Circling Back - Dang, That's Crazy | Circling Back 6-16-26

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

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Is it Mattel Ranchos? All right, we're back. Circling back podcast Tuesday morning. Welcome to the show. You keep just adding stuff to this rundown. You just snuck another one in. You got a problem? You got a problem with content?

I just can't keep up with you, dog. Oh, I got to look at stuff. I just can't. I don't know what's happening over here. Why don't you bring some juice? I'm flying blind is what I'm trying to tell you. Colorblind. I am.

You know he's color. blind right there's a lot of men who are it's common for us folks yeah it is just pointing it out okay i didn't want to make any ableist comments don't make any able as comments they like they like to make fun of my disability we don't we don't this is a safe workplace we just like to we accommodate you as much as we can and you got your transitional lenses more on that later yeah we have a warby read we do have a warby read later well my name is dave and uh welcome to the show Thank you. To everyone who found us through Bloomberg, I just want to say thanks for checking us out. Okay? You might like it. You might not. Some people do. Some people don't. I don't care.

Dylan Schivry co-host over here. Very excited to be here. The college baseball is a lot of fun right now. It's getting interesting, Dave. had quite a I think most believe would be an upset yesterday with Georgia losing to Oklahoma Oklahoma is sitting in what they call the catbird seat so Texas has Georgia tonight

must win and then they got to beat OU twice. The winner of that game has got to beat OU twice to advance to the championship series. Right. You understand? Yeah, it's pretty straightforward. Yeah. I think I think what played out yesterday is best case

for Texas. I think Texas can beat OU twice, easier than they can beat Georgia twice. They swept them in the regular season. I mean, OU's crazy hot right now. Crazy hot. They got the look of what a great man once called that effing team. Sometimes you got to get... It's just a hot hand. Sometimes you got to get hot the right time, and that's what OU is right now. I watched a little bit of them. They had a kid up there who you said, you told me today his older brothers on the team is actually a more renowned pitcher or at least more decorated, but that kid was dealing. Mercurius is their last name. which is kind of a sick last name, I think.

Yeah, let's rank the last names. All of them? What about Chevroix? What did Barrett called you on retail therapy? Chevroarer, I think. You think he's doing a bit? He was hosting. I didn't want to correct him on his own show.

I would have been poor for him. I'm a little disappointed in him, though. Yeah, he's known you for a while. Hey, producing today. Ryan. Also, I didn't turn audio on. start the show, so I apologize, guys. But there's, you know, it's a silent intro.

We're doing like an old, you know, no talkies. It's like a 1920s film. What time is the, like, what, how long end did the audio kick on? Well, thankfully, they didn't hear a disabledist comments. So they don't know what we were talking about. Okay. So just the live viewers will be affected. Yeah, so.

Okay. So audio, they're fine, but. I guess producer week is back on. Damn. It happens. Damn, dude. Oh. Somewhere Randy's smiling.

Randy posted something. He was drinking a sugary drink in Portugal or wherever he's at. Portugal. Ah, yes. Well, hi, Ryan. Welcome. Welcome back. I just had to let you guys know. I wanted to be honest here. No, it's good. We pride ourselves on being very transparent. One day under the books or under the belt in the books. What thoughts? How are you feeling? Pretty good. Yeah. It's a... Randy has got some... complex stuff set up over here, I think, for job security. So just, you know, getting the hang on that. Is there anything you would do differently? Probably not. Because I, you know, as someone who used to produce it another place,

it's good when no one can come in and just instantly day one have your setup down. Okay. Smart. Okay. I respect it, honestly. I've heard it was complex. I don't know. You know, I think when we started doing this with Ray, I was like, can't you just come in

and press a couple of things? buttons. We've been trying to get him to go wireless in the studio, and that hasn't happened. He's written, he'll be wires. He's written himself instructions, like a checklist. That's crazy. A four-page long checklist. And he looks at it every day. And I mean, think about how long he's been doing. That's how difficult. Think about how long he's been sitting in that chair, right? Yeah. And he still doesn't, like, you can't go off the dome and just get everything going. He's got to make sure, look at his, what's our respect. It's like flying the space shuttle. But that's valid,

because I don't trust myself at times, you know. Look, I appreciate what you're doing. I think flying a space shuttle is a little bit more complex than producing a podcast. Four pages of notes? Yeah, they have like 50. Okay, but I've heard they pretty much fly themselves. You just, you just type in like moon. Yeah, destination. Not even coordinates, just literally.

Yeah. Dark side of the moon. Yeah. Just like Pearl Jam, right? That's right. Don't tell Ryan about that thing. I'm already embarrassed. Pearl Jam was before my time, guys.

A couple of weeks ago. I just said not to tell him. Okay, I won't tell him. You can tell he wants to know. I mixed up the bands, Pink Floyd, and what's the other one? Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam.

Yeah. And then he's like, they're very, and then he was like, dude, they're similar. Well, I know they're not. Okay, I know they're not.

In my mind, they're similar because they're both P bands. And they're like, they don't perform anymore. Or maybe they do. I don't fucking know. But whatever, do we can move on. What's your favorite P band?

Ooh. Um, Primus. Primus. Yeah, you seem like a primus guy. Yeah. We got there. Yeah. Yeah.

I bet. Pat Green. Right. There you go. I bet Ryan's just Pantera. You guys just naming bands that were all popular before I was even a thought. How old are you? I'm 27.

I'm not down. You don't have to answer that. Yeah, that's fair. 27? Imagine me in 27 right now. They got the whole world ahead of you. You know? Imagine being 21 and COVID hits.

It wasn't that fun. Yeah. That's tough. Yeah, 27. Damn. He's a lot younger than you. Yeah. Oh, shit.

I'm famously 42 years old. Ew. 42 year old. Sheesh. Couldn't be me until next month. Yeah. How about that? Damn, that's right, dude.

Yeah. Oh, man. Hey, we're doing cold calls today. And I was looking at the, there's a form, a spreadsheet even that sources all the applications. There's some absolute heaters in there. Potential heaters. There's a, yeah. Let's go.

People are going to call. And if all they have to do is just bring it a little bit, it's going to be a great show. We went great. We had a great one a few weeks ago. Today is going to be really good. Can't wait. That goes down from 2 to 3 Central. Check it out only on Patreon.

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That reminds me. I emailed them to cancel because I'm the, my email is the one associated with the account. Yeah. They never responded to me, which sounds pretty on brand for them. Probably just hoping I forget and then keep the... Maybe they're out on cancel culture. Well, you're always complaining about it. Should be able to cancel your subscribes.

You should be able to. I think it's actually illegal to not allow someone to easily do that. Yeah. Well, we'll file a report the Better Business Bureau, Triple B. I'll get them on the horn right now. Dills call them live. Ryan, call them up. I don't want to do that button.

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Because you want to, you want to be a little surprised when I read it. You want to have an authentic reaction to it. Exactly right. And so I'm not reading for context. I'm just making sure they're, they're well written enough to be read on the show. But Davidwashedmedia.com or you can hit the Haasline, 877352 Haas. We did retail therapy with Barrett Dudley. That goes, that went live Sunday.

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It's tough. Yeah, it'd be tough. It looks good. Yeah. And you have another color, too? I have the light blue one. Yeah. They both look great on me.

If I say so myself. Did they send me one? I think they did. I did too. I need to wear it. It did too. Okay. Yeah, you're right about that.

Hey, real quick, I put this as a late entry. You mentioned this. I assume this is what you're talking about. Did you see the Instagrams dropping Instagram maps? No. Please fill me in. Do you remember? It looks like someone didn't start the timer.

I can't be energized. Oh, that was rude. Oh, there's the timer. What a rude thing to say. Just add 10 minutes. What was I talking about? Remember Snap Maps? We were both on Snapchat for a time.

We're doing Instagram Maps now? Yeah, and I don't really know. I mean, I don't see why I would do this. It's probably not for me. It's probably for the younger. the rinds of the world and even younger than him but i just don't know if i need it so you can see where the squad is you can see okay i assume it has to be like a mutual follow follow follow back yeah yeah yeah you can't you can't like i can't see where sidney sweeney is obviously why don't you

you know what i mean like she doesn't follow me not yet no but you probably got some who's your who's your uh who's your biggest follower ooh um big cat probably Big Cat's one. Page Spirannick is one. Okay. Big one. Okay. A couple, got Kelly Kraft as one.

He's not as big as the other two. But I got some real hitters on there. Dave Ruff is one that follows me. At D.C. Ruff on Instagram? Yeah, he follows me. That's a big one. I got to get a post off this weekend. I've just been,

I just go through these phases where I just don't really think about posting on Instagram. I think you've been giving us enough, honestly. You do? Yeah. It's fine. My Twitter activity is bumping up. Yeah, dude. Thanks for the RT.

Yeah. Okay, so I'm on Instagram now. Yeah, you probably don't have access to it. Oh, okay. I don't. You're right. They're only given access, like test access to BDBs. Okay.

Big Dig Ballers? Yeah. Okay. So that sucks for you. Are you impressed how quickly I picked up on BDBs? You've been doing the show with me for a while. Yeah. That's good.

Did you know what I was talking about? No, but. Dylan filled me up. Do you remember, how long have you been on Instagram? Pretty much since it started. I started in high school, yeah. So you remember the activity tab on Instagram? Oh, God, yeah.

That was, that was the worst feature they ever made. Both the worst and the most entertaining feature of all time. It was just so easy to see what people were up to. I think I got a lot of people in trouble, you know. There kind of is a feature like that nowadays on reels. If like one of your friends has liked a reel, it'll show in the bottom left that they've liked it. I have a friend who really needs to watch what he's liking on Instagram because you'll get serves and you're like, we have a friend. Why are you doing that one, bud? You know who this friend

is. He may or may not have been on the show yesterday as a guest. Okay. He is a reckless double tapper. He's not even like a great. It's not a horny play for him at all. He just likes everything I see that I'm like. This is how he likes it. This is how he scrolls Instagram. Double tap, scroll, double tap, scroll, double tap, double tap, everything. Helicopter bids. Just gives out the love. Just dumping out the likes. Yeah. But the activity tab.

That was tough. That was a rough one. It was tough, man. Started a lot of fights. Absolutely. Oh, I saw that you, uh... Oh. High school, that would have been...

That would have been just an ender for me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we had AIM. We had, you know, we were doing the AOL. It was that stuff. Smart to get rid of that one. But damn.

Hit up some ASLs on there. Yeah. Definitely was chatting with some imparting. 40-year-old dudes. Easily. I, you know, never. Oh. That would be, that would be like a personal health.

It just sort of like, someone was like, all right, well, here's everything you ever aimed. Here's everything, you know, you're just going to have to go through it here in this room by yourself in the next few weeks. Yeah. That wouldn't be a good look. For most people, though, I feel like. I would hope so, yeah.

The male brain, the frontal lobe development doesn't occur until later. 25? 25-ish, yeah. That's what they say, but I feel like mine's still getting there, you know? Okay. You can feel it. Yeah, like sometimes I don't start a timer on time. You feel it reaching its final form soon.

You got to get in there and make a mistake your first week. Like, you have to. You got to get dirty, you know? Yeah, no, that will endear you to the people. How's the chat thinking it? Did you find out from the chat? Yeah, and I appreciate you guys for that. You let me know.

But, yeah. They'll keep you on your toes. We don't get, our chat's not as big as I. I want it to be, but like it's, I do like everything. I don't watch everything, but I do like the, the crew we have. It's a good crew. They seem fun. Yeah.

I will say on day two, I'm already starting to notice some reoccurring names, which is a great sign. You got guys who are showing up every day, so. Yeah, they're the real ones. There's a lot of recurring names, like Popatig. You know, Randy would say reoccurring. Ryan said reoccurring. Oh, did he?

That's a ran. That's a randyism. Randy's got away with words, some say. Yep. And reoccurring is, that's on his mouth right. But that's okay. Maybe it's just a producer thing. I didn't go to college, man.

Maybe in producer school. Producer school, they teach that word. You didn't go to podcast college? No. I just started working. What was your first job out of high school? Out of high school, so I knew I wanted to work in production, so I got picked up by a touring production company.

And we were doing, like, photo and video for, like, dance competition. So that was interesting to work on for a couple years. It was like kids dance competition. So it was all different types. But yeah, a lot of 12-hour days shooting 20,000 photos a day of six-year-olds standing on stage, essentially. Okay. I was hoping with break dancing. That would have been sick.

Yeah, there was some of that. There's just a lot more of like the other stuff, contemporary jazz, ballet, all that kind of slower stuff. Nice. Nice. Okay. How long did you do that? That was like three or four years and then moved out to Vegas, August of 2019. That was great timing. So started working on some jobs there and then COVID hit and all those were taken away.

You know, COVID changed everything, Dylan. Yeah. I lived it. I know. Yeah. I was on the sticks a lot. You didn't take it seriously. I know, no. Well, yeah, I took it seriously. Look, COVID was kind of fun for a little bit. Oh, wow. The first couple weeks were cool.

It was like a nice forced vacation for everyone. And we all still had hope that it was going to be, you know, a month or so. And then it just started to drag on. That was our peak gaming. Yeah. That was a lot of people. I had my kid like two weeks in around COVID, our first kid. And I was gaming pretty heavily.

We heard Randy right in March of 2020. Like right when it hit. And we couldn't use it. We couldn't use our office. We were like, yeah, like, here's a paycheck for staying at home and not really doing much. Some people might have said, I'm sorry, we have to terminate your employment. Yeah. Or not us.

Or like, we could have hit pause on like, hey, we're going to hire you like when we're back in the office. We were real about it though. Yeah. Some good guys over here. Yeah, we were. We need a, you know, more people need to acknowledge that we're good guys. We're good guys. Okay.

He did do some work for us. He did a lot of work. We did a trying to get me set up on Twitch. I think he almost quit. From home, right? Yeah, that capture card, El Gato, sounds shit. I was just, I, we eventually got it, but it was bad.

It didn't, it didn't last long. Should have stuck with it. I mean, there was a lot of Twitch streamers that were bored from that era. I know. I determined that, like, I like to overthink things, but like it took away of my enjoyment of actually playing the games.

Yeah. And I wasn't good. which doesn't matter if like if you're funny or you have a bit but i was really really i was digging playing with like it was dylan me our buddy kj uh frank klein my yeah our buddy zach um we had like a squad that we did it every night it was so fun yeah drank a lot too yeah we my wife and i we're whipping up cocktails yeah Klein was a great teammate in there you ever do this in the trenches in the trenches in the trenches with us, you know, Klein. Yeah, you never know.

Your squad, you could be holding out a position, a strategic position, and then, you know, your, your teammates on the roof of another building, just sniping. Why are you pushing that team alone, man? We're just getting, we're getting cleaned out by a bunch of 13-year-olds, and Klein's like, where are you going? Pushed down by me. Where are you going?

Crawling, like, heartpack. I'm reviving day while taking bullets. I need shields. I need shields. Client's just like picking off people from 300 meters away. He's like, oh, just down that guy. Yeah, his teammate revived. Client, this isn't helpful.

Man, what a time. This is so far. I miss it. Yeah. But that's my stuff. I've been a gamer all my life. So that's kind of the content world I'm in. What's your system?

I mean, I started as a PlayStation kid, was on Xbox for a while. And then I got a PC. So I've done that since like 2012. Good for you. That's some real gamer shit. I never got that far, but I respect it. Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite game?

All time. Probably Kingdom Hearts, if we're saying all time. That's a deep ball-knower title. Don't know it. You don't know about that. I don't. I don't know. These guys don't know a ball.

I'm a, yeah, I'm a mainstream guy. Call of Duty. Yeah. Golden Eye, if you want to go way back. I play Cod nowadays, but I'm playing like the ranked mode. So like the 4B4 super competitive stuff. I'm a big fan of e-sports as well. So that's just, it's the version that they play.

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famously pushed the the Netherlands to a draw. Yeah. Nill, nil. And then after the game at Dallas Stadium, which is in Arlington, not sure I'm supposed to say that, what did they do after the game? Did they leave? Do they sell it? Like, this is a big deal.

They were probably supposed to lose that game. Did they leave and go celebrate? No, they cleaned up the stadium. Because Japanese culture is one of respect. Respect and honor. Honor. Love it. Cleanliness.

You don't, you know. It's their duty. Americans don't do that. No. We leave mustard and peanut shells and trash everywhere. I've seen beer cans, crumpled up. Chips. Just disgusting behavior from Americans.

Think about how, bring my kids to a restaurant. The effort in cleaning up a, like a stadium that big after a packed, you know, a packed game, just monumental. It's so nice. I don't know who did it, but someone took the video of all the Japanese fans cleaning up. They had the bags and they were picking up trash and putting it in. Very kind, like we said. Someone put it in reverse. Looks like they had bags of trash and they were just taking it out, leaving it all over the floor.

Pretty funny. It's a good bit. Pretty funny. It's a good bit. Yeah. You know, Randy, producer Randy famously, he's been to Japan. Oh, I'm jealous. He even owns a sword.

Do you own any swords? No swords. But I'm a big card collector guy. I do like trading card games and stuff, Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, that type of stuff. Maybe we'll have KJ on this week. KJ who's got famously doing the Pokemon, waiting in line, all that.

Yeah, I mean, I loved Pokemon when I was a kid. I kind of gotten out of it because it's just absurd as a market right now. And you can't really play the game. There's a lot of people who own Pokemon cards and don't even know that there's a game you can play with it. Real? Okay. I guess I didn't. That is one that missed me. Yeah. Dylan knows more about it because Dylan's son is a little bit older. Yeah, he went through a Pokemon phase. He's kind of out on it now. Your son's seven, who's 11? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, my son, his name is seven. But he's, that's not real, by the way. Don't, I didn't name my son's seven. But there are kids named seven. I know that because when they, when people thought that was my son's name, they reached other. Hey, that's also my kids. And that's really cool. Yeah. Anyway, that's, that's, That's neither here nor there right now.

Well, I just want to say, well, I think everyone's pulling for Japan. Yeah. Japan's been awesome so far. I got to give the Scots a shout out. The Boston footage have seen, they were doing awesome last night. Did we talk about this yesterday? I talked about it with somebody. I don't think we did it on the show.

Rangers were at Fenway and Sunday night baseball. And from the first pitch, the Scots are chanting. It had to be one of the most fun nights at Fenway. I mean, catching a game at Fenway while in our country for the World Cup, that's a hell of an experience. Took that L. Took that L. Sox. I don't think the Scots cared about the L that the Red Sox took us.

Yeah. That was cool. There was a good contingency of Japanese fans at the Ranger game last night because they got a little homestand. Took the L to the twins. Twins. Twins. Have you been following the Cape Verde? Cape Verde.

No, but I did see that someone put a million dollars on Spain to beat them. Didn't have. Which would have only paid out $85,000. Crazy. And it ended in a draw so that person lost a million dollars. A lot of draws this World Cup. I don't know if it's a disproportionate amount to previous, but everybody keeps pointing out, there's a lot of them.

But did you see, so they're goalkeeper. He went seven for seven on saves. He was pretty much the breakout star of that. He was great. Vosina is what they call him. Starting the game, he had about roughly, I think I posted his link in Slack, his Instagram. He had roughly 50,000 followers.

How many do you think he gained after one game? Oh, wow. I think he pulled up his IG. I think he gained 120,000 followers. Okay. 120? I mean, I, that's just a shot in the darkier day. I have no idea.

That's a lot. The only message I have is the Freddie account. I bet I Instagram message that to the, yeah, I sent it to my son. Bozina. I'm a very, very silly, silly boy. He's got 8 million followers now. Damn. What? That's crazy.

From 50K to 8 million? Yeah. And I don't want to like, I don't want to be a hater. He was really good. I'm like, what? What? He's going to have an all-time fall off. Follow or count, though.

You know, like, you think he's going to start bleeding? A month from now, people are like, why am I following this goalie from a country that I've never heard of? He could have like a 1,000% fall off, though and like still be cooking from 50, right? 1,000% fall on? You know, hyperbole, but he could have like a mask. Are you doing Trump percentages right now? I hyperbolic.

Okay. I just got it. Did I tell you I got one? A hyperbolic chamber? I didn't know that. I sit in and just say like crazy shit. That's crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I borrow it? It just sits there and like it just goes like this. No. No. That's the, maybe the dumbest joke of all the time. Ryan,

Ryan kind of like it. It got a chuckle. Lowells. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. I mean, let's say he loses a million followers. Cool.

He's still cooking. Let's say he loses five million followers, which I got to imagine it's fairly hard to do. There was a bit back in the day where you were bleeding Twitter followers. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It wouldn't even ARPA. You would just bring it up. And like, I think you were, I think you were wrong.

I've been around 40K followers on Twitter for the past, like, 10 years. I had a quote tweet go by over 4 million views. And I think I picked up like eight followers. I think the 4U tab, this is my theory. I haven't really looked into this, has decreased like followers, like people following new accounts. Because you get, like, all these people are coming at me on the 40s tab. For you is pretty much shit that I don't really want to follow, but I don't mind seeing a lot of it. And it's like, I don't even need to follow these people to enjoy the content, you know?

So I just, it's just like the popular ones just make the way to me anyway. We didn't talk about that. You get served anything kind of crazy on Twitter last day or two? Like. Like a Brazilian bungee jump action? Oh, yeah. Like a thousand times. Did you see it too?

Yeah. I finally saw the unedited video of it. Because they had the impact blurred on most of them. You said finally. Like you were like, I really wanted to see it. No, finally as in like I was expecting it to be blurred because they keep blur in like the.

Yeah, yeah. The impact. Then I finally saw. I wasn't looking for it. It just found me. A year bungee jumped? No, and I never will.

A bungee jumped in Padre. I've got a video. I got a, on a VHS. Dude, I swear like what, what happened to that poor young woman? Like, 21. If I were to ever go bungee jumping, I would have them check the equipment a thousand times before I went. Like, are you sure everything?

A thousand? Sounds like somebody's been in the chamber. Like, are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure we're good to go before I trust you with my life? So wait, they've got you, they've got you hoisted up and you're just like, you sure about that? Exactly. You sure about that cord?

Can we hook up a backup court in case the first one fails? That was awful. That's why I trust skydiving more because worst case scenario if your main shoot doesn't go or you get like a line twist or something you have a reserve on you and those are like professionally pat.

Skydiving yields less accidents but I don't know if that's true. Yeah, it is very safe. You just have to know what you're doing because it can go wrong. Can I give you a fun fact that relates to you potentially? I went skydiving outside of Sacramento

when I was 18. Hell yeah. And it was just a bunch of Aussies and they were so sick. and like they were so like one of them they can pay for like the video and just one of them goes down like jumps out with you and he's just recording you and he's just yelling like a crazy Aussie and I was like I kind of want to do this for a living like these guys these Australian dudes just moved to California and this is their job they probably do like 20 jumps a day and they just go and that's it and then they probably go out to the bars if I were to go skydiving and I never will but I would check like make sure my my pack is there like okay okay I had an old man on my back. I'm not trying to Travis Pastrana it. But that's the type of thing.

If it's an old man doing skydiving, he probably knows his shit. I signed his book because he had like, I don't know if it was this number, maybe 20,000 jumps under his belt. And he was like, they were keeping track. But that's believable. No, it was like, sign my book. I've got over, like his, not like a book he wrote, but like everyone who jumps with him, tandem signs the book.

So he like keeps it because he's like, yeah, I track everyone. I'm like, okay. Yeah, if a skydiver is still alive, then they've never had a catastrophic failure. So that's a good. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, you want to pick one that's still alive.

That's the guy. It's good. Yeah. You never jumped out of a plane. And I never will. I'll never go bungee jumping either. Also, whitewater rafted the American River. It's beautiful.

I kind of have you beat on that one. I was blown away. He's about to want up you. Go ahead. Let's hear it. Colorado River. Better? Seven days down the Grand Canyon.

Oh, dude, I did that when I was 13 with my dad. Yeah, I was so sick. 10, but my mom used to do that in college. She was one of the guides. And so when we were a little older, she took us and the whole family. We hiked out at the end. Oh, we didn't have to do that. We got hellied out.

It took 13 hours. He got helied out. It took 13 hours to hike out. It was a 7.5 mile, like, you know, what do you call that? Zigzag, yeah. That's sick. What do you call that when you go back for? Traversing?

Traversing. It was seven and a half miles. and it was like, you know, 100-something degrees. It was, uh, but it was so sick. Yeah. What was more scenic in your opinion? Uh, well, the Grand Canyon, definitely. Um, did you guys go to like the little Colorado River?

Man, it was so long ago. Yeah, that's, that's fair. Um, but there's, there's this like other river that connects with the Colorado at one point. And it's like this crystal blue water out of nowhere. Like, I don't know. It gets the rocks filter it or something. But yeah, there was some really scenic and beautiful locations. I get the reflecting pool.

It's a dope. I'd take parks do that one day. I remember being, it was the first time I'd ever seen something that, like, I just, you know, as a kid growing up in Dallas, Fort Worth, I was like, oh my God. It was, it was, it was blow on my mind. And there was, like, gold miners. Yeah, yeah. Like, just randomly, like, their little camp set up.

Yeah, people still do that. I mean, we got most of it back in 1849, but still still looking. Hmm. So looking. The guy on a Fox News commercial telling me to get some gold. They love hawking gold on there Yeah Like dude get you some gold

Haas get some gold bars Like the people go to the river with the pan You know Yeah They find a lot of gold Do they find a lot They find gold You find some gold

Some Sometimes they don't find any Apparently you gotta go to Alaska That's where all the real time gold's at nowadays Really? I just believe the Discovery Channel shows I've seen because there's like 40 of them at this point You got a factor in it

It's expensive to get up there. You got to factor that end of the plus bears. Plus bears. Yeah. All sorts of wildlife up there. I'm interested in going to Alaska at some point. Yeah. I got friends who did a cruise recently.

They brought their five-year-old. Yeah. And it went better than expected. I was like, you know, me, like, I was sick. It was fine. Yeah. The German guy's still going off. Freddie.

He's in Texas now. Yeah, tough. He's in Galveston. And they're getting absolutely dumped on. Oh. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's, I'm kind of getting, I'm having some, some of my senses are getting triggered a little bit

where I'm like, what's going on? Seems a little bit too. He's doing, he's making all the right plays. It almost feels like it's been co-opted. Like he's got like a PR agency running it. But he is doing all sorts of dope stuff. And there's a guy who's like, hey, I'd love to fly you out to Las Vegas on this private jet. I saw that when JJ Watt learned that he would be passing through Texas.

is that he offered him to offer to a meetup something or other swimming cool. I don't know if he did it or not. Okay. Made his way to college station or maybe he hasn't yet. Okay. But Kyle Field will be another impressive stadium. What do you think about that? Props to the Aggies.

Carl Field's dope. I'm not going to hate on that. What if it's not just Kyle Field? What if it's... What if they're there? What if they're... That might ruin it for him. Yeah.

I was going to say. Yeah. I didn't want to be the one to say it. That might ruin it for them. Yeah. Just some, it's like, ah, I love America. We got, we got, Freddie here. He's here from Germany.

I saw the worst stand-up recently. Was it not good at all? Let me tell you a little story, eggs. This guy, Freddie. What are they doing? Tough look in the 40s. Sure. Sure.

Yeah. Germany, that is. a tough era. Go to war with the world every so often. That's a norm joke. Oh, God. Yeah, well, okay. We're monitoring.

I'm not following Freddie, but I am, I am aware. I'm lightly tracking. What's this? This was this morning he updated. He got a huge haul from the Astros and the Galveston Police Department. I love how everyone in the United States are just absolutely embracing this character. Oh, yeah. I don't know what he looks like.

I was thinking about, he blurs his face. It's a faceless page. Oh, really? I'm thinking about maybe like doing a bit where I like pretend like I'm here. Like, ah, I'm here. Like I do like I set up a burner and I wear like my Slovenia national team. Like Slovenia did not make World Cup. That's not how they talk.

Slovenia did not make a World Cup. But I'm here and I'm experiencing America and I'm just going to see what kind of action. Maybe I'll get like a Popeye's gift card or something. Clearly a big Ronaldo guy who is not German. famously who's the best german soccer player i had no idea no one there's some good ones in the 40s i think okay okay we're back to the 40s yeah okay callback yeah there's somebody we're missing look at the chat the chat's gonna know like somebody mine an obvious superstar german yeah yeah oh i think it's detour you're probably right with that guess is german yeah

soccer player right now. What you got? Of course, it's Jamal Musiala and Florian Virds. You don't know Florian? I don't know these guys. Fuck. Not a huge soccer guy over here. I don't keep up with the game.

As you can probably tell, neither are we. Yeah, that's good. We do appreciate the World Cup, but yeah. There's somebody hitting the Haas line right now. Just fucking idiots. Yeah. You guys may have got, I apologize if you guys get to it later in the show, but obviously it's Florian Burtz.

Yeah, he's Mount Rushmore right now, yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, you could say he's good. He's a former MVP. I don't know. He may not, he may just be like a dude. But Germany, traditionally a good footy power, right? He plays, oh yeah, Verts plays on Liverpool.

So, I don't know. Will, this is where you want Will to come in and tell you. Don't question. Yeah, sure. AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Do they have a natural grass surface field? No. So they played on artificial turf, or they brought grass.

I'm confused there. I think they brought grass in for all these stadiums. You can't play soccer on artificial turf. No, yeah. Kentucky bluegrass and ryegrass mix. They brought it in. Yeah. Okay.

I guess it wasn't a stupid question after all. No, in fact, it's a good question. Thank you. No question's a bad question. That's got to be quite a project, Tom. Wait, you got a lot, a lot to go, bud. That's quite a project, right? Yeah, probably.

You roll the turf field out. You bring in soil and sod. Yeah, you got to water it. Yeah, you got to water it. Yeah, you should water it. Give it some sun. Not a whole lot of sun getting through that stadium. Well, they drop top a little bit.

Roof opens up to do. And of course you got the windows, which, by the way, they've not put up curtains, but you know they've put a tent on those windows. So, big ones that ruin day. game they brought in a big tent tent they brought in a big tent it's like a circus top you know what you know uh the stadium in uh madrid where rale madrid plays they'd grow the grass underground they have like these lay these like floors underneath the the surface where they bring they roll the grass down artificial sunlight and water and then they bring it back up for the games it's pretty wild

i know that because i went there i tried to implement something in my house Sounds very expensive. No, it's all, it's very hard clay. And we don't have good nitrogen in our soil. It's very difficult. What does Clay have to do? Does he was there? He was there.

You remember him? Flounder. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was actually Aiken. Clay Aiken was there. He just kept wanting to sing. I was like, this is no, this is no song and dance.

This is turf. This isn't helpful. This is serious. I appreciate the music, but this is not helpful. Yeah. No, that's cool. I'd like to, I would watch a two-minute YouTube video were too, like a short on, like, how they do that.

For sure. As a turf guy myself. I mean, you got all that soil, you know? Yeah, I know. A lot of it. I guess I hadn't really thought about AT&T Stadium how they were doing that. They probably do it outside the stadium and then wheel it in and then bring it back out. If you know the turf guy at AT&T Stadium, let us know.

Yeah, we will, I want answers to this. We'll have him on the show. Hopefully he's quite large and he comes down here and sits next to Dylan. What if you got framed mug by the turf guy from AT&T and T State? I wouldn't mind getting frustrated. framed by a turf guy at AT&T Stadium. He's just wearing like a bucket hat. He just basically dressed like a yell leader.

Some overalls. He doesn't wear overalls. May not even be a he. That was very a, that was, you know what? Yeah, what are you doing? I would deduct one ally point for myself. Apologies. But I will give myself one, a good guy point for, uh,

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additional pair at Warby Park. Parker.com slash steam. That's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at W-A-R-B-Y-Parker. com slash steam. You want to put a bow on it? Let's put a bow on it. Brendan Sorsby. This has been an ongoing story for the past couple, three weeks.

I don't remember at this point. It would appear that the lawsuit, was it a lawsuit? Was it a lawsuit that was filed by the Georgia, or not Georgia, Oklahoma? Who was it, Dave? AG. AG. So I'm going to give you like a real tired guy timeline. So you have relief granted by the district court, the judge.

Injunction. Shocked everybody. Then you have the Big 12, the conference, threatening to sanction tech, potentially boycotting games, whatever. You have the Texas AG. Ken Paxton, who is running for Senate against the Tala Freeco. He's a freak, dude. He's got a girlfriend. Sorry. I know he's a, yeah, he eats meat sometimes. Not enough for my liking. Yeah. You have the Texas AG basically, okay, wrote a letter. It is a essentially just saying,

hey, if you guys do this, then we're going to sue you to the Big 12. And the Big 12 essentially said, bet and said, well, we're going to go get a declaratory judgment or going to go pursue that in a court because you guys essentially just triggered. Basically, you guys started a fight. Now we can go to a judge and say, nope, this could happen. So issue a ruling right now on it. And next thing you know, Soresby falls on the sword says, I'm just going to go to the supplemental draft.

Yeah. If there is one. Right. Which is weird. I didn't realize the, haven't had one in a few years. I knew it wasn't an every year thing, but 2019 was the last one. I think that someone has to apply for it. And that's the, yeah. If you become eligible after the draft in that same year, then they can have a supplemental draft. And long story short, teams can bid. They have to give up future picks, a future pick or whatever. And whoever gives up the best pick, I think. I also saw someone on Twitter. I don't know how valid this is. This says you can't apply for the supplemental draft if you are currently eligible to play college football. Correct. And because of the sanction that was granted. Sorry, not sanction.

The injunction that was granted. Get my legal terms mixed up here. He has to somehow now be. Render a moot. Yeah. Which there's some. Yeah, I don't really know. I think he has to drop his lawsuit.

This is a... I believe. This is a win. Because he has a lawsuit against the NCAA. It's very confusing. Long story short, he's not going to play for Texas Tech. Right. This is a win.

We thought this might happen. We thought this might happen. You just can't have someone who gambles on their own games be else will to play college football. It's just, you have to protect the integrity of the game. I know, I think a lot of tech fans would even agree. I mean, if you... If you just pretend, pretend this happened at Texas. Like, tell me, tell me the Texas tech fans wouldn't be like, oh, fuck, Daddy.

You would be, you'd pull into the office and there would be Aztec guy and crew just pitch for us and cat die. However, had he remained eligible and had he played this season, it would have been fun. Like the ongoing season long controversy would have been fun. Imagine like game day signs and we're still going to get them. Yeah, you're right. I will say tech tech fans like I know there's like some that were like the high road

like you know basically the right take the right take is to be like he shouldn't play this isn't right like it's cool that we stood behind them but you did see some of those guys say you did but the way I think if you are very online

and you are on Twitter you gotta just you got to ride for your team that's the way you do you have to lean into the scandal yeah you do so I don't blame them while they were very wrong and there's a lot of bad takes out there like that is the play we've compared it to other other teams embroiled in like scandals like this that are grand scheme like this doesn't involve anyone getting physically hurt but um yeah it's going to be really funny watching tech put up like tech's going to like they're going to hang like 80 on teams in the

Big 12 as like retribution, right? They're going to get revenge on teams because this is going to be an ongoing thing. Like there will be stuff that comes out about like which teams were really pushing for this in the Big 12. And Joey McGuire seems like the kind of guy who doesn't forget. He likes to chirp a lot. And yeah, there will be, tech will be throwing the ball quite a bit in the fourth quarter when they're already up 50. I don't know if you saw this. This comes to us from Ross Dellinger, Dellinger. Yes. The University of Michigan has canceled a scheduled volleyball match against Texas Tech

and Michigan plans to hold further discussions with its athletic staff on prohibiting contests against the Red Raiders similar to Nebraska and Georgia. This is like as of today. This was yesterday evening that he tweeted this out. And I don't know if this decision came down before or after

Suresby said he will not be playing. So it's potentially of you know they could step this back obviously walk this back is the better turn there so i guess my question is like how much of a a hit to their reputation is this and will they be are they going to be paying for this moving forward probably i mean they're they're probably still going to win the conference they'll i don't know if they'll be a big uh a playoff team but there's a good decent chance will hammond we've already talked about him don't really know what to expect there, but like they have crazy, you know, personnel at every other position, right?

Especially for the Big 12. So I don't know like they're going to this, this definitely took a lot of goodwill. Tech, tech the last like few years is at a ton of goodwill because what they're doing is like is cool. Yeah. You know, you have a power, a team that had never won the conference. They'd never won the big 12. They'd had some fun teams back in the day with Leach. But you had them being like, okay, we're going to spend just like the blue bluepil.

And they've got this dude, this billionaire oil guy, Cody Campbell. And they were kind of the darling. And now it's kind of like, eh, Twitter and online cultures kind of turned on Cody a little bit. Not that it matters. Again, I get it. He probably makes more money than me. He's been a quote machine. He's a quote machine.

So is Sark, by the way. That's what I sent yesterday. Do another one. A little drive-by on Joey. Keeps taking shots at Texas Tech. Yeah. But what do you say he wouldn't be shocked if Joey had Pat Mahomes playing for him in a couple years? Yeah.

That's funny. I just wonder if there's going to be like a sustained fallout from this. Not, not, I don't think so. But did you see also the note that they're not going to make Soresby pay back the money? Yeah. But I don't think he's, he's collected the full five mill yet. I think that's like. Okay.

I think what they've given him so far, he said like, yeah, just keep it. Okay. Anyway, this situation is, has concluded. he will not play, which is the right move. What do you give it for? It's good for college football. If you're an NFL team, if you're the Cowboys, and you famously not really successfully addressed

the backup quarterback situation, Joe Milton, okay, not really sure what's going on there. I think Sorsby is good. I don't know if he's great. I don't know how good he would have been for this team. He lost a lot of games last year. I know he played for Cincinnati, and that's different.

The quote that I keep going back. to and I don't even know if this guy's like a ballmower, but it was first round talent for third or fourth round tape, which I'm sure that tape's going to would have looked a lot better with the, you know, skill players at tech. Yeah. And it did Cincinnati. No offense, Cincinnati. So what happens to Cincinnati? Because Cincinnati, in theory, we're aware of this. We're aware. Like what? I don't know. That is something I've seen a lot of tech people be like, all right, so what about that? That's fair. That's totally fair. It is. I'd love to know. Because I, That is strange.

That that didn't come out until that there was a lawsuit, which I believe is still ongoing between those two. Soresby and Cincinnati. Yeah, they're trying to get a million dollars back from him. So I don't really know. Do you think, I don't know, do you think, do you think, do you think Sorsby lands? I think somebody gives up like a second or a third? Yeah.

You do? I do. Okay. I don't, I have no clue how these things go down. I don't either. I don't know. I'm not really familiar with supplemental drafts. You think it's the Browns?

And then because, you know, the Browns in theory that they've already got a stack quarterback room and they're going to end up drafting Arch. So you're going to have Arch, Soresby. They're not going to draft. Shador. What's my guy from Oregon? You see that Sark yesterday, he was on the Kay Adams show. And he said that he wouldn't be surprised if Arch wants to stay a whole other season. Was he flirting?

Maybe. She'll get guys to say. anything. Yeah. Yeah. Is that where he took the shot of Joey? Yeah. Yeah. It was like the last thing he said. It was like the last part of the interview. He just wanted to see Kay laugh one more time. I don't think Arch would come back. Dudes go on that show, just act different. If Arch comes back for another year, it's because he had a poor season, which we're hoping doesn't happen. People are saying there's a controversy already. Like, you think if he comes out and like T-State just shuts him down that first game? Like, that would be, uh, that would be, uh,

horrendous. What are you doing if T State pulls off the biggest upset in college football? I might not watch Texas the rest of the year. Yeah, but like you would have to be, how would you feel? I would be devastated. But you did do a couple years there. I would be devastated. You met your brothers for life there. I would be devastated. Would you rather lose to Texas State or oh you? Oh, you. You could lose to Texas State run the table and still make the playoff. But if you lose the Texas State, Notre Dame. That is a, that is a, a blemish that will be talked about. People are talking about GJA.

For a very long time. If Texas used to OU, it loses to OU, it's like, oh, that sucks. Same fan base. But OU is a good program. No offense to Texas State. They're just not, not, not the caliber of athlete that matches up against Texas. Would you rather lose the tech or Texas State?

Tech. Really? Yeah. You think you'd get chirped by, is it because you would come on here? Because you're naming good football programs. I would rather, rather Texas lose to a good football program. You'd rather than, but what about like an upstart?

program that's on the rise, been to bowls two years in a row. If Texas State goes on and runs the fucking table. You spend some time there. If they run the table, like, oh, they're good, actually. Yeah,

I'm not saying it's like a fluky game and Texas State loses like six games. I'm saying, like, what a Texas state is like 10-win team? It would still be devastating. This Texas team is absolutely loaded with a very difficult schedule. So if they don't make the play off the time

because they're not a good team, because they play an unbelievable schedule. But it would be crushing. I would be very upset. I would be very sad. Okay. I mean, maybe in a few months, I'd be happy for Texas State after, like, I got over it.

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Yeah, that's the one. Ryan, hit the music for DDT CSW. You know what's funny? He walked in the bullpen earlier. Yeah. And he saw this on the round. He asked me that exact thing. Do you guys have a sound drop for this?

I was like, no, dude, this is a brand new segment. I was looking through the board and I was like, I don't see anything. DDT CSW. typically i'll make randy just make one up sing one on the spot but do do do do do do d d t c s wu why let him i was doing i was doing the vocals he was helping yeah cooking i'm doing the vocals he's doing the beat why are you so afraid to let ryan cook it's called a collaboration i didn't take that personally don't i did good you're always doing it to randy too man you're afraid to let these guys cook you just fucking just get to your dumb ass segment oh my god all right all you

want to do it anymore. Dude, are you sure you don't do Dave's, dang, that's crazy story of the week? What's, what happened that was crazy that I missed? Wow, he's taking a break. He's wiping his mouth with a tissue. I think we lost him. Hold on, bring the mic back. Let's talk through this.

Cream would have hit that. It was off. Wimby. Oh, fuck you, dude. That's right. That's fair. Welcome to a segment that people have been champing at the bit. Some have been champing.

It's a crazy story. This one caught my eye. It comes to us from Minnesota. I'm going to read a little bit. They said it was like a scene out of a movie, a chance encounter that almost seemed like it was set up. He was writing in his friends ATV on Saturday on remote trails line with pine trees in northern Minnesota, a decade-long tradition from the friends for the friends from West Farms. You're setting this up like it's a spooky season story.

You have the same tone, same build up. I said it was crazy. Is it also spooky? Crazy, scary, spooky. Some might say hilarious. It's not hilarious. They were 30 miles east of their RV park and running low on gas. They found a shortcut on a minimum maintenance road.

They turned on to an unmarked trail full of potholes. I hate potholes, man. South Lamar. You drive South Lamar often? Not often, but to get in here. It's rough. It's a terrible road. After navigating rough terrain, muddied by overnight rain, they rounded a corner and came upon a minivan that looked stuck.

Stuck in the mud. Okay. One of the gentleman, a 50-year-old retired U.S. Marshall immediately checked the surroundings after seeing this minivan. He thought the scene was odd. How did a minivan make it out here? Like, they're way out there. This is northern Minnesota. This is Squatch territory.

That's not minivan territory. It's trending squatch. Was someone hiding in the van or the woods waiting to ambush them? You got to be ready. As they approached the vehicle, they saw a body lying in a puddle. I just remember saying to myself, Oh, my God, please don't be a dead person, Sandbeck said. She was completely submerged, walking closer.

They could only see a woman's hand and part of her face above the surface of the muddy water. Then they heard her whisper, This is spooky. Scared the crap out of me. I watched Mike stop dead in his track, Sandbeck said. It was like, well, let's help this lady. Neither one of us said anything to each other. We're just like, are you okay?

How long you've been here? How long you've been here? How long you've been here? They didn't know. It was Catherine Wessner, 68 of Alexandria, who'd been missing for three days. The Douglas County Sheriff's Office had sent an endangered missing person alert saying Westner had a medical condition that raised concerns about her safety. She's 68.

She was last seen June 3rd in Hubbard County about six miles away from. from where she got stuck near Bacchus in rural Cass County. I don't know why I got country when I said Cass County. Rule. Rule. Westner told Sandbeck and Gravelin that she'd been lying there for days. When she got out of her van after getting stuck, she fell into mud two feet deep. Oh.

Like quicksand. So she got stuck. She's been there for days? Yeah. She was dehydrated, severely sunburned when they found her June 6th. It was 90 degrees out in an overnight storm brought heavy rains. Gravelin said he imagined the fear Westner must have felt when the water was rising up around her

so you get this heavy storm, she's stuck in this quick sand like stuff and it just starts raining and filling up on her. The water was almost coming over her mouth, Gravelin said, adding that she wasn't very mobile. Okay, don't know why I had to say that. Like, we get it. Man, talk about lucky that these people came along. Holy shit.

The friends called 911, shared coordinates with the dispatchers, and volunteer firefighters soon arrived. to their shock, they overheard paramedics say that they believe that she was the missing woman. My gut tells me if we didn't drive through that trail, this would be a whole different outcome for Catherine. Yeah. Yeah.

That's nuts, man. There's no doubt in my mind, this was the hand of God directing us to her because there's no reason why I would have ever gone down these little trails. They had intended to go on an organized run Saturday for a local bar, but they had the date wrong. So we were like, well, what do you want to do? Sandbeck said, well, let's go find some new trails on the old ATV, hauls. I kind of paraphrase there, add a little bit for entertainment.

So they just happened to go out remote northern Minnesota, find this van, and boom, find this woman stuck in a giant puddle of mud. Dang, that's a crazy story. It's not, beat me to it. I was going to say that same thing. That's a crazy story, though. Well, it's not even done. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

Look at law enforcement or investigating how she ended up 100 miles away from home stuck on a remote, unmarked trail for days. Yeah, what's she doing out there? What's she doing out there? Not to. Ooh, she was, okay, can I guess? I think I know where you're going with this, but yes. There is a dead body in the back of her minivan that she was driving out to dispose of. That's not, doesn't say that in the story at all.

Damn, could have been that. I was taking a guess. Maybe she's going out there to cook. Oh, like, oh, like cook. Like spaghetti? No. I think Ryan. More Walter White-esque.

Right. Okay. I thought, okay, this is dark, morbid. I'll say, you know, maybe she was going out there to pass away. Only 68, though. Yeah, not a back. I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, I know. But you don't know what's going on. Okay. So are you going to tell us what actually happened? No, I don't really know. It's fucking just weirdest fog, dude. Wait, that's crazy. It's a cliffhanger.

Yeah. She turned down the trail. She had no idea where she was going to, going. And then next thing you know, she gets stuck in this puddle, just stuck there. Like a quicksand, like not full quicksand, but like, can't. get out and just had these guys happen upon her on an at tv is quicksand not the scariest shit man can you imagine there's something scarier i think uh sorcery scary wizards freak me out uh the lot of things like the lot of the things in the occult have you been around quicksand

i don't talk about it publicly i haven't more of a quick silver guy okay i'm more of a silver bullet guy hell yeah take out werewolves oh okay drinking come on man that works too i was in a frat Ryan. Come on, dude. Yeah, I wasn't. My bad. Gede. God, dude. Texas State for hats. This is, I've worked, I'm going to put this on the radar. This is something we're going to monitor because I'm very curious. How did she get out there? Did she have like some kind of how far off the like the beaten path is this? I mean, per this story from the, this is a paywalt story. But thank God someone.

put it somewhere where I could read it. Very far. I mean, this is Northern Minnesota. I don't know how much you know about Northern Minnesota. I know a lot. Does she have like a lot? Like dementia or something? I don't know.

Early onset, you just got confused and you just started driving. I don't know. Did you ever used to back in like high school days or something? Not even high school. Just go drive and then just take like a random, like I'm going to go drive around and just not even, I'm going to go explore a little bit. No, that scares me. Not off of, not off of.

Not off a paved road, I wouldn't do that, no. Especially not in a minivan. One of our drinking spots in high school, which we called The Spot. Everybody had a The Blank. It's still there, by the way. It was the spot as well. Ours was The Field. I drove past it the other day.

It's at the end of, it's right off of 360 going into Great Hills, and there's this, pulling the neighborhood. But if you go straight, there's a dead end street with a barricade there. If you go beyond the barricade, there's a pretty pond back there. and a little lookout and it's I'm pretty sure it's still there. I might just go drink there this weekend. You should go do it.

Just reconnect. Anyway, that was only about 400 feet off of paved road. So I sent Ryan a link to the story and it has a picture. Oh, no way. Yeah. Holy moly.

Oh, man. Oh, yeah, that's just the middle of the woods. Imagine the bugs. Lucky, lucky woman. They got to get her some water, ASAP. She's super dehydrated, hungry, confused. That'd be the worst to be dehydrated in the middle of a puddle. Yeah, because that's such a...

It's cruel. Exactly, yeah. Because you know, like, you don't want to drink puddle water typically, but, like, if you can, like, do you... You start thinking about it. Yeah, it's like drinking seawater. I think you do. I think you just, you drink it. But what happens if you start getting, you know?

I don't know. You feel that rumble You guys try to find the lesser Maybe that's how you free yourself from the puddle You just start blasting from down low And just shoot yourself up Like a volcano explosion I don't think there's enough force there dude

You don't know that Yeah I'm pretty sure I do Okay Ryan seems to be on my side It's comical but I don't think that's gonna work Okay fine dude Jesus It's not real advice I'm sorry It's not medical advice I get it I'm not a doctor

Looks like a Christ sort of minivan there. Yeah, no, I think you're right. Okay. It's got the badge on the back there. Go ahead, make a comment about it. No, it's a good vehicle. It is.

Dude, Chrysler's really had it come up the last few years. Sure. That's why today's show is brought to us by Chrysler. So she's okay. I mean, she's okay, but we got, I am going to track this

because I want to know what's going on. You're probably right. My guess would be like some sort of. mental event yeah but you gotta take her keys away 100 miles away like that's i'm taking those keys away if i'm a loved one look you can't do this anymore got i take the keys i'll drive me around if you need to get somewhere did you see the um i almost put this on the rundown but i know how you get with this kind of story did you see the the family that put their grandpa on blast because they were trying to like log in to something on the TV.

You see this? Yes. Dude. And they found a, they thought found all of his, his, uh, his gooning history. They were just laughing in his face.

And he was laughing at grandpa's face. He's flustered his face to turn red. And like some, whoever is, they're like, oh my God, anal. Like,

yeah, leave grandpa alone. Let him goon in the living room. What's your problem? For 40 years, this man had to use magazines in his imagination. Oh, no,

that was like, that was just the click of a button he gets whatever he wants. He probably lives alone. Like, let it, you know. Yeah. Don't know if there was history. Was he supposed to think about the, uh, the lady they painted on the side of his plane

in World War II? Like, dude, let the guy goon. Yeah. And then they put a camera in his face to make it worse. Look at our fucking grandpa. We got to show the internet. Pervert alert. Yeah.

Poor guy. Grandpa's a real beater. Dude. Jesus. Grandpa goooner. I mean, at that age, you're happy that you got the blood flow down there, you know? All right. Yeah.

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I'm hoping I don't need it for a long time. Which the shelf live on some blue chew? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you this, man. I'm about to read Underdog Fantasy's copy right now as soon as I get the app to open. Stand by. Blue Chew.

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Yeah. Who's your favorite, Chad? I kind of hate all these guys, to be honest Why, dude? Dude, that's crazy Because clav is a highly functioning autistic man who hides that by taking drugs and steroids Yeah And getting rhinoplasty

What? I haven't heard about this one So would you pull up If you look at the rundown There's a link on there If you pull that, there you go So clav our boy This blew my mind, are you sure

That's clad That's insane. It 100% is. So he got a nose job. I guess it's been a couple weeks now, two, three weeks. Bandage is off. And the returns are not great. Let me be, I want to say something up front.

I'm worried about his mental health. And this is like seriously, I think he's a guy who cares a lot about what people think of him. I think he's an emotionally very fragile person. And I'm worried about where this goes from here. The nose job, there's a video of him on a stream, or the chat is just like going in about how bad he looks. And you can see his demeanor kind of change in the clip to going from like, you know, fun and easy banter.

Fun and easy into like sad and thoughtful. Yeah. And so I don't want, I'm not that he's going to listen to our show and be like, I'm not going to be one who contributes to it. But I also, if something happens to this guy, I don't want to be on the wrong side of it and being like, I don't want to, you know, oh, this guy was bullying. I don't want any of that. And so I'm being careful with what I say about Clav.

But I am worried about him, man. The nose job, I mean, he's still a top 10 chat according to the official chat rankings. Yeah. Why did he do this? He said, yeah, thank you, Chad. I'm looking at this. Yeah, he's dropped two spots. People are saying it's, his nose is too small now and just doesn't fit his face right.

He had a good nose. He was such a, he is still a good looking guy, but he was so handsome. It doesn't look, it just looks different. That photo, in the photo on the right, I need to see a different angle because like the lighting clearly isn't accentuating like his, his hammered jawline. Right. Which he's also. You pointed out that people are saying that he looks like an F1 driver.

Which is, there's worse things. Definitely. He's also pretty well. He's getting jaw surgery too, you know. Is he getting jaw surgery? Yeah. Dylan, any guess on who the number one chat is currently? No, no.

It's Vamogsu. He's the humble mugger. A little piece of humility along with his magging. That's great. The current protagonist is Zeta, genetic apex. And then number three, rounding out the top three is derb. He's the golden boy. Okay.

What about the... Indrogenic? No, I was the crymacer. Where's he? What was Crymaxer's name? I don't remember. Have you seen the Crymaxer at Ryan? No.

He's a kid who he cries on purpose and then takes his tears and rubs it into his hair. It's natural saline. The natural saline. It's like the salt water. Like you're leaving the beach. Yeah. Your hair always looks great. You leave the beach.

Yeah. My biggest thing with Klan, did you guys watch the Channel 5 interview with him? Andrew Callahan. He did a really good interview. I got a loss any sort of respect I had for him during that interview. Look, he's a troubled young man. He's already OD before he can drink alcohol legally. Yeah, I don't even think he, I don't even think he drinks.

He just, he just does drugs. You shot a dead alligator. You shot a dead alligator. You can't do that in Florida. Also, that one didn't really stick. They tried to cancel him, but that one didn't, I feel like it didn't do anything. That was worse things. Like, he just looks so upset about the way his nose turned out, and I just, I'm just worried

that this is going to be the beginning or maybe not even the beginning of a spiral. He's just going to, whoa. I just feel that his mental health is going to start declining. I don't want it to. He is just behind, so he's officially fallen behind Trevor Larkham, the Ginger Comedian.

Wow, I didn't realize that either. These are all names I know. I think Dylan Latham is the Weapon X. I think that might be the climax. That's the climax. He's top 10. He's at number eight. Just behind the ASU frat leader.

Of course, you probably... I know ASU frat leader. Everybody knows ASU frat leader. He started the whole thing. I feel like. I feel like he was... Well, he mugged him. Yeah, it was...

Framey. The cortisol maxing. Yeah. He put him on the map, I think. Okay. Just kind of looking at the overall... We've got some diversity here. We've got some females, some people of color on the Chad lists.

We're getting up there. Liz Cush. She's the Russian queen. She hasn't cracked the top 10 yet, but we'll track her. So, anyway. Might want to buy in early on that one. Yeah, seriously. I'm in on BoJack.

He's known as the Maverick. although he's dropped four spots. I don't know what happened to BoJack. I don't want to know. Before I hitch my wagon to BoJack, I need all the info. You don't want to find out that he did something horrible. You just say you're all in on this guy. You got to be careful with these kids, man.

You don't know what their past looks like. All right. Well, I'm worried about Klaff. That's the bottom line here. I'm worried about him. We're going to monitor. I think that's a fair take, to be honest. Yeah.

He seems to be emotionally fragile, and I don't want to poke the bear. but he won't see this I don't know the other side of that is like that's what comes when you make a brand about shitting on people constantly on the internet

and then you gain fans who like when you shit on people they're gonna now shit on you yeah he's been famously pretty mean to a lot of people yes look this isn't me saying that I'm a big clav guy I don't think he's like

necessarily the best person in the world is your wagon hitched to him or not but if if this goes if this ends in you know in tragedy I don't want to be you know I don't want someone to pull a tape like, oh, this is one of the guys that was talking, you know, is showing them.

Okay. I'm worried. I'll do it for you. It's cool. Okay. Because, like, I mean, my generation, this is the people who, like, kids who are five years younger than me are looking up to and want to be like. And it's like, it's not good.

No. I would like to think no one's, like, genuinely looking up to them. I'm sure there are. There are. There are. The looks maxing thing is big. Yeah. Especially if you're, like, around 23 to 19.

It's a thing that you care about for a lot of people. COVID changed everything. Okay. People had to develop. People got, they, seriously, you're shedding your home. You don't get the socializing. And next thing you know, you start looking up to these guys. We just, we just watch the rankings.

We're just watching in all. I had a conversation with Parks. Parks is my, he's my 11 year old son about, he's almost to the age where kids start to get cell phones. And I'm really worried about his access to internet, social media, that kind of thing. You see what the UK just did. ban social media for kids under 16. I don't hate that at all. I like that, yeah.

I need to look into it more. Like a 13 year old with access to all this shit. For sure. It can end badly. And so I, and he's like, I'm not ready for a phone yet. Good for him.

Like, really? You're not? He goes, no. I was like, well, you'll probably get one sometime in middle school. But we're going to have, we're going to have to talk about social media,

your access to it. He goes, oh, that's fine. I don't need Instagram. He's saying the right things. All his son wants to do is eat sushi and play baseball. it rules. Yeah.

That's kind of based, man. Yeah. He's sick, isn't it? Dude, Parks is based. He's a great kid. He's a great kid. Anyway, I'm worried about that. Yeah, you should.

I mean, everybody, yeah, everyone has that thought. So, yeah, you don't want to. Some of his friends have phones already. He needs to do, I had a pager. Ninth grade, I pulled up for a beeper. You don't know about that. No, I know about pagers, but like even my first phone, I didn't know internet access.

It was just, you could like, no, I forget which brand. It was some, like, Sprint exclusive phone. but I could just like text people and like call people. Yeah, that was it. Like snake. I don't want to be the dad who's like, all right, give me your fall and let me see what you're up to.

And like, you know, I don't want to check in on him. Yeah. But at the same time, I can't have him just. It's a balance. You can't have free reign.

But like, yeah, I get it. It's a new era, man. Parks, Parks is, he's a great kid.

Yeah. But yeah. I mean, dude, even like, even if my kid was like, I'm going to get on, like if A.

Like, if A.O.L. was back. Like if that was like the thing, I would still be worried about that. Like I think about me, like on that, like not just me, but like, that's, that was crazy. Just chatting with people who we were in chat rooms pretending to be. I've been in the room with him when he's playing video games online and then suddenly like a voice will come over to his speaker, you know. Slurs. And it's like, who is this? He goes, I don't know. Like, shut it off. That's weird. We're not doing this. Yeah. You can talk to your buddies, people you know, and that is it. I think he had like open mic or whatever and people are just like nah buddy we're shutting this down

right now nah how is he going to communicate with his team you know he's going to be a liability he's not going to know what the information is on the map he's got to stick to his people he knows he's got to get a good rank squad going dude 2021 is like all right i'm gonna i'm gonna lie down i'm gonna lie prone and uh you'll go on i got to go upstairs and get roads back to bed and i'm gonna come back that happened so many times it was like just lie down and just go up there like, please fall back at sleep, then just run downstairs. We're just under a hail of gunfire. Dave, Dave. Dave's just cooling over there.

That's a great skid idea. You're just in a bush, just like laying down. Dude, that was, that, that was a real thing, man. That was fun times. All right, we'll let. We'll see y'all for cold calls this afternoon from two to three central. Bye, bye. Bye.