Circling Back - Coffee, Cold Plunge, Profit

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

On the heels of our first Spooky SZN episode of 2024, we dive into the deep end for a cold plunge with 8 great men. We also discuss the delay of Fat Bear Week, becoming Maya Jama's social assistant, circling back on the "If Buddha Made Porn" situation, Will gets exposed for Georgia-Bama, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (27:25) 8 Great Men At It Again (35:55) Who Wants To Be Maya Jamma’s social assistant? (47:30) Fat Bear Week delayed (56:20) An “If Buddha Made Porn” Update (1:02:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) PrizePicks: www.prizepicks.com/steam (use code STEAM to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!) BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling back podcast, my name's Will. In the studio with me today is every day, David Ruff. Dramatic pause for effect. I'm working on it. Hey, thanks for having me. Hey, it's great to have you here, David. Did you see Charlie XCX in the 1975 or collabing on Brat?

That's huge. I've never understood the super fans of the 1975. I think they've got a couple bangers that I enjoy, but I've never understood how they are some people's favorite band. I think the brunch, the brunch boys are big. Different strokes, different strokes, different folks. I can't, I can't get a feel for their sound. I feel like a lot of their songs sound so different from one another that I can't get their vibe. I'm missing the vibe check. I'm not familiar with their sound. Well, you were

born that year. Dylan Shivery, ladies and gentlemen. The sound of your heart, Dylan. I was not born in 1975. Were you born in 79? Uh nope. I was born in the 80s. You're old enough to tour with the dead. I was born in 83. Dave was born in 84. Did you ever go to any dead shows before Jerry died in 95? What did you say? Did you ever go to any dead shows before Jerry died in 95? I somehow miss all the dead shows when I was 12 and younger. You wouldn't have been the only 12 year old there. You're right. My my dad wasn't

a deadhead. Oh, can't get me into it. Can you imagine bringing a little kid to one of those shows? Like, no, dude, trust me. He's walking around with a balloon full of a galaxy, nitrous oxide, whatever it is. What is it? Galaxy gas. Is it nitrous oxide?

Nitrous. Why doesn't he understand what I'm trying to tell him? You're giving me a brand name. I'm kind of a good name for like an energy drink. Give me some of that nitrous. Nitrous? Anyway, speaking of the 80s, I watched Friday the 13th last night, 1980. How many naps did you take? I saw it a long, long time ago, so I didn't really remember it very well. We'll ask you a question.

I don't know if you heard him. I didn't take any naps. I stayed awake throughout all day. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to. How many naps did you take? I saw it a long, long time ago. So, I didn't really remember it very well. We'll ask you a question. I don't know if you heard him.

I didn't take any naps. I stayed awake throughout all of it, believe it or not. I started it early enough so I was pretty safe. Short, it's an hour and a half. It's not like a long one. And it's decent. Not my fave for sure. I'll never watch it. Why? It's not very scary. I just don't care about scary movies even if they're not that scary. The killer is Jason's mom in this one. Why would you do that? It's 1980.

And the lone survivor knocks her out three different times and just leaves the room. Just kill her. Just kill her. You have a frying pan in it? Just kill her. Just kill her. You have a frying pan in your hand, you knocked her out with it. He didn't play long survivor.

Instead of leaving the room, the cabin, just pound her brains in. What the fuck are you talking about? You know what I mean? What is he doing? She had three opportunities to kill this woman and just left the room and started running again. This is 1980, they didn't know.

They didn't know the rules. Of horror films. You don't know the rules of someone trying to murder you and you're like no They take they have that outback steakhouse mentality. They didn't know that the the link the Lincoln Park song was gonna play and like the hand was gonna move right at the Right. No Lincoln Park in this one time weirdly 1980. What do you guys think? What what are your thoughts on the new Lincoln Park singer? singer? I'm kind of out on him or her. Okay. I'm glad you clarified. Yeah. Glad you clarified. I was never a Linkin Park fan, so it really doesn't matter. What I did see didn't sound bad.

No, a lot of Linkin Park heads out there were sour on her. As someone who was never a big Linkin Park fan either, I was like, honestly, I kind of enjoy this. I think this is pretty good. I don't know. It had me kind of confusing what is real. I mean, what is a band supposed to do? Just just not be a band anymore because of an unfortunate circumstance? You know what? Actually, that thought went through my head. I was like, do you just gracefully be like, you know what? What was the unfortunate circumstance?

Chester, who was the singer, committed suicide. Oh, sorry. Yeah, that was it, buddy. And they have since now, you know, it took years, but they've replaced him with a singer who, honestly, I listened to some of her music from her old band and I was like, this kind of goes. It is a lady. Yeah. Yeah. I think she sounds great if I'm being honest, but I'm not like like Dave and I said, we're not Linkin Park.

Somebody here who is a huge Linkin Park fans being weirdly quiet and I wonder if it's they're just trying to like not catch any heat. Go ahead, Randy. I would say I'm a huge Linkin Park fan. I, I, the new stuff with her, I think is good. But, you know, hearing old stuff, it just sounds different without Chester. I want to say Dave, to just completely change subject. That's a really nice hat. Thank you, Randy. Why are you guys hat twins? Dylan, that's fine hat.

Dave's like a little, Dave's is like looking a little more faded than yours. Like he's been having his toes in the water, ass in the sand. Mine's not a bit. This is life. What's your problem, Randy? What are you talking about? I think Dave's wearing a very nice hat.

I have the identical hat. Watch Media.shop for your out of office hats. You want hands up to this? I've already exposed one person today and he's about to expose me. What did I do? I deserve an exposure? No, no, I'm talking about Will. I don't need more hands is what I'm saying. Okay. Hold on. Let's expose Dylan a little bit.

You got something on me? Let's pull up this thread. You got dirt? I don't got dirt right now. All right, bitch. I can find some. Oh, could you? I can. Oh, I dirt right now. I can find

some. Oh, could you? I can. Oh, I can find some. I can find some **** on your little **** **** Yeah. Yeah. Alright. We're going to expose Dylan later. Oh yeah. We're going to expose Dylan later. Oh, shut up, Randy. Are we doing exposing now? Expose

it. Who's getting exposed today? Well, they exposed me on the TL. Fuck yeah. Minutes before recording. Yeah. Seems a little, little rude. You had it coming, don't you? You don't tell Mick Jagger, like, you know, devastating news right before he hits the stage. You devastated right now?

Yeah, dude. What are you gonna tell him, Terry Black's closed or whatever? Oh! Flood's wine born in Terry town, oh! Is that where he went? No, no, no. He went to the Broken Spoke.

I think I told you Mick Jagger's in town. He will go to the Broken Spoke. We should go to the Broken Spoke. And we didn't go to the Broken Spoke. And sure enough, Mick Jagger went to the Broken Spoke. I think meeting Mick Jagger would be sweet. He's just, hey, David. I'm old enough to be your pops.

He is. He's an old man. Still moves great. I got exposed by the TMD crew for claiming that nobody was giving me a heads up that the Georgia Alabama game was insane. And as it turns out, I might've been in a group chat where Dylan had said that, what did you say?

This game is insane. Oh, I said Bama is in trouble. And then like nine minutes later, I said this game is insane. And there were like four other texts. Here's the thing. If you would have said this game is drunk, I would have turned it on. I would have probably seen that. Okay.

Sorry. Sorry. I didn't use that terminology, but insane. It wasn't insane. Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I had my phone on do not disturb. I was not checking texts as I was absolutely dialed in,

making sure that my manager had a decent face. And I was just doing some edits, man. And I got a little distracted. I took my eye off the ball. Am I the one in that group text questioning coaching decisions? I would have gone for it. Oh yeah. Was that me? I forgot what play that was about. I did too, but it's just funny looking back at it. I'm like, I would have gone for it there. Here, Randy,

I just sent you a DM on Instagram. Can you open it? Questioning Kirby smart. DM on Instagram. Yeah. Open our DM conversation. I don't got a DM. On Instagram.com. I'm on Instagram. Here, just go to your messages. I'm on messages. Yeah. Randy.

Nevermind. Do you have my message open? I have a message from you open. Okay, can you let me know how you've responded to the last two memes that I've sent your way? I have, I've hit your wife? I have. I've hit him with a heart. Okay.

This is sick. Hey, are you a fan of head in the heart? I'm sending Randy memes and he is simply hearting them and moving on without giving me anything back after trying to expose me on this very podcast. And and I believe what my original statement was that you didn't even heart them. You didn't even give me the courtesy of a double tap. I definitely gave you the courtesy of a double tap.

You are not giving me the courtesy of a double tap. I'm sending Randy soccer players doing anime celebrations and he is hitting me with just simply a heart. I am finding Randy's interests and I am tailoring the things that I'm sending to him to his interests and he is tailoring the things that I'm sending to him to his interests. And he is still just, just double harding, double tapping and moving on.

Yeah. That's the bare minimum. And that's all I wanted from you. I was harding. I'm so out on Randy right now. You're a prick. Just all your behavior just all around. You're a real prick, my man. You never answered my question. Are you a fan of Head and the Heart? Yeah, I think if I didn't have either, I wouldn't be here.

I have heard their music, David, and I think I respect their sound, but they're not something I have in the rotation. This is Vort, he's lost her head at the end of that movie. He was cut off with the machete. Something tells me that won't be the end of it. Well, it's the end of her. Her son, however, Jason. Just wait, don't. Oh buddy. I only asked about the head and harvest because like in the media tent at Bourbon and Beyond there's a another podcast I assumed that was interviewing some people and we didn't know who they were. Was it the Nelk boys? It went on stage and it wasn't the Nelk boys. Oh it was

they went on stage and were like oh yeah that was the people that was cool that was the dude interview like we could have that could have been, but we went for the big fish. We were like, you know, we want to talk to Zach Bryan. Yeah. And they're like, he wasn't available. No, no, no. I respect that. He just deleted his Twitter.

I don't want to, yeah. He just talked trash to Taylor Swift and deleted his Twitter swiftly. He's not going to talk to Circling Back. I've checked out some of your clips and it looks like that just wouldn't be ideal. And you guys are morons. We're not talking to you.

Yeah. No, Zach, dude, you listen are morons, we're not talking to you. Yeah. No, Zach, dude, here, listen to the Valerio episode. Dude, we have this thing called spooky season. Dude, do you like Halloween? Have you ever seen Dave in his absolute bag? And that was a good episode. If y'all missed it, you're just an idiot. It feels good to be back in the stew for spooky season.

You just sliding right into last year. It's just like, oh yeah, we're back, baby. Didn't miss a beat, did we? I kind of forgot that we had all the lights off in the studio for Spooky Season. It's a nice chill environment. It was spooky, not chill. Dave does the impossible with Spooky Season,

which is he actually makes me enjoy the Halloween portion and the spooky portion of October, which is not something I've previously had in my life. I'm trying to bring joy back to Halloween. Dylan, it's October 2nd. Yep. Your favorite month of the year is October. It should be everyone's favorite month.

But it's still, let me check my phone here. I mean, it's still quite hot outside. Is this affecting you at all? A little bit. Okay. A little bit. We wanted the first fall cool front to hit by now. It hasn't yet. The vibes are still high but they're not where they're going to be one that when that front rolls in for the first time. You know what I'm saying

Dave? Somebody was vibing outside of our office in the last 24 hours based on the smell when we came in this morning. That's true. Somebody's token reefer. It's very rare. I have a terrible sense of smell. I will say that even my palate is unrefined. It's rare that I walk into the studio or the office in general and think that something smells.

But I walked in this morning at 820 and it smelled like straight up doinks in here. Dylan, were you smoking Cablamo? Yeah. I'm going to be sad if people were burning in this office and I wasn't included in that smoke circle. I went on a bike ride this morning. What that blunt rotation looked like. I forgot we have that J in the office so I rolled in. I smoked a J and went back home and took a little nap. If there's a day where that J goes missing, I'll give a replacement J. Oh, you're not going to be here tomorrow for Trackhouse, are you? Mm-mm.

Okay, no J tomorrow then. Where are you going? No, no. My parents are coming into town, so I'm going to chill with them. I might take that home one day. Bring them up here. And just burn. Maybe I will. Last time they came up here, they got to meet spooky season me.

Yeah, my dad's probably going to they got to meet spooky season me. Yeah, my dad's probably gonna put me to work in the garden. Does Nancy burn? Nah, she doesn't burn. That's too bad. Nah, she doesn't burn. No, no. She probably listened to this

on her American Airlines flight right now, if I'm being honest. We should take that J and I think it should go to Randy because Randy has, Randy's the most likely to actually use it. No, we're gonna, I'm smoking that J. Dude, you're not. If someone sparks the J,

I'm not within 10 feet of them, I'm going to be real upset. Hide the J, hide the J. I'll hide the J. Hide the J, because there's going to be a Friday where I'm like last one in the office, and I'm like, you know what, I'm taking this J. Let's spark the J here.

We can, we did, we gave Dave Clearance to smoke a cigarette during spooky season yesterday, despite it maybe not being the best idea. I'll burn down right now. No you won't. Dude, Sally would have been real upset if she came in for mail in this place. Does it smell like cigarettes in here?

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna text Sally and be like, hey, I will smoke and cigs in the studio. This is gonna be up here in three minutes and she's gonna smell it. Yeah. Like what the fuck's wrong with you? Why didn't you just go outside? Were y'all at the bar with me

during Michigan, Iowa a few years ago? What happened? Jog my memory a bit. Sally has some friends who went to Iowa. They're my friends as well. I was supporting Michigan football at the time before I saw the light. And I had gone out earlier, I think with Brett,

and Brett and I were, we were tuned up. And Sally's friends work at a hospital. One of them is a heart doctor, forget the actual term for that. And I thought it'd be funny to go to the, we were at Little Woodrow's. Did you say heartyologist? It's a cardiologist. No, it's a cardiologist. That's funny.

And I decided it would be funny for me to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke one. And Sally's just like, can you please not smoke this cigarette in front of a cardiologist? Whatever. It's not making me look very good at work. Just one, but you did it? It was the last, that was the last time that I did anything like that out in public. I have, that was the night where I woke up the next day and I was like, ah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm done with the little Woodrow's cig packs.

Every time I smoke a cig, which is very rare these days, I wash my hands like twice. I have, I- Mouthwash. It hands like twice. I mouthwash. It's like probably twice a year drunk. And like I wake up the next day and just, yeah, the hands wash. I have to do the beard wash. It's just disgusting.

It's gross. I would have walked out with a fat ass cheeser in my gums. Really? Yeah. Extra toasty for a player? Yeah. That's sick, dude. See they're selling bootleg Zen in New York. Really?

Yeah, that's tight. I'm glad that's a thing. What's it called? No, it looks like Zen, but it's not. Oh. Like the guy that he compared the two packages and then what the actual like pouches looked like and it's not, it ain't right.

Is there still a shortage? I don't know. I think there's an adderall shortage per Twitter recently. Saw adderalls on back order again. I don't do that. Right. Not something that I do. Right.

Just do math. Yeah. Be a man. Be a man, be resilient. Some woman got arrested because they thought they found like meth or something in her place and she went to jail for a month and it turned out to be dried SpaghettiOs on a spoon.

Where is this? I don't know. How hard is it to test it? But oh no, this is SpaghettiOs. Man, wouldn't you just be like, yo, I was making, it's kind of, was she too embarrassed that she was making SpaghettiOs? She'd rather go to jail for meth. I can't tell him I was making SpaghettiOs,

like that's depressing. I will say the meatballs in Chef Boyardee stuff, they're not your traditional consistency of meatballs, but there's something about the flavor that I enjoy. It's gotta be dog food grade meat. Yeah, for sure. There's no way that's quality. It's not USDA Sometimes I take rosy's farmers dog and I just roll it up into meatballs if I were for low

Dude a little olive oil. Yeah, you can get the turkey recipe to Crack some pepper on that B. How's it go? What? I'm not cracking pepper again Dylan Dylan, how do you crack pepper? I'm not cracking pepper again. Dylan. Dylan, how do you crack pepper? Don't see that fucker by that guitar. That was a good crack pepper for him. Stop doing that.

I wanted two more a little. Yeah, he smashed it in like a way that I would never think to smash a guitar. That was in Waxahachie, Texas, home of the Indians actually. Shout to Wax. I don't like that it was premeditated and a dude handed him a hammer.

If you're gonna do it that way, you need to walk up with your own hammer and do it. First of all, so he buys the guitar at auction. Four grand. Four grand. Signed Taylor Swift guitar. Okay. Not a fan of Taylor. Not a fan of Taylor. Okay. He's got this little grin on his face. First of all, he looks like the pick of all the avi's, you know, with the goatees and the shades and like the

yeah that's that's that's who he is you could tell this dude's gonna do something on hinge is this uh yes an infiltrating football play or is it supporting kamala play like why did he why did he what does he hate it's a it's a kamala play it's he's not a fan of kamala thought so not a i don't think no one's by no one's dropping for grid because they're mad that she's on Sunday night football every 20 minutes. I'm here to watch football. But that would be funny. Hey, she's missed the last two games. Trouble in paradise? Not for me to say. Some are saying he's washed. She's, yeah, maybe she's like, he's not catching touchdowns. My shirt with his face on it is actually getting delivered today so I can support him through

this hard time of having a Hall of Fame career. Yeah, that's getting paid millions of dollars while he's hooking up with the biggest pop star that we've ever seen. He's taking our money in the podcast game. He is. He is. He could possibly make a decent chunk of his net income just with podcasts. Don't you have enough to let the podcasters do their thing?

Well, the guy gets the guitar and he's handed a hammer and he just he smashed it with the hammer while holding it. He really showed her. I feel like everyone probably had the same take. why did you need a hammer to smash this guitar? Why didn't you just make it look cool? Yes, I should have your head smash it like in Animal House. There's so many different ways to smash a guitar and frat. It's really tough to go out of your way.

I'm just reading the tweet I did five days ago, but it's really hard to do that and not look cool, but like it was just awkward because like he was holding it he's holding the neck and he's trying to just put holes in it. He didn't smash it. Yeah. Yeah. When I saw someone smash a guitar I'm like, well, I'm clicking this video. I want to see an old dude like smash this on the stage. No, I want you cleaning that up with a broom. You know, not not just like picking up the chumps. He should have he should have backed over in his F-350. That would have been fun. While rolling coal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's an idiot. And just huffing Galaxy Gas. Right, that too, of course. So I guess what I'm saying is like congrats, I hope it was worth four grand. What a dumb dumb. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. I have a question for you guys.

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Like I've tried it all, baby. That's sure is, baby. I was thinking earlier during the episode, I could see Trump like just putting out a tweet that just says Taylor Swift stinks Baby, that would that would do number. I would retweet that I don't think she stinks, but that's a good tweet Yeah, it's much better than I hate Taylor Swift. Did you see in the middle of the debate last night? He just He just fired off a Pete Rose tweet. No

Do you think Trump even watched the VP debate? I saw his tweet. I think he cares about the background I think he had people there like telling him what was how it was going but he was he just fired off a Pete Rose tweet and it wasn't like it had just happened. It had been 48 hours. Is he the one who said Pete Rose did nothing wrong or am I thinking of somebody else? I believe it. That's a great question. Someone someone high-profile said that he did nothing wrong. Dylan, for anyone that's not opto and did not enjoy yesterday's spooky season,

can you speak to your absolute murder of Pete Rose? Yeah. So we had a couple of famous deaths recently, Chris Christopherson and Kimbe Mutombo. And I recklessly stated on a recent episode of Circling Back that these deaths tend to happen in threes. And I recklessly stated on a recent episode of circling back that these deaths tend to happen in threes. And hours later, hours later, Pete Rose passed away.

83 years old, RIP Pete Rose. And I do feel somewhat responsible for the death of Pete Rose. People are saying I killed him. I didn't kill him, but I did put it out in the universe that someone was going to be dropping soon and someone dropped. I'm sorry. Unfortunately for Pete, every Rose does have its dawn.

Okay. You were setting me, you were setting that line up, weren't you? What the, come on. You were setting that line up. Are you proud of this? I didn't set that up. You're out of the office tomorrow.

You're just like, you know what? I'm going to just set it on fire. I'm not out of the office tomorrow. You're just like, you know what? I'm going to just set it on fire. I'm not out of the office tomorrow. He's going to set it on fire. I'm not out of the office all day tomorrow.

I'll be here. I'll be chilling. You take the day off to reflect on what you just did. Yeah, you got to think about that. Okay. I can accept that feedback. So he had tweeted, okay, real quick. Trump was paying attention

because he was responding to something the moderator said. Then an hour later, the great Pete Rose just died. the the the the the the the the the I'm like, it's a first funeral. Like, hurry up. I really, he's, that's really not going to matter.

Yeah. Are you at least happy it wasn't Jimmy? Okay. I'm not happy. Well, I do not answer that. I'm not happy that anyone died. I don't know, man. You were kind of gloating. You're putting off happy the guy died vibes. You see Jimmy catch the flyover yesterday for his 100th. Yeah. It looked like he was really dialed. Are you sure he was alive in that video?

He's locked in for Q4. Why would they bring him out? Okay, at least hide the cameras. Bring him out, bring him out. Yeah, he looked, unfortunately, way worse than I was expecting. A poor guy. He looked like that for a long time. Has he? I feel like he hasn't looked like that.

Remember, he looked like that at his at his late wife's funeral His late wife's funeral his wife's funeral No, I don't remember that Yeah, he was just he just like mouth agape just like don't say mouth agape staring at nothing Wheelchair bound it's sad. They got he's a president It's time don't roll him out like that in front of cameras. He's been in hospice care for like two years or something like that, like a year and a half. I will just say this. If an ex-president is not healthy enough to put on clothes,

then don't bring him out. If you can clothe yourself. No, not even him. Because they brought him out in his hospital, his hospice gown. Oh, was it? I think so. I know he had a blanket over his. Counterpoint though. Did he have that shit on? No.

No. Okay. Fine. Let me, I'll revise it. If the president has to be, if an ex president or current requires a blanket or has to, that's, if it's wearing a blanket at any time, don't leave them inside. FDR would have some things to say. Yeah. FDR would not be happy about

this. FDR is way what didn't he conceal a very serious debilitating disease? Yes, with a blanket on his face. Daddy had like some Gucci slides on under that blanket or something. He didn't have that shit on well Maybe he did. Yeah, he did dude. I'm gonna look at see he was crushing some Abercrombie camo pants I heard he was mad because they tucked his chain inside his shirt. Yeah. No, man. What are y'all doing? Yep. Yep And he couldn't he couldn't untuck it himself. They made him take out his diamond earrings. Okay, looks like He couldn't untuck it himself. They made him take out his diamond earrings. Okay, it looks like.

So stupid. All right, he is wearing a shirt. Well, yeah. Oh, you mean instead of the gown. You know what though? That is pretty sick to get out there and check out a flyover. Yeah, yeah.

You'd like to see presidents get flyovers. It's good for him. Do you think he'd ever be caught in an eight great men event? Eight great men, I love it. I can't do it. You know, that's a real good question. Randy, can you play a certain clip from some, uh, honestly, if I had to say great men, one of, one of the great men.

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This time it's a new scene. It's not someone's living room. And now they're doing cold plunges in saunas. How much will y'all pay me if I go and I spend the entire time being Regis Filman? Like I will not come out of character. Who wants the cold plunge? That's hot cafe. That's a cold plunge. All right so in the description. We can figure out a bonus structure. In the description the caption of this post it says comment

plunge to lock in your spot. I commented plunge. Okay. I got a DM almost immediately from this guy. Okay. And it said, he just sent me a link to reserve I'm in if I want to be in. Get in. Why not? Are you not great? Are you not purpose driven? Because I gotta get up Saturday at 10. Okay. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to

the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm in if I want to be in. Get in. Why not? Are you not great? Are you not purpose driven? Because I gotta get up Saturday at 6 o'clock. I'm going out with a bunch of dorks. I low key have no purpose. I just realized that watching that clip. Yeah, I just gotta get up like I'm like, well, I'm gonna go fucking pod and then I'm already I guess my purpose is to like, you know, raise some kids and shit. But, but at the end of the day, I'm just

there for the coffee. I'd rather raise some ruckus, Dave. Raise some cane. On the day of my wedding, me and some absolutes, we spent the morning in the spa drinking some coffee, maybe even some flavored water. We did some cold plunges, but like looking back it didn't feel as stupid as this is it because we didn't like record everything why didn't I get invited to that you probably did it was only the Lutz that were staying at the

hotel because it was an early John and you don't want to pay for a day pass just to just a cold plunge for a couple minutes were they all high-performing they were pretty high performing. I did get I don't know if I got last place in the cold plunge competition that day, but I will say it was a particularly cold day for that cold plunge. Didn't you didn't you and Sally do like five minute cold plunges? And I've done five. You're not supposed to do over five. That's good.

Yeah, you're not supposed to do over five, but doing five is. Is it really that cold, though? There's no, no, no, no what I will say the day of my wedding That was the coldest cold cold plunge I'd ever experienced and I could not do more than 30 seconds in it And I'm not usually like that Yeah, I'm different. I don't really enjoy a cold plunge. Oh, I see I don't enjoy it in the moment, but the way that I feel after there's something about it like tingly It makes me feel like my skin is more taut.

It feels like I just tighten everything up. I'm like, all right, I'm ready to go. Yeah. See, I like everything that these guys are doing. I like being around high performers. I like being around a lot of men. I like cold plunging. I like hot coffee.

I like sauna. I just don't know if I like all those things at the same time. It's just overwhelming to my system. Can you DM him back and be like, do y'all have any like iced Americanos or anything? I don't really want like hot coffee. I could ask him that. Tell him, hey, this will this will rock their world be like, you know, you should probably look into like cold brew because you know, hot coffee, a little acidic. And it might have you performing at a

level that you're not looking at. That's a good point. We put laxatives in one of the great men's coffee. You shit in the cold blood. I'll do a shit in a cold. Speaking of tight skin, have you ever heard the term dolphin skin used to describe somebody? I have.

Like tight and smooth, like really good skin. Oh, they've got dolphin skin. My friend says that and it sounds weird when he says it. I don't know. Sounds like you kind of want to eat it., they got good skin. Oh, they got dolphin skin. My friend says that, and it sounds weird when he says it. I don't know. Sounds like you kind of want to eat it. Yeah, dolphin skin. They do have beautiful skin.

Dolphins? Yeah. They also. It's very smooth. Did you smell weed? Are one of the only other mammals that has sex for pleasure, Dylan. I thought monkeys did that, too.

I said one of the only. Oh. Is that true? Sorry. I said one of the only. I didn't say they were the only. Did y'all see Pesto the penguin in Australia? Pesto? I can't remember my Mac's password.

That's good. What's up with Pesto? It's just a funny big ass penguin. It's an absolute unit of a baby penguin. Do they set these famous animals up with a support system for their fame? I'm worried that I don't want them to get addicted to drugs or anything because they start coming into money.

Why does he look so different than the rest of them? Because he's a baby. He's a baby, you didn't know. But he's huge. That's what baby penguins look like? They're usually not that big. Oh my God. He's an absolute unit.

You look at that penguin and you're just gonna be like, okay, well this thing's obviously gonna be the alpha of this entire clique. What's a group of penguins called a pod? Hard to say. A penguiny. A flock? No, it actually has a sad ending. They they've had to put it on ozempic. It's a topical drug ref. There are numerous ways to refer to a penguin, a group of penguins. Let's hear them.

A raft is a group of penguins in the water. A wattle is a group of penguins on land. A colony is a group of penguins that have gathered for breeding or other social events. Just to fuck that. Does a crazy event happen? Social events, they get social? Oh yeah.

Hey, hey. They give each other like rocks and stuff. It's like basically the run club of Penguin World. It's like a swim club. And they just take up half the road and then they go hook up. We need to do a segment on the run clubs in Austin soon. Randy's gonna infiltrate that culture. I haven't thought about it.

They have one that's actually named after noted backer, Brent Rookery. It's a rookery. It's another term for a group of penguins that have gathered for breeding or other social events How about that? We need to bring that to his attention on Tuesday because he is our special guest on spooky season next week And we got Rooker do 39 piss jobs. You kidding? He got some PJs off this season I cannot wait to ask him about his pb. Is Brent Rooker the most underrated MLB player currently going?

These bladders is completely empty after this season. They also have a huddle and a crèche group of penguins that huddle together for protection while their parents are away hunting. They have too many names for groups of penguins. I'm going to put that. No, I think penguins deserve it, dude. Penguins are low key goaded. Thirty nine piss jobs. They're they're mega cute. One of the cutest animals out there. Back in the day, I used to just drop macaroni penguins. There's the ones with the little like orange hair on the top of their head. You used to draw them?

Yeah. I didn't like coloring in stuff when I was like a little kid, I liked the pencil drawing vibe more. Teachers wouldn't be happy about that. So I discovered a hack. I could just do a black and white penguin and then toss that orange up on top tastefully. Some tasteful orange?

Yeah dude, my second grade teacher Mrs. Shabata was like, damn well. This guy's different. That's drippy. She didn't say that. Yeah, dude. My second grade teacher, Mrs. Shabata was like, damn, well, this guy's that's drippy. She didn't say that. She didn't. No. So, yeah, one of us needs to go to this. I I agree. If I didn't have T ball at nine, I would be in. It's not my league. It's my son's. If it wasn't seven AM on a Saturday. What if I was playing T ball? I thought you were saying we need to go visit this penguin. Oh,

no, no, no. Well, I bet you there's an adult T ball league out there somewhere. Yeah yeah can I ask these eight great can we ask the eight great men if they'll put on a Premier League game they usually start at 630 on Saturdays yeah to put your phone up that'll interfere with the conversation and the networking and here okay let's do the next part of this segment Dylan reads every comment on this post there are some good ones don Don't read them. They're mean, but they're good.

They're mean. They're distasteful. Yeah, certainly. Would your wife be more okay with you skipping T-ball to go to Ibiza with Maya Jama for social media purposes, David? I mean, look, if anybody in this room were to apply to this and get that job and leave I would throw you a parade on your way out. Mya Jamon

noted host of Love Island UK and noted person that we all have a crush on within this office is looking for a creative social media assistant. Well, I'm gonna be straight up with you. If I got this job, I'm leaving y'all in the dust. You could apply, you'd be like in the running. I'm gonna DM Maya and see what she wants. Just show her your body of work. Like, look, this is what I bring to the table. She's gonna be like, who the fuck is this guy?

Why is he telling me to listen to Grateful Dead all the time? I think Randy needs to apply. Why haven't you applied? Randy's got the TikTok. I don't want to not work with you, but like you've got to apply for this. Your job here will be waiting for you when you return. How about that? We're not gonna pay you while you're gone, but we'll Zoom tag once you return. Well, she's just... what if we fall in love? I'm scared that we might fall in love, you know. Yeah, that's a real possibility.

Nothing's been said that would make me think that you shouldn't take this job. You and Stormzy have a lot of similarities. Yeah, I know. Apply, Randy. You have video skills, you got camera skills. It says you need to be able to shoot motion. Does she know that you have a big motion?

Yeah, you have motion. This or Dude Perfect, which job would you rather a big motion? Yeah, you have motion. This or Dude Perfect. Which job would you rather leave? I already I already applied to her. Turn down the goofy **** when you're around her though. No, I mean, it might be. You're getting a

good job with Dude Perfect would honestly be like a great situation. You should apply to you can still lizard in your hot weather. You get to hang out with probably eight great men around the office. They're perfect. They're perfect. They're literally literally better than great We are not perfect

From it Dave DM one of the dudes and see if they'll go to the eight great men thing with you I'll see what Cody's doing. What's up? My name is Cody and this is the longest cold plunge fucking ever What's the longest cold plunge After a while you just get nominated. Yeah, after a while you're just chilling. Look it up, I bet it's the Iceman Wim Hof. Probs. Yeah. See what his number is. I don't know if Wim cares about records though, dude.

I think he just cares about breath technique. Polar Bear Club. You ever heard of it? What they calling you Wim Hof when you were at that fish show and you were just taking down nitrous? Yeah. I got out of control at that concert. Is there a guy from Touch of Trey? did you see he's gonna be performing? I

think it's him. Dude I'm just a little bummed that I missed Touch of Trey at the airport. There's gonna be somebody from the band or band adjacent's performing at one of the bars that you walked by on the way to ACL. Saw this, saw this. We might have to go. I mean like I have no plans to go to ACL, but I might go to that I don't know what it says about me that like seeing seeing a dude from touch a tray would probably be more interesting to me than A lot of the acts on that are playing ACL Yeah, I'm unfamiliar are you going this weekend I'm going next weekend not this weekend you could get like a squirrel suit and just dive in I'm going next weekend. Not this weekend. You could get like a squirrel suit and just dive in

Yeah, have you thought about that Weirdly, I haven't thought about that. Didn't you say you're boycotting Chapel Rhone? No, I thought you did. Is she still gonna be there as of now? She hasn't canceled yet and being that it's in a couple days I think it would be a little tough for her to cancel now. This is a this is a trash take I I kind of hope that she does cancel even though I know it'll make a lot of people unhappy just because I'm curious to See who they would fill or fill the spot with I want a very big spot I want her to cancel solely to like just loosen up the situation like When she's when she goes on stage, it's going to be the most chaotic

Like, when she goes on stage, it's going to be the most chaotic ACL situation we've seen in a really long time. And I think our life would be easier if there were just fewer people around. I didn't realize how big she was. She's mega though. I don't talk about the size of women on this podcast. I mean, popularity wise, not actual size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's popular. She's popular, yeah. Big time, right? Last three months, it's been quite the rise. She's had a She's popular, yeah. Big time, right. Last three months, it's been quite the rise. She's had a run, huh?

Yeah, I can't believe I wasn't more in tune with it, as I am a 40-year-old man. Right, it was off my radar as well, Dave. Yes, you are a 41-year-old soon-to-be man. I'm still 40, actually. When's your birthday? Is it this month? It is in 21 days.

It's October 23rd, David. Yeah, why didn't you know that? Everyone knows that. Best time of year, late October. I only know like friends that I went to elementary school with birthday. Facts. And their parents' home phone number. Facts.

If I met you after like seventh grade, I don't know your birthday. Unless you're my wife. My dad still has a landline with our original home number from when I was a kid. My parents do. No one calls it. My parents do. No one calls it. My parents have gotten rid of theirs. No one calls it. Yeah, they got rid of it. You got a bundle on it. I want a desk phone.

Do you guys, did anyone even like respond to my desk phone idea? Remind us what the idea was. I don't really remember what exactly it was, but it involved us having a desk phone in the bullpen And we would just call people from our desk phone and record it. I guess okay, it'd be called desk phone Yeah, I don't I don't I don't hate it I want to see it in practice before I really form a full opinion on it Okay, the the little

Touchscreen that they have an industry at the desk where they could just touch. That's pretty sick. Where they just press the screen and it calls Johnny Boy. You can do that with your Microsoft Surface Pro. Yeah, I know. I saw you clicking on links earlier with your finger. You did? Yeah, dude. I didn't know you could see that.

That's real G shit. Why don't you quit finger watching? Dylan, how do you crack paprika? Why is your top hand over? Why are you doing it like that? Isn't it more like that? Like what? Like this?

Yeah. How was I doing it? I was doing like this. Yeah. How do you do it? Try it again. I don't do this. I don't do this. I go like this.

Yeah. Like this? Yeah. Almost like I've got a broomstick cutter. I don't know. You know, it'd probably be helpful if I had actual pepper in my hand because I might hold it closer to your sternum too. You gotta weigh out. I know what you're trying to do. I'm not, I'm not gonna do that. I don't hold pepper close to my sternum Okay, they're your shoulders, bro. Yeah, I over pepper sometimes. I Just love pepper, dude. Just do it loves pepper ma'am. So good thing about will

When I'm looking at the table There's salt and pepper there. I'm like, yeah About to put that shit on I'll tell you about to do a segue. I did too. I think you I can't even I can't even I can't even fit a segue behind this desk at this studio, dude I'll never forget the today show being like today We are unveiling something that is going to change the world forever. It was a segue rollout Matt Lauer on a fucking segue Nothing in that situation age very well, I have never been on a Segway in my life.

Dude, NF confession, man, come on. I wanna get one of those surfing golf carts. Yeah. Out of all the things that I think would be really fun on a golf course that are kind of stupid, that's one that I would absolutely do. I tried to use a one wheel. Yeah, how'd that go?

Which is a Segway minus the vertical thing and the handles. It was very, very difficult to learn. But I think once you get to hang a weight, it's like riding a bike, but I didn't get there. Maybe you should have skated in high school. Do you regret not skating in high school? No, we made fun of skaters big time. God, dude.

Oh, dude, I would have fucking clapped you with my board. Oh yeah. You'd have my independent trucks right in your grill. I would put a crux truck to cross your cheek. Why would you do that? I was actually a royal guy. I didn't have I didn't have independent. I don't know why I said that. That's all right, man. Are you a pose?

Edit that out. No, dude. I didn't have a world industry. It's like I'm not that big of a poser. Damn. Yes, so Randy apply to this, please. Yeah. And can you, apply to this, please. Yeah. And can you bring her by the office? You have to research and analyze industry trends and audience insights. I don't know if Randy can do that. When's the last time you did research?

Yeah, Randy. Are you researching enough? I am. I do my own research. Oh, okay. I forgot about that. Are you willing to collaborate with designers, photographers, videographers, and other team members to optimize

content? Yes. Okay, you are. Do you have knowledge of social strategy? That's very generic. Like, yeah, I guess. They're not hiring a fucking horny 30 year old guy. No, no, this is a this is a Gen Z play. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if they're going to want 37 year old Will rolling up to the situation. You're going to bring the situation with you? They're not letting him in on this.

Probably your numbers. Like, dude, would you stop pulling your shirt up? You're making Maya real uncomfortable. Oh man. Tax evasion. Didn't you go to jail for tax fraud? Yeah. Didn't you evade? Shout out to Mike. you're not eligible. Oh man. didn't you go to jail for tax rod? Yeah. You evade. Shout out

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dive right in. I guess the highlights I usually watch like a little bit. I toss it on for like afternoon in the office. It's almost hibernation time, you know. Hibernation. They hibernate during the winter, which doesn't mean they sleep the entire winter, which is what I think a lot of people used to think. Just one long snooze.

Wait, they don't? No, it's just goblin mode for months on end. They wake up, but they stay in their cave. Has that hedgehog come out yet and told me if it's spring? They just binge. Hedgehog? What is that again?

It's a groundhog. Groundhog. It's a little hog family, shut up, Brainy. Sonic the hedgehog come out. Can we make hog reveal shirts next time? Maybe. Unzipping his pants and it says spring on it. Someone in a suit holding up a groundhog.

It's not bad. It's not bad at all. Shout out Punksatani Phil. Let's see. I at least know that Randy. Don't expose me. Great movie by the way. Is it?

Yeah. It's okay. It's a good movie. It's fine. Phil Connors? It's a great movie. Dave, I'm going to watch. I've never watched it in its entirety. I will be

watching Ghostbusters this year. I don't want you to, but I will. I appreciate you doing it. I'm going to do it for you. Why don't you? I'm not asking you to do that. I'm going to do it for you, dude. It's going to do it for you.

Look, you're going to watch a movie for me. Fat Bear Week, a celebration of brown bear survival instincts brought a grisly reminder of the animal's predatory nature on Monday when a male bear, number 469, killed female 402 at Katmai National Park in Preservin, Alaska. A grisly reminder.

You get it? You get it? Dude, they went off. The unsettling scene was captured by a popular live webcam that shows bears on the Brooks River. In a statement to NPR, the park said, national parks like Cat May protect not only the wonders of nature, but also the harsh realities.

Each bear seen on the webcams is competing with others to survive. Yeah, they had a, they had, they're delaying it in lieu of the murder. Is there, is there a video of this murder? I don't know, man. 402 is a beloved bear per reports. the No, now she went out. Here's the thing man. Like she died protecting a cub or something. I don't know. It's sad but like It's a circle of life It's the sir. That's a great boy It rules us all

Y'all wouldn't last two minutes out there. Are you kidding? Y'all get got like it was nothing. When's the last time you watched an episode of Survivor? It's been it's been a very long exactly dude. I'm outlasting you. I don't think it's about this kind of survival though. I'm outlasting you. Can you imagine how big my beard would get on Survivor? You ever watch those shows where it's like people out in wilderness trying to survive? Yeah. With like a knife and... Naked and afraid? That's not the one I'm thinking of. Well, I forget the name of it, but my favorite one that I actually watched like an entire season of was the one where they would uh they'd get put somewhere And you had to serve alone. Yeah, I don't know if there's alone, but you they put you somewhere

They put a group of people separated out harsh environment and you didn't know the status of the other people and you just had to Last as long as you could yeah And you can hit a panic button where they come helicopter in and bring you home Yeah with snacks and shit and on the chopper because you're really because you're emaciated and starving. Here's some snacks. What kind of snacks? Like a granola bar, a Nutri-Grain bar just just goes everywhere. Here's some prime. Right. You have too big of an appetite to be stranded on an island or stranded somewhere. I do. Yeah. You're saying I eat a lot. No, I'm just saying you have a big appetite. You call me fat? No, you just eat more than I do, caloric-wise,

because you probably burn more than me. That's fair. So like, I could just sit there chilling, and like preserving my Donald Trump body battery, and you're going to be out there like, lifting weights and shit. There are, sometimes they have pretty- There's not weights out there.

You can make them. On these shows, sometimes they have like pretty heavy set people, and they like, yeah, I have an advantage. I have more fat. For sure. I have more fat to burn. Yeah, I think if I was going on Survivor, I think I would do a dirty bulk.

Dirty bulk, just Dan style. Yeah. God, think of the Mondos. During a dirty bulk? Yeah. Not many Mondos out there when you're alone though, because you're not eating very much. Your body's using all those nutrients.

You're not. I'm forging like a mother fucker. You're gonna have to Mondo. I'm not saying like there's not a whole lot of it. There's not an off switch What's last time you forged? Maybe if you bring your little cork, I can't say I've ever for it bro is not foraging I've never forged in my life. Oh my god I'd just be out there grazing dude. That's an NF confession never forged. They have to catch their own fish and They get to get to choose like one

Like hunting tool, I believe. What would you choose? I don't know. I would choose a rifle. You can't choose a rifle. Randy just mouthed katana. But I think I think you can choose a bow. OK, I think I would bring them out with it. No, no, no. Yeah. I'd bring Bo Jackson. Oh, like a OK.

Arguably the greatest athlete of all time. Why were you laughing, Randy? Yeah. I was imagining Dylan being on one of these shows and then it got to a point where he had to catch a fish. And then he- Ew. Ew.

Slam it. It's gross. The gills. Just leave him on the line the whole time? Staring at it. Just hit the panic button like no, I'm out Touching it. You're like yelling at other fish to eat it like it's right here. Just come and take it get it out of my face I think under those circumstances I could touch a fish if my life depended on it. I

Don't know if your life depends on it. Like I think if you get to the point where you might die They're just gonna chopper it and get you. Yeah Someone checks on them once a week and checks their vitals and shit it's a priest it's a pretty cool show it's a fun idea I just don't know if my wife would go for me like doing that there's a big prize at the end of it if you make if you want to explain that to the kids yeah hey I'm gonna be gone for a little bit undetermined amount of time surviving in the wilderness. You come back weighing like 105. Yeah, I've been banned from skydiving. Okay, why is that?

Because of my kids. Oh, okay, Sally has banned you. Your wife banned you. Yeah. I thought the skydiving. No, there wasn't like a nationwide ban on it. Don't let this guy on a plane. Don't let him on there.

Steve, he just bullies everyone's shoots too early. Yeah, then no fly list, but just for Sky's. It's a real problem. You ever think when you're sitting in an exit row on a plane, like, that you have no idea what you're actually supposed to do, and like, if something goes wrong, people are going to be looking at you, and you're just like, dude, I didn't read it.

You've never fucking read it. But you answered yes when they asked you. Yeah, I know. But I feel like you've never read that pamphlet. Like, you taught me what to do then. You switched me spots. You just got to twist the door handle open and bust that shit up. I know, but like they always tell you

to put the face mask on yourself before the kids and like, I ain't doing that. I'm gonna put it on my kids first. If you're unconscious, you can't help your kid. I'm different. All right. You can hold your breath longer than you think. I've banned myself from skydiving.

Could you murder a grizzly bear? Give him the right weapon. Sure. I don't think it was murdered with a weapon. I think it Given the right weapon, sure. I don't think it was murdered with a weapon. I think it was just like teeth and claws. With my hands? Yeah. No, I think a grizzly bear could take me out. I just wanted to make sure that was on record.

Yeah, it's on record. I'm still trying to think about what tool I would bring. What device that they would let me have, you know? I'd probably do their debut album. It's like a knife is obviously one of the options. Like I'm not bringing an enema. Enema of the state would go pretty hard. Knife or a bow.

I'm not bringing a bow. That's not gonna go well for me. A knife so you could filet the fish. They all make little snare traps and they'd place them around their campsite, catch bunnies and shit like that. Ooh, yeah. I think I'd have a harder time eating a bunny than you with your raw fish. Because they're so cute. Yeah, they're cute, man. Damn, dude.

I'm about to eat your ass. They're very into nature. So they're all like if they catch a rabbit and they you know, they're all like, thank you rabbit for sacrificing yourself so I can, you know, nurture myself. So I can nurture myself, yeah. And it's like, man, you just killed that thing. I get it, you wanna look good on TV. Like, oh wow, begrudgingly.

Yeah, sorry I'm eating you, but I'm very thankful for you. Meanwhile, like the first meal this fucker's gonna eat at home is hamburger helper. You're not thinking that ground beef? No, you're not. Hit that Chef Boyard dude. You're not. Just SpaghettiOs No, you're not hit that chef boy. Our dude. You're not just SpaghettiOs. Thank you. Fake Meatball. Thank you. Tiny fake

Meatball for nourishing me and giving me diarrhea. Yes, it's real time. There it is. There goes that man. Would you guys my a jamma? Would you guys like for me to circle back on something? Uh, yes So Last episode monday we discussed a burned cd That I had acquired called if buddha made porn I've gotten no leads

I did receive a text message from noted backer jake Uh who Said that this is a thing. A lot of people struggle with this and different variations. There's even a subreddit called lost wave. That's people just trying to identify unidentified music and like things that have lost their popularity, things like that. I'm not alone in this battle. I would like to just say to all the backers out there, if you're if you're just trying to scrub the internet and and figure this out, I really appreciate you.

If you're on the lost wave reddit just trying to get it done, help me out. Help a player out. I'm just trying to listen to Buddha made porn in completion. I'm a little dismayed by the lack of activity, but we'll get there. Wouldn't you be a little sad if you figured out this mystery? Because it would end the fun. I don't know. Because it owns a little real estate in your brain. And I think that's probably something you enjoy. But I do enjoy that kind of.

But I also want to hear some of the songs that aren't available online. I want to relive those glory days. You know, one of the first times I ever smoked weed, Martin Luther King day, we just chilled out, listened to that and went to a place and my buddy did an all you can eat ice cream challenge to try to get on the wall. Have yourself a day.

I know dude, it was sick. We were like, let's go to this diner. They do an ice cream challenge and our buddy- Buddha made porn. Our buddy Jason just went off. Did he make it? He did. Oh yeah.

Smoking that kill. It's MLK day. And there's an ice cream eating challenge. It was a great day. You could relive that one. It was the first time I'd ever listened to Layla by Eric Clapton. Someone put it on the car.

And when it went from the first part of the song to the second part of the song, I was just sitting there like, what's going on? The fast or the slow version? I don't know, I didn't know there was one. Is that song about someone's wife? Yeah, he was in love with her. Got me on my knees, really low.

Wait, there's a fast version? Pretty sure, pretty sure there are two versions. Do you mean like an acoustic version? I shared all the information that I have. Oh, it was George Harrison's wife Patty Boyd Have you seen Patty these days? No, I don't know if she's alive but back in the day. I Mean if you got clapped and and George Harrison clamoring for you. Oh, yeah, I get it I get it I'd write a song about Layla. Oh, yeah, she kind of has a fembot vibe. I mean that respectfully

Yeah, she was cute back in the day man I mean that respectfully. Yeah, she was cute back in the day man That'd be tough like imagine listening to the song and being like damn. Okay, you're just writing songs about my wife That song will be synonymous with good fellows Yeah, there's a fast version Like a trap remix I'm making this up and why I don't know What do you mean if like the regular version versus like when he plays it like acoustic is slowed down? It's like a slower version don't hit that TV unplugged. I've got my music's playing. I'm sorry. Oh, no, it's okay I you're trying to get there and I'm not providing my song

So here's like two different parts to it like suddenly it changes and it's like it sounds much different than it did before You got me on my knees. Lay low. Okay, I regret. I regret circling back on a food I made porn. It's time. What if you find out like the bass player for the band that did that like had a hand in 911 or something? Like would

that ruin it? Layla? No, no, no. Uh Buddha porn. Oh, yeah, I would alter the, it would alter some stuff. Like some things, some threads you don't want to pull on. It would alter some stuff it's an invisible string david connects us all wow bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening i like to turn off road road road there's a crazy event happening let's just go have fun and let's go let's go this weekend in fun presented by our friends over at rowbackback, R-H-O-B-A-C-K, Wash 20 gets you 20% off.

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I'm gonna do to Alyssa what she does to me. also she'll steal my t-shirts that I've bought for myself I am going to buy her that and then I'm gonna steal it and just wear it. I respect that David I'm gonna be pulling up in a set. I respect that you know rep a set. Yep Yeah, it's a set our rep washed 20 20% off 20% off go do it load that cart Dylan What the Freak are you getting into this week? Thanks for asking will I have parks all weekend. His mother will be at ACL. So I got him and our Friday is pretty open Might step out for a dinner. Not quite sure yet Saturday big day Saturday

My favorite college football team the Texas Longhhorns, number one, actually number two and one, another poll, but coaches poll, one of the coaches poll are not playing this week. You got to buy a week, kind of freezing me up a little bit. I will be going to Chartoberfest on Saturday evening. What's Chartoberfest, you're asking yourself? Well, it's Will's son's birthday party. Okay? I'll be there. I'm looking at the guest list here.

Some heavy hitters on this list. I have not seen the guest list. Some real heavy hitters. The Ruffs will be there. That's big. Wow, Hot Collin gonna be there? No, Randy, which I'm excited about as well. Yeah, Randy was trying to treat it as his pregame for ACL

and I was like, come on, player. Our friend Ryan will be there. Just what a list this is. No Hot Collin? I don't see. Let me see. I need to send some text messages and roast some fools. I'm not seeing hot Colin on here. It's listed as hot Colin. That's what I'm looking for. Not sure. Not sure. Ctrl F that hot button. Yeah, that's pretty much the highlight of my weekend. Not much else on the books. I'm sure something will come up. Of course, I live really close to ACL,

so the vibe around my place will be absolutely popping. Does the roof patio kind of go off during that time of just people going up there and enjoying? There are groups of people up there. Like that would be, honestly sounds kind of fun. So the lights are really cool, and if they do the drone show again this year, we'll be able to see that from the roof.

You can hear the music, but you can't hear the music. You know what I mean? Like you can't make out lyrics the music, but you can't hear the music. You know what I mean? Like you can't make out lyrics and stuff, but you can definitely hear like that. Surprises. You can be like, Oh, that's. That surprises me. Cause like I could, I could legitimately hear it from the old studio. The vape house.

Really? Yeah. You can like, like hear like lyrics and shit. I could know who I could get a general idea of who was playing, but you're, you're much closer than me. I figured you'd be able to hear it. You can tell who was playing, but the're much closer than me. I figured you'd be able to hear it. You can tell who was playing, but the lyrics sound mumbled a bit. The loudest act I could ever hear from that distance was

Certified the Chainsmokers. That checks out. They like, that was the one where I had the TV on and I was like, Oh my God, I can even hear them with the TV on. What's the stage opposite Honda? Like the big stage on the one that's closest to Bart Barton's like um I think it's the oh the real eater stage. I don't think it's called the the real eater stage but that's the one that's closest to me and it's usually

like the last the last set of the night is on that stage. So it's it's pretty cool but then once everybody leaves, it's like a madhouse around my place. It's it's just flooded with people. You can't really go outside and do much, but it's cool, it's fun. So I'll be hunkered down. And that pretty much concludes my weekend in fun. David?

Wow, that sounds like a fun weekend. I think so too, man. We talked about Daniel Day-Lewis potentially being in a movie. DDL? It looks like it's official. His son's directorial debut, Anamone or Aninamone. I don't know how to say that. You crushed that. He co-wrote the script.

And of course, the film explores the intricate relationships between father, sons, and brothers and the dynamics of familial bonds. His first role in seven years. I'll check it out. I look forward to it. He's one of the goats. I have no plan to attend ACL. However, if there's a listener out there who has a wristband for Friday or Sunday, preferably Friday, because I think it's just an overall stronger lineup, I will buy it from you as long as you're not marketing up crazy. Or if you want to just give it to me me I will even take a photo and I will let you buy me a beer. I Was gonna say that you were gonna you wanted the back or to have a loose wristband so they could slide it off And give it to you if you can make that work, too

Let's let's swing it but hey DM me Email or Dave at wash media comm or Dave or at D Carter rough on Twitter at DC rough on Instagram Go follow me if you're not. But yeah, I, you know, Friday looks, there's, there's some acts I'd like to see. I mean, Sturgill closing out Sunday, of course, but the rest of Sunday doesn't look great. I need to look at it again, maybe, but. Chapel Rohan is going to be there. Oh man. Who is she up against?

Don't mess with the Rohan dude. The butthole surfers. Really? Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't mind the sun sometimes. Right. Maybe I'll check it out. Yeah. Let me and then you know what? I'll be at Charlie's little bead day party. I'm gonna be there with the fam. I'm gonna bring the family. Is that

alright? Hey, bring your Mars in drinking boots, my friends. I'm bringing little man. Bring your Mars in drinking boots. Okay. James is gonna be there. there. So I need to get ahead of something. The cups that we're using for beer are hilariously small. Can I just fill two of them up at a time? Well, Sally, Sally bought 12 ounce cups, which like 12 ounces is the size of a beer, like in a can. But when you have the cup in your hand, it kind of hits a little different. So when I say I've had six of these. Yeah. I mean, you can have six, but like, I also think that the Marzen's a little higher ABV than what you're used to, since you're usually sapping on those light boys. Is that the only option?

I mean, I don't know. Here's the thing. Here's, here's, here's, here's, let me pull back the curtain for this a little bit. Please. We've had some bottles of champagne that are taking up valuable real estate in our refrigerator for far too long. And so I will be opening bottles of champagne solely to get rid of it. So if you use some memos, if you want to drink some champagne, we can make that happen for you. Is there anything we can bring? Chelsea wants I was supposed to ask you that. Not a player. OK, no gifts.

Are gifts allowed? I don't care, but you don't have to. OK, do I need here's a question. Sorry, I'll I'll ask my question once Dave is done with his weekend. I cocked you dude. Oh That's it. I Saturday morning t-ball, of course I'm probably gonna go off. I'm probably I might I might roll straight from this party into something else I might write a buzz somewhere. We'll see about that. Okay. Oh, okay crazy Yeah, um, here's the thing

My parents get into town tonight Going to dinner with them tomorrow night Friday probably gonna do some light party prep. You know my dad he's gonna have me working in that garden He's gonna be just putting my nose the grindstone. So I'll be gardening Probably probably gonna have to sit figure out a situation to get a TV outside I need an alfresco TV do I need to set one up are there any four are there any games around the 430 hour that are must watch or am I gonna am I gonna be putting people out because I don't really want

to set up a TV outside fairly weak slate this weekend I can't remember what the afternoon slash night games are if there's nothing too sexy then I think I'm fairly weak slate this weekend. I can't remember what the afternoon slash night games are If there's nothing too sexy, then I think I'm just gonna I'm thinking I'm just gonna ditch the TV Let me make sure what he said is accurate. Okay, it might not okay, cuz I'm willing to set one up I just don't want to Mizzou a and M is actually that's in the morning Yeah, Mike is missing the party cuz he's going to college station Yeah, Mike is missing the party because he's going to college station. You might have an extra 25 foot HDMI cable here. Well, I was literally thinking of taking the TV

from the studio that's already on a stand and using that because I don't really have a TV that I can situate anywhere else. It's not the worst idea. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What are you seeing there, Davey? S, I mean, these are games about me.

SMU Louisville's interesting game But that's a morning game Iowa Ohio State that's a 230 game That's interesting. Yeah Ole Miss, South Carolina, it's a big bounce back game, but not one that people need to see Brett will be probably dialed Is Brett going? That's not gonna go. Yeah, that's a tough game for Brett And of course your crimson tide they got Vandy See what they do with that number one in the a people don't see what they do with that kind of baggage

So yeah, no, I think he's right. There's not a lot of Ton of good action. Okay. Okay Sunday's a big day. We got the cow or we got the Cowboys hosting the Detroit Lions The pride is rolling into town Kind of love that 330 slot. No this weekend. No, is that next weekend Cowboys are in Pittsburgh? Oh, do we have a bye this weekend? Y'all were I think we do have one. Oh, yeah, I think we do have one. That's not me I've been making a lot of errors on this podcast lately. I'd like to sincerely apologize. That's all right That's all right, Randy. Yes next week. Yeah, Randy edit that out, please. Thank you. Um Cool, so I'm just left with uh, I guess Manchester United probably getting their ass kicked

This will be a fun sports weekend for everybody involved Tigers maybe I thought series will be over but chill What I don't know. It's only no it's five game I'm just saying do you guys mind if I go to Houston for the game? You guys want to come? Can we just do the voicemails from the car? If you had an opportunity to go to that game, you should go. I've not received any offers for tickets. I the the timing

of the games is not ideal. It would be fun to go to one but I also have I'm not personally invested enough in this Tigers team to justify making it happen. When's the next game? Tonight? Yeah, today. Dude, what? Anytime the Tigers are in the playoffs, it's all day games. It's all day games.

Son of a beast thing. And then I think Sunday night I may be going to Sergill Simpson to ACL. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Let me know, Dave. I think you should try. Again, I'm open to it. Okay.

If the right offer hits me, I'm in. Should be a fun, nice weekend in Austin, Texas overall. Excited to see my parents, excited to mop with the boys. Excited to celebrate my parents, excited to mop with the boys, excited to celebrate my son turning one. Shall we? Bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!