Circling Back - Dallas Meetup Announcement & Chris Harrison's New Dating Show | Circling Back 2-4-26

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:07 Maddo ranchos We're back Circling Back podcast. My name is David. Welcome. Wednesday morning. Beautiful Wednesday morning. How about that?
Starting point is 00:00:33 Looks like we got a nice stretch. We could use some rain, but we could use some rain, Randall. Why'd you look at me like that? Because we're going to be back in the 80s, and Randy is happy. Is that Friday? Friday and Saturday. Yeah. That's a little much.
Starting point is 00:00:50 There's plenty of that to look forward to, man. Yep. As long as we've got cool mornings, I'm fine with it. The aforementioned Randall Trembachie produces the show. Hey, every morning's cool when you're around, David. You're a cool guy. We've got a few positions we're going to post. We need here at Washington.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Just be on a lookout for that. One very prominent position. Cool guy of the week position. No, I want to hire a producer who just hates me, who just ignores me, who just absolutely like ego max is on me. I should, you want me to start egoing you? Yeah, ego me hard. If I see you at Mats, I will ego max you.
Starting point is 00:01:32 If you go to Mats, you're usually with me. I'm at all ranchos. No, I'm not. Only for lunch. It's an underrated lunch spot. Have I ever been to dinner, Mats with you? Surely. Maybe once.
Starting point is 00:01:44 It has to have happened. Yeah, the MLNR happy hour when you ate floutes with a stranger in the corner. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And maybe after that one meetup, that awesome meetup, we went with Mike. What a crew is what you, me, sauce, J-bone, and Mike Eisenhower? There was a very random crew that we assembled there. What?
Starting point is 00:02:07 It's a weird group of people. No offense. Who specifically? Not like any one of y'all is weird, but like for those four to get together, it's a weird combination of. It's like somebody's mad they weren't invited. No, I wouldn't have gone. on. Wow, why specifically? Because it's a weird group of people. I'm just kidding. So is it, is it Mike Eisenhower, a friend of the show, or is it sauce, or is it Jay Bond? Again, it's,
Starting point is 00:02:32 it's no one in particular. It's just you wouldn't, you wouldn't put those people together. He would have egoed us is what he's trying to say. I would have egoed y'all, yeah. I had a good time. Yeah, so did I. That was a post, uh, meet up, was it South by? What was that? I think it was just a meetup at Eisenhower's, because we didn't do our Southby event at, uh, at Eisenhower's. We did that at half step. Got our mats event coming up, man. Two weeks from yesterday, that right? To be clear, it's not our Matt's event. It's ML and ours.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And you guys aren't invited. It's a private thing. Right, it's a private thing. Unless you do your accounting with them, you're probably not invited. And then we strong arm our accountant into taking us out to dinner afterward. And it worked last two years. I feel, yeah, I feel like we kind of. Dude, it's Ryan. Last year, we got the bone marrow.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Luge, which was fine, but I feel like we could have... I'm a big fan of the Bob's trip we did. I didn't like that place from it too last year. I'm just going to... I didn't put that out there. The food was fine. I just didn't like the portion. It was such a swanky vibe, too.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Too swanky. I'm not a swanky fella. I feel like we might see somebody important in there. Yeah, well, we know that. I'm white trash. The white trash guy to my right is doing shivery. Went to dinner last night, and I had some deviled slonks. Yeah, I need a full review of the dinner.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Go ahead. Salty Sal, which is just east of campus, UT campus, like across 35. You still have your little place over there? Yeah. Your little cabin? Yeah. Anyway, it was good. I'm not in a hurry to go back.
Starting point is 00:04:13 It was good. We had an appetizer. It was really good. It was a, they called it cows milk whipped ricotta. and it had sun dried tomatoes in a pecan pesto. And it was some faccata bread, some facacia bread. And it was really good.
Starting point is 00:04:34 That was my favorite thing. What was the entree? We got, she got the snapper, red snapper. I got the pork shoulder. How was the snapper prepared? Blackened. And how was the pork shoulder? I thought you said it was red.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Smoked. Just okay? It was good. It was good. So like I said when we were menu baiting like vicariously through you, you were going to completely ignore the fried chicken. Saw it, thought about it. The waiter talked us out of it. Here's something else the waiter did.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I said, how's the ribeye, which is the only steak they have on the menu, the most expensive thing on the menu. And his response was, which I found very interesting. it's a good waiter yeah it's like you're brutally honest and it's going to cost you a little bit on the tip and i respect that that was a good larry david impression sound just like him wait cost him money on the tip because you did you order something less exactly so did you make up for it like how much did you end up tipping him exactly he got 20 percent he was what the what was the total damage we had a two hundred we had a two hundred we had a two hundred dollar gift card that we got for christmas and we burned all of it almost exactly
Starting point is 00:05:54 20% including tip. Okay. Yeah. So how much out of pocket? Zero dollars and zero cents. Did you point it that way? No. It was like very convenient.
Starting point is 00:06:05 He actually said I have this $200 gift card. Will the rabbi cover that? He said, yeah, but it'll only leave me of a $5 tip. He was tipped appropriately. I'm a good tipper. 20 is pretty much my baseline.
Starting point is 00:06:19 He was a decent waiter. You got something else, dog? No, no. I just, I'm, I'm really bummed because I really wanted somewhere to get that fried chicken. The, the lady next to us got it. How did it look? It looked decent. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:35 It looked decent. Yeah. All right. I'm not going to go out of my way to go to Salty Sal. It's not worth going out of your way for. You'll have fun there. It's good food, but it's not going like, oh, I got to get back. Randy, Friday, no salty Salty Sal.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Okay. Sounds good. We're going to a host Locos, eventually. I'm going to crash y'all's lunch. You wanted to go to Chikas Locos. Ah, crazy chicks. But we're not going to go there. I think we're going to go to Ohos.
Starting point is 00:07:04 You all hornball, Randy. Oh, man. What do we got? So yesterday we did cold calls. I need to promo that through the socials. Low key. Great cold calls. One of the best cold call episodes we've done.
Starting point is 00:07:16 We had a guy doing a river plunge in Maine. You can imagine how cold that river was. Almost a freezing plunge. Yeah. He had a breakthrough ice to get. to the water. Yeah, I wasn't completely comfortable with doing that. You could tell.
Starting point is 00:07:33 He hadn't done it before, so he knew what he was doing. Yeah, he has poncho ready. He was back to the week. His little booties on. Go check out our Instagram story. He got backer of the week. We had a guy, we have a very, just a very quick and easy, bad ex-girlfriend story. Like, just left him with some parting gifts that I don't like, and I don't think most
Starting point is 00:07:52 people would like them. We had Kenny Kilos? Talk to Kenny Kilo's. Real slunker. Are the official public defender of the circling back podcast. That guy was awesome. And also, yeah, we do have a new backer of the week. It's PMAQ.
Starting point is 00:08:07 PMAX. That's him, yeah, PMAQ. Pretty exciting show. You don't want to miss out on that. Go check it out. Go join the Patreon. Or if you are a patron, go listen. You should go listen.
Starting point is 00:08:17 It's a good cold call. I'm surprised we're even working today on Wednesday after, you know, Kenny Kilo's pitch for us to take Wednesdays off. That's right. Man, you know, when he first said it, my mind immediately was like, no, no. But he sold it quite well. Yeah, he did. I'm all in.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yeah, I'm in too. He made great arguments. Compelling. Dude. Good public defender. Yeah, he defends the public. You understand? He's a defender for the people.
Starting point is 00:08:47 This Friday, we've got listener voicemails dropping. We'll record that later today. If you want to just put some calls in, 888-618-48-44-22. Again, last week was house party week. That dropped on Tuesday. You can still listen to that. You can listen to anything we've ever done on Patreon. It's all up there.
Starting point is 00:09:03 If you've got like a 40-hour road trip coming up, like you're going to drive like around the continent, go just join the Patreon and just go turn it on, let it run. Let it run, huh? Yeah, that'll get you probably maybe like 5% of the total audio we have there. We have a lot for you guys to go check out. A lot. Is the math not math?
Starting point is 00:09:25 I'm trying to math in my head. I think it's probably less than 5%. Make it make sense. But you're probably not far off. Yeah. Anyway, a lot of good shit going on right now, man. I wish I was my, I wish it was the old me.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Because all this fried chicken talk, I just want to go eat fried chicken for lunch. I had way too much Pete Terry's last night. Reminds me of that meme with the, was it Bugs Bunny with the pistol? Lord, forgive me. Going to get back to the old me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:54 23 year old maid didn't care i'll eat fried chicken with you do no no you won't i have some pop-ice coupons in my car if you want them why because they come in the uh the paper that i get and i was like you know what i just keep them there just in case i want what do you get it's just like a bunch of like ad papers just comes to my mailbox oh okay that stuff yeah i thought you were subscribing to uh no no no you get the papers he's getting the papers he's reading the papers he's reading new york times or something so like in the papers. He's reading New York Times. The failing New York Times for a Popeye's chicken sandwich meal, which includes aside in a drink, $699. Hey, have you tried this? It's not a bad deal. Have you tried the Wendy's Tenders yet? I have not. I do need to go back
Starting point is 00:10:35 because they, I need to see usually at the beginning of the year they do a little keychain where you get a free frosty every single time you go. They said that was going to be released in. Rhodes had his first frosty. Oh, how do you like it? A couple weeks ago. He loved it. Chocolate or vanilla? I don't know. He was with the, he was with the, he was with the, old nanny slash babysitter. No one loves a rewards program like Randy does. Oh, yeah. He's got like 20 going out of time.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Dude, he's all in on hockey now. He's betting hockey. Speaking of which, I need to pick up. He's betting puck. Usually the underdog read reminds me that I need to pick out my games for the Jersey mic subs. Thanks to the backer who pointed that out to me. It's great.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I'm up to almost getting another sandwich, which I got a free one like four weeks ago. You want to hear this new is I'm on? Let's hear it. This is my dinner last. night. First of all, Will, Will came home or Will came to the office yesterday with Pete Terry's for lunch. He could have had something else that was in the fridge, but he chose to get Pete Terry's. And it was like, you know what? We're not cooking. We're going to do Pete Terry's for dinner. Cool. So I went, I got my double cheeseburger with the grilled onions, add pickles all the way.
Starting point is 00:11:42 That's the order. I always get fries, typically not for us, but like in case like Rhodes or Sammy wants one when I have fry for them. So I got fries and Alyssa got the chicken sandwich, the crispy one. I put that sandwich back, okay? Oh, yeah. Rhodes had like two fries. I ate the rest of fries. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Lissa ate like half of her sandwich. She had a big lunch. Then I ate the rest of her crispy sandwich. What the fuck? What's wrong with you? Dude, you went out like shit. I felt, she was like, she was like,
Starting point is 00:12:10 she goes, what do you? She goes, don't eat all that. You're going to feel awful. She goes, you're going to feel terrible. And I, and I immediately, immediately, I was like, you regret it. Yeah, I feel pretty bad. Straight up, I don't feel good.
Starting point is 00:12:23 That's a lot of food, hoss. I went, we're big peppermint tea people. So I did a post meal peppermint tea thinking it would help me. You're a peppermint tea guy? Love it. It's supposedly great for the digestion. Did not know this about you. But I love the, I just like the taste.
Starting point is 00:12:39 All right. It's my post-interment. I'm not hating on it. Ginger tea is good for digestion for sure. If you want digestion tea, digestion tea. Digestion tea. Digestion tea. If anyone was wondering, I'm going with the wash special special.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Oh, no. And I can't even say words anymore. Going blackhawks, red wings, nights, nights, nights. That's my dog, dude. Let's go. Last time I did that, I got one of one only correct. And it was the knights, if I recall. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I think it was the Red Wings. It was just Sabres. The Sabes? The saves. The saves. Low-key hot. But yeah, so I had way too much dinner last night. That's so much food.
Starting point is 00:13:20 To the point to where, like, 90 minutes later, I was watching, what was that? I was watching Mavs Celtics last night. Your was a double? Your first one was a double? Fuck yeah. I always get the double. Always. Oh yeah, me too. I love it. Dude, it's on my list.
Starting point is 00:13:35 It's one of the best. I'm not saying it's not the best burger in town, but it is, it is just everything you want. Might be the best fast food burger in town. Yeah, I would agree with that. But I was doing some, I got back into my, I was doing some light shadow boxing trying to get my heart rate up because I was like, I got to fucking do something. And that was what I just did right there was disgusting.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Ooh. Do you want to ruin your Friday for our lunch? I'm already hanging out with you. So we could do a little Lee Roy. That was mean. We could do a little Leroy and Lewis. Thank you. Thank you for the apology.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Little Leroy and Lewis, Michelin Star. Best Burger in the world, I believe, to me. I thought we were doing. I got to try this fucker, man. As much as he talked about it. It's very good. We got an update from yesterday regarding twins.
Starting point is 00:14:18 If you'd like it in the chat right now. And twins? Yeah, go ahead. What's up with the twins, man? Glyzy Goblin, 863. Hey, fellas, I'm a twin from yesterday. My mom's a fraternal twin. I'm a fraternal twin, and I'm having identical twins do this spring.
Starting point is 00:14:32 So that's a family of twins. So we do have some twins out there, guys. Shout out to our twins, man. That doesn't really help me solve the whole egg. Yoke thing. No offense to Glyzy Goblin, but fraternal twins aren't as fun as identical twins. That's true. They're still cool.
Starting point is 00:14:47 There's not as fun. But they're twins for life. What if you had twins go through rush and, like, You didn't want to give a bid to one of them. I think they're a packaged deal, man. Yeah, you're a bad twin. Oh, I know multiple girls because of, you know, sororities. I know multiple girls, too.
Starting point is 00:15:03 They split them up, like the twins are in different sororities. I've always found that really weird. It's a good networking. But yeah. That's crazy. Like, guys will probably always be in the same house, but yeah, girls will get split up. So strange to me. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Well, they doesn't answer our question about the two yolks and the egg. Well, we'll see a gizzy goblin. has to say. I wonder if it has anything to do with like, or if it's easier to digest. Digest. Yeah. Oh, I can be a little mean. I can be a little mean. You know what? Don't, you know what? Don't have ginger tea. I hope I hope you're I hope your tummy turns inside out. Okay. Remember inside out boy? No. Was that Rand Stimpy? Or is that Pete and Pete? Ah, whatever. No, I could be a little mean to you because I, I,
Starting point is 00:15:49 I feel like I have a little, I'm the one who ate the still. Oh, you, wait. When I get into the stew up this. We'll get into the stew in a minute. But right now, Randy, I'd like to talk about our friends that better help. Okay. Obstacles. We've all got them. New Year. People, obstacles at work in your personal life. Seasonal depression is a very real thing. Seasonal depression is a very real thing. I don't know. Yeah. I'm laughing because you call it depress. I'm trying to make light of a serious situation. Here's the deal. We've all dabbled in therapy. Yes. Better help is a great way to get in. Love therapy.
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Starting point is 00:17:46 Yeah, better eat that stew. People in the chat are saying that two elks does mean two twins. Facts? Apparently. Pohm, 12. And also, someone pointed out that today is International Day of Human Fraternity. And for Dylan to be talking shit about fraternal twins on this day? Like, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:18:03 Do you ever get tired of being a piece of white trash shit? Fred. That's a good question. That seems a little harsh. Can you answer that? Seems a little arse. You said you're white trash. Yeah, I'm a little white trash.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Stu Update. If you're following at Circling BackPod on Instagram, you saw a story of one, Brett Merriman leaving the office without my stew. What a jerk. What a jerk. But Dylan literally was closing the door and I yelled at him, hey, nice stew. And then he had to come back in and grab it.
Starting point is 00:18:38 So he was just testing. I'll make sure you were paying attention. No, he wasn't. Dylan was about something without my stew. You should have. I should have. That's why I let Brett go. You know what's funny about this?
Starting point is 00:18:47 Not that funny, but I have become extremely forgetful lately. And it's like to a point where it's concerning. I forget all kinds of stuff. Forget parks of stuff, my stuff. It's become such a problem that Chelsea has made me a poster. Not a poster. It's a sheet of paper. But she like colored it and was marker.
Starting point is 00:19:06 And she put it on the door that I walk out of when I leave the house. And it says, stop. I'll show you all the picture. It says, stop. What are you forgetting? And it has a list of all the things that I need to bring. My stuff and then parks of stuff. It's become a real problem in my life.
Starting point is 00:19:21 And I'm not, it's not, it's not a good situation at all. Dementia Dorn? That's not great. I know, dude, it's become, like, I've always been somewhat forgetful, but it's gotten pretty bad lately. Well, you forgot my stew almost, so. Well, what are you going to do about it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:39 What can I do? Take some alpha brain. I call her Chelsea handler. Because she handles all the, she's like your little, yeah. She is. She is my handler. Like, she, without her, I'd be, my life would be. much less optimized than it is.
Starting point is 00:19:51 That's why you're with her because she optimizes you. She optimizes my life. Yeah. That's nice. That's really sweet. She does that. Take a picture of that thing. I want to see it.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I already have a picture. I'll show you. Why don't you post on the circling back story? Okay, I might. I might. Man, that's tough. Brain health's important. Yeah, I'll just send it to Randy, actually.
Starting point is 00:20:08 He can put it up if he wants to. Well, Brett hopefully isn't forgetful, but he just didn't care about my stew. And, you know, he had a day because he wasn't here Monday when I gave him the stew and then he was just like the rest of y'all not you dave not you dave you're just see that's why see i can i've got some good goodwill with randy so i can got some yeah i can bust his chops a little bit more i can i can joke about replacing him because i did eat the stew it's true it's good stew you hear that people if you eat my stew you can joke about replacing me that's how it works all right randy
Starting point is 00:20:40 i sent you the uh my reminder paper that is posted on the door to our garage where i leave every morning I think I've gotten better. Because I used to be, oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Man. It's the park stuff that really gets me because he's got so much going on. He's in like three different after school activities right now.
Starting point is 00:21:06 And they all require like certain equipment or whatever. And it's just, it's bad, man. It says stop. Don't forget phone, wallet, lunch, water, Swedish made penis. larger? No, that's not on there. People can see it. I don't know if you're listening. It does say that. Oh, that's for Dylan. Okay, yeah. Well, good. That's good, though. Everybody does the tap, right? Every guy does the tap. Phone keys wallet. Phone keys wallet. Yeah. Testicle, spectacles, wallet and watch. She makes me lunch a lot of mornings. Hungly. And I've forgotten it a handful of times.
Starting point is 00:21:47 so it just sits it sits on the counter at home all day and I get back to it that's a bad feeling yeah um have you ever uh driven off with like uh your yeti full of beverage on top of your car or something yes i have that's a bad feeling too i've i've done it quite a few times actually and people in the see me drive away they're like what's this guy's fucking problem he's just trying to help me oh man damn we got a what do I'm trying to think of what subs to get you on. I don't know, man. I need something.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Did you even eat the stew? We had an anniversary dinner last night. So I have a- What a great time to pull out the stew. You could have a pre-game. Yeah. Like, in a pre-game with stew. Why?
Starting point is 00:22:31 I'm going to have it tonight. It's still good. I'm going to have it tonight. I'll let you know how I like it. I was in Costco the other day. Picking a snacks for the office. Dude, I don't know where they were cooking it, but there was like the smell of red beans and rice throughout the store.
Starting point is 00:22:52 And dude, I'm thinking that might be my play for my office lunch week. Okay. Meatballs is my go-to, but red beans or rice is so good. No offense to red beans and rice, but I want to try your meatballs, dog. Red beans and rice is like, it's a top five, it's a top five make you feel bloated food because you're eating, you know, beans, salty ass rice and sausage probably oh my god
Starting point is 00:23:22 it's so good you'll wake up the next day though with just puffy eyes I hadn't had jambalaya in a minute different dish but still yum but in the same in the same family really Cajun yeah sure damn now I'm worried about Dorn's brain health dude I'm too I'm legit worried
Starting point is 00:23:43 all the more reason to wear a helmet I'd protect that little brain cells I have left. All right. Doors last brain cell? That's about... Let's do a little exercise. Name everything without looking on the shelves behind you right now.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Go. I'm right. There's a lot of shit on there. I don't know. I haven't even looked in a while. There's almost certainly... There's Kyle Bandue's book. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:12 There's got to be some beads. Fuck, I don't know. There's a coffee mug. at least one coffee mug Try four fucking coffee mugs There's one of those Badges for the Will Mommies camp, I think Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:24:28 There is Ooh, I believe there's a trash panda's Little bubblehead looking thing Yeah, look at that, look Yeah, dude, I can only name one thing You're doing it There's the ape ball that you like to have There are three mugs up there
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yeah, surprised you didn't get the ape ball, right? You understand the joke though? I do What are cool shells man There's a football card for some reason Is that Jane who is that Jay Novichick what's going on there It is
Starting point is 00:25:07 Really just be putting shit up there Johnny Morton Okay Lions receiver Johnny Morton Why I don't know I think Brett just brought a bunch of his old Cards in and then just like oh he's a cowboy So
Starting point is 00:25:20 Throw it up there He's a lion Is not a cowboy? Uh-uh I can't see from here It's all right. Randy, I hope people respect the stew going forward. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Thank you. Do we know if Viper ate his stew last night? I don't know. All I know is he took. He did take it home. Viper did take it home. I've not asked him yet. Who's calling me in the middle of the show?
Starting point is 00:25:41 Oh, are you still on Bluetooth? We want to answer it? No, you heard me. Was I connected earlier when I was watching vids on Twitter? Yeah. When you're in the bathroom? What was that all about? I was not in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Why does that person sound like they were screaming? It was actually Ted Cruz saying, what was it? He misspoke on something or maybe, I don't know. They cut the clip off, did him pretty dirty, but something about like. Asking people to stop attacking pedophiles. Yeah. It's a real tough edit. That's a real tough edit.
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Starting point is 00:28:54 It's official. Saturday, March 7th. Time, location, TBD. Most likely... We do Katie Trail. Katie Trail is... We're thinking Katie Trail. But that's a weather play, right?
Starting point is 00:29:12 We were originally going to do that. We had to pivot last time. We did. What time of year was the last one we did? Was it during the cold... I was wearing a hoodie. I know that. The picture where I'm unhinging my jaw
Starting point is 00:29:22 to eat a hamburger that a backer bought me. Yeah. But what sparked this was there's a avs stars Friday night and we're like yeah we should go intern Klein we should do stars abs and then we're like we've been talking about meetups and how we want to do them maybe once a quarter would be great and uh I was like let's do a Dallas meetup last time we did stars game biggest night before biggest uh showing yeah we've had for a meetup is wind in Dallas and uh crazy we're going to do it that Saturday I think it's going to be a mid to late after
Starting point is 00:29:58 noon early evening play i think that's typically when we try to do them maybe maybe closer to evening um got to plan the food thing a little bit better you know your boy was on an empty stomach last year it's a tough scene last year last last meter meet up oh the new york one no no last i'm sorry last dallas okay i just i just went in there and started going hard yeah we on the opposite end of the spectrum the dallas one we had what's what's the mexican food place houston one we did l tmpo L-T-Mpo and we had maybe two margare. We each did two marks and that goes a long way. It was not smart.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Yeah, it wasn't smart. We had some people that were. So you're thinking two nights. Maybe a little bit overserved and just kind of. Are you saying that I was drunk at the Houston meetup? You were the, you were that guy. Yeah, it was. It was fun. You definitely were.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yeah. You're thinking two nights, hockey night, Friday night. Hockey night will just be the boys. And if like, I don't know. I mean, we'll probably do something before or after. we did last year or last time excuse me in the Dallas like well but the big meetup the meetup meetup that's Saturday is client available have you talked to him about this I believe so okay and even if he's not we'll just we'll have to move on without him friend of the show uh Jake kemp of the dumb zone
Starting point is 00:31:15 what's flounder up we might have a dumb zone we might have a joint dumb zone meetup we're getting like dumb zone adjacent people at this meetup uh flounder I haven't even pitched us to the high school boys group text but i have to assume they'll be in the mix if flounder's not going to neither he might have tarp and fishing or something but we're going to need you there even if flounder's not there okay so we got hockey game friday night meet up saturday night Dave can we please go see where JFK was assassinated Saturday that would be a fun way to spend like so much early Saturday we could do the perot museum Dave it is shocking to me the dallas aquarium rules we could do I've seen fishes before I haven't seen where JFK got shot it
Starting point is 00:31:55 It is shocking to me that someone who's so interested in the JFK story, someone who also grew up right next to Dallas, has never been to that. It's not going to change anything, but yeah, I should. It's super interesting. I've been by there. I just haven't, like, walked the street and, like, looked at the spot. You can look out the window. Like that's- I've got windows in my house.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Not ones where a president was assassinated from, allegedly. Well, he, okay. You're right. And he was assassinated. That is that much we do know. Okay. Well, I'm excited. I mean, like you said, we had our best turnout ever at that one.
Starting point is 00:32:36 You get, oh, we had people from West Texas, Fort Worth, Abilene, Tyler, Texas, all sorts. Out of state. Out of state. We had a cold caller chef Marco out around Tulsaway said he's coming down for it. It's going to be a blast. Yeah. PMAX is going to be there. I don't know that for sure.
Starting point is 00:32:59 He's in Maine. Long way to go from Maine. We usually get people flying in. It was just kind of fun. Look, if you've been looking for an excuse to get out to Texas, get out to Dallas, fly in Thursday night, go get you some, I mean, go hit some pecan lodge, barbecue, go watch a show with the rustic, go do all the stuff. Go to Star's abs.
Starting point is 00:33:22 We got a big contingency in Colorado. Come on down for some hockey. It's going to be a great time. Yeah. March 7. Looking forward to it. Now, will March badness be started by that point? Look it up.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I don't know. Hard to say. I had my vasectomy last time on the Thursday, the first day, like a year ago. That's cool. Or was that two years ago? I don't fucking know. How long have been shooting blinds? It feels like two.
Starting point is 00:33:50 It does feel like two. No. It'll start later. That's good. Okay. Now on to other matters. theme week for next month's
Starting point is 00:34:03 Patreon we have to choose we can maybe get the chat mixed in here so far we have done house party week and then we did what was the other one
Starting point is 00:34:16 do we do cringe week cringe week I mean we did fumble the coochie week yes we've done those on voice mouths but house party is the first
Starting point is 00:34:25 whatever like that So done, yeah, we did Tailgate Week. These are themes before. Oh, Game Day Week or Tailgate Week, Tanglegate Week, Fumble Ocucci Week, ladies week, all that. But yeah, now we're just doing this. You could do it. You could submit something for Fumbo the Coochoochee Week. I don't think I could.
Starting point is 00:34:43 We were talking about it. No, it's both y'all. Let's half this office. I was kind of kicking around Ike week, but that might be too close to cringe week. I was thinking ick week too because of this video we have a little bit later. I think it's good. It's close to Fumble Week too, but I'm like an ick. I haven't even seen this video.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Yeah, you have. I dropped it in the group earlier. Okay. It's a basketball. Oh. Someone does is pitching out Green Week best slash worst weed stories. That could be a fun one, whether it just be like going buying weed or just. being super paranoid.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Okay, write it down. I was thinking maybe a co-worker week. Co-worker week. Yeah, I just want to, if we really open it up for people to just call and just talk about weird-ass co-worker shit, I think there's a lot there because everybody, most people have a story about, I mean, like a coworker who ate weird shit, listened to weird-ass music, just acted out of pocket. Will could sit in and talk about the time that his food was stolen out of the Grandex refrigerator.
Starting point is 00:35:56 That's true. No one would fess up to it. Maybe we'll put a poll. It was. Huh? We should put a poll up. We'll get some good ones and put a poll up and let the people vote on Instagram. What's the chat saying?
Starting point is 00:36:09 The Green Week was there. Gambling losses week, devastating gambling losses. Ooh, that might be good. Gambling week. It could also be very sad. Okay. Put it on there. We'll do a poll on the Instagram.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Circling back pod, go follow it. If you're not following it, what are you doing? Yeah. So right now I have co-worker week, green week, Iq week, and gambling week. Okay. That's a good four to choose from, I think. Injury week. Yeah, you got something for that.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I got something for that. Been very well documented. Yeah. Has that ever flare up? You ever get pain there? No. Good to go. It's good.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Yeah. Someone saying in the chat that they once had a coworker that would eat an entire artichery chicken and a tub of quack every day. That sounds familiar. Sounds very familiar. Yeah, that would be fun. Okay, we'll put a poll up. Right now, I'm trending co-worker week, but again, I'm going to, I'm going to give some weight to the fans, to the listeners.
Starting point is 00:37:14 It's good. And also, hey, there's many more months of wash to come, so we can always get to it. Well said. Good point from Randy. Yeah. Good point, point, point. Oh, man. I know it's bulking season.
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Starting point is 00:39:13 Our friend Chris Harrison's back in the news. The first or second guest, first guest, right? Yeah. Of this podcast, true story. Out San Diego Way, or was that, where was that? Carl's back. January of 2019. Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:31 Like the first week of January We were out there Thanks to our friend Hashtag Chad we had on recently I ran him down in the parking lot He was leaving and I was like We do our podcast And he's like
Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah I will With this time It was very nice He was literally walking to his car to leave We talked to Q with him Barbecue
Starting point is 00:39:49 Not Q&ON Yeah barbecue But he is now casting for I don't know If this is the name of the show But it says Dating for a traditional marriage Prominent streaming service is casting single men and women 21 and over who want a traditional marriage-minded partnership built on commitment and shared values.
Starting point is 00:40:09 They're looking for singles who believe in clear roles, long-term commitment, and building a life together. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. And who are dating with real intention. Okay. So this sounds like the way it's being promoted is it almost sounds like the end. anti-batchelor? Yeah. Bachelorette, of course, where he made his mark. Like, we're not looking for people who are just trying to get Instagram famous, make a full of
Starting point is 00:40:38 themselves on the show. We want, like, people who are actually trying to find lasting relationships. People who... So everybody there is going to be there for the right reasons. Sure. I will say to my man, Chris, the graphics kind of cheap. Dude, it's so bad. Why is this graphic such ass? It's so bad. I thought it was fake when I first saw it.
Starting point is 00:41:04 And do you have the graphic? Looks like he did it himself. Go to Chris Harrison's Instagram. At Chris Harrison. Chris B. Harrison. It does look like he did it himself. Now, there's been a lot of talk here. The top comment says, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:19 This is giving Maga. This person notes it should be called the right reasons. That's a good call. What if they trademarked that? So anyway, People are like traditional, traditional values or whatever, traditional marriage. I don't really know how far they're taking this and if it's going to be like, the worry here, and maybe not the worry, this might be great TV, but we don't know,
Starting point is 00:41:47 is that you're going to get people who are like, you might get guys who are like, I want to be the provider, you stay home, traditional gender rule. That's what I hear when I think, like pushing for traditional marriage. And all I Okay if they want to do a show that that that's that that's fine But all I'm wondering is like Do you do that are they going to get people in there that like all claim to be this way That they're like no I really am looking for commitment blah blah blah
Starting point is 00:42:14 And then they're just going to scum out like we got to have somebody scumming out a little bit You can't keep those people away that so there's a questionnaire when you apply I saw brett had it pulled up earlier And it asks you like all these questions about like what you're looking for like what you're looking for like what is a traditional marriage, in your opinion? Do you want kids? How many kids do you want? Do you already have kids? What are their names?
Starting point is 00:42:35 What are their ages? So it's a pretty into, I don't know what the application looked like for Bachelor and Bachelorette, but I don't think it got that in depth. I think it's, I think this show, though, is kind of, I know, I know, how I put this, the show itself is like, you know, it's positioning itself as the right, reasons, traditional, all that. Yet at the end of the day, it is still a dating show that is streaming on TV. It's still reality TV. So no matter what, no matter how traditional someone claims to be, they are still going on TV to find a partner, which is not traditional at all. No. And honestly,
Starting point is 00:43:22 like, there is a certain type of person that would even entertain such a thing. Right. So you have to take that with a grain of salt. I saw Luke P chimed in in the comments. Our old friend Luke P. Remember that guy? Of course. I still have a lot of Luke P highlights on my in my camera reel. He makes me really uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:43:41 As he should have. He was a fucking, he socked. Yeah, there he is right there. Great concept, exclamation point. What's he up to nowadays? Oh, he's in his, uh, oh, he got, he found love himself. Oh, good for him. Is this, is this actually Luke P?
Starting point is 00:43:56 No, I don't think this is him. Oh, that's a different Luke P. No, this is what Brett said that that was Luke P. He just said that he just saw someone that was Luke in a, with a P. Wow. So that was bad intel from Brett. Dude, this is what happens when you don't eat my stew. You give us bad intel. Yeah, what the hell, dude? Dude, he's getting fake news left and right. I don't know. I think everybody that everybody like is like, oh, this is going to be like a super conservative religious dating show. I don't know. Which it might be. It might be. And if it could still be very entertaining. But again, what the Bachelor, what made The Bachelor great in like its prime years was the drama. The characters on the show. The characters on the show.
Starting point is 00:44:37 And it was funny to see the people that were there for the wrong reasons. Those are the best. I wonder what the alcohol situation will be. Great point. Great point. Like Jed. Well, remember like at some point, I'm trying to remember what happened. I think it was on The Bachelor in Paradise where there were some, there were like, I don't know what ended up happening, but there were allegations that like a girl was overserved or people were being over served and there was some pervin out.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Yes. And they stopped going forward. Like they kind of stopped showing the people drinking booze and stopped like highlighting the hammered people. And I get why they did that from like a show liability point of view. but also like it made the show not as fun and watchable. Yeah. And they implemented the like a one drink or two drink max for these like get togethers that they would do.
Starting point is 00:45:37 And they've always had the cups that you can't see through. Yeah. Because you can't track like how much people are drinking. I think that's the reason for it. Yeah. But those are a major staple of all these dating shows where alcohols involved. Yeah. And I remember it like sometimes you would get like a guy over here and then like two girls,
Starting point is 00:45:53 one cup over here. and you just didn't know. Come on, dude. Come on, man. Oh, cocky shit, Dave, coming in. Put the shit down, dude. You weren't even thirsty. You just wanted...
Starting point is 00:46:10 This graphic sucks, though. It does suck. I'll watch an episode, give it a chance. I do like Chris Harrison. The formerly canceled Chris Harrison. Yeah, I don't know. Chris Barton Creek's own, Austinite. That's right.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I will get, dude, look, you're talking to a guy who watches Taylor Sheridan. Yeah. And that's a heaping pile of shit often, oftentimes. So I might watch an episode of this just to see. I'm very curious what direction they go. But, I mean, it says prominent streaming service.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Is that what it says? Yeah, it's prominent. I think so. Peacock or something. Yeah. That kind of feels like they're, they're shopping this to stream. Like they don't have a buyer yet. Right.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Because that could mean anything at this point. Because like, you know, they probably, if this was going to go on Netflix or something, they would not have allowed this graphic to be put out. Very true. So there you go. Okay. Looking for love in all the wrong places. People are still wondering if we're going to cover the new Bachelorette with the lady from, now secret life of Mormon wives. That might be a big, big season.
Starting point is 00:47:25 When is that one launch? I think March. It's a juxtaposition. It's not a thing is it's a weekly thing. Too much traitors. We'd have, we'd have to add an additional show and not replace one, I think. Straight up, I kind of, I don't know, I think we all kind of grew to hate covering the Bachelor and Bachelorette because it was just like, it became, like, it's fun for like the first
Starting point is 00:47:51 couple weeks and then you get down to like the last two or something and you're like, Yeah, hometowns is like, okay. Hometowns were terrible. One of the problems with it is the show itself became less and less popular over the years. So we have fewer people who cared about it. So at the end of it, it's like we were talking to like 12 people who were listening because no one was watching the show. Which that's why I'm interested because this might be their like big get with the bachelor's at coming. Yeah, I'm not familiar with this person, but apparently she's a draw.
Starting point is 00:48:21 So we will discuss. We'll monitor. No, I'm in, I'm a member of Cumb Nation now. Alan coming, the host of traders. Big fan. I've been seeing someone's been slonking on there. Yeah, Rob. Rob's been housing slunks.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Doesn't even chew him weirdly. Really? Well, I mean, he, okay, he probably chews, but he just puts them hole in it. He pops the whole thing in his mouth. God, he's a real slunker. Yeah. Like you, I'm not ready for that. No.
Starting point is 00:48:55 No. That'd be a real shame if somebody photoshopped slonking. on to Chelsea's list for you. Did you remember your eggs? That's how she talks. You sounded like the wife and Billy Madison. Don't put it out with your boots, 10. I'm pet it out with your boots, tan.
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Starting point is 00:50:37 This is bad. This is a guy from... What's my man's name? Love Island. Yeah, I can't remember his name, but he is the... It says it on there. Charlie Georgio, is that what it says? Yeah, Charlie.
Starting point is 00:50:48 He's an English lad of Greek heritage. And he got done pretty somewhat fairly wrong on Love Island. He was likable. He was probably there for a couple weeks. Oh, you know who this guy is. I watch this season. Got it. He was,
Starting point is 00:51:03 he was on USA. Okay. Even though he's English. He was one of the, yeah. Got it. Confusing. Okay. He has not how to shoot basketball.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Okay. This is really bad. What was his plan? What was his plan there? I don't know. You just like try to like springboard it. All right. Can you post this to circling back story?
Starting point is 00:51:26 This is really bad. I don't think I've ever seen. This is the, this is a massive. Such a lack of just. his fit is questionable too he's pulling his pants up he's got the real baggy jeans but he's got like a sweatshirt on that almost doesn't go with it because the sweatshirt isn't baggy it just looks like a little kid if he was wearing that in 2002 no one bad night he would look like someone on ensink
Starting point is 00:51:50 no he looks he looks like very little kid right now but i give him a little bit of a pass because he's english and when i think ballers i don't really think of uh the english no offense Basketball is not their footy people. Surely at some point you picked a basketball up, though, and at least dribbled it around, you know, but this dude looks like he's never touched one in his entire life. I'm trying to think what sport would have me looking like this. Dude, to where I couldn't at least look.
Starting point is 00:52:17 You have, like, your baseline athleticism is far superior to this. You wouldn't look like this in any sport that you played. I'm trying to think. And so the question for the ladies I have is, I don't, I think lack of athleticism isn't like a huge deal breaker for most, you know, women, when we're talking about being attracted to men. But when you're this far on the spectrum of just not being athletic at all, is that an I want to know?
Starting point is 00:52:44 Because this obviously this guy who pulls, I mean, he's on Love Island. This looks like a theater kid who his first movie role was he's got to be like the high school quarterback. And it's like, all right, they toss him a football and he has no clue how to throw. Right, right. And they're like, ah, fuck it. We already cast him. We can't replace him at this point.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, this is crazy. This is beyond my comprehension. He, if I remember right, so he made a connection with this really nice, cute girl. And then I think the fans sent him home.
Starting point is 00:53:16 It wasn't like a mutual thing. And she, they liked each other a lot. And then like, no lie. Three episodes later, I think she was, I think there was some pretty obvious sex.
Starting point is 00:53:32 in the bedroom. Oh no. So he had to go home and watch that. Yeah. But it was like one of those goodbyes where it was like, I'll find you after this. And then she just completely moved on. I'm pretty sure she moved on like real quick. She turned that page real fast.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah. Well, that's tough. At least he didn't get it as bad as what's his face on the Spanish one. I was just trying to think of that. What's that guy's name again? Oh. That was so hard to watch. Poor dude.
Starting point is 00:54:00 It was just every week. Just watching his girl get clapped on, like, live. That was his actual girlfriend, too, if I recall. Yeah, something like that. Anyway. Yeah, prayers up for Charlie. What's the caption here? Just a bunch of hashtags.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Oh, man, that's tough. Montoya? Montoya. Por favor of all. Montoya, povvvvotea. Montoya, no. It's running down the beach crying. Didn't he, like, end up having a thing with the host?
Starting point is 00:54:30 Oh, whatever. Well, he hooked up with another girl while the girl who cheated on him was watching, too. So he kind of got back at her like that. See, I just don't know if we're going to get that kind of act. That's why that's, you could say this is part of like the culture and decline, whatever. But that's why that shit's going to get all the ratings. It shows like that. And Chris Harrison's show.
Starting point is 00:54:52 I know. It's going to be very boring. We need a Montoya's situation. Yeah, they're not going to. We need the tea, y'all. They're not going to clap live on camera. It'd be dope if they did, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:03 That was in a shape of clapping, too. It was, oh, yeah. They were jackhammering, dude. It was bad. That was real bad. It was more than I'd like to see on a reality show. I'd like to think he's doing okay for himself these days, though. Handsome, lad.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Good looking guy. He was fit. A real fit lad. Good show. That's the show. Check it with the chat. We got a little time. Check it with the chat.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Chat. Chat, what's up? They say anything, Randy? That was just a good, that was just a clean show. That's a great point from Alex. That's probably what Zuck would have looked like if he hooked. That's why I say I can take him because his nerd gene is too powerful. Yeah, that's fair.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I still think. I don't know. He looks pretty nasty on his little wave thing. Probably looks better than you, you know, drinking that beer while he's wakeboarding. Nah. He didn't. Well, he can stand on a board real, real, like. athletic.
Starting point is 00:56:03 In a tuxedo with an American flag. Have you ever done that? Have you ever done that, Dylan? I've never tried, but I'm sure I could. That's so like 2010 Tfm-Coded. Toxedo with an American flag, wake surfing with a beer. That's absolutely something that we would have posted.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Okay. Oh, the Olympic curling is starting now, apparently. One of the opening ceremonies. Do I even miss that? Do events start before the actual opening ceremonies? I didn't think that was the case. Milano. Montoya,
Starting point is 00:56:37 Montoya, Por favor. That's right. That's what they kept saying. Poor dude. Just going through it. That was pretty, that was the main character on Twitter that day.
Starting point is 00:56:48 That show might run on the CW with ads alongside Live. Yeah. That's kind of the vibe I'm getting from it too. If I see Chris Harrison at Carve, I should say if Brett sees him at Carve, Brett lives there. We should see if he will, he'll come on and talk about it on the show. If I saw him, I would, I would absolutely approach him and be like, hey, do you remember when? I bet he would. And try to like, you know. He strikes me as the kind of guy that remembers things.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Yeah. That's probably, that, that's probably a big reason why he got as far as he did in that game. So there you go. All right. So remember Dallas, Texas. March 7th. We are coming. We are. coming day after day. Just one day. We are coming. That'll be weird if we just did a meet up every day.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Yeah. It would eventually get sad. It's just us. Like, guys, you gotta get at it. Nobody's showing up, dude. Yeah, we've done like eight of these. All right. We'll see all tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Bye-bye.

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