Circling Back - Dave Went To A Billie Eilish Concert

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

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all right we're back circling back podcast live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defries to my right dave ruff happy knee-jerk north face fleece day because it is sub 70 degrees by about one degree. I was just at the gas station, saw a nice Denali pullover. Quarter-zip Denali, I think it was. And I thought that was a little premature. I was thinking today, like, people definitely, like, walked outside this morning and were like, oh, man, it's fall.

I can definitely put on something. And then when lunch comes around and it's 80 degrees, they're going to be like, why am I wearing this flannel at my desk? Yeah. I think people don't even, they just hear cold front. Like they heard it last week, 10 days ago maybe.

And they're like, oh, cold through, it's coming through Sunday night. Guess I'm just going to pull out my fall gear. No. And they are. You can't do it yet. Still got to wait a little bit. No, I went t-shirt today.

Me too. Yeah, but I mean, I have pants on. I'm quite comfortable. It feels nice outside. No, it does feel nice. It's nice you can wear pants to the podcast recording. It feels phenomenal outside. Well, as opposed to shorts.

No, no, no. People are going to jump the gun on their fall outfits. Yeah, true. I think Thursday is going to get up to like mid-90s again, but then we've got another front coming right behind. I believe that front when I see it. Whatting? It'll be high of 69, according to my weather app, folks.

Dude, that's... Can't wait to start dressing. What app are you using? She's the one that comes on the iPhone, honestly. Really? Your app does that? Stop, man. I'm sorry. I'm kind of hot. I'll stop.

Perf Festival Day. Such a pervert. We're in a post-festival world. He's in the perv chair, man. You've got to get you out of that thing. Anyway, yeah. Glad to be here, man. What's your name?

Dylan. Okay. Been a member of this podcast for a while now. What would you say you do here? I don't even know anymore. What is your role in this thing? Have you guys seen the news? About?

Yeah, I was with him at ACL all weekend. Okay. That was a hyper niche. No one's going to know what that means. The McRib. It's back for a limited time. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear this.

I'm trying to get up in that McRib tonight. Are you? Dylan, you should go buy one since you took out your other two. You're saying that he should replace the ribs that he had removed with the McRib sandwich. Yes. You just rapid-dabbed them right in my face. Yep.

Have you ever had a McRib? I have, yeah. Are they good? Why do people love them so much? It's been a decade. They're different. They're tasty. Okay.

But you also feel like it's like... I feel like I'd love it. It's going to take you down when you eat it. Just one of those. So we had our wedding planning meeting. We have one every couple weeks. And we had it on Friday. And they sent us a bunch of sample menus for our caterer.

And on the sample menus, everything was... Or a lot of them had brisket as being the main course. And I told Sally and the wedding planner, I was like, you know, these menus look great, but we absolutely cannot serve brisket at our wedding. And they were like, why? Like, I think it's a nice like Texas tie-in kind of thing. And I'm like, we're not going to serve Michigan brisket to a bunch of Texans. I was like, even if it's the best brisket they've ever had, they're going to talk shit about it. Yeah, no, I definitely would.

And it's not going to be the best brisket they ever had, and so it's going to be amplified because we are eating it in Michigan. You could probably get it catered from, like, Franklin's. Just do what Spieth did for... Yeah, for the Masters. Yeah. He didn't actually get Franklin's, though, did he? I think it was Salt Lake. Salt Lake. Which is fine, but it's not quite the Masters. Yeah. He didn't actually get Franklin's though, did he? I think it was Salt Lake.

Salt Lake. Which is fine, but it's not quite the best. It's good. Salt Lake's more of an environment. It is a good point you bring up though, Will. Yeah, dude, I'm not going to wrong everybody and make them eat Michigan brisket. That's just meat. Texas meat snobs up there.

I don't care what anybody says. There's no shame in having a prime rib. Dude. Slice that bitch up. Give me some horseradish. Prime rib is amazing. I think we're going family style though. So a prime rib dude slice that bitch up give me some amazing i think we're going family style though so doing prime rib family someone once told me that prime rib was from peasants dude somebody told me that much i was like dude my family eats that like every i love definitely not i love it if you if you don't like prime rib there's something wrong with you i love it awesome i love it um yeah that we also on the menu was also like white

fish tacos and i was like yeah but we need like i need to see these tortillas before they go out to everybody y'all should just do brisket and tex-mex should we just do fajitas michigan fajitas sizzling fajitas you're the michigan fajita you need to inspect the tortillas before you they're served yeah i don't want them to go get like a bunch of shitty tortillas from the grocery store. You're very hands on. Just some mission tortillas. Yeah, we can't have that. We got to go

to Central Market and get them shipped up or something. Freeze those bitches. Yeah, y'all don't really do tortillas up there. Is that like a thing?

They just serve their shit on pita bread. They're different. Yeah. You're not getting the homemade ones you're getting down here. No, that's okay.

It's just concerning. But if white fish tacos are a thing up there and they are, right. Yeah. You're not getting the homemade ones you're getting down here. No, that's okay. It's just concerning. But if whitefish tacos are a thing up there, and they are, right? Yeah. They got to take tortillas at least somewhat seriously. I guess. But not as seriously as you guys would take them. Right. Okay.

You would never make it. You would be disgusted by it just because you've been surrounded by bomb-ass tortillas for your entire life. It's really amazing. Truly, there's nothing better than biting into a taco, a breakfast taco specifically, but it works for all tacos, and a tortilla is just perfect. Breakfast taco is more amplified because I feel like it's warm.

The egg. Yeah, but a bad tortilla can really, really screw up a taco. Yeah. It can make a shitty taco, like one with terrible ingredients on the inside, taste good. Some would say it's the most important ingredient in a taco. It's like I say that,

I mean, I think buns on cheeseburgers are just as important as the burger itself. If it's a good bun, it can make something taste amazing. If it's a really bad bun, it'll ruin your entire burger. Yeah, I've always said that.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've always said that. Makes you think. Doesn't really make you think. What are we doing today? Hard to say, really. Don't want to just talk about the weather? Yeah, let's just talk about the weather more. Hey, let's talk about spooky season real quick. We got an episode dropping tomorrow.

Is it going to be spooky? I'd press a button right now, but I don't know which ones they are. Yeah, don't do it. I got hell for that last week. Yeah, Dave doesn't like it when you do a spooky sound effect. Dave did it. I'm the one who pressed it up. I pressed the wrong one last time.

Dumbass. Spooky season is setting our Patreon on fire. Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. If you haven't listened to our free episode of it, I highly recommend you do so and understand that there are more of these coming out all month. It might be one of the most well-received

pieces of content we've ever put out. And that's fair to say. Yeah, it's very fair. Okay. And let me say this. Go find out why. And I'm not, I don't believe I'm overselling this. Tomorrow's episode is going to be extra spooky. See, it pisses me off that I don't know which'm overselling this. Tomorrow's episode is going to be extra spooky.

See, it pisses me off that I don't know which one's the Thunderstrike because I would love to do the come. I would love to do come Thunder when you say something like that. No, no. I can't do it like not. It has to be natural. Well, look, here's a warning, though. If you're easily spooked, don't sign up. That's true. I'm telling you, you're going to. No, that's a warning, though. If you're easily spooked, like, don't sign up.

That's true. I'm telling you. You're going to. No, that's a good point. Yeah, if you're a little baby back bitch, don't listen. Yeah. It's not for the faint of heart. No.

Did you see? We talked about Goatman last week. You know where you make the right onto whatever the main street is that goes by the school? There's a house that just decorated. It went all in for the spooky season? You'll see it on your way out. It's on the right. Right before the four-way stop, you make a left on.

They went hard. I saw them yesterday on my way into the festival decorating, and it looks great. Their carbon footprint is probably just trash. Why? Because I'm sure they light this shit up at night and stuff. I don't... It doesn't...

Dude, it's a lot of, like, spider web and stuff. You know what I like is the caution tape is a funny thing to do. Yeah, caution tape. It's like, someone got murdered here. Oh, my God. Like, did they actually get murdered? There's actual caution tape. Yeah, you're not sure.

You know that's what kids are doing these days in lieu of TP. They're doing caution tape? Yeah. Why? I don't know. I guess just it's kind of funny to think about your friend's family getting really murdered. It's true. It's a lot funnier to pretend someone died than it is to just, like, you know, ruin someone's day by putting paper all over their house.

God, we got TP'd so much, man. We got egged. Yeah, you had the older sister. I had two older sisters, man. Yeah. We got a bad not good not a good sitch yeah i was a teep here it was honestly there was a time when i was probably 12 or 13 where toilet paper in the house was like life man i just remember sitting the rest was just i had a pretty shitty uh pre-teen year i remember just watching tv in

my living room and just hearing like a pop, pop, pop. People just bouncing eggs off the front of the house, man. It was terrible. It was loud, too. Sounded like you're getting shot at. But no, just eggs. You got to get that off the paint because it'll start to eat away at the paint, man. We never egged. We thought that was too far.

It's far. We never forked anybody. I think I mentioned this before. We got gasoline in the yard to kill the grass. That was pretty extreme. That's just straight destruction of property. Yeah. Fuck that.

Yeah. I have told the story about me getting tackled by a classmate's dad while we were TPing. Yeah, sure. When we got bored in our toilet papering, when that kind of ran its course, we decided to take things up a notch and there was one guy in the group i won't name his name but he was actually my former bully i probably told the story verbatim uh he decided it would be funny to not tell anybody and ring the doorbell while everybody's toilet papering and you would just see him sprinting off and and you'd be like, oh, fuck.

And next thing you know... I think you love that move. Yeah, it's pretty funny. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's reckless, but I like the minute. Another unfunny but kind of funny thing this guy did, he stopped drinking because he was actually a good baseball and football player in high school and like had a chance.

I think he got drafted anyway. He would go to parties and he wouldn't drink. So his way of having fun, he would order like 10 pizzas. And then when it showed up, he would just not say anything. And then show up with 10 pizzas. We like we did not order this. And he thought that was the funniest thing. Yeah.

I was like, dude, you're just wasting food. Yeah, but then you do have 10 pizzas. Well, yeah, like there was always... You gotta pay for them, though. There was one guy who would like, he played like the good guy movies, like, I'll get it. And we're like, oh, wow, you're a baller, dude.

Yeah, you can't Venmo back then. No. Like, how do you have so much cash on you? Yeah, what's your... But yeah, so... Parents give you a debit card for emergencies? Okay. Y'all want to just talk about high school?

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My hair's fine. Okay. All right, dude. Okay. What? Okay. I'm just saying, you know. That's fucked up.

Well, it says it by the age of 35. How old are you? I'm around there. Okay. I'm just saying, we might need to be proactive. Yeah, dude. I have three years to get this under control. What?

Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just checking out your lettuce up top, man. I'm just saying. It's all right. I don't want you to get shocked at any point. Okay. If you want to talk to these people, all you have to do is you just take some photos. Yeah. Snap, snap, snap.

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billboards yes westlake yes yeah dude the billboards? Yes. Westlake Dermatology. Yeah, dude. Their billboards are borderline porno. Their billboards are stupid. Everyone in there is just super hot. Their billboards have nothing to do with the actual products they offer. No. Their billboards are just hot people on billboards that say Westlake Dermatology. It's like a hot woman laying out on the beach.

They got a Shutterstock subscription and just decided to get high-res photos for their billboards. But then they're like, man, we got to back this up this up we better hire really hot so that's exactly what they did everyone in there is scorching are you saying we need to all take a trip you know go get a consultation maybe no i've never been to that one when i was having my scalp issues i asked my dermatologist i was like so like how we feeling about my hair and she was like, so like, how are we feeling about my hair? And she was like, oh, you're good. Like, yeah, fuck off. Your scalp's just weird. And I was like, okay, cool. Thank you. I'll see Brett's going double barrels on the Red Bull again.

Dude, he's doing two. Oh, yeah. You don't have to do that. He just popped up on the second one. Yeah, I think it's like a Monday thing. I don't know. I didn't sleep great last night. That was my first shitty sleep on my new mattress.

So I don't know what that means. It's like it was like three weeks in at this point and i'm kind of nervous about it oh what um maybe you're just so excited about the week i was kind of i was kind of horny for monday yeah we have a big meeting tomorrow that uh you guys will be right you're looking you're looking good up top what um what's the family genealogy looking like uh my mom's dad great hair until he until he died at like 77 so my dad's dad didn't mean to go there sorry yeah my dad's dad uh not so much but my dad's dad though nope he's dead too fuck me um sorry so r.i.p those two the risky question no way i go for two so who in your family is still alive my My grandma's still kicking.

She's great. You know the three of us are 0 for, what is it, 12 on grandparents? Yeah. So collectively we're 1 for 16. God, dude. We might be. Actually, no, I think we were worse than that. Are we worse than that?

What happened? You have multiple? Yeah. Oh. Like, no one, like, yeah. Like, I have never met one of my grandparents ever. My step-grandmother is still very much alive and kicking, and she's great.

So if you have grandparents still out there, you know, give them a call. They'd like to hear from you because some of us aren't so lucky. So your hair, though. Hair's good, yeah. I'm actually on the 4Hems program. So the – Oh, shit. I've been doing it for a couple years now.

This is added value to me. Yeah, we did not know this. Pretty sad, right? People don't know, though. I'm a pretty big fan. Yeah, I've been doing the gummies for a couple years. Me, too. Different kind, though.

Oh, shit. They're getting high over here. With some vitamins. Oh. Oh, okay. You're not gummy. What's the adage, though? It's like your mom's

dad is who you should look at apparently i think that's what i think that's bullshit nobody knows it's supposed to skip a generation yeah i think it's bullshit it's funny if you look at mine like every family photo from multiple generations on both sides it's just bald dudes tough scene it's bald italian dudes and then all Scottish and German dudes. Tie it. My dad and I look identical and we have the identical hairline. You guys are the same person.

Not worried about it. Speaking of bald dudes, you're like that new Will Smith movie. Just same person. That looks awful. What the hell is he doing? It looks kind of tight. No, it doesn't.

It looks kind of tight. I don't want to see Gemini Man unless it involves American Gladiators. It's a terrible tight. I don't want to see Gemini Man unless it involves American Gladiators. It's a terrible name. It's a bad name. Gemini Man? That's a male stripper name.

Dude, imagine you're just walking around and then a younger version of yourself is trying to kill you. It'd be crazy. To the stage, Gemini. It also looks like

it's set up in some random warehouse in LA that they just shot in for like a month. I don't know. I'm not sold on this movie yet. Okay. I feel like he's above doing these kind of movies. Were you a month. Like, I don't know. I'm not sold on this movie yet. Okay.

I feel like he's above doing these kind of movies. Brad, were you saying something? No, I had a bald guy take. I went to Lifetime yesterday. Yeah. Shouts to Dave for the gas pass. Just to dip my toes in the water. I think it's like required if you're bald in Austin and like over the age of 35, it's like...

Beard. Beard and go work out. Because that gym was just chock full of like hardo bald guys who are definitely on a t program uh did you enjoy your time there i did i did it was great it was uh it's a good spot hardo ball but also uh edgy sleeve tats that's another way you can really like compensate shaved forearms shave forearms like you like me yes like me yeah there was there it was a scene for sure i mean it was you could tell there's people there to work out there's people there to like just stretch and and be a part of like the social environment

it was cool though i mean that's that's bigger than any gym i've ever been did you hit the sauna or steam i hit the steam room nice um i do have a complaint about the steam room? I hit the steam room. Nice. I do have a complaint about the steam room. Wait a minute. Hold on. I'm going to steam on the steam room. I don't know which one it is anymore. You've got me all screwed up. We're not actually steaming though, right? I just have a steam on the steam room.

It's your first steam. My first steam in the South Austin lifetime. What you're doing in there with like the, I'm all for like a little of the scented oil kind of going on. My eyes were on fire in this one. Not just you, happens to me too.

Some people overdo it. Some people have their own. It's a weird thing. It's hard to open your eyes in there. I was in there. I was just like, I mean, it's also weirdly shaped. It's kind of like this, it's a peanut shaped. And then there's like, in there. I was just like, I mean, it's also weirdly shaped. It's kind of like this peanut shaped.

And then there's like glass blocks. It's like they forgot to add one in. Like, oh, we have a little corner back here. We can just stuff it in. I wasn't crazy about the aesthetics. You got to spray the liquids, right? No, but some people do bring their own scent. And like I mentioned to you, yeah, they just spray it around.

We were doing it recently. We had a eucalyptus bottle that we were just spraying. And we went straight dumb on the eucalyptus bottle that we were just spraying and we went we went straight dumb on the eucalyptus damn but i will say the one thing i did like about it in my old steam room um the steam came from the ceiling and this one it comes from the floor so it gives you a much better distributed like steam profile throughout the room okay if true and uh you might be surprised to learn this but heat you know heat rises it does so when you put the steam on the bottom it goes instead of you know anyway it was it was a much better experience from like uh an actual steam than my old one but i just had a few complaints about it always go top deck in the steam room if you're looking for maximum steamage steamage and heat

yeah oh you gotta sit up yeah it has dugout seating yeah we had a guy in there yesterday who was just he just stood the whole guy he stood on the the first level and just stood you'll get people in the saunas who will lay down towels and do like their yoga stretches and stuff i feel like it's a lot it's a lot because it's not that big it's very intimate and quiet in there and you can hear them like struggling on their stretches and it's i don't want to hear that yeah i hear you struggle there was a uh like a loud loud breathing guy yesterday who i don't know if he's just not self-aware like when you generally when you're in there you kind of just like lock it up right and was he old uh old but like not old enough to be just

making old guy noises i'm gonna say like yeah at some point old guys just stop giving a fuck and they just make it loud noises all the time. No, he was middle-aged, probably mid-40s, and he was a loud-breathing guy. Are you naked in the locker room, guy? I don't mind it. I'm not aggressively seeking out. I'm not strutting, no.

Definitely not strutting. You don't brush your teeth at the sink wearing absolutely nothing? No, I don't do that. Like a lot of the men do in there? I'll be hilarious just walking in the sink with Brad. He's like, stop. We probably talked about this. We've said this before.

The first three months of this podcast was nothing but us talking about naked dudes in the gym. Because that's all we'd been doing in our time off. Yeah, it's not wrong. We were just going to the gym. Dylan was just watching TV series at like a rapid clip and going to the gym every day. just watching tv series at like a rapid clip and going to the gym every day it was tight there's nothing it doesn't matter how jacked you are how

good looking you are there's nothing more emasculating than being in a being nude except for a t-shirt like shirt dicking yeah like i guess winnie the pooh winnie the pooh bear like yeah the other day i saw this dude i He just turned around, and I was like, oh my God, that's so unbecoming. Unbe-what? Weird look. Yeah. But yeah, overall, I give my first lifetime like an eight.

I kind of wish I would have gone with you and steamed it out yesterday. I mean, the steam was great. I would go back to the steamer. You're an Equinox guy, though. I am, yeah. I am an Equinox guy. And there's one opening up in Austin pretty soon. Yeah.

I'm getting targeted very hard on Instagram. Hey, is Brett joining Equinox like the kid who called in the mail-in who was asking whether he should wear a Rolex because it's a nicer watch than his boss? That was on this podcast. That was on this podcast. It was on this podcast? It's Friday, yeah. Oh, okay.

So I can't have a nicer gym than my boss's? Yeah, what the hell? Is that how it works? Are we going to end up doing Equinox? You have to go to... I think that's too much for me. Yeah, and it's too far. They don't let me in, dude.

I'm a butterface. Dude, Dylan's going to end up joining. The look in your eye right now wants to be an Equinox guy so bad. It looks pretty dope. It is tight, but there's no basketball court. I don't know if that's a thing. I wonder how the parking situation will be. If I can't bounce past an Equinox, I'm not going to Equinox.

Because it's so congested over there. They have to have parking structure. I will tell you right now, it is going to be a nightmare parking situation over there. They're going to build a garage that's going to be too small. People are going to be driving like assholes in it. It's going to be a fucking parking situation over there. They're going to build a garage that's going to be too small. People are going to be driving like assholes in it. It's going to be a fucking nightmare. I would like to formally announce that I will be staying at Lifetime.

Thank you very much. We'll see. Okay. Okay. We're kind of doing this weekend of fun right now. Recapping it. The people want it. We could just call it this weekend was fun.

This weekend was fun. I didn't really do much this weekend besides drink beers with Brad. I never know if I'm supposed to call it this weekend or last weekend. I'm referring to like the days that just passed us. You never know. Because this makes me think like the upcoming weekend. If it's Monday or Tuesday, I think if you say this weekend, you can assume that you're talking about like the most recent one. I don't necessarily agree. If you say this weekend, then it's Monday or Tuesday, I think if you say this weekend, you can assume that you're talking about the most recent one. I don't necessarily agree.

If you say this weekend, then it's like, alright, you're clearly talking about the one that's upcoming. I think when I'm asking someone about their weekend, I usually say, what'd you do over the weekend instead of what'd you do this weekend? That just sounds weird to me. I feel like you're overthinking this.

I do that a lot. That was a water cooler Grand X thing. That just sounds weird to me. I feel like you're overthinking this. Yeah, I do that a lot. Did you have fun over the weekend? That was a water cooler Grand X thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like making a bowl of fucking Cheerios and be like, what did you do this weekend? I'm like, I don't care.

I was like, oh, man, I designed a drawing on my watercolor board. I'm sorry, you've never done that. No. I was just thinking of that time you painted a bird. I have a lot of trouble with watercolor. Most people do. In terms of mediums, it's one of my toughest ones. I always like matte pencils. I'm a big colored pencil guy.

Why do you struggle with watercolors? Because, dude, it's just hard to control. I've never had a good touch for it. I'll put too much paint on it, and then it'll get too concentrated and then it starts bleeding everywhere and i'm like i don't know what to do that was one of the things as a kid when it was watercolor day that just made the biggest mess well you can't trust kids with watercolors as a kid as like in the art class as a kid i feel like they should have let you run with your passions a little bit more rather than like make you do these other mediums it was controlled creativity i did not like clay don't make me play with clay quite a

nice guy i don't want the pod no no i like that clay oh just making like mugs and stuff like i don't want to make mugs that's not what i want to do let me go draw a half-assed ceramic that you bring home and your mom's like oh great i great. I'm going to put this above the sink. I never understood why. It takes eight years. You know how they made you glaze it? Jesus, Mike. What class were you in?

You had to put the glaze on, and then you put it in the kiln, and then it comes out all shiny. And I'm like, why can't we just have a vat of glaze that we just dip these mugs into rather than having to paint them all? So you were like the Elon Musk of your art class. Yeah. Full worth thinking. Yeah. I never understood why we couldn't just dunk them. It's too much glaze, man.

It'll drip everywhere and be hard to control. Certified glaze boy over here. Glaze boy. Show what the glaze, dog. Jay Glazer in the house. You can't over glaze everything. Jeez. Put the glaze away.

Give me a fantasy update, Jay. I'm sorry. Dude, call me Donut because I be glazing. God, I hated art class. That's like my least favorite thing to update, Jay. I'm sorry. Dude, call me Donut because I be glazing. God, I hated art class. That's like my least favorite thing to do, man. You didn't even have to say that. So my art teacher in middle school, she had this thing. Her name is Miss Barry.

Shout out, Miss Barry, if you're still around. You're not having a good run talking about people on the podcast today. Still being around, so that's a dicey proposition. Please don't look that up. If you wore cologne or perfume, she'd kick you out of the class because it would make her allergies go nuts. And she would stop in the middle of class. She would stop the lesson and go,

who's wearing perfume? Who's got that curve on? She would walk around the room sniffing to figure out who the culprit was. I feel like you're not allowed to kick a kid out of class for that. Well, she did. We had a teacher growing up and she had really bad allergies

so she always had to wear like something over her mouth. Like always. And I was like, why would you become a teacher? One of those surgical masks? Yeah. A lot of people in ACL do that.

But she didn't wear like surgical masks. She would wear like a handkerchief and just put it over her mouth. And I was like, why didn't you just choose a different career choice where you're not around

all this stuff? Did that be tight? That'd be tight. She'd just run around gang gang. Yeah. Like a blue bandana around the mouth. She did look hood. Fucking Crips, man.

A lot of Crips in Harbor Springs. Well, yeah. Did you join one of those gangs? Mm-hmm. Were you a blood or Crip? It was a blood in, blood out situation. Well, yeah. Are you still in?

Yeah. I haven't killed anybody to get out yet. Well, yes. Are you still in? Yeah. I haven't killed anybody to get out yet. Is that what you're supposed to do? Usually you get jumped in and then jumped out. Oh, no. They make you fuck you up. We're different. You kill someone, then you're in, and then you kill someone, then you're out.

Damn, dude. Y'all are hard. Yeah. That's how Harbor Springs goes, though. Yeah. I never got jumped into anything. No. I was not a member.

I was not a gang member. One of the weirder traditions was on your birthday um in the gang no just in general there's in high school there was two things you would either have dollar bills cash pinned to your shirt and people would pin money on your shirt for your birthday or your buddies got to get licks on you on your birthday like in the arms and chest like they would run up and just and it was just like what's the point of it it's my birthday it's supposed to be a happy day i'm gonna go home and have dinner terrified to go to school you go home did you ever have to do the did you ever have to do the train oh but i don't remember what we called it it was called something else but essentially everyone stood up with their like legs like a whatever like out spread out and depending on how old you were so if you were

turning 16 you would have to crawl through everyone's all 16 people's legs and they would just give you a fucking slap on the ass what the fuck is that like the elephant walk my friend's dad like like told us to do it one time and we were like all right we're like get over here like we're just gonna beat the shit out of you right now that was like uh we played doorknob in high school where if you ripped one yep you didn't yell safety in time and somebody got doorknob they got to hit you until you punched the doorknob yeah you had to go touch the doorknob or else you got the shit beaten out of you it was great wrong with those as kids and then like you know some doors have like the screen the glass door that is it's a lever instead of a

doorknob doesn't go they're like oh it doesn't count so like he's doors have the glass door that's a lever instead of a doorknob. Does it count? Oh, it doesn't count. So he's just at the screen door. You've got to find a round knob somewhere. Come on, man. You're running up to strangers' houses looking for a doorknob. No one's doing that.

Dude, boys are so stupid. Yes, we are. Yeah. Can we talk about ACL? Yeah. What's up? I want to know about Billie Eilish. Dude, yes, I went to ACL, Austin City Limits Music Festival.

I did weekend one because I saw that it was going to be in the mid to upper 90s all weekend. So I was like, this is definitely the weekend. That's the weekend, yeah. Unfortunately, you buy the tickets like a year prior. So you really have no way of knowing unless the Farmers' Almanacs just nails, which it's not always, as you guys have learned. They do their best. But yeah, so I wasn't super stoked for the lineup this year,

but there were some – I'm always happy to go. It's a pain in the ass, but once you're out there, it doesn't matter if it's a band that you're not even that into. Yeah. You can have fun. Agreed.

I was more into the Billie Eilish hype machine because my wife, extreme Borat voice, my wife, she and her friends, they're obsessed with Billie Eilish. I think my niece, who's 11, is obsessed with Billie Eilish. Why is everyone obsessed with billy eilish i think my niece who's like 11 why is everyone obsessed with her there's no people that are like i don't know

partially in oh yeah everyone's either obsessed with her or has no clue who she is two two types of people in the world there's no i haven't heard anyone who's just straight up like oh she sucks no and it's probably because she's 17 and you don't want to just rip a 17 year old but the reason she's different is because she's not just like, what? Nothing. Go ahead. Why'd you look at Dylan? I didn't.

I'm looking up Billie Eilish live videos. Okay. She's not like a Disney Channel 17-year-old Miley Cyrus old school Hannah Montana. She's doing edgy. No, Hot Topic pooped out a kid and Billie Eilish just started making bangers.

Yeah. She's the persona of a kid. Yeah. She looks like Hot Topic. She does. I thought she I didn't realize that she was from America.

I thought she was English. She looks like she looks English. Her brother who's in the band looks like Tommy Fleetwood. Look in his face. Tell me I'm wrong. I'm not wrong. They have have like the english eyes this is news to me that she is american she's from la which makes all the sense in the world yeah now it's making more sense i think la

i feel like if you have the name billy ie like you're automatically like a british and you're female you're british yeah no you're right what I... All this stuff led me to believe that, yeah, she was... She's from Highland Park, which is Los Angeles, whatever. She's the most intimidating cool teen there is out there. It was the most cool teen show I've ever been to. She's the final boss of, like, cool teens. That show... I've been to a lot of shows.

The only show that rivals it as far as crowd interaction was Drake. And that was, like, five years ago. Drake? The entire crowd. Drake? The entire crowd. Drake? The entire crowd. Girls shouting every lyric. And we weren't even close and you could hear it.

It was nuts. And everybody looked like they were in, what's the HBO? Euphoria? Euphoria. Everybody looks like they're in Euphoria, who's at that damn show. They probably are. They're probably extras. I was going to say, they're in Euphoria, who's at that damn show. They probably are.

They're probably extras. I was going to say, they're just doing drugs. Just doing drugs, wearing weird-ass shit, fishnets. It's almost like they're going to a... It's almost like people who, like, they left Kesha, and now they went down 20 years, and now they're in on Billie Eilish. Because Kesha was the original, like, put glitter on your face and go to the show kesha's got heaters she doesn't hear much about kesha anymore that's because she had that whole

lawsuit dude what lawsuit oh man she sued like her ex-manager said yeah her ex-manager like really fucked her and so she had to go through this like i mean i she still might be going through it like an arduous terrible lawsuit regarding her music. I hate to see it. Yeah. Yeah. Especially her. Like, I mean, she's only there for a good time. She's not trying to like.

She just wants to go hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard. Is that a. I mean. Do you know who Billie Eilish's influence is growing up where? Can I guess? The Beatles. No. Green Day.

Okay. Avril Lavigne. Okay. And Justin Bieber. Quite the array. Imagine being so young that you looked up to Justin Bieber growing up.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Still think of him as a 16-year-old. So she does a thing that a lot of artists are doing. They want to bring back mosh pits.

So she openly is like, all right, for this one, I want to open up a pit. Only she says it more sassy than i do she's like let's go everybody don't care where you're at she encouraged it she encourages the pit so of course like i well i gotta get in the pit so i got in there and i was just fucking dudes up um our friend ross boland said that she was lip-syncing can you verify uh this was a debate oh. I think for some of it,

she was, she definitely had a track and you could, I don't know. That coat track. Yeah. Okay. So, okay.

So are you happy that you went to Billy Eilish instead of Gary Clark Jr? Yeah. It was more of an experience. Yeah. Gary Clark Jr is great. He's great. But at the same time, living in Austin, like there's not going to be a shortage of opportunities for us to see him. Next week. Yeah. Derek Clark Jr. is great. He's great. But at the same time,

living in Austin, like there's not going to be a shortage of opportunities for us to see him. Next week. Yeah. That's a good argument, but he is so fucking

good. I know. It's hard to, it's, it's hard to skip somebody. I just don't know. I don't know.

I'm going to be there next, next week at this, only for Saturday. I saw it here. I don't know. You want my review of the cure?

I do. That's part of the reason I wanted to talk about this. They sound great. Okay. They look like shit. Yes, they're significantly older. Yes. But they come out and like, you're not going to turn up at a cure show.

Yeah. I'm going to tell you that. That's fine. I'm not looking to turn up. They lost some of the crowd because they get into some of their jams and it's like very like emotional, but they sound awesome. They nail it. Interesting.

And he sounds, Robert Smith, he sounds great. He's still doing the bit. Doesn't break character. It's so good. But they will play some songs you never heard. So unless you're like a, be prepared for that. Yeah. I did see Lizzo and then Cardi B last night.

You went full like – Yeah. I don't even know. And third eye blind. I went third eye blind, Lizzo, Cardi B. I saw a tweet that she was very late to the stage, Cardi B. Cardi B did the interesting move of showing up. ACL never has a problem with people showing up.

It's very structured. You go on and you go off. Cardi B was one of the headliners. It was her up against Mumford and sons, Mumford and sons on the other side of the thing. And they were playing two hours. She was playing one. So you had,

they fucked up. They put Lizzo right next to her. So Lizzo is the Miller light stage. She's at the Honda stage and they're a few hundred yards apart. So Lizzo show the most packed I've ever seen ACL. It looked lit. It was nuts. And then when she was done, that whole crowd was going to Cardi B.

So just to see people trying to move like 10 feet, it was nuts. But Cardi B showed up. She was supposed to go on at 7. She got out there about 7.25. She played for about 40-45 minutes because she doesn't have that many songs. No, that's bullshit. Most of her stuff is features. I'm glad she's not going out.

She was good. She does not lip sync. She is actually really impressive in concert. It seems like she'd scream a lot of her stuff like i can see her going really hard she's her songs i will say she is a performer she's great and she does a lot of dancing a lot of uh gentlemen's club style dancing and it's amazing that she's able to do all that

in like and like rap because it's you think you'd be out of breath from you know standing on your head and making your ass clap yeah but not her she's very impressive that usually makes me get out of breath yeah no we all have that problem but yeah it was weird only only like a 40 minute show hey with uh with lizzo have a take um can you remember the song black beetles yes uh truth hurts Not have the exact same melody is that song I have no clue I can't hear it in my head I can't hear it

too old for this question I know Black Beatles I don't know Truth Hurts Black Beatles in the City keep going that was really really good Dylan's always wanted to do Black Beatles in the City

I do think we should start doing Mannequin Challenge say what you want I really enjoy the Mannequin Challenge phase I think we should start doing them more I thought that was really cool.

Not talked about enough that Hillary lost the election because of her mannequin challenge. That was bad. If you haven't seen it. Beto's like one poll away from doing a mannequin challenge, trying to save himself. Dude, Beto's going to hit the woe at some point, isn't he? It's only a matter of time.

Point being, I think Lizzo completely just stole the melody from a song that was made three years ago and i'm kind of here some of her songs do have old beats on them if i've learned anything you don't talk shit about billy eilish or lizzo dude the lizzo show is nuts she's an entertainer it i'll say this i as someone who doesn't really know much about lizo at all, watching the Instagram stories of people from the show, I was shocked by how good it sounded. She's got a great voice. They were killing it.

She's got a great voice. She's very self-aware. She loves herself. Does she have any other songs? No, but all her stuff bumps. From my research, I found about three songs that I was like, oh, that's Lizzo. Okay.

Okay. It's more than I would have expected. Yeah. I had three that I was like, oh, I know a lot of those songs. Does she have a song with Bieber? Everyone's got one. No idea. We were talking about that.

I was like, if Bieber comes out, it's over. Yeah, but if I've learned anything about going to ACL, you don't get good a-list uh random pops on this onto the stage like i feel like at coachella you always see like oh kanye came out with chance to rap or something like that drag brought future out yeah that's probably the biggest one and that was fun because like i thought jay-z would bring somebody out no he didn't bring anybody out he was so so good. Usually like it needed to be longer. The problem is Austin's not a town that has a ton of

like hip hop artists. So like, you know, when a rapper goes to Dallas. Yeah, like when you're in Chicago, that's a great time to bring Kanye out. Or in Dallas, Yellow Beezy. But yeah. It was fun though. I had a great time.

I went all three days. I actually don't feel that awful today. I'm actually, I'm impressed with you. I going all three days as a track. I was hitting the netty pot when I got home. Hell of dirt, hell of dirt in the sinuses.

That's the worst part. Yeah. I feel like I had dirt in my sinuses just from like the residual, like air being dirty from ACL. Just probably happened. Just got this ragweed in my sinuses. Killing me, dog. Me too.

I know. It's bullshit. Dude, third eye blind. Sounded great. It looked great. Lead singer. Maybe on a little TRT, a little testosterone. He looked jacked. He looked good.

He wasn't jacked, but he was fit. Yeah. He was more fit than most men who are 55. Was he as fit as you looked at ACL? He was here. He was more fit than most men who were 55. Was he as fit as you looked at ACL? He was here. He's hot. The biceps on you at ACL.

He's hot. You got a pump in that day, right? No. You did something. That was Saturday. Can you confirm or deny whether or not you were flexing in the photo that we posted on Twitter? Swear to God I was not flexing. Dave did not post that photo, by the way dave did not

caption a photo gassing up his own biceps on his podcast feed oh you did okay i did post it um i mean do you have any explanation at first glance it looks like you're on your tiptoes in this in this picture but you're not that's actually where tiptoe gate started. I thought about doing that. Ooh, that's right. I mean, dude. Were you flexing? Dude, no. That's a weird position to flex in. I agree. Normally, if you're going to flex, you have your arm bent a little bit.

But I swear I'm not. Yeah, that's usually your move. I am leaning weirdly forward. I don't know. People will... But Barrett, I got to say,. People were, but Barrett, I gotta say, Barrett's flow.

Barrett's ACL fit. He's got the hair. He really does. See, my, going to music festivals at this point is something I try not to do. And part of the reason

I don't even like going is because I never know what to even wear at this point. You see the kid in the parody Atlanta Hawks jersey right behind

Barrett and Laura? Yeah. That's every kid. The throwback jersey thing is still alive and well. A bunch of like Spud Webb jerseys and shit. John Stockton, Spud Webb. I saw a lot of Luka. Very promising.

Okay, that's good. You love that? A lot of dudes wearing cowboy gear yesterday. Weed'em boys. Not good. Feeling bad about it. Yeah, we don't need to talk about that. I was a third-eye blind.

They tried. They tried that second half. Yeah, I was following it on GameCast. I was getting enough signal. And I saw when it was 10 points, and I saw that they missed that field goal. I was like, okay, that's a fitting end. Dallas had a tough afternoon.

Yeah. Red Wings stormed back on you guys. Yeah, we dug ourselves into a nice 0-3 hole. I wasn't going to text you about it and be mean about it or anything like that. It was a very exciting ending, though. It was a great end of the game. Was that in Detroit? Yeah.

So, Manta had four goals. I feel a little bit better knowing it wasn't a home loss, but you should never lose. You shouldn't. I mean, yeah. They shouldn't have lost that game. Well, Dallas' problem has always been, like the last couple years, getting off to a slow start. And they got off to a great start this time, I mean, yeah. They shouldn't have lost that game. Well, Dallas' problem has always been, like, the last couple years, getting off to a slow start.

And then they got off to a great start this time, up 2-0. And then the next thing I know, they lost 4-3. Well, they're sitting in the locker room. They're like, look at the Blues did it last year. We're good. I don't feel good about it. They should be in last place at the All-Star break and see what happens. There was a time where I wanted to wear a basketball.

My dark jersey did this. But I was like, then I'm going to be like the pathetic 35-year-old wearing a basketball jersey. Well, I dark Jersey to this, but I was like, then I'm going to be like the pathetic 35 year old wearing a basketball jersey. I either dress like somewhat conservatively and then be the visible old guy at the shows that I'm going to, or I try to get like a festival fit off. And then I'm the old guy who looks out of place because he's trying to look

young and I don't know what to do. Yeah. No, dude, it's, it's real. That's a real question to have. Do you go on?

I'm looking like a dad, even though you're not a dad and you're 32, it's just, it's real. That's a real question to have. Do you go on looking like a dad, even though you're not a dad and you're 32? It's tough. But, yeah, I did. You know, ACL, they've done a lot of good things. They've brought in the, for the men, they've got the walk-in urinal that are troughs. Oh, nice. They're blocked off to where they're like almost semi-private troughs. Okay. And it speeds it up.

I can't pee shoulder to shoulder with people that's exponentially also they have uh they've got a little uh fitness center and that's where i went and hit the bands yeah then i went and took you clayed it yeah i did the clay i didn't really hit the band i'm a but am i a butterface you might you might be a butterface dude fuck i do i love your face man get over here thank you yeah you might be a butterface. You might be a butterface. Dude, fuck. Dude, I love your face, man. Get over here. Thank you. Yeah, you might be a butterface, though. Dude, that sucks. Nah, dude.

Come on. I've gone this whole time not realizing it. It's because you have a hot bod now, doesn't it? It doesn't take away from your face, man. I'm curl guy. I only do curls. Hey, how much are, like, drinks at ACO? Like, ballpark prices, pretty much.

It's not outrageous. It's not terrible. It's pretty outrageous, yeah. So like, what, 15 bucks for a 24-ounce Bud Light? No. No, it's not that bad. Well, they don't have those. They have, you can get like a 16-ounce for seven bucks, I think. You can get a whole bottle of wine in a plastic.

That's my move. I've done that. Because, I mean, if you get a whole bottle of wine, you can, it's a lot easier to carry around than double fisting beers. You're getting more bang for your buck. And most importantly, if you drink the whole bottle of wine, you're going to get more faded doing that than if you drink like four beers

and have to go to the bathroom every five minutes. So the wine is, I coast on the wine for a little bit. Yeah. I definitely, I drink less during ACL weekend than most weekends because you're burning that kill. You have to pee. You're just fucking mashing that kill button. I was mashing that CBD.

No, because like if you're watching a show, you turn around and there's a sea of humanity behind you. And it's like, I'm not walking through 5,000 people to go to the bathroom. I'm not going to find my group. Half the time I post up for a show, I make sure that I have like a direct line to the bathroom and it's miserable. Yeah, like it's it For cardi we were we were on the side. We were next to a bar and Like don't you just like chop your dick off and just not be anymore You're like a walking like commercial where the the actors and they're always like going to the bathroom and like the ballparks and shit We'll see the commercials like, yes, I need that.

I thought I was going to have to go in a bottle yesterday. I did it at Drake. Yeah, I was going to say, I think I actually might have done it at Drake. You know, have your squad stand around you. Or you can do like the kid that was next to me at ACL a couple years ago. We were waiting in line and he decided to pull his dick out while waiting in line to get beers and piss right there in broad daylight in front of me.

Oh, yeah. I was with you. Okay. That was so fucking uncomfortable. Didn't you take a pic? It's a guy's dick. Dave, stop it, dude. Should have pushed him into it.

Yeah, I just take TCB. Put his face in it? With 2CB? Eat your piss. I just take 2CB. Did you say TCB? That's the testosterone version. Instead of being a hybrid of other drugs,

you're just also getting jacked while taking it. Hey, this guy just responded on Twitter. He said, I look like a model for athleisure clothes being sold at Dick's Sporting Goods. Okay, there you go. That's pretty good, Mike. No, that's not. Mike, that's mean, but I respect you.

That's not accurate. I'm going to RT him completely out of context. No one will even get that. Dylan, did you do anything tight? No. I had a very, very uneventful weekend. So Parks' mom was at ACL a weekend, so I watched him for her. We just kind of chilled.

We went to my sister and brother-in-law's house yesterday. Watched some football over there. Their new crib. Did y'all hit an arcade? Yeah, we went to CeCe's Pizza. Friday night, I said, hey, what do you want to do for dinner? And he said, straight up, he said, I want to go to CeCe's.

I said, you want to play the games there, don't you? He's like, yeah, I want to play the games. Dude, you he's like yeah i won't play the games yeah dude he's a big game guy he had like three bites of pizza which was great money well spent and then we went and spent uh about five bucks in the arcade and he's one he went ham is he a straight cheese pizza boy yeah he likes the alfredo and he is a the pickiest eater doesn't he doesn't like much and his pizza is just straight up cheese it's all he'll eat is it annoying as a parent to have a kid that's a picky eater or he doesn't like much. And his pizza is just straight up cheese. It's all he'll eat. Is it annoying as a parent to have a kid that's a picky eater? Or is it kind of convenient?

Because I feel like sometimes it's like, all right, just give him fucking chicken tenders. Yeah, I know what he'll eat. So I just, you know, I don't have to think about it too much. What do you do when you go to like a two Michelin star restaurant with him? Oh, we do that every week. Yeah. I usually just get him like foie gras how you say it i don't know what you're even trying to say what foie gras foie gras foie

gras is that how you say it yeah yeah he doesn't he doesn't need any fancy shit so we don't we don't go to places like that okay i thought you was taking the perry's pork chop but he hates going on friday because he says that's when the peasants go. Like, okay. It's weird. He's like, that's a little high society of you

to say. It is a little weird. Yeah, he's not good at the games at the arcade, but he likes playing them. Do you see my tweet,

do you? Yeah. What's his deal? I don't know, man. What's your deal, Mark? It does make you wonder

what Park's fucking deal is. Like, just drive my car. Like, he can't reach, man. What's your deal, Parks? It does make you wonder what Parks' fucking deal is. Like, just drive my car. Like, he can't reach... We play Cruisin' USA, you know? That's a... That game's been in CCs for 30 years. Or whatever the updated version of it is.

It's like Cruisin' World. Cruisin' World. Cruisin' something. I don't know. Because you cruise the world. And he can't reach the pedal, right? So I have to do the gas for him. And I just gasped the whole time.

I never let up the gas. You took him to the gas station and so he's just staring and the dude just he can't he can't make the turns man they're tough but does CC's have a good arcade?

I've never been to a CC's they don't have the ski game where you hop on no it's small no no no it's not Dave and Buster's that ski game always got me like if he was in a real car

he'd be dead in five seconds like he's just not a good driver at this point it's weird it's crazy that he's bad at driving he's just not a good driver at this point. It's weird. It's crazy that he's bad at driving. He's pretty good at Revolution X. Which one is that? The Aerosmith game.

Which is the one where you shoot the dinosaurs? He loves that game, too. Oh, that's a tight game. Does Park think that dinosaurs still exist? No. I had to explain to him

that they were extinct. No, no, he thinks they're fake. He thinks it's a conspiracy. It's like a flat earth thing. It's weird. He's got some... I don't like some of the people in his life. He knows that they're fake. He thinks it's a conspiracy. It's like a flat earth thing. It's weird. He's got some, I don't like some of the people in his life. He knows that they're all dead.

Parks is so fucking woke. Oh yeah. He's a smart kid, man. He was texting me about this Daryl Moria China stuff earlier. Yeah? Yeah, I was like, dude, you should tweet that. What was he texting you from? He didn't have a phone.

Yeah, his other phone. He's got a burner? He's got a burner. Parks is your friend that has such fuego takes that you don't want them to get a Twitter account. It's going to drag you down. Like your dad. Yeah.

Anyone's dad, not just yours. It's like, please don't get on Twitter. Yeah. Oh, that'd be worst case scenario. Yeah. Just stay to Facebook. Yeah, worst case scenario. Yeah, my fears about having parents on Twitter

isn't that they're going to tweet something off-color. It's that they're going to accidentally tweet something that they're meaning to text somebody, and it'll be out of context. Hey, Will. Will, you left your hemorrhoid meds. Yeah, it's like, oh, shit. And I was like, isn't this a messaging game? I was like, no.

Oh, man. It's fun to talk about arcades. You remember Time Cop? No. Time Cop was one of the ones where it was like the first game where you could, it was semi-virtual reality. You would stand on it and it would pick up on your movements and you would peek around corners and you had the gun.

See, I don't like arcade games very much. I'm just bad at them, admittedly. I used to go to the arcade all the time when I was a kid. Yeah, that's why you're so good at golden tea. I never played golden tea there. No. I'm pretty good at pinball. I'm only good at one thing, and that's golden tea.

I'm decent at pinball. I can hold my own. Man, am I good at golden tea. Yeah, you really are. Just give me a track ball, Dave, and it's fucking over. Will you finally pursue competitive golden tee? It takes a lot of hours. It's like anyone who plays golf, really.

You've got to hit the range all the time. I've just got to practice nonstop. You'd have to have a machine. I'd have to have my own machine, yeah. How much? Washington will buy one for like $2,000. They're about $5,000, I think. $4,000.

They're $4,000. Okay. I feel like... Could you make more than that in career earnings? Some of these guys are making six figs playing Golden Tee. There you go! Yeah. Dude, nice sidekick.

Let's get you in the game. You know what? Maybe I'll get a Golden Tee machine. You should. I feel like Brett could land that partnership and they would hit us with one for some free pub. They, back in the Barstool days, they definitely have an active partnerships

presence. So maybe there's an influencer option there. Well, they gave us the machine at Grand X for free in exchange for a little bit of social love. Let's just snag that one. What's that doing? Who knows? Whatever happened to that machine? That's a good question.

Who knows? I sold it. I thought the new plan for the new studio was just a full-on golf simulator, but we can ratchet it down to golden tee if you want. I kind of just want a golden tee for the house, you know, so I can just play it nonstop. It seems selfish. Brett, I'm really good.

You've never seen me play. I've never seen you play, so I'm better than you at pop a shot. He's really cocky, too, when he plays. I'm dangerously good. Yeah, no, you're cock seen me play. Never seen you play. So I'm better than you at pop a shot. He's really cocky, too, when he plays. I'm dangerously good. Yeah, no, you're cocky as hell. Stopping the ball is such a cocky move. You don't have to do that. I'm really good.

Just put on a string. Do you remember, there was a time when I first started with our old company, people would come by the office, strangers who just knew him from the internet, would come by to play him. Yeah, it happened all the time. And no one even was competitive. They were just getting trucked.

The first guy, we played for 50 bucks, and I beat him by 38 strokes. I'm like, dude, why are you even here? You should have. You weren't ready. Just knowing things, you should have told him, like, I want $2 a hole or something like that. I wasn't trying to.

Not $2 a hole. I wasn't trying to. $2 a stroke to $2 a stroke $2 a stroke and he brought his beer too that's a good day man he just got fucking

shelled that day yeah man I miss Golden T Golden T's time when's the last time you played oh it's been probably

a year you know there's Golden T is a sports bar in the first floor of my apartment that will and I have shit. A bunch of beers.

Yeah. Yeah. Brett and I had a nice little Saturday fun day and we went to Oak. What the fuck is Oak? It's a bar. It's the bar in my apartment. Oh, that's the one. Yeah.

Oh, where if you store above a 75 and pop a shot, you get a free shot. I don't remember what it was. Espelon. Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, get above 75 and you get a free shot of tequila. Did Brett get above 75? We didn't try it, actually. We just had some beers, watched the Texas game, and enjoyed ourselves

before we headed out. I can't hit above 75 and pop a shot. I suck at that game. If we would have been doing pop a shot, we would have been the loudest people in the bar by like a thousand. You don't want to be the group of dudes like, I'm going to get a free shot and like taking it real serious. Then you get the shot and it's like, let's run it back. Just causing a scene.

Let's be honest. I was probably not going to, unless it's a bounce pass game, I'm probably not going to get 75. That's true. But Brett's pretty good. Brett's definitely good. Should we talk to Papa Shot about making a bounce pass version? It's called wet. Yeah. You have to do it underneath like a bounce pass version? It's called wet.

Yeah, you have to do it underneath a shield that's between that and the thing, and so you bounce it under. There's a beer pong game. There should definitely be a bounce pass game. They put John Stockton on the... He's the endorser. He's the model for it. Yeah.

Why don't more bars just have drinking games? Is it too loud? It seems like you could have... Yeah, I guess people get pretty rowdy when they're playing beer pong and stuff. It really brings out the douchey. You guys don't know what Beer Die is, right? You guys never played that game? I've heard the kids love it.

Beer Die never made it down here when I was playing games. That's the most fun backyard drinking game I've ever played. We've played it for like 10 years now. Maybe a little less than that. Give me a two-sentence pitch. Four people, two people on each team, one table, same size as a beer pong table, and you throw a die up in the air.

It has to cross halfway across the table. There's a cup on each corner. If the die bounces and hits the cup, it's like a point. If the die bounces and goes in the cup, you chug the cup. And if the die bounces and goes between the two cups, like a field goal, and hits the ground, and your partner doesn't catch it, that's a point as well. So it's like play to 21.

Is Alyssa going on a a girl's trip anytime? Can we just set up a beer dye thing at your crib and just go crazy, Dave? It's sort of like, let's do it. We'll smoke some meat. We'll play some beer dye. Let's do it. I like that. Is it a regular size dye?

Regulation dye, yeah. Okay. I don't hate that. I was always more of a bar Jenga like large shut up comic large Jenga guy yeah you do that

and then like the the shuffleboard that just gets really really excessive yeah what's the other most annoying like bar game that people do

it's it's I can't think of it right it come back to me there's a probably whatever it is it's at Kung Fu yeah just go to Kung Fu and you'll remember what it is I Come back to me. There's probably, whatever it is, it's at Kung Fu.

Yeah, just go to Kung Fu and you'll remember what it is. I've been to Kung Fu in Houston. Across the street from that bar that's got AstroTurf laid down on it. What's that? Maybe Punchbowl. Kung Fu in Houston. Why did I say it too? Kung Fu in Houston is aggressive.

Yeah. Like that. DJ Duds, a.k. Yeah. Like that. DJ Duds, a.k.a. Barrett Dudley of Club Cool, me and him got stuck there on our trip to Houston when me and him went out after everything. And we walked in, we waited in line, got in, checked it out, walked right back out. Like, well, I'm going home.

We were kind of winding down the other day at a bar on Rainy Street. And this girl came up to us and she goes, do you. Hey, there's like two of you, two of us. Do you guys want to play like the bags game cornhole with us? And we were just like, not really. I felt bad. We just shut her up. Shut her down.

It was just like, you know, not really. Like, it just doesn't seem like the move right now. Because when you're on the same team as somebody like Brett would be over there, and then I'm just talking to some random girl that I don't want to talk to. Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough one. It was tough. I mean, I did feel bad.

Sally makes me wear, like, an engagement ring when she's out of town, so it looks like I'm married. But I forgot it at home, so I was like, no, I can't even be talking to you right now. Was she the one you said was a hard six? I made no assumptions on anything there was like the it's funny to see the groups on rainy street because there's there's anything from like college kids to um a group of like the alumni that are watching their their team play on

tv but we had like the clout table next to us where it was like uh like guys in black joggers and black hats and like ripped t-shirts from LA type of thing. And there was the girl that we're like, how many of his grandfathers do you think she has? Just looking at her, you know, she has six figures. Yeah. It was like the way that she dressed. It was like normal people don't dress like this. Like she, I think she had had surgeries done to her entire body.

And it was like, yeah, you clearly have paid money to look like this. She did not. I don't know if she had cankle surgery, but it wasn't evident. But it was just like, we were like, I don't know, that table grossed me out. You can just tell sometimes. You're like, oh, you're the worst. We had a fun people watching Saturday. Yeah.

That's what we did. That would have been a funny way if you would have just asked her, like, how many followers are you talking about? Like, how many you got? I said 58, I think. I think she had over 100. You should have asked her. That would have been a funny little experiment. Did you do a geotag check? No, how many you got? I said 58, I think. I think she had over 100. That's faster. That was a fun little experiment.

Did you do a geotag check? No, we should. We could go back and see if she got a grandma. We should. Well, then after the bar, we went to my place and we were going to watch some hockey

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Crazy. I need someone to Postmate me some adult diapers, apparently. Why? Do you poop yourself? No, I had to pee in the middle of that. Oh. I was going to talk about Succession, but you have a good excuse for not watching Succession last night.

You were at a music festival. It took us forever to get home. Couldn't get an Uber. It was miserable. Yep. Yep. You should have let me know, dude.

I would have come pick you up. No, you wouldn't. That's such an empty offer after the fact. Dude, I totally would have, man. I would have helped you move. You just had to ask. Dude, why didn't you ask?

Did you have any scotch pods? Man, unfortunately, there were no scotch pods at the festival it's just the worst idea ever the fact that this is a real thing is blowing my mind yeah it seems like an snl skit or something doesn't it yes yeah watching the commercial it's like this is an snl skit it's the snl guy the podcast like yeah this thing was we we were tagged in this i don't know how many times over the weekend my buddy sent it to me before i saw it anywhere and he was like this is for the podcast the uh the pod like the the casing does it like disintegrate in your mouth you spit it out like you swallow it what the fuck's going on i imagine it would have i mean this this is probably completely incorrect i'm imagining the

sensation being very similar to when you put a Listerine strip on your tongue and it dissolves. Right. But how does that contain? I feel like you're just eating plastic. If it's containing the... It's wrapped in seaweed.

Seaweed? I'm reading this is per the Washington Post. They're wrapped in seaweed, they're filled with whiskey, and they're drawing a collective groan from the internet. Who wants to drink whiskey this way if they do if they did if say like svedka did this or something some like company that clearly is down to have like people partying on their booze i could understand someone like that doing it but like a scotch company with a reputation this isn't the move it's glenn levitt right yeah glenn levitt's

my scotch i don't even know what it's i don't know anything about i'm a glenn 12 guy um 12 yeah it's not it's the base it's not it's like a three series bmw it's broke boy i'm a glenn 69 guy let me say this half the reason people drink whiskey or scotch is to have like a cool glass it's part of it it's part of like yeah you want a thick ass crystal glass it makes you look like a ball it is a sipping liquor you don't just like you don't take a big a slug of it a shot that's not how you drink scotch no you take small little sips of it some people were saying you can uh this makes butt chugging a possibility no kids are 100 to put these in their butts.

Dude, kids put everything up their butts these days. It's disgusting. How much for you to put one up your butt? We're not doing this game. You'd get drunk. I don't know, 50 bucks. Dude, you were doing a coffee enema a couple weeks ago. You would get really drunk if you put just one up there, right?

I think you'd get hammered if you butt chugged. It goes to your butt. I can see my liver shutting down. But I feel like it'sed if you butt chop. It goes to your bloodstream faster that way, right? Yeah. But I feel like it's really bad on the... On your butt? On the organs. Because it's not filtered.

When you're getting bleached, just ask them to put one up there and see. I probably won't. Well, I'll drive you home. Dude, yeah, then you won't feel it. Yeah. Hey, do you mind shoving this... Sir...

This whiskey pot up my ass while you're back there? Sir, this may be none of our business, but why does your butt smell like Glenlivet 12? Hey, do you mind shoving this whiskey pot up my ass while you're back there? Sir, this may be none of our business. Why does your butt smell like Glenlivet 12? You have to take a breathalyzer from your butt? I'm sorry. This is getting weird. Mom, turn it off right now.

I don't know. I can't believe they're not going to actually release these, right? This is going to get halted. This is a terrible pr move for their company we're talking about it no i know but like in terms of actual safety i feel like this is just going to you know go poorly these aren't going to be widely available you're not going to be able to walk into a into a liquor store and pick up like a bag of these. How much liquid does it hold? It looks like a shot. I'm sure it's less though.

23 milliliter. 23. How many liters is that? 23 milliliter. So it's about a shot's an ounce and a half. So it's half of a shot. Two if you're me. Two ounces. We-huh. Yeah. So it's half of a shot. Two if you're me. Two ounces.

Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. We just knocked on that. Yeah. Half a shot. Okay. That makes more sense than if it was like a full shot because that's not how you drink scotch.

Can you freeze it? Hard to say. Freeze it and then make it ice cubes in your scotch. You know, you can't freeze alcohol. That's so meta. You what? Can't freeze alcohol. That's so meta. You what? Can't freeze alcohol. It's the water in the slushy machine.

I drink frozen margaritas all the time. It's the water in... I'm not going to explain this to y'all. You know the answer. Dude, I had like four frozen margaritas the other night. You're telling me you can't freeze booze, but I'm drinking it? It doesn't make sense, Dylan. you can't freeze booze, but I'm drinking it? Like, it doesn't make sense, Dylan. You can't freeze booze, man.

Okay, what about a shot block at a party? Yeah. Well, that's water. What about jello shots? That's essentially freezing. It's the gelatin. I'm not going to keep explaining this. Miami Vice, ever had one?

Did you guys know that the seaweed, not only does it help to deacidify the oceans, it's also biodegradable. Good, since I'm putting it in my body. Yeah, it's seaweed. Of course it is. Isn't seaweed one of those superfoods that you should be eating chips of and stuff?

Shark Tank has people on once a season that are like, oh, we're a new company, that's all about health but it's seaweed yeah yeah i don't know man anyway if anyone if anyone glenn limits listening yeah let us know we'll we'll try them out for you yeah send them to us we'll do a scotch pod challenge and The challenge would be like just watch us take these. I feel like these only make sense if you're on the go. Like if you're at a ball game or something.

It's for the sad alcoholic on the go. Yeah. At the movie you just want to sneak a pod in real quick and catch a quick buzz while you're watching Joker. It's just weird, man. I don't even like using pods for my dishwasher.

I don't either, actually. They're just weird. I wonder how easy it is to just burst one of those things, too. It seems like in shipment, these things would just get ruined. Like, I can't just throw a couple in my pocket, right? No. That would be the worst when it explodes in your pocket. Right?

You just smell like scotch. People just think you're a drunk. I will say that we talked about scotch at one point on either this podcast or a previous one. And a noted listener, Big Will, knows a lot about scotch. And he gave a very good breakdown of basics that you should know. So shout-outs to Big Will knows a lot about scotch, and he gave a very good breakdown of basics that you should know. So shout-outs to Big Will. I still have no clue.

Dylan came for his neck on the Patreon. He calls him Beta, you fucking asshole. Very nice of you to gas him up, Will. He's a very nice, gentle, large man. Has Mezcal replaced scotch in your overall repertoire oh yeah you used to drink scotch i i haven't you're just a mess i haven't bought scotch in a long time you're a mezcal boy i really am i told you about that i told you about like that special that they were having at the liquor store by my place and you went and bought

a bunch of mezcal i did i went a little too hard on mezcal that day really i mean like do you want to talk like purchase wise not consumption you didn't just drink like two bottles of mezcal i did i went a little too hard on mezcal that day really i mean like do you want to talk like purchase wise not consumption you didn't just drink like two bottles of mezcal no that probably would have killed me i love drinking i love just drinking an entire bottle of the sipping whiskey yeah or tequila or mezcal whatever you know mezcal is the the scotch of tequila i've always said that okay i've read have been out later I was going to make him go to a mezcaleria I don't know how you say that damn

but the bar next to us they weren't open yet I wanted to sip some mezcal what time were y'all on rainy? about from 4 to about 8 4 to 8 yeah it was a pretty solid time that's

so my theory on rainy street in Austin is that night time it's just like any other Street in Austin is that nighttime, it's just like any other place in Austin, like West 6th. It's the same crowd. Everybody's kind of in zombie mode trying to hang on because they've been out there all day. It's the most fun during the day.

I will say this. Rainy was the least buzzing for a Saturday afternoon with college football. It was empty. That's great. Alibi, you know that bar that's probably the best bar to watch games at because there's TVs everywhere you can spread out and stuff? I mean, your choice of where you wanted to be. Yeah.

Like, nobody out. Really weird. Yeah. Still fun, though. Oh, yeah. I prefer that. It worked much better for what we needed. We wanted a place to sit down and watch some football, drink some beers.

It ended up being perfect. But it was shocking how dead it was. You know what was shocking, too? I had so many panic orders on Saturday. I drank a Lone Star Tall Boy. Yeah. That is a panic order. He came back to the table with a draft beer for me, Pacifico,

and he has a Lone Star Tall Boy. I'm like, why would you choose that? Because I panic, Will. That's why. My panic beer is Shiner Bock. I always just go Shiner. Someone told me that they dye Shiner Bock. I don't know about that.

That seems like something Dylan would know. Yeah, you're the craft beer guy. I'm not aware of them dyeing it, but I guess it could happen. I don't know. I'm not a big dye guy. Make it look more amber in color. Yeah, I'm not a big guy. You could make it look more amber in color. Yeah, I'm dying to have

a cold one. It's Monday. I was going to say, Dave, it's Monday morning. Monday, right? It's tough. Mondays, man. Yeah, man. Classic Mondays. Yeah, I don't know if they die. They could. Hard to say. I guess.

Dave likes a good dyed green beer on St. Patrick's Day. You will not catch me drinking dyed beer. Oh, dude, catch me drinking green Coors Light. No. I would rather butt chug a green scotch pod. I went to a bar like a week after, and they still had a bunch of green beer left over. Dude, no.

And so they were like, we went up, and it was after still had a bunch of green beer left over dude and so they were like like we went up and we it was after we had played some golf and enjoyed ourselves and uh we went up and we were like yeah we'll do uh ronda miller lights and they're like well do you guys want the normal miller light or we can give you a pitcher for five dollars of the green one and we were just like you know that's a screaming deal but no like we do not want to drink green beer a week after saint patrick's day um there's an argument that green beer could be the spookiest color why because green slime ooze you don't think so i'm not feeling that no like ectoplasm ectoplasm it's like danny Phantom. Remember that show? Should we like give Dylan

like an out for his butthole bleaching if we make him be something for Halloween? You would take that deal. This is a bet that I lost to Ross on backdoor cover like five years ago. Five seems like a lot. Ross assigned the contract to us.

Three years ago. We now hold the bet. Let's see the paperwork, bitch. I'll show it to you later. All right. Are you trying to lawyer Dave right now? I'm just saying, like, the people asking for...

You can't lawyer the podcast lawyer back. The people asking for this debt to be paid are not owed the debt. Like, this is a totally different... everything. I almost wore the Arby's polo to ACL, but it was so hot.

That would have been so good. I really was going to do it. That would have been so good. I really was going to do it. That would have been so good. Yeah. Maybe I'll just wear that for Halloween. Just do it. That'll be hyper niche. The Arby's Dave.

Pontevedra Dave. That was the best Dave. That was the best version of all of us. Yeah, we were doing pretty well. I felt stupid bloated on that trip, though. That was right before I started growing this terrible beard out. Was it really? You didn't have a beard then?

Gross. Uh-uh. That was like the last month of me being beardless. May. Bortles might have had a little more respect for you had you had the beard. Maybe. God, you look like shit. Fucking gross, dude. Oh, man. You just look disgusting. maybe god you look like shit yeah fucking gross dude

oh man just look disgusting portals is uh he's rocking pretty good beard huh like he had good shadow good stealth yeah but he shaved his head

didn't he so now he's just he's the guy at your gym is he still backing up in where's san francisco la la i'm in golf

good for him oh he might get a chance golf looking that great it's good work if you can get him. Oh, yeah, Garrett Gilbert. Dylan. Your boy!

Fuck that guy, man. He's probably a nice guy. What about Shane Buchel? Love them. Dude, that game. Saturday night, I got home in time to watch that comeback. That was fucking great. I didn't see it.

The ponies. They were down 21? Second half, fourth quarter? Came back, forced triple overtime. to watch that comeback. That was fucking great. I didn't see it. The Ponies, they were down 21? Second, second half, fourth quarter? Came back, forced triple overtime. I got two faded

with Micah and Brett. It was just fourth down conversion after fourth down conversion. Man, it is Texas OU week, too. Damn.

You going, Dylan? I'm not going, no. Big Tex? Man, I'm nervous. A lot of injuries Tex? Man. Nervous. A lot of injuries for Texas. Lots and lots of injuries. That West Virginia game, Morgantown's a tough place to play.

I thought it was going to be a close game. I didn't get to see it. That game went fine. I saw it at one point. It was more of a game than I think Vegas had it. I don't know what the line was. The line was 10. The line was 10. The line was 10?

They won by 11. Yeah. 10 and a half. And, dude, don't look now, but your Baylor Bears, also undefeated. 5-0. Nice win over Kansas State. Kansas State's not bad. They got that coach from North Dakota State.

They were better than I thought they'd be this year. And to go in there and win, not saying Baylor's going to win the Big 12, but I am saying they're going to have something to say about who does. If I had to guess the line for Texas OU, I would say OU minus four. Give me OU five and a half.

Give me six. Damn, dog. Texas has a ton. Their defense is going to get shredded. They have a ton of injuries. It's really upsetting, the injuries they're having. But, yeah, it's. At least they're playing a system quarterback.

That's true. Do you guys want to hear the line right now? Yeah. OU minus 10. What? Let's go. Texas getting 10 points. Oh, my.

Okay. Has there been? Okay. The line was going to move. So, hop on Texas now. I. Has there been? Okay. The line was going to move, so hop on Texas now. I'm going to look this up. The line's going to move by three. You think? Yeah.

When's the last time there was just an absolute blowout? It was, I mean, it wasn't that long ago. It was probably the Charlie Strong era, I would think. Okay. Probably fair. He didn't beat OU once. Come on.

Ten points. Also, it's going to be a close game. Another line that seems interesting, Bama's only minus 17 and a half

at A&M. I feel like that's like a... A&M sucks. No, A&M is not bad. They look terrible. Calamon is trash.

A&M is not bad. I think they look terribleamon is trash. A&M is not bad. I think they look terrible. I think they're very bad. I don't think they're bad, but they are not a competitive SEC team. Plus, if it's in College Station, that's a tough place to play. Dylan, you might be surprised to learn that the last blowout in Texas OU was 2012, OU 63, Texas 21. That was probably near the end of the Mack Brown era.

He had about three or four of those 60-something to teens. Prior year was 55-17. The year before that, 28-20. Either Mack Brown won or he lost by 40 to OU. The thing about this game that I've always thought is just cool is that if you throw the record

books out, it doesn't matter. It's records out. If you throw the record books out. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. It's going to be a close game. I think OU probably does win. I'll go ahead and admit it. The injuries have just been way too tough on Texas. Dude, classic reverse jinx.

I love what you're doing right now. Yeah, I like that too. Wink, wink. I'm wondering, did you really have a tweet maybe like a month and a half ago? No. Maybe just your overall outlook on the Big 12, Texas, OU, and Jalen Hurts? The thing I will say about OU and Jalen Hurts is they have not played a single decent defense yet. They've all been just completely dog shit.

You're poo-pooing Les Miles' defense at Kansas? Yeah. I mean, look at Kansas? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, look at the defense they play. They've all been really, really bad. OU's a great team. Jalen Hurts. He's a front runner right now.

He's a very good game manager. Very good one. He's not a game manager. That's so insulting. He's a system quarterback. What system? Okay. We'll see what happens.

Dylan's having fun. We'll see what happens. I like to have fun with Dylan. Oh, Dave, thanks, man. Hey, I have a question. What's up, bitch? Brett, do you have any breaking news for us on this podcast? Well, as a matter of fact, I do.

I'm glad you asked. A little chooser adventure here. We can go NHL, crypto, or Dallas cuisine. Ooh. I think if you want my power rankings, I think we go Dallas cuisine, crypto, NHL. That's actually my rankings too. Dylan's always saying when he's going up north,

he's looking for Dallas cuisine. I don't know what that means. Man, that's interesting. Well, I'm glad you asked, Dave. Eater Dallas has just, and I mean just released. What is that? That's just a letter. Eater colon Dallas, excuse me.

Where to eat the best sizzling. What's happening? What? That's tough, sorry. Eater's a blog. It's a website for most most major cities they uh i think they it feels like they get paid in order to pump certain restaurants because oh they definitely got paid based on they're on there all the time well payola uh yeah there's a pay-to-play going on for sure uh but anyway eater.dallas.com slash uh maps has just released

where to eat the best sizzling smoky fajita platters in Dallas. They tip their hat to this pod. Nope. This is what they say. They said number one is Taqueria Los Angeles in Plano, Texas. How is that surviving in Plano, Texas? No one's driving. Well, Plano is stacked.

It's suburb of all suburbs. No, but like, I mean, I feel like people that live in, like, a suburb would not like a place named after, like, L.A. in Texas. In a strip mall. It is a Dallas suburb. Okay. Dallas is the most L.A.-like town in Texas. I feel like Austin's

very L.A. now. It is now. You might be right. I've never even been to L.A. I should just shut the fuck up. You've never hopped off the plane at L.A.X. You might be right. I've never even been to LA. I should just shut the fuck up. You've never hopped off the planet LAX with a dream and a cardigan? Dylan might do that soon. Yeah. He's a cardigan boy now.

I am. Shouts to Untuckit. Preemptive new sponsor. Upcoming sponsor. Yeah. Added value alert. Number two is Lalo's Fine

Mexican Cuisine number three Don Pepe's number four Lupe Tortilla I love that name in Addison Texas this list sucks

number five Gabriella's Lupe Tortilla does have good fajitas but Lupe Tortilla has phenomenal fajitas it's like a chain is it a chain

yeah but they're good they are really good they're just really expensive yeah it's a nice place to go have a $24 lunch dude I feel like i spent more than that last time i went dylan and i went one time number five gabriella and sofia's text max i feel like i've heard of gabriella's davis you're mad right number six you're big man mariano's hacienda number seven mia's text max shot dude Shout, dude, Mia's.

I believe it's on Lemon Avenue. Very good. It is. If we have any Dallas touchers out there, of which I think there are many, I would like to know their takes on the best. Because I've never actually had good fajitas in Dallas. But I don't eat fajita a lot in Dallas.

I don't go to Dallas very often. Number eight, Avila's. I've only been to Mito for lunch. Avila's. Okay. Number nine, Pepe's and Mito's. Number 10, Beto and Son. I wonder if that's...

That's when Dylan walks in the room. I'm sorry. Dan just raw you Dylan right out. I'm sorry. Dylan's not even reacting anymore. He's just numb to it. I'm numb to it at this point. I'm trying to bring him back into the pod.

He's powering down. He's finished his... No, I'm fine. I'm good. I'm listening to this. Listen, I have no interest in. Was Poncho's not on there? No Poncho, but number 11 is El Ranchito on Jefferson Boulevard.

Oh, the little ranch. Mm-hmm. If you had Eto'o. Don't look at me. Dylan just looked at me. He said that. He's allowed to look at you. We're having a conversation.

We're in the pod together. No, but you gave me a cocky look. Like you had just done something very, very overwhelming. I don't think so. So that's your top 11 fajita restaurants in Dallas. Number two, crypto. I should have prefaced this. This is crypto zoology.

Oh, hell yeah. According to the Charlotte Observer, ghostly image captured along Lake James reignites Bigfoot fever in North Carolina. Should we say this for spooky season? It's a ghostly image, but it's a Bigfoot story? Correct. Who wrote this headline?

Mark Price. Okay. Mark Price? Yeah, here's the photo. Speaking of wet bounce passes. Oh, shocking. The next Bigfoot photo is extremely grainy. Extremely grainy and captured by a night vision camera from, what's his name?

John Bruner, member of Bigfoot 911 Facebook group. It's crazy. They just can't get a good picture of this thing. Wait, so this guy's already in a Bigfoot Facebook group? It's weird how the image quality hasn't improved considering we are all carrying around HD cameras in our pockets at all times. It was a night vision game camera. Why can't they get a good picture of these things, man? Well, they're...

The animal that I think was Bigfoot had died probably hundreds of thousands of years ago. We have a game camera at the ranch, and it works at night, and it actually picks up pretty clear images. I was going to say, how did these things not have... Very clear images.

Did you... I'm sure you've gotten a bobcat on there. Have you ever gotten a bobcat? I don't know if we've gotten a... We've seen bobcats at our ranch. I don't know if the game cameras caught them. But it catches plenty of hogs, I'll tell you that. You know, they're a real problem.

Yeah, one time I caught like 30 to 50 of them on there. Yeah, luckily you had your Tommy gun. Yeah. Because your son was right there. He just had to go out there and just start spraying. Yeah, back off, say. Number three, as Dylan can attest to, the Sabres are on fire, guys. I don't know if you saw the 2-0 start for the boys.

Big start for the Sabres. They can't lose. I want to take back everything I said so far about the Sabres preseason. Are we talking championship? I wouldn't say plan the parade just yet, but there's an issue in Buffalo whether they go down one street or the other because both are kind of downtown. So for the parade, there's going to be an issue there.

If they meet my Golden Knights in the cup, we're going. We'll go. All right, sick. Let's go, Doug. Let's do it. We got two 2-0 teams right now in this sit-in and through. Dave, how are the Knights doing? Hard to say, but the problem with the Sabres...

There's no way to look that up, Dylan. The problem with the Sabres thing is they're... Like, Will can attest to this. When you, like on FIFA, when you do full-out attack, you just crank it up right away. You've got to create opportunities and create turnovers. But it's not sustainable over an 82-game season. It's like, Dylan, am I right with the four checks they run in the NHL?

Dude, I'm telling you, it's crazy these days. They'll figure you out. The Golden Knights are also 2-0. Man, I wonder if the Stars are 0-3. Sorry, Dave. They had a good lead in the first period yesterday. Outscoring their opponents 9-2 thus far. It's early.

The Sabres are outscoring their opponents 10-2. I don't care. Actually, 10-3. I see it in the playoffs, man. With Ralph Kruger, the head coach of the Sabres, he had the Team Europe in the World Championships a couple years ago. You play like 10 games in the tournament, and they came in second, which is kind of a surprise.

But you can't do it over an 82-game season, I don't think. You just can't pressure the puck every time. Dylan, two one-two four checks all game long. Dylan's more of a dump and chase, man. That's what they do. And then they just put two guys on the puck and the third guy hovers. It's fucking nuts, man. I've been watching it.

It's crazy. I thought you said that he was more of a chase and dump guy. Okay. I'm trying to think. Okay. Anyway, the Sabres have the Columbus Blue Jackets in Columbus tonight. Pretty excited for it. Chasing dump.

Dylan's game plan. I don't think it is, man. All right. Well, this has been fun, guys. Has it? It's game plan. I don't think it is, man. All right. Well, this has been fun, guys. Has it? It's been okay. This went long. We're an hour and a half almost.

Yeah, we're... What are we doing? Mondays, man. They're fun. This had a lot more energy than I thought it would. Hey, Dylan, thanks for your drill as well. I used on Friday to put together like 45 pieces. I'm just...

Everyone's like... I'm just the greatest friend for everybody. It was with it with his dog i meant to buy you a bottle of mezcal for that and i just forgot and now it's been so long that like i kind of don't have that niceness factor to me i don't think that deserved a bottle of mezcal i think it did i was like having mental breakdown dylan you saved me i'm your boy dog you know you're my boy we're boys we're boys too brett thanks dude hooked up that drill dog yeah it's my car if you want you gonna hook me up with something? Whenever you ask, man.

He lets you borrow his son once in a while. It's nice. I'm always here for you, Dan. I'm always here for you. Give me your hand. I don't think we need to hold hands. Okay. I'm always here for you.

Okay. Tight. I won't help you move or anything like that. Okay. That's fine. I may have you go let Randy out one day or something. I did that for Barrett one time recently. Helped him move?

Without grace? If you help a friend move, you're like the greatest friend of all time. If you ask your friend to help, you're the worst friend of all time. Yeah. Yeah. I can't imagine accepting help. Dude, someone on Nextdoor was asking. It was kind of sad because like i have to move immediately

i need help moving out zoom i have trucks will come help me yeah anyone speak up uh not i i don't have a truck otherwise i would have luckily for you it's truck month it's always truck month should we get out of here yeah yeah all right guys we'll see you tomorrow for spooky season over on Patreon. Bye. Fade me out.