Circling Back - Coach O, Comments of the Week, & Dillon Found NBA Twitter | Circling Back 5-21-26

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

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All right, we're back, circling back podcast. Thursday morning. Yeah, bud. My name is Dave. Welcome to the show. It's our final, final free show of the week. I'm excited. What was that?

The whip. Bringing the whip back. Just sit the whip for the boys. For the boys. Yeah. I'll see it. Do it again one more time. Ha, don't share for you. The visual show, folks. Speaking of the boys, man, watch that last night.

Series finale. We can't really talk about it. I know. I'm just kind of rubbing it in Randy's face a little bit. Have you started this season? Nope. See, see, so you can't. Hey, man, it's pretty good. I would have started, you know, on the plane, but, you know.

I'm mad about it. I don't like how it was satire. It's satire the president. Okay. Is this Trump supporter who finally realizes that... Is Elon? Yeah. Okay.

Got it. Yeah, I don't know if he watches the boys. I saw he was mad about it. I'm like, where you been, dude? It's kind of the whole... He tweeted about the boys? He responded to somebody complaining that it was a bad satire of the current political state of the country.

Got it. He just said true or something. And I'm like, really? I mean, it seems like a show he might watch, or is at least a... It's a comic book, right? Anyway, I thought it was a good finale. I'll leave it there. I liked it.

We'll circle back with Randy on it in a month or whatever, too. When are you going to watch it? Okay. I'll figure it out. Maybe we won't. Randall Trebaki. Hi, Dave. Hey.

I got a big announcement later. That's a tease. Do it now. Do it now. No, no, no, no. It's a tease. It's a tease. It's a tease.

But also, this comes from us from the chat here, Dylan. What do you think about the Weeny 500? We already talked about the Weenie 5. What do you think? Weenie 500 top dog. Are those real hot dogs? I believe those are real hot dogs. Okay.

Bocayed out of the trophy. You know, it's better than a, I guess it's better than a trophy that doesn't have hot dogs on it. Bokade out of the trophy. That's got to be AI. It's not real. I don't know. Look at this. It's only seven seconds.

Those are real hot dogs, Dave. That is a real hot dog. Glaring lack of mustard and sweet relish. Yeah, they probably don't. want to get that. God, that sounds great. Yeah, it does. I haven't, I haven't just had a classic hot dog. Now, everybody knows I did, I, I bathed the brats, but I haven't just had, like, uh, your, your vintage, all-American hot dog in maybe a year. Really? Yeah. It's been a minute for me as well. This Tom Tom, Tom's just begging for a glissie.

The chat is pointing out, Dave, that Elon being the funniest billionaire, he should, you know, he knows satire. So. point and i will say there is a i'm not going to give it away there is a nod a not subtle nod to elon in the finale it's it's actually pretty hilarious yeah it is yeah hey hold on ready i'm gonna do that i'm gonna this is an elon bit ready oh i can't even do it not laughing i hit the lab track that was hilarious are you making fun of them's got more money than more yeah piece of shit Here's my Elon. It's him walking.

Dude, it's like a, it's a meth, MDMA walk. I saw people calling it the alien walk from Men and Black. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy with sugar. The guy that kind of looks like David Harbor. That's an insult to David Harbor. Yes. Apparently dates hot women.

More sugar. Makes more money than I'll make. Piece of shit. That's just the worst. Is that not true? You don't think he's doing better than me? Doing better than you, idiot. Yeah, dude.

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It's a great way to spend. If you're traveling, I got the holiday weekend coming up, if you get a little road trip ahead of you is, flight. There you go. Get it on the pod. Mm-hmm.

Get it on the pod. On the ball. Patreon. That'll drop. tomorrow along with our sub stack uh it'll be in your inbox something you can check out as you're uh yeah like the friday before a three day weekend like you're gonna actually do any work right pgp dude i keep on forgetting it's a three day weekend dog dog had that conversation with somebody this morning like whoa forgot about that yeah hey tune in for the patreon to hear dylan say

that exact thing on the voice that's true i did say that you really did yeah i forgot dog Doesn't surprise me, dude, Elon's smarter than you'll ever be. Okay. Did you ever make a billion dollars? Dude has more money than you do. Did you make a billion? I must have missed that. I'm not a billionaire.

Where's your flamethrower? Where's your flamethrower? I also don't have a flamethrower. Yeah, it shows. Yeah, you just have a fart thrower. I don't have a fart thrower. You're a little booty. Hey, shout out to Will right now.

He's getting in his little booty. He's getting, that's not, Sally talked about that, right? No. Oh. Well, now you guys. Got to explain. Shout out to Will's tight little ass. He's okay.

Yeah, he's fine. He's just getting, he's just getting a, I didn't know if we're. He's getting a screening. He's getting a screening. Just like to do. Not like a, sorry, I thought that was like a, I thought they talked about that on the mail in, my bad. I don't think so.

I wouldn't care if you share that about me. My bad. But I'm different. My bad. He's been texting me about it because he knows I went through it or the camera went through me. Right. Boop

Scope I was out I don't know What the sound was I don't think it sounded like that It sounded like when you open a A periscope When you open a can of nitro cold brew

That's what it sounds like Don't make that sound It's more like a No you want to make it more cartoonish I think I just crushed it Boop What are you hitting over there? What's that?

Okay This was Dave to the game show sound effects It's a good sound effect We can do those We've got sound effects on this show If you're new here

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I watched the first five episodes like two years ago and then never and didn't finish it. I don't know why. So watch the first three yesterday. Wow. As we sit on the cusp of Memorial Day weekend, Randy's like, eh. And I'm going to restart the show?

It sounds like you're just kind of stealing Band of Brothers, Watchers, Valor. Yeah. That is true. Well, you'll like, look, I mean, most dudes, you're a little young to jump into. that just because I feel like it's a late 30s. It's a thing guys do as they push 40, but it's a great show. Yeah. And you're not pushing 40 yet. Not yet. Um, did you, you did Generation Kill?

What else did you do? Uh, did Reacher? Uh, less, a less realistic to picture. Yeah. Did Jack Ryan? Oh, well, you know. Peacemaker. Those were our shows, but yeah. The Pacific would be on the after Band of Brothers. Okay. I enjoyed the Pacific. It was controversial, but I enjoyed it. So last night, my wife went to dinner with some of the gals from the tea ball team. Okay.

The moms. They went to a restaurant that she just went to two weeks ago, ATX Casino. Did she bring you home any lefties? No. Damn. She didn't need to. I was eating good already. I didn't have any plans on making anything good,

but I was like, I got to go by HGB to get some kimchi anyway. I'm just going to peruse the butcher. So I walked by, and then I saw there's a sale that rib-eye prime prime ribbyes on sale for like $19.99 a pound. I was like, well, that's a fucking good deal. That's a really good deal. Did Daddy cop? Um, so I got a ribline and I got some broccoli. I got a sweet potato. And, um, I waited until my youngest went to bed. And, uh, I told Rhodes, my oldest, I said, hey, I'm about to cook this steak up. You can have some if you want, but you're going to have to just, I, I can't, I can't hang out for, I need about 15, 20 minutes to get this whole thing ready to rock. And, uh, the results probably won't shock you. Randy. Can I ask you how you prepare your sweet potato?

You just baked it. I baked it. I wrapped it in foil, let it go for a little over an hour, get a little bit mushy. You do it in foil. It kind of gets a little mushyer. Little butter, little cinnamon. You steamed that, Brock? Yeah.

Steam Brock and then the ribbi. I just sliced it up, jocked it on the plate. I really wasn't too worried about plating it. I was not worried about aesthetics. And then I was like, I got to post this because we just had our boy in the subred. Yeah, I was going to say, you're trying to mug our boy. No, no, it's not. I mean, it's not a mob because I think his, he probably has a better plate, looking plate.

I did, I just do my, like, sweet potatoes don't really, they're not aesthetically pleasing. They're, their shapes all fucked up. Can I suggest a different way of baking your sweet potato? Nah, sure. I probably won't use it, but go ahead. Cut it in half long ways. Okay. Put a little oil on the flat part.

I did olive oil. Drop a little, uh, uh, sea salt on top. I don't eat the skin. And bake it because it makes that that flat part gets a little crispy? Yeah. It's fire.

I wanted the more mushy version. Well, it's mushy underneath. She's got a crispy top layer. And I'll be honest, this will probably be the only sweet potato I do for a while because I'm the only one who likes them. Alyssa's not a big fan. She's like a regular baked potato,

which I like as well. But I was like, I haven't had a good sweet potato in a while. We delete sweet potatoes in my crazy. I'm doing it. Did I miss you saying it? Is there a little cinnamon here? I did cinnamon in the, I don't know if that's cinnamon. I didn't over it.

I don't, I think that's just the natural coloring of the potato. No, I did like on the rib eye. Look at that. Very similar medium rare to rare. Maybe a medium rare plus on both of our ribyes. Good job, buddy. Yeah, you know what? I normally do asparagus.

And yesterday we talked to spragus. And I was like, I'm going to mix it up. you kind of talked me out of it. Okay. You just don't like when it makes your thick-ass piss stink. No, I don't like the taste of them. He didn't like the taste, not with the effect on his thick-ass pisses. We stop saying that.

That's gross. What is? Your pieces? I don't. Sorry. Okay. But yeah, man. I did it.

Unless they came home, she didn't know I was doing this. She got home and she could smell the cast iron. She's like, oh, you did the, you did a stake, didn't you? I did. I did. So there you go. And also this guy wins because he also had a glass of wine. I didn't have a glass.

I don't know. People in the chat are saying that you're magging, that you're frame monging him right now. I mean, dude, I mean, if you're just looking at plating, I think he, although he does have that one piece in the middle that's so thick, it just catches all of your attention. I'm going to, I'm going to give it to him. And I wasn't about competition. just about guys getting their protein intake and maybe some carbs with low glycemic with a sweet by sweet potato getting your greens in with your broccoli and your asparagus so there you

go oh my god look it's a yeah it's good looking plate dude although i did do i did do i did It sliced mine on a wood cutting board in the shape of Texas. Okay. And it had Alyssa, it says A and D for Alyssa. Aw. So I think that the freezes might have gifted us that for a wedding. That's real sweet. I don't know.

So anyway. Hey, good job, man. Hungry. I'm hungry. We've been talking too much food. I'd go get a granola ball. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What are you going to do for lunch? I have a wrap. I have a turkey and bacon wrap. I had a friend tell me, you know, the, there's a Thai place right next to South Lamar, Wine and Spirits, right up Lamar. Cadi, he said it's badass. Okay. I know of what the super tie place. It's close, but it's, I think it just reopened.

It's reopened time. Sure. Sure. What'd you have for dinner? Chelsea and I went to ECHO. What'd you have? Mokahete, which is basically like an interior Mexican version of the beef fajita. It's a plate has beef fajita meat, chorizo.

Got some peppers, sauteed onion, and queso fresco. And they bring it out with tortilla so you can make your own. Yeah, make your own fajita. how there are tortillas there um they're good they don't stand out you're not like wow that's an excellent well we opted for corn so i can't speak to the flour hell yeah follow the leader yeah sounds great and i brought i brought some that's what i'm having for lunch today because it was a lot of food how's it sitting great fantastic someone in the chat yesterday said that we need to get you on an echo card like the zah card if i

I can play it once a week, then that's fine. I don't go more than once a week. I bet Chet. I bet Chet spent more money on his dinner than you do. Probably. Probably can, dude. He makes so much more money than you. He could probably just buy ECHO.

How dare you criticize someone who makes more money than you? That's hilarious, dude, that you think that Chet couldn't afford to buy ECHO. Bro, maybe y'all will become friends. You keep defending him online. I've become friends with Blueprint because it's part of my morning routine now. We love Blueprint. Hey, look at there, the longevity mix sitting right next to me. Dude, it makes me feel good.

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I mean, legitimately. So they're letting the thunder, you know, they're pushing it. SGA, when he shoots a jump shot, he's, by the way, mid-range jump shots all day long, that guy. Mid-ranger. And he hits a lot of them. He's very good. But. MVP.

He shoots a jump shot. and he hits the he comes back down he just falls and sometimes it gets called sometimes it doesn't and it's never not never but it's usually not an actual foul it's frustrating watching that team play so okay see there's obviously the defending champ they are much more into the microscope than most teams because they are very hated um because of this

so people will watch and they will clip every shot and they will put together like you mentioned a montage of this is all the times he did this i wonder how it compares to other teams of course like james harded james hardin excuse me back in the day was a known you know he was out there looking for contact lot artist some flopping um but yeah if you if you're on twitter and you're on mba twitter in the mix you've seen yeah this is my first experience watching like extended okayc basketball so i'm now becoming aware of what everyone else has been pointing out all along anyway though this isn't really about that

What's this about? Let me guess. You didn't like the defense late in the game on SGA? So I'm going to bed. Okay. After, like I said, I watched the game. I'm going to bed and just hitting the T.L. one last time before I, you know, hit the pillow.

And I see a picture of Chet Holmgren walking into the arena. You know, it's like a fashion runway these days. Everyone's trying to get fits off. Sure. And this is what he looked like. He's got his car caddy. He has pink. It's got all his stuff in it.

is a pink wife pleaser on with like a he's got triple chains i think going he's got some sunglasses that i don't know how to describe he got some wraparound matrix matrix style sunglasses some oversized shorts that go down past the knee that are very flowy some bright red flipflops and he's carrying a purse and the the tweet that i found said this is a cold fit and i'm just like i it doesn't clock to me i don't understand how anyone could consider this a good outfit like i don't i don't understand it so my yeah who won the game last night who won the game who won the game oklahoma city won the game i quote tweeted as i basically said i don't understand fashion this is a terrible outfit i'm making fun of this guy 10 times out of 10 right

and some oklahoma city fan immediately responded to me yeah and this is what he this is what he had to say uh here's my exact tweet i don't understand fashion because in what world Is this a good outfit? I'm making fun of this guy 10 out of 10 times. Drew, Harry, an Oklahoma City fan with a mere selfie pick as his avatar, says you're making fun of a dude who's made more in a couple years than you ever will in your entire life. Nice one. In my opinion, and we talked this out before, I think Day is going to co-sign what I'm about to say.

if you are defending someone on the grounds of he makes more money than you that is the lowest form of clapback, I think. It's total loser behavior. You should be ashamed of yourself for defending a guy who doesn't even know you exist, nor I exist because he is rich. It's just so stupid.

And so I spent the next few minutes in bed just clapping back at this guy, clowning him. talking about how he was white knighting for a rich NBA player because he's, you know, because he's rich. I said some other things. I don't know. And I went to bed thinking very little of it. Interesting.

I had fun clapping back to this guy. I just kind of clowning them a little bit. I woke up to realize that my tweet had gone viral. And even like my follow-up tweet to this guy has like 2,000 likes. That's how viral this has become. And I noticed that everyone was just. piling on this true guy for being a total boner and defending a guy because just because he's rich and it was it's been a lot of fun for me interesting i've had a good i've had a fun morning

reading reading through all the responses so thank you for that everybody chet holingham career earnings across his first four NBA seasons total an estimated 45 million 201,423 um i may have said it's pretty good dude i may have said something about him writing this guy writing chets ding dong okay says something about bouncing so just just bouncing on his shit is what i said yeah dude i just do you think check cares i mean like do you think check can even hear you over a stack of money it's funny it's funny it's funny if you read if you read through this interaction that with this guy all of his

tweets uh it says like it says visibility limited because this post may violate x's rules of uh abuse because he's calling me like slurs He calls me gay slurs. Yeah. It's a lot of projecting, it seems like. You've gone from defending a guy because he's rich and I'm not to calling me gay slurs. Like, you have nothing. This is the lowest form of internet fighting.

Okay. First of all, I guess I didn't realize that Twitter did that. I thought we kind of got rid of the... I said, bro, maybe you and Chet... The terms of service there. Bro, maybe you and Chet will become friends. I hope he sees this. Well, I think it's interesting here.

The ghosts. It does let you. It says visibility limited, but you can still see it. So I guess it's like, hey, this might be sensitive thing. You know, you're like, you know, I'm in the move for some hateful content. I'd like to click that. He called me a closeted F slur. LOL, very obvious.

That's a little too specific. Very obvious that I'm a closeted homosexual based on my criticism. No, I'm not going to condone that. But, I mean, I guess last time I checked, did you, on your first four seasons in the NBA, Did you make $45 million? I must have missed that. No, I have never made, I've never made millions in a year. Don't laugh like that, dude.

Stop defending Chet, dog. It's funny, man, the two people you go at the most, Elon and Chet, I feel like they're billionaires. Both doing a little bit better than you financially. Like hand up. They are financially much more successful than I am. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hand way up. Well, guess what? Hey, hand up a little higher. Also, how tall is Chet? Like seven feet. How tall are you? Yeah.

Six one. Wow. I bet his money stacks are even taller than you. Dude, look, this guy, Chet is an interesting case. Yeah. Look at Dave Chorrell. That's his chuckle. He's got the shoulder chuckle going.

Chet, clearly a great basketball player. I'm not going to, you know, I'm not going to hate on his game. Who won last night? I missed the game. Oklahoma City one. He's no Wemby, but he's good. he's clearly very good at basketball. But you can touch him.

But if you look at the guy, like the guy's got like extreme nerd gene, like physically speaking, like appearance. And he just happened to shoot up to seven feet tall. He's made a great career of it. You know, I got no hate for Chet, really. I think he's kind of a boner. I don't have real hate for Chet.

I don't know the guy. He might be really nice. I don't know. He did step on Wemby's foot in game one, though, off the free throw line that did not get called. He's dirty. We'll call him a dirty player. I just love, bro, maybe you and Chet will become friends.

Dude, I hope he sees this. I must have missed it. What did you shoot from the field this year? Did you shoot 55% almost 56? I shot 0% as I am not a basketball player. Are you shooting above 53 or excuse me, above 36 from 3? Are you? I miss that.

Dude, there are other people. Are you almost averaging, averaging double double? I've had numerous people make fun of me for wearing a backwards snapback hat Someone just did What they said, I'd like to hear that Yeah, like wearing a backward snapback is cool Okay, I mean, I'm just, I don't

I mean, Ken Griffey Jr. did it It was pretty cool. Dude, imagine, imagine being known for wearing a backward hat Couldn't be me. I'm gonna respond to this guy. It's literally not in our old logo of you doing it. I just said, yeah, it is, bitch. That's good, dude.

It's funny. So Alex and the, uh, the chat comments, battle tested by the forums. Yeah, dude, there's nothing you can say to me that I haven't read a thousand times before about myself. So, yeah, I'm pretty impervious to this kind of stuff at this point. Interesting. Yeah, I used to live in the TFM comment section.

Like, I have some scars, man. I'm calloused. Keep getting that paper up, dude. I'm trying, dog. I'm trying, fool. Man, that's tough. If I was seven feet tall, I bet I'd have it like that. You think if you were seven feet tall?

I mean, I would be retired by now as I'm 42 years old, but I bet I would have had a little run. You just had been, how you been taller, it would have been different. If I was 11 inches taller than I am now, I could have been something. I'm athletic. Like what? Yeah, but you wouldn't be as athletic. You don't think so?

You would have grown up different. Do you think, you think Chet has more raw? athleticism than I had in my prime. Just raw athleticism. Okay, now, okay, hold on. This is where people might turn. Okay, think about this for a second. That's tough to say because I didn't know you and what was your prime. Think about seven footers, all right? Think about seven footers. All right. I do it often, actually. Okay. What percentage, what percentage of seven foot men like have reached like levels of success in sports? It's It's pretty high.

Like, you have to be a clutz not to, like, at least get a check. Oh, I don't know if that back. That's backed up by data, but I can't prove it. You have to be a, like a, like a clutz not to get a check. I'm not saying I would have made $40 million. I don't know if that's accurate, but I say, I know what you're saying, but I can't co-sign. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to let the data be proven one way or the other.

If Chet was 6-3, 6-4, with the same level of athleticism, would he have been in the league? The answer is not. I don't think you can do that in like good faith and argue that because you grow up. So if you, so how tall was Chad at 10 when he or let's say Chet started, they got a basketball on his hand at six. Was he like already taller than most of the kids? Was he already playing a different game?

Or did he grow up and he was like small and he didn't hit a gross spurt until he was 12? So like AD for example. Look at that guy's friend. AD grew up. AD was not small, but AD wasn't like the huge guy he was. when he got like to college right i'm putting 80's athleticism yeah for sure what ad grew up smaller so he grew up playing like point guard and stuff so he was like getting like karee handles and and and like versus like and then he grew had the growth spurt which made him like a freak

player because it's like he's a big guy who can do all that um same same with kd his game he's a defender he's probably a defender before he's a score right uh yeah he's a He's definitely a good defender. Yeah. I don't, yeah, sure. If I was seven foot, I would have played basketball. It had gone down different. Yeah, things would have been different.

Just throwing that out there. You wouldn't be here right now. I'd be playing basketball. What if we had a seven-foot producer? That'd be so sick. We have a bunch of seven-foot listeners. We have weirdly tall listeners, yeah. One time there was a pharmacist that had been like 610 or 611,

and, like, he like gave me my drugs, and I was like, I don't think you should be behind that counter. You should be playing basketball. What's going on here? That's good for them. I mean, but here's the thing. He's the seven, the seven footers that don't end up playing basketball at all.

They just don't have any, they're just, they can't move their feet. They have, they're like giraffes up there. You know what? I would like to hear from our really, really tall backers from what,

Vancouver area that like, fighting Sasquatches and stuff. I want to know what they, what their opinions are of this. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, Chet, the problem, here's the thing. Chet is now like being compared to Wembe, and Wembe is an absolute anomal. Yeah.

Also taller than Chet. Not only taller, but definitely more athletic. And skilled. He can pull up from 40 on you. Chet's a good shooter, too. I mean, shooting 36 from 3 at his height is very good. Yeah, that is good. So there you go.

Dylan in the trenches. You're just defending him because he makes more money than you. It's true. Yeah. Makes more money than me. Oh, you know, you want a funny part of this is? The entire thing? I think this might be an AI pick.

A lot of people in the comments like, dude, you know this is AI, right? I don't know. I don't know that it is. It looks like it's a real picture. I don't know, but people are telling me that it's AI, and that adds another layer of comedy to me at this, this whole conversation. I just saw someone quote tweeted it on the, on the TL. It is a preposterous fit.

It's terrible. It's such a give up. Dude, do you really think Chet cares about what someone says to about him on Twitter? Yeah, you think he's like checking his name right now? He might be. He's just Googling.

If you had done this to KD, you'd already have like his burner and possibly him, just bodybacking. I got love for KD, though. I would never talk down about KD. Have you ever seen the video of him? I think he's like waiting on inbound or he's like at the free,

waiting on the plate start. He's kind of leaned over and there's like a kid in the crowd, like a college age, Yeah. And he goes like, he looks, he does this thing. And Katie just looks at him and looks back, like disgusted. Like, what the fuck?

Don't look at me like that. It's so funny because the kid thought he was doing something. I mean, the actual. There's a lot of versions of this picture. He gets compared to Budhead a lot of Vivas and Budhead fame. Okay. I guess I missed it. How many points of Butthead average?

I guess I miss that. He's an odd looking cat. Yeah, people are. See, there are a lot of AI photos there. I don't know if this, I think it's kind of original, but like that's that, you know, of course. Wait, go back up to the top. What's the account? NBA memes?

All hate aside, this is a cold fit. It's just not. I don't think it is. I'm roasting my boy off the face of the planet if he shows up to the function wearing this. I mean, that looks. That's like a college dorm fit. Like, where you just throw that on and some basketball shorts? Yeah.

That's like what you wear like when you're hung over. That's what you go check them. mail it's yeah it's not good but he does have his car caddy because he's got all that stuff in his car what does he have in there probably like a water bottle phone it's keys just all the stuff he doesn't want to carry it'd be funny if it was him and he was just carrying stuff like this he's like dropping it i need to see somebody with an actual car caddy walk in do you uh do you ever put those warby parker glasses in your car caddy or do you just keep them on your face because they're When I acquire my car caddy, I absolutely will have these in there. Yes. Thanks for asking.

They are transitional lenses. They are. They're transition lenses and they're blue light blockers as well. These are the brimmers. The frames are called the brimmers. Dave also has some. I got the sunglasses. And guess what? You know, I picked them out. I tried them on virtually with my computer and it's seamless. It's excellent. It gave me a good idea on if like they were wide enough or too narrow and they looked great. So I ordered them. It's a game changer. We're huge fans of Warby Parker. You used to have to choose between flimsy outdated styles or spending half your paycheck. Warby changed that. The prescription glasses started at $95 so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price.

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Brett didn't see it because he's not in the TMD group channel anymore but Coach O he's back up your Brett would have loved this reply in that in that thread Oh there's going to be a new bit

until he gets back in Brett would love this Coach O is now going to be a recruiting recruiting analyst and a defensive analyst Yeah recruiting guy

Yeah. He's just a symbolic position, I reckon. For Ole Miss? He has... For LSU. Recruiting is... He has always excelled in recruiting. So this is a good hire, I think.

Yeah. So you're recruiting Louisiana or Southeast Texas? He's a coach O in there? A beloved figure in Louisiana. Yeah. I think this is a smart move. Unless you're a booster who had a pregnant wife at a gas station. Unless you're a booster who had a pregnant wife at a gas station.

Unless you're a booster that had a pregnant wife at a gas station. Yeah. I've been searching high and low for that. the you big old tiger tweet i can't i can't find it anywhere it's an all-timer i don't know how to find it go on get out of here you big old tiger oh was a good tweet um it's coach oh man is ls u it's fun to have coach oh back in the mix even though if it's a you know a very minor role go tigers i don't historically i've always i've i've never been like an lSU i'm not an lsu fan but I've always found it easy to root for LSU if like I didn't care if it came down to it.

Like, yeah, LSU, fun, fun school, cool program historically. Like, but the Lane thing kind of puts a little stank on it for me. Yeah. I'm not a Lane Kiffin fan. Not many. I don't really like his whole vibe. He hasn't had many fans outside of the team that he is currently coaching. I mean, it's more than like, whatever.

He is good for college football. though, I think. He's a good personality to have in there. Yeah. Because he does a lot of things that are like, well, that's, that's just going to, that's going to get headlines and people are going to rip him for it. Good and bad. But anyway, I'm glad he's around.

But yeah, it's, they tweeted that picture. It's him and Coach O. It's like, oh, yeah. That's interesting. Apparently, they've been boys. They've been boys for a long time. Is that right? Yeah.

Okay. I wonder if they share similar interests off the field. They do. Interesting. Interesting. Is he going to do hot yoga with Lane? I got to think if they did that, it would be a very, very highly liked photo on Instagram. That's a post that's going to do numbers.

Yeah. More numbers than you're going to do. Yeah, probably. They both make more money, probably. Yeah. They make more money than me, dude. How many natties do you have? Coach Joe has one.

I don't have any. He does. He does have one. He coached perhaps. Perhaps the best offense called football has ever seen, 2019. Joe Burrow? Joe Burrow. Jamar Chase?

Jamar Chase. Texas. Texas almost got him that year. Edwards Aller. Clyde. Is that his name, Clyde Edwards Aller? Running back. Good team.

Jerry Rice. Joe Burrow. Of course. Joe Cool. What's his whole vibe? he's very very much in the du moi tmz world now he's very much out there yeah i think he's living his best life i guess he is yeah it's it's tough because he's on the one hand you're like oh man he should be uh reading the playbook on the other hand like when the season rolls around it's like

oh man i wish we got this guy's some blocking up front you know he's a great generate yeah he was a generate non generation he was not the word he was an exceptional college quarterback Yeah. Really good. And he got to the Super Bowl as an NFL quarterback, and then he can't stay healthy. And you're watching him run around out there, and you're like, oh, God. They need O-line help, but it's hard to focus on the O-line

when they have a historically terrible defense. You've got to be more like my quarterback who goes on a joint Bachelor Bachelorette party before his wedding and then... Something happens. Breaks things off. And then it spotted at a rodeo a couple months later with one of the bridesmaids. Apparently his friends. I didn't know that. We don't know. Yeah, that came out.

But they weren't trying to hide it. He was like out there with coach, with, uh, what's his name for Shady. Schottenheimer and some other guys, but I don't, I don't know. It was, I don't like when my quarterback's in the TMZ world. Because you're, if you're in the TMZ world, it's usually for something like bad. Exactly. That's I was, I thought he was hanging out with Vrabel, you know, same, same. No, the Vrabble thing's kind of quieted down a little bit. I was kind of of getting tired of talking about it.

It kind of got to the point where I just felt like... We had like four episodes in a row talking about it. I was like, all right, this is, all right, we get it. We get it. But... Someone says that your... Don't want to sleeping on 2001 Miami offense. Was that a good year?

Okay. Yeah. Okay. You're right. Yeah, that was a fantastic team. And don't forget those Nebraska offenses back in the day. Tommy Frazier. Love me some Nebraska.

He was legit. Real football. It's the way it was meant to be played. Eric Crouch as well. Yeah. Heisman winner. That's right. No, that, that 2019 LSU offense is the goat offense in college football, I think.

Look at the numbers. Dude, Burrow threw for like 52, 5300 yards. I mean, you throw four. Me? He makes more money than you do, Rainier. Yeah, that's true. Did you throw for any yards? Is Joe Burrow gained to a point where he is cooler than he is a good quarterback?

he's a damn good quarterback. It's trending that way because at some point he's going to plateau and not stop being cool. I don't think he's a bad quarterback. So if you can get to that point, that's still good because every quarterback has like a ceiling, but coolness keeps going. Exactly. And maybe he just doesn't have the best team around him and he's been injured. But like he's still cool. He hasn't stopped being cool.

A lot of speculation. His next move is going to be to the Rams to take over for Stafford when he retires. I would love to see it. Joey B. in L.A. that could be pretty cool. It seemed like a good fit, doesn't it? Oh, God, yeah, I just thought of that. I was thinking more from like a football standpoint.

Sean McVeigh, but yeah, that's not, that's something. My next move. Pancho Outdoors. Oh, what's this I'm wearing today? What did I put on today? That's a good color, too, man. I kind of want that. Ooh, I should have got that.

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Randall, new segment alert. New segment. We have a new segment. Maybe if people are liking this, I might need to get like a theme. theme song for it too, but it is Thursday. It is Thursday, which means I'm doing the best comments for the week, and I'm going to say my favorite comment for the last comment.

Where are these comments coming from? All these are coming from Spotify. You two had a couple, but I mean, like, YouTube guys, you need a, we need more comments. We need more comments on YouTube. You're too soft, all straight up. It's way too soft. Spotify's winning on this one. Speaking of comments, some people in their chat are saying that Joe Burrow is in fact not cool.

I don't know about that. Um, he's polarizing. He spoke cigars. And a big content guy doesn't like that. He doesn't? He's particularly a Joe Burrow hater. I agree with everything big content guy has to say. So I'm now a hater of Joe Burrow.

Someone's saying that he's way too easy for you to flip like that. God, dude. Well, he makes more money than I do. Yeah, yeah. Why are you bouncing on it like that? He makes more money than I. Yeah, why are you criticizing him? He's bouncing on big content guy right now.

Insane, dude, doing tricks. Bro, maybe all of your come friends. Yeah, dude, I'm sure, man. Someone says to say he's endearing but dorky, and someone says he's the weirdest guy on the team. He is weird. He's got a little weirdness to all, but that's okay. Anyways, let's get into some of these comments. These are all from Spotify.

Thank you, everyone, that's comment. Just starting off, Jake comments. I love how much Bryson and Banana Ball gets on Dylan's nerves. Don't you dare disrespect the integrity of sports? You are kind of a gatekeeper on integrity in sports. What? You really are. Am I?

Barry Bond? No. Yeah. No Hall fame. I mean, I can recognize the man's greatness and also say that like because of the steroids. Hey, dude, why are you bouncing on it so much right now, dude? How many, uh, homeruns did you have at the show? I don't have any, dude.

Did you wait, how many games did you play in the show? I didn't play any in the show. That's interesting. I didn't play in college. It's crazy. Didn't even play in college, dog. Interesting. How many, uh, how far can you hit the ball?

Not as far as Barry Bonds turns out. I'm talking about Bryson. Can you, can you, can you, can you, drive bryson i cannot i'll drive bryson oh wow dude you know he makes more money than you he doesn't make more money than i do bryson posted something a video and it's like a meme format or something it's him like when my caddy tells me to lay up and it's just bad and people like dude you're really about to leave your potential hall of fame probably already your hall of fame golf career to do this shit that you're not even that good at it's only dude here's the problem here's the problem

with what he's doing i'm getting i'm i'm cucking the segment sorry Dave Custy Seventh. Dance cooking the segment again. His content is his like, okay, his vlog and like funny memes and stuff, I'm doing funny in quotes. It's only like good because it's juxtaposed with his on the course, the fact that he is a serious professional golfer who plays at a very high level and you don't really see guys at that level do stuff out, you know, online. If you're just doing the online, you're not funny enough to do that. You don't have it. So if you're not going to do it in tandem with your professional golf career that's serious,

it doesn't work the same. He's also just not a funny person. Right. He's trying to be a funny person. And it's like people watching me goes like, oh, he's a professional golfer trying to do like a comedy thing. It's sports funny. Yes. But if you don't do sports anymore, then it's like, you're not doing the sports anymore.

You're just not funny. Being a famous golfer lowers the bar for like, oh, This is funny. But it's actually not funny. All right. He's such a boner. On with the segment. Oh, he's such a boner, dude?

He has more subscribers, unfortunately. Yeah, he makes more money than I do. How many big boners do you have? I'll get one. You won't even answer it. I'll get one on you. How many cars do you own? Just one.

Yeah. Riley points out that Dylan's ultimate nightmare would be stuck upside down on a loop-de-loop with Elon in the car with him. Yeah. It'd be terrible. Yeah, because you'd fall out because you'd be like this all the time.

Because you just laughing. This guy's hilarious. I know this is a life or death situation, but this guy's so funny. Dude, thanks for getting me through it, a big dog. You were cracking me up on the loo.

You were killing me up there, man. Carly asks, for me, did Randy Juby slide for his girlfriend and friends? No, no, I did not. I need a practice gun. I want to learn how to moonwalk. I think that's my next thing. I've been saying this for a while,

but I want to learn how to moonwalk. I'm worried about the integrity of my knee. The meniscus, because you're putting a lot of strain on the front knee by pushing backward. You're pushing that tone of the ground and pushing forward, that's moving you back. That's hell on that meniscus. The stuff I do for dance. I was a PT for my shoulder one time, so I can say that.

Oh, okay. He's an expert. Tony comments, Dylan invented buying a purse. Laugh my butt off. Okay. Which will get, there's going to be a theme here in a second here, but Drew comments. Dylan's saying he doesn't know anything about a hot dog down a hallway as he sits there himself a hot dog. Great point.

I'm not a hot dog. Yes, you are. Look at me. I'm a man. I'm 40. I just thought of something. They just thought of something. Continue.

Put that on running back. Harrison says, Carcaddy giving huge wears gloves at the gym energy. Oh, yeah. Who is? Sorry, Mr. Rickford, part of that. people that car cat car cat he gives huge wares at the class oh no no no no it's a utility

play man jason says i googled the car caddy that's some super nerd shit no it look i i acknowledge that it's not a cool look but that's not what i'm going for man i just need to carry all my shit in in one trip without fumbling and dropping shit okay well speaking of which this one requires me to get in character here okay yeah how about bringing things in from the car it's always too much stuff what's the deal that's good randy no that's a doso that's good for doso okay thank you for that comment uh andrew imagine pulling up to the baddie's house to take her out and you have to tell her to put the car caddy in the back shake my damn head yeah if at first if all were going on a first day i'd probably just keep the car caddy at the crib and i wouldn't take it with me is that a car caddy

yeah babe yeah any stuff you want to put in it come back to my place it's actually super useful And then Corey, he's on my side with this. I didn't know Arnold Palmer was a golfer for the first 25 years in my life. New the drink, though. One point, Randy. The fuck's your problem, Corey. I would like to get, I would like to have a survey about that. Welcome to earth, Corey.

I don't think. I feel like the majority of people don't know professional golfers. Do they know the drink? Yeah, I mean, Arnold Palmer, obscure golfer. He was a total mule. No one really knew him. Jack McLeouse. You give Jack McLeouse.

I mean, honestly, if it wasn't for you guys, I probably only know Tiger Woods. man if it wasn't for you i would fucking be happy be fucking happy right now you guys are kori where are you and randy you guys are a dave shit list oh shit hey hey hang on this is for you oh he's gonna data center it oh he's data centering need more wow give me that never enough man and then this is my favorite comment from the week from Nick, it says, Dorn, I heard Arnold Palmer has a diesel pork sword. Talking about his cock, I think. Why was that directed at me?

Is that in reference to his cock? Yes, I believe his diesel pork sword. Why is that directed at me? Because it seemed like you didn't know. Dave had to tell you. You didn't care. It's like you weren't interested in that fact. It's crazy.

I didn't know the size of Arnold Palmer's ding-gall. The president talked about it, man. You got listened to the president? You're probably still driving uphill. It's true. Sometimes I have to. So congrats to Nick for winning the comment of the week. The most horny tweet.

I love it. Or comment, excuse me. Teasel Pork Sword. So what does he win? He wins me laughing. He wins the Elon hilarious billionaire of the week award. I just totally, I had a tweet that was on a viral watch. Is that a viral watch?

I'm going to check it out. Laugh my ass off. The guy from the rookie is criticizing a moment. Multi-millionaire with two cry-loughing emojis. It's true. I hate you. Dude, you are. You're from, everybody knows you from that.

That's true. I cannot wait to eat Thai food after this. Put that all around it back. I'm going to give you a retweet, dog. You're eating Thai food? Maybe, I don't know. I might go home and make a sandwich. I just don't want to drive all the way home.

You want to try some of my mocha hitte? No. No. It's not enough. It's not. Remember, comment on today's episode, to hopefully be featured next week. YouTube and Spotify.

Good Seg needs a theme song. Mm-hmm. Does ECHO do lunch? And if so, do they do like good lunch specials? I've never been for lunch. That's surprising. Yeah. Okay.

Not helpful at all, actually. I'm sorry, man. That's great. But when you go, you got to let me order for you. No, I'm a grown man. But you're going to miss order. You're going to miss fire so bad. It's all about that rice, right?

Yeah, that rice. Rice is fantastic. No one has better rice than El Alamo. It's not just about the rice. El Almond has goaded rice. Please go try. I'm the rice king of rice. They call me Klein Kubiak.

King of rice. That's good. Just a devastating perimeter blocker. Runs good routes. Deceptive speed. Lunch pale guy. Deceptive speed. Yeah.

Like knows the playbook in and out. Yeah. But yeah. If you get to, you need a seal off an edge. If you get to pause on you on the outside. is forget about it. Yeah.

Didn't he lie to you guys about his NCAA ranking or something like a stat? Yeah, it was about, he said his perimeter blocking was rated like a 94. I was like, really? He goes, that's not a thing, dude. It's like, oh, okay. Hey, how many catches in college football did you have? Yeah, I didn't have any. Wow.

Okay. Yeah, exactly. Shost to climb, though. Oh, he's about the data center again. I'm going to data center too. while you're at it. I need more. Hold on, let me go ahead.

I'm so excited for this weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party, and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go with it.

Little world trials, let's go. This weekend and fun is presented by the good friends with the Riddian Putters. Oh my goodness. You brought it in the... studio. Does someone say meridian putter? You're addicted to that thing. I love it. You just walk around carrying it as if like you might just need to go putt at any moment. Yeah, you never know when you need to putt. No, you don't. You really don't. That's something we live by around here. Hold on. Hold on.

Oh, he's going to do something. He popped the magnet. Oh, yeah. Which one is that? This is the Key West. That's just a vibe play. I mean, it also is like an exceptional putter, but like the just telling people, they're like, what? It's so pretty. What is that? It's a Meridian and you're like, yeah, it's the Key West. I've been. sleeping with this the last few nights. Really? Yeah. Is it like osmosis?

Like, where, like, are you having, like, dreams of you putting the ball? I'm just becoming one with my putter. You are? I love it. Yeah. Do you hold it in your hand? Yeah. Okay.

Show us the grip. I'm an overlapper. Even on the putts, okay. Yeah. Okay. You don't? No, no. Actually, I do, but I do a different one.

Not the pinky. It's the, I do the pointer finger down the do? Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, not me. I've never changed my putting grip. Fun fact about me. I used to be an interlocker.

I have changed my putter to Meridian. I've got the Nassau. I know you do. And you roll it. You actually used it. A week ago today. I was out at, and we could go Friday tomorrow.

I was out at Jimmy Clay, just a random Friday around by myself and three strangers. And I was out there with the Meridian. And they were asking, they're like, I've never seen that. And you have not had a single three putt on this front nine. What's going on?

I'm like, well, I've got this new putter. This is my first time bringing it out and bang. And it's affordable. It's great. And you want to know what a blade meridian looks like. Look at this guy. Are you sleeping with yours too?

Oh, yeah. Are you really? Are you just saying that because Dylan said that? I'm just saying because Dylan said it. Yeah, okay. Show him the blade. That thing's sexy too. I like that.

Look at that. Here's the thing. You're anything like me. Your short game doesn't always love you back. We all miss cups, especially if we're using a putter that doesn't quite fit our game. It's where Meridian comes in. Blades, mallets, you name it. They've got it.

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That's pretty USA to me. Yeah, that is a state in the United, right. It's the Carolina. Great, you know what? Great point from Randy. Thank you. Give yourself a point there. There's a point.

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Get your game right for the summer. Like spring, we're still in spring. When summer rolls around, you're going to want that meridian putter. Do it. Check it out. Dylan, what are you doing? man i have very little happening this weekend i thought it was going to be raining all weekend now it might not be so if if the sun comes out i'm gonna hit i'm gonna hit the pool for sure but dude other than

that i really don't have much going on man you go to etcho again uh probably not no it's a lie we're we're taking we're taking parks to dinner tomorrow night but i don't know where yet end of school you might have he's got one more week like uh hey man great year he might want to have a buddy stay over with us. We'll see. I got, I got, I got, take him to Gagdy. This is a bleak in for me. I got nothing. That's not a bleak. Three day weekend, man. I don't, yeah, I got

I don't know, I'll find something. Here, 42 is always a bleak end. I'll probably see fam at some point. Andrew. Or you can't take him, man. I don't know, maybe Pinehouse. Have you been to the one on the east side yet? No. Do it, and if you

don't want to play your Zocard, I will say the burger's good. Not doing that. Why? Because if I go there, I want to try the Detroit style pizza. Okay, I was just giving you an option if you didn't want to play your Zocardot card. On Sourdough. Oh, I didn't even realize it was on Sourdough.

Yep. Cool. Are you sure? Very cool. Go on, Randy. Randy? What's your weekend? Don't do Jimmy voice to me.

Big announcement. Big announcement. I've had a couple of bleak ends in the past. And if you notice, I've been saying that I've been cleaning stuff up. That's because I've been making room because the girlfriend is moving in this weekend. She is driving down right now and she'll be moving in tomorrow. Moving in? Moving in.

Holy shit. That's your announcement. That's my big announcement. Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. Randy, are you sure you want to do this?

You guys are getting serious. Why? Hey, that's crazy. So follow up question. She's going to do her job here now? Yeah. She's a nurse. We're figuring out exactly all that.

But, you know, yeah. That's exciting, too. She's moving in tomorrow night. And, yeah, she's ready on the highway now. Does this mean I get to meet the young lady soon? Maybe one day. Have you talked to your priest about this? Well, Randy, I don't understand.

You haven't told anybody about this. You thought long about it. It's keeping it close to the chest. So, yeah. That's awesome, dude. I'm happy. Sometimes it makes you feel better. or if you talk about it.

It's okay to feel sad. Are you not able to do some of the goofy shit around your apartment that you usually do anymore? No, no, I think she likes the goofy shit I do. Okay. So, but yeah, like the past three, four weeks have been like clearing out the closet space, getting rid of clothes.

Dude, it feels like she was in Hawaii for like a week at this point. It went by so fast. Very much. They really did. For you. Oh, he missed her. You guys are so cute, man. Thank you.

But yeah, so that's going to be, so we're pretty much just going to be, unpacking her stuff, kind of like organizing. We're just going to, this is going to be like our first time to having like quality time since back in December. Like even when, you know, Christmas time in Hawaii, like we were still out about doing stuff. So just going to have a nice relaxing weekend of unpacking, maybe go to the pool, but just, just spend it just us too. So that's why he left that group chat. I'm happy for you.

That's awesome. Thank you. Man. You beat that, Dave. Yeah, beat that. My niece is graduating high school. That's exciting. I'm going on back for it.

So, yeah. Where? Oh, dunk? She didn't go to Dunkville, but I'm going to Duncanville. Yes. Correct. Going to leave tomorrow morning. I'm going to get up there and put down some feelys.

Trying to see if anybody is getting out there, getting any, uh, golf's probably out of the question because I think much like down here is supposed to be a little rainy. I don't know. But I might bring my sticks just in case, but, Oh, you don't know, I wouldn't mind getting a beer, cold beer, something like that, I don't know. Get you cold beer. Saturday, parents are going to have their family, my sister's family over, as we often do, probably have some stakes.

Really playing my meat card this week, mashing that meat button straight up. Just crumpling that meat button all week. Yikes. I've had multiple stakes. Oh, okay. Not everything's perverted, Dylan. Um, anyway, um, sorry. I've, yeah, I apologize for Dylan for you like Herbert alert.

I can't believe that. Jesus. Hold on. Hold on. He's going to, yes, the data center now, but look at what you've done to him. Going out to that graduation Sunday. It's, it seems like that's going to be a real beating. I'm excited to go, but from what I'm hearing about the venue where it's a, she goes

to a DISD school. It sounds like, where there's a. doing it this year is not very audience friendly as far as in and out parking lot. So I'm just like, okay, we're going to go to dinner out in Lower Greenville afterwards. I'm excited about that. So it's going to be great. She'll be headed off to Arkansas. Blue Pig.

In the fall, Razorback. One of your seven teams. One of the teams I adopted for a year. So I look forward to maybe, I look, I reserve the right to ride for them again. Maybe that'll be my official SEC team. Dave, why don't you just root for the Longhorns? You lived here long. Do you hate Texas, man?

You too hate Texas. No, no, David, no. Hold on, ready. Hang on. Here we go. He's about to do a Dillon impression. He's got the glasses on now. No, he always does.

No, he hates Texas. He does this. In the group chat, him and Landry, they just, they push my buttons. They don't, they don't abide by everything Texas does. They don't give Chris DeKante the proper respect you deserves. It's true. It's just, no, he has this thing.

He loves doing it. Man, if he, it's like looking in the mirror. That was almost a spot on an impression. Looking in a mirror. You didn't, you know, hon? Okay, hon. I don't know a lot about fashion, but this check guy who made much more money than me, this guy, this guy, this guy stayed. I was on to say, you didn't criticize someone that made more money than you.

So I didn't know if you were Dylan or not, but good job. Bonds doesn't deserve to be in the hall. I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. What about the Savannah bananas? Trash. It's embarrassing.

It's embarrassing to a guy who played baseball. The integrity game is in jeopardy. Wait, hold on. Oh, okay, a feeder on the table now. Don't even sound like me. That didn't sound like me, dude. Come on, man. Yeah, I took Che Che Chech A to Echo.

No, you need, you have to go because if you go, I'll show you how to order. I'll tell you what to order. You're going to brick you. You're going to brick your shit. You're going to brick your shit. You're going to brick your shit, dude. There's two of my... Oh, he's got the laptop now, too.

Hunt and pack for us. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Stop, man. Stop, stop. Stop, dude. Fucking stop.

Go on with your fucking weekend, dude. Oh, dude. You guys got to be watching this. Go on, dude. Probably going to have my coffee in bed. Chech-Ce'll go watch a show in a living room. that sounds like a great morning why you look so

put off by everything went on an eight mile walk with Stella do I look so put off all the time like that I fucking hate the bananas in my smoothie full ones and baseball team I don't need the last quarter of the banana there's a little too much

banana it's too much I mean we just let me live it's just a little bit too much let me live it's a little bit too much let me live What's your fucking deal, dog? Go on with this shit, man. I'm tired of this.

I don't like it. All right. I don't like it. Okay. That's all I got. All right. Should we run it back? Run it back.

What's your deal? Why haven't you done this earlier? That's the segment during which we talked about what we talked about all week long. Dylan wants a car caddy for Father's Day. Dave got new deodorant in his pit. Fits smell nice. Y'all did smell my pit. We did smell your pits, yeah.

Dave gives Chelsea props every time he sees her, catch the boys ripping sack in the parking lot. That didn't happen, by the way. Well, weather, wasn't. Dylan thinks his raw athleticism is on par with Chet, homegrins. He just is a foot taller, and that's why he's rich. Dave just thought of something. Rainy's getting a roommate.

Mm-hmm. And finally, Dave has a decent Dylan impression we just learned today. Visually it's okay. The voice isn't there. My voice, I can't get my voice out low. Yeah, that's one of those that if you're watching listening on Spotify, you got to pull, go back and pull it up. Very fun.

It might be a clip. Just cracking up the guy from the rookies out here like, too, he's got to know how to dress. That concludes running back, by the way. Oh, yeah. Good week of content, guys. Check out tomorrow's Patreon. Listener voicemails.

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