Circling Back - Creamers For My Men, Tannerite For My Horses

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

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We are coming. All right, we're back circling back podcast. My name is Will. To my left, David Ruff. Finished lost last night. And I want to say, I've never been more emotional over a finale that I didn't understand. And that's a credit to JJ Abrams and the crew. So to everybody out there, all the Losties, I'm with you.

Enjoyed it. What a run. Don't regret it at all. Invested many, many hours of my time into it. What do you stream that on? Netflix. Oh, okay. Okay. Netflix.

You're doing Prison Break next? No. Do Prison Break Season 1, dude. Just dip your toe in. No, probably won't do that. You should. Have you never seen Prison Break Season 1? It's one of the most thrilling seasons of television I've ever seen in my entire life. You could argue it jumps to Shark season two. Matthew Fox. What's the connection there? I don't know. It was just about like same era.

I'm just talking. Yeah. Also, JJ Abrams. I don't know. People in Europe consider Prison Break to be like a top tier television show. Makes no sense to me. Never watched a single episode. People talk about it in the same vein as Breaking Bad and stuff. And I'm like, I don't know if we can go that far, even though season one was absolute gas. Dylan Chivory.

Chelsea has informed me that she has not watched Succession. And I said, you have to, and I am willing to watch it with you. Yeah. I'm working on that one right now. Gotta make that happen. Anyway, I would like to address the very large elephant in the room Yes, I'm wearing a jacket today. All right, got a little front that came through this morning. I'm wearing a jacket get used to it This is my go-to jacket date made a comment that oh you got the same one on huh? Yeah, dude, it's perfect Well, just the way you built it up the last few days.

It is perfect David. Yeah I just, I think that if you're the Shack-It guy, you can't just come to the office like day one cold front and wear the same Shack-It that you've been running back the last three seasons. It was also like 68 when we got into the office. You can't improve on perfection. I was jealous of all the people I passed

on the way to work today taking walks and sweatshirts and shorts. I was just like damn, you guys are out here. I was jealous of all the people I passed on the way to work today, taking walks in sweatshirts and shorts. I was just like, damn, you guys are out here. It was fucking dope. Yeah, took parks at school this morning, six something, it was great. Brett and I turned down the thermostat in here when we walked in this morning

so that we wouldn't get too hot in our fall clothes. That's good, I like that. It's a good move. Really wasteful, but we were like, you know what? We've all got long sleeves on and let's just, let's turn it down one single degree I look great. I look great. He looks fine. It's fine. I don't know. I think you need to re-up on your jackets Do you have anything on your radar? I have I have two other jackets actually come

And now you will see them at some point does a shack it have to be that sort of material It couldn't be a different material like what makes it a shirt and jacket? That's a great question. The identifying quality of a shack it is it can be worn as both a shirt and a jacket. Yeah, no, we're very aware. And very aware of that. Hence the name, shack it.

Have you ever once worn it as a shirt? Oh, that's fact. Maybe I'm wearing it as a shirt right now. Everything about that? That looks like a jacket. Is it a shirt when you're indoors and a jacket when you're outdoors? That's the question. Have you ever worn it without anything underneath it? The beautiful part of this is we don't have to answer these questions because it is what it is. It's up to the beholder, the eye of the beholder. You're gonna go to the food trucks across the way for lunch and you're gonna be standing out there,

just volume shooting your shack, just sweating your balls off when it's 76 degrees outside. You know what I meant? And that's my decision. Dave seems turned off by the shack at conversation. He's just so out of it. It's not the shack, it's something else. What? Something happened before the show, it's something else. What?

Something happened before the show, it's fine. What? What happened? Nothing. I don't want to talk about it. Oh. Okay, sorry. I was thinking about something. You did see me zone out. That was my zone out phase.

Okay. Yeah, it's fine. Don't let him get in his zone out. I am drinking a hule, wasn't that? Guys, want to hear something disgusting? Yes. I'm telling you, it's gross. I love disgusting talk.

I'm telling you right now, it's not good. I did something last night and I'm paying for it today. Okay. I accidentally ripped my pinky toe off, or pinky toenail off last night. The whole thing? Mm-hmm. Are you one of those like tiny pinky toe nail guys?

I am, yeah. And it was a little long when I was putting my son to bed last night and I was in bed with him and I kind of like felt it scratch my ankle. And so I was like, oh man, I gotta get that top piece off. And it took me one flick of the wrist and suddenly I was like, oh, that's the entire nail. That thing was begging to fall off.

Let's see it. I didn't think it was gonna affect me today and then I put on some some shoes to you know Leave the house as one will do and I was surprised by how much it actually hurt. So we just out here I'm day to day for the Texas game. What's what's with those tiny toenails on some people? It's just like a little sliver of a nail I've never been a foot guy, you know I don't have people clamoring for my feet pics online like some people. It's just like a little sliver of a nail. So weird. Yeah. What's up with that? I've never been a foot guy, you know? I don't have people clamoring for my feet pics online like some people in this room. Can I see the toe? You could see it later. I'd rather not. I don't like to expose my toes on camera. Just do it under the table. No, no. I'm dreaming. No, these are the

shoes that I wear that I have to tie and untie anytime I wear them. I'm usually just a slip on the sneakers guy I roll up. I hate those kind of shoes. Dude it's terrible. It's terrible. You should get those Skechers that you can just put your foot in and you don't have to pull the heel back. I might cop some Crocs this fall. I got some Crocs. No dude, Dylan, no no no. When I say that you're thinking of normal Crocs. The Crocs that I'm gonna get, you would never think that they're Crocs. Oh, okay. I got served something the other day and I was like,

you know what, they might get me in with these. Okay. These are just slide ons going out, maybe watering the flowers, maybe just doing some. I'll support that. Some raking. My Crocs are my dog walking shoes. They're not really shoes, but they're slides. I had some from mowing the lawn, they were perfect. Some rakin. My crocs are my dog walking shoes.

They're not really shoes, but they're slides. I had some from mowing the lawn, they're perfect. You could just rinse them off. What do you call the little things that you put on your crocs? The little jewels? Charms? I don't know. It's like giblet or something like that.

Yeah, giblet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fritz has been rocking the Ricky Prosper giblets for a while now, every single day, just tossing those things on and just repping the company. Go check out Ricky Prosper. He's got his work ahead of him with the Christmas sweater ideas that we sent him yesterday. I've never been more excited for a product release than I am for these Christmas sweaters. What's your favorite one that we came up with? No, no, no. don't say no we can't here's how many people have stolen our shit before it?

Barstool's theft of I Was inverted with inverted Santa for Top Gun that was disgusting. They like that was disgusting It wasn't just there's like four different companies that stole that same design. I don't know if Barstool stole from us I'm gonna give them benefit of the doubt There's like four different companies that stole that same design. I don't know if Barstool stole it from us. I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt. But they stole it. Someone there took it from us because I know that that came from the brain of Brett Merriman.

The only other plausible thing is that Brett shoveled some ideas their way. Double agent. Took some money off the top. Did Barstool do it? I thought it was just Floyd Rivers. Oh, maybe it was Floyd. Okay, sorry. Sorry to all the stoolies out there.

Yeah. I didn't mean to offend you. Stand down stoolies. Yep. Floyd. Floyd Rivers. Stand down and stand by stoolies. If you support Floyd Rivers.

Floyd Rivers? You're a scum. I forgot about that. Yeah. It was Floyd Rivers. That guy stinks. Oh my God. He steals everything and he just puts

America at the end of it and claims it as his own. I swear it wasn't just him, but I know like those Etsy and like eBay stores pop up. And I, so many of like, I guess it was that one was the main one that got stolen and I was so mad. I mean, someone, if you're listening right now, you could have the argument like, you guys should have trademarked the design. Like no one's doing that.

What do you matter? No one's fucking doing that. They're not doing that. We're just gonna make a few blocks. It's gonna take about a calendar year to get that thing approved. We're not gonna go back to Floyd Rivers with a seasoned assist.

Hey, Floyd, take it down, bitch. We should do back to back World War champs. Do we know what Floyd Rivers actually looks like? I wonder if we ran that back, if it would do well. It's been a long time since you could buy those. It's been a long time since we were back to back World War champs. Well, same could have been said when we started selling those at Grand Expo. Yeah, but that was like 20 years ago, it feels like. it's like the Cowboys were still riding high off the mid 90s. That design was why Grand Ex had such a rapid expansion. It made so much.

Is that why they hired you specifically to like do logistics of that? They hired me about two months before we released that design. And so I was I was filling like 12 orders a day, not a big deal. And then it was like 300, three to 400 a day. And I was like, guys, this is not a one man job anymore. And so they moved me to content. And the rest as they say is history, Randy. World War II history and World War I history.

I was telling a story in the office earlier and Randy just started talking over me completely unnecessarily. It upset me and I wasn't even the one who was disrespectful. I was actually glad that you chirped up when he started doing it because it was one of the most egregious interruptions and loud talking voices.

I was just telling something very normal in the office and Randy just started volume shooting bits. It wasn't just that he started talking over you immediately is that he raised his voice Mm-hmm like in that was like three octaves Midwest Randy. Oh, that's a well, I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you, Randy Don't do sorry. You're offended. It was also gibbets not giblet. I want to make that correction wasn't gibblet That app where you could could put your face in and it would make the cartoons dance? That was Jib Jab.

Ah damn. Jib Jab. I don't remember Jib Jab. A little dancing elves and shit. People thought that was really funny. Yeah, that was top tier internet humor like 15 years ago. Yeah.

Yeah, there's some people that had to archive their posts of their elves dancing. Elf stinks. The movie? Yeah. It's not good. It's just fine. It's a good movie.

It's just fine. Randy, don't talk over it. It's so overrated. Yeah, Randy, please stop talking over everybody. It's just so overrated as far as Christmas movies go. Just wore thin on me, man. Sorry. If my son decides to love it this year,

I will absolutely double back on this take, but until that happens, I'm gonna ride with it. It's a movie that had I been like 12 when it dropped and watched it, I would be speaking about it completely differently, but the fact that it dropped when it dropped and I was probably like 20s, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's a big part of it. 20s. Yeah, after my 20s. Different. It didn't make sense to me that so he's a he was a human, right? And lived in lived in the North Pole with the elves who had these magic powers but he too

had the powers. That didn't make sense to me as a human being even when he moved to New York or whatever wherever New York, right? The way he was throwing those snowballs with like magic powers, like, no. His rotator cuff would have been shredded the way he was throwing it. It's like this is not- No, he got preventative Tommy John. This is not accurate.

Santa's got a, he's got an on-site doctor on the North Pole. Just wouldn't have gone down like that. I told the old ball and chain last night, I said, hey, now that this cold front's here, I think it's time to resume Harry Potter. Oh, wow. That's a good call. Yeah, I'm halfway through the fourth.

It gives Christmas though, so maybe wait until after Thanksgiving. Well, I'm halfway through the fourth and I told her I'd just like to abandon the fourth completely since I wasn't into it. And we're just gonna resume at five when they get haircuts. You can't just skip over them. I'm gonna skip over it.

Which one's the fourth, Randy? Goblet of Fire. Correct. It's all the dragons in the tournament. Yeah. I don't just skip over them. I'm gonna skip over it. Which one's the fourth, Randy? Goblet of Fire. Correct. It's all the dragons in the tournament. Yeah. I don't know, there was something about it that I wasn't into, so we're just gonna skip ahead to five. Cedric Diggory, my boy.

Why is he your boy? No, that's his dad. He sounds like an SEC running bag. Yeah, yes, Dave's got it. That part makes me very sad. Yeah, well, it should. I like that Dylan watched Harry Potter two weeks ago, and now's like he's done well, hey, yeah He's man's man's landing when I watch it does give Christmas. It's it's a Christmas movie arguably I don't know all that magic and shit. I think you can justify watching it during spooky season

Spooky shit it is witches and warlock's. I've got the illustrated novels of Harry Potter, but they've since abandoned the publisher who was producing those. And so we're only gonna have the first three, not gonna get all of them. I was gonna read them all in that. Get the visual aspect to it. Read it to my son.

I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna read my son the Game of Thrones books. I mean, I think there's credibility to just reading your young kids really boring books so that they just fall asleep faster. They don't know what you're talking about. I'm reading a Rhodes Blood Meridian right now. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. He's a big Cormac guy. I fucking loves it, dude. We went have down to Texas State went down and saw his notes? Al Kek library Their dude named Al Kek or is that someone's last Good question. He's a real Never mind. You know what? Well, never mind. I was gonna drop some some t-state knowledge, but it's not that no no

I would love to hear it Do you know why it's such a big expensive library? Like almost like doesn't even fit on campus LBJ Because the LBJ library was the name was given to the University of Texas and as like a Constellation prize a bunch a bunch of funds were sent to t-ate to build just a massive library because they stole the name LBJ who famously went to Southwest Texas State University. Yeah. Yeah, I know. As did George Strait, Kyle Park, Alexis Texas, Dave Ruff, Dylan

Shivery, W.R. Bowlin. That's right. Myself. A bunch of fantastic Americans. Phil. That's right. Myself. A bunch of fantastic Americans. Phil? Phil Vitalia of Club Cool fame. Our friends Amanda and Tyler. Like I mean people are just out here going to Texas State. We've got a lot of friends who went there too. You could just name all of them. If I was born in Texas where would I have gone to college? Not Texas Tech. Oh this is a fun game. This is a fun game. You would have gotten bully out of Texas Tech first semester Oh, yeah I would have run I would have I would have gone to one rush event and been like I'm not cut from this cloth These guys are so much more alpha than where your square toes man Yeah, I would have been you even just feasting and burner accounts though. I would have been in the softest fraternity at Texas

If I if I grew up in Texas, I would I wouldn't have been a GDI I think I would have naturally been in fraternity. You would have gone to UT. Texas is hard to get into. I don't think I would have gotten into UT, man. I didn't even apply to Michigan because my sister didn't get in and she was way smarter than me

and had better extracurriculars. UT just got harder to get into. I think I'd go to TCU, dude. I think I'd be a frog. What about UNT? Okay, okay. Denton might be a town that's your speed. I feel like Funky Town

would have suited me well at that age. You see you would have been good Yeah, you and team and at UNT at the same time would have been Yeah, y'all would have run the fucking show the crazy game of poker dude, he would have been so fucked That photo him at the Dell match play where's this on TV? I've never never been happier than watching a golf tournament and seeing T man absolutely posted up like a first base coach Yeah, he's got that pull over on Seeing your absolute boy on live coverage of a sporting events one of them It's one of the most gratifying things in life. It's good. Good. Hey, we got a big announcement ten days from now

We're going to New York City We've got the gem saloon October 26 Saturday next Saturday at 5pm. Get there early, stay there late, baby. 5pm is an early meetup time and I don't hate it. Y'all were shaming me for my early flight the next day and then I realized that the meetups at five and I'm like, oh, we're going to be just fine. It's a perfect time. Yeah, it's great. It's great. The sun will be setting behind

the skyscrapers. The absolute boys are gonna be assembling. Absolute girls are gonna be assembling. Anything can happen in New York City. It's the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. You start a business. You can start a business. You can see the worst terrorist attack in American history.

Podcasts might do a meetup there. Yeah, never not. One guy might wear a shacket. Oregon, a very, very noted terrorist attack. If you show up in an incredible costume, I will buy the first three costumes at WowMe. I'll buy you each one single Guinness. Wow.

I'll put it on daddy's credit card. Wow. That is quite the offer. Are you daddy? What if Randy is one of those? Does he get one? Two people I am, yeah. No, Randy doesn't get one. Okay. He can drink on the company tab, but I'm not gonna personally

fund Randy's Long Island iced teas. Oh, is it in Long Island? Okay. It's not in Long Island. It's Manhattan. You can drink Manhattans. Oh. Does New York City have more geographically named Oh. Does New York City have more geographically named cocktails in any other place that are like noted? It's definitely up there. I'm trying to think wherever. I don't know. Wherever else has anything like any way to compare.

I'm trying to think of any other, I guess Moscow Mule, any other type of cocktails based off a place. Oh, the Gary. Oh yeah, the Gary. Which is just a very sugary, frozen concoction. That's nothing, no. It's just like motor oil and. I was gonna say, the Gary's just like,

it's just a light beer and a shot of whiskey. Boilermakers, hey, go subscribe to our newsletter, watch.substack.com. As always, go to youtube.com slash circling back to watch these episodes. Dylan's Trackhouse 2 model. Spooky season yesterday. We had Brad McMillan. He filled in for Dave yesterday to host yesterday's podcast. And I have to say I'm a big fan of Brad. He's all business. I thought following up Nicky the Knife was an impossible task.

Dave did about as good a job as you can do. I'm still a big Nicky the Knife guy, but Brad was a very, very good fill in host. Thank you for that, David. Bonus James, his assistant. He you for that, David. But bonus James, his assistant, he also runs the show there. Couldn't hear him talk, but he made he was a big player. He is the guy. He's Yeah, he's the brains behind. He's like Emily Blount and Devil Wears Prada. Do you ever feel that three o'clock? Or did

Brad? As of now, my late lunch and beers with Brad at three is still on. Okay, that's great. Boozy lunch is what he called it. A big drinking problem. Big Tex, can you do me a favor? Can you make a little announcement here? We have a new sponsor.

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That's been popping up lately. I've been trying to book a reservation, but I'm having a really hard time getting in yeah I mean, it's called It's called ethos Looks great. Yeah, you guys might see their viral sensations. They had a moodang croissant Pretty impressive to make an entire croissant that looks exactly like moodang to the point where you're like wait, is this AI? They this restaurant is a completely fake restaurant I. This restaurant is a completely fake restaurant. The tweet that I'm reading is from at venture twins Justine Moore and it says this restaurant does not exist. Ethos, which claims to be Austin's number one restaurant has 72,000 followers on Instagram. It seems normal until

you realize the photos of the food and venue are all AI and the posts get thousands of likes and comments from people who have no idea. As much as I think that this is kind of weird, I also respect the grind of the person that's doing all this because they're setting themselves up to get a job working as a social media person for a restaurant and getting paid pretty well for it. I think that the page has been taken down. Really? Randy's on it right now. Yep. Oh. for a restaurant and getting paid pretty well for it. I think that the page has been taken down. Really? Randy's on it right now.

Yep. Oh. I just did eat those underscore ATX and I can't find it. Dude, they blocked your ass. Damn, sorry. What the hell? What the hell? Is it cause you're colorblind?

What if the play here is to build it up like this and get all the pub and then open the restaurant? I mean, I don't think that would be like the worst move, but I do have major concerns about recreating a lot of this food as it looks pretty tasty. I found it, sorry. I really don't like what they've done with this foot pizza. Why?

Is it because the pinky toe has a pepperoni on it that signals a toenail and I don't have one anymore? I'm not eating foot pizza. This food looks awesome. Can I read their bio? Yeah, read their bio. The pizza. Okay.

Okay. It does is the fundamental values and beliefs to define the character and culture of an individual organization or community. If I see a restaurant that has this type of feed and this type of Instagram following, it's kind of a turnoff to me at this point because I'm like, alright it's gonna be all all too Instagramable and like the If it has this big of a following in Austin, then it's just gonna end up being either Impossible to get into or just annoying to wait. We've seen this chick this chicken wing. It's not a wing. It's a I

Mean I'm too focused on the massive piece of sausage that yeah I generated chef is doing go go down a little bit Randy big sausage energy alert and we on the right the right side keep going keep going right there oh yeah look at that okay okay how are people how are people seeing this in and thinking that like this is an actual restaurant it's not AI Could just be a big cake That could be a big cake. Everything's cake if you look at it correctly. What if I told you that uh, yeah, yeah Bezos here bartending. Yeah, right like they like a like when you make a when you try to make a reservation there It just simply doesn't work. I I still feel like there's an angle here for this person

to do something successful with this though. I mean, honestly, these images are awesome. This pizza dog, I wanna try. That looks like it's recreatable. Randy, yeah, you could easily just make a pizza dog at your own place. Just make a hot dog, put it in a bun and toss some pizza toppings on top of it

and put it in the oven. So I'm just going back like eight weeks before it was known this was fake and just reading people being like, I'm going to F1 in Austin. How can I make a reservation? So like the people who really thought this was legit, this is phenomenal. Is this the biggest weekend in Austin? Yeah. Not history, but like since I moved to Austin, this might be the biggest weekend here. M&M's performing at F1. Sting. Sting is too. Don't bury the sting lead. I didn't know that. I think he is at least. Yeah, we've got F1. Sting. Sting is two. Don't bury the sting lead dude. I didn't know that. I think he is at least.

Yeah, we've got F1, we have Georgia coming to town. There's just a lot going on. We have the record convention, Randy. Like there's just a lot going on. Have you seen hotel prices downtown? You pretty much can't stay at a hotel downtown for less than a thousand dollars a night, which is not the case normally in Austin.

You can usually get a hotel room for like under 300 if you want to. Game day will be here because of Georgia. Game day. What if like just hypothetically speaking, like the last time that game day came to Austin, Texas, we had Randy Trimbacchi on the on the premises. Like, are you going to be slinking around there? There might be one Doug Dimmadome behind McAfee and Saban and the Bunch. We have We have Brett claiming that he might go with you, but I also know that Brett's gonna get absolutely obliterated at the wedding that he has the night before.

I don't think there's any way he makes it out of bed to come hang with you. I appreciate that he's saying that he's gonna try, but like. If there's anyone built for it though, it is Brett. Well, there's a new apartment for rent right next to Brett's place that we've talked about Randy renting. And then Randy famously said that he was just gonna start busing

into Brett's apartment like Kramer. And I think this might be your opportunity. I think you should go like schedule an early morning showing for this apartment and then just knock on Brett's door at 6.30 AM and just beg him to come to game day with you. I mean, I only live like a five minute drive from him. I can just go do that.

I should just start doing that. Yeah, just start popping in, dude. Can you scroll down and find the Elon Musk bartending pick? I'm sorry. Okay, fantastic. It's just so absurd. When's the last time you guys watched any Friday Night Lights? On the left side of the, oh, there you go.

A couple years ago. Like Friday Night Lights existed at a time where people had cell phones and you could call people and text people. Might not have been iPhone, but you could at least T9 these people. And like every single person on Friday Night Lights just showed up at the door of someone's place

when they wanted to talk to them. Like Landry shouldn't be showing up at Coach Taylor's house to talk to him about something. That's true. I'd be so annoyed if I was like the football coach and like my players were just knocking on my door being like, hey coach, I was hoping you could start me this weekend.

Maybe that's how small town West Texas high school football is, man. I don't know. I me this weekend. I mean, that's how small town west texas high school football is man I don't know. I don't know could be Some of this stuff looks really fucking good. Here's a meatball Imagine if they if they actually made all this stuff they can't it They're covering like so many different types of food and it all looks phenomenal. I mean if if you're a chef Could you actually maybe that pizza ball if you're a chef couldn't you maybe just use AI to come up with ideas for food?

And then just try to recreate it because like I would eat some of this who looks at this is like oh, yeah That looks like a real real picture of food. It's the crustless pizza. What are you talking? Dude, I love a cross size of a volleyball and it's just a pepperoni pizza Yeah, but there's no taint on it to size and shape. I should say How are you not gonna eat the taint if you have a crustless pizza what's in the middle of this just all taint maybe the taints in the middle well that's the point of the taint it's it's the middle hit that meatball one time this is fucking stupid to anyone who was actually trying to get a reservation

here and commenting about it just know that you are in the lower rung of people's brains. Dave, can we? There's a lot of photos we need to pull from here. That's out of office. Oh, that's a good drive. Can we out of office that please? Is he like, is this dude, uh, is he like the four caddy?

If you hit a good drive, instead of going, instead of going like this, he just goes, you hit a good drive instead of going instead of going like this he just goes that's a good he hit you with a skillet yeah how does he signal a drive that's out of bounds oh god oh okay yeah this is this is a lot of work for I don't know what the payoff is but I'm glad it exists. I gotta say, honey on pizza has been the best addition to pizza in the past 20 years. Yeah, I agree with you. Anytime I have honey on my pizza, I seem to be very happy with the situation that I'm in.

I've also procured some jalapeno flavored pizza oil. You guys dipped into the pizza oil game? No. Have you seen Brightland? No. Jalapeno flavored pizza oil you guys dip into the pizza oil game No, have you seen Brightland no, they're very Instagram will olive oil brand I'm surprised You'll probably get marketed now that I've said it on the podcast They have this pizza oil that you can put it on any shitty piece of pizza and it does make it taste so much better It adds a flavor profile to it that what's the flavor of the oil? olive oil better. It adds a flavor profile to it that... What's the flavor of the oil? Olive oil with a hint of jalapeno. Oh, Dylan, you've had it. You've had something similar at the place, the pizza place. I was going to say, Pizzeria Sportiva, we ordered pizza and they're like, just doused it

with olive oil. They had different olive oils on the table. It's like a Northeastern, covered with oil. First time. Northwestern Italy thing. First time I've ever done that. The Grazza, they're the other Instagram olive oil brand, but the founder of that company seems like a real asshole. This stuff is crazy expensive, by the way. I gotta look this up. Olive oil is crazy expensive in the United States.

I have Grazza in my crib right now because it's the only olive oil that the little market by my place sells. And it's good, but it's expensive. When we did our wine tasting in Italy a couple years ago, we bought more olive oil than we bought actual wine to get sent back. You get it in a tin can?

Yeah. Is this the pizza oil that you have? It is, yeah. I highly recommend this stuff. It is really, really good. Okay. You see the price tag of $28 here and you're like that's crazy I have two bottles of it and I am not even halfway through the first one and I use it every time I eat pizza okay I don't overdo it though I don't want an

oily situation on my hands. I'm intrigued. Can we talk pyramids? Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell me what happened, Dylan? Yeah, I'm not exactly sure what happened, but I can tell you what's going on. There is a gentleman who was, I don't know what you call it, paragliding. It's like a motorized- Powered paragliding. Powered paragliding, thank you. And he was cruising by the great pyramid of Giza is that right I think it's Giza Geyser and he was cruising near the very tippy top of this thing and notice if there is a dog up there just chilling I mean it's catching steam on the interwebs how annoyed are you if Stella gets out of the house? Jesus.

How annoyed are you if Stella gets out of the house and then you're like looking for her and you look at the top of the like the tallest pyramid in Egypt and you're like, oh man, I gotta go all the way up this pyramid to get this dog. This dog was climbing this thing obviously, but I don't think it thought ahead and realized it has to get down at some point.

I think going down this thing is much more dangerous than going up it. Yeah, I don't think dogs have the foresight to go through that. Look how steep that point. I think going down this thing is much more dangerous than going up it. It's steep. Yeah, I don't think dogs have the foresight to go through that. Look how steep that, how are you gonna rescue this thing? Do you ever watch billy goats just like scale like- Dude, they're incredible.

How do they do that? I don't know. I know they got, their hooves are so different. They need like that much ledge to support their- I'm pretty deep in a mountain goat Instagram. Are you? Yeah, my reels, it's quite lovely. Just elite climbers. I saw a reel the other day of how they get down

and these goats just clearly had no good route down. So they just threw themselves down onto a bush. Really? Yeah. They all survived. I'm worried this dog is gonna tumble all the way down to its death. Yeah, this dog's dead, dude.

It's gonna die. Right? Speaking of, have you ever seen the hawks that just pick up goats and throw them off cliffs? No. It's gonna die. Right? Speaking of, have you ever seen the hawks that just pick up goats and throw them off cliffs? No, I have. Damn. That's how they kill them. Nature's scary, man. The RFK of hawks. Do you, does, does, do the pyramids rank anywhere for you guys on your list of places you want to go to? No. I don't see a scenario where I find

myself in Egypt. Yeah, I don't, I don't have a desire to go to Egypt. I'm sure it's cool as hell to see. I don't see a scenario where I find myself in Egypt. Yeah. I don't, I don't have a desire to go to Egypt. I'm sure it's cool as hell to see. I feel like I'm going to have to be in my golden years and just like have like, you know, we're out of places you've been. Yeah. Like I'm re we're retired and we're like, all right, we're going to go to two months overseas and travel around a little bit and waste our savings. I would like to see them. Something that was built hundreds of years ago. I think it would be cool to see up close

I've always wanted to see things that were built by aliens It's true. I they don't move the needle for me. They're cool. They're cool But in a her to go Sam though Over 400 feet tall this pyramid doesn't sound that big That's big. That's big 40 stories. That's big. Look how far down it is, you can see the ground. Yeah, I can see. Like I'm not...

You don't think that's that big? I didn't accuse you of not being able to see. No, 400 feet doesn't sound that big. I feel like they're bigger than 400 feet. They're over 400 feet, but under five. Maybe this dog was just trying to get a gram off. Maybe he's gonna base jump off of it. You think he's doing selfies up there?

I think it got down. What makes you think that? I'm not denying you. The pyramid dog climber got down safely. This is according to an account that has 3,400 followers. Honest question, if you're on the motorized, what do they call it? Paraglider? Paraglide thing. Can our man just go and land on the top of it grab that dog and just fly it down? I don't think you want to land on something like that. I know but if you're saving your absolute dogs. I think you need

a little bit of a runway. I've seen them land before they have to do like a couple steps of like it's like landing a parachute you have to have a little bit of. Plus you gotta get air under the chute when you take off. Yeah, you need. I wanna paraglide one day. I don't. I wanna do this thing over Torrey Pines where you're just floating up there. That looks cool.

Looks cool. It doesn't seem that dangerous. Catch the wind coming off the bluff there. Yeah, I think my skydiving days are over. So I might have to just, you know. Why are they over? I just don't think I'm gonna do it. I'm not.

I don't want someone to have to tell my son's like, hey, remember when your dad died from skydiving? I don't even know if I would die because of any parachute issues. I might just have a heart attack in the air. I know that free falling like that for so long. I'm out on that. You did it before Dave?

Yep. Yeah. Can we post the video? Not that bad. Yeah, the Aussies who were working the place and were doing the filming were well worth it. I should probably digitize that video. It's a VHS.

I will do that. It's probably at my parents' house, hopefully Hopefully My parents are someone in my family digitized a ton of our old videos, but they're all on DVD now And I'm like, well, how am I supposed to play a DVD? I don't even can I even put a disc in my PS5 Randy? Yeah, Ken. I might have to do that Some of them yeah, my mind you mind you cannot This is a digital only version. Yeah, I feel like I got the digital only version too. Maybe not It's like 50 bucks cheap how How many games people will be downloading that they fill these things up?

Isn't it like terabytes of storage? Hard to say. I guess I only play FIFA. True. I downloaded that Harry Potter game. I wish I could sell my Madden digital copy because I've played that exactly three times. You ever do a lesson with Professor Garlic?

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know don't put this in there but I'll check it out. Yeah Dylan why'd you put this in here dude? People are saying it's cringe. Is it cringe to post do a photo shoot with your mom in lingerie when you're both in it? Randy You have to put it up because I don't know I haven't seen this yet Okay, I don't sure so you put this in why are people saying it's cringe I don't know people were just weirded out, but the Today Show said it's quaint cringe and weird Okay, I don't sex shame people whether they're male or female or anything else. She's 20 by the way Yeah, I I think that Heidi Klum has made a very long career out of being not only a swimsuit model but a Victoria's Secret lingerie model.

And I think if she and her daughter decide that they want to do something like this, I think we let them. We're living in a world where sex is being normalized. It registers on the weird scale to me. I'm not saying it's super weird, but it's at least sort of weird. It's empowering in my opinion. Because lingerie is typically worn, for sexual activities.

I wear mine just for comfort around the crib. Okay. It's weird because it's not even lingerie they're wearing. It's lingerie, lingerie. I was thinking that too. I was thinking that too. But for me, it's just like kind of seen it generation to generation,

celebrating every facet of femininity is kind of cool. I don't see why like major news outlets are like calling, like I feel like they're just coming at Heidi Klum's they don't like Heidi Klum What's there to dislike about Heidi Klum? She do something that I don't know about. I don't know Was everybody team seal? She break does she break seals heart? Is that does that the rub? I Think still probably makes better music when he's got a broken heart. I feel like seal was in the wrong if I remember Yeah, I think he might have cheated. Oh

I mean if I was married to, you know, Heidi Klum, I probably wouldn't cheat on her. She's very beautiful. I guess I wouldn't cheat on my current wife either. Still got it at 51. She's only 51? Yeah, I would've guessed 60. Yeah, not based on looks, like she looks great,

but like, yeah, just based on like, yeah, I've been looking at Heidi Klum photos from my entire life. Who is the dude from the notebook? Channing Tatum? Not the notebook. Ryan Gosling? Who's the, what was Channing Tatum in? Magic Mike?

Isn't that Jonah Hill? Yeah, it was. 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street's got some, it's got some laughs. Channing Tatum in some like- Jupiter- Tear-jker like shit movie. Maybe not.

Maybe. Anyway, I'm at a bar in Denver in like 2008. We're on an orientation for our first job and we go find this bar and there's bartender, he's like a young guy. He like hangs out and drinks with us after and he's like, yo, my boy, he's coming up in Hollywood. Check it out, he sent me this pic.

It was him and Heidi Klum in bed and like their faces together and they clearly just hooked up. And it was Channing Tatum. It was like 2008. And I still think about it to this day. Good for Channing. Wasn't he just in a movie with Laura Dern

where there seems to be a romance with a significant age gap? He was in Wolverine. The next movie. Yeah. Deadpool. I'm gonna support Laura Dern in all her endeavors from here on forward.

I'm a Laura Dern guy. I didn't realize how much of a Laura Dern guy I was until that show came out. That's escaping me right now, the HBO show. The women. Yeah, with Shailene, Reese. Not related to Ruger Dern, I don't think. No, I don't think she's related to Ruger Dern.

Does Ruger Dern still tweet? No, unfortunately. He's got a family now? Yeah. You hate to see your imposter accounts grow up and have families. He grew out of that phase. Ruger, if you're listening, we'd like to hear from you. We miss you.

Yeah, I don't know if the Crying Will account is still actually sending any tweets. Fred Davis. Yeah, actually still do. I hate to admit this. But Fred Dave is actually my favorite mimic account of anything that we do and seen. Fred Dave pop up from time to time. He chooses his spots. Well, in my personal opinion. Yeah, he doesn't volume shoot. He's good. He waits till like the family's out of town for a

weekend. He's like, you know, I'm going to do some tweeting. I applaud them for this though. I support it if that's what you want to do. Yeah. I don't think it's weird at all. This is what she does in life. No. Not cringe to me. I do like seeing celebrities that have kids that we've been following for years, like Reese Witherspoon's just out having espresso martinis with her daughter in New York City and stuff like that. It's like, oh man, I can't wait for that phase in life when I don't have to deal with their everyday shit

and I can just vibe with them all the time. I can't wait to drink beers with Parks one day. It's gonna be awesome. I thought you guys were already doing that. No, he's had a sip here and there, but that's it. My parents came to town and we didn't have any, my mom likes white wine and we didn't have any white wine, but we had a bottle of Prosecco and she popped it open. And I was like, yeah, I remember the first time I ever had an alcoholic drink, it was champagne at some party that you

guys threw. And my mom was like, what? I was like, yeah, you guys gave me champagne when I was like five years old. I remember drinking like a glass glass like this big and just falling asleep immediately after. That's the best night's sleep you'd had up to that point. Yeah, I know. I was like, my parents are kind of savvy in that respect. Now people are just giving their kids melatonin gummies. Is that what inspired your knockout vodka drink at the end of the night?

Maybe. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen anybody do. What dude? I think that has merit. It's not something I employ these days, but like after, here's why I did it though. I didn't- Can you explain what you do?

I won't just do this any night. This was a very targeted attack because we had been in Chicago at this point for three nights. And this was our third night of going out fairly hard and day drinking literally all day. If I didn't get absolutely obliterated and just pass out, I was going to be in bed all night with Micah sleeping next to us, just snoring his ass off. I was going to be sitting there pretty much having a panic attack because I'd be thinking like,

oh my God, I just drank for three days straight. I'm a piece of shit. So instead I delayed it till Monday. He pours himself like a very stiff vodka drink for the sole purpose of just knocking himself out. I think I actually got two. Two? I think I drank one at the hotel bar and then I got one to go for the ride up. When you're traveling the next day, that's just so reckless to me. Yeah, but dude, I didn't know we were going to see Iggy from the Bachelor in the airport the next day either. He was wearing

the dirtiest zebra Yeezys I've ever seen in my entire life. He was walking real confident too. seen in my entire life. He was walking real confident too. God. Have you guys, like the Bachelor actually has juice again. Yeah. Did you watch any of the Golden Bachelorette, Dylan? No. It looked pretty, like pretty engaging television.

I heard good things about it. My mom knows someone that was on it. Yeah. And apparently he's doing podcast stuff. If you want to get him on. You should get him on your podcast, Randy. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just guy from Chicago. Will you interview him if we get him on? South Side of Chicago. I think I saw like a clip of him that like he was just doing cannonballs in the pool. And like someone put that with the, you know, the Zipline guy. We should get him on and see if he just talks over people.

What do you mean by that? I don't know. We should get him on though. We need to get back into the Bachelor, but only the Golden franchise. I've heard the other ones are actually pretty good. Just saying, I'm not going to get back into it. A lot of buzz on Twitter. Just saying I'm not gonna get back into a lot of buzz on Twitter Can we can I go can I read you guys something from my favorite website cowboy state daily? It's where I get my cowboy news

Are you guys aware that when horses die in Wyoming like out on the range in order to avoid getting you know bears and stuff They blow these horses up. They don't want bears feeding on the carcass? It says, yeah, it says, when a horse dies in the Wyoming back country, sometimes the best option is to blow it to pieces so it won't attract grizzlies. In Wyoming right now, the US Forest Service says the fire danger is too extreme

to explode any dead back country horses. Tanner, right? There have been a couple of horses pass away out at our ranch. Did you blow them to smithereens? No. My stepdad will, with the tractor, drag them out to a field and leave them there. That's kind of, I mean, they're really big animals.

Yeah, I can't really bury them. Let the coyotes feed on them. Coyotes, buzzards, mostly it's just buzzards that are just pick away at it until it's just it's just bone after a while I had no clue that this was a thing It does make sense in a way But like can you imagine being the dude whose task is like like a man like if you're on the yellow or if you're on Uh, what's that as you're on the Dutton ranch, right? It's like alright Dylan You're the new blood here. You got to go up and blow up all these horses out on the Dutton Ranch, it's like, all right, Dylan,

you're the new blood here. You gotta go up and blow up all these horses out on the range. I wonder how they do it. I think you can. You shove Tannerite right up the butt. Yeah, I think you keister it. It can't be Tannerite. Why?

C4? It's gotta be a little something more powerful than Tannerite, I would think. Isn't Tannerite pretty powerful? I don't know. Plus you gotta activate it. Yeah, I would just call on a drone strike. That seems like a drone striking dead.

It seems like an inefficient use of resources there. Not at my ranch. Okay, oh, I didn't know you had it like that. Yeah. Okay. How dark are the eyes of the dude? That's job is just to blow up horses all the time. I'm gonna blow up another horse today.

They do that with pigs, they'll like set traps for while, for like hogs, just blow them up. They're not dead though, they're dead after, but cause you know, they get blown up. Sure, on account of the explosion. I've only had to put down one dog in my life where I was like aware of what was going on.

And we took it home with us because he weighed five pounds and we buried it, buried him ourselves in a very emotional little setting Uh, but like what do you what do what happens with dogs when you put them down? They cremate them? Yeah Do they cremate them within the vet clinic or do they send them off somewhere? I know this because I used to be married to a vet tech. Okay, and what they do is they have a freezer On site and they store them until like once a month or once a week, a service will come pick them up,

take them away and cremate them. Imagine Carm getting stuck in that freezer. Life unraveling. Yeah, that's how they do it. Oh, that's dark. All Carm had to do was just not like say all that stuff. I have several issues with that scene. It was hilarious though.

Deserved to win the golden gloves for comedy. It was just a true comedy. Huh. Yeah. I didn't know they did that. If it's me, if it's my ranch goes down differently. That's all I'm going to say. I'm leaving it out there because I want the bears to feed off that so they're full and

don't come looking for me. There's a thought. A lot of meat on those horses. Plenty. It's recommended that roughly three pounds of explosives be placed under the main parts of the carcass in four locations, the hindquarters, the midsection, the front quarters, and the neck. An additional pound of explosives, I can't say that word,

explosives should be placed in two locations under each leg. Quote, use water bags to hold explosives close to the carcass if it's impractical to place charges under the carcass, for example, when the carcass is laying in water. I hate it. I hate it when I have to blow up a horse and it's laying in water. Rainy eight horse in Japan. I did. How was it? It was very gamey. Do they raise horses there to eat them? I didn't ask, I just ate it. Dave, did you eat that bear that you picked up

off the side of the road when you were going up to do some falconry with Don Jr. and RFK? I was gonna, but like I ended up, I was trying to do this prank, like just some high jinx in this really noted park in my city and ended up kind of biting him in the ass later on when I ran for president. You bit it in the ass?

Yeah. It's the best part. Just soaking it in milk before you cook it gets rid of the gameyness. That's why the Charmin Bears exist. Okay. A few years ago, he and his horses were almost struck by a pack horse that Charmin bears exist. Okay. A few years ago, he and his horses were almost struck by a pack horse that slipped from a few switchbacks

above them and came careening down mountainside. I heard somebody yelling, look out, Joel, look out. And I looked up and I saw, all I saw was horse packs flying everywhere and this horse coming down head over heels. It ended up hitting a tree about 10 yards from me. You don't want to be walking around on the wide open range and see a horse flying your way through the sky. It's just simply not ideal.

Damn. What noise did that make? When it was flying down though. What if it was inverted? Do you think the horse was flying inverted? Maybe. Yeah, for a top gun. Yeah.

Right? You just think that's what was going on. Could be. Floyd Rivers would probably make a sweatshirt out of that. What's your order at the Dick's Saloon after a day of blowing up horses? That's a tough day. Uh, I got something to forget the day. Yeah. Nae nae.

I'm going to ask him to fill a Guinness glass of whiskey and I'm going to try to split the G with that thing. When I was at the airport and I ordered a Guinness glass of whiskey and I'm going to try to split the G with that thing. When I was at the airport and I ordered a Guinness for my flight back, I was just thinking, man, what if I just split the G here at the airport before my flight back? Of course, they didn't give it to me in a Guinness glass. No. So that was, I was going to ask you, like when you order an airport Guinness, do they just put it in the regular gross ass glasses that they serve at airports? Based on her reaction, I was gonna ask you, like, when you order an airport Guinness, do they just put it in the regular gross ass glasses that they serve at airports? Based on her reaction, I was the first person

in a very long time to order a Guinness because it wasn't on tap. And she was like, I think, and she like reached under and she's like, yep. When we were flying through London to go to Italy, I was told, Sally, I was like, I'm not sitting in this, I'm not sitting in London and not having some Guinness right now.

We just sat at the bar, just taking them down. Was it an absolute creamer? It was a creamer, dude. I love a good pint of plain, man. You love that guy. I wanna love that guy. What's his name? I can't remember his name.

I just love how jolly he is and how much he enjoys Guinness. I do too. But what kills me is that half of his content is Manchester City, so I can't naturally support the man. Is this the Irish dude who drank like 88 beers? No, it's just some dude on Instagram who Randy and I get served all the time and he's got a mustache, a funny hat. I mean, Randy, you can probably just go to your discover feed and he's right there. But he's just hilarious and he goes and he travels all across the UK trying to find perfect pores. Prime Mutton. Prime Mutton. trying to find like perfect pores. Prime mutton. Prime mutton. This guy. Look at this guy. Okay.

He just deletes Guinness? Dude, he's got 132,000 followers just for deleting Guinness. Hey, he just goes and he just takes a sip and he tells you how it is. And it's always, it's always like, well, that's good right there. That's a bit of a warm accent. Yeah. Not a whole lot of variance in how good each poor of Guinness is. I would imagine. He's got a drinking hat though. He does. So you guys have a drinking hat?

Yeah. It's a Panama hat. It's straw. I got it. Um, got it in Italy. Wait a minute. Go up to the top right, right there. This one?

No, under it. That, that's a dope hat. Dude. Fucking Dom DeLauise. My man is just going off here. That's I've whacked somebody hat. Gross. Oh man. This guy's awesome. There's another guy I follow who's a British dude who just crushes beers, but he's the complete opposite of this guy, Randy. Can you pull up schooner score? Schooner score. S-C-H-O-O-N. Schooner score, this guy right here. This dude's just a absolute weapon of a dude who just goes around and tries beers and just chugs beers. And I mean, he's, look at this guy.

Does he, he just chugs it? Okay. Yeah, I think he's got a hot girlfriend who just runs his Instagram for him and it's like, no, do this. And he just does it and now he's like famous for it. Do you wanna be the famous guy for drinking beers though? Because that can really start to go south pretty quickly.

Only if you have a zillion of them. Look what happened to that. Was it Rusty? Shoe Nice? Rusty? Yeah, Rusty Featherstone. He was ranking beers. But he just gets smashed every time he does one of these.

I know, but I love me some Rusty. Yeah, he's got a pretty good gig at Friday beers right now. He rates them four at a time. I got a couple notifications the other day on Sunday Scaries of someone liking like four photos in a row and I was like, that's fucking Rusty. Rusty, he drinks beer.

So excited that Rusty was interacting. Met him briefly. Did you? Yeah, he was at that Friday beers thing last year. Did you drink a zillion beers with him? No. Why? They were busy doing stuff, him specifically Why? They were busy doing stuff.

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because Friday is gonna be or Saturday is gonna be big gonna stop by Will's in law's house for a little pre Georgia Texas tailgate situation around I forgot about that I'm not having something I've removed myself from the family group chat so I always forget about the events that revolve around you are going What time is it 11 something on Saturday? Yeah, I will be there. I have a couple of frosty boys There yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there after the Manchester United Brent watch a little game day and perhaps some of the 12 o'clock slate and then the 12 o'clock slate and then 11 o'clock actually.

What time did the first game start? What the fuck are you talking about? 12, I don't know. Well, it's a big noon kickoff, but that's Eastern Standard Time, which means that it's going to be 11. 11 o'clock, anyway. Does this dude even watch football? It's definitely 11.

Why am I mansplaining football schedules? It's because NFL starts at 12 and I just got confused, it doesn't matter. Anyway. Just means more. I'm different. The main event. I will be going I'm going to the Georgia game, Georgia, Texas. And I'm so excited. You have good seats to go with our buddy Mike Eisenhower is kind

enough to offer me one of his tickets. You got StratDaddy in there. Our boy Stratman. We're gonna meet up at Stratman's office beforehand and have a couple of adult beverages there, I'm sure and then walk over to the stadium and watch Texas put a beat down on the dogs. I'm so fucking pumped. What's your confidence level going into this game? I've been saying it, man. I'm weirdly pretty confident in this game.

I don't think Texas is gonna run away with it by any means, but I think the game will be comfortably in hand in the fourth quarter. You know who really needs Texas to win this game? Me. Sam Ellinger. Yeah. in the fourth quarter. You know who really needs Texas to win this game? Me? Sam Ellinger. Yeah. Cause that GIF of him or that little video clip of him

saying we're back after beating Georgia a couple years ago, like that might not, that might get misused after this game. 2016? No. When was that? That's eight years ago. What was the, what bowl was that? 19? Was it 19? Each bowl of cotton, but what bowl was that? Sugar. Sugar. Ah. What year was it? 2019. January 1st, 2019. 2019. Just the early days of Washington media. Yeah. Texas was back, the boys were buzzing.

He was, he was, he called it early. You calling that that 16 is crazy I don't know why Linger's like 22 right now. I don't know who was the Texas quarterback in 2016. That's Swoop, nobody good. Tell you that who's the dude that transferred SMU? Gary Gilbert. No, oh Buchele shame. Shame. Shame. Maybe it may been him Anyway, that's my Saturday big big, big day in Austin, Texas. And then Sunday, little birthday celebration. I turned 41 next week. So I'm getting together with family on Sunday. Damn you old as fuck. We're gonna do like a brunch situation probably somewhere.

Chelsea's trying to plan that and yeah, that I'm looking forward to it. I've got the depth chart up from 2016 from Texas Tech. Shane Boucher. Shane Boucher. Swoops was the backup. You know I saw Baker Mayfield the other day talking about how he won his last two Red River rivalries and I have to say that I was at the game where he did not win so he did lose one. Just putting it out there. Yeah. Just putting it out there that he doesn't want to see me in the stands. He was a good quarterback. He's annoyingly good at I was at the game where he did not win. So just putting it out there. Just putting it out there that he doesn't wanna see me in the stands. He was a good quarterback.

He's annoyingly good at a lot of things. Yeah, dancing. I yield my time to you, Dave. Eating cheesecake. Dude, the time that I went to the same wedding as him and he immediately switched into his party boy outfit before the reception had even started. It's so make or make, you know.

Dude, you're a douchebag. Like you don't do that before the reception had even started. So I was just like, dude, you're a douchebag. Like you don't do that before the wedding. Even the reception even starts. You have to do that once like the speeches are over. And once everyone's getting ready to go on the dance floor, that's when you start to throw on some like converse converse, all stars shades, took off his jacket, rolled up the sleeves. And I was like, you're, you're, you're going to too fast here.

My man, he could not wait to hit the whip. And I was like, you're going too fast here, my man. He could not wait to hit the whip. He could not wait. I had to leave that one because I had tummy ache. You was probably making fun of you. Sally looked over at me and she goes, are you okay? And I was like, I don't, I think I ate something weird. It wasn't from them. I think it was earlier in the day, but yeah. I was going to try to do a Oklahoma drill with him on the dance floor Think he would have truck stick through me. He would have trucked me straight into the DJ booth. Probably so Yeah, I mean he is say what you want. He's a he's a good athlete. Yeah. Yeah

I respect his grind despite the shit that he talks that seems a little unnecessary sometimes You know beat the lines this year. So I'm not gonna I can't I can't down talk. Oh, that's right. Yep Yeah, I'll keep it short., so I'm not gonna, I can't, I can't down talk. Ooh, that's right. Yep, yep, yep. I'll keep it short. I am home with the boys. Your Lutes? Me, Sammy, Rodie, and Randy. Not you.

You can come by if you wanna help. No, no. We got a list of going out of town? Yeah. Girls' trip? Yeah. Damn. So I'll be home.

With her dangerous nights crew? Something like that. Probably a lot of fall hats getting worn. Hell yeah. Christian Girl Autumn, Chapel Rowan playing on the speakers. A lot of chapel. But yeah, we'll be holding it down.

So probably not getting out. We're gonna go to T-ball. We're gonna see how that goes. Even though the coach informed us that he won't be there. So I don't know who's supposed to run practice. I'm happy to help a little bit. But you're gonna have a baby with you. That's another big issue, Will.

So am I gonna have to hire a sitter for T-ball? People are wondering, but we're gonna make it work. The thought of taking Fritz to soccer practice with Charlie in tow and me having to manage both those situations, I can already feel myself prematurely sweating. Well, it sucks because it's going to be the first T ball that's not shorts and a t-shirt and leave there sweaty.

It's going to be like a enjoyable T ball weather. And I'm like, well, am I going to miss this? Uh, we're going to figure it out. That's all I'm going to say. It's finally sweatsuit season for our man Rhodes, who was famously wearing sweatsuits deep into summer this year. Yeah. He'll wear one. There's. Yeah. He'll wear one. If there's an opportunity, he will wear one.

Fritz wore a Grinch sweater for about five hours on Saturday in the 90 plus degree heat. He just refused to take off his Grinch sweater. Yeah. They get attached to certain articles of clothing and they don't really understand that. He can't really go outside in that. He had the hood up with the little Grinch thing on the top. I was like, what are you doing? It's very Gen Z to just want to wear a hoodie all day. Do you have Grinch sweaters? Keep an eye out. Hmm. We're not doing a Grinch sweater. That's against copyright. Just saying, keep an eye out. Big question, Dave. What's on the menu for the weekend?

Randy, that's a great question. I have not done my trip to the store yet. Um, you gotta think something to be home. I'm going to be glued to that smoker. So maybe I might do something. I don't know. I was getting trouble for doing like extravagant meals when I'm, Melissa's gone. It's a tale as old as time that like the wife leaves and then you get like, I mean, Sally does all the cooking because she's a

better cook, but whenever she leaves town, I'm like, Ooh, now I get to like take full control over this kitchen and I make something good. And she's like, why don't you make Chilean sea bass when I'm home? And I'm like, because you're always the one who you want to cook. Like you like doing it and you're better at it than me. There's a level of experimentation too. Oh yeah. Like I don't know if it's going to turn out good. Yeah. You're the only one who has to deal at it than me. There's a level of experimentation too. Oh yeah, like I don't know if it's gonna turn out good.

You're the only one who has to deal with it. Yeah, she would be critiquing my cooking if I was making something, then it's fish a little dry. Maybe I'll do Chilean sea bass. Sounds delightful actually. We'll see, stay tuned. Something will, look, I'm gonna- Jack's in the card, that's for sure.

You're getting pizza. Yeah, you're playing your za card at some point. Is he gonna play in that card? Yeah, probably twice. You're getting pizza. Yeah, you're playing your Zod card at some point. Is he gonna play in that card? Yeah, probably twice. You might do Saturday, Sunday. I sent a pizza in my group text the other night and I was told I needed to quote, do better. Wow, where was it from?

East side pies, dude, it looked like ass. Why'd you send it? Because I send every pizza, dude. I'm a transparent guy. You gotta pace the highs with the lows. You can't just send your only heaters. You gotta send everything. Fair.

Yeah. And that's that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a big weekend ahead of me. Thursday night, going to vampire weekend. You familiar with these guys? It's vampire this weekend and fun. Ooh, spooky.

Moody Center. I have some of the best tickets that I've ever purchased through Ticketmaster. So I'm very excited just to see how close I am. Right behind GA, which is not that big, and we're in the front row. So we have a seat because we're in our late thirties, which means that we want to sit down during concerts

for certain periods of time. After that, I will be staying in Friday night. Sally's going out with her Dangerous Nights crew. Got some girls in town for the game, so they're gonna all go out to dinner and have their fun. I've been offered to get a babysitter so I can go out and do something, but none of my lutes have reached out about doing anything worth doing, so I think I'm just gonna hold it down at home. Maybe I'll watch a little... I was watching a and hold it down at home. Maybe I'll watch a little, I don't know, I was watching a video earlier, Dave,

about the most famous skateboard photographer. I think I might dip back into that, you know? I like to get my skateboarding watching done while Sally's not in the house. I get it. Saturday, I guess I'm going to a tailgate with Dylan. Dave, you should go. There's gonna be plenty of people there

to watch after the kids. Just show up, dog. Yeah, I don't know if it's my scene. It doesn't seem like it. Yeah. I don't know how hard I'm gonna go at that tailgate as the game is at 630 at night. I'm going to a different tailgate at someone's house after that. And barring some big changes in life, I will not be going to the Texas Georgia game, despite how much I want to. Just simply not gonna spend the secondary market price on these tickets crazy It's crazy. I'm also not opposed to watching a cool weather game at home on the couch

Might hit different. I got three Guinness that are just staring me in the face in my fridge right now. That sounds pretty nice I need some absolute creamers in me this weekend Okay, cream me up this weekend, okay Sunday big day. I'm very excited for this. I'm going to my second concert of the weekend. I'm going to Lyle Lovett. As you know, Charlie's middle name is Lyle. So, you know, there's something special there. And I have a backstage pass. What? I get to go meet Lyle. That's awesome. I'm very excited about this. This is courtesy of Michael Weiner, a legend. He made this happen. Lyle Lovett somehow knows my, or not somehow, he knows my aunt or knew my aunt when she was living. And when they reached out about all this, he was like, oh yeah, she's a great, we were very close. She's a great person. And so I'm like, oh man, like I get to meet Lyle

Lovett. He's gonna, he's gonna talk to me about something. It's exciting times. I'm also just excited to see him in concert. He's a, he's a very pleasant person. And on a Sunday night, there's no better concert than a Sunday night Lyle show. They say never miss a Sunday show. But I kind of got, I feel like we need to rest up this weekend before heading to New York next weekend. We're simply not doing that. Next one's a big one. Yep. Um, but yeah, outside of that, got nothing going on. Randy, oh, no, I do have more going on.

Randy and I are going to the record convention on Sunday. No, it's next weekend. Wait, is it this weekend? Yeah. Oh, it is this weekend. Don't ghost me, dude. Oh, sorry. Yeah, the record convention's coming to town,

so Randy and I are gonna go dip in there and do some record flipping. What's on your get list, Randy? Maybe some bootleg Kanye West because he doesn't do any graduation. Yeah, that's like my favorite album. He just doesn't press it. There were some bootleggers there last time

that were selling some pretty legit looking European and Japanese bootlegs of a lot of Kanye. So I think you're in a good spot there. I might just, you know, just see what, so we see what speaks to me, maybe get nothing. I don't know. I probably shouldn't buy more because. I'm going to try to procure the

Sufjan Stevens Christmas album. I need to get more Christmas albums in the mix. I'm going to look out for a Lord of the Rings album. There we go. You know, I've been telling you that. Now we're kicking with gas. Dylan, do you want to come shop for Lord of the Rings vinyl with me and Randy?

I'll come through. Can we're kicking with gas. Dylan, do you want to come shop for Lord of the Rings vinyl with me and Randy? I'll come through. Can we park at your place? Sure. Parking's a bitch there, Randy. We might need to carpool. We could just park at the office. It's not like a walk, but we could Uber. Maybe grab some scooters.

Actually, that's somehow not the worst idea. Yeah, it's not the worst idea. I'll be at Game Day. Check me out on the ESPNs. Are you confirmed in the dome in game? I'm going to dim a dome game day I'm gonna put my what I said I'm gonna put on the post board not what Brett did because you guys try giving Brett credit for it I'm gonna put Georgia is Dima done

Dude Brett was absolutely cooking when he came up with that. No, I came up with it. You guys just completely all ignored me. This is why I have to speak louder because you guys don't listen to me. Please, please get on game day. I will.

I think I'm going to try to go even earlier than I did last time. Cause I did not realize how early you have to be there to get like barricade or get like in the first five rows. So I'm probably going to do nothing Friday night in preparation to get there really, really early. Could you fasten the sign to your hat? Or does that not have the structural integrity

to make that work? I would say that it's wobbly enough that I wouldn't want to try it. Yeah, we had some branches down this morning. I don't need your Dimmadome hat blowing over at, what's it called? You catch them when you might go airborne. True, and also then you can't't just floating away from game day.

You can't put your signs up on a stick. I found out like, like you can't like have it like a, like a protester one. It has to just be a regular little sign. Next year at ACL, I'm going to get a, I'm going to get a sign that I put on a stick and it's just going to be El Glizadente. Pretty good. He's not making very many waves on this campaign trail. Yeah. I don't like his chances. I feel like Don's trying to open the door for a third

candidate to walk in right now and you're just not doing the job. Yeah. I just, I just don't feel like he has much staying power, unfortunately. I saw a tweet the other day about someone's boyfriend having a hot dog tracker app where he tracks the amount of hot dogs he takes in a year. Why? I've only had about three or four hot dogs this year. Why? What's the point?

Are you gonna, are you gonna glitz up at the Texas game? I might, yeah. I might. I love a dog at a game. If you see Dylan at the game, throw a hot dog at him. Please don't do that. You can have anyone with mustard and relish on it. That'd be great. I'll eat it.

I might make that pizza. I'm surprised you're a relish guy. Love sweet relish. Ugh. Ugh. Whatever, whatever. You don't know shit. I might go to Six Flags tomorrow. We'll see. Really? Please do. Where we're my roommate and I are discussing, you know, just heading down there for five

Friday Fest. It's only an hour forty-five away in San Antonio. Maybe even closer. Are we going to Peter Pan World? The the little Ferris wheel and pumpkin thing down the street. Dude, it looks kind of legit. Should we bring our boys there this weekend? Man, I think they've got like the pumpkin hay scene. Oh, I forgot to bring your pumpkin in, Randy. I actually even remembered to try to remind you

and I forgot. I was looking at it last night and the one that you picked out, I simply can't give you that one. It's really the one of the nicest pumpkins that we have going. Yeah, why do you think I picked it? I know you can't just pick the nicest pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. You know, maybe I'll just swing by and I'll just pick one. Yeah. Pick me up for the thing so we can carpool and I don't have to drive. I'm not going to drive all the way north

to drive back down south. I think you do that. And then I need to drive back north and then back south. That's perfect. Ryan, if you time it right, you can get down there and uh, it'll be in like the mid mid to high 50s Roller coaster weather that is true at least I'll have a jacket on facts or shack it Let's get out of here. It's been fun. Bye Thanks for watching guys!