roasts it. Yeah, I don't know if he's going to think what I do is cool, or he'll be embarrassed by it,

or he won't think anything of it. Or maybe by that point, it'll be such a normal profession to have, because, you know, like media, it evolves, and I don't know. I mean, I guess. Yeah, I think you're right. I don't know. I mean, I guess. Yeah, I think you're right. I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. There's already like, anytime somebody launches a new podcast, there's always that segment of Twitter. It's like, oh man, we definitely needed another podcast. And I get it. There are a lot of them out there.

Oh, absolutely. Maybe you'll think it's cool as fuck. I don't know. I think you will. Maybe we'll hire him to, I don't know i think you will yeah maybe we'll hire him to i don't know make us coffee and shit um i'll have to review his resume to run social media i mean i'll consider him we're not doing nepotism here okay you're right i know you're the tfm guy right no i'm not not the tfm guy trying to pull tfms that's like dude is are you like lebron you know lebron wants

to play with brawny yeah the nba i want to get him on the mic with me you're not gonna you're not gonna retire from the pod game until parks gets on the mic with you oh shit by the way is that extremely presumptuous that like brawny's just gonna be an nba talent yeah like they the way they talk about it's like yeah i mean lebron's waiting until he gets talk about it, it's like, yeah, I mean, LeBron's waiting until he gets to the NBA. It's like, all right, okay. Yeah, it's really hard to get to the NBA. Yeah, I mean, I think he's a high school freshman. He goes to, like, that elite school.

He's obviously a baller. He's probably a top 100 player. But how many players have we seen flame out? I mean, most of them. Sure. Most players don't make it. Did you see that one of the the youngest of the balls is probably going number one overall really lamello i think his name is

he's been playing he's been playing overseas professionally i don't know where and he's just tearing it up interesting and he's worked himself as to, he's probably going to be the number one pick in the NBA draft, which is upsetting, that family. I feel like I give the Suns a pass because they all kind of seem to roll their eyes at their dad. And by the way, I haven't seen anything from him in a while. Ever since he kind of made that creepy pass at one of the female anchors on one of those morning shows, he had some creepy comment. creepy pass at one of the female anchors on one of those morning shows.

He had some creepy comment. It wasn't egregious, but it was like, dude, chill out. Like don't, don't do that. Uh, but yeah,

luckily we don't have to deal with his shit anymore. But yeah, the kids, they always seem like that. They were like, dude, embarrassed by him. Good.

Which I don't know. That's fine with me. So when you get these J's, are you going to start hitting the basketball court at lifetime? No, absolutely not. Okay. No. I've decided I'm out on that.

Like every time I walk by that court, I see dudes in there that look like they're taking it way too serious. I'm like, I'm not hopping in there. Sometimes if it's empty and I walk, like after a workout, I'll just dip in and get a couple J's off. Jump shots. I'll get a couple of J's off. Jump shots. I'll get a couple of jump shots off. You thought that was hilarious.

Because it could have been taken a different way. J off. That'd be weird if you were dipping into the gym to do that. Yeah. It'd be very weird. Like who's that guy over by the racquetball court? Yeah, sometimes I'll pop in. I'll hit a couple of free throws.

Just working on some fundamentals? I'll shoot some three bombs. And I've lost my jump shot. You're not getting in there running fives? I don't run fives. Man, your jump shot goes if you don't keep practicing, by the way. It goes. Yeah, it's not a surprise to anyone.

My J is gone. Completely gone. It still looks pretty, but the ball's not going in anymore. I think the last time I dicked around on a basketball court was when Duda was in town and we went up there. Oh, yeah. Remember he posted you up and made you look silly? Didn't he dunk on you?

Duda can't dunk. Get out of here. No. Duda does not look like he's equipped with the fast twitch fibers. I think he would admit that his game is more like cerebral he doesn't look very twitchy at all he's a high iq guy yeah he's an old school guy yeah like he he belongs in the 70s nba he does not belong in the modern nba he is not he'd eaten alive no the post-up as rick carlis said, is irrelevant in today's game. He's like bounce passes and hook shots.

You know what I mean? He's out there with the lowest percentage shots possible. He shoots layups overhanded like they teach you when you're a kid. That's how he does layups. When you toss it into him in the post, the entire team just kind of stops because they know it's not getting moved around anymore. That's it. That's it.

That's the offense. That's the ending point. Just kind of hands on your hips. They start going back on defense. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what the result of these Jays is going to be, but I'm excited to try. It may be a thing where I wear them once and then I'm embarrassed,

but I'm going to wear them with confidence, I think. Okay. We'll see. I support you. I almost thought about not talking about it and just showing up with them. But of course, me, I can't do that. New whip, new Jays. Who are you?

I don't know, man. You're a new man going into 2020. God, I really am. I need to shave. I need to hit up some Harry's. You do. It's going loco right now. It is.

You're in loco mode. What else we got? That's kind of it for today. We're still under an hour. I could still F around. First an announcement followed by we could do this weekend in fun. Oh, good point.

Because Wednesday. Why do you remember that? We can't talk about our New Year's plans. Yeah. So Wednesday we are not recording. It's a holiday because it's a holiday. And we deserve a little bit of time off. You're going violently hungover no i don't have any plans for new year's eve actually so yeah we can do the this new year's even fun if you'd like i felt bad so dylan texted me last night like what are you

doing for new year's eve and i was i wish i wish i could respond like dude we're going to this it's gonna be sick you should go here's how i didn't have any of that i had like the opposite i was like oh got a dinner res even if you said like i'm going to the w we're paying we're wearing tuxes now i'm not in for that i'm not man y'all have fun that's not for me but you know i would like to step out you want to get a new year's fit off final fit of 2019 what's your final fit going to be i don't know you haven't thought that far ahead i don't even because i don't have any plans so i haven't really put much thought into it at all since we're going to dinner i'll probably weather permitting gonna rock a coat a nice coat yeah i think you should yeah um you shoot alissa i would assume

there is talk that the our friends the news may join us but okay i don't know we hit mats on uh saturday night with them shout out to the dude who uh gassed me up after he left i made awkward eye contact with your mom this guy comes over taps me on his shoulder hey man love the pod i'm like that and i was sitting down and like i looked up and i thanked him and i looked over and like made eye contact with his mom i think it was his mom who was like kind of didn't know what was happening like who's this random guy my son's talking to and like i gave her i mouthed like thank you to her and she clearly was like i don't i don't know who you are you're welcome random generic dude sitting at a table yeah so i don't have any plans um and i'll probably just

maybe pour a glass of wine and just chill and watch a movie or something damn i don't have parks oh man that's sad It's kind of sad. But maybe something will come up. I don't know. But I don't hate just spending it by myself either. Yeah. And this weekend, I have nothing. Absolutely nothing. What's the New Year's Eve bowl?

I know we have Sugar Bowl next day. I think Texas plays tomorrow. Is that tomorrow? Okay. I think it's tomorrow. It might be tonight. There's no way to know. You can't even look that thing up it's a great no there's no brett's not even here yeah no one's talked to brett in three weeks yeah uh that's a tough way to go into the new year is like your team playing

in a bowl game just because if they lose it's, oh, just take an immediate L going into 2020. I've been taking a lot of sports Ls. Yeah. A lot. Last year, Texas beat Georgia in, I forgot what bowl that was. We're bad. And they beat the shit out of them. Sugar Bowl, wasn't it?

Texas is going to be so strong in 2019. Was it? I don't know. I think it will. That'll run together for me. Doesn't matter. It's a bowl game. And then they shit the bed.

Then they shit the bed. We're bad. But they did only lose to LSU by a touchdown this year. It's a bowl game. And then they shit the bed. Then they shit the bed. We're back. But they did only lose to LSU by a touchdown this year. Is that their closest game? LSU's? I don't know. Looking back on that, how did we hang with LSU? I don't know.

I mean, they obviously didn't slow down Burrow, but Texas put up some points. Texas put up all those points on LSU's defense. Dude, OU, oh my God. They couldn't do anything. It's kind of a blessing Baylor didn't win the Big 12 because it was just a sacrifice. The Big 12 winner was a sacrifice. There's no one who was going to keep it close.

I had some people trying to convince me that OU was a real threat. They're like, dude, just watch. They've been here before. This is new territory for LSU, I guess recently. And I was like, I don't think so, dude. I was like, they're a machine. Do we need to revisit your take on Jalen? I mean, are you being proven correct?

Look, Jalen Hurts is a really good college quarterback. That's the position. But he just doesn't throw a good ball. He doesn't have the arm. He's not accurate. He's not a good passer of the football. I feel bad for him. But he is a great college quarterback.

I want him to. As a leader, he can run the ball. I want somebody to draft him. He can run the ball i want somebody to draft wide he can hit someone who's wide open someone needs to draft him fourth or fifth round get him out there put him in you know he's like maybe like a tasem hill type situation like what the saints are doing okay i could see that but as a just a quarterback no he doesn't throw the ball well enough no he, he doesn't. Seems like a nice kid.

Yeah. Anybody who lifts weights after a game. He has a very bright future no matter what. He's going to get involved. He'll probably cure typhoid fever or some shit. He seems like a smart dude. I have no... He'll save koalas. Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, man. New Year's Eve 2020. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, man. New Year's Eve 2020. It's a big one. New decade. It's going to be a big decade for us, Dave. We're going to hit them with the deck. Yeah. 2020.

Sad that we won't have Big Game and Will here to ring in the new year with us. Yeah, I don't know if they're ever coming back. Will here to ring in the new year with us. Yeah, I don't know if they're ever coming back. Is Brett really like Will Jr.? He took like six weeks off. He's been working here for like a month.

What's he trying to prove? Why is he flexing on us like that? He just texted us again. What did he say? He knows we're trashing him. It's just a response to the Klein text. But yeah, he's still alive. That's good.

We'll see him. Those guys will be back. You got any resolutions? Yes, actually. I came up with this last week. I want to be much better at cooking okay not just for me but for parks yeah for all of us really i need to be better at cooking i i have some basic things that i make for us all the time that are they're decent but i want to chicken breast i want to be more advanced in the kitchen okay yeah mine is just a vibe harder to vibe harder yeah okay what is that going to

look like we're still working on it but essentially what i'm trying to do is vibe harder okay so i don't know what your thoughts on that are, but I think it's a pretty good plan for 2020. Tell me I'm wrong. I mean, are you going to try to vibe at all in 2020? Yeah, of course. Sometimes I wonder. What would be the, okay, what's an ideal dish that you would like,

a dope dish that's hard to make that you wish you could just throw together? A dope dish that's hard to make that you wish you could just throw together a dope dish yeah um i'm doing a gumbo today or tomorrow oh i love gumbo and the gumbo is not necessarily hard but it is tedious there's a lot of ingredients like if i was gonna do spaghetti and meatballs which is uh you know just a great family meal for everybody spaghetti and meatballs and mason garlic bread like i could do it but I would have to look up the recipe on how to put together the meatballs and all that shit. I want to get to a point where I just go, I want to make this. I don't need to pull up a YouTube video on how to put that shit together. I just do it, and it's awesome. I got to say.

That's an easy one to make. I understand. You can buy the pre-made meatballs, and they're not bad. I don't want to do that. Meatballs are an art form. I want to do the real thing. You know the thing about meatballs is that they're a ball of meat. Yeah.

I roasted some brussies last night. They were amazing. I've had your roasted brussies. They're not bad. This is a different recipe. Oh, wow. This one doesn't have little bacon chunks in it. This is basically the giz.

It was just olive oil, salt, pepper. Boom. Oven for 40 minutes. And they were amazing. Okay. I respect that. I just want to be better in the kitchen. That's all.

I mean, the garlic bread is pretty easy. You just put it in the oven. Oh, yeah. I know. And the sauce, you just heat up. Make sure about... One thing, do your meatballs early and let them sit in the sauce for an extended period of time. You don't want to rush it.

You want to let them soak in the sauce. It's important. My dad makes good meatballs. I might hook you up with his rest. Wow, that would be huge. You want me to come over and just show you how to make a ball of meat? No, I don't okay

well this was fun did you have fun dylan i had a blast dave you have a bonus question no not today yeah so we're not going to be here wednesday so uh listen to old episodes or something but we will have the regular friday voicemail episode. All right. That's cool with me. All right, Doug. Anything else? Nope, that's it. Let's get out of here.

Everybody be safe. Don't drink and drive. Turn around, don't drown. Click at our ticket. You know what it is. And Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Thank you for your support.

We had a great 2019. Dude, year one. Yeah. Bye. I'm going to let her ride. You, year one. Yeah. Bye. I'm going to let her ride. You know I am. Thank you.