Circling Back - Defamation, Footy Elon, and Cory Matthews

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

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All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer. The only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name is Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Ruff. Straight up, today's going to be a hot one. It's hot outside. But, but, what if I told you today might be the last triple-digit day for a while? What if I told you that? Okay, you're saying for a while now?

Until, well, look. Until 2023. We could have an anomaly in September. i'm not i'm not willing to go that far but if i were to tell you today is going to be like 103 104 that stinks right not good stinks don't like that at all i'm not going outside but start out a little 98 tomorrow your boy gets so aged 93 friday for cooler weather 93 friday that's changing of season saturday you gotta look out you're flirting with a hundo straight up cooler weather. 93 Friday. That's nice. Changing of season. Saturday, you got to look out. You're flirting with a hundo. Straight up.

Just telling you now. 99. Dave, it's going to be over 100 probably double digit times before the end of the year. No. I will bet you $1,000 right now. That is not right. $1,000. I'm not going to bet $1,000.

$100. Saying that we're not going to touch 100 for the rest of the year is crazy. This little, what do we call this one? I said maybe. A line front. What do you think? This thing coming through that's bringing all this moisture. Would you say a line?

Yeah. It's mid-August. What are you calling it? Mid-August. A line. This thing is significant, Will. It's significant. Dallas-Fort Worth is going to be looking 80s.

We weren't in straight-up cool weather until mid-November last year. Just keep that in mind. So we've got months before it's actually not sweating season. He's not saying it's going to be 68. Thank you. I'm just saying the worst is behind us. Well, yeah, the worst behind us. But to guess that there's going to be no more 100-degree days.

This dude is straight coming for your neck right now. I know, man. I really am regretting even bringing it up. Wow. I'm excited, for one, Dave, about the news you're sharing. I'm just trying to preach, man. We need the rain. No, look, this app might be wrong.

Brett told me this app I use is trash. He's got some new one he uses. Yeah, the one he uses says it's going to be 82 next Tuesday, which I'm not seeing it. I'm not willing to go there. Wait, like low of 82? Because that's high. Big weather. I wonder if people are going to screenshot that and put it on Twitter.

Get that app free downloads. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. I forgot that I have this mug going right now. But it is censored, to be fair. There's no nudity on it. Hopefully YouTube doesn't see the mug and not realize,

oh, there's an emoji in front of that, and then ban us. That would be a bummer. No, they won't. They know what's up. The young man who sent me this, I would like to shout him out real quick as I pull up my DMs. His name is of course uh deuce gibbs i don't know if that's his real name or not why don't you just dox him

he said yeah he said if you want to shout me out that's cool i don't know his address but he sent me this mug also the ass mug that everyone is so fond of so this is just the mug guy your mug plug this is my mug plug yeah very cool thank you i've got a question about the mug i'm using dylan because i think you did this i didn't do that did somebody put a sticker on here and somebody did it seems to be holding up quite well well we don't have a dishwasher to be fair it hasn't run through a dishwasher as we do not have one but you think like this condensation- The dishwasher is me.

I wash dishes around here. I washed them earlier. Thank you for using a real mug that can be washed and reused as opposed to the waste creating- No, stop trying to commandeer the green initiative. You shower four times a day. No. Is that true, Dylan? Once. times a day. No.

Is that true, Dylan? Once. Once a day. May I... A line. Line. I know. It's just funny because of the cocaine stuff.

Oh, I see. May I switch gears and say something with a more serious tone okay son or not sunday monday i was out i was with my wife uh we were in the hospital and uh to right wind the clock back a bit see in february she had two very mild heart attacks on the same day followed up by he uh she had a stent placed in her artery to kind of open it up that was right before our wedding dealing with a few things since then uh don't exactly know what's going on but she's still having some heart complications anyway i'm not bringing this up to be like oh i feel sorry for me i'm saying it because if she were sitting here she would nudge me to say like listen to your bodies she's very in tune with what her body's telling her and she's encouraging like

go get a physical if something doesn't feel right go get it checked out heart is a very delicate organ obviously and yeah she would want me to share that with the masses aren't you getting a physical today was Was that you? I believe that's Will. Oh, it's Will. I'm getting one very soon. Go get your physicals. Listen to your bodies. Take care of yourselves.

Yeah. Shout out to Bay, who's hanging tough. She's got some more follow-up appointments and testing to go through, but she's holding tough that's all that's all now for more ass mug content yeah now back to the back to the now back to the fun i can't take that mug seriously it's just a lot yeah it's too much it's not meant to be taken i know it's just facing directly at me for the entire episode this might be a one and done mug for the uh the recordings yeah we might

veto this is not a fun thing to look at i'm vetoing it i'm vetoing it until to be honest i don't i kind of hate it do you really yeah oh come on i want i want deuce to send me a mug what do you want i don't know i just i just want i want the to send me a mug. What do you want? I don't know. I just want the joy of getting a mug. What about the one Ricky sent you? Oh, wait. No, this is the one Ricky sent me. I was going to say.

The toilet one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were wrong in Ricky when you started shouting out somebody else for this. I'm sorry to Ricky. This Ricky sent me. The toilet one Deuce sent me. Yeah. Okay.

I love Ricky. That's fortuitous. I love Ricky, but like i said this one the first one that ricky sent arrived broken this one might not survive uh you know its first trip through the the cleaners it might get might get cracked in the uh the old sink or something might get accidentally knocked off the counter i'll crack your skull if you crack my mug, Doug That would be too much I won't crack your skull Hey, new YouTube channel YouTube.com slash a bunch of stuff

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We also have been doing Worst Of. Next week tbd we'll see what we're doing next week um and overall just go leave a review support the podcast go subscribe on patreon uh leave a voicemail for tomorrow's patreon episode 888-618-4422 again 888-618-4422. Get in, get out, be tactical. Our good friends over at Roback sent us some shorts. We've been talking about them lately. You can go get your own shorts using code BACKER20 over at roback.com. I'm sure you'll see us sporting them everywhere. Dave and Dylan are currently wearing them right now. Dave popped bottoms earlier just to put them on in the office.

He did. They're very comfy. Yeah. They're my everything podcast shorts. It's a bold statement. I'm sore today. I got to work out my back. Did you give them the promo card?

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it definitely does so annoying have you gotten the the soreness right here where the forearm meets the bicep there's like a little tendon there maybe you should work everywhere maybe i should your t definitely drops it's, yeah, body falls apart. To go on what Dylan's saying, listen to your body, you should maybe go to a chiropractor. Get you a crack. Took Parks to the UT football practice yesterday evening. We had to walk about half a mile.

It's a long walk. He's seven, doesn't like to walk. I put him on my shoulder, so he asked me to. Pinched a nerve in my shoulder. Ooh. Did not sleep well. That's on him. That's actually on you for not getting him Heelys.

As a seven-year-old, the days of me putting him on my shoulders are coming to an end, you know? So I'm going to take advantage when he asks me. What does he weigh, like 50 pounds? 43. He's a very small lad. Right. Fritz weighs 43 pounds at this point. That's a big old kid. He's getting recruited by lad. Right. Fritz weighs 43 pounds at this point. That's a big old kid.

He's getting recruited by a bunch of like- Alabama? No, no. No, dude. Like Iowa and shit. Oh, really? Just corn fed. He's not quite Bama material.

He's Bama material, but I'm tired of- I don't want him to get overlooked for the NFL because he went to an underdog like Bama. Bama's going to beat Texas by 30, and 30 and it's gonna be ugly you don't know that as he laughs i'm not laughing at that yeah i am no it's tough it's a tough sketch check out too much dip if you like those hot sports takes yeah you okay though you can be able to pod you have full range of motion in the neck i do now i took some advil this morning and i i have a lacrosse ball we got one here too i know and i

rolled it out a little bit found that pressure point and i just sat on it for like a good five minutes you gotta get in there yeah oh yeah do people like the lacrosse ball people have just an absolute chokehold on people's neck issues these days they really do it's keeping the entire industry afloat i don't know if that's accurate i definitely would have otherwise never purchased lacrosse balls had i not that's facts my lacrosse ball will never be used for actual lacrosse exactly you know what's cool is when your son finds out that it's hella bouncy and then he just wants to throw it and it's just chaos. I say throw.

It's more of like a drop. Right. Kid doesn't have an arm. Much like his dad. Couldn't make the throw from third. It's too bad, man. It is too bad, isn't it? Yeah.

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Babbel. And the live classes. A language for life. I wonder what the number one italian podcast is circling back i don't know if that's it man by the way when i said you're a liar why are you a lot why are you allowed to do that i was quoting i was quoting davide our favorite italian i know look i'm familiar with him because of y'all. Is it the Ekansu guy? She's an actress.

What is the Ekansu? Ekansu is his girl. Okay. That threw me off. She's fire too. I bet. She's on Love Island pretty much. Is there anyone who's not fire on Love Island? Yeah. There's some like sixes mixed in. There's some mids in there.

Some mids. Okay. There's some Daves in there. I wouldn't say that. You're a hot man dave what if i was on love island like they bring out davide you're 38 fuck this dude's like full italian this guy speaks it's going on great shape hot tall davide is an absolute rocket doesn't have a podcast though not yet i'm sure with his i'm sure'm sure with his approaching 2 million followers, he'll eventually get there. Love Island question for you two. Does Love Island do the Bachelor strategy of post-show, they become influencers, do Bachelor podcasts, all that stuff? Are they immersed in a Love love island universe or do they

just kind of go do their own thing it depends i mean i don't know they have big enough personalities that they can just completely ditch love island like the top people if you went to the if you went to the top people's instagram profiles you would not necessarily know that they're on love island like they're not going to have in their bio and stuff but then there's others that like will do events or podcasts and things like that that's much more in the bachelor tone but i think they get so big in the uk that they don't have to worry about it like once you once you have six million followers like molly may has like i mean you don't you don't really need to to ride for love island because you can pretty much make your own at that point okay that's good to know yeah and let me ask one more question who is the host of love island or

is there one they well for love island uk it's a woman i don't know what's her name i don't remember she's fire too she's not the hosting things it's a it's a lot to unpackage on the love island front they had a they had one of their hosts. Got canceled? No, she killed herself because she was up in an abuse trial, really. And I think the public eye in preying on that was a lot for her. All right. And so now they have gotten a new host, but I don't think they put a lot of emphasis on the host for that reason.

I think it's become such a cultural phenomenon that like they they know that i did not know any of this yeah it's not good oh my caroline flack was her name yeah it's really sad but that's an issue with love island overall um people getting called out for being they call it muggy but like they've had a couple people um kill themselves over love island so it's like a couple people yeah they've had they've had to really take steps in order to make um make it a more or a less uh i don't know the word for it like wow i mean you just don't want the online abuse that the people are getting and so i think they've taken a lot of steps to make sure that that's minimized the current one is to get rid of the forums. The current one is Laura Whitmore. Yeah, I don't think she's like...

To be honest, and I don't want to... I mean, I don't have any issue with her, but I don't think the reception for her is that popular. And so, who knows? I think they're best served by having just an anonymous... I mean, people know the guy that narrates it, but I think having just like a faceless narrator is just much

more their move based on how big of a thing it's become. I'm so intrigued by this now. They should just get Sam Elliott to narrate. It would take too long. It would be. Like, all right, Sam, we only have 15 seconds for this. Dude, we're paying you by the hour. Jeez, that got a little dark for a second there.

I didn't want to not give Dave the answer that was correct. Well, yeah, I appreciate the correct answer. I didn't know that that was the case. I tried to go directly at the answer so that I didn't open you up to saying anything that you might regret. That's fair. Thank you. I was just curious because, you know. Because, well, I mean, I think that like.

The Bachelor was kind of unique in that the host was kind of the draw for a little bit for some people early on you see you see chris harrison played in the live event the pro-am of course did he really yes he did yes he did this is a good segue speaking to that let's talk about patrick reed he's also a mainstay at brett's favorite bar yeah apparently well no yeah i was because they blocked out a bunch of names from the pro-am list and but they didn't block out like donald trump and like other people and then they released a full list and chris harrison was on it and i was like what are you doing bud what are you doing you don't have to go play in this pro-am it's hard out here for a pimp i don't know if chris harrison is a pimp well

technically what's this what's this before you think about it what's this pga committee they're putting together and they're gonna like what try to block live golfers out of majors and shit is that the deal that's part of it probably i think you're talking about like the meeting last night yeah the one the tiger flew in for yeah the cat got off his plane and flannel and some jeans yeah just look like looking completely ordinary um yeah i mean he was kind of flown in or he flew into i guess kind of rally and reassure and strategize. Yeah, like, hey, we got to stick together.

Right. Okay. But yeah. Anyway, Patrick Reed. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. Did you ever in your wildest dreams think golf would become the content machine that the NBA free agency has become? Like, golf has arguably surpassed it.

Every day it's something new. Yeah. I think we talked about in 2019 when Reed's camp sent Brandel a cease and desist and just being like, hey, hey you, better knock it off on your shit. So he just, he just drags him sometimes? Just makes fun of him, talks shit on him?

If Patrick Reed does something like adjusts his ball while it's in play or puts his, you know, anything, anything he's been accused of doing or we've seen video of him doing. Yeah, Brandle's going to talk about it. And I'm not a big Brandle guy. I think he's a little bit sanctimonious. A lot of bit sanctimonious. Yes. But are the the things he's saying i don't like either of these people are the things he's saying about patrick reed in your opinion like in bounds or is he like does he say too much does he talk

too much shit on patrick reed no no i don't i don't think he does i mean patrick reed's troubles date back to oh fuck now i, now I'm going to get us. We're going to end up getting fucking involved in this. That's why I said, do we need to be concerned about this? Because, like, I mean, I've ragged on this Church of Scientology like a million times on this podcast. And now we've got the precedent. I hope the precedent isn't set, at least, that, like, Patrick Reed is just going to come at Brandel Chambly, who famously, famously at a beer-only bar in Ponte Vedra Beach ordered a white wine. That was true.

Who did? Brandel Chambly. He was at the bar. You were there. I watched him, and he looked at the menu for about 45 minutes after that, trying to figure out what he could get from this bar that was closest to a white wine. And I think someone eventually just went out and bought a bottle of white wine and poured him a glass oh wow i forgot about that he was no he did the most dad thing of all time and stood at the bar

with his phone flashlight on the menu trying to find something and i was like dude it's this is a beer only bar they only have beer here it's a beer bar stop trying to order white wine brandel you should have just gone somewhere else he was looking for some fermented white grapes at the time i didn't have the uh yeah the emotional relationship that i have now with brandel which is disliking him as a commentator former longhorn great oh don't how's that make you feel that's fine man no i don't think anything he's done look i spent a long time this morning reading up on some of this this patrick reed stuff this loss he sued brandon shambly for defamation um and it's just it's a lot of it's nonsense it's it's hilarious the the standard

that you have to reach for malice when you're talking about a public figure like Patrick Reed. It's probably not going to be met here. But I don't know what his endgame is because you've got this. You've got simultaneously you have the stuff with the actual live tour versus the PGA Tour, the players who are playing the live tour and the PGA Tour, and you have the T the live tour, suing the PGA Tour, and the TRO, they got rejected or upheld, whatever it was.

Do you still have up that part of the lawsuit you were reading earlier that has all the name calling? Okay. Well, first, set it up. In his statement of fact, yes, Patrick Reed's saying that the Golf Channel and Brandon Chamblee essentially conspired to defame him hurt his livelihood constructive constructively get him kicked off the pga tour which he resigned from famously but you know he they include a lot of um the personal attacks that have allegedly been said to patrick while on the course which they're like i can't believe for

i yeah they're saying that he created this atmosphere do you want me to read some of them i want you to read all of them yeah there's a line just tell me tell me when you've had enough okay well when you're done reading these induced personal attacks include but are not limited to now on the t the excavator you suck you fucking suck you jackass you coward shovel why don't you dig a grave and bury yourself in it that's aggressive you piece of shit no one likes you everyone hates you read good luck digging yourself out of this one where are your parents coward you cheater cheat everyone hates you cheater wait how about the one where he's called an ungrateful bitch just hold your horses chill out dylan you're going to miss this you cheater you cheat in college and on tour and you're a piece of shit beat the cheater's ass sorry webb for having to play with the cheat who did you piss off

why don't you introduce your children to their grandparents you ungrateful bitch okay this is just a sampling of what i've never seen the word ungrateful bitch in a lawsuit before not not that i read many but a lot of those seem fair here's the thing if you don't want to get called a cheater in the sport that you play professionally on television it helps to not cheat why why was he called an excavator because he grounded his club in the sand or something he like yeah he either he nuzzled he nestled his uh wedge into the sand trap oh that's right and yeah gave himself a little clear he cleared a path behind the ball the excavation there's video evidence of him cheating so it's like don't don't complain when people call you out for fucking cheating the excavator sounds like a villain in the uh siphon cinematic uh universe

you can't this is the smallest baller move to sue suing suing someone for defamation is small baller you're just showing that they own real estate in your head yeah like what if dylan's also dylan sued you and i for defamation because we say that he does cocaine and dm's college i was gonna say we pretty much defame dylan honestly this is this is uh encouraging me to maybe pursue something like that do it dude do it come at us um there's some funny elements of this and in addition what like not only what I just read, but at one point he calls Chambly the Skip Bayless of golf, or says he comes from the Skip Bayless School of Sports Analysis. He also says where Skip Bayless talks shit about LeBron James, Chambly talks shit about him. So he's basically saying he's a lebron

james of the pga or golf i mean that's a little bit of a reach but i mean yeah the comparison is there i mean some i saw a tweet that just pretty much said like dude like how long has bayless been doing this to lebron and lebron doesn't say shit he's now going after brawny did you see yeah i did he went after brawny somebody tweeted like he was like he was saying how his dad would like your dad would have thrown that down left-handed we after that a really impressive dunk a couple nights ago love that i mean how old is how old is brawny it's like 17 18 he's i don't know if he's fair game yeah i don't talk i don't talk trash to minors see the young we wait till. We wait until they get to their freshman year at UT.

The younger son is already like five inches taller than Bronny. I guess if you really doxed my soccer Twitter account, I'd probably definitely talk shit to minors, actually. That's my bad. Yeah. I'm sorry. There's so much. There's too much content from it and i i think we're i

think we're forgetting to include the fact that it's he's suing for 750 million dollars yeah big number 750 million can i give you guys a little rundown on his lawyer you can uh clayman is his name founded judicial watch, the conservative organization that filed 18 lawsuits against the Clinton administration in the nineties recently sued Hillary Clinton Clayman left judicial watch. And then of course sued it. He recently sued Facebook for $1 billion for not removing an anti-Israel page and represented a homophobic preacher in a slander lawsuit against Rachel Maddow.

Oh yeah. And he sued his mom. Um, according to a complaint file with the Florida bar, Clayman was hired in 2007 by Natalie Hum, a Daytona beach woman who along with her husband was accused of arranging sham marriages in an immigration scam. Hum claimed that Clayman didn't provide any legal service services for the payment. A mediator ordered him to return $5,000, but he failed to make timely payments. This is taken from an article. So this guy, the main part is he sued his mom he sued his mom over what didn't drew breeze sue his mom

there was something his mom and sorry yeah i think there was something there there was it was like i don't know the merits of that case but anytime you're in a you're litigating your your pop you're in a kindle situation. It's not good. Something's gone awry. It seems like he might be a shitty person. Maybe. $750 million. Where does that number even come from?

I lost possible winnings on tour. He lost sponsors. $750 million. He got constructively fired from the BGA tour. No, you can make the case that if Brandel didn't sully his name so much that he could have gotten that Tiger offer from Liv. He could have gotten that $800, $900 million offer from Liv. Tiger should have taken that.

No. Tiger doesn't need money. I know he doesn't, but if you take that deal, you definitely don't need money. You know what could have helped this this and it's not going to happen because i don't think he's going to play more than two tournaments a year going forward it's like it's like the cat's healthy and like all these events if he really wanted to save the tour he could go play in these like random events that like have the weak fields like he could have played in uh yeah the windham or whatever the fuck three weeks ago yeah but you obviously can't as he has a very you can relate

you once broke your leg famously famously yeah yeah different circumstances but on video were you surprised to see tiger driving yesterday i don't know what he's doing just at some point some point maybe you get a guy or a gal. He's such that guy, though. Who's going to be like, hey, Tiger, give me the keys, man? What kind of whip is he pushing? I don't know what kind of whip he's pushing. A courtesy car outside of the PJ. Is it a Subaru?

No, it's not a Subaru. I didn't know. It might have been. Kia Telluride. Nothing wrong with that. I like Kia Tellurides. Friday name. Sure.

Is what you were saying earlier. I don't know. I don't remember saying that this is going to be this is good content this is good content and i i can't believe it it's just every day something new people are gonna be taking the stand on this or is this just some bullshit lawsuit that's gonna get settled somewhere else well that's a thing so if this goes to trial and let's say we have to start doing depositions and stuff, stuff's going to come out as it does. So like, do you or anyone in your family run the use golf facts account widely, widely regarded to be a burner for that. So that's so widely regarded to be their burner. Like it's not even, that's not even juicy at this point, but you could ask

him questions to, you know, did you ground your club behind a ball in play at rest in a bunker? Anything like that. All this stuff. Because it's all going to be pertinent to what he's alleging. Because he's saying, I didn't cheat. What you're saying was malicious. And you were intending to defame me. You knew it wasn't true.

So, yeah. I don't think it'll get that far i don't think it's gonna get dismissed but i don't know it just seems like the the live tours strategy is just to throw as much shit at uh the modern golf institutions in the u.s as possible i'm just reading through some of the golf facts tweets. Shit's so lame. How many times does Patrick Reed have to start late early? Late slash early.

Not just all majors, but regular events too. That was a banger. His last three majors, he started at 415, 515, and now 315. T times by world rank. And if it's a draw, let's see it. Shut up. What's her name? Justine? If it's her.

Shut up, Justine. We don't know that. Yeah, we don't know. There's theory that it might be her brother, but we don't know. No one else writes for Patrick Reed this hard. No. No, they don't. Anyway. His home decor is also taking l's it's so tacky shout out to the woodlands yeah that house probably in the woodlands that house probably costs like 800k it's a modern

game of thrones it looks like the beauty in the beast castle yeah the the floating fireplace in the middle of the living area throws me off. Is that cool? Why are you doing this? That looks unstable to me. My fireplace needs to be into a wall, not just in the middle, right? It's just weird to have a floating fireplace. I should not be able to walk behind a fireplace.

It looks terrible. It looks like shit. It's actually a $.3 million dollar house per zillow from the outside it looks awesome nice pool good pool inside very tacky not great how much does that house cost in uh central austin oh god 12 million yeah love to see it certainly not little baller no no it's not a little baller move. What? Elon Musk buying Manchester United.

Ooh. This pisses me off. I'm not even a Manchester United guy or a soccer guy. I call him Man U. Right. For short. Safe time. He's just trying to be funny on the TL.

He did say last night on the TL that he was going to buy Manchester United. Someone asked if he was being serious. He said, no, it's a joke on here. I would never buy a sports team. And then he responded to his tweet and said, but if I were going to buy a sports team, it would be Manchester United. They were my favorite growing up. I don't want Elon anywhere near anything that i support when it comes to like

sports or anything he's become too much of a mean lord that like i don't think i if he bought the mavs like would you would you cringe every time he tweeted it's like god damn it i don't want to deal with this i mean i kind of already are not at the same level but i mean cuban's a lot cuban's a lot but cuban's at least uh he holsters stuff like elon is the meme guy at this point cuban's awesome cuban doesn't shit post yeah yeah okay that's see there you go but early days of cuban were very obnoxious and harmful i think to to the franchise do you think it got eyes on the franchise and a negative way that eventually turned into a positive way uh you could argue that i mean i think early on it was

like you know he's going at it with david stern the commissioner and going at it with referees the the mavs got into like a little skirmish on the court and he runs out on the court it's like dude just stop are we surprised elon hasn't leaned all the way into the austin fc good question it seems like something he would do is even around the scene at all not that i know of not that i know of i i manchester united is in shambles nothing good is coming out of there uh elon buying them think, would have to be my farewell. I think I'd have to say goodbye. No, you wouldn't.

I think I'd be done. Sully got smoked by that mid-team the other day. Yeah. No, I mean, which day? Was it Juventus? Could have been their first game or their second game, Dylan. Sorry. They're probably going to lose on Monday when they play again,

and they're going to have zero points, and they're going to be last in the league. What are they going to do with Ronaldo? Who knows, man? How did they get so bad? Piers Morgan tweeted last night that he's been in touch with Ronaldo for the entire offseason. Okay.

And about five out of the hundreds of news stories are actually correct. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Piers Morgan. I just don't want Elon to be like the saving grace of anything that I'm emotionally invested in. Like Twitter? Yeah.

I'm glad that the Twitter thing fell through. Is that kind of sneaky, like low-key that it didn't actually go through? I feel like it was not nearly talked about enough. Well, they're now suing him. For just not buying it? They're like, yeah. That's a tough look, too. When he started talking about all the bot accounts, you knew he he was gonna just backpedal all the way out of that deal

what is his what's his day-to-day look like what's he spending most of his time on twitter world's richest man twitter do you think he spends more time on spacex or tesla tesla i have no idea maybe not i think tesla runs itself at this is there any credibility or is there any action like i know there's fears but like how great of a fear is it that those teslas are not stopping for children and they're hitting you see that video like what what is the level of concern that we have for for self-driving cars at this point at least they use a dummy you remember that old viral video of um i think it was a it wasn't a tesla it may have been like a lexus suv or something it was supposed to stop automatically and this man who i presumably

worked for lexus wherever car company it was he was standing in front of the car and he just gets smoked it's really funny i think i hope he's okay. He passed away after that, Dylan. I was glad you thought it was. Dylan saw this. What was that site that Dylan used to frequent at Grand X all the time? E-bombs world? No, it was that video site. Oh, LiveLeak?

LiveLeak, yeah. Dylan was a big LiveLeak guy. I found it on LiveLeak. I always knew the internet was dead that day. If I turned around and saw Dylan on LiveLeak looking for content. Dylan's checking out cartel gore he's looking up the video stop you're like it's so funny you're kidding looking up a video of a dude getting hit by alexis i mean he's okay i'm john ralphio style i'm not gonna find it anyway some people know what i'm talking about and they're laughing too is there any chance

elon buys a team in la liga i mean sure yeah interesting you could do that you should buy barcelona who's famously uh financially in shambles right now famously very famous that's sad what's happened there but you know i'm a real madrid boy dumb question is there a salary cap over there soccer you have something called financial fair play. No cap. Which is not an individual cap on any player, but it is a cap on what a team can spend versus what they bring in every year. So you have to be able to spend. I mean, there are ways to skirt this. Yeah.

What we have learned is that I don't really think that the actual financial fair play rules ffp as they call it i don't think they actually do anything because i think that if you're big enough and you're smart enough team and you're just whatever you're going to get around it that's what rich people do very cool yeah very interesting you know rich people also do they don't hang posters on their walls you know they don't get thumb tacks and toss them on the on the the plaster brandy's right there you don't need to be rich to use framebridge exactly it's a it's a framebridge though it's a nice touch i recently used framebridge for the first time and i was very impressed i wanted to get britittany a picture frame from our wedding and it was a very simple process

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boy ben savage sounds like you just don't want to drag ben through the mud well what's let's talk ben let's talk ben real quick dylan have you ever seen boy meets world or is that part of your uh childhood that just never existed i i knew of it but i was i would never be the kind of kid to watch that you understand why he loved baseball like he was the biggest phillies fan and he liked to raise hell in his neighborhood with his boy sean this sounds right up your alley what was the premise of that show the boy meets world yeah well part of that don't you understand terrible name for a show let's start there no it's a good name for a show. It's one of the best shows. So dumb. It's the best.

What's the premise of the show? It's a kid in middle school wading his way through the real world, figuring out what's going on. I never watched it, man. He's trying to balance, you know, mischief with his boys, with girls, with, you know, hormones, with Mr. Feeney. Is Ben Savage the name of the actor?

Yeah. Any relation to Fred? Dude, I've been savage before serious question brothers okay you know how you can tell they look very similar i don't know you know what it looks like i don't think i knew that just now am i wrong i just taught no you're right oh you're right okay i i wanted i i mean i always just kind of figured they were yeah so see dave uh f fres savage famously was the lead in wonder years the wonder years the wonder years with um what's her what's what's the are you trying to remember the wikipedia you googled earlier so that winnie cooper oh yeah let's fucking go well what's the what do you call her off the show i'm not i don't what do you mean you have her off the show? I don't know.

What do you mean? You have a different name for her. No, I don't think I do. Okay. What's up with Ben Savage, though? What'd he do? He's running for West Hollywood City Council. Really?

He's getting involved, Dylan. Dude, if Ben Savage, if Corey Matthews is the one calling the shots in that neighborhood, you might find me looking for hanging out on Zillow in the West Hollywood neighborhood. I want Ben Savage in charge. Do you think he's trying to get pardons for his boys? Can you do that as a city council member?

I don't think he can. I don't know. But maybe he is trying to pardon some of the boys. He's got a poli-sci degree from Stanford. Oh, definitely. He should run for president. Previously interned with former U.s senator arlen specter

he told rolling stone in a 2014 interview that he was interested in government and structure and that an internship in dc is really all about connections yeah that's that's facts i mean i if i i'm gonna assume that ben savage does not have the clout to get like an honorary degree from stanford i'm gonna assume that he actually had to study and get this degree he went to class it's not like taylor swift getting one from like hobart or wherever she got it is it hobart it's called hogwarts actually what about uh millie bobby brown going to purdue because like once you have enough clout yeah i'm sure she'll be hanging out on campus all the time ordering dp dough with her girls boiler upside down is that what he said some stupid shit like that i don't understand what

that means yeah i don't either i mean why should i purdue yeah she could probably go to a better institution i would think does she know is this because is? Is this because she's British and has no idea where it is? Yeah, she's like, I don't know. She should have gone to Texas State. Right. She could have floated the river and shit. Yeah. Gone to Chimmy's.

Hell yeah. I think that's it. The Square. The Square. She's not going to be doing anything like actual classes, right? She's Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, it's probably online. Probably. We famously have an intern who hasn't been on campus in like three years. like actual classes right she's millie bobby brown yeah it's probably online probably we had

a we famously have an intern who hasn't been on campus in like three years that is so bizarre to a lot of it's covet related as you might imagine but yeah it's still it is still a stat that blew my mind i think tuition went up those years huh not at ut no way it's really cheap huh anyway i don't know what it costs what's his platform is he going to be a public safety advocate dude i heard he wants free ice cream in the cafeteria what if it's just it's just 10 year old ben savage from boy meets world it's just what his platform would be it's just it's just 10 year old ben savage from boy meets world it's just what his platform would be it's just like he's wearing an oversized philly's jersey and like jeans that are dragging on the ground sick nikes i'd be fine with that if he was married to topanga and she was going

to be first lady people would vote for him for president they would people really like topanga who she married to and she married like machine gun kelly or something topanga she married to somebody machine gun kelly it's somebody of note he's like an instagram workout guy or some shit it hard to say how she look i don't you know i'm not really worried about it looks like she's uh married to a dude named jensen carp he's an american producer writer actor podcaster gallerist and former rapper really here we go i'd love to hear some of jensen's bars wasn't wasn't that far off in the machine gun kelly thing yeah i mean they both dabbled i don't has there ever been a good MC with the name Jensen? No, that's the concern here. Yeah, his name is Jensen.

Yeah. I kind of want, I need to know what he's all about. I don't know. I will say the name Savage looks good on a yard sign. If you're running for office, like just Savage. You know, they say a lot of it's name recognition, right? That's what they say. You go in there and you see Savage. Oh, that's that's that name sticks out it's got teeth

there's a michigan state rep his name's john de moose it's just the guy you hate don't not no i don't know anything to be honest i know nothing about john de moose's platform so i'm not i can't speak on that de moose but his signs up in michigan just say de moose and there's a moose on it like tell me tell me you're not going to vote for that guy. If I told you the story about, I think I did. My stepbrother used to tell me that he went to school with a young lady by the name of Aaron Zwiener. Last name Zwiener. You have told this before.

And I was like, it was really funny. No matter what name you put in front of Zwiener, it's like Dave Zwiener, Will Zwiener, right? It's like possessive Wiener. I kind of didn't believe him for the longest time that he was making this character up. One day I'm watching TV and this commercial comes on. This local woman is running for city council and it was Aaron Zwiener.

I was like, wait a minute. That's the Aaron Zwiener. the zwienes yeah vote um i didn't i didn't vote for aaron where did she stand on the issues i don't know i knew nothing about her platform i just i was like oh there she is she's real last name is zwiener so why doesn't sydney sweeney get the same bullying? I'm sorry? Sidney Sweeney. Oh, weenie. I never thought about that. I don't know.

Wow. Meanwhile, noted city council member, Erin Zwiener. Did she win? I'm going to find out. Because people are more likely to vote for a person with the name Zwiener than they are for the other person if they don't know who to vote for. Aaron Zwiener is a state rep of Texas. Good for her. Good for her. She went to Westlake High School, according to my stepbrother

from back in the day. Still single, by the way. Or she didn't take on her husband's name. You can't get rid of that name. You can. No. You can't. You've already been elected. You gotta roll Zwiener. You can get rid of that name. Zwien's so funny, man. Mike, I didn't get rid of his last name. What if her son's name was Hugh?

Hugh Zwiener? It doesn't really work like I thought it would. There's a way to do it, though. Let's stop and think about how we would do that. Yeah, now I can't move on until I think of something that matches with Zwiener. What's she doing? The beauty of it is that no matter what name you put in front of it, it's going to play. Dylan, does she fit into your criteria of the only people you vote for are

HBO, hot people only? I'm going to choose not to comment on this young lady's appearance at this time. Probably the right choice. Yeah. I'm sure you'll comment later. And all I see is a professional headshot you know oh nice not enough to go on i learned recently i don't have a headshot so i asked randy if he had one i don't know why i thought he might just have one on his like in his bag of tricks over there you're always a back shots guy, right?

Randy liked that one. I'm sorry. What does that even mean? Don't do that. Don't make a very good joke and then ask what it means after. I'm sorry, Dave. Back shots. He's not.'t know what are we not talking about i mean i feel like we've covered everything we we got to back shots which wasn't even on

the rundown oh there's a yeah it's just why aren't we talking about this on the run yeah now i'm like wait what are we not talking about? Not us necessarily. I'm just talking about as a society, as a collective. Oh, the collective we. Plenty. A man, you guys ever heard of a guy named Barry O'Byrne? You probably haven't. No. Why?

By Barry O'Byrne. Why? Because Barry O'Byrne- Why is that? Doesn't exist. Oh, this is that dude. Barry O'Byrne doesn't exist. Oh, this is that dude. Barry O'Byrne is actually one William Howard Hughes Jr., a member of the Air Force, an officer in the Air Force,

who held a top-secret clearance and disappeared in 1983. That's the year I was born. Good year. Cool. 83. Did you think that day, when you were born, that you'd be making backshot jokes 40 years later? On a microphone? I did not.

38 years later. You left me speechless. Anyway. So he has since been, in 2018 this happened, Air Force special agents knocked on his door and arrested him for desertion because he deserted his post. The reason this is significant is mainly he did hold a top secret clearance. He was, in theory, working on a number of things. And the thought was that this dude might have defected to the Russians, might have been a spy. It's always Russia, man.

It's always Russia. They're so sketchy. About the Russia. it's always russia they're so about the russia in 1986 la times story uh titled sabotage missile missile launches there was a it noted a bizarre pattern of failed space rocket and missile launches by the united states and france in recent months um this guy worked on some kind of nato program that would have involved both of those countries obviously three launches Three launches of aircraft with U.S. surveillance satellites aboard, including the Challenger space shuttle that launched from Cape Canaveral on January 28th, which exploded 73 seconds later, killing all seven crew members were named as potentially caused by sabotage.

Those failures resulted in the U.S. having no ability to monitor Russia's nuclear deployments. So there is a school of thought, and this is all in the San Francisco gate. appointments so there is a school of thought and this is all in the san francisco gate um people are like this dude is this dude did he help sabotage these launches these satellite launches and all that we don't know if he was rediscovered in 2018 why is it just now hitting the news cycle great question thank you do you have an answer no okay i don't fucking know i think i know anything i'm gonna dig into this i want to i want to get to the bottom of it it's pretty wild um and he was just living in california he was remarried he was married his wife has since filed for an annulment of that marriage and i think he got like six months for desertion that's it that's it's not like in a supermax so he claims he tells uh authorities he's not a spy

so that's something that's totally something a spy would say yeah what isn't it kind of is a daily should he have a spy would you be if you're like yeah so can it come clean i'm actually a spy what's his justification for changing his identity as he he just wanted he was just over the air force wanted to get out of the military he wanted to vibe out on a different wave dude i get it this guy's up to no good man i don't trust this fella but what if i told you one of his neighbors said and tell He was very pleasant Thanks June Uh oh Quiet

Very pleasant Always waved Yeah Keeping Keeping him a secret Has been what's been Keeping me alive He would trim my head

Just for me Jesus Because I couldn't do it I paid a little extra for that I didn't mean that In a dirty way Like actual hedges. I did.

I saw it over the back shot thing. I'm sorry. Backyard. He would give me some. More like back shots. He would come over and work on my pipes for me. Always had a wry sense of humor. Always joking.

This burial burn. always had a wry sense of humor always joking this uh barry o'burn but that's his his fake name assumed name yeah okay barry o'burn it's a mid name it's actually not actually it's pretty dope and i hate to do this to you but barry o'burn is a great name barry o'burn o apostrophe burn b-e-i-r-n-e it might be beer name or bern i don't't know but it'll burn sounds tight that's lame what if i told you this guy was the reason that the uh the donkey closed down in austin darcy's donkey famously what do you mean by that because then well then i i hate this guy i have no i have no evidence that that's true i'm just asking now we can go to the

same place and get like a $28 cheeseburger Yeah and I ended up ordering the double patty one It was way too much What I've learned in life is that unless I'm at like P. Terry's It's like a fast food drive-thru place Ordering the second patty is just never the move for me Ooh I'm a second patty guy

You regretted it last time I saw you eat a second patty I didn't finish it, it was a lot of burger I ate more of my burger than you Are you fucking serious? Dave's in that C saw you eat a second patty. I didn't finish it. It was a lot of burger. I ate more of my burger than you. Bitch. Are you fucking serious? Dave's in that CPC, dude. You got one patty, dog. Dave's a CPC king.

I hit him with that double. I ordered a triple. Triples are best. Wow, that's a lot of meat, dog. Like the Big Mac, I get it. All the Big Macs do suck. But the patty is so tiny. You got a P. Terry's. You're not getting a double. You telling me that? No, I get it. Although Big Macs do suck. But the patty is so tiny. You got a P. Terry's.

You're not getting a double. You telling me that? No, I am getting a double. You have to get a double to get full there. Yeah. Single's a snack there. You're a snack, bitch. Shut the fuck up.

That was a compliment, dog. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, it's all right. Oh, I'm sorry. He was sentenced to 45 days in military prison. Radio burn. What does military prison consist of?

You're just sitting there getting yelled at. Military instead. I feel like military prison can't be that much different than regular prison. I feel like it's not as bad. Yeah, I feel like they'd forget about you. They'd be like, whatever. He's over there in this room. Maybe them forgetting about you is not a

good thing though i don't think they forget about you that's not how it works well i don't know why i've made that assumption some of them are tough because like there's that one out like ukraine or whatever where like you'd have to uh go down in the showers and duel someone and if you won the duel you could redeploy hey dave i just looked up what military prison's like can you read that first sentence for me oh okay it turns out it's a prison operated by a military oh i didn't think of it like that which makes a lot of sense it's interesting they're used variously to house prisoners of war unlawful combatants and those whose freedom is deemed by national security

us by the military i went to prison before um and soon after i was locked up this nfl quarterback was actually imprisoned as well and we ended up forming a football team and we played against excuse me we played against the guards in this like really contentious game it was wild the the warden was total dickhead yeah yeah real piece of shit real piece of shit like just had just an axe to grind and he also stone cold steve austin was there weirdly famously really yeah um wow i didn't know he did time. No, he just... No, he was actually a guard.

He just... Oh, he was a guard? It was like a side gig for him, I think. A little small for that position, but... Anyway. Yeah, it was weird. It was a weird deal. Dude, that sounds weird.

That's crazy, dude. That's wild, man. Yeah. Damn. Wow. Yeah. Reminds me of the time that I was falsely accused of murdering my wife and her uh lover and then uh i went to jail where i befriended a group of guys good dudes and uh

i crawled through miles and miles of sewage and then i went to mexico where i met my buddy from jail years later when you said falsely accused of killing your wife and her lover i thought you're making an oj play but you weren't no famously didn't do time for that one right this reminds me of the time that i was at camp and i met this person that looked exactly like me and it turns out that my parents had gotten divorced what does this have to do with prison their parents got divorced and and instead of just you know doing shared custody they separated us and so we decided that instead of going back to our respective homes we would switch go to different places you also switch accents too yeah yeah i had to learn a british accent for a little bit which is why i've

gotten so into like english soccer and stuff like that and so yeah it's crazy how it worked out but luckily for me like so they never told you my parents lived in like a vineyard in napa and like i never told you you had a twin fucked up twin brother no i was actually really bummed i was i was watching the parent trap a couple weeks ago with sally and and i was gonna bring up on the podcast how fucked up it is that like yeah it's pretty fucked up that like instead of just doing shared custody these children they decided to separate twins for the rest of their lives yeah and then i went out i was on barstool like two days later and there someone wrote a column about that like the same

day really i was like oh i guess i can't talk about that anymore oh there was a time you stole that idea from barstool remember oh yeah that was that was you famously which one what was it like all of them or was it you one of y'all did or would you got accused of it it was no it was one of our remote riders oh the remote rider who got accused he wasn't even a remote rider really yeah i didn't even know who the guy was i look i he's a guy i wanted to write he's a nice guy he's like yeah fucking right it did make it really easy to throw him under the bus not not having him as like a paid remote though yeah it's like it's like oh yeah i didn't cross reference to see if this thought has ever been uttered in uh society

reminds me the time that that uh that's something we don't have to deal with anymore i i hated dealing with that shit at grand x oh man like who's oh i know you stole this take oh we covered it first are you gonna not gonna credit us remember that tip who took some intel from that group and took it to barstool who came at us about something yeah and the guy at barstool who i will not name uh took a screenshot of those dms from her and only partially cropped out her profile so we figured it out which allowed me to immediately figure out who it was that was a that was a funny day that was a fun day i forgot about that yeah fun day yeah the worst part of that day for me is that i had to drive to houston that day and so i don't know what happened but my phone just started lighting up and i was like oh i might have to pull over to a rest stop and go through these text messages because these are

gonna be good we found her we found her um i'm not a solo bucky's guy i feel like that's a dangerous game to play might get lost or something strictly-ee's if I have to do it too. See, I've become a Buc-ee's fan at this point in my life. I never really hesitated with Buc-ee's. The bathrooms are insanely clean. They really are. That's the point. What Buc-ee's wants to do is have the best bathrooms and cheap drinks.

They have 500 gas pumps and the cleanest restrooms. And for that reason, I will go. I don't need those beaver nuggets. You know? Yeah, it's more of a weekend thing. And like a live, laugh, love sign. I don't need that at my gas station. I don't.

I'm still thrown off by what I saw at a Texas gas station. I saw a shirt that was catering toward your basic millennial type. It said, namaste, avocado. Can you tell me what that shirt means? Is there a joke there? That's awful. It doesn't even mean anything. Namaste, avocado.

Why are those two words together namaste namaste a respectful greeting said when giving a namaskar okay didn't help me at all i know it's something that i fake say at the end of yoga classes yeah i'm sorry i don't like i say it i do at the end when they if they start chanting or anything i'm not really doing that i'm just there for the stretching well if this said namaste in bed all day i'd be like at least they tried at least they tried to make that work that's cute no well that's because it's been done before oh um but namaste avocado simply makes no sense it's really dumb you tell people who are selling it like this shirt sally walked up and she's like what are you looking at right now i was like i've been looking

at this shirt for 10 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck this means i cannot figure it out for the life of it i couldn't get over it i was just like what you just dumbfounded like let's just make one that says namaste queso it's good it's good famously bay avocado one famously bay famously shout out to the jerky at bucky's they have everything man Everything I love it It's also like sneaky Really expensive in there Sneaky

You'll pay anything on the road though Not true There's a truck stop Outside of Hillsboro Where you can actually get A jerky for a fee Really? I don't think it's there anymore

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get away from the heat dude it's gonna be 97 you're gonna be fine here um but because of her her um heart concerns that i mentioned earlier she is not uh suited to travel at the moment so we're gonna we're gonna hang out here and spend some time with the kids i don't have anything going on really um my friday is wide open if you guys if a foursome with one available spot falls into your laps like my phone is working just so you know i have nothing going on nothing going on this weekend dave that's it weekend. Dave, that's it. I don't have anything planned. And you know what? I'm pretty excited about it. I'm going to do some golf. I'm going to do a golf related activity, whether that's just

go hit. If I can, if I can stumble upon a tee time, that's it's made it at a decent hour. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll hop in, but no, I've got really nothing going on, and I'm looking forward to that. In fact, it's been a busy last couple months. Fall is approaching, and I just got to take it easy, man. Maybe I'll go hit yoga. Maybe I'll go get my namaste avocado on. We'll see.

You can do that. Yeah, I don't have anything going on either, and that's somewhat of an intentional move. If I do play any golf this weekend, it will be on Saturday, probably Saturday afternoon. I'm done. I'm done with Lions in the morning on the weekend, guys. There were some absolute jabronis playing there last weekend.

Jabronis. Not a fan. Thursday was tough. I almost beat those guys' asses. Dude, there were some guys on the course the other day that like with even with yeah with you guys that were just terrible and like you in the morning it lines you're just it's amateur hour what i've learned is that i'm gonna go in the afternoon and just breeze through it so uh yeah friday i'm doing nothing i'm staying in

all right i mean i'm i'm staying in intentionally saturday you might find me playing a little golf in the afternoon and you guys might be with me doing it if i can convince people to do it nothing that i got nothing going on man we have a low pressure soccer weekend dave united doesn't play till monday which means that every game will be fun to watch with no pressure. Your boy, Haaland. Oh, yeah. Two goals in the first two games. Look, I'll put it on and have it in the background.

You know I like that. That's how you get in. I've been pitching starting stranger things, but I've been told we're tabling it until the month of October hits. I don't hate that move. At at this point it makes more sense what's the reason not to at this point you know what i mean i don't think you're gonna have any major spoilers dropped on you between now and then and even if the stranger things spoilers are just they're not they're not like other shows well he means demogorgon from the upside? I don't know what that fucking shit means. It's like, you can tell me all the Game of Thrones...

It's Vector time. You can tell me all the Game of Thrones spoilers you'd want, and there's no way I'm going to remember them. Oh, Tyrannosaurus did this to Demarius. Cool. Demarius. Tyrannosaurus? You were close.

Those are their names. Tyrion and Daenerys. Actually, you know what? I'll give you credit. I'll give you partial credit. See? Exactly. I'm not going to give you a zero.

Thank you. That's all you could ask for as a kid. Yep. Just don't give me a zero. Wow, we have some exciting weekends ahead, guys. Yeah, I have literally nothing going on this weekend. I'm going to just drink Vizzy at home. How about that?

And I might even go down to SeaWorld or Fiesta, Texas. I'm just going to sit outside in the rain and let it just enjoy it. Let the rain fall down on Dorn. Let it wash away. It's famously been very dry here this summer. Yeah. Very. Feel the rain on dawn's face could have just done skin his face though i'm just picturing him like looking up at it like he just escaped from prison after he crawled

through miles of shit right what if you found out that my brother and i had been my twin brother and i had been splitting time on the podcast he does the patreon episodes i do the free ones wow i don't know man that'd actually be sick that would be sick i don't know what i'm trying to think like did i just start thinking of how i could get a twin brother to do half my work what's his name bill and bill and will. That's confusing. Yeah. That's interesting, man. Yeah, when I turn 40, I'm going by Bill, by the way. I love that. That's what we've been decided. That's what's been decided.

Are you actually going to do that? When I'm 40, we're not having a 40th birthday party. We're having an unveiling of Bill. Just a rebrand. Over the hill rebrand. I've got a buddy who's turning 40 in a few months and he just wants to do like a thing for like a golf trip is that a thing you're gonna do i want to do something big i don't know maybe not a golf trip all right we're late enough in

the episode that sally's not listening nor is the person that's invested sally's getting she's going to she's going out of the country for a birthday party on december 19th is that too close to christmas wow where's she going i think mexico but i'm like can the birthday party like just not be like you know within a week of christmas it's a busy time yeah i don't like doing airport travel at all around christmas If I get invited to some Christmas party, like, oh yeah, I guess I'm going to be there without my wife. His wife. That's a little weird.

It's just really close to Christmas. Yeah, it is. Like, what are we doing? They don't do the COVID testing still there, do they? I don't know. I think they just lifted it. What if you're stuck there on Christmas because you got COVID? Not ideal.

Can you imagine if I pitched this trip? She's Dikembe Mutombo-ing me out of the gym. There's no way I'm going. No way. Ooh, maybe we should plan a little golf trip around December 19th. I don't even want to begin to think about pitching that. Let's go to Scottsdale hey babe we're going to Arizona

you know what I'll just say I don't do airports in December unless I have to I hate it it's just too much too busy my only hack is traveling on Christmas day my hack is to fly private yeah it's a good one it's something I've been trying to do more of

so if any of y'all have planes and want to fly me I don't know you and I don't have a good one that's something i've been trying to do more so if any of y'all have planes i want to fly me i don't know you and i don't have a good track record yeah that's true that is true we did get that company in trouble dude what's the track record at this place that's what golf hardos say when they show up to a course that's what golf hardos say when they show up to a course it's the track record stop no one says that let's get out of here everyone have a great safe weekend you