Circling Back - Counterfeit Poker Chips & $750 First Dates

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

Coming off the heels of Spooky SZN, we keep the momentum rolling — a Florida man traps a gator in his trashcan, a twerp of a 16-year-old proved why you should probably stop rolling coal, a ridiculous first date receipt from a high-end steakhouse in Atlanta, the government is running out of money, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:00) Florida Man Traps Alligator in Trashcan (36:00) When Rolling Coal Goes Bad (46:06) Ridiculous First Date Receipt (58:58) U.S. Government Running Out of Money (1:07:10) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Ritual: www.ritual.com/circlingback (10% off) Mizzen and Main: www.mizzenandmain.com (CIRCLINGBACK for $35 off) DraftKings: www.draftkings.com (download the app and use WASHED for $150) Back The Badgers Fundraiser: www.bit.ly/3AP2sj4 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy heart cell to the only heart cell to the vitamin c and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze to my left. David Ruff. Hey, thanks, Will. Real quick. Becca in Lantana Ridge is seeking bomb ass chicken wings. Looking to see if anybody knows where she can find some back alley wings.

Not a Buffalo Wild Wings or major franchise person. Just a heads up. alley wings not a buffalo wild wings or major franchise person just a heads up um so if anybody can provide that recommendation check out the uh next door for south austin yeah if you if you want to go in my next door and you can see uh that there are some people who might have some shrubbery in their front yard going into the sidewalk and if you want anyone to dissect that there's 230 comments that you can trudge through about the shrubbery that's going on to the sidewalk. I'm glad that we have big problems. Well, Larry in Travis country, which is my neighborhood, is concerned about the loud bang he heard this morning that woke him up.

And I would like to inform him there was a thunderstorm. Yeah, yeah. Thunderstorms do happen. Quite significant one. And not only one, but multiple rounds. Is there any way that he could have had a neighbor who might have been listening to too much dip? Weirdly, directly preceding this loud bang was a flash of light in the sky, which I'm pretty sure was light. Did he think there was an explosion next to his house?

He wants to know who else heard it, and guess what? We all did. I think I'm seeing the same post, and people are to figure out if it's a Transformer or not, but it was a lightning strike followed by the clap of thunder. I don't even think they've released a new Transformers recently. Okay. Megan Fox has been in the news a lot. Maybe I missed something. Oh, yeah.

Transformers. What's up with her and Machine Gun Kelly? Does he actually have a machine gun on it is he like you who just packs a machine gun on him at all times like you do at the ranch he's a poser he's a poser yeah well yeah i don't go hiking without my tommy gun dude they're actually not in new mexico you see the weekends dating angelina jolie what's up with that what yeah okay that's an odd couple ladies and gentlemen angelina i'll always think of billy bob with when i think of her and the vial of blood and

and the limousine ride the aggressive uh public display of affection that they routinely put on for the world the reason the reason my brain went there was because of that to the angelina jolie and uh weekend thing is because i feel like machine gun kelly and megan fox are really trying to go with that whole vibe that uh billy bob and angelina they are that's a good call like we get it you guys have sex behind closed doors like you don't have to be making out with each other in the red carpet has she been in anything lately lately like what's her career done since transformers she's made some cameos and stuff like this was obviously not recently but she was like she was a pretty mainstay character on new girl for a while she was a good character on there i i actually i actually very much appreciated her appearances on that

okay she was dating nick shots of nick did you guys hear that Mercury is currently in the Everglades? I knew we were creeping up on it. I knew something was up. I was down bad a couple weeks ago, and I Googled to see if I could stop my worries with a little Mercury talk. I'm down bad this morning, man. I'm getting shelled by just text messages and QuickBooks is acting up, and everything is just a little askew, and now I know why.

It's because of the retrograde or the Everglade. Damn. Well, Madeline in West Creek responds, Tommy want wingy. They have a truck at Cosmic on South Congress, and they are delicious. Oh, the place is actually called Tommy. It's called it, yeah. Have you ever had it? I haven't, but I've heard of it.

Tommy want wingy, of course, from Tommy Boy. Is that a good name for a wing spot or is that a is that is that chewy like it's a bit if it's it's a good name as long as the wings are absolutely fire if they're mid then that's a trash name and a trash establishment and don't go there what is your perfect buffalo wing what's the perfect situation for you to eat some buffalo wings oh man so an empty buffalo wild wings a bunch of ranch and just naked with no sauce really whatsoever you're a dry rub guy and no salt no pepper um i've never been to a buffalo wild wings pluckers is my wing stop of choice my wing place of choice and um you see he said wing stop, which is a wing place.

I like the medium hot ones with ranch dressing. Of course, they're breaded. They're not naked. And I think they're quite delicious. I know that Buffalo Wild Wings has a bad reputation among the wing community, I feel like. I feel like if people just look at it and they look down upon it, this might be a bad take. I fucking love that place. You know, I would like to go to one eventually.

Their wings are a little too wild for me. Give me half an order of some spicy garlic, half an order of Asian zing. Give me all the blue cheese you can give me with some celery there. And just one of their tall 24-ounce Coors Lights. Yeah. Like cheap beer in a pint glass or a big mug is the way to go at a wing place. You don't want a good beer. You want just a cheap light.

I'm trying to wash these wings down. I'm not trying to get full on my beer as well. Exactly. All jokes aside, the Asian wing is fantastic. it's an underrated version uh there's a thai place near us tuk tuk and they have great wings i don't even think they're on the menu secret order they'll make them for you and they're very good i don't i understand the hard-o slant of like saying like you don't need sauce for good wings and stuff like that and that's fine but as someone who very much likes blue cheese dressing i have no issue just dousing my wings in it i don't care problem with the blue cheese or ranch if you dip it's very hard to get if it's very hard to dip

your wing and not get a lot of sauce yeah because of the way just because of the natural way the wing is so that's my question with you you're're a flats guy. You're a noted flats guy. Fuck yeah. So how do you get the appropriate amount of sauce on your flat? Because I always feel like you're dipping the end in it and then you have to stick the entire wing in your mouth. Total flat move. Well, yeah.

You dip. Well, you might eat your flats the wrong way. Then you're just sucking bones. Do you eat the side of a flat? No. So I take the end. I break it apart. And so there's some meat flopping off of it.

But even then, I feel like it's kind of hard. What you do is you separate each joint on either end of the flat. Okay. And then you grab one in just the bone. You kind of have to push the meat down a little bit. You grab just the bone, and that will enable you to slide the meat right off. Well, how do you dip that part? You just dip the end? You just dip the end?

You just dip the end. A lot of purists will say blue cheese is the way to go. I'm a ranch guy and to those who look down on me, I say I don't care. As long as the ragazzi is out there just eating their wings,

I don't care. Eat your wings. You can have your wings and eat them too. Right. That's true. Man, this makes me want to go get some wings. I'm hornt for wings right now. Tommy want wing. Dilly want wingy.

Stop. It's not Dilly De Mayo. Tommy want Dilly. Did you intentionally schedule your wedding and Cabo trip over Dilly De Mayo? It was totally unintentional, but it works out really well. Now we can celebrate three things on that trip me getting married cinco de mayo and most importantly dilly de mayo i'm a fan of getting things customized for like group trips and like if you think that we're not going to have some dilly de mayo merch floating around that resort

you're crazy personally i'm looking forward to celebrating uh cinco de mayo of course which commemorates the anniversary of mexico's victory over the french empire the battle of puebla in 1862 that's personally what i am looking forward of course yeah a lot of people think cinco de mayo is their independence day which of course is diez y seis de septiembre you nailed that yeah man as if i wasn't getting shelled enough this morning, I just got my post-vacation Venmo request from the boys. So that's cool. Dude, Wednesday is too far separated to send that Venmo request. That needs to happen Sunday afternoon or Monday morning first thing.

You know what? Not so bad. $212. That's all I owe. You're probably going to make him wait to pay. Oh, yeah. This is the kind of thing I have with him. He's always like the venmo guy i'm always the last to turn my shit in he loves it i recently canceled a request that i sent three years ago

i figured my buddy wasn't gonna pay me for it yeah i don't think you're gonna see that money yeah i mean at the time at the time i probably like it was probably more important to me but now i was just like yeah he's just clearly not going to like, like give me $25. So I guess I'm just going to cancel this request and just call it a wash. Yeah. He checks in the mail, Michael. What's the damage? 212 bucks.

That's not bad. Oh, wow. Must be nice to have that not be bad. I mean, for Dylan Chivarria, ladies and gentlemen, three days of like restaurants and bar outings and whatnot. That would be bad. I mean, for – Dylan Chivarria, ladies and gentlemen. For three days of restaurants and bar outings and whatnot, that's not bad. That really isn't. Did y'all do steakhouse? Did y'all hit STK in San Diego?

No, we kept it pretty – I think I'm banned from there. Pretty low pro. I did tell you there's an STK in the Cabo Airport now, right? That makes no sense to me. Who is going to the Cabo Airport looking for a high-end steakhouse with party vibes? I mean, like,

there is a scenario in which I am that person looking for those vibes. But the only scenario that I'd be looking for those vibes in would be a significant delay. I know somebody

who's not looking for those vibes. Who? Dylan? They don't celebrate Dilly Day Mayo at STK in the Cabo airport. The only time you would eat at a steakhouse

or like a nice place in an airport is on your way out of somewhere. Right? Or delay. On your way out of Cabo. No, because a party steakhouse, no one's going to that on their way home from Cabo. Yeah, but you'd have to – It's the best way to fly with a big steak in your belly in order to to enjoy stk in all of its douchey glory would be to show up to the airport like legitimately three hours beforehand so you can go get your steak and

have some drinks yeah but it's like i'm about to go on a fun trip vibe place yeah as opposed to i'm about to go home and like lick my wounds for you know so you'd have to be you'd have to be departing the cabo airport it would be funny for a destination in the United States or somewhere else. A Cabo resident would have to be flying to like Hawaii. They come back to Cabo where they live. I think I've, I think I've landed in Dallas and love field and gone to the Chili's too. Before like,

before like that's doing my trip. That's not surprising. I guess that's a, that's an interesting move. It is. There's enough places in Love Field and a lot of airports, but in Austin Bergstrom now.

Austin Bergstrom's got great food to where it's not that weird. Like, let's say you get home from a long trip to just go eat at Salt Lake. Not Salt Lake. Well, you could do Salt Lake if you wanted. Whatever the other one is. But imagine flying to Cabo.

I mean, like, you know what? Let's put the vacation on hold for the next two hours let's go to stk and just get and catch a vibe before we go to the beach my favorite part about flying into cabo is getting through all the security getting through customs rolling out when you see all the people holding their signs like saying like oh this is for this party whatever and seeing that little tiny bar that's selling to go pacificos or whatever mexican beer want. And just going up and getting two and just being like, all right, let's get in the car and ride. No one goes to that bar. I go there and get two to-go beers every single time.

Damn, that's bad boy shit. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know you were a savage. If I don't have to, if I'm not like borderline peeing my pants by the time I get to the hotel, I haven't had enough beers on the trip there. Oh, God. I love that. It's a long drive.

Let's get some programming notes out of the way before we get into the real meat of this episode, the real drumstick of this episode, or flat if you're Dylan out there. First and foremost, Spooky Season launched yesterday. Season three of Spooky Season. I have to say, I see podcasters always say like, oh, this is my favorite episode we've ever done, blah, blah, blah.

Yesterday might have been my favorite standalone episode we've ever done as a company. That's interesting. I'm not downplaying it. It was a very good episode. It's hard. We'll have to see if it stands the test of time. And I think it will. Like episode one, the first spooky season we ever did.

stands the test of time and i think it will like episode one the first spooky season we ever did but the first spooky season we ever did we did not have the vibes that we have in here right no the vibes were immaculate shout out to randy and cool or ghoul adam because uh i i guess it didn't hit me until i came in this morning that we're gonna have to record normal podcasts like this for the next month which is fine too much dip and all of them which is fine it's not a it's not distracting it's just it's just funny to me um i noticed that we asked for name submissions for the new skeleton over here do we get any good ones i don't know i i think randy posted that story shouts to randy i think that we should maybe just go through some of the best submissions on next tuesday spooky season. And we'd make a decision from there.

That's fair. I guess, I guess my name, have you looked at them already? Not it. I saw a few. I saw a few. We'll see either way.

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I think Delco. Do you? I think Florida for some reason. I think it's because I got Dan hot out of him living in Florida. I think glazed donut flavored protein powder. That's what I think of. Regional. Which region is Dan associated with? Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, Philly. He's a Philly guy to me. in florida i think i think glazed donut flavored protein powder that's what i think of okay regional which region is dan associated oh okay yeah yeah philly he's a philly guy to me i don't live in

glaze county right i don't think florida man is something that you know it trends on twitter about once a week but this time uh randy can you pull the video up we got video yeah we got video uh there's a gentleman in florida who had a gator in his front yard, and what he did with that gator was he put it into his giant trash can. Folks, this is no small gator. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, you mean his ADT home security system didn't take care of this gator? Does anyone actually have an ADT home security system?

No, they just sign out. Yeah. They just sell signs. Hold on. They don't even sell alarm systems. Hold on. It's kind of a great idea. You're telling me there's a man on the other side of this trash can.

No, the trash can's not inching towards him. Okay, there's the man. He's wearing an all-time fit. It looks like he just got done working out or something because he's got an athletic tee on, some gym shorts. And then I would have put on some maybe a little bit more sturdy footwear for this other than socks and the slides. I don't think he had time to go change shoes.

Whoa. I think he just kind of snapped into action okay um look if i had guessed this gator is probably seven or eight feet long you know head to tail it's a pretty big um and that is impressive he can't he captures the gator inside of his recycling container while everyone's taping him he has to be so happy that this panned out the way that he wanted it to yeah i didn't think it was going to and the gator it's it's retreating and then at one point he opened like he well here his mouth is open like he's ready to strike and then he like really opens it at one point he's like okay take one more once i mean he's ready once the lid pops down and and pops him on the head he just freaks out, loses composure, and goes into the bin.

Makes it easy for him. Do you think he's going to turn these into some boots? I bet he turned it into authorities. I hope he didn't. Gator boots. Does that feel bad for this gator because he took the public L like this? Oh, this gator. Man.

How big of an— Okay, what is your tolerance for animals in your front or backyard on your premises? What is your tolerance for trying to take care of it yourself versus calling in somebody else to take care of that? Snake, poisonous snake, I'm not touching. I'm not even attempting to. I'm shutting the door to the garage. Hopefully it's the garage and I'm saying, I'm calling control door to the garage. Hopefully it's the garage. And I'm saying, I'm calling control. 911.

Whatever. If I have a shovel or a rake handy, I'll take on a poisonous snake. I'll just smack it over the head. Right? Doing the Drake thing. I'll hit it over the head. Dunzo. You're just going to clock it.

I don't think that's going to do. You have to sever the head. You to clock it. I don't think that's going to do, like if you have to like sever the head, you can, you can smash it. I'll smash a rattle, a rattlesnake. If it's coiled up and ready to strike and you're, I'm not walking up to it with a shovel. Nor should anybody try to do that.

Unless you're, which is, I mean, I think how it would be if you ran up on it. I currently have a slight, I have a, I don't have, I wouldn't say it's a problem yet,

but I have a,, I wouldn't say it's a problem yet, but I have something that's pre-problem. You're having a problem with pre? I found a cockroach in my apartment. Dude, I hope she's not listening, but my wife that is, but I had that problem recently too. And I actually, before this podcast, I was emailing my pest control company because i after seeing one no it wasn't well so i saw a couple so last night after it's been a few days since i saw the first one last night i was getting in the shower and i saw this little tiny thing sitting on the bath mat right in front of my shower and i googled baby cockroach

and it was a baby cockroach so i think i think I need to go down the path of trying to acquire somebody to. I wouldn't do it just yet. Are you sure? There was. Okay. There was. Okay. I know people say if you see a small one, that means there are more, which.

They said that about like every animal. It probably makes some sense, but it could be 30 to 50 of them. What does it take to fumigate against these things? Like what, what, what does it actually, what actually goes down when you call a cockroach person i don't know i don't think you i don't know do you think i killed the papa of all of them the dad and maybe there won't be any more babies i suffocated him he wasn't breathing suffocation no breathing i have been i flushed both of them down the toilet to make sure that they were gone. They were on a party wave to heaven. All roaches go to heaven.

Yep. To answer your original question, Dave. What did I even ask? Tolerance level for animals in the front yard. That was my question. Front yard's a different. Front yard, I'm like, someone else can deal with this later. When I was a kid, a raccoon got in our garage and it was like under the my dad's tool table or whatever

and dad tim the tool man he is i don't i don't really like to advertise that but yeah my dad is are you going to inherit his sweatshirt collection yes hopefully we'll see hopefully he doesn't have like a secret family and they're going to get his sweatshirts. Yeah. I think he does. I think Jonathan Taylor Thomas is his son. Oh, God dang it. I was like, so like a raccoon in my garage or something? I'm not dealing with rabies. I'm not dealing with, even though I know I could take a raccoon, I don't want to deal with that.

I don't want to kill a raccoon with whatever weapon of choice I have. There's a bobcat in your backyard, and he appears to be angry. Are you going to let him just go about his day and finally leave on his own terms, or are you going to try and get him out of there? I think once I walk outside or open the door, it'll run off. They're not going to square up to a human. Remember that one that was under that dude's vehicle? That's fair. I forgot about that.

Yeah. I forgot about that one. But there was something else going on. That was personal. Yeah. That wasn't just a hungry bobcat. something else going on. That was personal. Yeah. That wasn't just a hungry bobcat. That cat, there was a grudge. There was a beef there.

Okay. If you were beefing with one animal in the animal kingdom, what do you think would be your number one enemy? If you had to make a diss track against one animal in the animal kingdom. Ooh, I would probably go in on, I don't know, man. Maybe grub worms? Maybe kangaroos or something. eating up my st augustine damn damn you're gonna go off on some grub worms i'm fucking done with them i don't know what i would do i think i might do a type of bird i hate when i have to go i hate when i have to go to the car wash solely because of bird shit on my car oh i said i showed you

guys a photo of this it doesn't poop on anything man the um the lady who watches roads um for his child care uh they have an owl box which is very popular in in austin maybe elsewhere too but i had never heard about these when i was living in in the dallas area uh went to drop roads off the other day and she's like hey come look at this just a just an owl chilling in the owl box just about about 10 feet in the air just sitting in the box just watching like facing the house owls are fucking lit it yeah she said they're great and they're great pest control like mice anything like that probably squirrels are getting got to you gotta think but uh she said the poop there's multiple owls and the poop's not great for the cars.

They get pooped on quite a bit, which nobody wants to get pooped on. By owls? Yeah. Owls be pooping that much? Man, there was a possum or opossum, if you're Dave, in my backyard two nights ago. And Stella went after it, cornered it, showed its teeth and kind of hissed a little bit. Do a little impression of a possum. Yeah. It kind of sounded like that little impression of a possum yeah it kind of sounded like it's pretty good get your little ass back inside we're not doing this right now and it went on about it did she listen yeah she's pretty good about listening it didn't play dead the possum no it played i want to

i want to throw hands that's what it played or teeth both so you think you were going to box the possum if it came to it i'm just going to get inside that thing try to chop it up yeah you don't want to go you don't go to the mat with me if you're a possum heavy body shots um but yeah coyote uh look, they're generally scared of humans. But what I'm doing is I'm calling animal control, and then I'm going on Nextdoor. If I see a bobcat in my neighborhood, I'm posting on Nextdoor. People have a right to know. They've got small pets or even small kids.

If you're just one of those people that let your baby play in the backyard by itself. Don't do that, people. You got to let people know. What would you do if there's just an owl out there with his talons just hooked into Rhodes' onesie, just floating there with him, just taunting you? Would you think you were actually in Harry Potter at that point? Aren't owls major players in HP? Have you not read the books?

No. I think I'm going not read the books? No. I think I'm going to read them to Fritz. I think I'm going to read them to him. Do a chapter a night for an extended period of time. They don't do that. I do love the owl. I kind of want an owl box. We don't really have the proper tree for them.

I'm not going to have an owl box on my crate myrtle. I do love the owl. i just want to say so yeah i would not record to answer your original question i would not go into the booth and record a diss track on owls i would say grub worms if anything i think you give an owl a feature yeah dude just just send me like just send me some bars you and an owl could go in on some like mice or something i don't mind mice i don't want them in my home what if you had rats in your house they just started making you dinner every night dude how sick would that be it would be a it would be pretty cool i don't know why the chefs were complaining it's like dude this this fucking rat is doing all the work. And he gets fed up cooked.

Yeah. You're complaining that he's making your restaurant into a world-class one, and you don't really even have to pay him. He's doing it for the love of the game. Yeah, just throw him some cheese every now and then. He's happy. Ratatouille is a Mount Rushmore Pixar film. I don't think I've ever seen it.

Wasn't your username Fratatouille? There had to have been a Fratatouille. We actually did. There was, and we know who he is. I remember this from a decade ago. What about Fratatooie? Uh-huh. There had to have been a Fratatooie. There was, and we know who he is. I remember this from a decade ago. What about Fratty Bone? Like a member of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony? Like Fratty Bone for the skeleton?

I always thought you were distancing from the frat thing, but here you are. It's not for me. It's the skeleton's name. I was going to say that I don't think Bone Thugs are like big frat guys, but I could also see them performing currently at a lot of fraternity parties. You don't have to be a big frat guy to welcome a frat guy into your group. True. True.

I love all people. But what if the vibes are off? Are you trying to tell me this guy's vibes are off? No. Bob's vibes are pretty sick right now. He's wearing the Mizzen and Mane cap. He's got one eye. Bob, of course, stands for bag of bones.

That is correct. Yeah. Dude, he's just out here. Yeah. He's kind of our. Bob, of course, stands for bag of bones. That is correct. Yeah. Dude, he's just out here. Yeah. He's kind of our fourth guy right now. He's holding his eyeball, which is a move you don't see. Do you think if he sat down in the chair next to you, he'd make you look absolutely tiny? I don't think so.

He's about 5'1". His arms are so perfectly tiny. I didn't even realize that until now. Zero muscle tone on this guy. Dude, he's perfect. He is. Unreal. Dude, flies.

I know it's an insect, but I- Mosquitoes, man. Mosquitoes are worse than flies. Mosquitoes are worse, but when you get a fly or two in your house, it- No, mosquitoes are worse than flies in the house. Mosquitoes have claimed more human lives than any other animal, right? Zika, dude. You hear me, Dave?

Mosquitoes have claimed more human lives than any other animal okay because of disease they they harbor yeah they don't like attack you that while that is true i how many oh this is correct no this can't be right what this says that humans killed by mosquitoes per year is one million that can't be right. What? This says that humans killed by mosquitoes per year is 1 million? That can't be right. Do they spread malaria? Oh, I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that.

I'm sorry. I'm thinking in the first world right now. Yeah. That's on me. Let's see what they can do. Humans are second. Homicides. Damn, son.

And it's snakes. Zika, West Nile, Chikagunya, Deng, and malaria. Dang. So the list goes, number one, mosquitoes. Number two, humans. Proud of himself. Then snakes. Where's Hippo?

Dogs, tsetse flies, assassin bugs, but I don't really know what that involves. That sounds sick. What's an assassin bug? Dude, hard to say. But I will say that there are varying reports. Like BBC says mosquitoes, snakes, dogs, tsetse flies, crocodiles. And they say that hippopotamuses claim about 500 lives per year. Okay.

Yeah. Tapeworms out here just fucking ruining people. You pop. You pop anonymous. Big Daddy. Love it. Dude, Adam Sandler. He was mid. mid no it wasn't you no big daddy's fine i'm not saying that it's like it's it's not a mount rushmore adam sandler film but it's not

mid it's the worst of his good movies that's what i've always said okay and if you take all of his bad movies and lump them into a list it's at the it's towards the big daddy is toward the top of the list he has so many trash movies well how do you feel about just go with it little nicky's a good movie is it do you think just go with it is better than big daddy yes no it's not i do big daddy's better than just go with it you're the one with drew barrymore no just go with it as the one with jennifer anderson and brooklyn decker it's on tnt every single sund Sunday around 3 o'clock if you want to watch it. I don't. It's funny.

It's a funny movie. Nick, what's his name? Swartzen? Swartzen? I don't know how to say it. Nick Swartzen. He's really funny in that. Yeah, I mean, it's got its moments.

Dave Matthews is in it, so you know Brett's in. So is Dan Patrick. Shouts to Dan. Our lieutenant governor? No. The former governor. No. The former ESPN anchor. Current radio host. I used to be a big Dan Patrick guy.

I used to just sit there and watch it. He's good. He's listenable. He's good. I did like the segment. I do like the segment that they do that I think has, I think Run It Back has roots in this segment of just asking everyone what they learned today.

I like that. When Micah, when Micah proposed run it back, I never asked like where he was like adamant. We do it. And I never really asked the origin of it, but I, cause you know,

Micah listens to a lot of Dan Patrick type shows. So I wonder if that's where he got it. I don't think he does anymore. I think he's pretty much all in on Alex Jones at this point. He doesn't listen to anything else. He's going to be really happy about that. He doesn't listen to us anymore. Do you think Michael listens?

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More owls. Remember the owls. Remember the owl-a-mo. My elementary school mascot. That's more a pigeon. It's okay. Anyway, yeah, I am very good at this. You are.

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Ooh, did the Rockets make a move? Did the Texans? They announced that they're trading to Sean Watson I think I think a key melange one's coming out of retirement interesting seems like a little very old prime dude he was the man back in the day though he was that's a great that's a great take we need that on too much yeah you guys want that take the dream was his nickname a great nickname he was tight uh no this is actually news in rolling coal. We don't get a lot of rolling coal news in the news cycle. There was a kid in Houston who was driving his truck, and he started harassing some bikers who were on the side of the road,

and he started rolling coal in front of them. Probably thought he was a real wise guy. What ended up happening was that he went further down the road to roll coal on a larger peloton of bikers. And instead of rolling coal on them like he wanted to he ran into them we back up for a second yeah peloton in that sentence is that i'm i'm i only know it as the by the brand of stationary bikes is it an actual word that means like group of bike of bikers yeah i think i misused it there like bike hardos will come at me right now and be like that's not actually how you use it but in the tour de france

it's a gaggle of bike the peloton is the group of bikers where all the teams are uh kind of all together if this were on dan if this were the dan patrick show at the end of the show what did you learn today i would say that i did not know this it's actually a really smart name for the peloton brand it's a very clever name yeah um but yeah he ran into these bikes these cyclists and i will say before we get too far into this it says while the cyclists were treated at a local hospital and released some of them did suffer shoulder back and neck injuries and are expected to require some follow-up surgeries apparently when this after this kid did this the first words out of his mouth when he got out of the truck where am i going to jail it's like hey man maybe don't run into six bikers when you're trying to roll coal you know how nervous i get

anytime i'm passing even on a slow like street a residential street passing one cyclist and i'm i'm so i just because all it takes is one them to hit one bump and fall off the bike or you know me like blow a tire i i always think i'm very very cautious and and the idea though how old is this kid 16 16 yeah the the male brain at 16 is not good not to get dark here but the only time i've i've seen a dead body like out in the wild is a biker who got clipped my buddy told me the other day he was my buddy's a road biker and i asked him recently i was like so you still biking a lot and he's like honestly no he's like it's kind of it's pretty dangerous and i was like oh like i mean i got a lot of guys that go past my place and he was like yeah lance armstrong barely even does any road biking

anymore because he says it's too dangerous and he's like if lance doesn't do it he's like i'm not gonna do it and you know what i would i would uh implore all street bicyclists to obey the laws of the streets. Sounds like you're victim blaming here. No, I just. No, these people were. These people were. No, they're fine. Solely the victims.

People just blow through stop signs and they'll just go through intersections when it's clear. There's some bad boy bikers out there that don't. It irritates me. If you want to share the road with cars, then maybe you obey the laws. Sure. That's all I'm saying. You're going to have some people coming after you.

What did I say? I currently live in an area that has a significant amount of traffic from road bikers. And it gives me very conflicting feelings because I see so many near accidents from my porch. I have a very good view from my porch

of an intersection where a lot of bikers go through. And it's a one-stop intersect one stop sign intersection and the amount of times where i'm like oh my god that could have ended so poorly it just absolutely frightens me to the point where i'm like what like i i just don't get why you would want a bike on this part of the road here's the here's what keeps me because during pandemic like lockdown lockdown i thought about getting a bike and becoming one of those guys or gals um the reason i didn't is because i drive by west lake high school very very often fratis high school in the land in fact five days a week basically and i see how uh how much and it's not just high school kids, but there are so many people that are distracted and that are,

cannot stay in the lane on a normal circle, normal times, just looking down, sitting at red lights, not realizing light screen, then just accelerating blindly. Then I'm like, dude,

all it takes is one person to get a text when they're right by me. And they're not, even if they don't kill me, I don't want to deal with a broken collarbone. I don't even want to get scraped up. I don't want to don't want to be injured like on a bike i i just think back to the times when i was a kid and when i would uh fall off my bike and how much that hurt me as a child who could bounce back from those things my 34 year old body at this point cannot do it and if i know some dumbass 16 year olds trying to roll

coal next to me i'm shaking in my boots the entire time this guy's a little dickhead first of all no he's not a little dickhead dylan he's a big dickhead gigantic dickhead this kid will be arrested they do they've like taken him in and they've questioned him and they've let him just go wait did they really yes the headline is that like kid was walked free yeah that's how i saw it i was like how is this kid i'm not saying you're saying that they they brought him in for questioning and let him go yeah yeah i would love to hear his justification like dude like have you guys ever rolled coal before it's so fucking sick was that delf god delf's getting a lot of love this week was that delf

on uh twitter who posted the video of the kids at the high school football game where they're rolling coal and they run through the thing how do you roll how do you make your truck do that do you put it in neutral and just press the accelerator what do you do um i haven't done that in my jeep ever so i don't really know i feel like if anyone knows it's you because you're like a little shithead as a i drove a 1989 jeep cherokee that uh turned off when i made right turns because the fuel pump. Are you Googling it? No, I didn't roll a lot of coal.

I know that you didn't, but you probably know how. No, nobody had those trucks that I knew. If anybody, it's you. You went to the- You're the roll coal guy for sure. A hundred percent. Didn't you have a blazer? You were in the The roll call truck

Sphere You have to have a diesel Vehicle My dad had some diesels growing up See there we go You didn't borrow his truck one day I feel like rolling coal didn't happen Until like a decade ago

I didn't know what it was Until the last year. I'm also from a suburb, so I'm not, I didn't like. Are we wimps? Did you look it up, Will? This says you need to increase the fuel flow to your mechanical diesel pump. And this way, whenever you press the gas pedal, smoke is going to come out of your exhaust, usually for a limited amount of time.

By restricting the airflow on your intake, the black smoke is the result of the incomplete combustion. Therefore, removing oxygen will cause the desired effect. It also notes that some people do modify their trucks so they can roll more coal. That is just a fucking waste of money. You have to be a total asshole. These people are trying to combust. They're trying to calm.

Dude, can you imagine if one of these dudes rolling coal found out that I haven't eaten a piece of meat in 10 days? They would be rolling coal on me everywhere. You don't have to tell people that. They would back up their diesel to your home and just roll coal all over it. I'm not going to make it. Dave, I'm not going to make it two weeks, though. You know that.

No. We'll get to that in this week. This kid. Let me just say this. You're a meaty boy. This young man will face consequences for this. His family definitely will. They will be sued. And I do think charges will be consequences for this his family definitely will they will be sued and i i do think charges will be pressed because this is absurd he and he did it to two groups of

bikers such an asshole such an asshole you can dislike bikers you can have your biker takes you can you can be a biker and you can hate people on the road that don't respect bikers but like the the actual act of like harassing somebody blatantly on the road when bikers are already out here fighting for their lives anyway it's like dude what's your problem yeah this dude's he's a total prick i'm gonna do it i'm gonna say it he wins my what's your problem of the week award what's your problem dude what's your problem i think his problem is he's 16 and probably never faced consequences growing up the only thing that we did that was reckless with a car when we were younger was after getting a nice blanket of snow on the ground we would go

do donuts in the church parking lot cops didn't even care we just whipped those subis and just start fucking tokyo drifting on them yeah those subis yeah everyone had a subi wagon we had a fleet dude one one time i was uh i was wakeboarding this is a very long time ago and there's some some dude was just minding his business in a kayak on the lake okay and i went over like outside the wake and i just sprayed the shit out of him for no reason you're such an ass he was like the fuck dude that's that's gonna wait wait wait are you on the board or in the boat i was on a wakeboard so i went outside the wake and i if you cut real hard it'll spray you know and i just doused this guy and i was like man that was a really shitty thing for me to do yeah i didn't hurt him as someone who's currently

exploring buying a kayak i would fucking infuriate you know what he was like dude you know what that is that is messed up but like if you're on a kayak if you're on any any vehicle or whatever on the water on a body of water you can expect to get a little wet yeah yeah but not not from the dude who created who created uh chugging a beer while wake surfing it wasn't like like me in the terrain park where you did a backflip over him. It wasn't like that. You should have done that. It was rude. And I regretted it right after I did it, to be fair.

But, yeah. Did you go back and offer him a towel? Like, hey, man, look, I'm sorry. Like, what song was playing while you did that, too? I don't know. Like, he's just sitting there sopping wet as you just go into the distance. And it was the easiest like getaway too because a boat was pulling me. I just, you know.

Yeah, what's he going to do? Ten seconds later, I was 500 yards down the lake. He probably threw his paddle at you and you were already like 100 yards away. Fucking asshole. I know. Something else went off on Twitter this week. It's a little something. It's a first date receipt.

Randy, do you have that? Oh, Randy comes strapped. Breaking down receipts at nice places has become like a subgenre. It's fun. Well, so I think this whole trend has kind of gotten a little steam lately because there was a tweet that pretty much said, like, if your man can't afford this on a first date then he shouldn't be your man yeah or he's not a real man something like that so now everyone's

putting out first date receipts and this one is from steak market on juniper street in atlanta georgia uh it appears to be upscale and the the what it said was uh this is a real first date y'all and the final tab for this, including the 18% service charge was $741.53. Yeah. Have you ever been on a first date that has eclipsed the $700 mark? Absolutely not. No, no. If you have, you like, you need to reassess. I think I eclipsed like 200 bucks one time, but that was like a whole night, like dinner and then drinks, like probably spent over two, but 741. That's, that's very expensive. No. Are you looking at this receipt right now? Yes. What's the most egregious thing on here? Okay. So I've reviewed the receipt. I'm just

going to go through this receipt real quick and then we can pick out our most egregious. Okay. One Casamigos Blanco. It was a lemon drop with a sugar rim for $27. One water for $9. sugar rim for $27. One water for $9. One key lime temptation for $30. One Alaskan King crab legs for $48. A golden mignon, medium, $380. Lobster mac and cheese for $24.

And a giant icy sundae for $65. I would like to know. $65 sundae. I would like to know which of these items the young lady chose you know did she choose the filet mignon well how do you know she's not buying this for her man wow dylan she's she's the one posing with it it feels like she's not the one who paid for it hard to say that's you know what you're right i shouldn't assume that what is the key lime temptation is that a beverage i don't i don't know i'm gonna look up steak markets website i'm looking at their reviews right now how's it going for them this

feels like um this feels like a something that they leaked because it's a new place and they're trying to get a little pub and now we're doing a story on them nine dollars for water was this a maybe there's a sparkling. Yeah. I accidentally said the other day, someone approached me and they said, would you like tap water, sparkling water, or still water? And I didn't think about the differentiation between tap and still. And I hit him with the still next thing I know, I had a like $6 bottle of water in front of me. And I was like, damn it. Well, you idiot. Oh, I've got some news. The menu has a gold section where you can order a 24-karat gold-coated, highly marbled steak.

That's what that golden mignon is then, okay. If you're a real a-hole. They have an S&M martini. It's Beluga Gold Vodka, Louis VIII Cognac, or 13th. I don't fucking know Roman numeral. 13th. Yeah, 13th. Cognac de Remy Martin, Grand Marnierier centenaire something else i don't know how to say

and 24 karat gold flakes it's 140 for one martini that's the first thing on their cocktail menu if i have a first date and they pitch going here and i see that that's the first thing there's no way i'm going on that first day getting a steak that's gold plated or covered in gold flakes whatever it might be obviously doesn't add any flavor to the steak it's just like a yes i can eat a gold steak i can afford a gold steak i mean what's the point of that shit that's so stupid have you ever seen a gold member yeah yeah gold member or gold finger gold man wasn't gold member the mike myers character yes shagadelic really really groovy character baby yeah one million dollars his penis was gold great man what a great movie just arguably the best the most egregious thing for me somehow is

not the sunday for 65 for some reason it really pisses me off that this drink was 27 one casamigos yeah i recently saw a dude absolutely shitting on cosamigos on tiktok saying that like stop drinking celebrity tequila brands and he kind of made a good case for it yeah i um oh because they're putting like the like the real tequila creators they're taking shortcuts to make sure that they're getting their product out i don't know all the facts but are they not um they're getting their product out. I don't know all the facts, but are they not? They're getting it from Mexico. They have to, cause it has to like a certain percentage of it has to be made in Mexico.

So they're supporting tequila. Yeah. I don't know. Not tequila grow agave. I believe Kendall Jenner got a lot of shit for lunch. We did. We talked about it. We did like at least a segment on it

i get it yeah well then yeah no i understand and in fact if there's something that's comparable to casamigos that is like cost yeah i would be helping uh an indigenous part of mexico or somewhat you know what i mean i would switch casamigos tequila is very good however their mezcal is absolutely mezcal i googled i googled uh their mezcal is absolutely trash. Dude, I googled their mezcal while in the store shopping for mezcal to see if it was any good, and the reviews could not have been worse. The bottle, however, is very sexy, so it's very enticing to try it,

which is what sold me on it, but it's just garbage. All their branding is awesome. They've got a great logo. I love the typewriter-looking font. What is that called? Typewriter-looking font? Is that what it is uh-huh it just looks good it looks good on a label um i'm looking for a font file right now that i can install on my photoshop for for that typewriter looking ass i kind of have an announcement i have

become a medium steak guy really yep i'm not still medium rare still medium rare i'm a medium burger guy i'm not afraid to admit it. Obviously, I just did so. Not even medium plus? That's too much. That's a thing that people do. My sister orders her steaks medium plus. Has Bay changed, Dylan? Bay's a medium.

Oh, you didn't have to tell us. She got me on board. We know. We know. I don't like you not out here eating juicy, bloody red steaks. It's plenty of flavor, man. It's great. The most expensive date that I went on, and this wasn't a first date.

There was actually a second date was with Sally. We went to a sushi restaurant. I spent way too much money. She told them we didn't know what anything on the menu was. And I feel like sitting there Googling it for 20 minutes before we order anything was a bad look. So Sally told them to just bring whatever they think is fine oh no yeah next thing i knew i was paying i paid at least 175 and i left that first date thinking man that might be the last uh time i go on a date with her i can't afford this girl still can't if you know what i mean i look at you too yeah it was it

was brutal i was just like what i moved to this city. I'm taking this girl on a date. Like, what am I getting myself into down here? I know they said everything's bigger in Texas. I didn't know they meant the tabs. Am I right? Oh. This tequila drink sounds... Who was a lemon drop with a sugar in it?

I tried to find the Key Lime Temptation on their menu, and I couldn't find it anywhere. I do not... I'm going to put this out there. If your restaurant offers my steak to get plated in gold, I'm not going to do it. No. No, thank you. I'll take a regular steak without metal on it.

Yeah. You can just put a peppercorn crust on there and I'm fine with that. Yeah. Charge me $8. Yeah. We do our Atlanta meetup. Are we going to steak market? Should we just have it at steak market? We should at least...

We should put it at the end of the DB crawl, the douchebag bar crawl, and just knowing that we won't make it there. I mean, restaurants are really getting out of control. It's Salt Bae's fault, dude. Oh, by the way, he's trending right now. Yeah, why is he trending? I saw he did like an interview or something.

New footage from Salt Bae's new London restaurant where a steak costs 630 pounds, which translates to 846 US. That's too much steak. Yeah, I usually like about, for my fillets, I like about eight ounces. That's not as big on that side. Right, of course, the pound being the currency in UK. Oh, British sterling. Yes. What about it?

So what did he do? He opened a restaurant in London where the steaks cost $846. I see people rag on his restaurants all the time. Like, it's not that good. He's killing it. I don't know. I thought he had, like, didn't he have the IRS after him? I don't know.

There was something. Yeah, but that's just bad boy shit. There was some controversy. I have a question about aged steaks. Why does the meat not go bad? What do they do? They just dehydrate it? What's going on?

Look in the mirror. Old ass. No, really? What's going on there? You think we know? I don't know. And from my experience, and maybe I'm eating at the wrong restaurants, but from my experience, getting the more expensive aged steak,

I don't like it as much as I just like the normal steak. Sorry. Hands up. I know I might be trash for that, but I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. The idea behind it is that it starts to- Age. Right.

Well, rot a little bit, basically, and that gives it extra texture and flavor, which is a weird concept, but I mean- Correct. It's weird, right? I wish I could answer this for you. Maybe we'll do a post on meat smokers only, only on Instagram. Can we get Salt Bae on the line? Probably not.

We can get Salt Dave on the line. I'll tell you what. Salt Dave. I'll tell you what. Salt Bae is an all-time nickname. You got to give it to the guy. Salt Bae does not even live salt life, though. But he's Salt Bae.

Can you imagine if he pulled up in one of his sports cars and he had a salt life sticker on the back he is living that life damn it crosses my mind every time i see a salt life bumper sticker or whatever on a truck to like take a photo and then i'm like i don't even have snapchat anymore what am i going to do with this yeah it's just going to just take up space yeah you're just going to have that in your phone yeah it's all bass got swag he does i probably lead the league in taking photos from my vehicle parked of course um and then never doing anything with the photo like forgetting about it just tweet it to shitto or i'll text it to him yeah oh trito is the he's the one person i will i will tweet and and say hey look at this

you know congratulations to him, by the way. Congratulations, Shido on your marriage. Oh yeah. Congrats, Shido. I'm not going to put a golden filet mignon in my body, but you know what I will put in my body ritual multivitamins from a company that I know and trust baby. It's as good as gold to me. They even have protein powders that can feel intimidating that whole no pain, no gain stuff. Like I feel like, I feel like a lot of alphas out there talk a high, pretty big game about that kind of thing. And I'm just not about that life because I like other stuff. But like all these other brands out there, they have formulas that are opaque. I mean, it's just like lame. The truth is deep down, it's in cellular level deep.

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They wish. What are you going to tell me? That they're running out of money? Why don't they just print more? Okay. Another day, another dollar. They wish. What are you going to tell me? That they're running out of money? Why don't they just print more? Dude, exactly. Exactly. Why don't they just make more money?

Yeah, the Treasury Department came out yesterday and said the government's out of money. They're actually talking about the physical bills? What does it mean? Dude, I don't know. I've never understood how all this shit works. I don't think anyone really knows. Like, I'm paying my taxes. Like, can't they just use the money that I'm giving them?

Like, I'm giving them money literally every single month. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people are doing that. Like, how are they running out? Are they just going to fucking Stake Mart or whatever it's called all the time? Stake Mart. I have a home printer. I'll print some money for them. Are you printing money on your printer?

I'm going to start calling you Lil Fed. If they send me the file, I'll do it. I don't have one yet. Lil Felony over here. They're running out of money. How do they run out of money? Well, no. They're going to hopefully switch over to Bitcoin.

Just make more, you idiots. Dude, are they just not completing their venmo receipts from their boys vacations in san diego maybe their printers are out of toner dude that'd be so annoying that's why they should 3d print a new printer that has toner did you ever think about that big brain idea from dave that's next level shit hmm oh wait so we've got what three weeks three ish yeah they said october 18th which is weirdly the day that my student loans are due uh you know how currency is very hard to uh counterfeit like they have a lot of little tricks and little things you can't

catch you know you say yes you know way too much about you know who polices uh counterfeit money hold on the police secret service i'm going somewhere with this. It's a secret. Money, very hard to counterfeit. What about casino chips? Are you saying the government should counterfeit a bunch of casino chips? Go cash those in it like the MGM Grand and then use that money.

If you could counterfeit a casino chip passable enough to mix it in with the rest of your chips and like, hey, let me get some. Let me trade these reds in for a black one. And then it's out of your hands and you have a real chip in your hand. I just feel like it'd be so easy to do for someone who knows about this. Do you want to end up with your head in a vice? I'm just saying.

I'm not going to do it, but I'm just saying if I were to counterfeit something, it would be chips from a casino. Okay. I'm not a big big i don't go to many casinos anymore because i live in texas where we don't really have are there any casinos in texas no okay i would assume that at this point they have chips in them or something there's chips in the chips right chip chip chip there's some way when they well i'm trying to think i mean i'm usually kind of drunk whenever i cash in my Well, I'm trying to think. You know what I mean? I'm usually kind of drunk whenever I cash in my chips. Take a chip.

I don't really... I'm trying to think of the process when I cash in my chips, and nothing is coming to mind. Yeah, but my point is you don't have to take it up to the cashier to get money back. You can mix it in with other chips in the casino. Go trade in, like, bring a stack of reds, right? And maybe there are, like, two counterfeits mixed in with that.

And, like, oh, yeah, let me get a black chip. reds, right? And maybe there are two counterfeits mixed in with that. And like, oh yeah, let me get a black chip. $100, right? And like, there, you traded in $90 for $100. I'm just saying, man. Damn. I'd rather count cards. Am I a mastermind of counterfeit? No, there's definitely a flaw here.

There is. I don't know it, though. Okay, so when they get it, let's say they bring it to the back and they realize it because they will realize it somebody in the back i'm assuming there's a back and they do stuff in there it's no that's where they take people strap them to chairs and then hit their nuts and stuff it's really break their shit that's where you get your hands smashed uh till they cut off your fingers they go to the security footage i feel like they could trace. Well, I don't know. Casinos are like next level security. Someone walking out of the casino.

Hey, do you mind like trading chips with me? You know what I mean? Who would ever say that? Yeah, I'll trade chips. Hey, I'm running late. Can I trade these in for like a whatever? Oh, okay. I'm just saying there's a way to like, you know, mix them in with the general.

Why don't you try it? Why don't you just start getting like the poker chips that people mark their golf ball with and start mixing those in and see if that passes? All you got to do is go to a casino, bring a few home, and just study it. I bet they change chips. I bet they have certain ones for certain days. They rotate in different... Something that has a very minor change in it.

No, because you can take a chip, bring it home, and bring it back three years later, and it's still good. I have chips from the Atlantis resort that my parents got like 20 years ago and you can bring chips from other casinos into other casinos no oh yeah i've done it many times do they have do they have to be from the same brand casino like does it all have to be like mgm not not all of them will let you do it but most of them like yeah just that's fine we'll just trade them out uh casino chips were the original cryptocurrency dude no one's talking about that damn it's gotta be a good explanation but i don't i'm not aware of said explanation don't try it and like source us as the reason why i mean you can source us but we're

gonna watch our we're just gonna delete this segment when the government comes for us. You're thinking about it now, aren't you? Yeah. Now I'm just trying to think of how the government can use that so they can stay afloat. The government should do this. If there's anyone that I don't feel bad for running out of money, it's the government. That's on you, player. You've got to get your bread up.

Or casinos. Yeah, figure it out. In addition to the poultry industry, they need to nationalize the casino industry. Start getting their beak wet in that. There you go, Dave. Let's go. Give me some state-controlled casinos. Wow.

Damn. Wow. Did you ever think of that? I kind of want to go to a casino now. From this episode alone, I just want to go eat chicken wings and go to a casino. That's the dream. Do we need a Vegas trip, dude? Let's go to Vegas next weekend, Dave. I don't think I can go to Vegas.

Why? I'm not going to go with you. Okay, you're invited too. Yeah. But we're going to go to the Fury Wilder fight. Catch me at the... We're going to hang out with Tommy and Molly Mae from Love Island. I have no desire to hang out with Tommy.

Why? I don't know. Can you imagine walking into the high rollers room with that British swag? Yeah, but then what am I going to do when I get in there? There's not a $20 table. You're putting your $5 counterfeit chips down on the table trying to get in there. It is. Now we're talking.

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slash subscribe. Must be 21 or older. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? I really have nothing this weekend aside from watching football.

My teams are kind of rolling right now, which is nice. Who's Texas got? TCU? TCU. Ooh, Horned Frogs. Oh, wow.

Hey, the boys have the Panthers Don't make any Hey don't you dare Joke about Gary's music Or he will come after Your little ass Copyright law That dude needs to relax

He's doing a lot Can someone tell me What's going on with that I have not been surprised I thought about putting On the rundown And then I was like Man I almost don't want

To do it without KJ here Because KJ Just give me like A bird's eye view Of what's happening With Gary Patterson So he has like a He records music Like give me like a bird's eye view i will have to look at patterson so he he has like a he records music like he's like a texas does texas music okay not like as a side gig as a

hobby he recorded a song called step back something like that about about like returning to your everybody family is getting back to normal after COVID. Did this a long time ago. They got boat raced. They got beat, their ass kicked by SMU over the weekend. You know, you got the Fort Worth versus Dallas thing. It's a rivalry. TCU, I think, historically has won more games than SMU, but SMU's on the come up.

Everybody knows that. And after the game, SMU's social person posted a video mocking that. They posted the video, and it's like, they did. And it was being like, they did take a step back. It was a lot funnier when they did it. Am I a cuck that I do think that's kind of mean to make fun of his creative passion in life? No. Yes, you are, actually, because it's fine dude if you he was upset i kind of get why he'd be upset but it is soft if we can roast cole beasley for for for being uh just a horrible hip-hop artist uh on

the side we can roast gary p for making just super generic songs have you been have you been to his statue outside of their stadium i was i was was blessed enough to go see that when Sally graduated from grad school. Very cool experience. Other than watching football. Take a step back is what the song is called. Sorry. Parks' mother will be at ACL all weekend. That means I got to homey all weekend, which is going to be fun.

This is going to be an all-time wet ACL weekend, isn't it? I know. I know. Didn't even think about that. And so we're just going to be fun. This is going to be an all-time wet ACL weekend, isn't it? I know. I didn't even think about that. And so we're just going to be chilling, man. Probably hanging out with Bay and Lope at some point and just catch a vibe. That's pretty much it. Wow. Damn. Very cool. Looking forward to it. What are you doing, Davey?

I'm on dinner watch Friday and Saturday. We've got potential dinner plans. Wow, this dude eats dinner. Yeah, pretty interesting. We're going to dinner plans. Wow, this dude eats dinner. Yeah, pretty interesting. We're going to Steak Mart. Will's new plans.

There's got to be a Steak Mart out there, right? Dude, Steak Mart goes. Fun fact, and I've never seen this replicated. In Lubbock, there is a place that does delivery steak, and I did it once. I was down real bad, got steak delivered. And it wasn't terrible. Was it Salisbury? No, it wasn't. There's a place near us that does pretty good to-go food. And I got a steak there one night out of desperation.

And I have to say, it kind of made me believe in to-go steak at that point. I was like, this is very good for me being in the car with it for 12 minutes after I picked it up. It's got to rest. Friday or Saturday, I'm trying to hit yoga not only was yesterday the um the first day of spooky season it was the first day of dave's yoga journey season wow which is back wow first yoga trip first yoga trip since uh since pandemic so it's been like a year and a half whatever it is two years lucky you yeah speaking of parks's mother she saw you there yeah we did we had a nice conversation very nice seeing her it's been a while she texted me she said that dave's hands were just shaking the entire time dude no my leg or whatever it's called he's really struggling dude my uh

what is it kavasana kavasi dave d Dave was trying to hit that Kavasie position. My flow is sick. But I do struggle on the anything that requires you to balance on one foot, one leg. I'm real bad at it. I'm the dude who's like doing the nervous, like putting his foot down and like tapping and like wobbling. I'm bad. There's the lady next to me was standing on her head at one point, which is just, I mean, what's that even doing? Love that.

You don't have to stand on your head. Get the blood flowing is just, I mean, what's that even doing? Love that. You don't have to stand on your head. Get the blood flowing. Just do downward facing dog. I'm having vertigo issues. I've been wanting to do some. Downward dog is legit. Downward dog. Dog.

Downward dog. Dog. We need Breton here for that. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to be laying low this weekend. Big. But yeah, I will be doing, I'm going to be laying low this weekend. Big. But yeah, I will be doing, I'm going to eat dinner and do yoga, Will. Is that your question?

No, that sounds great. I also, I'm going out to dinner on Friday. I will be ending my vegetarian journey by eating some sushi as well as probably a little bit of steak at that sushi restaurant. And then I don't really have much going on. There's an early Manchester United kick on Saturday, which is not ideal. I'm not loving i'm not loving these 6 30 a.m kickoffs need the time change to kick in and then uh i'm on your boy's babysitting not my son because that wouldn't be babysitting that would just be me being a dad but i'll be babysitting on saturday night because i'm a nice uh

brother-in-law probably gonna toss on some uh pixar films of some sort dude it's good to know i'm just gonna drop parks off too if you don't mind that's fine dude that's fine go do your thing dude yeah thank you if he wants to sit on an air mattress with my nieces watching a pixar film that that will be happening you might love that i haven't told the nieces that we're going to bust out the air mattress for them to chill on but when they see that they're going to be absolutely wiling in the club iassan i'm chill out the hell this pose is called and then uh it's dude sunday yasa sorry what's the weather looking like what's our tempies looking like for sunday uh it wet you were gonna you were gonna think about golf weren't you no i was gonna think about pot roast season baby because if i'm gonna fall off the

veggie wagon i'm gonna go all. Might be doing a pot roast. But 88, that's too hot, man. I need a low of 59. I need an under 60 degree thing in order to justify pot roast season. I got pot roast shamed a couple years ago by Dave on this very podcast. So ever since then, I've been kind of rattled. Because you said I was pulling trig too early. Why am I such a dickhead?

I don't know. There's kind of a dark cloud hovering over my pot roast that entire day uh you can make it whenever you want your apartment's probably cold yeah keep it at a crisp 68 that's cold enough for is just keep the windows shut shut the blinds and it'll be just like it's fall how good is trevon diggs man dude cold what are you doing i'm sorry Can you let Will do his weekend? My weekend is done, dog. Honestly, there's so much good prestige television going on right now that you can catch me on the couch watching it.

I'm trying to get Bay on board with Squid Game. It might be a tough sell, but I'm going to get her there. If she's not on board with it, Dylan, I think you need to watch two episodes of it alone and see how you like it because it is a tough watch.'s very anxiety inducing it's very graphic but i am having a hell of a time watching it randy's he's lapping me right now in terms of episodes i've heard he's he's in on it i'm trying to get spoilers out of him but dude's a steel trap damn respect i'm back on my gang shit by the way really yeah what does that entail i mean it's just it is what it is organized crime

like what do you mean yeah you know i might watch squid gang this weekend or whatever squid gang okay shots of the squid gang out there hey can we give some shouts for small biz september as you guys know we've been doing small biz september this entire month where every wednesday we shout out some we do free ad rates for some businesses out there. And it's been a great month of stuff. We've gotten some chocolate in the mix, a little jerky. We've even gotten some tables out there. And today we're going to do a little housekeeping.

We're going to knock out about five different ones. You guys ready for these? We got Robbie over at Honeyguides Digital Marketing. If you need your marketing to be digital, Robbie's your guy. Robbie. He's your guy. He's the guy. Yeah, that's big these days. We're looking for one, too.

Oh, I'm sorry. You need stickers and logos? Shouts to Will at Auld Technologies. A-U-L-D. Will at Auld Technologies. Stickers and logos. Let's go. Dude, it's an LLC, so you know there's limited liability when it comes to that corporation.

We could use both of these guys already. We got Patrick and the basketball team at Spring Hill College in Mobile, Alabama, and their fundraiser this year Back the Badgers. We're going to put a link to that in the description of this episode. You can go to givecampus.com slash schools test. You shot the Patrick in the voice. That's a lot. Don't

do the whole URL, man. No, do it. Do it. Dude, go to HT to https colon backslash backslash www.givecampus.com slash schools slash spring hill college slash back dash the dash badgers dash 2021 pound sign donors you want pound sign instead of hashtag yeah pound it's not a hashtag it's a pound the kids these days would have said hashtag they would have been rattled by what i just did yeah we also have ian's girlfriend who's a 300 hour certified yoga instructor at jewel lane yoga that's j-u-l-e lane l-a-n-e yoga where is she uh i'll say ian for having a girlfriend dude ian's out here and a yoga girlfriend dude we also have matt molnar

uh at matt molnar on venmo he's got grad school debt. So hit him up at Matt Molnar on Venmo. Okay. Okay. We get a little ridiculous now. Yeah. It's probably time we end a small biz September. Hey, can I just say,

I looked up Jewel Lane yoga to see if this is an Austin and it's not currently, it says here currently located in Rome, Italy. Oh, so if you're in Italy, you want to get a stretch in. All our friends out there looking to get the vibes right, clear the head.

Wow. That's dope. Oh, man. What a small business. Dude. When I'm there for the Ryder Cup, I might do that. Fun episode. Great episode.

This has been a great week of content so far, if I do say so myself. It has been, man. Between yesterday's spooky season, our free and i got you got to think that tomorrow's voicemails are gonna be great as well if you want to leave your own voicemail you're still time 888-618-4422 888-618-4422 keep it quick get in get out be tactical 30 seconds or less please please bye