Circling Back - Dangerous Nights Crews with Ross Bolen

Episode Date: March 1, 2023

New York Times Best Selling Author W.R. Bolen of Bolen Media joins us today for some fun and easy banter. Hells Angels, the Bidens' orders, and our perfect Dangerous Nights Crews. The boys were buzzing! Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:00) Becoming Undercover Informants for Hells Angels (16:00) Trash or Not Trash: Ordering The Same Thing As Your Date (30:00) The Dangerous Nights Crew Draft (1:10:20) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) BetterHelp: betterhelp.com/circling  (10% off your first month) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will to freeze to my left dav David Roth. Thanks, Will. Guys, starting March 6th, it's time to double down. I'm happy to announce that I've partnered with KFC to bring back the world-famous Double Down Sandwich.

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And tell them Dave sent you. Did you know that he's doubled down, Dave? I do now. This dude goes to Vegas and, like, he'll double down at any moment. It doesn't matter what's in front of him or what's in front of the dealer. What he says is, double me down. Doesn't matter what game I'm playing. He'll double down at any moment. It doesn't matter what's in front of him or what's in front of the dealer. What he says is, double me down. Doesn't matter what game I'm playing.

He'll double his back. So you've got 18 in blackjack. You're dope. It just doesn't matter. Double against a face card. You want a three. He doesn't give a fuck. Me likey.

You really want a three. Yeah, he'll double. Give me that three. For me, the action is the juice. So you like to live dangerously. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You have no clue tight the person uh that's fake deepening their voice is dylan chivery the person who is not fake deepening their voice is new york times best-selling author ross boland hey guys

let's give ross the floor here how's it going it's good to be back well you didn't have an ad read prepared so it's kind of hard to like the floor to you. How do you know, bitch? Do you have an... Okay, go ahead with your ad read. I don't have an ad read prepared. Yeah. Go ahead, Ross. Welcome.

Hey, Dylan. New dad, Ross. New dad in the house. Oh, whole squad big poppies right now. Ooh. Yeah, everyone on this show has children. Mm-hmm. Congratulations.

We've all sexed at least once. We've all had the sex. We're all boy dads. That's also true. Yeah, we do all have young little gents. Wow. How about that, man? These little gentlemen are quite rowdy lately.

They have been. These toddlers. You guys hear about these toddlers? Just wait, Ross. Just you wait. I have a four-year-old stepdaughter, so I'm familiar with the toddler game. It's a fucking mess out there.

If we had a diaper changing contest right now, So I'm familiar with the toddler game. It's a fucking mess out there. If we had a diaper changing contest right now, who's the most confident? I've been at the game for a minute, but I think I could probably figure it out. I'm at the top of my game right now. I'm in the thick of the shit, you know? You are in the shit.

Getting the most practice probably. These kids, man, they shit a lot. I meant to ask you this yesterday, Dave. This kid's, man, they shit a lot. I meant to ask you this yesterday, Dave. Does Rhodes have very manly farts? When this kid rips, when RJ, my son, rips ass, it's comical. It's like somebody has a whoopee cushion in the room. I remember it being more disturbing than I thought it would be, way more audible. It's fucked up.

I was like, they're not generating any power down there. I was wrong. They're generating plenty of power. A lot of it. It's like they got some Brett Merriman solar panels on their little butt. And I'm extremely immature. So like every time he's nursing and he shits himself, I'm cracking up. You have to.

Yeah. It's hilarious. It's never not funny. Especially with a titty in your mouth. Like shitting yourself with a boob in there. You've never done that? No, I want to. That's like the dream I started. We all drink too much in college.

Yeah. I'm going to have to wait until I'm elderly to get another shot at that. Yeah. Parks is in this habit of getting up from the dinner table at least one time, leaves the room to fart, and then he comes back. Hell yeah. And I'm like, first of all, thank you for doing that that's mad respectful second of all it could probably you could probably hold it for the next five minutes trail no you gotta you gotta cut the trail before

you walk back close the door behind you you know what i mean yeah you gotta break the chain yeah once a day our chain at least once man it's it's it's kind of out of control i love that dude he's a good kid i miss parks i haven't seen him in a minute he's he's grown up man yeah i see on your instagram yeah he's gigantic he's not he's not well i mean he's gigantic compared to like when i first met him yeah fair can he dunk like his daddy uh he's tight he's touching the the bottom of the backboard but he can't quite get rim yet bill bill did you ever dunk you're a tall guy yeah man come on what really you've seen my legs have you got rim you've seen my legs are you worried they're

just gonna break in half when you land from dunking i'm pretty confident i could still get rim but i'm not gonna try it because i was i have like secondhand ptsd from dylan and but no dude it was one of those things where like especially when i got to high school and there was all these people that were shorter than me dunking i was ashamed of that because i'm you know i'm six two i feel like i should have been able to throw it down at least in my prime but you wanted to yam was never close you were never a yammer the other day i went to parks's school and uh his whole class was outside of recess, and I lined all of them up, like 18, 7, 8-year-olds, and I dunked over all of them.

Really? Damn, dude. Really? You jumped like 30 feet. Mack McClung or whatever. Yeah, it was kind of sick. That's pretty big ups. Yeah, I know, man.

I didn't think I could do it. That's impressive stuff. Wow. And you still have your ankles to show for it? Yeah. That's good. They're still here. That's good.

Maybe it got stronger after you heard it the first time yeah maybe what is what is your coffee cup dude what are you talking about it's a task it is a wildly inappropriate it's a woman's figure you see we don't know that but it's like there's no penis a woman's figure who's been taken out by a serial killer and chopped into thirds oh yeah it's just it's just uh it's the fun section. I don't know. Well, the problem is that it's – I don't know. I think the fun section is the mouth. Oh, do you?

Yeah, yeah. I like to hear what they have to say, Dylan. Okay. Yeah, I kind of respect the brain. It's the buttocks, and then you can see the front side. Right. But the problem is if any coffee splashes out, especially because you're not a creamer guy –

It happens a lot, yeah. It looks like the woman has shit on herself. Thank you for noting that I'm not a creamer guy yeah it looks like the woman has shit it does on herself thank you for noting that i'm not a creamer guy as i am a man yeah you are a creamer guy though you know i prove it bitch you can't prove it you know i drink strictly lattes is that facts that's you make them yourself or do you buy them no i mean i drink normal coffee and i put a little bit of creamer in it but like like if I'm at a coffee shop, I only get a vanilla latte. That's it. I'm not going to hate a latte is fantastic.

It's really good, but it's not good for you. I've kind of changed my thinking on coffee shops. If I'm there, I used to order like just a black coffee, something like, or just a cold brew. If it's something I can make at home, why am I even at the coffee shop? I got to get something tricked up. Give me a red eye. Give me a little double shot. You got to get wilder than a red eye okay put a splash of oat milk in it there we go i go 36 ounce double red eye no creamer i don't even know what that means what

the fuck is a red eye i know that it's a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it or numerous if you're feeling like an absolute wild boy it's for alphas only you probably should not not yeah i'm not too beta for this but do do you not get like anxiety when you i used to drink two a day and i've now if i drink one now i would lose my mind okay i used to do two a day and i can't believe i was drinking that much it was hot it was terrible because sometimes i'll have two cups of normal coffee spread out over four hours and feel like i'm tweaking on meth yeah i can do two cups now i'm sensitive i always meth yeah i can do two cups now i'm sensitive i always want i want a third cup every single day you know when smokers are always like oh no i think about like cigarettes all the time all day i think about a third cup of coffee

i just know i can't do it i'm with you i just tweak on that two cb usually really you and kanye west yeah yeah wow that's not the guy you want to be in a camp with. Yeah, I'm distancing, bro. Should we have a meetup where we all just do 2CB? Yeah. You got any thoughts about the Jews you want to share with us? Yeah. I love them. What are you talking about? I do, too.

I do, too. I don't know what 2CB is. Will's been talking about it for five years. It's a designer drug, Dave. I know. I don't know what it is. It's a designer drug. I don't know what it is.

Yeah. NARC. Fucking NARC. NARC shit over here, dude. You can't afford it, dude. I don't know what it is, either. I also can't afford it. Hey, we got to afford it either hey we gotta afford it big just stick to your patreon schedule boys dude smoke swag by the way i'll double down yesterday we did uh randy's game show it was

one of the more contentious episodes we've ever done randy's over here just like he i he's he's lost the course at this point i'm a little worried about. Yeah. But you know what we're doing on Patreon. Tuesdays, we're doing exactly five minutes or touching base to conspiracy podcasts. Thursdays, listening to voicemails. And of course, Friday

is the Love Island Boys. Dylan? With the Love Island Boys. Why did you do that? Will, this is on Will. If you want the Love Island Boys, idiot,

mash that optimized tier button. We're going on the Hulu schedule, baby. And guess what? It's Casa Amor week, which means that Friday's episode might be the most anticipated episode in the history of the Love Island boys. All of them are. Yeah. I can't believe what that one dude is doing.

But guess what? He's crazy for that. Dude, he is loco for that. What an idiot. Someone caught a case of the horny. Kind of love it, though. Just got to say, I kind of love the self-destruction. Dude, he got too horny.

He got too horny. He had some post-makeout clarity that wore off real quick. It really did. All right, sorry. He caught the horny bug again. Ross, start watching the show. Start watching. Start what?

What are you doing? There is no fucking way I'm watching the show. Why? It's only a day. I already have to cover a fucking TV show. I don't have time for this. This will be like a little vacation from it. Every night I go on vacation.

It would be a good chaser. To the villa. Because everything that I cover is incredibly dark and disturbing. That's why it's perfect. I could use some Love Island in my life, frankly. Also, I do enjoy watching other people get horny. That's not a thing I get to do anymore. Once I quit drinking, you don't realize this, but once you stop going to the bars,

you never get to see anybody getting horny. doesn't happen for you anymore it's true damn people do be saying that i never thought of it like that that's so true it's true i haven't been horny in years i haven't seen anybody be horny in a long time it's fact you know what i'm saying i just i like people i like watching people try to try to laid. You don't go to restaurants? No, it's not the same. It's not. It's not the same. It's not.

That's for sure not. We'll get you on the Love Island train soon enough, Ross. Keep working on me. I think you need a chaser after all those dark shows. I do, and I only learned about this yesterday. Or maybe actually what you need is better help. This show is sponsored today by our friends over at BetterHelp. Oh, good.

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There's hells to pay. I went deep undercover in the Hells Angels and found strict sex rules with a violent price. cover in the hell's angels and found strict sex rules with a violent price retired atf agent jay dobbins said you better not get caught breaking the gang's sex rules or things could get bloody oh damn that's kind of party i'm not i'm not going to remember when they tried to like you know assassinate or kidnap uh gretchen whitmer no in michigan does it say what the sex rules are some entrapment there issues potentially but yeah was it the hell's angels no no it was just some militia dudes in michigan oh like but there were a bunch of uh undercover dudes that were also that were kind of you know figuring this

all out interesting like i can't even imagine being undercover in the situation like that walking into a militia walking into hell's angels just being like man if they knew about this right now they're fucking knifing me. Do you remember the metal militia? Yes. Yeah, those guys are hardcore. Yes, I do.

What situation, could you see yourself being undercover in, Will? Like, what kind of investigation are you pulling off? Soccer labs across the pond?

You'd be terrible undercover. I'd be good undercover, dude. I'd be good undercover. Will's a whistleblower in the candle industry. Yeah, that's true. I'd be good undercover, dude. I'd be good undercover. Will's a whistleblower in the candle industry. Yeah, that's true. He's going to expose

bad practices. I think I'd be good undercover, dog. I think I'd be good. Dude, if you were wired in a bullet, everyone would know. You'd be toast.

Oh, dude, no. I can't. Yeah. You'd be sweating bullets. I think I'd be okay until they wired me. The pressure's on. I'm wired.

No, no. I'm wired. I'm wired. I'm sorry. Take me away. Don't say anything. Dude, that's awful. That's terrible. If we need a chaser, there's also this. Steamy threesome rumbled

as cops spot Randy Trio romping in street daylight. Randy was there? It's the Randy Trio. I like when people use Randy as an adjective for, not adjective, a word to mean horny. Like promiscuous.

Yeah. I have a male dog. His name is Randy. That's true. You've met him. And he'll occasionally try to mount. In fact, often, actually, even though he has been changed. Like photos that you took or something?

Yeah, he's better than Dylan, actually. Your father-in-law's paintings or something? He just did our 45-inch TV I just bought. cheap did he hang it did he sit on it after he was done no he hung from his elbow yeah it was pretty pretty impressive but that would be a hilarious my neighbors are like oh randy's randy and i'm like you know what that's the name i chose didn't really think it through and yes he is randy he is trying to mount your female dog why do they still hump after they've been fixed they still get horny dog because life finds a way but even without the testosterone it's nature man finds a way it's nature they're

wired to home just like we are you're wired to honk because bruce my little he doesn't go to bars anymore toy aussie does this yeah no He has no horniness now. Neither do the dogs. That's true. Dogs don't... Well, sometimes they actually do go to bars. Yeah, but not like... Ross's dogs aren't going to bars. Oh, that's true. Yeah, not mine.

They got so much pent up horniness. They hate me. That's why. Your dogs hate me. They hate everybody, Dave. I know. Just the two. I've got four now.

Bruce and I had a... It's a fucking madhouse. We had a couple moments back in the Grand X days. Yeah. But then he started hating me like he hates everyone. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't trust the other humans.

I was so chill with him, too. He's a psychotic little dog. Yeah. He's not right in the head, but I love him. You know? That's great. That's beautiful. Because we're a good pair.

I'm also a little psychotic, Dylan. Yeah, we all are a little bit, man. A little off in the head, you know? Oh, yeah. You know. Fucked up in the head, not. Was that? I don't know.

Was that Korn? No, Limp Bizkit. Okay. But kind of in Korn voice. It was LB. Yeah. Different band. Whatever.

Okay. They're all the same. I need to add Fred Durst to a certain list. I got gone right now. Yeah, that music sounds great. Hey, before we get to today's main event, we got some undercard fights going on. I'm excited for this.

This was a lead that I was sent from, I'm not sure if you guys have heard of this person, Micah Weiner. Oh, yeah. Hey, Micah. He said, well, I think this would be some good fodder for you. He was right. It turns out the Bidens ordered the same

dish at a restaurant. They went to a D.C. restaurant and they got the same pasta entree. Like Joe and Jill? Joe and Jill. Dr. Jill. Dr. Jill. So some people have a problem with this? So then this inspired a larger conversation about whether or not it's acceptable to go to a restaurant on a date

and order the exact same dish as the person that you went to the restaurant with. It's not strategically sound. It feels like you're... Especially if your name is Joe and Jill. You're leaving some cash on the table or something. I don't know. But you get something else and then you share. Family style.

What if she doesn't want to share? What if you don't want to But you get something else and then you share. Family style. What if she doesn't want to share? What if you don't want to share? See, that's the thing. I don't like sharing, but I also refuse to order the same thing that somebody else is getting. Oh, see. Okay. Brittany and I, we will make a deal if we want the same thing. We will make a deal. Like, okay, we're gonna

trade bites, right? You shake on it? I need to negotiate bites before those entrees arrive though because i don't want to give up too much of my good ass it's bite bartering it needs to be predetermined for sure if she orders a dish and i want the same fucking dish i'm gonna get it and i don't care oh i should have got that i mean there's not there's there's circumstances where i think it's okay for sure but but if you're like if you're at like a nice restaurant and you both get the same fucking meal, it's just like, come on.

If you both order chicken nuggets from McDonald's, like that's fine. You're both eating your chicken nuggets. But if you're at like a nice Italian place and you get the exact same pasta dish, that's weird. One exception. It's not weird. I think if you're both ordering steak, it's not weird to both order like fillets or something. No, that's normal. That's normal.

If you're in an Italian place or a Mexican place, what's the difference? Because if you're ordering a steak, like steak is all kind of like generically the same whereas like if you're ordering a pasta dish same genus like there's so many different varieties that you could be trying that you're just not it's like one of your favorite spots and you know the menu weird do you guys both order scampi it's a little it's a Like, oh, look, you guys are so cute getting the same thing. Sitting on the same side of the table. It's about the food that you want at the end of the day. Yeah, but the one thing that I can't get over with this, Dave,

is that if you're out with the boys and everyone doesn't order chicken piccata, then the whole vibe goes off. What if it's sloppy steak night? It's chicken piccata summer. Yeah, it's chicken piccata summer, dude. It's like, what are you doing? Dude, the boys are bopping. What if it's sloppy steak night if it's a bad summer to be a caper different deal i'm trying to get some chicken pee yeah chicken piccata yeah if you guys need to go after your

chicken piccata summer if your wife's name was like delilah if it was like dylan and delilah then you couldn't order the same dish and that's why jill and joe shouldn't have nothing to do with it i love you so much babe let's order the waiters like okay before i put these orders in can i get your names from both of you no it's just about the do you make the joke like babe is your uh shrimp scampi as good as mine stop saying scampi what for the love of god what are you talking about scampi that's how it's not how's it pronounced sc. Exactly, scampi. Where are you from, man? Scampi. Dave thinks he's in the old country right now.

Sal and I split soup the other day. The motherland? Huh? We split soup the other day? Was it split pea soup? No. No, it was a cioppino. I like split.

It was a seafood cioppino, dude. Split pea soup is dank. No, it's okay. That's a really weird take from you. I feel like you're a guy who would hate split pea soup. It's so good. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Are you fucking kidding?

Is it split pea and ham or are you just splitting peas? You're living in a whole different fucking universe than me, dude. You take a pea and you split it. I don't know if you do that. It's like that story in the Old Testament where they had to cut the baby in half to teach the parents a lesson. It's literally nothing like that. This is just a soup.

They do that with a pea, though. Well, I'm in such a different universe than y'all. We weren't even reading the same Bible. No, they did surgery on the pee. They did surgery on a pee recently. Yeah. Yeah, they took the top layer off. I liked that whole thing, that whole surgery on a grave thing.

I didn't realize it was a meme until it was all done. Yeah, we were shockingly late on that, too. I don't think it's shocking anymore. It's like you're sick. Yeah, we were appropriately late. Yeah. We were right on time. It was right in our wheelhouse. Your whole deal, yeah. Do you think

this benefits Dr. Jill, the first lady? You know Sleepy Joe's falling asleep about eight bites in. Are you asking if she gets whatever he doesn't eat because he's asleep at the table? She obviously ordered what she wanted. She could just get more of it because he's

going to fall asleep. Maybe that's what their strategy is all about it's not bad shout out to dr jill the yeah it's not weird fine like i will try to i will try to get something different from bay i will try like if i'm deciding between two dishes and she chooses one of them i'm gonna go with the other one but if my heart's set on the shrimp scampi, I'm getting the fucking scampi. Shrimp scampi. What if every single dude at the table orders chicken piccata on the bachelor party? You go with chicken piccata? I'm throwing double birds on the way out of the restaurant, too, and all the haters are looking at me.

I might get double birds in the form of two chicken piccatas. You got a lazy – That's good. That's good. The lazyan's just covered in picada the same dish you're just spinning around the boys are just slurping it up will's just putting up he's throwing up heaters right now man dude he's on fire dude chicken picada summer makes me just get so fucking horny stop saying chicken picada how many chicken

picadas have you had so far this year i haven't had any yet famously you watch me have some yeah i watched dave do it and i was like damn i want some of that you have you had so far this year? I haven't had any yet. Famously haven't had any. You watched me have some. Yeah, I watched Dave do it, and I was like, damn, I want some of that. You knew what was about to drop. You knew, like, I was going to tap in for a chicken pea summer. It's the weirdest squad of all time. Chicken pea summer. I'm looking for a new squad, honestly. I'm getting real horny looking at your coffee cup, dude.

Yeah, exactly, dude. I'm willing to break pescatarian for chicken piccata summer, for sure. Wow. That's just such a shapely ass. Ross, that mug. It's a great ass, isn't it? Touch it. That mug is actually from Silence of the Lambs, the mirror scene.

He just rubbed the crack in the left cheek. Is it not part of the baby that got cut open in the Bible? No, different. Maybe. Puts the lotion on the skin. Was that King Solomon? Why don't they have m mugs like this why don't they do that with like david you want you wish there was a little penis in front i don't know

everyone would know it was like a famous statue so it wouldn't be like you just have a penis on your mug i guarantee you that that mug exists probably it's a good idea it's a good idea make it happen dude he is he is surprisingly cheeked up he's a hunk of meat david yeah i don't know if he compares to this little one-third of a woman that Dylan's got going on. I'm just seeing the head

of David. Well, sorry, the actual head. Not the penis head. We're talking, of course, about the statue. Yeah, don't talk about it. You gotta type in penis on that Google search.

No, no, don't you. No, look at his butt. It's better. It's better. No, I want penis. Statue of David penis coffee mug. Gotta have that. Yeah, look, there's some. You can I want penis. Statue of David penis coffee mug. Gotta have that.

Yeah, look, there's some. You can get it at the gift shop. What about ass? Printed on there, right? Yeah, they didn't get the actual bust. You can get it at the Galleria. I want the mold. Holy shit, dude.

When you type in statue of David ass coffee mug, one of the first things it pops up. Oh, that's my mug. It's your mug. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Wait, is this at that wait is this david's ass he's just he's just tucking it to like make his boys laugh no that's just a body sculpture

it says it's not david i mean david would have the meat in the front you know right david would definitely holler at this mug uh yeah i don't know if you can call that meat that david had but he had you know he had a penis meat it was He's got much more booty than he has. Front junk. Take me back. It was the chicken piccata of meat. To Italy? To Firenze.

The old country. Take me back. Have all of you, I'm assuming you have, you seem traveled to me. Have you been to Europe, Dylan? Yeah. That's kind of shocking. You seem uncultured to me.

Yeah, I agree. He does put off uncultured vibes. I haven't been. Go to Italy, Dylan? Yeah. That's kind of shocking. You seem uncultured to me. Yeah, I agree. He does put off uncultured vibes. I haven't been. You got to go, dude. Let's all go to Frieden's Edit together. Right now? No. You want to go do your own 40? Right now is a bad time to go over there.

Do your own fucking version of the White Lotus just ruin our lives? Because it's not good weather, dog. Oh. See, I wouldn't know that. Yes. It's a good thing you're here no you can't i was doing research not good right now okay not good we weren't really going to go all together oh we weren't no well how are we supposed to all get chicken piccata together if we're not going to be in

together fuck me has tucker done a segment on them ordering the same thing yet like you gotta think that's gonna happen if it hasn't who's doing that oh man probably has nick adams weighed in yet no so i was actually gonna ask that i don't i don't think nick adams would like this move no i i fear what his take would actually be it might be very archaic yeah hooters is a great place to go family style. Ask him. Will you ask him right now if it's appropriate for all the boys to all order like two dozen Daytona style wings separately? I feel like you'd go for that. No?

Separately? Yeah, like each of you orders two dozen Daytona style. That feels like a waste. I could eat two dozen wings right now. Let's go to Pluckers for lunch. Let's do it. Let's do a squad Pluckers. Tommy want wings right here, dog.

It's not Pluckers though, dude. It's true. Yeah, the employees don't spit in your mouth and tell me what wing you want. Tommy want wingy. You can if you pay him enough. See, I get that reference. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck else

y'all are talking about, but I get Tommy want wingy. They're all lollipop style wings. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Did you want to lick the wrapper? Easy to eat and very tasty. But I was like, where are my flats? I'm a big flats guy. Everybody knows that. Did you just do a Lil Wayne? He did, yeah. Do you remember that you'd pull off the tootsie roll thing

and if you had the Native American warrior with the bow and arrow? With the star, how did they have the star on? With the star, you got like a pencil or some shit. I don't remember what it was, but you send it in. I don't think I ever did it, but I always heard people did. I don't think that's a real thing. She wanted to get a rap.

Randy definitely sent his rappers in. Randy said it was good luck. Maybe no pencil involved. Excuse me, I'll fuck off with the pencils. You mail you a pencil? How lame is that? Pretty lame, but it was pretty cool back in fifth grade. What are you going to do with it?

I'm really upset you brought up this Lil Wayne song, dude. That's lollipop. Do you guys remember Yikes Pencils? That's probably his best song, don't you think? God, it's going to be stuck in my head for hours. Give us a bar real quick. You don't remember the lollipop song? I do.

I just want to hear you sing it, dog. I'm not going to sing it to you. But I used to, you know, when I lived above the bar in San Marcos, they would play that song to open the night every night, and it would come up through the floorboard, and it scarred me. That would get old. That would get old.

Do you want to lick the wrapper? There it is. Fuck. No. That sounds kind of dope for a college kid. Yeah. The first few times, it gets you a little hyped. Yeah.

Month six, you want to blow your brains out. Yeah, it's like Wednesday night. The way a lollipop comes to the floor. Yeah, you're trying to study, get studious. But you can't, though, Dave, because there's lollipops blasting through the floorboards. Yeah, they're just downstairs licking the wrappers. Yeah. Yeah.

though dave because there's lollipop because you're getting yeah they're just downstairs licking the rappers yeah greatest rapper alive you think so no i don't i don't he's good though i like wayne i'm a fan wheezy not walk key glocks out there i'm on my riffraff shit right now god damn it you need to stop you gotta get past that you gotta stop nah dude we're not doing riffraff in the office anymore nah fool he tried to he tried to drop it on us the other day and no one wanted to hear no they were disgusted with me even the young the demographic that he's probably making music i was trying to share like a song with him they like, they just swatted my shit out of the gym. You said song of the summer. He's a Houston guy.

Did not. You said this is the song of the summer. Is he? Yeah, riffraff. I see some Paul Wall influence in his game. Yeah. Yeah, quite a bit. Yeah.

Okay, that makes sense. It's there. You know shit about Paul Wall. Bitch. Why were you so mad about that he just looked at will just looking at you i'm sorry man i'm icy dude i mean that he's upset that riffraff's being rejected by the squad just not a big riffraff guy dylan you're so perfectly late to riffraff yeah

i've been on my riffraff shit for a long time, dog. What are you talking about? I mean, that's your – Jody Highroller? You're like – Are you kidding? He's actually on my dangerous nights list. Stop.

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Will was gone, and I was running the board, and I played it, and it was really, really loud, and it just ruined a segment. People were not happy. That's what you want. That's what you want. Today is a big day. Today, we're going to do something we should have done a long time ago. What we're going to do something we should have done a long time ago.

And what we're going to do is we are going to draft our Dangerous Nights crew. If you're not familiar with the Dangerous Nights crew, there's a show called I Think You Should Leave on Netflix. And they have a crew that goes out and they're called the Dangerous Nights crew. All pieces of shit. Confirmed. Well, they used to be. They're not anymore.

Wow. And we joke around sometimes. You know, that'd be a fun person to add to your Dangerous Nights crew. I like to joke that when Sally goes out with some of her friends, that's their Dangerous Nights crew. It's about time we draft ours. We have a couple rules today. These must be public figures. Okay.

Are you a piece of shit, Ross? I didn't get the rule. I used to be. Okay. I used to be a piece of shit. Secondly, it must be alive. Okay. I almost went with somebody who wasn't, so I'm glad I didn't.

You can say who it was, because you're not allowed to draft them at this point. Was it Jesus? It was Rick James. That's good. That's good. He was a piece of shit. I have an also good party. I have something to say, though.

Can I speak? You have the floor. I've never seen this show, ever. That's upsetting. I get sent clips from it fairly often. And so yesterday Dave texted me. He just said, watch this for tomorrow. We're going to assemble our personal dangerous knights crew.

So I watched this clip with my wife. Oh, no. And afterwards she was like, what the fuck was that? And I was like, it's was that and i was like it's awkward comedy honey it's fine it is what it is but that that is the only context i had going into this i've never seen another skit or sketch or segment of the show i've never watched a single episode i don't know where you would find it you said netflix netflix this show it scratches an itch that you that you didn't know you had like It's funny in ways that you have never experienced before.

It ticks a number of boxes, bruv. But it's awkward shit. It's like Nathan Fielder. Not always awkward. It's not that level. It's just like, this is so stupid, why am I laughing at it? It's somewhere between Nathan Fielder and Andy Samberg, maybe. That's probably not a great way to describe it.

He thinks the baby is judging him things because he used to be a piece of shit you never got that vibe the baby doesn't know people can change do you know carl havoc no you've seen him before ross you've seen the memes that's what got us into it that's where yes yes i mean this man's face is very distinct and i see on the internet our hand we're like all right we got to get into this and turns out we're only like a year and a half late you know this character, right? I mean, I'm later than y'all. You are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Carl Havoc. Yeah, I see this fucking guy all the time, though. Like this dude that's the main guy that does the show. What's his name? Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson. See, the thing about Carl Havoc is he doesn't want to be around anymore.

Yeah. Okay. Wow. Carl's a lot. My lawyer sent me a clip from this show last week. You've got to watch the show, man. Yeah, I sent you something yesterday. Take the digestible.

I watched the one you sent me, obviously, so I would be prepared for this. Did you fire me? No. The skits are short. Yeah, I have to have multiple for my lifestyle. Wait, time out. Hold on. Your lawyer's just sending you clips?

That sounds chill as fuck. Smoke some of that? Yeah, what's this guy's ad? Does he burn? He sent me ghost tour. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how it's chill as fuck smoke some of that get let me yeah what's this guy he sent me does he burn he sent me ghost tour oh yeah that's a good one smoke some you got a good watch that one with your wife i didn't watch it yet it's okay to me so uh on new year's eve uh our friend uh host of co-host of retail therapy and occ barrett dudley we went out with them he and his fiancee congrats to to them, by the way. And afterward, we'd been drinking. We went back.

And I was like, they were like, all right, let's watch one because I'd been talking about it. And I showed them one, and it bombed. Oh, no. It was like the ultimate show your coworkers do. I went with Detective Crashmore, which is my- Oh, you can't start there. I know, which doesn't do the show justice.

But that's the thing about this show. I don't feel like there's a good starting place to introduce that. Carl Havoc. Carl Havoc, yeah. Carl Havoc. He's a lot. He's gonna get you in the door.

He's a lot. All right. He's got so much fucking shit on him. Carl Havoc episode one of season two. Y'all have made me feel like I need to go be a part of this. At least- I hate to be this guy but i i'm gonna say it extreme co-worker voice dude i think this is right up your alley wow yeah see a lot of people

have told me that at this point i think this is your kind of at worst you'll at least have some context for all the like internet jokes that you see yeah about it which i do need at this point because that melty face mask guy's starting to freak me out a little bit with no context he's a lot makes sense without further ado because r Ross is our guest of honor today, I'm going to do something special. I'm going to ask Ross if he would like to draft first or fourth so he gets back-to-back picks. Oh, shit.

So it's like if y'all draft a person, I can't draft that person? Correct. That is correct. I'm going to go fourth, my man. I'm going to go fourth. Okay. Thank you. Randy, have you written down a number so we can all guess? One through ten. One through ten?

One through ten. Dave, Dylan, and I will guess. Closest two gets the first pick. We'll go from there. Three, two, one, five. Four. Three. So it goes who?

I picked three, so I'm first. Dylan, Dave. No, it goes Dylan, Will. I said five. You're doing math right now? Dave, Will, Ross. Perfect. Got it.

No problem. I'm not going to lie. I did not want the number one overall pick. There's a lot of pressure. No, this is good. Dude, there's a lot of pressure. Go ahead, buddy. This is like fantasy football.

I feel like I can almost see your list. Maybe you should turn your screen a little more. Hey, don at the screen dog this is my draft board i'm just saying dude keep looking yeah dude there's a lot of pressure on this pick you're trying to pick the coolest person to go out with right now i don't like this i'm glad i don't all right i'm gonna pick someone who would be a blast around town with he has an electric personality very widely beloved by I think pretty much everybody extremely famous very tall man his name is Shaquille O'Neal reach that's not a reach dude I did not expect you to have no that's actually a great pick half of the tall crew is means a lot he's hilarious he's gonna draw a crowd but do you

think Shaq used to be a piece of shit that's not the point yeah you don't have they don't have they don't have to have been because i went all pieces of shit oh people i love that pieces of shit yeah yeah i don't know not a piece of shit you just but an electric i think he'd be electric out on the town what the fuck what the fuck does the sketch have to do anything if these people don't have to be pieces we're assembling your own personal dangerous knights crew famously doesn't know ball, though. Yeah, he wasn't familiar with your game. Yeah, that, yeah.

Yeah. See, we know. We're online. It's a good pick. It's a good pick. I am most on board with your pick. I love Shaq. Shaq Diesel, and he's got bars, too?

It's such a good pick because, like, if you're walking around everywhere with a seven-foot guy, you have all eyes on you at all times. It's a great pick. Who's in Shaq's crew? He's like, it's your boy. What's up? Oh, that was a good one. Good for you, Dylan.

It's a good pick. Thank you. It's Dave's turn. You said these have to be celebrities. Public figures. Public figures. All right. So my neighbor, James, who needs this, he's not going to make it.

No, James can't go. I got to take James off my list too then. If you watching james like please shut the uh garage door when you leave he's been sleeping in my place in the garage for the last couple weeks hey how's that italian dog through it how's that italian dog doing didn't you have an italian dog near you and so what you're serious the dog himself it wasn't ital time enzo passed a couple years ago oh man may enzo rest in peace why'd you bring that up yeah should we stop recording for now anything it wasn't my dog but it was a cool dog well this draft is in tribute to enzo shout out to his family uh with my first pick i decided to take a wild card here. Somebody who's in the news, a lightning rod of sorts.

Someone who is a guy, someone who is an athlete, someone who is a human, someone who is Aaron Rogers, just straight up out of the darkness. I'm taking A-Rodge. Oh my God. You got to have that. This is a bad pick. You got to have that element. You got to of the darkness. I hate you. I'm taking A-Raj. Oh, my God. That is such a bad choice. You've got to have that element. This is a bad pick. You've got to have that element. You've got to have the vibe.

You've got to have somebody that you can just bounce ideas off. Like, dude, do you know, where should we take this night? We could just go back and sit down with a shaman. We could go just do a couple puffs of DMT, see if we can't go fight the devil or whatever. What do you do while you're on DMT? Ross, maybe you can expound on that. You haven't done DMT, see if we can't go fight the devil or whatever. Ross. What do you do while you're on DMT? Ross, maybe you can expound on that. You haven't done DMT, but you may have.

For some context here, Dave is so bad at the drafts, a lot of people think he's tanking on purpose. Okay. I've never lost a draft, Ross. Just for the better. Are you guys going to have lights on during your? I mean, nope. It's all in the dark?

We're going to do one night in total darkness, and we're just going to hang out and build a fort in the living room alright I'm at a Dave and I our crew's at the same restaurant I'm sitting there with Shaq

he's got A-Raj who you coming up to first I don't think you need to ask that I actually might go up to A-Raj first so I can throw a drink in his face and then go hang out and then go sit next to Shaq and be like

what are you gonna do about it he's gonna get all like philosophical on your ass I know it's gonna be so lame I need that element you need the rest of my crew you be so lame. I need that element. You need the rest of my crew.

You're going to know why I need that element. Aaron Rodgers does not order chicken piccata. As a number one pick, A-Rod. I'm surprised he was even there. I famously have the next pick. And with my first pick, I'm going to go with someone who I would consider to be bad. Is this Kid Rock? No.

Yeah, maybe a few years ago. I'm going to go with somebody who I think will stand up to anybody that night. I'm going to go with somebody who I think will be an absolute weapon at the table. I'm going to go with somebody who I think will protect me should we get into a nice little scuffle.

I'm going with bad gal Riri. I'm going with Rihanna. I'm bringing Rihanna out night one. That's a good pick. Hold on. She's currently pregnant. Your Dangerous Nights crew is going to have a lady in it? She's the wildest.

She's the wildest. She's the wildest person I can think of. Hold on. Go ahead, Dylan. Yeah, Dylan. No, no, no. That's not a sexist thing. That's a...

Oh, okay. We're talking about danger here. She'll order chicken piccata like the rest of them. Well that's not a sexist thing that's a oh okay we're talking about danger here she'll order chicken piccata like the rest of them well now it's sexist who's more dangerous than bad girl riri dude tell me tell me that if you're out with her and you're out with the crew and you might get rocky appearance later too this guy's never heard disturbia clearly if you're out with her she's not gonna take any shit from anybody i love bad girl really don't get me it sounds like it but like you can't you can't make maybe you can like crass like like locker room talk jokes you know uh i i have a feeling that if rihanna and i were having a conversation she's gonna take that

conversation way deeper than i'm going to take it in terms of uh bad words and and roasting people she smelled her fingers during the halftime show. She did. She started the halftime show with Bitch Better Have My Money. It's a great song. She's unhinged. It is a great song. She's unhinged. She did, yeah. All right, y'all, those are three picks.

I would never have guessed for your first picks, just for the record. Shaq, A-Raj, and RiRi. Yeah, dog. Unbelievable. That's a crew right there. Is it my turn? I go back to back? Who you got, fool got fool yeah you get to go back to back all right these these two people are pretty pretty similar i think people usually think about them in the same circle um the first one has been under a bit of

controversy of late for his like uh he he doesn't like to date women his age oh this is um i can't believe this guy's still there but i feel like he he would put you like first of all there's no wait list that's gonna hold you if you've got this dude in your squad you belong straight to the front you're in the restaurant you're on the yacht whatever um controversy aside you know it i don't i don't judge people for their personal adult decisions anymore i used to but not anymore dave so my first pick is leonardo dicaprio he's first he's our first round on my on my big board he was number one uh but he didn't fill the needs that i needed so he fell to number four i was still driving for need i was hoping he fell to the third round,

but he's a first-rounder. He was going to be my next pick had Ross left him on the board. That's good, man. I also want to be clear that I don't know how many picks I get. Four total picks. Okay, four total.

That's good. That's good. I can make this work. But my number two pick, immediately after Leonardo DiCaprio, is esteemed hip-hop artist Kodak Black. Ooh. Wow.

Let's go. He's Haitian, by the way. Yeah, so that's where, you know, that's where the real element of danger is going to come in with Kodak. I don't know if you follow him on Instagram, but I think he lost about $2.5 million during the Super Bowl this year.

Just, he couldn't stop betting. Him and Mattress Mac. I guess I'm not familiar with his game. Yeah, so he was an Eagles backer, and he was betting the Eagles actively when they were down. Like that. Live line. Like that.

That's a real degenerate move. Which is insane. Yeah, he's- Not live link. Anyway, that's my two guys. What does he bring to the table for you? Leo Kodak Black. Nobody's fucking with your squad if Kodak is in it.

I love his music. I'm a big fan. Does he keep that thing on him? He probably keeps that thing on him. I feel like he's on to roll now. He did time, didn't he? I thought he did a little time. I thought I saw the other day where-

The Don got him out of prison. Yeah. Commuted his sentence. That wasn't Kodak. Oh, no. Trust me. This is another record that the Don got out of prison. Was it Commuted his sentence. That wasn't Kodak. Oh, no. Trust me. Was that Bobby Shmurda?

This is another record that the Don got out of prison. Was it Bobby Shmurda? Is that true? Swear to God. He saved A$AP Rocky from overseas. Oh, wow, wow. You're not wrong.

I apologize. He commuted Kodak's sentence. He got Lil Wayne out of the joint. Lil Wayne, not Lil Wayne. Different guy. He's been famously, recently,

of 19 hours ago, ordered into drug rehab by a judge your night just got a little less dangerous my man oh yeah man it's like finding out the guy you just drafted broke his you know leg on the way to the team bus a little bit what the fuck you already made the pick though you just got a little less it's on the board yeah that's a shame still a good pick wasted a pick son of a bitch that's a shame. Still a good pick. Wasted a pick. Son of a bitch. That's okay. Man, there's a lot of pressure on this pick. I couldn't get Leo. Who am I gonna go

with next? Who am I gonna go with next? Alright. I'm gonna go with someone who's just... I'm gonna go with someone... I'm gonna assume we're single in this situation, because we used to be pieces of shit here. Okay, so I'm gonna go with someone who's gonna give me a little trickle down when it comes to uh the ladies you know he's he's gonna cast a wide net and then and then i get to like you know see if anyone

takes to me sure i'm like hey i'm i'm his friend uh you guys might know him from a recent movie that did okay in theaters uh he got in pretty good shape for it uh He's proven that he can do these things on the town. He can go out and have some fun in that awkward moment. Of course, talking about Miles Teller, my friends. That's a good pick. He's on my board. I like Miles. He's on my board.

I saw the new Top Gun. Pretty good. A lot of people did. Yeah. Good movie, huh? Nostalgia, right? i enjoyed it yeah no it's it was my action movie of the year in 2022 a fun watch for sure i want to watch it again question my cue it's downloading watch it again question for you will did you watch the offer

i have not watched the offer yet i did dave has watched the offer it's great i know i'm thinking about telling her he's a star thinking about doing it. Miles Teller is a star. I'm thinking about doing it. He's got a shockingly deep voice in it. He does. Which is a little distracting. Yeah. Does he fake deep in it?

It was hard. He does. He dons it. It was a hard watch. Figure of speech. On the trailer, when I saw him deepening his voice, I was like, I don't know if I can take this seriously for an entire series. He's Al Ruddy, dude.

I don't know about this. Apparently, Al had a deep ass voice or does. I don't think he's dead. I swear we've talked about this. Was Al known for ordering anything specific at Italian restaurants? Jesus. Damn it. Come off the piccata, dog. Some say he might be the original scampi guy.

You've got Rihanna and Miles Teller so far. Yeah, the dynamic is not there yet, but we're gonna get some glue guys in the third and fourth rounds. Fucking interesting squad, dude. Okay. Davey's up. Dave might need some chemistry in this locker room.

Man, I don't know where to go with this. I cannot believe there's so many people still out there that I thought would be gone by now. So it's like the classic, do I draft for need or draft best player available? Well, I'm going to go with the latter. I don't know what that means. You're picking a latter.

Best player available is what you're saying. Best player available. Okay. And that is none other than one friend of the show, Johnny Manziel. Wow. Okay. You could have had this happen if you would have just offered him some drugs. What fucking year is it in your mind right now?

Do you wear it's 2023? I don't really think about time. It's just a social construct. I like that Dave's only rolling with quarterbacks. Dave's like, if you're not a starting quarterback, get out of my crew. Controversial quarterbacks. Is that your squad? God, if any of you guys draft Ben DiNucci, I'm going to be so mad. Yeah. Met the guy. I've met him a couple of times now. We've had a couple of run-ins. One when he was at the peak of his powers at A&M at a Dallas Cowboys game. Was very nice this time.

Took a photo. And then last year in Montana, walking around in a food truck when we were leaving a music festival. And again, very cool. Gracious with his time. So he's been nice both times. I know he's had some issues in the past. I think he's beyond it. He's a golf guy.

So you've got that. If you want to get away, as is Aaron Rodgers, think about that threesome. I think he's beyond it. He's a golf guy, so you've got that. If you want to get away, as is Aaron Rodgers, think about that threesome. He used to be a piece of shit. He did. So that plays. He might still be. We don't know.

We don't know. Good dude, though, in person. All right. If you only talk to him for about a minute and a half, you'll leave there being like, oh, man, that was nice. I guess I'll go post this for clout. That's what I did. The only picture I have with him,

he was standing on a curb and I was next to him not on a curb so he looks like he's got six inches on me. It's a pretty bad look for your foot. Is that why you don't post it? I'd make up that excuse too if I looked way shorter than Johnny Manziel. He's definitely taller than you. No, he's not.

I've met him twice. I don't know if you knew that. He's not taller than me. He's in Dave's Dangerous Nights crew. I think he's probably your height. Dylan, who are you taking with your second and third pick? I have two picks. The first pick, which is my second rounder.

This is a first round talent that fell to the second. There's a lot of that happening right now. My list is still stacked. This is also a tall fella, which is not good for me because I'm looking really short in my squad right now. It's not a bad thing for you. This, also a football player. Dave? Not you.

My pick. Please don't pick Travis Kelsey. You picked a football player. I'm not picking fucking Travis Kelsey, but I am picking a tight end. We were rolled up with the chain smokers. Did you have a Holmes? Yeah, DJ Khaled came through. I'm not picking Mahomes, by the way.

I'm picking Gronk. Oh, okay. Gronk is my pick. Really good pick. You're doing well here. He's so much fun. Another widely beloved character. We are just swarmed with fans.

Shaq and Gronk. We're house and beers you're crushing this i'm i feel like i'm breaking it compared to you right he's a hot man like the babes are gonna come swarm into like it's a good pick i got shack i got gronk all right okay my next pick oh this is i could go any number any number of directions here really um i think i'm going to choose should i make this pick i should it feels right i'm going snoop dog oh that feels right for you i'm going snoop dog for sure i get it i grew up obsessed with snoop love his music love the guy uh he's we're gonna burn together sure you know i mean also another tall guy i'm not great for my

look but you know what this is an enormous squad you can't post any group photos no no you're gonna stay on the curve i'm gonna have to bring a stool with me when we go out i got snoop in my crew i feel like you're doubling down here like you you that's dave when you said shack sorry dave when you said shack i added snoop to my board because I was like, that's the same effect. Like he's beloved by all. He's tall, can be seen by the masses from a distance, so people will flock to you, and he's going to get you access, and he's funny as shit, fun-loving guy. Fucking love. Now you have both of them?

Just take Waka Flocka. You have Shaq as Snoop as the same guy on your board, and they don't both play left tackle. I didn't have Shaq on my board, but I can't believe you took both these guys. Yeah, he was actually not on my big board either. I got Snoop, dog. Oh. Dog.

Snoop. Snoop will get it. Is he going to bring his green hat? No, but he's bringing some fucking sticky-ass weed, and we're going to fucking burn. You're going to be absolutely lost in it at the dinner table before the entrees even come. I'm gonna be pouring water on everybody's steak.

I'll be so cross-faded. Chicken piccata. What the fuck is with the watering steaks thing? What was that? You don't eat sloppy steaks? What is that? It's a steak that you slop up with water. They can't stop you from ordering steak and a glass of water. But why?

What do you mean? Would any ordering steak and a glass of water. But why? What do you mean? Would any human being get a glass of water and dump it on their steak? I don't understand the question. Order a sloppy steak. What do you mean? What is it? What an idiot. Why is this guy here?

This fucking show. What the fuck? Sloppy steak. Who's up? Dave's up. Which quarterback are you taking now, dog? I am shocked that this guy is still here. How do I put this into layman's terms?

You're taking Tom Layman. This is, yes. I'm taking Layman Brothers. No, this is a man of culture, a man of class. This is a man who is known, known near and dear to all of our hearts i think we're all huge fans of this person and honestly his first round talent and the fact that i'm getting him in the third round is crazy to me of course i'm talking about academy award winning actor f murray abraham why who's known to many known to people as uh the uh the grandpa in white lotus season he was

the oldest de grasso oh i see senior de grasso family you might be thinking why why would you want someone that's that significantly you know older than you i am thinking that yeah i think pick up the tab he's gonna pick up the tab he's like he's a a good amount of old man horny to where it's like he's not gonna do something too bad to embarrass you and like he can be talked down like hey you gotta you gotta just cool a little bit maybe don't call the waitress sugar are you drafting the actor or the character from the show i'm drafting the actor and i'm telling him hey tonight you gotta go got to go as Grandpa DeGrasso. Like you got to method act.

Kind of aloof, very horny. Yes. He's a man who's done a lot of theater work, a lot of stage acting. So he'll have no problem getting back into character. He's 83 fucking years old. Hell yeah, brother. All right. All right, man.

I'm no ageist, but that's getting up there. Did I just fuck those boards up? No, he's going to bed at 830. You're not staying out late with this guy. Couldn't believe that guy was still there, huh? Couldn't believe it. He didn't even pass it out at the table at 7.45. Sleepy F. Murray.

That's what they call him. That means more scompy for me. Jesus. This is me eating F. Murray, Abraham's scompy. You want a bite, David? That's pretty good. You're going to Abraham's scompy. You want a bite, David? That's pretty good. He's going to eat his scompy. Dude, you know you're

with your crew when they're letting you eat scompy off their plate. He's also going to have his bandage on the head. He's going to have the wound. Johnny Manziel, F. Murray, Abraham. No one's going back to back like that. You don't see drafts like this very often, huh? No. Don't forget A-Rod is also at the table.

Extremely diverse crew. We're going to have some good convo. Two quarterbacks and an elderly athlete. What the fuck is wrong with you? I said that I famously needed a locker room guy for my next choice, which is why I'm choosing an athlete now. Okay? Okay.

I'm choosing a man. Footy. I'm choosing a man who has a large following. I'm choosing a man who's not afraid to fake sick during Carnival in Brazil in order to go back to Brazil and party instead of join his teammates on the field. Going with Neymar. Really? Garcia Parra.

I tried to figure out, out of all the soccer players that are currently playing, who's going to be the most wild? And considering he does fake sick for party purposes numerous times a year, I think I'm going to have to go with the Brazilian guy. This is a thing that he does? Yes. What a scumbag.

He does this, weirdly, during his sister's birthday? He's always injured during his sister's birthday. Every year of his career, injured over his sister's birthday. He does have a party boy aesthetic to him. He does. He's a party boy. He's an absolute party boy. I feel like that guy's like for sure

had chlamydia at some point. I feel like he and Rihanna have DM'd, so I might make it a little weird. You know what I mean? Like they definitely DM'd back and forth at one point. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see your phones, guys.

Put all the phones on the table. First one that texts has to cover the first round of drinks. No? That's not a dangerous night. Do you remember when people would post on Facebook about like, a new thing we're doing is when we go to dinner with friends, we all put our phones away,

and we agree that we're not going to look at our phones the entire dinner. There was somebody very specifically. I'm getting up. I'm leaving. I do think that that would actually make most dinners better. I'm getting up. And podcasts. Famously right. Fam podcasts. Famously right.

Famously. I fucking hate my phone, so I'd be cool with that. Yeah. I want technology to be removed from my life entirely at some point. You don't want to be around anymore. You don't want to be around anymore. I don't want to be around anymore. If I look around the table and no one's got their phone out,

there's no way I'm reaching in my pocket. How about everyone turns their phone over, and the first one to look at their phone has to cover the bill. There's a punishment. I like that. They have to snog the person they fancy the most. Punish. What?

It's a Love Island thing. Sorry. You should get into it. Sometimes I go back and forth. Love Island, Dave. Okay. Back, Dave. There's a lot happening here.

You get two picks, dog. Yeah, dude. Right now? Back to back? No pressure. Get that couplet player. This one's about access and more controversy. It's

a former member of a royal family. Oh, no. Guy who may or may not bring some Aaron Rodgers type vibes to the party. It's Prince Harry. Oh, good. You chose correct.

Not Andrew? Yeah. I was wondering where we were going. He's the A-Rod of my squad. Dave is a big Prince Albert guy. Check the flight logs. Noted mushroom taker, book writer, and Taliban beef starter, Prince Harry. I also just, again, it's access feels like an important thing for this crew.

So we're going to get in anywhere with Leo and Harry. All right? Time out. He did mushrooms? Yeah. Yeah. He's a hallucinogen guy now. Well, let me guess.

He microdosed Cool Bro? No, I think he tripped sack. Did they not hear when we did this? Yeah, it sounds familiar. Yeah. I think he got real high on the plant. We have a clip on Instagram talking about this. Are you microdosing?

Are you microdosing right now? Dude took Prince Harry. Check out RBP yesterday. Yeah, Prince Harry. Yeah, but dude, I'm worried that Megan's going to be texting him all night being like, when are you coming home? Dude, he doesn't know how to interact with other dudes. When are you coming home?

Oh, his phone's just blowing up. He has no guy friends. He rolls exclusively with his wife's friends. Yeah, but you do have security detail with him probably. I feel like him and Leo would connect. Do they have security? Yeah. I guess they, Tyler Perry hooked him up.

What does he go by now that he's not a prince? Harry. His book says Prince Harry. I'm sorry. His name's not a prince? His book says Prince Harry. Probably his name. He's just H. His book says Prince Harry on the cover. He's just H. Once he's in your dangerous night screw, you just call him H. What's the last name? What up, H-Bomb? What's the last name? That was kind of my question. Windsor? Isn't it Sussex?

Nobody knows. I don't fucking know. Two words. Sussex. Wow. He's doing a second yeah i see that i see that randy liked it i'm gonna take a guy here that i'm i'm i'm pretty surprised really surprised actually that he is on the board and i'm not just saying that like dave did with f marie abraham oh you're too good for that occ guy uh yeah so i'm gonna go uh i'm gonna go with a dude who same reason will went with uh one of earlier picks, the trickle-down effect here, assuming that this is a single situation, right? We're single and ready to mingle.

Pete Davidson. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I didn't think about that. I had him on my board. Pete Davidson. I didn't have him on my board. That's a good one. I should have had him on my board.

That's a great value play. Yeah, yeah. So him and his hog are coming along. If you're with him the entire time you're like dude text hey dude text like who are you trying to get him to text show me the piece show me your piece yeah can i see probably emirata let me see your photo i'm not a kim kim k guy i don't want her around he recently came out and said that was a mistake by the way what shot or kim k kim k he's trying to win the breakup. He was harassed by Kanye during the whole situation.

You should have seen that coming. Yeah. From a million miles away. The second it was announced they were dating, I was like, oh, of course. That was going to be the only logical outcome of that situation. You've ruined a year of your life, sir. Even Chris Paul caught the stray of all strays. Dude, I was talking about that reason with somebody.

I was like, I feel like Chris Paul emerged from that pretty unscathed. Yeah, you got Kevin Durant. He went with the do not acknowledge it in any way, shape, or form strategy, and it completely worked.

Yeah. Played. No one ever brought it up again. That was like the biggest stray in history. It also helped that Kanye just kept going.

And it just somehow, like you said, unscathed. Craziness. Oh, it's back to me. This is my final pick. A lot of pressure here. A lot of pressure here. All right. is my final pick a lot of pressure here a lot of pressure here alright with my final pick

in the draft wait that was it I'm done you're done fuck how do you feel about it dude you have a good crew that's a good squad

it's fine you have Leo, Kodak, Black Prince Harry and Pete Davidson it's fine yeah that's good alright I mean I wouldn't have picked them but

well you're tall guys only so it's subjective it is beauty is in the eye of the beholder with my final pick you're already cracking so i don't know who to pick i have so many okay i'm trying to think if i'm trying to go with a you know what fuck it sure i'm going with i'm going with someone that's very high on my board i'm going with somebody who's going to eventually give us all drugs and we're eventually all going to do them and then he's going to say should i text some models to come over and i'm going to be like you know what you should do this that's why i'm going

with the weekend oh i think you're going there the The Weeknd, huh? I'm going with The Weeknd. He's a talent, man. He is talented. You can't feel your face when you're with him. That's true. Yeah, I think he famously dabbled in cocaine. Used to date Bella Hadid. He's dated a lot of beautiful women. His vibe, I don't know.

No. Definitely used to be a piece of shit. I think about his vibe from Uncut Gems, Unca Joms. The Uncajoms. Yeah. And that's how I just imagine he is. Is Julia Fox on your list anywhere? You can take her with your next pick.

More of a Megan Fox guy. You can take her too. Oh, sorry. Are you taking MGK? Oh, go ahead. He's on my big board. Oh, is it me? Yeah.

You're going to beef this. I'm pretty surprised that this person is still here in the fourth round. This is obviously a first-round talent, arguably second. I'll give you second if you want to fight about it. I don't want to get into a tidbit about it. This guy began his career in 1990, but he faced difficulty achieving recognition until he wrote, directed, and starred in the short film Multifacial. Of course, I'm talking about Mark Sinclair,

known to you casuals as Vin Diesel. No one respects family more than Vin. And for me, family is everything. When you're here, you're family. Mark Sinclair is his name. His name's here, you're family. Mark Sinclair is his name. His name's not Vin Diesel? It's Mark Sinclair. To the casuals.

What did y'all think about your short film, Multifacial? I didn't love it. There are too many faces. That's fair. He really broke out in Saving Private Ryan, but he's known, I think, probably best. He got God in that movie. Yeah, yeah.

Sniper. That was a sad one. It was a sad scene, dog. Sniper! If you don't cry in that, like, what's wrong with you? Hard to say. Yeah, and also the voice of Groot. I am Groot.

Are you familiar with Cum? Groot. Cinematic Universe of Marvel? Yeah, I've seen some of it you dabbled yeah I'm not a big fan really I love those ones though

the the ones with Groot what are they called I am Groot Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy that's good shit they guard their galaxy

the thing about them is yeah they guard the galaxy yeah which just seems like a big responsibility as it's famously large that's gotta be tough to patrol some might say infinite you get assigned that area you're like oh fuck i got my work cut out for me tonight you can pick that whole squad as your dangerous

knights crew i feel like the guardians of the galaxy the guardians would be fun one minute you're fighting off klingons the other you're dealing with like black holes and shit chris cornell three spider-mans multiverse yeah yeah this is gonna be toby mcguire my blue guy oh i thought you were gonna take toby mcguire with leo because they're notoriously troublesome together yeah i don't like him because i saw that movie about underground poker may i make my final pick shout out jessica chastain yeah yeah i might actually actually take him out and be like, hey, text Jessica at the end of the day. My final pick. Hold on, horny alert.

Boo, boo, boo. My final pick is absolutely electric. Carmen Electra? Very famous. Yao Ming. Very controversial. Carmen Electra now?

Very controversial. It is not Yao Ming, but that's not a bad one. That is a bad one. Famously had his career cut short, yet still a Hall of Famer. I'm going to list five that I'm passing over to make this pick. Five others on my board. Okay.

Glenn Powell, Bill Hader, Charles Barkley. Bill Hader? Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley. You already have Shaq. Vince Vaughn, John Mayer. These are guys I'm not picking. Dude, that's epic.

I am picking the orange man. Donald J. Trump is my last pick. He's an absolute content machine. You can't deny it. The Don? At dinner, we talk him into getting his phone out, and he's just firing off tweet after tweet. Doesn't drink.

And we're living for it. He's not even on Twitter. Doesn't exercise. He's dumping water on his well-done steak. You right he doesn't exercise he's got so much energy to burn it's true it's the it's the finite battery it's gonna be it's gonna be a wild fucking night if you're putting pictures of you on truth social that's okay you think f marie abraham's going to bed that's perfect actually donald's going to bed i'd rather don post photos me on true social than like instagram this is me on true social with with a wet steak in front of me you know you are we're having a thumbnail hunting right now can you give us all four of your picks

to get shack okay i'll go through the list i got everybody okay sorry yeah the orange man dylan's yeah shaquille o'neal gronk snoop dogg donald trump dave is going out with Aaron Rodgers, Johnny Manziel, the grandpa from White Lotus. The character, not the actual guy. And multi-facial star Vin Diesel. And writer. Writer and star. And writer. Known to some as Mark Sinclair.

My crew is Rihanna, Miles Teller, Neymar, and The Weeknd. And Ross is going with Leonardo DiCaprio, Kodak Black, Prince Harry, and Pete Davidson. Are you going to get gel when Rihanna's flirting with all the hot dudes at your table? No, because I'm not bringing her out to – I'm not trying to holler at Rihanna. I'm trying to have Rihanna as my wingman. Y'all are in different leagues. No offense. Yeah, no, I get that.

I don't know if I can handle what she's doing. She's a good pick as a match. I wouldn't do that to Rocky either. But when Rocky meets up later, he's going to – He's going to bring his own squad. We got Pretty Boy Flacco in the scene. Two guys I left on the board were Ben Affleck. And just because of that

cigarette smoking meme, really, I just feel like he'd be such a depressed piece of shit that I'd feel better about myself. And then James Harden. I had James Harden on my pick. I like his general demeanor. He's a strip club guy, so you know where your night's gonna end end He's a fun guy, strip club guy Why did you scoff at my Bill Hader mention?

Because Barry got super dark Dude, he's hilarious No, I know, but it was supposed to be funny Before the first episode And then you watch it and you're like, oh, this is really dark Also, I wouldn't be the ugliest one in the crew That's true That's not very nice

Some people I left off. I had Drake, obviously. I had the Chainsmokers, Scott Disick. Yeah, we had the Chainsmokers. I had Liam Gallagher from Oasis, baby. The Chainsmokers, that's two picks. That's not one pick. Well, I would have taken them.

It's a package deal, Will. I would have taken both of them. That would have been terrible. I'm glad you didn't do that. In addition to my neighbor, James, who needs this, I had Disick on my board, but we talked about him yesterday, so it felt kind of cheap taking the Disick, man. Scott?

Also, I had Tara Reid up there close. Tara Reid. Just an old wild card. She'll suck your cock for $1,000. That's from that movie. Which movie? The Big Lebowski. Sharknado.

I thought it was Sharknado 3. I had Jeremy Strong on my list. You guys allowed to say suck your cock on this show? But it was mainly him as Kendall. You can Jeremy Strong on my list. You guys allowed to say Sucky Cock on the show? You can say whatever you want. From about shit, balls, cock. It's the adult tour. I can't believe you drafted Trump.

It's a good one. Couldn't be me. Tell me my group isn't absolutely electric. That is a fucking silly-ass conversation you're about to have. Is Trump down with Snoop Dogg? He's not a likable pick. I feel like they'd be down. I don't know. I feel like you get probably used to be you get sloppy yeah he's got the old white people gene yeah yeah he can handle old white people

you get sloppy steaks you get martinis flowing like we're gonna have an absolute blast everyone lightens up a bit you know we're not talking politics. We're just having fun. Just drowning your sticks. We're tweeting, having fun. Dumbest bit I've ever seen on a show. Ever. That's a good one. Fucking pour a glass of water on your stick. The further I get from having watched the sketch, the funnier that is.

But I'm still not far enough away to appreciate it. No, no sloppy steaks. They did it anyway. They can't stop you. You have water, you have steak. They did it anyway. Yeah. Because they can't stop you. No, they can't stop you from ordering a glass of water. Yeah, right. Sure. What are y'all doing?

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load it mommy load it for daddy mommy you too backer 20. Yeah, I'll keep mine short and sweet because I had really nothing going on. I have – I got the homie on weekend. I got to make a plan for the homie. We might go down and see some family, St. Marcus way. Southbound 35. I might plan a sleepover for the little guy. I don't know. We're going to do something fun.

I just don't have anything planned. Mash that Buc-ee's button? You're going to go get some brisket? Where? Buc-ee's? I'm not going to go get some brisket? Where? Buc-ee's? I'm not going to Buc-ee's. Why? What's your fucking problem?

Stop trying to be Texas guy. You ain't met my Texas yet, David. No, I haven't. You ain't met my Texas yet. Or Brett's, turns out. My weekend is so boring, I'm just going to pass the ball. Demon! Okay.

Sorry, that was stupid. Nah. Damn, I'm kind of jealous dude i like a good san marcos day trip like you get to go actually go and like not feel the need to like go get two dollar you call it hit the parrot you can go hit like all the restaurants that you're sad weren't there when you were there like chipotle hit the parrot sounds like it's like a term for cranking hit the parrot what was our what was our wilmons rival bar the headless parrot the headless parrot yeah that's good it closed the pandemic really really hurt it you think the green parrot's still open it is definitely is i have no idea you have an idea that carpet is very clean i'm sure something else to behold why would you have carpet in a place called the Green Parrot?

It doesn't make a lot of sense. It's a fucking disgusting place. It's revolting. It's a disgusting place. It's a great bar, though. It's a great bar. I don't really have much. There's rumors of a dinner.

We'll see about that. I'm probably going to eat. Look, to be clear, I'm going to eat dinner probably all three nights of the weekend. It's big. Honestly, unless I intermittent fast, I'll probably do breakfast all three of the days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Right. Damn.

Other than that, it's great golf weather. So if somebody wants to just shoot me a random DM or text or email. Dope courses only, though. I'll go play golf. Sure. If you can find a tee time right now, Dave, it's going to be late afternoon. You know, it's a kid. You feel bad.

You're not there to pick up at shit. Has your baby boy um i don't know if we're saying the name so i'm just kind of just rj said rj earlier rj thank you uh has when you've been changing him uh-huh has he uh pissed on my head yet this rocket he's pissed on my head yeah okay i had a fucking sleep mask on my forehead though it protected me but it was there was some some blowback onto the bed sheets and the comforter dude they have distance it's wild just wait okay you keep telling everything i bitch about you say just wait just like it's gonna get worse is it gonna he's gonna pee further it gets worse but that means it gets better okay he's gonna piss all over my bathroom isn't he yeah yeah okay yeah well next next thing you know the kid's like 17 coming i'm drunk peeing

in the sink the four-year-old legitimately wiped her ass with like i've been i've been getting on her because i'll see her she's scratching her asshole and i'm like are you didn't you didn't wipe did you now you're itching aren't you so the other day we're trying to get her to wipe more and she she fucking yeah yeah i was trying to get her to wipe more and she fucking, yeah, I was trying to give it straight face, wasn't it? She went into the restroom and she pooped

and she grabbed the full roll of toilet paper off of the toilet paper holder, wiped her ass with it and spiked it into the toilet and walked out of the fucking room. Hell yeah. And I know this because I went to go take a shit later and it was just a toilet, a whole roll of toilet paper.

Did I drive turf by Dangerous Night's crew? Yeah. That's fucking bad, girl. She's a savage. Can't say I'm there yet with my son. Well, anyway, you got that to look forward to. Just wait. Ross, why don't you give us a little insight into your weekend?

Me ma, my mom is coming to town to visit the baby. She's going to see the baby. Love her. You know, wants to see the baby, so she's going to come in and see the baby. We've got both kids this weekend, so there's no version of fun or life that'll be occurring outside of parenting. I'll probably, you you know spend time speaking of the toilet in the bathroom i'll probably lock myself in there for 20 minutes here and there when i can to get some alone time you know some dad don't catch your breath a little bit and uh

hope to god that i sleep for more than three hours in a row that'd be sick that'd be that'd be real sick i might watch this dumb ass fucking sketch comedy show y'all put me on uh it's about 15 minutes per episode and i think you're gonna breeze through it this weekend okay i'm just gonna blow through that i might microdose some thc dude hell yeah that's what's up early bird real sick it's gonna be it's gonna be a party it's gonna be i'll also have some chores to do around the house it's gonna be fun like what uh i've got a few drawers like like under my sink the the handle has only been half installed so when you pull on the handle they swing out and there's supposed to be another screw to hold that in there you know you know how it is yeah it sounds like the subs got some

corners huh yeah yeah somebody cheap flip somebody did no it's not a flip but yeah uh i think it was my wife just i'll go ahead and throw her into the bus she she's not great at installing things with a uh with a drill yet she does it constantly i love that for her dylan has that same problem what the fuck why stop just wait till i get home anyway what are you what are you whispering i was explaining the joke he's making a dirty he didn't get it penis joke oh got it cock again uh-huh what about will man anyway what are you doing this weekend dude i don't really know here's here's the thing that i don't love about my weekend uh my wife uh who works at a hospital is on call this weekend so my life really lives and dies by uh her schedule this weekend so that's

not great for your boy that being said i would like to play some golf david so if you if you get any dms from any uh like people people that have memberships at dope courses, just holler at your boy. You want to know a fucked up fact about me? Yeah. I do. I have not played golf since before the pandemic. Was the last time you played golf with us?

If that was 2019, probably. I played at Grey Rock with you. I think I was there. I think you were there. I think Dylan was there. I think Daddy was there. I think... Yeah.

It was a sweaty boy day. It was. I I think... Yeah. It was a sweaty boy day. It was. I couldn't tell you. It was a sweaty boy day. My mind only goes back a couple years at this point. I did start the Low Country Murdaugh documentary at HBO last night. You heard about this? So I will be finishing that this weekend.

Dave told me about it. Yeah. I'm absolutely binging. It's a thing I was in on earlier. Make or Break on Apple TV. You guys hear about this Make or Break show? You almost saidinging. It's a thing I was in on earlier. Make or break on Apple TV. You guys hear about this make or break show? You almost said buzzing. It's like Drive to Survive on HBO, or on Netflix, but for pro surfing.

What? Top people only. It's great. Great show. Make or break, I get it. It's a play on words. But honestly, Apple TV's got a good lineup right now. I think I'm going to start diving in a little bit.

I think I'm going to go off on some Apple TV this weekend. I'm in need of some shows. I want to step out low-key, honestly. Low-key? Yeah. Low-key. I might have a drink this weekend. Might have to.

Hey, Ross. Thanks for hopping on the mic, man. Thank you for having me. Of course, of the Ross Bullen podcast, Oysters, Clams, Cockles. What else you got cooking right now? I think that's it. Okay. Bowling media.

Bowling media. Yeah. Adam on the glove. I had Dave on yesterday on RBP. If y'all want to listen to me and Dave talk for an hour and 20 minutes, I almost didn't record it, which would have been not great. I'm going to tell the kids at home where they can follow you. That's partially on me because I didn't tell you, like,

hey, that red light's not on. You told me afterwards, which is what really counts, right counts right yeah tell the kids where they can follow you at wr bolin on twitter and instagram thank you very cool fun that was a good one guys yeah let's get the heck out of here boys bye Bye. Bye. Outro Music