Circling Back - Cougar Stalking & Kangaroo Fights

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defries to my right dave ruff so happy prime day first and foremost but did you know it's not only prime day it's actually national fossil day? It's actually National Fossil Day. Why are you supporting Prime Day, dude? They didn't even pay their taxes. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, Amazon.

Yeah. It's National Fossil Day. Also National Stop Bullying Day, Dylan. I don't bully anymore. If anything, you get bullied more than anybody. Thank you. Also National Emergency Nurses Day. That's big.

I feel like that's every day these days. I'll say it. Did y'all see my tweet about the homie walking out on me using the restroom wanting to talk dinosaur fossils? True story.

No, I missed it. He just barged right in and opened the door. I'm like... Can you not lock the door? Can we push this conversation to like five minutes from now? You know?

So I'll have to tell him that it's National Fossil Day, so we'll resume that conversation. Did you guys knock out some good convo regarding it or what? It was brief, but we did it. He just stayed in there. We completed what needed to be said, and then he left the bathroom. So it wasn't boxers? I'm sorry? Oh. Why? Come on, dude. Because he's going to the said, and then he left the bathroom. So it wasn't boxers? I'm sorry?

Oh. Why? Come on, dude. Because he's going to the bathroom, dude. It's an underwear joke. Come on. I did cop the homie some swag on Prime Day, though. What'd you get him?

Just some long-sleeved tees and some pants. They Supreme or not? Amazon brand. Like 13 bucks for three shirts. Yeah, geez. Dude, shopping for a toddler is pretty cheap. You ought to figure that out. You should do Costco.

They've got good stuff. I'm going to get my black jeans from there. Yeah? Yeah. I bet Kirkland brand black jeans are probably one of the hottest items in the world right now. You can't keep them in the stores. No. They're flying off the shelf.

Absolutely. I can see Kirkland becoming champion where it just is cool at some point. I had a Kirkland t-shirt that I loved. I wore it all the time. It was like my base white t-shirt. What's the significance of the name Kirkland? Is that what Costco used to be called or something? I don't know. It's probably just some rich white dude named Kirk who was just like, I'm going to create Kirkland.

Maybe it started as its own brand and then Costco just absorbed it. Like, this is ours now. They paid him for it, of course. But, you know, maybe that's what happened. They bear-hugged Kirk? Yeah. That's my theory. I still don't really know what bear-hugging means, but I use it like I do.

It means, like... Hostile takeover? It means you offer so much money for a company that your investors pretty much have to accept. Okay. Or you buy so much of a public company's stock that you have a say in what they do. Okay. Okay. We should bear hug someone.

Okay. Well, we've tried many times. It's officially been a year and two days since Succession last went off the air. Saw that on the TL. A year and two days? Yep. When are they running it back? They need to.

I don't know. I'm a little worried that we're going to go through a big lull of no TV, no cool TV shows coming out for a while because of coronavirus. I hope everyone stays safe. We don't need Tom catching coronavirus on the set or anything. That would be devastating. Do you want your TV shows to acknowledge the age of COVID? Succession, no.

I want everything in Succession to be baller, and I want them to be traveling at all times, which I'm sure they would do anyway even in COVID times. It might actually be kind of funny to see them just not. Because, you know, I mean, who is it? Who's the zany older brother? Oh, yeah. Cameron.

Cameron. That would be an anti-mask family. Cameron would be, like, unabashedly anti-mask. I wouldn't hate to see an election special from Succession. Isn't Cameron his name in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and not in succession yeah it's very likely yeah okay but everyone knows what we're talking okay i can't picture the character it's because you didn't watch the show he's the one that's running for president watching yeah i thought that was what about connor connor yeah that's connor that's oh i thought connor would be hyper mask he plays he will be he'll be the only hyper

mask person in that show i thought you said anti-mask no the family itself will only hyper-mask person in that show, I think. Oh, I thought you said anti-mask. No, the family itself will be anti-mask. Got it. Okay. Connor will be the one who's freaking out, calling everyone, huddled up in his, what, Virginia mansion or something. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah. That's the move.

Now we're on the same page. I'm going to write him in instead of Kanye. We're all writing Kanye in, right? We kind of decided on that. Some of his policies I just can't get behind, so I'm not going to. Fine, dude. I'll do it if he releases Donda. Did he release a new track-ish today?

I sure hope not. You know that knockout we watched, that spinning kick when the dude grabbed it? You know, we watched it on TMD? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He tweeted that with some music over it, spinning kick when the dude grabbed it you know we watched on tmd yeah oh yeah he uh he tweeted that with some music over it and i kind of felt for the guy who got ko'd because it's like all right dude now we were past it everyone has seen me get knocked out in like unprecedented fashion

and kanye released some potential new music over it to To go re-vi. Yeah, going double-vi. It's a very tough scene for that young man. Yeah, imagine laying in your bed with your face all fucked up, and then you're just scrolling the TL, and you see Kanye West tweeting it out. Yeah, like amidst his other tweets, too, that are just incoherent rambling,

and you're like, oh, that's me. Okay. That's a foot in my face. Mm-hmm. Very cool. Man, I could use a knockout martini right me. Okay. That's a foot in my face. Mm-hmm. Very cool. Man, I could use a knockout martini right now. Ooh, just wait until this weekend in one presented by Vizzy. Okay, we can do that.

We will discuss that. How old were you when you realized what curb stomping was? When I saw American History X? Yep. That was a very disturbing scene. Okay. I had a buddy who just talked about it all the time. He probably watched American History X.

He was the one who you knew you could go over to his house, and he would have all the inappropriate movies that you weren't supposed to watch. And so it was kind of like, all right, let's go. His name was actually Tanner. Did he have kids? Let's go to Tanner's house. Did you all watch Kids over there? Definitely, 100%.

100%. That's one I'm probably not watching. He had like a somewhat finished basement, so we would just skateboard in it all winter. It was actually a pretty chill sitch. Dude, a finished basement sounds sick. Yeah, you had to have one. You have no idea, Dave.

Like a basement in Finland? What do you mean? Finished. Just a bunch of defensemen down there. Finished basement. Yeah, that's where dads would go off. Oh, finished. Yeah, finished.

That'd be where the man cave was. Yeah, finished. They'd go off. That'd be where the man cave was. Yeah, okay. We can move on. I was trying to do something funny, and it didn't really work. No, it was good. It was very funny. What were you trying to do? A poop story?

No, finish. Like, from Finland. Yeah, I did the same thing. You were piggybacking. You took the ball, and you ran with it. You were piggybacking on my shit. No, you piggybacked on mine. Did you do it first?

I did. I said there's just a bunch of defensemen down there. Just a very niche. Dallas Stars. Stars used to have a bunch of Finnish Finns. Yeah, it's whoosh, not whoosh. Finland is where I would like to go at some point. Let me put that out there.

I'm good. Scandinavia. I want to do a Scandinavian trip, Dave. I was supposed to this July. Shouts to Sweden and Norway. Yeah, I want Norway. Is Finland Scandinavia? Yeah.

Bretter. Bretter? Can I look that up? Finland is a part of Scandinavia. I can look that up. Are you sure? I can do that without a clue. I think I can confirm that as well.

Geographically, Finland is not part of Scandinavia. No way. No way. As it does not share the Scandinavian peninsula the way Sweden and Norway are. However, however, however, although not considered to be Scandinavian country, Finland is still considered to be a Nordic country. So, yeah, you're wrong. That's not true.

You know what? I'm going to pile on with Brett. If we have any Finnish listeners out there, please just come to the defense. In my mind, it's Scandinavian. This is what Google... To be fair, I don't know these kinds of stuff, so I just keep my mouth shut.

I just let you speak and take all the L's. Take all the L's. To be fair, somebody called me out on Reddit for it, and I was like, yeah, once it becomes a thing, you just start shooting from the hip just to really rile the people up. You're so sure about this one. Can I just say this doesn't change the fact. This one, I'm going to – I mean, it's part of the whole thing. This doesn't change the fact that I want to go there.

I'm good. I don't need to that I want to go there. I'm good. I don't need to. I want to go. If I'm going to travel that far to go somewhere, I'm going to go somewhere much doper. Don't go to Iceland, Dylan. You wouldn't last five minutes. Why? Just trust me. I think it's a pretty nice place, man.

It is, but you wouldn't last. It's pretty volcanic. I'd rather go to Iceland than Norway. What's your problem with Norway? Nothing's drawing me to it. I mean, sure, it's a nice place. There's nothing that I'm thinking in my head, like, what's going to make me go there? And it's just nothing.

I've got a couple things for you. You ever seen the babes in Norway, Dylan? I'm not going looking for babes in Norway, man. There's plenty of babes here. Plenty of babes here. I mean, I'm happily married, but if I wasn't, like, I'd be looking for babes in Norway. You'd be going to Norway to look for babes. You don't even talk to them, dude.

Honestly, that's a part of the world I would not, because I feel like Iceland especially, like, everyone's very large. And, like, just rolling up in there, like, 5'9", flirting with 5'10", is just not, you're not going to do that well. You don't want to get KO'd because you talked to the wrong blonde. They had the Icelandic strongmen. You know the mountain? Thor, what's his name? I've heard of him, yeah. Thor Bjorg.

Yeah. It's not his name. But he's Icelandic. He's 400 pounds with a six-pack. It's just weird. Right. What kind of beer? What?

Huh? You have the accent. Come on. What? American accents? People love them. Yeah, my accent's old. Dude, with that stache and that accent, you clean up.

I don't think I'm cleaning up. I think you would. I think I'm getting my clock cleaned. Like I'm getting punched into another dimension. Who's this American fuck at the bar? He's just hitting on everybody. What's this guy's deal? Speaking of volume shooting, what's this guy's deal?

Just roll up on Magnus and Greta. I just imagine every single bar in Norway just being like the ice bars that you see at places. Just every single one. I've never been to an ice bar. I haven't either. Doesn't sound that cool, honestly. I have a buddy that was drunk and just decided to pee in an ice bar. It didn't seem like the move because you're literally going to melt the bar.

He walked up. He's just like, Glacier Boy's here. I'm a Glacier Boy. Went to a very fancy wedding that had a big ice bar that was a martini bar. The whole thing was made out of ice. It was pretty sick. Ice luge? No.

The bar was like 12 feet wide. It was insane. It was all big ice cube. The ice luge market has to be nose diving. Yeah. It can't be good. Post quote. Oh, it can't be good. Post-quo... Oh, my God.

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Not The Bachelor I legit don't want to do this anymore Because of you You kind of ruined that song I'm aware there's a fella on there who looks like me I get it That guy is so much sharper than you. His jawline is just –

Sharper. The first 75 tweets were real fun. I get it. They'll definitely stop now. Don't say he's sharper than me. Come on, dude. Dude, his jawline is – I'm better looking than Bennett.

Disgustingly sharp. Like, it's grossly sharp. Dude, save it. We have to save it. We have to save it. Let's talk about – I just saw a video of a kangaroo beating up this guy on a golf course. Oh, now we're talking. sharp. It's grossly sharp. Save it. We have to save it. We have to save it. I just saw a video of a kangaroo beating up this guy on a golf course. Oh, now we're talking.

He looks older than me, though, right? Put that in the rundown. He looks older than me, right? Can we admit that? Yeah, dude, for sure. For sure. I say that so many times on that stupid show we watch. For sure. We also have Happy Hour Live tonight.

We're doing pumpkins. If you've got a dope-ass pumpkin carving, send it to Brett. You can DM us. Yeah. At circlingbackpod. Hit the DMs. A lot of pumpkins out there. And stop Photoshopping pumpkins. Yeah, don't Photoshop your pumpkins. We're still going to put them up, but do it for real.

And make sure your pumpkins aren't, like, X-rated or anything. I don't want any gross stuff. It's a family stream. I want the gross stuff. Yeah, I'm okay with It's a family stream. I want the gross stuff. Yeah, I'm okay with the x-rated stuff. I want the nasty stuff. And no hot dog references or anything. We're past that.

Yeah. David. I really hope no one does a hot dog one, like a glizzy one. The good news is it's probably too late for them to, well, I guess they can still do it. Bullshit. People are working from home, Dylan.

People can just go to the store for lunch today and grab a pumpkin and make a dizzy dog. Don't underestimate our listeners. It's super dope. Fine detail. I'm going to assume that it's not yours. We had one that was submitted that was legit spooky. Yes. And it was too good, almost. I'm like, did you do this?

Are we talking about the one that has all the teeth? No. I saw one with a hundred teeth. I saw one that had a rope involved, and it was spooky. Stop looking at the DMs, man. Well, it's kind of hard, Brett. You know, when you run the social account and you have to hop in, it's a little difficult. Did Chad send this one?

It's hard to say. Because you know Chad would just, he would do too much. He would go all out. Did y'all get one from an emailer named Steven? Yeah, that was Photoshopped, David. Oh, man. I know. I know. know it was good is it obviously Photoshop there's like is this Photoshopped or not for a second total I

thought oh my god that's amazing and then I was like oh no it's not either way we should probably show we'll show it was getting shown we'll show the Photoshop just saw this kangaroo is tight are Are you kidding me? Okay, wait. Hold up. We're going to do it later. Randy's got it. He's got a lot of animal news today. That's so good, dude.

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I would call it a stalk. Okay. Okay. Backing somebody out of the paint. Either way, it's seven minutes of just pure terror. You know that 6-11 backer that you said yesterday that you would back down in the paint? This is what he would do to you any time you tried to go into the paint. He would say, no, no, no, no, this is my paint.

Back me out of the woods? Yeah, this is my paint. You don't come down here. You are on the perimeter. This is an incredible video. To have the presence of mind to record the whole thing while you're doing this, though, that's... Why not just put your phone down

as the mountain lion gets closer and closer? Because if you make it out of this alive, that video is something you have forever, and that's way tight. Does anyone know this guy's name? Can I get something out of the way real quick, Dylan? Sure. I know you're the only one with experience being stalked by coders. How does this differ from that experience here?

Usually the other way. Come on, Dave. We have fun, though. The jokes used to be younger chicks. What do you want? I don't want any of them. Do you want sorority girls or cougars? I just want to live my life.

Can I ask an honest question? I saw that some school in Utah said that they were changing their name because they were the Cougars and it was offensive to women. I've heard older women refer to themselves as Cougars. We're really reaching here. Yeah, I feel like that's doing more harm than good. Yeah, sometimes people just decide that a group should be offended by something and then they have to change it. The group themselves are not even offended by it. A group should be offended by something, and then they have to change it.

The group themselves are not even offended by it. I do prefer mountain lion to cougar just because of what cougar has come to mean in modern times. And mountain lion, I think it puts the proper respect on the animal's name. But the name cougar of an animal was here long before the other connotation. I know, man. Look, I'm not saying I like it. The thing about a mountain lion is it's a lion in the mountain. Right. And aren't they named, like cougar and mountain lion are the same thing,

and also a panther and a puma. Ready for this one? I don't know about a panther, but maybe. Catamount. And a catamount. Catamount. What's a catamount? It's the same thing.

It's a cougar. And it just depends on where they are geographically, I think. Oh, boy. And that's why you call them different things. This comes up like twice a year. I'm calling this one a mountain lion. Clay Flounder is going to text me and be like, hey, man, I can come on to explain that. I'm going to call this one a mountain lion.

I would love if we just had an entire podcast of Clay mansplaining outdoors. That terrain is mountainous that he's in. So I'm going to call it a mountain lion. You got a problem with that, Will? Bless you, David. Oh, my God. I wasn't listening. I was worried about the- Oh, you want to call it a catamount? David over there. You going to call the mountain lion. You got a problem with that, Will? Bless you, David. Oh, my God. I wasn't listening. I was worried about the...

Oh, you want to call it a catamount? David over there. You want to call it a catamount? I'll catamount you. No, let's do mountain lion. All right, dog. Okay. Either way, it's a dope ass video.

It's a cat that is doing severe damage. It's very unhappy with the guy jogging through the trail. No, he was hiking. Hiking. It seems like it'd be hard for the cat to grab the TV and actually jogging through the trail. No, he was hiking. Hiking. It seems like it'd be hard for that cat to grab the TV and actually put it on the wall. I hate what you're doing right now, but I respect it at the same time. Kyle Burgess said he was out for a 10-mile run at State Canyon in Provo when he spotted four cougar cubs on the trail ahead of him.

Burgess said he was filming the cubs when their mother showed up and followed him for six minutes. The video shows Burgess calling the mother a scary kitty cat and shouting profanely at the animal to leave him alone. Including, fuck you, dude. Here's the deal. I don't know if they speak English. You know if, you know there's like some of those like supernatural things

where it's like if you see this ghost, you know, it means you're doomed. Or if you see your doppelganger, like, it means you're gonna die. If you see cubs when you're out on a hike or jogging, like, if you see cougar cubs, it's too late. They're not alone. Yeah, turn around. Don't get bit in the jugular. Mama's close. Yeah.

And she's not gonna be happy with you being there. I have a major issue with him filming this entire thing. Oh, I don't. Imagine being married to this guy. I don't know if he's married or what, but imagine being married and being like, dude, why didn't you just put your fucking phone away? Okay, but what benefit does that give him?

He's still backing away. Okay, but if it runs up on him, he could drop the phone. I mean, it doesn't give him any advantage to not have a phone in his hand. I'm a content guy, and I don't even think I would be pulling my phone out to do that. I would be scared shitless, and my phone wouldn't even cross my mind. That's why I respect it so much.

I might throw my phone at it. He did it for the content. I was going to say, give this guy some props. The mountain lion was in the field of view the entire time. Dylan photography thing. Sure. He was very clearly, do you see the trail was like undulating in elevation? Like he

was walking up like pretty steep hills like backwards. What was the gradient? Good 4-5% David. Would you have known to back away facing the animal like he did? Yes. That's Mountain Lion 101. Is it? Yeah. That's pretty much any predator. I did some reading.

They'll think you're prey if you turn your back to them and move quickly. I did some reading. And if you turn and run, it triggers their predator instinct, and they will want to run you down, basically. Yeah. So he did the right thing. Also supposed to make yourself appear to be big. He should have gotten his cell phone and just put on Despacito and tossed it at the cat what would that have done david i don't know he might have gotten elected president

okay i'm doing biden um to call back my one problem with him is why didn't he throw a rock sooner agree he's in panic man when you imagine this was me taping it and I threw a rock and it just dropped in front of him and rolled up to his feet. And I was like, oh, no. I think as he started to back away from the cat, he was hoping that once he got far enough away from the cubs, the cat would be like, all right, that's far enough. I'm turning around and retreat back to them. But as he kept backing away and backing away, that thing just kept coming and kept coming. And then it started doing the little lunge stuff at him.

It's like, all right, I better find some kind of something else because this ain't working. It would have stunted his momentum to like squat down and grab something. Sure. I kind of understand that. Did he hit the cat with the rock when he threw it or did he get near it? He got to like the feet. Kind of got near it type of thing. And that was enough to make it piss off.

Dude, it got out of there quick. Yeah, seeing that thing like bound down the trail i was like oh you're you're toast that is an impressive animal the uh the the initial like charges that it made yeah trying to get them out of there were were some of the more terrifying yeah i've never seen that that move before yeah that was tight that's a sick cat, dude. It's funny that you're always talking about how you could take a mountain lion. No, let's not start that. You do. I've never said that.

You always say that. I've only said it about a cheetah. Does this change your mind about the cheetah? No. Because this mountain lion wasn't even that big. A cheetah is frail. It's built to run you down and go for the throat. Both things that it would do to you.

That's what's frightening about them. That is what's scary. This is an octagon fight to the death, though. Speed is not an issue. I'm not going to outrun the thing. I'm the only person that's somewhat taking your side on this after doing my research regarding tiring them out by letting them stalk you in a small enclosed area since they would be scared but i still like if i had to actually put money on it

i don't think you're killing it i don't have the heart to kill it maybe that's why i'm a gentle boy imagine like coming back from work one day and parks is like how was your day at work dad and then you were just like well i a fucking... Well, I had to fight a cheetah to the death, son. Yeah, the studio's a little messy. I have to go in early tomorrow. No, I'm not taking a catamount, though. No, it did look smaller than I thought one might be, but it might have just been deceptive.

Females are a little bit smaller. Oh, yeah, this was a female. Pretty sure this was the mom. Do we have an issue with this guy taking video of the cubs in the first place? Like, he was kind of asking for the smoke. Yeah, I don't think he really was processing the danger. I only have an issue if he went that way knowing there were cubs to get a better view and to get, like, then that is, like, absurdly dumb. Yeah, it looked like he just ran, he was running and then saw, like, oh, phone, pull it out.

Look at these. I'm not pulling out the phone. running and saw like oh phone pull it out i'm not pulling out the phone like if i think i have enough from this podcast enough sense like oh there's cubs whether it be bear cubs big cat cubs uh that to know that like i am in immediate danger the fact that that thing is right there like it's over so so when you so you guys did know that you should walk away facing it i didn't yeah i didn't either like it's like bear like bear 101 i only know that you should walk away facing it? I didn't. I didn't either. It's like Bear 101. I only know that from Bear, and I assumed it was the same. Aren't bears supposed to make yourself big?

Bears the plate dead one, I think. Isn't there one where you're supposed to make yourself the biggest boss? Yeah, cats. Everyone. Okay. I feel like my inclination would be just get behind a tree and hope it walks away. If you have a coat, you take it off and put it up like that, so you appear much bigger. and hope it walks away. If you have a coat,

you take it off and put it up like that so you appear much bigger. But I don't know what I... I probably would have done this out of just instinct to just back away slowly, but I didn't know you were supposed to do that.

I definitely wouldn't have turned and ran because I can't run the damn thing. You want to know what to do if you run into a grizzly? Yes. If you encounter a grizzly, do not run.

Avoid direct eye contact. Walk away slowly if the bear is not approaching. Big if. If the bear charges, stay on your ground You can't outrun it Don't scream Riel Just to die the most Silenced, horrible death

The Vainy Kid meme Just looking at the fucking bear Just don't Don't go on runs or hikes or walkabouts without something to use. Yeah, stay strapped. He said something like, in nature, I guess I'm saying. Don't go through the woods with nothing but a phone on you. That's fair. You've got to have something, man.

A walking stick. Now, if you encounter a black bear, which rarely attack humans, they can be easily scared away with the following approach. Stand and face the bear directly. Never run away. And obviously never approach them. Grizzly is the one that if that thing's coming at you, play dead is the last option.

There was a bear video recently that surfaced. These folks were hiking through somewhere and it was two women I think then they stopped and they just stood perfectly still the bear walked up to him and like was tugging on their backpacks and stuff and kind of just check him out and then walks away it was fine they were just perfectly still didn't make a sound what color was it brown or black I don't remember what color the bear was grizzly bear I'd be? I don't remember what color the bear was. Grizzly bear, I'd be like, fuck.

I don't think it was a grizzly. I think it was about the size of the people, so it wasn't huge. The only thing this guy might have done wrong, outside of being there in the first place, is bending over to get the rock, but I get why he did it. But everything else he did, as far as just slowly backing away, that's what they say to do. That thing started to lunge at him. Oh my Godpping the ground dude rosie does that when she plays with other dogs like she like bounds up to them with her arms like extended out and she does that at a pretty rapid pace and seeing an actual predatory animal do that like it absolutely frightening i like

found myself jumping away from my phone when i was watching it oh my god i i was worried it was going to end with him like shooting the cat do you think i fired it at its feet first freeze yeah stay right there yeah this is from 1912 so rage for the sky from 1912 hasn't been shot in 100 years yeah? Dave, after seeing this video, where is your, where are you slotting a mountain line in on your defense? Oh, man. It's just a hard hit in safety for me. I've got too much strength, though.

Like, I kind of put him on the edge. I kind of want him at a, I want him, like, at a linebacker, but, like, one that can drop back into coverage. Okay. Like, not just one that's out there to, like, clog up the run game. Like, one that's going to hit his assignments. Did you see Derrick Henry truck Josh Norman last night? Yeah.

Holy shit. He's a full-grown man. This cat, though. Jeez. If that thing came at you, what are your chances of getting out of there? Like, if it really wanted to just attack you. I don't think so. Very, very little.

Zero percent? The speed of that thing, like, it might attack you to the point where you could, like, actually try to do something and stun it, but the speed of which it can attack, I would just be worried that it would immediately go for my jugular and I'd be bleeding out in the middle of a trail with my phone running. Because I think even if you were able to get your hands around its throat, I think it's still so strong that it could just

fight you away, bat you away. But it takes one paw going at you when you have your hands around its neck for you to be like, okay, I'm now bleeding from my neck and I need to hold my neck shut. I think I read to

go for the eyes if you're being attacked by one. Gouge them out? Yeah. If you have no weapon? I don't think I could do that. Oh, you could. If it's trying to kill you, your instinct,

you know, like, you will. You could. It would take me mustering up something to be like, all right, and then by the time I mustered, I'd be dead. You'd be surprised, mustered,

you'd be surprised what you're capable of in, like, a life or death situation. Like, bodies just have a way of, adrenaline, you can like lift cars and shit if there are people under of protecting yourself i'm trying to think of like the closest i've ever been to a life or death situation with an animal just anything have you ever heard of people having like very brief like superhuman strength in life or death situations like a big like lift a tractor off of you or something? Have you heard of that?

No. It's like adrenaline. I believe it. I absolutely believe it, but I've never seen a news story. Lifting a car off of somebody. Have you ever tried lifting a car? Yeah, I did. The results won't shock you. Yeah, we had three of us trying to lift the back end of a car up,

and shocker, we couldn't do it. Some cars you can do it. We couldn't do it some cars you can you can do it we couldn't do this it was like a saturn or something unless there's a bunch of will to freezes just kidding no we were we were pretty drunk and it was kind of a necessity to move this car so we were just like all right we have to fucking do it and it it seemed like a really good idea until we were like oh we can't we can't really do this so we weren't driving the car by the way it was somebody else that parked really badly and we were like we need to get this off this right now. I just read what to do if a mountain lion attacks you and you're in close quarters.

It says gently kiss it on the nose. Really? Yeah. That's what I do with you when you guys are mad at me. Yeah, it works every time. You got to kiss the homies. I got to be mad at that. You see Trump's kissing the homies now? I did see that.

All of them. He's clear of COVID? Is it? Yeah, but he said he's down to kiss the homies now? I did see that. All of them. He's clear of COVID? Is it? Yeah, but he said he's down to kiss the homies. Oh, good for him. Yeah. He said he'd go in the crowd and kiss everybody. Do you see him dancing to the YMCA?

No. It's not. The dude can't dance, man. Really? That's the old man dancing. I get it. I get it. I'm not going to let him.

He's got old man on the wedding dance floor move. Do you think he knows how to dab? Someone has taught him. Baron has taught him how to dab. For sure. No, Baron's embarrassed by that. I don't even think Baron talks to him. No, they don't communicate at all.

Fuck you. I hate you, Dad. Isn't he like super tall? He's huge. He's actually the 6'11 backer that wrote into Spooky Season. I will back Baron's ass down. What would Barron do to you? Barron is throwing it down on you so bad.

You think Barron can dunk? Yes. That's tight. How old is he? 14? I think he's like 6'7 or something crazy. Depending on his age, he can dunk. He's above the age of 14.

He is getting rimmed. How tall is he? Just like Dylan. Hard to say. I don't think there's any official stats out here now., he is getting rimmed. How tall is he? Just like Dylan. It's hard to say. I don't think there's any official stats out here now. If he's 14, it's still going up. What did you say over there, bitch? I said he's getting rimmed just like Dylan, and Randy can't handle it.

Randy, what the? Randy's dying over here. I love it. He thinks I'm making an ass-eating joke. I'll cross you over on the court, Randy. So what do you do if you're sorry? Well, go ahead. Barron's officially taller than Trump,

but just based on photos. And Trump is 6'2". No, he's 6'4". This says... Sorry, town and country, where I get all my news from, says that he's 6'2". His doctor just released, like,

you get health updates on the president. He's 6'4", like, 250 or something. Like, he's a big boy. Yeah, I'm sure that doctor wasn't told to add a couple inches to that. If they're doing it for the president to freeze, I'm like'm like hey go out there and tell him i'm six i'm just saying i'm gonna take his doctor over town and country though but i'm not yeah definitely not good point what southern living have him uh listed at yeah better homes and gardening has no six foot one no but he's – photo evidence, he's at least an inch taller.

So he's at least 6'3 or 6'5". And he's only 14. Based on what WASP-y publication you're basing yourself on. Is he – what does Town & Country have Frank Thomas listed at? Like 6'8"? 7'4". 6'8", 320? David Ortiz is somehow like 5-11.

Brett, you had a question like 10 minutes ago. What was that? Well, it was going back to animal attacks. I was going to say, what do you do if you roll up on a wolf? I think that's the only other predator that's – Well, you're in trouble because where there's one, there's eight other ones that you don't see. They have really strong bites, too. Yeah. I don't want to mess with – I would be like, ooh, a wolf-like dog.

I'll take a – I'd rather fight a wolf than that damn c cougar i'll tell you that i forgot you say wolf i just got i got a text message right right when we started recording that just says hi william i'm branded with move texas early voting in texas was extended blah blah blah we're talking to voters about issues facing their communities and i just didn't want to deal with this guy so i just said i'm worried about the wolf population in michigan's upper peninsula who should i vote for and he just responded and said well it looks like right now it's at least at a stable population level, or at least from what I could find. Man, what a thankless job.

Yeah. Do I say wolf? Yeah, you do. Wolf. I hate that. I'd rather put a wolf. Wolf. Guys, I'm trying to kick some knowledge here.

Wolf has an L in it. Both does not have an L in it. I'm sorry, man. If you guys want to know, if you do ever encounter a wolf, Dylan, it says stand tall and make yourself look larger. Calmly but slowly back away and do maintain eye contact. If the wolf charges you, kiss it on the nose gently. Okay.

Wow. Kissing is a powerful. Cooter, no eyes. Wolf eyes. Hey, man, love wins. Yeah. Interesting. And if the wolf has a firearm, put like a flower in the barrel.

Oh, man. Dude, I respect that cougar, though, man. I'm glad everybody got away with it. Not the first time you said that. Dude, stop. You know what's scary about a wolf? You encounter one, you're doing the back away thing. You're going to back right into the rest of the squad.

They're back there waiting. They know how this works. They're setting a trap for you, and you're going to back in, and they're going to see it coming next thing you know. We were coming here, David. That's what the wolf would say. Oh! Oh!

Oh! We're going to eat you now. We're going to eat you. Looking like a snack why is that wolf so sassy he's a wolf he's a sassy wolf dude looking like a snack i've had some pit bull encounters in miami yeah vegas worldwide no i i was chased onto a upper brick mailbox by a pit bull really in norse yeah there was a there was a dog we had a bike path that you could take from my old house to downtown a dog was out there and i had just learned about rabies i think and it

started stalking me on my bike and by stalking i mean just running after me like a normal dog fucking does and i was like oh my god i think it's foaming from the mouth like no it's just slobbering and i i walked slowly back to my house with my bike and i was just so scared shitless and then sure enough yeah it's just a golden retriever oh you just wanted some pets wanted some pets yeah some boops uh yeah he just i gave him nothing He wanted a kiss on the nose. I know. He really wanted a kiss on the nose. I felt like such a wimp. I am a wimp. Boop.

Beep-bop-boop-bop. So is this guy on Ellen yet? I don't know. Didn't she kind of cancel? She's still doing her thing, man. Whatever. I don't care about Ellen. What other show would this guy go on?

Rob Dyrdek? He'd go on the view and they'd all rip him up for like being around the cubs and stuff i'm ripping him for that that's why i'm against hiking stay out of nature no man y'all need to fucking just stay inside how are you going to run into marshall and joe if you can't go hiking in austin texas oh what where's he going i don't know he hasn't made his made his trails public yet. Just go to the indoor track. Don't go. The YMCA.

Yeah, go down to the Y. Where like 11 laps equals a mile. That's the worst. You have to run around. It's such a mind fog. You're constantly turning left. See Goggins got second in Moab. Really?

Yeah. Two day race. I don't know. How many miles? A lot. More than you could race. I don't know. How many miles? A lot. More than you could run. You're not lying. He does like 150 mile marathons.

Super marathons. What are they called? Mega? Oh, it's only. I think it was. I think it was Moab. 240 is Moab. Ugh.

Can you imagine? It's like running from here to Dallas, right? It's longer than that we were running to dallas do you see any nature on your nature hike just don't know how that song goes you know i was kind of bummed so we went to baroon bells which is like the most instagramable place like i said and it's it's an awesome place it's very easy hiking it's absolutely beautiful like probably the most beautiful place i've ever been i went as far to say that it puts scotland to shame when we went there i was like we should instead of Instead of going to Scotland and the Highlands,

just roll over. Just go to Colorado. There was talk about moose there. And apparently there's one moose that just chills there all the time. We didn't get to see it. I was really bummed. And I was really excited to see the moose. That's too bad. Are the trails so padded down?

There's like snack shacks on the side of the road. No. At Maroon Bells, there's, like, essentially nothing. It's not like you don't feel rugged, but it's a very easy hike. But, no, we didn't see that. And then we did another hike that was up a mountain, and we didn't really see anything besides the views.

Yeah. I was really hoping to see a moose, at least. But no moose were seen. Moose are intimidating when you see one yeah i've never seen one in person huge i've seen one from a from a bus in the pitch black dark so i saw like a figure and that's all i saw and that wasn't that was in that was in wyoming everyone's seen the video of the moose running through the snow right oh he's chopping yeah he's not running he's chopping it's like there's no it's like there's nothing there. They don't give a fuck.

They say if a wolf approaches you in the woods, you're supposed to just start making sweet love to your significant other. Like in Yellowstone. What the fuck? That is hands down the dumbest scene I've ever seen in any TV show ever. Didn't they do it twice, too? Like this wolf comes back to watch again?

Don't tell me they run it back later in the season. I think they do. Dude, if they do, Sally's going to lose her mind. Oh, man. So wait, somebody fucks a moose in this show? Oh, Dave. What did you just say?

I was looking at my text. There's a wolf that they see in the woods. A what? A wolf. W-O-O-F. A wolf. It's not Monica. Casey and I forgot his, what's her name? His wife name doesn't matter they have intercourse monica the only reason i know her name is because sally complains about

her so much that i know it's broad daylight they look over this was wolf wolf is watching them and they're like this is a good time to have sex and they just they drop to the ground and start making love did he stick around as a wolf is watching them just a voyeuristic wolf it's weird he later explains it that the wolf is uh he's basically doing like recon and figuring out like he's there's planning an attack later he and he and the boys the pack damn and girls do they like interview them no yeah that's what we're doing. No, they didn't talk to the wolf. Just stay here and love me. Just stay here.

Shut the fuck up, Monica. No, don't go. Your kid's out there running around. He already got kidnapped. Don't go kill it. Instead. What are you doing? Make love to me.

What? Just start the damn show, David. I wish they had gotten mobbed on. Dude, we're going to be mobbing this weekend. Can't wait to mob. You've never mobbed.. Dude, we're going to be mobbing this weekend. Can't wait to mob. You've never mobbed. Well, guys, we've officially done 25 minutes on this story. Should we move on to the next one?

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We can save it. No, we're talking. That's a segment we can do for the next month. All right. So this kangaroo video, if you're watching on YouTube, you get to watch this with us. I have not seen this yet because it dropped mid-pod. Dave, can you set the scene?

Shout out to the listener who tagged us in it. I believe it was Evan. No, I don't know who it was, actually. Anyway, we're on a golf course. I'm assuming since there's a kangaroo, this is in Australia. Down under. Maybe Royal Melbourne. And we have here what appears to be a golfer holding a golf club, as they do,

and a kangaroo. And let's see what happens. Oh, the kangaroo is chasing him around the cart. He's fending it off. He's swinging the club. No, don't use the club, dude. You've got to defend yourself. What are you talking about?

It didn't work. Kangaroo. You've got to keep your feet there. Dude, his boy froze. Yeah, his buddy. His cartner just absolutely botched that. I don't know if the kangaroo just hit him with a two-piece and knocked him down, or this dude just stumbled. He just lost his footing.

Oh, yeah, he just fell back. I think the kangaroo lunged at him, and he just went down. To be fair to the golfer, I don't think he's using the club to hurt the kangaroo. He's just trying to get him away. See what I mean? He's like, just keep your distance. It didn't work. Look, you've got to have someone in the squad who's ready to film shit like this, too.

This is the Micah. This is Micah. Micah is just running up to the camera right now, just getting ready to do this. This is the team content guy of the group, and I respect him. I need a follow-up. I need to know, what does a kangaroo do after he gets you down? Does he jump on top and get you in a full mount and just start ground and pounding? Nah.

Micah. I think the kangaroo runs away after that. I think so, too. My friend is going through a traumatic event. I better record this. I'm not going to lie. I think the kangaroo runs away after that. I think so, too. My friend is going through a traumatic event. I better record this. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm really glad that there wasn't a clear shot with the driver to the kangaroo's head.

Had he just clean knocked out the kangaroo with his driver, I would have been really sad. I wouldn't want to watch that. I don't want the kangaroo to necessarily kill him, but I'm kind of glad that the kangaroo didn't. Why do we always root for the animal in these situations? I don't. We did one story one time where I think the person ended up dying, and I was like, man, I should probably stop rooting for the animals here. Yeah, this guy, by all accounts, is just playing golf.

He's not doing anything bad. It looks like he piped his drive, too. He's middle of the fairway. Yeah, he did. He had to punch out. He stuck it. That's where he found the kangaroo. He's a little bit left.

He found himself in the habitat. It's a real tough showing from his boy here. His boy's got the bucket hat on. Yeah, he's got the bucket hat working. You've got to respect that. Just gives him a little poke. The problem is with the kangaroo that it can go from being seven feet away from you and outside of your reach to inside of your reach in a matter of a split second.

It has so much maneuverability. Look at that. Their tails are crazy, man. They use it to stand on, basically. Why don't they just get in the cart and just drive away? Because those things are like 35 miles an hour. I know, but it might chase you, but I don't think it's going to go up to the cart

and grab you and start beating the shit out of you. Wow, I was absolutely right. I've learned a lot from this podcast. 35 miles an hour on a kangaroo. Oh, the guy recording is in a cart. I see that now. As he pans over, you can see the little rail pass by the screen. Oh, interesting.

Good note there, Dylan. Good note. Then he gets out and he's like, this is getting serious. He needed my help. I don't know if I'd be scared of kangaroo arms, but those legs give you a pop. Yeah, but that's a pretty small kangaroo. He's not really going to do much damage to you, I don't think.

Oh, here we go. He's not one of those just-got-out-of-prison-swole-ass ones. Okay, so Micah's the one in the cart videotaping. Dave is the bucket hat guy who's poking him away. I'm in the cart with Micah texting, not realizing that anything's actually going on. And Dylan's getting beat up by Joey.

I'm the one getting two-pieced by the kangaroo. This is a great video. I know. We've literally watched it 50 times. I could sit here and watch it all day. Golfing in Australia looks pretty nice. It is very. Except for the killer kangaroos on the loose.

I've heard from friends of the program. Brett does day trips between New Zealand and Australia all the time. They're just everywhere over there, right? I think so. They're like squirrels, basically. Probably like deer, I'd assume. That's probably a better one. They're cool animals, man.

I like them. They've got pouches and shit. That's cool. You think your roots were out of the squat? Maybe, probably. They said the kangaroo skipped off okay and was monitored That's cool. You think your roots were out of the squat? Maybe, probably. They said the kangaroo skipped off okay and was monitored

by ground staff. Okay. This happened like a year or two ago. Oh, yeah? That was my fear. How did we not see this earlier? Doesn't matter.

We never saw it. It's a long time for things to get over on flight. Yep. Yep. Such a cool video. Good for them.

And everyone came out okay Looks like a nice track It looks okay I hate that I'd probably go like 78 on that track No big deal Do you guys want to do a

Choose your own adventure? Should we do grocery store Dave Or fart story? They're both good stories To have up your sleeve When you need it I feel like grocery I don't know how much time

We have left But I feel like the grocery store One they could could kick off like a 20-minute seggy. Trying to get out of here, dude? I'm just spitballing, man. I don't know. We just have This Weekend of Fun coming up, too, and then Brett's whatever, whatever you do at the end. Dude, let's just do This Weekend of Fun.

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So I'm celebrating your boy's 37th birthday a week early My actual birthday is next Friday How old? What are you doing? I will be turning 37 Wait, your birthday is next Friday? Yeah But we're celebrating it this Friday

Yeah, because it's just This is an available weekend for lots of folks Okay So you're not going to be like the birthday week guy? No, I hate that guy But I still will be expecting a happy birthday from everyone on my actual birthday which is the 23rd of october how many ig stories you're gonna repost dude you have no idea like 40 no probably uh you know what people don't really do those for me so probably i'm gonna do one for you people don't do that for me Yeah, I plan a birthday dinner for myself every year

because there's no one to really plan shit for me, so I just do it for myself. I just take matters into my own hands. It's my only thing that I really ask for from my friends. Dude, shut up. Just to show up for one night for me a year. I can't wait. It'll be fun.

We're going to go to dinner Friday. I won't tell you where. Want to do shots? You want to do shots? Yeah. All right, I'll do a shot with you, bitch. I won't. Shots, shots, shots. I did fireball on the golf course. Let me tell you where. I'll do shots. You want to do shots? Yeah. All right, I'll do a shot with you, bitch. I won't. Shots, shots, shots, shots.

I did fireball on the golf course. Let me tell you this. Ooh, really? It was the first shot I've done maybe in 2020. Just admit it wasn't that bad. No, it wasn't. If you buy me a shot at a meetup in future meetups, I will take fireball. Shouldn't say that.

The way to do it is fall beers. You have a shipyard pumpkin head. Throw a shot of Fireball in it. I had someone that I knew who would take Angry Orchard and put a shot of Fireball in that. Yeah. Anyway, speaking of drinks and speaking of my birthday and me, after dinner Friday, I'm going to do everything I can to talk you guys into going down the street for spooky cocktails at one of my favorite bars that we never go to.

into going down the street for spooky cocktails at one of my favorite bars that we never go to. Down the street from the restaurant we'll be attending. Is that place even open? We'll find out and see about it. Pretty sure it's open. It's open. I drove by it last night on my way to P. Terry's. They have spooky drinks.

They go all out for Halloween. You know I love Halloween, Dave. This is my night. Just suck it up for me and have a fucking spooky cocktail with probably some dry ice in it, super dope like cauldron looking shit it's gonna be fun suck it up and suck it down we should all like we should get like 12 straws and drink from the same and that is probably not yeah none this is not checking the boxes okay anyway I'm gonna see what I can do okay getting

y'all to go there, I mean. I can't wait, man. Friday's going to be fun. Dinner. Might even play golf Friday. I don't know yet. I don't know if I can be away from Stella for that long. Why don't you take her to daycare?

I'll look into that. Helen Wolf, actually. Helen Wolf? That's where I take Randy. Is it Wolf or Wolf? It's Wolf. It's close to you, huh? Yeah, right around the corner on Manchac. I'll? Is it Wolf or Wolf? It's Wolf. It's close to you, huh? Yeah, right around the corner on Manchac. I'll see about it.

I like them. They do a good job. They bathe them. It's a little pricey, but they play all day, then they bathe them. They do overnights too? Oh yeah. That's where we board them when we have to leave for a couple days. I would like to play golf, so maybe I'll look into that. Saturday and

Sunday, I don't really know what I'm doing. Watching football. Texas doesn't play this weekend, which is a huge plus for me, I think. I think they have the weekend off. I hope they do. They might as well. I want to watch them play. That's about it, man.

Should be a lot of fun. Any out-of-towners coming in? No. Oh, Klein. Oh. Yeah, Klein's coming. I thought you were doing a joke. The intern.

Klein's coming. Can't wait for Klein to show up. I haven't seen him in a minute. Always a fun weekend. I missed out on the last trip. Yeah. Yeah. We went to him last time.

Dave and I did. I just hope he breaks 80. I don't know. Just saying. He probably won did. I just hope he breaks 80. I don't know. Just saying. He probably won't. Anyway, Dave? Very similar to what Dylan's doing, although it is not my 42nd birthday.

I will be celebrating with Dylan for his. Aw, thanks, man. Yeah, playing golf with Klein and whoever else. Saturday? Yeah, I haven't even looked at the slate. I don't even know what games are on. I know Baylor's not playing due to the ongoing global pandemic. And, um, going to be low-key. Okay.

Monday night football. Boys are on Monday night, so no Cowboys Sunday. Andy Dalton, Kyler Murray, the battle everyone everyone's been waiting for should be a lot of fun um let's see oh we have the too much dip live stream tomorrow thursday night that kind of that's the unofficial kickoff of the weekend i think for most people so check that out thursday night washed YouTube. YouTube.com slash watch media. Right. There we go. Yeah, I don't have a whole hell of a lot going on.

I think your boys are going to probably entertain some of the same activities you guys are. If you guys want us to pop over to the crib at 2 p.m. on Saturday, we can watch that Man U game. I know you've been following along pretty hard, Dylan. Probably won't, but thanks. Playing Newcastle should be a pretty good match. Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of a low-key weekend. I'm trying to get outside this weekend.

I don't care if it's a park. I don't care if it's a trail. I need to get out of the house. There's some weather incoming. I'm well aware. Friday looks like the day. Yeah. Some Nordic weather. Some Finnish weather.

Finnish weather. It is Nordic, we decided, right? We can't say Finnish weather when it's Dylan's birthday. People are going to make jokes about that. Just y'all probably, honestly. Nordic, we decided, right? Oh, we can't say Finnish weather when it's Dylan's birthday. Oh. People are going to make jokes about that. Just y'all, probably, honestly. It's primetime finishing time. Mm-hmm.

What? Huh? Scandinavia. Yep. Same. Probably going to be playing FIFA 21. Oh, yeah. You need to Twitch that shit.

Yeah, yeah. I'll download it. We'll get it on Twitch. People are saying you're trash at it, though. Not going to lie, I had a tough start, but I'm finally finding out how to play this damn game. So my defense is back. Please request me if you want to add me on PlayStation.

It's PintsWithTheLads. Tell me that's not a good username. Strong. PintsWithTheLads. Strong. Brett, what are you getting into? I think I can just tell you, kind of take bits and pieces from everybody's weekends, and that's mine.

I'm playing golf. I'm going to dinner. Cigarettes in town. Ooh, stop, dude. See, even your mouth doesn't want you to say that anymore. True. Your body's telling you no. It's a joke, guys.

Your body's not telling me no, dude. It's a joke. My significant other. Jeez. Just call your girlfriend. It's a song, dude. Well, then everybody gets mad at me for that, too. Why?

Like, we get it? You have a girlfriend? I like that. There's a lot going on here. I'm going to just turn my mic off. I'm ruining this. Ole Miss game on Saturday. I think it's 2.30.

You're just an Ole Miss guy now? Who they got? The Rebs. Who they got? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Someone in the SEC. Who do they got? The Rebs. Who do they got? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Someone in the SEC.

Who do they got? Well, yeah, Dylan. Arkansas. Shut up, Will. Oh, that's – Fighting hashtags. I might have to roll with Chad. They got wronged last weekend, so I think I'm voting for the Razorbacks in this game.

I don't know if I can bring this. I'm kind of cucking his best weekend. No one cares about his weekend. That's okay. That's fine. I'm kind of cucking his best weekend. No one cares about his weekend. That's okay.

That's fine. Somebody hit me up yesterday seeing if one of our buddies would be interested in being in one of their videos. I'm not saying who they are, but let's just say these dudes are perfect. Whoa. Are they dudes? Whoa. And it was Flounder. Might be an upcoming VP video.p video please make this happen dude perfect what is the context of said video like what would they be doing oh we'll talk i don't want to i

don't want to put it out there but i don't know if it's going to happen because you know flounder as the newborn but chad hit me up yesterday he's like do you think he would do this and i'm he's all about it if he wants to be seen by tens of millions of people. That's exactly what I told him. I go, dude, when I say that millions will see this, I'm not exaggerating. An S on the end of millions. Millions with an S. We're up to 10.2

on Instagram, right? Are we? No, I don't think we're that high yet. I like to look at it like this. We're only a handful of zeros away from where they are. That's a good way of thinking about it. No, we're hovering at just above 10.1. I don't know at it like this. We're only like a handful of zeros away from where they are. That's a good way of thinking about it. No, we're hovering at – no, we're just above 10.1. I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah, come on.

It's still a good number though. 10.1 feels right. Yeah. So what are you doing this weekend, Brett? Yeah, just that stuff. Brett's weekend is just – it's a piecemeal of everyone's. I get it. I like that.

Probably a patio beer somewhere. I could do games outdoors at a reasonable spot, but I think a lot of people are going to have that idea. Especially if it's going to be 83 and sunny on Saturday. We'll see. Get there early. Daddy likes that. Maybe have some bangers and mash.

Do they have that at Kaiser? You've been watching The Haunting of Bly Manor. I have. I'm three deep. Did you watch any more? I've watched two. They make bangers and mash. Yeah, they do.

Yeah. You probably never even- They're in England. You probably never even had bangers and mash. It's located in England. That's a really bad accent. I don't even know if you're doing an accent. You're just changing the tone of your voice.

Were you the one who called it a manor and not a manor? I was thinking of manger and- You're just changing the tone of your voice. Were you the one who called it a manor and not a manor? Yeah, unfortunately. I was thinking of manger and I don't know. You were thinking of the city in Texas. But I never talk about that little city in Texas that's close to Austin called manor. I don't. Especially because I hate the golf course there so much. I like that course. I hate it.

I kind of do too. Dylan hates it. It's a good track. Never invite me there. Stop calling them tracks. Don't invite me there. Calling it a track is the one cool golf... I like the whole movement of making golf more approachable for the masses.

I hate when people call it a track for some reason. It's a sick track, man. It's not a track. Who's the architect? Yeah, who designed that course? I don't know. How is... We're playing Jimmy Clay. Is that right?

Who wants to know? Me. Are you Jimmy Clay? What a shit. What a weird time for music. No one knows that song except for you and me. It was weird. All right, Brett, do you have any breaking news?

Well, as a matter of fact, I do. Thank you for asking. Do you want to go the Ball family, Dr. Dre, or college basketball? Ball family. Okay, Ball family, Dr. Dre, or college basketball? Ball family. Okay, Ball family. Real quick with these. Darren Revell, Dylan's favorite guy, reports that LaMelo Ball has officially signed with Puma Hoops. Meanwhile, Big Baller Brand, their website, they're forwarding the site to an estranged executive who LaVar is suing. So Puma Hoops picked up LaMelo.

Okay. Isn't Lonzo just a big baller brain guy? I think he was. Oh, he flipped? He's been now a defunct big baller brand. Oh, I didn't know they went under. They went under. Lonzo even went as far to talk shit about it.

He said he had major foot problems because of the shoe. You mean so charging $500 for shit shoes, that business model didn't go over so well? Yeah, but at the end of the day, do you want a big ball or not? Are you a small ball or a big baller? Medium-sized baller. You just got to weigh the pros and cons of that. That was a good content day.

When big ballers started heating up, same as a former employer of mine, it was like, okay, batten down the hatches, get on the blog. In college basketball news, Dylan, a new college basketball tournament called the Bad Boy Mowers Crossover Classic has announced it will host eight teams on November 25th through the 27th in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. November 25th through the 27th in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Teams include OSU, unclear if that's Ohio State or Oklahoma State, Texas A&M, and masked fans will be allowed into the arena. So college basketball is scheduled.

They sponsor a bowl game, if I am not mistaken. What was the name of this tournament again? Bad Boy Mowers. The Bad Boy Mowers Crossover Classic. That's a great name. Whoever came up with that at Bad Boy Mowers. Is there a crossover classic? There's got to be a manscaped bowl this year, right?

Mm-hmm. Field's going to be real trim. They're everywhere. It's just bald. Mm-hmm. They're playing on dirt. They're playing on flat dirt. No little razor bumps whatsoever.

Uh-uh. That's so stupid. Dave, you know Dr. Dre? I'm very familiar. Do you know his estranged wife, Nicole Young? I'm not familiar at all. Well, TMZ reported on Tuesday that Dr. Dre's business partner, Larry Chapman, filed a report with the Los Angeles Police Department claiming that Young withdrew nearly $400,000 from the business account

without Dr. Dre's authorization. Maybe she was picking up tacos for the squad. Well, she's the same woman who demanded $2 million per month in child support. Seems excessive. 18 years. You've got to shoot for the stars. It's negotiating 101. Yeah, you go in with that, then you get it down.

It's going to go back and forth. You're going to finally settle on like $800K. Yeah. You're sitting pretty. It's a great move. Yeah, then you get it down. It's going to go back and forth. You're going to finally settle on like 800K. Yeah. You're sitting pretty. It's a great move. Yeah. It's a great move. Part of the deal.

Would you like the breakdown of the $2 million per month? Kind of. Okay. Let's see. It goes, once the picture loads. Okay. Laundry, $10,000 a month. Get it.

Clothing, $135,000 a month clothing 135 000 a month education which include tuition and living expenses 60k entertainment the bulk of this uh whole thing 900k a month i mean that sounds pretty reasonable to me uh entertainment yeah so she's hiring she's essentially hiring like a private like a-list concert once a month. She's getting Jackson Brown to come do a set. I love it. Charitable contributions, $125K a month. Just got to get money to give it away.

They say it feels better than making money. Mortgage, $100K a month. Telephone, cell phone, and email, $20K per month. Okay. I get it. And that gets you to the $2 million. I get it. Kid's buying hella games on that cell phone.

Living right, man. Sheesh. All right, guys. Is it time? We calling it? I think we got to call it. Okay. It's time to talk Bachelor.

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