Circling Back - Cold Calls & Cum Rockets

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

We're sorry for the title but it was just too good. We discuss Dillon getting new friends, check in with Brunch's DJ Bean on everyone's favorite new segment "Cold Call", discuss the merits of the newest cryptocurrency, Cum Rocket, and Dave & KJ went to the mall (not together). We also read some reviews and got into some niche Dallas breaking news on BBB.  Contribute to our campaign to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society: pages.lls.org/mwoy/ctx/austin21/wmedia Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:09) Recapping this weekend in fun  (24:10) Cold Call (35:43) Cum Rocket (47:44) Dave & KJ went to the mall (1:03:29) Brett's Breaking News Today's sponsors:  Liquid Death: Go to liquiddeath.com/circling to get a free set of koozies with your first order (or get them at any 7-Eleven nationwide) Tushy: Get 10% OFF at hellotushy.com/circling Vizzy: Find Vizzy in your area at vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the circling back podcast. My name is Dave. This podcast today is presented by busy heart seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C and super fruit acerola. We've got a big one today, just a real big one. Joined today by Big Game Brett. Happy Pretzel Day to everybody out there at National Pretzel Day. We're doing Pretzel Day.

You can go to any inn and still get a free pretzel. Hey, hold off on that, Brett. KJ's in the building, too. If anyone was happier that their parents got together, performed the act of intercourse, like their dad, didn't want to wait in line, just bought that smash pass, created life, that life being me, and then one day I would be here, and I'm happy to be here,

nobody could be happier than I am in this moment. I think he's doing an Oscars reference there. I mean, it's just a podcast. I mean, granted, we are doing it in the middle of podcast week, or I guess at the front end of podcast week, really. But I'm happy that you're happy to be here. KJ, of course, from Too Much Dip fame. Check out our sports pod.

We'll be recording that later, actually. He was also live on Twitch recently. Twitch is on. Yeah, Twitch is on. Look at us streamers. Yeah, we stream. Weekday streamers. We is on. Yeah. It's true. It's true. Look at us streamers. Yeah, we stream. Weekday streamers. We got kills too.

Yeah. Facts. Big facts. But hey, happy pretzel day to you too. I appreciate it. One of us hates pretzels. Who is it?

Is it Dylan? Yeah, I was waiting for my intro so I could just go in on pretzels. Hang on. KJ had something. What's up? You got them twisted. Okay.

I like that. The voice you hear is, of course, he's here every day. It's Dylan Cheverie. Pretzels suck. They suck. Pretzels suck. Okay. The big giant ones that are like warm, whatever, they're all right if you dip them in shit.

But just like pretzels out of a bag, it's the worst snack of all time. They're dry. They're flavorless. They stink. You like peanut butter cookies. The driest food known to man. I love a good food argument here. I don't know who's making your peanut butter cookie, but mine are absolutely not dry.

If you're new to this podcast, this podcast and the personalities around it, this is built on food arguments. Snack arguments. Pretzels stink. I is built on food arguments. Yeah. Snack arguments. Pretzels stink. I'm pretty indifferent on pretzels. I'll say flat pretzels, whatever those are, crisps. The chip ones, pretty solid. But I'll jump in these waters with you.

Anybody who wants to come to me with some fucking s'mores or marshmallow fame or game, get that out of my face. They're terrible. How do we go to s'mores? That's a completely different genre. I'm joining my friend over here in the waters of bad food takes. I'm letting everybody know if they're into s'mores, they could be into better things in life. You fill a pretzel with peanut butter, though, and I'll go off on it.

Throw peanut butter inside of a s'more instead of a fucking marshmallow, and we're good. It has to save them. You ever get that big-ass tub from Whole Foods or something that has the peanut butter-filled pretzels? Yeah. Go through about 100 of those without even blinking. Yes, and I have.

Dude, no. You're going to blink at some point. 100 pretzels, bro. All of a sudden, half the thing's gone. You're like, how many calories is that? I'm not going to check. It's many calories. So if you're new, we normally have a guy named Will DeFreeze here.

And he normally sits right here and steers the ship and runs the board he's out paternity leave i don't know what he's doing probably raising a child who knows sleeping probably sleeping probably just getting eight hours no i actually we checked in with him a little bit via facetime a couple days ago so things are doing well we might check in with him later on in the week. I certainly hope so. We wish him well. Have you talked to him, Dylan? I'm actually texting with him right now. He's trying to set up a time to go visit and meet the young fella,

which I learned he's going to go by Fritz. That's so tight. Yeah, which is the middle name. Of course, his name is William Fritz DeFries III. Does not have a muffler shop down in San Marcos. That's a different Fritz. Don't know about that Fritz. But, yeah.

I would say it's kind of jarring to me to declare, like, the kid will go by at this age. Like, we're going to call him, I feel like, is I guess how I would mentally go about that. What do you mean? What's the difference? I don't know my given name is Kajan I don't go by that had you know my parents wouldn't picked out KJ and said hey that's we can go by I'm gonna say this kid can get to like second grade and be like nah call me Wills I kind of feel like it just kind of happens yeah you know like what what are people gravitating toward the most and what is of course

you can't talk yet but one day he'd be like you know i prefer william over fritz we'll see how we'll see how it shakes i didn't see the photos it was a william william looking baby what if he just busts the whole trend he goes billy oh shit billy the freeze that's a strong name it is yeah just saying it's bill defrees is like upper-level management. Yeah. Absolutely. Bill DeFreeze runs a tight ship. Yeah, as an adult, but as a child, he's probably like a quick-ass center back or something like that.

Oh, it's soccer. Okay, got it. Yeah, I mean, if he has the athletic genes of his father, he's going to be a hell of a whatever you call him. The meal train that they have set up for the DeVries family is quite extensive. Oh, yeah? I mean, it's very exclusive. It's hard to even get in there. We want to bring them food, and it's like, well, we're booked for the next month.

Jeez. Not literally. There's some hyperbole there, but you know what I'm saying. Must be nice, man. They've got an extensive family around here. I don't think anybody brought me shit when I had my kid. No. That's all right. Didn't I literally bring you a brought me shit when I had my kid. No. Didn't I literally bring you a bag of shit

and lit it on fire on your door? Very rude. Rude way to welcome my son into the world. In retrospect, I deserve everything I get from your son. Which makes sense why he always wants to fight you now. Because he remembers. Yeah, they don't forget. Even at that age, man. They're forming memories.

You did bring him kettlebells. You brought him Gaines. The gift of Gaines, yeah. That's true. They were calling him Chris Gaines for a time. Yeah, that's true. Also known as. Guys, check this out. The next few weeks, we're partnering with LLS, the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.

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You better not be teasing. I'm going to tease it. That's a tease. Okay. Biggest tease in Washington media, Brett. Yeah, we have a tease time on Friday, too, Dave. Okay. Oh, did you actually book one?

I did. Okay. You book one or multiple? I book one. Just one. Cool. Exactly one. And we also do some supplemental pods on Patreon.

Check us out there. We do a Worst Of. We're doing that tomorrow. You can submit stories through WorstOf at washedmedia.com or head to washedmedia.com and fill out the form. We also do some listener voicemails on Friday. It's our way of connecting with the fan base, you know, just staying fresh, hearing what the people have to say, answering the curveballs they throw at us that's always a fun one um right now i want to do something that i haven't done in a

while and of course talking about murdering my hot little thirst oh my gosh was that liquid death in your hand this weekend in fun presented by liquid death we're going to recap it it is a liquid death unless we you know the sound. Unless we turn you in, we're all accomplices to murder right now. They said that Hooty Hoo is a call to killers. No, it's liquid death opening. Wow. That's how we know.

Okay? God. It's available at 7-Eleven nationwide. So go to your local 7-Eleven to pick up some cans. Go to liquiddeath.com slash circling. Get a free set of koozies with your first order of any case of water or just grab some at any whole foods or 7-eleven i don't have a liquid death koozie yet and i need one i want people to know that like i'm not a guy to be trifled with when they see me out

i like to imagine my liquid death like cutting the brake line of a thirst vehicle you know just sending it down the you know screaming down the highway holy shit without the ability to stop just murdering it that way or maybe like pushing in front of a train or something like walk along the tracks okay you know a little shove for the train gets there something like that mine's more of like a drone strike really onto on thirst yeah thirst is just like it's running like a 5k or something okay yeah and I just take thirst out doesn't even know what hit him or her I like to finish my liquid dust and put a ball on the top of them and t off with it it's you're murdering your t shot and your thirst at the same time wow that's very i just like that

liquid thirst is the only other uh you know big black can in here that's cool as fuck so uh oh just love everything about it interesting interesting way of putting it okay who's the other randy brett you brought up something interesting sure when you described your the way you will be murdering your thirst right teeing a ball off when i used to see john daly teeing off off of a beer can or whatever it was i never really understood how he made clean contact. I never got it. It seems difficult, right?

It's easier than you think. Take the tab off, for sure. If you have any sort of hand-eye coordination, you'd probably do it pretty well. Wow. Okay, well. I mean, you're not going to put the ball 300 yards out there, but if you swing light, you know, 75% swing. When it's breezy, swing easy.

Get it shallow at the top. Okay. That's not bad. Swing easy. Get it shallow at the top. Okay. Yeah, that's not bad. Swing journey. Right. The can, man. So aggressively brand. It looks like a beer can.

Speaking of, I saw somebody in our DMs this weekend. They made a liquid death margarita. What did they call it? A little zombie? Unclear if it was a little zombie, but I liked what they were doing. I was drinking a liquid death in the car the other day yes i was driving and murdering at the same time and uh i felt like i should hide the can so a cop didn't see me like yo what are you what are you doing

that's so dylan to play hide the can but uh i you know it's just water you know yeah i got you yeah yeah what's up you like the sparkling better the or the flat i'm a sparkling guy yeah me too me too the flat's good i like them both so much sometimes i just mix them together and go full suey that's weird a weird move to do but it double murder death double double homie you guys want to do something fun oh Oh, yeah. We got to recap our weekend. We're just radical to action. Radical and killer. Thank you for listening. KJ.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Let's start with me speaking to death. I am. Weekend started off pretty casual, I will say. As tens and tens and tens, maybe thousands, but mostly tens of people saw. We were in Verdansk exploring the new grounds on Friday. Real chill sitch, if you will.

Saturday, spent with the fam. Got up to Dallas and hit up North Park. Checked out Eataly. Major shouts. These two know North Park. It's where we almost bought bread. A martini shirt. The best shirt we've never purchased.

Like a $400 shirt. We were like, if we buy this for you, you have to wear it. Did it have a picture of a martini on it? It had a big embroidered martini on it. It looked like something. $400? It sucked. It's something you'd see a dude in like Addison

who's just getting back out into the dating game who's like 55 or something. Might be a good investment then, you know? Yeah. I'd get it if it were airbrushed, but not embroidered. So, yeah, I did that on Saturday. Went to a park, had a little picnic afterwards. You know, MTS for sure.

Or MCS, I'm sorry. Mega cute scene, if you will. But, yeah, so that was, everything was going great. Mobbed with the boys Friday, hung with the fam on Saturday, and then Sunday, figured I'd continue my DIY journey for those who hadn't heard on too much dip and get a little work done around the house. Had some hiccups along the way, maybe a little bleach ingestion accidentally. You didn't drink spatch?

Bleach, literally. Well, after knocking out a couple projects around the house, including added value here, handling all of my Get Sunday items and up in the lawn game, it was great. I went into the garage putting away the stuff for Sunday and realized I had a few different holes in the walls from where things had been previously hung. So I took what you call a gap and crack filler. Again, I know it's a similar nickname. nickname sorry don't you don't have to but uh to do that gnc filler for sure for sure uh but yeah i was i was filling in some of the holes in the garage um and went to clean off the tool that i

was using for it and realized that shit is worse than crazy glue. So for a good three or four hours, I was YouTubing how to remove like crazy glue or gap filler off of your hands. And all of the videos basically suggested like take a knife and it specifically said not a serrated knife. I'm like, OK, no shit. And not like a butter knife. So I'm like, all right, where are we going? I don't have a Bowie knife like sit in the house. I'm like, okay, no shit. And not like a butter knife. So I'm like, all right, where are we going? I don't have a Bowie knife like sitting in the house.

But they said like take a sharp knife and basically like scrape your skin off. I'm out on that. But two or three more hours pass and I can't pick up my kid or do anything with my hands. And eventually I watch another video and they're like, take a razor, bust out the Harry's, a little shaving cream, start chipping away at my hands. And my nails are jacked. But, you know, everybody's okay. Sheesh, man. Didn't stop him from dropping in in Vernansk in 1984 last night.

Yeah, that's true. It was. I forgot about that. Did you have a Vizzy while you were at it? I did not have a Vizzy while I was at it. Did you think maybe it was never going to come off and you'd end up just having the Hulk hands? I thought I was going to come in here and have to explain, hey, here's what this deteriorating shit is on my hands.

And I was imagining, okay, is it going to change colors? Am I going to have to wear gloves? I probably would have shown up here with full-blown Nike receiver gloves and just let you all figure out what's going on. Nothing made you more of an athlete than going to buy those and wearing them on your way home? Extra tacky, some cutters. let y'all figure out what's going on. Nothing makes you like more of an athlete than going to buy those and walking, like wearing them on their way home. Like, okay. Extra tacky, some cutters.

Is the wide receiver glove like the biggest innovation in sports? Like as far as like, it's up there with the difference it makes. I mean, I mean, dude, it's, it's night and day. It's the athlete's version of a high heel. Like it makes you something you absolutely are not. What's the athlete's version of a high heel? Like it makes you something you absolutely are not. What's the high heel do? It makes you tall and confident, like you can actually do things with gloves. You guys seen always Sonny, the lawyer with the fake giant hands?

What? Too much of a D screaming in that show. Maybe turn it off. The lawyer is really so conscious about his small hands. He like these big fake hands in the courtroom randy likes it made me think that randy was what i'm talking about dude dylan with the killer somebody else do that in the courtroom too huh didn't somebody else do that in the courtroom are you thinking of reference to oj simpson yeah of course yeah a little bit different situation there but yeah the glove did not fit you know a lot of people think he stopped taking his um like whatever arthritis medication or something that caused

his hands as well some people think that just theorizing but i think that's what happened that foo fighters video now is the ludicrous video and ludicrous as well a lot of foo fighters talk around this office noted foo fighters hitter dave i didn't know that I just they're so boring yeah you stand next to pretzel man and scream that you hate fucking Dave Grohl I mean like he's a fine gentleman and like I always have a soft spot for what he did with um you know top five band of all time Nirvana but it's just maybe I don't know I just I prefer Dave Grohl the drummer I don't want to hear it what What did you do this weekend? Not much. No, really, I did. I pretty much just watched combat sports and tweeted about it. Very cool.

Talked to people in our Discord. So I didn't do much. Very cool. It was low-key. Took Randy out to the park, my dog, a few times. He's having a blast. He's got a squad out there, man. I'm very happy for him.

He's doing well. This morning, we had Rhodes out, my son. Was he walking, Randy? No, but he was just – we had him in an upright position because he had just ate. Randy, like, kind of got on the couch and, like, snuggled up next to my wife and then popped his head up on Rhodes' lap. And Rhodes was, like, happy at first, but then, like, kind of got – Randy's head's huge. It was a little much.

He was crushing my son. It's like, Randy, man, what you're doing right now is mega cute. Love what you're doing. Love your information. Had to take his head off. I was like, you can't do this, man. And he was a little upset about it, but he understood it. You put Randy on Cabeza Watch.

Yeah, quite literally, I put the man my son on cabeza watch speaking of cabeza watch dylan what'd you do this weekend i wasn't on cabeza watch no i'm just you were the uh so uh innovator on friday uh i went out to dinner with my new friends oh didn't see a lot of instagram posts it must have been really vibing if you didn't post. I went out there with my new friends. Had a fantastic time. Wow. Yeah.

It's great to get invited to places. It feels really good to have just good friends who want to hang out with me. So that's always fun. We went to a bar afterward. Wow. Really cool. It got kind of lit, man. It was a good scene. Really good scene.

That's weird. When you go out with us you always just uber home like right after yeah you guys aren't very much fun brad is absolutely correct my new friends however are just tons of fun you know why he's doing it you know why he's doing it because he wants to be cool and he wants he doesn't want to be the guy that uber's home right away so he stays out they have this tradition at the this bar i went to you get a joel you get a tequila shot uh and and the shot glass is made out of salt. It's ice.

It's pretty cool. Okay. Afterward, you have this little place set up where you can throw the ice shot as hard as you want at this little bell thing, and if you don't hit it, it's fine, but it's cool. So what you're saying is you're sore this morning. You can crow hop it if you want to. That's what I said.

And the results were? I missed the bell. It's small and most people don't hit it but uh it was fun wow a lot of fun yeah kind of wasteful saturday i went i went clothes shopping took bay we went i went to domain and just i kind of went off i got some i got some good shit really what did you get i got some jeans i got a shirt i a tux, I have a black tie event coming up. What's this guy? Events, new friends? Are you doing a gala with your new friends? Yes. My new friends are fancier than y'all.

You guys are trash. You won't even go to Woodrow's with us anymore. He has not been in for dance in a week. I assumed it was Bay-related. Now that I realize it's just a whole other squad related. No, no, no. It's new friends. Whole other squad. I hope you're getting dubs with this group. These guys, I would

imagine, are like, well, you play video games? Yeah. I feel like Dylan's new friends are checking the markets, the overseas markets and trading futures. I don't know where that is. A little lake outing as well. That's cool, dude.

We'll just never see you again. That's fine. And then hung out with Parks all day yesterday. It was fantastic. Yeah. Wow. I mean, we've got sons, too. So whatever.

We're good. Very cool. Brett, you want to talk about your shitty weekend? Yeah, I had a seafood weekend. Saw food, and I ate it, Dylan. Oh. Wow, very cool. Yeah. No, a seafood weekend. I saw a food and I ate it, Dylan. Oh, wow. Very cool.

Yeah. No, a big weekend in H-Town. We went to, I did Italian, and I did Chick-fil-A, and I did seafood. Okay. And we did a couple, bounced around a couple spots. I did the Memorial Park driving range yesterday in H-Town. It's a great facility. Can we back up real quick to these meals, if you will?

Yeah, big foodie weekend in Houston. Chick-fil-A wedged between two places. So if one was not Captain D's and the other wasn't Pizza Hut, I feel like they should be named if they're just getting genres. Yeah, sort of. How nice are we talking if Chick-fil-A is also mentioned by name? We went to Ticorosa in the Bel Air area on Friday, Teca Rosa. Okay. In the Bel Air area on Friday night.

Fantastic spot. Yeah, I know Bel Air. I got a couple of my pledge brothers in there. And Chick-fil-A probably should have made the list as well. Yeah, I feel like you

focused on the wrong... What I'm saying is we get a little lit Friday night. Chick-fil-A is good hungover food. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah, so Saturday morning was a Chick-fil-A type of night. Got my car detailed in H-Town. Always a good feeling. That's awesome, dude. Badass weekend. Shouts to Hallelujah Car Care and our boy Ray over there hooking us up.

Okay. And we went down to San Leon, Texas, Dave. Beautiful. If you know anything about San Leon, Texas, it's- Water? It's gorgeous. Yeah. It's right on the water.

Yeah. You see the container ships just going by. Pristine. You're watching commerce. Yeah, you're watching commerce. White sands, crystal clear, blue water. Something like that, yeah. The water, none of those were right, but it's on the water.

Don't drink the water, Dylan. Don't drink ocean water, period. Right. Unless it's from Sonic. If it's big water or ocean water, consume either of those. Water. Ocean water. Water.

Sorry. But no, I drove through a tornado, I think, on Friday, which was pretty interesting. It was out by Bastrop. Oh, okay. It was, I think, what do they call it? Quarter-sized hail involved. Sure. It was fun.

That's about as hard as it's ever rained in a car. Are you going to take your car back for the rain check since you just spent hundreds of dollars and then drove through a storm? Yeah, I've got a lot of questions about that. A couple-hour drive afterwards? Well, the storm was before the detail. I hope you paid for the insurance.

The car wash insurance, yeah. No, I didn't do that. Oh, bummer. Why is that? Because you didn't do the storm. Oh, you can go back for free. Rain check, I didn't do that. Bummer. Why is that? You can go back for free. Rain check. Anyway, that's my week. I just ate a lot of good food.

Okay. Pier 6, great seafood. Antica Rosa, great Italian food. I had the Wagyu meatballs. I need an excuse to go to Houston and try some of these eateries. I have not spent... Houston meetup.

You're invited. Let's do it. I have not spent sufficient enough time in Houston to talk as much shit about the city as I do. Got it. There was a, we didn't go to LTM, but for the first weekend that I've been in Houston, I think ever. So I'm craving it even more now. We've got more going on than that.

There's a. We do. I'm going to stop. There's a brunch place I went to. It's phenomenal. It's like Georgia's or something like that. I'll find it. I'll send it to you.

Let me Jack Ruby this last sip here. You guys want a cold call? I don't know why my brain fucking thought Jack Harlow and I'm like, what does he have to do with anything here? No one has ever confused those two humans.

Alright, we do this thing now where we cold call somebody and we just hope they answer because that would be good. If they didn't, then we just have to be really funny on the voicemail. Who are we calling? I'm not going to tell you. Are you explaining cold call to two biz dev guys here? You're right.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Oh no. This might be the one hello hi dj hey dj bean what's up dj shit you know exactly who this is got the first and. Yeah, I got it in my phone like that. It's Dave with the Circling Back podcast. We just wanted to cold call you. I mean, just catch you really off guard to see what's going on in DJ's world. Yeah, what are you doing right this very second? Holy smokes. I mean, I didn't even know you guys were calling,

but I had just Googled some Austin, Texas news stories. So I'm actually prepared to talk about what's going on in Austin, which is weird. But you guys probably won't plan on that. So I'm down to do whatever you want to do. Of course, DJ is one half of the brunch podcast with Pete Blackburn. Is DJ the nice one or the hot one? He's the one who shreds. DJ's nice and hot.

He shreds Billy Joel Licks on the gram or Twitter if you check him out. Yeah, let's talk Austin News. They call a thirst trap I believe, but I could be wrong. Billy Joel Licks. You guys want to get to know

the winners of the 2021 Austin Half Marathon? Yeah, who won? I've been wanting to find out all day. I was actually saving it for after the pod, but since you're here, just go ahead and tell us. Did you DVR it? And you're like, Yes.

Nobody mentioned. I haven't seen it yet. Let's see. Hold on. I mean, we really caught him off guard. Is he running the name through one of those Google Translator pronunciation tools? Okay. This is a freezing cold call because I clearly had no idea this was coming.

Somebody named Wes, so I'm not getting their first name. Jordan Wes and Michelle Murray seem to have paired pretty well. Wes won the Elite Men's break. I don't like the name of that. It's called the Elite Men. I don't like the name of that. It's called the elite men. We don't do those. Becoming the first runner to cross the finish line Sunday, the time of an hour, seven minutes, and 30 seconds.

I guess I'm realizing I do not know how long a half marathon is supposed to take. It's about half the time as a regular marathon. It is? I would think that it would be let's see quicker i would say half like 60 percent the time right i was thinking like 45 oh no lower lower lower lower yeah yeah yeah and with the uh you know the what do you call the elevation here in te? Right. I think we run better times than they do in Boston. I know you guys have a marathon people have heard of, but the Austin half is kind of a big deal, I think.

Yeah. They call it the hill country. I call it home. Hell, yeah. I do. You guys ever do a half marathon? I did one like, I don't know, 10 years ago. No, I've got little bitch shins.

I do like 10th marathons. You run by 2.6? Yeah, I'm not much of a long-distance guy. Not at all. Hey, DJ, dude, do you have any just knee-jerk reaction thoughts to the Academy Awards? Yeah, shit. I mean, they did my guy Lakeith Stanfield dirty.

I don't know if you guys saw Judas and the Black Messiah, but he was clearly his lead, and they just tossed him in the best supporting actor category, which was a fucking buzzsaw. So he had no chance. But I don't know if you saw him at the red carpet. He did a real revenge Bob thing where he showed up knowing they fucked him, but he

showed up like the hottest thing one's ever looked. So good on him. Oh yeah, I saw people talking about that fit last night. Exceptional. He showed up like the hottest thing he's ever looked. So, good on him. Oh, yeah. I saw people talking about that fit last night. Exceptional. That was pretty clean. DJ's live tweeting of the Oscars is kind of what got me through my awareness. DJ, this is KJ, by the way.

So, nice to meet you. Oh, what's up, man? How are you? I'm phenomenal. You have a top 10 Instagram handle, by the way, for those who don't know or haven't seen it. Oh. You have a top 10 Instagram handle, by the way, for those who don't know or haven't seen it. Oh, I mean, I'll give you a little inside gram update, whatever. Beads was taken, so I just kept adding the me until it was available. How many E's is it?

I don't fucking know. So every now and then you're like, I don't do this anymore because I just don't care. But I used to take Instagram off my phone every now and then to just kind of cleanse my brain. And now I'm like, I'm just going to feel terrible all the time anyway. So might as well have Instagram. I think I count 17. I think it's 17. So if you're looking for DJ on Instagram, it's at D-E-E-E-E.

Well, there are 17 of them and then a J. So, nice. Oh, yeah. Big time. I would take it off my phone and then when I would go to put it back on my phone, it would be like, all right, buddy, sign in. And I would have to Google. It sounds like the most vain thing in the world.

I would Google my own Instagram to see what the name of it was, and then I would fog it up with that. The cool thing is you don't have to worry about any brands or anybody else trying to acquire your handle, like maybe saying that you're squatting on it or something. I feel like that's yours. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Back in the day, I wanted to have DJ Bean without any underscores or anything fancy on Twitter. And there was a guy squatting on it, and he was only following Sarah Bareilles. So he was actually mocking me because following Sarah Bareilles is absolutely something I do. And I think that he was kind of stubborn in my face. What's next for Brunch in 2021? It's a good question.

Where do I see Brunch in five years? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Pete and I hung out this weekend, which, I don't know, hanging out hasn't really been a huge thing the last year, but when we get together, we cook up some dumb shit,

and we have some dumb shit coming. We're doing the Patreon thing, really just from seeing you guys. When we joined WOS, we were like, hey, we can be smarter about this podcast thing. Let's give them more content. Let's give them better content.

So we do the things on Fridays now where we do a bonus episode. We had Dylan on one of them. It was by far our favorite one. It was Dylan on Dylan. And it was where we just asked Dylan a bunch of questions about Dylan. It was a lot of fun. The way I described it is I felt like I had front row for a stand-up set

and they were just ripping off each other. It was like I was the only one in the house. It was so much fun. You were just playing wall ball? That's also a brunch stream where Pete doesn't really want to do it, but I'm like, we should do a live show, but don't sit at a table. Don't do like a podcast. Let's just aggressively walk around with Mike like we're both doing stand-up at the same time.

You've got to go Garth Brooks-Mike, though, for sure. Headset only. Oh, hell yeah. Like, have a dummy Mike in hand that people want to, like, talk into, but you're all, like, Abercrombie and Fitch, like, talking straight into the mic. That's such a good idea. Absolutely. Good stuff, DJ. Yeah, DJ, you've got three belly laughs out of dylan already that's more than all of us combined so far in this episode yeah dylan hasn't even looked

me in the eye this entire episode yeah he's been kind of down dylan doesn't really hang out with us so that's actually cool to hear that you hang out with your podcast host dylan's got new friends now so no i mean i probably shouldn't say this but one of the dumb ideas that we came up with over the weekend, we were like, Halloween we should just do a million costumes that are cosplay, I guess, things

off of the washed meat family. One of them would be, obviously, to be circling back. We were like, we would just talk about having kids, and then one of us would be chilling and be to be circling back. And we were like, we just talked about having kids. And then one of us would be chilling and be like, what the fuck is all this? Well, I'll publicly give you free pass if you decide to do too much dip. DJ, you can go as me.

No, too much dip is awesome. As much makeup as you'd like. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's not problematic at all. Holy shit, Jesus Christ. That's not problematic at all. Holy shit. I mean, even hearing a joke about that right now would get me killed. Where can the people find your Patreon? I know you mentioned it, but I need to add that to my list of services.

Well, that's been an issue, actually. I don't think we actually set one up, but we're aggressively telling people to join it and to support us. I don't think we actually have one. Just kidding. It's patreon.com slash listen to Brunt.

Shit, it's a good time. We do the bonus episodes. We give you a coupon if you want to get Burst We pop questions out there So it's a real community type of vibe It's a good time

Well people just watch it on mute and see those faces I think that's really what the crowd's into These days Oh that's all the shit I should have said that Yeah it's also you get all the videos The episodes People are Into Oh, shit, I should have said that. Yeah, it's also you get all the videos, the episodes, the video episodes, which people are into. There you go.

Fantastic. Well, hey, thank you, man. I know it was kind of dicey. We just kind of called you out of the blue, but, man, I really appreciate you popping on with us, tapping in. You the man, Deej. Yeah, I appreciate you. I also appreciate you guys saying tap in way too fast.

I fucking love that. I laugh every time you guys saying tap in way too fast. I fucking love that. I laugh every time you guys say it. Thank you. We're good at ruining good stuff. Is that off of like the, who's it by, Saweetie? Is it off that song? I believe that is a Saweetie song, but it's more of a Chet Hanks thing. That might be where he got it.

Chet has really made it his own, you know, just kind of appropriated tap in as it were chet hanks doesn't seem like the type to appropriate stuff i know man it's really really throwing a curveball at the at the squad here i mean i just know him as the guy from shameless and your honor he's such a good actor is he he's doing other stuff that's cool I'll have to check it out It's news to everybody in this room that he was on either of those shows And that one of those shows exists Oh dude, Showtime Loves Chet Hanks for some reason

And they put him in kind of serious roles I'll say this Chet Hanks definitely does not have permission To go as me for Halloween, but you do DJ You heard it here Alright We appreciate you DJ Horrified as to how I should react to that mission to go as me for halloween but you do dj you heard it here all right all right we appreciate you dj horrified as to how i should react to that but i appreciate you all thanks for giving me uh

thanks for giving me a call here all right man have a great have a great week happy podcast week all right see you guys bye-bye what a guy it's dj Bean from Brunch Podcast. Guys, this next segment's called Cum Rocket. What could that possibly be about? No interstitial needed at all. Were you ground floor Cum Rocket, Dave, or did you miss the boat? I have recently increased my exposure to Cum Rocket. So, yeah, I put a little Cum Rocket, a little, I call it, Cummy Rock into my portfolio, just diversifying my crypto.

There's a lot of hedge funds out there, Dylan, or something rock, like BlackRock, for example. Yeah, for those who are just super confused right now, Come Rocket is the actual name of a new cryptocurrency. Let me just say this. It ain't your grandma's crypto. No, this is Come Rocket. This is Come Rockets. And I believe instead of coins, they're actually called cummies. cummies so you can purchase cum that's a little far for me i think they're running about 12 cents a pop right now you know what's funny is that kj has like a somewhat

serious job on the side and this is just gonna take or maybe it's one point something since i'm not sure i either way i'm not ground floor more of a late lazy boy uh come rocket guy but you know any opportunity to get away from the doge uh in the news it's too volatile wow i don't even want to go to the moon like to the atmosphere with come rocket and i'm down what planet would you go to uh with come rocket uh pluto okay one right answer one commie is uh one and a half cents right now. Okay. For a CUMMI. A lot of people are rolling their eyes because they haven't increased their exposure to cryptocurrency like we have.

But, Brett, why don't you give them just like an elevator pitch. Yeah, sure. 35 seconds. So, CumRocket is a cryptocurrency which can be used on degenerate money, which is a platform where where not safe for work nfts are swapped so perhaps it's a gift or a porn action right you can yeah you know yeah nsfw nfts in my head I was trying to think of a way to explain what dogecoin is to my dad who he likes to invest a little bit of money and I don't think he's really you know gotten into crypto much yet maybe a little Bitcoin but explaining doge to him is I feel like you'd be like, OK, what's that?

A meme dog? What are you talking about? Comrocket is just another level of what the hell? What's going on here? I was worried you were going to pivot and be like, oh, he'd get this immediately. No, no, no. This stuff's becoming just more and more ridiculous. If you want to buy horny GIFs that are all your own, you need a currency to do so.

That's Comrocket. But I feel like this makes, you know, if you just think of it as gifts that are all your own, you need a currency to do so. That's CumRocket. But I feel like this makes, you know, if you just think of it as tokens, like, all right, I'm just going and buying tokens so I can then buy all of my, you know. Can I give you this many so I can nut this many? No, it was exchanged for goods and services. It was delivered well. No, so I was actually pretty early on Doge, the dog coin, and also very early on Cumrocket. Right. That's why they're calling me Cumdog Millionaire.

How long were you holstering that one? Like a good 30 seconds? Pretty much, yeah. Cumdog Millionaire. Congratulations. Yeah, on paper. Of course, it's up in the air. I did buy you out.

You don't work here anymore. Really? After the air. I did buy you out. You don't work here anymore. Really? After the pod. Other people earlier to come around did include Rick Pitino and Johnny Sins. I think... Who's Johnny Sins? Porn star. Johnny Sins porn star.

Okay. So Johnny Sins, he's calling it the crypto version of OnlyFans. Okay. So in theory, it's not just going to be another meme coin, according to Johnny Sins. ComeRock is already working on a decentralized exchange KJ called CumSwap. Okay yeah all right that's that's where I draw the line. So you'll be able to buy goods and services with CR. Why'd you say services like that? With your cummies. With your cummies. With your cummies. Nobody liked my Rick Pitino joke huh?

Well I figured that he got his like in an Italian restaurant somewhere. Yeah. Brett went to a nice one in Houston. I did. And I took a roast. But it was open, hopefully. Why do you meatball? Great.

Yeah. But it's Johnny Sins guy. Aside from being like the husband-wife, like acoustic band that performed on Fixer Up or whatever. I don't know anything about him, but I will say NFTs. fixer-upper or whatever like i don't know anything about him but i will say nfts uh you know i'm at least familiar with that abbreviation and in this like genre it's usually like a search that i search um on some websites but i think it makes more sense in this world to need a go-between you know to have less of a paper trail for those purchases than Dogecoin or Bitcoin.

I can just buy my season tickets at the AAC for the Mavericks with U.S. dollar. But if I'm trying to go splash some coins here and splash some coins there on OnlyFans, it could be nice to have a go between. Gross, dude. Don't say splash. Okay. Drip a little money up there. Okay.

KJ. He is in the perp chair. Oh, yeah, you are. Yeah. It makes sense. It's a real thing. Yeah. Brett, I mean, you're pretty outspoken on crypto.

Yeah. Where do you see this long term? Absolutely nowhere, Dave. Actually, you know what is funny with Cummys? What is funny? It has a use case. I like the not safe for work goods and services exchange, formally or predictably known as CumSwap.

It actually has a use case, which I appreciate. Why can't we just use the USD for that? Paper trail? Paper trail is one of them. Potentially international. Dude, blockchain. I don't know what blockchain is. Decentralized information.

I still don't think anybody knows what blockchain is. Is this on the blockchain or is this on the... No, it's on the blockchain. I think even people who explain what blockchain is very well don't even know what blockchain is. Not on the C-chain. what blockchain is very well, don't even know what blockchain is. Not on the C chain. Say you're trying to buy a, I don't know, a Russian not safe for work gift. Oh, Dylan.

I've seen you recommended. Okay, keep going. What do I do? You convert your USD into commies. Okay. And they get paid in commies over there. Okay. Or commies.

Oh, all right. It feels like some Silk Road shit a little bit. It is. It absolutely is. If you're a communist. Oh, all right. It feels like some Silk Road shit a little bit. It is. It absolutely is. If you're a communist. Ha. Right. I hope.

Silk Road originally, I mean, that's where Bitcoin kind of got its chops, right? Oh, yeah. That guy's out now. There's Silk Road multi-multi-millionaires at this point. He's an Austin guy. Oh, yeah. Previously Dallas or, yeah. I guess he got put in jail near Dallas.

I have no idea where he was based. Is he out yet? Yeah, recently. Because if he is, his Bitcoin wallet. Oh, boy, he got put in jail near Dallas. I have no idea where he was based. Is he out yet? Yeah, recently. His Bitcoin wallet. Yeah, but he's got some money. Yeah. Can't remember his name. Do you have to pay capital gains on Cummys?

No. That's the whole thing about cryptos. They don't do that. Are you sure? Yeah. Are you serious, Clark? The U.S. government is absolutely going to intervene and change that. Yeah, Janet Yellen.

Where does she stand on ComeCoin? ComeRocket. SNL did this recently. As soon as she can take taxes from it, I'm sure they're going to be like, yeah, it's great. Hashtag in the Fed. Ron Paul revolution, let's go. That's about it. Ron Paul and Santorum references all in one day.

I love it. I forgot about Santorum It's a great Great song By Metallica That is not It's Sanitarium Close

Very close Anything else on Come Rocket Like how What's it looking like now Give me like Hit the little one hour tab Tell me if it's spiking or not

Let's see here One and a half cents A cummy Dribbling It's about K me if it's spiking or not let's see here one and a half cents a commie dribbling it's uh about yeah it's one uh one cent what point zero one six zero six wow so it's slipping a little bit it's it's it is slipped but in the last uh in the last hour it has gone up yeah on friday it was 11 oh, on Friday it was at 25 cents. No, 2.5 cents. I'm sorry, not 25. I got my decimal in the wrong spot.

Well, I objected to my veins. Very cool. What happens in these things is when a cum rocket whale buys a hefty amount. Do you have to get a cum wallet? I'm asking if it has a special wallet because you know a lot of crypto coins you keep them in a wallet to store them doing a coin it's blockchain it's not available on coinbase I'll tell you that that's that's a real miss neither is Doge and I supported their IPO full disclosure and like the fact that you can't I can't even go on and buy a little sea rocket on my coinbase is

a problem should do next cold call maybe we should call their customer service desk and ask about do you can meet the team on their website they have a meet the team team yeah terence imagine working for come rocket is that like the mortgage company come rocket mortgage i'll get a mortgage in like a day or whatever this is called rocket mortgage oh god no comment i feel like he runs in like the the mark cuban crew he would he would let you buy a mortgage in cr as long as you could like publicize it and write it in comic sans yeah yeah and also just uh completely throw like uh the modern day goat under the bus even though he did like everything for your city and you weren't good enough

to put a team around him. That guy's a shitbag. He's never done anything to Luca. Did you guys see that Trevor Lawrence is getting paid entirely in Comrocket? No, he's not. Are you sure? Don't touch football Jesus with your dirty jokes. He did get his signing bonus.

Was it Bitcoin or was it generically crypto? Bitcoin, Ethereum, and one other one that I'm not familiar with era no Solana or something ruben in the leader we're just naming other currencies that are actually like the loony the loony that's a Canadian okay is it really yeah shout out to Swizzy very cool well we really just we really just went in on com rocket there guys you want to talk about hello tushy before we get into our next segment i've been dying to they're back in the house mom wiped your ass for years return the favor with the perfect gift for mother's day from hello tushy do you ever think about getting your mom a bidet that goes right onto your toilet? Not until now. I need video evidence of someone gifting their mother a bidet.

Because as a huge Hello Tushy fan, there are very few things that I enjoy more than I've learned from this podcast and Hello Tushy. I couldn't recommend it to enough people. Well, no. You've got to get one for mom now. You've got to get one for mama. You've got to bring your mama into the future with the brand newnew Hello Tushy 3.0 Modern Bidet Attachment. It's stylish, KJ, eco-friendly. We're big on that.

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I do, too. Like an inordinate amount lately, actually. Yeah. No electricity required. No extra plumbing. No. Wild. I don't even understand.

That's magic. It's literally magic. I don't get it. I don't understand it. It is the easiest thing to install. Yeah? It took me less than 10 minutes. It took me more time just to clean up the area and get ready to install than it did to install.

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You know the analogy they use? If you get bird poop, Dylan, on your arm? You've got to use moisture when you're cleaning. Yeah. Why are we so archaic that we just use paper? It doesn't make any sense. It's kind of gross, man. Well, if man well if it's why wipe when you can wash i think you told me that before and yeah stuck but did it lads go to hellotushy.com circling to get 10 off plus free shipping again that's hellotushy.com circling okay that off. Check it out. Guys, this segment's called Dave Went to the Mall.

I think this one's mine. Which mall did you go to? Middle of the mall. Barton Creek. Barton Creek. You went, okay, so I'm guessing you went into Nordy because that's your spot. That's my, I always park at Nordy no matter what. Dave's spot is the Nordy at the Domain, though, where he knows the guy.

He has his stock broker. The Domain Nordy? I don't do that one as much, even though they do have a better men's selection at the Domain one. I wasn't actually planning on buying anything. On Saturday. I went in there on Saturday. Did you really?

That's where I got some cash. You went to a mall? You went to a mall? Dude, did you shout out Javier? The Domain, I guess, technically is a mall. Yeah, it's an outdoor mall. But it's not very mall-esque. It's outdoor.

Yeah, it's an outdoor mall. Yeah. It's got Nordstrom, for sure. I went to a mall. For me, a mall is where you see old people walking around holding hands. Like around the exercise walk. That's the power walking? No, no, no.

No, that's the villages. Florida's friendliest hometown. It's like 75,000 old people in Florida. Yeah, I'm not talking about retirement. Just retirement. Just playing a really short course. Or like keyosks and people walk exercising. in Florida. Yeah, I'm not talking about retirement. Just retirement. Just playing like a really short course. People walk exercising.

Yeah, power walk the mall. Middle of the mall. Yeah, like 14-year-olds holding hands. You know what I mean? Yeah, like punks up to no good. Yeah. Just ne'er-do-wells. Why did you go to the mall? Oh, I had to return some e-waste shorts to the Gap.

So I recently decided that I'll bounce this off of y'all. Let me tap in real quick. Belt loops are out this summer. So I'm trying to transition to entirely e-waste. It's an elastic waistband, drawstring. And I ordered some. This is free. We'll give it to them from the Gap. Got deal on them they're a little big a little big in the waist and i'm just like okay so i bear

it was like dude why don't you just bring it back to the gap to the actual store it's like yeah why not why not saturday it's for the gap so i went over there parked at nordstrom walked in got the shorts it was very easy shout out to the customer service. I was like, you know what? Bear has been talking a lot about shoes. If you listen to our Patreon last week, we talked about like what shoes might pair well with like a beachy breezy vibe. I was like, I'm just going to, I'm going to stop in a place I don't normally go. Now, the last time I did that was at Vans. I went into the Vans store. Granted, I was like 34 at the time. I went into the Vans store.

Granted, I was like 34 at the time. No one acknowledged me. No one looked at me. I pinched myself, and I had to look in a mirror to find out, like, am I dead? Like, is this Ghost Dave walking into Vans? Because it was like I didn't exist. Did you tell him that Chet sent you? Because Vans was on his list of acceptable items.

So this is pre-White Boy Summer. White Boy Summer was just a dream at that point. It wasn't actually in full effect. It was all a dream. Sorry. I decided to try my luck at pacific sunwear pack sun okay thinking like dude guy like me you know they get they know they i'm a mark they can sell me some shit walked in and um the uh zalatorris looking looking fucker at the front desk, he kind of looked up from his phone, looked at me, and then just looked back down. And I was like, okay, that's fine. I went back to their little shoe selection. I actually saw some dope shoes that I would have liked to have tried on.

Did you get profiled? I'm not saying it, but I looked around, and I was kind of standing there, just kind of hands on hips, like stomping my foot. Just kind of looking around, like, all right. hips, like stomping my foot, just kind of looking around like, all right, looked at my phone, looked at my watch, and nobody came over. And you know what? I just walked my ass out. Wow.

Showed them. Did they think you were just doing content? You were just like, hey, and looking at your watch and looking back at your phone. Were you just doing all this into your phone or were you looking at them the whole time? I was looking around. I was just kind of, I was like trying to see like what the kids were wearing.

You were in the van store, you said? No, Pacific Sun or PacSun. Thanks. Yeah, that's a rough go of it. Worst situation for me is if I walk into one of those stores and I hear a, hey, what's going on, boss? I'm out on boss. How you doing, big guy? Hey, chief.

And I just, I'm done. I'll shop with someone else. The deal breaker for me was when I found out they would not accept my cum rocket. Right. They were like, no, we only do like credit cards or cash. And I was like, okay, it's 2021. So you just bounced and went to Lulu or the Gap? I did go in Lulu.

I'm a big fan of their underwear for working out purposes. Oh, man. Dylan turned me on to that, actually. Walking around money in those pockets. Well, look. You didn't? I've never owned Lulu underwear, so I couldn't have. Somebody was gassing them up.

Maybe there's Will. I'll give you one guess. Did you get any free bourbon chicken? Was it Will? I'm guessing. Oh, it definitely was clawing that dude that dude lives in lulu he gets that discount too dude he is a walking lulu that's all he wears yeah all he wears that's that makes sense because the last person i was talking to about lululemon

was klein dude he just he just brings it up in casual conversation like the first time you met him in person literally he's just talking lulu he's like just brings it up in casual conversation. Like, the first time you met him in person, literally, he's just talking Lulu. He's like, hey, what's up, KJ? You got the Lulu spring line yet, KJ? Does he have equity? I don't know. I don't know. His character in Call of Duty wears Lulu.

On the battlefield. Rocking joggers on the battlefield. Just performance. Yeah, that's it. I was a little upset. I was looking to buy shoes that day. So, Gap, thumbs up everywhere else. Gap was great, man. They took it. Like, yeah, we's it. I was a little upset. I was looking to buy shoes that day. So Gap, thumbs up everywhere else. Gap was great, man.

They took it. Like, yeah, we got small. I'm a small. Whatever. Yeah. Kind of demoralizing, but yeah. Get with fits. But we're not doing belt loops in the summer.

We're just not. Okay. Call them dock shorts, right? Is that what they're calling them? Yeah. The drawstring ones. Okay. Those have been the wave for a minute, though.

It's not a 2021 thing, is it? I don't know, man. It's just a wave that I'm on. I'm riding the wave, too. It's not a big deal. Are you sure they call them dock shorts? It seems like it would be kind of hard to dock in shorts. Nobody knows what docking is.

You got to pop them down a little bit in order to fully dock. It sounds like Dylan. Summer suspenders are in, apparently. No more belts. You want to do some reviews? I've been waiting weeks for reviews. We alluded to this earlier. You can review this podcast.

I'm going to read some reviews, but look, reviews are very important to us. It helps make us very visible on iTunes, and it bumps up the charts. The more reviews we get, the more love we get on there. It's very important. We need to spike on the charts again. If we have someone on the fence about subscribing, they might go read a few and be like, you know what? This sounds like it's pretty good. So help us out. Leave a review. I have some here.

I think they're all five. Let's see. Yeah, they're all five stars. I didn't pick a bad one. Of which there are a few I will note. Anyway, here we go. Five stars. My girlfriend keeps making fun of me for listening to three 30-something-year-old dudes talk about a trip to Chili's for 20-plus minutes, but I can't stop.

Well, she's going to love today's pod. I've also bought all this Acerola Blackberry Lemonade, and I don't even like seltzers. How about that? Dude, that's huge. Vizzy is the seltzer that will convert you into a seltzer person. Yes. This one's called First Time Long Time. Been listening since the Grand X days.

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Good Stuff. Five stars. Great pod except for Dilly Dog singing. I think I'm Dilly Dog. Dylan singing is the worst part of any episode. Please stop. That's not fair. Who's that from?

I have a beautiful voice. This is from at Matty Ice 28. Matty Ice wants to hear you. Yeah, it's Matt Ryan. It's Matt Ryan. If it was Matty B, that would be a completely

different story. This one is called Five Douche Farts. Okay. It's five stars, so we're going to read it. A podcast with five douche farts have throw up, come out of their mouths for an hour, and Will just says, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, 69 times.

Does he? Does he say, mm-hmm, a lot? Someone who lives near your house write this, doesn't you? No. I don't think I've ever called someone a douche fart. I don't think Parks wrote that. It's from B. Dale Drumline 010. Okay.

B. Dale Drumline? Well, thanks for the five stars. Where's the Dale? B. Dale Drumline. I don't know. This is called Five Stars, but, uh-oh, there's a caveat. Five Stars. When Dylan says, let's go, it gives me cancer.

Okay. That's LLS. That's LLS week. Dylan, a lot of people being very critical of two of your best bits. You singing Cranberries. Let's go. Sing a little Cranberries for us. Zombie.

Zombie. It's in your head. In your head. Zombie. It just keeps going like that. That's just a little taste of what I can bring to the In your head. In your head. Zombie. Kept going. It just keeps going like that.

You didn't have to. Yeah. That's just a little taste of what I can bring to the table. Rest in peace. Anyway, thank you for your reviews. Again, five stars, please. And let us know what you think. It's going to linger in my head for a while.

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because there's a great chance we heard them somewhere else. Your licensing purchase agreement. Yeah, we steal a lot of stuff ourselves. That's what we do. One more Dylan bit, apparently. She followed it up by saying, LOL, he just was like, remember when you used to say,

give me Knucks? I believe that's Dylan. Yeah. And let me be transparent. She's like, yeah, still podcast. Not me. Wow. So she's had to fess up to like half the things

she said to him in their relationship. Man. Major shouts to Tara. Funny person. She's just handing out nooks all over the place. I love that. Absolutely. Good stuff.

You haven't handed out nooks in a while. I hope you're nooking your new friends. Let's get nooks, Dan. Not going to do it. I don't want sympathy. Brett, I don't fuck. KJ, if I can reach you, I'll offer you nooks, too. No, you can nook your new guys or whatever they are.

My new friends? New friends, yeah. Saving Silverman style? Yeah. Exactly. What's the guy. Saving Silverman style? Yeah. Exactly. What's the guy's name? Silverman. No, but isn't one of their names like Thad or something?

I don't know his first name in the movie. That's a movie I would watch again. That's funny. Yeah, when Jack Black was doing stuff that I liked. Dude, his new friends are so much cooler than his other friends. Do you try to be cool and order cool drinks in front of them, too? No, dude. Dude, his new friends are so much cooler than his other friends. Do you try to be cool and order cool drinks in front of them too? No, dude.

Dude, Dylan loves mezcal. I know you love mezcal. I do love mezcal. He's like, one flamin' consuela for the table? We went to an Italian spot, though,

so I didn't get a mezcal. It would have been weird, I think. Which one? Red Ash. Red Ash. My first time there. Did you get a steak?

Steak and fried. We kind of just ordered a bunch of dishes for the table, family style. But steak was part of it, yes. Red Ash, when you're there, you're family. Boy's doing tapas with his new boys.

Gosh. Basically. I mean, my friends don't hang out with me. What should I do? Just not ever do anything? Again, I have not seen my phone light up with anything. And I believe I'm one for one when you send a message, what's the plan today? I showed up.

The thing about you is you don't live in Austin. All I need is two and a half to three hours worth of heads up. Okay. And, you know, we'll get a we'll see. My friends are just having babies, and it's just really annoying. Okay. So selfish with the baby stuff. How is everybody having sons?

We all, we missed. Somebody, like, statistically, you had a son, you had a son, you had a son, Will had a son. The squad had him. Lily had a son. Does anybody have son, you had a son, Will had a son. The squad had him. Willie had a son. Does anybody have a daughter? Nah. Daughters are out, dude.

Flounder. No. Oh, it's a boy? It's a boy. It's a lad. Damn it. It's a lad. I've not known the name.

The guy who did our beat. My sister had a girl. Oh, Chad had one. My sister had a girl. Yeah. Quinn. Shouts to Quinn. That's a cool girl. Oh, Chad had one. My sister had a girl. Yeah. Quinn. Shouts to Quinn. That's a cool name.

That's true, and that was recent. We'll be happy if we do. I think we're probably going to have a second at some point. Not making any announcements. Congrats on the upcoming sex you'll be having. Right, right. Thank you. That's fun.

But I think it'll be a girl. I thought I was having a girl this time around. You know, it's a coin flip. It's a 45-foot shot here. I'm pulling up from right around half-court-ish. Pulling up, not pulling out. Oh, wow. All right.

Because he's having a baby. Because he's having a baby. Perf chair. Perf chair. You represent a university when you do that. It's the wrong day. It's the wrong day to be firing these off. Yeah.

Well, they don't pull that much up there, do they? Everybody just... Well, you know, they just pay for it um hey guys is it busy time of course this pod is sponsored by busy it's brought to you by busy uh i recently you know what fun fact i went to uh heb the other day trying to find some more lemonade of the busy lemonade the new one and uh i was unsuccessful but i just bought i bought like a variety pack of the other ones. And I had myself a little Saturday watching the combat sports and drinking Vizzy. How about that?

It's the hard seltzer that has antioxidant vitamin C featuring acerola. Delicious. Delicious. Anybody else Vizzy this weekend? Sure did, dude. Good. Unfortunately, I didn't Vizzy this weekend. I told you I went on a boat with some people, with my new friends. And they didn't busy this weekend I told you I

went on the boat with some people with my new friends and they didn't have busy so I just went back to shore why didn't you just bring busy with you because I was told I didn't need to I hopped on the boat and they didn't have busy and I swam back to shore I'm not really liking the initial you know exposure I'm getting to the new friends at At least they want to hang out with me. That's the only thing I can say. Pineapple, mango, black cherry, lime, Dylan, strawberry, kiwi, blueberry, pomegranate, papaya, passion fruit, watermelon, strawberry, blackberry, lemon, and raspberry tangerine.

That one's sneaky good. That one's sneaky good. I've had the lemonades. Haven't tried the four new variety packages. I don't even think it's stinky good. It's just in your face good I put them all together

I drank like all the new flavors and just went hella suey on it that's wild it was good honestly it kind of

it kind of tasted like a bunch of Vizzy poured together took a handful of fruit gummies so it was it hit

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We're going e-waste this summer. Not much of a sugar. So the least I can do is just, you know, watch my sugar intake. Don't want my waste popping. Sugar is so out right now, dude. No. No one's doing sugar. BusyHardSeltzer.com slash washed.

Check it out. That's where you can go to find out where you can even buy Busy. What stores near you. Because they're up and coming, man. VizzyHardSales.com slash washed. Must be 21 or older. Brett, would you like to break some news before we get out of here? Absolutely.

What a fun news day this was, guys. KJ, since you're the guest here, we'll choose your adventure for you. Would you like to go food news, niche Dallas development, or Russo-Chinese Interplanetary Geopolitics. Oh. Jeez, that's a mouthful. I was leaning in Food News, and then you hit me with Interplanetary Geopolitics. Let's head that route. China and Russia open moon-based project to international partners.

The Chinese and the Russians are going to build a moon base, KJ? You know what it's called called the International Lunar Research Station okay that's generic very generic but they're like hey what goes on up there maybe one chip in just research and shit I think if you just you just have to look at the that there's a show on Apple TV I probably won't look at the show you probably like it actually no I won't call it for all mankind they basically just are doing this. Here's the deal.

They just need help with it. Hey, I got a dumb question. Sure. Are there any structures on the moon right now? Do we have anything set up there, like a permanent station? Depends on who you ask. Flag, I believe, was left there. There's also trash.

I know about the flag. A bunch of trash, apparently. But there's no research center there currently, like a little brick and mortar. Not that we can tell you publicly. Nothing yet. The dude that hit the little piss missile stinger, though, that's still up there. The golf ball. Okay.

Yeah. Golf ball's still up there, huh? Yeah, probably the club, too. What kind of rockets are they taking to the moon? I'm going to say I don't know. Probably just like regular spaceship type stuff. Okay, because I was seeing there were some rockets going to the moon in the last few days. Biofuel, if you will.

Like rocket mortgages? What are you talking about? What rockets? The first stage is launching by 2025. The second stage, 2026 through 2030. And the third stage, 2035. 2025, the second stage, 2026 through 2030, and the third stage, 2035. At that point, they'll launch their Long March 9 Super Heavy Lift Launcher.

Okay, wait a minute. Marketing team here needs to be fired. Super Heavy Lift Launcher? Yeah, Super Heavy Lift, Heavy Dash Lift Launcher. That's what they call me in the gym sometimes. You are lifting a lot of heavy weights. Yeah. Yeah, your arms are looking a little... I know.

I'm sorry. I'm glad you got them covered, but they're kind of bulky. I know. I'm sorry. It's just kind of gross. I'll clean it up. They're saying that in some craters up there, there might be water ice that they could use. Ice.

We already have that here. What's the big deal? They could use that ice potentially in missions moving forward. Catch Dylan up there making shot glasses and throwing them against the wall for some reason. Rip them off the backboard. What the fuck? Discovering a shot block with his new friends and calling it novel. Yeah, cool, man.

I went to college, too. Dave, I have some Niche Dallas development news. Yeah? You're aware of the Rowlett Lagoon Project, right? Yes. Yeah, I've heard a little bit about this. Not, yeah. Lagoon or goon? Lagoon. Lagoon project, right? Yes. Yeah, I've heard a little bit about those. Lagoon or goon? Lagoon.

That's who we were on the phone with earlier. Well, guess what? The $1 billion West Dallas development will have thousands of homes and another lagoon. Magitel Homes mixed-use project on Singleton Boulevard will include hundreds of workforce housing units in a fucking lake, Dave. 50 acres of development. You know, anytime something like this gets proposed by the city of Dallas, I don't know who's in charge of this. I just assume it will suck. I assume it will either never happen, it'll be just an absolute waste of money.

I'm, as you can tell, I'm very cynical as someone who was raised in the Dallas area. KJ, I don't know if you're... I feel the exact same way. It is, there are two things that this leads me to think of. It's one, my personal restaurant and sports bar idea renderings where the walls are just covered with renderings from stories like this of developments that never get produced. And then these stories are also the only thing that ever made season three of what was the show with Vince Vaughn on HBO that's True Detective. True Detective season two.

I should have said the only thing that ever made that season make sense like big billion dollar developments, money being thrown around. You never have to show the baby. You just spend the money and who cares where the chip's at. A couple renderings in a city council meeting gets people horned. H-O-R-N-D apostrophe T.

I hope to do a rendering one day. Like the WASH Media potential office. Should we just do a, like we'll have Ricky make one? Yeah. Of like WASH Media in 20 years. That would be great would be great on the wall and be like this is it this is the goal yeah to the moon where by the way west dallas uh isn't there two of those already in arlington and fort worth wait brett you silly bitch i don't know what you're trying to do here but how dare you i'm just doing a little geography i understand understand. There's multiple West Dallas. Those are two different cities.

Those aren't Dallas, dude. So West Dallas is part of Dallas, but not quite. Yeah, hence the Dallas part of it. No human being's ever been suggested to go visit something in West Dallas. Trinity Grove sits just west of 35 in Dallas. You can go see. I don't know. The skyline looks nice from there, but otherwise, it's industrial. industrial big SPCA over there so you know go pet some cats and dogs that's about it

a big ass ASPCA exactly got it very cool uh third on the list Randy can we get some help here oh boy this is the new uh this is from Darren Revell on Twitter. New cheeseburger sub at Chargers and Rams games for this upcoming season. We doing cheeseburger subs, guys. I mean, it's just a burger that's long, and yeah, why not? I think this finally puts to bed is a hot dog to sandwich. Oh. Yeah, you said it. It's hamburger meat, though.

There's no glizz. You could just replace it with a glizz. This is an all-time bad food photo, it's way too yeah um i mean yes i'm eating the same because it's just it's a burger if i made a game this would you know shape different suppress my appetite i probably couldn't have first yeah i'm splitting you're cutting it in half yeah it just looks like uh somebody was 3d printing printing a Wendy's burger and forgot to hit stop or cut them off. But again, it's inexplicable to me that the ketchup and onions on the bottom right make no sense why they're there. And the balance of the ketchup in the picture, like I need more ketchup on the right side.

Otherwise, it's just like... No, the pickles, you'd think. Underneath on the bottom left, I believe you see a little pick. I'm eating this for sure. Logistically, how are you – is this a double spatula under each side of the burger? Are you putting it on there? Yeah. I just don't know how you're getting that off the grill.

Yeah. A griddle, if you will. It might be two put together. That's why they have the cheese in the middle that's kind of covering up the crease. You're right, Dylan. The cheese is covering up the crease. This really good honestly the more the more i looked at the bar my own there's is there supposed to be mustard on here because again it's just driving me insane like lack of uh balance with these toppings it makes no sense so you eat one of these and you can't have another burger for three months in joe biden's america right that's what yeah right exactly exactly there we go this screams by the toppings. It makes no sense. So you eat one of these and you can't have another burger for three months in Joe Biden's America,

right? Yeah, right. Exactly. There we go. Unbelievable. This screams, by the way, like, in practice, this burger, the burger meat part of this is going to be about six inches shorter than it is now. Yeah. Like, you're not getting the Stendo burger on the gas station pill burger. You won't get the bottom bun.

No. No. In other food news, also from Darren Rebell, you guys are aware of Matt Stoney? He's a competitive eater. Stoneman? Okay. Yeah. That's Mark. Oh.

But Matt, he won Major League Eating's popcorn eating contest in Las Vegas last night. Oh, man. He ate 684 servings of popcorn in eight minutes. And he's now dead from diverticulitis. It's a trigger for- How much is in a serving? Yeah, that's, I guess- That's a great, great-

How many pounds were we talking in popcorn? But either way, you got to say- I would say it's one of those nasty- One ounce. So he ate 42 pounds of popcorn in eight minutes. Oh my gosh. Was it dirty pop? That's a lot of popcorn, man.

Was it smart food? You got to think you had some things in his, you know, the little guys in his teeth. Yeah, that's a... I do love popcorn. Seeing a movie theater, like you're seeing a late movie, and they're like clearing out the popcorn machine, and they just bust out a trash bag, and they just dump it into there. Like you see that one or two times, and you're like,

I'm never having popcorn at a movie theater. And then you go back and get it again. Oh, movie theater popcorn is so good. So, so good. This is a lot of trash bags of popcorn. It is. Congratulations to... Oh, here we go, dude.

Shout out to Stones. Dude, let's answer. Should we get a warranty call live on air? No, we should probably just end it. We should probably wrap up. Dude, I've been getting so many. All right. Well, hey, we'll be back Wednesday

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