Circling Back - College Bar Tabs & the Muscle Mommies of Tokyo | Circling Back 9-22-25

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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What all Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. What is going on, Dave? All right, we're back. What's so funny? I don't know, man, nothing. It's a circling back podcast. happy Monday morning to you happy Monday morning

I'm Dave having a good time just rocking my new shirt you're wondering why we're why we're laughing it's because Dave's Mike fell off to stand literally as I started playing the theme song

so he's holding it right now it's a visual show it's a visual show not more than ever funny funny we put it this way in the script producer Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. I can mute your microphone so that you could, yeah, I'm going to mute your

microphone while you fix this. And I'm going to talk to Dylan, I guess. Hello, Dylan. How are you doing? I'll, and then, and other host, Dylan Shivery. Yeah, thanks for the intro. Rani. Happy to be here, man. I just feel like this is a good omen. I don't know why. It's going to be a hell of a week. There we go. Now you're on muted. Now you're not. Lost it. I don't care. Now you're what are you doing, Randall? You got your new shirt on. I do have my new shirt on. I do have my new shirt. on i got my old dominion shirt i went to go see them uh last thursday not not this past thursday but went before and it was a great show and i got a and i got a nice comfort colors t-shirt okay you really painted a picture there yeah it's got a cool design on the back i like it

uh guy you already heard about you heard him talking laughing dylan shivery if my computer makes a bunch of sound right now um it's because it's just one of those days and it's because i had to completely restart it and i might have the boot up sound but i'm here happy to be here it's gonna be a fantastic week of podcasting and um yeah man let's let's just fucking ride kind of noises of the thing make what are you worried about just like the boot up sound you know the boot up sound like what boot up do your do uh ah yeah yeah i don't know i'm a pc guy i don't know what the what noises the max make i'm probably he did it I'm probably way off, but I think we all get it, right?

You got your cookout knees going? Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you spread them a little bit? All right. Spread them for the folks. Dave wears pants now so that he can just go spread eagle on the, on camera. Somebody called me out for sitting in the nut crusher position.

So now I'm just doing my full on. Oh, gosh. We're so back over here. You don't even know. Mark it down for run a back. Dylan successfully rebooted his computer. We are so back. IT Dorn over here.

Dude, there was nothing better than being like seven years old on your parents' desktop and learning that Control, Alt Delete, would just restart everything. Do it twice. Oh, yeah? You know about that? You don't know about that. I mean, when I do Control, Delete is to pull up the task manager so that I can end a task. Oh, hold on.

I can't go to lunch yet. I've got a few tasks and I've got to manage. That's Randy here in about an hour. That is going to be you. You understand that? It's going to be you, dude. Yeah, Dave and I are going to get lunch. Whenever Dave and I get lunch, it's always.

he's just he's just waiting for me because i'm hungry he's hungry yeah i'm a hungry boy i hit a hit back in hammies today you did i did you do a day for hammies posterior chain it's the entire back of my body it's very important for my posture or my posterior i'm very familiar with your back it's live so we can't restart the show we can't just be like let's come back in an hour and try it again i feel like things are going well What do you? Are you logged in? Yeah, I'm updating running back. You got a problem with me doing my job. God. All right. Fair. You know what? Fair point.

Dang. Dave's Mike falls off and he's just all frazzled and he's just lashing out at us, Dylan. I don't know what's going on. You okay, Dave? Yeah, I'm not, no, I'm not okay because I need people to email spooky at washmede.com. Otherwise, spooky season's off. If you don't send me your ghost stories, your tall tales from your town, alliteration, your, your, or just your lore, your canon. I can't do spooky. Now we've had some. I just want a bunch.

I love reading through them. Spooky at washmedia.com. Spooky season starts a couple weeks. Soon. Yeah. I think next week will not be. Next week will be Coffee Friday, but the week after that will be the start of spooky season.

Nothing gets me hornier for content, like spooky season, man. Literally nothing. She's settled down I won't The way your voice got deeper But lower They got sultry a little bit Sultry yeah

But yeah again Nothing gets Dylan hornier for content It's spooky season So if you If you have not yet Taking the dive into Patreon There's literally not a better time to do it Give it a shot

Give it a shot Take a dive into Patreon And see what it's all about With spooky season Jump band Find out why it's everyone's favorite Including mine jump in

but tomorrow on Patreon we have circling back on touching bass we do yeah found that out about an hour ago Randy it's like you have anything to do with it

I have to figure out the segments I do have one segment I do kind of look forward to it because I pretty much just have to reminisce yeah I know at least one segment I'm gonna do I'm also I don't I know it's circling back

and touching base I'm just shooting this live right here in front of you. You're shooting this live. The chat. I feel like I want to do a segment from the first spooky season we ever did in circling back before I was even on 2019. Okay. I know that's not touching base, but it has been, what, that was six years ago? We can circle back on circling back, too.

Cool thing is we can do whatever the hell we want. This is our show, Randy. Okay, then we'll do one segment from spooky season. And that'll give the people, actually, those are patrons anyway, never mind. whatever I'll just go F myself get people excited oh no um so spooky season coming up spooky at washtmedia.com I've already had some people reach out there's some there's some spookiness going on in that inbox just saying but I want more um small biz September rolls on email bread at washmedia.com um Patreon the aforementioned Patreon listener

voicemails dropped last week was great it was just for handy and I and you might be thinking and oh, that sounds terrible. Guess what? Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Are we doing that, boys? He's doing a thing.

No, but I did enjoy it. It was, like I said last week, the, just reminiscing on all just being shithead teenagers in high school is very fun. Very fun. As always, subscribe to YouTube.com slash circling back. Go to the washedmedia shop, washmedia dot shop, find some stuff, got the barrel shirt on there. We've got the exactly one beer shirt on there. We've got the other shirts on there. Hell, you might be able to still,

you might get this vintage too much dip hat. It might still be up on there. I'm wearing it right now. Oh, how about that? Hey, I love that hat. I love it. Yeah. Do you really?

Yeah, I like it a lot. He likes the hat. It's not his favorite hat because it doesn't have Spanish on it. I know. New hat alert for you. Yeah, I did get a new hat. I love it. A little green for the fall.

Old green for the fall. Hey, any other notes? Anything you want to say? Yeah. Follow Do You Know It Show on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube. I'm getting that all up and going. I already just posted this morning. Do you know it?

Two trivia questions for you. Hey, is this just going to live on Instagram? What's going on? So right now I'm just trying to build out the social right now. I mean, it's Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube shorts right now. But the actual Do You Know It show will return as far as, like, a full-on YouTube thing, but you know, grow the audience first. And it's a lot of work. A lot of work. Before we get into it, I just want to let everybody know this is an ad by BetterHelp.

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Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com slash circling. That's BetterHelphelp.com slash circling. Hey, put that picture up I sent you. This is called Dave Thing. I saw this on the rundown. I'm very excited for Dave Thing. Actually, don't put it up yet. Oh, oh.

It's down. I saw something on the road, and I like scrambled to get my phone out, take a photo. I typically don't do that, mainly because, like, I'm embarrassed. Other people are going to see me doing it, and they're like, what's this guy doing? And we've talked before about people being embarrassed of their Tesla, even though it's, like, 60% of the cars on the road in Austin. like it doesn't really matter you don't stand out if you have a Tesla in fact I don't even think of Elon anymore there's so many on the road but this is one I had not seen this is a new way to do it ah okay is the Tesla emblem the T followed by Toyota

so it says Toyota but it's a Tesla I started seeing some of these when the whole like when Elon, he became a controversial figure. You know, it's like, hey, don't, don't buy this before we went crazy. Don't vandalize my car, it's a Toyota kind of thing. This isn't a Toyota, though. No, that's a Tesla. And anyone that is fooled by that is a very, very silly person. I think it's just more of a joke.

I don't like the joke. I don't like doing jokes on my cars. Can I make a comment about something? I notice how you hid the license plate number? it was more of an accidental crop but yes yeah um and that that's great um people get really weird about like sharing license plate numbers and pictures of people on the road and i don't understand why i don't either it's like oh what are you going to do like look up where this like you see cars on the road all the time you see their license plate numbers do you see where everybody lives like plus

you don't even have access that information you have like special access yeah just like who cares i wonder why that is i've also wondered that too because like google earth like you go to street you all the every single well that's different because those are parked in front of homes and so you can I guess you can match up like addresses you know what not but just people on the road it's like I don't what am I going to do with their license

place there there was like a there is like a feeling of like oh I got to blur it if we're going to post that right but like why I don't really I don't there's like I think like your brain immediately goes to oh but that's identified

viable, but we could easily connect that with the person who drives it. But unless I'm totally missing the mark here, unless you're in law enforcement. Yeah. And you can look that up. Or maybe if you're like in the insurance world, maybe the chat will know. Somebody in the chat's going to tell me I'm wrong. I just feel like you can't do that. It's not easy.

Like the web sleuth at home, maybe. But why would you go? Why would you see this and be like, ah. I wonder where this random person lives. Maybe, yeah, like this person specifically, it's like, oh, embarrassed of Elon, well, I don't like you. Yeah. That's what they would say. Yeah.

But I hate this. I just want to say I hate it. Yeah. On a personal standpoint. I'm not judgy of just rocket. Of Tesla owners. I'm not either. Again, there are so many.

They make a decent vehicle, I'm pretty sure. Now, the cyber truck is still just disgusting in my opinion, but it is what it is. I'm not going to hold it against you. I might think you're kind of a boner, but that's okay. At any moment, there's four to five. No, I would say four to six cyber trucks in the Lifetime parking lot. It's a very big gym goer vehicle. That kind of checks out.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it. You just didn't have to do this. No. I also saw a bumper sticker, and I couldn't share it because I didn't blur out the license plate. I didn't take a picture. I saw it this morning. It said, my student is on the honor rollette.

just kidding my son or my kid as a dog come on that is so stupid did you rear on them no i was i saw i legit saw this morning i was like oh that is so dumb classic dog parent what are we doing i don't know some people will say we've devolved as a society and i tend to agree mom to a fur baby oh odd you'll put a tell your dog i said said high on your on your car for the next month one in the thousand one of a thousand wow that's a high one all right i don't want to do it all right you don't want to do it y'all do it you don't want to do it you don't want to do it you can't pass the buck yeah all right go three two one eight hundred twenty two no no blood no is it funny is it funny to risk at all

I wanted a thousand. It was pretty safe. Tell your dog, I said hi. Yeah, I probably won't. Do you remember that Matt Wolf video of him? He was leading the tournament. And there's a video of him like putting his clubs, getting him out of his trunk,

and I walk in through the parking lot. And he's walking up. And like, there's a golfer off camera and, you know, NBC wherever's like following him. And he just looks over. I have it on my phone somewhere. He just goes, tell your wife. I said, hi.

And it was just really awkward because, like, You couldn't see who he was talking to. And the camera's just rolling with him. It doesn't, like pan over. And it's like, oh, it's fucking Daniel Burger or something. It's no, it was just that. And then Matt Wolfe joined Liv. It's an interesting thing to say.

Yeah. Let's do our weekends. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute.

Let's just go have fun and they'd go in a little bit. Little more, girls. Let's go. This weekend and fall, I'm presented by Roeback. You checked up their new USA gear? I sure have, bud. It's Ryder Cup week. It looks pretty sharp.

I know. That's probably a good time to load up on some swag. If you're serious about, are you a serious, man? I'm a serious man. You're serious about this country? I'm wearing Roeback shorts right now, David. At the gym today, I was like almost overly roebacked. You won't catch me working out without some piece of roebuck gear on.

They make a polo. lot of polos actually they make game day officially licensed polo from your university um they make workout shorts what's the short we love the grit the grit the grit workout short is fantastic i really like the um what is that the all active short level yeah so so comfortable great liner they have a a heavy hoodie oh i haven't tried that one yet we all know about their lightweight kind of techy hoodies. I've got plenty of them. But they have a thick, heavy, heavy one and it's super cozy. I'm surprised it's not covering your forearms right now. Well, I should probably bring it in until Randy steals it or gives it to one of his parents, or sorry, your mom. God. Who did you? What did you do?

Because I gave one of my, I gave his little sweatshirt to my mom, the washed one when she was in town. I tripped up on that because, you know, his dad passed away. Oh, yeah, great. It was an accident. You understand. She was an accident. Sorry, Randy. You didn't give it to my dad.

Did she want to your mom? Did she know she has a game worn, a game worn dorn? Yeah, does you know that it's an official dorn? I don't think she does. It's a game dorn. She just hasn't washed it. God. She probably hasn't even worn it.

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will regret that okay all right let's give dylan a breather let's just start off with randall well i mourned my dad uh okay now uh i had a good friday it was uh went to yall up boy as i said y'all up boy show it but like the first half of the set was just uh the album from under the court tree by you all up again not their album not their album but they're a cover band they're a pop punk cover band but they just did that whole album so it was kind of cool seeing an album that i enjoy and like all the deep cuts that you don't hear being performed ever just so that was that was a lot of fun it was a small venue 310 what's your fave deepest cut uh i don't know get deep with it i don't know so it was 310 yeah i like a little it's a cool little venue right a little less 16 candles one

my favorite on that album other than sugar we're going down on dance dance but yeah 310's a cool venue very easy to get a drink uh and like it has the outdoor area too so you don't technically even have to buy a ticket you could just stand outside if you really wanted to so it wasn't acl live i mean i guess 310 is an offshoot of acl live you mean stand outside on the sidewalk so yeah some people were really i guess that's yeah you could do that yeah small enough venue that You can see pretty well. So did that. And then after the show, met up with Brett and Sauce and all alike.

Sauce's parents were in town. So we went to Whistlers and we were just drinking drinks. I had drinking drinks, getting drunk. Yeah, let me tell you. I had a tall boy, Modello, and then two Coors Yellowbellies, beer. I'm back out on beer. Oh, that next morning was not great, David. Re-at-time?

It was Re-a-time. Jesus. Out on beer. Just like that. I like, I had forgot that that's why another reason I didn't like beer. Like, I never really enjoyed the dust, but just, you got a little gluten and 12 ones?

Or you can't hit it a gluten? I can't handle the gluten. I don't know. Anyways. Did the weed upset your tummy? Probably. Sometimes it does. Just, yeah, it can't.

Nothing like, do you ever have butt ice 5-5 out of keg in high school? That is. That is. Bight ice out of a keg? Oh, yeah. That used to be one. we'd go down to industrial boulevard

where you could buy we could buy underage there and that we'd get butt eyes because it was cheap it was like a $60 keg buddy would that ruin your next day you're just asking for trouble man

hell yeah and then Saturday and Sunday we're spent pretty much working on working on my tree shelf we saw that yeah I got it to Home Depot and next time pop top for that video bud

you want me a pop top and just do my my cutoff from my high school Yeah, I did appreciate the guns out, but next time this, you know, for a player once. Okay, well, do. But yeah, I got a lot done with it. So moving on, I got everything sanded, got all the prototype stuff built. So I'm just going to be starting painting and sawing stuff and constructing.

So hopefully it'll be done soon. I saw you, yeah, you did a little post from circling back, dude. You crushed it. I did have to repost it because I did have a typo in it. How did you find out you had a typo? I went back and rewrite it after I posted it and I was like, oh, yep. And then also because I looked at the DMs and there was one DM on circling back in response to the story. And it was Dave saying, dude, Randy, you crushed this.

So that was like, okay, that means something's wrong. It didn't warrant like me texting like, bro, can you repost? I was just like, whatever. It's funnier people know you did it. Yeah. With that typo ride. But I fixed I fixed a typo. It was funny just walking in there and seeing that said, hello, my name is Skelly.

I'm like, people were pointing out that the bones were his money. I know. That's called engagement, Dave. I was going to make a joke about him. I'm like, you know what? I'll let people respond. See what he's doing? And then I watched the bears just beat the Cowboys off.

That was my weekend. Dylan. Pretty apathetic toward the Cowboys at this point. I had a nice little weekend. Apathetic. If you're Dan, Dan likes to say apathetic. Apathetic? Yeah.

Yeah. I am, though, with the boys. It doesn't sting like it, like it should. It didn't do much Friday. Stayed in. Saturday, big day. Got a little pool action in with Chalice. Then we went and had dinner at Maddle Ranchos.

Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos and Mattel Ranchos. Lovely time. Went back home and, uh, watch Arch just absolutely. get his fucking swagger back let's hear let's hear your take on the the stair down let's hear everyone's got a take there was there was there yeah what was it uh i have two points to make

of course this is arch scored a rushing touchdown against sam houston state and then kind of stood over the guy the bear cats right the bear cats not not a good football team stood over the guy and everyone's like oh yeah fucking look at this douchebag at sam houston state i get it i do i get it and if this this for another team i'd probably be like oh yeah this don't do that boy you definitely would two points to make one that guy did the same thing to arch earlier in the game there's he he he did like to tie ron loo he stuck him pretty good and didn't like to tie ron he stepped over him stepped over him okay it was a payback that's important context yes which no one no one cares about that at this point they're just all just trying to dunk on that kid number two you got a guy who um

A ton of preseason hype, Heisman favorite, has Manning on the Jersey, who played like absolute shit the first three weeks of the season. All right. People are dunking on him headlines everywhere, how this kid's overrated. He needed to get his swagger back, dude. People are calling Sam Houston State a slump buster. I agree. What does that mean? I don't know.

Can you explain? I don't know what a slump buster is. Okay. And if you watch him play it all last season When he's playing well The dude plays with a lot of emotion Like he gets amped up Like that's his game

This is him getting his fucking Nutback What does that mean He was getting his fucking nut back dude And if you're a Sam Houston State Like sorry He wasn't playing any other team He was playing Sam Houston State

When he had a damn good game This is him getting his shit back He's getting his nut back I'm sorry But I didn't mind it. Oh, let me add. Is that what position you played in high school, nutback? I will, I will concede that had John Mateer done this against some shitty team?

John McTeer was at church. I'd been like, oh, yeah, that kid's a douche. I get it. John Mateer was a church Sunday. You didn't. As a Texas fan, I don't care. I like to see the kid get emotional again, man. He's feeling it again.

I'm not saying he's back. That was not a good opponent. But those throws he made, he wasn't making the first three weeks. It looked good. I didn't really watch. You look good. But awesome. Yeah.

And then a little baseball scrimmage yesterday, got the dub. I'm coaching. I'm an assistant coach. Wow. Got the jersey and the hat and everything. Somebody got their nut back. Somebody got their nut back. What would that, what position would that even be on the field?

If you had to create a new position, it's the nutback. What does he do? Or her. You know? I'm not sure. Let me think about it. Let me think on that. That was pretty much it.

He's a four-star nutback out of Anderson High School. Yeah. He's got a few offers from some big-time programs. Yeah. And that's it, man. How about you? Oral Roberts offered him. Come on.

No, that's what I'm saying. Right. Anyway, Thursday. What do we do? Oh, yeah, we baseball practice. reckon. Friday, big, big anniversary, the 10 year. Oh, let me be your first day, congrats. I posted a pick at DC Rough on Instagram, my lovely wife and I. I took like 12 of them because there's a, we went and did like a little, little quick steak hay out at Barton Creek

here in Austin. And they had great, great windows, great mirrors, I should say, windows too, but the mirrors were just, I was like, every one we walked by, I was like, that's a sound I'm when I take a pick. Yeah. And got a gram off. I saw you got a fit off, dog. Somebody said I looked like shaboozy. Okay.

Which I was like, okay, yeah. Yeah. People were like, whoa, what are you hitting us with? Well, of course, the boots, if they were pointed west, Takova's boots. You left that shit on button, dude. I saw that. Jeans. They weren't actually, they were cranglers.

They were wranglers. And then the shirt. I'm talking about your shirt, not your pants. I know. Oh, well, those were unzipped. Okay. It had to change later on. Sure.

Some clothes that were more suitable for sleeping. Yeah. The T-shirt under it, you know it well because you paid for it. Edith's shout to Cabo. And then the shirt, the top, the unbuttoned one was our boys at Howler. Barrett sent me that. And then the hat. I wouldn't wear a hat.

Yeah, I didn't wear a hat there. Nice steakhouse. Bob's. You can't wear a hat in Bob. You looked handsome, man. Tony would take it off you. Oh, yeah. He'd walk over.

Nice place like this. Guys got a hat on. Freaking Jorgoff. Yeah, we went, so there's a Bob Steak and Chop House in the resort. Downtown location. Is it a holdup? Is that good? Yeah, yeah, it is.

I've been there a couple times. It was great. People are like, what did you get, Dave? Do you go bone in, rabbi? No. I went 12-ounce filet, medium rare. That's a big dog. So, we've got the 9-ounce filet.

What does set you all back? Well, honestly not bad I've had worse I've had much worse in Austin did go bottle of wine

did delete that bottle of wine after dinner more wine I went cappuccino oh there's a steak hey I went cappy you said you got into wine

bottle of wine and my wife drank a martini so I drank three quarters that bottle of wine okay not to mention the mini bottles of champagne they gave us in the room.

Oh. Which I just don't like. Mini, M-I-N-I, not many M-A-N-Y. Correct. Yeah, these are, I don't like champagne, dude. It's just, I'll drink it in the moment, but it's just, it's like an immediate headache. Ooh, Daddy likes it. Champagne.

Daddy likes it. Yeah, we know you, but. I order it sometimes, yeah. We know you do. Next morning, got up early, went to breakfast at the restaurant there. I was bragging about this earlier. It's a top five. No, it's the best breakfast I've had in Austin in the last five years, maybe ever.

Damn. It was a great breakfast. Have you ever done moonshine brunch? I've done moonshine dinner. Moonshine brunch is elite. Really? Yes. Does that need to be on our list?

I would throw it on there. I haven't done it in a while. I assume it's still as good. So this place has a buffet that you can do the breakfast buffet or just order off the menu. And it's a good buffet. It's not like going to Vegas and it's like the gross... mass scrambled egg thing. They've got the chef there cooking up omelets. We just ordered off the menu, but I did scope it out. I was very happy. I went three egg omelet. We got pancakes as well and

split those. It was one of the best pancakes I've ever had. It was delightful. And I'm not even like a big pancake guy. We waited quite a bit for that food because they make it fresh. And I drank, they gave us the big carafe of coffee. I had four cups of coffee before the food even got there. I was on one. hit the pool afterward they've got the infinity pool that kind of overlooks the 18th green oh yeah i believe canyons oh yeah and uh that's a fun hole that's a real fun hole because you can go for it and two i've got the elevated green with like the hill up behind it so if you go long it'll kind of it's a fun it'll stop you you can really let one rip but yeah i just sat

there and drink dose of keys and watch guys play that hole that's two of keys two keys please uh what did we do after don't we get we had lake checkout went home uh mother-in-law was there watching the boys um and we uh yeah i watched ball i put ball on and uh yeah you know i watched tech utah uh the second half of that tech looking good utah just i don't know man I mean, I think tech is that, I think tech is good. They look good, man. They look good. And their backup came in, Will Hammond, right?

They put up, look good. Beat down on Utah. Yeah, it was closer. It was one that they kind of, at the end, they really pulled away. But it was close game through three, but Utah just didn't do anything on offense, which is what should concern you. Because you're kind of, you know, your classic Texas tech. You expect them to have a good offense, but, like, their defense is embarrassing. They finally have his defense looked good.

They're starting, what, like seven, eight transfers on defense, portal, portal guys. They had a big offseason. Yeah, they did. With the money they're spending, you know, it's national championship or bust. I don't know. I wouldn't go that far. But they look really good. It's a natter-your-bust for them is what I was told.

It's a big 12 championship or bust, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I would think so. Who do they running out there at Nutback? Look that up. It's some three-star kid out of Midland Lee. They got that Midland Lee nutback?

Yeah. Is it called Mill and Lee? It's back to, I believe they've changed it back. Okay. As of like a month ago. Good. Confusing. Eric Winston, Setti Benson, rest in peace.

That's right. That's right. What else? Dude, shout out to the sun devils. Arizona State just handed out beat downs to my teams. Last week, Texas State, Saturday night, went into Waco, great game, took the dove, walk off field goal. like Sam Levitt doesn't get the credit he deserves he's one of the best I would say he is

top two or three in the big 12 quarterbacks at the moment he got a lot of credit at the end of last season he did a lot and I feel like because they lost to Mississippi State 4 and oh Mississippi State might actually be good people like just for like ah sun devils not their years like no they're probably going to compete for the conference championship and they are very well coached and they don't make a ton of mistakes and uh They're good, man. They're a good team, but Dave Aranda just loses, losing big games, especially at home. It's a tough, tough scene.

I think Dabo will fit in nicely in Waco. One in three, Clemson? What's going on? I don't know. Like, really, what's going on? What's going on? That's a loaded roster. Yeah.

Loaded. They need to get their nutback. Their nutback is not performing. That is weird, dude. I can't explain it. disappointing team in college football. I think Syracuse is decent, but shit, like 34-14 at one point. Yesterday, I just got to watch another team get absolutely throttled at Cowboys, Scott.

It's like watching that game, the Cowboys do this and a lot, like, there's teams do this, and it's what teams that aren't very good do. when they have a game plan and that game plan goes out the window because of either injury or just circumstances like a turnover and they have to adjust midgame and they don't they can't they're helpless so Baylor does this but the Cowboys did this where it's like all right our offense is going to be all about kind of like control in the game control and time of possession ball control right mainly because our defense is really really really bad Cowboys go, they hold the Bears three and out first drive. You're thinking, oh, shit, defense figured it out a little bit, maybe, or they're playing the Bears.

Come down and have that fumble, uh, opening drive after they're moving the ball, and they get behind early. And then it's like, okay, then by the way, you lost C.D. Lamb for the whole game. And it's like, okay, well, now what? And your defense is in the wrong, like, no one, no one can watch that defense and think, like, this is the way. can think this is a team that can make the playoffs it was really nice not not a big football head here but uh it was just a nice final middle finger to iber flus fuck him the flus yeah it was so nice who i do kind of feel bad for because new coordinator comes in all right these aren't your guys this isn't your personnel oh by the way like your best player we're going to trade them like like a week before the season so he's like okay but like dudes are just not in the right place

it's terrible the secondary is all over the place i don't know if you watch that game but it's very very bad i watch some of it it's it's like embarrassing i feel bad for the guys on like in the secondary because like they're prideful players and like they're just look at each other like what are we doing it's it's very mistake laden and it sucks and luckily i had a t-ball game to attend uh that i didn't get to watch a second half although i was I kept looking down on my phone. It's just embarrassing. It's embarrassing times.

Iberfluse made mistakes, really? Crazy. Didn't have to deal a whole season with that last year. The combo of like your defense, like your first year coordinator with the team, not having his guys trying to introduce concepts that are in theory relatively foreign to these guys, although they're pro players, they should be able to pick it up. Combined with having zero pass rush is a bad, bad combination. watching your team your defense with zero pass rush is not fun because you're just like

well where's he going to go he's going to go deep oh the flea flicker cool little flea flick why not let's have some fun fuck around shout out to Caleb Williams kind of saved uh saved the bear season a little bit uh we had t ball at 615 a lot of fun the boys are getting better i'll say that first couple games tough we're getting outs we know uh we know uh we're We know where to make the throws. We're covering second base. We're hitting the ball. Looking like a real ball club out there, which is always fun.

Anyway, I guess that's all I've got on that. So I'll fuck off now. Any corking bats or steroids or anything? No. Sadly, no. Maybe some creatine, getting slipped into the water. But no, that's about it. Then that ends our weekend and fun.

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Let's talk Tokyo Muscle Mommies, Randy. I think you might like this. I think there's a part of your Tokyo trip that you didn't tell us about. I was quite aware of this bar. It's been viral like right before I went to, but I did not go to the Tokyo Muscle Mommies bar let me let me play this video for the for the folks at home here it just swall what it's just swall uh japanese women just slapping around guys slap it around literally slapping around guys what in the world is going on it's the muscle mommy you didn't know about this i i knew

about it i just didn't go i i mean you want to get knocked around a little bit I don't know, Tokyo is huge, huge city. It is very big. You just need a gimmick to stand out. And so this has been, I'm going to try to find some more videos because it is, it is hilarious. It's just like kind of power lifter, bodybuilder women that just. Slap tourists around it. They'll pick you up.

They'll carry you. They'll slide down the pole. They'll sit on your lap and just put you in a headlock. It's just, it's, I mean, I'm intrigued. Like, if there are a Muscle Mommy's Austin location, I'd at least like, stop in to see what it was about. Who you got? Will mommies or what muscle mommies and just a fight? In a fight? In a fight to the death. I love. I hate to see our will mommies take a beat down by. They're taking the owl. I just, sorry. I can't pick them here. I'm sorry. I mean, they're muscle mommies. We literally

just saw what these girls had and they could slap people around. Four and a half stars on a trip advisor. And yet you somehow left this out of your itinerary. I don't know exactly where it was. I mean, I'm not going to go there by myself. I would have gone there if I would have gone there. I was with a group of guys, be like, let's go to the muscle mommy's bar just for fun. But just going as a solo traveler, I don't know. It would have felt weird. Yeah, I'm reading a review of Muscle Girls Bar. This is from KR.

How it works. Upon arrival, you'll get muscle bucks, which is the key to unlocking the chaos. You can buy our own more throughout the night and use them for all sorts of activities. So you got to go acquire some muscle bucks before you can really get the. Okay. You can get the dramatic pole drop, the honeymoon carry. or even a full-on muscle girl slap. I've seen the honeymoon, Carrie.

It's hilarious. What is that like? I mean, like, how you would carry your wife out of the church. Like, they will, like, pick you up like a baby. Like, carry you. Okay, that's the one I would sign up for. I want to get carried around like a little baby. I would absolutely pay for that.

I want to get rocked. I don't necessarily want to get slapped. Those are not gentle slaps I'm seeing in this video. If you're there with your lady, you can even get the, this is only for ladies, the smush. You can get smush between two. muscle girls at once. So imagine you're there with Chels or I'm there with my wife and I send her up there to get a smush and she's just sandwiched between two muscle girls.

Hey, babe, I sign you up for a smush. I hope you're ready. That's what I got my wife for our 10 year. They're jacked, man. The reviews are great. Apparently this is like something you need to do. There you go. There's the... See, I'm doing that. I would love to get carried around a bar. Just feel like a little baby? Just a little baby just a big jacked japanese woman just carrying you around the bar i would have her i would i would refer like i get a little sippy cup to put my uh sake in and i'm just getting carried around i'm just drinking out of it i love this place oh okay here's a good one-star review it's from sasha muscle girls bar is okay to go to once it's unique kinky and one of the only places to go to

if you love muscular women don't go twice however if you're a repeat customer they treat you very badly like you're a creep or something. What? For example, my first visit, they told me I could request a hostess via DMing their Instagram account. I did that well in advance, yet was bait and switch with someone else. I got up and left because I only came for one hostess, the one I requested. So there was no point for me to stay any longer. I wasn't upset. Rather, just didn't want to sit through 80 minutes for a hostess that didn't care for me. The owner took this as a sign of disrespect, however, and banned me from Twitch chat after this. this, despite being the number one donor by far. Okay. This guy's a creak. Yeah.

This guy's absolutely a creed. Everything that he has said so far, I think they're justified. Like, oh, sir, you're a little too into this. Again, it says, I don't care about the lost money. I do care about the treatment of repeat customers, however. Again, good experience. Just don't go more than once. Yeah, I'm thinking that the muscle mommies have a different version of this guy's story. Dude, imagine weirding out the muscle mommies. That's like a major at all. Imagine having a favorite muscle mommy that you want to request her when you go in there. Who would you request, Randy? I don't, I don't know.

I don't know any of these young ladies' names. Yeah, that guy sounds pretty creepy, man. Dude, that's a, I honestly had not read that one yet. Yeah, there's another bar in, I think, Tokyo that is all Texas themed. And I think it's the number, like, two in the world of, like, buying Lone Star beer. Because they just, like, ship in a bunch of that. That's so sick. It's pretty cool.

It's like, I've seen. Did you go? go like i don't think it i think i looked it up and i don't think it was by anything but it was the all have cowboy hats on and shit like yeah the guy just came to texas once and he loved it and then like it's all it's like just going to a dye bar there's you know signs all over the place and there's music playing it's it's it looks cool as hell yeah they serve chili without beans and stuff yeah it looks like muscular women it really muscular people in general it's like a universal language everybody appreciates it yeah dude the reviews are just outstanding it looks

fun. I'm telling you, if this open in Austin, I think it would be a hit. I would go. I would go too. Just go get, like, what are you in the guys doing? I want to go get carried around a bar by a muscle money. Yeah, because it's not like, it's not, I mean, strip clubs, like, you know, there's a, there's an inherent scum factor to going to a strip club. No, I just want to get carried around. This isn't about that. This isn't about getting your rocks off. It's about, it's about fun. Unless you're a repeat customer. About getting knocked around by, by a muscle mommy, unless you're a repeat customer. In which case, we're starting to, there's a, you request Sarah every time. You're getting stricter scrutiny if you go through twice.

Sarah doesn't want to see you anymore. I would, I would much rather pay for my buddy to get, like, carried around the bar than paying for him to get a lap dance. That's what I'm saying. This is like in every man's strip club without the scum factor. Can I read you Louis G's review? It's five stars. Yes.

He said this is an essential Japanese experience. He says, what a strange place to be. I passed their chest-pressed challenge. You have to go fast, and you will have to lock your bones and take a brief rest in between sets without dropping the weight. I enjoyed the friendly and beautiful muscle girls. They crushed lemons on top of me, served huge drinks, and demonstrated their muscular abilities. Yeah, that's why you go, man. Dude, he passed the chest-press challenge.

I want to know what that chest-press challenge entails. That's the most important part of any trip to Tokyo is you have to earn the respect of the muscle mommies. but yeah i know that i've seen videos like they just like they just like work out and like do like pull-ups and stuff that's so sick god yeah god damn love it if i go back i'll go it's all you can drink like my phone dies and elissa's like it's it's 12 30 a m where's dave and she like she tracks you on she tracks me find friends or something and like she walks in the bar and i'm like on like some muscle mommy's back Just getting...

Just doing... Parade around. Yeah, I'm just doing shoulder press with the muscle mommies. I did it, Alyssa. I finally passed the chest press challenge. Yeah. You got to lock it out.

Guys are training to go there. Yeah. This is... Why don't we look into franchising this? This is a good idea for a bar. Yeah. What's your bar tab look like? Because, like, the wife's not going to...

She's like, yeah, okay. Go to the muscle bar. it's fine it's not a strip club if you go to yellow rose it's like what's your problem now there's no muscle monies there um oh we could have talked to have you seen the 58 year old guy who's coming back dude yes this is a story uh this is a last week story uh but it's the story of a guy 58 years old and this is one of my favorite tweets of all time if you could just read it, Randy. Division 3

Lycoming College has a 58-year-old freshman defensive lineman. In the 1980s, Tom Sillow, I'm assuming, quit high school football to do drugs, then worked for the city's streets and

Parks Department for 33 years. Now he's fulfilling his dream of being a college football player. He quit to do drugs? Yeah, they didn't have to do that. they could just you could just say party or just say he quit you didn't have to put the drug part in there as if it's some like major comeback story sorry coach i'm choosing drugs this season i'm off the team they they tried to get him to sign a pledge yeah he wadded it up and threw it back at

their feet that's right chasing the muff around he quit high school football to chase them off around to do drugs with wooderson does this guy get any playing time do we know much about his um i don't know if he's hit the field yet. I tried to look and I didn't see anything, but I will say he is an imposing figure. Imagine getting sacked by a 58-year-old man who used to do drugs. It's not a good look. I mean, like, I don't even think you need the used to do drugs part. Right. But yeah. Right. But that's why he quit football. You understand? Imagine he sacks you and he's just standing over you. He just flexes over you. He does the Alan Iverson stepover. he's like, dude, I'm 58, man. I'm fucking 58. I support this. Good for him.

I don't see how your body holds up. I don't either. At 41, I don't see how my body would hold up. And I'm significantly younger than this guy. I'm becoming more and more aware of inflammation. Just like when you just might get random aches and pains. And I'm like, is it diet? I know Tom Brady always talks about inflammation and how he eats non-acidic foods and stuff. And my body just feels like shit often. Like, there's just times where I'm just like, what is, what is this pain? Like, just stuff where I don't, I can't even fathom, not even like playing in a game, but like just going through training camp, just going through offseason work. Yeah. How do you do that? You hear football players talk about like the day after game.

It feels like they got in a car wreck the day before because like you're just, everything just hurts, you know, and they're 27. I will say, this guy's age. He looks pretty badass. He does. he does he looks like like a badass 58 year old he looks like the father of um the girl you're dating that you like are intimidated to me that's what he looks like yeah damn he really does like not like shine in your shotgun when you go over to visit no but like he doesn't he doesn't

need that gimmick he's like yeah what are your intentions with my daughter i was once told I was once reminded by a young lady's father that he owned a shotgun. I remember you telling us. He didn't pull it out. He didn't pull that thing out, but he did tell me. And I was like,

all right, sir, are you implying that you're going to murder me if I, if I cross your daughter in some way? I'm 16. You don't have to kill me. That whole thing is so ridiculous to me.

I love making fun of it. At the time, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. But it was just like, as I got older, oh that's like not like a normal thing like in fact if like that's your if you're that kind of dad to where like you like feel like you have to buck up you have a shotgun what are you going to do with it yes texas a lot of people what are you going to do with it many people have shotguns are you

going to put a hole in my chest you're going to hit me what's your what are you implying here sir you're going to fucking dick cheney me i have a shotgun just little bird shot in the butt please don't use it on me yeah please don't i just i have you know have a crush on your daughter going out on dates that they're going well and here's the thing like dude like you just you just let me know so like that's what you just said to me like if like two months from now you do put put a couple rounds in me like that's not going to look good in front of a jury that you are like just kind of threaten me you know i was i was thinking about cheating on your daughter but now that you said this i'll straighten out you know what i was going to bread

crummer for the next six months not anymore you know up until this moment i was a huge piece of shit but now that you told me that you are weaponized i'm now choosing to respect your daughter from here on out things are going to be different in fact we're going to go to pf changs right now pf changs used to be a day spot dude oh yeah speaking of diets and chain restaurants i've got my most important part of the weekend i had the doritos loco's cool ranch dorido we weren't speaking of diets and chain restaurant you were talking about inflammation and stuff and then pf changs dude y'all should have asked me when i said asked me a question about my damn weekend you should ask me what i ate because i fucking went and ate wing stop yesterday yeah i want to

to get tumbled 22 today. Dave said, no, I can't go back to back. We're not. We can't go back. I can't. I went so hard on Wingstop yesterday. That ranch is so good. Hey, Wingstops back. I thought they had gone downhill. It was really good. And they have a new location right by us, too, so it's super easy to get. Which one you're talking about? Oh, the one right off MoPack. That's the one, yeah. Yeah, I used to have to go all the way, kind of like I buy I-35, but this one's relatively new. I had chili last night. Ninety-four degrees to be damned. okay homemade

dude chelce makes great chili yeah for you know being a california girl I assume they don't do chili great out there I don't maybe they do

I don't know it's like chili is universal although I do think of like the best chili is probably I don't know if it's Texas but if it's not Texas it's like some Midwesterners wearing like a hoodie

to a football game when I think California cuisine I think Fish tacos and breakfast burritos. Yeah, it's pretty much, yeah, because it's like the two things I've had there. I'm like, that's all they do. Although, you know, the tri-tip famously originated out there. Is that right?

That's something they, I learned that in my research. I forgot that you and I bumped into each other Super Bowl, picking up Wingstop at that Wing Stop this past Super Bowl. Yeah. It was super packed. It was super packed. No, I got a little teary-eyed. True story yesterday at Wingstop.

I was sitting in there waiting on my wings, 20 piece, up to four flavors with a large fry. And this woman came in. She had two boys with her to her two sons. And they were older. Come to find out they were 13 and 10. But I was just watching them. And the oldest son had a baseball uniform on. And like the kid brother was like just kind of a menace.

And I was just kind of watching them. And I was, I started talking to her because I was like, what's their age gap? Because I assumed it was about what Rhodes and Sam's. age gap is. And I was just like, oh, man, that's so cool. She was just talking to me. She's like, oh, yeah, it doesn't get any better. She's like, she's like, they're going to be at each other for the next forever. But she's like, it's wouldn't trade it. So we were just talking about our kids. And it was, it was just a nice heartwarming wing stop moment. Then I went home and ate 13 wings. Thirteen. Yeah. That's a nice story. It was.

Dry or what? I went original hot, uh, Korean barbecue. honey hot and then garlic parmesan four different you can get up to four different flavors this isn't an ad read it should be

Wingstop does have some pretty good deals it was a good deal man and their fries are better than they should be their fries are always I enjoy them

but they're so different it's like they put a little sugar on it yeah they're like a little sweet and don't hate it I don't need that I don't need sugar

on my fries yeah just a little bit don't need it just a little bit silent killer man Dude, imagine, oh, my God. You know the muscle mommies aren't eating that shit.

They're even perfect. I'm going to become sugar bay. I'm just going to grow on stuff. Don't be sugar on stuff. You know, oh, and Dylan's not looking, you're going to shug up his lunch? Yeah. That's fighting words right there. Oh, my God, dude.

Why did these hard boiled eggs taste so sweet all of a sudden? Dylan, Randy, it doesn't take a lot. You're not going near my hard boils, dude. I've been putting sugar on Dylan's lunch for the last two years. he's got diabetes he's got it i get diabetes at the end of it oh my god uh speaking of speaking of what i was making sure our next uh ad read wasn't uh like some kind of hell shit i was like oh wait a minute what you're like yeah no dude the way i get my kicks it's not sugar it's underdog fantasy oh we man i i have so much fun fun playing under

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Are we going to skip that? She's a barstool personality, I believe. Is she? I believe so. Okay. But this provided some good office discussion of what bar tabs used to look like in college. And it kind of got me thinking, like, I wonder how much I spent on booze my senior year of college. My senior year, you know, that's when you tend to.

go your hardest. I know some people kind of like slow down, take it seriously, disappear for a bit. I did the opposite. Yeah. Well, we were talking about how in San Marcos, if you wanted to go out on a Thursday night, you could go out and get absolutely lit up for like $12.

That's not an exaggeration. No, the $2 you call it's on Thursday night at the tavern in San Marcos. You could do exactly that. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. And if you went hard, like the nicest bar in San Marcos at the time, it's not there anymore, Jay's Bistro was like kind of an upscale bar, piano bar.

if you went there and went hard and like started ordering drinks like shots for for your friends you might have like a $75 bar to or something but yeah this young lady uh she said she did her senior year she estimates estimated at 60 to 70k on bars come to find out this is a lot of table service a lot of uh and she was inviting all of her friends like she was covering tabs for her friends that's a lot we assume her dad just had it like that and just let her go crazy with her credit card and nothing mattered. Yeah. This is wild.

Yeah, that's hard to do. It's really hard to do. Brett said she went to Indiana. Yeah, so she went to IU? Oh, yeah, that's, I mean, it's Bloomington. It's just a college town. It's like, I could see you doing it here in Austin if you go to a bar, like regular, you know, city bars.

But even, yeah. Campus bars aren't crazy. I don't think. I'm not. I was curious, like, how many, if you, if you're a UT kid and you're really social, Greek life, all that, when you go. go out? Are they going to college bars? Like, what are the actual, what are the college bars and what are like the, or are they going West Sixth? I mean, there's not really, I think Canaan Ables doesn't even exist anymore. That was the only one campus. I mean, I might be wrong on that, but that was like the only one. I think you're right. Canaanables forever had, on Tuesday nights, they had dollar long necks. We used to go. And it was sick. Do you remember we took a bus there? Didn't we go on a grand ex bar crawl? That's right. We did. It was during the day. Yeah. It was on like a Friday. It was there. Yeah, they had Tuesday,

Daughter Long Night Night Night and it was just packed with people. I think the majority, like, when I see kids that are in college, I think the majority of them are going to, like, upstairs at Beauforts or they're going to the ranch? That seems like the two bars that are always, like, filled with college.

That's if they venture over to West Six. I mean, closer to Canvas, I think they have a ton of options. Like what? I don't fucking know. Like, yeah, I don't know if they really do. I've been a ranch in like seven years. And bars just not for me.

Yeah. I hated that bar even when I was like young enough to go to the room it's the it's the youngest of west sixth which is an older demographic i think i think the move now for college i think i think buckets buckets is like the way to go i think you could still get good deals on buckets even though booze flation is real i think you could still get good deals on buckets and i think that's what you do but even my my worst day i remember my mom she would like she would ask me she'd be like what did you like she would see that i spent what i spent money on and she would see that i had spent like i had like i remember one very big like

eighty dollar jays bistro tab yeah and it was because we weren't we weren't just drinking beers jays you kind of felt like you were you felt classy even though you weren't you're still white trash um and you had like a table in front of the piano bar and like you're tipping the guy i feel like you could get away 80 bucks was high never it never really triple did no it's funny to think about though how much you spent on booze in college senior year though senior year was a different animal you were in austin senior year i was saying nance did you go out a lot no i did not good for you probably saved a lot of money no i did not yeah that is a hard do i was saying that one of my fraternity brothers there's like thing called a century club meaning

that you spent a hundred dollars in one night at brothers bar and like he had he went into a night planning on trying to do that so he was just telling everyone oh you want to drink put it on my tab because you wanted the shirt okay yeah sure thanks bud yeah but like it took an effort to do like to just get 70k on a year that's did you do the did you do the slow it down senior year thing where like you don't show up to anything you just pop out like maybe once every couple weeks uh absolutely not if a then we put the pedal to the metal and i think i went on a three month bender with all my senior buddies and we just miss a night of drinking yeah it was pretty bad see that that it's either one or it was either that or like you do the thing like

there was some people that you really liked that they just kind of disappeared they were probably in like serious relationships which made sense but like senior year man do you got to you got to get in there yeah no my floor of the fraternity was all seniors and fifth years so it was always one night someone just go bars and it was like all right i guess it's a tuesday let's go get uh you know Taco Tuesday at 308. Did you live at the house in your year? Yeah. Oh, okay.

That's different. That's a completely different thing. Our house, which you've seen, it wasn't like a nice house. There was like six people who lived there. It was torn down famously a few years back. RIP. RIP. We'll be in San Marcus here in a couple Tuesdays, a few Tuesdays going down for that old

GMB game. Again? I don't really know. It's in October. I know that. I'm so in for that. I'm excited. Haven't been a while.

Cats, dude Cats 3 and 1 Only lost us to a good Arizona State team It's funny We're texting Because Texas State put a beat down On Nichols State

I remember when we were in school It was like that was a game A competitive game Absolutely And we just talked about Last week when we were doing Ball Heavy Thursday Like how we're not a program

It's like you expect to Blow out teams You can't really expect that And how miserable that is If you to watch a game like that It can be infuriating If you're, you know But yeah, T State looking good.

There's this video that I can never find, but I think maybe you guys post on Tfm, maybe Barstle way back in the day, but it was this kid, he gets to check and he's a college kid, he just goes, $30? Who's going to pay for that? And it's like, it was just like, oh, buddy, that is not an expensive bar tab, but it was just so funny how put it off he was because he was very clearly a college kid. And that was an extremely high bill for him. $30, $30, dude.

Used to go a long way. All right, let's run it back, get out of here. Burn it back, of course, this segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Dave's mic fell off the stand as we went live, and it was kind of funny. Dylan had put his foot in his mouth when talking about the sweatshirt, Randy, gave his mom, Arch got his nut back. Dave looked like Shaboozy on Friday. That's not cool.

We left Dave out to dry on his weekend. and in fun. Also not cool. He wanted us to ask him about dinner so he could tell us about Wingstop. He got four different flavors. And finally, boostflation is real. And that concludes run it back.

What are we going to do for lunch? I don't know. Okay. Nice. I want to do Tumble 22, but he's not doing it. Tommy. He's not doing it. Like, Tom.

You want to Terry Blacks? Yeah. I don't. All right, we're going to Terry Blacks. We'll go to Black Sheep. All right. We'll see y'all tomorrow for circling back on

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