Circling Back - Dead Bears & Generational Pintmen

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

A critical look at the RFK "dead bear" story, a recap of the weekend that was, the dude in the Olympics who lost because of his body part, the 100-meter dash, a legendary "pintman" from Dublin, load jewelry, and a road biker screaming problem. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:30) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:20) RFK Bear Story (43:30) This Weekend in Olympic Moments (55:55) Friends of Lizards (58:55) Shouts to “Pintman” (64:00) Some Mother’s Day Ideas (68:00) What does Will do about the screaming road bikers every Saturday morning? Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. My name's Will. Davy boy, How we doing today? Was perusing bro Bible. Shout out Brandon. Not to name drugs. Shout out to Brandon, man. Did you guys see that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are rumored to be starring as Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel in a film about the infamous and famous Dylan Gawker lawsuit? Why is this important? Well, well it's not but I did want to point out something that it made me think about ready we put that photo I

sent you up this is um so I'm assuming this is not gonna be any kind of Hulk Hogan wrestling stuff this is just Hulk it trial post career old hope you know so this is what Ben Affleck is in yeah rumor to be playing and I just got to say no matter if he knocks out of the park or not, it's going to be really fucking funny. He's going to knock it out. It's going to be amazing. Oblivion.

The first moment a photo gets released of him doing, he's going to fully sell. He's going to go full Hulk mode. I mean, you have to. Is this going to be something that is released in theaters or is this more of like one of the like the OJ trial thing? Truly hard to say. And to be fair to Eric Italiano, who wrote this article, released in theaters or is this more of like one of the like the OJ trial thing? Truly hard to say. And to be fair to Eric Italiano, who wrote this article, I didn't read it.

I skimmed it. I know that this story was a big deal in like media circles, but like on a national scale, does it have a lot of appeal? I don't know. I don't know. Like I felt bad for the Hulkster during throughout the entire thing. Anytime you're stroking your shit and someone like it's a video of it. OK, like it's just never good for anybody. or throughout the entire thing. Anytime you're stroking your shit and someone gets a video of it,

it's just never good for anybody. And so, but like, I don't like that Gawker is like important enough in someone's eyes to get a movie made about it. Gawker's sucked. It was a big deal media wise, legally wise too. I mean, and because Peter Thiel was a very politically active billionaire and he financed the entire thing for Hulk just

because he had a grudge against Gawker. That's kind of so there's a lot of I think it does have the appeal but maybe not on like a huge level and he's playing JD Vance. Uh who's the kid the Sixth Sense kid? Haley Joel Osment. Is that a good one? I don't know who is is going to stack masks for this cuz oh He's gonna dirty bull. I've like not only a large guy, but athletes not small. Oh, he's big I know they're saying here the Affleck who has long been a fan of dirty bulking

Plans to put on 30 to 40 pounds Dirty bulking that's not really in this I made that up but dirty bulking is a thing What is it? What is dirty? Dirty bulk? Don you? I don't know what that means. You know, like that dirty bulk, dirty bulk. What is it? Dirty bulking is the method of eating that involves consuming large amounts of calories to gain muscle mass often without regard to food quality or quantity. Remember when Dan like 2016 era Grand Ex was just trying to put on mass in any way possible. And he did a good job of it. It was a dirty bulk. He would give us like a locker room,

that digital scale that was in there, he'd give us weekly updates. Like he posted on stories or whatever. Yeah. And he was just, it was like every week it was like four more pounds. Yeah. And he was so proud of it.

It was a dirty bulk. It was a dirty bulk. You should do that. Was dirty bulk. Was building two missing just like a Bench press in there. Yeah, we should have had that a pull-up bar and a bench press would have been sick Day would have gotten nothing done. He would just been working out the whole time. Yeah, but no, I think he would have gotten more done That's true

Instead of thinking about working out he could have just gone and done it real quick and then like gotten back in the bullpen Anytime the internet was dead. He was go get a set in. He brought up on, did you listen to his episode when he was famously on this podcast a couple weeks ago? No. He brought up quota at Grand Ex, which I really enjoyed because no one threw a middle finger up to quota more than Dan Regester.

What was the quota? I don't remember a quota. We had to write like 12, like we had to edit X amount of columns per week and write X amount of columns per week. Dan never met quota, which I almost respected because I was scared shitless of not meeting quota and losing my job, which was clearly something Dan didn't have any cares about. And no.

Yeah. Dan has a meeting. He's like, Hey, man, you're not meeting your quota. Are you going to do it this next week? No, no. But we did notice you were eating an entire rotisserie chicken and 12 ounces of guacamole in one sitting.

And dry scooping glazed donut protein powder. The largest possible jug of protein powder you've ever seen taking up like a fifth of your foot space under your desk. That is such a perfect character. Like he's, he's perfect. He's got a mullet now too, dude. He's great. I'm flattered that he went mullet after recording with us.

I haven't seen his mullet yet. Oh he did. Yeah. I'm surprised it took him this long to go mullet. I am too. I am too. Yeah. I've been, I've been requested by my wife to wait to one week before getting a haircut.

So the mullet, the mullet lives on for at least a few more days. Right. Yeah. I don't think she wants it on my person when we go to her family wedding. I can understand that. I think it's going to be. Oh, I feel like it plays over there. I think if anything I want-

Ultimately, it is your call. I think I want a mullet in Europe as opposed to not you know what I mean like oh that guy's American Yeah, he's American. Yeah Let's go pick pocket him stop what's that supposed to mean a lot of pickpockets over there man over where out Europe way Come Which is why I had a little slim fitting fanny while I was there fit around my tum-tum I'm not profiling people but you know you hear about you hear about the pickpockets over there you got to be careful. What? Because Naples? Naples is a tough town man. I went I was in Naples. Yeah. Out when I was headed out to the but you know, you hear about you hear about the pickpockets over there. You got to be careful. Oh, what? Because Naples.

Naples is a tough town, man. I went I was in Naples. Yeah. When I was headed out, I left Capri way. We took a ferry from Naples. You in last three minutes there. There's no way I would. Within within five seconds of walking out of the airport in Naples, I saw a woman posted up

with her back against the car that we were going to get into and she was just taking a dump on the ground. Sick. And she like looked at me like fuck you and I was like okay yeah this is like this place is hardcore right now. When we touched down in Naples our ferry was leaving in like 25 minutes so we found a cab driver we were like dude we got to get there like right now. He goes I got you. It was. How did he say cab driver. We're like, dude, we got to get there like right now. He goes, I got you. I it was how did he say his nose? It was the most I got you. I got to it was the most badass cab ride I've ever been in my life. It's tiny little streets. He was just dude, they already drive no regard for anyone's safety. He was just it was a badass.

Dude, so like when this woman was doing that deed outside of the car, did you do like when you're like out with your dog, your dog drops one? It's a it's a normal thing to like, watch the dog and like look around and makes the dog feel more comfortable that you're watching out for predators. It's like a thing fly fishing is very vulnerable. Did you do that? Or did you kind of look away? Or do you maintain eye contact and just

raw dog? No, because it wasn't like this. I don't think this woman had like, I don't think she was like, I don't think she was like homeless or anything, like having to poop outside. I think it was a situation where she was just like, I need to go to the bathroom really bad right now and I'm going right here. An accidente. And I also don't care. Like it was just like, she was just so like whatever about it that I was like, what, what is going on? I was already a little worried to go like go into Naples based on everything that people say. What if what if they were setting

you up and like you go to help and then someone steals your wallet. It was all play. Oh yeah. This dumb American right here thinks I'm just pooping on the street. Stupid American. Sometimes you gotta go potty on the street. Old country. They fell for the poop again. I've never had to go to the bathroom on the street. I did on the side of I-10 one time. Yeah, you wrote a column about it. I sure did.

What was the headline? I shit myself on Friday. Shit my pants. Including the day is a good move, I think. Yeah. Is that the best day to do it? Oh, yeah, I think so. What's the worst day? Whole weekend ahead of you to get it getting into your move, I think. Yeah. Is that the best day to do it? Oh, yeah, I think so. What's the worst day? The whole weekend ahead of you to get it out of your system. Sunday night. Just a bad way to roll into the week.

Monday morning would be tough too. Monday morning would be pretty tough. Yeah. Yeah. I might have been there. Really? You're good? No, no, not today. A while back. Come. Come. Should we do some announcements? Yeah, you could intro your other co-host if you wanted to but it's we go straight to announcements. I'm gonna announce uh Dylan Shivery ladies and gentlemen. Hey man, happy to be here. Uh I look like I'm tired. I'm not. I feel great. I just got puffy

face. I don't know why. Didn't even drink and I just slept like 9 hours. It was great. Anyway, I'm here, man. Let's ride. Nine hours must be nice, dude. It was. Must be nice. It was really nice. Must be nice. What? Did I say something, bitch? You got that smirk? That's a great intro. Get off your chest. Dylan comes in here before the show. Do I look tired? I feel like I do, man. Kind of had like Shane Gillis like tired. I look tired. I slept great. Like, yeah, dude. Say

that material for the show, please. It's good, right? Oh, save it. Tomorrow, beyond the paywall, I'm going to assume we're doing a little cold call action because the following week, we're doing a little expedited Do You Know It? a game show podcast because Randy's famously going to Japan. David? Japan. Washedmedia.com slash cold call

if you want to submit your number. We'll holler at you tomorrow sometime between 10 30 and noon central. Have your phone ready. Standard time. If you're honestly, if you're on the toilet at work, that is not an excuse to not answer. Just say, hey, can I call you or hit me back in ten minutes and we'll hit you back

in ten minutes, but it's really defeating when you motherfuckers don't answer when you put your phone number in the spring. Here's what I've been told. It shows up for most people as spam and I get you don't want to answer. It's an election season. You don't want spam and I get you don't want to answer. It's election season. You don't want to do that. You don't want RFK calling you. Um just answer in

that window. Just trust us. It's probably going to be us if you if you filled out the form. So, please answer. We would like we started like oh for five last week, didn't we? It's something crazy. It didn't stunt the progress of the

episode as much as it could have because we're absolute professionals and absolute boys. But yeah, it's a little defeating. It's a little defeating. It takes the wind out of the sails a bit because you come into that show pretty hype and maybe even just putting your thing. I will definitely answer. Why did you look at me like that? Yeah, Dylan, that word that weirdly I may have.

You're doing fine. You're doing fine. All right. And you could try to DM me, but if it's after 1230 central time, like the episode's over. I'm sorry guys. Yeah, you dumb dumb. We're not going to run it back in the studio just to call you.

Randy might call you from his personal. Maybe. No, I won't. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn off. Bro, bro this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, bro, bro. There's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun and let's go. Let's go.

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Go shop their site. They got pretty much everything They got everything from polos hoodies q-zips crewnecks vests pullovers long-sleeve polos I need to get a long-sleeve polo for this this fall. Yeah, you do you have some you always get the bag from them You're always side texting them being like yo, can you slide me some? Can you slide me some L's? No, but I'll tell you what I they do need to get on their Shit and send me is that new Texas shit, but you're going to they're going to send it to us Did they not leave this with them? No, they brought they brought it but I said do we get Home and they said no. No. No, this is uh, uh we have photos of designs it was like a one-of-one they just wanted to show me

like oh that's we have them yeah let's just let's start to release them early why don't we just produce our own polo we're doing a rat uh an ad read for them oh yeah we should support them instead of taking their business away hey release the polo roe back washed 20 fraud your sponsor the dR one is no. Yeah. Yeah. So, what is it? The the peak way? I don't know how to say it, man. I don't know. PK? PK? Oh, bro. We got a house. My

dad had a house in PK. The accent mark over the E was suggested. It's it's PK or PK. I think it's PK. PK? Hard to say. Boy, they're're gonna drop us real quick. No, we're gonna like this. Hey, Dylan. Hey, man. I got a question for you. What I get into this weekend. What did you get into this week? Very chill weekend with my son

and my partner parks. His mother has been out of town for a while. So we got to chill all week and long and it was fantastic Saturday. He had a bit of sleepover at my place, his buddy came over, played monopoly. You rent him spawn? No, not really. He's a cool dad. He's played. We played some Fortnite.

He caught a dub in front of his buddy. What grades he in going into fourth? OK, OK, He's got one more You got one more year before spawn gets rented by dad What is spawn dude spawn bro? Come on? Spawn was sick in fifth grade. We got scary. Oh, yeah We saw despicable me yesterday Like the ridge or like no, there's a new one out. Just making sure.

I forgot the official name of it. The new Despicable Me 4 or something. Anyway, I fell asleep again. I can't stay awake during the movies when I take him. It's like seven in a row. I'm not even kidding. I missed like five minutes of the movie. What's my problem? I don't know.

I've even gotten better lately about falling asleep mid-television show. I even house a giant diet Pepsi because they don't have coke products there and I still was like so tired. It's hungry Yeah, it's crazy spell narcolepsy without narc I Guess no, I mean that is facts. I'm on letterboxed right now I don't see a review for your despicable me journey yet. Well, because I missed a crucial five minutes of the film, I'm gonna have to rewatch it. Okay. What was the what part did you miss? It was during the climax. Okay. It's a part of a

movie. Yeah, I understand. That's it, right? Something. It's a kids movie. Come on, man. That's pretty much it, man. Just I fell asleep last night during the recoupling ceremony. Had to ask Sally who went home after, pretty embarrassing. Has there been any triple kissing in the villa? No triple kissing in the villa yet. No triple kiss? No, but they did it on like No World.

Even like when people were doing it on like MTV. Like when I was like, I mean, when I was in middle school, you know, read between the lines there and watching MTV Spring Break, even when people would triple kiss on there, I was like, that's not that cool. I never got to triple kiss. I remember, I found it off putting,

like to watch someone in Spring Break like, oh, and everybody got crazy. And it's like, yeah. Yeah, it's just kind of like lips and tongues just kind of moving around. You go tongue, right? You got to. It's gross, man. I don't know how to

triple kissing isn't kissing, dude. Did you ever quad kiss? No. I missed out on that too, man. No, not something I got into. Anyway, that's pretty much it. We played a little baseball too, had some fun. Hey. Watched the Olympics. Is Parks at the age with like, when he has a friend over Or is he just like too good of a kid to her like when you go to bed and they're like, alright We got if we got a fuck with my dad. So I'm out. Let's like go like let's go drop a smoke bomb in there No, he's not there yet. I'm good. I'm in actually smoke bombs great for that. Yeah, I would respect Let's go like try to set the house on fire I sets the alarm off cuz I yeah yeah. The whole building has to empty out cause of little shit head kid.

Yeah. I mean, the problem is it's like our generation, we came up and it was like Tom Green, jackass. It was the era of like messing with your parents and sleepovers and dirty work, dirty work even. Yeah. So I'd like to apologize to my parents for that. Yeah. I'm glad that parks hasn't been infiltrated by that I'm not in the shithead area yet. I'm sure it's coming. I don't think it is and that concludes my weekend and fun It was a great one

Davey, how about you? He caught you slipping bitch pass I'm passing you the wrong I know but slip it's intentional Wow I'm passing you the rock. I know, but slip is intentional. Wow. Damn. You could probably tell by my face, I do look tired and I know it and my face feels tired. It feels puffy.

I played a lot of golf. I was. I was asked a couple of weeks ago, would you like to join this? Golf trip, it's 10 years running and it's a bunch of guys who all know each other from hometown college and whatnot. You'd be filling in for somebody who had to back out. So I was like, all right, yeah. So I was allowed to go when it was just, it's in Marble Falls, about an hour, nine minutes away. You didn't have to write an application

on like a newsletter to like get an invite like that. I really didn't. No, I feel like your time is coming though. You know, one day I, Isaiah Thomas meme, I hope to get a nod. I mean, you, you've met all the requirements. I'll be honest. I'm like, I'm so beyond desperate for like a golf trip

that it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing how desperate I am. We should just do one. We know enough people around. I'm going on one. I'm going on one this fall. That's three days. And it's it's my light at the end of the tunnel, man.

It's all I care about in life. Well, trying to bond with some dudes over playing mediocre golf together. You know, that's exactly what I did over the weekend. The West Texas Invitational, WTI for short. It's roughly five rounds in three-day stretch. Two rounds a day and then a round of singles on Saturday. But two of those rounds on the first two days are all shot, which I'd never done. I don't like all shot. It's let me tell you,

when you go all shot with a group of guys you just met, it's a little nerve wracking. It's not a satisfying way to play a team competition. It does go quickly though. I will say that. Yeah. It's nice not playing 36 of your actual. It's true. Cause that would have been a lot

It was very hot too, but it was delightful and I got to give a shout out to all the guys first of all Ryan Blaine You know in his proprietary Malibu and diet DPS and lime. Don't forget the twist of lime Garrett of lime. Garrett, Chris for having us out at his place. It is delightful. And I have to say, these guys collectively have the strongest belt game I've ever seen. I've never felt like a bigger bitch with my belt. I am a very boring belt guy. I told you, dude. I know.

I told you in the office the other day that I bought a new belt just because I'm lacking right now. I have a big blind spot in my belt game. So I bought a belt belt just because I'm like I I'm lacking right now I have a I have a big blind spot in my belt game So I bought like a belt from a golf course so that I have that in the arsenal and that would get busted out on Any golf trip? I need to update my resume. I rocked the same Probably Joseph a banks or Brooks Brothers belt that I've had for well over a decade and belt that I've had for well over a decade and man I just got alfied by these belts. You gotta be careful out there dude. It's really strong and I applaud them for their belts. I want to wear my new belt but I'm worried that it's still

so hot in Texas that if I am doing that while golfing like I'll ruin it by sweating on it. Yeah. It's a real fear. That's a real fear I get that I've done that before too among other substances. I'm a real fear. I get that. I've done that before too, among other substances. I'm a big fan of my braided belt lately cause it doesn't have belt, it doesn't have like loops or holes in it. So you can just like vibe and imagine your waist being any size that it is.

Yeah. No, that's a, that's a good thought too. I'm a braided belt will play on the course. Look, I didn't, our team didn't win. I did, I won one match. Have one match. So, I scratched out a point and a half and I lost my first three. There's some tough draws. Anyone go over? Maybe. We don't need to name names. So, money at stake here. You

guys, there are some monies. Okay. There's some US dollars but it's one of those deals where like you get a little the Yeah, that's a common thing. The move all been in that position, right? It was delightful. Uh, we ran back, uh, night two, ran back, Gillis stand up second time watching all the way through it. I gotta say it's, it's probably the best. That is such a dude after dudes after 35 move is like shutting it down by watching some stand up. It totally crushed.

It crushed with everybody. People who hadn't seen it. I will tell you what didn't crush, final night. We may have picked the wrong, I think you should leave to throw on. Oh no. The Fred Armisen bit, where he's like got the kids. Oh the kids that it beats up.

I think that we lost some people. You saw some people kind of like, like, all right, well. I don't even know which one that is. It's a forgettable one. He stages a situation where he beats up a couple of kids to show his kids what happens if they misbehave or something. And it goes on too long and it's clearly written for Tim, but they got Fred Armisen to do it

and he's just acting like Tim and it's just like. Yeah, it's not their best one. It's not their best. And also like it was the uh the driving crooner one and i think people are like uh i think you just need to be in a different headspace to watch that one you definitely do yeah it's a lot but you should do what we did on uh Barrett's bachelor party and watch only the movie Aspen Extreme. That's sick. In addition to watching Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. Oh, that's a great one. Yeah, we just kind of cycled that through. Yeah, that's good.

And we watched a lot of Olympics. Olympics were popping, man. They were. It was a good weekend of Olympic watching. The golf, man, that's a lot of golf. Even if you are doing all shot mixing that in, that's still, it's the most I've been out on a golf course. Oh, I thought you were talking about the Olympics golf.

No, I think the Olympic golf should be match play. They need to have some kind of team component. I think it's more fun to do match play than a four day tournament in this style. I don't hate that. It's just a straight up stroke play, right? Yeah. That's all it is? Yeah, I think match play's been like that. I think match play works for the Olympics.. It's just a straight up stroke play, right? Yeah. That's all it is?

Yeah. I think match play works for the Olympics. You get out there and you're stroking your shit. Yeah. I knew that was coming. He said it's a stroke boy, do you hear him? Stroke light. No, stroke, not strobe.

Stroke light. What else could I tell you? Look, you gotta know this. Your guy hit some great shots. you're going to be a good player. Um what else can I tell you? Look, that's it. You gotta know this. You you guy hit some great shots. He has like seven just catastrophic holes where the body just just

like, you know what? You're not going to. You're not going to find the club. You gotta avoid the big miss, dude. Hank Haney. Good news is with like with most of those formats like you don't really you know, when you're head up playing match play, if you're at're out you're not going to get a nine doesn't

matter you already have the whole you've laid down the whole do my handicap won't even let me card a nine that's very I'm different. Yeah. So good time all around. So I appreciate them having me out. Well I had my absolute boy over on Friday

night and guess what? Brat summer out, bratwurst summer in. Spelled the same. Yeah, it was brat season. There's talk of Tex-Max, but I pivoted at the last minute and I said, why don't we just come over here and grill? Thought about making fajitas for everybody, but didn't really feel like it.

So we just toss some brats on the grill. You know, I had that mustard going. I even had some crazy relish going too, Dave. Different. I made some great margaritas. Made a large batch of margaritas. Very happy with my performance. Manning the grill, making the marks. Just really accomplished there, you know? Feels good to feedouts. Sure. You know me. When I say I'm going to do something, I do it. I went to Soss's party despite Randy trying to have a slander campaign against me for months on end, but I'm not going to go to Soss's birthday party.

I saw a little video of you at Soss's party. I went to Soss's party. Not only I was like the second person to show up. And yeah, I I let it let it person to show up. Um, and yeah, I Let it let it rip. It's sauces party, dude Randy showed up about two hours late Just absolutely zooted on early birds Requested that I make him a martini started put me on the spot. That's kind of why would you show up 90 minutes late to your buddy's party? It's messed up, dude

Randy showed up looking slick though crazy fit on this guy. I Surprised enough some cigarettes rolled in his sleeve the way he was flossing. What was he wearing? He's that shit on he had that he had some black jeans on those black jeans are slacks Do you get some black slacks on why pleaser he had so yeah, I think he had a wife pleaser underneath his His white lace shirt and then he was hitting him with some loafers. Oh, damn right. Yeah.

Randy was going crazy. I'm so retail therapy-coated. It was an Italian-themed party, so if you weren't dressed like you were going on the Italian coast, then what were you doing? Yesterday, I played my cue card. Any Panama hats there? No Panama hats. Missed Oppo.

No Panama hats. Yeah, I played the cue card. Any Panama hats there? No Panama hats. Missed Oppo. No Panama hats. Yeah, I played the cue card yesterday. I wasn't feeling too great after drinking late night Negronis with the boys. And so I decided to get some comfort food in. How about that rain we got yesterday? We're just glossing over the rain we got.

Dude, I didn't know it was gonna rain. It pissed for like 30, 45 minutes straight. It was awesome. I was playing fetch with Rosie and looked over and I was like, oh, those clouds look a little dangerous. Five minutes straight. I was playing I was playing fetch with Rosie and looked over and I was like, oh those clouds look a little dangerous five minutes later.

Yeah, there's a big old drop. It's a sky stroke. I've never seen. I've never seen my little garden be so flooded before. Oh yeah. It was nice. It was nice but yeah, I've I just piled some Q on top. You know what I mean? Yeah. Got a little Texas brisket. What's Q saying?

Jalapeno sausage. Is Q still operating? I don't know. Q and R? I think they've rebranded as Project 2025 or whatever. Okay. Just kidding. Okay.

I like Blue and On. Yeah. It's a different take. It's ain't your grandma's Q. It's the opposite of Q and R. It's a different take. It's not your grandma's cue. It's the opposite of QAnon. It's certainly not your grandma's cue. You know how I don't know like my lefts and rights very well?

Yeah. I also really struggle with associating red or blue to Republican or Democrat. Really? Yeah, like I never retain the information for more than like a couple of days and then I have to go back to it later. It's binary.

It's almost like I'm still screwing up my lefts and rights. Republican does give blue to me, but it's not. Right? I feel like it should be the other way based on vibes. I do too. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. Red's traditionally more hawkish.

I don't have a good explanation for it. Although that has been blurred in recent years. Just feels like it should be blue. Don't know why. Leanne rhymes. They gotta make RFK purple or something, right? I was gonna hit that, the blue, but it's really hard to hit. Do it, hit the whoa. I'm not gonna hit the whoa.

Hit the blue. Don't do it. Which one's the whoa? Whoa. Like that? How's it go? I don't know. No, do it. Yeah. Well, you don't like this. Okay. I'm Dylan, please That's good, it's more of a visual across it. Yeah hop on the YouTube's for that one. Whoa YouTube comm slash circling back. Shout out black Rob pretty. Oh, yeah, dude

YouTube.com slash circling back. Shout out Black Rob. Pretty, oh yeah, dude. Like Woe went crazy. When I heard that one, I was like, I need to go buy some Timberlands, roll my jean leg up. I didn't, but I thought about it. I was listening to Black and Yellow the other day

for the first time. So good. So long, and like, I fell down an entire Wiz Khalifa wormhole. That's a good song. Yeah. If you ever wanna hear a really good mixtape, just go listen to Cush and Orange Juice entire Wiz Khalifa wormhole. That's a good song. Yeah. If you ever want to hear a really good mixtape, just go listen to Cushion Orange Juice by Wiz Khalifa.

Say less. Vibes off the charts. Makes you want to get a PJ with your boys and just go wild. Getting vitamin C. Sounds pretty cool. Makes you want to get on a PJ with your boys? I always wanted to do that. I just never had the opportunity. Dude, one day you will.

You just want to call Frankie up and be like, let's go. We're hitting an island somewhere. We're fueling the opportunity. Dude, one day you just want to call Frankie up and be like, let's go. We're hitting an island somewhere. We're fueling the jet up right now. God. We're going to Little St. James again. Stop. Not that. I was testing you. I was testing you, dude. I passed. How devastated are you if your boy's like, dude, get on the PJ. I'm not on those logs, man. We're heading, we're heading, we're heading down to the Caribbean. You're like, oh,

hell yeah, dude. My rich friend invited me on the PJ to go to the Caribbean. You get on the plane, you get the person on deck like, we're gonna be touching down at Little St. John in about two hours time. LSJ. St. John or St. James? James, I mean. St. John's dope, very different.

I wouldn't wanna go to LSJ, especially now. The vibes aren't good. The vibes are forever tainted. Are the vibes debatably better than they were though? Can you rehab those vibes on that island? No it's tough. I think the only way to rehab the vibe is to just light the entire island on fire and allow it to regrow. Just tear everything down. Yeah. Just raw land and then build up from that. I just need to know what happened in that little like chapel looking. I don't. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's maybe that's maybe that's the idea. Maybe that's the idea. You're talking about the ritual room?

Yeah, I just I like to imagine just a piano in there and you just play piano in there and vibe out. But I there's something that tells me that something else is going on in that room. Someone was sacrificed, right? Creed. No, they're still around. Hard to say, man. It's their sacrifice, not yours. Scott Stapp. Yep, he's the lead singer. What, did he say it, bitch? You got something?

No, then I was just thinking about it. I was trying to remix the song with you and your name and it's just your name has so many syllables. It's very difficult. My chivalry is three. My name is Dillo. It's good. I'm eating glazes tonight. We're working on it. It's a campaign song. It's not a bad Scott's Day. By the way, merch week, keep an eye out. Rolling. Ooh, we got some tapes. Cooking. You gotta stop pumping up merch week.

We don't have any merch to sell right now. No, but I- We sold it all last week. I'm just letting people know that we are thinking about merch this week. I saw someone tweet us like, hold on, I thought it was merch week. We didn't see any merch.

And I was like, yeah, we don't have anything right now. I saw some things on that whiteboard when I got in this morning. I was like, oh, okay, someone cooked here. I woke up angry. The people here. I woke got in this morning. I was like, oh, okay, someone cooked here. I woke up angry. I woke up angry this morning that the words Gliz-A-Dente 24 were not on the list of ideas for new merge. Like, it's such a layup. How do you feel about that?

Yeah, I got some things cooking too, by the way. Okay, I got some things cooking. Something tells me that the things that too, by the way. Okay. I got some things cooking. Something tells me that the things that you're cooking aren't hot dogs. Think like popular item of a year ago, but like remastered in a sexier way. Remastered, he said. I don't like how you said that. Remastered. It's going to be remastered.

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You know, he's got some interesting facts. He likes to work out in jeans. That's honestly one of the cooler things. Yeah, it's pretty rad. Well, as it turns out, he really knows the laws around roadkill in New York. A lawyer himself by trade. If you haven't watched the RFK bear video of him telling the story, you can go watch that on his Twitter feed. There were rumors that he was trying to get ahead of a smear piece.

And he did? Kinda. A smear piece. Don't smearear piece. And you did? Kinda? A smear piece. Don't smear your piece. You can hit piece. Kids would probably do that on like a bus back in the day. But on the way out. Baseball. Baseball. Yeah, oh that's got

major baseball team vibes. Dylan knows. Yep. Yeah, this fucking weird shit. Were you guys smearin' peace on the baseball bus? We were, but we had some weird shit going on. Okay, okay. I'd rather not share. Apparently he was trying to get ahead of it,

so he told the story on his own Twitter feed to maybe lessen the blow or something? I've always said that the best way to get out ahead of a story like that is to sit down with Roseanne, who will this morning was like, wait, is it the video with this old lady in it? I'm like, wait, that's Roseanne. Yeah, Roseanne.

I didn't know that was Roseanne Barr. You gotta just sit down with the squad with your absolutes and then just tell the story. Like, look, I do think that RFK's dream to be sitting in his office talking to Roseanne Barr about the time he ditched a bear in a public park. I did love Roseanne as a child. That was a I was a staple. I liked it. I respected it for what it was, but it wasn't something I wanted on all the time. I do think the move he did by just telling his story on his Twitter feed is a good way to get out in front of a story. Here's what happened according to me. He said he was driving down the road and saw that someone had hit a bear cub. Freshly killed. So he put it in the back of his car because he was going to skin it and take the meat for his fridge.

Which he points out is legal in the state of New York. He then never took the bear out of his car and just left it in as he returned to New York City to go to Peter Luger's Steakhouse, a Michael Weiner favorite. I've heard good things. We might have to put that on the docket. I love how he drops the steakhouse name too. Like yeah, I eat well. It's frat have to put that on. Well, if it drops a steakhouse name too, like yeah, I eat. It's frat. It's frat. And like it's so it's also hilarious for him to

be like do he was doing some like hunting event or whatever in upstate New York. But yeah, I had to get back to this steakhouse dinner. I wasn't drinking, but other people were drinking like, okay. Yeah. Okay, buddy. Does he not drink? I don't know. I don't know. And instead of like just like, I don't I don't even know what you're supposed to. Once you return to New York City with a bear in the trunk of your car, I don't know what you're supposed to do with the bear at that point. You got to get rid of the bear before you return to the city.

I think that's common sense. Could you call it like what? Couldn't you just call like animal control and be like, hey, I picked up this bear on the side of the road with the intent of like being a law abiding citizen and doing what I can do with this roadkill. But like, now I'm kind of in a scenario where I got to catch this flight. So we had a bear in the city. He's like, I don't know what to do with this bear. I can't leave it in the in my car while I eat it this upscale steakhouse. I got to do something with it.

He should have brought the bear into the steakhouse. What if what if he what if RFK was like the fourth fact brother on the next season of the bear? I could see someone showing up with a bear and being like, Holy shit. Yeah, what do we do with this bear? I got it. Is that the final course? That's it. That's how the show ends. It's like, Oh, it was actually a bear. Like, that's like the whole thing. A dead bear. What do you do with it? Dead bear. I got a question. Okay, well, first of all, the right thing. A dead bear. All right. So what do you do with it? Dead bear. I got a question.

Okay. Well, first of all, the right thing to do is you just, you can, if it's like in the road, obstructing, take it, move it, get it out of the road, leave it out there for, you know, vultures, turkey, whatever they come eat the eat it and feed off of it. Circle of life is what you're saying. them eat the eat it and feed off of it. Circle of life is what you're saying. Circle of life. I don't think it's gonna be the meat you're gonna get off of a black bear cub, right? It's a cub, right? Yeah. Small bear.

Yeah. After it's been hit by a vehicle, there's no way that's gonna be good meat. There's no way. My first reaction was like, I don't really know if I believe that this bear was in good condition. You eaten bear before?

A bear cub getting... I haven't either. No. You can. You got to cook it. You can't eat it raw? No. You got to cook it real, real high.

You can't just take a pinch of it and throw some lourries on top? Maybe. You don't want to eat something that died that kind of death. I feel like you want to... Why? The stress hormone, it infiltrates the... You know what I mean? When you're like dying.

Taints the meat. Yeah, I think it does. That's why I think you wanna eat the taint. If you like, I don't know. I'm talking out of my element here. Yeah, look, even though I've got like a three day beard, what Randy? Will's joke.

Don't wanna eat the taint, he said. Have y'all had pizza ever since we established that the area between the cheese and the crust with the taint. He said. Have you all had pizza ever since we established that the the area between the cheese and the crust with the red sauce? The pizza. Yeah. Have you guys have you guys confronted that

mid pizza eating yet? I had last line actually. I forgot to mention that. Really? You played your card and you weren't going to tell the court. Yeah, I forgot. Pinehouse after the movie. Got a little uh meatball. We pay

for that one or. I believe it or not. I pay for that one myself. What was the order? Hit him with the uh la la. I got a little side salad, the Italian chop and then uh parks. He likes cheese pizza but I'm making a protein on it so we got meatball pizza and

it was pretty good. Okay. He shared it. Okay. It's good. I'm hungry. I got a real issue with this story. We didn't we didn't get the part to explain what he actually did. He he he set it up to look like a a bike accident in Central Park. Like

a bike. There's been several bike accidents happening. Yeah, there's a so there's a dead bear next to like a mangled bike, I guess. And people found it like what the hell is going on here. There are easier solutions. What's going on here?

They're doing what you did. What's going on here? They're doing what you did. What's going on? Yeah. First of all, zero payoff on this prank if this went down the way he said it did. And had I been there, it wouldn't have gone down this way. Let me just say that. Also, this just reeks of like, I don't know, this seems like something that like a rich guy and his rich friends would find funny. Yeah. It's not funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, if you're like a group of 20 year old shit heads,

like, and you come across like a bear and like, oh, this'll be funny if we staged some kind of like stupid accident in the middle of like a highly populated area. I can see that being pretty funny. It's weird that he did this like in his what, 60s? 50s, 60s? Any age above, honestly, like 25.

Yeah. Right? Maybe even 20 yeah it's like the pay like even if i like if this i'm trying to think if i was in high school and this happened maybe maybe would have found it funny it's just like i don't know it's like presumably whoever whoever hit the bear with your bicycle they got up and left while the bear died. Yeah. You just, you know, dipped on the scene. I'll be on that scene with fat ****ing Baron. Yeah, dude. You know what I mean? Oh **** yeah, I do. Just. What y'all think of season three? Oh, it's good. Season two is better but I really like season three. You watch season three? Yeah. Oh. I've not

finished season three yet. You don't? Okay. I'm going, I'm chopping through it appropriately. I'm serializing it because I think it'd be a better show. I think I'd get a lot more acclaim if like they just put it out weekly instead of like dropping all the episodes at once. Stop. It could be like a nationwide narrative. You are, you are, are you quoting Bill Simmons because he absolutely said the exact same thing. Everyone who says he absolutely said everyone who says that like everyone who says that it falls on flat ears to me because that show gets more glaze than any show I've ever seen justifiably. I understand the glaze but to insinuate that the bear is not

some cultural moment when it drops is like just wrong. It's so popular. I actually I mean I've listened to three Bill Simmons pods in the last two months. They got serialized. And he 100% had that. Randy and I talked this out the other day. Randy and I are fans of the way that Apple TV and Amazon do this. They will release a few episodes to give you a little nibble and then they'll do weeklies for like the next six episodes.

I think that's nice. That's the best way to do it. Like the first three episodes, first two, give that little, give that little bit of binge and then like, all right, now I can do. I freaking love binging, man. You know that about me. You'll binge anything. Yeah.

This is just, I don't look, I'm going to say I don't think he's going to win the election. RFK. RFK. I have concerns about his polling. Okay. You should pull better. Oh, I thought you were going to say maybe like he's he hasn't vaulted to the top like you thought. Can we talk pole vaulting? It's a good segue. Uh yeah. Two standout events for me this weekend in the Olympics. 100 meter dash. I's a good segue. Yeah. Two standout events for me

this weekend in the Olympics. 100 meter dash. I guess golf as well. As well as just, I don't know, the dude's huge hog hitting the bars. He came down on the pole vault. It's tough. It's tough. You got to take that thing to your thigh. He does hit the pole on his way up though, right? I mean, he had his piece not completely. It's just a piece play. But his piece wasn't the reason that.

Is there any part of him that like thought that he wouldn't be able to make it because it'd be like a PR for him? So he was like, you know what? He's gonna stuff my meat up on the pole. Let it hang. What if he's the new girth master? I would point out he has a big snake tattoo on his arm like wraps around his

forearm. It's a reptile tat. And it's like I wonder if that is uh symbolic. You can't do that. I'm not connecting the dots. What do you mean? Um so like the snake in this in this situation would symbolize his large penis that we are all now aware of what country was this guy from? hard to say Hmm. He's giving Denmark. I don't know why Poland Are they known for their their hogs? Not sure Yeah, anyway, yeah his his meat was uh

His his meat finished the it took the pole down. Do y'all see the tweet that said, it was him talking to the Olympic village after, just going, nah, I didn't win a gold medal. You wanna know why? You know, he's talking about his huge penis. Right, right, right, yeah. I miss, I must have missed that, yeah.

What if like, instead of using the pole, the pole vault, if he, you know. He uses penis? don't I don't think it can do is it my ever Randy you ran track and field I might have ever done that. I don't think anyone has ever used their penis to fall to know David. That would be pretty amazing Did you do pole vault Randy? No, I was a hurdler. Did anyone do pole vault? Yeah, well like it's only like a couple people. Yeah, it was only a couple. But we had one kid go to state. I don't know if he podiumed or not. I feel like if you were one of the couple people

that actually did pole vaulting in high school, you always made it to state because not that many people did it. Yeah, I'm not even sure we had that. We had the equipment, but no one ever wanted to do it. I don't think we even had someone that could properly instruct you what to do. So it was pointless. I enjoyed doing high jump and track at track and field day.

How high did you go? You did? I never finished worse than third place in elementary school for high jump. Dave just gave you the most like, I got to hear this. Y'all think like y'all think I was just trash because I threw a football bad one time. I'm a coordinated human being. I also used to be like this, I was so rail thin that like high jump actually kind of made sense for a little bit. You were sick at footy, right? You're pretty good. No, I wasn't that good.

He was a skater boy. I wasn't that good. You gotta have coordinated feet for that. Yeah. I was fine at soccer, but I was like, I wasn't first on the team sheet. Let's put it that way. I don't think anybody did pole vault at Duncanville when I was there.

I never, I've never seen anybody like. I saw that some like five-star kid just transferred to Duncanville from out of state. Yeah. He did like an announcement thing. It's like just high school. That was tight. The dunk is crazy with talent. Yeah.

It's pretty much going pro there. We need to figure out if we can get a game on our like as a squad up there. I would love to. If we can get into that Duncanville DeSoto game. No, the pole vault always scared me. It's still to this day like it's one of those things. It's not quite like X game shit where you're like how do they even practice for that without like getting like seriously injured? But it used to be like when I was like, dude, they're like upside down and getting like seriously injured? But it used to be like when I was like, dude, they're like upside down and I would be all discombobulated.

Like injuries are probably really common. So she's out here discombobulated. What? What happened? They're making me enter a password to go buy some Duncanville Panthers gear. I was just gonna buy like a moisture wicking polo from them and wear it in the office every once in a while.

That hoodie does look kind of tough. Dude, I know, right? Like I feel like if any school has like dope merch that you can buy online, it's Duncanville because they're like a pro sports team at this point. I can't get HSHS Rams gear online, David. Is that why you went there? Did they recruit you to join the football program? It was kind of a passive recruitment, but yeah. Okay. Did you ever do debate? Is that why you went there? Did they recruit you to join the football program?

It was kind of a passive recruitment, but yeah. Okay. Did you ever do debate? We didn't have a debate club. We didn't either. It always seemed cool. I feel like you would have been into it. I did the geography B. Did like fishing, we talked about.

I once was in the school wide geography B. I made it to the big stage. Yeah. I once, I once was in the school wide geography B. I made it to the, I made it to the big stage. Yeah. I was pretty proud of myself. I, I, I remember getting boat raised when I got like out of the school. I got my ass kicked. I got one question, right? Yeah.

They asked a question about a river in London and we had been to London for spring break, like two years prior. So I knew it was the Thames and uh, like I heard audible gasps from my friend when they were like, holy shit, like, how did he know that? Where'd that come from? And then I got every question. You're allowed to get too wrong. You got points on the board. I did. It felt good. I didn't get last. What were we talking about?

That guy's hog. Oh yeah. Did you guys watch the 100? Yeah. The 100 is the best event. Like swimming relays are really awesome. Golf was fun to watch. Whatever. But the 100 is just like so far and away. The most exciting thing. Okay, the 100. Everyone like everyone knows how to run, right? I know how to run. But like a lot of these events like

no one's ever tried, you know, 80% of these in their entire life. The events in the summer Olympics. But like to be like the fastest person in the world at something that everyone can do is so fucking cool to me. It's just the coolest. The realization when Lyle's won that he like, I thought the Jamaican dude had him the entire way. His foot crossed the line first.

Yeah, I think he did too. And the way that the camera was panning on to the Jamaican guy was like, oh, I think he won. And then the second he grabbed it and just started holding his name up, I was like, too. And the way that the camera was panning onto the Jamaican guy was like, Oh, I think, I think he won. And then the second he grabbed it and just started holding his name up, I was like, Oh, this is so cool. The guy calling the race thought that Jamaican won too. Yeah.

I didn't know. I didn't, I mean, obviously I don't know the logistics and rules behind, uh, you know, track and field, uh, I didn't know it was torso. And so my brain was just so rattled when I saw feet going across the finish line. First, that was head. Torso. They said torso. Okay. Randy, you were in track and field. Uh, I knew whatever use their penis as a pole vault.

Can you, if you cross the finish line via boner, yeah, I think it was always torso. They were always were instructed to like lean forward because you didn't want that's the timing of his lean forward and the way that his strides just started getting so big was so awesome. Everyone's intentionally getting rocked up before the race like across the finish line.

Get a fluffer out there. There you go. That'd be annoying. Well, that would be so stupid. It'd be aerodynamic, right? Man, I don't know. It's better to have something hit something because if it's flat,

then it's just like a sail that the wind's hitting, pushing you back. If you have it and it's going forward and it's that motion, that means it's gonna be faster. This guy's cooking right now. I think you're right. It's like poking through the resistance. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like a fin. Something like that. I don't know if it's a fin with my ship the guy one was American Very good. Good. I like that. No louse, man No miles He's got some he talks of shit, too Made it a little bit more fun. We're NBA players talking shit back at him. I don't I just know that he talks shit And that people are like the meme was that NBA

guys are pissed. NBA Twitter was actively rooting against him. Oh, was he the guy who said, okay, like he said, can't call yourself a world champion. Oh, that's the talk about that like a year ago. Yeah. And I totally didn't make the connection. And that was the same guy. Okay, I get it now. Yeah. So there's, there's like a documentary style show about sprinters. Have you guys watched any of it? I didn't know that this was a thing until Sally,

Sally told me she's like, a lot of people know more about the sprinters this year because there was some documentary series on it. I think it's called Sprint or something. I kind of want to watch it now, but I mean, I don't know. They're so fucking fast. Can they break a four second 40?

Not without a running start, right? Yeah. Like you need a running start. I'm gonna give you the least enthusiastic, yes. I think they can. Indeed. Maybe, potentially. I think they can.

Right? But God. No, because if they do 9.57 over a hundred meters, I shouldn't be doing live. Well, a yard is not a meter. No, no, no, this is good. I think they can. But you'd have to get a running,

you'd have to have a running, like they can run 40 meters in under four seconds, but I don't think if you're starting from nothing. Oh, if they're running start, they run like a three, four. This is where Randy should chime in, but he's just over there. What are you doing? Yeah, Randy, chime in.

Sure. Would they need a running Yeah, Randy, chime in. Sure. Would they need a running start? I don't know. Because when Xavier Worthy broke the record at the combine, there was a sprinter, Olympic sprinter, who said like, oh yeah, I've run like a 3.96 before or something, and then he posted a video of it. I think.

I don't fucking know. I'm doing research now. Yeah. All right, hang on a sec. Okay. Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt 422. This is 40 times, when he did it. He's a long strider though.

And I also don't know if this is in his prime, but it feels like his prime was like eight years long I don't know and he also wasn't the best at starting right? So I that's what I meant by long miles not a good start. Yeah, not at all like bad He was in last place like the first like Ten meters, I think 20 meters even you know what they say Well, it's not how you start It's how you finish 10 meters, I think, 20 meters even. You know what they say? What? It's not how you start. It's how you finish.

Will's right. It's a good point, man. They had us in the first half. Not gonna lie. He's doing them. The meme applies. Shout out to that guy. It's not your aptitude, but your attitude

that determines your altitude. Whoa. Where there's a will, there's a way. Will. Just do it. Yeah, now we're just saying things. Watching all this Olympics makes me feel like uh you know pretty soft. Not gonna lie. These guys do have pretty fit bods. I need to start

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Okay. It doesn't look like it. You need to start doing FitBot. That's rude. I'm not calling out parts of your body that need work. I'm actually calling you out right now. I think you might be using FitBot for other stuff because you're showing improvements, but I think your legs, I don't think you're using FitBot.

I think you're just going out there doing a leg press and hoping for the best. I think you got to get on FitBot so it keeps your legs guessing. Wow. I don't, I don't see the part in the copy here where it says just criticize Dylan's physique. This man's spitting. Well, what do you see? The part where it says it attracts your muscle recovery, the part where it fine tunes by

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It said, why is the pest guy here? Ooh, like John Leguizamo? Yeah, why is John Leguizamo also in spawn? Do you have an answer for her question? I was like, I don't know. They're not supposed to be there. They were just there. And so she's like, I'm doing a show right now. I shouldn't be looking at my phone.

When I was cleaning up my closet the other day, I took all my clothes out and just dumped them on the bed and refolded them. And I think that some like a bug might have died in my clothes. And I threw it on the bed and Sally saw it freaked out. Suddenly five minutes later, she's telling me that we have an absolute infestation of some sort of breed of cockroach, whatever. And I'm like, I don't think we do. I think that I just had clothes that I threw on the bed

that might've had some bugs crawling and die. Okay, that's totally normal. Bugs are inevitable. Can I ask a question? Am I the weird one here? Can I give just a quick sidebar? I'm the weird guy. You know what a gecko is weird guy, you know, you know what a gecko is Of course the party gecko knows what a gecko is a little cute little lizard cute guys

They frequently outside of your homes. They're good to have around eat the bugs, right? Sure. I don't alone I want geckos around. I'm a I'm a friend of the lizard Listen last night we were watching hot hot D house of the dragon Okay, she spotted over on the wall a tiny little baby gecko in the house. Oh. Yeah. She's like, oh, can you go get it? Like it was a bug. I was like, no. She's like, we don't, I'm not, okay, she's going to hate that. I'm doing this. She's like, what if that gets in the kids' room? What if that ends up in their bed? I'm like, it's not. The lizards, I promise the lizard's not going to get in the bed. It's a gecko. It's like a tiny little, what if it tucks itself in like a little tiny bed? Gets in like a clean X-Box.

Yeah. What if it sells insurance to Rhodes or something? Well, that would be pretty sick. Yeah. Is your place zoned for business? Been waiting for him to get off mine for a while though. sick. Yeah. Is your place is owned for business? Been waiting for him to get off mine for a while though. Um anyway, I just I just like I let it go and then I I was like, alright, I went to get like a glass cuz I was gonna like put it on it and just try to like put it outside cuz I knew if I I can't lizard's tough even if I could catch it. It quick. I don't wanna kill it cuz it's a lizard. Oh, dude. And by the time I I like turn my

back to go to the kitchen, she's like, well, it's gone. Okay. She's like, and I was like, well, you're I was like, you will never see it again. And they've turned around, just had a little grin on his face. Like, no, I'm not kidding. He made that's absolutely correct. I was like, thank God I didn't have to like try to corral this little fucker. I don't know why, but like a lizard in my house, like I might just let that thing vibe for longer. They're sick bugs. Yeah. As far as as far as things being in your house, like lizards really bottom the list thing vibe for long term. They're sick. It's bugged. Yeah, as far as as far as things being in your house, like lizards really

bottom of the list for things I care about. Not many bugs to eat inside though. Things gotta he's gotta feed. Not a lot of bugs. Yeah. These are big. Yeah, so anyway, shout out to that lizard. It's still in my home. Probably probably in my son's

bed right now. I just saw just vibing, just chilling, playing with his toys. just snuggling up to his lovey. Oh, we had load man recently. Can we talk about Pint Man real quick? Yeah, my man's my favorite dude. He's

the main character. Uh Randy, can you pull up Pint Man? Oh man. Dude, Pint Man looks exactly like you'd imagine Pint man look. I don't know Pint man yet. What's going on with him? What Pint man? Yeah, dude. It's Patty. Patty Losty dude. I tell you what it is but Randy's just moving the window as much as humanly possible. What's happening bud? Said some of Dublin's great Pint men have been known to put 30 put away 30 pints or more in a day. He's a Pint man.

Is it is it's an alcoholic. I'm a pint man. It goes to the pub. I drink it up. I drink your pint. Man, there was a there's a certified pint man and he used to frequent Deep Eddy Cabaret, set in the same barstool every day. Like, I would see him every time I'd go in for years and years and years. Finally, he passed away and then they put his picture right in front of the bar, so like on the wall across from it.

Just certified Pint Man. He was a board certified Pint Man. Yeah. Brady, can you play the clip of his voice, please? Here's an interview with Pint Man. I wouldn't be fond of drinking, but when I go out, I do go out awful and very hard. interview with Pint Man. I'd go for probably, and I'd have ten more on there. And then I'd get up the following morning and I'd have the fry on.

And I'd go ahead again, and there'd be no fucking stop for me. I'd take the shirt off any man's back, bastards. What was it about taking his back? I missed that last part. I'll take the shirt off any man's back. Those are Wade Boggs' numbers. Dude, he's putting up numbers. No one's fucking with Patty. Can you imagine him collaborating with a Vortex bottle? 45 pints in two hours? No,

Will's got a really interesting hypothetical here. Say it again. Imagine him with a Vortex bottle. Imagine the numbers he could do with that beer spraying down his throat. Forget about it. It's over. It's just shooting down his throat. Where did he pass away from? Probably liver disease. Okay. Liver failure. Why would you think that? Is he the opposite of Brian Johnson? Yeah. Yeah. Brian Johnson is disgusted with Pint Man. I'm willing to say that Patty has the least optimized penis. You don't know that, dude. There's no way that thing was rocking. Dude, I don't know. I think Pint Man stays bricked. There's no way that man was bricked for longer than like a couple times a week. Yeah's no way that man was bricked for long has been like a couple of times a week.

When that's your calling in life and you're just Pint Man. What does that break down to like beers per minute? Like how quickly is he? BPM dude? He's just, he's never takes, like he barely takes a breath. He's just drinking the entire time.

You want to see the advanced stats. Yeah. I think we should have Pint Man weekend. And just try to hit those numbers? I feel like I could do 12 in a day. I'm thinking of like a rainy bye weekend week for Texas. We're just sitting there and it's like, you know what? Today's pine man day.

Let's just go to Kelly's and just see how many we can take down. What's the most number of beers you could drink in one day? Wake up to go to sleep. One single time in my life, my buddy and I just each bought a 30 pack and we just drank them like all day and I finished a 30 rack. And that was one time and it was for over like eight hours. Like we were just hanging out Chilling outside doing nothing. Just like hey, let's get drunk as hell today. Mick Ultras These were big. It was bush light. I'll say yeah Mick Ultras. I could do probably 16 17

Guinness I could probably do 12 Guinness I can physically physically drink it quickly and efficiently, but it just gets me hammered. I start to lose my words out of my mouth once I get about six or seven of those. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I could probably get 25 in a full day. Guinness? No, no, no. Just like just a light beer. Yeah. I don't have a desire to anymore. I don't either. I'm just I'm just wondering like, what do I push myself to do?

I got to regret it. Do my dentist is calling me. Of course. Not what you want. Of course. Shitty drink 50 during spiff get I told y'all that's true. That's true. I didn't think about that. Your dentist is also your friend. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't you don't think about that. Your dentist is also your friend.

Yeah. Yeah. But you don't, you don't want your dentist calling you out of the blue. What if he's telling me that my teeth are missing? Hey, man. Uh got some bad news. I just feel like you have a cavity. Like, you want me to check it out? I had

a dream last night. Your your teeth were falling out. So, you might, I don't know what you've got going on. We're at the, I was at the sphere with him and he asked me if I wanted any, like he was going to get some like snacks from the whatever, the bar. And he asked if I wanted any candy.

I was like, I feel like this is a trap. Trick question. Like you were asking me if I want Skittles at the Sphere right now. Like, no, I see right through you. Yeah. Don't ask me that. See what you're up to. You're gonna offer me a dip later too, dude?

Patty. Dave, I see you're doing some Mother's Day ideas even though Mother's Day was a couple months ago. Are you just planning for the future? I don't know if we've got time for this one. Are you sure? I just wanted to offer this up. If anyone has a birthday or an anniversary coming up, that there's some new jewelry that's really hot in the streets and it's they're trinkets actually like the kind of trinkets you might get from like Cracker Barrel when you walk in and you're waiting on your table on a busy Sunday and you're like oh look at the trinkets this is from uh it's trinkets by Amanda Booth she does does custom creations. And um. Like what? She'll do memorial pieces. So, if you have like a loved one,

like maybe she'll, you can take the ashes of that person or hair from that person or maybe an animal. Um flower, fur, all that. Um a number of things including jizz, breast milk. So just check her out. Her trinkets are really good. Right now, I think there might be a special on the jizzy jewelry. Can you explain what that is?

It seems like an abstract concept to me. It says the jizzy fad all started here. She is the proprietor of the jizzy jewelry. She says, get custom and beautiful made pieces incorporating male or female samples Dylan from simple jewelry to sculpted masterpieces. Nothing is off the table and they've got a whole gallery if you want to view it. Me, I I'm going to go a different direction. I am just I am just team breast milk. Okay.

just I am just team breast milk okay because I think that's a it's a origin of life I didn't know she did breast milk designs too she does she does Dylan you could even do she's got dirty trinkets, sculpted penises, vaginas, breasts, anuses, come dressed up in a slew of amazing designs. Anuses, he says. Somebody, dude, tell me this. Hey, granny, go down to the dirty trinkets. Zoom in on that little toadstool one. Where are the dirty trinkets?

Scroll down. Shout out to Will. It's the toadstool one. Shout out to that guy who got really mad. Remember that? Dirty trinkets. Dirty trinkets. That guy was so upset. Dude. Oh, it's the Toadstool one. Shout out to that guy who got really mad. Remember that? Dirty trinkets. Dirty trinkets.

That guy was so upset. Dude, I still think his name was, I'd like that's Mandela effect for sure. That's Mario Luigi. I just noticed that. And Bowser. We learned something about Mario the other day, David. These are boobies.

Randy, do you remember what we learned about Mario? Yes. Can you explain it? Since you're the Japanese guy now? That I'm not sure. Well, we were told that he's not saying it's a me Mario that it's a me means super in Japanese. So he's saying super Mario saying it's to me Mario.

Not to me Mario. Did you know this? I could have been duped, but I didn't know it as of a few months ago because I saw some, some dude did a video. I choose to not accept that as fact. Yeah I choose I also choose to believe that it's a terrible Italian accent saying it's me Mario. It's a me but why would he just announce announcing himself? What would be worse you announcing yourself to everybody like I'm here or like just tell everybody how badass yours. How bad are you if I'm like saying the words like,

it's me, Will. You ever show up to a social function and you're like, it's me, Dave. Oh, we weren't sure. We didn't know who it was. There he is. It me. There he is.

It Micah. It the me. The Italian plumber with the mustache. We were wondering who it was. So shout out to Amanda. Hey, yeah. Go buy someone something nice. Send in your sample. Dylan, yeah, go buy someone something nice. Send in your sample.

Dylan, arts. Dirty trinkets. Little trinket. I don't think I wanna do one. You don't want a little trinket? I don't wanna send my sample in. Oh, you don't want a little memory piece? Be uncomfortable.

Okay, I don't know if that's Japanese. I just looked up super in English to Japanese and it's subarashi. Maybe we're duped. Maybe we're duped. We'll see. Can't believe anything on the internet. We'll see. You're going to be on boots on the ground over there. You know what? I'll do my own research. How about that? Can I ask you all a question before we get out of here? Yeah. I've kind of, I've had an issue lately and I don't know what to do about it. You know, you know how like they say never wake a before we get out of here? Yeah. I've kind of, I've had an issue lately

and I don't know what to do about it. You know how like they say never wake a sleeping baby? I've had an issue lately every Saturday morning since I moved into my place. And I'm at the point where I don't know what to do anymore. I don't hate these people by any means, but it's starting to be a real issue in my life as I'm trying to get my sons to just sleep in a little bit. So every single Saturday morning, there's a road biking group that goes by our house

Next to my house is a set of speed bumps you guys from out these speed bumps not talking about that Dylan Talk about the ones on the road. Oh, I was so confused. Okay. Um Yeah in the road biking crew, they're looking out for each other. That's what you do in the Peloton, you know? You gotta look out for your fellow man. Hey, watch out. There's a branch down.

You don't want to get thwacked in the face. Hate getting thwacked in the face, you know? Oh no, I know where this is going. But they do this thing where every time they go by the speed bumps, they yell pothole. And so suddenly the first person says pot hole. Next person, pot hole, pot hole, pot hole. They all yell it? Yeah, all of them yell it. My dog hears this and starts like immediately barking, sprinting out of the room,

barking to go out. It's seven in the morning. And I'm like, what do I do here? Like I don't want these people to be flying. I don't want there to be like a giant crash scene outside of my place with a bunch of bloodied road bikers because they don't yell pothole. But like you kind of do the same route every time. Can we just know that there's a pothole in this neighborhood and we don't yell it? I don't know what to do.

I think what you do is you find like a dead bear. Ooh, that's a good idea. You just like leave it out there. Just, yeah. Dead bear, dead bear. If I bought a sign that just said pothole and just put it right there, like what do you think they'd stop yelling at? I'm confused, is there an actual pothole? No, there just said pothole and just put it right there, do you think they'd stop yelling it?

I'm confused. Is there an actual pothole? No, there's no pothole. I think that's just like they're, I think that's what they determined for the group to just be what they say if something's in the road. What's in the road? It's kind of lazy. The speed bumps.

Oh, okay. They're just looking out for the speed bumps. So there's this place next to where I live. And by the way, this place is really interesting. It's kind of like a commune in a way. It's like really crunchy. And anyway, there's a there's a place in there, they do scream therapy, like to relieve stress, and they all just get in there in public and they scream together. What's enclosed, it's inside a place,

but it's like a little studio, like a imagine like a yoga studio. But instead of doing yoga years in there screaming. It's a real thing. So weird. I don't want to do that. That payout usually screaming doesn't doesn't do much for me. You ever just scream into a pillow and you're upset. The last time I screamed into a pillow is after a FIFA game that

I lost. It was my final game to win division one, which has been what I've been trying to do for my entire FIFA career. And I was up two to one on the guy and some algorithm of the game made the other team a super team and he scored two goals on me in injury time in FIFA, which never happens. And I lost and I was like,

I'm never getting back to this point for months now. And I just screamed into the pillow. It was devastating stuff, Dylan. Sorry, man. I typically scream during cowboy games. That's pretty much it. Yeah. And I will pillow scream.

I will. Yeah. Sally makes fun of me for saying sit down when someone gets hit really hard. I don't know that I do it. I don't intentionally say sit down, Sit down. Sit down. Kill him. That's what I say sometimes. Sally's a get him person. Get him. You got jacked off. They're trying to get him, Sally. Yeah, they're doing their best. He's pretty good. I don't know. Sometimes I wondered about the UT defense last season. Yeah, fair. The secondary, not great.

I think you should just build a privacy fence. With just deflecting sound. Yep. I don't want that. I kind of liked that the Peloton's rolling by the squad. No, that's dope. But like, I just, I don't know what's, I would love to have a situation where we could coexist and my dog wasn't waking up everyone in the house

when they start screaming pothole. No noise machine can cover up this bark of a dog I was in a situation where we could coexist and my dog wasn't waking up everyone in the house when they start screaming pot hole. No noise machine can cover up this this bark of a dog willing to take down an entire crew of road bikers. You gotta build a wall and make them pay for it. Yeah. Yeah. I I

could get their Venmo. I could stand by with like a should I just go out there every morning and just be like you should be like, hey, you do this every Saturday. Y'all should probably know. I'm going to get a sign that just says pothole and I'm just going to hold it there and be like, please quiet. Be sleeping.

Yeah. They just start yelling, will the freeze, will the free? I'm going to have like a beach. I'm going to have a beach chair out there with like a cup of coffee and just stand up every morning. Hey guys, we're going to be quieter now. Honestly, petition the city to remove the speed bumps. I'm going to petition the city just to remove just all road bikers. Okay. No, I'm not going to do that. That'd be mean. I don't, I still

don't like that they say pothole for everything. By the way, by the way, can I give you a little update on the girl that I almost hit with my car? Yeah. Remember we talked about that? Of course. So I looked the other day, there is no sidewalk from where she was running from. So she was running from. So she was running from a non-sidewalked side of the street to a sidewalk side of the street. And I was like, well, that makes sense why I might not have like totally like seen it the same way. It was an interesting realization where I was like, oh yeah, I've never seen anyone

run this direction because there's no sidewalk over here. I still fear seeing her every single day because she could justifiably yell at me. I feel like she got her justice in her mind. Yeah, there's still some egg on my bumper and I don't really know what to do about it. It's pretty baked on there. Damn dude, yeah egging is bad. Yeah, I didn't know that egg was so hard to get off a car.

You could eat the paint too if you leave it. I just drink paint like PMT. Oh. You ever had a piece of baloney thrown on your beat vehicle? No, I've heard that. I've heard bad things. Want to just take the paint right off? Allegedly.

I've never done it. I was hoping y'all had. No, we talked about doing it for a little bit. My buddy got like slammed into a car by some like upperclassman one time and we were like, dude, should we actually put baloney on his car? My buddy got like slammed into a car by some like upper classmen one time. And we were like, dude, should we actually put baloney on his car? Fuck this, dude. That's a funny thing to do. We didn't do it. That's a that's a step up, though.

That's a step up in pranking. Yeah, that that's doing some. That really escalates things. It does. That that that's when you start thinking about suspensions and like possible expulsions if things really get escalated. Yeah. Should we get out of here? Bye. Bye.