Circling Back - Coffee Friday with Special Guest Karli | Circling Back 11-14-25

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

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Coffee's for clothes is only. You think I'm fucking with you? I'm not fucking with you. Ray, could we do a cold over? I'm not fucking with you. Coffee's for clothes is only. Coffees for closes only. Coffee's for closes only.

All right. Be-bye. All right. It's Coffee Friday. We're back. My name is Dave. Welcome. I was just admiring our lineup of coffee.

It's well done. We've got a little something for everybody here. We did that. Courtesy of our good friends at Stone Creek Coffee as well as Control Freak. That's just a brand. Under the Stone Creek umbrella. It is under the umbrella. Brett Merriman's here.

Hey, thanks for having me, Dave. Decided Coffee Friday, it's just vibes. No rundown, famously. No, if you think I'm looking at a rundown right now, you're wrong. You're crazy. Producer Randy. Hi, Dave. Hey.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm very happy about the artwork of Control Freak, and I'm just going to put it out there for the fans to see it. Yeah. I don't even have the cowboy doing goat yoga. That's the 25%. I've never done goat yoga. I've never done any yoga.

Really? Not my thing. Missing out. Dylan, you've done some yoga on your day? I've never done yoga. Really? Really? I need to.

Yeah. I need to get more bendy. Yeah, you're not as bendy as you used to be. That's true. You're not a spring chicken. I'm aging, as we all are. You are. Aging well, though.

Thanks, dude. I appreciate that. I can't believe you've never done yoga. Yeah, never done it. I'm open to it. I need, like I said, I need to do it. Yeah, you have to set your intention before the class. I'll set it.

What would you set it to? I want to get bendy here. That's a good one. Yeah. I was blanked you out during that time. I don't like doing that. I don't like doing that at the end when they, like, do like a group namaste day together. Seems like a cool.

A little chavisina. I'm fine. Where you just sit with your thoughts. Yeah, you sit with your thoughts. And I'm just thinking about like hot dogs or something. I'm just thinking I'm like, I'd rather be on my phone. I could go without that part of the yoga. Actually, I have done hot yoga because it feels like a workout.

It does feel like a workout. You could not do hot yoga. Why? Because it's just very hot. Yeah. One time I did it with Ross. You would, yeah, you would pass out. No, I don't mean that as a slight.

I'm looking out for your health. Okay. Is it an age thing or is I don't handle heat well? It's the heat well. It's very hot. That's true. What time I was, so when I was, I was doing it. like once or twice a week back in the day and Ross was in my class, you know, noted New York

Times bestselling author, W.R. Bowler. You guys are familiar with him. He, uh, he was in there and I just looked over and he was just in like the baby pose or whatever, just like not doing what the rest the class was doing. You can just bail out. Yeah, you can just bail out. He was taking a break. And I was like, oh yeah, you can just, I don't have to like hurt myself to get through this. I can just bail it any time. It's fine. So I did too. Did you say Ross though? He would, like, it's an hour long class. He bailed out in like minute seven. No, he made it long. Longer than seven. He made it longer than that.

The first flow, he's like, no, it's a very, it's difficult. A little child's person. As is podcasting. Ladies and gentlemen, Dylan Shivry. Pretty happy to be here, man. Coffee Friday. Pre-camping vibes. Yeah, I'm going camping later, man.

He's got the full fit on, too. He matched his shoes to his hat. Get some pictures. I actually, I went to go to, I went to the DMV. I was supposed to do a picture for my driver's license, and I didn't get to do it. So I kind of put on this colored shirt for nothing. Why didn't you get to do it? As of 2022,

law requires you to bring either a birth certificate or a passport to renew your license. I did not know this. I went up there and she was like, where's your passport? I was like, what? I'm here for a license. She goes, nah, you got to rescheduled dog.

Damn. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, so now I just got, I got camping and look forward to, man. Picking out parks from school going straight out there. What does DMV stand for, Randy? What is there for? I don't know. It is Coffee Friday, right?

We were having fun. We had fun yesterday. Department of Motor Vehicles for those who don't know. Oh, that one. Yeah. No. Randy was talking about the other one. So you need a birth certificate?

I thought you always had to have some other form of ID. But like your old driver's license. Which I had. Which would have been sufficient. Are you driving with the... You'd think that if I had a driver's license, the state of Texas, I could just get a different driver license from the state of Texas.

Is it expired? Yeah, that's why I'm reneuer. Are you a forklift certified? Yeah. You know, Brett was once and you thought he still was. Yeah, they expired. Dude, there's no way you can operate a forklift. I could operate a forklift.

No. Within New York State, yes, I could. Out of anyone here, it would be Brett. I had to do it for, for beer distribution. No, I used to pull carpet at Coppell High School. That's right. Yeah. Davis carpet pool certified.

I am you're just yanking on those threads yeah I was damn you're gonna bring any weed for parks I'm sorry Tim like are you guys gonna smoke some splice No man Look at the stars There's probably some cool dads on this trip

Yeah I bet you didn't yeah Are you gonna scare these fuckers or what Dude I don't know I don't know if the other dads would be down I'm gonna I'm gonna mention it when we get out there's a side tax Like podcast guy wants to do drugs and scare the kids What's going on? What's this guy guys do?

No It's just odd I'm very open to it. I'm going to run a vibe and see what they think. You got to bring that Bluetooth speaker and start playing goat noises. Yeah. No, you should do the skin suit or skin wash. Goatman.

KJ's neighbor's skin suit. Yeah. Oh, my God. Did you hear that? Did you hear that? No. KJ, thanks for listening, Brett. KJ.

It's a lot of episodes now. You're right. Sometimes people fall behind and leave completely. No, his neighbor on Halloween. None of the parents were dressing up. but his neighbor decided like he was going to dress up and he has like a very like professional

zombie skin suit right like a skinless zombie like you can see like this is innards you know and this guy was just walking around with like the group and he was the only one in costume outside of the little kids and it like scared KJ's kid

it was like a hyper realistic KJ wasn't happy about it yeah I stumble up to the campfire that thing those kids were scarred yeah I want to see those that's too that's a lot yeah if you're gonna do it just take the face off it was this guy's super bowl like he would

been he'd been waiting to pull this out that's that is oh there's stuff like this yeah like okay that's a lot it's too much that's a lot i mean he didn't wear like an adult breathalyzer costume but it's close uh hey we got to introduce our guest carly b maintains a low key ex presence with sporadic Blunding sharp wit and self-aware humor on everyday absurdities like awkward bar encounters and frustrating ride shares. Her content often draws from personal anecdotes involving dating blunders and family quirks, delivered in concise, punchy style that resonates through relatable exaggeration despite a falling of around 876. Her feet highlights a casual observer's eye for the humorous side of routine mishaps. ladies and gentlemen it's a backer carls or carly is her Christian name well said a word smith

and yeah I like to keep my audience small it's quality over quantity I don't know why they had to do you like that that was not nice around 8776 followers it said it's marginal yeah give or take welcome Carl's thank you I'm so happy to be here feel very honored been listening to you all for a while so big day you've been at uh at least two meetups that I'm aware of, right? Yeah. Houston in New York. Yes.

Those are the two? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we, shots at the New York meetup. It was the last time I, did I do one? I think I did one. So you probably did one. I did a shot?

No, I think you were like, here, take this. That sounds right. And I was like, oh, for net, I believe. I thought she bought shots for everyone, which would, something that she would do. I was going to say. I probably did that. She did buy Maddo Rancho's hats for. Oh, yeah, the Maddo Rancho's hat.

Did you buy them or did you make them? Make them. I designed them and then have them made. I think we still have one left around here. Only one left. I autographed one in a pen and it looked terrible. I just ruined someone's hat. Those are hard to come by too.

Yeah, sorry. 40 of them. Man. But yeah, that was a good meet up. So what brings you to town? I'm here celebrating a late birthday. My sister's driving up from Houston. So we're going to have a nice little night out.

do Jeffries, hit the town. Allow us to be the first to say happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. I can't go back to Jeffries. I'm not allowed. Why? Why's that?

Last time I was there, I threw up in their bathroom. It's a great bathroom to throw up in, though. One of the best. I love that place. It's great. You got to sit at the bar, though. Jeffery's bathroom and then June's bathroom. June's has a killer bathroom.

It's a killer bathroom. I've never blown chunks in that one. But maybe one day. It's unisex. It's a little awkward. Been 18 years for me on no vomit streak. You know that I've never thrown up from drinking ever, ever, even in college. You just not drinking enough.

Yeah, GDI. You've never been on Spiff Godai. Yes. Dude, Spiff Goddard would have chewed you up and spit you. Yeah, dude. You don't eat cheeser would have just, nah. It would have been over. What brings you to the show?

What's going on? It's crazy, you guys. By the way, thank you for the red carpet treatment. sent the car, flew me out first class, really appreciate it. What's the car sitting out there? Is that yours? That is. Does you rent a car?

Yeah, that's my Turo. What's a Turo? You don't know what Turo is. It's like Airbnb for cars. Oh, I've still, yeah. That's where I got a Miata one time. My wife for my birthday, touroed me a Miata. Remember that?

Are you a Miatta guy? Is it cheaper than. Oh, you see. Now the little, the gap in listening. You should have a Mioda guy. Now hold on. Is it cheaper than how to day one? I wouldn't say cheaper than hurts, but more enjoyable.

You get like cool cars. Do you have to, like, does your host pick you up and then? No, dropped it off at the airport and then remotely unlocks it. Yeah, you don't have to even like interact with the person. It's so nice. Less interaction the better. Man, what's the insurance like on that, though? Not bad.

You just, you decline protection if you have your own protection. That's more of a randy thing. Oh, come on. hates condoms Bright you hate gondas oh okay we'll talk about here Hey the adults in the room need to step in here

Oh man No I'm safe man So what happened What are you doing here? Now You got a story to tell Well I have my side of the story to tell Ooh

Because you know Every story has two sides y'all I mean, technically this is still fumble week, so we're, you know, going on. Listen to today's episode on Patreon. We had a fumble call from a young man. It was the first one at the gate. Leon left. Yeah, from last week, he told a, actually one of the better fumble stories we heard of

the last couple weeks. Yeah. And it turns out that I was the one he fumble. Hey. Oh, my God. Yeah, you want to play the voicemail? Yeah, let's play it for everyone. one.

Hey, boys. Calling in for Fumblebee Coochee Week. So I met this girl actually had a circling back meetup. I were trying from the exact location as to not box myself or her. We hit it off pretty good. Got the at. We've changed some flirtatious DMs over the next month or so. I ended up acquiring some tickets to an NBA game,

and I figured I'd invite her to that for the first date. and I may have fibbed a little bit on the location of the tickets or the location of the seat the level of the section but anyway we plan to meet up at a cocktail bar about an hour before tip off

I get there early like a gentleman does and I'm down five or six old-fashioned just to calm the nerd a little bit she eventually gets there we have a good time her a few more drinks everything's going well

calling Uber get to the arena and that is when I start spinning in five to six old-fashioned tip. We'll get out for popcorn and go find her seat. I proceed to pull my phone out and go live on Instagram, which I've never done before.

By this point, I'm bored of mine blackout. I go to get a popcorn refill and come back to our seat, and she is nowhere to just found. After a while, I called her. To see what's up. Turns out she is sitting in our seat. I've just circled the entire arena and sat down in a random section that was nowhere near on.

In fact, it's pretty much a cropped entire arena. She stands up and waves me, and she's on the other side of the court. So, anyway, we end up leaving early. She had to drive my truck back to her apartment because I was, of course, in no shape of drive. And I end up sleeping in the bed of my truck in her apartment's parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, I like that one back. How accurate is this story from your perspective?

I'll give it to him. He's pretty honest. about a lot of it. I'd like to, there's some community notes I'd like to add. But it was so funny when I was listening to this episode, because I was excited to hear some of the stories. I had totally blocked this day out of my memory. And so when he was telling the story, I'm like, oh my God, been there. And then immediately I was like, I cannot believe that this guy called in. So it's probably been like weighing on him for some time. So if I could take this time and this platform. Again, thank you, gentlemen.

That's your platform. Yeah. To correct some things. So, sweet guy, I don't remember meeting him at the meetup. And that's one thing I said to him when we got to the cocktail bar. I don't remember ever meeting you. So I don't know if he maybe found me later, but I genuinely don't remember meeting him at the meetup.

So you just got a random DM from a guy and you were like, probably connected over the fact you listened to the same podcast or something. thing or how did it happen yeah so I was going to this restaurant in Houston I don't oops said the city oh well um that is called blue Dorn and he had slid into my DMs and said what's their deal like Dorn deal that's good that's good that's good that's good that's good and I said it was like oh is that like a circling back bit he was like yeah I met you at the meetup I was like I there's a lot of people yeah it's a good could have been a glance and blue and don't worry I don't remember much from that

meetup either oh yeah you guys ran he got into one we went to what's the Mexican restaurant. L-TM Bovaney. Yeah, we doubled up. That's right. That was a mistake. Brett broke a wine glass at the end of the night. No, you broke the wine glass. No, I did not.

I had to clean up your mess. I did not bring it. In front of Caroline's family, Randy spiked a glass of Rosea on kitchen table. That might have been well. It wasn't me. Actually, it was Will. I was sorry for throwing it. It was definitely Will.

It was just Will. Yeah. And then Sally took him home. He said that we exchanged some flirty messages. We didn't. I pulled up our conversation. conversation and I do feel bad I was bone dry to him like no and I had just recently gotten out of a relationship so I wasn't really interested in dating until he said courtside and I'm like well

that would be fun what a good way to get my spirits up so he mentioned that he had acquired some tickets to Houston Rockets game and he said that they were courtside seats let's go get a drink and then go and I was like you know what it's been a month or so since the breakup I can go on a date So we agreed to go to a cocktail bar in Houston, and he texted me. Honestly, he only beat me by about 15 minutes. So I don't know how he drank so quickly. Maybe that was a fib. But I got there, and I do remember him acting a little funny.

But I didn't think he was drunk. He didn't have enough time to get drunk. Is he a man of size? Did you go on a date with flounder? No, but flounder was a huge. A huge topic of conversation on this date. This is a new revelation. Yeah.

This is a revelation to me. I didn't know that there was any connection there. But he's, what, is he like Dylan's size, Randy's size? How tall are you? Six one. Shorter than Dylan. More built than all of you a little bit. You're asking me for facts.

I mean, he's like a truck. Actually, he's like, he's like, he's like a pussy. Oh, goodness. Yeah, this guy used nachos. Anyway Wide load Like a wider guy Wider guy

I mean kind of built like Randy but taller Hmm Anyway Is you saying Randy's more built than I am 59 510 Oh Anyway

I don't get it I'm taller than you Dave I still just don't get I don't get that I don't get I don't interrupt the lady please Sat down at the bar

Let me ask a lady please Felt a little awe, but whatever, I maybe thought he was nervous or something. He had a old-fashioned in front of him that was halfway through, but I figured it's got to be his first drink. I was only 15 minutes behind. He immediately was like, oh, it's good to see you again. And I was like, dude straight up, like, I don't remember meeting you. He's like, it's all good. We were all drunk.

And immediately he brings up flounder. He's like, you know flounder, right? And I'm like, no, really, but I didn't. Like, I was still kind of a new listener at this point, and I knew Flounder was like the flyfishing guy, but... Flounder onto Flounder. That could be, you also could be confusing him with fly fishing Charlie. No. Apply named.

No. You probably don't know him. Okay. But fly fish. Yeah. Anyway, he then proceeded to pull up Flounder's Instagram, like, trying to convince me that I knew Flounder and I didn't. Anyway, we had to get to tip off, so we get to the Rockets game, we sit down in our seats, and that's where I found out that. They weren't court side, just whatever, it's fine.

We get to our seats and this is when I can tell this guy must have hammered some drinks because we hadn't gotten anything yet. So I suggested we get popcorn out of my own interest, but I thought I should probably get some food in this guy. And we get popcorn and get back to the seats. He pulls out his phone, gets on Instagram, goes live. That's crazy. What a move.

Come on. What a move. Like selfie style? Like show in the arena? Well, it's first him. The game hadn't started yet. Dude. I think Tillman Fertita owns those rights.

First, it was him on Instagram live. He did ask if he could show me. And I was like, no, dude. Like, why are you going live? And he said, the boys aren't going to believe that I'm with you. Which I thought was sweet. That's nice. Okay.

Thoughts? Like, in what way? Like, I think he was telling me that I was cute, which was, yeah. Yeah, there was like a nice way to do that, I guess. But Instagram Live wasn't the move. What kind of numbers was he doing? I think you have three live viewers. That's good, dude.

That's good. Dude, the boys weren't believing it. Does he want a podcast? Honestly, y'all should have him on. But yeah, he then flipped it to me. And I did exactly what you said I did, by the way. I was like, what's up? Go Rockets.

What do? What do? So then we're sitting there, game starts. And this is when he wanted nachos. So I was like, all right, why don't you run up and get the nachos? I'll sit here. He's gone for like 30 minutes, by the way. And at this point, I'm like, there's no way he left.

Like, there's no way. I was like, I would assume he got sick and he's in the bathroom. Right. And I was like, okay, I'll just give him a few more minutes. So I call him, I call him. He's not answering. Finally, he calls me back. And he's like, where are you?

I'm like, my guy. I'm in our seats. Like, where are you? He's like, I'm in our seats. I'm like, I haven't left. You journeyed to get nachos and never returned. He's like, I'll stand up and wave. I know I'm in our seats.

Brother was eight sections over, waving. And I'm like, dude. He's not your seats, dog. So I was like, I'll meet you up on the concourse. I like, go meet him up on the court. And at this point, and he had been drinking at the game, too. So, I mean, completely slosh. at this point.

I think we're like maybe nine minutes into the game. I'm like, we should probably head out. Like, we'll go get your truck. I'll drive you home. And he was like, no, no. Like, I think he was like, let me come back to your place and just like rest it off. I'm like, all right. Like, you can come back and chill.

Like, I wouldn't want you driving anyway. We get back to my apartment. And he was like, let me come up, but nothing's going to happen. Trust me, nothing's going to happen. I said, dude, dude, trust me. nothing's going to happen. And he was like, I don't know, just being very drunk and loud. So I let him come up, have some water.

And ultimately, I said, you should go sleep in the bed of your truck. I said, you're not going to drive home, but I don't want you sleeping in my place. This was like, it just wasn't a good first date. I'm not going to let him crash. And put him in the bed of his truck. That was that. Didn't, did not hear from him. Actually, ever again.

The first time I heard, like, we just kind of. maybe mutually agreed that probably not a good fit. He was on wet the bed watch. You can't let him sleep on your couch. He might have left the bad. The truck bed. Yeah. Was it a sitting that done before?

Why didn't sleep inside his truck? I don't remember. Was it lift? Yeah, no, it was a big, I'll give him, because it was kind of fun to drive. I was like, big truck. It feels like a bus kind of. It was truck month too. Yeah.

Did he even make it to the second quarter, huh? No, we were nine minutes into the game. How did he explain the, the variance in seats? Like, oh, yeah. Yeah, court side, by that I meant. Well, I remember him just being like, oh, yeah, I misread the ticket. And I was like, we all do that. Yeah, I totally do that.

Just trying to brush it off. It's fine. But yeah, we never spoke again. So it was nice to hear his voice. And I will say he was pretty honest about a lot of the details. Good for him. Yeah. You see like Bamat a bio by any chance at the game?

I didn't. Okay. I'm trying to remember that Rockets team. Yeah. You're talking about your in-a-tees. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you want. If you wanted to purchase one. That's what Bev Rockets, I believe, right?

I don't know. Man, Rockets 20-20-3? 20-20-2? 2020-22 Houston Rocket. Pull it up, Randy. What are we working with? 22 Houston Rockets. I'm going to say, is that still Chris Paul?

I thought it was Chris Paul. If there's a BAM out of bio or a Surge, Baca, what we got here? Oh, drafted Jabari Smith. Yeah? That's a death. Okay. Does he work out? Stages of the rebuild.

Yeah. Oh, DJ Augustine. Touch is great, Dylan. Oh, hell yeah. Willie Colley Stein. Shout out to a former Maverick great. Okay. Yeah, Jalen Green, of course.

Sure. That Bobon. This is a team. Oh, yeah. That team ston. So it wasn't even worth sticking around for her. So he did me a favor. Yeah.

This is 22, 23 season. I don't know if that's what you guys are looking for. Yeah. Man. That's just a good clean. fumble like nobody got hurt clean property was damaged i do think he texted me the next day and apologized but i was kind of over it okay well yeah shot you you know land the plane good job driving yeah yeah i don't mess with that stuff but tucked him in real nice in the bed of his truck

did you give him a blanket i didn't didn't have one to spare how old was he at this point i think we can do a range we don't have to i mean 20 he was probably 26 or 27 man something's gone wrong if you're sleeping in the bed of the truck in the mid 20s yeah yeah that's typically like a high school thing maybe once or twice in college maybe once again uh you know up to you turn 40 and you're married other than that and I went out there in the next morning in checks he was already gone by the time that yeah I got out there do man damn yeah just like that's true fumble it's clean shout out to my guy he's been he's been In contact through DMs.

Well, and he's clearly been thinking about that for a few years. So you're forgiven. It's all good. We did say, he sounds like a sweet enough guy. Super sweet guy. Just sweet guy, nice guy. Just might have had a couple. Sweet and sloshed.

A couple old fashions. Yeah. Who, you know, who among us, right? He screwed up with the five or six old fashions. That's crazy. I'll tell you where he didn't. In quick succession, it sounds like. What the going live?

No, he didn't screw up by showing you Flounder's Instagram. I just did a little, a little back of that. What's the connection again with Flounder? I guess they just didn't. I guess they fish together. Yeah, this guy's big into the outdoors. God, what a lecture. Go to that, bottom middle, bottom middle.

He's the most photographic man I've ever seen. Dude, look at that. He's just bagging birds. We've long said that Flounder, we can't have him on any more content because Barstool is just going to steal him. Snag him. Just throw the bag at him. Yeah, but this was essentially the date.

He was showing me all of Flounder's photos for the first 35 minutes. Oh, yeah, cool. To be fair. And he's like, no, no, check. Look at, look at what he got. That would work on me, dude. Yeah, I mean, seriously, that's just, we're a beautiful man. Enough to get me in.

Look that redfish, dude. Come on. Yeah, dude. Striper. What a guy. What a guy. Scroll down down. That's a Delance part.

That's Vegas. Keep going. Oh, my Lord. Photogenic for sure. Look at this guy. Look at that toothache. That's hanging on by a thread. That's like, that's ripped from how I was going to say that.

I was literally just about to say that. That's thick rip. I was trying to find a rip like a Ripping lips Like quit trip or something I don't know What a man Keep working

Yeah Okay All right good stuff What a date Is that Raleigh fingers? Yeah This guy Hell yeah

That's insane mustache On old Rale For some reason He has his uniform on Is that what he just wears it around Still Like Yitraud Oh you can't

Do you go out Like Rolly Fing Doesn't each road Just wear it His, like, his, like, uniform, like, in everything. Any kind of ceremony? He played in, like, the Mariners. I don't even know if it was, like, an alumni game.

I think he just played with the boys in a, like, in a inner squad. He could probably still hit 275. Ichero? Yeah. If he played his whole career in Seattle, he didn't start in the U.S. until he was, like, 29. Randy, can you look that up? I need to look up.

When was Ichiro's, look up, Ichero baseball reference? Ichero. No, not even close. It didn't have much confidence. I-C-E-R-O was Randy. Yeah. Go to a baseball referee. It should be like the second one.

Randy, what was his wins above replacement? And we're about to find out, David. Looks like my ad blockers on. Yeah, it is. Blocking out the haters. How is his whip? There you go. What are you looking at right now?

War 60. I want to know what age he was when he first started playing in the U.S. He was 27. You got to see this chimp? What's going on with it? Oh, they recaptured it. That's nice. Chimp on the loose escaped from the Indianapolis Zoo.

Randy, you ever been to that zoo? No, I don't think so. That's a terrifying situation, honestly. Did they get all the Mississippi ones? Yeah, what's up with all those? Those weren't chimps, though. What were those? Those were like small monkeys.

Lebers, perhaps. Chimps on the loose, you need to lock your shit down. Yeah. Are they aggressive? Oh, they'll tell your shit apart. I thought that was a gorilla. That too. No, gorillas can't.

They can, but they're not as well. Chimps are more powerful. Yeah. Chimps will literally pull your fingers off. Oh. And rip your face off. Did you never see that lady you had a pet chimp and it turned on her? And didn't they make a horror movie about a chimp or something?

Probably. Play with the apes too. 28 days later. It's different. They assembled. Chips do weird shit. They're weird, man. I don't want to get graphic, but they, like, if you're a man,

who pull your wiener off. Yeah, they will pull it off. Yeah, they do weird, like I said. Why does it have access to that area? Because they're chimps. It's wild. Like, they don't, they don't fight fair. Like, it's not going to be a, it's not a casual, like, it's not like, it's not like, just walk up, like, Duke's up.

Nah, you know, he just don't hands with it. It's not a friendly fade. They grab. Not a friendly fade. So you, you, so take a cheetah, but you can't take a chimp? Hmm. Yeah. Someone sent me this the other day.

A cheetah has never in history, recorded history, killed. a human being. Really? Really? The source on that was a little, the Twitter account I was from. Well, dude, anyone here could take a cheetah. They're not, they're not hard to, dude, they're built for, they're built for speed, man. They're not, they're not built to go to the mat.

That's true. I mean, it's got one shot at you, and then if you get, if you get your hands on, it's to. I just, I think we're underestimating, how many times have I said this? It's the same discussion, 20 times in the last decade. I think we're underestimating just a, wild animals primal instinct to not die oh you're we're we're the same thing we're all animals come on dog i'm sorry you're saying i like everybody in this room

we're just softer than you don't even wear a helmet what are you talking about i get i get my hands on that thing's throat is fucking done but that's that's the that's a thing can you get yes i think you're i think you're underestiming the damage you're going to take oh i'm going to get scratched up i'm not no doubt i'm going to be bleeding at the end of it but I'm walking out of it. And they're incredible athletes. So am I. Have you said?

They're very fast. They're very fast. But that's all they have. Their leaping ability is insane too. Okay. He's going to out leap me. How's that helping him in a fight? If I'm in a fight with somebody bigger than me, I would love the ability to leap.

Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah. You're just going to start jumping around. I might throw a kick. Okay. Or a jump punch. I'm not afraid of the cheat of kicking me.

Or like when the guy's lunging, oh, I just left over your head. No, you would butt. He looks silly. You would button, Matt. dude i'm not a button match you're you kind of struck yeah no start flailing let's get street fighter going out there on the twitch no right who's you're the gamer that Dave did when we played street fighter turbo on on twitch he was pretty pretty good at it who's your fighter uh I'll be ryeu I'll take you down with gile I'll hit you with a sonic boom or I'll just go old school

go zangeefe look thank you what are you can this is what dude this is what men I do. No, I was like a fusion frenzy girl on Xbox. I don't know what that is. Tough crowd. Sounds like some lame shit. Yeah, for sure. Did Spyro, Gex?

It's a Gex or Gecko? You remember Gex? I remember Gex. Crash Bandicoot. Oh yeah. Okay. You're getting there. It was super smash bros, right?

And then we graduated to like, no, never did that. We were like Tony Hawk Pro Skater family. Great soundtrack. And then. You know Will's like outstanding at Tony Tom. He's fine. He really is good. Why is everybody here so good at a one specific game?

Dylan's got Golden Tea. Apparently you're a street fighter menace. Ray's. He's not that fucking. Well, I could take Will at Tony Hawk Pro Skater. No. The heck you could. You've never even seen my game.

Dude, Will is like, you put the control and you're like, how are you still that good at it? But I like to see it. The soundtrack bobbed off to. He lands every trick in a manual. I don't know how you, like, you can't, that's physically impossible. Who is a skater? Bucky Lassick probably Is he Bucky?

That's good. I was always bam. At a bio? Gotta give it off. You got to give it off. Please somebody buy this off. No one wants to buy it. Somebody offered $14 for my search.

Just get some money back to self-respect. That would be a $900 plus dollar loss. Dude, that's the best you're going to get. How much money did you do? Dave, I don't want to pay more than... Are you going to settle up with a loss? It was over a grand. Yeah, it was over a grand.

Oh, no. That's insane. I said, I said as soon as I did it. I got to make fun of this way more. No, yeah, yeah. I said, I said when I did it, I said, I know what's happening here. I just can't not try it. And I got smoked.

I was the last fool in line. There were a lot of people that were very, very in on this. You weren't like the only one. You know that Michael Jordan meme? He was looking down at his phone like, with the guy who sold it to you? That's a face he made. Yeah, because you can see the sale price. He doubled his money in like 90 minutes.

That's great. And that was my plan. Yeah, chimps don't fight fair. No, no. They'll rip your shit on. Don't they eat it too? I think they make you eat it. They're feeling mockish.

Are they the, like, do they look for a fight? Because most of the animals are like, I'm good. I think they just look to destroy. I don't, I don't really know. I don't know. Not brushed up against enough of them. I feel like they just don't have a conscious. And they're very, very strong.

Very strong. They're like the psychopaths of the ape world. How did Jane Goodall, like God rest her soul? How did she get in with them? Like, how do you become friends? Was she hot? Oh, I think, yeah, Rainey, can you look that up? Okay.

Do you know, do you befriend a chimp? Is that the question here? Yeah, kind of. I don't know. Like, how do they accept? You're probably going to raise it from, you know, infancy. and like beat it. No, because that's what happened to the chick.

I thought she just went to their tribe and was like, what's up? I think it's like owning a pit bull. Like it's probably going to be fine, but it might turn on you. Yeah. Yeah. Look at young Jane, dude. And also, I think she was more gorillas. No, she was chips.

Was she chips? It's kind of cute. That's a chimp. That's a chimp all right. Oh, okay. I'll be damned. They're so cute when they're little. Well, she.

You just got to give them bananas. That's how you do. I get served a lot of the videos of like, tourists in like the jungles of parts of Africa where they're just sitting there and gorillas are walking by and you know they have to be real still and don't look the don't look them in the eye don't and then like the the little ones start messing with them and they just have to sit there and like meanwhile they'll pan the camera over to like the alpha silverback and you're like dude what do y'all do i know i don't get it either i and like don't put yourself in that you're

putting yourself in like the most dangerous that's where they live one will walk by and just grab them by the leg and just like give it a little tug. Yeah, just to fuck with them. Just to, like, you know I could destroy you right now if I wanted to. And like, I don't do that. I don't want it to happen. Messing with your ass. Because I don't, I don't like death.

But if I get served that video of like, here's one gone wrong. Yeah. I'm watching. I don't want to watch it. It's hard to look away. Because a gorilla, I want to see how it's a gorilla going to do it. Don't rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. You wouldn't watch.

I don't want to watch that. They're so strong. You do get served stuff like that. Dylan's Twitter feed is a So does Dave He's gonna look up like Rainforest poker I've got no I've got

Mexican poker Yeah it's Mexican poker's a big player Mexican poker's a big player Rainforest poker is where they just go When there's a bunch of gorillas These poor ladies are getting truck I don't want to see an animal Rips somebody apart

That's very unpleasant No me neither But Dave's watching Mexican poker Out here at the desk You could go to any rodeo And watch Mexican poker The thing about that is There are much better places

To play poker In the middle of a fucking bull ring Yeah with a live bowl And a dog I'm not even playing a poker with a pit bull no I'm not doing that I don't want to take money off of pit bull

dude Dala truly crazy game You call his bluff he's just staring at you like I'm gonna fucking get this guy Like fuck Why's it all women? I fold What's it just like a ladies night

I don't know Is that what Ladies night Is that what a list is like Hey Majan we're playing Mexican majean What if Alyssa is like I don't like your chances against this bowl We were at that

In Sonora at that ranch there we pulled up on a, you know, Longhorn. Remember I posted that picture that Longhorn? There was another cow and then there was another bull and then there was a goat that they like befriended them. They all, that's like their crew. And we're like, Rhodes, my oldest son was like, what's, what's that one's name? And they're like, oh, it doesn't have a name.

You can name it. And like, what do you want to name it, Rhodes? He goes, booty. It's good thing. And so like the rest of the time, every time we saw a guy, he's like, is that booty? I'm like, why did you say that? It's good, dude. Yeah, so like now every day, we see when he'll be like, I wonder what booty's doing.

I'm like, yeah, I wonder what booty is. Jeez. What that booty do is. What are you doing at school? Guys, I have a funny story. Totally off topic, nothing to do with booty or chimpanzees. But every now and then my GM at work, he'll, like, ride around with me going through my territory. And you know how your car will, like, automatically start whatever you were listening to?

I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Randy, this actually has to do with you. Me? The first thing, and this is my first time riding around, my brand new GM, we get in the car, my car's on full blast, and it's you talking about your 3D printed little, you know, loud, yep, go ahead.

I still haven't put these on anyone's cars. That was the first sentence out of your mouth. Yeah. Are you allowed to show those? Just dropped a wiener. There's a lot going on back there. I didn't. Someone sent them to me because I said it was my dream.

It was my dream to have this. That was the sentence out of your mouth. And my GM was like, what's going on, Carly? So then I had to explain the whole story, explain the whole podcast. Oh, my God. We're sorry. We're sorry. Okay.

Would you rather have your GM get in the car and hear that? Or your GM gets in the car and it's Randy reading a small biz September. We're talking about Corpus Christi. Can you not say Corpus Christi? I kept on saying Corpus Krispies. Oh. Which should be a thing. He said it twice.

We wouldn't let the first one slide, but then he ran it back with the Corpus Crispi. We're like, all right, Randy. Corpus crispy. Have you got any DMs on Diadillos mortes? Mortos. Mortos. Mortos. Anyway, all that to say, I make sure that circling back's not playing.

anymore. That's why. GMs don't listen to this pod, straight up. They're listening to like business there's got to be a GM of a longhorn steakhouse out there that's a backer. You'd think. Raney is just casually putting away. Tinkering with. I'm putting

my bag of dicks back in the bag. I forgot about those. I didn't mean have you bust those out. Way to go. I thought it was an important anecdote. Why was it, why was that your dream? Yeah, that's good question, Brett. Because I thought it'd be funny. I want to prank my friends with them. And ever since I've had these, I'm going to put one on your car.

You get one behind a keyboard, too, there. You just got a dream bigger. You got a dream bigger. Yeah. There you go. I agree, Dad. You just set your goals a little bit higher, man. Sorry, you guys are, you know what?

I have accomplished my dreams. Actually, I wanted to be suction cups so I can put on people's mirrors. So we're still, it was dreaming big. Have you watched chair company yet? No. Do we, we're trying to work our way through Frankenstein, man. You still haven't? We watched like 30 minutes of it last.

God, stop chopping up movies. Dylan, Dylan, there's one thing about Dylan. He'll chop up a movie. I do the same. To be honest, it's Chelsea's falling. I told you. Pour her out. She heard me pour her out about this already.

She's like, I heard what you said. Well, and she goes, it's true. It's real. Yeah. I feel like you were sleeping during movies before this, too. Yeah. This has been the thing. You were.

You used to have trouble, too. I have trouble falling asleep in theaters. I do that. I do that a lot, especially when I take parks a movie that I'm not interested in. It's like, dude, I'm just going to, I just doze off. I'm going to goze out a nap. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever fallen asleep in a movie theater. I've done it probably seven times. Wow. It's so many times. Yeah. I've only done it once and it was the most recent one. I actually, one time during the middle of the day, I went to go see like a Marvel movie. It was before I had a flight.

So it was like 2.m. I'm like on like on Tuesday, 2 p.m. And the guy next to me slept the entire movie. It was like, I was like, I missed the movie. I'm like, wait, hold on, you just came in here, got on the recliner and slept for like it took an hour and a half nap I'm like this guy just want to get away from his like wife just he had slept that good in years you know that was a movie day it's like 62 degrees in there I don't know yeah it's optimum

you know why you and I can't fall asleep in movie theaters Dave uh we have small bladder we have to pay yeah absolutely I fall asleep just fine like a lot of movies action movies too I shouldn't be sleeping oh yeah yeah it's those recliner seats kind of a waste of like $27 dollars isn't it? Dylan fell asleep at the original Star Wars. That's an old guy joke. Yeah. I didn't go see it at the theater. Dylan actually fell asleep in the 40x movie theater. No, that's impossible. I can't fall asleep in those, man. You have to hold on, or you'll fall out of your seat. You'll get tossed from it. They vibrate? They move around. Brett, it's like you're on a roller coaster. What? You have to like. And like you can feel water and

stuff. I don't need that. It's snowed inside the theater. Yeah. Well, they have water that's, it sprays you with water but the funniest part is your seat like it jolt you around but it's not like a gentle jolt like it'll toss you damn it's really funny for do we have one here yeah oh fuck i want to see like Jurassic park to be in the jeep at um chased by a t-rex yeah there's one at uh gateway regal okay oh really yeah i only went at like seaworld and it was like a haunted house one and there was a scene where a guy like spit out coke and you like felt the coke yeah it was And it was like, now it's for all movies. It's not just like those special like thrill rides because they had like a Muppets one and a Lila one.

You went to the Muppets thrill. Yeah, I was like, back in the Universal, they had like a Muppets one. You know, my parents like when I went to Sea World when I was a kid and I wanted to sit in the splash zone, they're like, no. And now I get it. I'm like, yeah, you're right. Yeah. We were not a splash zone family. We didn't need to sit in a splash zone.

You can't turn your water feature off, though. There's a little button on your seat. You don't want to get wet. That's all. It's just like, I'll keep the vibration and the snow, but no water. All I think you can turn off is water. You can just go to Dillens and sit on his commode. He's got the Tushy.

Yeah. That's right. Which can be yours by using promo code. Actually, I have it up right here. You and my dad only wants you say commode. Steam for 10% off your first bidet order at hellotushy.com. But it's an accessible one. I've heard of the Andreys.

Yeah, yeah. You don't have to go to Home Depot and get like the extra hookup for the plumbing. Just snaps right in. It's true. I'm going to tell James, he, I think. told them that i like watching movies alone he didn't like that i did that i tell him i'll go tell him that i'm gonna watch the odyssey with him only if we can go see it in 40x he'll probably you'd really get splashed there famously he's got to calm down about that movie he's already

texting me about oh yeah he's already he's gonna it's generational i'm gonna i'm gonna troll him like the movie look like it sucks dude dude he'll he'll actually be mad like i don't he was like that with the he did hurt with the batman and i like two years before before we even started filming he was like this is going to be the best movie ever i'm like how do you how can you say that like it could just be batman shitting in a bucket for like 20 minutes like you don't know what this movie is going to be you can't but you probably guess it's not going to be it could be though and that became a joke and it's a joke that it's just going to be a batman i just got i just got a call from my wife i said what's up recording rare read that my lie uh listen said i'm hungry

hungry okay damn what are you going to get Bring her dog. Yeah, bring her some. She probably should. She'd like that. What do you do? Oh yeah. Thanks for the biscuits.

Birdbird biscuit. Yeah, shouts delicious. New spot. Unbelievable. It's a new hot spot in town. Very, very good. Really good. On South Lamar.

She also brought us Celsius and olipop with a bow on it. Thank you, Carl. She's very thought. Very nice. That's a nice touch. Any other humorous stories you'd like to share with us? I'm trying to think. In general or about circling back?

Just in general. Like, what's going on? This is a new segment. It's called it. What's going on with Carl's? I think nobody knows what I do for work, which is kind of fun. I'm at a different place every day. I was touring a steel facility yesterday.

That was great. They're using robots now instead of people. I don't know if you guys are heard of this new chance. Taking our jerbs. That's right. Dylan, did you lose your job at the factory? No one gets that joke. He had a couple shifts.

He was picking up. Tough times. It's an inappropriate joke. It's not funny. I'm sorry. No, that's good. That's really it.

It's so crazy to me that, yeah, I've listened to y'all for such a long time. I guess not as long as most people, but it's been nice. I helped. How many years ago was that, Randy, when we came in here to paint the studio to perfection? Oh, yeah. Didn't mess up once. Probably 2022. I mean, yeah, it had been.

that's when we moved in here. So it was probably fall, 2022. Yeah. Randy Carl's a little paint and sip. Turned out great. Looks good. Yeah. But yeah.

I didn't have to correct any mistakes. No mistakes. From someone at all. Why were you, per one of your recent Instagram stories, you were selling, I believe, gloves that are supposed to be cutproof. And so a guy just tried to slice his hand open. Oh, so crazy. Might land the account, though, so that'll be good.

Hey. Part of my job is to sell P.P. P.E. Hard hats, gloves, best, things of that nature. And went to a pretty big glove opportunity. And the director of safety was asking about the specs of the glove. He said, are these a certain cut level? He said, a thousand percent, yes. He goes, how sure are you? I said, I would bet my life on it. I was just trying to close a deal. He pulled out like. Oh, no. A hot dog? Not a pocket knife Like a knife with like a cover

Randy I feel like you like it Like a sheath A machete type thing Holds up his hand With the glove that I'm trying to sell him And cuts into his hand And I had to act like so chill Because I'm trying to maintain

That I know everything about gloves Ultimately he did not cut his hand I thought that's where this was going We've written up the purchase order And it's looking pretty good All right What a wild move. He called you out right there on the spot.

He's like, all right. Yeah, I wanted to pass away. Wow. Like a glove from the movie. We do movie stuff here. That's good. I thought you're doing like an OJ situation there. There's a number of ways.

I was thinking Gary Payton, OJ, you know OJ. So this is the steel factory guy? No, this was a different account. This is a pavement account. Just leave it that. That guy hates the subs. Oh, yeah. I do hear a lot of complaints about.

He'll pour one out, that's right. You can't rely on the subs ever. No, they're just not reliable. But yeah, he tested the glove right in front of me. And then I joked that we should go test the fall protection harnesses next. It's a good joke. You shouldn't have called him. He probably wanted to.

He declined. Did any of the guys ever, like, put the gloves over their head and blow and, like, they get big? What I'm talking about? Those very latex gloves. Yeah, that's always a good bit. Yeah, that's a good one. That's actually what I do in the presentation. That's good.

They're like, oh, okay. Yeah, that would be the craziest story. Do you need a forklift guy by any chance? We actually offer forklift training, and you're probably due for yours, so we can talk off camp. You're not certified in Texas. My cert ran out, yeah, 2019.

We'll get you a nice certificate, though. It'll look really good. Yeah. Does it have the steering wheel to, like, the knob on it? Ours did, yeah. Those are sick. You know those ones? Yeah.

Buzz around. Oh, yeah. We'd fuck around with people. OSHA was not happy. I was going to say, OSHA's probably on your house. No, they weren't happy with what we were doing in the back. They never showed up, though. Yeah, we'll get you signed up for some training.

I could probably use it. It's good commission for me. You make money off of my forklift training? Hell yeah. No, dude, I'm just schlepping trainings just for funsies. They don't give it away. I mean, we need more forklifts. It's good work if you can get it.

Just like they say in economics, there's no such thing as a friend's. free forklift training. That's what they say. That's what they say. It's tinsed off. That's right. I'll sub it out, probably. Well, what a coffee Friday we just had.

What are you all doing tonight? Man, I'll be an enchanted rock. That's right. Under the stars. Haunted. Nice. Do you sleep in a tent? Yeah.

It's nutty. Last time I did it, the coyotes, I told us on the pod, coyotes were insane all throughout the night. It sounded like there were 50 of them. outside my tent. Honestly, they woke me up there so loud. So I live in Scottsdale and coyotes are constantly on the golf courses. Really?

Like watching you just shank every single shot. That's tough. An audience of like four coyotes. Just cackling at you? Cackling. Building rockets and anvils and stuff. What do they sound like when they're cackling? Go ahead.

They kind of chirp. They kind of chirp. She always did it. They're like, they're just, yeah. They were like, yeah. They were like, yeah. We played golf out there. They were watching me just fucking.

piss missiles out there mangy little fuckers yeah you performed well in front of the coyotes i'll give you that they loved it they're running into the walls and shit yeah i doubt that was wiley we've seen the cartoon but he built he did a whole golf course thing and fred just hit his golf ball right into it he thought it was a full course he thought it was a whole he got my ass it's good they're like at the turn just uh dancing on the bar okay bad okay you know what I mean Yeah. One time I almost died after going to that bar. It's true story.

What happened? What happened? I got a hot dog from a street vendor in Bricktown, Oklahoma City, and I went home and was very drunk and ate it and I started choking on it. And I had to double fist under my rib cage. You give yourself the hymn? Yeah, a shot. Dude, I'm not kidding.

Projectile from me to this camera. Did they schedule a meeting during lunch? Dude, this is at like 1.30 a.m. That's scary, dude. I was living alone, too. Yeah. It wasn't even that big of a deal at time, but now I think about it. How was that not a big deal at the time?

Because I was pretty drunk, and I was kind of, I was more like, dude, that shot all the way across the room. And I just was like, was it like a serious like you couldn't breathe situation? Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Yeah, man. You were full on showdown. But now I know that this just double fist, like, well, double fist. It works.

Ladies. My mom. I teach that in some of our training. so really okay to sign up for that man my commission's

growing by the minute guys what training you need I was gonna tell a story that didn't and happy my mom was in a grocery store

one time they had like a food sample station and this woman in front of her ate a sample and choked

and like guys were giving her the heimlich and she died right there in the grocery store yeah pretty fucking nuts

I thought that's where we were doing with like a nut out yeah we got to know what was the food he said they were pretty nice

I don't remember if she choked and they couldn't get it out. I have a funny. Yeah, true story. Yeah, have you have something better than that? Something more funny than that one? Something uplifting. This is actually a funny choking story. My brother, so we were younger, he had all his friends over and they were like a couple

years older than me. So like we all thought they were so cute. My mom made spaghetti. And I, big pasta fan, how's the spaghetti? Randy's not. Randy does it like a tight. I don't even ignore. That's fine.

Weird. Can you believe that? Anyway, it took a big bite of spaghetti and I, like, half the spaghetti went down my throat, but the other half didn't. So it was, like, hanging out, like, I had spaghetti hanging out of my mouth, but I was choking. Did you forget to chew it on the way down? Yeah, like, it was not good. Oh, my God.

So I'm, like, choking. I stand up on the table. By the way, there's, like, eight of my brother's friends, my sister, my mom's in the kitchen. Like giving the universal sign for choking. Nobody's reading that. So I then have to get up on the table and I'm, like having so much trauma reliving this, pulling the spaghetti out of my mouth in front of my friend.

Literally like a magician. Anyway, I survived. Live to tell the tale. Sheesh. None of his friends ever hit me up. I've told this before. My choking story as a kid is almost the most ironic one. Hey, there you go.

Yeah, yeah. I think about what the word was. Ironic. I, uh, when I was four years old, I choked on a lights, lifesaver. I thought you weren't supposed to choke on those. It has a little hole, so like I felt like I could breathe through it, but like it's a four-year-old, little throat and all that stuff. Probably panicked. Yeah, but like a choked-down lifesaver.

Dramatic. Fucking babies. They had to pull, put me upside down and hit the bottom of my feet to get it out. Damn. Is that the old school technique? The bottom of your feet? What? Yeah, apparently that's what I was.

I was told. I don't know, man. It was at the eye doctor. It was at the eye doctor. It's not like you know that, but that's what I was told. I don't think that's how you do that. You can't get this jar open. Pop the bottom.

They catch a bottle me. I'm still here. So yeah, if I would have died choking on a lifesaver, that would have been the most ironic way to die. Your family would have made serious money. He hesitates before he says ironic. It's like, Damn. Because I want to say unironic, but it's ironic.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Spaghetti is like one of the least flattering things to choke on. It's because it's like the noodles. It's just like. Imagine. It's like, it was like 10 years old.

No one looks hot eating spaghetti. No. That's why you can't do it on a first day. And it whips around too and sprays like sauce all over the place. I, I had some success back in the day with a spaghetti first day. It was me and this, uh, dog. Yeah. That I recently linked up with it.

Is she a real lady? The dog is crazy. Yep. She was a real lady. that's lady dog it was crazy did you do the thing like at the end of the first day where you guys like made out we rubbed noses oh that's the i don't remember how the rest of that movie went so that's all i've got so randy one time he was telling me he had a weekend uh he made lasagna at home and there's this cat that came over huge huge fan of it but then he's like i'm not fucking going to work tomorrow

i hate mondays cat was kind of a dickhead too yeah yeah yeah yeah really low energy yeah I have a piece of shit cat, honestly Garfield, I think it was the name. Garfield, yeah. Later assassinated. How was that going? Great. Four episodes, boom, done.

Finish it. I feel like I'm smarter for watching it. Death by Lightning. Limited series? Oh, yeah. What's it about? Did I get struck by lightning? No, he's the president.

What number was he? What was Lincoln, 16? So he's probably like 20, 21st? maybe garth james garfield assassinated spoilerly you probably knew that i know tons of history do you know 20th do you name all the assassinations uh garfield kennedy way attempts lincoln i'm gonna say i'm gonna say full on that like he got got lincoln garfield kennedy i've never heard about garfield assassinations he's a cast of history it's a lesser known He was only three months deep into his term, first term.

And he was a reformer. He was a very progressive guy. Then who took over? His, I mean. His Veep. His Veep. But his Veep, Chester or something or other, I think. Yeah.

Arthur or something. Anyway, he was good. He didn't, I don't want to spoil it. It's good. Nick Offerman's character in the show. It's very good. It's got a little bit of humor in it. It's good.

Watch it. Didn't he also famously played Garfield in something? Probably. Which seems like a life of a candidate. Is that true? He seems like he worked out of Garfield. I think he was the voice. That's a good fit.

Yeah. You're missing William McKinley, Buffalo, New York. Ah, McKinley. Yeah. What happened to him? Got shot. In Buffalo. Western New York.

Sad. Yeah. Then old Teddy Roosevelt had to come in. He was in the Adirondacks. They trained him over to Buffalo. He was in a chair? On that note. What a delightful Friday.

can you just look up real quick did Nick Offerman voice live action Garfield? Why did they do a live action? That was Bill Murray. Was it Bill Murray? Yeah. They shouldn't have done a live action Garfield.

If they did, it should be Offerman. Yeah. Offerman's Ron Swanson. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Good guy. Where can we find you? Ooh, on X at Carly Bergoff.

We just call it Twitter around here. All right, cool. Twitter at Carly Bergoff, Instagram. at Carly Berghoff, dot Bergoff, there might be a dot in there. I'm on TikTok, but I don't give that out publicly. Yeah, and if anyone needs any safety trainings, please hit me up. What's going on on the TikTok? Why are you so secret in?

It's just goofy stuff. Are you trying to like to build a following? Okay. You're just love of the game. Are you doing numbers over there? I like to say at 867. That's my following count that I like. You do a numbers or what?

some of honestly the golf content I should have kept up could have made something of myself could have been invited to your handicap in invitational you keep it a handicap

yeah plus 10 your swing your swing is fucking phenomenal yeah I've don't you calm down it is

no it's a good swing it's a good swing you've come a long way thank you I know I was watching videos from like four years ago when I picked it up not good

no the last swing you posted it was like you just you get the hands through the ball well. Dave and I are still fucking trying. It's night. I have like a simulator at my apartment, so I feel like I get a lot of practice in.

I feel very lucky. Dang, what's the damage on that? I don't speak about my finances publicly. Wow. Good answer. I've invited Brett to go night golfing with me, and he just says, no, I hate you. I want to make a clarification. Can you imagine night golfing with Randy? It would just be at just be at a... He's just on his goofiest.

The goofiest possible. The Garfield movies in the 2000s was Bill Murray. The most recent one was Chris Pat Pratt. Oh, that's a good fit. He does all these. And he's Mario, too. He's also a group or something, right?

Doesn't he do that shit? No, he's not. He's actually a character in the movie. Yeah. He's Star Lord. He plays himself. Peter. Well, he doesn't play himself.

Peter Quill. That's in the C-U-M. Yes, Cinematic. Cinemate Universal, indeed. Right. I've seen one of those. They're good. We'll see Monday.

Have a great weekend. Bye. Let's go out with this one. Do not come. Do not come. I'm going to come. It's good. Oh, I forgot about that.

So insane. Thank you.