Circling Back - Dabbing With The Homie

Episode Date: February 5, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast it's podcast week my name is will to freeze coming to you live from the lodge to my right dave ruff i've been looking forward to this day for a long long time why is that well will d Well, Will, Dylan, Brett, it's podcast day. Really? Today's the day? Today's the day that we do the podcast. Wow. And we promote it just across, you know, we got Mail and Podcast Club Cool, check it out.

Sunday Scaries, check it out. Big Gaming with Brett, check it out. It's a new one. Just check it out. Today's the new one. Just check it out. Today's the day. Brett has a geography podcast he's releasing. Specifically Canadian geography. Should be a quiz show.

Am I going to do a quiz show? I don't know how you do that on a podcast. How are there no quiz show podcasts? I feel like that makes sense. Likely because interaction's tough. You can't interact with the people. Why? Think about a road trip.

You just toss it out there. Yeah, but people can't play along because it's not live, dog. No, they can play along. Maybe. We'll workshop that one. You can't participate, I should say. You can. You just can't interact with the host.

Yeah. No, we're going to workshop this. It's fun. All right. You couldn't interact with the host on, what was that game, the phone game that we played for like a month where you win all the money? It's like trivia. Oh, Trivia HQ? Trivia HQ.

Ah, yeah. Scott Rakowski? Scott Rakowski. I never finished in the money. How close did we get? I feel like we got very close. Joe. We got very close.

Joe got close. I think we got up to 9 out of 10 at one point. Yeah, because everyone else, they got knocked out, so we all just like gathered around joe's little cube and we helped him and we realized the answer we let him know and had we won we would have been split we would have made out with like about four dollars a piece yeah after we split there are a bunch of winners yeah i remember that one being a strangely easy one as well so they were like a shit ton of winners. Yeah, it wasn't really worth it.

But we didn't win, so it didn't matter. The Grand X office would get very, very quiet whenever it was HQ trivia time for about three weeks. Barstool office would get very, very loud when it was HQ trivia time because it became a thing that kept happening and happening and happening. Is it still around? I don't know. At one point, I remember Scott left. Scott's done. There was a meeting that we had, though, that was like, should we do the sports trivia version of this?

Honestly, it probably would have worked. Yeah, it would have. But it was one of those things that was already kind of on the way down. Yeah, that thing had a short shelf life. I think we all knew that. Oh, yeah. They started working in sponsors, right? I don't know.

They had to monetize it somehow. Yeah. At one point, I think they had like 50 employees at HQ Trivia. I remember reaching out to them for something. Seems like too many employees. Which many? You don't need that many people. I don't think they're doing well.

I feel like you make that a lean operation and just go with it. You see Scott Legowsk, what's his name? Dude, if you're trying to make that a lean operation and just go with it. You see Scott Legaus, what's his name? Dude, if you're trying to make it a lean operation, you bring in Jamarcus. Yeah. Jamarcus would probably take that job at this point, right? You got to think. Dave, are you drinking out of the lineup mug from circling back right now? I am.

And I think I just audibly sipped that last sip, and I apologize if that grossed y'all out. That's bad boy shit. If it turned you on, that's weird. Don't tell me, but shout out to you. Where would one acquire such a mug? They were so inclined. If they go to washmedia.com slash shop, you gotta think that they can get that mug there. Yeah, that's true.

I'm looking at it right now. It looks great on the website. A quick update on HQ Trivia. 368,000 followers and they're doing about 12 likes per post. Twitter? Per tweet, yeah.

Nine, seven, 37. Big day for them. You gotta think that's a poor ratio. Yeah. You got to. There's something going on

there at HQ. Should we just pull back the curtain on the ratio thing and kind of how we, when we look at certain Instagram accounts that have like big, in quotes, followings and then you look at certain instagram accounts that have like big in quotes

followings and then you look at the amount of engagement and likes and what we immediately think i love accusing people of buying followers it's really fun for me i'm not saying they're doing that i haven't i haven't looked but there's there's a lot of big ones out there that i think might be when you whenever you see a brand on on ig that's like a a brand you see like in your ig stories trying to sponsor whatever look at their followers and then look at how many likes they do per post it is egregious how many people are doing this you know you know i'm being told right now that 98 of uh hq trivia's followers are real. Then they are not engaging with their content. They're not real engaged, huh?

I'm also reporting that Brett's followers are 98% real. Look at mine. I hope mine's like all fake. 60%. I'm worried about Dylan's because you had an early Twitter following. They were all real. No, but I feel like they might get categorized now as fake. Oh, because they've been so inactive?

Yeah. And you've talked before about... Dave, you're at 94%. What? Oh, dude. But this is... No, this is... We need to re-audit you.

Dave, you're buying. This is from over four... Or almost four years ago. I'm going to re-audit you right now, Playboy. Wait, how... Why didn't it just do the most up-to-date now? Dude, it hard to... I don't run the logistics of the website.

We don't need the time machine. Yeah. You're doing Twitter or? Twitter. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is the tweets. I thought we were doing the Grom. Yeah, Dave.

You buy followers? Yours is hard to say. No, I've never bought followers. Well, you know, when I went full content, I went all in, and I gained followers pretty rapidly on Twitter. You're dcarterrough on Twitter, right? At dcarterrough on Twitter and Snap. At dcreff, of course, on Instagram. Hit rapidly on Twitter. You're dcarterrough on Twitter, right? At dcarterrough on Twitter and Snap. At dcrough, of course, on Instagram.

Hit me on LinkedIn. Dude, give me my numbies. Dude, it's calculating mine right now. God, dude. It's running the algo? Yeah. Yeah. It's analyzing right now.

I'm sorry. Yours is going to be embarrassing. I'm worried about yours. Yeah, but it's not my fault. I'm worried about yours. I've never bought a follower in my life. Dylan, can I put you on the spot? What do you have to say about Tom Herman and the boys losing out

on a noted Duncanville cornerback in this wreck straw? The three-star? I don't care. I'm glad he went elsewhere, actually. Offers from Alabama, Tennessee, Texas. Went to Mizzou, where he will probably see the field very quickly. If he went to Mizzou, then he – okay, if he to Mizzou, where he will probably see the field very quickly. If he went to Mizzou, then he... Okay, if he chose Mizzou over Alabama,

that means he doesn't want to compete. That's not my kind of guy. Yeah, that just means he wants immediate playing time. He thinks he can go to the league. No offense to your Duncanville boy, Dave. I'm sure he's a fine young man, but he doesn't want to compete. So he won't be a star. That's a guy who doesn't know recruiting.

That's just a guy who doesn't know recruiting. That's just a guy who doesn't know recruiting. We got the gem of the Duncanville class, of the 2020 class that is. Saloon? Kind of seeing he might be moving. Really? No, I didn't see that. DeQuindon? What's his name?

DeQuindon Jackson. No, I didn't see that. He's going to Texas. No, I think Mizzou was the first big school to offer him back in October. And then he got all these big offers. Not that Mizzou's not big. Never forget your first. Mizzou's not Alabama.

He's got a tight football name. I'll give him that. 6'1", 170. What is it? Ennis Rakistraw. I was reading. I thought it was Rakistraw. Maybe it's Rakistraw.

Ooh, I like that name. Rakistraw. That's a strong name. Just call him the Rake Maybe it's Rake Straw. Ooh, I like that name. Rake Straw. That's a strong name. Just call him the Rake? Yeah, Rake Man. Dylan, you're at 95% real. Is that four years ago? Nope, this is from...

Actually, yeah, this is almost six years ago. I don't know why it's doing that. What the hell? Yeah, it says you have 44,000 real followers. Okay. I don't know, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, everyone has the fake ones.

Then they can't help. They just get followed by these bots and inactive accounts. I don't know how they calculate that number, but it's not on me. I'm at 98%. It's not on me. Hey, can I give an unsolicited shout-out that I have not ran by anybody? I want to shout-out Crypto Freeze, the people who sent us that CBD cream, because I've been jumping rope lately,

and my shin splints are just popping. And last night I hit up some of that cream, and let me just tell you, it worked. You doing like weighted ropes or anything? I'm just jumping rope for part of my cardio, because I like it. I like it. It's quick.

Go on for two minutes, rest, and go on for two minutes. It's fun. You like it because you feel like a boxer. Yeah. And you're looking in the mirror. You're just going. You can vibe out to the music and shit. But my shins are killing me.

Anytime I've ever jumped rope, I'm like, yeah, I'm a boxer. It's fun. If your shins are killing you, stop doing that, man. It's not worth it. I think I just got to get – I'm getting back into it. I think I just need to get used to it. All right. Dave, can I come at your neck on this Wednesday?

Ew. Brent. I just, I got to say something here. Oh, no. As per the survey, which we'll get to later, a 27 to 34-year-old female from Charlotte has just said this. It's going to get me in trouble? No.

She said, less Duncanville sports talk no it's great and all but i live in charlotte it's unrelatable well maybe she should call in with some charlotte sports talk okay yeah no that's you know what let me uh let me apologize to absolutely no one. I like the Duncanville talk. I don't have a horse in this race either. Do a control F of Duncanville. See if there's any positive. Look, dude. People asking for more Harbor Springs talk?

Our recruiting scene is pretty intense. What's y'all's crew scene look like? It's got to be good, right? That's their sport. Crew next. We don't have any good rivers for that team man let me know a couple nights ago that uh someone some kid from my high school has committed to ou and i was like in your face jokes on oh you we have a trash football so i don't really care oh somebody from duncanville

did graduate or uh did to do the survey but there's seven mentions of Duncanville in the entire survey data and basically it's just saying that even if it's a Duncanville podcast I will still listen to Dave talk well look here's the deal the champ champ does what the champ champ wants to do doing a kind of thing now I am That was such an electric moment. He apologized to absolutely no one. It was the best. It was the best.

And he set it up. He set it up so well. He's like, you know, I've talked shit to everybody on the roster. You know, I've been a real big jerk. And, you know, I just want to apologize to absolutely no one. Joe's holding the mic. Just crack it up. Oh, God.

Watching any of his press conferences ahead of a fight, it guarantees that I'm going to watch that fight, whether I'm buying it or whether I'm conning Micah into buying it. Remember when he came out in that fur red? Oh, my God. He got bodied by Cowboy, though, when it came to Fitz for the last press conference. He did. Cowboy came out in that, like, python suit, and it was like, God damn, though, when it came to Fitz for the last press conference. He did. Cowboy came out in that, like, Python suit, and it was like,

God damn, dude, chill. I want to give Duncanville one final mention here. I just stumbled upon this as the last survey piece for now. This guy I described circling back as the Mommy Slayer of San Marcos. Who's that? The Duncanville deuce chunker and Harbor Springs hockey beard cane joined forces with a 25-year-old Toads native to piece together a rudimentary understanding of millennial culture, memes, and current events.

I'll take that. That's pretty good. I don't know who's who. Why don't we put that on a slide or something? Also, he said Dorn pretends to be hungover a lot. I don't get that one. He likes people to think that he parties. Dylan has hungover face like all the time.? I don't think that one. He likes people to think that he parties. Dylan has hungover face

like all the time. Man, don't say that. No. I don't think that's true at all. Don't drink at all. No, but when you don't get sleep and when you're hungover, you have the same demeanor.

Or when you don't eat. You've been a troubled sleep boy lately. Well, that was only in Colorado, man. I feel great now. Is it the altitude? And I haven't had a drink since Colorado. Really? Yeah. What's your deal? I'm taking a little break, man. I feel great now. Is it the altitude? And I haven't had a drink since Colorado. Really? Yeah.

What's your deal? I'm taking a little break, man. No, why? I mean, I took a little tiny break. Not a single sip of alcohol since Colorado. I think it's just age catching up to me, man. It takes me a while in the morning just to get back to normal. I get puffy face, and it's not a good look, man.

What's your nighttime routine? It's pretty gross. Kiehl's has a product. A nighttime routine? Another shout-out that we're not getting paid for kills has an under eye product that's excellent really yeah i've brushed my teeth i wash my face i get in bed i'd be careful i've heard that a lot of nighttime uh under eye creams don't really do anything for uh maybe as someone who is as someone who's bought that very product numerous times, I don't like to believe that, but I've heard that. I've heard you can just use Preparation H under your eyes. Hey, what is jade rolling?

Why do girls do it all the time? Are you serious? I mean, I know what jade rolling is. Why does that have any effect on your face? I don't know, but y'all got in my head about this, man. I look like shit in the mornings? No. Oh, my God.

Look at you. I got to do something. I got to. Someone recommend me a good product. dylan's gonna make us re-record the podcast someone recommend me a good product that i can use on my face to to get rid of the the puffy eye thing and the anti-aging shit man oh fuck dude but we're all aging like we just have to embrace dylan's fishing for compliments i moisturize every night dylan wants people to hit him up i called you hotter than Chris Evans the other day, so I don't feel all that bad. Thank you.

You saw a lot of people were trying to write me in for that survey or that poll you did. And I was like, dude, I'm not going to force Will's hand on this. But there were some people like, dude, where's D. Carter off? I don't know who made the poll. It was our intern.

We have an intern? Killshot? Yeah, it was Killshot. I gave Killshot the keys. Damn. We'll get your face straightened out, man. Thank you. I was actually going to compliment that sweater today, but I'll do it on the podcast.

Dylan, that sweater looks great on you. Thank you, Brett. I appreciate you. I mean, I think it's pretty natural that all guys want to look their best. Am I right? Dylan especially. Oh, I think so. What is this?

I mean, like, Dylan, you're actually in good shape because, you know, 66% of men start to lose their hair by age 35, and once you've noticed thinning hair, it can be too late. Thanks for pointing that out that I still have hair. Yeah, you've got good hair. For now. I'm happy with it. I've been watching.

I'm honestly jealous of your speckled gray. Oh, yeah. Old speckled gray. But sometimes, for some people, that hairline slowly starts to move backwards. Everyone's looking at each other. The best way to prevent more hair loss is to do something about it while you still have some.

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It's time to write a new chapter. Dylan. One in which you have hair. You had to call me out during the sexual wellness. No, no, no. I was just hoping you were paying attention to Will. I'm not pointing fingers, but I'm just saying if you do have a sexual wellness problem, 4hims.com can help. We could all use a little extra, you know, something in the bedroom.

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In the hymns. And, and, and. Your hair's looking mighty tall today. Yeah, you have. I shampooed, guys. That's what happens when I shampoo. You shampooed? It's very coiffed today. Once a month, shampoo. You kind of got something about Mary thing going on.

Honestly, you have like a Trump thing. Obviously it's it's thicker but like if you just cover up brett's face it's three inches tall on his head it might be bigger than that you just said i have trump hair man that's dude but it's it's the same look that trump's going for ah oh yeah okay well let me see i'm gonna put a hat on oh something about mary looking ass i didn't use that type of hair gel oh you didn't use a another man semen you semen nope good no i still don't understand why england like when we were in london or i guess just in the uk they played there's something about mary on tv constantly really they fucking love that movie it's like shooter being on usa network yeah it's like it Yeah, it's like a Sunday afternoon constantly where Shawshank Redemption's on.

I watched it twice full length while we were there, and I had more opportunities. That's weird. I know. I never watched it straight through. Great movie. Ahead of its time. First time watching it? I had seen parts, like the big scenes and stuff like that, but I never watched it straight through.

That's funny. I watched it straight through twice, and I was very happy. Did they dub it over with English accents? Yeah. That's tight. They did subtitles in English. Good movie. Fairly Brothers, right? That's their big one? Their first big one? I think it was

Black Sheep, wasn't it? Did they do Black Sheep? No, I'm just kidding. Which one of y'all hasn't seen Black Sheep? Was it you? I definitely have not seen Black Sheep. We talked about this on the way back, I'm just kidding. Which one of y'all hasn't seen Black Sheep? Was it you? I definitely have not seen Black Sheep. Don't look at me. We talked about this on the way back from Breck. Yeah, I think you're mistaken. I think you mistook what I said.

Mistook? I don't know. Mistook is absolutely a word. You hadn't seen it in a minute? No way. It's been a while. Okay. Because if I'm watching one of those movies, I'm watching a comic book.

It's a past tense verb of mistake. It is. You're right. Hey, grammar guys. Hey. Hey. You taught him a new word. You taught him a new word, Will. Mistook. I thought it was wrong

when he said it. No. I immediately shamed myself. Knuckle me, dog. You got it. Thank you. Mistook sounds like a health and wellness brand for women. Mistook. Mistook. Well, you learned something today. And hopefully a few other people learned a word, too. I hope you're taking notes.

Yeah, dumbass i'm not writing names do we do a spelling bee geography b let's go sparkle no sparkle's getting too much free pub on this podcast lately i don't think they're like advertising much coronavirus stool problem yeah i feel like it's really taking a back a shit ton of amer Americans that were overseas for like 14 days in San Diego. Have you talked to your buddy who's in China? No. I need to hit him up. I mean like

I'm worried about this dude. He's being very cavalier about just like posting Instagram stories of him wearing a face mask. He's super into it. Damn. It's like a hype beast or something. Wait till survey survivors comes out. It's going to be bad. You don't want that. Okay. Does he have a Supreme face mask?

No, he shouldn't. Surely they have that. Oh, they do. They 100% have that. That's like a thing. People make face masks out of the material that Yeezys are made out of. I've been seeing more Yeezys

at the gym. I don't understand. I saw this little chubby eight-year-old working out in Yeezys yesterday with a trainer. It was pretty funny. The yellow ones, those like the super rare ones with the stripe. What are those called?

I'll say it. That eight-year-old's an absolute dickhead. I don't know. You should know of all people. The yellow ones with the stripe? Yellow ones with the black stripes. Oh, like the zebra-looking ones. Yeah, the zebra-looking ones.

Yeah, those things are expensive. Yeah, they're apparently pretty rare. They're probably fake. Little chubby kid working out in them. Shouts to him, though. He's grinding. You're right. I shouldn't say that. He's putting in work. It's a judgment free zone. I take that. I just don't know if those are the best workout shoes. I feel like you don't want to jog in them for sure, and I don't know what kind of

support they're going to give you. He probably wouldn't pull a deadlift. Definitely not doing sumo. Good for him, though, man. Yeah, good for him getting in the gym at eight. Does that stunt growth? I've heard that's a myth. He wasn't deadlifting. He was doing some

ass to feet squats. He wasn't doing hardcore leg shit. He was definitely doing a little... The hardcore leg shit was from the Wor doing a little... Probably about 10. The hardcore leg shit was from the Worst Of podcast yesterday. Oh, wow.

Callback. Wow. That's true. Hey, by the way, we dropped two pods yesterday. Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. This is the week. It's podcast day, but it's also podcast week, and right now is the time to go opto. There are some people saying that yesterday might have been podcast day.

Today is podcast day, we'll see we'll see what history says about that wow i think like i think we joke about podcast week but this may be the most podcasts we've ever released in one week it's a lot of pods man a lot of eppies yeah i think it might be actually because when we do our uh episode on the bachelor tomorrow I just realized that we have fucking Bachelor tonight. I'll be honest. I'm psyched. I'll be honest. I'm not that bummed.

Yeah. I want to be bummed. It's only two hours though, right? Yes. Only two hours. I hear it's a four-hour extravaganza. No, it's two. I don't even know what they're going to do. I didn't even watch the scenes from next week, I don't think.

I don't even know what's going to happen tonight. This is going to be a mail-in episode, I'm telling you. If they do a recap like they did that one time, we are not doing. We're not justifying it with another episode. I have on a very good source here, sources, that tonight

is a must-watch episode. Who are your sources? Who do they know? Two girls. That may or may not. I don't know. Two girls. Oh, okay. That may or may not know more than we know. Okay. Do these girls, do they work in an office somewhere?

Yeah, they're in an office. Oh, okay. They have a couple cool chicks, though. They have first-hand sources and not reality Steve. No, like literally Peter. Yeah. Peter's a good source, I think. He probably knows a little bit. I'm going to text Colton right now and Peter. Yeah. Peter's a good source, I think. He probably knows a little bit.

I'm going to text Colton right now and see. Yeah. Should we FaceTime Colton? Shouts to them. They didn't give me anything. They didn't give me what happens. We need to do it during the finale. Let's just FaceTime him right now. I've heard it's must watch.

He's on West Coast time. He's probably sleeping. Good. No, he's up at, he's a rising grinder. He's a grind boy. He's JJ Watt. Who is the best person in your, like this is a PMT question. Who could you FaceTime right now on your phone that would pick up, that would be, that would

like do numbers? None. Nobody. Really? Hashtag Chad. Yeah. Nobody. Probably wouldn't even pick up.

No offense. I thought you had Zetterberg. I got Paul Azinger. Try him. FaceTime him right now. Nah, probably won't. I feel like you need to leverage Zinger more. Okay.

He's Zinger. Yeah. He's the guy now. He replaced Johnny Miller. Did he really? Yeah. He's the guy. Watch golf one time.

Zinger. It's a golf podcast. Was the new CBS crew on last week or no? I thought it was NBC. No, no, no. He's not CBS. Zinger's, what is he? He's not CBS. What is he? He's NBC.

Fox? Fox. No, he's NBC. Now I'm confused. No, it's still Faldo and Nance on CBS. They're the main guys, but they took out Costas and... They got rid of... Record.

Yeah. Dottie's still there, though. Shouts to Saratoga. Hanging on. Dottie's from the Togues? Togues? Saratoga Springs alumni, yeah. Had no clue. Togues, man. Oh, shouts to Dottie's still there, though. Shouts to Saratoga. Hanging on. Dottie's from the Togues? Togues? Saratoga Springs alumna, yeah. Had no clue.

Togues, man. Shouts to Dottie. Shouts to Dottie. Dave, do you want to make an announcement regarding what you are as of Saturday? Yes, I'd like to, Will. Thank you. Yep. If you follow me on Instagram at DCRuff, you know this already. But for those of you who don't, I'm officially a bring the dog to the bar guy.

Whoa. Officially. I brought Randman to the bar for the first time. And it wasn't just any bar. It was a brand new bar. This is not Spahn. It was Bolden Acres. I'll say it.

Outdoor spot. I would compare it to like a mini Katy Trail Ice House if you're from Dallas. Brett, you were actually there. I was. I was. I hung out with Randy. It's got turf. It's got two pickleball courts, which I don't understand pickleball yet,

but I would like to play. It's something that Dylan's going to get way too excited about. It's very fun. Yeah. No, Dylan, you're not allowed to get into pickleball. I'm sorry. Why? Because, like you. Because I'll be too good. I'm sorry. Because, like, you...

Because I'll be too good? I said that you were built like someone who could be a very good tennis player, and you just completely poo-pooed it to oblivion. Wow. I think that was a compliment that you were giving me, but I just hate tennis, so... You know what the problem with pickleball is? Pickleball is like mini-tennis. It's right in between, if you were to take ping-pong and tennis, and go right in between,

that's what it is. Okay. Very fun. Here's the problem, though. If you and I aren't on a team, we're going to beat these two by, like, it won't be fair. Wow. It will not be fair. We'll make that happen.

I'm sure. We'll make that happen. Love to see your pickleball experience. I'm sorry. Hey, losing team has to shave their heads. Yeah, right. Come on. Dude, you're going to throw the game.

You've been looking for an excuse to do that forever. Okay, losing team shaves either head or beard. No, I'm not agreeing to that. All right. Well, we should just do it anyway. But anyway, they got cornhole. How about we just have a fun game? They got bags.

They got picnic tables. When's the last time you had just a fun game in a competitive environment? I saw you and Lauren playing Golden Tee this weekend. Oh, yeah. She sent me a video of you having a really bad shot. Well, it's been a year and a half since I've played, and you lose a little bit. You lose the finer intricacies of the game a little bit,

but I'd still beat her by double digits. It wasn't a big deal. She's actually not bad. It's weird. Whoa. I don't know. Okay. Are you saying girls should be good at video games?

I'm saying if you play that game for the first time, you're not supposed to be as good as she is. It was her first time ever playing. I bet she was sandbagging. She's extremely competitive. She was sandbagging, though. Have you still not golfed with her? I have not.

No. It's almost a travesty. I know. It is. She knows my feelings about that. There are some people saying that Dylan's really a travesty. I know, it is. She knows my feelings about that. There are some people saying that Dylan's really embarrassed to do it. He's avoiding it. Oh, I'm the one who's pushing for it.

She keeps finding reasons not to play against me. I see. But she'll beat the shit out of me, but it's probably going to turn me on a little bit. Whoa, chill. Jeez. I'm just saying, man. Horniest in the in the room no that's not a horny thing it's uh she's got a good swing uh all right so brought the dog to the bar so i had been there since about i met some people up there at about 12 30 and uh the wife was like hey i'm I'm going to come up there.

I was like, bring Randy. There's a bunch of dogs here. A ton. So brings the Ram man. I bring him in. Did she Uber with Randy, or did she drive with Randy? No, no, no. She drove. Okay.

I don't know. Can you Uber with a dog? Some drivers will let you. I don't know this from my experience, because I would never subject an Uber driver to Rosie being in the car, but I know for a fact that they let it slide. Those are my thoughts. I don't want Randy's going to shed, and, you, but I know for a fact that they let it slide. Those are my thoughts. I don't want Randy's going to shed,

and I don't know this driver. I don't know his ability. But yeah, so she brought him up there, and I didn't know how it was going to go. He's gotten a lot better. He's really good off-leash now. But it turns out being in a bar with about, I don't know, 150 people,

probably about 15 dogs, on the leash, babies, loud music. Beautiful babies? Maybe it wasn't. I don't know what they're saying. It wasn't a move, and I probably won't bring them to another bar unless it's like the perfect situation. Well, let me defend Randy here. He and I had a conversation and i

thought he did pretty well a lot of people thought that i don't think you guys could tell how how tense i was holding him like i was i was flexed up the entire time because i was trying to keep him like seated next to me and at one point he did he did something he has never done he saw another dog and he went over and i and I tried to hold him back, and he popped his collar off. He popped collar. That's swag. And he just started running under picnic tables.

That's swag. He was living, dude. He went rogue, and I think there were some listeners there. They messaged me afterwards that saw me. I had to pick him up and walk him back to our table. Man. Also, there was a little bit of a breeze, and I would look up, and I would just see his little white hair flying onto other tables,

and I was like, oh, man, these people hate us. I would get anxiety just taking my – I've never been a dog in the bar person. I don't know. There was a bloodhound there. Like you said. I meant to take a photo and send you, yeah. Oh, you know I'm a hound guy. I've retired from bringing Rosie to public places, restaurants and bars.

I'm like overly conscious of my dog bothering other people. That's where I found myself. For me, it's the opposite because people like... Randy and Rosie are both good-looking dogs. Yeah. People want to pet those dogs. Very petable. And once I can calm

Rosie down and she can be pretty chill at a bar, somebody comes up and they're like, can I pet your dog? And then they rile her up. And then all of a sudden I'm like, well, now I get to spend the next five minutes calming her down again. Yeah. And it's just, it's a cycle that just feeds itself. And if there's other dogs around, Rosie has to play with one of those dogs for at least a couple minutes before she like calms down again. It's just not worth it for me. The problem with this particular space is like the picnic tables are kind of close together. There's not a lot of room for the dog. If your dog did want to play with another dog, there's not a lot of room for it.

So it's kind of crammed in outside. It's a cool spot. I will go back. Apparently, it used to be a car dealership. It's right down there past Mountain South Lamar. Okay. It's cool. Bathroom sitch dealership. It's right down there past Mounts in South Lamar. Okay. It's cool. Bathroom Sitch is great.

It's like right there. I love a good bathroom sitch. That was my first question. How does it compare to the best bathrooms in Austin at June's? Don't you mean Eberly? I haven't been to the ones in Eberly lately. They're still fantastic. One gripe with this place, though.

The parking situation is a nightmare yes it is you don't park to a bar you don't drive to bars that's on you that's on you i didn't know player well i didn't know imagine driving couldn't be me i parked outside the vibe of dude who's gonna have like one and a half beers yeah and i did the good thing that saved me on saturday uh because i again i started drinking at like 1230, just having some day beers, had a buddy in town. And, uh, by the time Randy got there, you know, it was like three 30. And, um, I just kinda, I didn't really have time to drink cause I was too busy, like tending to him.

So I didn't drink like the last two hours I was there. So it saved me because we ended up going to dinner that night and, uh, wasn't hung over the next day. Superbowl Sunday. Right. You went to a movie. You left the bar and wasn't hungover the next day. Super Bowl Sunday. Right. You went to a movie. You left the bar and went to a movie? I did, yeah. What movie did you see?

Caroline and I saw the Taylor Swift documentary. Oh, in theaters? In theaters, yeah. You know you can watch that on Netflix. I did, but I wanted to go to the Alamo D House and check it out. Okay. Y'all do like a back row makeout situation? Yeah.

Is that why you got stuck in the theater? You suck face? No, we could have Is that why you got stuck in the theater? No, we could have. There was two other couples in the theater. What'd you order for the movie? What's your movie snacks? We did the Buffalo Cauliflower, and it was fantastic. You gotta order more, though.

Buffalo Cauliflower and two glasses of Pinot Noir. With Alamo? Yeah. Oh, okay. We went to Alamo the Ritz on, I think it's on East 5th. It's like the downtown one. 6th. East 6th.

But yeah, it was cool. It was in Alamo on 6th? Yeah, Alamo Ritz. I think it's very small. It's very small. One of the two screens. Yes. One of the older ones.

Oh, so it's cool. See some indie films or something. What are your knee-jerk takes on the Taylor Swift documentary? It humanized her. Really? For me. That's exactly why they made it. Yep. Absolutely. So whatever

their goal was, they got me hook, line, and sinker. They were trying to humanize her and make her more of a less pretentious person and it got me. I'm like, now I'm a Taylor Swift defender. I watched it yesterday. I didn't intend to, but Sally put it on and I ended up getting sucked in for about

the entire thing. Sam, it'd be cool if she and I ended up getting sucked in for about the entire thing. It'd be cool if she stopped making these trash songs and got back to the heaters. I appreciate that. She has some great songs. She's had some great ones. Not lately. But if you compare everything to 1989, Sally and I talked about this mid. 1989 was a long album. It's like comparing a beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy.

Okay. It's her Mona Lisa. Everything was a hit. Kanye is on a bigger departure from your shit than she is. What the fuck Kanye's doing? Dude, Reputation had some bangers on it. I don't know. I even think Lover kind of did.

Lover was a great song. Yeah. Her new stuff was as close to the old stuff. That song aside. Dude, Delicate's a good song. Look, I love T-Swift. Don't get me wrong. Now, the one that she did with the Panic at the Disco guy.

Because I want the bangers back in my life. How'd she end up that she did with the Panic at the Disco guy. Because I want the bangers back in my life. How'd she end up with that, dude? Panic at the Disco guy's song stinks. You know it. Brazier? Brendan Frazier. Uri? Brendan Frazier.

People say I look like that guy. Is that true? Brendan Frazier. The lead singer of Panic? No, not in the documentary. But, I mean, I have seen photos where you do look very much like him he looks like you're like cocky little brother like if you had if you had a little brother who was like this like a dickhead yeah that that'd be brennan uri okay people are wondering if he's

hotter than you i mean yeah he doesn't like your little your little fucking annoying little brother that's just like dude will you buy me a beer And according to the general public I'm hotter than Chris Evans And Jim Halpert So You know it's whatever Dude I've watched that

Boston commercial Kia commercial or whatever With Jim And dude he is He is amazingly handsome He's scorching Yeah Like the beard is perfect

It connects perfect to his like his good head of hair it's just it's kind of insufferable honestly fuck him how long do we go for before hot guys on the podcast uh 34 minutes 34 minutes dylan you did win you almost had half of the entire vote wow well people showed out for me. I appreciate y'all. Yeah. About 1,400 people showed out for you. Congratulations. Pretty official poll there, too. Honestly, that's a bigger sample size than the USA Today polls

that they always use to print in their things. It'd be like, we tested 500 people. I tagged Chris Evans, but I think he was too embarrassed to respond. Does he tweet? He doesn't seem like a guy who would tweet. He's pretty good on Twitter. Oh, really?

Yeah. You know who has the worst Twitter of all time? I could guess. Yeah, you would know. The worst Twitter for being a very famous athlete. J.J. Watt. I mean, there are a lot of athletes. It's Jordan Spieth.

Oh, yeah. He's still a corporate shill. He doesn't do anything that's not safe. Zero tweets besides corporate tweets. Dude, Spieth wasn't a Dallas kid and such a big part of Texas. I probably wouldn't be in on him. I mean, his stock's down. His stock's way down.

He's falling out of the top 50, I think. Yeah. But that's why I like JT more now. JT, he'll at least say things and tweet out his thoughts. He's not like... Spieth's account looks like it's run by a handler. It is. It has to be. Like, Spieth doesn't even have the password.

Yeah. There's not one personal thing on Speed's account. And, like, dude, get that money. He's got the Coca-Cola sponsorship, AT&T. I mean, he's getting paid. I get it. But, like, he just doesn't have much of a personality outside of the golf course. I agree.

He only has 1.5 million on Instagram, which it seems like he would have more. Well, that's good considering his content is just trash. He doesn't post. He got the unfollow from me a long time ago. Yeah. Couldn't do it. I don't follow him. Sorry, bro. Two million on Twitter and just terrible engagement. People hate on Bryson.

Can we audit that, dude? People hate on Bryson, but, dude, Bryson will at least go off on shit. And he's bulking season. Really? And his bulking season, yeah. He'll talk about it. He talks about stuff. Brooks kind of does too, right? Yeah.

Man, I loved it. What if Brooks just goes like 7 for 20 this year? I could see. That would be remarkable. Dude, what if, man? I don't think that's going to happen. Coming off injury, right? Wrist? Something like that, yeah. Well, I just don't think he has the same issue as me right now probably i don't think

he wanted to go to australia he'd rather just hang out and office have like have an off season basically he doesn't care about the president's cup he has the hashtag mamba mentality does he r.i.p he's a big kobe guy yeah but does he have the does he have the mama mentality i feel like he doesn't like he's kind of on record saying he doesn't practice like at all that's fair but on the course on the course when he's in a tournament yes interesting guy practice man so yeah i don't know i'm like i probably won't be bringing randy out to the bars yeah i've just retired. It's not worth it. Too much stress.

Yeah, it's too much. And there was a lot of people wanting to stop down and pet him and stuff. A lot of people asking. And that's fine. I knew that was going to happen. But, you know, if you're not in the mood to talk to a lot of people, then don't bring your dog to the bar. That's fair.

Did he have fun? No, that's what's most important. No, he definitely did. That's good. He was telling me about it. He was like, dude, what a scene. He's like, there's so much... I won't use the word there. I was like, yeah. Trip. Yeah. I was like, dude, you gotta calm down.

He ain't nothing but a hound dog. He is, actually. He's a retriever. Yeah, that's true. A lot of people think he's a lab. What? I'm like, dude, he's definitely not a retriever. Yeah, that's true. A lot of people think he's a lab. What? I'm like, dude, he's definitely not a lab. The flow on that dog. Come on. Imagine being so dumb you think that.

You know, and I hate correcting people, but I'm like... Imagine being that fucking stupid. Wow. Like, have you ever seen a lab? Couldn't be me. What are you, like, Wyatt? Why don't you get the fuck off my dog, bro? Should we play a quick round of Baymoodoter goals oh yeah bay mooter goals bmg

bmg yeah let's do it that's a big a brief guy did you guys check out the state of the union no i haven't recorded i actually intended to watch it last night but my dinner plans got kind of wild so i i had to miss the entire thing i checked in because i was curious what the state of our union was makes you think that's where you get answers is that the uh the state of the union address yeah well i won't even speak to the merits of the speech i think i think most even the critics say he's a good speech um delivered i guess well it's always weird when he's doing the state of the union because it's not like full Trump. It's like Xanax Trump.

Not accusing him of taking Xanax. He's got clipped Trump. But, you know, he's got the... I can't sound my voice. He's got his nuts clipped a little bit. Yeah. Low-T Trump is what I will call it. Yeah.

And at the end, you know, the Speaker of the House sits behind him next to the Vice President. Well, at the end, tell me, is this Bay mood or goals? She ripped his speech in half. Because, you know, they give out copies of it to everybody. She just ripped it in half. Like she didn't like it. Pay McConaughey.

She ripped it in half. It's a shit move. It's a shit move. So are you saying it's neither Bay mood nor goals? I'm saying it's a shit move. It's a shit move. So are you saying it's neither Bay mood nor goals? I'm saying it's a shit move. I don't know. Look, I'm no Trump guy. The game's not Bay mood goals or shit moves.

I know, but it's... It's Bay mood or goals, dude. Just the optics of that just looks so terrible for our country. I'm going to go on record. I'm going to say it's mood. It's mood. It's definitely not Bay. It's not goals.

Has any outlet said that she is all of us in a in a headline yet because if god i'm i'm finding it it's gotta be i don't know i feel like the sites that would use that like don't register with the google news thing if you find that send it to me. Yeah. Because, I mean, she truly is all of us in 2020. I'm going to say it's goals. Really? To be Nancy Pelosi ripping a speech behind the president?

Yeah. Okay. Just in general. That's not a political statement. I just think if it's got to be one of them, it's got to be goals. Right? You could say bay and I would listen to the argument of them, it's got to be goals, right? You could say bae and I would listen to the argument.

I think it's mood. For you to say mood is fucking stupid. It would have been, for me, in order for it to be goals, she would have had to take like a flamethrower out and just like torch these things. That would have been tight. Yeah. Or if she just wadded it up and like threw it at the back of his head. That actually would have been pretty funny.

What would he have done in that situation? Make a little paper airplane out of it and just fire it across the room. Or she just rolled it up and stuck it up her nose and just snorted a huge line of Adderall. Wow. I mean, that would have been weird for her to do, especially at the end of the speech,

but I'm just thinking of different scenarios, what she could have done with the speech. She only ripped it once, too. And I will be... She did two total r will be She did two total rips She did two total rips But on two different Pieces On two different stacks of paper

Okay One rip per stack Do you think that they pre-ripped it? They're not big boy stacks No they're certainly not I think it was pre-ripped I think they had someone go in And like do like the crease thing

They cut it Yeah they cut like a little like Like tear And there's like a little tear here, pointed to it. Pretty good rip, honestly. Is she going Vi? She's got to be going Vi. Yeah, she's doing numbies.

This one that I'm watching now on C-SPAN, which you have to think C-SPAN has the most electric Twitter account of all time. They have 4.69 million views. That's got to be more views than C-SP in like the last year combined yeah oh my god dude i just found a tweet it's from a person not a big account it just says nancy pelosi is all of us nancy pelosi is a patriot nancy pelosi is a badass nancy nancy pelosi is a mood wow oh so we have we have a decide is this person deciding Badass. Nancy Pelosi is a mood. Wow. Oh, so we have a decide.

Is this person deciding? Wow. Shout out to Chris. I'm going to RT that. You can't say is all of us and is a mood in the same tweet. Can you? No, I think you can. It's too much. Yeah, it's Bay Mooder goals.

Not all of us Bay Mooder goals, right? Maybe we should add all of us to that. No, all of us. It would be all of us. It doesn't come off the? Maybe we should add all of us to that. No, all of us. It would be all of us. It doesn't come off the tongue as easy. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to have to workshop that. I hate my least favorite headline still is when someone says, like, blah, blah, blah.

We'll destroy you. Will, I got a better one. Shut up. It's not going to destroy me. This one's doing Numbies, Will. Wait, what? Have you seen that? Like, Nancy Pelosi ripping. Oh, we'll destroy you we'll destroy you like i've never been destroyed not really unless you're announcing that like someone close to me is dying and i

haven't found out yet then i'm probably not going to get destroyed by this headline on your shitty website this one did numbers um this is all of us and we're here for it This is all of us, and we're here for it. Here for it. All of us here for it, or there's something here. There's something here. We might be taking this a little too far, but it's fun. Whatever, dude.

Says you. We get it, dude. You voted for Trump. I'm here for it. I did not vote for Trump. We get it, dude. Stop. Yeah, turns out if you type in Pelosi, all of us in the Twitter search box, a lot of people echoed those same sentiments.

Well, I'm staying on record saying that she's... Okay. That was mood. Okay. Not quite goals yet for me. I'll listen to you if you want to talk about all of us, though. Okay. That's fine.

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Hawthorne.co. Dylan. This is about the homie. Why weren't you going to tell us that your son is the dab king of Austin, Texas now? Maybe because I found out last night that he was the dab king of Austin, Texas. Where did this come from? It's actually shocking that I haven't seen a video of him dabbing before because it felt so natural when he was doing it. And now like over 150,000 people have seen your son dabbing.

It's pretty wild. So I got a text last night from Parks' mother. Shouts to Dallas, and she said, are you prepared for the greatest video ever? Whoa. And so I knew it was about my son, obviously. And then she hits me with this dab,

he dabbed for like a minute straight, and part of it is while he's drinking out of a, it's not actually alcohol, people, calm down, for the few of you who are, It's called a mocktail, look it up. For the few of you who are concerned about that. And he starts dabbing while drinking out of this mocktail glass. Wait, there's a mocktail glass? It's a wine glass, Dave.

Oh, okay. Okay. And holy shit. I don't know where he learned this. Neither does she. She didn't teach him. I tried to teach him once like a year or so ago. It wasn't Dave.

Are you sure? He didn't take to it when I tried to teach him. So I was like, all right, he's not a dabber. That's fine. Well, your methods are just outdated maybe. You don't know how to reach these kids. But somewhere along the way he learned how to dab. Maybe from kids at school.

I don't know. But he's a dabbing fool. And his form is, yeah, he can kids at school. I don't know. But he's a dabbing fool, and his form is... Yeah, he can dab, man. Dude, he kept hitting the whoa the other night. Did he? Yeah. It's like, dude, where'd you learn the whoa?

Maybe from that. I just did the whoa, which is not good radio, but I did it. Yeah. Yeah, they can hear it. Yeah. It's like when you break the sound barrier. Yeah, look, the video's doing numbers on Twitter, man. 150,000 views.

Should we post that on the CB? Sure. Post it, bitch. Whoa. Bitch, maybe I will. Do it. All right, watch. Bet.

What's your caption? Put some music behind it. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that shit. You can figure it out, Randy or somebody. 174,000 views right now. Wow, it is flying. What is going on? That's 25K. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that shit. You can figure it out. Randy or somebody. 174,000 views right now. Wow, it is flying. What is going on?

That's 25K. I don't know. It doesn't have a ton of retweets either, like 50-something. I'll just say it. This is goals. I'm here for it. I think it's a whole ass mood. It's all of us.

No, that's not what I'm doing. It's kind of wrapped into everything at once. Wow. But to hit that move. I am here for it, though. To hit the dab like that in jammies, too? Like, he's just chilling in jammies, man. Not a lot of kids are hitting the dab ambidextrous at this age.

What game is he playing, by the way? Man, call it, dude. I've never played that game. Did you have a childhood? Well. I'll be honest. I didn't even notice he was playing a game. I didn't either.

I was just watching the dab. Yeah, he won the game. That's why he was dabbing. Oh, that's cool. Of course. But I don't know the game. Never played it. Very simple game. Well, a four-year-old plays it, so I imagine it's not too complicated. Yeah, my sister and I

used to just play it. It was kind of boring. It was so simple. Will, you strike me as a cribbage guy. Never played it. Really? If I walked into a room with people playing cribbage I wouldn't even know that they were playing cribbage. Is it like a card game

or is it a game that you buy stuff for? You have to buy the thing like the cribbage board and these little plastic pins that you move. Well, Park's doesn't sleep in a crib anymore, does he?

I don't think he eats cabbage either. He sleeps in a slide bed. You've seen his bed, right? No. His bed's tight. What's a slide bed? That sounds tight. It has a slide on it. Do doodles? What a slide bed. You've seen his bed, right? No. His bed's tight. What's a slide bed? That sounds tight. It has a slide on it.

Do it, Dallas. What? The way he gets out of his bed is he slides down. What? Dude, what is he, Zach Morris? Dude, pretty much. He's like the kid. It's like a top bunk only bed, and under it is like a little, you can camp out under it.

Does he skateboard through the kitchen on his way to school, and the toast pops up from the toaster and he catches it and just goes, just ollies down the stairs. His bed's tight, man. Parts life of a movie. A slide bed? He's got a slide on it. He slides down from the top off.

Dude, I didn't have a childhood. Smart house over here. I take care of them, man. I want to have a good time in there. Is it a fire station one? It's the one I'm looking at right now on the TL?

No, it's like a camping situation. Under it, you can camp out under it. It's pretty cool, man. Can you build a fort? Yeah. And it has a little curtain, like a little tent curtain on it.

Oh, nice. He loves it, dude. It's tight. He's slept under there a few times. Maybe that's what happened with that Christmas gift I got him. So I bought him that Lamborghini bed, and he told me a couple months later,

he's like, yeah, I just took it back and got store credit. Oh, really? So that makes sense why he took it back. Oh, he knows how to do all that stuff. Well, it's impressive. I also got him a vehicle bed. It was a brand new Chevy with a lift kit, though.

What, really? And he didn't keep it? No. Somebody responded to my video that I posted, and they said, man, this is really dumb of me, but I didn't realize that the homie could already talk. Because, you know, I post pictures and stuff of him sometimes.

He's like 12 years old. He's almost five. He's been talking since he was, like, I don't know, I post pictures and stuff of him sometimes. He's like 12 years old. He's almost five. He's been talking since he was, like, I don't know, one. So, yeah, they learn how to talk pretty early on. You can form full-ass sentences and everything now. It's pretty cool. Unlike his dad. I'll be honest.

It kind of surprises me when he, like, says full sentences to me. Yeah. But I can't identify the age of kids at all. And also, to be fair, he is smaller. Like, he's small for his age. And so it surprises people when they hear him talk because they think he's younger than he actually is. I've had parents come up to me like, is that your child, the one who speaks so well?

I'm like, yeah, that's him. He's actually older than he looks. He's just a little fella. He's a little guy. Well, he's not too little to call us chicken butts. Well, you are a chicken butt. Well, I don't know if that's true. It is.

Chicken's like his favorite. He loves to. Well, I don't know if that's true. It is. Chicken's like his favorite. He loves to say chicken. I don't know why. He loves chicken. He loves chicken. Yeah, he loves chicken. He likes talking about it. I don't know, man.

He's great. I love him. I fucking love him. I love this son. I love this kid. So they're getting snow in Oklahoma. Well, their joint's all wrong up there. Yeah, wrong yeah well thank you dylan here's what they do do correctly uh here's a guy pushing a miata in the snow top down looks like he spun out just top down in like six inches of snow oh rt this at

d carter rough on twitter wow i've known in uh dallas too i think uh west of dallas west of fullworth the freezing line the precip i don't know if it's going to freeze in dallas but it might get a little bit i have a question for uh for all of you as you are all uh older than i am i got an email okay oh yeah i had an email last night from my apartment complex that said, freeze warning. Please set your – Freeze. Is that a Chris Brown thing? Please set your sink to drip.

How do you set a sink to drip? Dude, I keep my sink on drip. You just barely turn it on. I tried that, and it's like either pour or not. I'm sorry. You're doing something wrong. Your apartment is like – Whoever sent out that email is maybe jumping the gun a little bit. Yeah, it got down to like 38. poor or not. I'm sorry. You're doing something wrong. Your apartment is like whoever's sending out

that email is maybe jumping the gun a little bit. Yeah, it got down to like 38. Yeah, it's not like a hard free. Yeah, like this town does not know how to act.

No, dude. It's wild. I've lived in the northeast where it consistently stays below 32 for weeks upon weeks at a time. I've never

put my sink to drip. To be fair though, those houses I think are better equipped for a cold weather than a house in austin would be what about a gigantic apartment complex yeah probably not necessarily like the apartment complex would generate enough uh heat you know you'd think just from all the people you know generating heat doing whatever yeah you'll see people covering plants outside and putting their foxes to dry. Yeah, did you spray down your orange tree?

No, but I do have two gigantic palm trees outside my room. Did you spray down your iguanas? There weren't any. I took a look. By the way, my Roomba has tried to commit suicide multiple times in the last two weeks. Just let it. It wants to be out of its misery. I feel bad, man.

Like, what am I doing wrong? Probably a lot. You're really letting it down. He's literally going out my back door and trying to jump off the ledge. He's probably got a lot of hair, like, stuck in his little bristles and shit. Probably. I checked, though. It's not that bad.

He was supposed to end it all, man. It's too bad. He's done a good job. Wow. So, yeah, the homie can dab quite well. Yeah, I mean, I was very impressed. Dude, he did the rapid dab, man. It went on for quite a long time.

Yeah. You got to think if you bring him to a game and he gets on the Jumbotron, he's going to be a star. Hopefully he doesn't choke in the moment. What a cute little kid, too. He's so handsome. God, look at that guy. Dude, what's his room going to look like in the new place?

Man, you don't even want to know. No, I'm going to set him up, dog. It's going to be be tight i feel like every time you talk about the homie he's just like getting awesome shit he told me he wants to sleep in a hammock now i told him i could i told him i had a guy the homie he's gonna have a bigger bedroom now he's gonna have like a whole side to the house to himself he's gonna go fucking ham in there it's gonna be awesome he's got a wing girls in late night and stuff i have a wing but like wing, but it's a four-bedroom, and I'm on one side and he'll be on the other. Y'all going to put a pickleball court in there?

Yeah. Sick. Does it have a pool or anything? No. You don't have a pool? There's a neighborhood pool that's like 200 yards away. Is there a diving board? I don't believe so.

I don't know. Are diving boards canceled? Yeah, they're the liability. They've been outlawed. A lot of places are getting rid of them. Diving boards and trampolines were my favorite things growing up to do outside. A lot of injuries on diving boards. I get the trampolines.

Trampolines are death traps. Diving boards are like... I feel like... They're fun. The one at Barton Springs could not be springier. It puts the spring in springs. That one's straight dangerous, though. Because you get bouncing high on it before you come down and launch, and it's wet. People slip all the time on that thing, man.

It's dangerous. Watch a Greg Lugana's video one time. Be careful out there. Oh, yeah. American hero. Cracked his head. I'm thinking about getting into diving. No, you're not.

I don't know if he... He probably won a gold at some point, right? You can't even look anything like that up. I don't think his dive where he hit his head got the gold, but... I'm trying to look it up. There's nothing here. Should we go to that diving contest where the people, like, they, like, dead fish dive?

Have you seen that video? Those are funny. Oh, my God. I posted that from circling back at one point. It's the best. That shit hurts. He did. He? Those are funny. Oh, my God. I posted that from circling back at one point. It's the best. That shit hurts. He did. He won 84 and 88.

He did numbies. Hell, yeah. Dude, he's won a lot. Yeah, he's a very well-decorated diver. Is that because he's dead? Shouts out to all our diving listeners. He's not dead. No, he's alive.

I thought you were making a flamboyant joke about being well-decorated. No. No. I do want to see his can opener, though. That's the real signature of a good diver. That's how you know if someone's a real one or not. Yep. If he doesn't have a good...

He was ABC's Wide World of Sports Athlete of the Year in 1988. Wow. I think there's a lot of good candidates, too. 88, yeah. Was that the NFL strike year or whatever? 94, was that right? He's a good-looking dude. That was before that.

That was baseball. He's a good-looking dude. Was that when Carl Lewis was doing his thing, 88? It was like early 90s, I guess. We should bring 88 back. Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Michael Irvin? Playmaker?

Drew Pearson? Des Bryant? A lot of 88s out there. But Drew Pearson, the original 88. Should be in the Hall of Fame. Yeah, Carl Lewis was stacking golds at that time as well. You've got to think they were just like dapping each other up on the reel.

Dapping each other up on the reel. If you compare his times in the 100 meter to modern day, he would have finished like 6th or 7th. It's crazy. And honestly, I'm surprised that he would be that close. I just came up with that off the top of my head. It might even be worse. If you told me that he wouldn't even qualify for the Olympics in this day and age, it wouldn't surprise me at all.

The 88 Olympics were in Seoul, South Korea. I feel like South Korea has had like four out of the last 10 Olympics. Between winter and summer. It did the summer in Seoul. Interesting. Summer in Seoul, and they also did Pyeongchang a couple years ago. Yeah. Dude, I'm a winter guy now.

Sean White, watch the snowboard halfpipe stuff, and then the ski thing that I said I was going to do where they just lean forward and just float in the air for 48 seconds. Those are my favorites. You were going to get into biathlon. That too. We did spend one night watching biathlon in Bragg. Oh, yeah.

Drew told us about his favorite Italian biathlete. He won that, by the way. I went to bed early. I did, too. I have no clue. It's hard to say. I mean, those things are like three hours long. A lot longer.

I could have used maybe like a 12-minute version. Yeah, is there a sprint version of that? Yeah. Yes. Oh, there is? Okay, sign me up for that one. But like the 20-kilometer one, we probably would be way tighter if instead of shooting like 22s, they like had RPGs.

Is it too late to qualify for the Summer Olympics? Yeah yeah you gotta well well there's trials at your event dog i i forget what we decided for me power walk you were the photographer um i just i want to be like i know that they have a machine that like does the uh camera view while they sprint like i know that's just like on a track but i would like to be on that track okay I'm just booger on that track just like fucking going you'd be good at that man taking portrait full portrait should we do this weekend of fun

I'd love that yeah I'm ready I will start as I usually do Friday uh me and actually I don't have the homie what am I talking about I'm free Friday. Do you know or not? I have nothing going on Friday.

Look out, Austin. You're about to get painted red. Well, it's sober February, so you're not having any booze drinks. You're right. I might not be drinking at all. What's your problem? I don't know. But Saturday.

It's for the boys. It is for the boys. That's why the homie and I, we're going to link and go out to the ranch, see the family. I haven't been out there since Christmas. And I've got to go see my mom, see how she's doing. Sister and brother-in-law are going out there, too. It should be a good time. I feel like whenever you go out, you always feast, too.

Like a spread gets happening. Yeah. My stepdad, Blake, he's a hell of a and he likes he likes to show off a little bit and he just puts on just feast for us it's it's honestly it's a lot yeah man yeah just makes me want to work out when i get back because you know just heavy eating the whole time you don't like shoot anything i don't know hard to say maybe okay what time should I get there? Whatever you want, man. Cool.

Just let me know. Should we like Bumrush Klein's ranch this weekend? We could. Is he going to be there? Probably. I think his dad will be there. Let's just squat on his ranch. I'll be tight.

Honestly, I can't think of a worse ranch to Bumrush, given his extended family that hunts there. Yeah. They look like they wouldn't take too kindly. We wouldn't do great. No. Diddy boys like us? Yeah.

They shit-talked us when we were collecting wood for the fire. They were like, okay, look at these guys. Brett's over here in his designer boots. Yeah. I wasn't prepared. I had corduroys on. You did have corduroys on. That's why I didn't go, because I was like, no, I'm just going to get shaved.

Yeah, it's fun. Who's next? Dude, I got nothing. I'm pretty wide open. I might take Randy to a group class. Really? Yeah, just other, it's part of the place we take him. He passed all his tests, and now he's open to group classes, and he can just go and hang out. Really? Yeah, just other – it's part of the place we take him.

Like, he passed all his tests, and now he's open to group classes, and he can just go and hang out. So, might do that. Nothing major, though. Weather looks good. We can get through today. I like today. Tomorrow's the day. You're going to have cold temps but with sun, and you know what that means, Will.

It's going to warm your car up. And when you're running through the parking lot freezing your ass off and you get in that warm car, it's going to be great. Is there like a Norwegian word for that moment? There has to be. There has to be. Like your warm car but cold outside. Norwegian word for when your car is warm but it's cold outside.

Hit it. Gabagool? No, there isn't one all-encompassing word, which is weird. Seems like that was a natural thing. What if it's penne? We'll talk about that tomorrow. Yeah, that's Patreon only.

Yeah. I don't really have anything this weekend. It's kind of way too open of a weekend if you're asking me. EPL's on a winter break. My mornings are just free as fuck. I don't know. Maybe we'll get a park trip off with Rosie. She's just been fiending to play some fetch lately.

I don't know. I don't know. I got nothing. It's unfortunate. I don't know. I don't know. I got nothing. It's unfortunate. I got nothing too. I mean, three of my next six weekends are going to be in Houston, Texas. So, man. This is sort of like a recharge weekend

I think. Let's get the batteries going. Yeah, I don't know. There's no football. There's no football like what are we supposed to do with ourselves when's xfl start saturday oh well well well i'm out on that i feel like i'm gonna eventually i'm just gonna accidentally get in on it and that's not what i'm in i'm gonna tune in for week one i'll give them week one who Who's our team? Do we need to choose teams? I'm going hometown.

Dallas Renegades. There's a Houston team, the Roughnecks. There's a Seattle team, Will. Yeah, and they're the Dragons. I think right now, you gotta think I'm a Seattle Dragons guy. Shouts out to everyone in Seattle. Does Vancouver have a team? Brett? Well, they'll probably whatever whatever

they share one that makes sense i like the dragons logo more than i like the san francisco demons logo you know you're you know your boys riding with the seattle dragons um the houston roughnecks huh are Are you a Las Vegas Outlaws guy? I like that. Did they name it after you? Dude, how's that local looking? It's got to be tight. The Roughnecks?

No, the Outlaws. They all, from what I've seen. The Dallas Renegades one is better than the Outlaws. What's the difference between a Renegade and an Outlaw? Hard to say. Stick to saying one of them. And then... All right.

I don't know who sings the outlaw, but... Okay. I know. I see what you're doing. You know what would be a terrible team name? Is the in-laws. Yeah. Ha.

Yeah. The San Antonio in-laws? It like oh yeah okay cool yeah i guess go hang out go watch them the new york guardians is not great that's terrible that's dude it's all video game like teams you created names and i don't like when they do the new york new jersey shit being called the hitman is dope there's a hitman hitman that was the old that was the old one yeah that so this might this might be mixing the list that i'm looking at i think is mixing The Hitmen is dope. There's a Hitmen? The Hitmen. Holy shit. That was the old one. Yeah. So this might be mixing.

The list that I'm looking at, I think, is mixing things. Sicario. That used to be Donald Trump's team. Yeah, you're right. You're right. After I said Hitmen out loud, I was like, hold on. How could you have a team The Hitmen? Like, literally. It was 2001, dude.

It was 2001. No one cared. I don't like it when they combine the New York, New Jersey. Like, make a choice. Even the New England Patriots. Just be fucking Boston or something. Yeah, man. Regents.

They hit men. Contract killers. Yeah. Murder for hire. Jeez, oh, Pete. Is it time to call it? I mean, are we going to have a team like the drunk drivers? Yeah.

All the shitties. You can't do that. I do have some breaking news if you want. They already have. Oh, yeah. What's up? If you want some. I don't have to.

I mean, if it's going to deliver, then yeah. If it's going to stink, then we don't need it. Just give us the news. Sorry. What is it? I want to hear your breaking news. Out with it. Do you want to go, Dylan?

This one's for you. Late 90s childhoods. Okay. Cheating. Or podcast network acquisitions. Podcast network acquisitions. Did we get bought during this podcast? We did not, but The Ringer did. By Spotify. For an undisclosed amount.

Now Bill Simmons said The Ringer's gonna stay The Ringer. Yeah, buy your own fucking media company. Yeah. It's not bad. Yeah. And he said they're gonna keep all the editorial the same, everything's going to be the same, but they did not disclose the sale price. Or that before, by the way.

They're not even certain if he's going to stick around, right? I think they just locked him up. Do you think the non-disclosure of the price has something to do with Barstool's big number and them not comparing to it? I'm not going to say it. You said it, but yeah. Maybe he doesn't discuss his finances publicly.

Which you have to respect. But he said the thing about billionaires. Yeah, but you're not talking about any kind of stadiums. Okay. Hey, are they going to buy us, Brent? When we sell? Yeah, probably. When we finally sell, we're not going to release it,

but you'll know because I'm going to show up like Connor at a press conference. With big boy stacks? Big boy stacks. I'm going to pull up in the Tesla truck. Yeah, you're going to be like, why does Will have a grill right now? I'm just going to drive it into the office building. Just through the door like the Kool-Aid man. Wow.

You're doing that to the watch. I will say this. If we get bought and we're still in the current office, we are putting in a drawbridge that goes directly into our office over the boat. And I'm filling in that mo into our office over the moat. And I'm filling in that moat. That's the moat. Yeah, with money.

With saltwater crocs. With coins. And coins. We're getting to the saltwater. And iguanas. Going to bring it in from the Gulf of Mexico. Ah, okay. Hey, Will. How big is the Ringer Podcast Network?

That's a good question. I think they, I don't know if they're top 10 downloads-wise from a network perspective. I mean, from the things I've seen, I don't think they are. How many different pods do they have? They have 30. 30? 30-something. Compared to Barstool at...

Barstool apparently has 34. Last time I checked. Similarly, so 30 is sort of this number where ESPN has like 66, 66 i think but 30 of them are full-time and not just seasonal i would love to see the actual numbers behind like their lowest pod yeah the ringer me too because they're not great no it's got to be really bad they're not great i'll put it this way circling back would not be in the bottom half of those podcasts.

No, not at all. Guaranteed. I like their Game of Thrones coverage was good. I always went to them after episodes. I think Bill Simmons is kind of a fucking loser. I mean, it sounds like he's doing pretty well. I'm a big fan of Juliette Lipman. Is she the binge mode person?

I don't listen to binge mode. Oh. The only one I listen to from them is the Rewatchables. That's the one. And I only listen to the episodes that Bill Simmons is not on unless Bill Simmons is covering a movie that I love. Okay. Hey, Dylan.

He's a snack guy. Hey, man. Do you know what Dunkaroos are? Yeah. Have you had them before? When I was a child, yes. Theyack guy. Hey, man. Do you know what Dunkaroos are? Yeah. Have you had them before? When I was a child, yes. They're lots of fun for me and yous. They're back.

Oh, really? In 2020, Dunkaroos are making a comeback. Don't really care? They were a top-tier snack. I'm going to start feeding them to the homie. A lot of people apparently do care. Kim Kardashian West, of all people, was very excited. There was a kid

in my fourth grade class that you could pay like a quarter to and he would sing the Dunkaroos song. Was it you? Nope. It was Chris

and I won't say his last name. How'd he do? The Dunkaroos, the Dunkaroos are lots of fun for me and you. There's more to us. I don't remember.

It's not a good song. It's a jingle. You would say that because you've never heard it. Dunkaroos are really fucking good. Let's not bury the lead here. They're too sweet for song. It's a jingle. Dylan, you would say that because you've never heard it. Doggers are really fucking good. Let's not bury the lead here. They're too sweet for me. Yeah, I mean,

I'm not going to eat them before a workout, but they go hard. Dylan? What? You're standing up? I'm standing up, yeah. You're just stretching the old legs?

What's the final piece of news, Brett? Pete Rose has asked the MLB for reinstatement, citing no punishment for Astros players for electronic sign stealing. Got a point. What's worse? What's worse? Dude, fuck the Astros.

We got a big Houston audience. He does have a decent point. Got to be careful. I don't disagree with you. Their fans aren't to blame. It's the organization. No, you're right. I've been to Astros games.

I had an absolute blast. They've got a good little park there. I love it. I love it. It could be argued that the Astros cheating had a much more direct effect on the outcome of the game than what Pete Rose did. Pete Rose betting on his own team to win. Yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah, he's got a point. I want a guy on my team that's betting against his team to win. Yeah. If you believe that that's all he did. I want a guy on my team that's betting against a team to win. Yeah. If you believe that that's all he did. It's what he did, David. Come on. He's kind of a piece. He's not kind of a piece.

He's a total piece. I mean, yeah, he's got. He's the John Daly of the MLB. He's got 4,000 hits. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's the guy. And honestly, all-time sports name, Pete Rose. Yeah.

That's just a great name. Yeah. Charlie Hustle? Come on. Justin Rose guy, then? Very very different i'm a big justin rose guy everyone knows that oh you would i could yeah yeah hello hello he's got a pinhead too hello yeah he's probably the he's probably the one british golfer i actually like besides he and fleawood with sports gambling being legal in the west like five, probably all over, you've got to think Pete Rose is finally going to be a Hall of Famer.

I want him to be. You'll get there. I saw a fucking stupid-ass headline about how they're not certain that Megatron's going to be a first-ballot Hall of Famer. What? This was from the Detroit Free Press, too. I was like, child, please. They can suck it, dude. They need views. Yeah. Next year's a stat

class. Peyton, Calvin, Jared Allen. Who gets in first? Charles Woodson. Or who has more deserving, Andre Johnson or Megatron? It's got to be Megatron. I'm just giving you more rope for the Houston people. My Lions fanhood says that, but honestly I kind of put them on the same plane.

I would say, I haven't looked at the numbies, but I would say Calvin's got a better career. Also played probably with better quarterbacks. Maybe that's not true, though. I mean, he didn't have David Carr out there farting the ball to him. I mean, he had. David Carr was sacked 72 times his rookie year. That's a lot. I mean, he did have Dan Orlov was sacked. He was sacked 72 times his rookie year. That's a lot. He did have Dan Orlovsky thrown to him for an entire fucking season.

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