Circling Back - Curly Fry Vodka & Fake Aaron Rodgers

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by row back where you can get 20 off your first order using code BACKER20. My name's Will DeFreeze to my left. David, that boy rough. The rumors are true. The snacks in this office have been restocked. Not here to toot my own horn, not here to wet my own whistle. I'm not trying to pat myself on the back but i did go on the snack run as i am the snack king and um i early returns are very positive i i i think i think people are really liking what i've what i've brought to the table i thought you're gonna say not trying to make anyone have the worst day of work they've ever had trying to get a laugh but yeah i mean

don't we throw that away for you yeah i do I do. Yeah. Thank you. I was going to roll it up and stuff it into this can, um, of, uh, water. That's got carbonation in it anyway. Um, yeah,

the two of us, Will and I were munching on some trail mix, some HEB signature trail mix. And, uh, there is nothing better than when, of which I will not be partaking. Let me,

let me finish. Shut the fuck up, Dylan. Let me freaking finish.'s nothing better maybe even in life when you bite into like a salty peanut and then a little a soft raisin and then a little m&m sneaks into your into the the tooth zone that you're in or whatever quadrant of your tongue, taste bud. And you just get that juxtaposition of the salt and the sweet. The juxtaposition. And the way they work together.

Shut up, dude. You're so annoying. They work together to flavor blast your mouth. Okay. You ever had your mouth flavor blasted? I don't think you have. Yeah. Flavor blasted goldfish are regular in my house. By the way, there might be a goldfish shortage because I tried to pick some up.

They're cleaned out. Sometimes I'm in the mood for something salty. Sometimes I'm in the mood for something sweet. I just don't need to combine them at the same time. That's such a bad take. M&M's and trail mix make for a shitty trail mix. I'm sorry. No, dude, that's crazy.

You're crazy. No, salty and sweet is an all-time combination. Also, when I want a trail mix snack, I'm not looking for a huge intake of sugar. I don't want – leave the sugar out of my salty snack. Cool, dude. Enjoy your – okay, so you're going to eat like raisins and stuff? Like that has sugar in it. I didn't say that.

I do like a dried cream. When you get a slight dusting of salt on top of one of those M&Ms, it's just the best. It's the best. Is it the juxtaposition? I think it's the juxtaposition, David. Dave learned a new word like three hours ago. I'm pretty sure Dave knew what juxtaposition was before this morning. I don't think he did.

Dave was in bed three hours. No, Dave was up. Actually, we have. Dave was bottle feeding Rhodes three hours ago. I've brought in the Chex Mix to actually speak on behalf of your take, Dylan. You brought in Chex Mix. Hi, I'm Chex Mix. Oh, hey, Chex Mix. I didn't know what we would have.

Dylan, I heard that you don't want M&M's in me. It would feel so empty without me. Wait, who are you guys? I'm the Chex Mix with M&M's in it. Please stop. It sounded like it was like Dr. Evil's doing M&M with like one million M&M's in it. Please stop. It sounded like it was like Dr. Evil's doing M&M

with like one million M&M's. Two trailer park girls go around the outside. You can talk shit about you know, random candies. You can do whatever.

But if you're gonna try to put slander on the TL about a salty sweet combination, I'm not here for that, dude. I mean, I don't know, man. You don't like a little chocolate bar with a little sea salt on top of it? You ever gotten some chocolate ice cream or something with a little sea salt on it?

It's already an unhealthy enough snack, you know? When you add in the sugar, it makes it unhealthy. I'm sorry. What's unhealthy about trail mix inherently? Carbs and salt. I mean, it's it unhealthy. I'm sorry. What's unhealthy about trail mix inherently? Carbs and salt. I mean, it's not good for you. Dude, the carb kings out there have told us, Dylan. I have numerous dieticians in my DMs telling us that you need to stop worrying about carbs so much.

You're not going to realize gains if you don't have carbs. When people go on diets to be healthy and to lose weight, you think trail mix is a part of what? Yes, it's a good snack. Yeah. It's not a good snack. Yes, it is. It's a very delicious snack, but it's not good for you. You know what's not a delicious snack?

Your ass. Are you kidding? Yeah, you were formerly a snack, and now you're not. Are you serious? Now you're just a sack lunch. Wow. You're the Washed Media sack lunch. Sack lunch.

You're like a ham sandwich, which is good. I fuck with ham sandwiches. That's a compliment to Dylan, actually. I fuck with ham sandwiches. Are you kidding? Do you want to go back on your signature sandwich and say it's no longer

the grilled cheese? No, what I said was I'll do a grilled cheese and I'll throw a little ham in there. A little grilled ham and cheese sandwich, David.

That's what I said. Pull the tape, dog. I don't think anyone's arguing that. You don't know anything. You did say your signature sandwich was a grilled cheese. That's facts I said. Pull the tape, dog. I don't think anyone's arguing that. You don't know anything. But you did say your signature sandwich was a grilled cheese. That's facts. Yeah.

Who doesn't love a grilled cheese sandwich? I mean, no, they're fine. But a grilled cheese, you need more than just a grilled cheese sandwich. Like a grilled cheese sandwich alone is not a meal. Do you like some gourmet cheeses? You need like some soup to dip it in. You need a side of chips, maybe some, I don't know, some backyard barbecues or something. But you can't just eat a grilled cheese sandwich and leave full.

It's just not happening. That wasn't the question. The question was signature sandwich. You can only find that conversation on Patreon. That's on the Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. A grilled cheese. Tell me I'm wrong. I mean, I think everyone's got their own personal Mount Rushmore sandwiches.

Honestly, it's not on mine. It's not that I don't like it. It's just not. I eat it maybe once every five years. I'll probably eat more when Rhodes starts eating that kind of stuff. We're good for like one gourmet grilled cheese sandwich night every fall where it's like, you know what? It's rainy outside.

Tonight's the night. Let's go to the store and let's get a bunch of bomb-ass ingredients for this grilled cheese. And then we just make the best grilled cheese we can make. I want to see Will make a grilled cheese and wrap it in saran wrap and take a photo of it. You can't do that. It would melt. I know. You can't have plastic melted to it.

And the BPAs. What? Here we go. I'm not going to eat a sandwich that has melted plastic all over it. Why? The plastic won't melt. It'll melt. It won't.

It'll melt. Anyway, I didn't mean to derail. All I wanted to do was point out the fact that the snacks... Not only snacks. Will, what time is it? Didn't they used to call you the derail back in the day? Talking to me or him?

Talking to you. No, they didn't. Okay. It's beer time. We've got Yingling in the office. That's all I'm Okay. It's beer time. We've got Yingling in the office. That's all I'm saying. I bought beer. We're a cool office now.

You're just now telling me? Work hard, play hard. You didn't see that yesterday? I would have popped one. No, I had to leave early yesterday. Remember? They had to leave early yesterday. I would have popped one before the pod.

How did I know it was in there? Yo, real talk. Now you're asking for odds, and he's going to do it. How'd the homie handle the laughing gas? Oh, he was not thrilled at first. I warned him. I said, look, this is going to happen in there. It's going to be fine.

You're going to feel good. Everything's cool. He laid down in the chair, and they brought the mask over him. He panicked for a second, and he was like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want it. I don't want it. And then they calmed him down. They talked to him.

He said, it's fine. And then he was totally chilled out to that. He's anti-mask. He took his first real dental procedure like a champ, man. What was the procedure? Cavity? Yeah, a couple cavities. Or whatever.

What do you do for a cavity? I was like, man, they're baby teeth. You don't need to get those filled yet. But they're like, well, it could cause a problem. Rip that shit out. I'm going to rip it out. Did you ever like... Rip it out. Did you ever, when you had a loose tooth, tie some fishing line around it and tie it to the door and slam the door and pull it out?

You shouldn't do that. I was the biggest baby in the world when I was losing my teeth. I would cry like a... It hurts. I cried every time. It hurts. No, the worst part, and I don't even want to say it. The worst part is when you can feel the roots.

Oh. Ugh. No. Oh. My roots. My roots. I've been flavor blast you can feel the roots. Oh. No. My roots. I've been flavor blasted. My tooth roots. Dude, it's the worst. I hated losing teeth, man.

I hated it. What do you give your kid these days when they lose their tooth? Like a Bitcoin? Yeah, a Bitcoin. Get him some Dogecoin? It's worth $70,000. Let's get him some Dogealon. I'm not getting him any Dogealon. Dude, get him some Dogecoin? It's worth $70,000. Let's get him some Doge-a-lon. I'm not getting him any Doge-a-lon.

Dude, get him some Doge-a-lon for $2,000. I'm going to get Parks some trail mix. He actually hasn't been with me when he lost a tooth yet. What are you going to do when Doge-a-lon goes to the moon and then Parks looks at when we recorded this episode, listens to it 20 years later, and he's like, wait, had my dad given me one Doge-a-lon, I'd be a trillionaire right now.

What is Doge-a-lon? Is be a trillionaire right now what is doge-a-lon is that a combination of doge and elon musk yeah and and the the code or whatever the abbreviation for it's just elon man i wish i was online in the in the the deep uh dark web circles of people who were like ground floor on this kind of stuff and that when something shoots up like 80 in an hour and they just make like a quick you know 10 grand and they get out i wish i had that contact but i don't i'm sorry instead dylan and i are like texting with jay bone on like a random tuesday like are we too late for gabestock yeah our source is jay bone he's our insider the formula bone guy yeah bye bye i think he ended up making money on that but he might have been the only one of the three. Yeah, my hands are made of diamonds.

Oh, that's a shitcoin. Yeah. No, you don't want that. That's an altcoin, Dylan. That's what they call an altcoin. No, we make fun of J-Bone now, but J-Bone's going to end up getting on some heat wave of some kind of crypto out there. Next thing we know, he's going to have a Formula Bone team.

He's just going to be managing an entire F1 team. He's going to invent Bonecoin. Yeah, he's going to have a Madison f1 team he's gonna invent bone coin yeah he's gonna have a madison wisconsin track bones are their money bone coin track bones are their money dave bones are their money oh it's so dumb i think i'm gonna stop watching that show just so it's not present in my mind at all times. It's just about everything I think of. I've now seen it twice all the way through. I've not.

We're close. Can we get some programming notes out of the way? It's interesting. Ghosts. Immediately following today's episode, we're going to sit down and we're going to record Circling Batch on patreon.com slash circlingbatchpodcast. We're going to take a little break. We're going to take a little break. We're going to take a little break.

We do have a Jimmy John's sub order scheduled for noon today. So after we... I can't wait to have just like a big... I ordered off menu. No, you didn't. I did. What did you get? The Davey Club?

I got the Dilly Dog. Really? I did. You didn't know it was the off menu? It's the secret order. The fact that Brett got wheat for his Jimmy John's is I did. You didn't know it was the off menu? It's the secret order. The fact that Brett got wheat for his Jimmy John's is

disgusting. You can't get wheat. Look at her fiber. Maybe he's fighting diver tick. So I got mine hollowed out and we took the bread guts

from mine and added it to his sandwich. He wanted extra bread. Yeah, can you get a bread sandwich of the Dan Rogester school of cooking? I think Dan invented

bread sandwich. He did. You toast the outer two pieces of bread and then you put a normal piece of bread in between them I think Dan invented bread sandwich. He did. You toast the outer two pieces of bread, then you put a normal piece of bread in between them, and that's a bread sandwich. I think you toast the middle piece. I think you should toast the outside. I think you toast the middle piece.

No, you've got to toast the outside pieces. I'm telling you how he does it. I'm just telling you how he should be doing it. This is Dan. Two trailer park girls go around the outside. Stop doing Dr. Evil. I didn't know that. Nobody wants to be Marshall no more.

They want Shady. Chop liver. You don't like Dr. Evil as Eminem? I admit, of all the things I've done on this pod, that's probably bottom three. No, I like it. You are sneaky good at a lot of different impersonations.

I think that if we were a fly on the windshield of Dave's car, we would hear Dave just doing impersonations every single place he drives to. That's my theory. Yes. Yeah, that's fair. No, I... Yeah.

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like you know everyone being against him lately, it's actually making me really happy because people are feeling the hate that I've always felt towards him. I'm actually pulling for him. I've gone on record. I don't think I could hate him more than I already do, and the fact that he's being such a douche right now, it just makes it even better.

I can't get any lower on him when it comes to his stock. I've kind of been rooting for chaos, and if the boys don't make it to the Super Bowl, I need Aaron Rodgers to lead the Packers. Can you imagine his media day? Does he even show up for media day, or does he just get fine? I don't know, man. I just need to see what it looks like.

So obviously, Aaron Rodgers, whether you agree with his takes or not, he's been a very polarizing figure in the media lately regarding his lack of vaccination and the way that he framed how whether or not he was indeed vaccinated. He's been kind of a twat about it. I'll say this, Don. He's a twat about literally everything.

Yeah, whether you're vaxxed, anti-vaxxed, politically I don't care. He's just been kind of a twat about the whole situation. I'm going to go with both sides. Dude, that's what Dave does. Nobody's safe from me. Dude, they's what Dave does. Nobody's safe from me. Dude, they call you Davey both sides for a reason. They call me the... Never mind.

What do they call you, man? The spit roaster. Dude, come on. Dude, you're just... Well, both sides. No, I get it. Oh, I get it now. I get it now.

The bones are their money. It has a different connotation as well. The bones are their money. It's like a ceremonial pig. So what happened with the... Well, are there money? It's like a ceremonial pig. So what happened with it? Are there money? So Aaron Rodgers, apparently people were criticizing him

for going out and getting coffee or some shit? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was the Daily Mail. They've never been wrong. They published an article saying, Aaron Rodgers, who's supposed to be... Oh, quarantining. Quarantining because he tested positive for COVID,

and that's like NFL protocol. COVID-19, folks. You have to quarantine. Stepped out for some coffee, and the picture of some dude who doesn't even look like Aaron Rodgers. First of all, that is not... That looks more like Tom Brady than Aaron Rodgers. That is not...

It looks more like Baker Mayfield than it does Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. It's clearly not him. But he has a mask on and a hoodie, and it could be anybody, really. So Shailene Woodley took to her Instagram story. That's who he's dating her, right? Beyonce, right?

Beyonce. Let's just operate under the assumption this is just some random dude going out for coffee, which it very much is. She says, y'all literally need to calm the fuck down. This is straight up hilarious, all caps. News outlets still grasping at straws to disparage Aaron,

finding random fucking men on the streets of LA and saying it's him. Also, for those who know Aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and shitty media, it's no secret he has the hairiest hands on the fucking planet. This is true. This oblivious homie clearly does not. This is where it gets better, though. She goes, I know Aaron's body very well. First off, his feet, ahem, no offense to this rando dude, are a lot bigger.

And then she has a winky face that she posts right after that. She's saying this guy's got a weak dick game. She's saying that her fiancé? I know Aaron's body very well. She's saying that Aaron has big feet and, because of the winky face, also a big D. Bomb-ass dick. That's what she's saying. MVP dick.

She's implying. So this poor dude. Chill, David. This poor dude who's holding. So people understand. Who's holding like a latte. What? Dude, does Aaron Rodgers have BDE?

She points out that he doesn't have big feet. And then she says. That's TMZ Dave's brain just going, it's working hard right now. Also, there's another picture of him getting into his car, which appears to be an Audi, a very nice vehicle, by the way. She said also... German. Cute car, dude, but Aaron would never drive that. Yeah, what?

Why are Audis catching strays right now? I don't think this is necessary. No, you know what? I'm just roasting this. You don't have to go Audis like that. My theory is the reason he would never drive that has nothing to do with Audi. I think Aaron is a souped-up Jeep Wrangler guy. Yeah.

Like he's got a body lift or a suspension lift. He drives American-made, for sure. He takes the tops off. He's got the doors off. He puts off that. Apparently, Aaron Rodgers is a big car collector guy. Oh, really? He puts off that.

Apparently Aaron Rodgers is a big car collector guy. Oh, really? He's got a Mustang, a Ford truck, a Tesla, a Camaro, a Mercedes. This claims that he has an Aston Martin Vanquish, which I don't know much about those, but I guess. They're pretty dope, I'm pretty sure. I still feel like they don't have to like, you know, I feel like we still don't have to shit all over Audi though. This dude drives a pretty nice car and has regular sized feet

and enjoys coffee. Can you imagine? He's inflamed. This guy's got his all black outfit on, his Johnny Trash outfit. This could be me for all we fucking know. It's not a bad outfit. He steps out to just get some kind of latte, some type of, I don't know, maybe he got an Americano.

Maybe he's just getting a decaf of some sort. And he goes on and not only is the Daily Mail exposing him, but then Shailene Woodley's just going in on her story. Has anyone ever traveled to like a coffee shop just to get a decaf? Like, I'm gonna go down. Decaf? I gotta go down. I'm gonna go down to...

I've never had decaf in my life. I'm going down to Hammer Brothers. I like a good decaf every once in a while. But like, you would go out of your way to go... But if I didn't have an espresso machine, there's no way that I would ever make a decaf in my life. I'm going down to Hammer Brothers. I like a good decaf every once in a while. But you would go out of your way to go. But if I didn't have an espresso machine, there's no way that I would ever make a decaf. I'm not buying decaf coffee. Yeah. I mean, we bought the pods. I don't know how reputable they are.

It's a legit publication. But do they? They're a gossip rag. They put out a lot of shitty stories that probably aren't true and they just get away with it. How does this go to publish? How is this true? The British media is awful. Part of the reason why I

enjoy watching soccer, especially English soccer so much, is because the drama that surrounds the league is just through the roof and the Daily Mail just perpetuates that because they will publish anything and they don't care like they're they're just it's not like national inquirer shit but it's still just like outlandish stuff sometimes the daily mail is the one who no fuck them they're just losers this is so imagine like say that you're like a big fan of like uh big little lies and you decided to follow shailene woodley on instagram and you're like a big fan of like Big Little Lies and you decided to follow Shailene Woodley on Instagram.

And you're like just going through your thing one day and suddenly you just see your face covered with a mask on her story. If you're this dude. To her 4.6 million followers. It's like, wait, what? Why am I getting flamed? She just caught that follow. Why? Her website is www.Letyournatureflow.com.

That's sick. When was the last time you let your nature flow? I do it every day, David. Oh, wow. This is a really sick collab she did. Oh, wow. Six sunglasses, Shailene. No, I actually liked Shailene for a while.

She did that movie with Miles Teller. Nice little rom-com action. And then once, the second, as it goes with anybody the second she started dating aaron rogers i was completely and utterly out i hope she gets killed off big little lies did you see miles teller got punched in the face yeah what happened with that apparently it was a dispute over his wedding like their wedding planner like they didn't they there's a money dispute like to the sum of like 60k and so they approached him in a men's room, which, look, you approached me in a men's room. Dude, I...

That's a problem. And Will, too. I heard what actually happened is that the limo was late for the ceremony and he was walking around outside on the phone telling the wedding planner that he was going to gut him like a fucking pig. That is...

Only real MTV True Life fans will understand this tweet. There's 55 people who got that. I'm going to gut you like the fucking pig you are. It's my fucking wedding day. Oh, I know that guy. On my wedding day? It was one of the first ever MTV True Life. It was electric.

Come to Staten Island. Dude, you need to calm down. He was not as good as the cheese balls guy. Didn't he have like a white suit and sunglasses on too? Yeah, he had the tails. He had the tails on his suit too, which is a very cocky move. Dude, that was a real life Christopher and Adriana. Christopher?

Christopher? Moltisanti? It's interesting. The ghost? I do love the recent memes popping up on the TL of just being like, yo, T. It's just a photo of Chris Moltisanti. I will follow your Sopranos meme account on whatever

platform you show it to me. There's some really, really niche ones, but I have enjoyed all of them. That's my take on memes. That's a good take. No, I'm not out on Shailene Woodley yet. I need to see a little bit more content.

I am. Before I make up my mind. If you're on the roster, I'm not talking about the Green Bay Packers roster. I'm talking about Aaron Rodgers' roster. I'm out on you. Hey, Danica, kick rocks. Danica's fine. Hope you get a flat.

Oh, damn. Like during a race? Is she still a race? I don't kick rocks. Danica's fine. Hope you get a flat. Oh, damn. Like during a race? Is she still a race? I don't think so. I don't know. We once went to a... She should do F1. When we were in Napa, we were at some wine cave that we took a tour of, and they had

a bunch of her wine there, and I was just like, all right, get me the fuck out of here. I don't care. Who's going to drink Danica Patrick? What? Patrick? It's probably strawberry wine. I like strawberry. I knew I could Patrick? It's probably strawberry wine. I like strawberry. I knew I could go.

You guys into singing strawberry wine? I told you what that song reminds me of every time I hear it. Bucking? My former roommate. Guy you know very well

having sex with his girlfriend in our apartment. Give me, mouth it to me. They would just do that? I really don't remember. Oh, you told me. You know we do video of this

so him mouthing it. Yeah, I can't. Do what they do. They would just go in there I really don't remember. Oh, you told me. You know we do video of this, so him mouthing it. Yeah, I can't. Do what they do in there. They would just go in there and turn on really loudly. Put your glove over your mouth. You know what y'all are doing in there. I was in Houston with a bunch of Sally's friends early on in our relationship, and that song came out at the bar, and everyone started singing it around me.

And I felt like an alien for the first time in my life. I was like, I've never heard this song, and I don't know why everyone knows every word to it. I've had a moment like that. I felt so out of place. She's a little more country than that. I went to a wedding one time and that Wobble song came on

and like 75 people knew the dance perfectly. I'd never even heard the song before. I was so confused. Well, you're better off because it's not a cool dance. I don't like the Wobble. Dude, wobble with it, Dave. You will not catch me wobbling. Did you have any... You hit the Kwan in the corner by dance. I don't like the wobble. Dude, wobble with it, Dave. I'm not going to wobble. You will not catch me wobbling. Did you have any...

You hit the Quan in the corner by yourself. I'm out there... Swag surfing? It's like Dave's in the corner, nae-nae-ing. So this is the wobble, sir. What is Dave doing? He won't stop nae-nae-ing.

Did you have anything on your do not playlist at your wedding? No effects. Popcorn. No, i'm kidding uh no i no we didn't we just had a we had a playlist i had like probably 100 songs no less than that i feel like we did a column on it um postcard problems.com but i did not have a do not play, I don't think. We did have some must plays for the parents. My mother-in-law really was a real big fan of Pharrell's Happy. It's a very safe song. It's a very cheery song.

It's a cheery, I don't mind it. I mean, I'm not going to like, you're not going to catch me like pulling up in my Audi. Have you ever listened to that song when you're in a terrible mood though? It'll just piss you off even more. No, I don't know if I have. I'm imagining you're, like,

punching your steering wheel when it comes on your FM radio station that you listen to. I'm not happy. Fuck you, Pharrell! I'm actually the opposite. Bones.

I'm very angry! I'm unhappy. You just remix it. You gotta remix it. That's something I probably do more than when I drive around and do impressions. It's just making up lyrics to songs. Oh, now that we have children, all I do is sit around making up lyrics with Fritz's name in it.

We can do an entire... On our upcoming dad pod, that needs to be an entire segment about songs we're just remixing. I do that exact thing with Parks. And I'll try to convince him, like, oh, yeah, it's about you. And he'll be like... He doesn't fall for it anymore, but he used to be like, no, there's no way it's about me. I have a good morning song for Rhodes when I wake him up in the morning. Beautiful morning.

You like Kylie Jenner? Rise and shine. What was it? I think that was it. Was that her song? I don't know. It seems like a pretty generic. I think it was in a Ridge.

Original. I think he was in a ridge. Original. Sometimes I'll sing Waking Up Roads to the tune of Digging Up Bones, Randy Travis. I'm waking up roads. I'm waking up roads. That's pretty good. I like that.

I like doing Randy Travis. I'm jealous of that one. I just put on First of the Month by Bone Thugs-N-Harmon. Really? Wake up, wake up, wake up. Really? It's the first of the month. Parks, it's actually like it's the 12th. It's not.

I just keep running it back. That's got to be really confusing for him, especially with the time change. Yeah, for sure. So anyway, thoughts and prayers. Shout out to this man's family. Anyway, Shailene Woodley. This poor guy. He looks nothing like Aaron Rodgers.

No. Aaron Rodgers is unkept. What photographer, like, how psyched was this photographer when he duped the Daily Mail into buying his photos from him? He probably sold it for like 30K. Yeah, he was like, dude, oh, no, dude, we got him. Life-changing money. What do you think A-Rodge lives? He definitely doesn't live in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Well, this was supposed to be in L.A. L.A. And he dates Shailene Woodley now. He's probably got a pad in L.A. He's a California guy, too, right? Yeah. San Francisco area? He's from Chico?

He went to Cal. Am I wrong thinking he's from Chico, California? Something like that. I don't fucking know. I hate Aaron Rodgers so much. So much. Yeah, Chico, you're right. I don't know how I heard about that.

You hate him so much you know everything about him. Keep your enemies closer, right? If we had the offer of having him on this podcast, I would sit it out. If we had a chance to have Aaron Rodgers on our podcast. McAfee's doing numbers. I would sit it out. McAfee's doing pretty well with it. You guys can handle it.

I don't want to. But I would want you guys to tell him, like, no, our other co-host fucking hates you, and he will not be entertaining you. He just stinks. I would do a party pod. I looked it up, by the way. Which one of you asked me if Matt Stafford ever won against the Green Bay Packers? That was mad disrespectful.

What was his all-time record? I actually looked it up. Are you ready for this? 7-13. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's better than most. I mean, it's better than most Lions quarterbacks in history.

Better than most. That being said, I think it did take a very long time to actually win in Green Bay. That's, you know, tough place to play, I guess. I don't fucking know. The Lambeau leap? Are you kidding? Yeah, cool, dude. Cool.

Not COVID friendly. You guys are just spreading dangerous diseases. You wouldn't Lambeau leap if you had the opportunity. No. I would. No. No. I'd throw my ass up there.

No. I celebrate my touchdowns like Barry Sanders does. I hand the ball to the referee and I go to the sideline. It's very big of you. Yeah. I just the ball to the referee and I go to the sideline. It's very big of you. Yeah. I just take a knee. I would punt the ball into the stands every time I scored. You know what makes me nervous?

When they just chunk it into the wall. There's a camera guy just buzzes his towel. I love that. It's one of my favorite celebrations. Just absolutely throwing the ball as hard as you can at the stands. I'm right here. I love it. It's one of my favorite celebrations, just absolutely throwing the ball as hard as you can at the stands. I'm right here. I love it. There's like a security guard who just gets...

Dude, for some reason, I've always really enjoyed when people do that. It looks cool. But I saw one recently where the... I'm sorry? Huh? Go ahead, Dan. No, what were you saying?

You saw one recently? No, it was nothing.? You saw one recently? No, it was nothing. It was stupid. Saying shit to say shit. I was going to answer Will's question. Dude, you know what I do after I score a touchdown? Put on Hawthorne?

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Dave does a lot. Hey, what's up with websites? Why is there not... What's up with websites? You can't just go to a website anymore. I've got four videos. What's up with this website? Four videos running right now. I'm just go to a website anymore i've got four videos four videos running right now i'm just trying to get ahead of it i feel like i'm in a haunted house it's popping up it's unbelievable it's freaking websites i just want to read the the news i don't want to see this it's it's annoying and then if i if i x out of the wrong video it'll

pop put me into a new a new web page's like, hey, here's some pills. Buy these. Yeah, something like that. It's programmatic advertising. Dude, look at the clock that we have going that Randy put. Yeah, we made an upgrade in the studio. Shouts to KJ for making this happen. Shouts to Randy Trebacchi for also helping out.

But, yeah, we have a ticker in the studio. Did KJ demand the ticker? Yeah, he wanted it. He was where this all started. It's going to help us with timestamps for too much dip because i can't see the screen anymore davey yeah you feel me i do randy's gonna appreciate it we have cool jobs but the worst part of our job is if you have to do time stamps for the episode you have to go back and figure it out yourself randy's randy does it in like three minutes yeah randy's he's goaded at five he's different. Randy's built different.

I'm just drinking this snack that I got. Remember that when I went to get the snacks for the office? I don't know how you can drink sparkling water mid-pod. It's not a good move. I'd be burping the entire time. I had Off-Mic burp twice in this pod. Gross, dude. I apologize.

Burps are grosser than farts. That's my official stance. Speaking of, this dog down here. Yeah? The egg breakfast is rearing its head. Is he lighting it up? Is he gassy?

He's had a couple. Is he a gassy boy? Sometimes. Anyway, that's not what this segment's about. This segment's about Arby's. Dude,

shouts to Arby's. You're the Arby's guy. Does Arby's want to sponsor us at this point? Like, we talk about them a lot. Do I need to go the J-Bone route? It'd be like, very outward. Like, hey, I'm an Arby's guys? Does Arby's want to sponsor us at this point? Like, we talk about them a lot. Do I need to go the J-Bone route?

Our most popular. Be, like, very outward. Like, hey, I'm an Arby's influencer. Send me stuff now. You already really are. Like, I mean, you do refuse to wear their shirts to, like, crowded bars in Florida. But outside of that. That's fair.

You're pretty big on them. I can't believe you didn't do that. Well, I can't believe your booty's not bleached. That's a very fair point. What about that tattoo? What's the other very fair point. What about that tattoo? What's the other thing? What about that tattoo? Oh, you thought we forgot about that?

Can't believe that shit, man. I'll pay up one day. I saw a dude the other day that looked real tight with some tattoos, and it kind of convinced me, Will, you're getting a tattoo. Man, I have that moment, like, weekly. And then I get in my car and i go pick up my my son and i'm like i'm 37 i don't know if i need to do that i think we should do it we're doing them we're getting tattoos the first one and the next one to get a tattoo i should say i

am i am most likely to get a sports inspired tattoo you're gonna get a roads inspired tattoo his initials, his birth date, something. I mean, yeah. What if you got an Arby's polo tattooed to your entire torso? That's a good tat. Then they can't ignore you anymore. If we'd been doing this when I was in my 20s and didn't have a family, was a little more reckless,

there's a chance I'd get in a Harpy's tat. Like just the logo, like the logo somewhere on me. Maybe the cowboy hat logo. The old school logo. Why don't you just get one of their vodka bottles tattooed on your body? So this is a PR thing, and they want people like us to cover it. And we are. And we will. And let me tell you this. For free. I people like us to cover it. And we are. And we will.

And let me tell you this. For free. I will drink the vodka if it is sent to me. And I think we all will. You try it. Georgia-based fast food chain Arby's announced its plan to unroll two limited edition vodkas that will pair well with their french fries. The curly fry vodka preserves the distinguished and authentic flavor profile of its namesake snack, preserves the distinguished and authentic flavor profile of its namesake snack,

and it is distilled with cayenne, paprika, onion, and garlic, the company said in a press release on Tuesday. Their crinkle fry vodka is more subtle and is made with real kosher salt and sugar. Though we've mastered the art of drive-thru fries. That's a cocky statement. Their curly fries are unparalleled. We want to take it one step further by making them 80 proof. I've always said that.

Like, hey, dude, I wish these fries were 80 proof. They need to link with Early Bird and do some CBD fries. Can you imagine if I was at, like, a restaurant and I was like, yeah, I'll do a vodka martini. Do you have the Arby's curly fry variety? They already have the beer-battered chicken strips. You ever been to Cheddar's? No, I've never been to Cheddar's. Dude, Cheddar's fucks. Cheddar's is not bad. Cheddar's isn't bad, I will say.

There used to be one close to my house, and I would go a couple times a month and enjoyed it. That's awesome, man. Was I the only person absolutely astounded by how much these cost? $60 a bottle. They're pricing out there.

They're like people like us who are just trying to eat Arby's on the cheat. Jeez. How are you going to sell five sandwiches for $5 and then charge $60 for a bottle of vodka that tastes like curly fries? I mean, it sounds pretty good to me. I will pay $60. I will. Are you going to buy it when it's out where is it going to be are they really putting this out yeah i think you can order it

online can i read my favorite part of the story yes online reaction to the alcohol announcement was mixed with many commenting they'd prefer the chain brought back a discontinued menu item excuse me where are the potato cakes bring back as a christmas present one person wrote on instagram hell to the yeah can we catch a buzz on a lunch break an enthusiastic imbiber wrote hell to the yeah i'm trying to catch a buzz no one really says that right we can't even buy it dude who's gonna buy crinkle cut vodka over curly fry what are you doing like what i don't think i don't even think crinkle fries are very good. Oh, that's the point I'm trying to make. They remind me of elementary school and being super underwhelmed.

What's your Mount Rushmore of potatoes? Ooh. Dude, you know I'm back in on baked potatoes. I thrice bake my potatoes. Everybody knows that. Because curly fries need to be on that Mount Rushmore. Curly fries, I don't care where they're from. Why do all curly fries taste the exact same?

It's the seasoning. No, Arby's has a different. Theirs are just, there's something about them. And every now and then you'll get like the tiny little crisp one, but then you get like the slinky one. Oh, the slinky. Oh, my God. Oh, the slinkies. You just, oh. Do you like the big slinkies or do you like the little tiny slinkies? I'm like the slinky. Oh, the slinky. Oh, my God. Oh, the slinkies.

You just, you just. Do you like the big slinkies or do you like the little tiny slinkies? I'm a big slinky boy. Slink me, daddy. Dude, I like them both. I like to just drag them through that barbecue sauce. Oh, let's go. I like to put a little Arby's sauce and horsey sauce

and run that slinky, that big old slinky through it and just put it in my mouth. Why are you making this sound so sexual? Tell me more. That's pretty much all I got. Damn, Zeddy. Hollow me out. Our Jimmy John's order's got... You know what? I'm not kidding about this.

There's one drink that I think this would be amazing in. The curly fry one. Can I guess? Sure. Martini. No. Okay. Bloody Mary. Ooh. With all the spices and stuff, I bet that tastes good as. Okay. Bloody Mary. Ooh. With all the spices and stuff, I bet that tastes good as hell in a Bloody Mary. This is a good take. New segment.

Good takes from Will. Good take alert. I'm pretty sure Tito's is a new sponsor of Yellowstone season four. Oh, really? It was mentioned twice in the first two episodes, including someone orders a margarita with Tito's. Nope. A skinny margarita with Tito's. Nope.

That's the wrong kind of liquor. I know. Are the rumors true they got their helicopter budget back? There was a Starflight helicopter. It wasn't the Yellowstone pimped out one. Yellowstone Ranch? I feel like Yellowstone's at the point where they have a helicopter budget.

They had it first season. Not anymore. What is this, season three? Four. They're four seasons in. If you make it that far on Paramount, what are they, on Paramount? I got you.

You have the budget. The show, while admittedly it's a very entertaining show, is the most ridiculous storyline in the history of television. Do you guys want to hear an interesting fact about why we can't watch it on Paramount Plus? Yeah. Because it sucks. It says,

the reason it doesn't stream on Paramount Plus is because a few years ago, in a short-sighted move, Paramount Network, the cable channel, sold the streaming rights of Yellowstone to their rival Peacock. This is why they created the Yellowstone 1883 prequel, so they will have a spinoff of their most popular IP on Paramount Plus. This is from a friend of the pod. Well, that's dumb. I'll say say it i'm not watching just to put it out there you're missing uh a lot of uh who orders a margarita with fucking titos exactly do

you think shailene woodley's watching the season of curb and just like pissing all over larry david for getting the audi sponsorship on there i don don't know. Maybe. She's just, like, watching it, like, fucking data mail, driving an Audi loser. Nice car, dude. Yeah. Sorry, cute car, dude. Cool Larry David. He had the BMW one last season.

This year they got a different one. BMW smart car thing. I hated that car when he drove it. It was pretty gross. Imagine not driving an Aston Martin Vanquish. Yeah. Couldn't be me. Yeah.

Aaron wouldn't have been caught dead in an Audi. He doesn't seem like an Aston Martin aggressive sports car guy. Well, I mean, why? Because he plays in Green Bay where they have actual salt of the earth people, and he's just like, correct. Fuck Aaron Rodgers. Damn, dude. That's exactly what I'm saying.

The only thing I do, like, I like everything about Internet Party Brad. The one thing that, like, really pisses me off is that he's from Michigan and he cheers for the Packers. I want to fight him over it. That is interesting. Should we beef with them? Is Duda a Lions guy? Yeah.

He's admittedly not a big pro football guy, though. He's more into the college game. He's a big Sparty guy. Yeah. Randy ruined his day the other day. Well, yeah, why is Michigan ahead of Michigan State? What's up with that? Hard to say.

I was told that they're the more complete team. That's what the committee tells me. Do you guys see Lincoln Riley? Is he currently in Baton Rouge on a secret mission to get a job there? I feel like you're – You skipped a press conference or some team meeting or something because he's in Baton Rouge. He's eating gumbo right now.

That sounds awesome, honestly. That is – people are like on Twitter, why would he leave OU for LSU? Well, number one is the food situation. Baton Rouge is a significantly cooler town than Norman. Yeah. Food-wise, for sure. A crawfish po'boy, you can't get that in Norman.

Culture-wise. Can I offer a take? The po'boys that we got in New Orleans were so mid they they all kind of taste like that i think yeah i think po' boys just might not be that good it's a lot of bread man a lot of bread it's like before you hollow out a jimmy john sandwich i do think it brought me to life a little bit i do think having all that bread in my stomach helped me maintain most of the day i might have fallen asleep a little bit at dinner, but not a big deal. That was the most fun day. Yeah, we were mobbing. Yeah, we mobbed. Lafitte's.

You know, Lafitte, Jean Lafitte, a pirate. I'm trying to find a good book on him. I'm now kind of obsessed. The more I looked into it, there's a ghost. Pirate? Lafitte's is haunted, by the way. Dude, pirate literature is very interesting if you look into it. Lafitte was a pirate? Yeah. The Lafitte's is haunted, by the way. Dude, pirate literature is very interesting if you look into it. Lafitte was a pirate?

Yeah. Yeah. The Lafitte brothers. No, he started a blacksmith shop. Yeah, Lafitte's also haunted. Spooky season. He got tired of the seven seas and was like, I got to be a blacksmith. No, he helped the U.S. in one of the wars.

My favorite pirate is Blackbeard. He terrorized the Caribbean. Yeah, he was a French pirate and privateer. That's sick. You guys familiar with Barrett's privateers? Barrett Dudley? No. Never mind.

Didn't know. You wouldn't get it. The Rocketeer. You wouldn't get it. Okay. It's one of the worst movies of all time. I was really excited to see it as like a five year old And it's just trash

Just absolute trash I walked out You walked out at five years old? I was like this sucks Get out of this shit Bye I pulled the fire alarm I don't even remember this movie

How old are you? 91? Yeah I was four Can we do more Jean Lafitte facts? I'm actually a big I'm a bigger fan of the John Rocketeer Wow That guy That guy was the original Cancelled Can we do more John Lafitte facts? I'm actually a bigger fan of the John Rocketeer. Wow.

That guy was the original canceled. Probably not the original. Set in 1938 Los Angeles. Yeah, 1938 is enough for me to just be out. I don't fuck with old shit. Sorry. Anyway, Lafitte's cool. Baton Rouge, cool.

Different towns. LSU's going to be tough next year with Lincoln Riley at the helm. You've got to think that helps the recruiting. That offense is going to be sick. The athletes in Louisiana. Who's going to end up in Norman? They should look at hiring T-Man. Our friend T-Man. He's in grad school there.

He's in grad school there. He could be a grad assistant. I don't think either of them are going to hire him. He doesn't have any coaching experience. It would be hard for him to dedicate that much time to the team when he's studying. Just put it out there. Recruits are going to swarm. T-Man misses the game because he's got finals. Nah.

No, this is my favorite time of year when we've got flight tracker college football insiders. Flight tracker season might be the best. It is. Nothing will top Saban to Texas from 15 years ago or whatever it was. But it's fun. It's always fun. No matter what.

Yeah, rumors that there was already a house for him picked out in Spanish Oaks. With a helicopter pad so he could helicopter in to practice every day from Spanish Oaks. I helicopter pad so he could helicopter in to practice every day from Spanish Oaks. I'm telling you, from our guys,

I'm not going to name names, he was definitely spotted first-hand account at Spanish Oaks. Who? Saban. Oh, I thought you were talking to Urban.

Urban was rumored as well. Turned out to be an Urban legend. If you guys like these sports tips, check out out too much dip we're doing our live stream thursday at 6 30 central on the washed media youtube we pick games it usually goes about 30 to 40 minutes usually have a celeb picker somebody real famous that you've definitely heard of like brett will are you guys aware That I haven't missed A live stream this year

That's sick Thank you man Thanks for your business Randy will you pick games Fritz is a big fan Randy does not want To pick games I think Was that a coin flip

Or something else He's going to coin flip Every game I thought he just gave me I'm undefeated on my Big boy stacks this season You thought he was Going to be an air jerk

Yeah I was like I literally thought He was doing an air jerk? Yeah, I was like, oh. I literally thought he was doing an air jerk. I was like, that's mad disrespectful. Then he did the thumb, and I was like, that's foul. That was mad disrespectful. We need to have Landry on more so we can catch up to the guest picks. He had a shit week, thankfully.

That's crazy, because his Wi-Fi was so good. Yeah, I know. I thought he would have plenty of bandwidth to research the games before he picked them. His mind was just on getting engaged. He was a little distracted, I think. Congratulations. Let us be the first to congratulate you. Whose camera quality was better, Brett when he signed on to Happy Hour Live or Blandry when he got on there?

That'll forever be the funniest livestream moment. Oh, my gosh. Pixelated Brett. You guys aware that the season of giving is finally here? Mm-hmm. Shout out Christmas. So the holiday rush is here as well. And as we all know, especially from last year, it can be absolutely brutal.

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But it is. This week in Vice. This week in Vice. I'm going to tell you off the top. The headline I'm going to read you is a real Vice headline. But what I would like for both of you to do, either one of you, either or, hop in when you realize, like,

when does it start getting Vice-y? When is it like, okay, this is obviously Vice? Should I raise my hand, or what should I do? You can be vocal, since this is a podcast, and normally consumed in audio. That's a fair point. Dylan, dude,

you got to chill on the timeline with your Lincoln Riley tweets. You're being such a little asshole. Dude, he already has a house picked out in Baton Rouge, man. It's right there on the water. It's sick. It's crazy. Alright. Mike the Tiger and Lincoln just mobbing. Tell me when a communist

delegation went to Karl Marx's grave then were fed gold steak by Salt Bay. You guys didn't really participate. I read my hand. I thought you were going to get into the actual

article. A communist delegation delegation I thought you were going to get into the actual article. No, no, no. Can you start over? A communist delegation. Delegation. A delegation of communists. Went to Karl Marx's grave. You familiar with Karl Marx? Uh-huh.

Big commie. Yeah, fair. Did he own Comrocket? Comrocket. Comrocket. Comrocket. He's a communist. Dollar sign Marx. That's so stupid.

Then, Dylan, we're fed gold steak by Salt Bae. So were they fed this at Karl Marx's grave or did they just hit Salt Bae's restaurant? I don't think they brought it out and rolled out the black stone and fired the ste up the gold stakes they didn't use his didn't use his uh headstone as a hot rock dude you think salt bay knew the the kind of people he was like what he was signing up for here um i he probably if he did he didn't care i don't that, it seems like from what I know of Salt Bae. Surprisingly, commies would pay like, you know, $400 for a gold steak from Salt Bae, you know. It kind of goes against their principles. They had to travel a long way in order to get there, to Salt Bae's restaurant. They had to see what all the buzz was about. They're like, we got to get Salt Bae.

I thought it was at the grave of Karl Marx. No, no, no, that was before. We got his salt bae. I thought it was at the grave of Karl Marx. No, no, no. That was before. Yeah. Right now, it's actually only six and a half miles, but right now, by car, it's 39 minutes to get from where he's buried to the steakhouse in London.

Put it out there. Can I give you a- 40 minutes to go six and a half miles? I could sprint that. No, you couldn't. You're not going to sprint. Just to be crystal clear, I couldn't do that. In the one-minute clip, platters of gold leaf steak are seen served up to the delegate's table, tended to by Salt Bae himself.

In true Salt Bae style, the celebrity chef puts on a performance, theatrically slicing the meat and sprinkling salt in his signature style. Using a steak knife, he picks up a slab of gold-covered meat and hands it to Lam. The Vietnamese official gives it approval with a thumbs up. Did y'all see Salt Bae in the helicopter ride over New York and he was dropping salt on the city? Ooh.

Did y'all see this? No, that's kind of a flex though. What's he doing? What city? What if he was walking down New York? You can't salt New York. What if he was walking down the street and salt falls on you. That would be actually really swag if during the Thanksgiving Day parade, the Macy's parade, if it was snowing outside, if they had Salt Bay salting the sidewalk so people didn't slip. Like a big float of Salt Bay and there was just salt coming out of it.

What if the actual Salt Bay, there's probably a more efficient way to way to do it i think there is i'm actually against salting sidewalks just just in general cars right yeah it'll rust out your car and stuff i just think there's other ways you can do it but what if to each their own what if uh dude perfect's next video is uh helicopter salt with salt bay and he has he's like there's like a t-bone down there and he just salts it they're like oh first, first try. First fucking take. Salt Bae's just high-fiving the dudes. I would watch that. I would absolutely watch that.

Yeah, I would watch that. You've got to think grains of salt don't do well in wins. It's very easy to get those off course. Yeah, definitely. Any slight shift, you're in trouble. I ended up in like Rhode Island or something. Just gets caught up in the trade winds. Who knows where it lands?

Everybody's getting salted. I'll tell you, an all-time nickname, though. I love it. It's good. It's perfect. It's good. He's a salt bae. Am I around my house, they call me Salt Dave.

You know that my bae didn't know who Salt Bae was. I had to explain it to her. That's pretty embarrassing. What an idiot! How do you not know who Salt Bae was. I had to explain it to her. That's pretty embarrassing. What an idiot! No, I'm just kidding. She's not an idiot. Does she even do fine dining? She doesn't really do Twitter.

Does she have Instagram? She does the Grom. Every influencer is going to the restaurants. It's crazy. She has been to a restaurant, yeah. Has she ever been to Salt Bae's restaurant? I know she goes to a lot of bougie-ass restaurants. I don't think so.

Should we offer to open one for him down here? What if we had Salt Bae at Wilmont's? He probably doesn't need our help. I don't think so. Should we offer to open one for him down here? What if we had Salt Bae at Wilmonds? He probably doesn't need our help. I don't know. He's got some negative PR going around. Have you ever seen him play soccer? Is he lit? Dude, he's got some skills.

How's the homie soccer season going? Does he leave a salt trail everywhere he goes? No. The homie season is over. They finished with one win on the year. How many losses? Six-ish. Average score?

Average score was probably six to.5. If you ever want me to step in and maybe assistant coach a game, I'm down. Bless his heart. The last game, he played hard. He played hard. Dude, the ball's glued to his foot. Yeah. Yeah.

What kind of soccer shoes is he rocking? Puma Kings? Deodoras? They're Nike? Deodoras are sick. I forgot what they're called. I picked them out. They're dope.

They're black with a neon yellow swoosh. Oh, wow. They're sick. You can't be a bad soccer player if you got neon yellow on your cleats. Just FYI. Don't get him white cleats. I would never do that.

Unless he's getting scouted by travel teams and stuff, you're not allowed to get him white cleats. You can only play with white cleats if you're sick. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't know that. Do they still have the tongue that folds over the laces? Yeah. His did not have that. Well, no. Not all of them do. They have a lot more slip-on shoes now and stuff like that.

Or they have things that just cover it, but if you're a traditionalist, yes, the tongue still can cover the laces. We need to get a video of Will at a game, not coaching, but just kind of watching on the sidelines with his arms crossed, just observing. If Fritz doesn't enjoy soccer, I'm going to be bummed. I'll also be surprised as he

seems to chill out a lot whenever soccer's on the television screen. I think he likes the drone of the crowd and the giant green thing on the screen. I think he enjoys that. And Vuvuzelas. He's a big Vuvuzela guy. So Rhodes, while he has not been to a golf course, when we're out back and his mom's holding him and I'm swinging the club, just practicing, just being around with my little seven iron, old seven iron that's back there, he cracks up.

He thinks it's the funniest thing. Because your swing is funny, that's why. Probably. He's like, why is the swing so short? Why don't you go all the way back? I'm like, I can't. It's hard to get parallel. Everyone knows that I'm trying to go through a swing change right now,

and all I'm doing is not taking it as far back. And once I started doing that, I shot a 79 almost immediately. Put it out there. What say you? I don't talk golf anymore. Okay. Well, that's the Vice segment. Are you ready for Will's segment?

Please. I don't know what to expect. I don't think you're going to like it. Do you want me to put the time stamp on there since there's a clock? Nope, I have it. Damn it. Beat me to it. Dylan got a new laptop.

Dylan's a big laptop guy. Yes, he is. Dylan, can you explain where your old laptop came from? Yeah. It was given to me when I worked at a place called Grandex. Grandiose execution. It was handed to me in my cube in the year 2013. That's how old this bad boy is.

Your laptop is older than your son. Yeah, that's big facts. Yeah, and it's been a good laptop for me. Has it? You literally can't Google anything, Dylan. Until recently. I cannot use Google. That is very true.

How many page views has this laptop seen? Oh, we've gone viral on this bad boy. I think we should frame our old laptops. I think we should do it. Yeah, this laptop has seen some shit. That's true. Can you get money for it? Like, sell it for parts?

I mean, I think as a a whole it's probably worth like 75 dollars so not as a whole as a computer i mean david my horror you could sell the hard drive or the rom card no if dylan's hard drive gets out it's over for him hard drive is clean dog do you have any concerns about setting up your new laptop because earlier you asked me about transferring over your bookmarks in Chrome. Because the reason I ask you that is because when I got this one, actually, so this was eight years ago,

Blake, who does our accounting for us, he had a trick. He said, there's a way to move all your bookmarks over. And it was much more complicated than it is with modern technology. Yeah.

Technology has gone a long way in the last eight years. I knew there was a way to do it back then. So I was like, I got to be able to do it. That's a pain in the ass, man. You know, I don't mean this to be a jerk, but I hope your contacts don't sync.

Dude, that's fucked up. His reminders. What are you doing? Do you need me to show you how to make the text bigger on your laptop? No, the text is fine. Is it true that you had a special keyboard installed that actually puts the letters in alphabetical order for easier hunting and pecking? Yeah, have you tried typing on your new laptop? It takes some getting used to.

The keys are different. You know I'm a QWERTY guy. What's that? QWERTY? You're not, though, dude. No, you're absolutely not. You don't even know what the home row is, dude. You're right.

When you put your fingers on F and J, index fingers, right? Correct. Yeah, that's the home row. That's the home row is, dude. You're right. When you put your fingers on F and J, index fingers, right? Correct. Yeah, that's the home row. That's the home base. Can we please, dude, please, Dylan, all I'm asking is for you to let us do a typing competition. I'm trying to make my brain type like a normal, and it just does not function that way. It's really weird. Can you please just let us do a typing competition?

It's going to be so... Well, do Mario Teaches Typing. If someone is standing over my shoulder and I'm typing, I mess up every word and it's really embarrassing. I get so nervous. Oh, you get type fright? It's like Will when he's urinating? Exactly.

Would you rather have Will's condition or Dylan's? Which one's worse? Dylan being a shitty typer, Will being a poor peer. Me being a frequent peer. I probably type 60 words a minute, which I know is not excellent, but it's like I get by. It's definitely not excellent. I'm over 100 easy. He's fast.

We did this at Grand Action. He beat me. I thought I was fast, and Will burned me. I was very upset. I was obsessed with doing the typing games as a kid. I couldn't stop. When we went into the computer lab in middle school, I would just fire up whatever typing program it was, and all I would try to do was get perfect and go as fast as I could.

I was obsessed. I loved it. I'm jealous of that skill. My typing class in like seventh or eighth grade, we typed on word processors. And if you messed up, you had to use the whiteout thing. It was so – looking back, I'm like, what a waste of time. We had typewriters. This is making me sound old. Dude, I mean like – We had typewriters. We had typewriters. This is making me sound old.

Dude, I mean like. We had typewriters. I remember learning about that. We're not that old. I mean like. You had to like back up and it would erase the ink on the page. Yeah, but it never, you could always see it. Yeah.

We had something called typing quick and easy. And it was like a space game. It was sick. That's dope. I miss it. Those lasers. Laser beams. Sincerely yours, this is Stan.

P.S. We should be together too. It makes me uncomfortable when you do that. I love it. I think it might be my favorite thing Dave's done in a really long time. Are we done with Will's seggy about it? No, I have other questions for you, actually. Are you worried about how the new one's going to sync up with your printer? There's no USB cord on this, Dylan. Your

new one does not have a USB port. I synced my current computer up very quickly with my printer. Okay. So no, I'm not worried about that at all. I was hoping that they would not sync. Are you worried? That's rude. You've downloaded numerous programs to allow you to sign PDFs. Are you worried about having to download those programs again and set them up?

I actually think the new technology, it'll be better for me. It'll be a seamless process. You're going to have like three different things trying to remember your passwords for you. Oh, gosh. Yeah, do you remember all your passwords? I no longer have Headspace for passwords. I use, like, five different passwords, so I just start typing in the most common one, and then I go from there.

Mr. Frat69. Yeah. Ha-ha. TFTC. TFTC69. Yeah. I'm excited, man. I'm really excited.

I'm excited to use Google again. Dude, what about my files? What do I do with those? They'll... I don't know. I'm excited to use Google again. Dude, what about my files? What do I do with those? I don't know. I think they'll transfer over. Serious? Might want to make sure you have that backed up, Playboy. Just saying.

I'm not going to delete everything. Do you have access to the cloud? I'm a cloud boy. Okay. Of course. I live up in the cloud, man. Really? You okay, Randy?

Randy just wants to quadruple dylan's internet randy can you quadruple with dylan's words per minute his rom damn it he says no no man i really suck at typing it's okay you know what time it is dentist time it's not 2 3030. I can confirm that. We've been going for 64 minutes. It's time for This Week in Fun, presented by Bird Dogs, baby! We got a nice little package in the mail today from a little company called Bird Dogs. We sure did. Yeah, it was a pair of joggers.

I wish it was four pairs of joggers. It's okay. Davey's a jogger boy. He's a jogger. He's a track star. How about you tell the people what I did earlier when I stood up to leave the room? We were talking about shorts, and Dylan's wearing his bird dog shorts right now. I am.

That's fast. Before Dylan even did this, I actually looked at Dylan and thought, damn, he's pretty caked up today. And then you actually said, without even me saying that, you said, I like these shorts because they showcase my cake. They accentuate my cheeks. You're strutting that ass. Yeah.

Very cheeky in these. He was doing the TikTok video. What's that song? Bow, bow, bow, bow. Bow, bow. Randy knows. It's the first thing I see every day. That's sick.

I don't know. Okay, well, I'm just trying to be cool with the 20-year-olds. You open your eyes and you see the TikTok ass-shaking video every day. Yeah, it's not. It's a's a problem dude that's not funny most people thought they were just a shorts company but they got pants joggers all with built-in underwear and the most comfortable pants shorts or joggers ever they're great when i'm out in my bird dogs pants my normal pants with the liner i do feel like i'm just kind of wearing joggers in a way. They're so damn comfortable. I freaking love them. You'll know it's me when you

see me walk by my bird dogs. My ass is just popping. It's the only pair of pants that I've bought in the last two years. I actually didn't buy them. They sent it to me. I'll pull back the curtain a little bit. That I didn't get tailored in any way, shape, or form. Usually I have to crop them a little bit because I'm a short leg boy. No, these things came in perfect for me.

Perfect. You look good in them. Thank you. I need the joggers. I have to have the joggers. They can't just send us one pair. We're going to tear those things apart fighting over them. I'm going to be a concrete cowboy just backing that ass up in them.

Just daggering the joggers? And I'm not going to invite you because you don't have the pants yet. Okay, well, that's rude. Yeah, you dumbass. Have fun not being a concrete cowboy shaking that ass. They might let you in your bird dog shorts, but I'll be wearing the pants, and they'll be bringing me bottles and shit. Because you have the pants on.

Correct. Like, is there a built-in liner? I'm like, there is, actually, yes. Wow. Go to birddogs.com, enter promo code STEAM, and they'll throw in a free Bird Dogs whistle tip football. It's one of those Nerf Vortex Howler footballs that whistle when you throw them.

Oh, hold on. Dylan's throwing it. You can literally throw them a mile. Yeah, I'm talking about that one. It's a must-have for football season. That's birddogs.com, promo code STEAM and boom, a free Bird Dogs whistle tip football with your pair of Bird Dogs. You will not take these things off. We promise you that. Probably not literally a mile will. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend?

Oh, gosh. What am I doing this weekend? I have nothing. You caught him off guard. I wasn't thinking about it. You sprung the segment on him like that. It wasn't cool. I'm going to see churches tonight.

Are you really? Yeah. Dude, churches is great. Take me to church. Are great. Churches are great. Churches is great. Churches is great. Churches, man.

Whatever. What denomination? Denomination. We're praying. Okay. That's enough. Hey, did you tell Will about what diet you're on now? What?

It was similar. Remember KJ said he was going pescatarian? What was the diet you said you were on? Dave said I was on a puscatarian diet. Really? Yeah, that was from Dave, not from me. You're eating felines. Just cats.

Uh-huh. I didn't say that. I really don't know what I'm doing this week. I might have planned it, but I can't think of what I'm doing this week. Okay, cool. Your brain shorted out. Churches isn't significant. Where are they playing?

ACL Live? Yes. I happen to see them there. I don't want to brag, but I have seen them before you. Where are your tickets? You floor level? You mezzanine? You upper deck?

What are you doing? We're suite level. Oh, okay. This is a work event for Bay. Yeah. I didn't pay for anything. It's weird that her work events just happen to be super dope shit that everyone wants to go to.

It's not a bad situation. You're not going to have the same experience, man. You'd be down like the mezzanine, man. It's probably good. It'll be sick. They're going to be serving up free food and stuff? I've never been in a suite there. I'm just a common man.

We're going to dinner first. Oh, where? A Mexican fusion place downtown. ATX Cocina? I'm not trying to give it away. No one's going to come meet you there. It's Wednesday night, dude. If they do, then more power to them.

They're super fans. Why do you hate the fans? Yeah, what's up? You don't even die with the listeners? Were you talking about your weekends already? You've done one day. You have two more days to fill. I said I don't know what my plans are.

You going to watch Texas? No. Lane 30 at Kansas? They're going to beat Kansas, and it's going to be super underwhelming, and then I'm going to stop caring again. I'm sure you can get some cheap tickets to the game. Probably so. Is it here?

Yeah. Boy, that's going to be a sad tailgate scene. Yep. You think Lincoln Riley will coach the next OU game? Wow, he's pivoting. He's pivoting hard. Dylan's playing scared right now. What do you think he'll announce?

You know, since they're undefeated and competing for a playoff spot, he should probably wait until the end of the season. I don't know. I think he should go ahead and do it. Just pull the Band-Aid off? Yeah. Is he trying to be a distraction right now so they lose a game and he doesn't have to worry about the playoff?

Yes. Sorry. Did my big brain just absolutely rattle you? Are they going to be distracted coming down to Waco Saturday? Hmm. Hard to say. Laying five in Waco. All right, sports.

Yeah, I'll do my weekend. It's not as cool as Dylan's. I really don't. Honestly, I don't mind. We, I'll do my weekend. It's not as cool as Dylan's. I really don't. Honestly, I don't mind. We've got a res Saturday night. So the next two weeks for your boy are going to be dicey because I don't know if I'm telling tales out of school. My wife's having something removed from her back.

Her spine? Her spine. Not her spine. It's going to be a no-bones day? It's a skin thing. It's like a mole-type deal. What did you say? It's going to be a no-bones day for Alyssa?

Yeah, okay. I forgot about that. And she can't pick up our son for like two weeks. So her mom, my mother-in-law, is going to be coming down. Maybe I'll play happy. Maybe we'll just have happy on loop in my home. You start getting in a fight with your mother-in-law, is going to be coming down. Maybe I'll play happy. Maybe we'll just have happy on loop in my home. You start getting in a fight with your mother-in-law and you just toss on happy to smooth things over?

I turn it on real loud and leave. Yeah, so whatever. The point is we're going to probably go to dinner Saturday. She's feeling up to it. And then if somebody wants to invite me to play golf this weekend, I would like to it. If somebody wants to invite me to play golf this weekend, I would like to play. We have a very good thing that you can play golf.

I don't have a partner, Will. Sorry, I don't have a scratch player who will play with me. Just to be clear, Drew's not scratch. He's a plus two. What about me, dude? Oh yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun. Alternate shot with Dylan. It's about having fun, man. I hope you like a lot of fun. Alternate shot with you. Alternate shot with Dylan. It's about having fun, man.

I hope you like getting out of the woods. What are you trying to compete? Hope your punch game's up to stuff. I don't want to lose to Will and Drew. You're going to. Drew's really good. I know. Do you know how good Drew is?

Yes. That's my point. Okay. I don't want to play alternate shot with you, not because of your skill level, but because I've seen how you manage to get when you hit a bad drive. I don't want to be held responsible for the bad drives because I don't want you to berate me.

People who play this on tournaments and they take it seriously and try to go low. Like, you're annoying a little bit. It's an alternate shot too, man. Yeah, heaven forbid you pay an entrance fee to a tournament and not want to get your money back in some way, shape, or form. If there's a listener out there who can provide me with a handicap. I can't believe you would rather play with a random listener than your good friend Dylan, who does not get mad. I get mad at myself when I hit a bad shot. Yeah, I'm not getting mad at my teammates.

No, it's not that. I don't expect to do that. I'm joking about that. I am not joking about wanting to compete, though. I need somebody who can level off my now north of eight handicap that's just tough. Just not fine in the green.

Anyway, that's Sunday. I don't know whatever shout out to turn dogs um but yeah we're gonna i think we're gonna do uh we might be doing sammy saturday night see i'm not afraid to tell people where i'm gonna be yeah that's big of you david i guess i guess I'm not afraid, man. I love our listeners, personally. Me too. Same, man. Sometimes we don't know because it's like you won't tell them where you're going to be.

Why'd you wink when you said same? Why don't you share your location with the listeners? I'm not going to share my location with the listeners, David. Turn your fine friends on for every listener, if you're real.

I got a text from some listeners in Florida that are coming into town. Let's fucking go. I was like, oh, yeah, you have my phone number. Going to end up the yellow rose. No. From Pond and Vedra? No, they're the Navy guys.

Oh, okay. Shout out to all our Naval listeners. I support our military. Yeah. Why do you wink again? Stop winking when you say this stuff. We support the seammen out there. For sure.

And sea women. Sure, for sure. That's not a joke. Do you guys even care what I'm doing this weekend? I'm not done. I ain't done. Go ahead. Your boy, I'm going out to dinner with the electric Michael Weiner on Friday night.

Oh, that's awesome. Hold on. Where's my e-vite? I have no plans Friday. Hold on. I don't have a notification. Don, let me see if you're on the e-vite because I'm... Oh.

Let's see. Is there an e-vite for this? Something's off here. I'm also going. Hold on. I don't have a notification. Don, let me see if you're on the e-vite because I'm... Oh, let's see. Is there an e-vite for this? Something's off here. I'm also going to Sammy's. I'm just going the night before David's going. That's awesome, man. What the fuck? I don't know.

Sally made the reservation like six months ago. It's hard to get a reservation there, man. So I'm going to eat some Italian food. And then Saturday, I'm just going to do nothing. International break in EPL. It's just kind of killing my vibe. Odds you will communicate with the waiter exclusively in your Marlon Brando impression. It's really loud in there, but I'll try it. That is one of the most loud restaurants in the world.

It's really loud in there. I don't really understand why. It's just an Italian restaurant. Why is it loud as fuck? I think it's like... No. Hey! Everybody gets in there and they just try to be like Pauly Walnuts.

And walk in here. Where's my cheese balls? I'll do the cacio e pepe. I will cut you like a fish. Yeah, I'll do the mushroom pasta. The mushroom pasta. Yeah, we'll take a... A dry Chianti.

Yeah, I'll do the mozzarella sticks. Sticks made of mozzarella. The mozzarella sticks are very good. They're delicious. I know. I love string cheese covered in fried. Covered in fried. And then Sunday, I am playing in the Fault in It shot,

Turndogs Classic. Shots of Turndogs. They're not associated with us, but, like, they're tight. Go look up. We'll see how tight they are. Just go look up. If they want to provide me with a scratch player to compete with Will's team. Where are you playing?

Go look at, it look at Muni. Ever heard of it? Right down the street from me. Oh, that's Drew's home course. Yeah, very excited. Also my home course. And so, yeah, we're playing in a nice little tournament with them. Go check out Turndogs on Instagram. No one's beating Drew at Lions. That's so annoying. If he shoots above 70

at Lions, he literally gets mad. He gets angry. Can't wait. He's going gonna be so depressed when we when he bombs like a 360 yard drive and then i chunk i chunk the approach he's just he's gonna kill me such a shithead i can't wait i'm gonna be texting him during the round just for like like on the side be like all right what's what's will doing he's like dude oh he's gonna be be like, dude. Oh, he's going to be so angry. I'll call you after the round. He's going to be so angry. I feel bad. Whatever, though.

Very cool. I got to go see why Wolf is trending. It's the Blitzer. Yeah, it's Wolf Blitzer. Real name. Is it actually his real name? Yeah. I mean, he blitzes Wolf.

I would like to know more about his father and why he was like no we're going with wolf blitzer wolf blitzer he doesn't look like a wolf blitzer he's been the same age for as long as i've been alive like he's a guy i remember from like the first Iraq war. And he was like, this CNN's all over it. And I was like, oh, this Wolf Blitzer guy's old. He's only 73.

How is that possible? I don't know. I'm actually very impressed that he's only 73 years old. Is this the Mandela effect? Remember we had a talk... Alright, let's just get out of here. No, we can go deep into Mandela. We had a conference room conversation with the entire media team about the Mandela effect one time. It just came up.

And we were all trying to explain it, and we just sounded like just intoxicated humans. It is interesting, though. The ghosts? Their bones are their money. Let's go. Bye. let's go bye