Circling Back - Cold Beers And Restaurant Butt Chugs

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

Dillon and Dave discuss their Tiny Desk ignorance, Dave issues an apology, Dave has an announcement, Mike Gundy driving after two or three beers "thousands of times," streaming NCAA Football '25, butt-chugging at a family restaurant, and their Weekends in Fun. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (8:30) Tiny Desk Ignorance (16:55) Mike Gundy Driving Under the Influence (31:20) NCAA Football '25 (38:05) Family Restaurant Butt-Chug (48:20) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •    Mugsy: Head to Mugsy.com and enter your email your and the discount is automatically added to your cart. That’s 20% BACK on the only jeans and pants you will ever wear again. Free shipping and free returns on every single order so the only risk is never knowing how great they truly are.   •  Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/STEAM.   •   Rhoback: Use code WASHED20 for 20% off: https://rhoback.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast my name is dave and i'm going to introduce a guy who's making all sorts of big noise over there randy trumbacki hi dave what's going on my microphone's a little squeaky but i'm going to cut that out from the beginning of the episode so no one's going to hear it other than really we don't cut stuff out on this here podcast i think you should cut it yeah we never not not once not even a messed up ad read you look cool man You look real cool in your rock and roll shirt. Yeah, thank you. It's a Brothers Osborne shirt. Hey, let's go ahead and introduce this other feller sitting right here.

As always, it's Dylan Chivry. I took my dog Stella on a nice two and a half mile walk this morning. The hiking bike trail around ladyberg lake and i crossed paths once again with ab implant guy we made we made solid eye contact this time and i've seen him oh i don't know 30 times on the trail at this point i'm really close to going up and striking up a conversation with him i have i have to get inside this guy's brain it is such a bizarre what you call it what it's like picking his brain you have to get inside this guy's brain and see what makes him tick but apparently vanity it is it is it's bizarre having never seen this guy can i I paint a picture? Yes. Plain looking white fella.

Tannish. Tannish. Okay. Regular corporate haircut. I'm guessing he's between 42 and 47. Mid 40s. Squarely. Slightly overweight. mid 40s squarely uh slightly uh overweight he's probably 510 210 pounds okay

they're big guys 510 510 205 so he's not like he's fat but he's he's certainly got you dropped him down five pounds now that really paints the picture he's he's certainly got some girth in the midsection okay and then on top of his midsection is are the most defined abs you're ever going to see on a human being what's the rest of the build like arms shoulders chest back i don't want to say the guy like never sees the inside of a gym because he might go in there sometimes to work out but he doesn't he doesn't have a um a regular gym routine he's not he's not in great shape does he have the build of like the guy who played maybe uh d2 football like 15 years ago and occasionally lifts like doesn't do any cardio but still has like the shoulders and an upper body he's not stuck he's not like muscle stocky okay he looks like

he he just picked up pickleball that's his build it's a growing sport and i'm i'm i want to i want to i want to lead i want to talk to him and lead the conversation and like, hey, man, your abs are sick. How did you get these? And you see what he says. He has too much real estate in my brain right now. Yeah, I mean, we talk about him a lot off mic. But no, I was willing to say that I don't think he has ab implants. I've never seen him.

But based on what you just said, now I'm kind of thinking he does because you can have a pooch belly with visible abs, but it's very much a hallmark of guys who are on some type of gear, HGH. He doesn't have visible abs. He has the most defined abs you can imagine a man having. See, that's really odd. I don't ever walk with my phone.'m a apple watch guy so i can't sneak a picture either but i can't sneak a pic i know it would be it would be bad but man it is it

is really something yeah that's tough um dude is allergic to shirts never has a shirt on just he's see that lends itself to fake abs also because you got to you got an investment yeah what's fake you gotta show them fake abs are probably what it's like a ten thousand dollar maybe twenty thousand dollar deal dude he peacocks around too there's there's this part of the trail where it has these like this this little wood post fence and it's probably you know six inches wide sometimes he'll get up and just walk on that just to like he does like this little balancing routine it's kind of funny but he just peacocks me he wants everyone to see his shit it's wild people know what i'm talking about if they walk the trail they've seen this dude he's always out there he's the austin fake ab guy he's the austin fake ab guy maybe he's the austin serial killer

maybe every time he takes a victim like he uh somehow supernaturally takes a little bit of their um abdominal tissue in yeah i don't know that seems like a lot randy you understand what i'm saying i completely agree with you there i think that's what's going on anyway that that's where that's where i am this morning great walk this morning by the way cool yeah you know you were uh walking you could have been listening to exactly five minutes, which we dropped yesterday. Phenomenal episode. It's sometimes tough when it's not the full team doing five minutes, but I thought we did great. The prompts

were great. Vibes were good. So check it out on Patreon. Vibes were great. That was one of our, no offense to Will, one of our better five-minute episodes. He's just not a five-minute man. It was really good. Randy even had some mic time, which is crazy.

Did you hear that, buddy? Absolutely nuts to hear this. There was some Randy-specific stuff. Yeah, absolutely. He got to talk about D&D. And we're going to do... Oh, yeah, we did D&D stuff. Okay. Maybe we'll do an episode on Patreon.

Who knows? Probably not. When are you going to drop volume four, or your fifth video in your Gnome series? In about an hour. God damn. You're crazy for that. I am. We're going to-

Hey, this one's action-packed. Is it? Oh, yeah. I'm waiting for some more action. This one will be action-packed. If you haven't yet, go ahead and subscribe and follow me, at Ranger Mackey on TikTok and Instagram. And it'll be out by the time you listen or watch this episode.

Hey, we're recording listener voicemails later today, and that'll also drop on Patreon. So it's a great week to get in Patreon if you haven't. Or let's say you did. You used to do it. And you're like, man, I don't listen as much anymore. I get it. I've done that with some of my favorite shows.

It's a good time to get in. Because this week, the content has been great. Next week, Will will be back. And I think it's going to be solid. Going to do some cold calls. Cold calls. People are loving that. We're just calling people.

Hey, by the way, tomorrow. Okay. Dylan's Trackhouse. Yeah. 2 o'clock Central. Not on Patreon. might have a little uh a little guest action in this in the stew in the not in the stew but out there who is it because you know there's some people that i don't perform with uh this this particular guest might be um

nine years old and have a you know there's child labor laws we're not gonna pay him okay an intern yeah an intern okay uh my son and my partner might be here in the stew is he gonna play uh i don't think he's gonna play but he'll he'll be here and we can bs with him a little bit okay talk to him about like fortnight and dinosaurs and shit if you want okay that limits my game significantly i don't know if you've tuned Okay. That limits my game significantly. I don't know if you've tuned into one of these things. Dave likes to cuss a lot. I like to do some things.

There's some content that I'd like to do, make it entertaining. No hog reveal tomorrow, Dave. Sorry. Maybe I'll just sit this one out. I won't Tony P it. Don't worry. Okay. No margaritas out of a funnel?

No. More on that later. You can always watch this show on YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back. And if you want to watch Dylan's Trackhouse, youtube.com slash washed media. Also on Twitch, right? What's the Twitch handle? Yes, it's washed media on Twitch and also be on Twitter too.

Oh, IG? No, not IG. But do subscribe to us on Twitch. If you have Amazon Prime, you get a free sub and if you're not using it, go ahead and give it to us. It helps us out and it costs you nothing. It costs you nothing. Hurts nobody.

He's doing Joe Biden. It's big, Randy. Hey, we've got a few things we got to correct. Some corrections. This is the correction desk. If you listened yesterday beyond the paywall, we talked a little bit about NPR's correction desk. If you listened yesterday, Beyond the Paywall, we talked a little bit about NPR's Tiny Desk. Taylor Swift did do a Tiny Desk a few years back.

She's not the only one. But she is the biggest one that we missed. Yeah. She's a very, very large pop star. She did a four-song set. She did The Man, Lover, Death by a Thousand Cuts and All Too Well. Well, I bet Lover went pretty hard

in that environment. That's a, I like that song a lot. Yeah, these are not in my, these are not on my pantheon of Taylor Swift songs, but I understand that these are good songs. Lover is on my pantheon. I understand that.

Lover's a good song. It is. It's just not, I'm very specific, but she did do one. And one of us, I'm not going to name names, said that she didn't have the vocal chops to do a Tiny Desk. I did say that. Lover's a good song. It is. It's just not, I'm very specific, but she did do one. And one of us, I'm not going to name names, said that she didn't have the vocal chops to do a Tiny Desk. I did say that. It was you.

I did say that. I have not listened, but I'm assuming you were wrong. So I'll give you the floor right now to apologize. Go ahead. I don't know what I'm apologizing for. I want to listen to it. Okay. I'm withholding judgment.

And it could blow me away, and then I will issue an apology. Also, Leon Bridges did a tiny desk eight years ago. Did not know that. That was when he was first bursting onto the scene. Yeah. That was when we saw him at ACL. Smoked a joint right there and got way too high for the rest of the day.

I've seen him twice now, first time at ACL. Shout out to Will's buddy, Stu. Dude's very talented. Talk about vocal chops. Got a good voice. Does. Another thing, I'd like to apologize. Um, it has since been posted, but there was an ad read, uh, controversy. If you watched it on YouTube, you're probably wondering, wait, why was this cut in and spliced

in? I apparently, some people were saying the editing was kind of rushed by, uh, no, I'm just kidding. No, it's saying that. Um, yeah, we, I'm just kidding. No, I'm not saying that. Yeah, we had an ad read issue. I am a perfectionist. And it wasn't going well. And I stopped it. And I kind of went full Bill O'Reilly, melted down for a sec. If you haven't seen the video, it is posted on Circling Back Twitter and also Circling Back Instagram. And yeah, sometimes we do stop down the show

and edit some things out. And I thought, look, let's give it to the people. They like it when we pull back the curtain. So there is a look. Look, I'm not perfect. I'm not a perfect person. But that reason is you, Randy. Because a lot of times, a lot of times you're over there

and I see you looking at me. Don't, don't, don't. Yeah, this is kind of on you. Don't put you stumbling on your words on me. Just out here on Dave Island and everybody's just looking at me. Randy's over there trying to post a Dungeons and Dragons gnome video. It's just very distracting. So anyway, go check that video out.

And I've got a major Dave announcement here. You may remember from COVID times, I attempted to do a show that's very old, but very, very much a pop culture sensation at the time. And probably on the pantheon of network television shows by most people's account. Lost. I gave up about 20, maybe one season in because I realized that it was just too much of an undertaking i'm now i'm now jumping back in you are yeah alissa's watching it at home to lost and i'm watching lost again oh my god back in i'm on season two now that is such a throwback to when did i watch that show

what year was it probably like oh three to oh eight or something yeah somewhere in there you're wow yeah it's yeah it's the fear Yeah. It's the unknown for me. I don't know what... I could just go read a recap and find out how it all wraps up. And I know it's kind of a... A lot of people don't care for the ending. I really enjoyed the show until it just got really wild. Like, just a lot of weird shit.

Season one's wild. There's a smoke monster. There's a polar bear. Is that in season one? Yeah. I thought season one was just like they're on an island.'re trying to figure this shit out and they're still fucking weird there's weird shit there's a polar bear like trying to attack walton shit which you don't see those on islands too typically it's uh it's very odd um but yeah i'm watching it so

if i seem distant if i seem a little bit off my game for pretty much um given that it's like six or seven seasons i guess probably the next like five months for through the end of the year that's why it's because i'm watching lost for some reason i know it's a it's a fun life that i lead have you seen who uh i'm gonna i'm gonna pivot hard here is that okay you've done it before i appreciate the journey that you're on with thank you yeah you've got nothing else to say on that matter you know move on no yeah yeah after i watched the show i was like okay well i watched it and i'm probably gonna move on from it sure uh do you see who the number one ranked quarterback in the uh new college football game is no i somehow missed it shador sanders is that surprising? Yeah.

Yeah. Number one over Carson Beck, even? He won four games last year. Four games. Okay. It's a publicity play. You thought I was going to say Quinn yours. No, I knew you wouldn't.

You probably wouldn't bring that up because you know that would be putting a lot of pressure on Quinn. Right. Shouts to my baby boy, Arch, being in the game, by the way. That's big news. Yeah, we're going to talk about that here in a minute, that game in general. But that does surprise me. It's kind of hilarious, actually. It's pretty shameless.

I like that he announces it right now, right before the game comes out. You know? Everyone who's in the game announced it months and months ago. He's like, by the way, I'm also in the game. So they cut him a check to be in the game? it months and months ago he's like by the way i'm also in the game and made so they cut him a check to be in the game like a significant check i read i don't know how true it is that he received something like 50 to 60 grand to be in the game and to also like do a little promotional video for it with his his uncle Eli Manning, Hall of Fame quarterback. Yeah. Two-time Super Bowl MVP. Yeah, interesting. More on that here in a bit.

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I'm new here. Yeah, Mike Gundy has been the head coach of the Oklahoma State Cowboys for a long time now. It's a tenured head coach. Wears a mullet. Does bits. Does bits. Has a mullet, which Thott was a bit for a while, but now he's had it for it feels like five years. So he's just a mullet, which Thott was a bit for a while,

but now he's had it for, it feels like, five years. So he's just a mullet guy now. Is that what Will's going to do? His is very voluminous. It's like puffy. Gundy's mullet is more like authentic Oklahoma guy mullet. It's gross. It's like a mullet that you drive,

and if you pull through Broken Bow or Ardmore or some shit, you're like, oh, there's a guy who's like a mullet that you drive in if you pull through like Broken Bow or Ardmore or some shit. You're like, oh, there's a guy who's not a head football coach at the gas station. He just has that haircut. Yeah, he maybe works at the gas station. He doesn't. He's not doing a bit. This is him. Yeah.

Yeah. He's kind of a – he's good for a quote here and there too. Yeah, he's had a number of them. An excellent football coach dare i say the big 12's most um quotable coach right for sure like in a post mike leach world rest in peace yes i i would i would co-sign that yeah his yeah so to set the table here, his star running back, Ollie Gordon, who is a Heisman candidate this year, preseason candidate, had an excellent 2023 season. Got popped for a DUI.

DU. DUI. We call him DWI in Texas. Why is it different here? They're two different offenses. A DUI is traditionally for minors. So it would be like if you were 19 and you got pulled over and you drank one beer, you're getting a DUI. That applies in Texas though, or is that everywhere? What do you mean? I'm talking about Texas law.

Right. Oklahoma, I think the statutes track the same, where a dwi is if you are over the age of 21 and you are over the legal limit okay anyway a dui ollie gordon's only 20 but he was over the legal limit he was also over the legal limit right he got popped for a dui driving under the influence open bottles all that shit right didn't you have like a i don't know i thought i read like open tequila bottle anyway bac wasAC was a.1. Of course, legal limit is.08. .1 is significant.

.1, you're legally intoxicated. Mm-hmm. And they're at their Big 12 media days right now. And he brought Ollie Gordon with him. Which he also announced that Olliellie gordon will not be punished like he won't be suspended and he won't miss any playing time this season he said bringing him here is probably punishment enough i guess he has to answer questions about getting popped for a dui um mike gundy of course was also asked about his his star running back and the in the dui and he had some interesting things to say yeah and um

should be noted he definitely knew he was going to be asked about this this is probably the number one thing he had to have prepared for you think you should have had a pretty good answer planned for this question uh yeah i i get i i I think I understand what he was trying to say, but his actual quote was, I looked it up on my phone. What would be the legal limit? In Oklahoma, it's 0.08 and Ollie was a 0.1. So I looked it up and it was based on body weight, not to get into the legal side of it, but I thought really two or three beers or four, not justifying what Ollie did, but I thought, really? Two or three beers or four? I'm not justifying what Ollie did, but I'm telling you what decision I made. Well, I thought I've probably done that a thousand times in my life. It was just fine. So I got lucky. People get lucky. Ollie made a decision that

he wished he could have done better. But when I talked to Ollie, I told him, you're lucky you got out light. I was wondering, is it driving a thousand times with three or four beers? Is that a lot for a guy Gundy's age? Because it feels like a lot. I'm no choir boy. I've probably done this. Not thousands of times though. If you drink three to four, if you drink three and a half beers, we'll shoot it right down the middle. Sure. What would you clock? With my body weight? BAC. If I drank three and a half beers, we'll shoot it right down the middle. Sure. What would you clock? With my body weight? BAC.

If I drank three beers in an hour, I think that's like teetering on the edge of. You think so? With my body weight. Because, you know, you look this up as a kid. You're like, what would be three beer takes my body X amount of time to digest. Yeah, three in an hour, which I'm probably not going to do because i pee a lot anyway um yeah that's teetering ollie gordon's probably 215 220 i don't know how big ollie gordon is but yeah three beers is probably not a ton for him um and i don't know if he said he had three beers who knows but anyway a thousand drive to admit to driving with uh that much booze in your

system a thousand times, I know he's doing some hyperbole there. Not really. He's just – but that is a lot. I don't know if that's hyperbole. For a grown man. He seems like a guy who – A man of his word.

Yeah. He puts off drunk drive the golf cart in his neighborhood vibes. Yeah. Yeah. He gives off – has a few beers with the boys, hops in his F-250 and drives home. It's just not the answer to have prepared. It's not. Like when you start getting into, I looked into the body weight stuff and what that would be.

It's kind of like the reason we love him is also the stuff that you know there's going to be a bad side and it's he just gets a little too uh says a little too much he's minimizing drinking and driving he's like do it all the time it's like well it doesn't make it okay coach yeah it's a it's um you see he got on twitter and clarified his comments did you see that did he do himself any favors i'll tell you exactly what he said give me keep in mind we come from the era or at least speaking for myself of like my dad coming to uh pick uh me and my my buddies up from six flags like just with like just a i don't know a beer and a whatever the Yeti in 1995 was.

Just a thermos. Here's what he said yesterday. Just one, though. Yesterday evening after those comments were made public and people started to obviously talk about it, he said, My intended point today at Big 12 Media Days was that we are all guilty of making bad decisions.

It was not a reference to something specific. Well, it was in the context of talking about drinking three or four beers and getting behind the wheel so hard to say it wasn't about anything specific but i don't know man i bet gunny can put a lot of beers back he puts off like um 18 bud lights in a sitting vibes and i know he's not a huge guy he was the quarterback at okie state back in the 80s right he was um but he just looks like the kind of guy who's gonna drink a lot and get red eye and like be like noticeably intoxicated yeah yeah and say some things he might want back the next day um honestly shout out to him his tenure at okie state has been up and down but he's still there he's just ticking man yeah a hell of a football coach like truly i mean he doesn't get the talent

that in-state rival ou gets but he puts together a good team here and there really good team here and there i had fun watching the OU, Oklahoma State fans on Twitter going back and forth about it. Like, who's got the moral high ground? That's always fun. When you have no dog in the fight, you just kind of sit back, look at Twitter. It's a really unhealthy thing to do, but it is kind of fun.

I told you I've enjoyed watching Texas Tech and Texas A&M fans go at it the last couple weeks. What kicked that off? Oh, the rumor that A&M's going to leave for the the big is that there's there are no like i don't i think that was one legs there right i don't think so okay i saw someone got on a podcast and started talking about it but i don't know that wasn't the first i'd heard of it like this has been a rumor for a little bit that they're like flirting with like jumping to the big 10 it would be pretty hilarious if they if they just kept running away from texas it'd be absolutely hilarious it's like dude please get the fuck

away just for optics reasons they can't do that they know you really can't yeah you got to stay stay where you are i don't think there's anything to it to be honest but randy when's the last time you uh drank exactly one beer and then drove oh man i don't know i haven't drank a beer in a long time so oh yeah you don't you don't have this problem. Yeah. What's the rule for you? Because you typically drink the sugariest, most absurd thing on the menu. My rule pretty much is if I'm going to be drinking more than one drink per hour, then I'm going to Uber.

So I think that's a pretty standard way to do it. I think that's a pretty standard way to do it. Yeah. I've spent probably tens of thousands of dollars on Ubers in the last decade, mainly because even if there's a chance it's just a small happy hour and I'm only going to drink one or two, I don't like that hanging over me. Tens of thousands of dollars? Yeah. Tens of thousands of dollars.

You go out a lot. In the last decade? You haven't spent tens of thousands of dollars you go out a lot in the last decade you've spent tens of thousands you know you're like i don't i don't discuss my finances publicly so why don't you i'm with you too that like i will only drive somewhere if i know that like i'm just doing that i'm going home like and that's like for sure that if it if i'm not even drinking but there's a chance that might go out and drink like it'll ruin my time. Yeah. It's like, all right, well, I can't get too drunk because I need to drive my car and I have to worry about parking and I want to stay out longer. It's like, I usually just go Uber.

It's hanging over you the whole time. I got to drive. I think I weigh like 100 right now, like 153, 154 pounds. So if I have two beers, please, then I'm right on the edge. And I don't know. It affects my time at the thing. I don't know. Then you've got to mix in a water.

I bet after two beers, I bet you'd register like a.04. I bet you're well within. That's a guess. I don't know for sure, but you'd be fine. I don't know. Maybe more than that. it depends what kind of beer it is too that's fair very is it a mickey bang bang mickey bang bang i could drink about 12 of those i'm fine or is it an ipa or yeah am i drinking uh what's the one at pine house jellyfish jellyfish so good yeah just the moral of the story is don't, hey, don't drink and drive. And if you're in a severe downpour, turn around, don't drown. Those are my two pieces of advice.

If you get nothing else from this episode today, remember those two things. Yeah. Uber is so available and Lyft and everywhere. There's no point to it. You want to know a fun fact about me? I've never had Lyft on my phone. Really? Straight Uber.

Ooh, I have both and if i usually hop on uber first and if it's surging i'll check lyft and a lot of times you'll save save 10 12 bucks so i'll use lyft see which is is fine by me is is it's intriguing the people that lyft is their default i always find that. I think it's generally cheaper. That's why. Generally. Can I say something about Chicago? Yeah, I don't see why not. We took probably four or five,

maybe less, Uber, Ubers, around Chicago. No conversation with the drivers. I feel like the drivers in Austin are much more chatty.

Have you noticed that? Austin Ubers are chattier than other big cities that's like i've noticed that in dallas i like a quiet a quiet driver i don't mind the conversation do you have your settings set to like no conversation no i don't there were some language barriers with the chicago drivers too just an observation i'm not saying no commentary about that just like you know language barrier harder to communicate but yeah the guy that picked us up from the airport was definitely like eastern european are there a number of um is there a growing number of uber drivers at raw dog that don't listen to the music don't listen to music and also don't even have like aren't doing the head the little airpod conversation with their buddy thing because that was a thing that is so weird why is that there's i've had some of my like the guy from

the airport was straight up just raw dog in the thing and i kept looking up his phone wasn't even connected to his screen to his like bluetooth so it wasn't like unless he was listening just like the basic fm when i wasn't in the car he wasn't even connected he was just driving around raw dog yeah is that crazy i think it is is that just somebody who takes their craft that seriously they don't want the distractions i think your uber passengers would like to listen to a little something in the car just some light background music if nothing else would you rather uh would you rather nothing dead silence or uber driver on the phone with his buddy who i think is also an uber driver and they're just keeping each other company i think i'm fine with the conversation the worst thing that i've ever had was uh some guy listening to npr and like

trying to engage with me in conversation about like the politics they were talking on there. I'm like, I'm 22. It's Saturday night. Like you're ruining my night right now. Is this what you were showing me about building seven on nine 11? Yeah. Or is this a different conversation? A different conversation, but yeah, NPR is probably the worst thing. I'd rather sit in silence than that, but like music for sure. It doesn't matter what it is okay and i was i was in an uber one time in louisiana and the guy my driver had just just a thick cajun accent like the strongest i'd ever heard so i was like i want to record what he's saying real quick

so i did like i recorded his voice and i accidentally played it loud from my phone he goes oh he recorded me i I'm like, oh, fuck. And I was like, no, it was an accident. I'm so sorry. It was really embarrassing. Really embarrassing. You should have just told him, like, dude, your accent's so sick. It's so absurd.

Yeah, that's what I should have done. It's like, oh, no, it was a mistake. My bad. Oh, my God. I know. When was this? I gave him five stars. This is five, six years ago.

One pound of butter now. You sounded like that guy, basically. That's sick. Hey, speaking of college football, we talked a little bit earlier about NCAA 25. Just found out that we don't have the gaming platform here, the capabilities to stream it. I think there is a definite

want to stream this game kj wants to stream it kj of course is in madison wisconsin will we texted yesterday we want to do like a live stream we want to do something with it because it's going to be too big and it was too too fun of a game to like not run it back on here and do something with it um what i'm trying to say is i'm kind of putting it out there so it happens do we need to just buy a new xbox i'm looking up right now the xbox one trade in value because i mean what's the point of having our xbox one might be able to get some point off can we take it to funko land sure we take it to game stop or game stop i guess is the new one huh the new one was

funko land you don't know about funko land do you know never heard of it oh shit that's real gamers now no but uh yeah apparently it's only ps5 and xbox series x and s but not even pc which was for me i thought very odd because i feel like everything comes out on PC. What's the damage on a new Xbox? How about I look it up for you? I'm going to say $499. Let's see. Base model. We don't need all the bells and whistles.

I feel like we should just get a PS5. We're going to do an Xbox. Are you a PS5 guy? Big time. I think in this generation of consoles playstation 5 has beat xbox so as a guy who stopped playstation i stopped with like the playstation 2 i'm willing to sacrifice my xbox fandom and i'll relearn the playstation i'll do it i've always been a playstation or xbox guy because i hate the way an xbox controller feels in my hands And I'll relearn the PlayStation. I'll do it. I've always been a PlayStation or Xbox guy

because I hate the way an Xbox controller feels in my hands. Okay, that's fair. The PlayStation one, it feels much better. I'm fine with that. Whatever it takes to get us to live stream it. We've got one live product we do currently. Two, really, if you count football season with too much dip. And that being Dylanillon's track house.

So I feel like if we did something with NCAA, whether it's heads-up play, something. I'm going to do a full franchise or a full season with Texas State. That's going to be my team. Bobcats. Up-and-coming team. G.J. Kinney, what he's done down there in just a short amount of time. You better get that alumni base to really pitch in for NIL, Dave,

if you want to take them to the top. That'll be part of it. That'll be a lot of it. I'm going to have to go shake a lot of hands. What do you see, Randy? It looks like the Xbox is around $400 and the PlayStation 5 is around like $450. There's a new PlayStation, like a PlayStation 5 Pro or something that hits shelves

later this year, which we probably won't need. By the way, I'm looking at a tweet here from Football Forever. Don't know how credible this source is, but it says, EA Sports paid Arch Manning between $50,000 and $60,000

to promote the game. This is per On3 Sports. In comparison, all other college players in the game received just 600 bucks and a copy of the game backup quarterback got a big name he does 60k huh yeah okay this can't be right i think i I'm seeing trade-in value $40 for the Xbox One right now. So it's like taking your textbooks back. Yeah. That feels right.

No one wants the older version of the console. I feel like if you strip it for parts, you should get $100. Yeah, sell the copper or whatever in there. Which model do we have here? The Xbox One. Damn. That's what I've got at home. I'm in trouble.

You're in trouble. I'm in big trouble. That sucks that you can't play this game on on those consoles yeah i need a i need a pay pig i need somebody to pay pig me yeah all right this one if we have the xbox one s it's 110 trading value i don't know okay we have but that's fair we can look into it we're gonna do something with it can i can i at least say that kj wants to do it i'm really putting kj on the spot here but he's he's made it clear that he wants to do it and i want to do it too and maybe we can do it up here um something to to package together in addition to dylan's track house which as we learned we have a very special guest tomorrow i really thought you're going to say

you're running ross back i kind of want to play Ross. No offense to Ross. This is an even more special guest. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. We talked earlier about that guy on the trail who pops top and might have fake abs or he might just be on gear. We don't know. It could be both. What I do know is this. If he were to just, I don't know, download Fitbod, new logo alert, by the way, he could take care of this. He could take care of all of this and not have to get crazy because we're Fitbod fans here. We've had them around for a while. Their app is so good. Whether you're a seasoned gym goer or just starting your fitness journey, the essential workout you really need is on Fitbod. Yeah, they'll tailor your workouts for your desired results, like we've talked about,

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If you had to guess, what is this one thing that will make family restaurants hate you? If you had to guess. Sloppy steaks. A family restaurant hate you? Yeah. Like a screaming baby? Okay. uh a family restaurant hate you yeah like a screaming baby okay how about um maybe just going showing up sitting down ordering like a beer and chips and salsa and then leaving something like that oh yeah uh what about one what about chugging uh a brewski from your girl's

butt crack in the middle of the restaurant as you sit in the booth. This didn't happen. Yeah, it did. It happened in Georgia at a Tex-Mex joint. Shout out to them, by the way. It's a family restaurant, and I feel like we would be remiss if we did not do it. I don't know how you haven't seen this. It's a family restaurant? I have not seen this. Yeah, and they blurred it. Randy, what's your move here with the- I don't know. It is blurred, so I feel like I could put it up on screen. It's not a traditional butt chug.

Let's watch it. It's not a traditional butt chug. And for the kids at home watching, this is blurred, so you'll be okay. It is blurred, so it is censored. So let's watch it here. This is just in the middle of the restaurant. It looks like some sort of patio situation. He has a funnel.

He's trying to funnel, and he realizes that's not going to work. That's a little too far. He licked the end of the funnel to like lubricate it, I guess. Yeah. Not good. This is not good behavior by humans. Oh my God. Who's doing this? Well, that was my question for you. Is the gentleman talking to him and trying to stop this from happening? What's he saying? I believe that is an employee is the the gentleman talking to him trying to stop this from happening what's he saying uh i believe that is an employee uh of the place so he he bails on the funnel and now he just says look we're gonna do this this is old school tfm snapchat days we're just gonna we're gonna pour the beer down the young lady's back and i'm gonna just that's how i'm gonna consume this beverage so is it the move okay with the funnel was he trying to

insert it into her it hard to say that seems like that's what that was the play there he's like so he had to pivot he's like i'm just gonna drink it out of her butt crack don't do this do you think um don't think we're in a good place as a country don't don't do this in privacy, much less at a family restaurant. Would you be upset if you were a table over with the fam? Absolutely, I would. Would you go over and say, hey, I don't mean to be that guy, but can we? I probably wouldn't say anything to him. I would probably just cover Parks' eyes. Right.

And I'd look at them in total disgust. Like, what are you idiots? You know, I would say it all with my eyes. You know what? I might say something. The restaurant is Rodeo,

Mexican restaurant in Waycross, Georgia. I don't know what's going on down there, but why can't we just do normal things? Why can't we just go to a Tex-Mex place,

fill up on the chips, order fajitas. When they bring them out, you get your phones out. It's real annoying. You're recording it. Maybe you sing a song really loudly. I don't know. There's a number of things, a number of ways to have fun.

I just feel like you don't have to trick it up like this. Randy, you're young. Is this what you guys are doing? No. I can report that this is not what we are doing. This is just wild. Like if this were to happen like at a bar, it's still weird, but it's more acceptable. But like a family restaurant, that's wild to me.

What bar are you going to? You know, just bars. Okay. If I saw this at a bar, even if it was like 1 a.m at a you know a scummy bar on 36 whatever i would still be in total shock yeah um do you think they utilize micah's 3-2-1 method with the margs i don't think so man these were probably mass-produced margaritas right probably heavy on the lime honestly i don't know anything about rodeo i actually went and looked at their reviews they're actually pretty good um they probably use a pre-made mix which okay we don't do that down here no we really don't places do but we don't go there you know

i have that theory about matzo rancho that they use the same formula for no matter which one you order oh really yeah it's unproven but i just my palate kind of tasted it's all the same i mean at matzo rancho they're not squeezing limes back there but they they do order like bulk like real lime juice to use in there sure you know what do you think the guy who uh the matzo rancho the king of matzo rancho mr gold rings himself our waiter from last time what do you think he does if he walks in on this oh he will not put up with this you're going out you're going in the back and getting your head in a vice he's using those rings he's gonna put them across your head yeah you can't fuck around and do this the reason

we do this story don't do this don't do this don't drink and drive and don't butt chug in public what you choose to do behind closed doors in the privacy of your own home with a fellow consenting adult. Like that's up to you, right? Yeah. It's not my business. If you need to scratch that itch, like get drunk, play Mario Kart and butt chug at home. Mario Kart.

Okay. I mean, that's the best way you could drink and drive without, you know, endangering someone. Oh, I see what you're doing. Yeah, you can drink and drive virtually. That's okay. Are you an E-D uh i will say the first time i ever got behind a steering wheel was we mario kart and when i was drunk and i was like yeah this is the best way to know that i'm never going to drink and drive because i was we're

playing rainbow road i was falling off the map the whole time it was good good wake up like yeah never gonna do it that's what it took? yeah like when I was 17 so like your high school probably spent all this money and they probably brought in like a scared straight type deal where it's like hey show you the dangers of drinking and driving and all you needed was Mario Kart you just needed Mario Kart Wii get a little drunk

and play Rainbow Road okay what's the most wild ass thing you've ever seen in a restaurant? you ever seen a fight? You ever been there when a fight broke out or something? Gosh, I haven't. I haven't seen much wild shit. Well, I saw Boban at a restaurant.

What's his first name? In Dallas? Boban. What's his last name? The tall guy. I don't even know what his last name is. That was shocking because he's just- Marjanovic.

Yeah, such a big fella. That's the most shocking thing I've seen at a restaurant, which is not shocking at all. Where were you? Downtown Dallas. Dude, that would be a really weird sighting because he's just a very, very noticeable large human. He was sitting down for 80% of my time there,

and I was like, please just stand up at some point. Then finally he got up and left. I was like, oh my stand up at some point. Then he finally, he got up and laughed. I was like, oh my God. You think he got wind of Brett's standup challenge? Probably. He was like, I'm going to do this for the boys. Maybe. I think the most shocking thing, I was at a company dinner.

We were celebrating a coworker's work anniversary. And there was this older lady that decided to flash us all. It was interesting through like a private window. You can't call it a flash when she showed us her bra. Either way, it was wild. It was a flesh-colored bra. It was a flesh-colored bra. Still wild enough.

Something interesting always happens when we go there. We got the love letter from Brooke. You checked in on her lately? She's still on the fridge, by the way. I haven't. Randy? No. Hopefully she's doing well.

Why didn't you reach out? The letter wasn't for me. It's all right. Hey, I know him. It's a meet cute. I'm not the guy you left it for, but I'm his friend. We work together. I'm Randy.

You're like, you may have heard this story working at Carve, but a few years back, I actually, we had a waiter here and he was born in the same hospital as me. Not the same year or anything, but it's just crazy. A crazy ironic note though. It was a crazy ironic note. You're right. Yeah. I don't like it when I see PDA in a booth at a restaurant.

I don't like PDA in general, let alone when there's food around. So I can't imagine how I would feel if I saw this go down. This is extreme PDA. Is this even affection? What is this? If you can catch a glimpse of a butthole, that's PDA that I'm not signing up for. That's a great point.

Buttholes should not appear in restaurants at any time. Yeah. What do you think about that, Randy? I agree. Keep your two-hole put away. People try to accuse us of being prudes over here, old men yelling at clouds, but where do you stand on that?

You know what? I'm going to say buttholes, restaurants, they don't mix. Okay. That is my official statement too. Good. I'm glad you're on the same page. I bet what happened here is this couple just ordered the flautas, and they were having so much fun,

and you introduce a little bit of alcohol, and next thing you know, you got a funnel, and you're trying to chug. Is it ass-eating season, though? Randy, come on, man. I mean, that could be okay at restaurants. I don't think so, man. Do not do that at a restaurant.

You can get to charge pool in your... This is a decent exposure, my friend. Yeah. There's kids around. Hopefully, there were no kids. There's kids around. Hopefully, there were no kids. It looked like they may have been

the only people out on this particular part of the patio or particular part of the restaurant, which doesn't make it okay. You're really putting the waiter in a tough position

because he's probably worried about his tips. You know, they probably have a tip share policy. He's worried about his tips and he's looking over and he sees the tip of that funnel.

He's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I go shut this down. I'm in trouble. Right. Now this weekend and fun presented by our good friends at rollback. Check out the hat. It's not a joke here, man. We're wearing rollback.

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Your weekend in five. Oh, yeah. Right, right. Yeah. I have a little trip Sunday, but the weekend starts on Friday. I'll start there. I don't have much going on. It's going to be a sunny, hot weekend. And probably be hanging out with Chels for most of it.

Mixing some drinks. I would love to. We're going to step out Friday for dinner. I don't know where yet. Maybe a Mattel Ranchos play. I know where you shouldn't go. We're not going to hop on a plane and go to this Georgia Mexican food establishment. We're not boycotting rodeo.

We support them. But you got to give it some time to cool off. Yeah. So that'll be Friday. You're going to gonna step out saturday probably a pool day fight a guess maybe go to barton springs i don't know catch me in the sun at some point on saturday sunday however water too cold for you no on a hot day it's like it water yeah sunday i am taking my son and my partner parks i'm going with family going with my dad going with my sister brother-in-law and their two little girls and we are going to houston we're going to catch the rangers houston astros game at minute made final game of a three-game stretch, huh? And this is Parks' first time seeing a Major League Baseball game.

And when I was a kid, it was like my favorite thing to do in the world, was to go to a big league ballpark. It was so much fun for me. Now that he's into baseball, I'm hoping he appreciates it the way I used to. Has he been to a Texas game? I've taken him to a Texas game, but it was like the worst game I could have picked. It was early in the season

and it was like 34 degrees and windy and we lasted like five innings. It was really cold, but he has been pretty empty stadiums. This will be nothing like that. I'm so excited, man.

We have pretty good seats, foul ball territory seats. Okay. I'm pumped. I'm hoping he really has a has a good time staying in a hotel in houston i don't know which one and coming back uh coming back monday love that really excited for it um does he have any ranger gear not yet okay can't cop out the stadium of course because it's in houston but um he needs a hat yeah he needs a cap that'll be fun that's a big series i will of course be wearing my my peter millar texas rangers world champion polo that they've gifted to me yes uh gifted from a backer

yes i will be wearing that proudly wearing that amongst the Astros fans. My dad and my brother-in-law, Houston guys. Oh, really? They're Astros fans. Okay. House divided. This will be fun. Randy, what you got?

Honestly, not much. What content you got cooking up? Probably more, maybe some more of that. I'll probably do a lot of content this weekend, but otherwise I don't really have much planned i maybe go out to a bar get dinner maybe just relax the whole time it's the first time in a while that i've had no plans on the weekend and i'm excited for it man oh i'm one of you guys now i used to hate when you guys said that when we lost listeners because of that they just got tired of us saying we got nothing it's

called being in your 30s, Randy. Having nothing to do is fantastic. I assume that'll probably go out to the bars or something. You're going to get lit. Probably. Which bars are you going to? Probably East 6th. But you know what I'm not going to do?

I'm not going to drive there. That's right. Smart. That's my guy. Smart. Even though, I mean, look, we've all done it like thousands of times. Thousands of times. We've all, who hasn't?

I've got both the boys tomorrow night. My wife has officially entered the circle of moms that play a domino game together from the school. One of the popular domino games. It escapes me. I've never played it. But she's going to go to that. They're going to probably drink some wine, have fun. And yeah, I'll be home Thursday night with the baby

and with the three-year-old doing the stuff. And then Friday, Saturday, really got very, uh, a very light docket. Um, for whatever reason, my son has gotten into soccer out of nowhere. Again, he did soccer practice type deal when he was like, uh, just turned three and it was fine. Um, and now he wants to go outside and kick the ball like every night. And I'm in on, that's great. I love doing it. I want to get him out to a game.

I don't know. I need to look at the Austin FC schedule and figure that out. I know they were just here. They were just in town, but going to maybe take him to one because I think that would be a good experience for him.

May sneak out, may go sit at the carve bar. We've been doing a lot of carve talk lately, and I kind of just want to go sit there and have exactly one old fashioned. So maybe I'll hit up Brett and see if he wants to do that. Other than that, that'll be it. You looking it up for me? Yeah, I think if they're on the bottom, that means that it's a home game. So I think they will be in Seattle this weekend weekend okay fortunately it's okay we'll get them next

time around so we'll be hanging out maybe we'll watch it he'll at least watch it he's watched some of the copa stuff with me so we'll probably do that gonna be a low-key weekend i know the kids love to hear it uh check us out on patreon we will be like i said dropping the listener voicemails today or tomorrow. Actually, we'll be recording it today. Um, so if you hear this,

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