Circling Back - Coffee Friday With Steaming Randy

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

Dave, Will, Randy, and Brett go live for a TFM mystery, angry Randy, and Will ranks a room. Presented by Aura Frames- Save on the perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CIRCLING at checkout. Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coffee's for closes on you think I'm fucking with you. I'm not fucking Pretty good stuff from Randy. It's coffee Friday. It's Friday. And this is coffee Friday, as you can tell. We've all got our coffee in front of us and we're drinking it. I'm Dave. I'm going to host producing the aforementioned Randy Trombacchi.

David's got one thing to say. Bing bong. What are you drinking? I'm drinking my pre-brew. It was such a hit last time that I decided to do it again. Oh yeah, you hear about this, Will? Tell them about your pre-brew. This is my pre-brew coffee, Will.

I'm not gonna do any jokes that were probably made on the last episode. We were so confused by what was happening, I think we skipped over the obvious jokes. Well, thank you, Randy. Thank you. Yes. I'm drinking out of one of Dylan's mugs.

It says nerd and it looks like it's a NASA thing. Right, he's acting different today. I'm not sure what's up. Yeah, he's got some rizz about him. Here's a guy. Here's a guy who's doing the show for the second week in a row. It's none other than a big game,

the Magic Bullet, Brett Merriman. He's got one thing to say, Dave. Yeah? I love Italy. I love Italy. I love Italy. He kind of has a Xanax thing about him when he's saying it. He just leans over, I love Italy. I can't, I don't have a good trunk, but thanks for having me. That will be on the board by next week. I'd argue today. If we have time between the recording and the later one, then yes. Yeah, you'll forget this weekend. Good call. Right. I got my jitter juice going. We're ready to go. What you got there, Hoss? It's peach vibes. Ah, yeah. Celcius. Yes, yes, yes. Interesting. I've got a wild berry. We're told today that Celsius, potentially not good for you.

Something about sucralose. If you thought it was good for you and you've been drinking it this entire time. Oh, there's no doubt. It's not good for you. You know what I said? I didn't think it was bad for you. Celsius is actually pretty good

if you ain't got a listener in your ear telling you his nasty. Uh special guest today. Uh we didn't know if he's gonna be out. He's got like a what? Will DeFree. Hello. Good to be that. We didn't know if he's going to be out. He's going to like going out. Will the free. Hello. Good to be here. Thank you for having me on the program boys. It's

your first appearance on the new live Coffee Friday. Mm hmm. Which is huge. I'd like to. I need to get ahead of it. Uh allergies have hit your boy like a ton of bricks. Got a little sniffly nose. Aw. Got some itchy eyes. Mm hmm. Little stuffed up sounding. Yep, but mentally about 100%

I think it's whether Leslie I'm here. No, that doesn't really make sense because physically I'm sitting right here, right, right Um, I think it's weather related What's in the pre-brew? It's water That's so stupid. That's so stupid. Well, when you get me, Dave and Randy together, a bit of a **** around. That's what you get. It's fine. You get

coffee Friday. You get live. You get interaction with the chat. What's up chat? Hey, Danny Malloy. Sam. Put up Danny Malloy. Danny Malloy. Oh, that's huge. Let's go, Danny. All the stars are here. We've got Danny Malloy. Jack, what's

up? Jack, you gotta get on the mountains, man. You're getting dumped people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out

there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've

got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out there. We've got a lot of people out them out. Shout out to Jordan of Saps fame. You familiar with that beverage, Dave? Yeah, every time they send us a pallet,

it goes in about four days. Well, they got a new formula. Oh yes. And currently it's in the fridge, getting chilled. We'll crack that later on. And then might've wobbled on over to Don's Depot. I'm dillining. How Christmasy was it?

It couldn't have been more Christmasy. You love Christmas bars, right? I do. There were dueling Christmas parties at Don's Depot. Two Austin companies, of which Barrett Dudley is a member of one. Did they tell you before if they like schedule a competing party with you?

I have no idea, but I walked in and there was like a lady there who was clearly like the wristband lady for the party and we get one we we did not qualify for that but ran into Barrett he was looking unbelievable yeah yeah was he at a holiday party oh yeah the howler the howler holiday will howler holiday party was so he might be a little raspy voice potentially yeah there was a howler and Expedia were last night at Don's Depot the the the

the the the the the the You know all these tech companies are moving to town. Oh, yes, the tax incentives. Yep. Talented recruiting base. Income tax, lack thereof. Here they call them tax incentives.

Oh. Big tax. Yep. Thanks, Randy's in the chat mixing it up. Hey, today's show is presented by The Washed Media Shop. Go to washedmedia.shop. What can you get there? How about a holiday sweater?

You want a holiday sweater? By the way, Dave, can you a personal anecdote, this ad read for our own shop? You ordered a sweater. How long ago? Six days. And it arrived. Yesterday. Yeah.

It was pretty quick. Pretty quick turnaround. Yeah. Very quick. Uh, yeah. I ordered the, uh, the tired elf and, um, blue or green, green. Okay. I have too many blue.

I mean, look, I'm over blue. That's fine. They're calling me bluey. Right. Just like the memes in your Facebook, the ones that you make and post on Facebook. Right. Uh, yeah. So go check it out.

I mean, there's a lot of good stuff. You see this hat in front of me, this hat, we still got a few left. We didn't sell out of these, but we will. Like we said last week, Dave is the, he's the, like Peter, whatever his name is, the master of coin. Dave is the master of hats. If you buy a hat, there's a very good chance

Dave is gonna get his little paws on it, put it in a box and write you a note. Yeah, we like to do more than fulfill. We not only fulfill the box and the order, we fulfill your wildest fantasies by writing a handwritten note. There's gonna be throw-ins, perhaps some stickers. Golf tees. Golf tees.

What's wrong with the sticker? Randy just made a face. Were you making like a Peter Baelish reference from Game of Thrones, Littlefinger? That's what I was doing, yeah. I was confused there. I was thinking Dinklage. Yeah, I thought you were confusing it Thrones? I was confused. I was thinking Dinklage. Yeah. I was like at least he tried but no he turns out he kind of nailed it. Yeah. I guess Peter Dinklage is in the chat if you see. Oh he's got his tiny little

finger. Little finger. My finger's so little. So if you go on the shop right now you get Christmas sweaters, get shirts. The shots to the Opry, the Opry Ski shirt, it's a Brett Merriman original, as is the I Was Inverted sweater. Oh yeah. Yeah. And if you buy on this program, QVC style, you're getting the bell rung. Like Dave, like Dave doing an Oklahoma drill. We got the-

He's getting his bell rung every time. Oh my god. The worst. I probably was concussed multiple times doing that drill. We've got the orders up, so we're checking to see. We'll shout you out. Where do we begin? Let's check this runny.

I thought we didn't do rundowns on these. It's mild rundown. I thought it was a vibe situation. The rundown has three things on it. It's the shittiest thing you've ever seen. Come, Randy, it says here, Randy is steaming. Yeah, I got a segment here. I wouldn't say that I'm steaming.

I would consider this, this is what I'm calling this segment. It's, I don't know how to feel about this. So it's like, I'm confused, but I'm definitely angry. Go ahead, give it a try, Dave. I don't know how to feel about this. Okay, you get it, yeah. Will, you want to go?

Oh man, I don't know how I feel about this. Okay, Brett? You know, I don't know how to feel about this. Okay, you get it. Yeah. Well, you know, I got, oh man, I don't know how I feel about this. Okay. Brett, you know, I don't know. I feel about this. Yeah. Okay. I was, that was Tucker. Yeah, that's Tucker.

So you know, I think, uh, you guys familiar with, uh, one Spotify wrapped? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're still talking about this. I thought it'd be fun if I broke down my five albums of the year. No, I have a little thing. We talked about Spotify and Rapped on an episode,

but we never talked about this on the episode. I didn't see any online discourse about this or any like, we didn't talk about this office. Did you know that they gave you an AI podcast? Were you guys aware of this? What is this? What do you mean? They created two fake people talking to you about your Spotify draft. So last year, I believe they gave us the, uh, the, they did Barstool sign them yet. Brett. Do that. We don't have that. It's a different thing.

Sorry. Last year they gave us the AI DJ, right? So yeah, so the AI DJ is still around and that's the guy like, hey Dave, good morning. Coming at you with a new hit from Turnstyle. This is Poopity Boop. That's not one of their songs.

I don't know. I'm not familiar. I should probably be familiar. So yeah, come come at you, going to switch up the vibe for a second. So they have this AI DJ, but they like gave everyone, I'm assuming everyone it was kind of hidden. I don't think you could really see like a five minute and 30 second, like fake podcast about like your Spotify draft. And here I'm just, how do you find this? You go to the rat Spotify Spotify really Spotify.

I think it's going to put us out of. He also says this is what I'm talking about is I don't know how to feel about this. I'm I'm not going to play the full five minutes, but I'll play the first minute of it just so you can you can see what it's like. Is this the longest bit? It's not a bit. This is seriously this is my segment. Here, listen, listen, it gets better. Do you have the do you have the longest bit? It's not a bit. This is seriously this is my segment here. Listen, listen, it gets better. Do you

have the USB up? I do. It's just not playing. Hold on a second. There's gonna be a joke pay. It's not a joke payoff. I mean, Randy. Oh, Randy. Oh, your bits not landing, Randy. As an AI tool, I utilize it myself. You are just an AI tool. Right, they call me the AI tool. Yeah, I don't like that they're doing this. I feel like it's just another step

in trying to put wash media, you know? No, Dave, if you could AI your voice and just do podcasts every day. We're visiting you from Google's Notebook LM. And we are so excited to unwrap your 2024 Spotify wrapped. It's just kind of bad. Let's see what kind of music you've been listening to this year.

It's gonna be fun to explore your top songs. And artists. And how your taste evolved throughout the year. Okay, so right off the bat, you spent a ton of time on Spotify. Oh wow. 22,797 minutes to be exact. That is a lot of music.

That's right. You are in the top 16% of Spotify listeners worldwide. Wow, top 16%. That's awesome. You must be a serious music fan. I wonder if you use music to like, set the mood. Yeah, or like for different activities. Exactly. Let's see what you were listening to. Okay, let's unwrap your top track. Oh, I'm excited.

What was the song you just couldn't get enough of? Your most played song this year is One More Time. Oh yeah. By Daft Punk. Awesome. From the album Discovery. An iconic album. Definitely.

And wait a minute. I'm worried people don't want Micah talking about music. You are in the top.02 percent of listeners globally for this song. Wow. All right. So so how do we how do we feel about that? It's not a real those aren't real people. No, it's just Micah talking about his music. So it's it's it's making me think like one, they're taking our jobs

with the podcast jobs and then like like there was a point where she's like, all right, let's see here. Like she was looking at notes. There were no notes. How was- Yeah. Welcome to AI dude.

I don't, I don't know how to feel about this. Welcome to AI. I don't like it. And I, it's Micah and a young lady who, she sounds like she, she works for the ringer. Yeah. He sounds like the most podcast voice. It's like if Michael was classically trained in podcasting, he should have been. He went to Mizzou.

He was the head of media. Yeah. He could have been college of journalism. Right. Big J. Big J. Yeah. That's, that's odd.

I hadn't listened to mine. I, I, I kind of drew the line with the, with the DJ last year. So I don't think I'm gonna be taking this in. I don't wanna know what they have to say. I saw it, I can decipher, I can break it down myself. Yeah, I mean, there's no like real new information. It's pretty much all the stuff that was in your slides, but it's the, I forgot what they said,

it's a Google notebook. And I'm familiar with this thing. It's mainly supposed to take like a bunch of notes and this is Google AI thing. And then like you put you put it into this program, and it will create a podcast for you to like listen is for like, I think studying it's a different way, like educational tool. But it's just, it's just weird. It's weird. And I don't like it. And I don't know how to feel about it. Okay. Okay. What do you think, right? You're the big AI guy. It's total support. It's like it's like Dave Portnoy is team alien, like? You're the big AI guy. I'm a big AI guy. It's total support.

It's like Dave Portnoy is team alien. Like he's, I'm team AI. So I don't get, I don't get got when they all come for our jobs. Jack brings up a good point here. Thank you, Jack. Yes. AI could of course never bring us a producer week. That's true.

Very true. Yeah. You had some mess ups this week. This week you had a good one, right? That was not on me. No, there had some mess ups this week. What'd you do? This week you had a good one, right? No, that was not on me. No. Hey, Will. There's a two factor authentication system. Are these fire traps?

Dude, there's a two factor authentication system. I send Randy the episode description. He should read it. He clearly did not. And so he did not authenticate the title of the episode and it was put out as cold call instead of exactly five minutes. All the graphics were correct. I didn't read it.

Yeah. The only thing I really ever read is to make sure all the ads are correct. That's my guy right there. God, dude, that reminds me, isn't it funny how the people we love most are often the hardest to shop for? Dude, I think about that a lot.

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Gift. It's gift. Okay. Yeah. I just want to make sure. Dylan's gift. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to make sure Dylan's not here to correct it. Okay. Named number one by wire cutter. Aura frames makes it incredibly easy to share unlimited photos and videos directly from your phone to the frame and when you give an aura

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here's here's a bunch of picks of the kids, your nephews and nieces. They're going to love it. Can I say something about it? Please. It's a good, a good under the tree gift. It like looks good wrapped. It's got some weight to it. It's got some weight to it.

Like you pick up that some, some of a gun, and that's like, that's a good gift. Yeah. It feels right. That's a great call. I hadn't thought about that. Well, that somehow didn't make it in the copy. When you wrap that sucker up, just take a look at it,

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Yeah. Is that the guy from the Carr family? No, good ball player. That's Mr. Perry, not Rick. Shout out. The chat has made me feel a little bit better about AI not taking our jobs. They couldn't pull off a juxtaple play. That's for sure.

No, I'd love to. They're also asking if you're a literate. I do that. I said what they're asking. I couldn't do that one. Do that one. Pull that one up. If I knew what this said, I'd be really upset. Oh, no. See you fucking miss print.

What is it? Oh, yeah. What is it even mean? Randy is such a miss print, see? You fucking misprint. What is it, Randy? Oh, yeah, dude, what does that even mean? Randy is such a misprint, dude. Yes, dude, you are such. You guys are calling James a misprint. Yeah, new roast, new roast just dropped. Total MP. James is a misprint.

Dude, calling someone a misprint is so harsh. It cuts. It's harsh. It cuts. Where'd that come from? Was that a thing? Sally, Sally, when there was the paper jam, the famous paper jam of 12-12-24, that rattled some feathers, ruffled some feathers.

Yeah, we're on day two of sorting out labels for these scenes. She goes, there's a fucking misprint. And I go, you're a misprint. And it just kind of cut. It's good. Yeah, it has some... Yes, Andy, this is, you're getting a coffee Friday because I sold too many ads. You are absolutely correct. I wouldn't complain. I'm not going to lie. It's Ring the bell, baby. Okay. Who? Shouts to our boy Ed from Pennsylvania. Ed, how the fuck do you say the town you're from?

Oh. Is that a real place? That's middle order, Hoff. That's middle earth coated, Claire. I don't want to dodge you, but that is crazy. Thank you, Ed. Great order. We did the Opry Ski Club crew neck with an embroidered situation as well as the wash golf bag. Thank you, Ed. Great order. We did the Opry Ski Club crew neck

with an embroidered situation as well as the wash golf bag. Thank you, Ed. I don't wanna be mean to the listeners but we got a total misprint in the chat here, guys. Yeah, Alex. Yes, what? Hey, there's still time.

No, Alex. Bro's doing just one normal print. Come on. What a fool. There's still time. What is it, like 1982 or something? Right? I'm going to go in just one I have the first of its kind. It's a coffee Friday, a voicemail. Come let's play it. Boys happy coffee Friday. Alex Opto backer checking in.

Been riding this train since probably the third episode of touching base and calling in cause I'm on a rotation right now at a hospital in Tampa. And my last year in med school. And it's becoming very clear that I am in the presence of a former fan of TfM. Feel like a season of true detective is unraveling before my eyes here. Uh, started this week a few days ago, I was asked to go pick up a piece of equipment that one of the meta reps brought in. I went over and knocked on the door and I realized one of the OG, uh,

rowdy gentlemen stickers just stuck to the door. Looks like it's been there a minute. And I asked the guys inside, I'm like, you guys know anything about this? They're like, Nope, it's been there forever. Next I'm sent a packet, um, like a welcome packet about the city of Tampa over email, just to try to encourage you to stay there for residency. Um, and one of the main reasons that they use is for the gas, real festival. And they specifically site a 2015 TFM article written none other than by Danny regs, um, too many occurrences here. I only have another week at the program. the archive TFM article written

the evidence. I also provided a link to the archive TFM article pen, but none other than Dan register. Pretty good one. It's it's more it's not his best work. It's not an original. It's just like kind of a news piece. Okay, so we've seen this this is for sure. The original rowdy gentlemen logo. It's fucking diecast to you guys. You guys were messing around. You know what I say to that Dave? Let's know two good times. Hey, there's no doubt that's that's let's go to good I'm in the market. Welcome to Tampa. Just telling you a

little bit about Gasparilla. Right? It received total frat moves. The best college day drinking experience in the country. That's big. They're using that to sell you on like, hey, just stay here. That's huge. This frat blog back in

the day. They loved us. I mean, honestly, from like 2012 to eighteen, who is going to give you a better idea of the best college day drinking experience in the country? That's us. That was us. You were the Michelin star of day drinking experiences. Even got the Salvador Dali Museum. Was he a real person?

Yeah, he was an artist. Artist? Yeah. When do you think he was born? 1906. Dave? Jeez, what year was Dollywood built? Right, it was his thing. I'm gonna say 1100. 1100. AD or BC? AD. Okay. Of course, idiot. Brett was incredibly close. What was it? 1904. Yeah, I know my Dolly. He had that crazy mustache. What was it? 1904. What's up, man? I know my Dolly.

He had that crazy mustache. What's up? He did. He did. Pull up the article, Jamie. Look at this. Okay. An archive, totalfratmove.com.

Yep, by Dan Register. I didn't read this whole thing, so I don't know if Dan really would care. Hold on, so Dan, so the city of Tampa is only, is citing this article? It wasn't like, there wasn't like a search for the best daydreaming experience. I know, they were just like, somebody was in charge,

somebody in charge of like, incoming med students saying, hey, maybe you open up your practice here and you're done. Like this is a, here's a little welcome packet maybe you open up your practice here and you're done. Like this is a here's a little welcome packet. This is why this town rocks. We got cool stuff around. Check out this article from Dan from

twenty seventeen. Oh my god. A poorly cropped picture of a boat. Yeah, scroll up. Who edited this? Ah, it's not good. Do you know Salvador Dali had a pet ocelot? Ocelots are fucking sick. That's sick. Like he just he just rolled around and vibed with this ocelot. Are ocelots the sugar glider? What is it? It's like a it's like a cat. Right? Yeah it also looks like a jaguar of some sort. It's like a little badass. It's what uh it's

Archer had a uh an ocelot. I think that was did you have an Archer profile pic for a long time? Yeah you did. I was at Gentibs. Gentibs. Yeah. I was thinking about just making a college burner account and trying to infiltrate them. The archer? No, the burner-verse. You should. I think you should.

They have a lot of racist stuff though. I can't be tweeting racist stuff. Can I do it without being racist? You just have to take pictures of like Randy's outfit every day. And when he wears a medium shrink the game Yeah, and yeah run the ball Sometimes you just gotta run the damn ball. You're kind of like a lioness, but you're online

Have y'all gotten a tweet off? They're just on the damn ball. It feels good I've been using run the ball for a long time a lot of people have Sportsman's you know, here we go. Brett's trying to claim it's a claiming fan. Here we go. Go ahead, Brett. Go go, son devils. Brett, did you have ass a lot? No, I have an oxalotl.

Oh, OK. Yes, this is just a fun thing. I like seeing stuff like this. The rowdy gentleman sticker, not even a sticker. What did you call it? You had a name for the die. The die cast where you like put it stick it on there. You die cut. Yeah, die cast where you like put it

sticking on there and you do like a yeah die cut the negative like you peel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not something you can just easily peel off. That's on that door forever. Hence why it's still there. I don't know what's been there longer that

RG sticker or my locker at Oak Cliff Country Club and now defunct which is still up even though I haven't been a member there in like, well over a decade. I've always said we need to be doing more guerrilla marketing with wash stickers around Austin. I don't think I don't think gorillas listen to podcasts. No, but they might they might buy t shirts.

It's true. Ramay doesn't do we make t shirts big enough for gorillas? Yeah, I probably fit in one for a little bit. Yeah. Do you guys think this is actually Dylan in the chat right now? Yeah, as he is in Madrid it auto translates a capasso me sermanos now that makes sense Well, don't what was the place you were just in line for maybe that was last night The churro yeah, churro spot. Okay, so churros are Spanish

Yeah, I don't know fucking miss I've never seen a tour I didn't like I'm not a true guy. We just got a Spanish bakery down right from us. They specialize in churros. Hmm Really? Is that that San Gino's place? They only do churros. They do they do more. That's a ridiculous Is churros is their their signature dish, I think. Wow. Wow. It would be really fun if that was not Dylan because this same imposter potentially

was in the chat last weekend and we just talked to it like it was Dylan. And AI, maybe Dylan created, he learned a code over there and made an AI bot. I did. To be his proxy. James, I don't have, there's no film of it because we never ran into the game, but I was doing the through the legs QB sneak fake QB sneak I guess we're running back takes the ball

I did have the running back we did it where he goes way outside though not kind of like off tackle just saying okay that is true that came up on too much dip that you were you originally needed this game right there. This play. Yeah, like you were, I we did it. We literally did it in in high school and practice never game though, which sucked. I was like, Come on, coach. You could have just called the play. I should just audible. Yeah, so kind of on you. Yeah, you're the court. You were the quarterback. I was what you also like a very key component to the Broncos Super Bowl. And you just feel he

won a super you could say that you won on the Super Bowl. You could say that. He won on the Super Bowl. You know how Colin Kaepernick was I saw from the NFL? Was that kind of you? Were you the first domino? No, I, so we would do like tendencies each week. And part of my job was to try to find tendencies. And when his, somebody tweeted this recently,

and I sent it to my friend, when his feet were not offset, they would run the ball 100% of the time. And when his feet were offset, they would pass the ball 100% of the time. Okay. What, Randy? I don't know if I'm gonna put this on the screen. Yeah, you should.

Yeah, go ahead. Oh boy. I don't get the reference, but it sounds really funny. Who's Lily Phillips? Is she a musician? No, she is an adult actress that is gonna be, you know, with a thousand, thousand men in a day. In a day?

Wow. In a day. Oh, honey. That's like the time Rome was built. We gotta get you out of that. Come on. And you're telling me Dylan was actually in line for that? That's what Jake is saying.

I don't know about that. Jake, that's, in line for that? That's what Jake is saying. I don't know Jake That's that you shouldn't speculate. It's freaked up Dylan if that's really you let us know if that's true or not because you did post a video of you in a very long Long line. Yeah, he is across the pond right now, too. So he's in the area. She is British. They're calling him Joe Churro. Oh Okay, right Okay, we're working on material. Okay. Ready? Ring the bell. Oh, he had five churros. How big is a churro? We still don't know if this is actually Dylan. This is AI Dylan. This is bot Dylan. It's Dylan. Dave, I gotta shout out

our boy. Uh but but but but James, James B. We got an order from suburban Georgia, suburban Atlanta. JB. Shouts to James picking up an I was inverted Christmas sweater. My man, James, thank you for your business. That was that's a

that's a washed original. It is. Uh many many times copied. Specifically by uh Floyd Rivers. Remember him? Yeah, he got us. Yeah. But he got the last laugh. It's not a trademark though. We're selling it now again. Did you trademark it like behind everybody's back

and just you're putting out C&Ds? I don't speak about that publicly. Okay. I'm gonna go to Floyd's site and see what he's selling these days. I just sent the D, I didn't send the C. Okay. It says here something about Will's room thing. Oh, I know what the D. I didn't send the C. Okay. It says here something about Will's room thing.

Oh, I know what this is. This has a little little little substack here. No, no, no. On the on the rundown. Oh, yeah. Randy, do you? Randy told me earlier he doesn't subscribe to our substack. I do.

I subscribe to it from two different emails. I was making a joke, a joke, if you will. Hey, chat, if you if you don't subscribe to this, go do it. Washed out, sub stack. Doc Chops to the greatest bar in Boston, Grinnelli. Okay, it's the greatest, that was the only connection I had there. Okay, it's up now, you can talk.

My boy Colin just teed off. You need to stop getting alerts for Colin. No, it's Colin, no, Colin's up now. You can talk. My boy Colin just teed off. You need to stop getting alerts for Colin. Colin might like my... Oh, like you're absolute. Yeah. Shouts to Colin. Dude, December golf hits death. Not a good golf day.

Playing here? Yeah, River plays. Oh God. Fun little try. If you subscribe to our sub stack, you saw that will broke down the most perfect room to ever exist his words, not mine. I don't disagree necessarily. But once you take it will I mean, is it not perfect? Like here, Randy, can you zoom in on it? There's so much going

on. I love it. Why don't you just open up the photo? Oh, right. You're having some trouble here. Right click the photo, press open in new window. Are you a little distracted there, Hoss? Oh my word. Open image in new tab. Bro just doesn't know how to zoom.

Just download, yeah, just open it. There we go. There, happy? Yeah, now we're talking, baby. Okay, this was a tweet that originally talked about the seating of the seats in this place, which I don't necessarily agree with at all. I think one is probably one of the top seats you can have.

I mean, you're just absolutely vibing on a lazy boy. But like seven and eight, I'm gladly sitting down and eight for the rest of the day. Okay. And your reasoning like... Prime TV, you got a coffee table in front of you You're in the mix of everything But you what you do have people talking behind you the entire time. It's distracting throwing popcorn at you And you know, I just noticed about this pick is that we've got dual TV action. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of sneaky sneaky

It's a second TV. There's one And then there's one other thing I was really impressed with the coffee table in this more than anything. It's got two bongs, a couple different marijuana smoking apparatuses, a couple PlayStation controllers, just a random thing of syrup. Yeah, I was gonna say a bottle of syrup.

That's Tums. Tums is essential on a college kid coffee table. Tabasco, there's a JBL. The Tabasco's on its last legs. I think I said that it's never seen a Chipotle bowl it didn't like. Like that thing is just- They put that shit on everything.

They are door dashing a bunch of Chipotle and just using that Tabasco. Oh yeah. Fucking door dashing through the snow. The whole place smells like bread. Like me? Chipotle. Oh, okay.

I feel like everybody is Chipotle here. No, I think it's just you and me mainly. I get Chipotle. So, you know, when I, can I say why I don't like one and the, and I mean the sole, the only solo seat, I don't like that as being power at number one by them, by the way, the audience can see this picture. Yeah. Yeah. Um, cause I, I'm envisioning this less as a, um, night of like wild Friday wild Friday Saturday more of like a Saturday morning Sunday morning Oh, yeah boys are just watching football early watching pregame. This is when your hunched or bomb I don't want to be on 2 p.m. Sunday in the fall every seats fill Harleys are going crazy

Yeah, yeah I want to be I want to be not like on top of one of my boys But really I want to be seated next to them just for the comfort I don't want to be on an island. I don't want to be on hangover island on one Yeah, I feel like you're kind of the king of the castle in that seat You know cuz you can get some you can get some rock going for sure you can put the put the legs up Yeah, you're too far from the table. No one's too far from the table I feel like there's some perspective issues here that was are hard to take into account

Like I want to be straight ahead of that television. So being in seat three would be prime. I think three is actually number one. It's better than two, I think. I think three and eight for me. It's definitely three and eight, you got best proximity to the table. It's not too far, and you got the best angles at the TV.

See, if you're really hungover, four, five, six are great, because you can kinda just bury your head in your phone, watch ball. Oh, six, six, you're sitting hungover, four, five, six are great because you can kind of just bury your head in your phone, watch ball. Oh, six, six you're sitting there alone. No one's going to sit on that love seat with you. And if they do, you're just like, dude, I'm fucking filth right now. You don't want to sit next to me.

Right. You just don't want to sit next to me, dude. If you don't want to talk. One and two, you're not dozing because there's too much foot traffic. Probably going to what I assume is the kitchen back. I feel like there's got to be behind the two three couch. There's there's a pathway. It looks like. Yeah, speaking of

behind the two three couch, there's a what appears to be a yellow costume. It's giving banana. No, I think it's a I think it's a is it a breathalyzer costume? Ah, yes. It, I think it's a, is it a breathalyzer costume? Oh, yes, yes, yes. No, but the banana is a different costume. That's the breathalyzer costume. Dave, you might, is that?

That's the exact costume that I wore on a spooky season like two years ago. Where's the place you blow into? And then wore it to a neighborhood Halloween party. It had a- Children. It was extremely family friendly. Right, but you have to blow in like the hand or the? to a neighborhood Halloween party. It had a Children. It was extremely family friendly.

Right. But you have to blow in like the hand or the? No, no, no. It's depending on how tall you are. Okay. It's below its pelvic region. The groin. Yeah.

Okay. I think they're trying to make a joke like, I'll blow into this. Right. It's not really how it works, even though like when you're younger, you think that is how it works, but that's not. Breath-alizer?

No, anything. A blow, okay, yeah. Yeah, could we zoom in on that Christmas tree real quick? If Dylan's still in the chat, if you wanna give us like your very, very, not a- Is it covered in parking tickets? I was just saying, parking tickets? It looks like that.

Or like ticket tickets? It kind of also looks like it could be covered in, like Swisher, maybe they're making Blunt style. Swisher sweets. This looks like a Swisher packet. That's class. I haven't had a Swisher sweet in a minute.

That's class. We used to do the thing where you could cut them with, nevermind, family friendly program. You could talk about drugs. Talk about drugs, bro. We used to smoke weed via swisher sweets, David. Oh, dude. Yeah, you rolled a blunt.

Dude, you're crazy. That's right. Based on this coffee table, I think those are swisher sweet packets based on the lots of marijuana. The copious amounts of weed. Of all the things that have been said on the show, Brett was afraid to mention a blunt.

You know, I didn't know where we're. It's okay. We're having fun. We're smoking cigs. The sponsored program. This is fucking light. How'd you light that up? I'm not afraid to mention a blunt. You know, I don't know where it's okay. We're having fun. We're smoking. It's a sponsored program. This is fucking light. What odds you light that up? Check the chat.

No, there's no, you don't light unless deals are done. Oh, okay. Do you want it? Do you want me to cats out of the bag? Literally, aura frames deal for 2025 signed this morning. Alright, odds you light it up. It ain't. Did you say ha? It ain't our focus again right now. Well, it's got a record in here later Yeah, don't please don't bear would probably fucking love it. No, he would hate it. Yeah

Sorry, I hope you're not watching Shots to this room though. The boys Generational hangs is a good way to put it. It is still miss. No misprints allowed. Is Dylan in the chat? What's Dylan saying? There's nothing wrong with this room. Dylan said that it was, I think that it was not true to him being in the room. We're like nine minutes behind on the chat, Randy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, we were talking. Wait, look at Tom Toast's. I have not seen the documentary. I don't know about that. Is there really a guy that was shaking? Is there a documentary? Yeah. It's actually a dic. Right. Well, some of us will be like, Oh, Brett's move towards it. Oh, really? Oh, there he is.

Nope. What's wrong with the audio? Why do I sound like I'm in a tin can? Oh God, Randy. Oh, well it is weird. Weird reverb. What is going on? Oh, how about you just keep talking about it?

Oh, wow. Feisty. We it's feisty. We won't be weak. Oh, paint the walls. Feisty week. I'm going to close out. Why don't you I want you to tell everybody what you're here for packing orders for zines. It's

what I've been uh doing out there. How's the one for the chicken? You want to know a fun fact about me? I didn't know. I didn't know it was actually called a zine until two weeks ago. I thought you guys were just saying like cool like a

breathing and calling a magazine a zine and then it's like that's actually what it's hard to interrupt why do you have a candy cigarette it's like spirit bro spirit bro dave do you mean like a non-commercial often homemade or online publication usually devoted to specialized or often unconventional subject matters yeah that's what i was pretty unfamiliar with yeah is that dylan in the chat well that is in the chat? Well, allegedly. Yeah, Dylan's in the chat. Allegedly. It could be a bot. It could be a bot that he made to be his proxy.

What's up, Twain? Where can I find a zine? A Sunday Scary zine. Sunday-scaries.shop. Get you zine, hoss. Just go check the feeds. Go check the feed. I'm gonna check this site out.

Ooh, Brett. Turbo Guinness in the chat. Could be down for one of those tomorrow. Yeah so I my issues I'm afraid I'm gonna do too many Guinness today. Oh no. Oh I thought we were working today. The poor baby can't have some Guinness. No I'm doing Guinness. Are we not working today? No we're going to Kelly's Irish Pub after work David. Oh what time is that dude? Is it fucking like five o'clock? Hang on a sec I miss my e-vite. Same. Yeah, I didn't get an e-vite either. What are you talking? You guys were literally invited. I don't have an e-vite.

Alright. Next thing you know, this person's gonna bring breakfast tacos. Yeah, I'm going through my inbox right now. I'm not seeing any e-vites. Huh. It's on your phone. Don't get touched. Hey, Dylan. Dylan texted the work chat and said it is it is him. Thank you, Don. We have we have confirmation. Oh Good for him. Well, we'll apparently has a lighter from B Frank I Do I forgot it in Michigan. So my dad sent it to us. No way. Yeah, that's this real one Yeah, it's got the it's got a very original logo on it. It's exciting times

Josh says Dylan doesn't know enough tech to create a bot. It's probably fair. You can use AI, you can leverage the tools to create a bot for you. He saw my NFT today, did you see that? I didn't. So, Ibaka is now playing for Madrid? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's not good for your NFT price, is it? No, I sold it to them. Get a portion of a signing bonus. Maybe NFTs are huge in Spain. They aren't. Could be. NAFAT. Actually Dylan, hey, you're in Spain. Are they huge? We'd love to know. Yeah. We should have had Dylan call in.

Yeah. Yeah. That's international. He's a little churroed out. Yeah. You don't want it. It's like you have to put that that bill on the company. If I brought five churros into this office, he'd be disgusted with me. He goes to Spain once and just goes churro crazy. Yeah. Churro loco. He's on vacation. He'll tell you sugar doesn't count.

That sounds like a like hundred and fifty chain Mexican spot. El churro loco? El churro loco. I would eat it el churro loco. Shout out to Chicas Locas. That's crazy Chicas. Only real DFWites know about that. So how you, is that how you? It's a restaurant. Okay.

El Chiro Loco. Never been. Dude, El Chiro Loco. Never been, have friends who have. I love Italy. I love Italy. Oh, we gotta put it on the board. Did we go long?

Didn't we say 30 minutes? I have no idea what time it is. We're about 40 minutes. Yeah, I realized I didn't put the uh the clock up and I've been meaning to keep on trying to put it back up and then I just get distracted. Just one day. What are you doing? Is it what's the golden sombrero equivalent of producer week? I don't even know what a golden sombrero is. Oh

sad. Oh my god. Or some baseball one time. It's like when the like the Tigers or White Sox play, there's usually I don't even know what a golden barrow is. Oh, sad. Oh, my god. There's some baseball one time. It's like when the like the Tigers or White Sox play, there's usually three or four a game. It's how they say shower in Spanish. Oh. Four strikeouts. Oh, for four. Ah, it's that

actually. Yeah. I see. Well, fun times. Fun Coffee Friday. We'd like to thank our special guest, James. Thank you for your contribution. We had so much. Yeah, we had so much fun with you, James. It's been a hell of a time Sauce what's next for you in 2024? Let's get these zines up. Let's get these It literally went to will yesterday was like when's when's round two? Yeah, we got one out

We do have to get we do have to get round one out guys fiended but in the immediate future Will dinner tonight. Where are you gone? this guy's fainting. But in the immediate future, we'll dinner tonight. Where are you going? Teddy's new spot up north. Whoa. Oh yeah, yeah, big with the influencers. Is it? I've seen it on one. What's, is it tapas? Dylan's gonna do so many totals. I think it's like Cajun food, Cajun adjacent, but it's the, it's the guys that did you're looking at the right one. What the **** one am I supposed to be looking at? I don't know. Hey, thanks for confusing everybody, James. Yeah. Yeah. What the heck? I would like to address something in the chat really quick. Uh James, I have pulled the tape. So, be looking out for that on Instagram. The tape has been

pulled, just has to be put together. Oh. Pull the tape. Oh. Oh. Good for you. Thank you. Uh Will DeFries, Brett Baraman. Pleasure. Thank you. Will DeFries, Brett Berriman. Pleasure. Thank you for joining us. Brandy Trimacchi. I love Italy. Love Italy.

We can see you next week. We'll see about it. What's Christmas, week after next? It is the Wednesday the 25th, the week after next. Right. Okay. So we have one more. Don't say it.

Christmas time is here. Toppest Din Din tonight. Oh, Dylan is gonna, when we did Topaz, was it Chicago that we did Topaz or New York? Oh yeah, Chicago. Chicago Topaz went absolutely hard. That place ruled. We did, shout out to Ricky.

Sounds like you're fluent. He was in the chat for that night. Oh yeah. Me, you, DeFriese. Christmas time. I think Will was there. Did will skip that one did you skip tapas in chicago i think will had a migraine uh no i skipped it i think randy skipped i didn't all i know is it was like the hottest loudest restaurant hottest is in like clientele

oh yeah i i sat down at the dinner but I didn't eat at the dinner. That's right. Wasn't a real eater that night. You bailed? Yeah, I don't remember why. Okay. I don't remember why. Low T. Not a real. Probably low. It could have been a test. Probably

probably a low T issue. It happens man. You're such a misprint. Trust me. You're a misprint, Randy. No, you're a misprint. To all you misprints in the chat, thank you for tuning in to Coffee Friday. Love you for tuning you