Circling Back - Cold Plunges, Airport Transportation, and Mythical Spirits

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

Whole squad back at full strength after Dave spent the weekend in Vegas and Will spent the weekend in Laguna Beach. Are there mythical creatures roaming Mexico? What's up with this Murdaugh trial and how did it slip under our radar for so long? Is it rude to ask your friends to drive you to and from the airport? Answers to those questions and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (36:00) Mexican President’s Mythical Woodland Spirit (44:00) Sup with the Murdaughs? (53:35) How To Get Home From The Airport Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling Athletic Greens: www.athleticgreens.com/circling (FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge or the people cave or the lodge 2.0 my name is will defries to my left david ruff surprise to all y'all who thought i wouldn't come back from vegas you're wrong i'm here i think we all expect you to come back number of people were probably probably privately talking about me uh potentially getting caught up in a card counting scheme at a blackjack table and then maybe having my head put in a vice in the back of the casino guess what haters that didn't happen i'm here i thought you weren't allowed in the casinos after that time you were famously caught for doubling down too many times you just

wouldn't stop doubling dude you just kept doubling down double down dave they were calling you i doubled down on anything if i can double down on it's going to happen. I would triple down if they would let me. Sometimes it's not the smart play. Triples is best, but doubles work fine. But I'm here. Look at this. See my hands? They weren't smashed with a hammer.

A lot of you guys were probably texting your friends like, dude, Dave's going to get in some trouble in Vegas, maybe get beat up behind the Aria or something. Didn't happen. Didn't get beat up once. Maybe, you know know someone drove you out to the desert and just left you like five miles off the strip again i have a feeling some people were probably thinking that could happen didn't because i'm right here

but that's happened to someone at least one person right what happens in vegas i kind of just broke the code i just told you what didn't happen in vegas that's crazy how that works what did what did hold on are you allowed to talk about what didn't happen in vegas yes that's fair game oh that means by the way i can't do this weekend in fun oh that's fine i get it i got nothing i get it dude legally like you're not allowed to do it live by the code no dog. Take an oath. Yeah. You're a little too spry this morning for someone that spent a weekend in Vegas, if I'm being honest with you.

You don't have raspy voice. You must have not gone hard at all. You came in completely normal. Mushrooms. Oh, sick, dude. Sick. Nice, man. Micro dose.

Sick. Hey, Dylan Chivary, speaking of micro. I was talking about the size of your penis. Come on, man. What are you doing? Dave put that on a platter. Don't put that on people's heads out there. I'm pretty adequate downstairs.

Dave put it on a platter. I put your micro penis on a platter. Yeah, and we just looked at it. A micro platter. No, it was a normal size platter. To make it look even smaller, yeah. It could look even smaller. It's tiny.

Whatever y'all do, don't Photoshop Dylan onto the superel who from the 80s photo that's naked with like sushi on her and eddie murphy's like eating the sushi don't photoshop dylan's face is that me on a platter yeah okay it's better than the other photoshop you could do with the information you guys have shared what have you just standing there with a platter and a micro don't don't edit dylan's face onto anything that's actually we can you know we can move on from the size of my piece if we if we want i'm gonna go on record and say that even though i haven't seen it i've never had any indication that it's micro um i would like to share that i'm drinking this very expensive butter cappuccino from across the street what are you

doing um well i found out well that's a free plug i didn't mean to show the name of the place today yeah but you're still doing that yeah randy make sure your blur game strong today dylan's doing free ads on like every different way you can do it yeah they don't need our help while this place is wildly over um overpriced this is straight gas they make they can make a fire cappuccino how How much does that cost you? Tell the people at home how much that costs you. This is the large. Okay. It's 16 ounces.

And I believe it's a shade over eight bucks. Not terrible. I didn't get any add-ons or anything. $8 for a cup of coffee? It is straight gas. It's so good. I've had two cups of coffee today. Both were Nespresso pods.

And I think both cost me net about $2. But why am I bringing this up? Sounds like he's serious about securing his financial future why am i bringing this up and you're not why am i why am i shelling out all this money for a coffee well they close tomorrow they're moving like tomorrow's the last day i might i might run it back again tomorrow bill murray kingpin dot jiff i'm a little sad. That's this one, Dave. No, that's not the right usage for that. Anyway, I'm a little sad. I'm just hoping that whatever goes in that space, and to be fair, it's a field.

There is just a grassy area, probably like what? Acre and a half lot? It's not even an acre, dog. Not even an acre, dog. No. It has a trailer on it so my thinking is maybe we'll get a dope sandwich spot maybe we'll get a an apartment tower that's going to ruin the next three years of our lives hey speaking of acreage you get you hear about brett's uh land in west texas yeah did you so i need to i need to ask some questions to you guys about this is this

the first that you guys heard of this? Yeah. Oh, I had definitely known this. I knew about it. I had just completely forgot. I also want to go on record. I don't know if I actually believe it. I need to see documentation. I haven't seen documentation.

I asked him for a deed. He said he can't produce one. I can run a little title out there. What he did do is show the satellite imaging of his property, which doesn't prove anything yeah this is my baby i got bad news he doesn't even own the minerals yeah he's not uh he's not pissing down my boot right now but i'm getting the feeling that if he did he would tell me it's rain that's good that's good man we need to go out there i don't i don't think so man why because it's a long ways away okay there's

nothing there i bet there's a dirt road we can chill on we can find it i'll find you george jones find your dirt road in 20 minutes yeah but like it's not a west texas dirt road brother fair enough we don't get that we don't get to go out and instagram from the prada store and show everyone that that we're cool we go to west we're thinking about putting one up this is many hours on brett's property maybe do try to like turn uh where is monahan's where is he oh he's uh near pecos or picos if you're brett um maybe putting like starting our own little marf out there put like a uh i don't know maybefa out there. Put like a, I don't know,

maybe a Subway Sandwiches up there. Like a boutique Subway Sandwiches. I don't know if that's the plan. Do you know how many people would be pulling over to the side of the road so pumped to get a Subway Sandwich only to realize that it's just a,

a thing we put, an art installation we put up? A lot. Wait, is that product, can you not actually buy products there? No, almost positive. It's just an art installation. i don't could am i wrong i i could be wrong about this i've never seen anyone inside of it it's just like a stop take a photo keep driving and it seems like it would be kind of weird to like staff it right but that's kind of that's what i thought the whole appeal to like why is this store here? You know the McDonald's on Times Square?

It hemorrhages money. It doesn't make any money because it's on prime real estate and it's a McDonald's. It's like an advertising play, marketing play. That doesn't sound like something Ray Kroc would do. He's all about the bottom line. He did. He's probably rolling over in his grave. Dave, they have it on Netflix currently.

The Founder. Yeah, I watched it on the plane. Yeah, it's under the category underrated. Thank you, Netflix. They referenced a review from some guy named D-Man back in the day. Hey, thumbs down, Netflix. Actually, no, never mind. What?

They tagged you, didn't they? Yeah, yeah, they're good. Oh, yeah, they're good. Th thumbs up to Netflix for tagging Sunday Scaries and also for respecting the founder and the greatness of Michael Keaton yeah we're cool with Netflix I don't know why they're cool with us but I'm cool with Netflix that's the noise

when you turn it on to the application do you guys do the noises during Love Island which ones like the beginning when you turn it on to the application. Do you guys do the noises during Love Island? Which ones? Like the beginning, when it's got the ITV, like do-do-do, do-do-do. That one is not yet ingrained in my brain. The second the episode ends,

Sally and I both try to time it at the exact same time to go, wah-ha. Yeah. It's so stupid, but it's just a thing that we do. Tonight. I've gotten decent at predicting when a text is coming.

Oh, yeah. Dude, that's, I mean. The like lulls and it's like quiet and like the conversation they're showing is kind of like, who cares about this? A text is incoming. If you're trying to get a text. Then of course, Dave, they say. When a text.

I'm getting a text. Message. That's a throwback if you're interested in Love Island go check out the Love Island boys on Patreon patreon.com slash circling back podcast we'll be doing it on Friday we're working on that Hulu schedule I was gonna say we're smoking on someone's pack

but I don't want to have any spoilers for anyone going home go catch up on your Love Island it's been a great time tomorrow on Patreon unless I'm mistaken pack, but I don't want to have any spoilers for anyone going home. Go catch up on your love island. It's been a great time. Tomorrow on Patreon, unless I'm mistaken, I think it's Do You Know It? A game show podcast hosted by Randy

Trimbaki. There are a lot of questions flying around about the last episode of Do You Know It that we did. There might have been some... I had to miss it. Yeah, I mean, you didn't miss much. You didn't miss much. there was some maybe potentially rigged things that happened uh who took the dub it was the the most depressing tiebreaker dub of all time oh brett took the yeah it was yeah it was kind of an asterisk win for him i think we need to give some uh was it

we might need to take some integrity points from r. Was it heavy on geography? Is that why he did so well? There were a bunch of NFL questions because it was around the Super Bowl, and obviously that doesn't suit somebody that was on the show. Oh, Randy's fake crying. Oh, damn. He's mocking you. Dude, he's an absolute savage. And we do voicemails every Thursday.

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Thanks for asking, man. I didn't leave town unlike you fellas uh stayed here my friday um night and saturday night were were pretty tame just kind of chilled at the crib didn't do a whole lot didn't do a whole lot had the kids did you most of it play your za card this weekend i I played my Zod card last night, actually. I was going to get to Sunday. Thank you. So Sunday... I take a personal interest in his life and ask him about his Zod card. Bay and I hosted a baby shower at her house yesterday for my

sister and brother-in-law. Do they actually shower the babies at those things, or is it just like everyone hangs out? You shower them with love. Yeah, they shower them. It was a good time, man time man small group but a great group and it was it was it was nice man we had a good time what was the za order that was last night we stepped out we had low bay we stepped out we went to the place we always go to which is home

slice damn home slice yeah get it yeah because that's also a term that people use to talk to other people right right went to home slice we got some za play my card and uh that's it i had a pretty uh pretty tame low-key weekend but it was a solid one you guys obviously did a lot more so how about you just take it away from here how about that dave yeah gladly vegas dave in the building. You can't say anything, though, about it. It's true. Yeah.

Went to the airport, hopped on a plane, and then got back. Then I got on a plane. God damn it. I arrived here at Austin Bergstrom yesterday afternoon. Really? And you know what? I'll break the code for content purposes. But yeah, I was on a bachelor party brett and i actually were both on it it's uh our friend

our our good friend intern klein his bachelor party and uh it's quite fun despite how you know chipper i am right now uh it was a lot of fun um Thursday night, I did the rare, something I don't think I've ever done, three nights in Vegas. I'm more of a two-night guy. Did you place any Randy Johnsons on any games? Dave, the last time we were in Vegas, you did three nights in Vegas.

Did I really? Yeah. Again, it's rare. That's how much fun I had. Less than a year ago. I'm pretty sure, at least. But yeah, back to my Randy Johnson question. Yeah, I don't really discuss that

publicly so if you have any other questions like to move on i'm just here to talk about my my my trip dude killed a bird one time you can move on he did we did see a guy in the airport who looked like randy johnson that's true brett can come in and co-sign that we uh it's true that's fucking loco i i pointed at him i go dude is that rj and he's likeign that. It's true. That's fucking loco. I pointed at him. I go, dude, is that RJ? And he's like, no, that's not you. No one calls him RJ. Be you.

It was a great trip. We had eight dudes Thursday night. We went and did a nice dinner that was very, very nice, very good. We did a little gambling gambling i was first to bed 11 p.m it was 11 p.m david come on was there was there a seafood tower at that first dinner no it was um it was like bao buns dumplings uh wait night one you went to bed at 11 yeah okay Okay. Yeah, I guess, dude. I don't really care. I enjoyed my trip. Friday, I got up very early, woke up.

Time change got me about 5 a.m. Vegas time. Went downstairs, had a solo breakfast, went to the fitness center, not to brag. Got a nice little push-pull in. What's this dude doing? Did you do a cold plunge? 11 p.m. No. 6 a.m. wake up. That's my hitting the gym.

This guy's different. My only issue with the Aria is their spa, they weren't doing day passes. So if I wanted to use their cold plunge and their sauna, I had to get like a $200 massage. And I just didn't. What Aria were you in? What Aria hurts. That's what they say.

I point to my shoulder. Now, yeah, I didn't. Yeah, it was a little. That was off-putting. You know what? I think our Nobu experience in Cabo kind of set the bar very high for spas because you could get a very, very affordable day pass and just go off, which we all did, which was great.

I got turned away from there like four different times because they were, too full and i was like okay cool yeah i guess i'll go fuck myself and day was posted yeah because i don't need to i guess i don't need a cold plunge like everyone else is getting i was in the cold points for like four hours yeah yeah they had to bring like bring the heaters in to revive me it's clinically deceased you kept did you get any did you get covet from your wellness activities like you usually do on bachelor parties we'll find out they've kept peeing in the coal plunge and at nobu they had to keep putting like ice in there to offset the just the temp yeah they had that chemical that if you pee like it creates yeah they can tell the blue cloud like your buddy's dad always told you when you're over there uh we did a nice brunch at a at a french buffet or not buffet a

french brunch place and uh bottomless mimos i hadn't done mimosas in a minute did you get a uh croque madame is that a pastry no they did bring us a bunch of like a very nice pastries and i i didn't know what any of them were just not my I'm not a pastry guy I can only name like the top tier goated pastries if you put some kind of rare pastry

in front of me I'm lost yeah that's kind of where I was and I think those were very very like obscure scone

and then it's a big fall off after that I was like can I just get like some toast like some whole wheat French toast I did have the wild boy move

I ordered a New York strip and eggs at 11 a.m. God, you were living. Yeah. And let me tell you, it was good. Sometimes when you get steak and eggs at places, like they give you like a B-team cut of steak. This was phenomenal. This was at the Aria?

No, no, no. This was, I think this was at Caesars. Oh. Some French place. I don't remember any of the names of the places. I thought he was Greek. Did he really live there? Was he Greek? Yeah, a lot of people have seen that

movie. Why don't you keep quoting? Did you fall asleep on the top of the hotel? Yeah, they were looking for me. What? Is that why you're so tatted at? Did you guys steal a tiger? I'm sorry. No, it's okay. Friday night, man.

I just don't want to discuss publicly. It was just a good time. A lot of gambling. A lot of people up until they weren't. Like myself, sat down at just one of the worst blackjack tables I've ever been a part of. Just no banter between the dealer and the group. And the group's getting slaughtered. And the group just didn't.

We just refused to get up. It was like, you're going to have to fucking take us out of here, Stretcher. We're going to win this money back. You're like, oh, no, guys. Please don't go. We didn't. Or I didn't. It's weird.

None of us did. Where did they get the saying that the house always wins? Where does that saying come from? Where does that originate? Probably because all the games in casinos are mathematically favored. The house is mathematically favored in every single one of them. Is that why Vegas is so nice and ornate and crazy?

Because they win more money than we win normally? Also, the best thing going for casinos is human nature. People don't know when to stop. It's true, plus the free alcohol. Plus the free alcohol. People don't know when to stop when they're down. They don't know when to stop when they're up.

Because they'll just keep going. I'm going to keep winning, and then they're down. They don't want to stop when they're up. Because they'll just keep going. I'm going to keep winning. And then they don't. They'll get back to eating. Like, oh, fuck. We did a thing that we did on your bachelor party. Once you pop, you can't stop. We did a thing we did on Dylan's bachelor party.

Went to O'Shea's. Fucking love O'Shea's. Which is not. That was my first O'Shea's trip on yours. And I think going forward, I'm going to have to work that into the rotation. O'Shea's is dope. It's a different vibe. It's a lot. I don't know how to describe that into the rotation. O'Shea's is dope. It's a different vibe. It's a lot.

I don't know how to describe it. It's a little bit more like a bar. It's an Irish-themed lower limit tables or lower minimum, I should say. You can do like a $15 hand. They have like beer pong. It's kind of for trash like us, basically. But it seems like a more fun crew. Yeah.

Like, it seems like it's where, like, people go to kind of just take a break from getting their D slammed in the door at the whatever casino on the strip. Right. Their dicks. Do you have to pay for getting your dick slammed in the door? Or is that, like, something that they just...

Do they cop that? Like, the Drake's. The Anomaly of Vegas. They take your money and they slam your dick in the door at the same time. Yeah. You don't leave there smiling, let me tell you. Saturday, very similar to Friday, but we made an executive decision.

We were originally supposed to play golf Friday, but the weather was 48 degrees and raining. And we were like, this would not be fun. So on Saturday, we made the move of going to top golf we kind of sat there like do you want to go to that sports book the the new one the really nice one that has the pool but the pool is not going to be popping because it's cold and rainy brett said you brought your own golf shoes glove and clubs i didn't bring them i had to buy them i spent about 2 800 on golf equipment for top golf really because you didn't bring them. I had to buy them. I spent about $2,800 on golf equipment for top golf. Really? Cause you didn't bring your club. So you just went and got all new stuff.

Yeah. I got it. Yeah. I had to buy golf, like a polo. I had to buy some athletic golf pants, all that stuff. That's cool. Some golf shoes really did some top golf. And let me tell you quite fun, quite fun. Uh, post top golf is is feeling a little good we went and gambled and i went back to the room to take a nap before dinner but on the way to the room did something at the cosmo that a few people on your bachelor party did and that's hit favorite or excuse me secret pizza oh you know your boy matched that secret pizza button you've had it right i think i don't know yeah i think it's a long hallway long hallway yeah dude you match that secret button and let me tell you despite the line which wasn't crazy it was phenomenal it was good pizza i told brett because brett was like

wanting to do it i was like for brett you lived in new york it's probably not a game changer for you but it's very very good new york pizza all All the I couldn't get into STK crew just walks across the hall. Say, all right, we'll get some dope pizza instead. Oh, yeah, it is right there. Did you see any bartenders that might work at that hotel? Did you? We went by. You follow me?

We went first. We tried to get breakfast there. At Seeker Pizza? No, at the bartender place. And unfortunately, you can't uh because the the weight was uh they said their first their soonest was three hours after we walked up to the stands right cool we're not gonna go hang out for three hours we should probably get calories somewhere what is this mattel rancho we did on saturday or thursday night actually go to that the the

speakeasy in the barber shop across from that infamous barn. Did you get some swell? We were wondering, like, how did they just let eight dudes in? You know? And it's because there was no line, and we were, like, the only people in there. Yeah, if they're letting eight dudes in right away, you're probably going to be leaving in the next, like, hour or so. We did. We walked in. We're like, you know, we could spend $20 a drink here,

or we could just go out to the casino and just not spend money unless it's you know at the table so we did that so then saturday go ahead so no no sign of our our guy he was not there i looked every time we walked through there and sadly i would have asked but a couple of the times it was closed i don't really know they might hold weird hours now sadly but saturday night hours now sadly but saturday night shout out to my guy magic if you were looking for a limo to take you around uh vegas is he on hard times magic is the guy no magic's actually a middle-aged white man oh different magic and he's got a a stretch i don't know if it's navigator one of those you know but he's pushing a stretch navi he's got the nice little uh he's got a stretch, I don't know if it's Navigator, one of those. He's pushing a stretch Navi? He's got the nice little, he's got the laser show in there.

Is there food everywhere since the party was catered? Foley stock bar, yes. Quite nice. But I will say, Foley stock bar, he's got some really nice bottles of tequila. Upon further review, he stocked that with a cheaper tequila. Hell yeah. You think so? Hell yeah. Well, it said Reposado, and Ied out with a cheaper tequila. Hell yeah. You think so? Hell yeah.

Well, it said Reposado, and I poured it, and it was silver. I don't think this is – You pulled the old switcheroo on you. And the taste gave it away too, but fun, a lot of fun. Had fireball shots, and it seemed to be real fireball. Did dinner, went back to the casino, gambled. Stars Knights, Stars Golden Knights, your Golden Knights golden nights your golden nights i know took the l i know in overtime in a shootout actually i know david um i had a randy johnson on it actually we

should have gone to the game but we didn't but consolation prize uh after the game a number of members of the dallas stars organization were not only at our casino but they were there at the tables right next to us, just hanging out. How much do those guys love playing away games in Vegas? Dude, it was so funny to watch them. It was so fun because you had the young guys on a lower limit table, like $25 hands, $50 hands. You had Jason Robertson like young young talent Ottinger

and then across the pit at the high limit table high your limit probably $100 hand you had Pavs you had Jamie Benn I saw Sagan walk through it was

they were just sitting there and Jamie Benn just putting back a couple Bud Lights I was like hockey dudes just do this that's awesome yeah that's great

that's fucking sick shout out Marty Turco. What a life, man. Just go win a game of puck and then hit the tables with your boys. Got to. You got to. Go back to some domestics. Some dobies?

That was my latest night, by the way. Probably about 1 a.m. 1 a.m. called it. Had an early flight. Wonderful trip. Aria was nice vegas could have used better better weather but we had a good time you need a picture with any of the squad yeah i just don't think stars on me no i i thought about it that's your team dog it is my team but famously your team they're like it's very intimidating first of all like when every member of a table is like a guy like a very noted nhl player and then like dude there was some stars

fans like a ton of them staying at our hotel that were like kind of waiting behind the table for them to get up so i could talk to them and i was like man i just don't want to do that i don't want to be that guy i don't want to get in that line so i didn't went to bed but it was cool seeing him you should have just walked up with like a hundred dollar bill at the 25 uh table and just been like oh you guys mind if i'll make some room over here i did think about it they're just like dude who's that who's that dude that just kept doubling down yeah that dude wouldn't we didn't get it from the table he wouldn't stop yeah like he was doubling down in scenarios where you don't do it he did it every he he was hemorrhaging money doubling down against face

cards like what what's this guy's deal she was showing an ace this guy did not care what's going on fun trip shout out to everybody that was on it brett klein the rest of the gang shout out to their families and their families Brett Klein, the rest of the gang. Shout out to their families. And their families. Yeah, I went out of town this weekend as well. I was in Laguna Beach, California, the home of the MTV reality show from 2004 on. DOC, man.

Called Laguna Beach. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. I DMed Steven Colletti to see if he had any fish taco places that I could hit because I'm obviously pescatarian and stuff. Right. And he never hit me back. So I just kind of like went on a tour and just did a bunch of fish taco places while I was there. Just sussed everything out, figured it out. And yeah, Dave, I'm sorry that you did not get to Cold Plunge.

That's okay uh you should have done what i did uh and walked into the spa every day and acted like you were supposed to be there oh that's smart it worked it i did not have a good rapport with the spa employees at the aria they actually looked at me like i was a moron for coming back the second day asking if they had day passes so probably wouldn't work for me but i'm happy for you we uh we we got a treatment on our anniversary day we we famously went out there for our anniversary and we we got a spa treatment that first day and uh i have to say i'm not a big massage guy these days they don't do me very well i'm kind of on that same wave right now i don't know this lady's name she absolutely worked me out she asked if i had any problem marius told her neck back how

much time you got didn't tell her anything else didn't tell her anything else just neck my neck and she went to town on it it was one of the best massages i've ever had and i like i was so sore at dinner that night that i was like we have to leave the restaurant you went deep tissue on them deep tish dog she asked if i could handle deep tish i said absolutely they used to call me deep tish pizza really i didn't say that you were born and raised in tissue i think i'm a swedish boy now i thought about doing the rock one because it was the same price but then sally's like i think they just rub rocks on you wait so i was like duane johnson gives you a massage like how expensive is that i didn't even think about

that he would probably do it for the right price probably would and it's probably he's probably got strong ass hands you know he does yeah and so instead of uh instead of just going to the spa the one day uh sally and i just did the thing where you just act like you're supposed to be there every day and we just walked in and said hi to the front desk and kept walking and then if someone said oh do you have an appointment today it was like oh you know we were actually just using the amenities real quick no one ever spoke off no it was great it was great dude well i also had my dude bennett uh who if you've ever seen um the californians on snl you would know that uh the uh that this bennett guy talked just like that but it was a very

interesting experience yeah it was great it was great so, yeah, it was an enjoyable time. I did have to watch the Manchester United game yesterday on the way to the airport, which was not ideal. But any time that you can see the lads lift a trophy to put a cherry on top of your vacation, it's a good time. It's a good time. So they won the title or whatever? They won a smaller cup.

I'll put it that way. It's called the League Cup. The two girls won? David. David, grow up, dude. It's inappropriate, dude. It's inappropriate. Just grow up.

It's gross, man. You spend one weekend in Vegas and you come back acting like this. Yeah, baby. It's crazy. He's on his perps yet again. It's crazy. Yeah, not a lot to report. To any backers that hit me up thank you for your suggestions

i got a a poke burrito at a place called bear flag that a lot of people were telling me to go to pretty good i also got a fish burrito from a place that you guys are familiar with we've been to the location numerous times called the taco stand there seems to be a new one in laguna that's hashtag chad's favorite place yeah he knows what it. Yeah, he knows what it's called too. He knows what it's called. He knows exactly what to order. Like the back of his hand, man. Yeah, he always remembers. He always does.

Yeah, overall, very enjoyable time. You just reminded me. I had the worst burrito, worst breakfast burrito I've ever had yesterday at the Moe's in the Vegas airport. Don't be fooled by that short line or be fooled by it. How many sprites you hit? It's terrible. How many sprites you hit? I did zero sprites.

I went coffee. Even though coffee was bad, that burrito was bad. I ate a few bites. I was like, I don't need this. I don't know if I trust breakfast burritos that often. You shouldn't at the airport. Yeah, I think the airport is one of the places that I would say no it was it was it was not good um but did do you reminded me i did some seafood enchiladas i did shrimp and crab enchiladas at javier's in the aria hotel wow which

probably my favorite meal great great spot i don't know if it's – I don't think it has any relation to the Dallas Javier's. That was kind of a source of controversy because it's more of a Tex-Mex menu. But it's like you can get really good seafood Tex-Mex. Javier's, folks. The one in Diepdo. Both of them do at this point. You've never taken me there. We don't go to Dallas that often together.

Hey, man. You should take him. All right. We'll do it on our way. Why don't you ever Dallas that often together. Hey, man. You should take him. All right, we'll do it on our way. Why don't you ever take me anywhere, dude? We'll go up northbound 35 way before we go out to Monaghan. Monaghan's. That's a long road trip, man.

Yeah. That's a very far detour for some Mexican food. What about the cigars? And the cigars. You can get cigars a lot of places, though, believe it or not. Oh, weird move or no? I showered before going to bed every night just to get rid of the smoke. No, I told Brett this, dude.

Every time I've been in a hotel room in Vegas, it smells like cigarettes. And I know it's because you can smoke in casinos, but there's something about that city that's just generally gross. One of my favorite things about Vegas is the subtle smell of cigarette smoke everywhere you go. I hate it. Absolutely hate it. I don't do well if i catch a whiff of cigarette smoke even wherever no matter where i am it reminds me of like brings me back to a casino and it makes me happy hate it that's disgusting i'm in a place would they lose a lot of money if they got outlawed

smoking in casinos probably not no bars didn't't. I would spend more time in them, honestly. I got bars. Why don't you share a couple? No. Okay. Not publicly, dude. Don't do that to him here. I don't even have a beat to do it over.

You're just going to fucking sit there. I'm sorry. Was that Khalees Milkshake? Terrible beat. I don't know. I just, I don't know. I can play Wipeout if I want. No, you can't. Yeah, you don't have know. I can play Wipeout if I want. No, you can't.

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Like the Houston woodlands? I love this. Oh, yeah, dude. My boy went to woodlands. He was fucking sick. Really? Took a couple guys. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, dude. He's scratch. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Got a new money out there, but still good dudes yeah dude oh dude those dudes are frat uh president andres manuel lopez obrador did not seem to be joking when he posted the photo of an alexei or a lux a mischievous woodland spirit in Mayan folklore. Probably not getting the pronunciation right, and I apologize to our friends.

But Randy, if you may. Dude. What the fuck is that? Low key, I think that might be. The eyes, man. I think that might be a mythological woodland spirit similar to an elf, if I'm being honest. Or a monkey.

It looks like something, but it does not resemble an elf at all, however. Kind of looks like. No, you're thinking of elf in like a way that's like Lord of the Rings-y. It looks more like Buddy the Elf. This doesn't look like an elf to me. This looks like a very like lanky creature. This looks like a ghost.

I'm looking at that. Is that like a, that looks like a knee to me sticking out that left side underneath. this is sticking out that's what i'm saying it's not elf like at all it looks like it put on a wig to like disguise itself but it just did a terrible job with a stupid ass like white wig it kind of looks like the predator um well do you want to know a little bit of history on the lux yeah i would love to or you could just call it alex yeah let's just call it alex dude just what's up alex hey what's up up here in this tree just fucking hanging out hey um conceived of being small only about knee high in an appearance resembling resembling miniature traditionally dressed mayan people tradition holds that the alexa are generally invisible but are able to

assume physical form for purposes of communicating with and frightening humans as well as to congregate so they're pretty it's from what i've read their existence is basically just to like fuck with us i haven't seen much i don't know if they're dangerous but like they like to pull tricks yeah little pranks real pranks we should start calling these things randy's instead i wish he had taken the photo himself instead of posting from someone else because you don't know how it's been manipulated it kind of makes me a couple times what are you saying old people like they might be posting not legit shit to the internet once in a while that never happens he probably pulled this from facebook if they post it like they know it's legit you think like his kids like text him like hey can you take that post down?

That shit's embarrassing, Dad. Yeah, that's not what you think it is. Come on, player. No, his tweet, he posted two photos side by side. One, the one that Randy has up on the screen. And another is a rock formation with some carved out, what I believe is an alux, but he says, I share two photos.

This is from Translate. I share two photos of our supervision of the Mayan train works, one taken by an engineer three days ago, apparently from an alux, another by Diego Prieto of a splendid pre-Hispanic sculpture in Ek Balam.

Everything is mystical. Like the rapper? He's canceled, by the way. Yeah, very much so. We canceled him. Multiple times over. Is he in jail? Don't know.

Probably. Okay, question. Wouldn't mind seeing Sleepy Joe post some mythical creatures every now and then. Honestly? Would love it, actually. You're not wrong, Dave. I think all presidents everywhere should post random shit they get

sent or see in their backyard themselves. If you Google this word, and look at the images, it looks nothing, all of these little creatures look nothing like what I'm seeing in this picture so looking at this picture why would one go straight to this mythological creature i don't know it just looks more like a ghost in a tree to me than uh because he's old you know what i mean

like look at it look at the shit i don't know like i mean he is old Are they electing old dudes like us? What's their deal? He's 69 years old. Nice. Nice. Cool. Cool, man. It's not that funny, really. Yeah, dude. We have a really immature studio audience today. It is.

If you really want to like, if you want to, I don't know if this has been doctored. It probably has. But looking at it, you can see in this photo, you can see it's a little like scary little demon hand on the tree you can see like almost like his left knee kind of like yeah bent up and then he's got the he's got the white walker hair going yeah like white like long white hair and then the demon eyes low-key kind of drippy hair though good flow i mean straight up uh not sure i'd be taking a photo of this this thing does not look happy.

You wouldn't pull your phone out if you saw this thing staring at you in the tree, Dave? I honestly, if I saw this, I would run. I would take a pic. Then I would run. How are you not going to hit him with the flash? I mean, there was light on this thing. Then we get the eyes to glow like that, right? It must have been.

Maybe it was like headlights from a vehicle. Maybe it's one headlight from the wallflowers do you know it a game show podcast hit songs from 1998 do they have like uh spider monkeys in that part of mexico like because you could you could if you told me this was a a tree dwelling monkey of some sort i would be like oh yeah if i you told me this was a a tree dwelling monkey of some sort i would be like oh yeah if i had to guess this is probably a monkey right yeah yeah i'm gonna say that this is a just a primate monkeys don't have long white hair i told you it's trying to wear a wig to throw people off the set so your theory let me get this straight just backing up a bit yep that suss it out is that it's a monkey with a white wig on yeah okay perhaps but i can't prove that you're wrong you can't maybe somebody

put the the wig on the monkey in an attempt for humor maybe someone didn't cut the wig before throwing it away and it got stuck around the monkey's head or it could be like your merkin that you left in mexico that was a fedora. Oh, okay. Never owned a fedora. What about the other one? No, it's the one that you got in Italy. It's a Panama hat. Oh, you have to buy those in Panama. And that has to go.

You got yours in Italy. It's a word fedora, Italian? Fedora. Fedora. Fedora. Why does that matter? Oh, because that's where i got it famously is that what is it an italian word uh i'm typing in fedora wiki and a bunch of

nerd shits coming up could be south american my lady what's a nerd fucking linux my hat was so fucking programming you guys are mad gel dude he was gifted that fedora from jason moran dude are you ready for this are you ready for me to draw some knowledge on you sure dude the term fedora was in use as early as 1891 its popularity soared and eventually it eclipsed a similar looking homburg dude look up panama hat google panama hat and tell me that's not exactly what i had no i'm too deep well i have bad news for a lot of people out there i just google i just control f to the word italy on the wikipedia page for fedoras nowhere to be found let's fucking go to be found let's ride that doesn't mean it's not yeah it does yeah it does dave you don't know shit man you don't know shit uh something something took over a morning of mine while i was on vacation

not i i don't know how it happened and i suddenly started realizing there was much more widespread than it than it was uh that i realized are you guys familiar with the murdaws dude i started watching it my mom has been keeping dude today my mom is really into this okay so i was on i was just bored uh we had some time to kill and I was just sitting in bed in our hotel room relaxing, and I saw some tweet that said that this guy had just taken the stand. And I was like, well, interesting. Normally you don't see accused murderers taking the stand in such a public forum. So I decided to watch a little bit.

And as I kept watching, I couldn't stop but start Googling everything. I started reading everything about this whole case. Did we sleep on this or are we just like losers? Or is it just getting popular because it's on both Netflix and HBO at once? I had never heard a whisper of this story until the show came out. I didn't know anything about it. I knew about it, but it was kind of dark. It's so dark. I was like, at the time, I was like, I don't know, man it uh i knew about it but it was kind of dark it's so

dark i just was like i i was like at the time i was like i don't know man this is sad this is wild but this is really sad i don't really want to deal with it i'm one and a half episodes in oh it's dude it's dark what what are you where are you watching it on netty is netty right well they have an hbo one out too apparently oh really and i was told to not watch both of them because they're similar. It's like number one or two on Netflix right now. Hey, I'll make a deal with you all if you want to talk about it. I'll watch the HBO one because I'm that kind of guy.

I'll watch some HBO if you want me to. I don't know what deal you're trying to – We have a lot of appointment television right now. I'm caught up on Full Swing. What's so appointment right now? Because I'm drowning in shitty shows. We were watching full swing for too much dip so we had that and of course we have love island which takes up a lot

of a lot of time were you calling it full swing whenever paulina came on the screen i was that's what we call it in the rundown she's very beautiful to me that's kind of funny what else are you watching i feel like i'm like i don't have anything good right now but i'm not on that last of us last night's last of us left a little bit to be desired i'll just i'll just tell you we're also watching shrinking which is pretty good i can't watch that why shout out to me not watching that why because it's about a dude whose wife dies that's true and i'm not i can't i can't operate in under those conditions oh that's sweet but apparently i can watch the murder but i think that guy murdered his wife because he's a bad person don't don't give away too much man i'm not giving away too much

but it's a very public trial where he's on trial for murdering his wife all right all right all right i'm just surprised that we missed like i i just i can't believe that this big trial went so uh unnoticed by washed media for so long i'm I'm going to talk a little ignorantly, something I don't do very often. But can you tell me – the reason this is getting so much buzz, it's a very prominent family, right? Correct. Very prominent family, like a lot of lawyers in the family. Correct. Is there some political influence as well?

Yeah. I'm sure. Like the father is like third generation, like the lawyer in town. According to a guy in the show, like they to one of the guy in the show like they pretty much are the law in the town that family but judge dread they have ties with law enforcement and i i don't i'm unfamiliar with the story of judge he was the law okay okay then yes apparently randy's a also a fan well i want to watch i'm interested now you're right i don't i my mom every time i talk to my

mom she always says how you been watching i'm like not really but tell me i don't have a take on it because i don't feel like I can formulate one until I have a full idea of what's going on. But it feels like this dude murdered numerous people. I'm just putting it out there. This son's a total shithead, man. Just put it out there. Paul? Paul Murdaugh?

I can only speak to what I've read, Dylan, and that he got in a boating accident at a high speed while drunk. Yeah. Might have killed someone. Somebody died. Spoiler. Might have killed someone. Spoiler. R.I.P. Mallory is her name.

Yeah, I'm going to dig in, man. What about you? Are you going to dig in? I'm skewing HBO if I'm going to watch. I'm skewing HBO. Just fucking trying to watch. I'm skewing HBO. I'm fucking trying to ride my wave. One on Eddie is doing serious numbers. I want to know from people who have watched both.

I'm sure we have some backers out there who fire-fested this. I want to know which one to watch, so please hit us up. Okay. Please hit us up. Maybe we'll do a poll because I was told to not watch both, though, because they're pretty much the same content. Okay. Just putting that out there for all the...

I'm usually an only murders in the building kind of guy, not Murdaugh's. It's Murdaugh. That was mine. I did that. Oh, you did? I saw it on Twitter a few days ago. Okay.

Okay, you just thought the guy had a funny joke? Yeah. Forgot who it was. Okay, you're not giving credit to the Twitter account? Credit to that person, though. Dude, give credit to At Will to Freeze. Nah. You went low-key a little bit viral this weekend, didn't you?

Did I see something? Did I see a little blip on the radar from the old DeShivery account? I got mid-three-fig likes. Oh, okay. It wasn't like – Okay. So you didn't like do numbers. Yeah.

I was talking about Brett owning property in West Texas. Oh, I was talking about a different tweet. I was talking about a tweet of a gentleman standing behind a podium who had the same hair as Martin from the scene of Frasier where Martin sits next to the fire and his hair starts dripping down his face. You're talking Dom Capers. Yeah. The Dom. Dude. Why would you put Capers in Dom?

Dude. Bomb Capers, is what I call them. Do you guys like Capers? I do with Piccata, yeah. Dude, Dave, I think... You know what? I don't want to speak too soon, but I think you might be starting a trend.

I got 1,300 likes on it. Dude, I think it might be Chicken Piccata Summer. I got 1,300 likes on it. Dylan, just stop. Will's got an announcement. Dude, Sal and it might be Chicken Piccata Summer. I got 1,300 likes on it. Dylan, just stop. Will's got an announcement. Dude, Sal and I were talking, and Dave famously ordered Chicken Piccata recently, and ever since, it's been sounding really good.

I'm a little worried that Chicken Piccata Summer is going to be in full effect. Are you just tapping in saying it might be a Chicken Piccata Summer? Okay. Randy, you seem to have some thoughts on chicken piccata i just didn't know it's chicken piccata summer i know i know we were gonna get that announcement today dude it's a bad summer to be a caper because you getting eaten this summer dylan when's the last time you had chicken piccata i'm not sure if i've ever had chicken piccata all right well i get we

got to get you up to speed my man okay i'll. I'll try it, man. It doesn't have shrooms in it, does it? Which kind? The kind that you can buy at H-E-B. No. Okay. No mushrooms. Why are you so scared of mushrooms? Some people are averse to capers.

I'm not. Have you ever had a caper berry? Are you familiar with that? No. Let me show you a picture of it. They're very good, but they're very flavorful dave i'm gonna blow your little mind off right now look at that holy shit dude my mind's gone you just blew it off right right look at those little tiny things inside of it little like seedy things

wait do you eat those you eat the whole thing dude google caperberry if you're sitting at your desk right now just bored as fuck wondering what you're supposed to do for the rest of the day. Dylan, do you want a little refresher on what chicken piccata is? Yeah. Well, off the dumb, I'll just say it's a pan-fried chicken in a piccata sauce,

which is a combo of butter, oil, fresh lemon juice, and capers. It's very simple, and I have to say one of the best things I've ever got at Sammy's. I got it recently and loved it. It sounds delicious

chicken piccata summer dude make the t-shirts we're not gonna do that sloppy slop up these piccatas dude sloppy piccatas for the boys no no no no sloppy piccata love tv athletic greens our next partner has a product that we use literally every day i started taking ag1 because i got i had mad issues going on guys what what's your what's like we had an intern who diagnosed me she thinks i'm anemic facts i'm not though well it might be but like i'm not no but like energy gut health um immune system things like that we've we're living in a weird time people are getting sick you're always a little like hey what's that cough all about over there like what's this person doing but i don't

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picture on the TL so many times i've never really paid attention to what i was looking at yeah i don't even know who she is uh yeah shout out tommy fury though uh i'm not kidding we got home from the airport yesterday i was like i was worried about getting to the airport before the manchester united game was over uh when before our flight and all sally cared about was getting home as fast as possible so she could see tommy fury fight uh jake paul which is not something I envisioned happening in my life. You know, Sally's a sneaky boxing fan. Loves Canelo.

Dude, she does love Canelo. Dave, he was on Love Island. Right. That's why she's a Tommy Fury fan. I may have to go back and watch his season, or at least a condensed version of it. I'm not proud of it, is what I'm about to say, but I have watched his season twice.

Wow. It's a good season? It was the season that really got us in, and then we were really bored. I forget why we were bored, but we were bored, so we restarted at one time and watched up to Tocaso Morgan. So he and Tyson are half-brothers, is that correct? Yes.

I believe so. I don't know which parent is the shared parent, though. Sally asked me yesterday. Because they look nothing alike, obviously. Tommy's a much more handsome lad he is the tyson's also significantly better their physiques could not be more different right yeah one looks like a physical specimen and the other one uh just looks like a normal dude who just eats punches wow just extremely light on his very very feet. Shockingly fast for that size.

Very cool. That's not what we were talking about. No, no, no. We're talking about tweets. We're talking about the tweets. I haven't seen this. Dylan, do you know who this person is? No.

She's been on my TL so many times. I've seen this image so many times, but I haven't really paid attention to why it's been getting so much play. And now that I've read it, I understand. Is the reason that you've taken note of seeing her so many times is because she's kind of bad? She's kind of bad. That's true. She's a little bit bad.

She's kind of a cutie. So she says in her story or whatever she posted this to at 3.57 p.m., she said, I heard on this podcast once and it's stuck with me ever since, really a question about where do your priorities lie and what do you make time for? I've taken it to heart ever since and unless I absolutely can't i always try to pick up people from the airport um okay this has started a dialogue on the twitter machine the elon machine about whether or not it's acceptable or whether or not it should be expected that your friends pick you up from the airport or

whether or not you should take an uber uh where do y'all stand on this this is no this has never crossed my mind to pick up just a a friend from the airport unless they asked me to and they actually need help nor have i ever been like i wonder if like will or dave can just scoop me from the airport it's weird significant other totally different story obviously this is weird The game has changed with, you guys familiar with this, rideshares. Rideshare applications for your phone. It's becoming more and more of a beating

to rideshare out of airports these days. It really has. What's the deal? Well, initially they weren't, they wouldn't let them in because, I mean, like Austin had the, you know,

the problem with not permitting them and then they wouldn't let them in because i mean like austin had the you know the problem with not permitting them and then they wouldn't let them in the airport some some i think it's mostly been rectified i don't know through the billions and billions spent from uber to lobby but um i think it's much easier just to take a taxi we took a taxi from vega from the aria to the what mccarran or whatever and i gotta say that's like 10 minutes away it's it's so conveniently close it's not it's a lot different like doing that than picking somebody up from like doubt dfw like dallas fort worth like if you're on one side of the metroplex it could be like an over an hour drive so don't fuck with that i had a roommate if you drive pretty much i feel like anywhere the airport uh in austin from anywhere is like 20 to 25 minutes most places in austin if you live

like where everyone we know lives yeah it's not bad it's not bad but it's not great you're still taking an hour out of your day to go get your dick kicked in at austin bergstrom airport and do that i had a roommate when i first moved here and he would always ask, do you want to ride to the airport? Do you want me to pick you up from the airport? And I was like, man, this is really nice of him to do this. And then I started to realize, I was like, is he only doing this so that I have to now

start picking him up from the airport? And I did. I started bringing him to the airport and picking him up all the time. But I also had a awesome ride to and from the airport every time and i got caught in this cycle and i was like you know what this relationship is actually kind of nice except for the days when he has a 6 a.m flight or something i would feel i would feel really

guilty asking a friend to pick me up from the airport that's the thing i think he circumvented it by asking me if he could drive me it's's like a nice favor. And suddenly we got caught in this web. But you said yes. I know. Which is also wild to me. But I was kind of, I kind of felt like if. And there's the big fat IOU just hanging out there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But now it's like, I could never ask a friend to do this at this point, mainly because if somebody asked me to do this, I would be so insulted. I'd be like, man, they think I have nothing to do today. On the other hand, if somebody asked me to do this, I would be so insulted. I'd be like, man, they think I have nothing to do today. On the other hand, if somebody asked me to do this, I would be like, oh, they think enough of me as like a friend to like ask me this pretty big favor. And I would feel kind of special. And I would do it. But I would never ask them to do it back in return.

But now I'm starting to wonder, like, am I at the age now where I don't have any like close friends that would actually willingly do this for me? Randy would do this for J-Bo, no questions asked asked i know he has done it for jay but i know he has done it for jay bone no no i didn't do it oh you scumbag jay bone did it for me when i was so hung over at that bachelor party he drove me in my car home oh god so he ubered to the airport and then drove you and your car home him and his fiancee were coming back from a camping trip and it was on the way and she dropped him off so that he could do it. So it was just a great stars aligning for me. I do have a question about this. Yeah. What if it's a friend coming into town? No, if it's a friend coming into town, you should try to pick them up from the airport if possible. Agree. But if they have to Uber, it's not the worst case scenario,

but if possible, you should try to get them. I think if your friend's coming in, especially to visit you, you need to make sure that you're either picking them up with the one time or dropping them off. You have to do one or the other. Oh,

I think two is two is no two is expected, but you have to do at least one. Yeah. If a friend's coming down to see you and especially if they're staying with you, that's an auto pickup situation. Yes. Got you.

Auto. Got you. Auto. But if they live in the city and they're at town for a guy's trip or whatever and they're coming back, like, no. All right. Bae's going to the airport, 7 a.m. Her flight's – let's say you have to leave for the airport at 7 a.m. So you can't make it.

It's on rush hour traffic. You don't have, like, that card to play. Like, are you taking her every time or are you making her Uber? Is there a split percentage? I'm telling – I'm offering for sure. And like I'd be very happy to do it. But most of the time I think she would say like, no, I'm just going to – she usually parks in like the – not the close-up parking but the one behind it.

She usually parks there. So she has her car at the airport. I feel like I'm old now because we're officially a car at the airport people yeah we park at one of those like places that has covered parking because we're just old people you know that's it's about the same price as just maybe a little bit cheaper than doing like the blue lot at the airport which is not the closest one with one right behind it it's like 17 bucks a day which is i mean if it's a two or three day trip it's not bad if it's a six day trip yeah it adds oh it definitely starts to

add up to the point where an uber's cheaper but like if you just do a couple days it's cheaper it's much cheaper it's not bad at all to do a parking there if you're doing a two or three day trip just park at the airport at this point yeah we i normally have to uber to the airport i don't... If it's Alyssa and I going on a trip, we'll drive and park in the garage. And then inevitably not remember where we're parked. You don't take a picture?

Gotta take a pic, dude. You gotta take a pic. Take a pic of the car, then take a picture of your hotel room number. Just in case. I did that. Just in case. This young lady is uh very generous with

her time this is something only single people do right i don't know if you have kids that really complicates it that time you can't get out if you're single you're allowed to expect your friends to have enough free time to do this if you're in a relationship you can't expect anyone to do it besides your partner and if you're like married with kids then like you're in a relationship, you can't expect anyone to do it besides your partner. And if you're like married with kids, then like you're just driving everywhere. I don't think anyone in life likes me enough to pick me up or drop me off at the airport at this point besides Sally. And I don't even know if she likes me enough to do that. Ooh, and a lot of it might depend on the trip or where they're coming from.

Because, you know. Oh, bachelor party? It's a good story. Like, yeah, dude, tell me about it. Give me the deets. You're probably still drunk probably still drunk you're crazy dude i don't know sally picked me up from my brother-in-law's bachelor party and i think she regretted doing that why because i think we were really annoying i take on a really douchey tone when i hang out with my brother-in-law too much that that happens around him why i think with a lot of people yeah why is that yeah he and i

might start to interact in a different way than sally likes so it's usually a couple days before she makes me stop hanging out with him britney and i left at dinner one time with with drew and lily and i like i was just on we were just vibing and i was absolutely on one and she left we left and she was like who are you he makes me turn into left, and she was like, who are you? He makes me turn into a different person. It's the best. It's like, it's the Drew factor. I'm sorry.

Yeah, you got to be careful. You got to be careful. But it's so fun at the same time. OK, Dave, here's something. Drew actually came up. My brother-in-law Drew came up the other day because a guy in the cold. Tell me about this spa interaction. Love this.

OK. It's a good intro. tell me about this spa interaction love this okay it's a good intro i go on the cold plunge and and the cold plunge is something that i'm not an expert at but i think i'm decent and i'm not timing myself because i didn't have my phone with me and i get out of the cold plunge and i start to get in the hot tub to just warm up a little bit and then i start telling myself off and this very nice gentleman goes he goes pretty good work in that cold plunge it's like you did like over a minute there and i was like oh i thank you i don't really know how long i did whatever that's numbers one like i was like okay you were clearly watching me in the cold plunge uh two like do you guys when you go in the cold plunge do you try to

go as long as you can or do you have like a number you're trying to hit? No. Three minutes is the – I get out. After that, I'm like, I don't want to push it. Because most of the time when I'm doing it, and this is going to screw me because it's getting warmer, is in the Lifetime Outdoor Pool during the winter. They let you – people go out there and do it. So sometimes you're out there like alone. And sometimes you're out there alone in the dark doing it.

And Alyssa hates that I do it. Because she's like, what if something happens? And I'm like, you know what? She's got a good point. After three minutes, I'm getting out. Dude, yeah. Yeah, you're not supposed to do over three. Three, I think, yeah.

Dude on Dylan's wedding trip did nine. Shout out to Dan. I think after a while, you just go. I was told after three minutes, the benefits just go away. At that point, you're just supposed to do three like you just just do the three you're just proving it to yourself i guess yeah yeah i got pretty good this trip i really want a cold plunge dude i've been sending brett cold plunge sponsors left and right trying to get us a hookup oh so sick just not you know what uh i was sent recently what on the opposite end of the

spectrum uh an infrared sauna blanket that zips up and wraps around like from your shoulders dude i think i have one of those really i think sally was gifted one from someone who like got a new one and i think it's been sitting in her car for like like three months you should try it out maybe i'll get it out tonight and let it rip. Imagine cleaning that thing out. It sounds very gross. Gross. Like, I don't know what you do. It's so steamy in there, dog.

I know. It's just funky. I don't know if I'm into it. What's up with those masks that everyone's wearing? Ah, the red light? It's also infrared. Yeah, those are apparently pretty bomb. What does it do?

Stimulates. It's for anti-aging on your face also they they make hats i do know about this never tried it but they make an infrared hat that you wear like dudes are supposed to wear for like 15 minutes a night and the the lasers laser beams do it freaking laser beams they stimulate the follicle for hair growth damn can i ask a very disrespectful question please the infrared community this isn't like those teeth whiteners that like scott disick was like putting his mouth and trying to sell on instagram i think that's a different light the different color well like but like in terms of like actually working like does it actually is it proven to work like the infrared stuff i've never i'm not experiencing

the infrared no it definitely does that's why they have now like infrared saunas do those teeth whiteners not work i don't know i don't know i always got the drift that like anything scott disick was trying to sell me it was kind of mid that's that's fair i mean don't get me wrong like i would he's i'd love to have him in my dangerous nights crew like if i could go to vegas with like one crew it'd probably be disney he's a first rounder first round pick for the dangerous night. Should we do a dangerous nights draft? Maybe. As he just stares into

the mirror. Let's do a dangerous nights draft. Are we not? We surely we've done that. No, we're doing we're doing one soon now

because now I want to. We have to just do famous people for a dangerous nights crew. That's sick. Oh, man. Yeah. Pencil that in.

Randy, write that down. Live from the cold plunge here's our dangerous night's draft yeah should we should we should we make it so you have to get in the cold plunge for for your pick yes fun show it's good to be back yeah see this wuha news Yeah. See this Wuhan news? New virus dropped? No, the lab leak. She leaking. Okay.

I was told that that was just a deranged theory, but. Hey, man, I think there's been a lot of deranged theories in the last few years. Bro, you're so deranged. I see West Texas is trending on Twitter. I wonder if this is about Brett. Probably about the severe storms. Oh, yeah. It makes more sense, doesn't it?

Fuck. So it's not abouttt famously owning a property out there his land could sure use some rain though it's gonna need a lot of it as it is desert oh man do you guys think about the way to spell desert versus dessert every time yeah sometimes you do the two s's because you want two desserts and not two deserts that's not how i think of it that's the only way it works depends on if i'm optimized at that time how'd that how'd that uh cappuccino go down for you player it's so good yeah it's it lights me up though it's very about to light up that bathroom no no not like that okay it's just i'm i gotta get a tinky off like right now all right let's do it i'll let you go all right bye you