Circling Back - Curling Cheaters, Hot Knights, & Stalkers | Circling Back 2-16-26

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

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Ranchos, the metal ranchos. Welcome back to the circling back podcast. Monday morning, President's Day, but we're here. You're right there, bud? I'm meeting Dylan's microphone for right now. Was it making it was it loud? Okay, better. Is it loud in them?

It was a little squeaky. Just a quick little mic adjustment. I can tell Barrett's been here. My name is Dave. over there is producing it's Randall Trembachy. Hi Dave. Hi.

How are you? Kind of pissed off I'm working today, honestly. I know. On President's Day? What does Eliglizante do for President's Day? I'm glad you guys. That's actually a really good question.

Not a real character, not a real person, just a made-up thing from you guys. So I don't know. There's no answer. N-A. No answer. You know.

N-F. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. Great. He's in some hot water. So who's your favorite president?

Of all time. I don't know. I feel like the chalk answers Lincoln. Abe, honest Abe? I like George Washington. Oh, you do? Yeah. Everything?

Not, I don't know. You like all of it? You like everything about them? I don't. Maybe. Are there some things about them you don't like? Maybe crossing the Delaware to, like, kill people in their sleep on Christmas. Maybe not, but, you know, we have a country.

What about, like, the slave ownership part? Yeah, that's what I was a lot. Not really the stuff that happened in the midst of war. Slavery's bad. I'm glad we got that cleared up. Yeah. Were they really in their sleep, though? I don't know.

The Hessians. I don't know if they surprised them while they were sleeping. I don't think they just went in there, you know, walking dead style. They said surprise motherfucker. There's walkers out there. The guy from Dexter. That's what they did. out there.

If you're out there and you see Carl Carl's not out there, dude. There's red coats out there. You tell him he's out there. You tell him his dad's looking for him. Did Carl survive throughout the end of that show's run? No. No. No. Carl, big spoiler. Big spoiler. Hold on. If you... Carl got bit.

Really? Yeah. How how far into the show? It was during the war with Negan. Carl. Carl got bit. Yeah, it's out there. Carl was out there and he got bit. It was bad. I can't remember how it went down.

Yeah. The war with Negan went on a little too long. I did not like the Negan storyline. That's when I tuned out. Yeah, didn't, wasn't it? Didn't you find it too, like, appalling how Negan killed everybody? I absolutely did, man. Nigan, when he took the bat and just started beating people's brains in, humans, you know, not, not walkers.

I was like, I'm out. It got too dark for me, man. It was a brutal. scene. It was very brutal. This guy didn't read the comics. I did not. I can't even read. This guy didn't read the comics. It's a graphic novel, first of all. It's a gavel. Do you understand? Do you understand? A graphic novel, gavel? It's a gavel. Rannie Trebaki, folks. You already, are you going somewhere? No, it was. You dressed cool today. Yeah, you want to know, I tell you why I dress cool today. I've got Dungeons and Dragons. No, no. We usually play on Mondays,

but not. That's actually dressed uncool for that. Because it's retail. therapy day they're recording today and always try to look a little bit better when barry comes in the office you're dressed like you're going to evade taxes today or so hey oh what's the big idea is that the voice of someone who evade taxes yeah i feel like it's fairly common across the country went to evade taxes yeah yeah Capone that's what they got them on what taxes Merrill not Merrill Street uh the other one the one that will's obsessed with Martha Stewart what's different different different time I thought that was insider trading.

I don't know. Yeah, it was. It's all corrupt at the top of, you know what I'm saying? If I got some inside info, it would be hard not to get a little skin in the game, you know? It's all corrupt at the top as we're learning. These emails, crazy. God, dude, I can still smell like garlic on my hands. Just wait until my weekend had fun.

Don't shivery. Man, I'm pretty stoked to be here. It's going to be a great week of content. You've got a big, big night tomorrow. I'm kind of excited for that already, you know. I'm going to do something a little different to interrupt you. Because you brought up a big week of content. We've got some new backers beyond one.

I'm going to shout them out. And they may have joined in the past and they just re-up. I'm going to shout out Nick, Corey, Hannah. Hannah Hawes. That's her name. Sorry if I'm out. Well, you've got dogs, Hannah Hawes. Hoss.

Get you an opto And Kelly That went out there Nick Corey And Ashley Hannah You said Kelly and Ashley I don't know

Dylan I already clicked out It's on the fucking screen I don't know I say What's important As I said it Thank you for your business

And we will continue To shout out OJB OJB I'm not going to say your last name Because I might have already Just docks from person

Shout out to OJ I call him OJ I'm not going to call you OJ OJ Mayo Do former Maverg Great Okay I'm just saying

There's other Hojays Anyway shout out to you guys For going opto Or just joining the Patreon in general Huh Certainly played for the Mavericks He was a decent scorer He was a lot of games

I believe under the influence of marijuana That's why I used to play all my games too There's that really famous Glove model too I'm sorry He's talking about Ornth James.

Oh, glove model. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't, not typically described that way, but yeah. Pretty famous. Name one other person that was wearing gloves.

He didn't model gloves as far as I know. OJ? He did wear them. That's a glove shot. He did, famously the arthritis medication. His hands swelled up. And the glove didn't fit,

therefore you had to acquit a major, missed up for the prosecution there. One of many. Yes. But we got keeping up with the Kardashians kind of love it. So think about that. Skims? With the skims.

Yeah, a lot has played out a lot. With the skims. Just going to get ahead of it. Randy didn't watch Friday. I did not. Just going to get ahead of it. They didn't eat Popeye's wings. It is still black history money.

They're still playing enough black history months ago. I have to say I was supposed to cook a waggew. tip. I didn't do that. So all the things we said we're going to do, we didn't do. I did go to Etjo, so I kept to my word. Yes, that's true. Did you really? Yeah. Okay. Look. You guys, it's fine. Just I also didn't watch nights. Here's 35 minutes. Here's the thing that, Dave, cyberstand needs to get liberated. We need free and fair elections back to that planet and I need to be the hell diver that is liberating that planet. So I did something in lieu of the wag you tried to. Okay. And I'll go get to.

to it here in a minute. Okay, in your weekend and phone, of course. Tomorrow, what's on the sketch? That should be circling back on touching base. Do not, do not ask me what we're listening to because I haven't even looked yet. Okay, give people like more like something to be excited about, not that you're mailing it in. You don't know. I'm not mailing in. I usually do it Monday afternoon, but we're recording retail therapy, so I'm going to have to figure it out. But it'll be good. It'll be a good couple of segments from walk down memory lane. I usually try to do something from the time frame. So something in the February's.

Maybe you guys talking about stuff. I really want you to try those Popeye's wings. It goes for you guys both. They're very good wings. Bet that. Mainly, like, I really just want somebody to, I want a second opinion outside of my household. They went over well in my household. I just... I'll dive in.

What was that? That was me diving into the wings, man. I'm going to try them. I'll hell dive in. then think it gets worse Slovenia. You know, one thing I've learned on this show just, I'm just kidding, man.

I like to wear this shirt around. People are, wow, that guy's, he's mysterious. Where's he from? He's probably Eastern European. He's probably into some shit, yo. You're appropriating my Eastern European heritage.

I don't like it. Is it that far Eastern? I mean, it is more east than Italy. Yeah. But not that far. I don't fucking know, do you? I don't either. Wait, did you say,

Did you say I was appropriating your Polish? Polish is like the beginning of the Slavic area. It's a very start of Eastern European. Further north, no? Yeah, but I'm like... It's a lot there. Pretty much Eastern Europeans are just Slavs. I'm Slavic in a way.

There's Slavs? Slavs. Okay. I'm sure I really went over well with our friends in the Slav community. Where to go. I'm getting emails. left and right from the Slavs right now. They're not happy.

Randy's got a couple friends. I got some Serbs. What did it do you all do? Oh, hold on. Hold on, exactly. Hold on. What now?

Who's y'all? Don't y'all cook something weird? Progis? What? No. You're Slav friends. Oh, they do, I mean, they do lamb roast and, like, goat roast. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, that's so weird. Have you ever roasted a, a, a, goat? We have a friend from college fraternity brother who owns a goat farm. Answer my question. For slaughter purposes. Have you ever roasted a goat? Gratsky's there.

MJ's there. Brady's there. Cabrito. No, I've never roasted a goat. I mean, either. But then again, how many things have I roasted? Outside of this guy. Outside of old wide face over here. Oh.

It's not nice. Old fucking ping pong table face looking ass. not nice either. I'm just kidding. God, dude. Boy, I'll tell you this much. I want to talk about our weekend and fun presented by our good friends at Poncho outdoors. Pancho, y'all. I wore my dope poncho shirt last week thinking we had it at Pancho read. Are you not going to do the thing? Yeah, there's typically a sound drop. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Broden, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party, and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they go in it.

Let's go. Sorry. Sorry, Dave. I was still just cracking up by you roasting Dylan. I know, man. Got this drag. This weekend of fun presenting by Pancho. Do they pay specifically for the drop?

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And the t-shirts, the graphic teas are great. Go to poncho outdoors.com slash steam. Enter your email for $10 off your first order. that's P-O-N-C-H-O-O-O-O-O-O-D-O-O-D-O-D-O-S-D-T-O-S-T-E-O-S-T-O-R-E-R-N-E-R-R-E-R-N-E-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-N-E-R-E-R-A-R-R-R-E-N-R-E-R-E-R-R-E-R-E-R-E-N-W. I don't want to say it, but, yeah. Man, I'm sorry I don't have the most exciting weekends. I'm not doing everything always. There's not always a crazy event happening. That one guy on Reddit. Start off Friday. He's in your doll.

Start off Friday. Going to Butler Pitchin' Put with Dan. Got that Gimmy burger for the food truck there. Dan tried it for the first time. I would say I think it's my second favorite burger in Austin after Leroy and Lewis. It's good. What Dan think? Well,

he said it was good. It's fun. He said, I don't know if I would put it in top five, but it was good. It was good. No. He also got without cheese. And I think their cheese is really good. It's a good little burger.

So we had it, we had to wait a little while. but we got the full nine in. Are you getting better? I regressed. I was doing good with Dan's clubs and then now I'm just back to hitting it all over the green. Windshield wipers. Yeah. I understand.

I get it. Yeah. Trust me. It's my whole life. But Dan and I are talking about maybe my whole life with golf. Dan and I were talking about maybe we'll do a full round Friday. We'll see. So then it was just kind of hanging out after that.

round like at a real course. At a real course. Okay, sorry. I don't know if I even did a full around in 2025. I ordered a few. More than a few. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Rounds of beers. Oh, shit. Yeah. Buckets. Anyways. Then Saturday was Valentine's Day. I don't know if you knew this. And it was pretty much the whole day on FaceTime with the girlfriend.

The whole day? Pretty much, yeah. Exchange some gifts. I did walk to Coles to go get a new rain jacket because mine is a little too small now. Saturday was just a golly wash, huh? Yeah. It would have been a very...

Wait, time out. You walked to Coles on the rainy day to get a new rain jacket? Yeah. Why didn't you just drive your car? Because I wanted to get out and, like, walk around. And it was 71, so it wasn't like it was cold. No, but it was just kind of vibey, just walking.

I had my umbrella. Oh, I love. I regret not having my sword umbrella, but I just had my small umbrella. And I just walked. I just wanted to get a good walk in. Oh, you want to get a good walk in. Okay.

I had to get a new rain coat. I walked the cold. You go to colds, yeah. That's all. That was bad, yeah. That was your somehow worse. What you gotta do? Somehow worse than me.

No, so now I was trying to rain coat. You're going Travolta. Got this new coat. You're out in the rain. The full five. What the fuck happened to? Did he have? hit his head?

He slipped and fell. I got a new cold. I walked two calls in the rain. That's just forced guns. That's how that's how like for a hell? You went from Sylvester Stallone to then forest gum. It sounds like forest, man. Jeez.

Walking in the rain to get a rain coat, what does something Forrest Gump would do, though? Yeah. And he probably gave box of chocolates. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are you finished with your weekend?

No. I'm finished with this weekend. move on. Oh, okay. And then Sunday I did. Oh, God. And Sunday I went on a hike. Nice to right around the hiking. We on face time? For a little bit. During the hike? No, yeah. Was she hiking too? No, no. She was on break. Because she works out of hospital. But yeah. And then a lot of it was playing video games, Mr. Guy. Cyberstand, Helldivers, big event happened. Who's Mr. guy? Mr. Reddit guy. Is that me? Mr. Bleak Reddit guy. Dude, that thing's in your dome, so hard.

It's just so funny. I was just like, I'm like, what do you expect me to be like doing the most every weekend? I don't need to be going out and doing things every weekend. You're saving money. I'm trying to save money. He's saving the money. I did just book my flights for Hawaii, though, too. Can you stop booking like huge trips like two weeks in advance?

It's there, it's like a month in advance. He's saving the money. I have to book my Portugal trip. reps too that's going to be expensive well why don't you just wait till like the day before yeah i probably will ladies and gentlemen gosh don't shiver i didn't do much face timing over the weekend but uh chelis and i did step out for dinner why you stunting on randy like that uh he no i think it's i think it's beautiful i think it's beautiful what randy's up to a just just lovely girlfriend would do i have not met she she goes to a different school she's yeah she works at a different hospital we uh we uh we did

show on Friday. Yes. Chels got a hug from the bartender. That's how often we're going now. Okay. She was leaving and he was like, yeah. That's the benchmark now? Well, she walked up to say it was so good.

And also, I gave you a five-star Google review. And he said, bringing it in here. Are you like, all right? No, I let it happen. Yeah. Just fine. Okay. So that's all it takes?

Yeah. I make a drink. I make a drink. Dave's always trying to hug the bartenders at Beauforts. Where's my hug? I'm going to start. Where's my hug? I'm going to start.

Where's my hugging? Valentine's Day. It was a wet one. Didn't walk to Coles or anything. Why not? We did cook steaks. Had a nice little quiet night in. Cook steaks had some red wine.

How did you cook the steak? Chelsea cooks the steaks. She does cast iron. What kind of, how big is it cast iron? She's got a big old nice one. a big boy she got a big a big dog she's she's good at cooking steak and she made her homemade chimy cherry sauce which was fantastic it's kind of having a moment pesto we're having a moment oh if pesto's have a moment chimmy chri's out pesto's having the italian chimmy cherry sunday beautiful

day in austin texas i'd hear that uh family and i we linked up at meanwhile brewing and i'll tell you what everyone who finished the austin marathon went to meanwhile brewing to get a beer and it was i'm not kidding 30 minute wait to get a beer i bet they're real proud of the line was insane they all thought they're in like a michelope ultra commercial yeah man we did it i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just Wait, so I've been there when that line. They had two lines open. And they were both about 75 people deep, if not 100.

How far out of the, which way did it wrap? One of them wrapped along the building next to where the stages and the big screen. Oh. The other one was around the side, like curling back over to where the food trailers are. Nah. It was nuts, dude. I'm all right. So many people.

And yeah, that's pretty much it, man. I had a moment where I thought meanwhile might be in place Sunday I'm really glad it didn't go What time did you go? We got there at almost three o'clock.

Oh, okay. Yeah, and combination of the perfect weather and the marathon ending it was just flooded with people. Dave, you're going to hate this. I forgot to tell you, I got Pizza Hut Saturday night.

It was bad. Why would I hate that? Because if I'm going to get pizza, you think maybe you would hate that guy, got Pizza Hut? Yeah, I don't know why. Ran into my friend from high school named Forest Island, which is a real name. Good guy. Talked for a minute. Yeah.

Is the notable part of that, his name is Forest Island? Yeah. Okay. Dude, tough break for his brother. He has a brother named River, and that's a true story. No, his other brother. Epstein. Epstein.

Yeah. That's just a bad break Yeah Yeah Yeah Forest and River Island Also Also his brother Penn

Is that a penis land joke? Yes Yes it is Okay You understand Yeah Write it out I'm the one who called out

The joke Yes I understand Just feels like it's not clock It's not cocking I'm kidding Oh You shouldn't have said his name No I feel bad

Yeah I take it back I don't know which jerk Sorry, Forrest, if you're listening, man. It was good to see you yesterday, though. You dedicate your Forrest Gump, Christopher Walken, hybrid to him? Yes, I do. How did you know this guy? Baseball?

He was actually three years older than me, but he was good friends with my sister, who was also there. Oh, cool. I knew him mostly through her, but very nice guy. And that's that, man. Dave, what about your weekend? Well, so Friday, we did a little early Valentine's Celebrish. Were you here when Alyssa came and picked me up for lunch? You guys got some Perlas?

We went to Perlas. Definitely in my top five in Austin. I love Perlas. I love the vibe. Inside is still a vibey. Outside's goaded. But there was nothing available outside. sat inside they had all the the doors and stuff open so you kind of got that open air feel it's a

it's a known for their seafood but i did have a cheeseburger how was it uh it was it was it was really good it was really good it wasn't the best bite of food i had there um i'm going to say the best bite i had was the ahituna tostata that my wife got how'd eat that testata ready Look, go on. They're hard to eat. Yeah. They don't make much sense to me. Just fold it.

Make it a taco. All right, look into the camera and talk to our friends in Mexico. And you just tell them how to do their food. Go ahead, buddy. Right there. Yeah. Which is say your name and your age. I'm not telling you how to do your food.

No, you're not looking at our friends. A tostada and a taco are really the same thing. But a toastata is just more difficult to eat because it's an open face, flat hard shell so you got to eat it like a like a cookie like a frisbee and stuff gets everywhere also which half-time show did you watch no we're having fun that's not that's not that no we're having fun no no no no that wasn't it and you have to eat it like a disc not frisbee that's a trademark by the way i'm old corporation which you stop god get jaybone out of my freaking pod It was great. Pearl's is great. Just a good, if you, if you are somebody in town and you have got, like, I wouldn't say it's a big group place, but if you have like you and your gal pals, three of them or four of them, or you and like, you know, five or six of the boys, go to Perlis. Great spot to post up. Great drinks. Great oysters. We did it stirs, too. Possibly the best patio in Austin.

It really is. It's great people watching. You get that big old tree right there. Shaded, big old deck out there. Just a big fat deck. Good people watching. I love a big. deck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that night. Saturday. What did we do that night? Not much. It was very full. Saturday for Valentine's, we also went to Pizza Hut because for two years now in a row, we've ordered the boys a heart pizza, heart-shaped pizza. Here's the thing. I saw it on the website, and I was thinking about getting it, and I kind of regret not getting it. You know what? It was very cheesy. Because I had the opposite problem. I got the stuff crust and, like, it was so thin and doughy, the actual pizza part. Here's what you should have done.

You should have ordered the heart pizza in advance, cut it in half, and shift one half to your girlfriend. Uh-huh. You guys could have eaten it together on FaceTime. Yeah. That would have been real cute. That's true. I mean, we could also just, the reason I got Pizza Hut is because the Pizza Hut was the closest place to her.

So we both got pizza out. So she could have just ordered her own. Oh, she did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how well that would have held up if I shipped it. You could freeze or a, what's it called?

For you, Vax seal it. Vax? Not me. Did you end up ordering the Pizzouzi? I forced it. I just wanted to say it had been a while. I didn't get Zah. No, that's not what I asked.

Ah, Saturday. I got, I brought flowers home. I did some flowers. I'm a fan of, I'm not a fan of the arrangement that comes in the vase. I'm a, I'm a fan of the bouquet because we like to split up the flowers and spread them throughout

the, um, the home. So I think that is my move. That's my signature move. No one's buying a bouquet anymore. Yeah, you don't see that.

You just typical, you have to go. ask. They'll bring it to you, though. It's Custo. You're such a romantic, David. I really am. God. Not as romantic as Randy. Had Alyssa's just one lucky gal. The most romantic guy I know is Randy. That's facts. They're new, though, you know, like that stuff will fade. Like, you won't always be doing this. I don't think it will. I don't think it will. I don't know, man. You're still honeymoon phase. We'll see. Well, this and hour long distance when you're dating for a little bit, three hours.

I could tell you this. I wasn't doing a lot of that. I'm feeling like a real fucking bomb, actually. Yeah. People were probably like, oh, was there even FaceTime back then? And I think there was.

Was there FaceTime in 2010? FaceTime was pretty early on in the iPhone development. You know it was shitty, though. That's a great question. You don't have to look at that. I'm all, man. I ain't going to look it up. You can look it up.

A little fun fact for the folks at home. Saturday night. Cook steaks. Stakes and, uh, yeah, baked potato. Again? Two fillets. You're going kind of hard, too. You're back in.

You're fast-tracking a gout right now. Now for the show. Well, it gets worse. Uh, if you're probably wondering, I alluded to something and I said I didn't, I didn't follow through. Uh, it was the, um, the Wagyu. Try tip. I didn't end up doing that. What I did do was, uh, Alyssa's favorite meal that I cook, one of them.

I cooked it right after Sammy was born, and we had to do Christmas at home because we didn't want to travel because we have like a two week old. I did stuffed shells, beef short rib and sauce. And it's kind of a beating, but we did it. It's not even my favorite thing because I'm not a big ricotta fan. But I did that yesterday. So I did it. It's probably like 1 o'clock to 5 o'clock, whole deal. Before then, though, got up and took Roads to Dave and Busters.

Oh, hell yeah. Hey, DMB yesterday. That's what's up, dude. Yep. Hadn't been to that one? It's okay. I've been to better D&Bs, but we played the Jurassic Park game. We did some ski ball.

We did bowling, fake bowling, the digital bowling. We did a lot. They had like a – they got the – this from school where you got like an hour free wristband. So for the first hour, uh, total of zero dollars. That's awesome. Because that place is really expensive. Well, then the, uh, time ran out and he's like, oh, I want to play the, I'm going to play the dodge ball game again. I was like, fuck. I had to go get a, I got to go load my power card up. Yeah, I know. And they're trying to upsell you. They're like, you can get three times the credits for

just $8.99, you know, it doesn't talk to you, but that's how I'm reading it. Anyway, we're there for like two hours, the whole thing. Shout out to Dave and Busters. It's a great place, man. Cool spot. Cool spot. Is that what they used to call you back in college? What, go ahead.

Dave and Busters? What's the joke? My friends are Busters? You used to hang out with Buster all the time, remember? Oh, okay. Buster Posey. Buster only. It's because your name's Dave.

And? And it was released June 24th. with 2010 alongside the iPhone 4. More you know. So how about that? More you know. Closed it down last night with a little industry, a little nights. I won't spoil because Randy hasn't watched it because his GF couldn't watch it at the exact same time as him.

God, boy, just watch the show. We're watching it together. I want to talk about it with somebody. Nobody here watches the damn thing. You can talk about it with me tomorrow. It was mainly on me because I was a sleepy boy. I was going to fall asleep if I watched it. Even with 35 minutes at like midnight, I'm not going to watch it.

My only critique, and I think it was well done, you already know what happens, right? No. I just know what is about to happen. My only critique is the thing that they do before that thing happens, it was good in and of itself, but I kept all I could do as I'm watching it is worried that they weren't going to get to the other thing that I was worried about. Okay. Okay, so they didn't just start straight off with the trial of the seven. I'm not going to tell you.

Okay. But it's you're going, I think you'll like it. Most people do. So there you go. Hey, being a night is all the rage. More on that later. Oh, what a night. Late December back in 63.

That's pretty good. One of your peers. What a lady, what a night. Who is his peer? Frankie Valley. I think he's just saying like I was around in 63. I don't know. I'll tell you what, man.

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now everybody is like curling is kind of the star one of the stars of the show it's it's fun because this controversy occurs in like a like a non alpha sport you know exactly right yeah well what do you mean by that specific i mean if these were two like uh downhill skiers who were like going at it or two uh what's up what's a macho winter sport hockey obviously okay if these are too hockey if these are too hot if he's just Canadian hockey player fighting an american hockey player it's like oh that's fucking yeah it's expected you don't expect this type of thing thing and curling. It didn't come to blows, obviously, but someone did yell fuck off. Hell yeah. Which is sick. But we have some... That would be weird if it came to blows.

Just because fighting. Yeah, that's a term for just fighting. That's what I'm saying. Right. That would be weird. Yeah. You typically don't see fights. No, typically not. You had it the first time. I know. I thought I saved the image, but for some reason... There's a video as well. Have you seen the video? I've not seen the video. Oh, okay. So... Here's the deal. Canada. Those rascals north of the border. Our friends, you know, even though there's some tension at the moment, I didn't do nothing to Canada.

I've been to Canada of you. I had not been to Canada, actually. I think I've been to Canada. Anyway, it was a double touch, y'all. Okay, I'm sending the video to Randy. Once it passes the hog line, you can't touch it is that what it's called it's the hog line all right and uh well you can't double touch it as far as far as I'm aware right but once it's beyond the hog line no touching also

and I'm I think the oh hell yeah you can fuck off okay so here's uh here I think I have the video of the actual thing but this is that I'm just drawn at each other All right, let's go. Audio's not great on this. Don't know what he's saying after that. He definitely gave it a little flick. I saw some booty chatter people being like, you can't affect the stone with a little thing.

Bullshit, you can't. It's such a delicate movement. You're sliding that thing, and it's very delicate. One little nudge with the finger he can do. change of rotation, trajectory, speed, all kinds of stuff, man. Yeah. You're sliding a stone across ice. Of course it's going to affect it.

Has anything come of this? Like, have the, as the committee, like, taken a look and docked them? Increased surveillance. The world curling initially responded by deploying two extra umpires to rotate between matches and specifically monitoring the hog line. Sure. widening scope, the increased scrutiny is also resulted in team, G.B's Bobby

Lammy being penalized for a double touch on Sunday. What's team G.B.? Great Britain? Gotta be. And on Monday, February 16th, that's today. World curling scaled back the new protocol announcing that umpires were now only

monitored deliveries at the specific request of a competing team. So, I don't know. A challenge flag. Of sorts. Apparently that they were ready for this. Because he'd been doing it Sweden was like

No, watch the hog line, y'all I think this camera angle actually Was it the behest of? Yes. Team Sweden, yeah. Yes. Which I don't know how they can situate cameras around the arena.

That was weird to me. Unless it's someone just with an iPhone over there recording, but I don't think that's what happened here. I think it was like a broadcast camera that picked it out. Tensions boiled over between the squads And as we just heard, an NSFW exchange ensued

resulting in the verbal warning from world curling. You don't want to be, that's pretty brazen if you are going to do that, knowing that, like, there's a good chance someone's going to see you do that. Right? Even if, like, that's not something you can just, like, this guy's been doing this long enough. It's one thing to inject your penis with something

to make it more throbbed out. We're not doing throbbed out, man. The service area. Yeah. For the, for the suit. OJ. I remember the story. OJ. throbbed out his hands, so they wouldn't fit.

We're not throbbing out. Okay. How is how is going to say it? This guy seems like a, like a chotch. I'm not ready to call him a super chach. I'm not ready to call him a super chach. Is he your Canadian chotch of the week? He's my Canadian chotch of the week.

Mark Kennedy is this fellow's name. You don't think he's going to be hopping in every, any like, overpasses or anything anytime soon, right? embankments. Oh. You're asking if he's going to commit suicide? Is that what you're asking? No. I don't believe he'll be jumping off an overpass, no.

No. Embankment, it was the word I was like. Oh, okay. Like a real super chop. You have to tune into, which episode was that? Thursday. I think it was just Thursdays, yeah. Yeah.

Thursday. We got to get somebody on that hog line. Looks like they got someone on that hog line, man. This guy's a cheater. So is he getting disqualified? What's the result of this right now? Can you see? Has anything come to fruition? No, there, no.

Ooh, you want the quote from him? They said, I touched the stone after I let it go, which is so far from the truth, it's crazy, just making something up. I don't know. We have the maple leaf on our back. I'm not sure. What does that mean? He should have just played the Trump card and said, it's AI. Like when they were throwing shit out of the top floor of the White House, he was like, oh, that video is AI.

It's not real. It's like, okay, okay. I don't even knew the video was there. though. But this guy, I don't know what this guy's doing. He's clearly cheating. That was like clear's day. He touched the... Right. To deny it when like we can all

see that you're lying is pretty bold of him. I'm trying to think about what the fight would look like if those two teams got in a scuffle. Like would they be hitting each other with their like brooms? Yeah. How much is it the stone way? You can't pick up that stone very easily. I don't think. I mean, you can pick it up, but you can't

like throw it. A man of size could. How heavy is a curling stone? I'm just thinking they're like sweeping each other's feet to make them fall down. The women's team was accused as well. Canada? Just one day after, yeah. Regulation curling stones weigh between 38 and 44 pounds. Oh, I'm chunking that bitch.

But a standard average weight of 42 pounds. Yeah. Or 19.1 kilograms. Yeah. So, I mean, I could pick it up very easily. but someone like Randy or someone like you would struggle a great deal. Clavicular might have problems. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's, he's on the lean.

He's not, he's not a cha- Did you see the video where he can, he did 135, he couldn't even do it three times? Yeah, what's, that's so soft. And I think he is like admittedly on performance enhancing drugs. Including crystal meth. Well, yeah, but like I was thinking more like steroids. Yeah, that is really weak. Seriously, if you do steroids and you can't do 135 at least,

I mean, I'm going to be generous 10 times. I think when I was 12 years old, I could bench press 135. 135 was, like, high school rep for like a small man. I was repping that shit out, dog. Yeah. I was putting on a show. Where are you? Yeah.

Then what happened? Were you on the powerlifting team? No. I was all bench pressed. I was obsessed with those shirts they could wear. Like really tight ones that kind of had like the rubber band effect on the, I don't know those. They have the way, the power lifting team has like special shirts.

Okay. Cheating shirts. Kind of, yeah. Yeah. Not one you or I would wear, certainly. It's always the wide frame guys with the short arms. You could bench press, just like, just go crazy with it. You know?

How does it go? Shorter range of motion. I'm trying to illustrate short range of motion. He's just remassing. This is short range of motions, what I'm doing here. Like me, I'm like, you know. Looks like you're kind of new Harley. For me, I'm locking out.

You know, I'm out here with it. Vince Carter. I'm out here with it. Yeah, you Superman in that hell? You know, I'm just. Did you Superman that hoe? Did you answer... These guys are just...

Hey, don't disrespect the producer. He asked you a question. What do you say? Did you... Are you Superman in that hoe? That's the question. That's the question. Am I supermanning that hoe? Yeah.

That's the question. Uh-huh. Yes, I am. Okay. Yes. Yes, I am. I'm Superman in that hoe. That's all I got on that.

On the bench press thing. I was watching a little women's curling today this morning at the gym. In between Setties. Okay. It was Team Sweden, another team. What happened? Anything exciting? No.

Okay. I was just watching. I was just being like, yep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like shuffleboard at the bar, you know? Similar, similar game. Yeah.

Sliding that. I load shuffleboard. It's my goaded bar game. Slide that ish. The boards are so inconsistent, though, you know? I mean, yeah, it's not that big. Shut up. Every board is different.

Shut off. What are you going town to town trying out the shuffle boards? Yeah, this one's off. Friction here. Oh, do you go, wait, come here. They got a bad quality sand here. They got the right sand. Even sand spread, man.

Somebody over sanded this one. Who put all this sand on here? There's way too much. This is what the novice do. I didn't do it. You can fuck off. Oh, this one's too short of table. I ain't regulation.

I like the long johns, man. Yeah. So it's one thing I will say, deep Eddie, I don't know where they would put it, but that is something that I think is. There's no room to put it. The only thing, the only thing missing there. There's no room.

Forget it, just forget it. Dave, why even think about it? Just stop, just stop, man. I just feel like they could, they... They do have a golden team machine. They have one at Blacksheet. That nobody plays, I feel like. Yeah, you're right.

I should go there and just fucking post up. Yeah. And just hustle people. What was it you said that one time? You're like, dude, I used to go play golden tea at bars by myself. And I would always drag something out of there. I don't remember saying that to you. You're like, dude, my success rate was like 90%.

Yeah, they would just be like, damn, see that guy just spin on that trackball? He's hot. I'd be like, come come give it a spin. I wonder if you could do that to my. Come give it a spin, sweetheart is what I would say. That was my line. You show him hot. Come give it to spin.

Yeah. And then you're like, hey, let's go take a spin in my car. Yeah. And she's like, are you good to drive? You're like, doesn't matter ate a banana. That's right. This kept one in my pocket. Is that a banana in your pocket?

No, it actually is. No, yeah. I'm going to eat it. And the potassium is going to somehow magically take my BAC down. Totally backed by science. I promise. Yeah, trust me, bad. I'll tell you this much.

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I'm just trying not to sneeze over here. I didn't take my allergy medicine yesterday. I didn't take my assert attack yesterday. Oh, man. You're in the trenches right now. Oh, my God. Did you see clavicular got mugged? He's going through it.

Does your girlfriend, does she ever have mornings off? I mean, she has full days off. We should have her FaceTime in while you're producing the show. She didn't have to, like, talk, but she just has to, like, face, like, y'all are, she's right there. It's like a fourth monitor for you. I could just FaceTime. I mean, instead of having my bird feed up, I could just have my girlfriend up. Oh, my God.

She can listen to the stupid things I say. She still, she still not listened to the show. I don't think she has. Yeah, I saw this crazy conspiracy that birds aren't really. Can I talk about this young woman out Arizona way? Ooh, yeah. Is this talk about it? Is this the real cowboy lady?

She was Arizona. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, it's not her. We should check her T-L see if she- I don't think it's her. This young lady's name is Jacqueline Claire A-D-S-A-D-E-S. It's definitely not AIDS. A-D-D-A-D-A-D-A-D-A-D.

Jacqueline AIDS A-D-E-S How would you pronounce it? Oh, Jackie Aides. There he is, Jackie Aides. That's the worst gangster. It's probably like A-D-A. It's like French or something.

How do you spell it again? A-D-E-S. Yeah. I hope it's not AIDS for her sake. Anyway, she's a bit of a stalker. She's a bit of a stalker. She went on a, she matched with some dude on a dating app for wealthy people.

and it was called, what's it called? Raya. Luxie. I don't even know this, age. You signed up for Luxey, didn't you, boy? Markets itself to millionaires. You're signing up for a heartbreak, aren't you? Okay.

She went on a date with this dude. Yes. And after the date, he was like, thanks. I'm not, you know, I didn't really have much of connection, so we're just going to call it there. We're going to call it there, Mrs. AIDS. She believed that he was her soulmate. Okay. And over the next 10 months, sent this guy 150.

99,000 text messages. What, get out. I ran the numbers, all right? Was she leveraging AI tools? I ran the numbers on this. Assuming that she slept for eight hours a day, so awake for 16. Couldn't be me. This breaks down to one text every two minutes roughly for 10 months straight.

And he got a, she got arrested. For Harrisman? For what? Why didn't he just block her? For stalking. I felt like he could have just blocked her. He could have just blocked her. Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe she found a way around it. Maybe she used the Google shit. There is a way to bypass that. I'm pretty sure. Not that I would ever do such a thing. You're a rotten one. Mrs. AIDS. Okay.

What are you doing, man? I don't know. You're the one who mispronounce the name. I think she's Missades. I don't think she's married. What's the, what are they? Seriously, what are they? So she texts a lot.

Charges of, oh, she also broke into his home. All right. I'll do it. I'll do it. She also broke into his home and, like, went through his shit. And he figured it out. And that's when I think he decided to put the screws on, you know. Well, it sounds like he didn't do.

Yeah, that would fix a lot of things. Contact authorities and turn over all the information. But, dude, that's real love. Dude, what, what, you have to block it. Every two minutes, you're getting in a buzz on your phone. Can you imagine? For 10 months straight. How awful that would be?

Yeah, that's how some of my group texts are, man. It's like, what, don't you guys work? right some of these guys in the group text not ours my other friends that that one unemployed friend who just fucking always just blowing you up like dude i know we have fake jobs here but like come all man yeah it's hard enough getting five texts in a row it's like all right we don't need every every two minutes how often you face time and uh lady every night any more questions how long do they last wow over an hour, maybe two hours?

What is this? Mr. Dissect Rani's relationship to hour? No, I had a point and I kind of forgot it. I had a follow-up and then I just went away. Poof. She also threatened him a bunch too. All right. Said she was going to bathe in his blood.

Okay. A little Army Hammer style. She said, I want to make sushi from your kidneys, chopsticks from your hand bones. Which is kind of sick. I feel like those aren't long enough to make chopsticks. You can find a way. Maybe she, maybe if you grind it down and then.

Put all the other? I don't know, man. She's weird. All right. You know, she could just, most, most, or a number of restaurants will just give you like old chopsticks. Yeah. Disposable.

You just got H.E.B. and get some free ones. Best thing to do is just put them in, yeah, everybody's got that one drawer where you just kind of put the ones that you, you know what I mean? So you got extras. Whenever I got a PanExpress, I would take like five just in case. Yeah. whenever run goes to panda

I love me some panda express they had a Chinese new year commercial that was like like very like it was like felt like it was very well done and then it was like from Panda Express I was like okay

I'm trying to think about what bone is the best for chopsticks I feel like I see like your radius or your ulna would probably be good didn't you say you're kind of rocking a slender man down there

what are you doing? Talking about your toes, whatever they're called. Does you, and your big toe real slim? No. It's a very normal size big toe. I thought you had one big toe that was kind of fucked up. Show us. Show the camera how big your toe is.

You got a picture for that. I don't know. Didn't you say that you got turf toe in high school and something happened and the bones sort of deteriorating? I've never gotten turf toe. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't, okay. I guess I dreamt that Dylan has a fucked up big toe. Yeah.

I guess that that's not. I'll show you my toes. I guess that's not going to be a thing now. Pop those puppies off. I'm not popping my shit off right now. No, I'm not doing it. You're never popping shit off, man. All those foot people will come at me.

I don't think that. Wrong preposition. I want to bathe in your blood. That's the most disturbing. The sushi with kidneys, you're kind of like, oh, okay. It's a little romantic. Isn't that the one that filters the liquids, the kidney? Filters a lot of things.

I just feel like that. Of all of the human organs, that's going to be one. I'm not going to want to. You know, you got two of them. True. Man, this, this poor, I hope she gets the help she needs. Hope she finds love. There he is, Jackie AIDS.

Oh. Oh, hey, big old AIDS. Hey, you all right? Jackie AIDS. That's a tough last name, man. There he is, yeah. You remember him? Dude, what if this was back in the-

Toughest guy in Essex County? What if this was back in the day when text messages used to cost 10 cents. I took this jacket off him. That was the worst, by the way. Did most people our age have that moment when their parents are like, yo, it's text message thing, I'm getting charged for him? Oh, people got in trouble. I mean, it was ever huge, but there were, you know, one time I could bill, like 40 bucks.

I think it was five cents to receive, 10 to send. Yeah. Ours was, you got up to a certain, before like eliminating texting was like the, you had to pay extra for that. but you'd be able to send a certain amount before you start getting charged. It was going on the internet on your phone was what really started racking up the bill. Like if you just Googled something

on your little flip phone, oh, that would cost some money. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had Jack Yades, oh, Billy Gout. Billy the Gout was there. Do you better, you have to be careful. You're going to get gout, man.

All that red meat, you're eating, potatoes. Do potatoes contribute to you? gout well foods contribute the most to gout look it up i believe red meat is the the worst and alcohol is a big one oh hepatitis charlie which foods hepatitis charlie contribute to gout let's see oh yeah uh you want to avoid salmon beer till kidneys liver tuna you do want to eat bread brown rice fruit and Brown rice fucking sucks. I don't hate brown rice. So there you go.

Now you know. So we were way off. Yeah, I thought it was like a red meat. Are you sure you read that right? I'm looking at a little chart, man. Who made this chart? This chart comes to us from very well health. I don't like how that's worded.

I don't know. Don't look at me, dude. Okay. Stop looking at him, Dave. Is Davey Divertick? They called them the tick, you know why? A piece of shit, you know why? No.

You'd die of ticulitis. Oh, I heard that's not fun. Yeah, he couldn't eat Brussels sprouts. Couldn't eat them sprouts. It was a trigger food for him. Good kid, though. Old dilly plantifash. Mm-hmm.

All plantifash. Again, it's... Yeah, he got to get some of the moofos, you know? Yeah. Good shoe. It's like walking on clouds, T. That's right. I got the whole famine those, by the way.

Your son? Not him. Chels, my dad, Haley, and Kendall. They're all rocking UFOs. Does Chels have feet problems? Not anymore. Did she? No.

They're just really comfortable. It's preventative. Yeah. She's like, I don't want to end up like you. Recovery sandals. You're much older than her, right? No. About four years?

Yeah, I want to try those recovery. sneaks that Nick, the fencer that was on retail therapy on Friday, came in with. Cool dude. Check that episode out. We had an Olympian come in here Friday that he was on. We got to hold his bronze medal. Yeah, it was pretty cool. I kind of wanted to get a pick with the metal, but I didn't want to be that guy. Very heavy. He wasn't here for us. No, he's actually quite thin. The metal. Right. I took a picture of it in my hand. It's just, just cool to hold. Yeah, he kind of gave a look. Like, you kind of gave him the ick. Okay. He's like, Yeah. Yeah. Good interview. Go watch or listen to it.

Yeah. Not every day you get an Olympic gold or bronze medalist. Gold one day in the building. That's more than we can say. Have we ever had one on? I don't, I've never earned Olympic medal. Yeah. Neither have I. You got a gold medal for pound in slonks. Yeah. I love Fair Harbor, y'all.

Heck yeah, dude. I'm wearing the jeans right now, David. There's some type of like motorcycle right outside of my thing. What is going on? Are they, uh, tree trimming? It's like they're like, like, generally. This is, this is different. Can this is the word?

Is that coming through on the mic? It's got too. It has to be. It's all I see if people can see. Yeah, yeah, he's got a weed whacker right behind me. Just whacking weeds. All right. Couldn't be closer.

Maybe mute your mic. I don't. Yeah, I'll mute my mic. Hey, man. I love Fair Harbor. No, seriously. I was rocking my brown crewneck, Fair Harbor, crew neck yesterday. Even though I know it's about to be spring and the spring gears pop it, I'm still digging that crew neck.

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It sounds like a chainsaw, then. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's powerful. What's the chat saying? I don't know if no one's saying anything. Like usually it's just, uh, it's usually just leaf blowers and the noise canceling takes care of it. So we just ignore it.

But this is like right at the window behind me. And it's like a gas power of weed wacker. It's, it might be like a tiller or something. I don't know what it is, but it looks like a wee way. Even though Randy just couldn't find 35 minutes to watch Knights of the Seven Kingdoms last night, nights are real hot right now. Knights with a K. We talked about this briefly in the bullpen out there on, I think, Friday.

Yeah, you mentioned this. Yeah. Apparently going to medieval times, dinner and tournaments, the new meta, At least if you are a young lady looking for looking for love in all the night places. Here's a TikTok, folks. Okay. Press play. Yeah, girls are just going to medieval times to watch the handsome nights and kind of like are flirting with them and stuff.

It's like nerdcore, man. Yeah, there's a whole New York Post article about it, which, It's like, okay. It's a big trend on TikTok right now for girls to go to medieval times. Because the dudes are hot? Because the dudes are hot. Well, I mean, like any dude is going to be a little bit hotter as a night. I see it differently.

Go ahead. It's a nerd play, right? It's like this guy looks like a nerd kind of thing for me. Dude, the night's a night of like medieval times would fucking just wreck your shit. Yeah, you know what? Good point. Guess what? We're not in the middle.

evil times anymore. Dude, you couldn't even... It's 2026. You're gonna say a guy doesn't look better in a full suit of armor. Yeah, you'd be Chester maxing.

You'd be like in front of the king like trying to juggle. Oh, oh, ooh. And they'd be like, do you get the fuck out of here and then like,

something shit would happen. He'd be one of those lords up in the, like, the pulpit, like, ooh. I mean, I think, I think if you pull like a, you know,

a hundred random women around town. I'd love to do that, but I'm married. How many, how many of me, are you like, are you, are you, Are you attracted to this guy wearing night armor or this guy wearing like a suit? You know, she's probably like, oh, I want the guy that's very modern.

What are you, Wall Street guy? I'm just saying. Gordon Gecko. I'm just saying, Matt. It's some nerd shit. I don't think. I think you're wrong, Dylan, because I think the big reason with this is that a lot of, like, Romanticy is huge in women's reading right now.

So I think this is part of it, too, that like every single, like. No, I think it's a thing. Yeah, like a romanticcy. Romantic fantasy. Have you not heard about this? Romance? Romanticity does sound like a word that you might have watched. Or is that like romance and fantasy mixed again.

Yeah, yeah, right? It's like, it's the books. Fairy porn. Got it. Yeah, fairy. Yeah, very, yeah, very, all the smut novels are all fantasy based pretty much. Court of Thorne Roses. I tell you.

Thorne Rose's Fourth Wing. That one's in my household. So, like a lot of them. You know my wife is not, not Knight related, although Golden Knights related. Alyssa is all in on what's the show with the hockey players Oh, he'd a rivalry?

She's, I mean, her friend got her a jersey of one of the guys. Is he hot? Yeah, he's a hot bisexual guy. I would like to know how much... A lot of girls I follow are obsessed with this show. I would like to know

the amount of like, from like, probably like 25 to 40 the amount of the population of women that like have read at least one of those romantacy books because they're huge now. Romanticy sounds funny. Just, yeah, it's just, no offense. It sounds like you're mispronouncing something. Romanticy. Romanticy.

No, it makes sense. That's what it's called. But somehow this is the first I've heard of it. It's the first I'm hearing of it. Look, dude, I think you're just mad because these guys are cleaning off. Of course, the top common is objectification is bad from either direction. The next one is the green night. though.

Is he cheeked up? Dude, you put on that chain meal? Yeah, yeah, sure. I mean, if you're into that, it's fine.

I'll shut up. If you're into it, that's great. I'm happy for you. Go, go horn out over these dudes dressed as nights and fake fighting

in a ring or whatever. It's fine. Just go do your thing. Sounds like somebody's a little gel. I don't, I'm not going to be on it anymore. Somebody's a little gel. What,

what smut have you pulled up? This is AI smut? Is this a lot? This is, someone say, I've never seen you at the club and then she says, I've never seen you at the joust. Damn. See, yeah, girls are just getting, like, full VIP

and just going in, because also the nights go out and, like, they give, like, the girls' roses and stuff because it's just part of the show. Do they ever, like, take their armor off? Yeah, I bet at some point they do. No, like, for the ladies. To show their physique? Yeah.

I don't know. It seems like a beating. You just fucking cheated. I don't know. There's squire. maybe can take it off. It's like knights back then. They didn't have good bods.

You know the squire, back in medieval times? Yeah, there wasn't like a weight training protocol. They weren't on peptides and crystal meth, steroids, and ketamine, all those things at once.

I'll tell you who got no hoes. It's the squires. Oh, no. Yeah. You got to start somewhere, but still. Imagine being a peasant?

Oh, no pool. No Riz. We mentioned this. We started talking about this. on Friday, Dave and I, because someone had mentioned that medieval times is kind of close to where we're thinking doing the meetup. And Gordo's got a...

He might be off on that. But it's okay. It's not that far. But I was like thinking, I'm like, if you guys are going to a hockey game Friday night, like, I would go with you guys, but like, I don't have that much interest going. What if I just went to medieval times? Are you going to go to medieval times and send your girlfriend to medieval times where she is and y'all are going to FaceTime at medieval times?

I don't know if there's one. I don't know if there's a medieval times in Hawaii. I'll look it up. But Will even said that if he does come Friday, he might join me at medieval times. So be on the lookout for that. I might go instead of the hockey game. I've been twice, three times,

but I haven't been since high school. I went once in high school. They give you that rotissory chicken. It's pretty good, too. Yeah. Do you know Dan would like it? I went, I think twice in middle school and once in high school. Twice in middle school.

But it's fun. Go to the dungeon and see all the torture devices. Oh, yeah. You didn't even know, Dylan. You're right. I never been. But I'm happy for you that you enjoyed. I can't with girls find nights attractive, man.

Yeah. They should find me attractive. I can't. I can't imagine. I can't imagine they find guys with weapons and chivalry attractive. I watched Game of Thrones. With weapons and chivalry. Shut up.

This is a fucking, they're larping. It's fake. Oh, dude. Oh, man. They're wearing costumes. These aren't actual knights. Chivalry. They're jousting.

Some say it's not dead. Mm-hmm. Apparently it's dead over here. Yeah. You would not be knighted. If there's anyone in this company that would never be knighted, it's you. I'm not hot enough for you. Oh, no.

Oh, no, please knight me. All the girls aren't throwing themselves in me. They want the night. I would decline. I'm like, no, I'm good, fam. I don't need to be knighted. I don't need that shit. You fucking send your ass back to flea bottom.

Yeah. I'll pull all the hose and flea bottom. You don't care. you'd be some like guard at the city wall not letting people in who do you know here you're right i wouldn't let your fucking yeah shit in you would be a problematic character yeah in westeros you think so you would take so many bribes yeah you'd be corrupt absolutely they'd find out about your ass they'd send your ass to the wall nah you'd go there and you'd try to challenge the the night commander yeah i'm not afraid of him you'd probably be sneaking off to the brothels

and shit. Yeah. You definitely break your oath. No fucking honor. You have no honor, dude. I'm pulling all the winches. I don't care. Checky AIDS.

This Canadian dude is just getting fucking memed into oblivion. This guy? Yeah. The double toucher? Yeah, it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. Here, I'll send you this one, Rainey. It's kind of fun.

Give me a sec here. This better be good because it's going to close out the show. Yeah. I mean, it's not going to. No, no, no. you already put you you you're not going to pass out from laughing but it's it's humorous i don't know i would love to because i've never i've never passed out from laughing before okay is this ai of course it's a i do i hope so all right uh why is robert duval

trending. Look at him. He's, look at him. He's cheating. That's not allowed. Cook on Robert Duval. Please be birthday, not death. Okay. Latest? He did pass away. Damn. Yeah. Rest of peace. 95. On some dove, godfather. Damn. R. IP. All right. Well, I guess we'll end on that note. Way to go, Dylan. Thanks, Dylan. Yeah, sorry. Your AI sloppy. Sorry for pulling that up.

Becky AIDS. Oh, you all right, Bob? Hey. Hey. Bye. Toughest guy in Essex County.