Circling Back - Cold Football, Bugonia, & Austin's Backdoor Teen Mom | Circling Back 1-19-26

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

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well well well if it isn't the old circling back podcast that's right yeah we're back um welcome happy MLK day i'm dave i'm just sitting here putting out the vibe guy over there producing boy you're so due for a haircut randle trombacky that thing is like four inches tall hi dave what's going on i got a haircut this friday so don't you worry, Dave. I'm getting it all chopped off. I'm going to get a buzz cut. Getting your ears lowered? You're not getting a bus cut. What makes you say I'm not? Because you have a girlfriend now. Maybe she likes a buzz cut. How do you know? I'm not going to see her for a little while.

You guys, you guys FaceTime every night. That's true. We do. Oh. Is that why you bought the little tripod thing? You mean on my phone? That I asked for Christmas? You mean this thing? everyone look at this if you're watching boom it's a visual show yeah it does help with facetime a lot but i mainly got it for content because i want to be able to do content any and everywhere but like i it's very it's very helpful it's really chunky no it folds down it's pretty low profile like it does i i can't really pretty low pro i uh shouldn't make fun of you for

that because it's like you're in content and like that's a useful thing but man is that thing dorky to have on your phone it is it is but it is very convenient and i i i I've so much, so far have really enjoyed it. So, but hi, Dave. Hi. Happy MLK Day to you as well. Wow. And to you too, Dylan.

Oh, yeah, back back at you, bud. Ladies and gentlemen, here's a guy who, um, here's a guy. He's doing a lot today without really realizing it. Let me just, let me just put it this way. I've got a feeling after today's show, people are going to be like, wow, I've kind of been sleeping on Dylan Shivery. Wow. And here he is, folks. A man, he needs no introduction whatsoever.

A guy who he's got his Apple Watch, he doesn't care who knows it, it's going to track some data for him. He's not going to use his phone to send texts. He's got it on his wrist like Dick Tracy. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dick, wait, what? Dylan Shivery. Wow. I will use my platform after the lovely introduction. Thank you, David.

to break some Tex-Mex news in Austin, Texas. Just good or bad? I don't know. I'll let you decide. Matzo Rancho. Oh, God damn. Mattel Ranchos. The other plan pocket pool.

Mattle Ranchos? Has now launched a reservation service, but you can join the wait list for parties of eight or more now. We need to do a video, Instagram, where it's like a face and you're like, this is huge news in Austin, Texas. Matt's a rancho. That's what we need to do. I don't know how I feel about this yet. Part of the appeal for Matt's, for me anyway, is like getting there, you know, you don't sit down for an hour, but getting there, check out the scene, see who's there.

You walk around with a margarita. Chasing the muff around. You mix it up. You know, you rub elbows with some real Austin heavy hitters and just see what's up. I doubt this affects that too much. So this might be a good thing. I don't know yet. It's going to be abused.

Yeah. People are going to take advantage of this and ruin mats. People have like parties at four are going to hop on there and then show up and like, where's the rest of them? Oh, they had to cancel last second. Back of the line, bitch. That's what they're going to say. Yeah, I got to be honest.

I don't think they needed to do anything. First of all, it feels like they are maxed out on how many people can go in and out of there. feels like they have maxed out on the amount of money they can make they're like top five in alcohol sales in austin every year like that no i don't know man i'm mad if it ain't broke don't fix it what what is your source uh mats el rancho it'd be funny if you got ball sacked on a local story unless unless there's a fake instagram account that's at matt's el rancho read the can you read the copy sure it says your table is waiting parties of A or more can now join our online wait list and get ready to dig into all your text mex favorites.

There it is. There it is, folks. Go in the comments and just be negative. Will said hashtag not my mats. Tarr. It certainly throws a curveball. Yeah. Was that the Pittsburgh Pirates?

There are no comments yet. How is that possible? I think it's just there's so many comments that they're not loading. Like people are Be the first Freaking mad Comment first What should I say first?

Yeah just say first Okay Everyone's like Whoa he was the first He was the first guy to comment Whoa man he's on it He loves mats Whoa

This guy's different Okay I commented He hunting pecks And he's still first Okay that's certainly Interesting Didn't know that was how

The intro is gonna go down Yeah And actually some interesting Hey now you know People who say Dylan doesn't do anything with his intro. He just proved you wrong.

Do people say that? No, I'm sure. Well, I'm sure somebody at home is like, these guys different. Whoa, door stepping up. Okay. All right. Well, that does, yeah, I, you know,

Matt's is fun to get there and wait and drink. And like you said, see people you, you hadn't seen in a few years. Mix it up with the heavy hitter. Hey, there's the toad. Hey, there's where the picture of the circling bat guys used to be.

There's, there's Case McCoy. Yeah. Hey, there's a conference winner Taylor McCargue. Hey, there's Alex Jones. Right, different people. Yeah, very. There's a, who do we see it the other day?

Was it Colin Simmons? What? You saw Colin Simmons in? Yeah. We did not see Colin Simmons. Dave would have, it would have been a bigger deal. It was different Simmons, right? Oh, I think I saw National Championship team pitcher Justin Simmons,

former Dunkinville Panther grade. I think I saw it. to get him mixed up with Colin Simmons. They look very different. Both went to Dunkinville, one significantly older. Dude, he was a nasty little lefty. He maxed out like 84 miles per hour, but he threw just junk. One state.

Change speeds on you, sharp breaking ball. Went to your team on the Natty. That's right. I've seen him there before. Brian and I saw Cooper Manning last time me and him went. Yeah, that's cool. Pretty cool. His son's going to win the Heisman next year.

Whoa. I'll take alert. Whoa, now this guy is doing a lot with his intro. So to all the haters at home saying that he doesn't do anything with his intros. I would also like to point out that I have a killer headache right now, and I'm just going to, I'm going to flu game it. You think it's a cedar? Possibly. It's been a very, very tough week.

I've been sneezing like a fool. A-choo. You take anything, Haas? I take an antihistomy. I take off-brand Zyrtec. What? Is off-brand Zyrtec. No way.

It's an impossible. Taking that bang bang shit But yeah But still Sneezing Speaking of Zyrtec Bagonia I watch Bagonia

We'll talk about that later Aliens I was hoping you had a space bar A late entry space bar Nah son Uh touch Circling back on touching base tomorrow Yeah

Oh I should probably cut things I mean I should cut some clips But also I could just do the clips That we were supposed to do last time When it was the, because we, we went on Christmas. Yeah, we barely listened to anything. So I do have two clips ready to go.

We just do those. We can do those too. I forgot to tell well we're doing that tomorrow. We'll see if you can do it. Hey, whatever, whatever you think will create the best product for our good friends on Patreon, the patrons, the opt-o backers, then we'll do that. I did like those Christmas clips I cut. So maybe we'll just do that.

Hey, to everybody who listened to listener voicemails last Friday and who continues to send me. There's a young lady who keeps sending me or she sent me the Cowboy K2 videos and Randy you keep sending them to me too. You don't have to, you don't have to keep sending him to me. He's starting to get off my algorithm now thankfully, but like, yeah,

for the first couple days after they just kept on getting sent Cowboy K2. He's a, he's a he's a delight. There's somebody who called in and they're like, hey, you got to check this guy out. And I had seen him before because of course, Flounder, my buddy Clay, sends them to a group

text but the only way to describe this guy is he is a married guy who gives really creepy creepy advice like romantic advice but it's also like it's not creepy and like a it's over-sexualized yeah it's not creepy and like a un what how do you describe unsettling it's it's not wholesome but it's also like I feel like this guy and his wife just have like a very like happy sexual relationship and uh and then he tried bringing that to the algorithm to us and we're not we're not enjoying no we don't like it his delivery and his cadence is just he's got a gaze into the camera that just never ends and he's a cowboy anyway go listen to the listener voicemails speaking of why you're outstanding instagram accounts dude the pleasant mark

i followed it they they they posted a banger Do you see the Bobcat attack one? Yeah, I have not. Shout out to the fan that sent me a pleasant mart. For people I don't know, that's the most AI slop Instagram account there is. Dude, it's so funny. And then now Dylan has started following it. This Bobcat just continues to attack people inside this grocery store.

And then at the end, there's a news cutaway. And it says they interview the owner's store. And the owner was like, yeah, we were throwing rocks at it all night. So it was mad as hell. Dude, it's so funny. Go take out Pleasant Mark. Stop endorsing Slop. Dude, I love Slop, Dave.

I'm sorry, the slopier, the better. I mean, I did see one of an old lady King. She just got a, there was a machine that just dropped, like a, it just, it was like a heavy machine that just broke her back. But, like, it's not like graphic. It's just like, God. Yeah. Okay. How do you follow that up? I'll tell you how.

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What the heck? And then you open it up. You're like, well, this will kill like 15 minutes. We're not going to blow up your inbox either. We send you one a week. Again, one a week. We're not going to take advantage. How many do we send, Randy?

One a week. Yep. That's it. Thanks for confirming that number. Sometimes we'll send like two if there's like a special announcement. Yeah, if you get two, you know, just know the boys are just buzzing in the office. We've got to tell you something. Yeah.

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Okay. I'm just letting you know. You might see me rocking a flannel or maybe that, probably the denim, but you might see me rock and boat. We don't know. Dylan, what did you do this weekend? Well, thanks for asking. Pretty quiet, a little Friday.

Just stayed in. Saturday was a big, big day, though. Went out to the ranch to see some family. Sister, brother, all were out there, my little nieces had parks, chelps. We were all out there. Great time. Stayed the night. Did you kill any pigs?

Didn't kill any pigs. We, first time I've seen them since, or seen my mom since Christmas, so we did some, some gift exchanging. Parks got another head of cattle for Christmas. So how many he's got now? Parks has, has, I think he has three now. Well, okay. I think he has three now. So we have, we have, we have some heifers, right?

About eight of them. The neighbor has a bull that is letting us bar. for six months. Do we know names on this bull? On these bulls. Ferdinand. It's named like the archbishop. Yeah. Like the, no, like a, you ever read that book, the children's book, Ferdinand, the Bull? No. We wasn't much for Raiden. Oh, it's a, yeah, it's a, that's a famous children's book, a bull name, anyway, the bull's name is Ferdinand. Okay, look it up, Randy. And we went out there in the, in the field, they're all kind of hanging out. Okay, the bull's there to impregnate, right? That's why he's there. He's letting us borrow the bull for six months.

Dude, this bull, you think bulls are like, in a lot of them are aggressive, obviously. This thing was like a giant puppy dog, man. We were hand-feeding it, petting it. Oh, that's just a good-looking, just a good-looking... Yeah, probably because he knows, like, why do I, why would I be aggressive? I'm like, my job for the next six months is just to straight up slinging. You got Ferdinand over there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can read. It's about a gentle bull who prefers smelling flowers to fighting despite being chosen for the bull fights in Madrid.

Yes, exactly. He just wants to smell flowers. Whereas peaceful nature leads to a comical and heartwarming conclusion. And this bull is... Bitch-ass bull. This bull is riding the same way of the one out of our property right now.

Anyway. That's very cool. It was fun. Yeah. Yeah, big family weekend, then came back yesterday, and Parks, we tried out his new baseball bat. We're getting ready for the season.

He's got tryouts coming up soon, so we're getting him back in shape on the on the diamond man had i been out there would have gone down different what what would have happened i would have hopped on that bull's back i thought about it would have been on there for like 28 seconds i forgot the name of this particular kind of uh cow yeah but it's it's it's like it looks like an oreo it's all black and has a big white stripe down the middle and like it's like wraps around its belly oh there's maybe there's some real maybe some some some tech fans there can tell me what kind of bull that is. I forgot.

Good looking, good looking animal, though. I gotta send you a video. It's got the winter coat on. That's, dude, they're so good looking. They are, ma'am. I gotta send you something from Dylan. Okay. Ooh, it's now sensitive content.

Speaking of bulls, I, uh, I got my Algo, took a turn. Uh-oh. Are you back on bull riding gone wrong videos? Just, is that what it is? Yeah. Well, he's not really ride. He goes for a ride. It's very sad.

But it's just some shit that I get served. That's cool, man. Does parks understand how cool it is to have a head of cattle to his name? I said Oreo. That's why I said that. That's what they look like. That's cool. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. So I guess when I said that we had a noted Austin Cowboy, I wasn't, I was not telling a tale out of school. I wasn't lying. Belted Galloway. Okay. That's the name? A belted Galloway. Yeah. Beautiful whole Galloway girl. Beautiful, beautiful, young bull. All right? Okay. Anyway, keep going with your weekend. How big is the, the, do they just out there grazing? Are they, like, in a pen? They're out there grazing. We have 120 acres, so it's not a massive ranch,

but it's, it's big enough for, big enough for them. to roam around, have plenty to eat. Yeah. I think I told the story, but when we were at our friends ranch out in Sonora, they've got bulls, they've got cattle. And like they mobbed up with like a goat. There was like a goat and a deer and like a bull. And like they were just out there.

Like they just walk around together. And it was just like, hey, what's up? You just pull up on them. They just look at you like, yeah? Like, why are you looking at us? like that. I don't know. It's just kind of funny that y'all just clicked up together and now y'all just mob around the ranch. Animals are crazy. They'd be crazy, yo. Randy, watch that video I set you on Instagram. I want your live reaction. Okay. I'm going to wait for Dylan's live

reaction to this. All right. Playing it. I'm seeing a sensitive. Oh my gosh. Do they, I was going to say to do his pants come off? Their pants always come off in these. Yeah. What's up with that? This dude's out. Yeah. See, this bull is very unlike the bull that we have out on our property right now. No for a man. That's for sure.

No. Yeah, this dude gets, this dude gets like, he gets launched about 10 feet up in the air and then falls on his back. Not good. You know, maybe don't go run around with the bull. Like,

this isn't a bull rider. This is just, there's like dudes out there. I believe this is in Mexico. They're just running around with the bull. It's like, that's the thing that could happen. That's part of it.

You might get gourd. Might get gourd. Somebody's ox is always getting gourd. That's so true. My weekend. Didn't do much Friday. Saturday, though, Dan from the show Jack Hammer, they were recording some skits at a friend's house because they're doing some soft cores doing some more real type stuff.

He invited me to come by. And I was like, you know, I'll go. And I helped him out a little bit. But just mainly hung out with him. It was pretty cool. Go check their stuff out. They're going to be releasing some of stuff. Did you act?

No, they didn't have anything for me. But I told them in the future that, like, I am down to do it. So I might be in one of these skits one day. Do you said Dan from the show, Jack Hammer? Is that a new thing? Friend of the show. Oh, a friend of the show. Friend of the show.

I think the tape might show otherwise. And I was like, please tell me he just got signed to like an Amazon. It's like Jack Ryan, but not just Jack Hammer. Just Dan. Jack the show. No. It's like, oh my God, Dan. We got a.

There's an incoming threat from Venezuela. Do we need to act now? No. He's just shooting down milk toast like tags. I don't care. No. No. No.

What's the Intel say? Internet's done. No, it doesn't matter. No. All right, Dan. All right, Jack Hammer. I am in the background of one of the skits that are reading a book, so you'll see me. Cool.

We'll look forward to that. Got some dinner with him. Watch the prom-go-s-bearer's game at Grata. You guys did Grata. We did. Philly sports bar. Very Philly. They were talking about it.

The place apparently is like standing room. Like you can't even stand in it during Philly games. But you know I smell crazy in there. I got a pizza steak. That place is good. I love that place. It is really good cheese steak. And then I went home.

And I'd know. And I did something, Dave. I got a little high. This is a little high and watched a movie I had never seen. Did you try one of those breezes? No, I haven't yet. I will, though. I watched a movie.

I've never seen an action movie that's been referenced on this podcast before. Never seen it before. A little Nicholas Cage, a little John Travolta, a little ace off. That's a good one. A little face. Gonna take his face off. You know, I could eat a peach for hours. Papa's got a brand new bag.

Ready for the Big Ride, baby. Yeah, I was leaving Netflix yesterday. So I was like, oh, there's some urgency. I should go watch this. It was good. Yeah, because you'd never have another opportunity to watch face off. I know. But, like, I couldn't find out on streaming last time I looked for it, like, a couple months ago.

So then when I saw that it was about to leave Netflix, I'm like, okay. You know, you could have probably just purchased it on Amazon like I do. In lieu of renting. I mean, I probably could have rented for like $2.99. But yeah, it was, uh, thoughts. It was good. It was very much like The Rock, just that era. Oh, I have some thoughts.

Some just blatant, like, editing errors. Like, I could very clearly see something. like wires on like the extras that were getting like pulled you know for action scenes and like at one point i could definitely see that they're supposed to have these like big like magnetic boots on and nicholas cage is getting in a fight and clearly he throws a kick and it's not on him there there were some production mishaps there that were very very obvious we were limited to budget oh my god i know i'm not i don't usually look for those but they were like blatantly there it was You know, if they had just used AI Slop, that wouldn't have been there.

Exactly. Their hands would have been a little funny, but all in all, it would have been a better product, according to Dylan. No. Oh, my God, they're going to take a jobs. But it was nice being able to see it because the other podcasts I listened to and you guys referenced that movie a lot. And now I understand. Like, I never understood that I could eat a peach for hours. I think you've quoted that before.

So now I understand. I'm like, oh, that's what. What's the other podcast you listen to? Dungeons and Daddy's is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast. They constantly reference face off. You know, I think if you go back and look at your employment agreement, you're not really supposed to listen to another pause outside. It's called market research.

Tusha. And then Sunday was just getting stuff done around the house and watching the Bears lose. What happened? I missed that game. It was actually watched the whole game, David. I didn't just watch the fourth quarter. I thought about that. And I was kind of like, I wasn't going to send a text.

I'm not a jerk about the bears. I'm not a jerk about the bills. You know, I ride for Western New York. But I was just kind of monitoring to see, like, are we going to get any chatter from, it was pretty quiet in there. I was going to say, when he hit that throw, I, that, to close it out, I was amazed. But then it didn't work out that. Pretty impressive. Many people were pretty impressive.

Wow. There's next season. I think every single time I heard like the announcers say the rookie they're a rookie I'm like all right we have a very young team so hopefully there's a bright future ahead of this guy was in the rookie yeah that's true facts still the scene a lot of people are saying twice he's the first guy to ever play baseball with a ralph Lauren hat that was very popular at Texas State in about 2006 yes you went to the Alamo you're probably coming home with that hat it was a very popular item I had a Navy blue one a hacking one and maybe even a white one. I was ahead of my time though. I was still in high school, a junior in high school. Wow. No. And I did not watch Night of the Seven Kingdoms, but I might try to, man, the natties tonight. So I don't know if I'm only going to watch it tonight. Sports guy. This guy just loves a ball. I just want to watch IU lose, even though they're probably going to win. They're a wagon status for Annie. Don't, yeah. I know. If you watch that hoping for a loss,

I wouldn't, I don't know. Yeah. You might be disappointed. friend. You guys hold that thought because I got to tell you about my weekend. Are you ready for this? Oh yeah. You ready? Kicked it off with accountant Blaine. Randy, you were there. Oh, yeah. People were saying like there's no way Blaine, Dave, and Randy would go to lunch together. Well, we did. We went to Mats, Mattle Ranchos, actually. Mattel Ranchos. Underrated lunch spot. Good lunch spot. Good lunch spot. I think their lunch menu is good. As long as you're not looking to really fill up because their lunch menu is like, it's a little light. It's light, but like, dude, no one's trying to eat 1,200 calories at lunch.

I don't know that. And you can still order off the dinner menu. If you got the Alpasteur plate like me, I got, you get a lot of food for that one. You got more, you got more bang for your buck. But it was very good. They put us in the main room there, kind of the alpha table, like the face, like where you put like your face guys. Where I saw Cooper Manning. He was sitting at that table.

You've referenced that twice now. It really left the impression on you. It was my first time seeing a, like, celebrity in Austin, I think. It's Cooper. Really? Like, I've never really seen anyone else. You've never seen Grinier? Nope.

I've seen him a dozen times. He held the door for me. I saw, I saw Cooper Manning, and then later that night, Tony Hinchcliff. And I was like, I've never, I don't even think I've seen a, like, celebrity in the wild before. What do you do? I don't know if Cooper Manning is a celebrity. I mean, he's got status. He's definitely a notable person in the sports world.

That's true. Most of because of his brothers and his son. I mean, that's that's facts. Yeah. Well, I get it though. Either way. But no,

you've seen celebs. You saw your podcast, Heroes. That is true. I did get to see them when they came to town. But that was at a convention. So it's like going to a concert and saying I saw a celebrity there.

Like, I knew that they were going to be there. Friday night, ticket home. You know your boy was, you know your boy was watching traitors. on that later um saturday we had a uh beat a party for uh one of rodey's buddies his best one of his best buds actually uh meanwhile back at the brewery it's cold it was cold and windy

but it was the situated with the brewery to where the wind was shielded and it ended up just being like that cold where it's like if you're in the shade you're going to be very cold but if you just step out in the sun you're going to feel great it was one of those situations which i love Yeah. You just got to really position yourself. That's right. It's good. Had some coffee, had exactly one beer.

It was very nice. Saturday and I, more traders. I just got caught up, straight up. That's what I did. Join it? Yeah, I'm going to talk about it more later. And then I watched, you know, I watched every game almost in its entirety. That includes yesterday.

We went over to a friend's house. They cooked. Had some really good ribs, some really good pork ribs. Actually, going to go home and eat some leftovers after this. Yeah, Randall,

I'm going to talk ball here in a minute, but I was just thinking about you and my good friends in Northwest Indiana and Chicago, for that matter. I made some of my hello fresh. I got to say that. Oh, you did?

Which one? I'm Mexicali bean soup. Do we have that read today? Not today, but soon enough. It was good, though. I never had bean soup before. It pretty much was like, was a runny chili. Okay.

Is that positive or no? It was good, yeah. Okay. It was just the same taste of chili, but like more brothy. A little more enthusiasm when it's time for the read. Yeah. I'm just. We do have Factor today, so.

Ooh. A blow a factor. Good work, producer Randy. Uh, yeah, you know, it's not, we look, we rode bikes. I didn't ride bikes, but roads now can, he can get going from the stop position. He doesn't need me to wheel him along and then let go. He could just go ride a bike. So, it's crazy.

Yeah. He's no training wheels too, you said, right? No training wheels. So I'm just watching him and I'm like, before, dude, if you, if you saw me Friday or Saturday, you probably saw me running up and down my street, way more running than I ever want to do. Because, like, I was, I still am not comfortable just letting them go down the street. but he doesn't really need me to do it.

So it was just, it was a lot of fun, man. He's getting good. He's getting good. I don't know. I think now we just got to get him some pegs on that bike. Pretty soon. You know,

we've got to take the, cut the brake line so he can spin the handlebars. All that. Take him to escape part. We'll be there soon. It was fun. You could probably get a job, start delivering for Jimmy.

John soon enough. Yeah, we're probably good on that. Sure? Yeah. Okay. Not yet. He's still working for washed media in some capacity. Uh, and that's about it, man. I'll talk, I'll talk more ball here in a minute. We'll talk, uh, we'll talk traders. We'll do more. But right now, we're going to talk about Harry's. If you're wondering why Dave and Dylan are so freshly shaven often, it's Harry's Razors. It's that heavy handle. I've been a Harry's user for years. A decade. Probably a decade. As long as they've been out, we've been Harry's people. And we're happy to have them on board. Look, I'm like, I'm like a two, two time a week guy on shaves.

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and just kind of walk. Same, dude. Just like, you know what I'm saying? I don't like to run on a brisk uphill. That's what I do too. I glanced up there and it was the bar stool show, the morning show. I just saw big letters, Sean McDermott fired sources. You go.

The Bill's head coach, how long has he been there? It feels like five, seven-ish year somewhere in there. Yeah, he's going. Yeah, they can't get it done. This was kind of the year that's like, all right, in the AFC, no chiefs, no Ravens. you got the bills there you got josh allen this is kind of their year to kind of take over the afc and it didn't go that way unfortunately for them they lost to the sean peyton coach Denver broncos Sean peyton not a big fan of him as a as a guy but

hell of a ball he can coach some ball yeah uh yeah that that was the game i was most invested in because i i was looking for something to ride with and of course like got a lot of family, Bills fans. I was like, I'm going to ride with the Bills. I like Josh Allen. I love Buffalo. They've had a lot of heartbreak in that town. Let's go, Bill's.

I'm watching that game, like, into it. Like, about as into it as you're ever going to see me with a team that's not one of my teams. And that sucked. That really sucked. Their defense is not strong. Their team is not really that good. Like, their personnel seems to be their biggest issue. Anytime your go-to guy is Brandon Cooks, who's had a great career, but is like it's like the last part of it and is not, you know what I mean?

Like it's Brandon Cooks. He's a good third receiver. Keanu. Keanu. Keanu. Yeah. He's been, I think he was a first rounder. He's been pretty disappointing for them.

Yeah, I think they've seen enough Keon and Coleman. If they had an average quarterback, they don't sniff the playoffs, you know. Josh Allen is the team. And he is incredible. It sucks. And like, we got a lot of listeners in Denver, and I'm sure they really got to celebrate that win for about four minutes. Yeah. Bo Nix.

So that, when I saw that, you know, everybody, I'm sure everybody had the same reaction. You're like, am I getting macaquinnard? Right. Am I getting dorned right now? Because he looked like he was fine. He did a post game interview on the field there and made no mention of an injury. Seem to be walking around just fine. Yeah.

Turns out he's got a broken bone in his ankle out for the rest of the playoffs. So there's a, there was at least, so every Buffalo Wild Wings in, in Colorado is going nuts. They're like, oh my God, dude. We're going to the AFC championship game. This could be our year. And then there's one guy who's just checking Twitter because they, you know, they didn't, you didn't know it until like 20 minutes after the game and sees it and has to break it to his table. And I'm like, man, I would love to have been there to seeing how that spread.

like, ugh. I mean, it didn't happen on his last play, right? Like, he was playing, he was playing on it. Second to last play. Got it. And you know what that was. It was him kneeling to go kick the field goal. Like, that's how he did it.

That's how he did it? Yeah. It wasn't like a, it wasn't something that happened earlier in the game. He, he went to go kneel like to, on the, you know, on the preferred, uh, hash mark for the field goal kicker. Oh, I missed that part. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. How does that even happen?

I don't know. And I, and maybe there's like an up to date that there's like something more up to date. But I'm like, I saw like could have happened on this play or could it happen on this play. So it was on that last game winning drive. But yeah, it's, it's Jared Stidham time. Jared Stidham, Texas kid. I know him well because he was a con. So he was, I think at that time, first or second. The five-star that Baylor had ever got.

Very controversial. Tech fans were really mad because they wanted him. And he ends up at Baylor, and then the Browell stuff happens. So he transfers to Auburn. He goes to Auburn. He's fine. I can't really recall. I mean, like, obviously didn't make a ton of noise there, but, like, he's always been

a great pro prospect. But that's your guy. That's your quarterback. He's looked okay at times when he's gotten starts. And I remember when he was competing with Bo Nix, I guess last year for the starting job, like he was mad that he wasn't named starter and was pretty vocal about it. I don't know, dude, that sucks. It sucks.

It sucks big time. It's a great story. It's happened before. You saw it. Did you see the Nick Foles tweet? I did. Pretty clever. Pretty hilarious.

Yeah, talking about how the Patriots have struggled in big, big playoff games against backup quarterbacks. Of course, he was the backup quarterback when they won the Super Bowl against the Patriots. I was there. special people forget that it's a game out yeah it's when you hung out with ditty right it's when i hung out with ditty yeah for all of 10 seconds and that's that Denver man tough yeah uh but you know what it may not matter because uh that Patriots team kind of looks they look really good i uh I really like Vrable I've always like Mike Vrable he just seems like a leader of men he's just kind of an alpha

So he's like a hard nose, but also a player's coach at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, I like him too. We, yeah. C.J. Strau looked like booty cheeks. Yeah, that got to be, that's, that's just bad of a performance as you'll really ever see. We're seeing some retread of the video, the postgame video where he, they're playing the Bears and goes up to he little, little bros, Caleb Williams. Yeah, like.

Like, hey, man, just. I feel like I keep seeing that and I kind of feel like You told him to learn from mistakes Yeah Okay is that that's what he said I mean I get it Considering they're like A year apart in age right

Like it's a weird look I don't know It is funny I mean CJ Stroud had an awesome rookie year Kind of fell off a little bit year two And then this year he's been I mean he was hurt a little bit But I mean I think the I think the Texan season turned around when they were running a what's his name out there david not davis mac jones who they run out there is their backup is he with the tech which white guy is the texans backup i don't know i'll look it up

i don't know but either way yeah patriots look real real good uh yeah it was crazy that game was a five only a five point game for a little bit in the third you're like dude that that is the worst half of football you'll ever see from a quarterback one of that that's That aligns with the cold weather football take I have coming up here in a second, which I know you're all really excited for. He issued this take right before we hit record. I didn't issue a take. He issued a take warning. It is Davis Mills.

Sorry, Mac Jones is only 49ers. That's right. Yeah. Sorry. 49ers, of course, another soft tissue non-contact injury. They're tight end. Bruh. Second week in a row, their tight end goes down.

Yeah, this is a – I think we talked about it a little bit on – maybe behind the paywall. But it's like – it's crazy. crazy theory. It ended up me just watching Micah's power plant videos on Instagram for like an hour on Saturday. So to win for you overall. Yeah. So, yeah, the Niners were never going to win that game.

Seahawks were really, they're really good. Their defense is really good. But back to Texans real quick, their defense, you're watching that first quarter, you're like, dude, this could be like the best defense of all time. They're fucking menaces. Like, every quarterback they have, they're in hell. Will Anderson went off. Danielle Hunter.

I think it's DeNeil. DeNeil. No, it's spelled like Danielle. I know. I've got one friend from Houston listening who he gets really mad when people pronounce it wrong. Remember that running back for A&M years ago, his name was Christian Michael, but his first name was spelled like the female Christine, like exactly like it. Yeah.

It's like, oh, no, it's Christian. All right. Uh, that's tough. My guy, Jalen Petrie, former Baylor Great. That's, it's a bummer to like, I mean, like, the only way to look at is like, you just wasted like a world-class defensive performance like season. And you didn't get out of the divisional round.

I've been there, a cowboy fan. I totally get it. Can relate. But, yeah, I don't know what you do. Like, I don't know. Like, people were calling from be benched at half. And, but again, it was a five-point game in the third quarter. tough i'm not i'm not here to i'm not here to stop am i here to laugh at the at my friends in

houston i would never do that course not would not do that course not group text was silent with the houston guys i can imagine felt bad i started to feel bad for cj can i deliver my cold weather football take now yes um i would first like to preface by saying cold weather football is my favorite kind of football to watch it's so fun especially when it starts to snow i love it when the There's a little dusting of snow on the field. Oh, see in the breath. You can see the breath and everyone's bundled up. I love it.

I love it. You got to be a real fan to sit there, you know, 20 degree weather for, you know, four hours and watch a football game live. And I think it's awesome. It's pure football. Yeah. All the people on the sidelines are wearing their cloaks. It's awesome. Yeah.

At the same time. Shut up. At the same time, weather like that, it really mitigates your abilities. It really, like, it limits. It limits you athletically. It wasn't a great quarterback weekend. When you have snow, you know, cover in the field, it's hard to make a sharp cut. It's really hard to catch a football.

You know, the ball, the ball hardens up in that weather, and it becomes a little slicker. And you can see, you see receivers, balls are just bouncing off of their hand. You know, it's, it really limits everything you can do, limits the kicking game. And it's like, we're in the playoffs now. And of course, this playoffs align with the coldest time of the year. We're in the playoffs now, and you see games in Denver, in Boston, in Chicago. And we're seeing very cold temperatures. And it's like when the football matters the most, you're seeing an environment where you don't really get to play to the best of your abilities.

And it's just kind of a little bit cheapens the results for me a little bit. I'm not suggesting we move these games indoors, because again, I love watching cold weather football, but it really, it affects the game in a way that I don't think it should be affected when it matters as much as it matters. Does that make sense? Yeah. I'm not saying change anything, because I love it.

Look, you got to see teams that had played good defense and can run the ball. That's what you think of in cold weather football. You're going to run the ball. Hit guys ready. right here, you know? Whoever turns it over at least. It just, it ricochets off their hands and it's an interception. It's like, would that happen if they were playing in a dome?

Probably not. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's really interesting because when you play in snow, you typically get a little sharper. Yeah, I think so too. You're grabbing everything. Yeah, there's nothing I won't catch. I don't know.

I've had this take for a while and I thought it's time to let it loose a little bit. home field advantage well you think yeah you don't expect the rams to uh nope no you don't you got maddie ice though dude well it helps when you uh complete your routes mattie stiffy hey i found out a guy uh one of roads friends dads hit a home we're talking matt stafford tylin park he said uh in high school he hit a home run off kershaw kershaw is like freshman year really he's like that's like the best. He's like, yeah, it's like my claim of fame. And literally, I hit a off the wall triple against Houston Street. Okay. Which was kind of sick. That's cool. That was before he was, you know, a famous closer for the Padres. He said he said

Kershaw is like a freshman who was already throwing 80s and like he said he saw it. He didn't see the first two pitches. He didn't see them. And he said he just, he just swung. Wow. He said connected. That sticks with you for sure. So that might, you know what? That might be a good theme with Like, I don't know if we have enough, like, sports moments against, you know, people who would go on to be, like, stars in their given league. We've got a fraternity brother who hit a home run allegedly off. Who is the angel? Weaver. Jared Weaver?

Yeah, was he Abilene kid? Our friend was. I don't know where he's from. I think Jared Weaver's a West Texas kid, if I'm not mistaken. Another one of our fraternity brothers played, he went to the same high school as Adrian Peterson. Palestine, Palestine, Palestine, Palestine, in East Texas. And he has some stories about trying to tackle him in practice. There's no, it didn't go so well.

There's no way anyone has like a positive story, like going up against Adrian Peters. No, absolutely. That's like going up against Cedric Benson. He was one of those guys that was probably ready for the NFL, his freshman season of college football. Okay. Very rare. Weaver's from California. Was our buddy just lying?

Maybe you just got to pick the pitcher. Maybe I did. I'll fuck off kindly. Hey, fuck off. Hey, sorry to Frat Jones. I'll put it on there. I think Celebrity Week might be good where you do these stories. You don't have shit for that.

Yeah, I don't have to stop. Randy Famously just doesn't see famous people. It opens it up to more people. You're going to write in about the time he saw Cooper Manning a match. Yeah. Brett can write in a bunch. Did he have another one? He was out there talking about Sandra Bullock the other day, how he thinks she cut him off in traffic.

Yeah, he thinks he saw. It's like, yeah, dude, there's like, if you go down. This neighborhood right here has 10 women who look just like Sandra Bullock in it. It absolutely does, dude. I don't know. Okay. Anything else on the games? I'm bummed because, like, the bills are the most fun story.

Yeah, I wanted them. I wanted them to advance. It's probably going to be a pretty boring Super Bowl. Although the Broncos are loaded with Longhorns, which is fun for me to watch. They're making plays a little of the field. They had a formal recovery, interception, a touchdown. Pretty sick. Yeah.

Shout up to little Jordan Humphrey. name in football. If you're just looking at it from like an objective, I'm looking for like the best storyline. It's, it's probably if Stidham could get them to the Super Bowl. I mean, it just has to win one game. But that would be pretty, pretty special, I guess. Hey, we got the Natty tonight.

Yeah. Touched on it. I sneakie hate the Monday Natty after a big divv. I feel like footballed out. Yeah. And I just want to go home and like I want to catch up on something. I want to watch. What's the show, the Game of Thrones thing?

Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Yeah, I didn't start that yet. Tonight would be the night, but I'm going to watch the Natty. Should be on Friday. Randy, close your ears, but I fully expect the Hoosiers to whip that ass tonight. Yeah. Are you issuing a Bufu watch? I'm issuing a Bufu watch.

It's probably going to happen. It's unfortunate. It really sucked for the Bears to lose and then IE to win. They're so good, man. Indiana. Yeah. I mean, like, I don't... Who would have thought?

I don't really have a ton of... Other than I think Indian is going to win, and it's not going to be particularly close, but... You see the clip going around with Carson Beck. Some reporter asked him... Two years ago? If he went to class yesterday, what was that like? He was like, I graduated two years ago.

Yeah. The state of college football... How old is Carson? Is he 23? 24? I don't... I don't know. This is... I believe this is his sixth year.

Sixth? Fifth? He's old. as a guy who's always been pro pay players i can't really be mad about it but also i got to be like well there's we're going to have to figure out some regulation stuff we got to really lock this down yeah things are going to change you gotta think you guys do anything for the big game

don't have any plans man ready no i'll probably just have it on the background just check in here and there you're going to be watching it big mad yeah you're gonna hate watch it I'm probably going to hate watch it. That's tough. I think I'll probably maybe watch like the first quarter and then like if they go up like 20 to zero, I'll be like, all right, I'll check back. It's not me that ugly.

I don't think. It felt like it last time. Miami has a really good defense. Like they got to pick six to the first play. It's true. Yeah. So I don't know. It's true.

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What do we got? I can talk more about Face Off. Or we could do Farah Abraham. Oh, we got to talk. Yeah, we got, I'm not familiar with her game. So you'll have to break. I don't either. I don't know who this young lady is, but apparently she was in a reality show about

being a pregnant teenager. Okay. And then like her, her claim to fame, because I did look up a little bit on her. She, she has this bit where like when she goes somewhere, she only uses the back door. Right. So she, okay, yes. She parlayed her stardom in the reality TV world into a pornographic video or videos. I actually don't know.

I've never seen these videos. But she had a brief stint in pornography. And that is now how she's best known, I think. She dipped her toe in? Also for being a former, not next door neighbor, but I lived very close to her when I was in Lakeway. I think she still lives out Lakeway Way. Okay, that's interesting. This is the same young lady who opened a frozen yogurt shop in Lakeway.

And on opening day, she had this big grand opening celebration, and she had a step-and-repeat. And in front of that step-and-repeat, she was posing with people, families, kids, parents, Lakeway residents, dressed like she was going to the Avian Awards, which is quite a choice. The Bird Awards. Quite a decision. Who won best? Backdoor scene? No, I was going to say best bird of prey at the Avian Awards. A little different award show.

This one is about porn. You know, Randy's got some bird news. Yeah, I got some. I forgot to put that in my weekend and fun. I've officially set up my smart home bird feeder. So I can watch live stream the birds. That's pretty sick. So far, I have had a morning dove and a house sparrow.

Turtle Doves. Anyway, very cool. Hey, it's a visual show. He's showing the folks at home. That's exciting. Fairi Abraham is announced that she is running for the mayor of Austin. Okay, so I'm assuming she's not a Lakeway resident? You'd think because that's a different city.

Maybe she did move to the big city. I don't know. I don't keep up with Farah Abraham. Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. You were, you did live close to her for a time. What's funny about this is that she,

She was interviewed by the boys over at TMZ. Harvey and the boys? They've been doing it for a minute out there. And she's in her car and they're interviewing her and she's on video. And they're like, this is really exciting for you. But do you know you're two years early? Because you don't run for mayor of Austin until 2028. Actually aligns with the presidential election.

Election. Thank you. What's her platform? Is she going to clean up the streets? I don't know. I don't know. That would be my, if I ever run for office, my platform is going to me, I'm going to clean up the streets. She didn't have a chance to talk policy with Harvey and the boys because they were just trying to fill her in on the fact that she is two years early here.

She thought she was running in 2026. She is not because the election for mayor is in 2028. And she found that out live on camera. Well, she's just getting started early. You got to go out there and find your donors. Long campaign. Yeah. That's right.

She's got name recognition. She's got a head start. Like there's a, she'll do very well in the, um, male 35 to 50 demographic. You think so? You think they're going to vote for her because they saw her in a video? No, but they just probably like remember her Froyo spot. That's right.

And you know what? She's, she was a, she's a teen mom. Sure. MTV. That's tough. That's tough to be a team mom. That's tough to be a teen mom. Okay.

Well, we could probably have her on. Probably could. Let's do it, man. I mean, she's running for, let's drop a line out there, Randy. Why didn't she announce this on our show? I don't know. That's kind of bullshit. I get TMZ's probably a slightly bigger platform.

We'll talk policy with her. We're here. We're Austin-based. We're in the streets. We are. We've got our ear to the streets. Let me just go DM her from circling. Oh, there's already a conversation going here.

Who had that going? Really? Do you? I'm not going to be on the show. You're going to be on the show. All right, I'll do it. I'll do it. Did she remarry?

I don't know. I don't know much about Farah Abraham. Okay. Oh, I have a girlfriend now. I want to know if she's going to get some public transport around this city. That'd be nice. They have a bus. You know what you read the bus?

I just want to be able to go to Cota and actually go to a concert and, like, not have to think about leaving and getting there. there. Here's the deal, Randall. It'll be 10 years from now if that ever is in play. The idea of them having to build that. Oh, someone, an artist I like is coming to town. Oh, oh, it's at Cota. Yeah, I'm not going to wait two hours in traffic to leave.

Did I feel the same way? Yeah. You're right. It sucks, dude. Yeah. You just want to go eminent domain, all those homeowners. Yes. Put a high-speed rail to Dallas and Houston and San,

Antonio while we're at it. Yeah, my buddy used to do rails at high speed. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. Well, they called a magnet train. Are you, are you DMing her? I'm going to. Who would we be more likely to get Sam Taylor or Farah Abraham?

Fair Abraham. Sam Taylor. She doesn't like us. I'm not saying she has my vote, but I'm saying I could be. I could be swayed. If she's going to clean up the streets, then I might be in. Yeah, these streets need big cleaning. Yeah.

Clean out of the streets. Yeah. We got to get the boys out there. You're out there with my street sweeper. Where do we stand on gas-powered leaf blowers? You know, I miss gas-powered lawn tools. There's something about not being able to pull the rip cord of a... You can still get them.

I know, but, like, everyone's getting electric lawn mowers. And it makes more sense, but just pulling the rip cord, there's nothing more manly than that. I just have to say the gas powered leaf blower when all it's doing is blowing, sadly. It's just a little bit much. It smells good.

We get the guys who come here, and they're just blowing leaves out of the parking lot, but they're blowing up all the dust and dirt and pollen, and it just kind of gets in here, and everybody starts sneezing. And it's just a little loud, that sound. We're trying to record pods in here. I'm just thinking like your sound so old man maybe for Christmas we like we just like we say what's up to the crew and say here we bought you this riobe or whatever it's still gonna be allowed even if it's electric no they're not as loud no son they're not as well they're still a kind of it's pretty good actually my riobe lawnmower broke so shout out to me having to borrow my neighbors shout out to gregg shout out Greg man oh yeah I remember well would not

know that feeling he's never done a lot that's right he's never mowed a long he's never mowed you you guys are probably never snowblowed have you no no that's a feeling there is that pleasing oh yeah it's like lawn mowing but with snow and you get the like the smell of the gas in the crisp cold air oh it is it is very nice the smell of gas does hit different when it's crisp and cold mm-hmm love the smell of gas yeah just flinging snow of it you always always get myself a little squirt little like that when I'm pumping my gas. With gasoline? Yeah.

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for one year okay boys are just buzzing a lot of people thought we'd come in here low energy MLK day after a big football weekend not us not us at all but dylan watched a movie He's been champing at the bit. I watched Bagonia. What got you on to Bagonia? I had seen some chatter on the internet about it. People said it was good. Emma Stone, she's good.

Former Austin residents or bought like a $12 million home here and just flipped it. And then tried to sell it for 24, and I don't think she got that. Very nice, double lot in Terrytown. Double lot goes a long way in Terrytown. It does. Yeah. Also, Landry from Friday Night Lights. I never remember.

Jesse Plemons. Jesse Plemons. These are the two stars of this movie. Went to a Plemons party with him one time. Plymouth Party.com. I like that. Okay, before I talk about it, because I am also going to suggest that you watch it

because it's a good movie. And so, therefore, you need to decide if you want spoilers included in this or not. I don't want spoilers. Okay, that's going to limit what I can say. That's okay. It's okay. I also don't want spoilers.

Okay. I'm going to give you as high level as I can give you while also selling the movie. So Jesse Plumman's his character. He plays like a extreme like conspiracy theorist type who gets caught in the, you know, the online echo chamber and he gets just way into the weeds on conspiracies. And he's convinced that there are aliens living amongst us that look just, just like we do, except for some very minor differences in them. Aliens among us?

Among us is a video game. And so he identifies one of these aliens. It's this high-level female executive in a company who is Emma Stone. Oh, aliens are kind of hot. He thinks she's an alien. And so he takes her. He kidnaps her. Give me that.

He kidnaps her. How does he kidnap her? He says, give me that. He snatches her up. While she's coming home to her mansion, she gets out. And while she's getting out of the car, he and his friend abduct her. His friend is very much on the spectrum, and he's just kind of like along for the ride. It's kind of sad.

Anyway, I thought aliens did the abduct. He plays this wacky conspiracy theorist type, and he kidnaps Emma Stone's character and says, you're an alien, and I want you to take me to your spaceship. What? And she's like, he shaves her head because he thinks that's how she communicates to the mother's ship is via her hair, shaves her head. I'll tell you know I'm not an alien. So while she's held captive,

She's like, dude, I'm not an alien. Like, let me go. Bro, you're barking up the wrong tree? Yes, she's like, dude, she's like, you're spending too much time online. I'm not an alien. And from there, things kind of get a little wild. Oh. And because I can't give any spoilers, I will not tell you what happens after that.

But it is a super interesting, it's super interesting. And I thought it was a really good movie. A really good movie So I would check it out You have not seen Begonia Did we win any awards? Also Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons are fantastic actors

They're really, really good They really are Yeah Let's see I'm just seeing There were some nomination Yeah they're getting some Some pub

Getting some run Okay Yeah And I think you should watch it Randia you think you should watch it Golden Globes Yeah Bob I like both of them

I guess Okay There's some death in the movie No spoilers, dude There's some death Some sad situations Have you never dabbled in traitors? I started watching the season

That you mistakenly started watching I watched one episode And I was like I was like kind of lukewarm on it And then I know that it's a one of those It's a long series And I didn't know if I liked it enough To devote a lot of time to

So I didn't keep watching Well, you're a you're a dumbass. Yeah, it's a great show. Yeah, I found the right season, by the way. I started watching the correct one, the newest one, season four, I reckon. Hosted by Alan Cumming. Does that name Ring a Bell? No.

We are coming. He's an actor. He's Scottish. And he hosts it. It is Highland Castle. Oh, I do know. Outround Scotland way. I do know because, like I said, I watched that one episode.

Not Ireland. He's not a county court boy like me, but he's Scottish. And anyway, I started watching because Will's, it's a show that like Landry watches, Will watches, Cat Pat watches. A lot of people that we follow online are like big into it. And I was like, you know what? This seems like a fun concept. Colton, our first or second guest on this pod. First or second? Yes, first.

Colton from The Bachelor. Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir. The goat, Johnny Weir, always hitting him with swag. Is he hitting him with the, a little bit? He's been, but dude, Alan Cumming stunts on everybody. Alan, Alan walks out and you're just like, dude, who thought of this? Love that for him. Who puts this together?

And then I'm not a big brother guy and I'm not a real housewife's guy, but like if you watch those shows, there's a lot of them mixed in. And it's really fun. And Donna Kelsey was on, is on. It's just good. You know, you know who the traders are, for the most part. You get to watch the rest of the cast, try to figure it out. And it's just good TV. And there's a guy on there named Rob, who is from Love Island,

Love Island USA a couple years ago, I guess. I did not watch his season. He kind of has Jay Cutler vibes, but he's very handsome guy. He appears to be the man. Like he's just like first of all, I'll say he's maybe one of two straight guys on the show. And he's just kind of a dude. And he dresses like some mornings he'll just show up wearing overalls with no shirt under him.

And he just is he's on there and he's doing his thing and he's just entertaining. Because you're just like, okay. Like here's just this big guy named Rob. And like he's like has like an online snake wrangling. thing going on. But it's really fun, and I recommend it. And there's been five episodes. It's not too late to get in.

I'm very happy with what's happened so far. I don't know if this is one of those shows, like, you know, Love Island, like the last week or two kind of sucks. Because, like, the best people have gotten sent home and you're not as entertained. This doesn't appear to have that, but we'll see. What else?

Yeah, check it out. All right. Check it out. Then industry last night, it might be a top five. Yeah, there's Alan coming. Oh, my God. Just daunting. Just mauging on people.

Dude, it's crazy. Like, what is that? What? That looks fake, but he's just doing it. Industry continues to be a really good show. The premiere was a little bit, eh. Second episode was just a well-done episode of television. Feels like that shows under the radar.

And I don't know how. But it's very good. It's very, very good. Kid Harrington last night. Just a great performance all around. John Snow. That's him. I have no clue what the new thing is about, by the way.

Nine of the Seven Kingdoms. It takes, it's just like a novella. It just takes place in Westeros. I think it's more of like a knight in a tournament. Kind of like a Knight's Tale. Remember that with Heath Ledger? I do. So I think it's just that taking place in Westerosa.

Okay. Beast games is still a really good show, by the way. Are you watching that with Parks? Yeah. Parks and I cruising through Beast games second season. It's Mr. Beast? The amount of money he's throwing around is just jaw dropping. Okay.

It's good, dude. Are you watching that? It seems like something you might be watching. No, I'm not watching anything, really. Okay, that sounded really depressed. Okay. Things are right? Yeah, I'm just in such a wool right now.

Like, I'm happy to start watching out of the Seven Kingdoms because I don't really have anything to watch. Like a content law? Yeah. Oh. Like, I'm doing my audio book and, like, as far as shows and movies, there's not much I'm really in right now excited or like waiting for the next episode. Are you still reading How to Win Friends and Influence People? No, I'm reading. I hope they serve beer in hell.

From Tucker Max. You could probably get Tucker Max. I think he still lives here. I'm reading the last book of Dungeon Crawler Carl. until the new one comes out of May. Dylan, I'm going to give you 30 seconds. Why don't you describe what that, but what you think that is about?

Dungeon Crawler, Carl. Let me tell you. Is it dungeon crawler, Carl? Carl, the main guy's name is Carl. I'll be honest with you probably, probably not going to get around. It's about this guy, Carl, who it's his first year in the dungeon,

and he starts slinging rock to everyone in the dungeon. He's dealing drugs. He's dealing, yeah, slinging rock. Mostly crack cocaine. And he gets pinched because he tries to sell it to the wrong ombre who's working for the, you know, the feds. But he's already in the dungeon. Yeah, he got there, but he's trying to make a name for himself and really, you know, get established in the game. Okay.

But he gets pinched too early and it kind of just totally derails his comeuppance. How does he get the rock into the dungeon? He's going to sling. He pays someone to, uh, to buff it in. What's that mean? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Keister it. Am I close, Randy? Uh, not, not, not really, but there is definitely, okay. There are lava llamas who sell, uh, like, uh, drugs and cracks. Lava Lama. Yeah. So you're not. Okay.

We're really not totally off, but, but, but, yeah. Carl. Why is his name Carl? He's just a normal guy. The whole kind. This isn't fan. No, it is fantasy. The whole concept is like the world is a post-apocalyptic thing.

Like these alien invaders came in and created a dungeon and all the humans have to go through it. But it's like fantasy. And it's apparently like a giant reality TV show for the universe to watch is the best way to put it. Here's the thing. I'm not going to recommend it. I really enjoy it. But I think it's a hard pitch to sell people where like Stormlight Archive, if you're into high fantasy, I would highly recommend. that. But dungeon crawler

Carl is definitely a very juvenile fun thing to read. It's good writing. Back that book. Fun stuff. Fourth book's great. Okay. It's good to read before bed. And some nights before I go put my head on my pillow, on my

Lisa mattress, I like to read a little bit 10, 15 minutes, just to kind of wind down stop my screen time. It's such a good mattress. Which one are you rocking? I have the legend. hybrid cooling mattress.

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I don't know if it's the finale or whatever, but I've got one friend in my high school group Chat, who doesn't realize that when we talk about Landman in there, I hope he's not listening to this, but he, he, like, actually likes the show. And, like, he doesn't understand that it's, like, a massive pile of shit. Dude, judging by just a general commentary I'm seeing online, a lot of people are in that same boat. He's not doing, he doesn't, he's not in on the bit, I guess. But he's like, dude, tonight's episode was a lot better, a lot more moving the plot forward. And I'm just like, come on.

Dude. I was like, maybe he's doing a high level. bit against me where he's like making because i'm just i'm like reading this and i'm like dude there's no way this point it feels like taylor sheridan's doing a bit does but some people just eat that shit up it's a very very lucrative bit yes yes i mean we do bits the shit's entertaining we're not making sheridan don't get me wrong we do bits his shows are entertaining yellowstone was a very entertaining show but the the storyline was just so unbelievable what's the chat saying You said the chat was busting before the show.

Yeah, because they were talking about the Buffalo Bills and the one they were going to be eating for lunch. Someone said, Barrett, not our Barrett, said that Nine of the Seven Kingdoms is a little bit more what, like, Mandalorian is to Star Wars. So it's like a spin-off, but I don't think you guys watch Mandalorian, did you? No. No, we just have the Mondalorian.

The Mandalorian. So. It's good. Which I'm excited to see. I like the Mandalorian. but yeah landman I saw another clip where where she she yells at some high school kids

that are that are cat calling the teenagers the teenagers, they're teenagers, the cheerleaders and she goes up and she goes like yeah we're hot you never get a girl like us that's pretty good dude Will I kind of wish Will was in here to tell Will yelled at high school punks over the weekend that's a good story

there were some teens that were like posted up in his driveway i guess like pulled into his driveway to like argue about who is driving somebody drunk home so someone who's driving the drunk guy home and they just like pulled off into like a like a driveway which that's a psycho move in texas in this economy don't do that and will went out there like hey you guys got to go i think what i was like oh yeah oh yeah oh man will will got into him sock he call him the sock he dad dicked him he did dad dick him they backed off fuck they did yeah it's it's like he was definitely outnumbered too that's one on bray you don't mess with will de frees well he said he went out there with a sod off shoddy can you imagine will he said he didn't point in

anybody but he said he had that thing on him too we haven't had i haven't had to yell at any high school punks yet not yet there's not any high school punks in my neighborhood yet your son so i do i do i do mean Come on cars that they drive by too fast. Yep. That's it. Hey, slow down. Hey, come on, guys.

There's kids playing. There's kids to live here. You didn't see the sign that says kids playing, be slow or whatever. We put speed bumps in. The little neon child with the flag. But we've got like two or three of those on our street. And I don't think people really take them seriously. No.

There's this account that he, this dude posts up at a, a school zone with a radar gun and a green bean guy and if they're speeding he throws like cakes at their windshield and shit yeah is that real i don't know i don't think you're allowed he's gonna get he's gonna get killed or caught like he causes like you throw like uh broccoli at a car yeah but go swerve and like flip your car i don't recommend doing that but it's uh it's interesting yeah don't do that no you know what i'll never have and get to use but like i would love to is uh roadspice Like you see police throw out Oh yeah

Those are so tight They are tight You know why? Because they work Like No one ever gets past them Like It's gonna pop your tires

There's not like You can't match that R button And do a little Mario cart hop No There's really no Unless you drive around them There's nothing you can do

And I don't I don't think you can like As a civilian They're very effective Sure But I'm not gonna take the time Don't do that no You want to make some?

Next, next project? Some teltropes. Learn how to weld. One of my buddies is a cop back where we grew up and I was back home at a bonfire and he just like pulled up and just got out of his car and just he was on duty and just started talking to us and then he got like a call. He has immediately run in and left and then he came back. He's like, yeah, there was a high speed chase and I had to go like deploy road spikes and stuff.

I'm like, that's fucking sick. He came back after that? Yeah, I mean like just on patrol after it was done. I think that they rerout the car, so they didn't actually road spike where he was. So you got a buddy who's a cop as well. Do you still his valor as well or just your buddies is a firefighter? No, no. This is back home, just my local.

Is he buddies with Jason, the firefighter? We all grew up in the same neighborhood. Yeah, he was two years old. So one guy went to serve and protect. One guy's a firefighter. And then you are a podcast producer. Yes. Yes.

That's sick. That is sick, dude. That's sick. You should have them on. My brother's an engineer. All the brother's engineer. And I'm a video engineer. That's what I like to say.

There you go. You're a bit engineer. Choo-choo. There you go. Yeah. Well, what a delightful show. That's fun. Everybody, if you have the day off, you know, I hope you, thank you for listening.

If not, thank you for listening as well. But I hope you listened hard and enjoyed it. Get those house party calls in. Dave. Next week. I've got a ton. Next week is house party week. Wow. Very excited for that. That'll drop on Tuesday. All right. Tuesday. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye.