Circling Back - Cost-Per-Nut Analytics | Circling Back 5-27-26

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

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We're back. Wednesday morning. Welcome to the show. It's a circling back podcast. My name is David. And man, we're all just still reeling from the Patreon episode yesterday. Had a lot of people reach out and say, wow, that was something. It was so good.

And to those people, I would say, yeah. Bachelor party week, it delivered. You should check it out. A few people hopped on, you said. Check it out. Some new signups. We had some people signing up. We've got to see what all the fuss is about.

Speaking of fussing, Randall Trumbacky. Hi, Dave. I'm going to use my intro to give a special shout out to the backards that just stopped by. Mark and Ellie, thank you for the breakfast tacos. So much thanks I have to give because the ham one, I didn't know that they had a taco deli. That is not my new favorite breakfast taco. It was like a homo-sito or something like that.

It was delicious. What was it again? What did you think it was called? I think it's like, I thought it was like J-O-M-O-N-C-I-T-O or something. Hamon. Hamocito. Hamon. I did not know they had that either.

I had an auto, which is good. Re-fried black beans. bacon avocado cheese it's a great one I had one as well and I enjoyed it I would like to point out however

that we don't expect gifts when you guys show up to say hi you don't have to bring tacos or Guinness or whatever you can come say hi we do appreciate the stuff that you bring and we're going to eat it

if you do bring stuff make sure you bring a low sugar option for Dylan yes I would greatly appreciate it was the Hamon suavisito. Hamon suavacito. Very good. Hamon, of course, is Espanio for ham.

Yeah. This is a great reminder for me, actually, that I want to announce something. So Patreon has added a new feature called quips. I'm really not sure how this is going to work. It essentially works like in my early, early diagnostics here, like a Twitter-type deal on Patreon. And I'm just posting stuff.

I posted Huacamole last night. Huacomola. And I just posted something earlier. So I don't know. If you're wondering why that's showing up, it's a new feature, and I figure we should try it out. I'm supposed to raise our visibility on the Patreon platform, which is always good.

Go check it out free for a week or just jump in. $5 tier, $10 tier. Just jump right in. Listener voicemails 888618-48-4-24-22. You can still leave us a voicemail you want. Check it out. Dylan Shivery. I'm excited to be here, man.

I was just going to talk about the gifts that our awesome listeners brought us as my intro. You used that already, so think of something else. Back then they didn't want me. Now I'm hot. Why would you bring that? I wasn't going to bring that up. They all on me. I was not going to bring that up.

Don't make it a thing. It's not a big deal. You brought it up. Well, they didn't want me. But now I'm hot. I didn't recognize a Mike Jones. Jones lyric and Brett, Brett somehow did, like he's, well, he brought it up. Brett.

He had it in his mind. And these guys look at me like I'm not a real Texas rap guy. Again, I didn't, I was not going to do this to you because I felt bad. But Brett out there was doing the lyric of Mike Jones infamous. Which he probably learned this morning. He said he learned it in the last four or five years. He was doing the 281-3-30-80-0-0-4-4, foe, which, you know. which everybody knows.

That's how you hit Mike Jones up on the low. It's his phone number. Who? Who? Who? Who? What's that? Everybody was you.

It was you. You're the only person. I was the only person in the room. We'll say everybody. Most people who are of our... I would say if you are our age all the way down to late 20s. And listen to hip-hop. You probably know that number.

Again, I didn't want to bring it up. But it was just funny. The juxtaposition, of course. Because Brad. Brett being a guy who wears flip flops and jeans proudly. Also, the whitest guy I know. Right, which is what I said. Brett has no hip-hop knowledge.

He's also the one that brought the lyric to the room. It's not like you said, hey, Brett, do you know what this is? Correct. And he answered correctly. So it's a little like, it's a little disingenuous to say, oh, this guy knows it, but you don't. He's the one who brought it. But he brought it. That means that he has that ball knowledge and he means he knew it and you didn't.

He has the knowledge. You can't bring it if you don't know it. That's not indicative of like. An overall knowledge of hip hop? Yeah, like a deep Texas rep catalog. And to be fair, this wasn't, I didn't use this and think, wow, Brett really is a ball and hour. I didn't think that.

I was more surprised that you didn't know him. That's all. That's fair. That's fine. It's okay. We're not going to like let it bogged down the first five minutes in the show. I'm going to get past it pretty quickly. I mean, some of the listeners might know.

I might quip about it on Patreon. Please don't clip about it on Patreon. You want me to quip about it. You want me to quip? Don't quip. Oh, you don't want me to quip. Quip, quick quip is. Quip.

The hamon suavacito is the special. Harmon. Say harmon. Hamon. Huacamo. Say harmon. Say harmon. No, not huamon.

It's the special of the moment. That's why we've never had it before. Because it's a just a limited time thing, I think. There you go. It's unfortunate because it was really, really good. We should start a new segment called Randy pronouncing Spanish words. I can hardly pronounce English words. What do you want for me, Dylan?

I wasn't going to bring that up. But you brought her. Oh, I'm so humble. Sorry to our Spanish-speaking listeners out there. We're trying. Yeah, do you want Micah back in here to just absolutely appropriate it? I don't think he's giving it his full-hearted effort. Doing chivalry, take three.

I thought about the show today, man. We got a good slate, strong slate. It's a little horny, but, you know, what's new with you guys? Hang on. I'll give me one second here. Quipping. Stop quipping, dude. He's quipping.

I'm DMing. I'm DMing the backer that just stop by and giving him some wrecks. If you guys have any other wrecks, I'm telling me to get some barbecue. What kind of wreck is he looking for? They wanted to go to Leroy and Lewis yesterday. Apparently Ler and Lewis is closed on Tuesday, so I'm telling him definitely to go to the bar to get the burger. Not because if you just want the burger, you can just skip the line and just go straight to the bar

and order. Back? Leroy Lewis. Hey, if you are in the chat, I just quipped again. I've quipped three times. Will you let me know? Will you make sure that Patreon

is not sending out an email every time I quip? No one's quipping. Like Dave's quipping. Because I say it's Dave quipping. It is me, but it's from the circling back Patreon. So I just want to make sure

there's not an email because you don't need an email for every quip. As you'll look, you'll be like, that didn't have to be an email. That's probably going to be annoying. Just let me know if that's the case

and I apologize. Dave's just blowing up your line. Yeah, and Dylan's just snort. You brought it up. Again. Why you keep on bringing that stuff up? Why you do it yourself?

Yeah, Bachelor Party Week. That was really fun. The photo, you probably saw us, Instagram it. That's from one of the stories. There was a boss fire. Spoiler alert. You could probably figure that out by looking at it. But, yeah, there was a bus fire, as there often is.

It could be like that sometimes. That was a great one. That was a great one. What else, man? Anything else you want to do with this intro? Anything you want to plug? I'm still talking to people on Facebook Marketplace. You got they have questions man about this couch I'm trying to unload j-cha's couch

this dude said I like it but I got to run it by the girlfriend real fast yeah too man gotta do that did uh any backers like reach out and be like is it broken because we know how you are with couches yeah that's a great point yeah again I gained a couple pounds and it's like wow look at the fat fuck over here breaking stuff Jesus toilet seats couches I've never your back well I guess I break this one kind of love yeah like I Because you're back. It's getting 10% better every day. Thank you for asking.

Yeah. I might even go back to the gym today. Probably too early, but I'm probably going to do it. You know about those gains. You know about those gains. Keep going. But thank you. No email.

No email yet, hoss. Thank you. Dave quipps. I quip, we all quip. Yeah. When I clip, you quip, we quip. Who it quip? Mm-hmm.

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Get cozy and just sleep your head off. I just know it had you sleeping. That's right. All right. Let's get the first horny segment out of the way. Dylan put on here, masturbation consultant. I did not.

What's all that about, Dylan? It was on the rundown when I opened the spreadsheet, not spreadsheet, the document today. My help of the spreadsheet. It was already on there. What is this? I don't know. I don't know.

Do you know what AI, Joy AI is? First of all, you know what AI is, right? Alan Iverson, yeah. Artificial intelligence, Dylan. Hold, on, on. Dylan, let me give you something. Nothing to joke about. about it's changing everything it's like that okay uh yes i'm familiar with AI on

Dave's also getting on his data centers and yep oh up what is data center data center i try to say data set data center ish oh and then i'm always on that okay i got i see you're doing okay sorry i'm sorry but what's happening here have this i have this need for more water says Joy AI, he tweeted. It says, we're hiring 10 masturbation consultants, $2,000 a month, $2,000 a month, piece, to test our new daily guided masturbation feature and document the effects on stressed, sleep, and mood. Yes, it's real. Yes, you get paid.

You're probably wondering, what's Joy AI? Well, what if I told you it's a platform for building AI late? relationships. Offering real-time AI-powered chat photos and videos for self-exploration. So AI-generated porn? Is that what it is? No, not everything is a pervert. That was a genuine question.

Like, what kind of stuff are we looking at here? It's just pornography. They're probably tasteful nudes, Dylan. Yeah, I'm sure. Consensual fantasy land. Wait, hang on. Consensual. There's a Farah Abraham.

Ferra is doing this? I don't know. No, her name came up on them. Joy, okay, digital characters, celebrity, oh, this is per. Uh-uh, no, no, no, we don't like this. Joy AI, as I mentioned, platform for building AI relationships, offering real-time AI-powered chat, photos, and videos for self-exploration and connection

with digital characters or celebrity duplicates. We don't like that. Okay, celebrities. That's like, yeah, deep fakes, AI. Yeah, that's... This is gross. I wish Dylan hadn't brought this up. Do celebrities have to sign off on use of their name image and likeness?

You'd think. I think... Yeah, they do. I'm not sure what the legality of that is now, but I'm pretty sure that, like, Matthew McConaughey, when he was on... Like, if you remember when him and Timothy Shalame were doing the, like, podcast or something like that, and there was, like, trying to buy a crowd, he had, like, brought that up, like, that you need to be able to be able to be able to. able to control your own image and likeness and all that. So I think there has to be steps you have to take beforehand because this is all brand new. Because otherwise, like-

Changing everything. Things like this or even just other like movie producer, Hollywood could just use your image and likeness. Truly, you can't log on to your Joy AI account and like cyber sex with, you know, Sidney-Sweeney, right? That can't just be a thing. I think that you could probably, if you do sign off, because I do know, your favorite sender, Ted Cruz. Well, I never said that. They brought an act to, I think I passed it was a take a down act, which was protected against like revenge porn and like, you know, the Twitter stuff when someone goes viral and they're all nude.

Or when my, or when my intern posts a porn link from my Twitter. Exactly. And I think that covered AI, like deep fake porns too. Or when I'm going home bone on the case of swavacito. When I have a suavacito from Taco Daily. You have to support Ken Paxton. Okay, I'm just saying this. People forget, I've got, look, of all the impressions, most are bad, Ted Cruz is not one of them.

It's pretty good. But to answer your question, Dylan, I think this is just so new that they're just going to try to get away with whatever they can at this point. But yeah. So do you want a side hustle or not? Jesus, that's why we did this. Do you want a freaking, do you want to consult? I don't want to be a masturbation. Why are you so scared of consulting?

I just don't get it with it. This is not the thing I'm into. This guy. Making money? You're not into making money? This is why, okay. You're such an ethical gooner. Gen Z already isn't having sex.

The studies are out. How do you know? They're not drinking and they're not having sex. Sounds like somebody knows. This stuff is... It's just not healthy for society. It's not. You don't need a digital girlfriend to cybersex.

cyber sex. Oh, this guy has sex with real people. This guy rocks, dude. I don't know, man. I don't like where this is all going. I mean, this is going. It's changing everything. I feel like there's a scene in Minority Report where, like, he's in the back alleys and there's, like, the sex virtual things. That's exactly where this thing is headed. You know, those weird shits.

Those weird shits. $2,000 a month, though. The back alley virtual bazaars where you could. I imagine they'll get, you know, a million applicants here, right? Probably. They only want the best of the best. They want the best. Real gooners only?

Real beaters. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have much on this. Daily guided masturbation. So I guess you like have to clock in and say like, hey, here's your new character to goon to. Tell us how you feel about this one. Is this going to be where they like put like elect. troads or whatever all over your brain and stuff and it's like it's like probably not that

different than dating brian johnson i'm sure that's what they would want to get to but i think right now they're just documenting like do you feel better are you getting better sleep and mood right now since i felt matter for about eight seconds and then i felt like really really sad about myself since they're measuring the effects on stress sleep and mood is this do you have to go to like a center where they like hook you up or can this be done at home i wonder that's what he was asking it sounds like you're really interested in it i feel like you just documented didn't like take a survey after end. Do you see our boy, BJ, is meeting the parents?

BJ. Yes, Brian John. I did see that. Yeah. And he's flying to Australia, even though flying ages you. I didn't know that. Because of radiation? I don't know if there's radiation.

When you fly, you get a certain amount of radiation. Do you? Yeah. Okay. I don't know what exactly about flying ages you, but he was, he doesn't fly much because of that. So he's like, but I love her, so I'm going to meet the parents. That's cool that he's allowing himself to get on a plane for love.

Oh, so you're the one who was tweeting about my daughter's vagina. Nice to meet you, Brian Johnson. Out of context. It wasn't me. Yeah, it was crazy. A one percenter. Bloody hell, you was tweeting about me daughter. Could butcher.

For some reason, butcher is the father of Brian Johnson's girlfriend. Dave just loves you. doing the impression. Oh, I am to kill Hamlanda. He's sassy. So are you gonna like... You need to watch the damn thing

so we can talk about it. I know. Were you mad like the boys? I should never watch it. And when I described it to her, she didn't seem really that into it. Really? Why?

Because it's extremely violent and gory. More of that, it's grotesque in the other way, too. Sexually? Yeah. Or? Like, how am I supposed to like pitch idea like a show to her being like well at one point like this guy gets really small and goes

into this other guy's pee hole for pleasure and then he goes back to normal size yeah and then it gets ugly yeah you need to see the final season there's some soups that are i that's also the the the brief stuff you have told me about it it makes me hesitant yeah i mean it's it's very even to to guys like us who are you know obviously dylan's a a real beater but like some of these guys are not a real beater or test you are at least you could honestly be you could do this two thousand dollars a month what if you didn't have to leave your home how about you do it you seem so into it because you are a real beater i'm stop saying that what if they upgrade your real doll no one's doing do real doll is such a like late 90s HBO real sex thing that you're like

oh i can get that whoa you had to be down real bad back in a day to get a real doll i guess now too. Is that a thing? Can you like buy like a sex? Oh, don't act like you don't know. I really don't. I really don't. Can you buy a what? Can you buy like a life like robot to have sex with? Sex robot. I don't know about a robot. I don't know about a robot. I'm sure you can. Yeah. But like a doll. Yeah, for sure. Oh, a doll. Yeah. Soon enough. I mean, that's probably where this joy AI is heading is to sex robots and just like it sounds like Dylan's a little skeptical of AI. Is that a good use of data centers? So much water being used for this.

Dude. So Gen Z just total, just straight up gooners. And then we have to build like double the data centers for just for Gen Z. Imagine when Gen Alpha gets a hold of this. Don't talk about Park's generation like that. I can't. What's the cutoff for Gen Z? Well, your son is what, 10?

He's 11. He's 10. He's 10. He's Gen Alpha. Your son 7? My son 7 is 11. So I'd imagine that the oldest Gen alphas are maybe starting to enter high school now? Yeah, that's probably about right.

Like the majority of Gen Z is probably out of high school by this point. A lot of them in the workforce in college still. I don't think companies like Joy AI should exist. I don't like this I don't either Well here comes conservative Dave But You know get out of soapbox

And preach about the Lord And say that we're all going to hell apparently $2,000 a month like side hustle Are you kinkshaming people? I'm just saying like Every man has his price What's yours I still like to think that it's daily guided

masturbation so they're the ones So you think of like the call map Yeah But for whacking it? Exactly. We don't need that. And they're the ones giving you stuff. And like one day you're just like, I'm just not really into this one.

You have to report like, no, not my bag. This is bleak. This is bleak, Randy. Your weekends aren't bleak. This is bleak. Final thoughts, Dylan. Don't like it. But you will try.

But why specifically? Why specifically? Because humans need human interaction. It's very healthy. It's the essence of life. As is water. As data centers are just sucking up at an alarming rate. Yes.

What's what, Randy? The sex robot sex robot thing I did is from a white as kids you know skit. And someone in the chat said they just got that song out of their head. And now I put it back in there. That's old Randy for you. He'll do that. I knew it was from something. I could just tell by how you were doing it.

I have no clue what it was. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to acknowledge what you've done. What do you want? I want sex. Sex robot, sex robot. It's one of the stupidest skits they've ever done. No way. They just sentenced the robot to death.

Really? Yeah. That's the next way. We've got to figure out what type of rights the AI and the robots have. What do you think? I don't know, man. You think they should be afforded the same rights we are under our Constitution? No.

Do you think robots deserve the right to vote? Oh. No. Are they a protected class? What? Why are you so put off? We're doing this. We're at work right now.

Yeah. We are? Yeah. Why don't, why? Let's engage. Let's talk about it. People listen. Like, they come to us for like this kind of debate.

You know what? To be honest, I've heard him say some pretty bad slurs. He's called them clankers. I've said, right. Clankers, yeah. I'm out on clankers, dog. Do you think modern hate crime laws should extend to robots? No?

Interesting. No? What about the AI and such? Alan Iverson? So you're okay with Kyrie just pushing over robots for no reason? Just one of the best videos. Why did you do it like that? So did they put it back together?

They had to. I don't know. Did you see the one that was going up the stairs, like was doing a dance and one of the stairs? I did see that. It was sad. Why was it sad? That's the thing. If, like, you could find a little bit of you,

a little part of you is embarrassed for it or, like, sad for it. Yes. Then that is the problem. It's like, oh, no, I can totally see when these are, like, more out there that we're going to be like, oh. Oh. Just a hunk of metal. Don't throw water balloons at it when you're driving by it in a car. I tell you, that waymo.

I saw that Waymo was someone through a drink at it. I was like, oh, man. But the Waymo doesn't care, really. Because it's a vehicle. Because it's a vehicle. Yeah, it doesn't have a soul. I took a step yesterday into the AI world that is a slippery slope. Claude, like, you know me.

I don't like reading and writing. So I was like, is there a way to just like with Claude have like a conversation, just voice and back? And I was able to set it up. Like just I can talk to him in the microphone and it talks back to me. I know that was possible. I didn't know if it was possible with Claude. So I was just bouncing ideas off of it with Claude. Claude, your new friend?

You just have a little sash? Yeah. Mainly it's just like I want to have a stream of consciousness for like creative ideas and just have Claude take notes of it. So I was just like I don't want to type all this stuff out. I would just rather speak it and I could do it now. So that was like the first step. I'm like oh, no, I need not like garnish. What kind of voices Claude have?

It was originally like a British dude and I changed it to a more of American dude. I didn't like the British guy. I mean, there are people having like full on relationships with AI already. ready. Text, you can like text back and forth with an AI. You get $2,000 for it. Yeah, I typically do that when I'm trying to reach customer service, right? It's always an AI. Like, hey, what do I got to do to talk to a real person around here? Jeez. I knew it. It was a bot. That was legit me like two weeks ago with Riobi or whatever the fuck. That was on like all, like all seriousness, that was, that was me. I was like, fucking talk to an actual person, please. It all started with smarter child

What's that? That was the bot that you could talk to on AIM or AIM, whatever you guys called it. It was like the original like chat bot that you could just talk to. Oh. People remember. I don't remember that. I was too busy talking to chicks and chat rooms who were just always wanting me to send them picks and I would and they never sent any back. Yeah? Did you know these chicks? Then I met one.

Yeah. He's a 38-year-old man. He was an older guy. He told you to sit down. He got in trouble. Like, police showed up before I could actually meet him. It was terrible. Sorry, man.

Don't take her. But yeah, I will not be doing the $2,000. Why don't you have a seat? But Dylan might is what we landed on. Right. I might mess around and pull out this meridian putter. In fact, I'm not going to... You know what?

It's rude to touch another man's putter. I'll let you do it. I saw you got my Key West out, though. Showing the Key West. Take the head cover off. Oh, you think I'm not going to? Putter cover. Bam.

There it is. That's the Key West. Oh, man. We know there's a lot of people out there like golf. Love golf. If you're anything like us, your short game doesn't always love you back. We all miss cups. Dylan used to putt with a really wide stance and just be a terrible putter.

He's gotten better, especially since he got this meridian. Thank you. Key West. Dude, I put it nice. Last time we played. Don't point it at me like it's like a stop. It's like you're doing like a wand. Ridiculous.

Yeah. He's doing that. Have you seen it? You see Harry Potter. You guys familiar with this? Blades, mallets, you name it. They've got it. Randy, didn't you?

Randy's saying that he went over to Butler pitch and putt with his. Which one do you have again? I have the Carolina. It's a blade. You were knocking down putts. He said he, what did you do? You part five holes in a row? Please so.

Is that true? You know how rare that is. That's very rare for me. It's just big. And like, Randy, I mean, I don't mean to put you on Blaster, but you famously don't really play golf. No. That often.

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There's a guy out there exposing Guy Fiery. I don't know if you guys have been served this. I've not. It's what's the at? Doc Spaghetti. Micah, of course, follows it. Micah follows every account on Instagram that you find, and he likes everything that you see.

Everything. Basically, this guy is pointing out, he's watching, what's... Diner's Shrivens and dives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's pointing out that guy might be faking in a little bit. He's really, really, really watching these and saying, is guy really eating or trying this food? Pull up the chopsticks one.

It's the last one he posted. Give a little audio. What's the chopsticks by his nose to make you think? he put something in his mouth. Was there even anything? Hold on. Was there anything? There's nothing on the chopsticks.

You put it, it's coming up with his nose. Fuck off. No way. Dude. Who finds this? You fucking fraud, dude. This is, okay. This is a-

He's putting a guy on fraud watch, dude. Nothing goes into his mouth here. Who is this? What is the point of this? Come on, man. And now he's like, fake bites as if he put there is nothing in your mouth there is nothing in your mouth brother unless you got a whole like up on your upper lip by your nose try really

damn your mouth god he did the tongue thing again whoever it wasn't the those instagram comments that pointed out that he sticks his tongue out like a baby before he swallows the food he does ever sorry he doesn't swallow the food before he puts the food in his mouth i'm so mad at whoever pointed that out because I can't unsee it. This is so weird. Even a little, that little baby grunt he made. For this shot, he puts the chops. Okay. Okay. This guy is this fraud. This guy is absolutely exposing guy. It's unbelievable. And I've, I've gone down this rabbit hole and there's a lot of these where like guys just the, the, the, the chef is

just sitting there watching him fake eat the food. Maybe he's trying it before off camera. Maybe he's one, like Dylan and he doesn't like people watching a meet for some reason. Like maybe he has a problem with someone putting a camera in his face when he's trying to eat slunkers for whatever reason. Everybody has their little phobia. But like it's weird because he's guy is clearly built like a career on this. I'm going to give guy the benefit of the doubt here because he does give a lot of public to, you know, small mom pop shops. So I don't think guy's a bad guy at all. I think it also could just be a production thing too.

Like just like trying to get they didn't get the good B roll of the food yet. and like he has some fake, like, you know, all that stuff. I mean, he's not, he's not Dave Portnoy over here eating every single pizza. I don't know. I would love to hear guys way in because, like, this could be very... But he's the food guy, man. He can't do this. This could be very much a, a, just a production thing, too,

where he can't be eating the food right away. You know, not that long ago, actually, it was like nine years ago, maybe 10. I found myself at a restaurant, 24-diner, an Austin. I'm not going to say an establishment. It is an establishment. But it's been there for, what, 20, 10 years? I don't know, whatever. They got meatloaf there.

And they said, hey, we'd like to put a camera in your face while you eat some meatloat. And I said, all right, that's fine. I typically don't do this. And I ate the meatloaf. And it was good meatloaf, as it turns out. And they used it. Even though I was stuffing my fat gullet with food, they used it. They didn't say, fake bite this and just pretend and tell us about it.

No. They used one take. It was me taking a bite of said meatloaf, chewing it up and swallowing it. I even talk with some food in my mouth, which I don't often do because it's bad manners. Okay? And what if they weren't rolling

and they said, all right, do it again. Then you had to sit there and chew and all that. They'd have to talk to my agent. Exactly. So I can just see this being like maybe they didn't get stuff. Because you see plain enough images of him

actually eating the food. Like, it's not every single time he does it. He like fakes it. I think this guy's picking out specific instances where it looks a little wonky. Well, that one he did not eat. There was nothing on those chops sticks. He could have been sniffed in the chops.

Yeah. Could have been sniffing the chops. When you guys get Chinese food or Thai food, Asian food, do you go chopstick? Yeah. Me too. Even with takeout, though? The rice has got to be real sticky, though, or else I'm going to use a fork if it's not sticky rice. It's hard, man.

Randy? Huh? I notice you use a fork when you pick up. up your Hoonan. I'm a B level. I'm a B level chopstick user. I'm not, I haven't mastered it. I, uh, but I'm pretty good. I don't want to name names. There's somebody in my life that I'd live with. And she, uh, she's not okay with the chopsticks. Why are you hearing her out like this, dog? It's funny. We've been together a long time. Uh, sushi and ramen. How long have been with her. I'll eat with chopsticks. I made sure I practice. If you eat sushi with a fork, you're,

you've got to go. You're not a lot of, oh yeah, that's crazy. I spent a good, like, month prepping for Japan just eating a bunch of stuff with chopsticks. So like I can use them pretty well. Really? Yeah. You're training. That's funny. Because I don't think of you.

Yeah. I didn't want to be like. The culture. I didn't want to be the American guy. Can I actually get a fork, please? You don't want to be that guy. No. Do we really talk about the tattoo stuff in Japan?

That came up, right? Who do we? Who were we talking to recently about that? I saw a clip. I don't know if it was a Rogan clip, something about people. You can't go. Oh,

no, I was having a separate conversation with someone else. Okay. I think this was on, like tattoos are shunned. Yeah, the bachelor party were going on.

Someone said that they wanted to go to Japan. And I was like, well, you have to, if you're going to go to one of the ozons, the bathhouses, you have to cover up your tattoos. Yeah,

you can't just be out there shirt off of tattoos. They do not like tattoos in that culture. Usually, because it's a sign of like the yakuza and all that you understand what you're saying yeah yakuza for sure so if i were to go i would have usually i'd probably have to cover this one up which would have been that but i was like the only i didn't do i wish i would have you can wear a slap bracelet there you go i bet you you have some slap bracelets those were dope dude oh yeah because we were talking about bath houses catch me just slapping a bracelet on your girl the new bathhouse that's coming right next to uh no

Terry Blacks. That's very possessive. Sheesh. Wait, what? There's a bathhouse next to Terry Blacks? That's the one that's going to come is, that's where it's going to be. Oh. The bath like A-K.

Right there? I love eating barbecue and taking a bath with a bunch of dudes. And Dylan just thought it was a bunch of old guys. Me and the boys taking a bath after eating brisket. A bunch of old naked men. Just fucking, just towel whipping each other. Just belly out. Just holding one in.

Okay. You're Terry Blacks, dude. Yeah. It's very good, but Jesus. Meat sweats. You're just in there. Oh, fuck. You just get that towel.

You know what? I've been doing in the sauna. I haven't done sauna this week, but I'm now the guy. I'm not the only one, but some guys will wear, like, a special sauna hat. It's supposed to, like, protect your head. I don't know what. They do it in the northern Europe, whatever. I'll get another towel and just throw it over on top of my head.

and I just kind of lean down like this. Like I don't talk to me. Like I'm just here to get a sweat in. I'm just fucking thinking. Yeah. I kind of love it because it's twofold. Not only does I, do I get a little bit of a better sweat,

but it also covers up my, my thinning hair. Oh. Thinning hair plus son is not a good combination. You get all sweaty in there. Wet hair. Wet thinning hair is not good. I'm defending guy.

I think guys. You're a real guy. I'm a real guy. I think guy's a real guy. Ranny's like, I'm a, I'm a producer. I know what it takes to produce a video like this. We got to cut the guy some slack. I'm just thinking that there could definitely be some behind the scene stuff of just like,

oh, we need to take that shot again. And he already has food in his mouth. So it's like, just pretend that you're eating. You're not going to see us pretend to eat. I can tell you that. We're real. You know. All right, guy.

We'll give you a pass. I'll give him a pass. Doc spaghetti on Instagram. Dr. Spaghetti. on Instagram. You want to really expose Guy Fierry. This guy is just so up Micah's alley. Everyone is up Micah's alley.

You'll learn if you're on Instagram long enough. Dude, the stuff you get served, it's probably been served in Micah already. It's the most obscure shit he will find. Following 3,731 people. And one of them is Dr. Spaghetti. That's what you're telling me? Yeah.

I'd like to shoot a text to Micah and just say, Micah, what's this Dr. Spaghetti account you're following? I'd love to say, and be, oh, it's the best. He exposed Guy Fietti. Text him, Dylan. I want to see it. He'll respond to you.

Yeah, I'd love to see it. Yeah, I am protecting the walls of Flavor Town. Someone says, on the chat. I'm protecting. They're my ally. I must protect them. I've never watched this show, believe it or not. I've never watched the start to finish one.

Yeah. I've watched a part of it. that's like a late night hotel thing like that's one like it's always on so you just throw it on the hotel hmm I like to watch the show that they just have running and it's just like a shows you all the amenities at the hotel yeah you're like oh that's slide show ooh they've got a pool they used to nice did you used to watch lifestyles of the rich and famous yeah with uh what's that Robin Robin

Leach Robin Leach there you go Lifestyles of the rich Yeah I was like 12 like man These people really got it

like that huh Yeah That's so sick My thing is that They're always complaining Yeah It's like if money Was such a problem

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If you were rich and famous, you could just run for the mayor of D.C. Yeah. Okay. That was a TRL favorite. I think it was odd. That was at number one for a minute. Dylan has no clue.

Dylan, what... He's heard it. He's definitely heard. What band do you think we're referring to right now? Top 10, circling back market and they're not bad. Good Charlotte.

Yeah. Look at that. Look at this guy. Look at him. Pulls up and totally redeems himself. He pulls up. He goes to good Charlotte. I know Mike Jones.

Good, Charlotte's, they're, look, they're not great. But that song was catchy. That, yeah. The anthem. I really like the anthem.

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I'll just, I'll leave it up to Dylan. Because, Dylan, you've got your feet propped up over there. You look like you've kind of tuned out. I want you two back in my name. Join the show. Let's do the CPN. This comes to us from our good friend Landry in the chat. Murray Hill Guy, who is a Twitter.

How did this person rise to notoriety? Just tweeting. Just tweeting. The more you tweet, the better it is for you. Murray Hill guy says, my one insanely autistic chat friend calculated the CPN cost per nut of the last 10 girls. he hooked up with in NYC. Then he's listed 10 girls here and what it and everything that he had to do for, I guess, having sex with the young ladies.

Congrats to this guy. Assuming these are all real, real people and not chatbots. Let's assume these are real people. Because that would be probably cheaper, honestly. For example, girl one, three dates plus cocktails and dinner plus Uber home, 28. $84 before his first one. That's that, okay. Assuming this guy's in New York City,

284 after three dates is not terrible. No. Those are cheap dates. Girl two, this one was a little bit easier. One date, West Village Walk and brought over for free. Zero dollar spent. Next one, four dates. This is Girl Three.

Dinner, wine bar, brunch, $618. That was an expensive one. The most expensive. one we'll skip down a little bit was girl seven five dates yankees game two dinners rooftop drinks nine hundred thirteen dollars uh and then he got the not feeling connection text afterward that's expensive that's an expensive nut average cpn two hundred fifty seven dollars and ten cents yeah i mean i've never really broken it down like this no but you have to there is nutflation is something you have to think about.

In fact, everybody. Yeah, well, also, there's not inflation and not inflation, but you need to get some saline for that. You're right. Great point. Great point. Cost of saline. Ball maxing and such.

Dates are expensive. Dates are expensive. This guy's getting by pretty cheap in New York City, though. Five dates, you'll get you a Yankee game. If you're a New York City resident, is it, is a Yankee game, like, is it, crazy crazy prices just to go i would imagine i that's how i view it in my head i would imagine the yankees games are pretty expensive tell you white socks game isn't that expensive have you been following your white can you please follow the white socks nope why but like when i was

living there you can get like the nosebleeds for seven dollars and then you just move down to a different thing so they're really really cheap randy if the pope tells me to maybe i will Randy, your white socks are at 500 and they're only three and a half games back of the Guardian. I'm just saying now might be the time to tune in a little bit, bud. Now, when they still have like 600 games to play. If they make the playoffs, you don't get to just jump in. Yes, I do. Love it, ma'am.

Yes, I do. Just my white so. 100% I do. I don't know, man. And I'm just. It's called being a fair weather fan, David. I'm just gatekeeping your fandom so hard. I'm the keeper of the gate of your fandom.

Do you understand that? It's me. I'm the guy. You're the gatekeeper and I'm the... You're not the keymaster. I'm the key master, yeah. No. Uh-uh.

That sounds weird. It sounds... I'm not your AI chat, boy. Get out of here. Dana's gone. He's doing Ghostbusters, folks. You've seen it. Will has not.

That's right. Of course I've seen Ghostbusters, man. I bet you there is... Okay, Dylan, but like... Will has not. I know, that's crazy. And like, he always tells me, like, I think I might watch it. And I'm like, I don't want you to watch it because I know it's just, it's not going to hit, like, it's not going to hit for him.

Like, I wanted to hit because he's almost like 38. How old will? It might still hit. He's getting, he'll probably find like, oh, yeah, I get it, but like he'll never, it'll never be part of his like, his canon. So how many, how many people are in the comments calling this extremely misogynistic? I bet don't let blue sky get all of this got a girl oh got a girl version okay

girl's version boy one blowout new dress lymphatic drainage expensive makeup Brazilian wax Mandy petty two hour therapy session with the dude on why his strained relationship with his dad let him to finance $5,000 that's a good comment oh you guys it's up there

that's funny it's a joke I bet that probably you know some version of that blowout new address lymphatic drainage. Okay. It's, it's, yeah, they're spending money too. It's kind of wild here that like, clearly Girl 7 that he spent all the money on

was the one that he was actually like probably interested in. He put real time in there. Put time into it. And then, of course, got the, I'm not really a feeling connection here text. That's that. That's dating for you. Straight home.

Both sides are. AI, joy or joy AI. Yeah. Got to go chat it up. Both sides are using. Yeah, this is like, a pretty a pretty normal slate i would said a lot of dating though i mean i don't know how how this span of time here but 10 different girls yeah you gotta think it's a few years i don't know

what if you found out this is like a month so he's just getting active that's too much that's too much activity yeah you gotta just take a you gotta you get you gotta you chill out as you go home and just get on the just go talk to claud it's it's expensive do what randy did hook up the voice the voice thing was that hard to do no actually I had to ask Claude like three different times if that feature was available and then twice like three times like no well it is available but it's available on the mobile app actually I was wrong it is available on desktop this is how you do it I'm like Claude why why can't you just like actually know the thing they're imperfect just like us I know hey that makes them lovable Dylan maybe you should be a little bit more open-minded maybe you should a little bit be more open-minded Dylan you're Randy I want you to I'm going to do my little bit I'm going to do my I'm going to be the data center and you are Randy. Okay. Or I'm going to be the AI and you are going to be Randy and you, I want you to ask me to,

uh, to set something up like he did or like just ask me something. So like what, so, so what kind of thing on? Like what he did. Be like, hey, I'd like to set up a voice activation feature where we can just talk back and forth. Hey, I produce a podcast. I want you to talk me through the best ways to optimize. Oh.

Oh. And this is the data center consuming water before it's able to help me. It's it. All right. What, what is what? What the fuck? What? Is that how Claude talks to me?

You're the worst of all time, dude. I don't know, dude. Just figure it out. Just figure it out. Oh my God. I would immediately not use this tool. All right. No, for real.

What is it you need? What are you trying to get help with? My podcast. All right. What's it about? Not much. It's about some really dumb shit. He gets horny way too often, too.

Okay. Do you want to, okay, are you looking for, do you want like a, you want a moonlight, $2,000 a month? You want to be a consultant? What is this about? What do you? I don't know. I don't know. You're laughing.

Moonlight. I'm sitting here trying to AI and you're laughing. Moonlight. Moonlight. It's like a side hustle. You do it night. Yeah, yeah. No, this is my nine to five, actually.

This is my nine to five actually. How do you guys make money? That's my Randy. How do you guys make money? That's not how we don't know yet, really. We're still figuring that part out. Like this. Maybe you could help us monetize it.

Yeah, I'd love to. Hang on. You're the worst AI. If this is how AI is acting, I'm on Dylan's side. I'm imperfect, just like you. You're an asshole is what you are. Okay. Claude the asshole.

All right, what's up, dude? What do y'all do tonight? I don't think you're going to be much help. Yeah. Don't get in anything? I'm going to try a different one because you seem to be distracted. What's the move tonight? Y'all getting out?

You still seeing that girl? Claude's not supposed to ask about that. Are you still seeing that girl? Chee-J? How long you've been with her? Oh, wow. We're married now. I thought I was talking to Randy.

Oh, sorry. He's to. Oh, yeah, she hasn't moved in. Che-C-Chy? I said more like J-bone, didn't it? Yeah, well, jaybone. Is he the racing guy? Yeah.

You're familiar. Yeah, I've seen his stuff. Yeah. Pretty good, right? So what is this about? Hang on. Fictional, Randy, you are using way too much water right now. You seen this almond milk?

Yeah. A ton of water. All right. What's up for real? Prompt me. Prompt me, daddy. Well, I'm out of problems. You're not being helpful.

So we're going to move on. All right. Well, I'll be here. I'm not going to come back. You're not doing anything to assist me whatsoever. You're just drinking water and asking questions that I'm going to move. make any sense. If y'all get out later, let me know.

You're AI. You can't step out with us. Could be the move. Okay. Maybe this guy in New York just needs to start getting like $2,000 a month. What's the deal? You're in New York? I thought you're in Austin.

I think that his cost per nut could go down. He could start getting paid for his nuts, honestly. So the cost of water per almond, to create almond milk is actually pretty crazy. Do you want more information on that? I think I'm good. I would like you to just assist me with the other stuff I asked about, and generate an image about like stonks with Dylan's face on.

Did you have like a table that you like can draw on or some shit? Yeah. That's cool. You know you can actually prompt me to make designs on your table. Oh, can you? Can you draw something cool? I don't fucking know, dude. What are you all doing?

What's next? You're going to read? Yeah. How about this, Dave.a.I. Could you do our next ad read for us? Is that how y'all make money? It is. Are you guys quipping?

Have you seen this feature of the Patreon? I should check it out. What's so funny? You're so annoying, dude. I'll tell you what's not annoying, Shopify. You understand? Dude, we love Shopify around. I use Shopify every day, dude.

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that someone brought up the AI went said Dave wait on one someone said that all these AI data center glugger is going to put you on tinky watch uh it's too late it's fair too late why'd you go in your pants I can't find it. Maybe they deleted. Someone mentioned that like, Dave being that asshole AI is very much like when Jet GPT told Brett not to wear that outfit again. For people, yeah.

By the way, unprompted, it was supposed to be about like your facial features. It was like, by the way. Don't wear that shirt ever again. Hey, why got you here? Don't. That's not. Don't wear that. Was it a tie-dye shirt?

Yeah. It said it, yeah. The color. It wasn't feeling the color. at that day. All right. Do we, are we doing J.

P. Morgan? Let's talk when. Let's talk when. J.P. Morgan guy's got, he's now representing himself because his lawyer quit right before.

Oh, no. Hearing. So. That's tough. And he's now getting countersued. Defamation, things of that nature.

And it's going to cost him some money. Maybe not if he's representing himself. But as you'll, as you'll find out, it's very hard to successfully do that, especially when you're going up against what I bet are really good lawyers for JP Morgan Chase. I think J.B. Morgan Chase has a decent lawyer on retainer.

Yeah, probably. They didn't get a... Dude's going to get... The Texas... The Texas Moose knuckle or whatever. I don't know. If your lawyer's like... I don't know.

Whatever, the Texas... Lawhawk? The Texas hummingbird or whatever. No, the Lawahaw rules. I don't know. I was just thinking of like a name for a lawyer. It's not a good one. No, maybe.

All right, Wemby. Spurs took the L last night in Oklahoma City. and it was another flop fest from our from our thunder dude it was man i i i'm not one to complain about uh officiating it was terrible they're they're flopping but the reps are giving into it they're like they're rewarding them for it and it's tough i watch i watched until like the last six or seven minutes when the game was clearly over yeah and the the most egregious thing to mean. It was, yeah, there were. It was poorly officiated and there was a moment where the Spursor trying to review something. Did you see that? Yes. And like the guys like their coaches

in the in the ref's face and he's just like, well, there's, okay, so there was a out of bounds ball and it would look like a goal tend. That's what was going to be, that's what they were trying to challenge. So there was a putback and then I think it was Chet who goal tended. Or maybe is the other big white guy. I don't know his name. Anyway, and then, goal 10, so it didn't, Vault didn't go in,

hits off Chet's foot, goes out of bounds, and then Oklahoma City quickly grabs it to hand it to the rep to, like, keep the play going. They wanted to get it back in bounds quickly. While all that's going on, Spurs coach is trying to challenge the goalton or the lack of goalton call,

and they just don't, they don't let him do it for whatever reason. they get the ball in and then SGA goes down the court, flops and gets a foul called on them. It was a terrible, terrible sequence all the way around. So I've been clear and I hate having to root for either of these teams, but I am rooting for the spurs in this series. Webby is just, I want to see some Wendy greatness before.

I don't know. I don't know what, hopefully I'm wrong. And like for the NBA and his longevity is more than I, more than typical, more than the typical extremely large, like giant dude in the NBA, right? So anyway, but I'm fearing the New York media versus the Oklahoma City team because not that Nick's fans, they're typically, they know ball. So they're aware of the Thunder But like you just have like the giant big team versus the little team narrative even though like the Knicks are like the

They're weirdly like the underdog Like they've overperformed and then the thunder are like the juggernaut They're obviously the defending champs and it's still we still got game six and six and seven if necessary But it's just going to be funny if to watch how that goes when you have like all of the world media versus Oklahoma City and like under the microscope and every little flop's going to get even more attention than it does now. They just play, look, Oklahoma City is the most talented team. They absolutely are. And having a really, really bad team and a bunch of trade assets and a good GM for a number of years will do that. You can't. When you have like a pick in the top 10,

like every other year or something, whatever it was, you'll acquire talent. But I hate that they play like that. I really do. And it's tough. It's tough. It's tough to watch. And Wimby, I haven't had a team after like the Mavs haven't. The Mavs spurs rivalry hasn't been what it used to be because, you know, we got rid of

our franchise player and now we have another franchise player and he's about to go into a second year. and, you know, it'll get there. But like, so I don't have like the hatred for Wembe that I, I will at some point. But it is funny because he is an asshole. And he will elbow you in the throat. And he will also maybe when the game's over and it's garbage time and he's, they're sending in the goons and, you know, Mason Plumlee.

And he's like, hey, give him a little whisper in the ear. Like, we don't know what he said. That was a clear hit call. But it does look like he said once you go light him up. Yeah. And they targeted McCain, who was having a hell of a hell of a lot. series against the spurs. He is. He is. Nice pickup. What do they get him from? Basketball is frustrating to watch for me. There are too many whistles. Generally, not just this series,

but generally speaking, momentum in the game just gets halted too often because of fouls and free throws. It's just, it's too much, man. And then when you throw on top of that, a team like Oklahoma City who is just flopping their way through the playoffs, and granted, they are extremely good. SGA is an incredible talent, mid-range jumper like crazy. He's very good. very good. But it's tough basketball to watch. And I think, I wonder if the NBA is aware, I'm sure they are, about how this is all

being perceived by, by fans. It's just, it's not fun basketball to watch at all. I think this is all gearing up for a, Thunder Nicks. NICs take it, finals. I think, I think the NBA is very aware

of the anti-Thunder game five. Sentiment from most of the league outside of Oklahoma and they are going to do something about it because the Knicks who haven't on a championship in a long, long, long, long, long time. And you would think that all this, this public outcry, everyone's pointing out how O KC is just flopping and whistles going crazy. You'd think that there'd be some discussions with the officiating crew.

Like, guys, this is a bad look. Maybe let's back off the whistles, but it hasn't stopped at all. so they're going to keep doing it. Game six back in San Antonio, Spurs could grab that one, and then, no, no, no, game seven could be interesting. I don't expect Spurs to win the series, though. I need a game seven, though. Game seven, OKC.

Yeah, that'd be great. But, man, oof, I do, man, I would love to see Wembe in the finals. Yeah. They'll get there soon if it's not this year. They've got, they're still really young. They've got some very young guys in the team who are very talented. They do. It's very annoying.

It's very, very... If it plays out like people want it to play out, you're going to have Thunder Spurs, you know, head-to-head for the next five years or something, right? Yeah. But people got to get paid. Don't look now, but now it's building something, maybe. Maybe.

Okay. Don't look now is what I'm telling you, Randy. I'm not looking. God damn. Not looking. Randy checks out during our sports saggs. That's true. How about the Bulls, though?

I have no... Are they not playing? They're not playing. They're not playing. They don't have a game today. Their offseason has officially begun. All right. All right.

See tomorrow. Bye. Bye.