Circling Back - Daejon Love, the Grift Gawd | Circling Back 8-31-26

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

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Maddo Maddo Ranchos Monday morning Circling Back podcast I'm sending texts I'm doing podcasts I'm doing everything I sent a bad joke

to a group and I said Gotta go recording Okay It's very dumb My name is Dave Welcome to everybody

To everybody who found us Through The New Haven Heights Welcome It's a newspaper. Okay. Randall Trebacke recording. I'm ready to

podcast this week. I've got to give a special shout out. I don't know if I'm going to say a name, but did my first cameo on Friday. Ooh. Thank you. It was fun. I enjoyed it.

So if you want more cameos, hit me up. But I did do one. That was fun. You're going to promote it every episode? No, no, no. It's not Pizza Hut. It's not original pan pizza.

It doesn't deserve to be. Oh, I had a lot last night. We had a free night. Like, we all, like, family was like, let's order pizza. I was like, let's just get pine house. Don't fucking care. Should I save it? It's not that exciting.

It's just pepperoni. Don't. I need a tea is your order. Pepperone. Green pepper. Uh-huh. Black olive. That's fine.

I thought we were, I thought we had an agreement that we were going to do sausage, but we didn't do sausage. What, Michael. That's okay. That's okay. Dylan shivery. I was talking to, first of all, happy to be here. having me guys um talking to one of parks's friends dads over the weekend and uh he found the pod

there's got to be a different name i know that like i know what what's the best way to say because like when i'm telling it come in here and i'm telling all the story i'm like one of rog's buddies dads it's like too many syllables i know borderline too many syllables anyway uh he found the pod gave a give us a a couple listens. And, man, I just, I hate it when people bring that information to me. I'd rather just keep it to themselves. Because they're going to find out how stupid you are. Because it's like, I just, I play back all the conversations we have.

And I'm like, which one did he listen to and how stupid was it? And did Randy say the C word? And there's these things run through my head. What C word would that be? And anyway, thank you for listening. If he's listening now, thank you. But yeah, that happened. Thank you, Parks's friend's dad.

it's got to be like a name for that kind of relationship i know mediterranean what are you talking about what's sea word did you say mediterranean you think mediterranean starts with a sea it is a sea fucking dumb ass yeah now they know that you don't know that okay how did he how did he let you know is it hey man checked up he said that his wife uh found a post of ours uh sent it to him and he's like oh what's this all about and then he found the podcast i don't know which clip it was he didn't say Probably something really informative and smart. Hopefully it wasn't the one we're wearing newsboys cast talking about an orangutan from the glory hole. Yes, I hope that's not the one.

Real piece of shit. Yeah. You know, it is what it is. It found him. So that's good. It's finding people. Are you scared to grow? I'm not scared to grow.

I'm scared about which people find it. I think my next door neighbor, shout out to him. pretty sure he he is consumed only through reels because he has approached me and brought up said reels and like come he'll go i'm not this happened about two weeks ago we don't get out much during the summer nobody i haven't there's neighbors that we haven't seen and i was outside roads wanted to go out and throw the football with one of his buddies i was sitting on the curb and he walked over he's like next time you pulled dave let me know man i'll come over yeah uh when maybe he's on the subreddit dude

Yeah. Could be. When Megan was working in, in Hawaii, she said one of her coworkers, like, found out that I did a podcast. I'm like, oh, I'm going to listen. I like podcasts and told her that he started listening out. If you're still the guy in Hawaii at the hospital listening, shouts to you, I didn't want to bring that to the podcast. I don't think that you guys would have been mature about that. What do you think we would have done with that information?

I don't know. Start talking spit. And he'd be like, yeah, I was listening to the podcast. Those guys really have stuff to say about your boy. friend. Oh, yeah. We probably would have handled that poorly. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're still listening, thanks for listening. Man. It is what it is, Dave. Dude, freaking college football, dude. Freaking college football. It's freaking here, dude. It is here. Don't you have to wait. Dude, I watch games on Saturday. If it was up to me, this rundown would just say college football.

Yeah. I mean, we got all the week to talk about it. We did have some games on Saturday. that were, some were fun, some weren't. TCU, UNC was just an absolute... TCU's in trouble right now. Just a slop fest. So here's my biggest issue. This was an unintentional ball segment. We'll do it now.

I can't enjoy those games that are in Europe. I figured out why I have such a problem when we do that. I get secondhand, I don't know if it's embarrassment, but I can't help but think if I was some dude from Dublin And I'm familiar with football, but I've never, never really watched it. I'm going to go check out my first game. I get secondhand embarrassment knowing that they are watching just this, the slowest, shittiest. The last five minutes of the first half took like 48 minutes.

Yeah. Just flags, timeouts, commercials. Yeah. I was just like, dude, this is so bad. And not to mention, like, the game was boned. The game. It stunk. Yeah. And I get, I get this weird feeling like, man, I can't believe.

believe like people, I wonder what they're thinking. I'm always wondering, what's the first time football fan over there? Like, you know, bought like a horn frog's hat or something. And they're like, yeah, let's go. And they watch like, oh, this isn't good. Heard all that hype about that Harvard kid. Didn't look great. The pageantry is what it's missing when it's, when it's over there.

For sure, you know? Like, a home game, it's, I mean, it's, you got the tailgating and you got the band and it's, it's everything. Anything else? Student section is absolutely popping. And that's like, what do we, I don't know. Yeah. So you're saying it needs more coeds.

It's not what I'm saying. The pageantry was a glaring omission Saturday morning as it was in Ireland. Love Ireland, nothing against them. It's just so, you know, when it's on campus, it's just a different. It's just different. Where was it? Where was the game played? Dublin, Ireland.

Okay. Do you think I said it weird? First time it was a little weird. I thought you were doing it Dave. Oh, Ireland? Yeah. That I over-enunciate the three syllables. I was like, it had me questioning how I pronounce it.

You ever have one of those? We hear it and you're like, wait a-of-Ireland. It's just like you go around Dublin and you go to the tailgate, even if they had them, but you know they're not going to have peppers and hummus and like, what's the point then, right, Dylan? It's true. What if they had a blackjack table? Oh, yeah, that's good. And then in the case of if there's a good doubling down situation, like if I had all sitting on 10 or 11 and the dealer was showing five or six,

I'm Dublin. Yeah, but how would you say it while you were... I must be Irish because I'm Dublin and then I would push the chips out there. Hold on. I'm actually doing something. But they would clearly know that your accent was American. So what would you say while you were there? I think they would...

I think since they're not dumb asses, they would know that I was joking. Here's me. I'm the guy next to you when you do that joke. Okay. It's just something in his hand. Oh, he has a grenade. You have a grenade?

He just pulled a grenade out and he just put it in his mouth. And now... I just blew my head off with a grenade. That just seems so excessive. Like, I've heard a lot of bad jokes in my life. It didn't make me immediately suicidal. It was just... You know what I mean?

Dylan, you've never sat next to yourself at a blackjack table. Hey, what's up? What's up with USC? I swear, it was like 15% filled the stance. It was crazy. It's just not a... It's not a game day atmosphere. If I'm looking for a West Coast team, Dylan,

I'm rocking with Stanford. They had the number one recruiting class. in the nation. USC did. It's a major brand. They're not competing with a lot of other sports right now. Why can't they get people

to show up for their opening game? I saw the Twitter back and forth on this, and then I saw somebody posting about, like, during the Reggie Bush, Matt Linerd era, like the Pete Carroll era. You were the same?

No. Oh. He was fucking full. So anybody being like, this is just kind of how it is. It's like, no. I don't get it. I don't either.

It's USC. I don't know. But you check out our boy Davis. I did see Davis, man. I'm happy for him. That's a good fit for him. Check out. Check out Stanford.

I love it. I was a little worried. I was like, oh, he's going to get all smart on us. Their stands were even worse, by the way. Okay, you don't have to do that. But now that they know that they got an absolute dog at quarterback,

maybe we'll start showing up to games. Don't make me show up to a game. Don't make me go out to Palo Alto. Don't make me come out there with field access. Oh, no. Or it paid for. Oh, no, I don't have us out there. Don't make me come out there on a comp flight.

I am happy for him, man. Good kid. Good kid. People forget he beat Ohio State. He did beat Ohio State. Yeah. Something that Texas can't do yet. Shout to him.

That's a good, dude. Former guest. Absolutely. Too much dip, right? Yeah. He was on too much dip. That's right. Dylan, did you see Bufords?

I didn't see Bufords. Oh, we got to talk about that. I'll see if I can find it, yeah. Buford's uh you might have to boycott I know you're you I'm just telling you what happened you'll see okay um Patreon we drop two Patreon episodes

per week that's a subscription base it's the best way to support the show we do drop an episode tomorrow which will be oh it'll be cold call because it's the first yeah it's the first it's a gold cold call and then Friday we drop listener voicemails

That's every Friday. You can call and leave us a voicemail 877-352-4-6-7-7. But yeah, tomorrow will be cold calls. That's where I'll put up a form. You can drop your phone number in there, a little info about what you want to talk about, and we may give you a call between 2 and 3 Central, typically. We just riff with you.

We've had some really great ones the last few times. So check it out. Cold call. Go subscribe. Go watch this show. The best place to watch it, you've two options to watch it. And it is a visual show.

People forget that. YouTube.com slash circling back or you can watch it live there or you can watch it after the fact there. You can watch it on Spotify as well. Go check it out on Spotify. I'm a Spotify guy. People know that. Same.

So go check that out. Last week we did coach and teacher week. That's up on Patreon. Go check. All our old stuff. If you're bored, if you got a big flight coming up and let's say you're like, just like, I want to listen to their old stuff on Patreon. You can go.

The archive is there. You can go listen to shows that are like seven years old. Check it out. All right, Rand, did you find it? Yes, I did. Dylan, what do you think about this? Let me switch over to there. Switch over from Dejohn Love.

I have to download it. What do you think about this, Dylan? Why are they doing that? If you're not watching at home, Beauforts on West Six has been a big bucky. You're trying to get the whole Ohio state band base. And it is like a pretty permanent, you know, structure.

Are they looking ahead? Do they kind of overlooking that? this weekend. I wonder why they're doing that. Yeah, where's the Texas State? Yeah. Is it, you know, although there are official like school bars around. It's not like an official of house state bar is it. I don't know. Dirty Bills, of course, is, uh, is reping UT. Don't, don't you worry. I'm going to be honest with you. I love dirty bills. I don't know if I would ever go there to watch a game, but I do love dirty bills. Of course, Bufers was the site of that really unfortunate shooting. Yeah, that's when I was Googling Buford. It was popping up a lot of

that. So just to get people over. reference point, you know. Did anybody die in that besides the shooter? Yeah. Yeah, I think two people did. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. But there's like week one. Well, I won't be going to Beauforts. They're a good place to watch a game. I mean, they got

a big screen, but, because they play Bears. Buford is a good place to watch. I mean, the game's almost two weeks away. They think it's going to be up for a while, huh? Yeah, I guess, um, they're just kind of like, yeah, we'll just, we won't you know Texas State whatever dude just have fun dude they're looking right past them

that's fine I hear some guys in the locker room chatting about it today it is interesting to see the bars here in Austin since it is such a college town but a major city how many bars put up the other sports team stuff like I remember when West Virginia came in

like I saw a bunch of West Virginia flags I've seen like LSU flags Oh that's your school AI Pat you think it's just some big dick donor that's like I'm gonna pay them to put this up and make this the official, like, watching bar? If you're looking to get more... AI, Pat, I'll answer that.

If you're looking to get more people into your bar for a college game day, it might be a good idea to put up a school visiting flag. I mean, if I'm in Austin-based Ohio State grad and I'm 28 years old, yeah, I'd go there. I might go there looking for some fights. Yeah. Okay. I mean, this is definitely for the people coming in

and like, oh, there's Ohio State. Let's just go there. They're just trying to track people in two weeks. So it's wild that they put it up right now. But whatever, dude. Maybe they're people that are ripping down flock cameras. I'll go rip down that. Do we have flock cameras here?

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, I haven't seen one yet. You can, you can, there's a website. You can go search where all the flock cameras are. Brett wants to get flocked. That's such a bad take from him. He's, why is he actively looking to get flogged? He is big, steal my data guy.

He's like, sell my data, do whatever. I don't care. I'm like, I don't know. Okay, sure. Yeah, that's a bad way to live. Yeah, well, that's Brett for you. Let's bring them in here and chastise them. Yeah.

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One-time use code. Load that card up. Dylan. Oh, thank you, Dave. Jesse and I stepped out For dinner on Friday, we did do ECHO in Mexico. And it brought me great joy when I realized at the table right behind us. We sat at the bar as we usually do when it's just the two of us.

A couple people who heard about ECHO from us. You know them. They work out at Lifetime. We met them originally in New Orleans at Michael's Bachelor Party. And there's some real ones for supporting the people, the fine people at ECHO and Mexico. They said it was great, by the way. They did get something with moly, as I recommended. So shouts to them for supporting those people.

Were any hugs given out? No hugs. Handshakes. Handshakes, no hugs. So you're not on dapp? You're not dapping up. You're just traditional handshake. No, but they know Chelsea's pregnant.

So we walk in there and they know that I like a frozen margarita. And they know they say, you want to dig her? She goes, yeah, they did I go. And they gave me a shot of some fantastic Muscal after they brought the check on the house. They've been doing that for me lately, which I love. So shouts to them. Saturday, man, watched a lot of ball.

I'm not going to lie. I was very excited to watch football. I watched a little bit of every game. I watched all of the first game and a little bit of the ones after that. There's a lot of fun, man. The UNLV game was fun. Shout out Jackson Arnold for finding something there. They got the L, but they played a pretty strong Memphis team, I think.

UNLV was on a lot of people's playoff watch. Is that right? Yeah, getting in the... Dan Mullen. Yeah. Dan Mullen is the head coach. Me too. Their roster is pretty good.

It's not deep, but they've got some dudes. Jackson Arnold, of course. They've got some dudes. On school number three. Yesterday? I don't blame him for him. the Auburn stuff, though. Auburn was just a mess. How did Auburn have that receiver room at one point? I'm happy for, I hope the Jackson Arnold has a fantastic season. I truly did. I look good when I

watched the first half, which like you did, then I went to bed, but he looked, he did look good. Still got the goatee rocking? I don't know about that, but yeah. Sunday dropped Parks off out of buddies. He went swimming, and then Chelsea said, I got a surprise for you. We got an appointment at 2.30. We went to a reflexologist. It was basically like a hand and foot massage place. Okay. It was fucking excellent. It was an hour long.

It was like a massage, but they, they skip like knees to chest. Like clothes stay on, you know? Like they do like your, they hit your shoulders. They get your arms and your hands. And then they spend a lot of time on my feet. And my feet massage, have them massage. was that's my favorite foot guy i love a foot rub i do uh had a man was fine did big strong hands do you sneak any picks i'm sorry did he sneak any picks of my feet yes i don't think i don't

wait was this a couple's thing was she sitting next to you chelsea got one too yeah was she uh did she have a woman she had a woman yeah hell yeah could have him a switch i guess but no it didn't bother me that was my first man massage gosh okay but again i didn't get naked like you do for a tradition yeah what do you wear i just took my my socks and shoes off i went we went from the gym and they they soak your feet they clean them and everything so it's not a big deal but yeah okay did you feel like um i don't know it's reflexologist you said right yeah it's it's like a stress reliever like they hit your pressure points and stuff one of those and they did and they like oh you got some tense feet no he wasn't very talkative oh yeah

a bit of a language barrier as well what do you mean uh it was it was an asian place and he was uh i don't think he spoke much english which was i didn't care i didn't really want to talk to him okay why didn't you want to talk to him was he not a chill dude uh because when i'm when i'm getting a massage i don't like to have be engaged in conversation it was awesome usually the one time i got a pedicure they were just i think they were just talking shit about my feet and like korean i was Like, yeah, my feet are fucked up. They look really bad. My right foot is disgust.

It's not, it's just my, I've got a nail. I don't have a pinky nail. No, they're not, like, well, yeah, I, you know what? I do. They're, I've got nails missing. I just, I go too hard. You're missing nails? Yeah.

My pinky nails is just gone. I don't know what happened. It just fell off. And it hasn't come back? No. So when you, when you, when you cut your nails, you just get to skip a couple because there's nothing there. Yeah.

That's crazy. I'd show you, but I don't want all these sick perverts who tuned in your feet to see my. Will you show me after? I kind of want to see this. There's probably a kink there with a fucked up feet. Calm, you're a little too eager to see my foot. Yeah. I want to see you. I want to see you're jacked of shit. Yeah, jacked up, huh? Mm-hmm. Okay. More like rock. That's it. That's my weekend. I'm not trying to fill your, uh, your bank here, buddy. Yeah. It's not going to the bank. I promise you. You're not seeing my feet either. I don't want to see yours. I can see you just dead. You have cross-country feet.

No, track feet. Track, whatever. You hadn't run track in 20 years. he's fine. 20 years? How old do you think I am? I don't know. The hand massage is good. I've had the hand massage. Oh, it's great, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. The feet, though, that's where they finish with a hot rock. They rub the hot rock on your, you know, the bottom of your foot. Yeah. So nice. I said, yeah, like I knew, I don't know, with a hot rock? Yeah.

They take a hot rock and they rub it like up and down your foot and on the calf, and it felt great. Really? Do you suffer from plent or fash? I do. Did it help? Um, well, since I, I have the UFOs in my life now, that it, the planter fash is in check. So. Okay.

That sounds like a delightful weekend. It was. Hello, Randy. Hi, Dave. You want to hear about my weekend? Yeah, man. Uh, Friday. Finished the shelf.

Okay. Once again, so that was good. Uh, I got that cross out off. Got some Thai food to go. Where from? Uh, saps. Ah. Westgate.

Yeah. I think I like love Thai better, but it was good. Saps is, it's a lot of people, old Austin people really like it. I think there's better options, especially on Lamar. Lamar's flush with Thai food. There's a lot of Thai food in Austin. Never really had Thai food until I moved to Austin. Now I'm a Thai food guy.

There, there's tons. He's got some of that. Went to bed early because I had a big day of watching college football the next day. I watched every game twice. I recorded it and watched it again. That's a lot. Dude, like, I wanted to watch every second of every single game, dude. I couldn't wait.

Randy's trying to know ball better so he can fit in. I had to tell, I had to tell Brett that 100 yards was a football field. I don't know if you guys heard that out there. No, it surprises me. Brett typically knows things like that. Yeah, I had a mansplain it to him, but it is what it is. No, I didn't watch any college football at all. Instead, went to Hamilton Pool, Swimming Hole here in Austin,

Saturday morning. So like they do the play, where do they do it? Is there like a stage that floats? Uh-huh. You're not going to miss your shot with that one, Dave. Wait for it, wait for it. I know a lot of these songs. Megan's a big musical girl, so we listen to Hamilton quite often.

I know you do. Mm-hmm. No, it's a swimming hole. You have to pay for a reservation, and let me tell you, kind of stunk. Really? Really. They're having problems with rocks,

falling off this like little like grotto i guess area so they had like only a quarter of it like roped out off so that you can go into it like the majority of it was closed so i was like oh that kind that was kind of cool but they're building a wall through it no i don't think so they had geologists coming to see why things were falling we're like i think it's just erosion the uh the mousseous dillan's mousseau stole all the rocks to heat them up for yeah fucking dank ass feet that's that's on you i complimented them it's fine you thought i was going to say stink but i said dang Oh, thanks, dude. So, I mean, maybe if they open up the rest of it, it would be nice again.

But it was kind of cool, just going to a little swim hole. Very clear. What's the temp? It was chill. When you first got in there, it was like, ooh. Seventies? Immediately. Yeah.

That's nice. It wasn't as cold as Barnet Springs, but like it wasn't as warm as like a pool in Austin. We'll get like a regular swimming pool. Okay. I tried Urban Bird, the new hot chicken place. And? And I'll say the buffalo fry, mac and cheese was really good. Okay.

We both got a sandwich, me and Megan, and we split an order of that. So it's like the hot chicken with fries and mac and cheese and buffalo sauce. I'd recommend getting that if you go because it was a chicken tender sandwich. And I think I'm issuing a take here. If your fried chicken place has a chicken tender sandwich, it's probably just better to get the basket of fries, like chicken sandwiches. So you got like, what, two or three strips on there? Yeah. It's not as it's an inconsistent sandwich because you've got some gaps obviously.

Exactly. Yeah. So their shakes were really good. Okay. Got salmon toast crunch shake. Wow. Yeah. Okay.

Otherwise, it was just kind of chilling around the place, just eating food. Chilling around the place, just eating food. My kind of guy. That's my kind of night. Who sings that song? Let's Luke Brian Oh, big, big news Yeah, news too

We were watching a movie on Pluto TV Pluto Pluto And they have commercials And guess what's back, Dave? I don't know, is this a pizza thing? Better. Endless shrimp is back So I'll be getting endless shrimp at Red Lopser

At some point this weekend I'll let you know It just doesn't end I mean at some point they're like, dude We don't have any more shrimp, you got to go No You could have. It's endless.

It's crazy, man. Dude, I wish freaking college football was endless. Oh, that'd be so nice. I wish, like, I could just watch every game until there was, like, well, they would just be an infinite amount of games? You know what I'm saying? You need the off season to appreciate the actual season. I've actually even leveraging AI tools to invent college football teams and football games

that aren't even available. You're just watching just simulated AI games? Yeah. Yeah. I'm betting on them, too. I've created a, I've been leveraging AI to create a competitor. I have to announce this. It's like a Kalshi, but it's AI.

So it technically isn't real and I don't win real money, but I win like digital coins. That's sick, dude. Yeah, it is. I haven't seen my family in a long time. That's really fun. So you're just like putting like NCAA football, like the video game and just having both be bots and then just play and you watch it?

Basically, yeah. So Randy's, I think Randy's saying that already existed that option to watch fake simulation. Yeah, but I've leveraged AI tools to do this. Okay. I was back in Duncanville, Texas, home of the Panthers, and took an L against Allen. Saw that, man. Their quarterback, Ty Snow is going to be.

He's a dude. Yeah, Duncanville's got some issues. I think we might be a little bit light in the trenches. We'll see. That's all right, though. That's okay. Yeah, I went up to my parents' place with the fam. Friday night, Alyssa and I went to Las Palmas.

If you remember that, that's the place we went for dinner before the Dallas. the night before the Dallas meetup. Great service. I mean, just a vibe in there. I mean, you go in there and I'm like, man, if I had been, if I was 25, 28, Dallas, this would be a scene. You get to see a nice,

nice little slice of Dallas culture. You get the Taws? Yeah, we did. We got the Wagyu. You've never had it. I have. It's the first time I had it because when we went last time, it was Lint.

So I couldn't eat it. But it was really good. We went hard. We also got the, uh, Tistada with the, um, Ahy tuna. Facts.

Goaded. Yeah. Good stuff. Went home after that. Just said, you know what? Gotta go home. We're old.

It was back home. 9 o'clock, 9.30. Hung out for a bit. Watch a little, uh, Cowboys pre-end of the Cowboys' final preseason game. You know, how much else on Saturday, though.

Uh, started it off with, the little TCU, UNC, as we talked about a little bit earlier. Not good. Just an ugly game. I thought that quarterback for that

Harvard transfer is supposed to be a dog. I mean, he was great at Harvard. Like he was a projected, like, he was going to go. He's going to get drafted. Yeah. Like later rounds. He didn't look good. No, he didn't, but nobody really looked good.

He didn't have his number one receiver. I'm pretty sure that kid that was out. But TCU just, it was weird, weird game. Just, I'm interested. am I ready for Bill Belichick to be a, am I ready for that program to be like a competitive, like an eight win? Let's slow down, dude. Both those teams look like trash.

They did. They didn't look. UNC didn't look good, but UNC, they looked, their defense looked bigger and better. And I don't know, it's hard to gauge, like TCU's offense, just that bad. That was a disappointment. There was just no vibes in there, as we alluded to earlier. Like, he's just like, yeah, here we are. Doing this game, it's kind of quiet in here.

No explosive plays whatsoever. Show us had to do a Guinness Poor at halftime. I saw that as well. Cool. From there, my sister and my nephew came over. We did a big pool day, sat in the pool, played a little pool basketball, throwing the kids around. It was a good time. Did some steaks.

I went back-to-back steak on them. Did some rib-eyes. It was good. It was good. Sliced them up. Watched our boy Davis lead up. Stanford over Hawaii always a pleasure watching him yeah great team uh who else cut the first half of jackson Arnold like we said unlv Florida state played yeah I didn't catch much

of that even though I did say I watched every game I didn't actually watch every game nothing super noteworthy from that one no got up Sunday my dad picked up donuts you know from a place that called Donut. Uh-huh. A little, Duncanville establishment. Shout them. Hey,

if you're on Cedar Ridge in Duncanville, man, go hit donut. Got some pig and a blanket with jalapinos. There you go. A glazed donut. Uh,

my son ate like six donut holes and a chocolate donut. And I watch, I just watched sugar enter my son's bloodstream and watch them go just absolutely insane for about 25 minutes.

And then just crash. I was like, yeah, this is why we don't do this typically. Yeah. This is a treat when we're back home. This is why I don't pick up donuts for the boys. Anytime parks stays at a friend's house for a sleepover and I'm like what do you have? I pick them up at like, you know, 11. What'd you have for breakfast? Oh, they picked up donuts.

And like, yeah. You know you're in for it. I don't get a good donut. Last night. So we drove back. Alyssa drove. I had the, I usually drive. She wanted to drive. So I sat in the passenger seat. I was like, didn't know what to do with myself. I don't want to look at my phone the whole time. But like, I'm going to look at my phone the whole night. You have to. What else is there to do? I-35 is not a fun drive. No. Get back. Had our Pinet House is all, Randy.

I know you love that. Got the kids down, watched Lanterns, episode three. You know, you guys haven't watched yet, so I'll just reserve comment. But I did also follow up with a little lioness. Oh, man. And are we cooking or are we cooking? We're all my lioness is at. Let me hear from you.

You want to talk lioness? Hit me up. I will note there is one shared in a charitorial. He did a thing where I'm not going to spoil it, but there is possibly a, if you're watching it and have a watch, skip forward. 5, 4, 3, 2.

So you are going to spoil it. I'm going to spoil it. Okay. There's a teacher, a professor who might be compromised by a foreign intelligence group, like another country. And of course,

this country is a communist country. Uh-huh. It's China. It's China. China. And so this guy is like super like Marxist. He teaches AI engineering and stuff, but he's like- He's a college professor?

He's a college professor, university professor, and he's apparently a traitor. And they made him into the biggest pussy liberal communist. They possibly, like hilarious character of like just like the most punchable glasses. Oh my God. Dweeb like. Wait, you're telling me. He just can't help himself. Taylor Sheridan made a...

Is amazing, dude. Made a college professor that he's saying is indoctrinating... Correct. That too. With his liberal Marxistness. Nice. Yeah, basically.

And he just, he's just such a little bitch. It's like, he got this sucks. It's so funny. And he's like, I want my lawyer. Like, because that's what you would do and you're, you know, our approach by, uh... Yeah. You know, law enforcement.

He just can't... like i got news buddy you don't get a lawyer with CIA he's like all right right the show's homin the plot is it developing let's get let's get some let's get a just the biggest let's get some political messaging in here well like it that's okay it's impossible to do this show without some of it but like it goes out of its way like during the interrogation it's like all right well here's this monologue for the main character to just kind of opine on like global relations and why like our university system is full of useful idiots blah blah blah but it's just funny the guy if you saw him you'd be like oh yeah total bitch total bitch lib total bitch lib oh it's so perfect

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So who is Dejaun Love if you're not paying attention? He is a man who is pretending to be a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers and doing so in order to scam women out of money. And for people like me that aren't super in tune with, is there an actual Dejan love that you can look up and he's impersonating to be this guy or is just completely character created? This is all, it's all fake. Okay. There is no actual Dejean love in the NFL. So he's been up to this for years, it turns out. And I guess the women who he's been communicating with have been, they've collected these,

because he likes to do videos. He likes to communicate, like you'll send like a three minute video of him in his car. A lot of vlogging. Talking about his experience in the NFL, all the, the expensive items that he owns and spends his money on. and what it's like just making an NFL roster. Commitment to the grift is unmatched. It's pretty unbelievable. Jake from St. Louis has got to be like tipping his cat.

The scam part of it, which I was unfamiliar with, Rainey, if you want to play the third link there that's titled The Scam, it gives you a glimpse into how he's actually getting women to send him money. Play this one first. Then I can have him put it in an expedited. account to where it'll make you at least that money that's your friends that you borrow to where you can pay them back and then you'll have an account set up based off of that equity and momentum. That's the only thing I could think of because like if it was actually your money, you could just

leave it in there. But like if you borrow money, you're going to have to pay them back. You know, that's why I say like, just tell them like, yo, you got $5,000. Jensen said to borrow for four days. Like say whatever you have to say. to do it because I guarantee you in four days, you'll have that money back. If not, I'll pay for it myself. Because for me, it's all about, if you say you're going to do something, do it.

It's not about money, a dollar amount when you're rich. It's about keeping your word, you know, and I'm going to be a man in my word no matter what. So selling for four or five days or three, four days, and you'll have the money back to them. So that's what I would suggest you do. You need you got to ask your best friend. or whoever you got to ask.

He didn't get staff. Glad. Shut the fuck up with that shit. Okay. Okay. So he doesn't really go into how this scam works, but apparently he's asking women to send him five grand, which he is in going to flip for them,

and they're going to get their money back plus. I don't know. That's the grift. 20% return. That's the grift. So. Can you find the beach video? That's the, with him running routes?

If you hit the montage one, I hit up, there's someone put together a kind of a highlight reel of him doing his, doing his thing. I bet. I'm in my new McLaren and it's just real touching goal. It's been all type of motherfucking team calling me. Okay, this, okay.

The beach route is unbelievable. The tape isn't even good. No. But, I mean, if... He's just wearing a helmet. That's not fooling me. Here he is signing a fake NFL contract. This is unreal.

It really is. Okay, I did not dig into this quite as much. I knew the, the, the, the, the, The basics. Will you pause this, Rini? The stuff of, okay, Dylan, you played something earlier. You don't have to play it or anything, but like about him talking about his homes that he owns. Oh, that's in here.

We have, this is probably my favorite of all of them. This is the most, okay. So he talks about his real estate portfolio, which is lucrative, which is a portfolio that probably like four or five guys in the NFL could afford. Like Patrick Mahomes maybe can could buy this real estate. It's like the most, if, if you like asked to ask me like when I was like a 30 year old kid or something, like, hey, if you could just buy homes anywhere, like, yeah, well, check this out. All right. Listen to his real estate portfolio. I own a $15 million home in Malibu on the beach.

Okay. I own a $20 million home in Beverly Hills and I just bought in March of last year or this, no last year, we're in 2012. I also on the beach house in Southeast Miami, Florida, and I own a penthouse on Billionaires Row, downtown Manhattan, and New York. My Dublin home, I'm going to show you a little bit of it. I just bought it, so a lot of things are still getting sent over, and I'm not here a lot. This is crazy. So I'm going to show you some stuff in this house. And like I said, this is the house that I recently just bought.

So you can only imagine how my house. multi-million dollar estates look in this house is you know really new brand new community one of the safest communities in uh california and for me being rich you know safety is everything i'm gonna show you some stuff is unreal dude and uh it's we'll go positive and i'll show you he doesn't even seem fully committed it's like there's like a hint of him like just so casual almost i i swear there's there's a couple times where he almost laughs. He's going... Because he knows what he's saying is so fucking ridiculous.

He's going to great lengths to explain how... Like, his vast wealth. Which is like something that should be a real red flag. Rich people just don't do? Yeah. Even like a new money, you know, NFL guy wouldn't be like... He's trying to like woo a young lady. Again, this guy is like signing like in this, this character he's created is,

is signing like training camp. Like he's not like a dude. I just signed like a five year deal. Yeah. Right? It's like where am I? You know, I don't know. Like league minimum free kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like which is like 600K a year, which is good money, but you can't do this. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying. I'm thinking of like Dak's real estate portfolio. Dak was at one time. Maybe still like the highest paid quarterback, right? Yeah. Um, it's. There's also a video where he's talking about the cars that he owns and he has a key chain out. He goes, this one's my Lamborghini. This one was like 280 gram. Uh, this one is my McCrador. Uh, this one is my McCorm. Claren, this one was, you know, whatever. Just all the cars. And he goes, I got, says, I got about a million dollars with the cars on this keychain. Who keeps all of their key fobs for all of their cars on one key chain? You never know, dude. You know how bulky that would be?

The bulk is. The bulk is. My favorite part about this guy's shtick is that he, so he clearly purchased like a replica 49ers helmet. And he just brings it everywhere with them. He wears it to run routes on the beach. He's in multiple videos in his car holding his helmet with them. Do you remember when Zeke, who does that?

Remember when Zeke was holding out for Cowboys waiting for a new deal and he went down to, he went to Cabo with his agent and he was like, they would send video like, no, Zeke's staying in shape. He's training on the beach. He was never wearing a helmet. No, guys don't do that. No, they don't do that. And typically when you see a guy like getting in shape trying to make an NFL roster,

it's never them on the beach doing the training. They're typically like a place that has turf that specializes in turning athletes into professionals. Not on the beach wearing the helmet. There are... I love this guy. There are kids at the high school right down the street that would look more professional on the beach running a route.

Oh, absolutely. Like, does not look like he has ever trained in any capacity. Yeah, not only is he clearly not an NFL receiver. He's probably never played football, judging by the way he looks trying to play football. No, it's, it's, no. It's crazy. By the way, I didn't know this. I was wondering, like, what, like, currently, what's the status?

He's, he's been, he's been arrested. Four? On August 24th, he was arrested in Boise, Idaho. Come on. And it's charged with criminal complaint in federal court. Facing federal charges of wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Come on. Everybody's got a grift

He's unbelievable The dedication to this grift is just The content grift is just different Apparently he's gotten over $1.3 million is what he's scammed out of women That's a lot of money Dejohn Love In the video

If you just go like searches On Twitter The videos they just keep coming We've showed you very little of it These are just some of my faves It's unreal I haven't seen the rest of this video Does you show any part of the house

I saw I couldn't take it Because it's just, you're just looking up in the house. You're like, it's too much of a... Oh, there's the car thing. There's the car. Yeah. I play this. He's got replica keys.

This is my Lamborghini. This is crazy. Hurricane. Evil. This car is $340,000. It's worth more than that now. This is my ZR1 Corvette. That's 190,000.

Here's my hellcap charger redout. That's 140,000. Okay. And then here's my AMG Benz, AMG 63. Here's the thing about orchestrating a griff like this, where it's very online and, like, you're tapping into the NFL market. He'll serve, I imagine, some time. And he'll have to pay a lot of stuff back and he'll go bankrupt, all this stuff.

There will be a documentary on this, which will pay him money. I can't. And I will watch it. Oh, I can't wait. The documentary on like, and they're going to interview some of the victims and the lengths that he went to, it will be one of them. And probably the next three or four, three to five years, there will be a documentary about this. And he'll have, you know, it'll be him sitting down doing the Netflix thing like looking up. And yeah, it's, and we'll be talking about it.

We'll be talking about it on this show. I don't want to call the guy likable because scamming people out of money is a terrible thing to do. but I'm mesmerized by this guy's personality. Like, I want more Desjohn Love. It's not even like, he doesn't really have a ton of charisma. No. He's just, he's just so casually talks about all these things. Like it's second nature to him.

It's like, man, it's almost like he actually believes the bullshit that he's saying. Did you happen to finish the VY doc? I haven't yet, dude. I've had too much happening. I'm curious about, I'm curious where you're at with, I don't know how to feel about Jeff Fisher. I'll finish it. Because if you had asked me before the VY doc, like, what happened there? I would be like, well, Jeff Fisher is Jeff Fisher.

That's why VY. He didn't want VY. No, he wanted Jay Cutler, I believe. Which is funny because in my head I was going back. And I was like, oh, damn, they were the same class. Definitely had a better NFL career than Vince. But I don't know. I just, I would like to see him get a chance with a different franchise and a different head coach.

Yeah, but it was doomed from the start. But yeah, anyway, Dejohn Love, man, we'll continue to track. Just unreal-grift. I would imagine more charges are going to, I mean, like, now that he's been exposed. People are exposing their conversations with him, too, like the DM conversations. I saw some young ladies. He's convincing them that he's an NFL player, and they're like, well, what number are you? And he'll say something like, well, I'm kind of between numbers right now because I want a number four, but I'm trying to buy it from my teammate.

So he has these ways of, like, covering his tracks or, like, not. letting them dig too much information out of them it's really funny man okay i knew a there's a guy i knew from high school who allegedly when he went to college and he went to college with some friends of mine at a big 12 school had a had a had a grift going where he because he did play high school football he lied he was lying to a girl saying that he was uh he walked on of the the football team okay which he had not and he didn't even try and had this whole thing going and was having to be like,

well, why weren't you at the game? Man, I didn't dress. They didn't, I didn't get the dress. Yeah, and like had to keep that up. Dude, Jamar Chase couldn't afford the things that this guy has. No. No, dude. And yet no one's heard of this guy.

Can you imagine the property taxes just on what he just said? Yes. California and New York. Yes. Tens of millions of dollars. And just taxes? Yes. Insane.

But hold on. Question. question about your friend was the girl did the girl go the same high school as you guys no she didn't go to the same high school

he met her in college gotcha and he was trying to spit game at her through I'm pretty sure this is all over aim I'm old he was trying to like

holler at her and was like yeah I walked on the football team everybody's like dude no you didn't you definitely did not uh I'll tell you what I did

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Yeah, I think you put that on the rundown. Yeah, I think you put that on there. So I told you how we drove to Dallas. And we had the SUV loaded up, the whole fam. And I've got two sons, two boys under five. Roadsville, my oldest, he'll be. actually in January. Oh, that's in like half a year or whatnot, right?

Yeah, you're right. Not three to four months. I'm like, called out again. Listen to your voicemails. Here's a deal. Little kids have to pee. Rhodes has to pee. Rhodes doesn't wear pull-ups.

He's old enough to where he knows how to use the bathroom. He uses a toilet. Congrats. A pretty good chance he's going to have to pee. I'm not hitting gas stations anymore. We're officially, and this started on our way to Corpus, or Port A during the summer. I'm officially an exit,

find a side, a little ranch road. Yes. And we're pissing on the side of the road. Oh. Here's the deal. If you go to a gas station with your kid, especially at that age, they're going to want,

they're going to go in, pee, it's a whole thing. You tell them not to touch anything inside the restroom. And you know me. I'm going to be like, don't touch. Don't let your shorts touch that. Don't be, you know, everything. Keep your shorts off the floor.

Parks used to do this thing where he would, piss in a public toilet and he would lean against the toilet while he was doing because he's so little they park they do all the wrong thing you cannot ever do that they they do all the things that you try not to do as you're like oh god you just have to like bite the bullet and just pretend it didn't happen but now we're officially peeing on the side of the road we'll find like a road that doesn't have traffic um i go open the passenger side both doors create a little barrier a little little little Fo's stall right there, having piss. Guess what? Dad's getting a piss off too when you're done. You're done. Absolutely. I love pissing outside. And it saves, it saves time and it saves the

always, okay, in addition to like the bathroom part, which is bad enough in a gas station, it's the walk back through like, dad, I want a protein cookie. Dad, can I get a bar? Dad, can I get a gate? You're just like, then I got to, if I get something for him, I have to get it for Sammy. And next thing you know, I'm like out, the $14 trip just to pee. On the way out to the ranch, like, we'd go sometimes like 20 miles between gas stations and parks, you know, he was a little kid, he got to pee all the time. We got used to pee in on the side of the road and the way out to the ranch. And he loves it.

Yeah. It's great. It's great. And there's been times where I'm like, man, what if like, we always do it to where, like, there's not going to be a car that can drive by and see his pee. But if a car comes up behind us, he'll probably know. we're doing. And I'm always like, if a cop came up, you see a little kid peeing, dude, you, that one has a problem with that. Is a cop really going to be like,

you kid, hey, what are you doing? Be like, dude, kids got to pee. Yeah, but I saw you peeing too. Like, he was already going. You don't listen to the show. I'm the guy, I'm the guy who pees a lot. That's my bit. Uh, so yeah, we're doing that now. And, and I'll be honest. The first time he was like, I want to go to a gas station. And now he, like, kind of looks forward to it. So try it out. I know it's, easier if you have boys. I don't know if that's even possible with little girls. But, you know, it's fun. It's not really, well, it's not really fun. But it's just like, it's, it's, it's more practical. It's the way it used to be. Because growing up, when we were on road trips, which we took a lot

of, I was always just pissing on the side of the road. One of the perks of being a dude. It felt like we weren't even like, my dad wouldn't even like exiting. My dad would just pull over on the highway. Oh, yeah, for sure. Now, I don't do that now because I don't trust drivers. Because I think up to 35, 40% of drivers are distracted and shitty. So I'm like, no, I try to get, I'm trying to go way off the beaten path. But yeah. Get you an outside piss, hoss. Okay.

Love it. Okay. I support it. That's some new shit. You have a problem with that, Randy? I don't. You have a problem with that, Randy? Do you piss in Hamilton pool?

Yes. Of course, there was that one time. I had to take a deuce on the side of I-10, but that was emergency. Yeah, I was not there yet. God, that would be... We did have to pull over. Well, it started in the car and ended on the side of I-10. You can read about it.

I'm new here. My name's... I'm a baby backer. Yeah, we used to blog for a website called postgradproloms.com. And on that website, I wrote an article about shitting myself in a car. Was that not a Tfm, Joan? No. Really?

That was PGP. I would have guest TFM. I'm new here. I'm Parks' buddies' dad. Can you explain? How recently was this? This was circa 2015, I want to say? 2014?

Was that when the doo-doo happened? Or was that when you blogged about it? I blogged about it days after it happened. Oh, wow. Because the title of it is I shit myself on Friday. I confess get off your trust straight to the point

and then I went to pretty colorful descriptors about how it happened but that's still available I think you can find it I do not know I'll do a little Google here I shit myself on Friday

yeah PG and then hit it with a PGP after that what is this what do you got I shit myself on Friday there it is i shit my pants on friday yeah there you go by dylan shibbery and there's a picture there's a picture yeah that's the access row next to i10 that's right yep damn blue bonnet's for boston

oh that's funny yeah and i had to wipe with a newspaper that my friend lucky enough uh picked up at the barbecue place on our way out you have a friend named lucky enough uh his name is uh jordan we call him frank Okay, different guy. Yeah. There's Eugene. That's Eugene bringing me the toilet paper, not the newspaper. He's being a good friend.

He's like, what are you doing? God, dude, look at Eugene's hair. Yeah, he's got great hair. Hey, breaking news, DeSoto football, Home of the Eagles, has addressed the incident that occurred at the St. Thomas Aquinas football game. That's the handshake thing?

Yeah. They view it as an opportunity for their young men to learn and grow from their mistake. Yeah, let's get Claude's take on this. Does he have a quote in this? there? I've not seen it. My dog, Claude.

Somebody pointed out, like, has anybody, has the denying handshake at midfield before a game? Like, when's the last time that went well for it? Do you remember when Kansas did it to Baker Mayfield? I thought it was Baylor who did it to Baker. But I know maybe Kansas did. It was freaking Kansas. He went off.

Guys, you know that, like, they're like a 30-point favorite in this game? What are you doing? And guess what? It didn't go well. That was also the, I think that was the nine. grab game too. Yeah. He was fired off. That was Peake Baker. He looked at it. He extended his hand to shake and they did and he goes, all right. All right. Starts clapping. Then he just destroyed them. God, he was, he was pretty electric. He was nasty in college. He's still good.

Oh, man. Yeah, that was tough. People are, I hate how those national high school games are like positions. It's like, this is the state, this is the best team in Texas. This is the state champs, Six-A chance. So first of all, there's two teams that went stayed at each level, right?

You got 6A. You got, they won, and then North Shore, yeah, the Houston school. And then they're, these are both public school.

So does a public school. Shout out, south of 20. They's about to defend Texas high school football here. I am. But it does make sense. And they're playing St.

Thomas Aquinas, who I, to my knowledge is like a, they get the best kids in Florida and that's where they go. It's a private school, and so they have the- It sounds like a private school.

They have the ability to recruit. Right. And it's not as easy as people think for kids to transfer around for football purposes in Texas.

Now it happens and it's happened forever. But like, Duncanville, for example, had a kid that was supposed to,

a kid from Arkansas that was supposed to come down and play quarterback and he got denied by the UIL. There was a kid who had to reclassify

it. And he had a cornerback, like one of the Texas kids. A kid who reclassified. He got, he had his

transfer like blocked by the UIL. That's why he reclassified. Exactly right. So yeah, it happened. But anyway, I am defending. It doesn't mean that. It's a Catholic college preparatory school.

So yeah, it's, it's. They got, like, we watched a little bit of that game. And, like, they have got a guy at every position. It's like, well, those guys go to Notre Dame. And, like, every skill position is a kid who's going to go to a D1 school. Tuition is $17,250 per student per year. Okay. But those, those kids, they recruit.

Scullies. Yeah. You get a Scully to play there. Did you ever get a Scali, Randy? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Oh, Frat Lottie?

Fuck yeah. Are people going at Frat Lottie? Dude, fuck yeah. Who's calling it for that specific? Dude. What we want to spring break? Frat Lottie. But hey, that's life when you're a motherfucking frat star.

Let's do a good, good CEO tomorrow. Are you sure? This happened on late. last week or we're already late. We can save it. What do you think? You got the tweet. We can save it.

Let's save it. Save it. Hey, good, good CEO is still tweeting through it. Tune in tomorrow. Man, if that doesn't make you want to tune in tomorrow, I don't know what will. Tomorrow, cold call. I'm going to put up the form as soon as this shows over. I'm going to put up a link on Instagram and Twitter and on the Patreon directly.

Go try the Patreon. You can try a free for seven days. I neglected to mention that earlier. I got five texts. I'm like, oh, I'm missing. I'm obviously missing like a riveting conversation in the group chat. It's all just sauce. He sent me five in a row.

And what's the topic? I haven't even clicked on it yet, dude. Let's see. And a reminder, tomorrow is the official start a small business September. So if you got a small business, send it to Brett at washtermedia.com. And we'll give you some free pub.

By the way, Dejaun Love traded himself to the Rams. So he's now a ram. Dude, the ranch are loaded. Yeah. Yeah, now they are. I mean, dude. They got Aaron Donald and Dejan Love in the same week. So I got Puka, Dejohn.

Uh-huh. He's called him Dejohn. He's on a first name. He's so good. Stafford. Stafford, probably in his last year, he's going to have his best receiver room ever. Yeah. God.

I mean, who you putting your CB1 on? You put Dejohn or Puka? He looked like that video is it big Xeroon. X like the Yeah. Like it doesn't. In a Texas jersey. The footwork is not there.

No. As somebody who played wide receiver in a predominantly blocking scheme. Yeah, it turns out Big X doesn't have the agility to really be an effective wide receiver. Bye. Bye-bye. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer.

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