Circling Back - Connor's Wedding & Uranus

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defriest to my left david ruff just gonna kick it off by saying it 364 days until the masters it's not even accurate i just looked it up that's what it said oh google it how many days you know what i'll be all right i guess it starts a little bit later next year yeah oh dude you dude don't question me on the masters because you know i didn't look it up it's my freaking brand didn't look it up oh man what a time yeah i'm gonna go ahead get out in front of it i'm super nasally today and i apologize i'm gonna do better going forward. I got the Navaj loaded up.

We're just going to do better in a lot of areas and the nasal passages, that's one of them. Do you feel like you're cooking because you're on that pseudo? I just pulled a hair out. What the fuck? There was a Brit in your hair. It was in my hat. Oh, I had that problem.

You're on that pseudo. Yes, I am. No, I found out after I was taking the allergy pill with decongestant every day for a number of years that it significantly lowers your IQ. So, no. Yes, while I am juiced up, like jackeded up, I don't feel, I feel less intelligent. So, you're going to hear some dumb shit from me. It lowers your IQ temporarily? I don't know.

Hopefully not long term. Because, I mean, look, I'm doing this now. So, maybe. You do seem pretty stupid today. I'm on my dumb boy shit. Okay. So, I hope y'all can pick up the slack on the smart stuff dude this city is so fucking sick when it's cold outside everything shuts down and no one has water right when it's

warm outside it's too hot to even like play golf sure and then during those other seasons in between those times it's so bad that you can't even go outside like dude i fucking love it here this is so sick there's about 15 days that you can go outside and like be like you know what this is pleasant and beautiful and i don't feel terrible yeah i i saw like a week i i saw like a little break in like the shitty weather in the weather app and i was like oh man i'm gonna go buy a new chair for our patio so I can sit outside. I can read a book. Maybe I can even watch a movie on the iPad. No.

I get home with it and I put it out there and I'm like, man, this looks so good. I can just set this up and it's such a chill sitch back here. And then I sit out there all afternoon. I'm feeling so good about myself. then for the next week i just am having an allergy attack that's just punching me in the face everywhere i go going outside yeah yeah can i ask you a question can i ask you to make a uh take a pledge today not a pledge but an actual pledge pledge a pledge if you do if you do read a book out there will you take a photo and post it on your story where it's like the book and so people know that you're reading? Nothing better.

Make sure you're on at least page like 150. Yeah, nothing better than somebody posting their book from the beach on page one. Wow. Take it back. Wow, you did it. Do you think most people read just they can tell people they read? I'm going to call out Flounder because he once, on spring break, brought a salty piece of land by Jimmy Buffett to the beach.

I was like, we're not hanging out. We're on spring break. You're not going to be reading. That's so Flounder. It's frat. I mean, look, it's frat. He wasn't Key West recently, but still. Speaking of Keys,

Dylan Chivory. That's a cocaine ref. That's cool. Hey, I don't mean to yam on y'all, but allergies don't really hit me in the springtime. In the fall, though, I leak from every hole in my body. Not every hole. Jesus. That's not allergies, dude.

All the holes north of my collarbones. Yeah, that's called pre. Yeah, no, no, no. But like all these holes, my face holes, my head holes. Don't call them face holes. I leak from those in the fall time, but I'm pretty good right now, man. It's pretty nice. What is it right now?

Is it oak? Don't know. Don't care. I think it's oak. Maybe oak, elm, maybe a little cedar, a lot of mold. A lot of pollen floating around too i see i've gotten to the point where it's like why it doesn't matter what it is i know like i feel like ass i don't know yeah anyway yeah i'm very happy to be here feeling good why'd you yam

on us i just felt like yamming give me the rock you know look out below can you explain to can you explain to everybody tell your tell your father what you did can you explain to everybody why we are recording about an hour late today yeah that's on me um your boy was a very tired boy last night he had a not a wild weekend but a full one and i was tired and so I went to bed and didn't watch Succession, episode four, three. Three. Episode three, season four. And so I had to watch it this morning. And so for that reason, we are a little bit delayed and that's on me. I'm sorry. Had it been any other episode from this season, episode one or episode two,

I would have been like, yeah, whatever. Turns out it was a fairly important episode. Yeah. No spoilers, but it was a trademark episode in the Succession lineage. It was, yeah, influential. Before we get started today, we've got some major announcements to drop on the TL for you guys. First and foremost, we are right now and always doing a free 14-day trial for new patrons. Head over to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast to get two yes i said two free sorry two episodes uh additionally a week tomorrow we will be doing touching based a conspiracy podcast where we each pick one

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no i asked him what it was because i didn't know and he goes if you have to ask what did you say what is it randy stand up if you have to ask you probably don't know enough that's how that works that's why i asked yeah that's the whole point of asking it's a cool shirt that's all i was asking titans titans yeah that's not some nerd shit i don't i'm not on that wave i don't think it's nerd shit randy i think that you have niche interests that we should appreciate dylan's wearing a dolly llama t-shirt today yeah that's not funny dylan won't ask he won't stop asking us to suck his tongue in the studio i saw the headline five minutes before we hit record and i'm still trying to put the pieces together in my head of what happened yeah i saw what happened my my my thing was uh my thing was

like seeing the apology from the dalai lama which i didn't like i didn't know the dalai lama had a twitter account was he hacked uh and the the apology does not indicate how bad that video actually looks does he do numbers on twitter i don't know do you think he does who do you think does better numbers on twitter the pope or the dalai lama it's gotta be the pope right oh yeah after he got that puffy fit off? Shit. It was fate. I know. I know. Yeah. Unbeknownst to me.

Did you think all the other presidents, and I know the Pope's not the president, but did you see all the photos of the former presidents wearing the puffy coat too? No, I don't. Yeah. No. They hit him with that same puffy coat. Okay. Abe Lincoln hit it the hardest. Dalai Lama, not our person of the week.

Just putting that out there now right surprised he's still alive do you remember like when he would sit on the side of the stage at Beastie Boys concerts because like they were like big free Tibet

guys and like you'd look over and there'd be monks and the Dali Lama like just watching the Beastie Boys do sabotage that's a thing that happened.

I'm kind of surprised he's still rolling. Yeah. A little pivot here. Did you guys see Trump's Easter message to everybody? World War III? Well, that was after he said, Happy Easter to all. Oh, okay. Did you see it i i

almost followed up my happy easter tweet with a world war three tweet but it's a big it's a big chunk of text i'm just gonna read like one the first line okay uh happy easter to all including those that dream endlessly of destroying our country because they are incapable of dreaming about anything else and then he goes on so that's cool how many Bud lights did you drink over the weekend you got a problem with Bud Light no I'm just asking you a question I actually did have one yesterday hell yeah just a little masters a little little Bud Light yeah I had one went over to the my dad's house he's a he's a domestics guy can I ask you a question since I know you didn't watch succession on time did you watch any of the masters i did quite a bit of it okay you're gonna have to re-watch

before too much where do uh kid rock mike tyson donald trump and uh what's his name dana dana white dana white where do those guys fall in your nightmare or dream bullet rotations oh that tweet would have done numbers. Still could do it. I don't know. I don't know. I want anyone out there, anyone out there who thinks about Kid Rock regularly like I do, I want you all to go back and watch some old interviews of him on some NBC programs from,

like, I don't know, probably 10 years ago at this point. See how this guy has changed. what a pivot this guy has made people think that he's always been like what he's doing right now he hasn't no no he he is moving like snakes to quote uh the the the goat not the goat dude will from uh love island i want to know more about this kim character on love island season three i'm so glad that you've started watching Love Island Season 3. Can you see early signs as to why I so much enjoy watching Kim

from Season 3 on the television? Is he your goat? How do you spell that? He is my goat. K-E-M. It's weird, Dave. I don't really know what it's short for or anything, but he's my guy.

I still follow him on the Grom, which I can't say for a lot of these other Love Islanders. When he dropped that line on my head the other night, I couldn't believe what I was watching. He's just an innocent boy who's only slept with 28 people. Tell the line. So they played Never Have I Ever. And during the game, this girl that he's interested in admitted to sleeping with two guys in one night. And he was a little

taken aback by this and so he's having a conversation with another young lady subsequent to that game and he says, I gotta be honest, I'm like an innocent little boy. I've only slept with like 28 girls. I was influenced by

early bird when i watched this but i lost my when i watched it i was laughing uncontrollably the guy is what like 23 years old he's only slept with 28 women like he's such an innocent little he's basically a virgin if we're being honest 28. it's rookie numbers what are you doing yeah if we're being honest. 28? Rookie numbers. What are you doing? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I got to watch that season. And he's ripping a cig, too, while he's talking about it. Shout out, Cam. Before we get into today's episode, what? Let's talk about our friends over at Roback. Backer 20 for 20% off everything at Roback.

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you're going to look like a total narp out there on the golf course or anywhere else that you are. That's true. I enjoy wearing their golf polos to the pool. Get a little splash splash on there. Dries out immediately. Don't look at me like I'm wearing them in the pool. If it a pool day though you can wear a moisture wicking polo i just want to i want a polo in the pool guy yeah what that would be a weird move i didn't i know what you

meant now i do so we're good the fact that you defaulted to me swimming in a polo shirt is weird i mean that's kind of exactly what you said so they got joggers they got qz's they got hoodies hey rowback.com use backer 20 backer 20 rocking my washed media row back it's time for this weekend and fun recap style dylan start with you what you get into this weekend? Ooh, thanks for asking. I had quite the weekend. Friday night. No, unfortunately, no parks Friday or Saturday. So Friday, Bay stepped out with some friends, and I stayed home, and I drank a little wine. I watched Airplane.

Like the movie from your childhood? Yep. Your dad's favorite movie. I watched Airplane. Your dad likes Airplane. I'm a big Leslie Nielsen guy. Think you know that about childhood? Yep. Your dad's favorite movie. I watched Airplane. Your dad likes Airplane. I'm a big Leslie Nielsen guy. Think you know that about me? No. Yeah, it was fun.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Yeah. Yeah, I watched that. Pretty classic scenes in that. And I finished The Last of Us as well. Ooh. I finished the first season of The Last of Us, I should say. Good time.

Saturday, I went to this birthday party for two two-year-olds. It was fine. I'm just kidding. It was a great time. It was fine. It was master-steamed, had some pimento cheese, had some transfusions, yucked it up with the squad. It was a fun time, man.

It was a good little party. And then Saturday, you're not going to like this this dave saturday evening you know what i did no i don't i played a i played my za card again i'm getting i'm getting i know i'm supposed to be you've been excommunicated from the pizza community yeah dylan dylan at this point has completely started a different like sector of people who just are completely unhinged. You're like the sovereign citizens of the pizza world. You cannot be governed.

Want the Flo's wine bar for the first time? Yeah. Pizza's pretty good. The pizza looks like the only reason I would show up there at this point because it is the most overrun place in Austin, Texas. Where's this at? It's on 35th Street. 38th? 38th Street.

Okay. Close to me. And it's just popping? Yeah. It's a very popular spot. It's counter service, by the way. There's no wait staff.

By the way, the way they do it, they have, you order the pizza and the way you order your wine or beer, they're two different counters. You got to wait two different lines to get – Yeah, I recently had someone also go at 7 p.m. on a Friday night to this place and they stopped selling pizza because there was too much of a demand. Well, that's – you don't want to see that. Well, that's – you don't want to see that. So I'm going to need this place to take all the money that they're clearly making from all the people that go there every day. I'm going to need them to figure out an online reservation system and I'm going to need them to hire some waitstaff and employ some people in the area. Okay.

Yeah, be a job creator. Before I'm all in. You're still figuring it out, I think. Dude, all signs point to this place being an absolute mess, even though it looks absolutely delightful. I think it's going to be your scene. Once they really dial in the process, look out. I've done two drive-bys, and both times I've been like, You shot the place up twice. Nah.

Like, there's just too much going on at this place. Did you kill anybody? No. No, there's no, I mean, I'm not going to kill like innocent patrons. Like, that's rude. Yeah. Shout out to all the patrons

out at Augusta. And all the patrons who pay for our premium content as well. Did you see the young lady making the rounds who was standing behind Brooks and John Raw?

What was her deal? What was she laughing about? I don't know, but everybody... There's some people who posted videos, like everybody's obsessed with her. Green hat?

Green hat, yeah. Yeah. Is this a horny obsession that people are having? Oh, see, I was more confused as to her reaction. I couldn't tell if she was really excited to be behind those two, just because, like, holy shit, I was just standing here, and these two just stood in front of me. Yeah.

It worked out for her. Shout out to her family. I think she owes Patrick Cantlay a little thank you. Jeez. He's the new siphon. Dude, Sam Bennett deserves just as much hatred as Cantlay. He's slow too. Dude, before every shot he hit, he looked at the hole 10 times.

That's true. Not even exactly. I mean, it's ridiculous. What, Dylan? Sunday, i watched the masters and had a little uh easter dinner at the at my dad's let me guess you had pizza no pot roast it's different okay okay that's it go ahead you got high with your dad on easter no no uh it's a beef dish oh so

you weren't smoking pot. No, no. Do you understand the confusion? Sure. Yeah. Little Davey boy? Friday, we went to an event over at Skinny's Off Track. I forgot to mention that. You did.

I didn't. What's your problem, dude? Shout out to our new friends at Clubby's for their beverages and for having us. Went there and honestly laid low until the birthday party the next day. 4 o'clock the next day, that is. Where I had 2.5 transfusions. And yeah, that did it. That was it.

Went home, immediately took an early bird. Was in bed fairly early after the UFC card ended, like 11.45. So I guess that's not early at all, actually. I take that back. Anyway. Dude, the style bender? Dude, save that take for too much dip but yeah style bender did you watch he bends style yeah he doesn't get randy gets it randy understands the anime guy stuff

uh i had a good time had a good time at the at the party shout out to uh fritz and bain for their respective birthdays. Sunday, man, after an all-time bad viewing experience on Saturday for the Masters, Sunday was delightful. Woke up, as soon as I woke up, the guys were already on the course. Rolled right into that. Had to battle with my son over TV. Wanted to watch Mickey Mouse. I was like, it's the Masters. And I was like, you know what?

I'll just go to the back. So he won. He won. I went to the back. Hey, there's a new alpha in that house. He's been the alpha. He kind of runs things. We did a real – so he had an Easter egg out when we were back home

with my parents last weekend we did easter with them then so we did kind of a half-ass easter egg hunt meaning we just hid hid them hid in quotes uh in our front yard and they were very easy to find he found them very quickly but it was it was it was delightful uh watch succession let that sink in we'll talk about that in a bit but uh yeah it was it was very much a low-key weekend we did uh we did yagi's pizza friday yeah yagi that's a blast from the past that used to be the grand x special i used to fuck with yagi's it's it's a good new york slice it's i'm not saying it's home slice but it is a adequate new york style pizza i once had uh i once had someone who was a uh i don't know what they were at that

time maybe an intern maybe a part-time employee at grandex who said and i don't want to expose them by saying this but they essentially said yeah i kind of think the company's not doing that well because we just had yagi's for our catered lunch today. Everybody liked it. Those people. I was like, damn, I didn't know Yagi's had that stank on it. He wasn't around for the – I don't remember what that place that would cater. The fact that we still did it, honestly, is shocking. But toward the end there, it was just kind of like cafeteria

food which is hey we were thankful for the lunch but yeah i liked y'all yeah we can't bite the hand that feeds no but we can talk about that retroactively you can you could have just done a tray full of schlotzky sandwiches so we could have lunched and learned at the same time that time for my birthday i had uh breakfast delivered for everybody i went off y'all were so excited remember that you got to choose on your birthday you got to pick or maybe you didn't oh i definitely definitely never got to pick i don't think i but dude i didn't even get birthday emails i'm asked that that brekkie button one year one year no one even sent a birthday email about me that hurt that hurt yeah

t-man likes to remind people when uh they sent out an email of mine and like nobody responded and I responded replied all I forgot this happened I just said thank you everyone for the birthday wishes there was a time where you're gonna get a fire gif I got tired of those things after a while I think we all they got old it did my first day working at the company was a day when someone had a birthday and the amount of emails that came through with dumb gifs uh wishing someone a happy birthday all i could think was like dude this is too much i don't care but a lot of dumb gifts too and i i remember sorry it just depends on how you know yeah how you look at it you're kind of the patrick cantlay of the show right now you're stunting momentum i don't know man he siphoned hove's momentum he's

the new siphon i'm sorry will dude that's fine that's fine can't lay you stink baby boom i had a very similar weekend uh i had i had a family member in town, my cousin Dana. She's a... She dips her toe into being a backer. I wouldn't say she's a total backer. She dips her toe into being a backer. I grew up with her. I've been close with her forever.

When she comes into town, I kind of drop everything to make sure that we're hanging. We hit the hottest new restaurant in town, Bartlett's, for dinner on Friday. You know your boy went with that. I did something crazy. I did something crazy. I played my meat card.

Ooh. Dave plays his meat card twice a day. Really? If you know what I'm saying. On a good week, yeah. I ended up getting a steak sandwich. It was very delightful. I did get a side of hors I ended up getting a steak sandwich. It was very delightful. I did get a side of horseradish for that steak sandwich.

I did not go loaded baked potato, Dave. I know that's a miss for me. But based on the heavy apps that we had, it didn't make sense for me to have to upgrade those French fries with my sandwich to a loaded baked potato. That's fine. Did you get it Scotty style? I thought about getting the sandwich Scotty style,

but it was still unclear what that actually means. It was hard last question did the horseradish did it hit it did was it like a put down the sandwich for a second like and just recover i'm a horseradish veteran so it takes a lot of horseradish for me to like get blown away but this one i had to take a couple breathers in between love that yeah yeah and uh yeah i got home on friday i was a little little buzzed after two glasses of cab and i had two giant boxes waiting for me at home you know what those boxes were new record player and some speakers oh i thought you're gonna jump right into an ad read no so much much to the uh chagrin of my wife i decided to bust that stuff out around 10 p.m and uh give it a little test run while she was sleeping.

It didn't go over great, but it sounded great. It sounded real nice. I understand the hype now. So I'm very excited to get on that journey. I have a question regarding the party on Saturday for my son. Okay. How are the transfusions? Very good.

How do you guys make your own transfusions at home? Because this became a very polarizing thing. I don't. And honestly, I'm not even sure what exactly is in a transfusion. Dave, how do you make it? What's on your ingredient list for a transfusion? So I will typically, I don't make them often, but like the ideal transfusion is made,

you see it on the golf course. They might do it with Welch's grape juice. There's obviously lime, vodka, ice, soda water. Your answer right there is what I needed to know. Okay? But I have to say, I do prefer it with a sugar-free Gatorade in lieu of grape juice. I thought – I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe it's the golf courses I've played. Maybe it's just my inexperience with transfusions overall.

I thought they were always made with purple Gatorade. I thought that's what they were made with. I thought that was intentional because it's already got like enough sweetness from the ginger ale, stuff like that. And so I told Sally to go get purple gatorade well suddenly suddenly everyone all hell broke weighed in and like i just was getting burned at the stake so what were they saying and that welch's grape juice is what you're supposed to do with i truly only thought i thought it was gatorade play is it soda water is it ginger ginger ale ginger i said soda water it's's ginger ale, yeah. Man. That's a high sugar. Are you Vernors or Canada Dry?

A lot of sugar. I think for this, you go Canada Dry. Vernors might have a little too much bite. You hear what I said? It's a lot of sugar. That's what I said, too. We don't care. You had pizza six days last week.

But it was one of those moments where like – Silent killer. It was like the Mandela effect. Like everything I knew up to that point was proven wrong and everyone else made me feel like I was the dumbest person in the world. And I was like, Oh, okay.

I guess we're going with Welch's grape juice now. Yeah. I think, I think the Gatorade thing, that was the first time I ever had a transfusion was on the golf course. And the, the young lady did not have grape juice. So we made it with that.

And I thought it was really good and i didn't have the added sugar silent killer so i don't know but they were good i mean yours i mean i would not have had two and a half i had two i had zero i to be honest i protested the transfusions after transfusion gate they were tasty. I went with the Miller Lights in the cooler that no one knew existed around the corner. I had a beer, too, and I had a little rose. I kind of got into one. Yeah, be careful, dog.

Yeah. I hate that I had to blow up that entire case of Bud Light that I was going to bring over. I had some Tannerite and some high-powered rifles, and I just decided to to blow it up you did it at your home then i videoed in austin i put it on i put it on the internet because that's how mad i was freaking pissed first yeti now these guys yeti people were blowing up their yeti coolers like six years ago i thought you couldn't do that because like they were like indestructible it turns out a little the right amount of c4 or tannerite will do it they're bear proof they are bear proof man the you know the reason i don't drink bud light because it tastes like fucking piss oh i will take miller light and coors light over bud light i think

just on taste i would do on taste alone as far as like yeah like bud lights uh bud lights taste for me is is not what miller light is the people pulling up how many um different beverages are actually owned by that company it's pretty funny it's like oh you gotta stop drinking all of this stuff too it's really a lot of people are scrambling to figure out what what they can't drink right now then the ones who switch from bud light to coors light then they like uh hold on they've actually uh they've done a lot of uh campaigns similar to the one bud light did so uh what's left the mountains are blue it's true yeah we should get some they should just do a Vortex bottle and hope that people just forget about everything.

That'll bring everybody back. Actually, I don't really. I kind of hope no one forgets what's happening right now. That'll bring everybody back. You can drink it quicker. Dude, there's all these snowflakes out there that are just going to be offended by everything, just blowing up their Bud Light.

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Man. You know, a lot of people, they come to our podcast for kind of the business side breakdown of Succession, I'd say. But I think today we kind of have to make things a little more personal based on what happened in last night's episode. I'm going to put my hand up. It was a long weekend of social activities, of doing things, of just generally being engaged with a lot of people and last night i completely forgot it was even on around 9 15 as a as an episode of the challenge was uh winding down sally looked at me and she goes we're just not doing succession tonight oh i was like oh shit you gotta toss that on yeah alissa walked in and i was re-watching the masters start to finish

because i fucking love the Masters. She's like, are we going to do a succession? I was like, yeah, babe, after I see who won. She's like, you watched this earlier. I was like, yeah, but you got to really let it sink in. I don't believe that happened. That's how much I love it. Yeah, I just watched it.

Yeah, we know we're with you. So the show itself is about who will take over the company once the father either retires or passes away. The patriarch of the family. And last night- Should we tell people to skip ahead? Did you already do that part? If you're listening to a podcast that's talking about an episode of Succession that happened last night and you haven't already skipped ahead, you might want to do that. Yeah. Give us, I don't know, 10 minutes maybe? Just go to the episode description and look at when we start our next segment.

That's a better idea. And in three, two, one, spoiler time, Logan died last night. He gone. Thoughts, immediate reactions. Let me ask y'all this question. How far into that whole storyline did you, how long did it take for you to believe that he was actually dead?

Zero time at all for me because I saw a tweet from DJ Bean. Credit to DJ. Credit to DJ. No spoilers in this tweet. But I knew that something of gravity happened because he said that he is glad that he waited to take his edible until after the episode instead of before the episode which told me something fucked up happened yeah i knew it was it was real pretty early on um i don't know just something about the way tom was delivering the

message it was he was like shook tom's always a little shook but he was extra shook last he was uh it was it was an interesting way of it to happen kind of out of nowhere during an episode that you're mentally set up to see something else monumental happen which would be a wedding it felt uh so real like it was an extremely well-acted episode but the way it all transpired it felt like i don't know it's just like that's exactly how i all the all those conversations would happen i think in a situation like i had one issue i had one issue with how things transpired if this happens and connor is talking to the the nice young lady about the cake situation, don't you immediately just grab him and drag him into the other room instead of take two steps away from the cake lady and then be like, hey, by the way, we got some news for

you. Yeah. I think my biggest takeaway is how genuinely sad all the kids were. Yeah. That their tyrant,rant terrible awful father passed away and like they didn't have good relationships with them at all none of them did and they were all like extremely upset still i kind of thought that this would i originally thought that this would happen way sooner in the series than it did and i got to the point where i didn't think it was going to happen at all even in season one his health was very much called into

question first episode first episode i thought the end well the first episode also featured roman having an entire family are you guys remember this roman had an entire family in the first episode of succession that family is no longer in in the show at all and not even like referenced at all correct he's sending dick pics to jerry weird and just that weird the actually i accidentally hit play on season one episode one the other day i was trying to start season four yeah it starts with logan pissing in a closet or something because he's like so disoriented. I did the same thing the other day. Did you?

Yes. I was like, oh my gosh, he's been like kind of old all along. Yeah, it seemed like something that was going to happen at the end of season one. And like now that they've done this, I'm like, okay, I kind of get why it's going to be four seasons now. We're going to get an actual answer at the end of this because there's no choice but to allow this to happen.

Yeah, the power vacuum. I told Alyssa before the season, and this is me patting myself on the back as I do often, I thought he would die this season. Did not see it coming last night because I knew that we could see the power vacuum that happens afterward would be insane television and a great way to end the show uh that being said it took me a couple minutes last night because like they weren't showing logan uh necessarily you could see someone performing chest compressions but you couldn't see him they eventually did show him with his shirt off getting worked on but i was like in my head i'm like okay wait is this some kind of play to get them to agree to? And then I was like, there's no way.

No. That is so, that would be so ridiculous. This is a 10 episode season, by the way. We got seven left. Good. A lot of scars guard coming up. I'm like, I thought Logan was an incredible character. I thought he was really good.

And I thought that like, he did such a good job owning the character that he needed to own being the fearful leader being this guy who does not care about anything other than the bottom line like he was incredible but in order to get some juice this season him dying was kind of what needed to happen like it's been the last two seasons have really largely been very much the exact same plot now we actually have a major plot twist that's not just another company coming in or another person blah blah blah i'm very excited about the rest of the season how about his last order of business before passing away was having jerry fired and jerry's not fired anymore right i i don't think if i'm roman i'm like hey can we explain that i don't really see

the only ones who know that that happened are tom and obviously roman and jerry and jerry right jerry i think they just like pretend it didn't happen at this point i think jerry went to the plastic surgeon that uh martha stewart went to and i mean this in the most positive way as possible she looks good golden years baby you get that ass done yeah did i've been wondering that did jerry get a brazilian butt lift probably not why i don't i don't know okay thought you knew something no sorry i didn't mean to get a little h about jerry well so this episode was titled connor's wedding can you compare and contrast it with uh the famous game of thrones red wedding i'm glad you brought this up like a lot of people

don't realize that when it comes to you know hbo like big things happen pretty much anytime there's a wedding uh it could be connor's wedding it could be the red wedding could be a dothraki wedding what about the red wedding stood out to you the most will i think it was just the color red like was just so prominent interesting choice for a wedding dress wasn't yeah yeah yeah yeah and like for sure yeah yeah yeah i think i think i agree good that's good man i mean this kind of reminds me of a dothraki wedding you know because like bodies are just hitting the floor you know well you don't know it's a real dothraki wedding until at least three people die it's true and there's some people very openly having intercourse like two feet away well that's at every wedding i wedding you guys are just doing some fucking there huh yeah is it gonna come out is it gonna come out that roman was in cahoots with uh pops at this point i think it has to i think

it has to it's already it already kind of slipped not slipped but like he's not really in cahoots he was in cahoots he's like he was doing his dirty work he gets like bullied into it though yeah he can't he can't say no to his old man when he tells him to do something. I don't think it's bad that he was in Cahoots, but I don't think that Shiv and Logan... No, I'm sorry. Shiv and Kendall really knew New. I'm not blaming the guy for if his dad tells him to do some dirty work.

My dad fucks me over for two decades and then tells me to do some dirty work. I'm my dad fucks me over for you know two decades and then tells me to do some dirty work i'm still doing that dirty work he just he psychologically owns everybody even if even if they're his enemy he's still just like roman like they're working against each other and still he's like hey you're gonna do this for me right he can't say no he's so alpha it's ridiculous roman's also the youngest so he's probably the most affected by this i feel like he he seems to be yeah he i i was going to ask who you thought of all of the four kids who is most and who is least affected like genuinely affected least is connor most is roman probably yeah he like he refused to acknowledge that his dad had passed away yeah he was in an aisle shiv shiv was very very upset i actually kendall i thought i thought shiv's uh acting job last night was choice i thought everyone crushed it i thought everyone crushed it very impressive

she stood out to me as being i was just like man you look that's why i said it felt so real everyone just like it seemed like those were genuine reactions when something you find out news like that and it took us through like the whole process it was wild what kind of service does one get uh at let's say 20 000 30 000 feet i think you're working off wi-fi at that point dave but is that enough to have a conversation i've never i've never looked nf confession i've never had a phone conversation at that at that height. Remember when- I just assumed that private jets have a different-

Probably. Way of communicating. That's probably right. They have Wi-Fi. Remember when planes used to have the phones in the back of the seat, and it was like $20 for a minute or something? Yeah, I used to call your girl.

You did? And she'd pay for it. She was like, here, I'll Venmo you. Is that how people called their families during 9-11? Yeah. I mean, cell phones were a thing, but not everyone had them. And even then, like... So everyone was just swiping their credit card.

People were texting too, though. They were. Yeah, I guess they were. Yeah. Crazy. Phones on a plane. What would you do if you were just trying to vibe out and watch a movie, and then some dude next to you is just fucking... He's about to do a Wahlberg thing. What's on a plane. What would you do if you were just trying to vibe out and watch a movie and then some dude next to you is just fucking...

He's about to do a Wahlberg thing. What's up? I was just saying, had I been on that plane... What would have happened? There's no way. There's no way it would have gone down like that. I would have single-handedly stopped it. And then after I stopped that one, I would have gone on to the next plane plane and then after that you would have stopped the other one and then i would have just

stopped yeah i would have just stopped all the shit all the shithousery that was going down y'all see that video going around the other day of what it was like to be in high school in 2002 i think dylan brought it up on the podcast one that was not 2002 i think sure dude i think that was earlier i think that was earlier man uh another thing i saw a quote tweet and somebody was just like oh man like i think the millennial generations had it so good they're like they've they had blink-182 records blah blah they don't have to worry about shit and then somebody just responded they're like yeah we saw uh planes hit the twin towers in sixth grade like it hasn't all been fucking crazy for us. Yeah, that video made me feel pretty old.

Dude, I think that video is older than what the actual thing sounds like. Glaring lack of puka shell necklaces on the dudes. A lot of swagless dudes in that video. A lot of swagless dudes. Does Conor end up getting married? Yes. Yeah, they showed it. Oh, they did?

Yeah. When? A small ceremony. In the final few minutes, they showed it oh they did yeah when the small ceremony in the in the final few minutes they showed it for it's probably a 30 second little it was like they had they had the ceremony with like i totally like seven people out watching it it was processing bro i'm stupid good for him uh he's uh i was a sad scene when he asked if she was only with him for the money and she didn't immediately say no she said kind of security well but yeah i mean obviously the guy's a mess

she could be first lady one day what do you think he's pulling out right now one percent there's no way he's getting that one percent His dad dying might help him. You think there's a bump? Yeah. Dylan always thinks there's a bump. Okay. Okay. That's good. We're not doing that. Again, you... A pity bump. I'm sure you'd love a pity bump right now. What'd that stock price do?

Not good. Fail, Doug. Plummeted. I did like how they... I did like the people that were casually like, all right, he's in there. He's not coming back. We got to start thinking damage control. How do we...

The PR spin, everything. Interesting that the press was already waiting for him at the airport because they followed the tail number yeah flight tracker yeah i thought that was a little ridiculous but then i started thinking about it like if if rupert murdoch died today people would be all over that kind of shit you know what i mean when you're that big of a name people are going to be like people look at that kind of thing it's murdodoch. Rupert, Rupert. Sorry. I'm done with this.

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was I out of line driving to Fritz's birthday party to suggest or ask, not even a suggestion. I asked, uh, there was two people in my car. One was a baby. The other was my wife. I asked someone cause we were talking about Taylor Swift and we started talking about ACL. And I was like, would she ever do ACL? And my wife, she kind of gave me the look like you're insane. Too big?

She says she's way too big for that. And I said, well, hold on. We saw Paul McCartney, Jay-Z. Drake. Metallica. Drake. We saw Drake during like Drake, Drake years. She was like, she's too big.

She's bigger than all of them. I was like, okay, I'm not, I don't know about records sold. I'm sure she will, if she's not, she'll be the most prolific artist ever. That being said, I'm like, I don't think that would be looked at as like a step back in her career to do ACL. Like if anything, it'd be, first of all, that would be an absolute shit show getting in and out of Taylor Swift at ACL. And that's not a rumor at all. That was just, we were talking about ACL lineup and like when they were going to drop it. And I just threw the taylor swift thing in there but my my argument was like well metallica is like in like the hard rock genre metallica is like the biggest band ever and they

did it now granted they did it like on the back and they're they're in their 50s now so they're not like they're probably maybe even in their 60s whereas taylor swift's what 33 very much in her i think she's 22 so i was just like she got a little upset with me for suggesting that she got upset with you not upset but she was just like how dare you basically like are you kidding is you shitting me taylor swift at a super bowl you know what I think she might be right I think that I think that like as it currently stands as it currently stands the landscape of everything right now I think Alyssa is right that Taylor Swift is too big right now but that's because

she's selling out stadiums left and right that being said I don't think it's crazy to think that down the line in the next you know I'm not even saying down the line like, you know, 15 years when she's going off into the sunset and maybe doing less. Like, in the next five years, I could easily see her being like, I'm going to have some fun this summer and do this, especially now that she's single. Yeah, I think Alyssa might be right. I don't think it's – your proposal was so egregious. Okay, if she is too big to do ACL, who else is on that list of being too big to do a festival like that? Beyonce. Harry Styles?

No, Harry Styles I think could do it. I don't know, man. You want to know my issue with Harry Styles? He's a heartthrob. I don't care. My issue with Harry Styles, and I'm sure there are Harry Styles fans out there who will disagree with this. Bieber. Our man's catalog is weak compared to every other person that could be on the level that we're talking about right now.

Beyonce's got albums, albums, albums, albums. Taylor Swift, albums, all hits. Harry Styles has what? His One Direction shit and Harry's house oh he's done some shit between those two i mean not gas enough to be on my radar i don't i didn't think we're gonna go there today but we're going there he's been online for a minute he doesn't he's not too big he's not too big to headline a festival i don't know if it's acl but i could easily see him doing coachella or something like that is bieber on that level with swift i don't based on based on the concert

that i saw with bieber versus what i saw with taylor swift those two are further apart than i realized bieber being not as is taylor swift the most popular musician in the world right now? Yeah. I think so. Yeah, she is. She pretty much broke Ticketmaster. Dude, she never goes out of style. Her entire album from last time pretty much was on every chart.

I don't see a bigger person right now that could release something. Where's ACL? That moves a needle like her. Octobes. It's going to be a cruel summer waiting on that wow wow it's gonna be hot you know that don't i ever david who else is too big like we saw jay-z like jay-z's doing acl like they've got some pull that was like yeah i pulled that out too. Arguably, not saying the greatest of all time, but the most prolific hip-hop artist.

But he is past his most popular era. For sure. For sure. And that's a great point. You can't have this conversation, this very, very pointless conversation that we had in the car without bringing that up.

Because that is facts. What did Rhodes say about it? Yeah, what's Rhodes' thoughts? He was back there just saying, like, bacon. Okay. He figured out how to say bacon or something, so he likes bacon. All right, Harry had a self-titled album, Harry Styles, in 2017. In 2019, he released Fine Line.

And then Harry's house is 2022. Fine Line, is that your faith he just no we're not no i'm just asking i know in 2019 you're going through a pop stage like what's your problem uh maybe i'm not familiar with his game and maybe i'm not giving him credit but doing a six night residency in austin does not compare to selling out cowboy stadium three nights in a row those are those are different those are they're not on different waves they're in different oceans i'm sorry damn yeah in retrospect i maybe shouldn't have suggested that no i think that's i think it's a valid suggestion it just feels like it's delicate sign of the times from his 2017 album is really a really good song so because he album is a really good song.

So because he has got one really good song. It's been streamed 1.2 billion times on Spotify. Half of that's you. Half of that's me. Yeah. After we were done with this conversation, I was like, is it cool that I said all that? Are you still just shoehorning in lyrics?

You got to forgive me. I'm sneaky in my lover error i know dude you need to calm down is that another one jeez that i missed dave's just tugging us along right now for the ride he's on one you're always tugging him and so yeah champagne problems right dude he's got us on an invisible string i don't are you ready for it the next segment that is yeah okay we talking jimmy webb yet no no we gotta talk about we gotta talk about our our friends over at fit bod first we mess with fit bod because like who doesn't like a fit bod you know what i mean No, we got to talk about our friends over at Fitbod first. We mess with Fitbod because who doesn't like a Fitbod?

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That was incredible. Yeah. I just did that perfectly. The James Webb Telescope has taken a stunning image of Uranus that showcases 11 of the planet's 13 rings. Dylan? Yeah. Did you see this? I did. Yeah, it's taking pictures

of Uranus. It's a beautiful picture of Uranus too. Have you guys seen it? It's got the whole ring situation. Really? I thought it looked more like a balloon. I didn't know Uranus looked like that. Oh my god. That's disgusting. Did they have to bend over to get that photo?

It's a planet. It's a planet out in our solar system. Is this shit even real? David, stop doubting Jimmy Webb. Dude, I'll be honest. There's never been a time in my life where I've doubted Jimmy Webb more than I do right now. Dude, I watched 60 Minutes last night. He's a Jimmy Webb doubter.

I watched 60 Minutes last night. Dude, AI. They did a whole seggy on Jimmy Webb. Oh, I watched 60 Minutes last night. He's a Jimmy Webb doubter. I watched 60 Minutes last night. Dude, AI. They did a whole seggy on Jimmy Webb. Oh, I know. They also did a segment on Cristiano Ronaldo. Why are you joking? This isn't about footy. This is about Jimmy Webb. Did Leslie Stahl do it? Did she ask real lob questions to

Jim Webb himself? Yeah, she asked the telescope questions, but weirdly it didn't answer her. If this telescope could see back in time, I don't think it's that crazy to wonder if it could speak to you. It's true. The things that we're seeing out in our universe

are just unprecedented for one. And two, just, oh my gosh. What's up? Okay, there's a lot going on in space right now that's true big facts they're slingshotting people around the moon we got jimmy webb going to uranus they should send cam up into space jimmy webb didn't go to uranus well it just took images what did dave just say so oh so yeah i forget that it's a telescope and not like a satellite.

Yeah. It's just orbiting right now. So where's this telescope located? On the other side of the sun. Dang, that's crazy far. That's mad far, yo. Pretty sure. So is it on a satellite?

Personally, for me, I want to soak up the sun. I want to soak up the sun. I want to soak up the sun. Okay. Did you see about that giant black hole? The James Webb Space Telescope is not in orbit around the Earth like the Hubble Space Telescope is. It actually orbits the sun 1.5 million kilometers, which is about 1 million miles, away from the Earth at what is called the second largest point or l2 for short it orbits the sun i hope a solar flare takes it out uses the gravity of we're finding things out about our universe in a wild clip that's never before been done and you're over here just like oh fuck this shit are we sure that like now it's not just leveraging ai tools in order to make us think that we're doing special

that's the question how many people how i want to see i want to see some reports from nasa and see how many people that work for nasa have bought a lamborghini in the last few months that would be telling because they've leveraged ai you think it's going to be like that when in goodfellas after they do the heist at the airport and they show up at the Christmas party and everybody's got their wives' fur coats and somebody's got the new whip out

and they're like, hey, what the fuck? Yeah, this is their drug dealer movie moment when they fly too close to the sun and Frank decides to wear a mink jacket to uh the the opera hey and everyone realizes like oh this guy's a fucking drug dealer hey maybe you shouldn't have bought the bentley truck uh rupert this was supposed to be about uranus and you guys are just doing jokes usually you have to go to only fans for that you can't just get it from like you know google who who named that planet like what were they thinking it's not even better when you try to g-rate it and call it uranus it sounds dirtier

it sounds grosser uranus what's it dude huh what are we gonna do about this uh ocean underneath the crust like the 11th the fifth ocean they're calling it what are we gonna do about it no not that teach me about it like i don't know anything well it turns out there's a huge supply of water 400 miles underground stored in rock known as ringwoodite where is it sounds australian where is it oh ringwoodite where is it well here's the thing dylan scientists previously discovered that water is stored inside mantle rock in a sponge-like state, which isn't liquid, solid, or gas, but instead a fourth state. That's wild.

This paper titled Dehydration Melting at the Top of the Lower Mantle was published in 2014. Okay, so what does that mean about what I'm talking about? Well, let me just look down a little bit further and hopefully this connects um scientists made the findings at the time after studying earthquake uh basically there's just like another ocean like way way down there that's kind of underneath everything that's kind of sick all my all my ladies and stem will don't know what we're talking about here has anyone eaten any cake by it? if you can dream it

you can do it you ever try to dig to China when you were little? why was that why did people think that that was why was that like the people think that that was why did why was that like the thing on the playground was it one time somebody said that on the playground do you think do you think like there are flat earthers who feel like just completely foolish for trying to dig to china as kids at the playground who like now are like man what an

idiot i was back then i had no clue down there if you dig if you dig far enough it'll just fall through yeah what do they think if you dig far enough yeah you just go through and you just fall into space it sounds kind of lit you dig far enough and it's just bud light for days dude i might only drink bud light it's an ocean of bud i might i might just fully pivot to bud light i might i'm actually going to do Bud Weiser so I can do the Bud Weiser frogs bits. Oh, actually, I think Bud Weiser, Bud Heavy, I think Bud Heavy is such an upgrade from Bud Light.

Yeah. I agree. I even think Bud Light Lime is an upgrade from Bud Light. I specifically want to fight Bud Light for purposes of taste, not other things. Yeah. light for purposes of taste not other things yeah i was proud of my dad for having the bud light in his fridge you know it's like you're pretty online to be uh good for you yeah your dad doesn't strike me as being online enough to understand like that like people are angry about

this stupid stuff he's aware of the controversy. Yes. And he's holding... Is he a Bud Light guy through and through? He's like, just give me a cheap domestic. I don't care. Do you think older men, like our parents' age,

do you think that they are more likely to have a go-to beer that they don't deviate from more than people of our generation? Yes. I do. I feel like there's not that many people that I know

that have the one beer know that have like the one beer that they have in their fridge but growing up like you knew which of your friends dads had like the beer in the fridge oh yeah i had one buddy who had heineken in the fridge at all times i had another buddy who had milwaukee's best in the fridge at all times yeah uh my buddy's dad who uh we stole his cigars and smoked one of them and then got sick uh he was a coors original guy that's good yellow belly yeah banquet banquet and we would try to we would try to drink them and then we would share it and we couldn't really finish it because it was so bad the first thing we ever stole and drank together as friends was i stole eczima from my parents fridge and we all drank it that's sick did you put a

little jolly rancher at the bottom no no i did drink it a little too fast so i got a little i got a little gas bubble in my stomach you don't hear about zimas anymore uh they tried to come back they sent us some free stuff they sent us some something back at the old yeah i think j-bone ended up taking it all home. The human discount rack. You took the Zima home? Yeah. Well, we didn't get any actual Zima. They just sent us Zuba's pants.

That's right. It was the Zubas, yeah. And it was like, can we just have some Zima? I'd like the cold, refreshing taste of Zima. Yeah, no one's wearing those pants. You guys gotten iced lately? Bae iced me not too long ago. Sheesh.

And then she said, if you ever ice me back, I won't actually drink it. And I said, that's not fair. I know. I mean, I think you should test her on this and try to ice her

and give her a chance to redeem herself because people who get iced and refuse to drink it, I think are some of the biggest Debbie Downers on earth. It's like your card pulls and credit card roulette. I'm not paying it.

No. Dude, you can't shake that. You can't shake that. That's a personality trait that I won't let go of. If you commit to credit card roulette and then you lose and you refuse to pay, I don't think I can trust you anymore. It's a Dylan move. No, it's not. I've never done that.

Get out of here. No, but you could see a scenario where you would do that i could yeah that's true personally yeah are we too old for credit card to let now oh no is that a young man's game i don't know i don't know i just feel like i feel like the older you get you're out with the boys i thought the older you get the more uh okay it is to do because presumably everyone is doing better. Financially secure. Yeah. I think the most likely way that I would do it at this point is just for like rounds of drinks on like a bachelor party or something. It's got to be – ladies, you could – I'm sure like they do it too.

But for me, it's strictly a Saturday thing. And what I mean by that is boys yeah i feel like i feel like you have to just do it uh in a smaller scale like a round of drinks for 10 dudes as opposed to doing a uh a full-blown dinner where people are just you know selling out real big fish style sell out we don't have to keep going I think we've put a lot into this episode not a real big fish guy Dylan it's only going to get worse

you don't like touching them because they're slimy that's true I don't like to catch fish it's spelled real R-E-E-L that's very clever like a fishing reel. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you guys know what you're doing for your conspiracies tomorrow? Nope. I've got a list of that I've been keeping, but I have not chosen yet what it is. I'm excited to do it. It's been a minute since we've done it. It's touching base. I've got an idea, but I'm not married to it, so we'll see.

I'll bring the heat. Fuck yeah. Let's get out of here. We will see you guys tomorrow. Be on the paywall. Bye. Bye. Outro Music