Circling Back - Dave Chappelle & Rich People Dog Parks

Episode Date: August 28, 2019

We discuss the trailer for the Breaking Bad movie, "El Camino," break down the backlash behind Dave Chappelle's new stand-up special, theorize whether or not the Popeye's chicken sandwich shortage was planned all along, and discuss the Maryland dog park where rich people complain about barking. We also do This Weekend In Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:25) Breaking Bad Movie Trailer (27:15) Dave Chappelle's New Standup (44:37) Is Popeye's Duping Us? (55:11) Rich People Dog Park Controversy (1:05:24) This Weekend In Fun Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback (Free refill pack) Honey: www.joinhoney.com/circlingback --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast live in the early bridge cbd studios in austin texas my name is will defries to my right david ruff you gotta let that beat ride a little bit bro you let it ride like way too long people people are telling me they loved it real ones you like the music they love it knock on wood if you're with me are people just banging their desks right now have you been watching hard knocks will no no that's what he's talking i watched the first half of the first episode decided i wasn't really down with uh the cast they didn't do much for me so i i moved on that derrick car man he sure is a boner and you know you pretty much know exactly

what uh gruden's gonna say at this point so it's like come on man it's just like dude stop like i don't have a gruden and yeah and antonio brown i was like yeah you seem like a good guy but like you're not entertaining to me at all dude he's he's like his stock is just soaring for me he's so he just seems like a guy who's really enjoying life like even though even with all the helmet if i was getting paid i know that's the thing he just he just seems like a happy guy like at the end of last night's they go to he goes to like uh what's the school de De La Soul? I think it's like a football powerhouse, California. No, it's De La Soul.

They were. It's definitely not De La Soul. Definitely not. It's De La Roca, actually. Zach De La Roca? And like the kids are just going nuts over him. Cause he's on the sidelines,

AB. Everybody's chanting AB. I don't know. He just looks like he's having fun time. Why is he getting any crap like LeBron did? For being on the sidelines. He didn't run on the field. Supporting youth sports.

He didn't run on the field. To my knowledge, he did. Maybe he did. He's wearing what looked like a $7,000 turtleneck, though. I like that he's a beanie guy. I do, too. I like that. His hair's wild, but I dig it.

I like that he's a beanie guy. He's got swag. That's the one nice thing I'll say. Lots of swag on that dude. Like I said, I don't dislike Antonio Brown by any means. I actually think the Raiders are kind of fun, but I can't dedicate my time to them right now. He told Derek Carr he had decent swag last night,

which is a nice way of saying you have no swag. That's code for no swag at all. Which is true. Derek Carr is such a little dork. Such a loser that happens to be a pretty talented football player. I can't stand the guy. How talented is Derek Carr? He's talented enough.

I don't know. He's in the league and he's starting. He was having a conversation with a teammate and he was just trying to sound like he's down, like he's with it. He just ended up coming off so cheesy. He does the thing, unintentionally I'm sure, but he changes the inflection in his voice when he's talking to certain members of his team.

Yep. Okay. Am I reading between the lines here yes okay he like he gets a little bit more hip and urban you know when he's talking to certain members of the team kind of what i was alluding to yeah yeah he tried he tried to connect with this guy you can't be doing that there's some dudes who it just it's so not him that it's like dude dude, just stop. Just be yourself, man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I'm like, maybe I'm subconsciously protesting because I think the last two teams up for hard knocks were the Lions and the Raiders. Dude, thank God I won the Lions, honestly. I mean, what? Patricia, like, nothing bad is going to happen to us. Like, we're a trash franchise. I know. They're going to surprise some people this year. I don't know.

This is like you saying I have decent swag. Like, that means nothing. You don't actually mean that they're going to surprise anybody. They fucked up letting Theo Riddick go. Is that the take? Theo Riddick's my all-time favorite Lion. People are saying that we could have been a Super Bowl team, had Javid Best not gotten his head injuries. That's just when everything just started going downhill.

I noticed everybody was saying that. Everybody's saying that. Yeah. Yeah. Dylan. What's up? I got that new row back on, by the way. The new –

The Performance T. This is a new one. The Performance Boy swag. It has a little bit different fit. It's like it was made for me. Did I get sent these too? Yeah. This is what I have right next to me right now?

I believe these are all the new ones. Is that a 90s polo? Yeah, it's like if they took Saved by the Bell and turned it into a polo shirt, which is actually something that makes sense for us. This plug is totally off script, by the way, but Randy20 gets you 20% off. Yeah, this isn't a scheduled read. Yeah, we're not going to see you. You are looking fresh, though. Thank you. I'm wearing this to the gym today. totally off script by the way but randy 20 get you 20 off yeah this isn't a scheduled read yeah we're not gonna you're looking fresh though thank you i'm wearing this to the gym today nipple game

real strong right now telling you will we talked about this uh last pod um about calvin johnson sorry i just thought of this no one's talking about him in relation to the andrew luck stuff and if they are i've completely missed missed it. Besides us. Besides us. I'm dead serious. I'm sure someone else has, but I feel like there's a comp for this. If you're a Colts fan and you're complaining about him retiring, I don't give a fuck. Because we had Calvin Johnson retire at 30.

I'm not saying he would have been the greatest receiver of all time, but he was top five all time. He had four years left. Oh, you're right. He had four years left on his deal. I will say though, that last year that Calvin Johnson, like his last full season,

he clearly lost a step. So he, he, that's, that's a difference. His body was deteriorating. You had him on his, on your team,

didn't you? I did. Yeah. His body was deteriorating. The difference is like luck. You can be a quarterback into your prime, like well into your early thirties. Yeah.

Mid thirties. Yeah. But even if Andrew Luck played into his late 30s, he's still not going to be the tier of player that Calvin Johnson was going to be. It just wasn't going to happen. I don't know about that. Andrew Luck was really damn good. Andrew Luck was sick.

But he was somewhat injury prone. And his career trajectory comes in lower than Calvin Johnson's does. Calvin Johnson was great his entire career. There was never a moment in his career where he wasn't awesome. Because of injuries, you're saying? Or just in general, he was an overall better football player? Calvin Johnson was an overall better football player. At his position, Calvin Johnson was always going to be better historically.

I think you're undervaluing Andrew Luck maybe just a little bit. But I respect your opinion. I don't think you're wrongvaluing Andrew Luck maybe just a little bit, but I respect your opinion. I don't think you're wrong. I do think Andrew Luck. Calvin Johnson was amazing. Don't get me wrong. So if Andrew Luck was able to play into his mid-30s, then I'm going to say that, okay, well, injuries weren't going to be a problem.

So for this hypothetical, and I think the talent's there. I think all the hype was there, and it was real. And he was awesome last season. Well, yeah, there's obviously a million factors. There's a million factors that play into it. Calvin Johnson had a better nickname. Megatron's tight. Does Luck even have one?

Also, Barry Sanders retired at 31. Yeah. And so, like, and Barry Sanders, I mean, I know you guys are Cowboys fans. I know, Dylan, you personally hate Emmitt Smith because he wronged you. I love Barry Sanders, though. For me, he's, I mean mean and also this is a completely biased opinion he's the goat he was the greatest running back of all time you know what i have no problem with you saying that i think that even cowboys fans can can respect that opinion even if they

don't hold that same opinion i do it's it's not really worth fighting over it's like okay whatever yeah yeah it's if someone told me emmett smithitt Smith is, I'm not going to jump down their throat and be like, no. But. Yeah, I just don't feel bad. I don't feel bad for Colts fans. Like, also, he's got to do what he's got to do. Either way, how we get down this train?

I got all hyped up. This is football talk. I'm circling back. This cold brew is coursing through my veins right now. It's hard knock season. Yeah, it's true. Knock on wood if you're with me, Dave. They's true. Knock on wood if you're with me, Dave. They say that.

Knock on wood if you're with me. Dillon. I don't have a Gruden. You're close. I've never tried it. I think some alone time stuck in traffic, you could get there. Why does Gruden say Dillon? Ha, chevery.

Chevery. How's it pronounced? That's what he would say he would he would i've heard some bad names but that one's the worst it's basically just me telling that yeah i don't know i thought the caliendo thing from last week caliendo is underrated he crushed that he's great he's great at impression he's a little hokey yeah he is but you gotta respect him it's like a ventriloquist yes like it's cheesy it's cheesy to do impressions that's why his john madden that's part of my game his john madden was spot john madden spot no he's so good at impressions that you can't you can't help but respect it but it is it is kind of it. But it is kind of hokey. It gets old pretty quick, too.

When they have him on ESPN Radio or something, and they have him on for like a half hour, and he's just doing impressions, by the end of it, I'm like, yeah, can we just wrap this up a little bit, please? That's fair. Man. They use him better than they use Rob Riggle.

Yeah, I mean, we've touched on that. We did touch on that on air. He gets wronged by the writing of that. I think at the end of the day, what it boils down to is that football season can't get here soon enough. It's technically here. It can't get here soon enough, Will. There's an NCAA team that's 1-0. I feel like we got it.

We got the Bobcats playing tomorrow night. The Aggies. Kyle Field. Wait, there's also another good game tomorrow, right? Are they going to get stunked? I don't know. I think there's a spread on this. There's like a legit game tomorrow, though.

I can't recall who it is. No, no, no. Anyone want to take me? I'm taking the Aggies minus 34. Who wants it? I already had this conversation with Dan. Dude, I can't believe. Dan's taking the Cats.

I don't think that's the move. I can't believe the Bobcats are going to shock the world and beat A&M. It's just, it's going to happen. Major shouts to Spav. God. That's going to be, okay, okay. I'm excited. It's a new era, new coaching staff.

It's officially here. Officially. Dude, I've always been saying, a new era, new coaching staff. It's officially here. Officially. Dude, I've always been saying it could not get here soon enough. Hey, if anyone needs tickets to the Texas-Louisiana Tech game, I might have some, so just holler at your boy. You got tickets? DMs are open. Trying to offload some.

I have no plans this weekend. I don't want to spoil this weekend on the phone. Never mind. Yeah, don't spoil this weekend on the phone, dude. Texas State at number 12. Why is this happening? Dude, I hope that Texas State just shows up in some old school school buses

that are breaking down and they're all just padded up, just ready to go. I don't feel like they can do that. I want it to be high school football. Dude, that sounds like that. What's the movie? We Are Marshall?

No, no, no. Actually, Texas State was the name of the school in the movie. It was before it was actually called Texas State. Unnecessary Roughness? Yeah. Or is it Necessary Roughness? Necessary, yeah. That's tight.

That's what it reminded me of. Man. My cat's going to shock the world tomorrow. I'm going to fuck around and hyper hyper can a bottle of wine tomorrow night and just sit there on my couch watching this game it's kind of weird that we're not i guess it's not weird but i feel like we i don't know why i never nobody i know is going to this game no bobcat that's weird it's it kyle field which if it was say what you want about A&M, like, that's, a lot of people have that on the, on the bucket list for college football stadiums.

Like, for games. I don't personally want to go to it, but I, I can absolutely see why somebody would. It's, it's, I've heard nothing but good things about going to a game there.

And, like, to watch your team go, and just get it handed to them, would be great. If they were playing UT, Oh, hell yeah,

I'd be there. Your entire pledge class would be at this game, at that game. Like, everybody would be there. But they were playing UT. Oh, hell yeah. I'd be there. Your entire pledge class would be at that game. Like, everybody would be there. But it's, you don't want to go to College Station. I think we're going to wait until they're at SMU.

Hey, let's pick out a game and go tailgate down to San Marcos this year. No, no, we're good, dude. They do play, they play SMU next week at SMU. I'll tailgate SMU.

That's a different, that's a different kind of tailgate. Oh, yeah. That's a scene kind of tailgate. Oh, yeah. That's a scene. Like what kind? Just a lot of people having a lot of fun. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And then maybe going to the game? I feel like they have worse turnout than Texas State does. Historically. I respect that. Yeah. You don't need to go to the game. To the Barley House. I think't need to go to the game. To the Barley House. I think we need to apologize

to our listeners. We fucked up on Monday. We did. We got called out for it too. I thought about this mid-podcast and I was going to bring it up and then I forgot about it again. And so

I would like to extend a heartfelt apology to everyone out there who wanted us to talk about the Breaking Bad movie trailer. El Camino. I'm sorry. This is on all of us.

Yeah, we just dropped the vlog. Yeah, Will mentioned it after the pod. He's like, we completely forgot about that. And then I saw some people were wondering why we forgot it. And look, it was just an oversight. We're not happy about it. I think had it been a better trailer, we wouldn't have forgotten about it.

Is that fair? The trailer gave us... It was just a teaser, really, right? It wasn't an actual trailer. They were saying it was a trailer. That's just a tease. It showed one character, not even the one we were looking for.

I respect that move. A little bit of mystique. I don't know what Jesse's going to look like. I agree. Just give me Jesse. four yeah which i kind of like i respect that move a little bit of mystique yeah what jesse's gonna look like agree give me just give me jesse they could have done a trailer with just jesse remaining in the car driving at a high speed and i would have gotten more horned up for it than this did i just i don't know i i didn't i didn't like this as the first preview i wanted more oh i like it as just just to let us know, like, this is happening. It's coming.

Well, so this got announced. I think it was not supposed to get announced when it did, and so I think Netflix kind of had their hand forced because I think they had to release that trailer after it got out. I didn't know it was actually announced. I thought it was just all rumor. Well, then they released it. They're the ones who released the trailer.

They did this all in secret and filmed the movie and everything. For real? Yeah. That's tight. I appreciate that. And it wasn't but like a couple months ago, him and Aaron Paul and what's his name? Bryan Cranston.

Bryan Cranston did that tequila tease. And like everybody was kind of, Oh, mezcal. Mezcal. And everybody was like, like yeah that's cool because we like you but we were thinking this was something else and then like two months later are we gonna get them in the film are we gonna get or sorry are we gonna get cranston walt in the film yeah i think in some fashion wait how like flashback situation it's gotta be like a

flashback or something we don't know that he's dead he's dead dave we, come on. We don't know that. I said this. I think I said this on the air, and then I watched this last scene. I was like, oh, wait, he definitely died. But that being said, if Hopper can be alive, I don't see any reason why Walt can't. Except for the supernatural part of all of it. Sure. Yeah.

Sorry for the spoilers there. If you haven't seen Stranger Things, you can read it. Except one is a sci-fi. Yeah. Yeah, that kind of changes things. Breaking Bad is prone to flashbacks. Yep. Am I the only person in the universe that... No, actually no.

I think it's a polarizing episode. The fly episode I didn't like. That's the most controversial episode. It threw a lot of people off. I just didn't like it. Just a concept episode. It was the only episode where I was like, all right, let's kind of move things along here.

But I'm very excited for the movie, but I do have to have some tempered expectations. I don't know how excited I can actually get for it just because there's so many question marks. Remind me when it's going to be released. I have no reason. October? I have no reason to not be excited.

Because everything these people have done has been excellent. That's true. Better Call Saul. I mean, just everything they do, it's like I can't stop watching it. So I have no reason to believe that this won't follow suit. That's a good point. That's a very good point. Like they've earned my trust and my business.

Not only have they earned it, they deserve it. Yeah. I haven't dipped into Better Call Saul yet, but I've heard nothing but good things. I kind of forget that it exists. It's been off for a while. I don't know when the new season's coming out. People are saying that this might be the best spinoff since Frasier.

Really? That's what they're saying. I haven't heard anybody say that. Frasier was definitely a very successful spinoff. I think it might be the most successful spinoff. Correct me if I'm wrong. I can't think of it. I mean, if you went just strictly by awards,

it's got to be the most successful spinoff in the history of television. Remind me what it's a spinoff from. I'm blanking. Okay. He was a patron of the bar cheers that's right and then he moved across the country do you ever watch cheers no it's too old yeah that's like the first show that like i missed like you know as like a an old person yeah like i was i was too young for that yeah and like going back on it like even the early episodes of fraser which i still watch

they are still very old looking but then it finally transitions into like hdtv whereas cheers is just always super dated looking yeah and i don't think the content's dated necessarily but it's not a show that i like it's not like seinfeld where it's timeless or uh i don't know yeah it's not like you caneld where it's timeless. Or, I don't know. It's not like you can just go back and watch it naturally. I also think you kind of need to know the characters more than I know them. So I never got into it. It's on Netflix.

Cheers was a show I can remember watching very early with my dad, parents. I don't know. The concept's very cool. Oh, yeah. It's a great concept. Isn't it one of those shows that the whole thing is filmed in one studio? I don't know the concept's very cool oh yeah yeah it's a great concept isn't it one of those shows that's like the whole thing

is filmed in one studio and that's it or like Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience I feel I really I remember that being

like before the opening credits ran but like the whole thing was filmed in the bar right they never actually left the bar in the show is what I'm saying

no I think they had some scenes out of it but i think it was a heavy heavy bar right ted danson underrated uh yes absolutely not even close i think he's the first one to make a milli an episode on cheers yeah that's tight the first one ever stunt on them ted i think i don't know if this is true. I thought it was friends. My mom will call me, but I'm pretty sure we saw Ted Danson driving a convertible in L.A. when I was a kid.

I'm so bummed that I was too young to have actual memories of it because now that just sounds tight. Hey, I've got breaking news, Will. Dylan at D. Chivere. Is it Chiveree? Chiveree. Chiveree. Tweets, It's wild that Texas State is going to upset A&M tomorrow night. At D. Cheverie tweets, it's wild that Texas State is going to upset A&M tomorrow night.

So he's going back to the aggressive college football Twitter tag. Good. Yeah. Good. You know, I got to shake the people up a little bit, see what they have to say about it. God, it just can't get here soon enough. It really can't.

It sucks because when football actually does arrive, that joke, you can't say it really because it doesn't make as much sense. I'll be thinking about next football season. Yeah, once T-State

starts 0-1, then you can, man, next season can't come soon enough. College football 2020 can't get here soon enough. Once Cowboys come out of the gate 0-3.

Hey, can we circle back to Ted Danson real quick? Yeah. Have you guys watched Bored to Death on HBO? With Zach Galifianakis and Jason Schwartzman? No. No. Remarkable TV show.

It did not last very long. Remarkable show. Oh. Highly recommend. Yeah, this is one that was recommended. It's like a, kind of a cult class, or like favorite. I don't know. It's like a kind of a cult class or like favorite.

I don't know. It's definitely got a cult following, but it never really took off like some HBO shows do. Highly recommend. If you're a Ted Danson fan or a Jason Schwartzman fan, watch it. Okay. Jason Schwartzman. I enjoy him.

I don't know if I still enjoy Jason Schwartzman. He was the only good part of Wine Country with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. I decided to skip that one. He was the only funny part. Everything else was just so, like, meh. I saw him play. So he was a part of the band that played that California song, the intro to the OC.

California. Remember that? He was in that band. Wait, why? He was He was in that band And Wait why? He was the drummer Jason Jason Schwartzman?

Yeah Phantom Planet Interesting It's really weird But I think he I think he left the band As he got famous Smart move I saw him open

For Incubus Dude that's a band That I think about And how much they stink they're not good dude their songs are so cheesy i know they got stands too so probably get roasted for that i never actually owned their albums but i did have miscellaneous songs on my like mp3 list like my play like you know my little player just imagine like naming your band Incubus. Cool, man.

Aw, dude. Incubus. Well, it's weird. They had a DJ that fell out of place. I know everybody had a DJ. Every shitty rock band, new metal band in the late 90s had a DJ. Theirs just didn't make any sense. Did their DJ do anything besides just make record scratching noises?

No. He wasn't even hyping people up. Because there was emo singing up there. You're a big Brandon Boyd guy, though. I remember all the girls were like, oh my god, I went to Insomniac last night, he played with that and shared it on. Like, yeah, that's what he does. That's literally all he does. He looks like Justin Bobby.

He's built like a 14-year-old. He could probably whip my ass now. I don't know. He's probably huge. He's got reach. He's probably on HGH. He's got reach.

He probably just got jacked. He probably went to the Chappelle Road and just got fucking yoked Well, we'll get to Chappelle in a second. Now I'm, now I'm like scared. I'm like, I'm 99% positive that Jason Schwartzman

was in Phantom Planet. Wow. You weren't sure? You just threw that fun fact out there? Like I said, I'm not. That's a specific fun fact. There's 1% just telling me right now. I've never heard that.

Okay. The band featured Jason Schwartzman on drums until 2003 and continued to release well-received albums in his absence. So yeah, that was correct there. Their hit song was called Warm Apple Pie. That, of course, is a reference to American Pie, the hit movie in the late 90s that featured him effing a warm apple pie.

No, goddammit. What? There's a different Jason. You're thinking of Jason. That's Jason Biggs. Oh, yeah. Did you think I was talking about Jason Biggs this entire time? Yeah, I did.

No, dude. Oh, is Jason Schwartzman the dude from Rushmore? Yes. Oh, I fucking love him. Yeah, okay. I was going to say, when you poo-pooed him earlier, I was like, dude, don't do that to Schwartzman. He's great.

I can honestly say that was not a bit. That was not a long play. I really, I was confused in those guys. No, I know when you're doing a bit, and that definitely was not a bit. That's too bad. Oh, Davey. No, I like Jason Schwartzman. Okay, good.

Rushmore is like an underrated quoted movie of my high school years. It's the best. Sorry, it's not the best necessarily. It's my favorite Wes Anderson movie. It's right up there. I think you mix those two guys up. Jason, obviously.

Because their name is Jason Dillon. No, but also, Jason Biggs looks very Jewish, but he's not Jewish. Schwarzman is a Jewish last name. Do you know that that guy's not Jewish? Jason Biggs? Yeah. He looks pretty Jewish.

He looks like the most Jewish-looking person I've ever seen in my life. Schwarzman is Jewish, you're saying? I don't know, but that's a Jewish last name. Schwarzman, it sounds German. Jewish. I don't know. Yeah. He's hilarious. He is funny. He's,

he's underrated. I enjoy him. My brain is working very much in, in terms of underrated, overrated. Cause my friends from home and I, we just kind of like, we'll sit around and like name something and just argue over whether or not it's underrated or overrated. And so like,

I just, I can't get out of that. Uh, man, I can't believe I took us down that path it's okay dude there's another movie that jason schwartzman in that is underrated and it's going to take me a second hold on hold on hold on the overnight have you seen this i have not it's so stupid but it's about some people that go over to someone's house for a dinner party adam scott is in it as well as uh let's see that's that's that's all you'll know just check it out anyway how do we get here what were you fucking talking about you know in order to say breaking bad started with breaking bad yeah either way go watch the breaking bad trailer i guess like whatever let's talk about our friends over at Quip.

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It came out. Did it come out Monday? Yeah, it was not available Sunday night when I was surfing Netflix. And so when it come out Monday? Yeah. It was not available Sunday night when I was surfing Netflix. And so when it came out Monday, I was very thrown off. But I was like, all right, I don't need to waste any time. I think it dropped Monday. And I want to say it didn't have that much.

I didn't see a lot of the hype. Normally, there's more hype when a Chappelle drops. Do you think it's because of the content? No. I don't think so. I don't know. So I haven't seen this, full disclosure. Why is it getting so much blowback from people?

Well, he punches down, as people who are critical of comedians like to say. So no one is off limits for him. So he is not afraid to, he's not afraid to go there. Oh yeah. He has gotten some blowback from some in the, uh, LBGTQ community. He has some jokes for them. What was the nature of said jokes?

I'm not going to do his material. Yeah. Us saying it might i won't do it justice and you shouldn't do it you shouldn't do that um here do me plus you need to watch it a lot you need to watch it live for yourself don't mean to read the new york post first two paragraph description of this to give this is the post yes okay it's it this is a fair one it's not like the post being like all dramatic like they normally are. It says, Dave Chappelle's return to Netflix, possibly the most politically incorrect one hour and five minutes on TV since the Archie Bunker era.

That's not true. Is dividing viewers with some accusing him of racism, transphobia, and stale bigotry as others cheered the 46-year-old for deftly skewering anyone and everyone. On Sticks and Stones,, Grammy award winner lampoons, the LGBTQ community as alphabet people, quote his quote, not mine makes fun of Anthony Bourdain suicide and defend several famous men

accused of sexual assault, including Michael Jackson and Louis CK. The thing with Chappelle is when he's doing standup, I mean his, a lot of his style is tongue-in-cheek stuff that you know he's not serious about. Yeah. The Bourdain thing, I thought that was a really clever bit.

I don't want to glamorize anyone killing themselves, as no one should. The point he's making, he's not mocking Bourdain. Yeah, the point that it was somewhat clever, but it made me feel icky. It did, but it's like, I don't know. People, there's a lot of, I mean, look, some people are mad at him. They say, they say, you know, oh, he's run out of ideas. Now he's just, he's mocking people. He's punching down, you know, going after people that are disenfranchised.

He's calling them transphobic. Look at Chappelle's show. When Chappelle's show came out, people were talking about it because it was like... It was groundbreaking. Cutting edge. He pushed the envelope, yeah. He has some good bits about that too.

What do you think is going to happen? Yeah. Look, man, it it's comedy he's a stand-up comedian he's doing jokes um i don't think he's a i don't think he like in his heart is like a transphobic person no or like anti-gay or anything um i think he's just doing jokes and he not to give it away he talks about about normalizing certain groups of people by telling jokes. There's one part, maybe it's in the epilogue. You have to stick around through the very end.

Did you watch the Q&A? Let it ride to the end and something will pop up and it'll say, do you want to watch the epilogue? And it's 20 minutes of him doing a Q&A with one of his audiences. Interesting. And it's kind of eye-opening. I mean, he's got some pretty good little anecdotes in there, some good stories about Obama and Chris Tucker and whatnot. But, I mean, dude, I haven't laughed that hard

at a stand-up special in a long time, like a Netflix one, because Netflix does too many of these. Yeah. There's a new one every week from a random comedian, and they're batting about 250 in my opinion the only other stand-up that i've enjoyed recently like really enjoyed recently is anthony maniscalco maniscalco maniscalco you guys seen this guy he just hosted the vmas which i didn't watch for obvious reasons but's got some, I think he's got three stand-ups now on Netflix.

All of them are pretty funny. He just has a very interesting demeanor and everything like that. But Chappelle's was funny for, like, much different reasons. I was laughing throughout the entire thing, but I was also, like, thinking to myself, like, oh, like, I don't want someone to see me laughing at this that's like the scary part it's not like it was pretty aggressive i need it was very aggressive you have to watch it dylan um he he's he's clearly gotten more aggressive since like because he got blowback

on his last one yeah this is way worse this is like a reaction to um cancel culture and you know people think that comedy is being too PC now. So he's clearly he's coming out swinging. And if you ask any comedian like Norm

Norm McDonald was tweeting he's also tweeting at Bill Simmons. I don't know if anybody saw that. No. Oh yeah I did.

That was great. Norm what's Bill Simmons doing? I fucking hate Bill Simmons. I almost wanted to go listen to that podcast to hear what he said

to see if Norm was just reaching on that. I don't know. Not important. Dave Chappelle's the best comedian in the world if you ask any stand-up. Bar none. And he's probably paid the most, too. Is that what Norm said?

That's what Norm said. Joe Rogan says that. Those are two huge comedians, also. I don't know who else would be bigger than him right now maybe kevin hart yeah i think kevin hart it used to be louis but which by the way kevin hart's like one of the only people that you could put in that class i watched i watched a kevin hart movie recently and it sucked you gotta think cat will Cat Williams is up there. Dude, Cat's for sure up there. No, he got canceled after that high school kid

beat him up. I never, dude, I never got as much blowback. I never got blowback for anything at Grand X. I did, actually. I got blowback for stuff. But my Cat Williams take

in the office was the most skewered I've ever been. Like, everybody roasted me. It was pretty shocking. Like, damn. Everybody. Like, from, like, the girls in the office the the interns like everybody uh dudes who i didn't even

know worked there everybody was coming at me for saying that i like but there were some really bad stand-up takes in that office oh hell yeah like some people just had terrible tastes in stand-up which i'm not saying well it's funny because in our office, like where we used to work, like everybody was, for the most part, had like, you know, something funny about them. They had humor. And there was a wide range of stand-up comedians that people liked.

And we knew this because we used to do a thing called Comedy Lunch Friday. This wasn't an ordinary lunch. This lunch had comedy and we were laughing we would we would one person got to pick like a stand-up special we would watch and um you'd get a lot of random ones and it was funny can we just say why it got canceled go ahead i don't care go ahead no we should we shouldn't. Why? It was just funny. It was just like one day we put on a bad special

and everybody was just like, yeah, this special kind of sucks. And then no one ever did it again. And they killed it. No one ever did one again. It was set up to fail because, okay, you know when you have like a YouTube video, you want to show your boys or like a Daquan or something,

and you're going to go show it to a group of them and they're doing something else and they're watching it and you're like praying like oh i hope they laugh there's a lot of you put a lot of pressure it's a lot of pressure you're not you're not gonna hold a room of 40 people with a stand-up special a comedian they've never heard of we were sitting there watching it and you know eat lunch whatever and uh the comedy special was on everybody's attention and one by one, people just slowly started to trickle out of the room and just go back to work.

They would rather just be working. They would rather go to their desks and look at a depressing computer screen than watch a stand-up special while eating free food. It was really, really terrible. It was just hilarious. And that was early on in my Grand X career. And I was like, man, it's kind of a bummer.

I didn't even get my shot to put somebody on. This would have been fun. That was the last one we did. Yeah. It was that bad. It just died. It just killed the whole vibe of comedy. I don't,

I never, it never came around to me. I don't think I had one. And if I did, I had to have done norm. Do you guys like watching standup? Not with people. No,

but like just in general, like, yeah, like there are some nights when i just will get on netflix and be like i want to watch some stand-up right now yeah i like stand-up i don't like watching it when there's people who i i don't know that aren't as into this comedian like i you know what i mean because i don't want to see them i'll be more fixated on their reaction yeah you can't be the you can't recommend stand-up to somebody and then watch it with them because

it just makes everyone feel uncomfortable it's like playing a song like dude Have you ever heard this band you would you would like this band just stay play it and you're just like looking at it Huh? Huh? This is sick. Fuck. Yeah, you like vampire weekend. Okay. Did you hear a vampire we can come out at lunch yesterday? I did I didn't want to say anything about it. Is that the new stuff? Yeah, it's a new shit I don't know if I like that so it just hits so hard. There's other good songs on that album. I'll listen to it. Anywho. I don't know. Go watch it.

I think comedy is fun. I don't disagree with people saying that he went too far in certain places, but at the same time, it's Dave Chappelle, and you have to understand that that's just who he is, and that's what he's going to do.

Have they never heard Anthony Jeselnik? Oh, my God. Did you see his Most Reasons special? Does he go there too? Oh, he doesn't just go there. He goes there and then drives even further. Let me compare the two and why I'm more of a Chappelle fan. I respect Jeselnik.

I think he's great. His show sucked. I think that Chappelle's more clever. He ties his together better. You know what I mean? It doesn't seem like he's saying offensive stuff just for the sake of it being offensive. I think he comes out, he does it,

and he might have a larger social point he's making or will make at some point. And I think that's the genius of Dave Chappelle. I think Chappelle is doing it from a standpoint of like he actually somewhat believes the things that he's saying even if he takes it far he says some things for shock value where like but i still think he stands behind them and can justify and defend them anthony jeselnik only does this for shock value like he he there's no way he can actually believe the things that he says,

because if he does, then he has the darkest mind of anyone I've ever seen. Yeah. He is funny, though. He was one of the best on those roasts back in the day. Do you see they're doing a new one? Who's getting roasted? Are you ready for this? No, no, I'm ready for this.

I'm here for it. The last few have been awful. Oh, I thought Rob Lowe's was pretty funny. Well, it depends. They sort of roast people who it's like, dude, this person, you're supposed to roast people of career historical significance.

Okay, this is a good one then, in my opinion. Who is it? Alec Baldwin. Okay, yeah, that's probably a good one. It's probably going to go well. Yeah, that's going to be good. The more recent ones suck. They don't suck, but parts of it suck Alec Baldwin okay yeah that's probably a good one it's probably gonna go well yeah that's gonna be good it's all but like the more recent ones suck

or they don't suck but parts of it suck because they just bring in comics who are available and who they maybe wanna

get more face time for and that's when it's like alright I'm just gonna fast forward to this person I really think they're funny well no the worst is when they get like

somebody up there who's not a comedian and clearly like comedians have written their stuff but their delivery's off and it's just it's like dude don't just don't just do comedians get jeff ross do the great the goat jeff ross makes me anxious the goat was greg giraldo rest in peace he used to go so hard one of my favorite stand-ups of all time. I've got breaking news, Will, for you. Do you know Theo Campbell from The Challenge? Yeah. He's a comedian now. He's now blind in one eye after his eye was split in half

by a champagne bottle cork. This is per E! News. I think they have a different guy. Let me see. Wait, how did that happen? Oh, not Theo Vaughn. Okay. What? Wait, how did it happen? Theo Vaughn. Okay. What? Wait, how did it happen? Say it again. A champagne cork.

Holy shit. Dude, you got to be careful. One of those almost got me once, man. What? I almost just said something. What were you going to say, dude? I almost said it busted prematurely, but that's what happened. The cork popped.

What you're saying is that it busted prematurely into your eye why do i say these things unintentionally it's so messed up but it yeah it like scammed my like the side of my eye it was scary see i was awake when i was a waiter i learned like the proper technique to do it with or without a towel so i'm just a beast when it comes to opening bottles of sham have Have you ever done it with a knife? The knife way? The only time I've ever tried it, I wasn't using an actual... What's it called?

Machete. It's got an actual name. I wasn't using an actual one, so it was never going to work. It looks fun. It also looks like it wastes a lot of champagne. It looks risky. It looks risky, and it also just doesn't look worth it. It pops looks like it wastes a lot of champagne. It looks risky. It looks risky, and it also just doesn't look worth it.

Like, it pops the glass off, right? It cuts the glass. Yeah, it cuts the glass. I've seen videos, viral videos even, of that going wrong. Oh, yeah. You don't want that to happen. We didn't have a, or the cork broke off of something one time,

and we couldn't open it. And so the only, I don't, we were drunk and the only bright idea we had was taking a golf club to the top and trying to do it like a knife would. Turns out that a lob wedge does not cut the top of a bottle like a knife. Not enough balance. Who would have thought?

Yeah. It just shatters the whole bottle. Who would have thought? Yeah. Weird. I tried though. I tried, though. I tried. Maybe I need to use a Callaway PM grind.

I was using some trash-ass pings when I did that. Oh, that's probably it. Yeah. Did you tee it up in your buddy's butt? No, I didn't. It was Christmas night, so I put it in a snowbank and just walked outside and just tried doing it. It didn't work. Oh, well.

Well, shouts to Theo's eye. Damn. I'm not familiar with Theo. I was pretty deep into the challenge game for a while. He was on Love Island. What? This is a Love Island guy too.

Theo Campbell, Love Island UK 3. Oh, so you haven't watched the UK? You know how people do the axe throwing thing? i've seen so many videos of it going wrong and it bouncing right back at the people who have thrown them have y'all seen these yet i've seen like three or four of them i haven't seen it backfiring it you know the the blade doesn't hit it's like a part of the handle or something and instead of just like falling to the floor it it's it like bounces back at them. I've seen like three or four of them now.

I'm never doing that. Dude, who would have thought that throwing axes could be dangerous? It's just... You gotta shut that down, man. Someone's gonna lose an eye. That's become like a cool, fun... I work at the cool company,

happy hour, team building thing. Let's go drink some IPAs and throw some fucking axes. I have no desire to do it. I don't either. It looks dangerous, man. I'd rather just go to the Renaissance Fair. I'd rather just go chop wood. I'd rather go to Scarborough Fair. I'd rather just go get a beer at a bar.

That's fair. That's true. You're a big giant Jenga guy though at bars. Dylan's always like, dude, let's go check out this new bar in West. They have a new giant Jenga set. Dylan's been posting up into the big Kinect floor.

Every time that thing falls, it's jarring for anyone within a 50-foot radius of it. It sucks. It's so loud. It's the worst. I have a theory that if your bar has that,

your bar sucks because it means that you need gimmicks for people to have a good time. Yo, this place sucks. We gotta liven it up a little bit. Old Kung Fu had it and I'm not ready to shit on old Kung Fu,

but like... I think new Kung Fu has it too. Do they? Yeah. New Kung Fu is shoulder to shoulder people at all times. New Kung Fu sucks compared to old Kung Fu. I'm going to start going in and just taking one block at a time.

That's funny. It's a good bit. Just one block at a time and just throwing them away. Just like not even taking them home. Just throwing them in the trash at the at a time and just throwing them away just like not even taking them home just throwing them in the trash at the bar yeah just throwing them

in the garbage it sucks hey should we touch on this Popeyes thing like how they're pivoting now dude they should have bars that have giant battleship

battleship would be a tight ass bar I played battleship at a bar in Austin before really yeah was it giant battleship no it was standard okay it was standard battleship Battleship would be a tight-ass bar. I played Battleship at a bar in Austin before. Really? Yeah. Was it Giant Battleship? No, it was Standard.

Okay. It was Standard Battleship. Okay. It was fun, though. Okay. That's fair. What are you going to talk about? The Arby's president being tapped as the Papa John's new CEO?

No, that is such a bad idea. Why? I don't know. Why even touch Papa John's at this point if you're like a different restaurant? Better ingredients? I've never had Papa John's. How's that possible? Guess what?

You're not missing anything. Exactly. No, I was going to talk about Popeyes making everyone download their app so we can know when the chicken sandwiches are back. Somebody, yeah. Yeah. So, we know what they're doing. So, they tweeted yesterday that,

it says, y'all, we love that you love the sandwich. They capitalized the, and the T and the S in the sandwich. So, I guess that's what they're calling it now. Unfortunately, we're sold out, parentheses, for now. So, you can look at this one of two ways either they were woefully unprepared for what was going to happen when they launched a tremendous chicken sandwich or they knew and they're just building the hype there is no way they knew i think it's a combination of i think i think there's some 24-year-old kid who just got a massive raise

because he multiplied their app downloads by like 100. And now he's the wunderkind of Popeyes. There's no way that they knew that so many sandwiches would sell that they would run out this fast. Didn't they say that they were slated to have seven weeks worth of sandwiches in all locations and it made it just two weeks yeah i think it's because influencers like us got in early and we we blew it up twitter i think this is all twitter it definitely it's it's heavy twitter my favorite meme from the whole thing is the popeyes employee who's sitting on the bench

with her head in her hands and then it's next to m MJ after the flu game. It's just like, this is so great. So, you know who helped them go Vi? It's an Austin-based company, not us. GSD&M. That's who does their marketing, I guess. Austin-based ad agency. They should hire us. We were on that before they were.

There's like a whole article on Austin 360 about it. We know people that work for them. We do? Yeah. Well, they're trying to take credit. I think that's just hilarious. Keep patting yourself on the back. Imagine going viral and then someone else trying to take credit for it.

Like, what if I went viral and Dylan's like, well, I retweeted you and I have more followers. That's something Dylan has done. Has Dylan done that to people? Have I done that to other people? You're like that reporter who reached out and was like, hey, you called me a bed bug. You're that for going viral. You're the bed bug of this podcast.

No, you're the Brett Stevens of this podcast. You're going to like tag his manager in it, like CC the manager. I'm sorry. That's a weird story. I'm sorry. If your name is Will or brett and you spell it with just one letter at the end and not both of them you're done will with one l like will myers what are you doing yeah that's bad brett with one t like that's not good

brett's a solid name though it's a a solid name, though. It's a real solid name. Yeah, it is. So anyway, have y'all downloaded the Popeye's app? No, I should, though. Like, I mean, I don't want to because it's like a marketing ploy, but at the same time, like, I kind of want to know when the sandwich is back. I tried to get Sally to pick me up on the other night when she picked me up from the airport, but sold out. I'm worried they're going to start mass producing these things

because of the demand and the quality is gonna dip people are um that's a that's a valid concern i'm worried i haven't had one yet so i don't even know did you guys see that they did an ama or a popeyes employees in ama on reddit the other day i missed this it was interesting it was quite interesting what i love employees uh one of the highlights was like what's the grossest thing you've ever seen and i don't want to know no no it wasn't it like wasn't bad it was like oh fuck yeah popeyes is clean it was pretty much just like the guy touched his hair and then handled chicken like right after like that was it nothing bad okay it's gross but it's not it's not like the stuff that i feel like it's uh goes on everywhere another highlight for me which

is an issue that i've had at Popeye's numerous times, is the fact that sometimes you get like two extra tenders in your tender meal. And then other times you get like three really shitty tenders. And the guy said, he's like, honestly, it's probably just the guy having, like the employee having a bad day. Because sometimes you go there and you can get like a family meal, eight pieces, and you get like 10 hearty pieces of chicken. Because sometimes you go there and you can get like a family meal, eight pieces, and you get like 10 hearty pieces of chicken.

Man, when I was a kid, all I ever wanted was to go to KFC and get a bucket of chicken. Like a legit bucket. And we never did that. And I was always like, that would have been like the peak. And I think I did it in college. And I was like, man, KFC fucking sucks. It's not good. I did get into them when they started doing that bowl,

that mashed potato bowl. Oh, yeah, that actually was pretty good. I did not hate it. The original recipe, though, it just didn't do it for me. Yeah, KFC, it sucks. By the way, I do think that some kid is now head of marketing marketing for them. People, people that are like, I see on Twitter, they're like talking about like even John Jones,

a light heavyweight champ in the world. He's like, Hey, uh, Zura Popeye's now, but Kirky, you know, I'm going to go check out.

I want to go get this sandwich. And they'll be like, well, it was sold out. Why don't you call ahead? If you don't call ahead right now, which you can fast food places have landlines. You don't call ahead.

Then it's on you. Especially right now. I kind of want just like the one by my place which is like very close i kind of just want them to put on the sign just says like we're out yeah just let us know if i'm working at one of those places and they're out i'm putting it on the sign so that i don't have to do with angry it was on the drive-thru window on the drive-thru screen when i went that's good on sunday so they're all sold out right yeah they're done all of them they're canceled yeah It was on the drive-thru window, on the drive-thru screen when I went on Sunday. So they're all sold out, right? Yeah, they're done. All of them.

They're canceled. Yeah. For the time being. Damn. How many chickens are about to get their heads cut off just so they can? It's a bad time to be a chicken. You don't want to be a chicken right now. Yeah. You think Popeye's is using free-range practices?

I hope so. It's Popeye's. I hope so. I don't think so. You have to think they might be. No, they use one of those farms that, you know, those big rooms full of just like a billion chickens. Oh, God, that makes me sad.

They just go in there and start taking heads. Is that how you do it? I think that's how you kill them, right? Cut their head off? I don't know, Dave. I don't know. I've never done it. You don't inject it with a tiny needle? That's how you kill them, right? Cut their head off? I don't know, Dave. I don't know. I've never done it. You don't inject it with a tiny needle?

That's how Gordon Bombay kills chickens. Remember that line that he delivered? Run around with a bunch of chickens with their head cut off. It's like, Gordon, chill. You're talking to a bunch of 14-year-olds at the Junior Goodwill Games. Out at the ranch for Thanksgiving, we raised turkeys, and they were free-range turkeys, and we killed them for Thanksgiving dinner. They were huge, man.

They were like 40 pounds. They were big. Sometimes if you actually go to the store and get a free-range one for Thanksgiving, you just get a bitch-ass turkey. This was a 40-pound turkey cleaned after it was gutted and everything and all that stuff. Big-ass turkey, turkey man who cleaned it um my stepfather and stepbrother why didn't you do it lake and zane that's that's not that's not me dog i don't do that kind of stuff my dad my my dad had not met my uh my mom's parents this was before they got engaged and everything and the first time he was going to meet them was on Thanksgiving.

My dad showed up to their house on Thanksgiving with a Turkey on a leash. And the Turkey was just wearing a tie. And then he left the Turkey at the house and it just shit all over the garage. And they didn't know, they didn't know what to do with it. I was like, dad, like no one's doing that. You don't have to show it like that.

You don't have to flex that hard. why did you do that to him cleaning a bird's not as bad but it's still i mean it's i've cleaned a dove before yeah that's not bad you just you just get the little breast get the breast out and then it's done but the turkey i mean you gotta you gotta it's a process like a serious process yeah all i've done is dissect a frog that's as far as i've gotten in the cleaning game uh it's it's one of the softer things about me but i don't enjoy the animal cleaning process anybody who enjoys it is kind of fucked up like you shouldn't enjoy it that's part of the reason why i don't want to i mean we've talked about why i don't want to get in a hunting before,

but part of it is because I'm of the thinking that if you kill it, you've got to clean it, and I'm not going to clean it. A lot of people have people do it for them. I can do fish. I did that buck a few years ago, and it's fucking, it's grotesque. I mean, there's a lot of shit that goes on.

I was like, well, I did not know I had to, didn't know I was going to have to saw the head off, for example. Didn't know that. I guess I should have seen that coming, but had I known that it was going to be this much, I don't know if I would have done it in the first place. Let's go saw some fucking heads off. Hashtag saw them off. I think we should pivot to something a little happier like getting discounts online you guys familiar with honey oh yeah not only am i

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The Washington Post has written a scathing. I guess we could describe this as a expose him. Who got exposed? The city of Chevy Chase, Maryland for their dog park. Okay. That divides the rich and the powerful. Is it Chevy Chase, Maryland?

I didn't know that. That seems like the lead here. I didn't know that. Wait, does it have anything to do with the actor Chevy Chase? Is it hard to say? There's no way that it doesn't. I'm going to look this up.

Look this up while I explain what's going on. So, the average household income in Chevy Chase, Maryland is $460,000. Oh, okay. So, Chevy Chase was named after the wealthy Maryland community is what this is described as. So, I think we're about to get into that. That is pretty frat. Very frat.

Wow. Yeah, the average household income is $460,000. Which is high. It's more than what we're doing with our average household incomes. Yes. Yeah. And so they recently spent, what's the number? They recently spent, how much do you think it costs to do a dog park?

Like think of what a dog park looks like. How much can it actually cost? I feel like there's not a lot of overhead in a dog park. You have lawn maintenance. You have poo bags, a couple trash cans, maybe an obstacle course, maybe just some miscellaneous pipes on the ground they can run through and shit, maybe some blocks to jump over. The property it's on is the big spend here.

Maybe large Jenga for the dogs. So they spent $134,000 on their dog park. And now people are getting mad because dogs are barking. Ah, yeah. So it's very much dividing everybody. Oh, I bet it's turf. I bet their shit's like AstroTurf. I bet it's like super.

Or just like the nicest Bermuda grass you've ever fucking seen. It's like great. It has like a couple holes you can go putt at. It says the drama began last fall when the village spent $134,000 to turn a muddy triangle of land into a park where pups could run off leash in a fenced refuge, chase tennis balls,

maybe even sniff one another's butts. Washington Post wrote that, not me. But after a month. That seems like they're punching down. Yeah, not me. But after a month... That seems like they're punching down. Yeah, right? Don't take a shot at... Who wrote this?

It says, But after a month, signs decrying the barking of those dogs began appearing around the park. The village police started receiving almost daily calls about the noise, mostly from one particular neighbor whose house backs up to the park.

By spring, the tension had escalated so much that the Chevy Chase Village Board of Managers called a public hearing. Then another in June, then another in July. So, what did they think was going to happen? What kind of joyless fuck is going to complain about dogs barking? I can see if it's like your neighbor's dog that they leave outside all the time, but if it's a dog park, those dogs are just out there having fun. They even tried to counteract this by having the opening time of the dog park go from 7 a.m. to 8 a.m.

to give them the extra hour in the morning. That's plenty of time. You should be up. Yep. You're supposed to be up cooking breakfast or something. Yeah, I'm sorry. If your household income is like up where that is, you're probably not working like the graveyard shift places. Like, you should just be up like doing yoga or something.

I've found that older people sleep in late. i'm not an older person i don't know i'm gonna call my my parents sleep in later than i imagine every time i go home like i'll get up randy will get me up at like seven and i expect to get up you know parents are out there making comments they're still in bed wouldn't you think a dog park is like the safest place for your dog to be barking like the most acceptable like yeah go wild at this dog park is like the safest place for your dog to be barking? Like the most acceptable, like, yeah, go wild at this dog park. Because it's a park for dogs. Because it's a park for dogs. So we have our dog park and it's kind of awkward because there is quiet time.

And sometimes Rosie will get up at like 6 in the morning to go outside. And there will be people out there playing with their dogs. You're not allowed to actually let your dog be loud or anything out there until 8 a.m. And I get it. There's people right there. But when there's people out there at 6 throwing their balls around and stuff like that and their dogs are barking and everything, I kind of think like, all right, dude, there's someone sleeping right here.

You've got to take them inside. But if it's during the day, you can't complain about that. Just go figure it out. I also don't feel bad when public things happen in cities where you live. Unless you bought a really nice piece of property, don't complain about noise. I'm picturing a Judge Smiles type. Because it's Chevy Chase? That's actually a great time.

Yes, actually. It's Chevy Chase. That's actually a great time. Yes, actually. So the park regulars, they acknowledged, were trying to hush their hounds. He heard that they were ostracizing the yappiest dogs, including, and he told the board,

a certain standard poodle whose name should be withheld. Like, this has gone so far that we're just calling out actual dogs. Imagine being the owner of the dog that's got called out. I'll defend Rosie to like the day. I would not take this. Well, it's so absurd. Dude.

We're like, it's just people who get bored with their lives and they just need, they need to liven it up somehow. And they just like, let's just make this a thing. They all just pile on. Dude. I hope they get somebody brings brings a coyote or a wolf out there and they just start teaching all the dogs how to howl.

That'd be tight. It would be. There's nothing tighter than dogs howling in unison. It got to the point where the people were saying that only the dogs in the neighborhood should be able to go to that dog park where the houses for sale currently are between 1.1 million to 22.5

million in that particular neighborhood 22.5 in maryland i would like to know what that house looks like i don't know either way this is like the stupidest thing in the world they even went as far as having a woman with a graduate degree in epidemiology which i don't even know what that is she spent weeks studying the behavior of dogs and their humans this is like the most privileged shit i've ever heard oh come on anyway i just found tags for chevy chase country club It looks dope. On Instagram? It looks fire. I'm still confused about the whole Chevy Chase name thing. Which preceded

what? It's hard to say, Dylan. Chevy Chase, the actor, was named by his grandmother after the wealthy suburb. Or the wealthy community. Oh, shit. Yeah. He's gotten weird. Yeah, he's not doing great. He's a little eccentric, yeah.

He's the number one trending topic, and I think, okay, people hit it with the Denzel. Before anybody assumed the worst about Chevy Chase, they did the, okay, he's not dead gif. Ah, yeah. Standard response. A gif I had never seen until the other day was the gif of Denzel unscrewing the vodka bottle on the handle and just chugging it in the car from that pilot movie that he was in, Flight. Was it called Flight? I missed that one.

It was intense. I drank the vodka. That was the line. What was it, Top Gun? It was Top Gun. Is Denzel in the new Top Gun? Boy, that came out. It got a lot of hype for like a week,

and then I've completely forgot they're doing another Top Gun. Well, it doesn't come out until summer 2020, I don't think. That's why I hate it when they drop trailers early. Be patient, David. That's why I'm excited. El Camino, it comes out like a month and a half from now. That's tight. I forgot that Jesse rolled out in an El Camino.

Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Put rims on it, Jesse! Come pick me up, Jesse! You have to put Dayton's on it. It's a Camino. Sorry.

You don't actually think he's alive, right? No. I'm just saying. Walt. Hey, man. Walt. I'm just saying. No, Hey, man. Walt. I'm just saying. No, he gone.

He bled out. He also had cancer. It's true. He had a one-two punch that you don't want. Bleeding out with cancer is tough. He was on his way out. That's a tough. Did you ever see the Norm MacDonald theory on what happened?

No. I need to go back and revisit this but uh he believed that walt died in his um okay i'm about to have a big breaking bad spoiler if you haven't seen it three two you know when he was in the uh in the car in the snow and he in the beginning of the last episode and he hits and gets the keys out and then gets out of there. Yeah. This is right after the police show up to that bar he was at. Okay. He thinks that he died there

and that he hallucinates the entire thing. Why? Dude, he has like a tweet storm about it. And like for a while, it kind of had me like... That's just too far. Yeah, it's pretty funny though. Why would he hallucinate the entire thing?

Well, like before you die, you have like weird, weird visions. Okay. You ever smoke DMT? No. No. Look into it. Do we have a DMT plug in Austin?

Sally's leaving town in a couple weeks, and I'd like to... I think I'm more scared of DMT than, like, any other thing I could ingest. Except for heroin. You're more scared of DMT than death itself. Dude, heroin... Not heroin. DMT, yeah. Everything I've heard about it

just sounds absolutely terrifying. I'm going to make you do it sometime. Please don't. What are you talking to about this? Because everything I hear about it, it sounds like... It sounds fantastic. Well...

That's why, like, yeah... I talked to our friend Connor Moore about it, and he... According to him, it was a really... He enjoyed the experience, but from what... The way he described it sounds like it'd be my worst nightmare, so... Yeah, if you're not, but from the way he described it, it sounds like it would be my worst nightmare.

Yeah, if you're not built for it, which I don't think I am, then you have no business doing it. I have none. Didn't they call you the drug dumpster back in the day? Or was that Dylan? Called me the mule. Why? Because I always like to kick it.

That movie? Can I kick it? Not great. David Rock. Yeah, Clint's probably... It might be time for him just to not star in his own movies. If you want to direct, that's fine. But like, we get it, dude.

You're like, you know, kind of the angry guy. Yeah. Hey, should we do This Week in fun, speaking of DMT? Hey. Didn't his son live in Austin? Who? Scott Eastwood or whatever. Oh, I don't know.

That dude's a snack wherever he lives. Trent Eastwood. Somebody saw him at a gym around here recently, like a year ago. Clint? No, his son. Oh, I was going to say, what kind of weights is Clint putting up these days? Not many. Dude, he should do that chair thing at the Democratic National Convention.

Man. Just an all-time bad bit. That bombed. It bombed so hard. You know how hard it is to bomb at the RNC? Do they still do a convention? This is a dumb political question. They still do one even though Trump's like,

yeah, okay. It's just not as lit. Dude, he's getting primaried, bro. Let's do this weekend fun. Okay. It's Labor Day. Oh, shit. We don't have a Thursday.

Everyone forgot about Labor Day weekend. We don't have Monday off, though, do we? Do normal people have Mondays off? Yes. They want their pod, though. A lot of people have Mondays off. We are absolutely recording Monday, though. I think we have to record Monday.

We have to. We have some obligations. Yeah. We got it fucked up. Man, Labor Day weekend is already here. Well, it couldn't get here soon enough um i need to stop wearing that out probably well this episode we all kind of did i don't i don't have much going on at all actually uh the homie and i uh are just chilling on friday don't have

a lot happening probably gonna catch a dinner per usual uh. Might get a movie off. I don't know. We might go see a movie somewhere. I'm not sure. Man, my Saturday and my Sunday are both wide open. What about your Monday? Monday, we just talked about that. We're working. But, yeah, I don't know. I have nothing going on this weekend.

I'm pretty excited about it. I would love to watch some football. If you guys are down, I don't know what your plans are. I'm sure I'll find out here in a minute. I need to see watch some football. If you guys are down, I don't know what your plans are. I'm sure I'll find out here in a minute. I need to see that Saturday lineup. I'm down to go do a Woodrow's Day. By the way. Watch some football.

The good game that I talked about that's going to be tomorrow is Clemson actually plays. Number one Clemson plays Georgia Tech. So it's not like a great game. No, it's not. But it's a conference. It's an in-conference game. And it's, you know, it's number one Clemson. And Trevor Lawrence. Clemson's not. But it's an in-conference game, and it's number one Clemson. And Trevor Lawrence.

Clemson's sick. He's very talented. They're running the table. Trevor Lawrence. Tomorrow night we also have Albany versus Central Michigan. That'll be a good one. Oh, yeah. Don't act like I did that.

Dave and I just touched feet under the table. Your feet went out. My foot was stagnant. My foot was not moving. Yeah, but I just went straight ahead. You got to assume that Bobcat game is going to be televised, right? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Might go watch that at Pizza Joint. Probably not. I don't really like watching games there. Maybe I'll join you. I guess I'll just jump in right now. I don't really have any plans.

I do want to watch college football on Saturday. Break down the games. I can confirm. Hold on. Go on, David. I'm sorry. I thought I had the channel.

Oh, Texas State. Texas A&M will be on the SEC Network. Oh, I don't even know if I get that. Tickets are as low as $6. To go? Yeah, should we just go? Wow, I guess it's weird to see Aggies aren't supporting Jimbo. Must be a little trouble in paradise.

Woo! Yeah, I don't know. I'm just going to watch. I'm going to kick it off watching t state cover and um gonna watch football saturday friday i really got no plans i'm pretty sure we'll probably go to dinner i'm trying to lay a little low i had a big weekend last weekend and i've got a trip for not this weekend but the next so i don't want to go too hard. Just want to, you know, hang out, work on my golf game a little bit.

I have no plans yet. We'll have to check the weather. Something tells me it's going to be hot since it's August in Texas. But, yeah. Pretty low key. Yeah, we're kind of not bringing it for this holiday weekend.

Why don't you make some shit up about going on your buddy's boat? I don't know. See, I have a terrible weekend ahead of me. I got nothing Friday. Sally leaves town Saturday for work. So I'm on Rosie duty. She's on the mend right now. So I can't really stray far away from her.

Randy's been wanting to come by and say hi. I was like, dude, it's too soon. Rosie can't play. She's got the wounds. Randy will be licking the wounds. she can't play until next friday great movie too put it on his calendar um and so uh yeah like i mean i want it i'm gonna be watching football all day saturday but i mean i i don't know how far i can venture for how long i just don't want to leave her behind and then then Sunday, honestly, I truly have nothing going on. I might go out of town on Sunday and go about two hours outside of Austin

and go meet some friends at their place. But that's probably not going to happen. So I would budget me doing absolutely nothing. And Monday, we'll be in the stew cooking it up in the morning we should go do something monday afternoon we should go have some beers monday afternoon or something treat ourselves i'm with it what if we do a late release pod we like go get some drinks at lunch then come in here and do a pod no i feel like we have to do it the other way because it's way more fun like it's way more fun to drink without obligations in front of us

let's get drinks bitch we should probably do something fun that day, like have a pool day or something. Your pool's going to be popping. Apparently, my pool went so off while I was gone that they had to shut it down on Monday just to clean. Somebody pooped in the pool. No, no. It wasn't like a gross thing. They were just like, hey, because it was used so heavily this weekend, we're closing it today. People are getting hella tankies off in the pool.

Yeah, you got to stop peeing in the pool there, man. I don't pee in the pool. Yeah, you's a bathroom right there i know people don't use it though i use it when someone is standing in the pool and drinking for two hours straight and they don't get out to use the restroom that means they're peeing in the pool you can call them out i use it i use the bathroom i did too growing up i was a pool boy though i respect your pool claws make you claws are so easy to drink that you're like four deep in an hour and you're peeing your head off. You're actually peeing your head off.

The head just pops off. Like it hits Theo in the eye and blinds him. I'm sorry. That put a lot of things together. That's stupid. There's some just electric games on this week. Who? What are you talking about? There's nothing. It's like That's stupid. There's some just electric games on this week. Who? There's not like

what are you talking about? There's nothing. It's like there's not. Oregon Auburn. Okay. It's not bad. It's not bad.

It's not bad. Why? This is confusing to me. Why are Georgia and Vanderbilt playing week one? Sometimes they're just confident.

Like I said that tomorrow. Ooh, Vanderbilt Georgia Tech Clemson is a conference game. Oh, yeah I said that tomorrow Vanderbilt Georgia Tech Clemson is a conference game. Oh yeah. Vanderbilt's coming off a major major bowl loss

to the Baylor Bears. Wow. SEC does will do that sometimes. They'll start conference before other. Oh in Georgia coming off a major loss to Texas.

Two teams that prove that the Big 12 is a better conference in the SEC. Wow. At SEC. Wow. At DC Ruff. On Instagram. At D. Carter Ruff on Twitter and Snap. At him.

Interesting. SEC is canceled. By the way, I heard from some people, Jamarcus is the GOAT LSU quarterback. Yeah. But this person notes, Matt Flynn and Mattydie mock won natties i forgot about that important to know but doesn't mean that they were down didn't voodoo from uh

friday night lights want to go there he would have been the goat yeah had voodoo gone there enough in friday night lights he definitely would have been better than jamarcus. Wait, was Voodoo based on Paraloo? I think that Vince was based on Cam Newton. I've read that. I asked that. This is like the nerdiest thing about me. I asked that in a Q&A on ESPN.com to Bill Simmons. Like, that's how bored I was. He said, hey, go build your own fucking stadium.

Yeah, man. Soup is the perfect food. No, McDonald's not that funny was. He said, hey, go build your own fucking stadium. Yeah, man. Soup is the perfect food. No, McDonald's not that funny. I don't get it. He's only the greatest comedian in the world. I'm sorry. I editorialized that. He stinks.

Hey, go build your own fucking podcast studio. God damn it. We can go now. Should we call it? Yeah. All yeah all right guys if you want to see more of us head over to patreon patreon.com circling back podcast later today we got an episode of bachelor in paradise coming out tomorrow doing listener voicemails go get your own patreon subscription okay that's good i'm pretty much done. That's good. Bye. Later. Hey, let the beat ride, Will.