Circling Back - Coffee Friday 014: Big Dogs and Epstein List

Episode Date: December 22, 2023

Wow, we made it, the last episode of the year. With our traditional Coffee Friday "no rundown, just vibes" format, we covered the following in no particular order: The Epstein List dropping on January 1, the 'big dog' memes all over the TL, our Episode of the Year, Will's Product of the Year, penile fractures around the holidays, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  Support This Episode’s Sponsors Check out the all-new Alfa Romeo Tonale: www.alfaromeousa.com  Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Schedule35: www.schedule35.co (STEAM for 15% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm on a ship. Be my... Welcome back. Coffee Friday. Final episode of Circling Back of the Year. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Fajita Boy Swag himself rough. This photo of the head coach at Coastal Carolina, Tim Beck is his name,

that he deleted or that the school deleted. What am I missing here? Other than that, like he's with the dance team. They're in bathing suits. He himself is in a bathing suit. The mascot next to him inexplicably wearing Crocs and socks in the water. I see nothing wrong with this. And I'm wondering if this is a Dylan situation where he did not get to preview the photo before they posted.

And then he made them. That's true. Take it down. If I had to guess, that's not what happened and what did happen is people ran with the comments had some fun with it probably at his expense and made people made some inappropriate remarks and then school's like you know what probably best this doesn't exist anymore it's a completely appropriate photo in my opinion there's nothing to be ashamed of here all he did was be the head

coach of a football team and take a photo with the dance team during bowl season it's coastal carolina it makes sense that they're gonna be at the beach right well in bowl season to me is kind of like and saved by the bell when they go to the like the malibu sands resort for like the summer and you just kind of it's like kind of all bets are off. With Mr. Kurosi? Exactly. And like, so like, yeah, when you're at the Malibu Sands Resort, like you can be in a bikini. You can dress a little more casual. You don't have to worry about the norms that go around during like a normal football season. Oh, I'm a dum-dum. Yeah, it's before the Hawaii Bowl.

Yeah. Like if you're dressed normally in Hawaii, you're the weird one. A couple of things to point out here. There are some lookers in this photo, just at a glance. Hey, breaking news. The Coastal Carolina dance team is hot. Secondly, he has some absolute trunks for

legs. His calves. My goodness. Former athlete? You gotta think that head coach Tim Beck is a former athlete. I don't know where he played. He looks like he played fullback at a D1 AA school back in 2000. I could see defensive end on him. I don't know where he played. He looks like he played fullback at like a D1 AA school back in 2000. I could see defensive end on him. I don't know how tall he is, but just impressive trunks on this dude.

And not the bathing suit kind. Is he wearing board shorts? Don't tell me he's wearing board shorts. No, but they are quite long. They do hit the knee. They're too long, but they're not terrible. Okay. Okay.

My worry is the waistband on dudes of his size for board shorts it just is not a flattering situation for anybody these are very appropriate dad swim trunks he's not visibly aroused unless you're like a surfer who has a six-pack like swim trunks are tough i guess it's it's weird to see a coach go shirtless it shouldn't be i agree shirts and skins dude yeah but that's it's it that might be a bit jarring for some people or y'all wanted to be shirts or skins when you were younger probably skins gill gill color you know i was always ready to pop top yeah if it was the option i was trying to take my shirt off yeah i guess i didn't there's a redhead on this in this just relax dude i'm just saying i know you like redheads i'm just pointing it out yeah i married Yeah, I guess I didn't... There's a redhead in this picture. Just relax, dude.

I'm just saying. I know you like redheads. I'm just pointing it out. Yeah, I married one, dude. That's what I'm saying. I'm very happily married. I'm not scoping the Coastal Carolina dance team right now. Well, I'm allowed to. Not a lot of diversity on the dance team.

I'm just... I don't want it out there. We don't need to do Coastal Carolina like this. They're already going through it enough. Are they? With the photo? Their social media person is just like, damn it, it's bowl season.

Can I just not have to deal with the fallout from this? I'm just trying to sit on the couch with my family. He's completely innocent. No, he did nothing wrong. Lost in all this is that whoever's wearing that mascot uniform is an absolute unit also. His shoulders are clearly like six inches above Beck's. Who is that person? Is it like the starting left tackle?

You could just put it on like a left tackle for the day and call it. They're not putting a player in the mascot uniform. Did the mascot travel with the team? Like, I don't know. Yeah, flew him out. He had to wear his costume on the plane. Look how big he is. I mean, he'd be fun to be mascot for a day.

Granted, he's wearing a head that brings him up an extra eight inches, but you can tell he's a large fella. Well, you're perfect at guessing height how tall is the mascot the mascot is six is six five okay in real life say no more costume we're in real life oh with a costume he's 610 okay okay hey guys thanks for covering for me yesterday you got it buddy i got i just got a i got a case of the uh the holiday sneezes it happens to the best of us man glad that you're here now though dylan chivery ladies and gentlemen i would just like to point out that i'm i'm having a quite uh quite the morning and i have a tweet that got picked up by black twitter and that always makes my day um they're responding to it

quote tweeting it a lot of cry laugh face emojis are you going viral uh semi-vi dude somewhere between micro and in regular vi david there was a there was a there was a big dog tweet that i saw earlier that was uh very reminiscent of when i was not allowed to go into bottled blonde wearing joggers it just said me to the bouncer after he kicked me out and i ditched my hoodie in the dumpster behind or over like beyond the corner whatever it was and i was like yeah yeah if i could have just doused me if i could have just switched out of my joggers uh before going into a bottle service place i would have we're talking 500 retweets here okay we're talking 580 000 views okay can i can i

expose you a little bit oh god what not a lot just a little lot, just a little bit. What's happening? Good morning. No, no, I don't think I'm exposing you as much as I'm exposing myself, because I've already exposed myself in this respect. Please don't expose yourself in front of me. You've started... We don't have video today, so it doesn't really matter. I can show you guys my junk all I want. I pay for Twitter now. I'm not proud of it, but I wanted some of the features

that come along with being verified on Twitter. I've hidden my check marks, so I don't look like all the dorks out there with check marks. They're choogy. Do you think that I've gone viral on Twitter three times since I've started paying for Twitter. Do you think that this is a major player when it comes to us going by lately? I do. And I have to admit, I also paid for the base level plan of Twitter.

Glad you said it. You don't see a check mark, but I did the fourth a four dollar plan whatever it is i don't really know what it gets me but if it makes me uh show up uh to to black twitter then i'm all for it that's worth it puts you on the the for you part like the i don't even look at twitter chronologically anymore i'm i'm scum i'm i'm the one who's just like looking at the algo the entire time what's funny is i did not see this tweet until like i just looked it up i had not seen it was not served to me let me see if i got the dylan's blocked you dave uh i liked it no no retweet okay no that's fine you know the only thing i'm willing to retweet right now is the fact that uh we're uh presenting this episode

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to hang out like you know i don't even care that they're not working right now or i think brett's working randy's totally off but like i kind of just want to vibe with the boys in the office during the holidays i gotta say we started yesterday's episode by me saying it's just so sleepy in here. It was just me and Dave. It was so quiet. Dude. I'm just glad we take the week off between Christmas and New Year's because I think we'd all be sad. They wouldn't be good episodes.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a weird vibe. I'm seeing they're going to miss out on this conversation. I'm seeing they're going to miss out on this, this conversation. I'm seeing that three names will remain sealed when the Jeffrey Epstein list is released. Have they released the three names that are remaining sealed? No. So we can know which ones they are?

Actually, yeah. This is really confusing. One of them is sealed. Really? That would be devastating. Have you already thought, Dave? So the theory, the the theory not the theory the idea is that these names are going to get released on january 1st for epstein

uh 170 names like i'm i might have to spend a little time on twitter that day deleting some old tweets about some people that might be on this list some of our faves like what if leo's on this list like we're gonna have to really scale back up maybe not just some tweets but some some full episodes to be to be clear i don't think if you're on this list i don't think you're necessarily implicated in a crime okay now a lot of it is going to be well when so like rfk recently came out and he said in the early 90s he was on the jet with his family. This is before he was Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted pedophile, convicted human trafficker, whatever. So he didn't do what Bill Gates did, which was hang out with him before and after he was a convicted pedophile. Just to be clear. Right.

I'm assuming that Bill Gates' name will be – but by now we already know that. Yeah, Bill Gates doesn't move the needle for me right now. No, no. If you're on the list, you got some explaining to do basically do basically yeah you need to do an l-prez style emergency press conference the second this list drops why not get out ahead of it end up i was on a plane one time but like that's it is that the move i don't know is that the move being like hey i'm probably on this list by the way i found out he was a creep and then you find out you're not on the list when it gets revealed and you're like yeah you gotta wait you don't don't do it preemptively. I found out he was a creep. And then you find out you're not on the list when it gets revealed. And you're like, ha. Yeah, you got to wait.

Don't do it preemptive. Like, yo, I might be on here. Have you seen the photos of Stephen Hawking on the island? Yeah. Like, what was he doing there? Maybe the stars are really good from there. He's a scientist. What, you think he was just looking at the stars from a different angle down on Little

St. John? Don't our friends over here at Legend Labs, they do like crisis management for like big brands and celebrity types? Are they trying to get Tiger Woods' name off the dossier right now? They might pick up a client or two through this

is all I'm saying. It'd be good for them. I feel like all the people that are going to be associated with it are people that are like not relevant anymore. Yeah.

Like it's going to be actors that were like really sick in the 90s, but they're no longer like something that moves the needle for like who skeet ulrich like earnest earnest is not on the list i think earnest might be on the list it's just not on the list he might be on the list what if pete and peter on the list that's gonna hurt pete and pete one of the best uh theme songs ever i'm thinking about getting the one of the best theme songs ever I'm thinking about

getting the tattoo of the lady in the dress on my arm like he did you know what I mean yeah I'll let you out of your bets if you do that

there's no doubt about it Dylan does not know anything about Pete and Pete I have no idea Pete and Pete was too weird for you you watched that and you were like

I'd beat these guys that's for kids who were like getting into they were kind of moving from their grunge phase to like their punk phase if you watch pete and pete you either had a punk goth or yeah grunge phase yeah no idea who they are hey somebody yesterday um suggested dylan could get out of all the the debts he owes by uh drinking 30-ounce Panera charged lemonade on the show.

And then we actually looked into – because I was a little – I'd seen the memes. I was not familiar with the story in that someone actually died and that they're being sued. And then we looked into the nutrition, the macros. Not great. See, I think – I don't think we could let them do it. You won't have – see – We could split it.

I haven't personally looked at the macros not good but like for me just hearing one charged lemonade it doesn't doesn't do a lot for me i would need you to do two well 30 ounce it's a 30 ounce lemonade what killed the person was it 130 answer hard to say really i was trying to read it while podcasting but um yeah it um i think it sent this young lady his college age girl into cardiac arrest my question was was she boozing was she mixing it with booze i don't know because that seems like if i was 21 i got hold of some charged lemonade i'm probably mixing it with booze right it's just a homemade for loco but if you go to the if you go to panera and you get a 30 ounce lemonade to make drinks with like you can just use that as like the two liter for

the night you don't need to be making drinks like in that in that container you just need to be giving people hits of it in their stuff oh i just i just imagine like you're drinking it down you know an inch and a half and replacing that with like vodka we did a trip um We went from Harbor Springs, Michigan through the Upper Peninsula down to Madison, Wisconsin. We spent two nights in Madison. Then we went from Madison, Wisconsin to Notre Dame. Where is that? Where is Notre Dame? Indiana.

It's in South Bend. South Bend. That's it. Yeah. We went to South Bend and then we went from South Bend to Ann Arbor and then we went from Ann Arbor back to Harbor Springs. So we did a lap of Lake Michigan for a little college football tour. That sounds sick.

And we had one designated driver the entire time. And as people do, like we decided to start making like a cocktail on our way into town. And so we called them Game Changers. And we would just go to McDonald's. We'd get the biggest Coke that they offered. We'd drink it halfway down and then we'd fill the rest with whiskey. Half? And we would just power through and just show up feeling real right.

That was my move for a few years at Texas OU games. I would just sneak in a flask of bourbon, go buy a Monster Diet Coke, and I would drink it down and then just dump it in. And it was awesome. That's so fucking frat. Yeah, I was in a fr it in and it was awesome so dude that's fucking frat yeah i wasn't a frat that's fucking frat yeah people who weren't like gdis they probably can't pull that kind of stuff there is no security at texas ou it's it's easy to to get away with stuff there yeah when i when i walked out they give you like a little ticket so you can get back

in and they gave me like three tickets and so i i saw one of my buddies who wasn't going to the game and i was like hey do you want to scan back in ticket like i have one right here and he was like yeah they didn't have a seat right no he didn't have a seat so we just luckily for us he's he's only six foot four and he didn't stick out like a sore thumb in our section as we crammed him into the bleachers yeah you can always find an empty seat somewhere we might be might not be able to sit with the squad. It went fine. It went totally fine. How many big dog memes have you guys seen come across your screen in the last three days? A lot.

A lot. It's not often that you can pinpoint the exact origin of a meme. But in this case, you can. It's a good friend's over at No Laying Up. They had the first. They did this on Monday. It got picked up by like SportsCenter and stuff. And so they started like putting it everywhere. And they created a meme format.

Did they watermark it? They didn't watermark it. We would have done that at Grand X. Watermarking? We didn't watermark stuff. At some point we did. Who did the caption overlay? Was it just from an actual broadcast?

I think it was just from the video, yeah. Okay. Yeah. T-Man is my leader in the clubhouse. I saw his like like i guess it was probably monday right after nlu uh that one made me laugh my biggest regret is not doing a big dog uh after nlu did it and me recognizing oh that's good yeah and then i waited and then tuesday i started seeing some really good ones yesterday i was like man you need to come up with a really

good caption in order for this to be relevant right now. T-Man's was me fall rush 2015 before inviting you to the house to meet some of the brothers. I was appropriately two days late. That's wheelhouse. No, no. You got in at the last minute. Today's too late because you did it last night, right? Last night.

Yeah, you're good. 9.22 last night. You're good. This is like me doing a Kevin James tweet at this point. Yeah. Like it's just too late because you did it last night right last night yeah you're good 9 22 last night you're good this is like me doing a kevin james tweet at this point yeah like it's just too late in the game they're fine these are good tweets good meme format hey new meme just dropped big dog big dog who was he dapping up i don't know know. I was hoping y'all had context for the video. The camera is just right there. T-Man, perfect T-Man. His last two tweets, one's the Big Dog meme, the other's a Kevin James. Yeah, that checks out.

He's the biggest Kings of Queens fan that we know. Oh, man. The closest thing I get to Big Dog is talking to the parents at school drop off for Fritz at this point. I know like two people's names. Yeah, I know their kids names there's i never feel more self-conscious than when i'm dropping fritz off at school i just feel like i should be like more down with all the other parents and like talking to them

and stuff i've got like three people i give nods to and i'm like oh hey good to see you yeah i i get that vibe i don't like um most people who look like they're just trying to get in and out there's not any time for small talk there's like the crew that shows up like early and i'm part of the early crew and there's like the parents that show up like five minutes late with their kids and i'm like damn they have way more like badass in them than i do yeah i'm just simply in that crew the late crew yeah part of one of my resolutions for next year is to get roads into class even though like drop off is like a big window i feel like we're if we're not the last people there we're one of the last two i'm always like the first or second yeah today was pajama day so you got to wear pajamas but here's the kicker i just had a bunch of those

in school man they can't wear like slippers and they can't wear the pajamas that have like the built-in you know little booty so they have to wear shoes because they don't want them to like fall see i just put them i just put the shoes over the the feetsies that's i feel like his foot's gonna get too hot i get he has a pair of pajamas that are just regular pants yeah but yeah today was pajama day it was quite quite funny did they do pajama day in like middle school? I feel like we definitely did. That just seems dangerous to play. I think so.

It was in elementary school. I don't know about middle school. Middle school just seems like, I feel like we definitely did it in high school at some point too during like spirit week or whatever. But like, you gotta be careful. Dylan pulls up to pajama day and just some assless chaps for some reason. Like, what the fuck? Why do you just pull up completely naked with a cowboy hat on like is this what you sleep in is what you hang out in

i've been sleeping in only a cowboy hat lately it's been nice do you cover your piece with it like you're uh doing a photo shoot or when i go you mean no no when you're sleeping no i just i wear the cowboy hat okay yeah i have some bad news really uncomfortable i can't lay my head down but it's one of the worst things to wear on your head while i was trying to sleep what's the bad news i just at this point like i'm just i don't know what to do um i was walking walking rosie real quick yesterday um and uh not only um was it just uh getting killed with allergies and stuff with all the debris flying around in this weather. But I went down to the waterfront and there were two cans of cream corn poured out

on the perimeter of the park. And so I didn't, I couldn't even, I couldn't even deal with it. I just walked, I just walked away. I was just like, yeah, okay. What a weird hobby. He's back. What a weird hobby. I think think i think seeing me i think it reinvigorated him and so now now our double cream corn man is just he's just back in full force and i just i need to evacuate the situation as fast as possible you breathed life back into him dude you gave him a reason to live i think if i just gave i think if i looked at him once it would have been fine but the fact that i i kept going around and we relocked eyes i think that just i think that put me in enemy territory and it just doesn't feel right he's got a screw loose like it's just not good

for me and so i i'm just i've never been more ready to move in my entire life not only is our place just too small for our family now but like knowing i got shooters out there i just can't deal with this anymore yeah yeah so speaking of why i brought you here can you guys help me move yeah dude for sure like i know we have the whole next week off and so i figured it'd probably be a really good time for you guys to come over and just you know grab a couple boxes hey man for sure okay yeah what um what time don't even tell me i'll just show up okay okay perfect let's feel it out i got a family coming in next week perfect Perfect. They can help too. That's fine. I'll bring Parks too.

He's been lifting a little bit. Has he? Okay. That's cool. He can do my records for me. There you go. It's probably good I wasn't here for this weekend in fun yesterday because I assume you guys talked about your general Christmases in fun. We did.

Yeah. I just don't think mine's very fun. I mean, mine's not either. I've just been spending it with in fun. We did. Yeah. I just don't think I'm, I don't think mine's very fun. I mean, mine's not either. I just been spending it with family, not going anywhere. So I think, I think spending time with family is fun.

No, it is. But you know, there's no trips or anything. Except for when my uncle shows up and starts talking politics at the table. Oh my freaking gosh, dude. I hate when that happens.

Dude, I hate sitting around the table talking politics with my relatives it always happens it's like he's telling me that trump is actually gonna be off the ballot in all 50 states if you if you went back to every single dinner i've ever had with my entire family you can pinpoint one or two maybe in my entire life that have been like derailed by a political conversation and it has nothing to do with any aunts or uncles. It's always just something else. It's usually the kids.

It's usually the kids take an issue with something the parents say, and then they do it. Who's really at fault? It's happened a couple times in my family. I refuse to engage. I'm going to be quiet until this conversation has passed. Then I will join the next one. I'm not going to do it.

It'll happen, though, in my fam. Is it going to happen when we bring up Epstein? That's usually where I take it, because I feel like most people can jump on board like, oh, fuck, yeah, something shitty, something nefarious going down here. There's only one right side to be on that discussion. You can't be on the Epstein side.

Epstein is going to be what brings us together. You think? No. No. you know can't be on the you know the epstein side epstein is going to be what brings us together you think no no i mean epstein had to uh fake die so we could all unite you're always talking about galane's heavies oh no i don't i don't recall ever mentioning does she have heavies oh yeah i unfortunately unfortunately per a couple twitter accounts i follow who have showcased them in the past who could that be yeah unfortunately i i have to report to everyone that she does in fact have heavies so okay well good for her yeah i guess i don't know it's just she's got something going for her i guess she probably has a cool accent and stuff like being from england apparently she's been running a lot in prison oh you think she looks good i don't know she's been hitting the

track okay if you were in prison like would you like would you work out a lot i'm definitely not doing cardio depends on how long my sentence was fuck cardio in jail i'm fucking just lifting heavy if i was in there for life i don't know if i would lift like longevity play for what you know protect yourself dude nah nah i'd say i'd like read and shit but i'd be so bored i'm not gonna sit there myself reading i would get a bunch of degrees. I would get like my MBA. Can you get degrees in prison? Yeah, I think so. Can you request like I want to take some classes? Yes.

To what university? Who's paying for it? There's programs. You always hear about them. Fuck it. We ball. You just have somebody come administer to the test. I don't know.

Didn't they do that in a... What's it called? Tim Robbinsbins like the shawshank didn't he like it or no he was already like a well that's a movie too but like yeah but so is my life yeah it's true it's true facts facts they have dudes that like will teach classes to people in prison right and you get out you can get off for like good or good behavior if you do that that that's how they reward you i don't know a few the teachers pet stop what can't be the teacher's pet in prison i know you just get your ass kicked i think you get worse maybe something i don't know that and the other thing

i don't like that you guys don't have, that you wouldn't lift in prison. I think that's like the only thing that could get me going. That's all I'm doing. I'm not doing any cardiovascular routine whatsoever because that is longevity. Lifting is only going to like take, if I'm lifting heavy, I'm only going to hurt myself and take, you know, if I get the rest of my life in there, fuck it. I guess I would lift, but no cardio. No cardio. I want my heart to give out as soon as possible probably i'm not even warming up i'm

not doing any kind of warm-up before i lift i'm just going right in and just going to immediately start lifting no light work getting into it and i'm going to be uh i'm going to be a boofing c4 you see new guy dave down in a d block he's put on like like 15 pounds already just pure mass just he's living on that bench pounds already. Just pure mass. He's living on that bench. Still getting swole off bread and water. You're just filling out those scrubs, dog. If you get like a hernia. Like scrubs?

They like fix your ailments, right? Yes, there's a, yeah. In theory. Right. I feel like a hernia is a soft one to claim in prison though. They're like, all right, just don't move for a bit. Like just sit in yourself for a while. It's not a hernia is a soft one to claim in prison though they're like all right just don't move for a bit like just sit in yourself for a while it's not a hernia push it back in bitch yeah i'll figure it out that's what i'd tell him yeah i was lifting heavy i got hernia it's not a tumor sorry it's not a tumor can we hear from our friends over at squarespace

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You know, sometimes when you're going forward, especially into a new year, it's nice to look back. Okay. Okay. Look back at it. Right. I was trying to think,

were there any personal episodes or segments this year that just, like, absolutely hit different that I just want to think about for a little bit and just, you know, get those endorphins going? I don't categorize in my brain, like, per episode. It's all just, like, one continuous conversation to me. I kind of get that. I had to go back and actually look at, like, the episode titles in order for me to understand, okay, these were good episodes. Many years ago, I went to see Seinfeld stand-up, Bass Concert Hall here in Austin. And after he did his set, he said, all right, does anybody have any questions for me? He took three questions from the crowd. I got one in, which was cool. Really? You've had a conversation with Jerry Seinfeld? Technically speaking,

yes, I have. This is kind of cool. We had we had good seats i was like that's like third row not to brag how old were you um i was probably 28 29 somewhere in there okay so you couldn't play like the like the 14 year old card no oh i'm a little kid that watches excuse me i just shouted out what's your favorite episode of Seinfeld? And he goes, good question. I don't have – he says, I don't really remember episodes. I just remember moments like with the cast and moments like on camera. He's like, okay, now that I've done podcasting, I don't have to compare myself to Jerry Seinfeld. No, you're essentially the modern day Jerry Seinfeld.

I understand what he meant. Yeah, I get it. You know what I mean? I understand. I understand. We have so many bits that go through so many different episodes too that it's like hard to differentiate sometimes yeah i also had to go through and make sure i wasn't talking about like a patreon or something yeah like the one thing on patreon this year that i've really enjoyed doing that i don't know if we did it much in 2022 was

touching based i learned so much about so many different things that i've never even thought of before just by doing touching based and just by talking about it you learned a little something this year dave's got dave's got us on government lists with his conspiracies we're not long for this world unfortunately is this why my shit's getting searched at the airport more than it used to yes i think it is it's twice now it's just two times still uh do. Still, can I give you guys our most listened to episode of the year? Yeah. I think it actually was probably Bit Madness round one, because that's usually when things peak. But the most listened to non-touching or non...

What is it called? Bit Madness? The most listened to non-Bit Madness episode was Touching Base on Circling Back when Micah just filled in and we just did a Touching Base episode. No surprise there. Okay. That was a good one. No surprise.

My other favorite episode of the year was Coffee Friday, which also featured Micah, which starts making me just think like, I think we need to take Micah away from his job a little bit and get him in here every once in a while. The one we just did? Yes. No, I don't know if it was the most listened to or anything. But, like, that was my – that was hands down my favorite episode of the year, even though I felt like ass the entire time. Is that available on podcast or is it only YouTube?

It should be available on the podcast. That one got a lot of love on our subreddit, by the way. There's a thread about it and people seem to have really enjoyed it. Yeah. So maybe more of that. Randy got that up on the feed. We had – that was just the feed. We had, that was just the most chaotic thing ever.

Can I put it on a couple of different episodes for you guys? Just to, just to ruminate on. The episodes from Dave's couch when we lost our air, air conditioning. You liked that one. I loved, I love Dave's couch episodes.

Whenever we're in a different location for a little bit, I feel like it makes us, it throws stuff our game, which is a good thing. It's a vibe shift. Those are good. I want to give love to the mid Beetlejuice goon sesh heard around the world. That is the Lauren Boebert, H.J., over the pants H.J. that she handed out that we discussed.

And also in that episode, we had the El Chapo's wife getting released from prison. Okay. Which I feel like that was a fun segment. I don't know why this made me think of this, but this is a side note, Dave. Have you seen how viral that mug shoddy went? Oh, the one, the recent one? Yes. The one that like, we are responsible for her being a mug shoddy, I think.

I think so. Because like, I've seen her like everywhere now. Wait, that was APD who posted that yeah and we were like and i think someone tagged tag mugshot he's in it but like now i i'm on like a random you know remember we used to have those really bad programmatic ads at the bottom of uh all the pgp columns that were like this woman has three boobs yep you won't believe which former uh starlet looks like shit now exactly it's so messed so messed up. Now I'm seeing her like, oh, the hottest mugshots. And it's like that girl.

I'm like, her rise to fame has been infinite. Good for her. I have another episode I really enjoyed, which doesn't feel like it was even last year. It feels like it was forever ago, was Callie's Gen Z quiz. That really made us early on a lot of words that like Riz. That was good. It actually, for once, it got us in early on something. Yeah.

I kind of want callie to come back and do another quiz for us at some point might need to get her in that was a good episode that was a good clip a clip went uh did well we had a big april we had callie's gen z quiz we had tron and dj yeah that we didn't have video for that so we couldn't clip it that's okay that bummed me out that's okay why didn't we have video randy wasn't here oh that's okay yeah it's okay they were they were great we'll have them back we did dangerous nights crew uh the draft with ross that was before ross even started watching i think you should leave oh yeah he probably had no clue he started it soon after i believe how is he so late on i think

you should leave i don't know there's so many jokes that like just go over your head it's like such an easy thing to watch it's 20 minutes it's the whole reason we got into the show i kept seeing the memes i was like all right i'll fucking do it now it's on my entire personality i feel like the lions aren't relying on uh him for all their marketing these days like they used to be maybe he'll be in dallas or arlington all i'm saying is it could be a big game dave are you gonna go i don't know there's weirdly there's interest for my wife i don't know why she's interested in going to this game part of me is wondering if she's like showing early interest because she's gotten me tickets already for my birthday and or christmas and she's already planned something to go down or up there what if she's playing something with clay with flounder i thought

you meant the club in houston that'd be sick too no you need to hit up flounder assuming you don't like just to because he'll probably be there and you got it you got a link i want to bring fritz though you know you can he can meet but that means i'm there for 90 minutes max that's the problem man that's an expensive ticket and a three-hour trip just to not go to the game does ballpark nacho cheese hit the same for toddlers as queso from matzo rancho or any tex-mex place in austin probably so i think it it's universally loved. Because that could be something I could lean on during a game. Yeah. Fritz will spend a good hour just taking those things down.

Fritz has now started taking a spoon and just feeding himself the Bob Armstrong dip with a spoon. That's a little kid move for sure. Yum. I just imagine what the inside of his body looks like when he's doing that. It's just all queso. Disgusting. Sorry. My eaters and soft doves group chat is when he's doing that. It's just all queso. Disgusting. Sorry, my eaters and soft doves group chat is just blowing up right now.

It's really distracting. Are you allowed to reveal why it's blowing up right now? Are they dropping in because both of them are just sitting at home right now? Do you want to drop in right now? No, I think James is traveling today, actually. If we tried to stream today, if we tried to Twitch today, we tried to twitch today would we even have the means to do it wait say again if we tried to stream today like do a twitch stream would we even know how to do that no you're the only person you'd be the first person i'd look to dave i

thought about getting a stream up i just i can't do it now with the kid with two kids i've gone on record to sally saying that with our new place, there's a nice little nook that would set up very well for a little goon cave. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And. It could also be a stream cave. I think I told her, I was like, I really want to get a PS5,

and I think I'm going to start playing Fortnite with the boys. Dude, it's fun. I could see part of her dying side a little bit when I told her this, but I was like, honestly, I'm very jealous of the camaraderie that these guys have when they're playing fortnite together you wanted this group chat i'm telling you dude i want not only do i want in that group chat but like the way that you guys were with call of duty during lockdown i felt like such an outsider that was that was the golden era it's a really fun time like any group text i was in

like it would always die at night because they all would just get in there. They'd get in the lobby together and just start banging. It was just like, damn, like I need to, I need to start doing this. We were banging. I was just,

I was playing FIFA against no namers alone. That's sad. That's a sad existence. I didn't even chat with them. You're probably playing bots. Dude, like I wonder that all the time.

I'm like, am I even playing a real human right now or am I just playing a bot and they just like make it seem like I'm playing someone. Yeah, Fortnite's all about the squad, mentality it's great hop in dude you're already nice on the sticks you'll probably adjust pretty quickly i was decent at halo i was

never that bad at halo but that's like the only other first person shooter game i've ever done before i mean i did like gold nine stuff but like halo is the closest i've been to what you're doing now the first the first one i ever did was call of duty can i say something like lame yeah i get like super anxious when i'm doing it that i'm gonna get shot i'm just waiting till you get into that last circle dude call of duty is like really anxiety induced i don't know if i need that like that rush at night if you get it to the end and let's say your whole team's dead but you're alive and there's like five other people it's very stressful it's like oh it gets real but it's honestly some jews that you need in your life fortnight is less so because it's like cartoony and more fun okay you know well i'm also nervous because like i mean i'm

not going to expose anybody but i've heard conversations criticizing the play of some people and i don't want to be the i don't want to be the person who's getting talked about behind their back like dude will only gets in like cars and drives over people and then dies't want to be the i don't want to be the person who's getting talked about behind their back like dude will only gets in like cars and drives over people and then dies you got to be a team you got to be a team first guy if you're playing with with partners i just don't know if i have it in me you can't you can't um and i'm not going to call anyone out specifically you can't just go post up on a tower uh while your squad is you is 400 meters away taking gunfire. Can I drop at the bank every time? You definitely can.

Yeah. It's a good place to drop. There's nothing more hilarious than when the entire group, like the whole team's in a vehicle and just some guy throws out a C4 and just blows up the entire car. And everybody's like, whoa. It's like you're mad, but it's so funny that it happened and so out of it's so great maybe my 2024 resolutions that i'm gonna game with the boys online more okay i like it that's fine i'm not i'm not like going out and like drinking at the bar late at night or anything it's just i'm up in my goon cave playing video games with the squad

yeah and most of the conversation in there is like not even about the game itself you're just you're in there mixing it up with the boys. Don't tell me that. I'm just saying. Soft doves. Soft doves. Fuck, I got to get in. Hey, can I name my product of the year?

Mm-hmm. It's the Washed FC sweatshirt. Yeah. I fucking love that thing. Yeah. I rock that thing at the house with no shirt on under it. It's just great. It's just great.

It's absolutely different. Champion sweatshirt. Can we tease? Can I tease a new product that we might have? I want some reception from the crowd on this one. Yeah. I've put together a design with one Ricky Prosper that is a play on the shirt from The Bear. You guys familiar with The Bear?

Yes, chef. Oh, yeah. It is a shirt that says, the original shirt shirt says the original beef of chicagoland and this shirt says the original bad boys of podcasting in the same style if you're out there and you're listening to this episode please please implore us to make this shirt as not only do i just want one for myself but i want to see other people wearing them around ideally we sell like 10,000 of them. Probably won't sell that many, but we could move a few off the shelves. Dave, have you watched the Christmas episode of The Bear with Your Family yet?

No, I have not. I need to rewatch that one and Forks. That's season two? Season two has one of the most depressing Christmas episodes you've ever seen of any television show or movie ever. Oh, man. Yeah, it's pretty real. It's kind of like when you're the last one standing when you're playing Call of Duty with the boys. It really is very anxiety-inducing.

By the way, Fargo has an absolute stranglehold on me right now. I've been seeing some tweets on the timeline from Pete Black blackburn uh saying that it's one of the it's one of the great seasons of television yeah that the one with keely is the is the current one is she british in it she'd do a good good american accent she's like north dakota good accent i think so i mean it's it's really strong i don't know how people from there actually talk. I've never been up there, but... I think they just talk like they're Canadian. I think it's pretty accurate. It's not really...

You're watching Fargo too? It's not really Canadian. Not this season, but I have done it. It's hints of Canadian, but it's its own brand for sure. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

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This isn't about, you know, taking it easy on the pecan pie late at night for fear of acid reflux. You're a pecan guy. I don't really know. It depends. I think I'm situational with it. There are like seven ways to say that word. Pecan. Pecan.

Pecan, I've heard. Pecan. That's how the Brits say it. I've like seven ways to say that word. Pecan. Pecan. Pecan, I've heard. Pecan. That's how the Brits say it. I've been a pecan guy. There's pecan. Can you pick up some pecans for the pecan pie? I say pecan. That's how I'd say it.

I think around Texas, it's mostly pecan. Anyway. Pecan stout. Pecan porter. Pecan porter. 5-1-2. Yeah, dog. Do you still make that? I don't know. Probably. Itcan porter. Pecan porter. 5-1-2. Yeah, dog. Do you still make that?

I don't know. Probably. It's a good beer. Probably. Well, I'm going to read you guys a little something. I just want to put it out there for everyone out there. It may be the season of loving and giving, but doctors have warned against embracing this spirit too enthusiastically, at least where sexual relations are concerned.

They've discovered that the Christmas period is associated with a significantly increased risk of penile fractures, a emergency in which a retin producing regions of the penis snap usually as a result of forceful bending during an over enthusiastic sexual intercourse i don't understand why christmas would be a top time for this i'm i'm i'm confused about that too why i don't feel like you're on the holidays are they like are they horny i feel like i'm like pretty like stress like i feel like i'm not only stressed but i feel like i'm like exhausted and beaten down around the holidays like i don't really want to get freaky i mean maybe it's all that uh stocking stuffing right okay okay you know

what i mean stuffing something else yeah the reddit rated me least freaky i saw that i don't really have any i don't have anything to combat it yeah uh apparently this is happening uh mostly during reverse cowgirl okay i don't know what that is can you describe that for me it's like cowgirl but the in reverse so you're going backwards i imagine it's when um and I'm just spitballing here. I don't know what this is actually like IRL, but like if they, if she like leans too far forward. Okay. Okay. Well reversed.

They said in this article, which was not something I wanted to see. It says the fractures are often heralded by an audible crack followed by severe pain a rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising uh one doctor said that uh patients present to their doctor uh their penis that often looks like an eggplant wait why did they say you present it to the doctor i'm presenting i'm presenting you my my upset erection now i will present to you. Hey, ye. Hey, ye. Oh, welcome, you broken dick. Sorry.

It's okay. I don't know why he switched into more of like a working class. A court jester. He was a court jester at one point. He switched classes. Yeah. Okay. I don't know anyone who's ever had this issue.

It's pretty rare. Here's a paragraph. Suspecting that the intimacy and euphoria of the festive season might be a risk factor for this type of injury, Peer Rigidus, I don't know, is that a name or a condition? I don't know is that a name or a condition i don't know i don't know examine hospital data for uh 3400 men who sustained this injury in germany between 2005 and 2021 so it's not happening how many people 3421 to be exact yeah but germany's got like strong dick game i feel like you think so i don't know i think like i always imagine like german people in general just being pretty like official just official dicks they're all business okay and so i just see them being pretty like built differently not necessarily like size wise you're saying like just

a just a well-crafted yeah like german engineering sure they always talk about that in cars it's not italian engineering like we know is better. Maybe it's all the time off around Christmas and the alcohol. You just get horny. I think cold weather makes people horny too. Makes me depressed. Yeah. Seasonal affective disorder affects a lot of people.

This would be... What's the fix? I feel like people... Never mind. Do you have to put in a cast? Yeah, what do doctors do for do for you do a splint There's a snap. What is actually snapping? I don't know bone in there dude bone. It's all cartilage dog like bros You see Dave he snapped like what would he do is know his little penis fucking snapped?

It's luckily I don't have to worry about that. I got mine removed. We're not having any more kids. That's good. That's good I had a minor move to when i was at the hospital i was in a bed i was in a the room next door and they just they just did my procedure right after i know someone that did that at the exact same time they had the kid and got a like this got the snip yeah what you made make sure the baby gets out healthy and then you get snipped. All right. We're done. Boom, bang, bang. Done and done.

Sounds kind of great. It's reversible, right? Yeah. You can put that thing down, flip and reverse it. I don't want to do that though. You don't want to reverse it? No. Like I only want to have that.

I only want that like a sensation one time. And I wanted it all really, but I'm going to have to. Which by the way way i am going to do this year and i might i might do the old masters thing what the yuletide log thing do it during the masters you're gonna get oh you're gonna do it during the master i'm gonna have my penis removed during the masters yeah i don't i don't hate that move how long is the recovery from i think it's just a few days yeah i think it's during the masters might be the move it's perfectly time for the master you just sit there the ice bag or whatever on your frozen piece.

What if Tiger's in the hunt on Sunday and you're getting all rocked up and excited? See, that would feel bad because I feel like it would be like I would not be paying homage to him if I had my thing removed. If anything, I should do the opposite. We should probably tell Dave they don't actually remove the whole penis. They don't? No. I was looking forward to not having to like deal with that kind of thing you know i was trying to go full kendall yeah be nice i have to worry about anything down there barbie's streaming on hbo max right now yes i was thinking about it i haven't seen it yet i don't have hbo max right now we canceled ours because they didn't have that gas for a while you're out on max well i'm not out forever i'm waiting for something else to to come to light uh you know when i started last night

um speaking of uh christopher walken i started uh catch me if you can good movie i'd never seen it really good movie i'm worried leo's on the list epstein i could see it he's just so deep in like hollywood life and entertainment and stuff and yeah that's a good point he does like young women i'm just a little worried uh i'm not worried about leo who would be like the worst i could say tom hanks over leo yeah kelsey grammar could easily be on that list which would be tough for me yeah like i've built too much of my personal brand around frazier that like and it's just it's tough when bad news comes out about kelsey grammar it's just not it doesn't reflect well on me that's why i've distanced myself personally from kid rock over the last seven years i know that's tough though he's he's still putting out bangers we're

still along we're a long way away from all summer long so i was just reading more about this penile you're worried i can do i kind of rattled dylan here i'm not you seem a little more worried than dave and i do it's because you still have a penis it says that most of this happens during um unconventional scenarios such as extramarital affairs don't do that people what or when sex is performed in unusual locations someone who has two kids now i don't understand how people have extramarital affairs with like two kids at home like how do you find the time how do you keep it straight yeah the last the last thing i need what are you doing last thing i need is an extramarital like i don't understand how these people find the time in their life like i don't have i don't have room to do anything in my schedule.

I can't even get out to, like, buy Sally a Christmas gift right now. I'm going to have to do that during lunch today. Dave and I are going to bump into each other at Nordstrom's at lunch today. The secret family people? Like, dude, where? Yeah, what? What gene do you have that sets you apart? Dude, that's just another gear.

How are you going to support a whole other family? What do you do for them? I'm stressed enough about this one over here. How am I supposed to get another one off the ground? I got one son. I'm worried about that. How do you parse that out during Christmas time? Hard to say.

It's like, sorry, babe. I got to go to the office. You're okay seeing your husband half the time? I don't know. Sally and I talked recently. It's like, I kind of wish i didn't like hanging out with you as much so i could go out and do stuff but like we always do stuff together well it's really sweet man it's kind of sweet until you think about like the ethos of my

statement of being like i wish i didn't like you hanging out with you as much as i do well you're a man you're a man over 35 you don't have friends it's true it's true yeah i'm gonna start branding our meetups like that come make friends at the circling back meetups. We need them really bad. We're old. It's not bad. Hey, can I ask you guys a question that might have gotten recapped in this weekend and fun during yesterday's episode? What's the spread looking like for Christmas dinner? We usually do either a prime rib or a roast.

We're doing a roast this year. And then it's like a watered down Thanksgiving basically with the sides. Okay. We'll do like mashed potatoes and green beans. Can I ask a dumb question? Like what are you roasting? It's a pot roast.

Oh, okay. I'll come over. You're not invited. Okay. Yeah. I might go through like your in-laws see if they can scoop an invite for me okay i think we're just doing steaks okay we usually do a prime rib my parents do but we're doing christmas at our house so i've never done an

at-home prime rib i hadn't either dude kendall shouts to my brother-in-law makes an excellent prime rib he's got the vibe of a dude who knows his way around a prime rib. It takes him a long time to do it, and he does it with love. Do you all go horseradish sauce at home or what? I don't think we do. Hit him with the au jus? I think we do au jus. Oh, man.

I love the creamy horseradish with some prime rib, though. Yeah. Is horseradish technically a condiment? I think it depends how you use it. Because it's a top five condiment for me if so i i do love this sensation of having my fucking sinuses blown out oh my god horseradish i had a i had an oyster a couple weeks ago at a restaurant and it was the last one on the on the plate and so i just tossed a bunch of horseradish on it i have not had my nasal passages get cleared

out like that in over a decade yeah oh it's like it's like tuco it's like tuco when he tries uh heisenberg's product for the first time oh i forgot about tuco tight tight tuco's tight breaking bad is a show that i'd love to make time to re-watch but that's like it's like i i just don't have the time to even do that at this point. Dylan told me on the show yesterday that a young lady that he's friends with has never heard of The Sopranos. How? Never heard of it.

Like never? No. She's in her 30s. We were talking like best shows ever, like our favorite shows ever. And I said, I gave her mine. I said, caveat, I haven't seen Sopranos yet, so I can't weigh in on that one. She's like, don't know what that is. Like she thinks it's about people that sing.

Possibly. That's insane. Possibly. She's doing a bit. This is a bit. I was like, you know, it's widely regarded as like maybe the best show of all time, at least like top three on a lot of lists. Yeah. She's like, no one's ever even said those words

to me it's like it's number one on like every single list i know the only time it gets dethroned is from like or for like game of thrones was dethroning it until the last season and then people started putting it further down the list possibly the most famous or infamous depending on which side of the fence you're on finale of all time it's also been one of the most memed things of all time like does she just see these italian guys on the tl and just assume that it's from like other movies and stuff they're actual italians yeah like what i just don't understand it's hard to say this is weird it's called penile fracture t what the fuck don't bring this shit how's tony soprano winter going for you great

great man it's just just been absolutely self-destructing i'm very angry that a website is using my likeness to sell tony soprano robes no you're not you kind of love it no i don't talk about that no so our buddy ryan uh he was looking for a Tony Soprano robe. And so he typed in Tony Soprano robe on Google, went to Google images and found a photo. And he texted Dave and I and said, Will, this photo looks like it was you 30 pounds ago in a robe. And he was absolutely correct. It was me 30 pounds ago in a robe. Did he tell you like, so you didn't see it or you didn't respond and neither did I i he called me like after he'd been sitting there his his text for like 45 minutes he's like hey um something's up here like he's like did did i do you think will's mad like he's like because i

saw it and i was like damn that looks a lot like will but i don't know if i'm missing a joke here so i'm not even gonna respond and then i was like no that's a hundred percent will see i was confused because i was busy so i wasn't really looking at the actual words in the text messages i just saw that he linked a robe and we were talking about tony soprano and so i just assumed he screenshotted a photo from my instagram and put it in the group text and was like here will already has one and so now i found out that this really generic like website is just using my likeness to sell their t Soprano robes. So strange. It's very just weird.

Yeah. But yeah, he's got the same anxiety as me that if someone didn't respond to that, I'd be like, oh, I definitely offended this person. They hate me now. So I felt bad afterward. But if anyone needs a Tony Soprano robe, I guess hit your boy up and I can lead you in the right direction. Should we get out of here until the new year? Probably. It's been fun, guys. This has been a good year of podcasting last one of the year podcast ending podcast year on a high no

we're gonna we're gonna all go back to our goon caves right now we're gonna reset into the new year and be better i wish you wish what i wish it's what i gotta go to the mall yeah dave and i are both going to the mall to go pick up stocking stuffers i gotta i got a couple more things to buy i did stocking stuffers at target yesterday like how far are we about to park like away from the the entrance at nordstrom on a rainy day oh man the mall today it's gonna be a fucking bitch you think it's gonna be bad thursday i don't know i'm kind of hoping that like i'm kind of hoping it's one of those scenarios where it's raining outside so people are like i'll wait till it's nicer out to to go do this i'm fucking going either way let's ride all right

guys it's been fun bye-bye bye coffee's for closers only you think i'm fucking with you i'm not fucking i'm i'm i'm not fucking with you coffee's for closers only. Cl-cl-cl-closers only. Coffee's for closers only. I'm Kajai. I'm Kajai. Holy shit. I'm Kajai.

B-bye.