Circling Back - Coffee Friday 007: Bone Voyage (ft. Jared Borislow, Duda, and Micah)

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

With Jared moving to Milwaukee, we had no choice but to bid him farewell. Today's topics in a very special Coffee Friday: Twitter Verification, Frat Dave going feral hog hunting, favorite Yellowstone characters, how to grow psychedelic mushrooms, Jared’s move to Milwaukee, Alex Jones’s golf swing, and more. We also call John Duda and Micah Wiener to discuss the clutch pizza order Peter Pham did for Elon Musk, his steal toe boots, gas stoves, Nick Adams, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I'm not fucking with you. I'm not fucking with you. Coffee's for closers only. Closers only. Coffee's for closers only. I'm Kajal.

I'm Kajal. All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast. It's Coffee Friday. Today, we have a special guest in the studio. This guy will get you so jacked up that you will build a wall and run through it. Mr. Jared Borislow. Hey, how's it going? What's up, Bone Man?

I came in dripping today. You want to tell him about my Johns? Yeah, he's got some new Johns. He is with the Supernovas today, Davey. Oh, ow. Brand new. Ow, I tried to stick mine to the table to show him off, and there's a wall there, a divider. Damn, dog. my johns yeah he's got some new johns he is with the supernovas today davey oh wow brand new oh i tried to stick one to the table to show him off and there's a there's a wall there a divider damn dog should we pop some champagne for these supernovas maybe i was pointing at the refrigerator

um watching randy operate was pretty interesting right there he does like the countdown where he says five four and then he does a silent three two 2, 1. It's like the Wayne's World thing, remember? I mean, he's just looking at him over there. God, I love him. He doesn't smile like that when it's just us, by the way. That's a J-Bone smile. He's usually just doing the rapid swipe right. He's so happy you're here. Are you going to post

on Instagram today, Randy? No, he said no. I think he should his task for the episode, besides editing and producing the episode, would be to post a tribute album to J-Bone. That would be nice. That would be very sweet. Except we don't have a lot of pictures together because usually he just makes me take pictures of him. I get it.

He gifted J-Bone a framed print from Futurama. And on the wrapping paper, it said Bone Voyage. That's good. It's a picture of Lila just with huge jugs. I was like, Randy, the fact that you brought this into the office is kind of weird. Big swagger. It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Randy's into that kind of stuff.

You should see. One time I went to his apartment a little bit too early. Some of the stuff that he had laying out was... You still have the lifelike tentacles sitting out on the couch? Yeah. There's a reason this guy won't order calamari. Wouldn't be able to stand up from the table for like

an hour after. So what is coffee fratty? We just sit here with coffee? Yeah, what kind of bing bong you sipping on, J-Bone? You got that venti... I got that venti pike place. Wow. That's frat. That's uh that venti pike place wow that's frat that's their original roast yeah that's their frat roast yeah i'm kind of like pike fuck pike dude yeah dude i'm sipping on that i'm sipping on that jade roast they actually used

to have some good dudes they had some good dudes and they got kicked off for a couple years and they just suck yeah i need to pour this down the drain, dude. I hate Pike. Dude, I get it. No, this is the show where we just go on the Daily Star and we just read headlines and talk about them. Headlines? Tell me which one you want to start with. Okay. I guess we will start with this one. Great white shark

brutally kills diver by ripping his head and shoulders clean off. That's a tough scene. Head and shoulders. Wow. Knees and toes are intact though my shampoo damn for it to be lit right now i have dandruff really head and shoulders dude try it out but i just oh nice that was a joke now the the head and shoulders does work pretty well i'll be honest i stopped using it for a little bit and i was like oh like why do i have dandruff oh because i stopped using my head and shoulder i can tell you've been using it because a little bit and I was like, oh, why do I have dandruff? Oh, because I stopped using my fucking head and shoulder. I can tell you've been using it

because you're wearing a black shirt and I can't see some snow. Yeah, and I also, it stinks because anytime I eat Lay's and I'm wearing this,

I always go like this with my shirt and I have just like the crumbs all over it, like the commercials. You don't want that. What do you got for us, Dave? What's you got?

This is in the lifestyle section of the Daily Star. I was offered $5,000 to bite man's ear off, Mike Tyson style, after he bought me Nando's. What's Nando's? I think it's a restaurant. Oh, okay. Would you take him up on that offer?

5K to bite an ear? Do you have to eat the ear? No, you just rip it clean. Spit it out. Presumably your stomach's full of Nando's, so you don't have any more room for it. Yeah, you don't have to eat it. Yeah. Maybe you spit it back on him. Get a full tum- that nando's spit on it spit on it bay can we talk

about that for a second on a bay well yeah i feel like my legacy is now destroyed because of twitter blue right like getting micah's parody account verified no no everyone's checking that everyone's clicking on the blue check mark right see though legacy or not you have to know i love how people are getting called out for it oh yeah like this dude bought you paid for twitter that meme with the mannequins the person just crying and consoling here's a question though would it be let's say i'm not saying this is the case but let's just say i still had the login info to that account if i went in and made it so he subscribed to twitter blue so that the legacy thing went away and i i unverified him yeah to twitter blue

would that be that should be your next heist is that the next heist yeah i can probably i hang out with micah probably more than anybody in here so i can probably get his payment information if you need that so if you don't want to set up those recurring payments for you it's easy to compromise yeah but the same as last time i I would need his driver's license, which I took a photo of. I'm pretty sure that's illegal, but I did. Possibly so.

You could take a photo of a federal document. I think we're outside of... Yeah. Nick Cage stole the Declaration of Independence. Statute. I think we're outside

of statute limitations on that. So what's more embarrassing, being unverified or being on Twitter blue? Twitter blue. For sure. I would rather – my ranking goes being verified justifiably, unverified Twitter blue. It's like trying to pay your way into the cool guy group, but everyone knows that you bought in.

Yeah. It's like being a legacy at Pike. Oh, no, dude. I'm just getting it so the tweets are better served to me. That's why I got it. Did you hear what Will said? I didn't hear what Will said. No.

It's like being a legacy at Pike. Dude, fuck. It's like you're in but like dude that doesn't matter you know they've actually got good nationals they've got they do have good alumni network a lot of their guys are so sketched dude they got suspended like a couple years ago but like they got their charter back and ever since like i've been saying like dude they're gonna have some good classes come through they took that one kid from jesuit, dude. It's like the first bid we lost in two years. Yeah, but dude, y'all have such a good Trinity crew that I'm not that worried about them.

Wait, Frat Dave, what were you in again? What? What fraternity were you in? Oh. Suggit. Oh, Suggit. Nice. I know that is. Don't you have Neil Armstrong or something? Yeah, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin.

Pretty much all the space guys. Was Michael something? Yeah, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin. Yeah. Pretty much all the space guys. Was Michael Jackson? Yeah, MJ was in there. It was kind of tough. I don't remember MJ being in there. Yeah, he didn't even go to college. We gave him like a ceremonial bid.

Honorary bid. Yeah. Is he your spiritual founder? Yeah, he's our... Your spiritual founder. your spiritual founder yeah man we has we got some good dudes in terms of like local celebrities like your actual chapter who'd you have for like you know some some big names connor hay i think that one's actually true he was adult oh yeah fuck those guys demi from the bachelor was hanging out a lot at y'all's crib. She's pretty much in at this point.

Yeah, Demi, Ty Haney. I don't know if you know Outdoor Voices. She would hang around a lot. Really? She was one of our sweethearts, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, she was cool. She was like, no, I don't even know.

Don't joke, dude. She's like my little sister. It's like not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny it's not funny jay bone okay i'm sorry dude like my little sister that's awesome dude yeah wow dude those are the glory days yeah man it sucks i got kicked out of school did you ever pull any any pranks what happened like on other fraternities maybe like yeah you still got a pretty good job though, right? We lit the dead house on fire.

What? Really? That's frat, dude. Yeah, dude. We like boarded up the doors so they couldn't get out. It was fucked up. Weren't you guys calling yourselves the Banshees of San Marcos? Yeah, we were. We were for a time. What's the aftermath of that? Did you guys get kicked off?

That's attempted murder, man. Dad got me out of it. Yeah, my dad was the judge. That worked out well for you guys. That's a conflict of interest. Yeah, it was. Don't they assign judges? It was a whole thing. It sounds like it.

Yeah, he got me out. He got me out. It's cool. Well, I'm happy you could be here today for Coffee Friday, where we drink coffee on Friday. Yeah, aren't you still drunk from last night? I haven't been to sleep. I don't want to talk talk about it you and yinsky got into one or what oh and uh pinchy was there too mikey boy were you guys flying around in the helicopter yeah we were we were flying around you uh he's

got a ranch and we're out there killing feral hogs. That's awesome. Yeah. He's got a little captain's chair with a turret. You couldn't throw your boy in the right? Or what? No, it was late night. Because you know Pinsky, he was a green beret. Yinsky or Pinchy?

No, Pinchy. He had his night vision gear on. I was in a full ghillie suit on the ground spotting, calling in drone strikes. That seems so unnecessary. Yeah, we killed a number of hogs. A couple of civils. Is it scary to be on the ground, the surface level, in that ghillie suit, just knowing that they could get you at any point? Bro, they had no idea.

Did you say you killed civilians, too? Lateral damage. That's a big problem. I guess. Yeah, I mean, they're a real problem to the population. Civilians? Civilians. They gotta go, man.

Feral hogs. Is it like one of those Yellowstone things where they keep you on the ranch because they've got dirt on you? Yeah, it's exactly like that. My sister's a bitch or whatever. Isn't that a thing? Yeah, something like that. Is she like your sister's a bitch or whatever. Oh. Isn't that a thing? Yeah, something like that. That works.

Is she like your sister? I don't know. Beth? I've seen none of it. What's her problem? You watch that show? Yellowstone? Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think Beth is crazy enough. Right. Everyone's saying that. Yeah. She's crazy hot, though, right? Sure. She unlocks something in most dudes i feel like i don't know what that is because every guy's like a little crazy yeah like i don't think guys are like oh man she's so hot but like i think every guy's like you know she's crazy but

she'll humiliate you yeah you like to be humiliated she would like i'm a big humiliation guy yeah for sure she would do a crush video with you. She definitely would. I want her to put her cigarettes out in my mouth. Favorite character in Yellowstone. Go. Ooh. They rip. Rip?

Okay. Sure. Wow. Okay. Why? It's like a normie answer, I guess. I haven't seen the most recent season, but I'm going to go with noted dump truck Laney Wilson. Oh, good call.

No, I'm a big fan of the... I haven't watched it in forever, so I don't know their names, but I like the scrawny dude who decided he wanted to be a bull rider. Oh, Jimmy. I'm kind of on that shit right now, actually. Yeah, Jimmy got that vet down at the 6C Ranch in Texas or whatever. I don't know. I binge the show.

Dave? Oh, dude. Probably Timothy. Yeah, he's a good one. I'm't know. I binge the show. Dave? Probably Timothy. Yeah, he's a good one. I'm more of a Lloyd guy myself. I like when he stabs that country singer. What's that guy's name again? Ryan Bingham.

He stabs Ryan Bingham? Spoiler alert, sorry. Lloyd stabs Ryan Bingham. Call him Captain Stabbit. They figure it out, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my impression of Ryan Bingham getting stabbed. Hey, man, you stabbed me.

Fuck. Hold on. That's pretty good. What if it was Christopher Walken stabbing Ryan Bingham? That's a little tough for me. Yeah, take this. Take this, Ryan. Hey, man, why are you stabbing me?

What? Stop playing that guitar. Why are you stabbing him? Stop playing the guitar. Christopher! Put the knife down! All over the guitar. Quite a group out there at Yellowstone Ranch. It's not worth it!

Not worth it. So I'm never gonna watch the show, but why does he stab Ryan Bingham? No, you should watch the show. Is he Ryan Bingham in the show? Is it like, dude, Ryan Bingham's hanging out. He is, but he's not. That's Ryan Bingham, but a different name. He plays and sings, but he's just like a guy on a ranch. It's just a way for him to promote his music career.

But he's also a pretty good actor. But he plays Ryan Bingham, but he has a different name. He's some stupid-ass name. He doesn't play Ryan Bingham. He plays like a ranch hand who just happens to sing just like Ryan Bingham. Imagine if Ryan Bingham was a ranch hand not named Ryan Bingham and he sang. Okay, what's his name? Let's make up a good name for him.

Was it Walker? It might be Walker. I guess that's his name. That's a good name. That's a good college dog name too. Your Walker's out there. Out there. You still watching it?

You guys watching The Last of Us? I am, yeah. I'm 2D. Should I get in? Yeah. Baze doesn't want to so I might have to do it solo but that's fine you're no stranger to that it sounds good to me right certainly i'm not david

you get it jared wait okay i don't get it now no no you should watch it yeah you should watch it um it'll you'll never look at a mushroom the same way or a mushroom tip dude usually after mushrooms i don't look at things the same way what this dude this dude does mushrooms yeah you microdose or macro dose or i just dose or what's it what's in between called just dosing yeah i just dose normie dose yeah yeah i was um macrodosing some baby belos the other day. Really? Some shiitakes. Yeah? You just made like a little side dish of shiitakes? Yeah, you know, a lot of mushrooms. Just sauteed them.

You're grossed out by mushrooms, right? Yeah, I don't do mushrooms. What do you not like about them? Texture. They're slimy, they're fungus. It's a texture play. Well, they're not slimy before you cook them. They're slimy when I eat them, though. Eat them want to eat them though eat them raw you love going in raw right come on fucking got your ass uh you fool did he

yeah dylan just doesn't like being around fun guys so you can see yourself out of the studio right now my man yeah we have fun here came to the wrong place my dude okay okay yeah i just don't i get mushrooms on a pizza you've taken those off or you eat them i'm oh absolutely taking them off they're not slimy they're not slimy when they dry out i don't like how they taste either dog dog you never had good ass mushrooms yeah yeah will will knows the guy yeah like i got my work how do you how. How do you identify the kinds of – like with the psilocybin? How do you identify them? I don't know.

I don't usually forage for them. You do. So I really think you're going to get that. You just eat the mushroom regardless. You ever have a death cap? Do you think the first people that tried – Like the trippy mushrooms, the psilocybin, like were they just sitting out on the pasture just like making some mushrooms to put on their steak that night?

No, they grow out of it. They were like, oh, fuck, this sunset is twerking on me right now. Dookie is what you're thinking. They grow off Dookie. Is that true? Really? They can. I don't know if that's like...

That's how mad cow disease started. Is that right? A bunch of hippies were foraging mushrooms. Wow. That's not how it happened. Wow. Hey, J-Bone, do you have any... CIA involvement there, too.

Well, speaking of CIA and stuff, do you have any conspiracies you'd like to bring to the table right now? Man, I wish I had been able to prepare for this. We brought you pretty good before this show. Well, I mean, most of them are just like, you know, George Soros, Davos, The Black Book, and, you know, Dave knows.

Dave obviously knows. But in terms of other conspiracies okay cool no cool no you should that's like a prompt you could have texted me and i could have come with something here i'll text you right i gave you nothing i told you just to come in and you're like i got a hard out at 9 50 i gotta get a hard on i got a hard on that was you that's my impression yeah so you got 15 minutes that's that got a hard on. That was you. That's my impression of you. You got 15 minutes. That's a pretty good amount of time. I was pumped.

Because when you sent that long text, I glanced down. We were recording. And I was like, oh, he's backing out. But no, you actually gave me five more minutes. I'm here in the studio. I couldn't leave town without coming back by, you know? Mostly just to see Randy. That's okay.

Milwaukee. Can we talk about Randy for a little bit? Do people know, listen to this? That's not to why you're on? Oh, yeah. I'm moving. Yeah. So, yeah, we might, 16 minutes in, we might want to get to that part. I'm getting out of Dodge.

Did he tell you I almost cucked your announcement? No. Oh, no, no. I started to say it, and I was like, maybe not. Yeah. Well. Sorry. Now I'm saying it.

Moving to Milwaukee. I don't know. What's the. What brings you there? What's the line from that show? Miliwake. What's it mean again? In Algonquin?

Well, they did... They're the only town, or they're the first town to elect a socialist mayor. Oh. Mm-hmm. Okay. Didn't know that.

That's an interesting fact. It's just where we're trying to settle down, Dylan, you know? Okay. Austin's, you know... If you are in Austin after the age of 30, you're just a huge cuck bitch.

That's true. That applies to a lot of people. I'm famously 29. I'm not 30 yet. That's kind of crazy to me, actually. Turn 30 on February 27th. Well, happy birthday, but let me be the first. You are the first.

It's really early. That's cool, man. You're definitely the first. It's a month away. Yeah, it is. How old are you again? You're like in the 38? I'm in my 30s.

38? I'm in my 30s. Okay. How old are you? You got a link with KJ. I'm in my 30s. Yeah. He's in Madison, right?

Yeah. How far is that? Well, it depends on which side of Madison, but like hour 45. Oh, that's not that. Can you pitch Milwaukee? Like for the Brewers? Aren't you a big Ryan Braun guy?

You got an invite to spring training? Wait, do you guys remember when Aaron Rogers said, if Ryan Braun gets actually like, if he gets proven to use PEDs, I'll donate an entire year of my salary to charity. And then Ryan Braun's like, yeah, I use PEDs. And Aaron never donated money to charity. Oh, noted sc would he make that but he did ayahuasca because because

they both lived they lived within 200 miles of each other yeah they were boys you need to understand like in wisconsin you got like aaron rogers and ryan brown were like the two stars in the state he was a good ball player dylan i want you to yeah i know i want you to answer will's question though pitch milwaukee i've heard nothing but great things about milwaukee from many people including you it's so it's the paris of the north is what a lot of people call it um you know it's it's essentially like chicago but a lot smaller it's got like the river running through it you know and it's got like bridges you like bridges dylan yeah i love a good bridge yeah um just it's a great it's a river actually famously runs through this city too we have It's got like bridges. You like bridges, Dylan. Yeah. I love a good bridge. Yeah.

It's a great place. A river actually famously runs through this city too. We have bridges here as well. That's actually a lake. Technically. It's not a river. Depends how you want to look at it. Okay. If you like, you know, Dylan, you like beer.

I know you like beer. Oh, yeah. Will, I know you like, actually, no, you like brats. You're the glissadenta. Oh, yeah. I love a good brat. You are. Cheese curds, fried or unfried. How many University of Wisconsin football games are you going to go to?

Are you going to make the track? I mean at least one a year now, minimum. That's so weak if you live in Wisconsin. Yeah, but you got to understand we're in the Big Ten West where we play like one meaningful game a year what's your favorite restaurant in milwaukee oh probably the lakefront brewery okay great cheese curds not the best cheese curds dylan best cheese curds are at the old fashioned in madison kj should know wow um but it's just a great spot right there on the on the river it's called lakefront but it's on the river. It's called Lakefront, but it's on the river, which is kind of weird. What's the river? Milwaukee River.

Okay. And Menominee River. There's two. There's also a casino in downtown. Oh, you're a famous gambler. You guys know this from the cruiser. Dude, they were calling you Randy Johnson. Just dropping big units on gambling.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know if sports betting is legal there, but they have, like, craps. You like to throw bones? That's all you need. Does J-Bone throw bones? Of course I throw bones. Of course you do.

Yeah, you might be a good time on a craps table. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, if I throw them, I always roll sevens. Does the night pooper play craps? Of course he does. Yeah, oh, that's good. That's good. No, I always roll sevens.

People hate when I'm the shooter. They're like, this guy sucks. It's because in my head I go, all right, everybody's staring at you. They're all behind you. Don't throw a seven. And then that's the first thing I do. It's all luck, though. You can't actually control the dice.

What do you guys think about that? I think you can. I think you can. You definitely can. I think the power of your mind goes further than Dwayne's giving it credit for. This reference will be lost on everybody but Randy, I think. Anybody here play Settlers of Catan? No.

I've never played it. I'm familiar with the game. I know the game. I've never played it. Randy? What? What? What?

Wow. Shocker. You don't want to roll a seven in that either a lot of times, and I do the same thing now. You figured out the perfect way? Yeah. To not roll a seven? No, I roll sevens every time. It's bad.

Didn't Fred Dave say that he was rolling with some sevens at a Rufus DeSole concert recently? Yeah, but that one, her dad owned those nightclubs, got us bottle service. That's sweet. Definitely worth it.

Yeah. Yeah. We have a child together now. Really? Yeah. Are you guys going to come to a... I haven't seen him in years. Are you guys going to come to a Bucs game?

You know, they're pretty good. Milwaukee Bucs, not the Tampa Bay Bucs, who suck, notably. They made the playoffs. They are good. Giannis. Yeah. Yeah. The Greek freak.

Did they call you that? This guy can't even say his last name. If we get Mavs, Bucks. If we ever get Mavs, Bucks, I will come up for that. Everyone give it a shot. Antetokounmpo. Antetokounmpo. There we go.

Antetokounmpo. Dave got it. Way to go, Dave. You know me, man. Just love talking ball. Yeah. I'm more of a Brooke Lopez guy. I think he's the backbone of the team.

Please get a Brooke Lopez jersey. Is that the most swag or least swaggy jersey you could get? Dude, he has the best technique and technical footwork. Is Robin Lopez still in the league? His twin brother? Is that really a thing? Yeah. His identical twin brother. I didn't know that. You knew that. What he's identical twin brother i didn't know that

you did you i didn't know they were identical was he on i didn't know they were twins i just thought they were like i just asked if he's still in the league you think i know what team he's on what's what team was he anybody dave your computer i think he's on the suns get it that was his brother that was a stretch you should get a grayson allen jersey fuck grayson allen are you kidding me You're a big Grayson Allen guy. That's your guy. You guys know why I hate Grayson Allen, right? The national championship game?

Yeah. That's exactly why. When that piece of shit came on, started just jumping into our players, the refs were like, Oh, I want Duke to win because Coach K is going to retire. Got his last national championship. There you go, Bone. Oh, wow. That is, wow, wow.

Robin's got some crazy hair going on. This is like the Alex Jones before and after. Just slightly more tan. Yeah. If you see Alex Jones in a restaurant, are you doing anything? Are you going up to him? Like a restaurant or like the cafe at Nordstrom?

Did you see him at the Nordstrom cafe? He was just walking through looking at items. Like a restaurant or like the cafe at Nordstrom? Did you see him at the Nordstrom cafe? He was just walking through looking at items. I would take a picture, but I would also let him, like, I would not try to hide it. I would like want him to know I'm taking a picture of him. I didn't know he was walking through like that. You should have gone up to him. What would he sound like looking at like a rack of Travis Matthew? Just do it.

Hey, can I get a quick selfie with you? No, because I can't even post it. I don't know what you want to do. Why not? Hey, is this one of those golf polos that you can tuck into your pants? Too controversial. Hey, should I buy this here, or do you guys have a promo code? If I bend over and hit my putt, is the back going to flap out?

To what? I don't think you want, sir. To why I don't like golf. You don't think Alex Jones plays? He probably hits bombs. He probably has the shortest back swing. There's no way. There's no way he can rotate that body.

Micah has got no flexibility. We say Micah is the battle-toed bad boy. Alex Jones is way bigger and way more battle-toed. He has, especially the neck Alex Jones has is barely there. Goddamn son of a bitch. Goddamn son of a bitch. Goddamn son of a bitch. Get that through your head. Are you guys going to miss me?

Yeah. I don't see you very much as it is. No, that's true. I like the idea that J-Bone's in the same city as me, though. So if I need J-Bone, I can shoot J-Bone a text. You can still text him. I like that there's a chance that you and KJ Link can do a Walking Dead podcast. I love The Walking Dead.

You really do. The Milwaukee Dead? Oh, that's pretty good. There you go. That's pretty good. Yeah, I'm going to miss you, J-Bone. Thank you. Can you guys do me a favor and look after Randy?

Because he's going to be pretty sad after I leave. I know. He's going to be depressed. We have some wellness checks set up for him. We're doing a food train after you leave town, so he'll have meals constantly at his place it's gonna be fun that's good it's gonna be fun actually like he might he might stop he might stop showing up to work for a bit i'm glad i'm glad you're not gonna be in the town so i don't have to um uh be like text you thinking like maybe jay bone will like hop on the show or maybe he'll fill in for will when he stays

and you're like i can't man never like oh for eight that doesn't even sound like me yeah why are you so hard to lock down uh i'm just a guy who a lot of people want you know i'm not true i'm a busy man that do be facts you got time i'm just i'm just fucking slinging rope all around town dylan you guys you big-timed us for so long i I mean, hey, I'm here now. That's all that matters, right? You want to hit us with a final bone zone? It's the bone zone!

Oh, yay. Do you have the music queued up, Randy? Wow. Wow, way to prepare. Do you want to have the xylophone ready? If I'm on the show, you should always have that queued up. He doesn't have a mic, does he? He does.

Oh, okay. I love it's up right now. If we had had set this up better we'd have a surprise entrance by micah why i don't know you think we're like enemies no but you're not but oh shit they're in the same room it's be a little tense i mean i haven't seen micah in a while actually i don't even i don't even know when the last time i saw micah was it's out in the drip now. Pre-COVID, he is out in the drip. Pre-COVID, eh? I think so. Right?

He was my COVID buddy, and I didn't see much of you during COVID. That's true. So that would check out. You were the last person to come over to my home. Yeah, you thought I gave you COVID. Yeah, you didn't. It was a yoga instructor

or a pig's head in New Orleans. The pig's head. Oh, yeah. A swine flu. Those chicks were gross. Yep. How's the dog? Millie?

Millie's good. She loves snow. Did you name her after Milwaukee? No. Oh, just checking. It was like a double entendre, kind of. It was like, oh, that kind of works for that. But she loved snow when the Austin freeze happened,

when we had no electricity for 77 hours. She was absolutely loving it. Wow. Millie and Dillie got something in common. You like snow? Oh, dude. I just got that. That's good, dude.

Yeah, that's right. We're heating up. That's extremely good. Oh, man. We got a few more minutes with bone man yeah holy shit um this is sad i'd like to thank the academy um uh i don't know okay yeah should we do a moment of silence for the next four minutes a moment of silence okay it's a little weird what's next for jay bone in 2023 uh well moving to milwaukee oh nice yeah that's here good things that's more so what's here good things about that right next yeah um what else am i doing oh yeah formula one season starts up if you're a formula one fan

go check out formula bone my formula one brand, where I cover everything about Formula One. You know, I don't I give you it's entertaining. Who's the individual next season? Who's one of the constructors? Well, if you want that info, you're going to check out my latest YouTube video dropping later today on the Formula Bone YouTube page, where I give my 10 guaranteed to come true predictions for the 2023 Formula One season where I do cover the predictions. Will just said no free predictions, Dylan.

I'll give one free prediction. It's like one of two people. I'll give one free prediction. Okay. Dylan's going to have a great week. Oh, it's almost over. Will you be going to the Las Vegas Grand Prix? Grand Prix.

I would love to go to that. I would love to go to that, to the Las Vegas Grand Prix. I Prix. I would love to go to the Las Vegas Grand Prix. I'm hoping I get hooked up. That would be sick. Will you come down to Austin? Yes, I will see you guys in October or September? When is it? November?

It was October this past year. Are you in communication with someone or people with F1? Do you have Christian Horner's phone number? Can we call him right now? Horny Spice? Yeah. Have they noticed your work and do they want to bring you out to events and what?

No, not yet. No. Okay. No, I need that. It's got to be coming, right? I need to get bigger. I need to get a little bigger. I need to get my drip up.

That's why I'm wearing the supernovas today. Is your ideal scenario just being down there doing the pre-race interviews like that one dude? Like Martin Brundle? Yeah. The gridwalk? Yeah. That sounds like my worst nightmare.

Wouldn't you be Martin Grundle, though? Martin Grundle. Didn't you do that at NASCAR? Kind of. What? Didn't you kind of do some pre-race interviews? Oh, yeah. I did some stuff.

I did interview some NASCAR drivers. Ryan Blaney, Ricky Stenhouse. You went with Dan? Household names. Yeah, me and Dan. Who else? Just me and Dan. You're naming all the hits.

Yeah, you had all my favorites. Brian Blaney, he got pretty big after that interview, I would say. He forgot about that. Then he got stabbed in Yellowstone.

Ryan Bingham. Different guy. Yeah, yeah. Hey, coffee. Great Coffee Friday, guys. It's been a fun one, hasn't it? We're drinking coffee. Are you guys going to keep

recording after I leave? We're going to to call duda right oh should we just yeah do you know how to set your phone up on the so you're gonna play call let's just let's just kick jaybo now and just call dude okay i'm gonna be on the horn dude for like a couple seconds if that's possible okay i'm gonna do it i don't even know how to connect to this hit me with that button hit the hit the beat hit that b-tooth button yeah a lot of people forget uh that i'll fill the space here. So last time I saw Duda, I was in Chicago about five years ago, and I was like, hey, yo, let's come meet up with me and my friends. We're going out in like River North, right?

So he keeps saying he's going to be there. He keeps being late. He's like, oh, he'll be there in a little bit. Be there in a little bit. He ends up meeting up with me in the lobby of the apartment that we were pre-gaming in. And I'm like, okay, cool. He's going to meet up with us in the lobby, walk with us to the bar. I'll hang out with D, cool. He's going to meet up with us in the lobby, walk with us to the bar. I'll hang out with Duda there.

Duda proceeded to meet up with me in the lobby, walk with me for five minutes to the bar, and then didn't even come into the bar and just left. That's so sorry. That's like when I saw T-Man at the PGA Championship. He shook my hand in the merch store. We had a five-second conversation, and then he departed.

Oh, my God. We could go see a couple holes. Let's ask him. He's going to say something's going to get us canceled, like straight off the bat. We're keeping it. There's no way he answers. I have concerns. Is he going to sound like he's in a cave again?

Hi, you've reached Michael Weiner. Please leave me a message and I will get back to you soon. That's a town. It was worth a shot. It was worth a shot. All right, guys. I'm heading out. I'm really going to call him.

You're going to come? I'm going to call him. I'm going to call him. Oh, there you go. Oh, he's bumping us. Oh, you're getting bumped. Yeah, on the way out. I'm going to bump you one last time after you bumped me for me at Khalifaif for the one time jay bone we love you i love you guys love you jay

bone maybe i'll see you this weekend let me see the shoes dude they're heat dog ready hey dave what's up johnny d those are tight no nothing man just uh john i'm gonna interrupt you this is jay bone but i'm heading out, but I love you, okay? Goodbye. J-Bone! What are you doing? Just about to hop on a call here. About 10 minutes.

Hey, John. This is Will DeFreeze here. I was just calling because I know that you've been to a lot of parties out in Silicon Valley lately, and I know that you've kind of been rubbing elbows with some big wigs. Have you made any epic moves late night? Dude. When the freaking honey badger comes out, you've got to pour it up. Okay.

Dude, what kind of epic pizza did you order for the honey badger? It's a clutch pizza. Clutch pizza. I mean, around 1 a.m. after a couple bottles of decanted wine,

you've just got to order pizza for the boys. Hey, dude, this is your friend Dylan. How you doing, man? Hey, Dale. Congrats on the wedding. I haven't talked to you in a minute. That's a timely thank you.

Our anniversary is coming up. Thank you, man. Hey, have you taken those steel toes out on the town yet? Yeah, the tacos? Yeah, those are you, man. Hey, have you taken those steel toes out on the town yet? Yeah, the Pacos? Yeah, those are sick, man. Yeah, I just put some snow steel on those last week. And, you know, in Michigan, it's snowing right now, so you've got to have that.

That's facts. Oh, Mike is calling me. Dude, just patch him in. Hold on a second. Just patch him in. on just patch him in merge this if i was doing this there's no way i'd be able to merge those calls i would be i would hang up on everybody on accident hello uh hello hello micah micah hey micah hey john john you there? The mind of Micah. Oh, there's our guy back from European vacation. The one and only John Deere. Yeah, I'm back in the liberal stronghold of Ann Arbor, Michigan. I'm the only patriot here.

I'm the only patriot here. Well, everyone knows what an alpha male you are. It was just his gas stove going. He wasn't actually cooking. He was just proving that he could do it. Well, that's why I got the steel toes, so I can let everyone know that I'm a patriot. And an alpha male.

Nick Adams would be proud. I thought Austin was bad. This is a whole other level. The hippies won. Would Micah fit in up there? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Are you keeping your steel-toe boots between the cab of your truck and the bed of the truck no I keep them right above the gun rack I built the I built the shelf for myself so I keep the the boots and a tin of coke right right in the booth. Well, this has been a delight. Is there any particular reason you guys called me? No.

Well, I mean, we're doing a farewell episode currently, Mike, called Bone Voyage. As you know, Jared Borslow is moving to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. So we were calling you to do a farewell for him, but he has unfortunately left the studio. You missed him by about two minutes. He bumped us. He had to go.

Micah, after, may he rest in peace. You still are. Micah, after a couple of glasses of wine, you can bet I'm ordering pizza. That's good. John, I've been meaning to leave you out. We need to have you back on Mind of Micah soon. Let's just say if it's past 1 a.m., I'm ordering pizza.

That's clutch. That's huge. Well, this has been fun. I love coming on and speaking with the patrons. So, y'all enjoy your Friday. All right, Micah. You enjoy yours as well.

We love you, Micah. I'll drink a Guinness 0.0 for you guys this weekend. Perfect. Please send a selfie. Go next time. Bye-bye. There he is. Wow.

I got to fire up the Nespresso before this meeting, so I also have to run. Get that big bump, Duda. This has been epic. It's been a pleasure. Have a wonderful day. Okay. Love you guys bye bye alright guys

what a time we got three absolute hitters on today's coffee Friday that was a gas coffee Friday gas alright we'll see you guys Monday bye gas unreal all right we'll see you guys monday bye coffee's for closers only you think i'm fucking with you i am not fucking with you i'm i'm i'm not fucking with you coffee's for closers

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