Circling Back - Coffee Friday 005: Around The Horn-y

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

It's Friday. We're drinking coffee. So yeah, it's coffee Friday. In our final episode of 2022, we decided to do what we do best: break down horny moves from celebrities. This week featured Leonardo DiCaprio (who is dating another 23-year-old) and Samuel L. Jackson (who has no idea that people can see his Twitter likes). We also go through our Christmas breaks before bidding farewell for the year. To anyone who has supported us throughout this year, thank you so much for allowing us to make a career out of doing what we love. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed DraftKings: www.draftkings.com/circlingback ($200 in FREE bets INSTANTLY when you place a $5 bet on any game) DraftKings Disclaimers If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI//MD/NJ/TN/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT. $150 in Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pregame moneyline bet. $150 issued as six (6) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Free Bets are non-cashable and cannot be withdrawn. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Free Bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Ends 12/31/22. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/basketballterms. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C from superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeF, and it's Coffee Friday. To my left, David, the Bing Bong Don. Ruff. I was wondering if you were going to put a G at the end of that last word because it rhymed better.

Dong. But I'm glad you didn't because, hey, I'm not even drinking Bing Bong. Full disclosure, having a nice lemon-lime rambler. Dave's intros are too far. He doesn't deserve them. Dylan Chivary, ladies and gentlemen. Off to a hot start for Coffee Friday. Thanks to Dylan.

Dylan, cold brew because he's icy. Chivary. Cold outside. That was fucking good. We had Coffee Friday music. Yeah, we did. Am I crazy? No, I'm icy. Chivalry. Cold outside. That was fucking good. We had Coffee Friday music. Yeah, we did. Am I crazy? Nah, I'm not.

You're right. You're right. We did. That's a mistake from your boy. Is it Frazier? No. No. No.

Coffee's for closers. There's another thing that Dave does. You finally gave me an actual dope intro, and he just walks right over my shit every time now. Doing no offense, but you got nothing. It's about me. Intro, you're supposed to give me the floor. We know what you're going to say. You're going to say, hey, happy to be here.

It's going to be a great pod. I was going to sing Baby It's Cold Outside. Well, nobody wants that. Everybody wants that. Look at the exit service. I really must go. No. Honestly, that's the worst song you sing like

you're you don't you don't have the key for it that's you sound like shit when you sing that song it's it's i'm not kidding dylan it's your worst song it's your worst song i'm more of like a bing crosby kind of tone i don't even know what that means but like you are certainly you are certainly not a baby it's cold outside dreaming please start This sucks. I'm trying to find the coffee. Oh, there it is. You guys ready for the coffee Friday theme song? Yeah. All right.

Let's run it back. Coffee's for closers only. Ooh. I forgot about this. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.

Coffee's for closers only. Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Coffee's for closers only. I Gary, Glenn Ross. Buffy's the closest owner. I'm Kajal. I'm Kajal. Be my... All right. Forgot about that, John.

Honestly, still goes. Happy to be here. Still goes, much like Paris. Ready to pod. Got my Rambler. Let's go. Let's freaking go. What did everybody do for lunch?

You go first, Will. i went to a vegan restaurant don't what'd you do for lunch can you beat that geez yeah literally everything beats that yeah i went to papa lotte i had a bootable autumn themed had brussies in it they have like leaves in it and shit yeah it had spinach in it if that's what you're wondering like most salads do i threw threw some marinated beets on that bitch as well. I beat those beets up. Throw some beets on that bitch. They got some beets in for lunch too, but it was a different kind. Actually, were beets in my salad.

Really? Were you cranky long stocking over here? Went to Matt's, had the tortilla soup and the chicken fajita salad. It was quite good. Quite good. It's quite good. Quite good. It's a lot of food. Yeah, dude. What are you doing?

No, it's not. Are you bulking? No, the lunch portion is very small of the salad. I was going to say. Plus, it's a salad. You do know salads do have calories, right? They do, but it's not like I got tacos. I didn't get a bunch of enriched flour.

I remember one time when I was doing my vegetarian week or something, and Dylan came at me. He's like, how do you get when I was doing my vegetarian week or something and Dylan came at me. He's like, how do you get calories? I'm like, well, other things besides meat have calories. I didn't say that.

Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Yes, I vividly. Why would I make this up? This wasn't on a podcast. I wouldn't say, I wouldn't frame it that way. You were like,

how do you get full? Yes, that's what I said. Okay. How do you get full? Yeah. That's, because salads don't fill me up, man. Eating healthy is a total sham. I don't think it is.

Yeah. Because... Science is back. Yeah. I eat a healthy meal. I'm starving in one hour. Starving. You're not eating right.

It's bullshit. What's a hearty but healthy meal? I think your intake is more important. Your food intake is more important than working out. Oh, I totally agree. That's true. Yeah. I'm not going to argue there.

Okay. Okay. But I just, it's really hard. My stomach's like, yeah, that's not going to cut it. Are you doing a good carbohydrate? Or are you trying to do no carbs? Just depends on what you're trying to do. If I do, I mean, like a good brown rice or perhaps a sweet potato. carbohydrate or are you trying to do no carbs just depends on what you're trying to do if i do i mean

like a good um like a brown rice or perhaps a sweet potato yeah you know what i mean yeah the only thing that does that for me is fish fish does not fill me up and i like to eat fish but i always find myself an hour later like you just gotta up the portion size because a lot of the a lot of these white flaky fishes that we're just eating and stuff yeah that's the that's the issue a little pricey you're also a noted non-mushroom eater i'd rather eat bark off a tree okay i mean mushrooms are mushrooms are very good and can be prepared very very good yeah Yeah. Bread's a mushroom guy. He loves mushrooms. Portobello. Yeah. All right. Oh, Portobello?

Mm-hmm. Different kind of mushroom. Is that psilocybin? No, not cordyceps. Are you guys ready for this cold or what? It's starting to hit out there. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be below freezing probably when this pod's done.

I think we're there. Looking forward to it. Not really. I need to go home and cover my agave. there's a people that know that i'm going home for christmas and by people i mean like my parents like some friends of mine relatives people have come from that you know yeah we get a cloth yeah the amount of people that have reached out to me in almost like a a smug way of being like, you sure you're going to make it up here?

Like almost getting like, uh, happiness out of the fact that I'm about to have a terrible travel day on Saturday because of this bomb cyclone. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's,

that's the last thing you want when you're fit, you know, something's going to suck. Do you remember yesterday in the course, how like on the first hole we were talking about how we have two days ago because this is this is coffee friday fair uh when we were you i was like dude i've got to do two shows and then a live stream yeah and then you were like yeah we probably shouldn't talk about this like this is just going to ruin your mood yeah just because that's a lot of that's a lot of podding. It's a lot of being on. A lot of being on,

especially with that big gap. Anyway, we obviously didn't do a live stream because had some issues with guests and whatnot and decided to table it till next year. That being said, you don't want to hear

how bad it's going to suck when you already know it's going to suck. You're traveling on one of the busiest days. I had to tell one of my boys, I sent a text and I said, hey, traveling with a kid, an infant, like a toddler,

it sucks anyway. So I'm not going to worry about the stuff that you're trying to stress me out about. Like, don't come in here and tell me that my flights are going to be delayed.

It's just rude. Yeah. I'm not really worried about it though. Hey man, hope you get home efficiently and safely. I'm not worried about it.

Okay. It's going to suck either way. It's not fun traveling over the holidays. Nah. No, it's gonna suck either way it's not fun traveling over the holidays no no it's not but you gotta get back up there you gotta see nancy dude i gotta go you gotta see ross i gotta go ski they gotta see you i'm gonna at the very i don't know if i'm gonna shred to be honest i don't i don't really care tracks i don't really care what's the passage i do think that i'm going to have the Fritz man

hop in some skis though. Are you going to shred that quarter boy or what? Maybe. Maybe. I just don't want to be out there with all the urchins though and like it's peak urchin season

between Christmas and New Year. Yeah, it's total Gapers season. Is that like the northern version of Gaper? Urchins are actually snowboarders. Oh. I have love for snowboarders though. He's a total gaper

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from your boys are in town like dude you know uh whatever bar down the street xavier's pub is open on christmas go down there have a few cold ones xavier's yeah it's a new bar i just invented in my head i'm sure there's an xavier's people call it X's. I've always pronounced it Xavier. Don't say the X. The university, it's just Xavier. The Xavier's I knew growing up were all Xavier's. How many did you know? Two.

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it's really good good work randy actually why you yeah the way that you just said that if i'm randy i'm like what does that mean i mean wait did he hit you with an actually he just said he just said oh it's really good actually the first one i mean you know that's backhanded had t-mills fingerprints all over it yeah dude actually intern t-mills got that gas he put together an absolute masterpiece and so for randy to follow up with like a really good one like you can't that's all randy couldn't get outperformed by uh the intern that's that's tough but it's timo yeah timo's yeah absolutely timo has been nominated for academy awards goat status has he maybe have you been listening to his radio show no why dude i just don't have i don't listen to a lot of radio

these days yeah but are you listening to Timo's radio show where they talk about Russian rock music and stuff like that? No, my Russian rock days are behind me. Yeah, that's fair. Now, if they want to get into Mongolian rock... I'm more into Mongolian barbecue. Scandinavian metal. I miss Mongolian barbecue, dude.

Tons? Did you have a tons mongolian grill where you were i think it must be the same thing it's i bet they're they're they point out your meat and they just throw it on there you for this the one that we went to there's no way that it could have been safe the amount of e coli in this place had to have been through the roof because we were choosing our own meat they had like a buffet with like the whole snot guard thing or whatever you call it spit guard i don't know what it's called this is the same place and you would you would go up with your bear bowl and you would take you would take a spoon and then put the raw meat into your bowl you'd put raw chicken disgusting it was raw chicken which nobody wants to see raw chicken raw beef's a different animal literally yeah that's true but uh yeah david

yeah they didn't really realize that there's gonna be this many jokes at coffee friday well i touched raw chicken i washed my hands like twice right afterward it's my least favorite thing to do in the kitchen i don't care oh you're bill diffy yeah maybe that's why you have such bad tum tum problems possible quit taking tum shots will. I didn't, apparently they didn't have any, apparently they didn't have a Mongolian barbecue in Saratoga Springs. They just had a Mondolian barbecue.

I'm sorry for the tum shot that I took. I took. No, you're taking away from the Mondolian barbecue joke that I just did. Baton's Mondolian Grill. That sounds like,

that's a place i'm not visiting yeah what you're not going to a place it's named after taking big ones correct it's understandable it's understandable are we going no rundown just vibes we don't need no fucking running coffee fry can we talk about horny celebrities real quick? I want to talk about the horniest. You guys want to play a little game called Around the Horny? Okay. Yeah. Where's our reality? I don't know.

We need a reality. I feel like we need Randy here to be assessing points and muting people. How do we play Around the Horny? I will be an objective reality. Do you guys want to talk about Leo? Or do you guys want to talk about Samuel L. Jackson? Ooh want to talk about samuel l jackson oh i didn't know leo was in play let's start with sam l jackson saw a tweet yesterday uh-huh samuel jackson uh was apparently spending some time on twitter um the tweet that i saw said uh hey sam

oh no you know that your likes on twitter are public, right? And this caused several people to spread that tweet. It caused people to go to his Twitter likes, which he has since cleaned up. And what you saw on his Twitter likes was a lot of women and men naked. They were having sex. Like straight up pornography. Straight up pornography. Has he cleaned it up since? He has cleaned it up since. But the one thing that he has not cleaned up is the sheer amount of Alison Brie photos

that he has liked on Twitter. No one should be liking this much Alison Brie content and this much Alison Brie content alone. Is that Brie Larson? Or Brie Larson. I'm sorry. I mixed them up. Brie Larson.

I didn't know if I was missing that. Yeah. Both are fine young ladies. An excessive amount of Brie Larson. Why is he so all in on Brie Larson? Were they in something together? Were they in a cum movie together? Cinematic Universe and Marvel.

I don't know. Yes. They were? She was. That would make me feel better about it. Do you think they've? Well, either he's like, oh, now I respect your craft because I've seen you up close and I've worked with you. On the other hand, it might be like,

now I know how fun this woman is. He knows how hard she works, man. If you're a person out there and you're interested in women and you don't have a small crush on Brie Larson, there is something wrong with you. Oh, she's a cutie. She's cute. She's hot. She's hot hot i shouldn't say cute like

i need a reminder on uh who this young lady is may need to see the booty though she filled in for uh jimmy kimmel one time and she wore a dress that that was very widespread people were very happy with what she was doing i'll tell you what she's very beautiful to me yeah i'm a big fan of her work i'm a fan of cheese free i like to see a girl boss win like this yeah facts yeah facts so yeah i mean so they did work together on at least one of the uh avengers in some capacity okay that makes it more that makes it less egregious that he's just out there liking every tweet that she puts up maybe it's just like uh he's like a nice father figure do you guys like oh you're that's a good post there daughter do you guys think about your likes on twitter no no oh yeah when i like something political i'm like i don't

get freaky with it but i never yeah i don't like porn stuff that's not really how i operate on twitter no yeah during twitter's my least horny platform. I will like a lot of tweets. I think I'm a liker. Break your horny platforms, Dave, from horny to least. I mean, it's IG. Because the only two I really use are IG and Twitter. But I'll throw TikTok in there even though I don't use it.

TikTok is horny, but not at my own doing. How many OnlyFans accounts do you have at this point? Of my own or that I follow? No, that you subscribe to. Not that many. Just like four or five. Okay. That's not bad.

I'm a fan. It's just for fans. Only fans. I've made my Instagram non-horny. Mine's non-horny. I might have a suggested thing on the discover feed every once in a while but i've done a good job of really honing in my personal instagram discover feed to being things that i care about you know what's dehornied my instagram is sending funny dog videos

back and forth to my wife now that's pretty much all i get he's on that grind right now it's fun i like it doesn't you know it's nice's nothing on TV. You're just scrolling through reels. Sally and I don't communicate via Instagram. I'm a good boy on Instagram. I don't know. You toss out some likes sometimes. No, I do not. I see you out there. You don't? Remember we used to be able

to see all the action, all the activity? Yeah. That was reckless. I've seen you like an Emrata photo a month after the fact so that maybe she'll get that late notification and see you. Dude, that's almost as reckless as Snapchat when they had the top friends feature that was available or like visible to everybody. Oh, I had to call up one of my boys one day and be like, hey, so I'm about to Snapchat you like 10 times in a row just because I need to get someone off of my phone. You are an absolute real one for that. No, I was saving myself. I wasn't saving him. Oh, I absolute real one for that. No, I was saving myself.

I wasn't saving him. Oh, I thought you were saving yourself. No, I was saving myself. I was like, dude, I just saw my top friends and I need this person out of there. Stat. Facts. I was single at the time, but I just couldn't have people knowing that I was communicating with this person at that rate. That was so reckless. Snap

map was reckless. Oh, yeah. That was fun for a little bit. I thought I caught you one time. You did catch me one time. No, but you weren't doing anything nefarious. No, I was on a date. But I was like, wait, what's that Dylan doing right now? I was on a date, and I was dropping her off at home after or something.

It wasn't weird. No, but I saw it, and I was like, huh, Dylan's pretty close to me right now. Hey, yo. The boys. I was like, huh, Dylan's pretty close to me right now. Hey-o. The boys. Oh, yeah, I did. This is me hitting the point button. Oh, yeah.

Dylan got a point. I got a point for that. Boink. Bloop. Bloop. Being just reckless on that snap, Matt. Map. I don't miss Snapchat. Snapchat stinks.

Did Samuel address this? He addressed it indirectly by unliking a bunch of tweets of girls throwing it back you got to make a joke out of it yeah yeah you do yeah you do i wonder if anyone has uh documented these uh these likes maybe they have they have just be careful dave maybe mute your computer as well i'm not sure if you have autoplay on twitter but i would mute before you start going through. Leo. Oh, damn. Leonardo DiCaprio.

You guys hear about this guy? I've heard of him. You guys hear about this guy? He has officially gone on a date with a new lady. Any guesses on how old this girl is? She's a little bit older, I think. That's why you're asking. He's 48.

He's 49. She is 23 years old. That's why you're asking. He's 48. He's 49. She is 23 years old. Her name is Victoria Lamas. Let me guess. She's really hard to look at. The photo used... Victoria Lamas? ...does not do much,

but it looks like she has been in his wheelhouse. She's a good-looking blonde lady. So Leo is back on his grind. He's back dating 23-year-olds and all is right in the world. That's just a different kind of horny. What? I'm trying to find her on the Grom.

What he's doing and Samuel. They're both riding horny ways, but they're different. Is she on the Grom or no? I don't know. I would think. You're the horny Grom guy. I'm going to guess she has over 500 kids. How do do you spell llamas l-a-m-a-s

victoria llamas okay 580 000 followers tell me um if this is the i don't know this is the right one she's you said blonde well i saw a photo of her blonde no i dylan i have the correct one i have the correct one is it victoria a lamas yeah this is artsy yeah she's she's artsy um not a huge following yet but that's probably gonna change under 25k she's beautiful under 25k is she an artist like does she paint because i kind of fuck with this do you fuck with it heavy low-key yeah she's good looking damn it's got that artsy side really surprised that leo do you think do you think she has uh because she is an artist do you think she's approached leo and said paint me like one of your french girls does leo just does he just get on instagram and just scroll and scroll and like he just, his feed, his algorithm just serves him all kinds of just young models and he picks one?

If I was Leo and I had no desire, let's assume, can we assume that he has no desire to be married? I don't think that's too much of a leap. Let's operate under that assumption. Let's just say he has no desire to be married. He just wants to date. I would have somebody in my inner circle who ran comms on that i don't want to i don't want to be leading communication efforts when it comes to reaching out to young ladies on instagram just

like a dude in your crew that goes and gets kombucha when you need it that way you can't get like turned down and like no one's gonna screenshot your shit right yeah like adam levine needs a fall guy when it comes to his horny ds. It's like, hey, my name's Scott. Leo's my good buddy. You want me to reach out and see if there's any interest there? Exactly. She says no. Like, all right.

And then he can deny that. Like, I don't know who Scott is, but he knows who Scott is. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, I think you have a fall guy when it comes to your DMs. That's so sick. Yeah. Good for Leo.

Samuel L. needs a fall guy. so sick yeah yeah good for leo samuel l needs a fall guy just do you think do you think it's even worth trying to act like you got hacked when you've liked a bunch of horny posts like samuel did um like do you even pretend everyone knows you didn't at this point but do you just put it out there just so that you can always say like well i got hacked they are so much more horny than i thought got hacked i went through and it was just a number of them um but yeah you i don't think the move is to just go unlike that stuff i think that's one move but it's not the only move you can you can do you should put like oh i got hacked aha hacked space exclamation point is what dave would do that's right that would work when i tweet that you'll know i was incredibly

horny i got some blowback from listeners one time and by listeners i mean like one dude who was like yeah i see your likes this is during election season god what if you're just like yeah if you listen to circling back you probably know that i didn't vote for donald trump whoa That's a leap. Damn, dude. What? He might catch that vote the second time around, though. Oh. I just don't think he's going to make the ballot. He's done some things to win you over.

Have you seen his NFT collection? Honestly, it's gas. Pretty good. Pretty dope NFT. Only about, I don't know, 16 months late on the NFT thing. Maybe even longer than that. But, you you know the fact that he tried it good for him i'm trying to secure generational wealth by investing now dave brett's

such a coward for not flipping his sergio baca nft for a trump nft why wouldn't he do that what does he have to lose 50 bucks this guy was a former president respect the office brett has no respect for the office of president that's's true. He doesn't, man. I mean, Trump and I may have had some fundamental differences, but I think overall everyone knows that I do respect the office of the president. Hey, how come Elon gave the keys to Twitter back and he did nothing with it? Because, dude, because. I mean, he's a true social guy. You can't, like, if someone banned me and then they were like, here, you can have it back.

I think it's a more swag move to be like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, but he didn't. Elon didn't ban him. Yeah, but still. Jack did. Still. I don't think, does Trump like Elon? Seen that Tesla stock today?

Not good. Yeesh. I haven't. Someone taking a bath? I don't know. I'm just talking about the stock market if you lose money oh yeah it's not good i just don't the whole thing is one of the most bizarre stories of the last decade it's hard to it's hard it would be hard to script out a bigger bed shitting uh for someone who buys a company and just to do it and to like do it so publicly almost like he was intentionally tanking it i know that theory is out there that he's

tanking is that theory out there yeah okay i think he's like an agent of china and they want twitter i don't know i didn't say i'm glad someone said it touching based uh 2023 is this a sena webo play patreon.com circling back podcast touching base a conspiracy podcast but i mean i don't i've not studied that theory enough to like be like oh yeah this is plausible but it does look like a person who is has no desire to do anything positive with with his purchase what elon doesn't do is he does not move like fucking around he does not move like a real g and lasagna he's way too public with everything he just needs to like just chill out the polls the polls throwing up a poll like

for like major changes to the platform? Like, dude, don't – you understand. That shows that he doesn't know what Twitter is about to me because at the end of the day, Twitter is a place where we all go to troll something in some respect at all times. Like, no matter what tweet you send, you're probably trolling somebody in some way. So, like, that's why we're there. Like, Twitter bullies people off of it all the time people are assholes on twitter if you think we're going to vote seriously in a poll

to benefit you like you're just mistaken elon we're going to fuck with you yeah i'm going to tell you i will say that 90 of my twitter votes are bits bits that have no payoff for anyone other than me and even then it doesn't pay off it's just like no jay bone does with twitter polls that he thinks he's got the biggest brain in the room when he does this he does a twitter poll let's say because he does formula bone there's a free ad for formula bone he'll do like who who was racer of the year and he'll say like max verstappen lewis hamilton right then number three will be see results it's like okay okay, J-Bone. Cool.

Cool C results option on your poll. What is the... It's just a throwaway vote. So you can see between like the two choices that he's put out for you. It's a non-vote. It's a non-vote. But I can see J-Bone sitting there being like, yeah. Why does he think that's a smart play? Yeah.

It's not a big brain move. I liked it when... No, but J-Bone thinks there being like, yeah. Why does he think that's a smart play? He's compromising the integrity of the poll. Yeah. That's not a big brain move. I liked it when- No, but J-Bone thinks it's a big brain move. Yeah, that's pretty good. I liked it when- I forgot where I was going with that. I shouldn't have just eaten lunch. I can kill some time by saying that-

Did you go to a vegan restaurant? Brett's taking it in the shorts right now. I saw that. His slide just got canceled. Straight cans? That's what he said the shorts right now. I saw that. His site just got canceled. Straight cans? That's what he said. Straight cans. Oh, buddy.

Dude. Is it the weather there that's canceling it or here? I don't know. We don't know the deets. Yeah, I don't know the deets. Do you think I'm better off flying out Saturday than today? I'm worried that the weather's turning so quickly everywhere today that Saturdayurday there's going to be people that still haven't gotten out of where they need to be you're currently scheduled for saturday currently scheduled for saturday

the thing about today is saturday the wind here is going to be at its worst in the next 12 15 hours i'm less worried about saturday it'll just be dry and cold i'm less worried about like the weather down here i'm much more worried about theurday it'll just be dry and cold i'm less worried about like the weather down here i'm much more worried about the weather out there yeah it is frightful truly well i'm gonna tell you this you gotta stop david you gotta stop what you just said you just i can't be held responsible for his actions hey the fire you're the one hey you're right the fire is so delightful your voice isn't when there's no place to go see if you guys if you guys don't feel dead air i'm just gonna keep singing that's on y'all at

this oh shit it's this christmas break and fun oh presented by draft kings shoutings. Shout out to Barry Rigby. He was in town. Didn't get to link, but Barry, good guy. When was he in town? He DM'd us. You're on the DM. I wasn't on the DM. I need to get Barry. I wasn't on the DM.

I think he's got my phone number. I don't always look at my DMs. I had to hear through Randy that Barry was in town. I don't always look at my DMs. Barry should have my phone number by this point, man. Give it out to everybody. 5-1-2. 4-20. always look at my dms barry should have my phone number by this point man give it out to everybody 512 420 that's not really it i'm just wait so brett's flight got canceled because it was windy i don't know if it was the wind it's probably the weather in the toads sounds like he's a draft king this time of year everyone's excited about gifts, the holiday spirit. But what about basketball?

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and get $150 in free bets if they do. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook with code WASHED. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Dylan, what are you doing this Christmas? Ooh, thanks for asking, Will. I have a nice little Christmas on tap for me and the fam. I'm not going anywhere.

Kind of excited about just planting my ass at home and having some family over. My sister and brother-in-law and little niece are coming over. My dad will come through. Got Kendall rolling through. Kendall's going to be rolling through. The whole squad. Davey Shev. Davey Shev will be there oh man uh and we have the kids for christmas this year we got every other year with the kids so this year we have them really really excited about it christmas is my

jam my favorite holiday as you probably already know start your jelly doing the whole got family staying over for on christmas eve man what what'd you say we're staying over on Christmas Eve, man. What did you say? Staying over, are they? These guys. They're sleeping over. Yeah. We're going to wake them and do the whole Santa situation. That's kind of lit.

The kids, they've been good boys and girls this year, so Santa's going to come through. Are the kids going to leave anything for Santa? We are making peanut butter cookies on Christmas Eve together. I am heading down. I hope Santa's a plenty of milk to wash those down with well if you if you try my peanut butter cookies they're nice and moist i always forget that you're a peanut butter cookie head it's my favorite you know what's funny to think about and this is probably a thing there's probably some fitness influencer on tiktok

that like has a recipe for santa's like healthy cookies and they're gonna go through all the trouble to make like a sugar-free uh you know positive flowered mine will not be sugar-free yeah and they're gonna tell everybody about it and it's gonna suck i i'm gonna request this year a cookie and uh i want i want a boozy eggnog instead of some uh instead of some milk i'm glad you said that tonight bae and i are stepping out a little bit i know the weather's going to be frightful but we're stepping out a little bit we're going to june's for their boozy eggnog it's supposed to be really good i'm excited to try it you guys want some cookies you guys want some cookies you know i leave i just leave a chips ahoy out for santa i'm with that i used to hit my dad i

used to hit my dad with those double stuffs oh hell yeah we're making we're it's there was definitely a year where my dad where my dad said that santa no longer wanted uh milk and he wanted whiskey santa's got a real problem. That was the time when I realized. What if Santa drank whiskey at every household on his way through? That's what I told him. I was like, yeah, that's reckless. He's going to wreck that sleigh. We're going to make it a few homes.

Yeah. That sleigh is going to be twisted around a telephone pole or something. He's just getting cuffed and they're just stuffing him in the back of the car. You know who I am? He's like, sorry, man. You know who I am? I'm Satanic. Christmas is canceled.

Dylan's sitting in his house, like, watching Santa get arrested out front. Santa's trying to get back in the house. Santa would, yeah. I want to shake his hand. What if, I mean, like, all those cookies, too. No wonder he's such a fat bastard. Like, he's, too many cookies, man. It's a lot of cookies.

I can't wait for a nice homemade cookie. Hey, I'm stepping out on Christmas night. Stepping out. The kids will be gone. Bay and I will have nothing to do. We're going to step out. I'm excited for that, too. You're just going to walk outside.

No, we're going to step out. Dude, this is Brett's walk outside challenge. You going to Xavier's? Yeah. No, it's closed on Christmas. X not going to Xavier's? Yeah. No, that's close on Christmas. X not going to give it to you on Christmas? X not going to give it to us, no. How's Dave going to go to Xavier's on Christmas

if you're not going to Xavier's on Christmas? He's not going to be there. I'm going to be at the Texas Talks. When's the next time we'll be in the stew? January 3rd. January 3rd. Sheesh. Wow.

That's a long break. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's deserved. It's needed. It is. Itesh. Wow. That's a long break. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's deserved. It's needed. It is. It is.

It is needed. We don't take breaks like this. Hey, podcasters deserve time off too. We don't. We don't. It only took us like two years of doing this to realize like, hey, we should probably just not do it. Nobody really likes recording this last week of the year.

Let's just not do it. Brett has like a sneaky annoyance that we don't work on Memorial Day and Labor Day and stuff. I'm like, dude, chill out. Oh, sorry. We honor the fallen. Even like – He called us soft for missing one day this year. I forgot what it was.

But y'all are soft. January 2nd is a national holiday this year because January 1st falls on a Sunday. And Brett, he's like, no, I'm going to be in here. Well, I'm not. Cool. Straight up, up straight up i'm not grinding all his life i refuse to i refuse to be part owner of a company that makes employees come in on national hall hey we make the rules man we can't be we can't be those people no we don't run a very tight ship the ship is tight but it's not like a tight ship yeah well put what do you what's that boy getting into doing well it's still done you got a lot of shit no also like new year's eve i

have nothing like we're gonna have the kids we're just gonna like it's gonna be low pro so i don't know man you should have a little pro party dude i'm going to a big hotel party on new year's eve you know it's like 150 dollars a head i've got my tuxedo. Hey, that's sick. Don't worry. That includes a champagne toast. Dude, champagne toast. Of like Andre. Only a 38-minute wait at the bar. A lot of young professionals that I'll network with. My wife will end up getting mad at me, and then we'll have a falling out for 10 minutes,

and then we'll make up, and we'll cheers, and then I'll go pass out fully clothed. Are you going to smooch her when that ball drops or what? Somebody's getting smooched. I'm headed back. I'm headed back to Duncanville, Texas, home of your 6A Division I state champion Panthers. Yeah. The Duncanville Panthers.

Going to the Nutcracker. It's our new thing. We did it last year. We go out to Bass Hall in Fort Worth. Don't you already know how it ends? I love it, dude. You know what's funny? So last year was the first time I've ever watched

start to finish a Nutcracker performance. I was completely unfamiliar with the story. I couldn't tell you. I didn't even know there was a story. It's very impressive. It's very impressive. And we're going go we're gonna go do dinner before go to nutcracker i'll probably rock my john duda overcoat looking forward to it

that's nice saturday you know her parents live about five minutes away from my parents so i may see them saturday i'll definitely see them on sunday um but yeah nothing major plan we got the roads man of course he's our son so he'll be with us bundle him up man that's tight that you're spending it's pretty big of us spending christmas with your son i am uh i'm legitimately champing at the bit to see him like this will be his first christmas that he can like he knows how to open a gift he doesn't understand the concept as he's not too but he can actually open a gift and get excited when he sees something cool hopefully hopefully you can give him like a toolie or anything a firearm you're saying yeah no i probably won't

get my son a firearm yet okay he's only two you get him a toolie box for your car i got him connects put your skis in it and stuff no i just got them a yeti you got them connects no i was gonna say dave that's a major choking hazard for the age yes man you could fit like 12 roads in there i've been sleeping in it really yeah things been cold plunging in it's okay at home have you have you tried the power of meditation breath and cold plunge i'm not in that order no it's sweeping instagram dylan really yeah um yeah no i'm i'm excited for it and i'm sure you're getting that feeling will of like kind of living vicariously through your kid yeah just you know it dylan you've been doing it for you i'm worried that fritz is in a weird

area right now where he still isn't going to know what's going on. The most exciting thing for him is going to be playing with the wrapping paper still. I'm looking forward to Christmas with him, but next year is the year where he's going to be tearing shit apart. We have a five and a seven-year-old in the house. It's like this is prime Christmas time. I'm going to take it all in.

I cannot wait. I'm super excited about it. Yeah. I don't even know. We don't even have a Christmas plan at this point because we're not doing Christmas at our place because we're going to be in Michigan. So we're going to have to give Fritz his presents tonight, maybe even tomorrow night. We're not going to have time otherwise. So I don't really know what's going to happen there.

Who knows? Now I'm scared about my flight now that Brett's gotten canceled canceled but brecketing canceled maybe that bodes better for me like what are the chances that like numerous watch media employees are like canceled i don't know i hope i hope it doesn't happen so do we know if brett's gonna rebook all we know is his flight was canceled he's probably waiting in a line of about 300 people right now to rebook i i can't even i just go home. I'm a big fan of, if something happens with my flight, I'm not waiting at the airport. I'm going home.

I'm waiting at the airport. I hate it. I'm fixing the situation. Fuck that. It depends on the airline for me. If it's American Airlines, there's no way I'm sticking around. That sucks. They're the worst. They're incompetent. You know I have no plans for next week. I don't know if I'm going to be up there or down here. It's weird. I've got this, you know, these five days of not doing anything. I don't, I have no plans for next week. I don't know if I'm going to be up there or down here. It's weird.

I've got this, you know, these five days of not doing anything. I haven't made any plans. I don't know what the weather is going to be like. I'd like to play some golf. I don't know. I know midweek next week it's going to warm back up, but. I don't think it's going to be prime golf weather. Yesterday was, or two days ago, was nice.

It was fine. It was fine. The toddies hit us. Could have been worse. Nicely. Could was fine. It was fine. The toddies hit us nicely. Could have been worse. Could have been way worse. You ever done toddies on a course? Have you ever drank toddies on a golf course, Dylan, while listening to Christmas music? Because we did that yesterday.

Yeah. I haven't, but I haven't had a hot toddy in a while. Dude, I have never had more hot toddies than I've had this year. I need to do that. I need to fix that. I've been drinking them like they're going out of style. I had four yesterday. Do you want to hear the loco thing that they do with their toddies how do you make how do you make yours sorry how do you make yours i've already

explained this to you i don't know but remind me i go whiskey warm water lemon juice honey stir if i've got some cinnamon sticks i might toss one of those up in that if you were the golf course we played yesterday you might throw in some english breakfast tea i still i'm still not positive if they did that or not there was something different about it yeah in a bad way if you know what i think was different about it i think that when i make my toddies at home it's about 50 whiskey and i don't think that's how they were making theirs i'll tell you what i'm making a hot toddies doubles i think but i think that the reason that they taste it different is because i think we all make them much boozier when we're in our own domicile i'm making a hot toddy tonight. I'm making a hot toddy tonight. I think that the reason that they taste it different is because I think we all make them much boozier when we're in our own domicile. I'm making a hot toddy tonight.

You can hold me to that. That's fine, man. I've been doing it all year. Maybe you weren't here for this episode, but I've already declared that it has been toddy season. No, I heard. But this weather is just begging for a hot toddy. It is. Begging.

It is. You guys want to hear what I'm doing this break? I'm not done. I'm definitely done. In conclusion, that is my week you're going to the mitten yeah sally and i we we go to a noted steakhouse slash restaurant jeffrey's every year before right before christmas we try to aim for like the 23rd uh and we're doing that this year as our, as our farewell to Austin before going up to Michigan. Hopefully we have a spotless trip. I'm kind of betting on it not being a spotless trip up there, but I'm not going to stress over it either way. There's nothing you can do. I gotta, I gotta be

the, I gotta be the rock. Can't have Fritz losing his mind and then me just have fallen apart. So we're going to get up to Northern Michigan one way way or the other i hear there's a polka band heading up there they got some room in the back might hop in may have heard of them polka polka polka polka yeah you know what i'm talking about um then yeah once we get up there it's straight chill sesh dog okay i don't i actually don't know if i'm gonna ski but i am gonna i am gonna get fritz on some skis. He's going to hate it. I can't wait to do it. Watch him shred. You're going to get him on skis? Yeah.

Like this year? Yeah. Yeah. I'm putting him in boots. Dude, learn how to walk like not that long ago. You don't even need to learn how to walk in order to know how to ski. The boots will prop you up. The biggest takeaway I had from my one-time skiing was how good like three-year-olds were at skiing

yeah like we're not gonna put him down at all like he's literally just gonna put the boots on we'll put him in the skis and then i'll drag him on flat ground and just show him what it feels like get mad pictures when i'm going to try i'm gonna try uh and so we're gonna do that and then outside of that no real plans uh i my mom already knows this happening. I'm getting them a new TV for Christmas and so I will be watching all the EPL and NBA action that's going on. Are you going to go the Dylan route and just put an iPad up there?

Yeah. What's up? Why do you have an iPad mounted to your wall in the room where you do your live streams? It's 42 inches. What's crazy? I've never seen anyone comment on it in the live stream either. Really? Yeah. No one ever talks about how small that TV is. That's true. It's weird. No one's ever noticed. Yeah. what's crazy i've never seen anyone comment on it in the live stream either really yeah no one ever talks about how small that tv is true it's weird no one's ever noticed yeah yeah somebody commented i'm just here for the small tv yeah it's a good small tv it's it's perfectly suited

for the size of that it just looks ridiculous from where you put your computer i think i don't know i just heard we i like to go to this one restaurant in Harbor Springs that's been there for a while like do a little uh group dinner with the friends and stuff and I just found out they shut down I'm devastated like for good or for the for good oh for good rest in peace Willow and so uh yeah I I have no plans up there other than relaxing hanging out with family making fires taking walks and chilling. I had to guess I'm probably going to squad up at my buddy's house, Tube Socks, noted

Michigan fan. And we're probably gonna just go there on New Year's Eve and watch Michigan blow the absolute doors off of the Horned Frogs. Oh, them's fighting words for them frogs. You know, hey, if you're a Horned Frog fan out there, you know I got love for you. You know I do. hey if you're a horned frog fan out there you know i got love for you you know i do but sometimes you're

sometimes sometimes you run into the big blue wall you might get bf'd bf watches in full effect or pst pst pissed it's not that something else we never mind move on i know i know what dave's saying it's disgusting uh so yeah surprise and then we return back on the first as everyone knows thank you guys already for wishing me a happy birthday my birthday is january 2nd which is a national holiday this year and so uh yeah you might catch me out having a couple pops uh you can bet that if kelly's irish pub is open on january 2nd that kelly's irish pub will have a group of people in it you think you think i won't be there you guys are invited you think i won't be there you guys are invited to kelly's irish pub

if you're if you're in austin if you're out there listening come to kelly's irish pub on january 2nd let's drink some p. Catch me there drinking the pints, doing the stuff. Very cool, man. Want a trivia question before we get out of here? Oh, yeah. Wow, surprise trivia?

Always. What do you guys think was our most listened to episode of the year this year? We went through a lot this year. We through a lot this year we had several things happen we had dylan get married that was gonna be my guest um we dave uh is in on baked potatoes that was a big one oh yeah that that that was a that was covered by many

outlets even the toddy season one where i declared that it was toddy season that that one was doing numbers as well i am going to be i'm thinking you're going like this way but is dylan's wedding not the most i don't know major life events for us tend to uh do serious numbers they do having a kid getting a kid they do someone's got we need we need to start figuring out what our serious life events are going to be next client's bachelor party oh client's bachelor party that could be a big one gotta milk that for all it's worth i think you guys need to bring a roadcaster and start recording from vegas i don't know if that's the move i'm gonna go with my uh the one right after my wedding okay dave any guesses

oh that's my guess too all of the wedding episodes uh were top performers they were they were but i was surprised to learn that they were not the most listened to episodes oh i know they were the i think the the the episodes surrounding your wedding were like two three four like and it wasn't they weren't even close to any other episode besides the one can i guess yeah round one of bit madness yes yep did not expect that especially considering how much a small vocal minority complaints about it the four people on on uh reddit seem to really not like it but apparently everyone else does yeah when i saw that it was most listened to i

was just like okay okay okay round one of bit madness what how did like round two and three i didn't look i didn't look i didn't go i i looked at the analytics but i didn't look at the next gen analytics first first one's always the best that's where that's where the upsets happen yeah and you're always 17 in your hometown too okay are you always 17 i'm worried we don't have enough new bits for uh this next year if i if i anything, it's that the listeners will come up with the bits. I think we'll be fine. I can't ever remember

what we do, though. Famously chunked. Those aren't even our bits. We stole them. But we stole them. Yeah. That's what we do. DJ's going to get mad

if he sees that Wins Bit Madness. Chunked? He's going to be like, no, I'm happy for y'all. I think DJ would be a good host for Around the Horty. Yeah. He could do a good reality.

Maybe more coming on that. We could have DJ sitting in the fourth chair. We need to work out the deets. We have not talked about how insane that rule that Pete's Fantasy League has, where if your kicker misses an extra point is it minus 30 minus 50 that's good that's insane that's hilarious why would you start him dude because he's you know what he didn't want to go out like a coward i would pull the shit out of him i would never start a kicker i low-key may just never do it

i don't even play fantasy football so i don't take it but if you need like if you need like four points for a win like obviously you have to so that they might come into play every now and then like that but there's a strategy there it's just hilarious to me i was telling some guys at lunch about that who are in my league and they're like fuck that it's awesome can you i would be so it you'd be so mad but it's so funny that you would be like okay it makes the value of a good kicker like even more though even the best boot one every now and then they even chunk it it's true let's get out of here guys hey fun year thank you guys we love you all for listening thank you for everything let's put a bow on 2022

that can be the last thing we say this year say something say something cooler say something like um who's the ceo of twitter next year go name one person go you on it's not that's part of the whole thing. Yeah, it probably is, Eli, don't I say? All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.