Circling Back - Darts, Bar Babies, & College Football Sleuths | Circling Back 12-16-25

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

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All Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. All right, we're back Tuesday morning, Circle Back podcast. My name is Dave. Welcome to the show. We got a big show, a big show, a good show. Randall back he's going to produce. Hi, Dave. I'm ready for the big good show. There's probably people who think you talk like that. What makes you think I don't talk like that? You just, you don't walk around with that sort of energy. You've got a different energy around the office. It is funny that I think that like, when I do a bit in public and someone just walking by, they just assume like, that that's who that person is at all times. If you ever, if you ever heard that revelation, Dave,

like when you're doing a bit and people don't know and then they leave your life forever and like, Oh, that's the guy. What kind of public bits are you doing? Like, if I go, when I say OK-Doki, I'm personally, Randy, not saying it. I'm just doing a bit of a guy that would say OK-Doki. But then once I continue to- You're an OK-Doki guy. And then once I continue to do it, where does the bid end and where does me start?

You know, it's like, oh, no, I'm just a guy that says OK-Doki-doki now. Even though I'm doing it as a joke, I'm just doing it all the time. So I'm an OK-d-Doki guy. man i feel like you are an okey dokey guy yeah i know i've become one because but it's also like you know using new gen z slang you do it at first as a bit and then it just becomes part of your vernacular then you go to your other group of friends and do it and then they're not online and then they're like you are like wondering like are they do they even know what that is i think i'm cool six seven has become a real problem for me it is it is a it is a reflex now i get why kids are

doing it i was at the barber this morning and six seven came up and i'm just underneath the little thing i go you did it underneath the uh thing that they throw over you yeah the blanket or the the hair blanket it's not a hair blanket whatever the bib or whatever yeah what time was your haircut eight o'clock that's an early haircut i have to i have to do i mean that's the only time i can really get these haircuts yeah it's the only time okay i mean otherwise i'm here the whole time where are you going to get your haircut these days uh up at beard brand. Got a lot of YouTube followers.

I'm sure we have some crossover. Beard brand. Beard brand. They have like almost two million followers on YouTube. It's a chain? No, I mean, it's an online store.

So they have a lot of like beard oil and like hairspray and stuff. Did they touch up your stash? They did. Yeah, he did today. Okay. Yeah,

because it does look good. Yeah, he touched it up. Very nice. I told him I'm meeting the girlfriend's parents in a week. And so I think he was like, well, we got to get this thing under control.

Whoa, bearing the lead. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's beep. Beep. Back in it up. Sounds like your battery's dying. Let's back it up. You're meeting the parents? Yeah. I mean, it's the holidays. So I'm going, I'm going up there. Where is up there? She's from Lombard, Illinois. And I'm from Dyer, Indiana. We're like 50 minutes apart. So, I mean, five zero. Mm-hmm. Okay. And then just split in time between the two families for Christmas. Are you going to bring a gift? You're going to try out some of your public bits around them? Yeah, I'm going to hit them with them. Okay, dokey, dokey, nice to meet you.

Oh, Randy, you're the gnome hunter. You're the guy hunting gnomes. That's not how I talked about. You saw your Instagram. Interesting. That's a little more Canadian. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I can't do an Indiana or Illinois. Lombard. Chicago accent. Here's the thing, Dylan. It's just all about, like, being pretty nasoling. You're just talking, you just say things about Chicago, like, flying into hair flying out midway you gotta have a belly full of sausage oh yeah masticholi that really changes the accent a little bit some vienna beef yeah you got to have

some acid reflux it could kick in at any moment exactly exactly um well that's big news it's exciting randy i'm happy for you man yep big news yeah i guess she still likes you huh i guess so but anyways uh Dylan chivery no that's not how it works sorry you can't just move on I wanted to applaud Randy because Randy took the initiative, something that a lot of people in this company could learn from, not name and names. But Randy bought a hand soap dispenser for the bathroom. I did. We needed it. We had the giant one.

We had the giant one. And then we had two replacement just like soap things and we had nowhere to put them in. We had the giant one that's not meant for the sink. It's like industrial. It's the industrial. But it had a pump on it. It did have a pump. And it's a hilariously large pump.

But we finally ran out, I think. Good job, Randy. Good job. You got the murdered out one? $7. I use it just a minute ago. It worked. Pumped out soap.

That's all it needs to do, really. It's got one job. And it's nice. It has a hole on the bottom instead of like facing towards you. So you're never going to have to worry about it to go like squirt it out at you. It's like sometimes it does. I don't worry about that. There's some that you have to worry about.

Yeah. There was some that we had like a couple months. The soft soap one. Yeah. If you get the buildup, A top of You hit it too hard It'll rock it and ruin your shirt

Ruin your day You'll be answering some questions When you get home Look like you'd had sex last night Yeah Yeah I don't know I guess Man why you always make it so horny

I don't know man People understand that Some people Yeah Babe what happened Sex or soft soap It's a new segment we're doing Soft So

I don't think the dispenser had sex last night for the record. Dylan Schivry. That's how it's done, Randy. Okay, sorry. I'm learning. Pretty stoked to be here, first of all.

Second of all, not Randy, Brett, he's got, this is the time of year he cooks up those AI jazz scenes, you know, on the, on the YouTube's. He's got an all-timer right now. Nope, you're wrong. He didn't put that on. Yeah. That was Will. He just put one on.

Oh, he's got new ones. I asked him to do it and he did it. It's not the peanuts one. Why would we change the peanuts? because once you see this one you'll see why it's super dope I might go peat I'm gonna peep yeah I want you to peep because

I'm gonna peek it's super dope we had a great vibe going we'll put on the there's a scene it's just it's just Snoopy laying on his house in the snow snoozing dude this one's better Randy actually did get up and go

the only problem is it's AI generated no I don't support that I don't want to chill on that I don't support AI slaw in that cabin tell me oh Randy oh here we go take load

It's fine. No, it's dope, dude. It is just an AI-generated cabin that has, it's snowing outside. And it's very window-heavy. How many artists? It looks like a lodge. How many artists were put out of work because of what Dylan and Brett cooked up? I don't think, I don't think there are many artists doing, like, YouTube jazz scenes.

Hey, I'll tell you right now, if you go to Sunday Scaries on YouTube and you look up the Italian sunset, the Casanova, that is a real artist that we commissioned his, uh, his songs for. and it's on repeat. So that is not AI. We got, we paid a real person for that. Dylan sent me something on Slack. It's like you jazz.com. No,

it's not, yeah. It's the new jazz website I listen to. Interesting. I've got to verify my age and pick my preference. Like you haven't done that already. We've talked about before that the music in Star Wars, like the kind of jazzy music was called Jizz.

And now Disney has retroactively changed the name. I don't know what's called anymore, but it was called jizz music woke dude fucking you're talking about when he's in the bar or the

um like I don't know if like the the can'tina band I don't know if that one is technically jizz but like some of the other like

wapada blah bab bab da bo bha that's how it goes that's how it goes that's how it goes that's how it goes that's that's a damn

boom Billing Dylan just trying to act like he's too cool for Star Wars? No, I saw the Bill Belichick, the new cheerleading

pick with Jordan Hudson, and it just stopped me in my tracks again. Was he wearing a, like, a Vietnam vet hat? That's what it looks like, but it says something about news on it. I don't know what it means. Because, to my knowledge, Vietnam was not a place that Bill Belichick was. I don't believe

he served. That's a, you know, something Newport News. Oh, okay. There it is. yeah very very weird we don't need to relitigate that no no no he's still with his very young cheerleading girlfriend unc didn't make a ball right they had a very poor season five-wing team i believe we have a hairstylist in the chat that says it's called a cutting cape cutting cape well now you learn something that's very cool someone says you look scrumdyumptious too

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Yeah. Pretty wild. Pretty wild shit. Yeah. It is. It is. You want to start with darts? Have we ever done that?

Have we ever started with darts? I've intentionally not watched this video because I want a real live reaction to what's going on here. All right. Let me set the stage. I have the YouTube video of like the very ending if you wanted to watch that or you could just set it. Let me set it. Set it. Real quick.

Cameron Menzies. Okay. Has apologized for doing something after a five-set defeat by Charlie Menby in the first round of the PDC World Championship. It was an upset, big upset. Menzies is a good dart thrower. I don't know if he's goaded, but he's up there. And he was the 26th seed. So how good could he have possibly been?

anyway he blew it man and uh i think he's scottish and he is now apologizing and let's just let's just show dylan roll that beautiful bean you want to watch just how he lost and what he did afterwards how long is it uh i mean this is this is just a guy hitting it at the end pretty much the guy misses he had hit like a one he misses it and the guy comes up and gets all the points i just want to see the guy's hand get all so so this is after he loses this is uh this is what he does Dylan. He's putting his hand in the spark

like pyrotechnics and just starts being the shit out of the table that he was at. He threw a tantrum. Whoa. He took that, he pouted. He put his hand in the fire? Yeah, we'd go back. And then he...

So like, yeah, the celebration for the guy, another guy winning, and so he's like putting it down. What a... What? This is an all-time. L pout, dude. That's a crash out. Is that what the kids call a crash out?

That's like... That's like... That's... Yeah, it is. That is... That is... Then, no, there's some still photos of the top of his hand, which is absolutely jacked up.

But what I was worried about, in addition to, like, cutting up the top of his hand, you could damage those tendons. I snapped one of these tendons when I was younger. Yeah, yeah. Not fun. Here's the photo. Wow. He puts his hand and covers a pyrotechnic, and I'm thinking, dude, if you

burn your hand and your entire livelihood is on using your hand to precisely throw a dart? He's like, my hand let me down. This is a reckless move. But over there, it just means more. The kind of, the kind of feller that probably, um, smashed a couple of place issue controllers in his day. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Rage quit. Yeah. I have a friend like that. I, man, I have not thought about throwing a controller in a long time. Don's the last person I saw Rage quit and it was on NBA jam in the conference room at Grand X. I have a friend who back in the day

we used to play NCAA football a lot and he did not like to lose and he would just straight of throw it across the room and it was scary. I've never thrown one but I've definitely done that like a little flick throw like it just toss.

I don't need the fucking thing anymore. I'm so bad. It's just so funny my ex-rmate. Whenever he played Fortnite in the living room and he'd be like, oh, I would just go if the game's making you upset maybe you shouldn't play. Just the classic mom thing to say

when anyone gets upset. Well, do, Parks gets frustrated of playing video games. I'm like, if you're going to get upset, you're going to put it down for a while, buddy.

We're not going to do this. You're not going to be the kind of kid who gets so mad over this. It's not important. But then again, I probably got mad while I was a kid doing it too.

There's nothing better than just reaching forward and hitting that power button on a Nintendo or Super Nintendo and just getting out of there. Nope, never happened. If you turn it,

like, if you turn the game off when there's still time running down, I'm like, sorry, game never ended. The reset button. Dude, we don't, the kids these days, they don't respect the reset button. That's right, they don't.

The Super Smash Bros. You can hit like pause and then you can just exit out of the game. And there's no contest. That was the most annoying one. They don't know about the reset button. Not at all. Not at all. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm assuming this isn't going to do any long-term damage. But I think, like, the angry punch is more. understandable than just the slow psycho move of covering up the pyrotechnic like play it again randy you don't have to play the sound uh he like slowly does it holds it there for a sack it's very it's the most odd part like i'm gonna try and fuck this hand someone is saying that those are cold sparks made from sand used at weddings a lot so i i could see even sparks like those that isn't straight up fire so it might be a little bit more it might be a little bit safe yeah obviously but i don't know Yeah, I don't know.

But punching the table, you know, there's no getting around that. That's damaging your hands. But to be so mad that like the pyrotechnic, which is there for fun, to just be like, you know what? No. I don't like it. I'm going to slowly cover it up and then, oh, man, yeah, he just gets in. I mean, he's getting into that thing.

Yeah, that's not a good look, man. No, you never want to do that. Such a bad example for all the kids out there, look up to him. You know, in those spotlights that you see it, like, I don't know. outdoor events that, like, you can see from miles away. Like the one at the Palazio? Oh, dude, haunted houses growing up. The haunted houses, the, I don't know why that's what I immediately go to.

Strip clubs, too. You know there's a little flame inside? No, I did not. There's a little flame in there. It's interesting how they, really? Yeah, interesting. Weird. Yeah.

There is one, come Halloween time, there was like, I don't know, it was Reindeer Manor. But you could see it from I-20, and you would just see the spotlight. And my dad would be driving toward it, and I would know where it would get closer and closer. And I knew that spotlight meant, I'm getting scared. It's scared time, baby. Yeah, the only one that I can think about in Austin is the plazio, which is a gentleman's club here. And it's right off of 290. It's going every single time.

You can see it from, you can probably see it from all of our houses. You look up in the night sky. It's just always going? It's just a horny signal. Usually, yeah. Bad signal. Pretty much. Wait.

Isn't that something else now? Plazio? No. What's the one that got changed, the one that was on, like, South First? It's like weirdly in a spot that you were like, Wiser's strip. Red Rose? Yeah, it used to be the Yellow Rose.

Well, yellow rose. No, no, no. Yellow Rose is north, and then they created the red rose. This one is, this one is called something else. Yeah, I thought it was Palazio, but I guess that's a different. No, Palazio's on Ben White. Italian. Oh, is that the one that was by the old office?

the St. Elmo, right? What's that one? No, it's across 290. There's one that was right on the service road close to 35, but almost a two-minute drive from the St. Elmo Grand Exalt. Oh, that's Pallazio.

That is Pallazio. Yeah, yeah. Let's look at the boys, chopping up, talking about striptics. Yeah, it's going to have some stack, staking legs, right? Okay. What?

Well, shout out to his family. I hope he's okay. Dude, sometimes you're going to do that. Sometimes you're going to lose and then pal. Dude, there's nothing like them hitting a 180 and the whole crowd just goes crazy for it. It's like the chess guy, remember? Yeah.

Who just bang the table. Sorry, man. That dude's the goat, by the way. Magnus? Magnus is the goat at chess. It kind of reminds me of when Bill Ambeer hit a full court at three and took you out. That was such bullshit, man.

Who was that lying? Will. Of course, Will is it's so funny that apparently it is written into the code

that that will happen. Yeah, it's computer assistance which you can turn off in the game. No, it's not just that. I'm pretty sure there's articles. I think they said

that the guys were a business fans. Yeah, the people develop the game are pissing fans. And it's like gets to a late game

with Pistons first pulls, the Pistons will do something automatically. The full-court one-arm heave with Bill Ambier. It wasn't even Isaiah.

It was Bill Lambier. I was like, all right, I'm done with this game. I can't. I'm not doing this anymore. Yeah, dude. Like, I won that game. I won the game. Actually, the score says those are otherwise, but it's bullshit.

Computer assistance is a, is a motherfucker. What do we do? If there's a game that I'm never playing again against Dave, it was that street fighter turbo. He was so good at it. When did we play Street Fighter Turbo? We played it on stream one time. Dude, computer assist is on.

You start, you're up by like 12. You start missing donks and shit. It's like, all right. I'm like, why am I playing this game? And the other, you know, other players just heaving it up from half-cord. You would get mad because we would just shoot threes. We were playing Mori ball. Dude, y'all, you know, it's NBA jam, a game where, like, dunking is so fun and so cool.

And you do it, you shadow the backboard. You do, like, triple front flips and don't. Two points for a dunk. And then these guys are just shooting, they're just posting up beyond the arc, just fucking making it rain. It's like, what do we do it? What did Jared used to say? Oh, uh, kicky? He'd kick it.

He'd go in, he'd take it into the lane and kick it out. He'd go, kicky. Dude, fuck, Jayvone. He was probably my favorite person to play. No, Micah. Micah was electric. Micah, that was so fun. A kicky.

See, that was probably like 20, that was probably 2017, early 2018. And we didn't have it. We were playing that game like 45 minutes a day in that little conference room. And we just should have had a camera up. We should have been recording that. Where were you? What were you doing? You had your head up your ass at Purdue.

No, in 2017, I was in Chicago, 2018. I might have been down here. All right, his head wasn't up his ass. It wasn't on my ass. It might have been, but it just wasn't at Purdue. Fun times. Kicky. Kicky.

I was so annoying. He did. People would get so mad. Dude, Jaybone was good for a while. He was, but that game, like, there's no one who's that much better than anybody else. Like there's only so many things you can do. Right. You're probably going to make all your dunks. You're probably going to shoot like 65% from three. You'll get about three or four steals out on the perimeter just by mashing that B button or whatever it is, whichever button is on

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back to zero, so they know we sent you. All right. We've got potential viral Austin video. No, it is viral. And it is Austin. More on that in a minute. But yeah, I want to just knock this out. You know one second? What just happened? Don't worry about it. I got it. Not too worried about it.

I just saw him hit the record. We're just running on space on the roadcaster. I just want to make sure that I locked in what we already have. I'll be able to get it whatever, but did you, do you need to encrypt it? I would have to clear it or anything, but I'm not going to do that live, but here's this video. On the car, you're saying? Yeah. Okay.

We'll have. Have you tried rebooting? I have backups. I have backups. Don't worry about it. It was like somebody just rage quit the pod. Do you need to bring in a tub of rice? Did you rage quit the pod?

All right, I'm playing this. Are you quiet quitting the company? Yes. All right. I'm 22. Get out. I'm 27. And get your baby out of a bomb.

This woman's hammering. You guys are idiots. Why would you do that? Why would you do this? He's having fun. No, he's done. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

You're an idiot. Okay, look at your fucking get out of the bar. Did your fucking get out of the bar? Jamie, is that your name? No, it's not. You have a baby in a bar. She's filming you, and I'm actually going to call it a police. You're bothering you.

You're not even for you. They have children. Are you proud of getting a bar? You're trying. Please. I'm going to. Okay. So you probably could tell, but we have a intoxicated, seemingly intoxicated woman in Austin, Texas, approaching a table.

There's a bar baby, but... A bar baby. It's a bar baby. It's a bar baby. It's not the bar baby, but it's a bar baby. First, the top comment says this is Maddo Ranchos. And it is... Maddo Ranchos, it's Mattel Ranchos.

Mattel Ranchos. There's a lot of similarities. but I don't think this is Mattel Ranch. And it has like thousands of likes. So it shoots to the top, of course. Yeah, it has 13,000 likes. And I was like, I don't think that's Mets. And I was comparing with photos of Matt's bar.

And it's definitely not Mets. Oh, you don't need to compare any photos. That is definitely not Metsup. Mattel Ranchos. So. Which is the part that as an Austinite probably bothered me more than anything. Because the person said, I'm from Austin, and this is definitely. So that's important context to have because.

the way she's saying you have a baby in a bar, is it a bar restaurant? Or is this, is this, is this GNS? Right. It's not GNS, I promise you. But you know what I'm saying? Like, is this a bar bar or is this a restaurant bar

and they were just eating dinner in like an area where there is a bar. I'm looking at it. It's a nice looking bar. You can see it in the background. To me, it looks like just vibes. It looks like a bar bar bar. Ooh, I disagree. I disagree, too.

You think it looks like a restaurant. restaurant? Yeah. And I'm based I'm basing that solely on clientele. Um, and the fact that like these people don't look like the, they just don't look like they're bringing their kid to a bar. The caption on the, it looks like it's originated as a tweet, says, I'm sorry, she's right. Okay. Even if, even if you think a baby doesn't belong in a bar, and I understand that. You don't, you don't do what this woman does. No. This is fucking terrible behavior. Well, this woman's acting like she's been personally aggrieved. She's very aggressive and she's definitely intoxicated.

And at one point, there's a younger girl who comes over and is behind her that kind of a, my guess was it's like her daughter. Yeah, that's what it seems like. Turn the sound off, Randy. Just kind of let it play and kind of jump forward. But anyway, which makes it even more embarrassing because I can't imagine being at the bar with somebody or being at a restaurant, being anywhere with somebody and they approach a family who's, their table seemingly minding their business. The only thing they've done wrong in theory is their baby's crying. And she just comes over and just starts berating them. I don't think I've ever brought my kids to a bar, just a bar bar bar. Yeah, that's the girl I was talking about.

Okay, so she looks like she was with this lady. I was talking about this lady. Yeah, yeah. That girl over there with the toot in the Chargers jersey who's just chilling watching this go down she's out yeah she's had enough he's posted up just sipping said she said she said she needs to leave damn is there any chances of the outdoor bar at mats i don't think so there's no way right no no no because there's wood panel it's definitely not yeah yeah this is just straight of not matt's el rangel and it took so long uh for someone in the comment of that comment to clarify this is not mats yeah so which is they anyway that's kind of beside the point here overall but i i am on team that I agree with the lady, but I think the way that she did this was terrible all that.

Like, I like having a baby in the bar, it is an adult space. And I can, I can see it being annoyed by that. Two pieces of crucial context we need here. One is what time in the day this is. And two, if this is actually a bar or if it's a restaurant with a bar in it. Yeah. If it's a restaurant, then it's like, this is completely out the way. It's like, it's a family space, regardless of the restaurant. Man, I just, I just can't side with anybody who would approach a table like that. Yeah, I can't either. No, no.

I can't either. Like if this, let's assume it's, it's not mats or it's not a, it's not a, let's assume it's like a Tex-Mex place like Mats, right? Where there's a lot of restaurants that you know there's going to be a ton of kids there. Pine House Pizza, Kid Central. Mats. It's a place where people, that's like the, kids are always there. A loud Tex-Mex place is like the best place to bring your kids.

Matt's is Kid Central. Because when it's loud, it doesn't. really disturb people that much. It's honestly one of the only restaurants I bring the boys to. But like, yeah. Unless my kid is like running around, by the way, this is like a baby, baby. It's not mobile. Then, then fuck off, dude.

But like, yeah, my kid's crying. I'm going to get up and walk and go outside or go to the other room. I don't want my kid to be the crying kid, but like way too aggressive. Well, if that girl's holding her baby and you're over there like in her face, like you're trash. She's definitely hammered. But like, if I'm at. Kelly's or like Deep Eddy and there's a baby?

I'm gonna be a totally different story. Yeah, exactly. If this is a bar bar, then yeah. Like if a baby crying on a plane, yeah, it's annoying. Deepety baby's a good name for a band.

They have to, someone has to travel a baby. Like, you don't have to bring your baby. Have you ever seen someone bring a baby in a deep daddy though? No, I'm just saying,

like if it was that vibe. Yeah, that's a different story. I also don't think that this is how you handle the situation. No. I'm also team if your dog's barking at a bar uncontrollably, like, you shouldn't bring your dog to a bar. Most people should probably leave their dog at home when it comes to going to bars

because Austin is, it's people, the number one city for bringing your dog to public places. And it doesn't really bother me, but I think it's gotten a little bit out of hand at the same time. There's like a bunch in stores. It's dudes trying to, it's dudes trying to pull. Yeah. It's typically dudes trying to pull. If I see a dog that, like, it has the full on harness as like a service dog, I'm like, okay yeah but now i'm seeing like a bunch of dogs in like every single like store and stuff i'm

like i don't are are we are we build the freezing this on the plane like he used to calling him out wow oh yeah well i will say i i you can you go to like home depot or lows dudes just love bringing their dog to lows i know i don't understand it i i don't mind it that's different though because bars are like you just walk around aisles like big white aisles Well, the dogs look, the dogs kind of look miserable. And typically in Austin, like you go out in the summer, you go to like Bolden, I, I have brought a dog. I brought my, my old boy to Bolden.

And I realized quickly it was not having a good time because it's very hot. And like, there's just so much going on. And it's like, they're not having a good time. They're just lying there. And, you know, you're always having to worry about it. It's just a beating. But anyway, you can bring your kid to a restaurant. This lady sucks.

This lady sucks. And she's not our listener of the week. In fact, she's our... I'm also wondering if the baby was crying before this woman approached or crying because this woman is in... Fair. In his or her mom's face, just like berating her. I will say, the mom is handling this well because I really don't know how...

I don't think Alyssa would handle it well if she was holding, like, our baby and someone came over and got in her face like that. Like, it wouldn't be a nice conversation. And I would I would probably be very upset too Like she's holding a baby Of course like what are you doing Get out of my yeah Anyway I hate her

I'm gonna get off my horse The problem is that she needs someone To actually ID this place The problem is that she's drunk and did this And did terrible And like a lot of the comments are saying Like that they agree with what she's saying So she's gonna feel like

Oh yeah I was in the right When she clearly was in the wrong You can agree with what she's saying And disagree with how she's saying The fact that she is going to get validated by this is kind of sickening because she's just going to continue. She's just a little sloppy, though. Exactly. She's got big, uh, she's got like Lakeway mom vibes.

Yeah. This feels like a Dallas mom. I mean, it does. It does. It's, it does feel like a fluent suburb mom. Yeah. Damn. I don't know.

What if that baby was talking shit? We just don't know about it. Yeah, that's true. What if it gave, what if she's like a- Get your boy? What if, uh. the baby hit it like with the horns down what if the baby was drinking you know that'd be a problem too yeah knock out martini dude the horns down from the baby is savage yeah maybe that's what it was

i don't know dude maybe she uh maybe she she found this this is a week ago or something so maybe she had just found out that texas didn't make the play off she looks over this baby's like Do you know, it's down. Yeah, it's a whole thing. She's like, okay, dude. I don't think that's what's going on in your guys. Play our schedule. Yeah.

I dare you. That's what we get for playing Ohio State. Okay. Okay. It's like real bro's a Sydney Valley at that point. Yo, Zane, get your boy. Damn, dude. I don't know.

I don't know. I've watched this like six times and my, I just can't get my eyes off the dude in the Chargers jersey. Just taking it all in. He is. Dude, that's such a tight jersey to go out in, the powder blue. Yeah, run it back with him. How do we even know this is in Austin? Yeah, because the caption said so.

Dude, this low-key gives like round rock vibes. Somebody said Cedar Park earlier. Dude, look at him. He's just taking it in. He sees the phone. She sucks, man. If you're in an altercation like this, for whatever reason, and you see someone bringing the phone out,

like an disinterested third party or an interested third party, they've got the phone out. I mean, let's say you feel like you're in the right. If I see somebody with the phone out, I'm probably, I'm probably just removing myself. Yeah. I don't want to, I don't even like, there's too much context. Like, I don't want to be on a video. Pause it on mommy.

Okay, the baby is not wearing a Texas hand. I'm a onesie, so we can confirm that. The fear of the video where you're acting like a jacket going viral is very real in modern day society. Yeah. Now, I cannot confirm, this doesn't say for sure, but the guy in the Chargers jersey does have a pair of sunglasses on the bill of his hat. So this might be during the day if he still has the sunglasses on the top of the head. Or maybe just frat.

Or is, yeah, maybe that. Yeah, if this is 3 o'clock in the afternoon at a restaurant slash bar, then this woman is totally out of her element here. That's why I'm like, you know. I always wonder like. I want to know both sides. When we go somewhere and we do see like a kid out, like a baby out at like 10.30. And I'm like, damn.

Yeah, that's not a good luck. The turnstile show. Your baby doesn't want to be out among adults at 10 o'clock at night. The turnstile show, it's like 1130. It's a turnstile show. And it's like, oh, there's a three-year-old. Really? Yeah, I mean, whatever.

That's no good. Dude's rock. All right. We'll continue to monitor. Can you post this to the circling back story for the folks? I will later. He will later, folks. I'm currently logged into my...

If he doesn't, it's producer week. I'm putting that on him. No. I'm putting that on his head right now. Producer week started early when it was actually producer week. Damn, have you ever seen a... When's the last time you were to borrow a restaurant and saw something like this go down?

Not this specific scenario, but like an altercation, awkward. Oh, really? Because I'm pretty sure I told the story of it happening to me. Ah, the Mexican player. Yes. That's right. You were involved. I'll tell you what.

This is nothing, nothing compared to what happened with... Dude, you're lucky there are, or unlucky that there were no phones. Yeah. Like, how did nobody like, because our main concern was a guy going to his car and getting a weapon and not a phone. Strapped up. That was a, that was a super uncomfortable situation. Oh, damn. That was kid spawned, too.

I played zero part in it. I just happened to be right in the thick of it. I don't know. Weren't you in the parking, looking for smoke? No. I made eye contact with the guy as he was walking out to his car when he got kicked out of the restaurant. And he called me, uh, the EPS. the effing Fsler.

Oh. I swear I thought you were going to say the Epstein. And I was like, hey, Epstein. No, no, he didn't call me that. Guy got mad at me in the parking lot last Friday. I think I texted about it. You said us a voice. I said you all a voicemail.

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a nice, there's a coffee shop in South Austin that I was going to get just a mid-afternoon cold brew at before I went home. And parking lot, it's not like a big parking lot. There's parking spaces on either side. It's like a classic, like strip mall thing. And he stops his big, lifted truck. Was it black?

No. Okay. It was not. I remember what it looks like because I'll probably see this guy again. And it was, he stopped right there. And I'm like, oh, he's waiting on somebody to back out. I'm like, all right. So I stopped right behind him.

Sit there for about 10 seconds. No movement, and I don't see anything around him. He's not looking at me, but he's got his hand out the window, and he kind of does this wave thing, almost like he's waving me around him. Okay. Okay. Pull up left. There's like five or six spots. Now, the spots are kind of small, so I park up in one of them.

I totally get why he didn't park in nose because he has like a big truck. So I park, get out of my car. He's still there. I wait for a car to walk by, and then I walk by right in front of his truck. It's about a 15-yard walk. from where I parked to the sidewalk, walk right in front of his truck. I'm not even thinking anything about this guy

because I have done nothing wrong in my eyes. He has his window down, like I said, and he says, yeah, sure, just go ahead, like audibly. And I was like... Was this about you're walking through or because of the parking? I don't know. I don't know if it's a combo with the two. And honestly, Dylan, I've been thinking about it since

because I'm like trying to... I'm the type of guy who always wants to think, like, did I do something wrong? And I'm just not seeing it. I'm over reflecting. And I stopped right in front of his truck because I hear him and he had to know I was going to hear him. And I just looked at him and I did the little sass pointed to myself. I go, and he said he like motioned it, said something.

And I just kind of started laughing. And I was like, okay. And I kind of, I kept walking. The reason he was waiting was to back into a bigger spot that was on the opposite side of where I part. so he backs in part of me was like do I like wait for this guy

and then part of me was like that is so stupid the better part of me was like no you don't have to wait for this guy like you did this guy whatever because I was almost wanting to be like dude I was just walking like what was the beef there

because I genuinely in those scenarios will often want to be like what's your deal I think I can talk to people it's a flaw honestly you know what it would have been really awkward If you went into the same coffee shop you went into Well dude I thought he had to be

Because I was looking at there's like a women's boutique There's like a nail salon I was like surely he's going here right And I didn't see him again Because I was ready like I was in I was in the coffee place Like expecting like the most awkward scenarios He comes and gets in line behind me And we're both like trying to act like that didn't just go down

But I little sast him And I don't know why I did I've never done it. I just pointed it myself and kind of gave him like the little head nod. It was very weird. I didn't see him again. But yeah, I thought that was funny.

So I voice texted. I didn't feel like doing a full text. So I did a voice note for you all. Well, good. We all listened to it. Did you save it? No, I guess I'll fuck off.

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it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas so next week we got a show Monday with a very special guest this guest is a major league baseball all-star this guest was absolutely jobbed in the home run derby

this guest kind of sneaky stunts posts his fantastic golf swing on Instagram stories. Also, a hell of a nice guy. Good dude. Who just gives dope access to his friends who run a

small to mid-sized podcast. Monday morning. He does piss on it. By the way, did you hear Brady drop a piss missiles? I think that's the first time I've ever heard. That's definitely the first time anybody commentating a game has ever said piss missile. I didn't hear it, but I saw people talking about it on Twitter.

Yeah. The only cool thing Brady's done other than being really good. I don't know. He's also posted that sick Tom thing to his story. Yeah, he plays by his own rules. That's pretty cool, dude. Yeah, it's badass, Tom.

Thanks, man. We weren't sure. We weren't sure if you're playing by somebody else's rules. But yeah, we got Rook on. We got Rook Monday morning. So that'll be fun. But we're obviously going to drop a Patreon. Even though the rest of the week,

holiday things, Christmas things, things of that nature. We're going to do it. There's been chatter. Somebody reached out or emailed and said, hey, we'd love to see a worst of. It's been a minute since we've done worst of. We talked about it. The only thing, I'm down to do it.

I love worst of. I think everybody loves worst of. I think the only thing is, do we have enough worst of stories? Are there enough people out there who have worst of holiday edition, office Christmas party, worst ofs? Anything that's not just, you brought this. us up yesterday. A bad travel day experience. Because I mean, everybody's had those

don't want to hear it. We haven't been to this well in a very long time. So it's had time to replenish a bit, I think. What do you think? I do too. I think to all the people that like wonder why we don't do worse of, it's, I think that our audience is growing up with us and become

more mature. So there's less people doing shitty drunken things. So like stories are less, you know? We still got some real shit bags. So we got some shit bags and we want to. There's definitely a few. Let's hear about him. Or if he's even an old story that, you know, we've never heard. Love to hear him.

Judging by the fumble week calls, people are still out there just getting way too drunk. Was it fumble week where like half the calls were dudes like, yeah, man. He's got too drunk. I got drunk and pissed the couch. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. Okay. You tell me, those people aren't also acting a fool at their company Christmas party?

Yeah, I want, yeah. And it doesn't have to just be company. It could be just holiday related, holiday related. Doesn't you have to be drunk, you know. Sometimes, maybe you gave a wrong gift to someone that was hilarious, something like that. All right. I'm going to post a prompt for it or I'm going to post a, I'll do an Instagram story, but email me, Dave at washedmedia.com, email me your worst ofs and we'll do that episode. We'll record it this week and then we'll drop it next week.

We'll probably record it Friday, so try to get them in before Friday. Cool. That sounds great. And also, like, you know, if we, we will make it a whole Christmas spectacular. We'll try to do as many worse stuff. But if you have an idea or a segment that you want us to do, just email Dave an idea. I want it to be, I want to give back. Someone, someone just said, a Christmas movie draft.

I'm almost positive that you've done that in the past. We've definitely done song draft. You've done the song. I think you've done movies too. So, so. But like, yeah, more ideas, the better. give you something Christmas the bank they're gonna take

they're gonna shut down the bank oh that's good two turtle doves terter doves Alyssa hates that because it's always on and every time that scene comes on I just go

she'll be cooking and I just walk up behind her and go turtle gosh she's like you're fucking weirdo and I'm like well you're stuck with me oh

What? There's activity out there. You don't like that activity. There's activity out there, man. You see, back in the touching base days, they used to have a window that they could look out. I got it all covered up, so they don't know what's happening. For a brief time in here, this wall didn't exist, and so we saw everything out there. That's true.

I've got a video, like, way back in my phone, and it's from the Paint Factory podcast studio, and it's just us in there, and then all of a sudden you see Barrett walk through the front doors and then walk by, and he's just, dressed like he's going to we're all rubber-necked yeah and I'm just like like what do you like dude you're just going to work like it's a that

and that whole way kind of act like a little runway for him he's just fucking just stunning I maybe I should post it honestly it looks like he's peacocking trying like knowing that we're recording and wants us to like stop everything and look at like it's eight years later and we're referencing it

need to get Barrett on not just on retail I need to get him in here and this too just to mix it up see how it's going he's got the six month old he was into the other day things were

it was tough maybe a sleep regression we don't know I'm not here to judge but yeah email Dave at washtmedia.com please hit me up and the show will be

it'll be fun we'll do a Christmas movie thing maybe we'll bring bread in, bring bread in for this because I feel like Brett has, he probably wants to talk about a little bit, maybe defend himself for his Christmas party. Cocktail mixing. He's not a mixologist. We learned that. No, he is not. I think I've probably myself. I'm a good mixologist. I can, I can know what works together. But I'm also a cocktail guy. I know, I know my cocktails. Um, man, Brett also taking that L on the Koso.

I wasn't going to say it. What was the L about? It wasn't good. No, it was just fine. He was getting, we were, everything, his whole presentation was so nice that we were just kind of messing around, like, looking for something to mock him on. And it was just the Koso. The Koso tasted very velvita.

It was just, yeah, it was just Belvedita. It was just Belvedo. Yeah. It's just your run-of-the-mill caseo. And we, get you hatch, chili, hoss. If he did, like, a. his own, like, you know, proprietary Merriman Koso,

and it was ass, and I can understand, giving him a shit for him. Yeah. Yeah. I liked it. I had a few. Maybe next year, we'll bring Koso.

I mean, I would just rather even just put a couple jars of salsa can Kraso. What? Salsa Kank Koso? The Tostitos jars. It's pretty good, actually. It's better than Velvita. Do you say Kuezo?

No, I just said that as a joke, but salsa Kank Koso. We're going to have to step outside and talk. about it. It's pretty good. It's not like the best case you've had, but for just being store-bought Qa-So. What was the Halloween thing you went to in Guadalajara? That one Dia.

Dia de los mortos? Ah. Muerrethos. Mvirtos. What was the first? You said Mertes the first time? I don't know. Mertes? Dia de los Mertes. I think I did say that. That's what I said, yeah.

Pretty close, man. It's all good. Hey, it's all good. Thinking about how I took that or got that dub and fantasy. Oh. I was thinking about it, moving on to the next. Talking about an underdog fantasy. Well, that too.

Oh, okay. I'm just saying, like, I'm kind of riding a hot hand right now. Okay. So I'm already looking ahead to Thursdays. You got a strike while it's hot. You have to. That's how it goes, dude. Momentum is real.

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and here's the legal i just don't want dead air i was just looking at my uh somewhat a fan was uh dmming me about uh jersey mics jersey mics that they have a certain thing like if you have a points account they're doing an NFL predictor game and you'll get points for how many like correct games you pick and it's free to play so i was just going to going to check to see how how did my games go and I got six points does that I think I want is that an underdog thing with it no and that applies to like your rewards account so I think like 72 points gets you a free sandwich so like just for if you play every week and I just got six points you're on the way man take my sandwich yeah so we lost the deposit slip so interesting

if you're if you're a jersey mic's guy there's a run on the bank see that's sorry this is having it Mike's way right. I'm making fun of Dylan's favorite Christmas movie. You are. It's okay. He does talk like that. How? Yeah. What do you want me to know? Oh, I'll give you the moon. Yeah, I brought my baby to the bar. What are you going to know about it? Uh? That's smart. It's not even. Got a little something out Lubbock way. If you guys are interested. Here we go. Here we go. If you guys are interested. Yeah, I'm interested. Now, this is a fun one. I'm not making fun of anyone's attire or the way they wear anything cowboy related at all. That guy said real

Cowboys don't do podcasts. You know what? Fair point. So I think it's because of you. I keep getting served Instagram reels from like real cowboys. I'm sure they are. But they're like, all right, this is what Cowboys wears and this is what they don't wear. See the jeans.

See Cowboys, if you see a person in their jeans and they are only up to here, that's how you know it's not a real cowboy. And see Cowboys wear their jeans all the way down here. You see somebody with that. You can tell they did some mutton busting. Mutton busting. Yeah. And the best part is the comment, there's always the comments like, man, you guys are really into fashion.

As most real cowboys are. Yeah. Super into how they look when they're out there on the range doing their shit. But yeah, that's the Dylan effect, man. My algorithm right now is in a bad, it's always in a bad place. What am I talking about? Yeah. You're talking Twitter?

No, Instagram Reels, dude. It's, I mean, it's less death, more cowboy, which is usually dope. But then I like, whatever. Let's talk Lubbock. So flight tracking has been a big deal when someone's looking for a new coach or even actually in that one, even I guess not in the NIL world because transfers, they don't take private planes places. But flight tracking, you know, they people track private jets because all that information is public. Oh, there's a flight coming in from Tuscaloosa.

We're going to get saving that kind of thing. It's a staple of the coaching carous. It's fun. It's one of the more. It's so fun. One of the more fun things of college football is just, like, sleuthing that people do to find out who's going to wear. Also, never realized how easy it was to track. Yeah. Yeah.

This is a new one, though. And this comes to us from our good friends at Message Board Geniuses, which is a really fun account. I highly suggest you follow it. Breaking, reputable sources tell Message Board geniuses that Brendan Sorsby, who is a transfer quarterback from Cincinnati, who had a very good season, logged into his YouTube account at an Airbnb in Lubbock, Texas. You know what that means. And then here is a post from the On Three Rivals message board, the Red Raider Sports is what it's called, the Texas Tech One.

My buddy who graduated this past weekend had his family come in town. They rented an Airbnb and the TV at the B&B was signed into an account in which the name was Brendan Sorsby. That's hilarious. I mean, the timing with his girlfriend and her commitment is convenient. Does this YouTube account seal the deal for the rumors? Not sure, but it is funny. So I think it's a foregone conclusion that this kid is transferring to Texas Tech.

That's the quarterback they've kind of targeted. Yeah, the girlfriend, like he said. And his girlfriend just transferred there. She's a volleyball player, I want to say. So this is just another layer to the college football sleuthing that goes on. And this one is just really funny because just, Right there, Brendan Sorsby has is logged into this YouTube account. So it's got to be, I mean, that's, that's good evidence.

I've definitely logged my YouTube or Netflix when I've gone and stayed at Airbnb. And I try to remember to always sign up. I always try to remember because I'm like, man, that'd be embarrassing. Yeah. Not that big of a deal. I don't think they can like do anything major. But like, yeah, that's, that's hilarious. I wonder what he was watching.

I don't know, man. You could find out if he's already logged in Yeah You can What's going on with Sorosby Okay So this is the guy Yeah that's the guy

He's gonna be the Texas Tech quarterback I'm pretty sure Not to get two in the weeds But like What happened to Levit? I thought no Apparently the staff prefers this kid Really?

I don't know much about him But I've been glazing Sam Levitt The entire season I think he's a dog Fuck he's a lot of fun A lot of fun Oh talking about Leavitt Leavitt? No Sorosby

is a good quarterback as well I don't know what kind of stats he's working with. Even though we had Taylor McCar gone, people got upset that we didn't talk about the at the time first place, Cincinnati Bearcats. They lost like immediately thereafter, but Taylor wants to come on. I want to have Taylor on. Sorsby, 61% completion percentage, 2,800 yards, 27 touchdowns, 5 interceptions with the 155.1 rating. Okay. That's pretty good. Cool. Pretty good. Okay. Yeah, I love that. that's that's fantastic when i when i saw the uh initial post i was very curious how they knew he

logged in and then it makes all the sense in the world yeah yeah yeah um i imagine it's pretty hard to uh keep this kind of stuff a secret these days yeah yeah because Lubbock's not a huge town and especially a town like that you see somebody you see that guy You're going to know if you're a real ball knower Although I don't think I would have picked him out of a lineup I definitely wouldn't I don't know who he was a week ago I'm trying to think who

Sam Levitt I would have again glazed him the entire season You got Lagway looking for a new school That's a big one The dad with the Baylor Dad plays a ball bailer I don't think he's gonna go there I don't think from Texas makes sense From Texas

Out near the knack I looked it up after a conversation yesterday You know my boy's coming back which we are I did see I saw the breaking news breaking news arch manning to return

yeah we knew that already thank you chip brown crazy dude I thought what was the thought there his only other option I mean obviously

he could transfer but NFL was the other possibility this week in exit surveys somebody we lost somebody on Patreon because of the

Texas sports circle jerk I don't know if that meant like University of Texas or just like I was talking about too much. Sorry. I'm a Texas fan.

If I got pushed back enough. Like, not push back, but I feel like we have diverse. But everyone we talked about it was like for minutes at a time. I didn't take whole segments up talking about Arch and Texas. Look, if you don't want to hear, if you don't want to hear about the 6A Division 1 and Division 2, state championship game, state semi-final game. I'm sorry. We're just on the pod for you.

Who's playing that? DeSoto. Okay. And then you're talking about on the other side of thing? Yeah. Who's the... The Duncanville Panthers.

I don't think you needed to ring it that many times. That was loud for me. You were edging me for a while. I can only imagine the listeners. No, I've now, I've now, I'm, my life dream of just slowly turning into Buddy Garrity. It's getting there. So now I refuse to say the Dunkinville Panthers without that buddy twine that the Duncanville Panthers.

Fucking great head of hair on that guy. We almost had him on touching base back in the day. He just lives in San Antonio. There's a crypto thieving scheme in Austin right now called pig butchering. Okay. Excuse me? Pig butchering. Pig butchering scams often begin with a scammer trying to develop.

a romantic connection with a victim over social media, dating apps, or messaging platforms. Once trust is developed, the con artist will lure victims into fraudulent crypto investments with promises of large returns. Oh, you've got to be horny, horny. God. $4 million have been drained from crypto accounts in Austin so far. Be careful, Randy. You said you're DMing with a listener.

I just want to make sure you're okay over there. Not. Pig butchering. okay why what then i don't like that name i think pay pig there's a play on pay pig it's like yeah yeah if you're the pay pig you're the pig in that scenario right yeah that's not really fair because some of the a lot of pay pigs probably aren't pigs they're just lonely and horny it doesn't make you a how stupid you have to be to like be flirting with someone pretty stupid you know online and then they're like by the way i got this crypto thing you get in on it's like

What? I didn't know this is going this direction. In addition to the many other red flags, the crypto, crypto should be a red flag when someone you don't really know is DMing you. Yeah. Are you guys going to get in that Texas coin, that Texacoin, whatever it is? No. You guys don't listen to the radio, so you probably don't hear the ads.

I've heard, I've heard of it. They're doing radio ads? Yeah, it's for a Texas crypto coin. I think I'm out on that big going. Who's pushing this? I don't know. You could do some research. Maybe I'm going to, maybe I'll invest a hundred dollars and we'll see where it goes.

Texas coin. Texas coin. That's, I just saw a new, uh, new George Bush golf reporter video. We should do George Washington hog coin. Ooh. Hog coin's got to be one already. He's got to be a hog coin. I mean, there's fart coin.

What did that guy say on the YouTube on our clip of us talking about AI, George Washington? You want me to read it out? He was fucking like, dude, you guys are doing Georgia. You're doing them wrong. Let's see. This is, um, let me, let me get it. Here we go. You know, I don't know how to read, but here we go.

No, you're good. Batsard saying AI would have had to do that to George Washington. He was swole, a fine figure man. George Washington was a boss in what have made CrossFit look like light work. That's what someone commented on. I just don't think G. swole. There's no way he had the ability

to get through a cross-bit workout. They weren't doing hit back back there. No one lifted weights in the 1700s. No. No, they did have, they had natural strength. And dad dick. He fathered children. I just don't think he was swole. You don't think he had dad dick?

He was like, what? He was like 6-2, wasn't he? He was pretty tall. He was a man of stature, but I don't think he was small. Probably for his size, probably had a good genetically broad shoulders. But, okay, right now, in your prime, could you have done more push-ups in a row than George Washington? Of course.

Oh, yes. Just by the simple fact that I've been working out for years, and I just don't think he was. 6-2. He was out there. 6-2 means long arms are not as good at push-ups. That's a fact. You see, like, all the bench press champions,

they're all short, squatty guys with, like, arms that are, like, this long. Okay, but what about, like, O. Lyman who go to the Combine and just do all those fucking reps. They also have shoulders that are this

broad, big old shoulders. You tell me, you think you could out hog him? I didn't say that. Well, you're kind of getting there, dude. Okay, hold on. Hold on, Dylan. This is from AI over view.

His key details here. Height, 6-2. Context in a time when the average man was much shorter, his height and strong bills contributed to his imposing stature. Physicality, he was also known for being athletic with well-muscled thighs, strong neck muscles, and large hands

and feet. So what do you say now? Maybe that guy knew what he was talking about. Dudes weren't wearing shorts back then. How do they know? They were wearing knickers. They weren't wearing shorts. I don't know.

Maybe they were. I'm sure they were wearing. I'm sure they saw him in a nightgown or something. Speaking of guys with great builds, I showed Chelsea, um, Live Langdon's boyfriend on on Instagram just to get a reaction. And she was like, yeah, he's good looking. Like, you don't have to lie to my face, Chelsea. Just tell me he's the hottest man of life because he is.

I don't know, Dave. That don't impress her much. They were wearing some tight pants. So you could probably, you could probably see. You look like his print? You might have been able to see print. All right, what is going on with our producer? I'm just saying.

Yeah, but he, dude, he had, I feel like for every... It's not a photograph. I'm just saying, I think this is a good representation. Okay, hold on. He also had a chip on his shoulder. He wanted to be a part of the army, the English fleet, the English army. And they're like, nah. You learned that from the dock that you watched.

I did. Just saying the closer to the time, probably did show, should show some well-muscled thighs. Just that's the point I'm trying to make. Also, wasn't eating processed foods back then. It's true. Diet was on point. It's true. probably male nourished a lot of times i don't know he maybe although the generals generals were

probably better than everybody they were but still all right he was eating all right all right good show we crushed that history shit all right we'll see you uh this afternoon for circling back on touching based bye bye You know,