Circling Back - Christmas Party Recap & Getting Dillon's Drip Up

Episode Date: December 9, 2019

A full breakdown of the Washed Media Christmas Party, from Brett's happy hour prior to the MVP of the night. We also discuss Brother Nature getting jumped, a Cameo video requesting Dillon getting his drip up, and all the major Golden Globe nominees. Oh, and Brett's Breaking News too. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (23:18) The Washed Media Christmas Party Breakdown (38:44) Brother Nature Got Jumped (51:20) Dillon Needs To Get His Drip Up (1:03:45) Brett's Breaking News Stance: www.stance.com/circlingback (FREE PAIR!) Postmates: Download the Postmates app and use CIRCLING for $100 in delivery credits. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defriest to my right dave ruff oh it's president's cup week let's go buckle up Cup week. Let's go. Buckle up. Reach would have a good time out there. Yeah, how bad is Patrick Reed going to get booed?

You got to think it's going to be bad. I might boo him. For being a cheater. Legitly. Come on, dog. Who are your picks, Will? Who are your top picks? United States. That's who I i got they're my horse in

this race i'm looking at the photo like from the opening ceremony and tigers rocking some of the most like 2005 jeans i've ever seen just really distressed denim like very dark but with the fade-ins and like the lines near the on the upper thigh what i are they apple bottle they don't know but the legs are cut off so you can't only see if he's got boots with or without the fur on that would be a flex if he wore boots with fur to the president's cup opening ceremonies but he's wearing jeans everybody else is wearing like khaki shorts or navy shorts and like you know ernie ells is the uh international captain ernie else puts out the vibe of a guy who doesn't wear shorts like brett he's got some trunks yeah he's wearing shorts look at him he's a big dude he's like on top five do not fuck with well that's he's they call him the big easy for a reason dave he's big not sure if he's easy that's tbd so ernie ells is new orleans yeah i don't think that's correct big i'm almost positive

it is maybe that's just what we called him no i he is that is his nickname but i'm saying i don't think he's from new orleans no no i don't think he's from new orleans either he had new orleans shared nickname i think he was he was probably pretty hype last night he's from south africa right yeah mate yeah he was probably pretty hype last night during miss universe shout out to miss universe she from south africa yeah i didn't watch it yeah miss what happened i thought like we canceled pageants dude i mean i couldn't stop when i was watching we just turned it on last night for the last like half hour and it kind of blew my mind that we're still doing pageants in 2019 well cancel culture took out the victoria's secret fashion show yeah that's how that's supposed to be this like this week that's pretty one-dimensional though it was time

man they had some good musical guests it's putting a lot of my issue with canceling that is it's putting a lot of beautiful babies out of work i'm sorry but like the amount of like stands on victoria like on twitter during the victoria's secret fashion show just like girls who love the angels and stuff like a lot of people will be very upset about that i'm upset it was great man it was the it was the a volume shooting twitter night yes in december always always kind of warm you up for christmas you're you're firing after the holiday or thanksgiving you know yeah oh boy yeah are they really saying steve harvey messed up again yeah the video looks looks pretty staged i guess is the word i don't know i mean it

was one of the more viral moments of like 2015 we messed up they're trying to get back to virality i mean as someone who watched the final responses from the three final contestants, it would have been a travesty had anyone but Miss South Africa won. Why is Steve Harvey hosting this? If you mess up that bad once, how do you get the gig again?

Because it doesn't matter. Because it all matters is the virality, Will. But if I turned it on and it was instead of Steve Harvey, it was like, I don't know, like a Jonas Brothers or something. Drew Carey. I'd be like, no, I'm good. Like, this isn't going to be that good. Jonas Brothers were in town.

Yeah. Steve Harvey did have a fire jacket on for this, though. See, that's what I thought was the controversy because I saw him trending on Twitter because of his coat, his suit. But yeah. I mean, his suit was absolutely fire. Does he do it every year or did they bring him back for this one?

You know, hard to say. I think he's been doing it every year. Okay. And you know what? He's probably pretty good at it. He's great on Family Feud. Oh, it was the wrong costume winner. So not the wrong winner winner.

Not a big deal. He still messed something. He messed something. Yeah, but that's them intentionally doing it. 100%. Yeah. Ratings are down. You got to bring it back.

Yeah. They should honestly just cancel it just because I can't imagine the ratings are doing all that well. Pageants are creepy, man. I'm an anti-pageant guy. It is wild that they still exist. 2019.

I think it's a great way for men and women to show off their talents in many different categories. Dylan? They have men's pageants? Yeah, probably. Dylan, how much for you to join? Odds you'll join one. Dude, I've done a...

In high school, we had Mr. Trojan. It was a male pageant. You did Mr. Trojan? Trojan is our mascot, you immature fucks. Yeah, I'm sure that no one knew that when they were naming it and stuff, too. They didn't see the... Mr. Trojan.

I did not win. Did you win? No, I didn't win. So you weren't Trojan man. What did that entail? That's a callback to the condom commercial. Yeah, it was sponsored by some tux plates. We wore tuxes, and we had a talent in a swimsuit thing, like the whole deal.

Was it Indochino.com? No. Y'all had a swimsuit deal. We did. We had a swimsuit portion. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. You walked out there in your board shorts? Yes. I had a swimsuit deal. We did. We had a swimsuit portion. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. And we...

You walked out there in like your board shorts? We were... Yes. Big, big flowers. This was in 2002. Long time ago. I was a senior in high school. The left light was the Tetris, like just the blue star.

And then the right was the red and the white. I believe I went with a boxing shtick. So I had boxing gloves on and like trunks, you know, and I walked out there and I was like air punching and stuff. Somebody has video of that. There is video of it, but probably very hard to dig up. All right.

Recorded on a... I'm going to go through the archives. Recorded on an actual VHS tape. Catch me emailing Anderson High School. I don't think they're going to hand you a video of... Of underage men in swimsuits it's your true random 2002 podcast yeah i don't know how you'd phrase that email please welcome

to the stage dylan yeah hey i'm a 32 year old dude i'm looking for a video of a bunch of 16 year olds walking around in swimsuits please you're probably 17 wait what year was this 2002 i was i was 18 so i had turned 18 by this point really i guess i've got my dates on i had you at 28 02 oh really yeah no weird weird if you were a 28 year old at a high school pageant a full decade off their day probably right though in baseball if you're 28 in your high school? Again, I was just regular high school age when I was in high school. Would you hit like 350? Higher than that.

Okay, good. I started with 400. That's fair. Yeah. Anyway. Are you the Danny Almonte of Anderson High School? Yeah, you had to look that up. I knew Danny.

I couldn't remember Almonte. No, I was not the Danny Almonte. Anderson High School? Yeah, you had to look that up. I knew Danny. I couldn't remember Almonte. No, I was not the Danny Almonte. I did not lie about my age. I was just a regular high school student, actually, believe it or not. Dylan Almonte. Man, fuck that kid for cheating. Oh, no. Lying about his age.

Uh-oh, did someone get canceled, Dave? No, there's a Ghostbusters trailer that just dropped. A new one? Yeah, I don't know i don't know anything about it but i'm gonna have to watch it it's probably gonna make me depressed this is the same cast as the most recent one i don't think it's the all ladies okay no just i'm still get to see that one you're still yet to see any of them no i saw the first one i watched it before spooky season because i'm a real one

that you can find spooky season on patreon.com circling back podcast yeah it's a reason to sign up go back listen to all the spooky seasons it is evergreen content too yeah it's always green you can also you can also listen to the worst of podcast on patreon where stuff at wash media.com if you got a story for this week we're doing holiday travel baby yikes it's not good it's someone who spent a night in the airport before sleeping on like a leather chair it's not fun to travel over the holidays it's not no the the vouchers go crazy this time of year though the overbooked yeah you're gonna be getting like four grand from delta if you if you want to just wait a day no one's getting four grand from delta potentially you want to make a bet dylan i bet you somebody's getting four grand from delta okay bright potentially silly question do airports not have like is there not like like built-in like

rooms you can rent in there they don't have like a like a little why if you're stranded in an airport and it's late at night you're screwed i know i should have little sleeping pods or something for people i bet it like do i bet dubai or like japan well i would pay like 200 japan i would bet like two or i would pay 200 for like a room in a airport when i'm in a pinch like you could really gouge me there i know i know that like dfw there's like a marriott on site but it's dfw and it's like five miles away i had to sleep in an airport once like overnight and it was terrible i pushed two leather chairs together and made a bed and then i used my carry-on as my pillow partially because i needed a pillow and partially just to make sure that no one robbed me in the

middle of the night right indianapolis airport starbucks combine weight 2017 slept there not bad all things considered seattle airport for me overnight terrible what were you doing buying a combine uh it was a john deer thing oh cool yeah that's tight i didn't know you were working the land i didn't i was there it was a traveling salesman at one point that's cool cool. Between Barstool and Washed. There's a lot of money in that. Ray Kroc started off like that. He's a real estate guy now, you know? Or not now, but... Ray Kroc?

He's dead. He's a dead man. You know he's the founder. Uh-huh. McDonald's. The key to his fortune, Dylan, it's like, did you know Tony Gonzalez played basketball? The key to Ray Kroc's fortune,

he owned all the land that McDonald's was put on. That's what Kanye's doing right now too. Tax free. I'm seeing that real estate's a good play right now. Or Bluetooth speakers. I didn't want to say anything, but I see, I noticed when I went to Casa de Merriman

for the cocktail party, looks like I noticed when I went to Casa de Merriman for the cocktail party I noticed you invested as well I didn't want to stun on your speaker Dave it's one of those things where we don't want people to know how well we're doing so we shouldn't talk about our bluetooth speakers ad nauseum we're doing well enough

that half the squad is copped at this point I can't imagine I enter the new year without a Bluetooth speaker. No. Couldn't be me. That's the JBL 3 I got at Charles Schwab. What do you think?

I like what you were doing. It was putting out like all the right vibes. Okay. Did you get a good interest rate on it? No. They're hammering me on it. They know how,

it's just a competitive asset. It's not a buyer's market right now. No, it's not. Are you going to go to the convention, the BTS convention? RSVP, no, I didn't know if you were. You want to go? I mean, I'd go. There's not a BTS convention.

Yeah, there is, dude. Omaha in the spring is not great. It's really loud and annoying. I know, but I think it's a great place to go meet other like-minded investors just to kind of link and build. I'll go, but like I said, Omaha, there's not a whole lot going on there. We'll talk about it off mic, off air. Because I would like to –

I mean, we're both pretty green in this, right? It's our first time, but it would be cool to see what else is out there. Like, you know, what's next on the BTS front? Sure, yeah. You wouldn't get it dylan no dude dylan i left mine in a hotel room not too long ago unfortunately what were you doing there stay in the night that's what most people do in hotel rooms so you brought your speaker and like set it up in the corner were you trying to like what were you doing what kind of music were you listening to?

Post Malone? Yeah, Post Malone. 100% Post Malone. That's your official getting ready music. He's my official celebrity death pool pick. Oh, that's dark. Don't say that. I would have said that a while ago, but I actually think that he's got it.

He's got a good head on his shoulders. He's a good dude, man. I bet he is. I think his music stinks. Also, Weedham Boys. He's a big Cowboys guy. He's got a good head on his shoulders. He's a good dude, man. I bet he is. I'm just saying. I think his music stinks. Also, Weed On Boys. He's a big Cowboys guy. He is.

R.I.P. Juice WRLD. Yeah. Yep. R.I.P. Juice WRLD. R.I.P. That's scary. Who is that? The rapper.

A rapper. Young rapper. Died at 21. Oh. Seizure in an airport, too. Oh, God. Yeah. I'm sorry.

R.I.P. Juice World. I'm not going to act like I was a huge Juice World guy. You want a juice head? But going back and listening to some of his catalog, I'm like, oh, I didn't realize. I didn't make the connection. That's probably me. I'll be honest.

I didn't know who he was when I saw him trending yesterday. And the more I dove into it, I was like, God, this guy seemed like people loved him. I'll go ahead now myself when mac miller died i didn't really know the extent of which he was like how much people loved oh see i liked mac miller i was like i did too i didn't know how how everybody did like in the industry everybody like jay-z oh all the greats that was my jay-z he's alive though yeah he is jay-z 50 years old oh yeah is he 50 he's 50 no shit you can just say 50 he's going afro now right i don't know he's going he's he's letting it grow out a little bit and i'll be honest i love it i think he looks great i don't i don't

i love it for it oh i love it i don't think it's the look for it oh i love it h to the iso yeah right correct well anyway we're stuff at wash media.com if you have uh some travel stories well you got uh you got big hair going today yeah i explained this to brett the other day i said the same thing dave my volume's out of control recently I need a haircut as well You have crazy volume right now Dude yeah

Stupid volume right now Much like your references It's out of control Yeah I hate you It looks good I'd explain why There's a reason

But it's too long winded No one cares But yeah I got stupid volume right now Were you in a pinch And needed some hair gel And like You just got some from Ben Stiller? Stop.

All right. What's wrong with you? It's a fucking callback to a movie, okay? I didn't write that. Like a comeback story. All right. Anyway. Also, head over to watchme.com slash shop.

We got the holiday sweaters live. We got everything else on there. I mean, everything's still 15% off. Sure is. I don't see that sale stopping reckless for the next few days can i ask you a question on the on the pod this is real talk when do they ship they will be shipping very very soon somebody hit me up and i i told him i would find out so to pull back i'll pull back the curtain i'll pull back the curtain right now uh these are all made on demand do you guys know what on demand means? When there's a demand for it, that's when they print it.

And so I think based on what I can tell from the warehouse itself, there's a large backup for the holidays. But I have confirmed that they will ship this week. Where's our warehouse? We can't disclose that. There's several warehouses, Brett. We can't disclose any of those locations proprietary diversifier i think there's three i think there's three or four warehouses that these will be shipping out of men's it's not we know they're not men's warehouses i don't think we've licensed them to sell our sweaters

yet that would be that would be tight though we could that's kind of on you you are gonna like the way you look though you know they've really modernized their suit game men's warehouse is now a viable option if you're looking for a suit it's where my tux is from i prefer indochino but yeah okay i need to i need to get my new tux from indochino my men's warehouse one is not cutting it you need to get your drip up yeah you need i think we all need to get your drip up i was saying that the parks all day yesterday and he just gave me a look like, like dad,

what's going on here? You know, I got to talk to you about parks, man. I don't know where he's learning some of this stuff, but I think at dinner on Friday, he called me a chicken, but about seven times and poopy pants,

at least full. He called me a chicken doodoo, but yeah, he did. And I was like, dude, like whatever. And then I was standing in line to get a beer and i looked

back at the table and parks is just staring at me and i gave him like a head nod and he just stuck his tongue out at me and i was like do you treat everyone like this parks and his uh little four year old brain like that's some really edgy shit like a chicken butt like doo-doo pants like that's edgy i like that you he's really testing the waters you asked dylan legit asked me if i taught him that i was like what what of all things like there's no way these trips i thought they were getting a little out of control you were just feeding them like dirty language hey you know we've been saying a lot like chicken butt but chicken is is he loves to say the word chicken i don't know why he loves chicken he loves chicken it's i mean it's chicken it's probably

because that's all you feed him for dinner No He doesn't know about Anything else No Is that true? Dry ass chicken breast We get all kinds of meals off Dave If it's a special occasion Dylan marinates An Italian dressing There we go

Actually my mom Did that as a kid My mom did that as a kid And it went hard Wait marinated what? Chicken breast Chicken breast Oh yeah

That's That's a nice If you You got your chickens thawed And you need a meal In a pinch What are you grinning about right now? Nothing

He's just thinking about more Parks jokes in his head Oh I'm not Yeah you are You're the one who taught him chicken bud You are a doo-doo pants though That's true No I'm not Yeah you are

You know what? I'm going to show him the column his dad wrote Then we'll find out who the doo-doo pants guy is Oh man It's fun to have fun This is a good time I want to show him the column his dad wrote. Then we'll find out who the doo-doo pants guy is. Oh, man. It's fun to have fun. This is good times. That picture did numbers, though.

Thank you for posting. Yep. I got you. Pine House, that might have been my favorite Pine House pizza I've ever had. It's just simple. I keep it simple, Dylan. That place always delivers, man. Always.

Actually, they don't deliver. You don't? It'd be a lot cooler if they did, right? You can favor it, though. Pizza delivery is fun. It's tight. The post made it, actually. It'd be better. Okay.

Yeah. Why don't you do me a favor and shut the fuck up? Hey, can we talk about stance real quick? Yeah. You guys remember when socks used to be one of those things that you could get at Christmas, but you didn't really want them? Dave's holding his foot in the air. Those are heat.

Just so we all see that he's wearing stance. Are you serious? I almost didn't wear shoes today so I could show these off. Look at the drip. That'd be weird. Oh, my God. I mean, there's all this stuff you get at the holidays, and you normally don't want it. But stance is here to change it all.

Because their socks are dope. You guys understand this? this stance will make you dance they're they they have such dope socks it's like yeah no give me these for christmas yeah are you guys aware of all the collabos they've been doing oh yes dude they're collabing with like every every pop culture thing in the world no one's doing collabs like this when i went to their site and like just to check out the collabs myself i was was in shock that they had this many deal closers just making these things happen. Yeah.

It's just insanity. When they hit up with the Duncanville High School collab, then it's over for y'all. Just let me say that. I don't see that happening, Dave. Would it be weird, a 35-year-old man repping his high school? No. Via socks?

No. Because I will do it. Dylan was doing it in high school. That's true. Danny Almonte over here hey i mean they're doing they're doing metallica collabos clay thompson stepbrothers wu-tang clan ever heard of them catch me entering sandman in my socks there you go they're even doing x-men x gonna give it to you they're're the official unfilled sock of Major League Baseball. It's a different X, man.

Oh. Is that a exhibit? Yeah. No. X going to give it to you? Come on, dude. Come on. I'm sorry.

DMX does not have a stance collabo right now, but we'll see if that's in the future. Either way, check these out. We wear them on the reg. I think I'm proving that pretty much every day do you want to hear the best news about these stance socks i don't know what you could say that you haven't already said that's the best oh well get ready our listeners get a free pair of socks with their next order get a free pair of damn socks all you have to do is go to stance.com circling back

that's stance.com circling back and i can't think of a better gift to get or give this holiday than stance socks. Take the guesswork out of holiday shopping. Stance makes gifting easy and everyone will be happy. Stance.com slash circling back for all your holiday needs and free socks with your next purchase. I see Dylan's bringing back Henley Thursday. I haven't seen that henley in a while footsie with me dog do what i want my shit you don't like my stance on your feet

uh yeah i'm wearing a henley today i i just i don't know it's been a while since i've worn a henley though you're right that's a good point this is the guy who coined the term henley thursday it's our old yet here i am wearing it on a mond. It's crazy. I know. You're bucking the trend. I've never done this before. You said Henley's you can't wear out to, correct, to a bar? I didn't say that. I said I don't wear them out. Randy!

I said I don't wear them out. Oh, buddy. When did he say this? This sounds like a deep cut. I think you said it's a trash move. You might have been out. I did not say that. Oh.

I think you did. I didn't say it was a trash move. They're not for me to wear. I don't wear them out to dinner or whatever. It was a little too casual for me for that. But yeah, I mean, I'll get down with the Henleys. It's just a casual. I love Henleys.

It's a hybrid t-shirt, you know. It looks good. Thank you. I'm going to wear mine to a bar. Do whatever the hell you want, dog. I don't care Henley Ramirez over here chill coming at me sideways over here

how's Henley doing these days isn't he in prison no Henley Ramirez he was like selling a bunch of drugs no he was like the MVP what did he find he's currently a free agent folks Selling a bunch of drugs. No. He was like the MVP.

What did he find? He's currently a free agent, folks. Damn. He's only 35. I'm actually surprised he's 35. Very surprised he's 35. Hanley Ramirez? I thought he was like 25, but I think he's arrested currently. I don't think that's right, Brett.

Chill out. Trying to find out that information. You tried, dude. Brett, you tried, man. I don't think that's right, Brett. Chill out. Trying to find out that information. You tried, dude. Brett, you tried, man. I will say this. My baseball knowledge is at an all-time low. Yeah. It's understandable.

It's just, I have trouble. It's trash. Okay. His name was dropped from the case. The drug kingpin. They call him the drug kingpin who never was. Can you please apologize to him right now henley ramirez in the notes app and henley ramirez now it's henley yes do do it in the

do it in the notes app and then read it from the notes app your apology okay give me like 30 seconds okay hey should we break down the wash media christmas party that was this past weekend i had an excellent time at the wash media christmas. The Wash Media Christmas party went off without a hitch. It was tight. What did y'all order for dinner? I messed up. Well, everyone thought we were going to Matt's El Rancho. Yeah, we did.

Everybody thought we were. Yeah, we threw in the old change-up. Yeah. When people zag, we zig, you know? Well, we got to the line. We saw man coverage. We're like, oh. Omaha.

We actually never planned to go to Matt's El Rancho. Right, right. We never did. That was the backup, oh. Omaha. We actually never planned to go to Mad Soul Ranch. Right, right. We never did. That was the backup's backup. Yes. As it goes. Man, I had an awesome time. You're right.

It went off without a hitch. Everyone showed up. We all had a great time. We all got home safely. Kinda. What? I mean, Dave almost caused a flood on South Congress after his photo in front of the Kia Soul. Yeah, you know, some people, they would just get into their Uber, not me.

You could see the guy in the background, like, adjusting his mirror. He's, like, starting the fee. He's like, God damn it. These guys are just taking FitPix outside of my Kia Soul right now. Dude, that Kia Soul was fire. Oh, my God. Who asked to do that? Was that me asking you to do it or was that you asking me?

No, I definitely, I remember you just had your phone out like as soon as, you had your phone out. I was probably looking for my Uber. Yeah. Who took the pin? I don't know. Will. Dude, you went off though. Yeah, I did. You went off. I don't know. Will. Dude, you went off, though. Yeah, I did. You went off.

I don't know. It was a good Christmas. Let's talk about the MCCH, which I still don't know what that stands for. No one knows. How do you not know what it stands for? What does MCCH stand for? The Merriman Christmas Cocktail Hour. That's such a terrible name for what you did.

What did I do then, Will? You should have just made it shorter. The Cotchman's Hour? Just call it. Dude, calm down. Yeah, no. You should have just made it shorter. The Kochman's Hour? Just call it. Dude, calm down. Your last name has Mary in it. You have to be able to come up with something a little more witty. Yeah, dumbass.

Yeah, I have my wedding hashtag. That's it. Mary's like, it's tough. There's a lot of syllables in my name. You can't do much. But I had fun. I think the hors d'oeuvres went over well. I had four bacon-wrapped jalapenos.

Did you? This is after intern Klein dragged you through the mud, said that the bacon was undercooked. He said that at his ranch. He said that on Saturday. I think he's just, maybe he had a bad experience with bacon when he was a child or something.

Yeah. Maybe he's just a bacon snob. He could be. They were good, though. I literally had four. They were good though i had i literally had four they were good those little cranberry brie things that you made yeah or fire and then good job the uh do you want to talk about the buffalo chicken dip i do i think that was one of the best i've made it was it was very tasty i've never had a buffalo chicken dip i've disliked but yours was

yours was especially good okay i was happy with it appreciate that yeah i need you to do that for super bowl sunday i could do that for Super Bowl Sunday. I could do that for Super Bowl Sunday. Oh, I tried a Shiner Cheer for the first time ever. Oh, what's wrong with you? How did it take you this long? I explain this. When I'm staring at a beer fridge and I'm trying to make my selection,

I'm not going to go with the Shiner Christmas edition. It just doesn't make sense to my head. It's good, though. It is good. I think Dylan's reaction was, oh, okay. That's a huge endorsement from him.

They're pretty peachy right now. They are, but they're good. They're good. It's kind of spicy, peachy. They're fun, yeah. I wouldn't recommend drinking like an entire

six pack in one sitting if I get a tummy ache. Yeah, I think one is my limit. I can do two. They were good though. I can do exactly one. For exactly one listener out out there what'd you guys think of the sangria didn't have any i had a full glass sorry it was very good thank you i heard good things unfortunately i was not

in much of a sangria mood that's why i had the shiner sure but i did have one glass of the the sangria and it was very good we did didn't put any ginger ale in against my judgment. But I guess it didn't need it. Okay. Yeah, it was good, man. I gave Will a glass in a mason jar just to really spice it up. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't spicy enough, so we put it in a mason jar and all of a sudden it was spiced.

It was good. It was good it was good sangria dylan rated my tree 6.1 baby what the fuck is that that's fair i like that right yeah your tree was doing nothing doing nothing it was just what's the x factor of your tree brett the tree topper you didn't have a tree topper it's a stetson head no no i brought that head over oh you're tanking your tree right now. You might go down in the fives if you don't be careful. No, I agree.

It's not a 6.1. It's fake. It's six feet tall. It had the generic ornaments on it. He had a couple sentimental ones, but not enough to justify anything. How do you expect more than a 6.1? That's at least a 7.1. Also, it's positioning in your apartment.

It doesn't really lend itself to a higher rating. it's very hidden i didn't i don't have many options well you got to make options that's true billy zane titanic a real man makes his own options what do you think of my guitar directly in the entrance say what what do you think of my guitar being directly in the entrance way uh you're really putting out a vibe to guests. The first thing they see is an acoustic guitar, and they're going to think, wow, this guy's going to play a song. How did you not change the lyrics to Santeria and just do Sangria and sing a song for everybody?

The syllables don't match. They don't match. Sangria. I ain't got no Sangria. No, I think that you could try, it's you're not gonna last the whole song i ain't got no there's already there's a sangria song sangria sangria wine jerry jeff walker i love sangria wine i don't know who jerry jeff walker is dude you your vocal range is stupid i know everybody

everybody says that have you not heard that new jj dubb you're like the you're like a modern day clay aiken your voice is beautiful thank you man i really appreciate that means a lot yeah jerry jeff walker an awesome legend who is like this the the sassy jazz guy who won american idol that one year and justin guarini no no no, no. This guy was impossibly white. He was impossibly white. Clay Aitken? No, it wasn't him. He was like the fun guy

and he was like snapping and stuff. And people were like, your music's never going to translate to pop music, but he won anyway. No clue. Okay. I didn't like American Idol,

if I'm being honest. Wasn't a big Idol guy. I think we had like a two-year phase as a family where American Idol was big in like oh six maybe we had that with uh who wants to be a millionaire okay my parents were watching that non-stop that and uh emerald legassi remember the emerald show 8 p.m weekdays we watched that for a good year no family it's weird yeah my guy was i'm talking about taylor hicks no i don't remember

him country guy with gray hair? He was not country, I don't think. Maybe he was. A little bit of rock and roll, too, you know? Yeah, cool. Him and Bo Bice back in the day. Yeah, Bo Biden. I'm sorry.

Do we have any MVP? Who's everyone's MVP from the holiday party? It's got to be Barrett. It's got to be Barrett, right? It's got to be Barrett. Yeah, it's Barrett. Not only did Barrett it's gotta be barrett yeah it's barrett not only did barrett get up and do this is how we roll but he also he also had me do something that i haven't done in about nine years and that was take a rumple mint shot oh he went somebody went up and

i think it was alissa i was staying at the bar with alissa and she was asking the bartender if they had any christmasy shots and the bartender looked at her like, no. That's not like, absolutely not. There's not an occasion more appropriate for a Rumpelman shot than a Christmas party. So I was like, we can either do Fireball, because it's got the cinnamon flavor, or Rumpelman. And I was like, yeah, let's do Rumpelmans. They're good. I will have to say, the idea of going to a karaoke bar is never a good one

to me because i just i hate the pressure of like oh should i you know get a song off but i had so much fucking fun there that place is a blast yeah it sucks waiting in line it stinks to wait in line and i hate waiting in line for bars that being said i always every time i go to egos i have a really good time had a blast and the coolest part about going to egos is that i finally got to see the lyrics to uh that fallout boy song should we're going down i couldn't take my eyes off the screen because i was like wow this is what they're saying and i would have never come up with this on my own i did the same thing it felt a little weird being there without micah who's a karaoke king of austin of course yep i was hoping he would show up you got to go back with Micah and just watch him do his thing.

There were rumors that he was just going to bust into the wall like the Kool-Aid man and just perform a Hall & Oates song. And hang the mic over his arm. That's his signature move, you know. Why does he... Dude, his signature moves. And like yelling,

welcome to the jungle, motherfuckers. Like, that's not even on the screen, dude. Just sing the song and get out. He's the ad-libbing. Remember when he did it with his Snapchat spectacles on? What an insuffer, dude. Just sing the song and get out. Remember when he did it with his Snapchat spectacles on? What an insufferable dude. Dude,

I still, I will never be able to. The funniest moment to me in touching bass history was when we found out that he went to Ego's by himself like one night.

Oh, yeah. Like drunk, just went up there and did a song. Did a song. Didn't go hang out at the bar. Went and performed in front of strangers strangers not a friend in the place that's that's my uh honestly that sounds like the one of the better ways to do karaoke did you invite mike into the

christmas party or the uh the brett trip at the christmas party no i invited him to the brett trip when we're at matt's when was it what was that for your birthday no no uh meet up yeah post meet up after the backer meet up there we go and he seemed very interested in it so yeah we at the dinner we're like is my guy actually gonna go so we texted him you texted him it's like hey you're going on the trip's like, are you still in for the ski trip? His response was just two letters. He said no. Okay, sick, dude. Perfect, dude. Yeah, can't wait.

Yeah. Awesome. I laughed so hard at that for some reason. Just no. He's a funny dude. Like, come on, bro. We're inviting you on a ski trip. Oh, well.

Yeah, I mean, shouts to Barrett doing This Is How We Roll by Florida Georgia Line. oh well yeah i mean shouts to barrett doing uh this is how we roll by florida georgia line did he want us to get on the stage with him or did he want the spotlight no no no no no good with that sweater on no you wanted to yeah honestly that's something that bothers me about karaoke is when there's like uh friends of the person that are just kind of like on stage trying to get a little bit of the shine and it's like you're not really doing anything you're doing some off mic like harmonizing and that's it let this person perform and then maybe you go do a song get off the stage dude you didn't have to come at all the off mic harmonizers next right now i had to there were some terrible karaoke song choices

though i will do i have to say that you're at the mercy of the crowd. Whatever they want to perform, that's what you're getting. It's not a place you go to listen to cool tunes. And you know when guys do, they're kind of not all into the song they pick, so they do the octave lower than the song is with their voice, and you just can't be doing that.

I feel like that's most people. I don't identify octaves very well. You know what I'm saying? When a guy's singing like a Fall Out Boy song and he's like singing it an octave lower. Who was the dude who did like a, it was like a Broadway style tune or a show tune. Oh, that guy was loving the spot.

He did not need to be doing that. He clearly had done high school theater or something and had performed that and like that's kind of his bit. There was exactly one person in the crowd singing along to it. It was just it got, you know, the murmur kind of like raises to it it wasn't broadway though you know i mean i'm sure i'm sure it has been on broadway he was doing poor unfortunate souls by ursula from the little mermaid which like why do they even have that as an option no one wants to hear that he brought his own ipod he's just like hey plug it in does anybody ever do

i went up and i was like hey Hey, can, can I do, uh, can I do under the sea from little mermaid? But I just want to do the steel drum part. And they were like, no, we can't do that. We can't accommodate you.

We don't have karaoke steel drum. He was like, we don't have a steel drum here. And I was like, well, I have mine in the car. And he ended up vetoing me. That guy has to deal with some bullshit.

Yes. I was, I, I was like two and a half hours dude to wait for a song he's like yeah man just didn't lie so i didn't pop it's a popular spot yeah i had a blast it was awesome good food some might Some might say, great success. Yeah, Dylan had the shittiest order of all time, though. It sounded dope when she told us about it. It was the special of the night. Oh, you got those baby-ass tostadas. It wasn't very special.

I was like, what was on it? What kind of meat was it? Pulled brisket? I think it was carnitas. It sounded tight when she told us about it. So I ordered the special and she brought it out. It was too like, I don't know. Like they were smaller than a CD. They were tiny.

If you used a chip, if you wanted to like dip a chip into some salsa, they were the perfect size chips. Yeah. Yeah. But she was a real one. I was like, I didn't know how small this was. She brought me an enchilada as well. And she brought it out in like three minutes yeah she knew yeah she knew so yeah i kind of let you down with that didn't i when i was a waiter and i would see like a special

come out that looked like shit i was like well man this puts me in a real real bad situation right now yeah it's like i'm about to i'm about to really i'm about to bum out their table more than anything yeah that was i had that problem a lot at subway yeah sometimes like somebody would make an order and i was like man this isn't gonna be good i can tell you that right now i think it was on the quad or something the guy that was taking a photo of the subway sandwich i loved that it was just such a shitty sandwich dude the people that get me are the who go into subway and they order the veggie sub i'm like that that is like the bottom tier of subway ingredients is their veggies their veggies aren't good i mean yeah like that trash ass shredded lettuce get out of here dude

i kind of like the shredded lettuce there that being said last i've only had subway once in the last 10 years and it was fucking terrible by the way shots to brett state for getting us the uh the shots oh yeah i did too many shots And really just taking it to another gear. She sat down and was like, I'm going to take this to the next level. Boom. Yeah, she did. Tequila shots for the squad. How did she order those under the radar?

She was just making moves. Oh. I respected it. Moving Gs like silence and lasagna. Dude, you crushed that. Dude, you murdered that. I'm sorry. Brett just pulled up from half court. I was trying to find the words. Dude, that crushed that. You murdered that. I'm sorry.

Brett just pulled up from half court. I was trying to find the word. Dude, that was so sick. Another fun little positive to the shot situation is two people didn't take theirs. So that gives us two chances for odds. And we ended up playing odds with the shots. I heard from my date that you played one in 50 odds. What?

For what? For a tequila shot. I thought it was one in 12. Who did? I thought someone lost one in 50 odds what for what for a tequila shot i thought it was one i thought it was one in 12 who did someone i thought someone lost one in 50 it wasn't me someone did lose a one in oh she lost to me yeah oh yeah that's what i meant that was it wasn't for the shot though it was a spoonful of the fundido cold and hardened fundido oh that was disgusting i forgot you guys did that you're she's like i don't want to do this let's do one at 50 he's like okay that's fair and 47 we both come on we both said better than taking a shot of ranch she took it down joint odd we need to chill out we took it like too much lately shots to uh shots to my date shots to your date shots to your date dave what you want to shots to his date too oh shut out hey what's that what happened to brother nature

he got pieced up man why'd he get pieced up he took an l looks like he took two l's actually a couple l's yeah uh yeah i don't follow brother nature do i need to follow brother nature uh i did for a minute and then i he seems he seems universally loved so why are people piecing him up i think he's kind of a shithead well so initially so the there's video somebody posted of him just getting wrecked and then kicked in the head a couple times which isn't good and then uh another video from inside the restaurant of the same exact same thing happening and he said he got jumped and he came out was like yeah people were just watching standing by and watching letting it happen with their phones out so you're like oh that sucks you

know and then you're thinking man was he uh like these people like know his brother nature did you hear that who was that a stomach who was that it had to be your stomach right it was like it was a burp that i held in it was it came from my yeah do you have like an animal living in your stomach that's making noises right now you think the people heard that it was so loud sorry total accident i should have moved away from the mic i think dave looked over me talking about brother nature i just had wide eyes like what anyway yeah he was playing he was saying that he was a victim in this attack and then it kind of the restaurant came out and released the security footage and uh sure looks like he kind of instigated the deal and got pieced up outside ran back in and went after uh another dude and got pieced up again i watched about 90 seconds

of video of him getting like beaten up he got kicked in the head a couple times yeah at no point in any of the videos was he not on the ground just getting his shit kicked in yeah he got rocked At no point in any of the videos was he not on the ground just getting his shit kicked in. Yeah, he got rocked. Look, people, don't kick in the... Don't fight. That's dangerous. Don't fight. Especially don't kick people in the head.

He almost got curb stomped. That's a good way to end your life and another person's life. Just don't do it. Yeah, once somebody's on the ground like that, you don't have to... Maybe take their back and choke them out. Or at least make them tap. That's what I to micah i forgot about that yeah maybe that's why he didn't show up to egos uh yeah so he's kind of there's a backlash now people are kind of exposing him they're saying because he came out and said it was one way but it was the other way and uh looks like he was kind

of a jerk to the people at the restaurant and And they kicked him out. And he didn't want to leave. Caught these guys recording him. Which, I mean, that's probably annoying getting recorded in public. Happens to us all the time, right? You know, can't go anywhere. But I would be careful on who you approach. Because they might beat the piss out of you. Then kick you in the head.

The silver lining to this situation, though? The memes are fire. I have not seen many memes. You showed me one at dinner. Oh, did I? Yeah, the lion in the car. Oh, okay, those memes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Social media is, like, yeah. The animal kingdom is coming for the guy who jumped him. That's true. According to social media. What is Brother Nature's entire bit? Can someone just mansplain Brother Nature to me right now? He talks to animals And like

Mostly deer who hang around I guess where he lives And he names them and they come up and he feeds them and shit And he has like funny commentary He's funny I will give him props The name Brother Nature is perfect It's a really good name

I didn't know he was doing such numbers on Twitter. Maybe on the Grom, too. Add me on the Grom. I think part of the problem is he's got a big head because of his newfound fame. In this video, it looks like he's just going around just like... Beating deer will do that to you. Let me tell you this. If I knew I had the entire animal kingdom on my back. Like, I would feel invincible as well.

Oh, they didn't really show up for them. No. You'd think maybe a hawk or something would swoop down. What if a feral hog just came out of nowhere and just murked the guy kicking him in the head? I wouldn't be surprised. Just one, though? It's rarely one, Will.

It's normally 30 to 50. That's fair. Where does Brother Nature lit? I think it's Miami. Hard to say's fair where does brother nature lit i think in miami hard to say there's not this many deer in miami he lives in like a beautiful there's no deer in miami i don't know that for a fact i'm just i wouldn't think there's saltwater deer i don't actually quite large i don't think there are. Saltwater deer. Are they amphibious? They'll live forever if left in a vacuum.

Yeah, they just get really big. If you can just sustain their food. We discussed crocodiles versus gators at dinner. Yeah, and caiman. Yeah, for those who wonder if the bits carry over to our actual lives, the answer is yes yeah we talked about crocodiles for like an hour yeah so yeah we did i got like not heated but it was uh we had a nice little discussion yeah we had a discussion about it and yes day we did talk

about caimans as well i don't know why you have to say it like that yeah what's your deal dude everyone with the cage deal you came in boots you have came in boots don't you yeah okay did you wear those i wore my ostrich who had the best fit from the the party oh brett seems to think it's him I thought my fit was pretty good you had a good fit I mean dude yeah nothing says scarf weather like 62 and humid

and turtleneck and turtleneck did you get hot in that be honest it didn't look that hot did you overheat a little bit no it wasn't bad I thought I was nervous about it

especially like in my because my my apartment got a little hot at Al Alma that was a sangria did Lily and Drew get confused and think it was a costume party drew wore a t-shirt they just let me drew a move dave immediately pointed out that they looked like danny and sandy from from greece in the final scene and i was like oh

now i can't not think that like that's exactly how they look i don't think that joke landed with lily and if it did she didn't like it Well, Lily had been drinking all day anyway, so she might not have put two and two together. That's true. It is a very aggressive move to go from Polvos to a Christmas party.

Because Polvos is a place where you go to get hammered. I'm not trying to stunt. I did have one beer before the Christmas party. That's pretty sick, dude. Nice. Not trying to stunt, though.

Dude, I didn't come here to stunt. Right. I just want to give the information to the people and let them decide. I think everybody had pretty good fits. I would have liked to see Dave in a turtleneck. Your top, your top three fits at DC rough on the Grom.

I actually got a gram off by the way. If you don't follow, you can't see it. Cause like, obviously we stay, we stay private on this side of the pond. Yeah. I didn't know. I had no gram worthy pictures from the event, unfortunately. So I didn't get a Grom off. He's like, obviously we stay private on this side of the pond. Yeah, I had no gram-worthy pictures from the event, unfortunately,

so I didn't get a gram off. It's too bad. Did we get a group pic? Not a good one. Nothing. Not a good one. We really didn't. We should have done something. We had an issue with the flash situation, I remember.

Oh. Couldn't figure that out. To be clear, we didn't need the flash. I didn't think we did either. Like, there's a misconception with the new phone, and I think Brett was the one perpetuating this misconception that we needed the flash for some reason, and he was freaking out about it.

Flash makes pictures look so much better. Yeah, but like, the new phone... I know the night mode does the thing. The new phone just does it for you, dog. Flash ruins photos. flash ruins photos flash ruins photos i look better with a flash that's more word i was going with that why do you look better with a flash i just i can't explain it i can't explain it it's just been my whole life you're just hot with a flash kind of i get hot flashes dude dude shut up yeah dude shut up shut the fuck

up oh man we had fun though it was a good time i'm gonna have fun it was a good time um he goes as good he goes as like a twice a year spot for me it's mainly like once once is fine too once i did almost i did almost try to kick someone's bumper off in the in the parking lot i was heated can we just make this our post uh christmas dinner or party tradition yeah every year yeah i'm fine with that okay that works for me why did we audible from the first bar like who when was that because the line was around the block according to sally who drove by as we were about to leave dinner that's right it's also not it's not cool enough to wait in a line around the block to go to that

bar i'm sorry i do like the bar it's it's good but it's more of a weeknight move where it's not going to be as busy and we can actually sit down and not have to fight for a drink we originally chose that bar because they decorate big time for christmas which is tight i don't know how i feel about bars that do that it's becoming more and more prevalent it creates a huge influx of people and you put decorations up at Wilmont's like two months ago. Yeah, early. Oh, every day is Christmas at Wilmont's. You don't say that, though.

It's not on your mission statement. Well, they're your family, though. That is. I recognize that from the board you have hanging in your wall. Y'all do any special Christmas drinks for the season? Mm-hmm. Yeah, we actually make a mulled wine. But instead of using traditional seasonings,

we just use jerk seasoning. Spiced Cayman cider? And it's called, Look What You Did, You Little Jerk. Yikes. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty good.

Dude, it's cool. It's original, yeah. We got a really good chef. Our bartenders are second to none. And they, when they come up with these concoctions, I just let them do it. You know,

I don't want to impose too much. What's your chef's name? Uh, will. Oh yeah. Wow. He's chill. He's a chill dude.

He's good. I like anything that you can add a dash of cinnamon to. That's good. Do you want to bartend? We're going to pick up some shifts. Cinnamon is really good, actually. We might have to start doing that. That's just fireball shots.

We call them cinnabons. Cinnabons. The whole squad drinking cinnabons this weekend. What the hell? We need to make a Wilmons Christmas sweater. Does Wilmonds have... What are your apps? We're a big fan.

Postmates. We have a good relationship with them. They hook you up with a good delivery. They don't gouge you too much. No. We have a little thing. They can cut the line if they're waiting in line to get in. They can go in and get their food for their people.

Do you have lines at Wilmot? It's always packed. There's always lines in the bathroom at Wilmot if you know what I mean. You can't promote drugs at your establishment. We don't provide them. People just do it.

You just turn a blind eye. I feel like ego is a bar that people will be doing heavy amounts of cocaine. Based on my Instagram photo, the bathroom looks so scuzzy. That's a cocaine bathroom. We've got another bathroom pick off, which is tight. Oh, yeah. You actually framed it, right? Mm-hmm.

That's per tradition. That's what I do. That's what you do. That's what I do. Was the other one two years ago? No, it was a year ago. Actually, I realized after it wasn't after a Christmas party. It was after a birthday party.

No, because I was with you and I didn't go to your Christmas party last year. Yeah, yeah. It was still a Christmas party weekend. I don't mean either. Why? Are you sure it wasn't two years ago? Dylan, I'm positive, dude. All right, man.

I'm positive. You look trimmer, like I said. Well, yeah, you were actually right. You were spot on with that. Yeah. Kind of like people tights. You knew exactly how much weight I lost. Yeah, I'm actually really perfect at that as well. Thank you. You're really on with that. Yeah. Kind of like people tights. You knew exactly how much weight I lost. Yeah. I'm actually really perfect at that as well.

Thank you. You're really perfect at that. So if y'all want to send me before and after pics of you losing or gaining weight, I'll guess how much weight you've... Dude, I'm here for weight loss photos for Dylan. Or weight gain photos. Yeah. Or weight gain.

It's like, yeah, I had a really dark winter last year. I put on about 30 pounds just drinking. It's a time to bulk actually this is a perfect segue to postmates didn't even realize we had these guys today i thought that's why you were setting it up nice no when you need red wine at 4 p.m sushi at 9 p.m and a breakfast burrito at 8 a.m maybe even some ibuprofen at 10 a.m you can just postmate it you did that yesterday yeah actually yeah if i didn't have obligations yesterday you could have caught me postmating at least one meal postmates is your

personal food delivery grocery delivery whatever kind of delivery service all year round they've got i mean every restaurant you can think of name a restaurant cc's pizza yeah pot belly wilmont everything dude wilmont is not on the list. It's only in select areas where there are some. I haven't franchised out too many yet. All rights reserved. Do you know I've eaten 40 jerk chickens in the last 30 days? 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

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and save with code circling. 40 jerk chickens. Mm-hmm. I love jerk chicken. Add me on the group group do we want to talk real briefly about the cameo that was created for Dylan this week

have you gotten your drip up since that kid told you to no I've done nothing to change my drip since then I know I need to get it up did you know who it was the second he started talking oh absolutely I've seen the video of the original you'd recognize that Gucci neck pillow

I'm gonna fuck with you just to be clear these are different people yes I know that some people don't know that some people didn't know that it's a different Instagram sensation who is under the age of 18 that we have stanned

we stan a king why are we just paying little kids to make videos talking shit to dylan we're a weird group we got a lot of weird we're living a weird world these days man dylan goes to me and he's like who did that i'm like i don't i don't know man i just i probably died of the blue i was wrong last time it It's Lil' Esco. The last... The Cole Campbell shout-out, I assumed it was Micah

because me and Micah are big Cole Campbell guys. We always see each other in his posts. It wasn't. It was listeners, right? What? They got this?

No, no. The Cole Campbell one. Oh, I don't even know. Oh, I'll be honest. I have no clue who did the Cole Campbell one. I think it was the Cole Campbell listeners. But yeah, this one is

Cole Campbell even a cameo or is he just like having people Venmo him? Yeah, he just does it through his own shit. Oh, he's cutting out the middleman. Yeah, you got to

appreciate. I do. Shout out to Cole. But I do know who you know, you know, Cole does. He keeps that Instagram private.

Smart. It's a great way to build. Sure is. Yeah, I know who did the get your drip up video though. Who? His name is David Ruff.

Yeah, he's sitting right next to me right here. This guy. You really think I know how to do that? Can you confirm it in either state? Why would I do that? You tell me. Well.

Because you absolutely did it well you confessed i might have when you're drinking well get your drip up you you you're lucky that he didn't do the original i was just gonna say you're you're very fortunate that he did not go with the original script i was about what was the original i was about three stouts deep at pine house with will towards the end of the night and i was like let's do this and we typed out this whole thing it was much more much more specific like and apparently he didn't get it so i got a notification overnight like hey you need to redo this little esco didn't like what you're what you're cooking up here so i did another one kept it simple he just you know hit like the

the basics and um i think it went well he did say say, I'm going to fuck with you, though, at the end. He did. I mean, after saying, fuck you, Dorn. Right. He was nice. He was supposed to say that you don't get no hoes. Why would you tell him to say that to me? It just seems like something he would say to someone.

We were kind of fitting the script to him. I could easily see him saying that. And the fact that maybe he knows you do. So he was like, nah, I don't get hoes. He DM'd us back. And he was like, Dylan clearly gets hoes. I just looked at his Grom. And so like, I'm not going to say that. It's false advertising.

Yeah. Well, thanks for the shout out, guys. I don't know what to say. Can y'all each Venmo me $7.50 to make up? Because I'd like to get paid. $7.33. $7.50. And three repeating.

Actually, Klein can weigh in with the the one cent that's left over i'll hit y'all up cool okay thank you i mean what's that like though knowing that little esco knows who you are now that's gonna be pretty tight it hasn't really changed much of my life it's you know we gotta get parks on cameo damn people would pay actually that's a money making that's a stream of revenue for you oh yeah yeah if you want to get called a chicken doo-doo but just let him know he gets on from school we have just like a list of people to go we gotta we gotta we gotta knock these out buddy let's go do you guys see maddie b's doing a casting call for his next video. Yeah. It's not great. On the couch?

No, it's not that. He is a child. Are you going to audition to be the wimpy kid in the video? What? Are you going to be the wimpy kid? I'm going to be the bodybuilder that they need. They need a bodybuilder? I hope it's Sage.

That'd be great, dude. If it was Sage, our world would melt. A Sage-Matty B collab? Holy shit. Think about it. No one's doing that. Who wins that fight? What about breaking the internet? If for some reason they about it no one's doing who wins that fight about breaking the internet if for some reason they got into a fistfight who wins sage and maddie

b well maddie b is evil because he did the whole 9-11 thing doesn't mean he can fight i know but like he'll do whatever he's crazy yeah like he'll fucking he'll commit an act of terrorism well yeah yeah that's true so can i ask a Dave-specific question right now that I wish I would have asked before the podcast? Yeah. Did you finish Silicon Valley last night? No. Are you aware that it's the series finale?

Yeah, I saw the tweet. Not just the season? Yeah. I'm happy that they're ending it because this season's been fine. I've enjoyed it. I'm like three episodes behind so clearly I haven't enjoyed it

enough to watch in real time but it seems like a good time to end interesting finale I'll say that really? yeah

it's much different so you watched it I thought you were out on it for some reason no I mean I do I do think that there was a a hole where Air Lake should have been

but they kind of tried to fill with russ but and russ is great don't get me wrong i love him but air like this comes back i'm excited for that yep oh yeah he's an all-time great character he's phenomenal he's phenomenal sorry i just i just had to ask no no no that's a i'm glad you reminded me i'm gonna i'm gonna catch up on that tonight brett are you caught up on the morning show i sure am did you watch the most recent episode yes i did what the fuck we're just gonna you and i need up on the morning show? I sure am. Did you watch the most recent episode? Yes, I did. What the fuck?

You and I need to start a morning show podcast since no one else watches it besides you and I in the world. It was nommed for an Emmy. Do we have any good Emmys? I'd say it was nommed. Do we have any good nomms? What's wrong with you saying nommed? N-O-M apostrophe D.

Game of Thrones was not. That's the big news. The Emmy nominations didn't come out today it was just it was the golden globes i was which are my favorites sorry i'm a big golden globe guy uh you did watch game of thrones i did okay what were your thoughts on the final season i hated it okay subpar cool same i shouldn't say i hated it but i didn't it did not live up to one cent of the hype that it should have you know will's recently started game of thrones i haven't started yet i think i actually i have got some free time today i think i might i think i might do it

best time to do it is on monday after uh my my date to the christmas party also not a game of thrones watcher will but watch the last episode of the entire series. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my gosh. I might do that. And I almost uninvited her. That's a crazy person. I know what happens, unfortunately.

It's hard to miss. But I knew what happens in Breaking Bad. I know what happens in everything. Are you guys ready for the best motion picture drama nominees? This is Golden Globes. Yeah. Yeah, give us the noms. 1917.

Never even heard of it. It's a very good World War I situation. It doesn't have a link on here like everything else does, so it hasn't gotten much coverage. The Irishman. Oh, Dylan. Joker. Ever heard of it?

Loved it. Marriage Story on Netflix. Oh, I'm seeing mixed reviews on that. Yep. And The Two Popes. Also Netflix, I believe. This is a very interesting best motion picture drama. Two Popes.

Best motion picture Musical Comedy. Dolomite Is My Name. The new Eddie Murphy one? That seems... Eddie Murphy's back. I watched the trailer for that. It didn't look funny. Jojo Rabbit, Knives Out, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,

and another movie we saw together, Rocketman. You've got to think Once Upon a Time. Yeah, if that doesn't win, I'll be surprised. I'm saying that because I've seen it. And that's kind of how it works for these. Yeah, but that was't win, I'll be surprised. I'm saying that because I've seen it. And that's kind of how it works with these. Yeah, but it was good. Rocket Man was good. I didn't think it was great.

Better than the Queen movie, I'll just say that. Bohemian Rhapsody, which stunk. It did not stink. I liked it. I liked it. I'm sorry. I'll just say that. Catch me, Freddie Mercury. Is that your Freddie Mercury? so it did not i liked it i liked it i'm sorry i'll just say that it's me freddie mercury

is that your friend like a 19 it's my fate it's my uh who's the actor that i mean molly all right do you want the best do you want the best television series drama i ate 40 peaches last night go ahead sorry we actually talked about a few of these big little lies the crown killing eve the morning show in succession and the best television series musical We actually talked about a few of these. Big Little Lies, The Crown, Killing Eve, The Morning Show, and Succession, and the best television series musical comedy. Barry,

Fleabag, Kominsky Method, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Politician. You gotta think, Veep is a snub on that one. Last season was phenomenal. The last season was very, very, very good.

Are we sure that that wasn't lumped into last year's Golden Globes? I'm not sure. I have no idea. I'm not sure either. But if they did get snubbed, you're right. Other than that, I have no complaints or qualms. Game of Thrones didn't deserve a nom. No love for the El Camino camino would that be a motion picture i

guess yeah that would be a motion picture that's fine it probably didn't deserve to get nominated but i still enjoyed it game of thrones only got two nominations good what is it like best cinematography best performance by an actor for kit harrington. Really? Yeah. Not Peter Dinklage. Was he Brad Snow? No, he was Todd Snow. You know that. Actually, they only got one nomination based on this list. And it's Kit Harington, eh?

Something that did clean up a little bit, Chernobyl. We were Chernobyl boys. Chernobyl was tight. Yeah. No, the series was tight. Yeah, Dylan, just to be clear. A lot of people died, fucked up a lot of lives. I was talking about the actual event.

We did get those dogs, though. Has anyone adopted one? Have you gotten one yet? Is Enzo a Chernobyl dog? Mine gets here next week. Is it coming over on a ship or something? Yeah. It's in a crate.

It's on a freighter. A lead case. Oh, because it's radioactive. Lead crate. Radioactive. Wow. And now it goes. I think it might be, yeah.

That's the Halo music. Oh, yeah. Where's Doodoo when you need him? Dude, when he busted that out on the Internet Party Collabo, I was so happy. Such a weird kid. That was a tough morning. I was hungover as hell.

I haven't listened to it, but apparently they talked about me getting allegedly horny on the TL on their, on internet. Didn't we determine on this very podcast that it wasn't alleged? It was certified horny? It was certified not horny. Let's do the Rotten Tomatoes of horniness.

Wait, you were certified horny? You're saying you were not certified horny on the TL? It was 0% horny. Oh. I think there was some horny percentage there. 0%. Okay. The critics said that you were at least 50% horny.

The needle did not move. Okay. Easy. Why are you calling it the needle? The horny meter. Dude, gas yourself up a little bit more. Is that what you call it? The horny meter? You can't talk about your little needle on the horny meter. No, that's not what i meant this might be a good time for someone to send uh do what brett wants to do what does that mean

with the text message what's your idea oh yeah i have an idea you freak should i say my idea you can say your idea it's almost time for brett's breaking news so i don't know what this is do you just want to start brett's breaking news right now we can start it with this breaking news i have an idea uh i want people to send this very podcast or or just an episode of circling back to a friend who is either out on circling back or has not listened to circling back and i want you to text your friend and be like listen to this podcast and tell me what it's about. Even if it's just a five minute clip. That's a good idea.

Didn't we do a week? Didn't we have like tell a friend week or something? The old company? It was like a Micah thing and it was like referral week. This sounds like a Micah initiative. Podcast week.

That's what it was. Okay. Podcast week? Micah said podcast week. This sounds like a Micah initiative. We had podcast week. That's what it was. Okay. Podcast week? Micah said it was podcast week. Nothing changed except for we noted that it was podcast week. There was no marketing effort behind it. We carried on as normal. Genius. And Micah was like, I just want to remind

everyone that it is podcast week. We're like, yeah? I mean, it's a week we are doing podcasts. What do we do differently, Micah? Literally nothing. I respect what he was trying to do but it was just it was very funny he took it in the shorts for that i don't want it's not a hard thing send it to a friend have them listen and i want to see responses just send them today's fun and easy banter and just see what they come back with and shoot today was strong yeah today was strong and then we'll we'll post or retweet or something with the best text we can.

Don't send them to Wilmonds. Someone's going to hear that and not understand what's going on. That is niche, and I like it. Should we make a fake Google address for Wilmonds and just put up a bunch of pages? That's a lot of work. I might make a Squarespace page just for Wilmonds. You should. We do need a Christmas sweater, though.

We'll figure it out. Alligator. Yeah. We're definitely putting a Cayman on the Wilmans. You have to. It has to be Chris Cayman, though. It's like a Cayman in the Apple Jacks. South Central Michigan University.

Like the Cayman in the Apple Jacks cinnamon stick, just throwing it low. CMU? Fire up chips, baby. There's a Chippewas. Is that right? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah.

That's exciting. Brett, do you have any actual breaking news outside of asking for screenshots? Yeah, as a matter of fact, well, I do. I'm glad you asked. A little choose your adventure here. By the way, do you like my chips used for dipping of the buffalo chicken dip? Is this breaking news? No, it's just a choose-your-adventure because you can go Fritos, you can go Tostitos,

or you can go those chips that I can't pronounce, the guachazatl chips. I'm sorry, what? Am I close? What did you say? Guachazatl? Oh, the X-O-C-H-T-L. I think that's okay. I don't know.

Will knows Spanish better than us. I don't's okay. I don't know. Will knows Spanish better than us. I don't know how. I don't fuck with X's. It does sound, yeah. I don't think what you said is correct. I do have breaking news, Will. Do you want to go Russia, Papa John, or Volcanoes? Day of Reckoning will come.

Volcano one, if I recall, is pretty sad. Volcano one is pretty sad, Dylan. A volcano has erupted in New Zealand. And people have died. And killed at least five so far. But, you know, I would be remiss if I didn't mention breaking news. It was breaking to me.

New Zealand's on my list. I want to go to New Zealand. Absolutely on the list. If I'm taking a flight that far, I'm going to New Zealand. 100%. I just watched Johnny johnny tsunami the other day sally told us about this yeah i watched it for uh big screen sports good friend kyle bandujo's podcast and there's some volcano talking there you gotta think of volcano is an easy escape if it starts to erupt have you seen pompeii here goes Dylan. He can beat up a volcano. Pompeii?

No, I have not seen it. Or like heard of it. People were literally calcified. Calcified. Is that the word? No, but I know what you're talking about. Like when they extubated the site, people are just inundated by whatever that was.

When it pops and you're not ready for it, you get burned. Okay. It's like the show Burn Notice. I guess I just envisioned lava moving very slowly. Well, I think it's the initial blast followed by the plume of smoke. And the pyroclastic. The ash. And the ash. That's what got the Pompeii people.

People of Pompeii. I don't know how fast lava goes down a hill, but I don't want to find out. Why don't you do me a favor right now? Can you Google pyroclastic flow speed? Why do you know that word so offhand? Yellowstone theorist. Okay.

A pyroclastic flow, also known as a pyroclastic density current or pyroclastic flow, also known as a pyroclastic density current, or pyroclastic cloud. It's a fast-moving current of hot gas and volcanic matter, collectively known as tephra, that moves away from a volcano at about 62 miles per hour on average, but is capable of reaching speeds up to, drumroll please, 430 miles per hour.

I was not going to guess that. That's what you were gonna say You were gonna guess 420 So imagine when one of those puppies Comes rolling down the hill I don't even know what it is Dylan will just turn around And bow up to it

I don't even know what it is Dylan crouching down Putting his hands up Come on Alright Somebody finds him encased In like lava stone A thousand years later

Fist clenched Ready for it. He's wearing a Henley though. I don't get it. Catch me calcified throwing deuce. Papa John is going on a podcast. Oh, fuck yeah. Joe Rogan?

H3 podcast. I guess this guy has like three million followers on Twitter or two million on Instagram. The H3 podcast? Triple H? I'm aware of it being a thing. Is this Triple H? No, I don't think so.

Is it just like a guy who just has all the Hummers and then this one, he just has it fitted out where there's a studio in it and they just drive around being douchebags? But it's the H3 so it's kind of good for the environment? Yeah, it's kind of like the beta version of the Hummer series. 17 MPG? Get to the

fucking... He's going on and you gotta think that's where the day of reckoning is happening oh hell yeah oh why didn't we we should have reached out man like do you want to come on this podcast you can't go through the corporate line anymore i wouldn't ask him that but you know it's weird it's weird because i heard that the new papa john's ceo has never even been in the pizza space that's unfortunate like he has no idea yeah he said he's gonna uh set the record straight oh hell yes i hate it when the record's not straight wait what's h3 for real though it's a podcast it's in the comedy it's in the comedy charts the guy's the reason i know is because sally's dad we he goes by h3 because he's his name's harry and he's the third so he goes by H3 because his name's Harry and he's the third. So he goes by H3.

And for a long time, Sunday Scaries was right next to H3. And so I just sent him screenshots. He didn't give a fuck. Ethan Klein. Yeah. I found him on Twitter. He's got quite the following. So good for him.

I do wish he was going on Rogan. I don't trust who's named Ethan. I do wish this Rogan thing would happen, but... It would have been nice. In Russian news, shouts to Lane Kiffin, by the way, Ole Miss head coach. That's either going to go extremely well

or extremely poorly. Why is this Russian? I have... That was just an interjection. Sorry. Russian news. Russia's been banned from international athletic competition, Dave.

I saw this. For four years. For what? You know anything about it? Why are you looking at me like that? Because you're the president of Russia. No, I'm not. Why are they banned? Co-host of your podcast.

Which this podcast has been accused of. Different kind, though. Nice. Not a fan. Dylan over here with his horny meter. So what kind of what kind of international competition are they banned

from like the world cup like yes but Euro the Olympics Euro Olympics they're toast

why are they fine in Euro I don't know I think it's like they're already qualified or something I don't know what's going on there that seems shady

right did you ever watch the documentary about the guy who exposed the entire thing Lance Armstrong nope Russian doping Neil Armstrong the documentary about the guy who exposed the entire thing? Lance Armstrong? Nope. Russian doping.

Neil Armstrong. No, that's the guy who landed on the moon. Got it. Russian doping. No, I haven't seen it. You should watch it. I don't know the name, but I watched it. Are you a cameo in that at all?

I think you're confusing me for actually Vladimir Putin. It might be. I have no ties to the kgb or russia at all just a coincidence that in some lighting i do resemble putin in some lighting got it you know who pointed that out mia khalifa yeah she was the first one to point that out on the podcast then she pointed out that she had a crush on vladimir putin oh yeah so ipso facto yeah you know we yeah anyway that's married now congrats i think or getting married to chad kelly i don't know no not to chad kelly you thought you you gotta think that was going nowhere did that happen

i think he slid in the DMs and she just tweeted it out. That did happen. You've got a good internet memory. We talked to her about that on one of our former podcasts. That's all there is to it. Anyway.

Okay. It's fine. Congrats to the newlyweds. You seem like you're done with this podcast today. I just gotta tell you. It's run its course. You're putting off some followers're done with this podcast today it's got it's run its course you're putting off let's get out of here let's get out of here you got somewhere to be in that henley you're dressed up yeah no i'm here dylan did say we have to be on our phones

all day today he did dylan has official business he's requested that we are available all day via phone yes thank you for that thank brett thank you for hey one of the funniest things dan jack hammer registered ever did was I used to see him at Gold's Gym working out in that Henley in this one

yeah which I mean like he looks huge in it but it's just you don't see many people working out in the Henley no you don't see that let's get out of here

Henleys are for traps yeah let's get out of here call me the trap king uh yeah bye Henleys are for traps. Yeah, let's get out of here. Call me the Trap King. Uh, yeah. Bye.