Circling Back - Coffee Friday 001: Major Announcement Alert

Episode Date: March 11, 2022

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Alright, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the Lodge on a Friday. Oh, it's Coffee Friday. My name's Will DeFries to my left. David Bing Bong Ruff. Happy 311 day to those who celebrate. You coming original today or what? Oh, I'm going to come so original it's not even going to be funny. Dude, I got a question.

Who's got the herb? I'm down. Did you know that yesterday was mario day yeah they were doing they're doing a deal a marion mario as in super mario do you know why super mario he's a plumber got a brother march you follow me mar it looks like an io oh i get it now you follow follow me? That's smart. You follow me? Kidnap the princess. That's smart. Yeah, you rescued her, right? Yeah, you're going to Koopa's castle.

The princess, what was her problem? She was always getting kidnapped. You could make a case that it's not her fault that she was getting kidnapped. Why are you victim blaming right now, bro? She has poor security. She needed what's-his-face as her dad. What's the guy from... You want Liam Neeson to be Princess Peach's dad.

He'd be King Liam. No, she needed JoJo's brothers. That too. JoJo Siwa? Remember JoJo's brothers were just these two big alphas? If you get kidnapped a second time, that's just on you. After one, you got to lock it down. Especially if a little plumber has to save your ass every time.

We're really going to get two minutes into this podcast and no one's going to comment on the fact that I made the hottest jam of the summer. That was heat, dog. Honestly, I love it. No one had us remixing Alec Baldwin with Adam Sandler with Julia Fox. I would have said don't do Alec Baldwin. I've canceled him. And then the guy from Coney Island.

Where is he from? He's from Coney Island. Bang bong. Are you going to drink it or stare at it? Don't just look at it. Drink it. What are you doing? Oh, that's that nitro pop.

Are you serious? Give me a little bit of gas. You want that gas, bro? Hey, wait, hold on. That's good. Too late. What's everyone sipping on for this coffee Friday? I've now got a mixture of my own proprietary in-house cold brew with oat milk and whatever whatever you're sipping on the la colombe

coffee your boy's drinking that la colombe nitro cold brew extra bold black and unsweetened 20 calories just strong and smooth with 210 milligrams of caffeine that's a lot i cut it i cut that shit though i got 105 in here now i don't know the brand of the coffee i'm drinking but it's homebrew from my jura machine at home no creamer uh 16 ounces piping hot all gas no breaks thank you for mentioning the fact that you have no creamer as i'm also drinking coffee without cream what color is your coffee yeah dude pour it on your head i put some oat milk because the cold brew that i bought is not that good. Wow. It's not. I'm not going to name names. It's not a major brand.

There's one that I saw at Central Market. And I was like, I've never tried it. I'm going to get it. Do you ever have cold brew? Like, some cold brew just has this weird aftertaste. I can't shake. Like pennies? Like, don't just look at it.

Drink it. Like a metallic taste. See where I'm going with this? Tastes like pennies, you know what I mean? Follow? Or Dylan, okay, put differently. Like licking a battery, a 9-volt. I've never done that, man.

I feel like you could lick a battery pretty easily and not worry about it. I feel like we did it in middle school. Science fair. What is Coffee Friday? Listen, you know how I am with news that needs to be shared? Yeah. I can't keep it in, so please just get to a point where I can share the news. Coffee Friday is an event that when we originally launched it, one person in the company didn't think it was a real thing.

So they just didn't show up. Randy? Until they found out we're all at the office participating in Coffee Friday. They're like, wait, that was what he said. He or she said, wait, that's a real thing? What Coffee Friday is, really, is... It's an idea. It's we drink coffee on Friday.

It's a vibe. Yeah, it's a vibe. And this is a surprise Coffee Friday pod. It's going to be a shorty, I think, a party pod. A pod. Oh, you a big shorty guy? You know I like shorties. Hey, let's do a video.

Does anybody have a video from Grand X Dylan throwing a pod into the trash? Those are all snaps, dog. We could meme one. And the pod that he's throwing could say, Coffee Friday Podcast. And that could be the video meme. I think it might go viral. That's kind of sick. I don't hate it.

Going viral like COVID, man. That was such a good idea. I think I might apply to one of our job openings. Oh, big news. Yeah. Trying to get some interns up in this bitch. Okay. Okay.

Is that how you announce it? Have we had some applicants? I don't know. I haven't logged into the email jobs at washmedia.com yet. Isn't the password password 69? Now we have to change it before the podcast is over thank you sorry that's on me are people uh are people following the um the directive and and just emailing their resume to that or are they just dming me like hey i saw your job opening i got

a text message if you d if someone dm me trying to do that i that's that's actually a step back because i keep getting washed instagram notifications and i'm like i'm not checking that i'm not dealing with this right now yeah when it comes to actually getting a job it does not go down in the dms your cover letter better be heat i'm not reading cover letters that's a that's a minus for me if you have a cover letter i know brett was the one who wanted cover letters and randy and i were like that's nerd shit dog yeah cover letters are for dweebs yeah resume must be two pages or less anything more i throw it out oh one no it's it's a one page no it's acceptable to be two no if you're an intern in this in this

world in this changing economy it's actually actually acceptable to be two-nil. Will knows a recruiter. Yeah. I actually, I'm against all resumes. Resumes stink. Yeah. I go on vibes. Your vibes should speak for itself. Yeah.

Like, I know within the first 45 seconds of meeting someone whether they could work here. There's no way that's accurate. It's all it takes i don't even need to know anything about their employment should we just have our next meetup be a job fair what if they got fired at the last six jobs in the last eight months they just need a shot maybe they didn't have a culture fit like they needed with us god remember when i fired your ass they were riding the wrong wave you never fired me bitch, bitch. We got fired together one time. That was fun.

I thought about it. We were laid off, sir. I'm kind of jealous you guys had that bonding experience together. I'm also jealous that you got a severance. It was kind of dope. Yeah, I was going to say, a severance was dope. Yeah, we were kind of dope. It really helped justify me going and getting blackout the next day.

My severance was just editing blogs for three months. That sounds sick. You were basically Jesse like the final two episodes of breaking bad when he was like forced to cook meth and they had him chained up yeah that was you no i was i'm not i'm not proud of what i'm about to say but i was the shittiest employee of all time after y'all got fired like i was spending two hours a day at the office just doing nothing i'd be like i'm going home your squad was no longer there with you how why would they expect you to be a good like really what were they

all they were doing all all jay bone started doing was tossing i'm not kidding when i say this all he did was start tossing on live disc golf tournaments on our on the television there and i was like dude things have changed here oh no things have changed your podcast got canceled your friends were let go just you and bone and prim watching disc golf together that ain't it no offense to those guys i mean yeah if i'm gonna watch disc golf with anybody i do it with prim and j bone like i like hanging with them but i just don't like watching you know people throwing discs you had like seven people in the 8 000 square foot office it was cool. We'd all just spaced out.

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I've got some good news. Is this the breaking news? The White House is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine. On Thursday afternoon, 30 top TikTok stars gathered on a Zoom call to receive key information about the war in ukraine is that what your call was about randy they need the coles cash guy yeah he needs to know the talking points biden's like bring me the coles cash king go on do it uh should i share the news i mean if i had to you and brett life love teasing things more than anything in the world and i i operate on a different wavelength what's your wavelength i like to surprise people that's

trash no dude do you remember when we first started the company and we couldn't like stop him from doing teases you gotta muzzle me we were like texting like wish he would stop doing you gotta take my phone away when there's news to be shared it was like dude stop and to be honest this news is more exciting for us we're getting a new office if you ever see a tweet from oh got him if you ever see a tweet from circling back or washing there's eyes emojis in it there's a 90 chance that it was brett he's always teasing with the eyes we signed actually we haven't yet signed the lease but we will be signing a lease for a new office space today and let me tell you what, we are very excited about it. It is sick.

It is sick. I'm proud of us. I was hoping we'd find an office in Austin, Texas, but we're packing up the truck and we're going to Roanoke, Virginia. It's going to be really fun. Since we started this business. We're going to Southern Utah. Yep. This is the exact location I've been wanting to office in forever.

Like really, not the actual building itself itself but like the part of town we are we are not the top floor but the next like the next uh highest floor in the google building a new one and it's not accurate it's not cheap in fact we gotta let everybody go no we uh yeah we're off we're off of south lamar i'll share that i can say that we're off of south lamar uh our building is a standalone structure which i'm very excited about the hottest street in austin texas south lamar it's sick it's perfect for us truly i'm gonna call it so long going forward welcome to sola you can miss the lodge i am yeah i think we got good to us the lodge has been beautiful to us. I've really enjoyed our time here.

I think that we need to figure out a name for the new place. I already have one, but I think it's going to get vetoed. Can you share it with us? The clubhouse. It's going to get Don vetoed. The clubhouse? Yeah. Dude, look at this.

The little clubhouse. That's a strip club in Arlington that the guys from Pantera used to hang out at. I think they owned it, actually. Rest in peace, Vinnie Paul. Rest in peace, Dimebag. Sorry. Wow. That's what I think of when I think of clubhouse.

Also a golf course. And a good app. Wait, no. What is the... No laying out. Oh, they're the Kill House. Kill House. Okay.

Yep. Do you think we would be the first company to call their little office the clubhouse? I don't like the clubhouse. I know. I knew you wouldn't. That's why I said that. Like, I even prefaced it and said you wouldn't like it, and now you're coming at me trying to say you don't fucking like it, dude.

Dylan, I know you're not going to say it on here, but we're not going to call it what you suggested. Which is what? The fuck factory. Yeah. That would be inappropriate. How about the no fucks factory? Okay.

We should call it the fantasy factory. Oh, shit. It's not that big i'm so excited about this place we should call it the small to mid-sized media office i'm gonna miss some things about where we're at now this is only roll off but this is a much better location and it's a more it's more suited to a media company it's everything's better it's it's almost twice as big as the space we're in now. My commute's going to go from about six minutes to about 15 minutes. Yeah, same. Not everything's better.

You want to start carpooling? It's right by the homies' elementary school. It's right by where I take my dog to get washed. Me too. You take her there too? Yep. It's right by Mattel Rancho. We're just out here living.

Dude, I'm going to eat so much chips and salsa. I'm going to fill up before we even get the meal. Oh, I'm so excited, man. It's a newer building. It's an open floor plan. It's going to be great, man. Tell me I'm wrong. How would I do that?

Yeah, we signed off on it as well yeah what about the vibe factory that sucks all right we're not using the word factory it can't be the blank blank it has to be the blank you just said the clubhouse that's a that's you should know this but that's a compound word dude but it starts with the the blank oh the clubhouse okay whatever semantics like for you i said the blank blank is not good so the fuck factory does not work oh so only one word after the that's your rule yeah okay that's dumb i tried to name the little area, my, my son's playpen, you know, like the little mini fence that fences them off and we could just stick them in there and cook dinner and just kind of enjoy life. Um,

and I got vetoed with everyone and with rightfully so. What'd you throw out there? One was like the fun zone. That's good. I thought it was good. That stinks. No, I liked that. That's good. Uh, mine was the stinks no i like that that's good the uh mine was one the party plaza okay it was not a plaza but still it's got a glass wall conference room you walk in conference room straight ahead see i'm going with this studio to the right you follow me bathroom yeah i'm gonna walk through the whole building but you get it it's cool yeah i got you it but you get it it's cool yeah

i got you it's fucking cool man it's cool you guys see heidi montag is officially on a raw meat journey my dentist is across the street so i'm just gonna throw that out there so twice a year i can just walk across that'll be good after i knock your teeth out hey shit hey can you make sure that when you're actually walking across the streets the dentist that you don't look both ways first what he wants you hit by a vehicle don't put that on me well i'm not the dentist that you don't look both ways first. What? He wants you to get hit by a vehicle. Don't put that on me. I'm not the one hitting you with my vehicle. We're about to have a bike there, too. Like a Peloton?

No. Electric bike. You got room for one. Want me to bring my Peloton in? Future sponsor. It's not getting used to my house. Future new sponsor alert. Electric bike. It's going to live there.

How are we out here? We can take it around town. Randy, go pick up Dave. Hey. What? I just want to warn people in Austin. They probably know this. This is on the same wavelength as the bike thing.

This is a really bad time for scooters because South by. It's a bad time to leave your house. Leaving lunch. So leaving the parking garage. You know the parking garage I'm talking about. You follow me? Yeah. Sitting there.

And I see two scooters. My light's red. It turns green. Me paying attention because I know this area. I know it's terrible. This is on South Congress. This guy and his wife just blow through. And the girl next to me, who was going to make a right,

she's looking at her phone the whole time, and I was like, oh, no. And I was kind of watching this unfold. She started to go. And then she luckily looked up and slammed on the brake. She almost smoked two scooters. And it was on the scooters, don't get me wrong, but it was also on her for looking at her phone. Scooters are dangerous.

I'll say it. Smoke kill, not scooters. I also say smoke them if you got them. For sure. How have they not gotten rid of those yet? They need to. I don say it. Stay off them. Smoke kill, not scooters. I'll also say smoke them if you got them. For sure. How have they not gotten rid of those yet? They need to. I don't know. I used to be for them, and I could not be more against them at this point.

Let me add this. They're so fun. Yeah, but the novelty is completely worn off at this point. No, they're so fun. And they're an absolute eyesore. Somebody rode one to the boat launch by my house, and now our park just has a bird scooter sitting in's currently like five parked i might just throw it in the lake don't do that don't want those guys why destruction of property don't care i'm a fucking bad boy there are five parked outside our new office building right now i drove by this morning you drove by this morning it's right by where i dropped parks off i was like let's see

what's going on okay i like that you're just doing drive-bys this early did somebody toilet paper our office not yet good i want you know what since we're in a cooler spot i want i want more pop-ins no i think we need to throw a party i want people to pop in like what's up watch media what's good uh slow down mary poppins over here yeah i don't mean like just you know people we know you know i can pop up videos when you vh1 pop up video pop up videos was a good good watch you learned a lot of fun facts it was okay you learned some fun facts like oh i didn't know that i didn't know uh michael jackson was actually not the original i'm gonna mount so many tvs in that new place a lot of people are asking for your response to the tv mounting dude on instagram you think i'm not gonna do one see the problem is i weigh 198 right now and that dude weighs like 140

sounds like you're not very good at mounting tvs oh i'm david there's nobody better you can hang on my shit if you want are we just gonna not talk about heidi montag eating like bull heart in the middle of the street what's her problem you guys hills guys yeah were you laguna beach people she's still married uh what's his name preston spencer spencer spencer pratt that guy sucks what are you talking about that guy's an all-time stink he listens to taylor swift and plays with his crystals i think he's chill he sucks he's a crystal guy yeah he had oh he's like he loves his dude i would rather i would rather listen to taylor swift and do crystal he had male vocal fry that's kind of tight i think i might start doing it yeah let's do that you guys are moving oh this is so long

this is new office south lamar office is sick It's South Lamar This is studio That's a studio You guys should have Looked at SoCo Congress is a little bit Hotter in my pop-out SoCo is a hotter area

We can't afford SoCo No That's above our shit We're so close to a Maybe next year We can break The lease on this place I'm close to all kinds

Of shit dog Catch me over A snooze fool No Don't tell everybody Maybe next year. We can break the lease on this place. I'm close to all kinds of shit, dog. Catch me over a snooze, fool. Don't tell everybody where it's at. I'm over snooze. I'm sleeping on snooze. People are going to find out where it is and protest. That'd be tight. That'd be good PR for us.

Protest you fucking up that TV. True. Bring back the forums! Bring back the forums! Bring back the forums! That too. I'm no longer an admin of that website, so I can't bring back the forums there, unfortunately. Can we go down to the UT campus

and hire like 20 dudes from a fraternity to start a bring back the forums chance at the new office? No, we just need to hire Sign Guy. Your boy. You love that guy, Will. Is there... What are the odds that he's not in town for south by he better hope that he doesn't get it on site it's on site are you gonna throw hands at him he might be my least favorite person in the world if i see him with a sign that says oh we i'm fighting him oh it's on what if he just jacks the bit?

Let's look at his most recent stuff. His name's Seth. Like, cool, dude. Your name is Seth. That's a pretty normal name. No, dude, your name's Seth. That's sick. Red onions are clearly purple.

Oh, dude, that's sick. Did Dylan write that? Dylan can't. Dylan doesn't know what they are. I can't do another streaming service. Oh, that is truly epic, Seth. No, he's just getting paid. Oh, fuck war. Wow, dude.

Wow, you really. Wow. Was he on that TikTok call? Wow. If he was on that TikTok call, we're fucked. Post pictures where your friends look good Oh Dylan wrote that one too Yeah actually

Hey hold on Don't post that twice Did Dylan like that one? I'm gonna unfollow If you like dude with science photos And I follow you You're getting hashtag unfollowed Check my like history dog

I would never Spam calls are ruining my life Cool dude That one's pretty relatable During the Superbowl he said I'm just here for the commercials. Dude, that's kind of the best part. Honestly, this dude is the worst. You feel me?

You follow me? Guy, hold this sign. Got a message written on it. You know where I'm going with this? We need more time between monday friday and monday we don't have to just read all of them we need no dude don't you think we need more time between friday and monday dude well the weekend's not enough i know you got a lot of action on this pizza tweet i didn't tweet that there's yes you've absolutely i swear to god i didn't tweet

there's a lot of people agreeing with me i swear to god i didn't tweet that. There's a lot of people agreeing with me. I swear to God I didn't tweet that. Oh, that's a Brett. Right. Because I know Dylan didn't tweet it. Dylan probably doesn't have access to the circling back pod for some reason. Anyone who's out there trying to claim that Domino's is better than Pizza Hut is just... They're just... Hold on. They're lost.

Hold on. I like Domino's. I like Pizza Hut. Domino's is objectively better than pizza objectively randy dominoes is much better than pizza but i do like pizza thank you is it subjectively better it's both randy which one is it is objectively or subjectively i know i'm saying like there's no like it's clear no i'll say this pizza it's subjectively better how are the breadsticks from dominoes

oh i fucking hate you dave i'm agreeing with you i'm a dominoes guy dominoes right that's mcdonald's fuck these breadsticks look like shit from Domino's. Cool garlic bread, dude. Domino's is good. I'll take my cardboard from Pizza Hut and enjoy myself. I'm going to really say something controversial here. I grew up in a household that when we ordered pizza, we never ordered sides. There was never a scenario where we ordered breadsticks or anything like that. Except Little Caesar's Crazy Bread. We would do ordered breadsticks or anything like that. Except except Little

Caesar's Crazy Bread. We would do little breadsticks. We would do a little breadstick order with it. Pizza, pizza. That's good. I crushed that. Pizza, pizza. Slam your thing on the ground so the pizzas flip off of it and then flip back onto it. Pizza, pizza. You follow me?

$5 pepperoni. See where I'm going with this? Hot and ready. Guys, we only have like 4 minutes and 15 seconds left of Coffee Friday pod. I'm just getting started. People are really liking my jokes. Do people know that we have no rundown and just vibes today? How do you know that people like your jokes?

There's no immediate feedback from anybody. No, you should see the text. I'm kidding. I went live and didn't tell y'all yeah have y'all even picked up on the fact that there's not a rundown dude it's just vibes what is up you're spitting these dudes are spitting just get on the mic and spit it and whether you'd like to admit it you see that shit keep going dave drop some heat we can shit it better than 90 of you podcasters out there you know we freestyle spit some bars that's my brain is not wired for that i can't

i think we should start having freestyle battles in dave's garage friday let's do it in dave's garage let's do it i want to get back into it we tried in high school my lawn equipment i'm out really you're gonna have to step over my lawn equipment. I'm out. Really? You're going to have to step over my jawn equipment? Why is that in my garage? I left my gym bag there a few weeks ago. Jawn equipment. That's sick. Yeah.

Yeah. Should we just... What did you just look me up and down for? I was hoping you had like... I mean... This is a guy who needs to do laundry. You had more heat on your feet yesterday than today. Like, I respect those sneakers.

Too wet outside. Too wet. I know. I wore my already dirty sneakers for today. What's up with this weather, man? I thought we were supposed to be like living right now. I thought it was supposed to be sunny outside. Shit.

All these South by dorks running around talking. Oh, here's my badge. Cool. Hey, just wait five minutes man hey i'm on a lime scooter and i'm dangerous hey i'm gonna go to the the shell house to listen to tell me about oil and gas yeah that's a real thing shell has a party i'm going to a crypto panel starring bryce from tiktok sway house sign guy's got a new nft Oh God. If he gets an NFT. He already has one.

Guaranteed. If he has an NFT I might just have to buy one. Just so I can benefit. I think NFTs have effectively been like proven not proven but no one is bullish on them anymore.

They're garbage. Everyone's like yeah you're going to lose your money. I don't even know what NFT stands for. Not frat trash there you go i lobbed in the oop he put it in the basket it was the throw was a little off and he just laid it in but he still got two points two points two points yes

he couldn't throw down a six slam dunk you're right dylan puts out the vibe of the kid like middle school basketball who didn't want to put his layup off the backboard he always just tried to finger roll it in you're exactly right and you got yelled at by the coach every single time damn it shivering fundamentals put it off the backboard i got i got yelled at for uh in layup drills on the left side. I always wanted to lay up with my right hand regardless. And they're like, lay it up from the left side

with your left hand. I was like, I really can't. I'm right hand dominant. As long as it goes in, it doesn't matter. No one actually does that in a game. That's what I'm saying. No one goes left hand

from the left side just because... Dude, they acted like it was canon. It's like, that's how the play is. You want a better chance of me making it let me go right hand i'm right-handed i drive to the hole i drive to the hole and i can go either

way dog god i was always hanging on the rim i got in trouble for that a lot sometimes i get over there and i just pump it out kick it out to the side little kicky action yup right to the corner and i got my boy there just swish you know i got kicked off the team after that really that yeah because i was like okay coach i'll do it the left hand next time and i did it with the left hand and by it i mean threw down a wicked slam dunk really broke the backboard really did you hit him with that windmill they canceled the game no i was just a tomahawk sometimes i go reverse on them they used to call me reverse cowboy well i frequently played in a cowboy hat

And did reverse jams Really? Yeah That's just not true It was summer ball Let us do whatever Guys, we didn't have it We got eight seconds still

30 minutes He's AAU We gotta get the hell out of here Oh my gosh My teammate would always go up for these Like really elaborate Like badass Like donks

And I would make him pass it to me At the last second So I could He would kick it out to me. You would just take a mid-range jumper? Would you just scream, Kiki! Kiki! I'd put it home. You guys making fun of my style in NBA Jam? Why are you doing that?

Oh, dude, he was so fun to play with. I hate the way you guys play NBA Jam. There's nothing but three-pointers. It's so stupid. It's analytics. It's trash. Remember that time Bill Lambert just absolutely ruined your life? Yeah, he hit like a 48-footer. Lambo.

Computer assistance. That was not in his bag. Computer assistance. He was in his bag. Fuck Bill Lambert. Shots of Coffee Friday. That was fun, man. That was good vibes.

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