Circling Back - Daylight Savings, the Open Championship, & Cellphone Thumbs | Circling Back 7-15-26

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

Dave swung by the Twisted Cork last night, a Daylight Savings bill has passed the House, the Open Championship starts tomorrow and Bryson is already taking strays, Dillon has cellphone thumbs, and the All-star Game had a nice tribute. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (14:15) Checking in on the Twisted Cork • (27:15) Daylight Savings bill passes the House • (41:10) Open Championship & Bryson • (56:50) Dillon has cellphone thumbs • (1:01:30) All-Star Game Sandlot Tribute Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Earlybird: Get 20% OFF your order with code WASHED at https://earlybirdcbd.com/ - Lucy: Go to ⁠https://lucy.co/steam⁠ and use promo code (STEAM) to get 20% off your first order. - Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at ⁠https://fitbod.me/steam - Rocket Money: Join at https://rocketmoney.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back Wednesday morning, circling back podcast. Welcome to the show. Well, PSA, it's wet out there, Central Texas. Turn around, don't drown. Watch out. Producing the show today, Randall Trembacki. Hi, Dave.

Ready to have a real shitty podcast today. I wasn't going to bring it up. Man, just the vibes are so off. I don't want to talk about it. it didn't laugh you know i i don't talk about it i thought three weeks and then you'd forget about it it's about eight days it's pretty impressive dude stop it's just a lot it was a one lapse in we haven't done it for any of the patrons so laps and awareness just all none of the patrons shut the fuck up dude for the folks who don't know but shut the fuck up he bought a pootoo speaker

and you last seven days shut the fuck this is going to change everything man i forgot to turn it man and now the vibes are just like on the floor we gotta we gotta do all the we are i think we i mean i think we knew we weren't gonna bring it up and then you brought it up and i was like oh no he noticed i was gonna hit you all was like some uh like some early drake or something you know oh what sounds like we dodged a bullet now i'm joking i'm joking he's a really good artist who's got the respect of his peers and just like randall trombacky who has my respect, my utmost respect. Oh, thank you.

Maybe we could have played like a scatman. All right. I'm the scatman. Hey, I made that playlist available, I think, to y'all. Hang on to say. You made something available to me in Slack. It was Scat. German Scat.

What song is this? This is a movie. I don't send Dave porn via Slack, the work Slack, the works slack channel i don't do that brandy that's a cool t-shirt thank you a little easy shot us a little easy that's a cool tea i still haven't been to that spot but i haven't either man i like it it's got good frosons that's enough that's enough for me no bite over forty dollars have you had the um the boozy um milkshakes at uptown sports bar no but it's funny uh megan and i are going to try to collect all the like plastic cups around uh around town dinada's one little easy and uptown

sports club are all one it's a cool place by the way it's very it's very viby inside the food's decent and they have yeah they have uh boozy milkshakes i i went there with uh jared and dan and our waitress was just flame and jared the whole time it was great love that for him did he try to order a frose and she said nah not bringing you a fraser Jose. No, I think I was late and he was like trying to get her to like be shitty to me because I was like five minutes late and instead of backfired on him and she was just shitty to him the whole time. It was great. Eight there while back when it first opened up. Don't remember. Remember the place being cool inside like a nice little vibey place. Don't remember the meal.

So I would go back though. I would go back. It's a cool location right off East 6th. Yeah. But yeah, I got into the situation that made peanut cloutis for the pool. I'm like, well, I can't bring glass down to the pool. What am I need? So I need to go get some plastic cups. It'd be nice to collect the ones around town. There's a lot of good ones. Wow, are you just, are you just microplastic maxing?

Yes, yes, sir. Dylan Schivry. I did some shit last night that you guys were going to hate, but I'm going to share it with you anyway. Ooh, did you fall asleep during a movie? No. It was Turkey Burger Night. in austin texas che uh chee chee makes a great turkey burger what's her secret um uh white uh white cheddar i don't know it's they're just good anyway that's not the

point okay a point is in lieu of a bun no not a lettuce wrap we decided to get out the waffle iron you're already making faces that's the point of the segment okay just go got out the waffle iron and we were we made sweet potato buns all right you bake a sweet potato and you you dig out the guts mix it with a couple eggs we messed up though because we put it in the waffle iron it was still hot from the oven then we have to let it cool first so i started to document i was going to do a whole a whole post about it so you guys could just you know drill me today over it that probably isn't going to happen uh because we put it in hot it it didn't come out right it was like real soft and kind of stuck to the waffle iron so we got we're gonna we still we still ate it but it didn't

look i supposed to let it cool so like the cool gets on there and like has like a searing hardening effect i think so yeah i think so but that step was not included in what anyway we learned all right so we're gonna we're gonna run it back at some point and uh you guys can judge at that point it was still really good. We're still waiting for the pancake video? What was it? Dude, I made a pancake video. Y'all just don't want to post it for some reason. Why do we have to post it? You said that

you're going to do a voiceover. Send it to me. I'll do a voiceover. I literally put it in the slack. All right. All right. Fuck it. Slack only keep stuff for like a month. I'll send it to you, dumbass. Slack, do we have to pay more monies to get Slack to hold on to stuff? Because I tried to find something

the other day and I was like, oh, it only goes back like a month or two of those. Was it one of those? I was the links that's a deal inside? pornographic links I sent you. No, it wasn't a pornographic link. I did bring, however, leftover burger stuff. Burger bowl is what I have today in the office,

so you can watch me eat that later. That's awesome, dude. You can eat that while we meet with our friend. Yeah, that'll be fun. What am I going to do for everybody? I'm going to be hungry boy. Hungry. Okay.

That's interesting. I'd like to see what that looks like. I don't hate it. I'm a big sweet potato fan. I like sweet potato. He doesn't hate it. I'll take that as a win. I'd hesitate to call it a burger.

What would you call it? It's a burger. A ground turkey round? A turkey. I don't know. I don't know what you'd call it. But turkey, you got to be careful. Those turkey patties, they're so lean.

They cook quick. Yeah. They cook quick. Yeah, facts. Yesterday we did exactly five minutes. I think it was a well-received show. I think people really enjoyed it. Thank you to everybody who submitted a prompt.

And thank you to Randall, who posted something on the story today, seeking theme week prompts because the final Tuesday on Patreon of every month, the final Tuesday of every month on Patreon put differently, is a theme. Last month we did Roommate Week. And this month, It's going to shock you. Actually, we haven't decided.

Maybe we'll do that on the show tomorrow. How about that? I saw Timo submitted one, Randy. Let me see if I, let me get the Tmos. They're good. What about Jim Week? Who's he? Just have Jim on?

G-Y-M. Like, short for gymnasium. Okay, what would that look like? Just funny stories from the gym? Dude. Gym observations are fun. You have a gym story once a month in here. Hey, you want to see my,

I'm not doing those anymore. You want to see my gym impression? Jim Halpert. I just throwing it out there. I think it has... Gym week might be... It might be good. I want something where we get the ladies to participate.

We don't get enough female participation on theme week. Those two a ladies... I'm not trying to put them on blast. I'm not. It's to a lady's week. And I think a lot of that has to do with the prompts. But I want to, you know, ladies have gym stories too. Today, fun fact.

Actually, I will tell a little Jim story. I was walking out of the locker room today, my backpack on, fully clothed. And two of the guys who were sauna regulars, I didn't sauna today, but I saw, I know they did. And they're guys I say what's up to, but we don't really talk. I saw them convening right outside the shower being like, dude, I almost, I heard, I heard, as I'm walking away like, man, I don't know what that was. I almost said something. And I wanted to stop and go back, like, dude, what happened in there? I want to know.

But I didn't. So something happened in the sauna. Somebody was doing something in the sauna, making a noise, maybe taking a phone call. I don't know, FaceTime and weird behavior. And now it's killing me that I don't know. Does Lifetime need to put out just a sauna etiquette memo?

No. Because it's pointless. They put the signs up. They've sent emails. They have no means to enforce it. So it's like, no, I mean, yes, they do, but it doesn't mean anything. It's not enforceable.

Nobody, they're going to have, they're going to have like a high school kid walk over and, like, open the sauna door and be like, hey, by the time it gets reported, the person's long gone in the shower, it's just, but yeah, there needs to be like, you should have to get a permit before you become a sauna regular. That's my big, that's big government, Dave. You need to sit through a. That's red tape, Dave. Sit through a class, behavioral class. Yeah, it's just like, take your shoes off, sit there. don't take a phone call. Don't sweat on the rocks.

Don't toot. Don't sweat on the rocks. That's that. What Timo had to say? I don't know. I didn't. I couldn't find Timos, but I do like this one from a chat.

First date. I don't know if we've done, have we done date week? We've done dating app week, but have we done just like dating dating week? Like bad dates. That could be a fun one.

Yeah. Yeah. Mark it down. for this week or just has an idea. No, I mean like it'll be considered for this week for next month. We'll announce tomorrow for sure now that we have all these coming in. But if you're if you're listening right now, we'll probably,

we'll make a decision tomorrow morning. So please submit on the Instagram story that I posted at circling back pod. Erlvan has no clue who Timo is. No clue. Our baby backer, Erlvan. Erlvin, uh,

Timo was one of our first interns with a cool Adam. He was my, He did the original Cribs video. My two first video interns. He was just aura farming every day in the office. I mean, he was, I'm going to be, I mean this in the nicest way. He was overqualified to work for our company at that point. He was a very high level video person.

And looking back, we probably didn't utilize him as much as we should have or could have. But he's great. He's like a, he's like a video. savant in a way like an expert big audio guy big audio guy he's a more of an audio boom operator guy but he's always on some type of shoot somewhere traveling

listens to a Mongolian throat singing throat music yeah throozyk if you will so shout out to him he also filmed some footage for us at one of our Austin meetups where Dave my disciplined him

and unnecessarily. I didn't disappoint him. He warned him in an aggressive manner not to drink. I was joking. Come on, man. You know Timo can't. Timo, one beer, Timo's dawn. Shout out to Timo.

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How do I write out? I don't know anything. I'm not a personal trainer. Well, FitBah's got your back. It keeps you locked in by making every session a new challenge. It takes the mental load away from planning the right exercises at the right intensity so you can stay focused on your games. And if you go travel, if you hit the hotel gym or your parents garage or heck, even you have nothing, just a hotel room and no weights.

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familiar with it, go watch a video. Make sure you're doing it right. This summer, push your progress and see what you're really capable of. Join FitBod today. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free for seven days at FitBod.me slash Steam. That's F-I-T-B-O-D-M-E-S-E-S-E-S-E. I took a little field trip last night. It was a male friendship night. I went and watched Interstellar at the Bob Bullock, the Bobby Bullock Museum, the IMAX. I think it's one of the better IMAXs in town. Interstellar, film I've seen many times. Never seen it in theaters, never seen it on IMAX, certainly. Before the movie, we got there, Randy, you got to get there early, as we learned at Top Gun 2. Otherwise, you might be sitting second row. Noah signed seats.

No assigned seats. I was there at six. And we sat down and, uh, Had some time to kill. Talked a little bit. Friend of the show and Randy, a wedding you attended recently, Nick. Yes. He sat down and we started talking about our friend of the show, Sauce. What were you saying? He's the Blaine look alike.

He is the Blaine look alike. Sauce is going to see the Odyssey at the mall this week on Friday. I made the point that, hey, if you get there a little bit, early pop into the cork. Twisted cork, yeah. Check it out. Go get you a beer. And these guys kind of expose himself as non-listeners. They were like, what's the twisted court?

And I was like, you guys didn't listen to a bit madness? So I told them there's a bar in the middle of the mall. They didn't believe it. They looked it up. And then Nick pulls open his phone, gets Yelp going. And he's like, let's see the reviews on this place. Now, I know we've looked at these reviews. Okay. But there's some new ones. And there's one, I don't. don't recall if we ever gave credit where credit is due. Let me just read like a new one.

This one's four stars from an elite reviewer named Herbert, July 5th, 2026. Okay. Stop by the twisted cork while at the mall. I enjoyed the electric eel IPA. Okay. That's electric jellyfish. He got his marine life. What a twisted. Idiot. Nice vibe with the music while watching. the World Cup. The staff were friendly with great service. He posted a picture of his electric eel IPA. Again, it's a jellyfish. Electric jellyfish. Nice

review. From Amy S. February of this year. For your beer, wine, and champagne needs. Not a lot of seating during peak times. Again, it's a bar at the mall. It's like a kiosk bar. TVs to look at really nice environment. Service is

always helpful. I go to the mall just to visit this bar. Come on. Five stars. Come on. It's funny. I looked up electric eel IPA just to see if we were maybe wrong in AI overview. It sounds like you might be thinking of electric jellyfish, the Wiley Pilot flagship, the ICAPAPA. Crawford.

Crawford T. Showed up to meet my buddy Dave. He ditched me to go to Mattel Ranchos instead. Understandable, ended up bonding with the Irish bartender instead, but not only served wisdom them with every pint, but also became my spiritual guide for the night. After pint 10, he literally drove me home. Five of five would get abandoned again. Five stars. Something tells me that's not a real one. Is there more? Did you get a drink there? You just swing by to see what was up. I did not go to the, no, we didn't go to the cork. We weren't at the mall. But James is going to

the mall is Friday. That's how it came up. I was like, y'all, you should go by the twisted cork. And I was kind of serious. And they're like, well, what about the cheesecake factory? Because there is a cheesecake factory, Randy, as you are aware, I'm doing. But no, they were looking into this place. And I think they were surprised. And the reviews are all really good. And we've probably done this.

There's one, one star. And it just says, it's from Travis. He's from San Francisco. Coastal elitist, clearly. I went to the bar to have a few beers yesterday after I bought my new iPhone. The two bartenders stole my wallet. proceeded to have security kick me out before I could notice. They then went on a shopping spree with my credit card around the mall,

I'll be involving the police, hope it was worth it. I just don't know. I doubt it went down like that. Come on. It sounds like he went a little too hard and lost his wallet. And someone else. I feel like the bartenders aren't going to steal your wallet. And then use it on a shopping spree and the very mall that they stole it from.

Yeah, that's bad. That's bad thieving. Yeah. So that's just a little check-in. with the twisted cork. We haven't forgot. We know about the, we know about the cork. It's still there, still thriving. It's been there for a while. It must make a little bit of money, I guess, not a ton of overhead. I do think about every single time I'm at the mall, just stopping in for a drink, just for the vibes. It's a key off bar. I mean, that's, that's sick. Maybe I'll do

review. Maybe I'll go to the twisted cork, because I think they might have a frozen there. And maybe I'll do a frozen review. They do, actually. They've got a frozen sangria blast. They have a peach sangria, tropical, and a pineapple. They have frosay. They got wine slushes. Randy. Do I need to just go around town and do frozen reviews?

You should do gimmick drink reviews or just frozen reviews would probably do better, but I would get more joy out of you just drinking gimmick drinks. You know what? You know what something that Chelsea says it annoys me? What? Let's hear it. I'm sure she's not listening right. now she calls frozen drinks blended's like oh my god i want to get a blended margarita like just

call it a frozen margarita they don't actually they're not back there with an actual blender they have a big frozen machine they use he says it's a california thing i don't know if that's true take that coastal elitist terminology and like she either like she isn't elitist either drop it or move back not to not to uh talk too much about yesterday exactly five minutes i already i already chose East Coast. I'm doubling down on East Coast after I heard that. What the hell, Dylan? Yeah, what is she doing? West Coast? Oh, all right. I'm going to save it because I'm going to read Silas B from Crenshaw, L.A. Shout out Crenshaw. Five stars. This is from 2021. Post Cove. Or is just like heat of Cove. This might be heat cove. This is such a chill place

to kick it. Super respectful employees. I fuck with them. I love how they really remember my order every time I show up. He's a regular? I mean, if you're there with the wife and she's doing, she's shopping, you know, bouncing around looking for shit and you're just not interested, that's a good place to go kill an hour. That's part what they had in mind when they, you know, an hour at the cork, though, it's like time dilation.

An hour at the cork is like two hours in the actual mall mall. Okay. It's the exact reason why there's like little bars with a TV at Six Flags. It's just for the dad's just like, all right, the kid's going to ride roller coaster. I'm going to just post up here. Yeah. Or the gentleman's club next to one of the golf courses we used to play high school tournaments at. And our coach would just like, we'd never see our coach on the course.

And we're like, oh, he went, he went in eight. Oh, yeah, where'd you go, bud? That was one of the submissions for theme week. Someone said, Coach's Week. There should be good coach stories. I was thinking about him recently. I don't want to put him on blast. He was a good golf coach for like the marquee players, but he didn't give a damn about

anybody else anyway sounds like i've totally worked that out definitely don't need to talk to a therapist about it no yeah um which brings me to my next sponsor no i'm joking uh yeah we got it's it's it's honestly a big miss on this in this company's history that we haven't done a cork thing we need to go belly up it's been an hour there two hours somebody wanted to do their little birthday dinner the cheesecake factory or whatever it was randy yeah we did could have gone to the court Why do we go to cork? Liquid dinner. Was it the time of day when the mall's closed, though?

Well, the folks got to stay open. I think that we might not have been talking about the cork yet. Dude, what if the cork stays open to, like, 2 a.m? Like, it's a 6th street bar. And, like, it's the only thing in the mall that's out of it. You can't have drunks walking around an empty mall at 2 a.m. No, that's trouble. You have somebody trying to break into Gatsukes.

Just turned into a scene, like, after 10 p.m. With the rest of the mall closed down. They turn the blue. They see, they have a Bluetooth speaker and they turn it all. Yeah. They actually use it. They're out there just freak dancing. The Cheesecake Factory dinner might have been pre us discovering twisted cork.

I think about it. No. It feels like it wasn't. I don't think so. But I'm open to being wrong. There's no way to know. We were also wearing like sport coats. Didn't we like dress up for that?

Because wasn't it, was it your anniversary? What was it? It was my anniversary, yeah, my work anniversary. Which would have been like, I think it would have been like, two years ago that we did it. And the cork, I think we started talking about within the past year or the past year and a half because the Irish bartender was part of this year's badness. Is that really two years ago?

Because we didn't do one this past year for my anniversary. I guess you're right. We're closing down to go under the cheesecake factory. They might be open. They stayed open a little later. But you can't stay here, boy. You got a family at home. You got a wife, she loves you.

sleep on the couch with a lola blanket don't crawl in the bed with her you smell you smell like piss again Dylan pissing cigarettes it's weird how good you are at that accent in jersey mics you've been eating jersey mics again don't bring it to my bar you gotta call me boy

you've been eating jersey mics boy you got that mic's way didn't you you smell like vinegar damn I might get Jersey mics for launch that people next door got like a 10 like a weirdly early 1045 jersey mic's delivery. What's that shit about? I guess maybe they, I don't know.

My lunch back in the day was 11 at 12. I had the early one. And man, if you ate lunch at 11.30, like you were hungry at 2. Especially like as like a 23, 24 year old. I was like, well, I'll have to go get a second lunch. What's this about? That's ridiculous. Crazy.

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I got a, I got a Bev. They have the, not the Pepsi products, not the Coke products, like the main, you know, the main root beer stuff and all that. Yeah. I did a little bit of that. And I did it, I did like half a tincture. That's what Tidell does too. And I got to tell you, the drops, their head.

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Here we go again. So a pass in the house. Passed in the house. So the, of course. this bill is to make daylight savings permanent. Which is what we're currently in. Yeah. That will be year round instead of switching to the other way.

That's right. Which this happened, I feel like back earlier too. Like, but didn't this happen like 2019 where they like passed in the house or something like that? And then just completely. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. But passed yesterday.

Of course, we all know. how the bills work. I'm just a bill, just an ordinary bill. I'm just a bill. President's desk. And they won't sign me. Sitting here on Capitol Hill.

What are your thoughts? We need to get Jim and Bill on. Jim and Bill. Jim Halpert. Jim week and Bill week. Okay. It's the Sunshine Protection Act. What are your thoughts?

I am in favor of it. I think most people are. I think I'm rocking with it, but I'm feeling like there's going to be some buyers or wars from certain parts of the country. The big issue is like around wintertime way. See, that's what always people say that. It's too dark in the morning and the kids at the bus stop. And that seems to be like, that's like always like, what about the kids in the morning?

I grew up in the Midwest where we went to school at seven in the morning. So it didn't matter. It like never affected us whether it got early like sunlight early. We were still out there in the cold. So for Central Texas, that would mean sunrise around 8.30 a.m. in December, January. 8.30 is pretty late. It is late. I will be the dissenting opinion here.

I like it the way it is. You like switching back and forth? For a few different reasons, yeah. First of all, I love seasonal change. It makes me happy. I like it when the weather turns both ways, really. I like it when it gets from warm to cold, cold back to warm. That's fun for me.

I like rain. I like the changing of weather, the changing of season. I like the feel of fall and winter that time of year because I enjoy nighttime. To be fair, this isn't going to change the weather. I know that, but it'll change for me personally. It'll change, it changes the overall mood of the season. When it gets dark at 6.30, I happen to enjoy that. It also, for me, it makes days feel longer in a way because it'll be, it'll be 7 o'clock.

It'll feel like if it's, if the sun's been down for half an hour, it'll, I'm sorry, if it's 7 o'clock, it feels like it's 8 o'clock because it's been dark. Time dilation, relativity, things of that nature. So I'm like, oh, we have, it makes you feel like, oh, we have an extra hour in the day. Even though it's just like a mind trick of play myself, it's not actually true, but it feels that way to me. It feels like the days are longer. What if this is like if every day was Friday. I just enjoy, I enjoy nighttime as much as I do day.

So it's, I don't know. I, I like it. See, I'm in the mindset of I like longer sunshine days, especially like when I worked in Chicago, when I would have to, I worked from eight to four. And it sucked getting up in the morning and it was dark. and then you leave work at four o'clock, and it was dark. Like, I think more south, like the more sunshine you get because of how the world works best way I could have put that. But like, it sucks up north how early it gets.

Like it gets dark at four o'clock in the winter. This is big for for dads with young kids who want to, in the wintertime, go after, because you don't get to play with them as much during the school year, during, in the morning and stuff. So, um, you can go outside later. Go to baseball around. Do all that stuff.

Yeah. Um, so that's cool. Um, I wonder how it'll affect people with like, um, seasonal, you know, all this, all the stuff because you're going to be getting in theory, you're going to be getting, most people are going to get less sunlight in the morning. Right. Mm-hmm. Um,

in the wintertime and how that affects your circadian rhythm and maybe your vitamin D intake all the stuff that you need that you don't get in the wintertime like you're really not going to get it

I guess you might get it later on in the day if you go out after work I don't know man I'll be fine I'll figure it out I'll find a way do you know why daylight savings time was originally implemented as farmers I don't know

generic according to AI overview Daylight Savings Time was originally implemented to conserve fuel and energy during World War I. By shifting clocks forward an hour in the spring, governments aimed to align waking hours with natural sunlight, reducing the need for artificial lighting, and saving resources for the war effort. Did not know that. While saving energy was the historical catalyst, modern reasons for continuing the practice largely revolve around leisure and commerce. Is that to say that the way we have it now Was the original way that we did it all the time

I'm sorry I'm sorry not now in the fall winter Like it was like that year round Am I to believe that That's what this is saying I mean AI has changed everything Okay Yeah Yeah that's true

Interesting This is gonna be similar to it like God if I if I ended up like trying to inhabit a planet near gargantua. And like, you know, just like the gravitational pull from that black hole, like, the way it's just heavy in it. The way like- Big-ass planet, dude. It's crazy.

And like daylight savings time, like, maybe it doesn't get dark. I don't know those waves, dog. Did you know like the music, like every single time there's a beat that's like actually a day passing on Earth? Did you know that? That's crazy. You know that's saying. Is that true?

I didn't know. Why was the water so shallow on that planet? You got these waves that are like a mile high, but it's like they're walking out there in the water. That's the way it would be. That's like when before the big waves come in, it's why like if you're on the, if you're standing in like the ankle high in it, you start to notice the water recede. I know, but there was no beach around.

It was just like, look like they're in the middle of the ocean and it was like two feet deep. Well, it's actually a different planet. I'm just asking questions. Different galaxy, different rules. Can I not ask a question? Because all the water was in the air in the wave. Wait, what?

Sure. I mean, when the mass of the water was like shallow wave. I would have fucking body surf that wave. I would have boogie boarded that wave. Yeah, you would have brought a boogie board? Yeah. You would have danced? That movie is legit.

It's just a mind fuck, man. It's fun. Hey, now that you've seen that for another time, you need to go right into Hail Mary and compare the two. similar vibes different movies very both very good i'm gonna i'm gonna be real i'm gonna be just interstellar elitist i love interstellar great movie yeah probably probably with hell mary is a little just more it's more lighthearted and fun interstellar is not lighthearted in fact it's very emotional i think hail mary is like the perfect in between of the martian and interstellar he's coming out

Voices coming out. Vortex coming out. But I like daylight later in the day. I like both. That's why I like to change. I like both. Don't do, do to do do do do.

Was that Madden Kim? Daylight? What a reference from David Ruff. No, the daylight. I think I hate that song. I don't know. I don't know that.

I like Madden Kim. They also like that. a good period there in the early 2010s. It's on the list. Hey, night, night's more fun. The nighttime is the right time. The night time's fine. Well, I've always said that's when you do, you're freaked out.

That's when I, that's when the real meat comes out. That's when Dylan gets rocked up and just grind. I get freaky with it when the sun goes down. Dillon tries to grind one of the Bush twins at a frat party. I told you that in confidence, dude. It's not going to get you in trouble. That's what happens when you don't have the music playing. We get to hear about your Barbara books.

Can you tell? This is way before Che, Chey. Back when W. was the governor of Texas, I think that was then. No, actually, I think he was president at this point. But his daughters were at UT, right? Yeah. Jenna and Barbara, named after, of course, her grandmother.

Yeah, I saw Barbara Bush at a frat party at UT, and I was just like, kind of just, like, walked up to her. And I asked her to, because it was like a, people were freaking on the dance floor. I asked her if she wanted. I was like, okay, come on. And she just kind of ignored me. I was like, what do your parents do?

I didn't say that, but I, you know, she, it's not a really exciting story. We didn't do it. Which I, which I responded with,

my grind with the president's daughter. Is that, is that a song? My date with the president's daughter was an original, Disney Channel original movie. I was trying to freak on her, dog? Real question,

was there secret service at the party? Like, almost certainly. Yeah. Yeah. I told you, they used to live, my sister lived in an apartment complex with Jenna, not with Jenna, but they were in like the same like building at this complex. Oh yeah, I lived there. They've also lived there.

You know that one, some frat guy definitely tried to be like, no, the girls are good to come, but bro, who do you know here? Like, you can't come in. And there were. To a secret service agent? My sister said the secret service was just parked outside at all times. Pretty sick. Um, I just, I don't know what little dance move you did when you're on your roller skates, like probably like five years prior.

But I was, I tell I picture you. That's how I picture you. That's all the dance. You walk up, you know, like a little shoulder thing. Yeah. I was embarrassed. My embarrassed, get out of their move is to do a little shimmy and just dip. So I guess with daylight savings, I'll be happy if it stays the way it is where like

stays that this is the permanent daylight savings time never changes. That would make me happy. if nothing comes about this and we continue doing what we're doing, I would just be apathetic, that sucks. But if we went the other way where it was got darker earlier a year round, I'll be pretty upset.

Summertime, you need extended daylight in the summer. What if it's just, what if we just do away with like time? Well, yeah, it's changing everything, man. We might not even have to work. I think you've got to have time, Dave. Do you also hate that song? By Pink Floyd.

Which one? Time. Isn't that another song? There's money and then there's also time. Time. That's hooty and a blowfish. Oh, you're doing that song. That's a good hooty song.

I'm not going to sing it. Fucking sing it, dude. Why you follow me? It's really easy to convince you to do it. Not going to do it. Twist my cork. As he says that, he gets his air guitar out. it wasn't hard it's an air guitar it's air right no you need to tune it up hold on hold that it's not real

put it back yeah time is a lot more psychedelic of a song zip it back yeah put it in the case zip it up okay he's stowing it now okay you can you can get it back out whenever you want air guitars put away about to put lucy in y'all oh look i didn't do that this shows about this shows spot it's not about What it is about? This show is brought to you by Lucy. Just a whole about Lucy, though. This guy's got a Lucy in right now. I have an 8 milligram.

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contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical we got the open i'm gonna i'm gonna set my alarm i'm gonna get up a little bit early tomorrow i'm not doing like a four a m wake up but i'm gonna try to do like a five five five 30 a m compared to my typical first tea time is what i don't Local time. Real fucking early. It's fuck. Fucking A. Local here?

Yeah, I'm in here. Not local means there. Yeah, what time of year? I don't know because of AI and the daylight savings. Six hour difference? I think it's a six hour difference. I mean, it's truly hard to say. Yeah, but I can tell you this.

You can't look that up. Royal Burkdale. I want to jump on this early. I found with my major viewing, this happens predominantly in the U.S. Open and the Open. championship. I find if I don't get to do, if I don't lock in early, I feel like I'm playing ketchup. And everybody knows Brett's in on mustard right now. Dude, I was like, I don't want that to happen. Did you see what I did with my hot dog? What? Did you see what I do with my hot dog?

I sent you guys a picture. What did you do with your hot dog, man? I went mustard first. Can you believe it? Brett's on to something here. Somebody with no context of the show. It's like, Like, the fuck's his producer. What's he doing? Brett, we talked about that, I think, last week. We did. We did. That he was going mustard first on his hot dogs.

Is there, what's the best hot dog around here, like, right now? As far as, like, going out to a restaurant and getting one? Like, what if I wanted to just bring one here for lunch? Dude, Sonic down the way. Go get you a foot-long chili cheese dog. I want, like, a fucking grilled hot dog. I want a hot dog. Didn't you bring in a foot-long chili cheese dog in here one?

day. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Black Sheep Lodge. Black Sheep Lodge has a pretty long. Oh, that's right. It wasn't Sonic. I think Coco's is fine. I think they do too much with the bun. And here's the thing. I said one time on this podcast that like no one does a good Chicago dog outside of Chicago. And then Will was like, well, if people did, people would try. I was like, I can go get three different types of Chicago hot dogs within walking distance of this office. No one does it right. It's like the bagel situation from new york it's funny to think about um dylan getting a hot dog and just ripping off the half of the the other side of it so he's just got like bun here and then just hand straight up on the fucking no hot dog i would probably just tear away pieces of the bun as i as i work my way down

it that's fucking that's a word that's worse you just stop tearing off bread as you go what is wrong i do it dog god i'm not proud of it it's porn outside Let's just said our street's going to flood. It's a gusher. A flock of ducks loves to see Dylan coming with his lunch. Yeah, that's true. You're the dude at the beach feeding the seagulls. Who's calling me?

Get out of here. Fucking spam. Is that about the personal loan? They're processing. I don't know what Southwest Credit is. Yeah, it's a Jim from Loan Underwriters, Inc. And they're this close to getting your $70,000 loan ready. I just need you to answer.

to the phone and give him some social security number right right uh scotty scotty got it was looking at the pairings or the t times i guess they're doing threesomes scotty tyrell hatton and bryson why do they what why would they do that so tyrell's a hot head terrell's a hot head but like i don't i don't know i don't know if he's bad to play with no i doubt he is he's not he's not slow i don't think i don't think he's brison is the obviously the lot of the talk he's been getting just sir nick fowdo

was pointing out that he doesn't think Bryson has any strategy when he goes into these things and he's I don't think he's wrong dude speaking of Bryson look at the quote I added to the rundown from Brandel ah okay that's where it's pretty good he's right this is this is to chase Grant Horvett

brandle shambley on Bryson de Shambo it's almost like he went from chasing Scotty and Rory to chasing Grant Horvett. That is a perfect way to put it. It's so insulting. But yes, it is also extremely true. That's insulting, but like not out of line.

That is in the well in the realm of like, like, honestly, I don't know how he would answer if they're like, hey, would you rather end up with more followers than Grant? I assume Grant's the biggest YouTuber. He's pretty big, yeah. Or like end up with more majors than. Scotty like we're we're like seriously i don't know man that is that is such a great quote i hope somebody sends in that segment with uh us talking with will about the w ti and maybe light a little fire under him because there's guys like out there's guys out there playing golf that are just grinding

we're grinding our little dicks off to fucking win a hole with double bogey at delaware springs he is not a reliable guy 16 our rider cup team it's just a bunch of dix of ducs off to fucking dudes for and he's got that meanwhile he could go out and play delaware springs with a seven iron i called him unlikable on twitter while back he's got the bots behind the people who defend it or the bots wherever defending him we're just talking about how oh if this guy's so unlikable then how is his youtube so how is his youtube following so big i'm like dude that's not sell that is not selling this guy for me i'm sorry it's it's about youtube his his content is not good no i watched him play um he plays he does the can i break 60 or 50 or whatever um the youtube series uh what is it

60 whatever and he does he he played a muny he played prairie lakes a muny i grew up playing which is like nine minutes from my parents house and it was good content it's like oh this is cool shit to watch a pro also a pro who bombs a ball play you know i know every one of these holes i've had a shot everywhere he's hitting and then then he's like doing like content where it's like pull up his hit pull up uh bryson's instagram some of the stuff it's just not him dude it's like you're trying to do stuff that's not you he's trying to do a lot of and this is going to sound mean a lot of like personality based stuff and i just don't think he has the juice for no he doesn't have no actually um and it's a bummer

man i don't mind it he won the u.s open a couple years ago at pinehurst he gives me one reason to hate him. So for that reason, I'm all for it. But you, I, you want him in the mix, though. You do. That's what I'm saying. When he's in the mix, it's fun, for sure, because he's a big personality. He's polarizing. And we told him he was low-key getting thick in like 2018. And he's like, thank you, man, for noticing. He took it perfectly in stride. He was absolutely, he was, I'm not kidding. He was excited that somebody noticed that he had put on some muscle. Yeah. What are you looking for here? Play, play the Redwoods one. Those are the trees. Sorry. Just him looking at the Redwoods

I didn't know that there was a golf course With the Redwoods It's not that bad The 50, 40 yard dash right there in the far right I'm asking my Google health coach How fast it thinks I can run a 40 yard dash And then I'm gonna beat it Hey coach how fast you think I can run the 40 yard dash

Five seconds I got that All right I got three shots at this Let's go This Redwood golf course looks dope Where is this? California You don't want to be running across the middle when that dude's choppy.

I won two. No, you're kidding me. Coach, I am at a bit of a disadvantage. Okay. My soccer question rides. Nothing will make you appreciate, like, NFL players and their speed, like trying to run a 40 yourself. He shouldn't be upset with running a 5-1-2. He's a golfer, and he's like a thick-boy golfer.

A 5, a slightly over 5 is not bad for a guy who I assume doesn't doing a lot of sprinting. What is this? I don't know. Who gives a shit. That's the James Franco alien. Are you, this is legit like he's, No, this isn't real? That's the same alien that was outside frinkers.

Yeah. Either way. Why is he posted up? Why is he so zesty? Why is that alien? A zesty zyrt. This is so, he's such a boner, man. Oh man, my ball's in the sand trap.

Oh man, Bryson, you put on some, you put on some mass, you've been doing some hip engine. Bryson, I was watching you hit the balls over your house. that was such good content hit the balls over your house that was that wasn't bad got a little twangy there that wasn't that wasn't bad hitting the ball like the ball thing over his house

was like okay yeah but also like it's it's you kind of watch it and then you snap back in you're like oh yeah dude you used to be the best golfer in the world or one of them like wait wait whoa whoa whoa he wasn't happy Gilmore too though were you in happy Gilmore too no I wasn't really because they had a shit ton of came and you didn't get on the having on TV meatloaf.

That's true. Were you? Dylan was there ranking the best runbacks or something like that on TV once. I was also in a Disney classic movie. It was an adult family drama. The rookie? I don't even know what that shit's about. I was looking up national.

Today is actually it's a national hot dog day. So I was looking up deals in Austin to see if we can find some. Where are you going to go today, Dylan? I'm not going to eat hot dog today. I told you I brought a burger bowl and you dump. bitch. You're a pussy. It's national hot dog day. You're just a dumb dumb. This is literally your fourth of July. I don't use that word often. No, because you won't eat a hot dog. You're the new L. Glyz. That's been to establish. You just gave it up. He gave up being

L. Gliss. I never wanted it. I never wanted it. You're the Bryson of hot dogs. I don't even know what that means. You got Randy? Back me up on this. What does that mean? Hold on. Let me let me do the numbers here. Oh yeah, it does look like you're the bryson of hot dogs. It says so right here on my screen. God. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it barrel roll once. I'm so sick of this podcast. I would eat a hot dog, but I know it would lead to me in five more over the next 48 hours.

True. Once you pop, you can't stop. I've been trying to limit my processed meats. I had three breakfast tacos for lunch yesterday. Costco's got a really good hot dog right now. Not the hot, that one, but the one you can buy it. Actually, you know what? I'm never eating food from there.

I think Che is actually, I think she got it at H-EB. Never mind. Chee got a hot dog? She got a pack-up, like, an all. beef, like no, no added anything. Dave, are you telling me that you've never got a chicken bake or a double chocolate chocolate cookie? I never got a chicken bake.

Those are three big booms for me, Dylan. Boom, boom. This is what happens when you forget to play the song out of the speaker before the show. Yeah, this is on you, man. You big dummy. It's right here. Shut the fuck up. You just got to connect to it.

Shut the fuck up. Open Spotify. Right now? No. Yeah. Yeah, put on Big Justice and AJ's. We bring the boom. No, we're not going to do that there.

Can we listen to We Bring the Boom tomorrow before that episode? Hey, we just ain't going to do that. Hey, remember when you were going to do a remix and you're going to say, you're going to say, hey, what if we remixed? We bring the boom, but there's going to be Dylan brings the Poon, like, to the party. That's what you're saying you were going to do. Because you know what I'm always bringing Poon to the party. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, well, at this potluck here, it looks like I'm bringing the potato salad, and Dylan signed up for the Poon. Cabinet Carl. Do Cabinet Carl would fucking throw your shit out? He would just sweep, sweep all of them off. No, not my shit, dude. And then he would bring them back and the machine gun launched them off. Wait till he tries my sweet potato turkey burger.

I need you to make a good one. I'm curious what it looks like. Yeah, we will. We will. We'll try it again. I mean, like, this is something I would, you know, for the show, I would probably. probably mock it, but I would probably eat it. Yeah. It sounds good.

You know, there was a point in when he was describing this, when he said they brought the waffle iron out, I'm like, they made waffles for the buns. I'm like, there's no way Dylan's going to make regular waffles for buns. No, no, no, no. I will do it. I promise you this is going to get done. We got to, we learned the first time it was an experimental endeavor. And now we know, be on the lookout.

Yeah, for sure. Man, fuck you. You're more concerned about passing fucking celebrity chef, whatever, than doing podcasts. I don't know. Thank you. That was good, Dave. What is that? That's me throwing tomatoes at you.

Again, not what a tomato hitting me would sound like. Yeah. There's got to be a thud. Dush. Dush. I don't know what it sounds like. It's got to be thud, squish, almost. concurrently.

I don't think it needs to be realistic, though. I mean, I'm thinking Dylan's doing more of a cartoon tomato. Shut that on up. Okay. That you just getting smoke, dude. I'm sorry. It's been an awful podcast. No speaker in the morning.

Like, what are we doing? Well, whose fault is that? Yeah. No, it's nobody's everybody's fault. It's Dylan's fault. It's fucking pissing outside. Dude, it is pee-pee time outside. Man.

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circling. Let's close it down with, I don't know, hot dog thumbs or what is this? No. What is this? All right, here's the thing. Have you ever we talk about my thumbs hurting? I ask you, like, when you're in the gym and you're gripping like a, you know, barbell or whatever. Well, I don't do. My gym doesn't have anything less than a 40-pound dumbbell.

So the- My strength coach got rid of everything under 40-pound. You don't have a strength coach. All right, listen. I've been traded outside of town. My thumbs, my thumb, so the base of my thumb, like the muscle right here. has been extremely sore for like three or four months now. And it's happening in both.

You switch hitting? It's happening in both. I don't play baseball anymore. Probably tendonitis. So I'm like, what the hell's going on? It's supposed to be like, this is like from the gym, right? It's from the gym. Turns out, and Chelsea was the one who brought this to my attention,

I got cell phone thumb, dog. It's doing this. work on these thumbs in the same repetition over and over again. You need to start warming up your hands when you get up in the morning. Dude, every time, so Chelsea,

she goes to sleep like an hour before I do it every night. So the TV goes off. I'm like, all right, so I just get my phone out. Like an hour of scrolling before I go to bed. It's not healthy. I don't recommend it. Moving past that, though. Dude, I got fucking nasty cell phone thumb

and it's killing me. Like, it's like legit painful at, like, all times of the day. And so I'm trying to, like, hold my phone. like this now and do like the index finger scroll to like to like mix up my shit this is this is washed media has this happened anybody before i don't think i use my left hand that often with my this is a this is common oh i'm a i'm a double thumb scroller this is common amongst people is it yeah i didn't know about this i mean i know my pinky definitely is strained a little bit just from

having it and tucked underneath the thumb we talked about uh cell phone pinky a while back and it's Ever since that segment, I've tried not to do that. Like, hold your phone up with your pinky. Because it, like, strains it over time. Dude, I got to switch up my shit, man. All my fingers are sore. I looked it up. There's some stretches you can do.

So I might be just like, dude, it might be over for everybody. If you see me stretching my hands, that's what's going on. Yeah, it's over. Yeah. How weird is that? Not that weird. I mean, dude, this is your... This wasn't built into our deal.

I got the golfers elbow or whatever this is and actually it's got it's actually improving. But and like, I'm like, why do I have that? It's just like, well, I'm also like in my 40s now and this is when shit just pops up. My shoulder goes out kind of a little bit. After I do arms, it stinks right here. Something's something's going on there. So I need to go back to this because I think the chat here is, what do you mean you double thumb scroll?

Like I don't think I've ever seen this before. I just scroll like this. I just... You're going like... You're like walking your thumbs down the screen. Like when you text, do you use two thumbs? No, usually just do one. Really?

I think if I need to write something really long out... Dude, you know what? Now that I'm looking at it, this is my... This is how I do it. I'm like a pointer finger guy. Yeah, I think... I mean, thumbs involved... That's recommended.

Thumbs involved, but not nearly as much as you just... You don't type with both thumbs? No. Not typically. Only if I need to write something really long. I've also been sometimes I'll do the I'll do the swipe the swipe texting and it works pretty well yeah I've experimented that it does work pretty well I don't know man I got to figure some shit out I'm washed this is terrible I'm still a young man you're gonna get at least two listeners reach out to you

that have had a similar issue and have either fixed it with like PT or just some stretches or like are now medicating it or something or like switched up the behavior i promise you because anytime i bring up like a nagging issue like this somebody has like a helpful thing to be like dude i would love that from that for years i would love it as someone give me some tips on this here's the problem dylan doesn't really use his thumbs when typing on a keyboard though because too he's he's just all good point you rest your thumbs so it doesn't make a lot of sense yeah dude they're they fucking hurt dog it's all i got on what if you become a talk to text guy yeah i do that sometimes i'm not in the office i don't want that don't be that guy

Hey, have you thought about not sucking them, your big baby? Sucking your thumbs, like a baby would. I do not suck my thumbs. Yeah, man, whole thing. That sucks. It does suck. Did you guys watch any of the All-Star game last night? No.

I haven't watched any baseball. I heard the White Sox are good. Should I be watching? I tracked. I tracked what the Lone Ranger, Jacob Lats, our lone All-Star, did. He was good. They did a tribute. the middle of the game i think it was like after the fourth inning or something like that

uh it was like a sandlot tribute and it was pretty cool they had they played this video of like uh kids like in the neighborhood biking around like getting their friends together to go hit the sandlot um and then those same kids were in the ballpark and they rode their bikes out on the field big firework display it's a little slice of americana dave it was it was pretty neat they have something new coming out the sandlot kids really Yeah. Are they the dads now or something? Or something, yeah.

They posted Patrick Renna, not Renna. What's the kids? The red-headed guy? Am? The fuck is Patrick Renna. I don't know that kid's name. It is Patrick Renna. Wow.

We saw him famously at Carve. Dude, nice pool. And he also did an app at it. This fan of bananas. Patrick Renna knew. What's that soccer movie he did when he was a kid? It was filmed in my middle school. I don't remember.

Wasn't ladybugs? I don't fucking know, dude. Okay, it's called Dugout Dads. Produced through his company, Hambino Media. Yeah, that's definitely not going to stink. Okay, okay, jerk. Just fucking let me give me a description. Okay.

Oh, okay. I think so you guys are going to like it. The show follows an idealistic dad coaching Little League, who realizes the most unruly people on the field of the parents and coaches. It features appearances from several. That's fact. several Sandlot cast members and Boy Meets World Actress

Danielle Fisiel A Topanga That change your tune now, Dylan? Yeah, no. Speaking of comedy sports Hey, hold on, hold on. Let me stretch my thumbs real quick. Go ahead, yeah, go up.

Oh, thumbs down for Dylan. Oh, what? Double thumbs down for Dylan. Good thing, he stretched both of them. Anyways, speaking of comedy, shows, are you guys going to be trying this, the hawk? It's called the, the hawk. Oh, the Wilfaro, Jimmy Taitro

thing? Yeah, the Will Ferro, Luke Wilson. I don't know, man. They did hot ones. We watched it yesterday for some reason Chelsea wanted to. I don't know. I don't know. It's probably going to stink too. It might stink. I feel like I should trust Will Ferrell, but I don't know. We'll see. It's a Netflix show, I think, right?

He was a guest commentator for the Home Run Derby two nights ago, and people were like, this guy's not What about why it's Berman? It's fucking Will Ferrell, though. Yeah. Let's see. There's a writing shitty.

We can't do much with it. I don't know. That's a problem with this pot already. He's gotten shitty. Yeah, exactly. We've been doing AI, everything. We leverage Clawed a little too much. I like Dillon's thumbs are fucked up.

That thumbs are fucked. Dylan, what if you lost your thumbs? They're not going to fall off, man. Young, dumb, and stupid thumbs. He's just got some strained thumbs, dog. That hurts, man. I'm actually, I'm interested. Really uncomfortable.

You're not going to be able to grip a bat quite the same. No, don't want. I'll be still, I'll still drop balls, dude. You're going to be playing all of your golf clubs. You're going to have the super thick grips. I'm wondering if Taitro has any writing on it, because I think he was a big part of- That might get me in. Yeah, because, I mean, I liked American vandal both seasons and, you know,

real bro's a semi-valley. So if he has actually some, if he's not just, not just an actor and actually has some involvement in what the show looks like. Yeah. Then maybe it could be good. I'm starting to get hangary. I'm starting to turn. Uh-oh.

Go get some hot dogs. We don't want to hangary day. No, you don't. I'm a real bitch and I'm hungry. All right. Let's get out of here then. Bye. Bye.