Circling Back - Diddy Doc, Math Homework, & New Balance Shoe Colors | Circling Back 12-10-25

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, All right, we're back. Wednesday morning. It's a circling back podcast. What are you guys giggling about over there? You guys look like you reading something real funny. then I'm not in on what's going on did you see that you guys got a side text that's fine don't say Wednesday like my dad does Wednesday you can start sorry I'm fucking down
Starting point is 00:00:41 home you can start seeing Houston too now I'm like say it the right way howston um my name is Dave uh to all the people that are new here because they found us through Texas dives I want to tell you this you have my word it gets better And it gets much worse. And it gets worse. Could go a couple ways. At DC Rough on Instagram, if you want to see what I'm about. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Oh, what? I'm promoting myself. Randall Trimbecki is going to produce. Hi, Dave. At Rainey Trimbecki on Instagram and everything else. You're going to promo? I'm going to promo. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:24 How you feeling? Feeling good. Dave had us in stitches before we started. He's just such a funny guy. Look at him. He's everyone's favorite, even if he takes L after L after L. Dude, just a rare Dave L. I'd call that to L Dave, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:01:41 A common Dave L. Oh, man. Hey, yeah, Chelsea. Oh, here we go. Yeah, what's going on? Like, I'm not here to tell you how to, is this a better phone? I just don't think it's cool to mock Chels
Starting point is 00:02:02 like that in front of everybody And I don't think she thought it was cool either I took a video a while back And I decided not to post it And then Parks Parks is in on this too He's like hey dad Remember how Chelsea's phone layout is so bad
Starting point is 00:02:16 And he took He just grabbed her phone and started scrolling And so I recorded it obviously And Chelsea was like People are going to make fun of me Don't post it's like all right I won't post it She goes you can if you want to It's just, if anyone's mean, don't tell me.
Starting point is 00:02:32 He knows it's going to be mean. It's just a phone thing, not a big deal. But how bad is that? I mean, it's one of the worst. Why is IG at the end? Is it because she, like, wants to look at it less? So she's trying to, like, kind of... Do you notice that she has two Instagram apps?
Starting point is 00:02:47 No, no, I missed that. I didn't know you could do that. Was she got a burner? She's got a whole burner, like... She didn't know either. Burner apps. She didn't realize it either, so she deleted one of them, and it deleted both. So I don't know what's called.
Starting point is 00:02:59 going on there, but she had two Instagram maps. I don't know why Instagram is on, like, page five by itself. Is Chelsea my dad? How awful is that? She's on a dad status with that phone. She spent, um, she spent like 20 minutes trying to make it look better last night. I'm not sure how, how far she got. But that's a project.
Starting point is 00:03:21 You can't do that in two minutes. It's ladies week here on the show. And, uh, later on today we're going to hear from the ladies, the will mommies, the Dave's dimes um whatever your your fans are called i guess they're just called listeners um okay but she said she set the ladies back a little bit with that and i i hate to put that on her but she did she said women back a few years sweet chels i don't know what she's doing man i don't know how you know how you if you download a new app it just puts it at the end right how does she have like one page with like seven on them i don't know and then two and then 20 like what do you do
Starting point is 00:03:58 How do you even do that? You have to try. It's simply too many swipes to get to important apps. I know. She's crazy. She's not winning the Nobel Prize for a woman. Let's double click into that. Who do you think should win the Nobel Prize for Woman?
Starting point is 00:04:19 You know. Someone. Kamala? I don't know. I don't know about that one. Okay. Fugging Reda Thumbull. MTG?
Starting point is 00:04:30 What about, what about Taylor Swift? She's doing stuff. She's out there. She was increasing economies for the past like two years. What about Susan Dell? All right. She's doing it. They did a great thing, Dave.
Starting point is 00:04:43 We're talking about. You got a thing for the, you're just mad that the Dells won't give to the NIL fund. You're right. I am. So you won't let them live. You have $150 billion. You can't break off a fat ass stack for Texas football. you went there dog he didn't care about football he did drop out he did drop out but he went there
Starting point is 00:05:04 he doesn't care about the game there's more important things like curing uh diseases you don't choose the game the game chooses you no i mean i guess and it did not it certainly did not choose michael tell fucking boner i did ride an elevator with him one time at our at the old grand x office yeah because he goes to the best chiropractor in town. Dr. Bob. Yeah. Along with The Undertaker and a number of UT athletes. And Dave. And me for a little bit. And I went a few times as well. A few people, I know a lot of people went to him. He's the man. Nice. He's the nicest guy. Nice. I used to see him at Gold's Gym in Westlake. He'd always say, what up? He was a, dude, he's a strong guy. He is. After he,
Starting point is 00:05:48 he's got glaze him. After he pops you, he goes, nice. He'll get behind you. He rolls up a towel. Yep. And it feels great. He puts his like, he has to stand on a little stool because He's not a tall man. He's not a man of size. He's bulky, though. Nice. He'll go. And he'll go.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Nice. Nice. I told Chelsea, she's just going to, I think she's going to go see him. When he hit you with that hip drop. Okay. What's wrong with Chels? Like, he's tackling you in the open field? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:06:13 What's wrong with Chels? Broken Heart? Do you break your heart? Do you go to a chiropractor for a broken heart? I don't know. Sternham play? No, I go to the bar. She's had a neck situation.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Neck situation. Underrated. She's got a neck. situation, huh? Yeah. Thank you, Dave. Okay. Probably from too much scrolling on her phone.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah, seriously. It takes her three times as long to get to basic apps as the normal person. I mean, do I need to play this for the people watching? Just go to your story. Yeah, go for it. What is this? My Instagram story. Just for a little context.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Dude, Parks couldn't believe it. Parks couldn't, like, Parks was like, what? Perks didn't have a phone and he knows how ridiculous it is. she's on aunt status yeah that's true we'll get into that later but yeah give a volume sheesh dude i'm glad i didn't text when you're recording this oh is that it are you sure there's nothing else hey man
Starting point is 00:07:20 then she's just hey man are you guys having your fun huh oh she's a good sport He works at his fist at his mouth cracking up. Yeah. He's like running around the room. Oh, head ass. Damn. Oh, too many ab head ass.
Starting point is 00:07:36 When Chels woke up today, did she know that she'd be the main character? I don't know. Seven minutes into the show. The boys are just going in on her. She's not here to defend herself. I'll tell her listen to this episode. She probably will anyway. Hey, Chelsea, you win my Nobel Prize for a woman.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Oh, that's sweet. Woman. What's the criteria? You just said she wasn't winning it. Maybe the committee wouldn't choose it, but I would choose her. Okay. Damn. The committee's like, nah.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Committee's just passing around her phone. It's just real? Come on. What are you doing? As I mentioned, listener voicemails is entirely female driven. 8886-18-48-48-4-22. If you're listening to this, there might still be time to get one in. Just call either way, ladies.
Starting point is 00:08:25 You should always call. I'm just tired of hearing from the same old dudes that I only play because they have cool southern draws. Yeah. Ooh, a lady with a southern draw. She'd definitely get played, right, Dave? Ooh, she says, like, crick. Player!
Starting point is 00:08:39 Cheltz has a crick in her neck, apparently. She does. You can intro me if you want to. What if you went home and Dr. Bob was just at home? Nice. Nice. I'd be like, wait a minute. You do home visits now, Dr. Bob?
Starting point is 00:08:55 What's going on here, pal? he's nice he's like come here dylan crack dude the one where you roll over and he drops down on your leg and like it's the hip one or it feels like you're hit in that's the one that feels better than anything i did cupping there once they do cupping oh i had all time this guy in the sauna a couple days ago took an l speaking of cupping this is dillan shivery uh if you want to see a white boy with a little bit of motion
Starting point is 00:09:19 check out me on instagram at d shivery okay d c hiv e r e r e r e great dude Um, all right. So in the sauna, a few of us in there, some ladies in there too, which makes it even better. This guy is in there. He gets up to walk out. Didn't notice it, but he had cups on in the sauna. He didn't notice it? No, I didn't notice it while he was sitting there. But he gets up to walk out and he's got like two cups on his lower back, like two on his upper back, which I didn't know that was a thing to do while in the sauna. But whatever, cool. I'm sure he's recovering well. Good for him. he goes to walk out he swings open the door but like the sauna door people try to open it as little as possible to like prevent a rush of cool air going in it's like common courtesy
Starting point is 00:10:10 it's a sauna play close it quickly and ball nowhere and he didn't leave himself enough room so when he like went to like slide out oh no he knocked two of the cups off oh no and they made like a pop noise like and they like a pop noise like
Starting point is 00:10:23 and they like That's embarrassing. It's like, hit the ground and kind of bounced because they're like rubber cups. Yeah. And like rolled to opposite ends of the sauna. And he goes, oh, no. Dude, I'm not kidding. It's like, like, it's like, like, one of them hit and like, bounce like three feet in the air.
Starting point is 00:10:45 The bouncy ball. I got to change gyms if I'm that guy. I can't see you guys anymore. And I was just like, and everybody's just watching it. And like, no one really like, nobody really moved to grab them. Like, you don't touch those. I'm not touching your couch. How many people were in the sauna?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Like four or five, but like it was a, there was a couple women in there. Was they hot? Yeah, of course they were there in a sauna. Were they attractive? I don't know. Because that makes it worse. I usually look straight ahead because I'm locked in. That adds to the embarrassment factor.
Starting point is 00:11:12 If it's a couple of uggos sitting there, you're like, oh, I don't care if they're they weren't augos. They weren't ugos. Okay. That makes it worse. That's probably even worse. They probably recognized you as the Fabletics podcast guy and said, oh, no, this guy's going to talk about on this podcast now.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Like, this guy over here's got a little bit of motion to him. Then we got a cup man over here. Dude, I'm just over there. I'm just sweating. And I'm the only one in there who doesn't do headphones in there. What's that temp looking like in there, dog? I want to say about 195, 190. It's up there, man.
Starting point is 00:11:38 It's up there. It's, you know, intense. I mean, I can only do, like, a couple hours. It's intense. I thought I was in a sauna. Oh, man. Oh, wow. The stories are loving it.
Starting point is 00:11:50 What are we going to call the Texas Dive fan base? The Divers? Obviously. Didn't that what they used to call you? Mm-hmm. So anyway, this guy just lost two cups. Did he retrieve them? Yeah, he got him, but it was just like, it was about eight seconds of just like,
Starting point is 00:12:07 oh, God. Don't even, like, just felt bad. Why did he have cups on at the gym? I don't know. I don't know if there's, maybe there's some. They might, I don't know. They might do it at the little training station upstairs, a little training table. They'll stretch you out up there.
Starting point is 00:12:22 I know they will. It's like the first thing you see when you walk. up it's a trainer just getting in there i know maybe they do cupping up there and he just kept them i don't know weirdo but yeah so anyway and then these two girls came in with one cup okay what happened then then what happened i left i was like no then a guy came in with a jar at home. That's too far. How is that too far compared to two girls one cup?
Starting point is 00:12:55 That is objectively worse. No, I don't know. Haven't seen neither know the lore or both. Do you know what he's talking about? The jar squat. That is way worse than two girls one cup. I don't know. The entire premise.
Starting point is 00:13:08 No, it's disturbing. Put up a poll. I'm not doing it. The way those girls go in on that shit is truly... I haven't watched it in a couple. Truly the most revolting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I'll have to check it out.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Never seen it. Not gonna do not watch it. I should. How have you never seen it? I know the lore of it and I know of all these videos. I know all about these videos. I've just never actually seen them.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Of course, I've seen meat, spin, and lemon party enough. Is there a way to fake that? Is it like? Yeah, girls don't poop. It's CGI. CGI? Or like, maybe they replace it with like a chocolate milkshake or something
Starting point is 00:13:46 after, you know. they swapped it out if you want that's what you want to leave on ladies week you guys are doing this yeah what do you do it we you're the only number I just told you what I saw what's wrong with people
Starting point is 00:14:01 god I don't know people are just messed up man seriously the jar squad I get it's it's really bad it's really terrible but I don't know Randy shows up on his tub girlish so we even really know that is more of a cake farts guy myself can we just move on man
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Starting point is 00:14:31 I was gonna bring up your Instagram Twitter Your tweet I just I just Went full onk status there Your tweet about like your crushes Dude I
Starting point is 00:14:40 I thought that had a chance To catch a jet stream And it didn't Ross responded He did And that was nice of him but I thought it would be like... It was a pity response.
Starting point is 00:14:51 No, I thought it was very... I thought it was a good... You know, it's a valid tweet. I didn't think it was going to go via. You know that tweet that's like, what's the lore behind... What is it? Behind your something.
Starting point is 00:15:02 And it just went nuts. It went bonkers. I thought they have a... Oh, yeah. Behind your pin tweet? No. Your background, maybe? Your header?
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Starting point is 00:16:50 Cuddling is good in theory. And then it's like, you know, I kind of just need my space. I don't really need your arm there. Yeah. I don't really need your leg on my leg. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That makes me too hot.
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Starting point is 00:17:52 like cool the the very nice older couple next door bag of bones they brought well they're very sweet people I asked a question
Starting point is 00:18:04 uh Paul and Falba Falba which is a name that's new to me they brought me a nice little plant. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:15 What type? I don't know. It's already, it died, to be honest. And you're supposed to be taking care of this point set of. All the other plants are thriving in my home, but that one, I don't know what's, I don't know. There's too much going on atop this fridge. I'm going to tell you that right now. Yeah, that's, Randy did that.
Starting point is 00:18:29 I would never sign off on that. I just don't think we need this there. I think it should go back to the coffee table. What was the, or anyway, go ahead. But the neighbor that we're talking about today is two doors down from this one. So it's right around the, right around the corner from me, basically. Not three doors down? They are three doors down.
Starting point is 00:18:46 They are three doors down. Because two down from Paul and Falmouth. How's it go? And they have quite the Christmas display and their front lawn. Would you still set up Christmas lights? Okay. Hit play on that for a player. The music, by the way, is coming from inside my vehicle.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Oh, so that you, like, tune into a radio station. I pulled up, because Parks was with me. I said, watch this, dude. We pulled up, and he's like, oh, those are cool lights. And then I said, watch this. I put it to station 91.1. 91.1. And he, I don't know how you do that.
Starting point is 00:19:26 How you, like, claim a radio frequency like that and play your own music. What station is it? 91.1. The cup. The fox. The cup? The house. Get your head out of the fucking gutter, dude.
Starting point is 00:19:40 It's like two female DJs. Get it out of the gutter. Oh, what? Women can't be DJs. How cool is that, though? You rather than be VJs? Like on MTV? Video jockey.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Is that what VJ means, right? I guess, dude. How cool is that? To me, play it again. What do you do? Green jacket winner. Talking to me? What's taking it out?
Starting point is 00:20:04 Fudging his scorecard. Do you want me playing again? What do you take it out? You play it again? What do you do you do that? What do you do it? What version of that song is? Is that Rihanna singing that song?
Starting point is 00:20:12 I don't know. but they have it goes through like a bunch of different songs they had Bruno on the other day who is that that's a Christmas tree singing
Starting point is 00:20:24 that sounds like I don't think the voice is actually coming from the tree though bud hey at least they didn't at least they didn't give you the intro to dire straits and then just cut it off
Starting point is 00:20:34 like that one scumb right yeah they actually gave us the goods here so I was wondering about this because like this has to be kind of annoying to be by, but it's just a radio station, so it's not like they're playing it out loud for the
Starting point is 00:20:48 There is a small speaker in the front yard, so if you're walking by, you can hear it, but it's not loud enough to disturb. What time do they turn these lights off? I don't know. They turn on at 6. Because on that tree, it displays today's show starts at 6 p.m.
Starting point is 00:21:05 It's kind of cool. That is cool. Yeah. It's neat. I don't know how you do this. Although we don't really have the trees for it. Yeah, coming from inside the car. What is atop of that? What am I seeing? Is that like the reflection of your screen?
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah, it's my screen. Okay, I thought it was Starlink. You know, I got screens falling down in my car, like, right? Yeah. Watching King of the Hill, I'm my screen. I think there's probably just a device. I'm surprised it's that powerful, but I know that I used to have like a little iPod thing that you plug into your car and you can tune into a radio and be able just for your car.
Starting point is 00:21:37 iPod thing? Yeah, before like airplane and stuff. How old are you? I mean, this was, this was. was that was right around like the 2010s where everyone had the either cassette player but if you didn't have a cassette player audio thing to be like plug it into you had to get one of those radio dialed tunes for the dude i had the uh cassette tape that had a chord yeah that's what i'm saying it was an adapter that was thinking about it now it's like yeah i think it was bootleg
Starting point is 00:22:04 i mean those disc man up to it worked they worked great though you're discman you didn't have a cassette player in your car it worked yeah yeah it was just just a weird time. Maybe you hit a bump and your CD would skip a little bit. Is that what you were doing while driving? A bump in the road. What's your deal, dude? It's all about sex and drugs, man.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Actually, it kind of is, dude. That's the podcast game. That's rock and roll, man. That's life when you're a motherfucking podcaster. That's right, dude. It's true. So this was cool, man. Cool little situation, man.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah. I'd like to know what goes into, like, if he can select all the songs for 91.1.1. one. I think so. The playlist. That's kind of cool. I think he does it all himself. I want to knock on his door and say, how do you do this, man? Do you think he, uh, do you think like for a joke he'll put on like Wesley Willis, uh, rock and roll McDonald's? Remember that one? No. Okay. There's some ball knowers out there. Remember rock and roll McDonald's. I don't, I don't know. I'd play a couple notes there, bud. Of rock and roll
Starting point is 00:23:11 McDonald's. Play a couple notes there, bud. Look it up. I remember the Burger King, Carol the Bell's, E-Bomb's World video. Oh, that feels nice. What is that?
Starting point is 00:23:22 Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. That's pretty good. You remember that? That's fine. They did it on Family Guy. What?
Starting point is 00:23:31 Whoa. Oh. All right. Well, cool stuff, ma'am. I think so. Yeah. It is cool. Shout to my neighbor.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Do you have any neighbors that Do you think might listen to the show? No. No. The guy across the street who has the skeletons that are just a permanent fixture, they have Santa hats on now. How are you feeling about the permanent fixture skeleton? And there's a keg, but the keg is like the table between them.
Starting point is 00:24:01 They're like sitting in lawn chairs. There's a keg table and the two skeletons. And they're up year round. Hell yeah. Look up Rock and Roll McDonald's lyrics and just read a couple of lines if you can. You know I can't, but I'll try. No, you're good at that. And while you're doing that, I'm going to talk about something I'm good at.
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Starting point is 00:26:05 What the fuck is this song? It starts off pretty nice here We got McDonald's is the place to rock It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to music People flock here to get down to the rock music Okay They rhyme music with music
Starting point is 00:26:27 Don't tell Micah He's gonna start fucking criticizing this one Then it's rock and roll McDonald's rock and roll McDonald's That's the chorus it seems Now we're getting a little critical here McDonald's will make you fat They serve Big Macs. They serve quarter-pounders.
Starting point is 00:26:41 They will put pounds on you. Does this, is this ringing a bell? I know the song very well. Rock and Roll McDonald's, Rock and Roll McDonald's. Yeah, yeah. Okay, McDonald's hamburgers are the worst. They are worse than Burger King. A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat.
Starting point is 00:26:58 A quarter-pounder has 28 grams of fat. This is just a critic. They're just reading off. Why are you nailing this, like reading it? Like, does it take you reading terrible songs? to just absolutely dominate. Yeah. We'll listen to it after the show.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Rock on, why did you even bring this up? Rock on Chicago. Wheaties. Breakfast of Champions. That's how it ends. You guys never listen to Stern, bro? That song stinks, dude.
Starting point is 00:27:23 You guys never listen to Howard Stern? We got to talk Diddy Dog. The Netflix one, the 50 Cent produced. A song that's number one on Nettie right now. You know, I saw it too. And I thought, I don't have anything to watch tonight.
Starting point is 00:27:40 There's a lot of chatter on the timeline about it. I've seen some clips. I'm going to give it a shot. And there's four epies, each one roughly an hour. And here is my, this is my new litmus test on, do I recommend this to someone? Did I watch two? and did I contemplate or was I upset that it was too late to start the third or start another one? And the answer to that is yes. It was like 10.30 when I finished the second one and I,
Starting point is 00:28:18 there was a split second where I thought, I could probably watch the third. And then when I was like, no, no, I need to get some sleep. I was upset. You want to see how you want to, you want it to keep going? Yeah, because through two, I'm glued to it. First episode is a Diddy origin story. Okay. So it's a lot of stuff you probably didn't know. You didn't know. There's a lot of hip hop hop hopper history that he was involved in.
Starting point is 00:28:45 So uptown records, Heavy D, among others. There's some names you'll recognize how he kind of got his start as A&R, working with Jodacy, groups like that. And you're like, wow, I didn't know he was around then. I knew, but I had no clue how he got his foot in the door. And then, so the guys they're talking to, it's like 50 cents not in it, by the way. He's just a behind the scenes money guy or producer, whatever. It's a guy who grew up with him and a guy who was with him at Uptown Records and a guy who was one of the first owners of Bad Boy, like co-founder of Bad Boy Records, right?
Starting point is 00:29:28 and they've since turned on Diddy but they're not like you're not watching this thinking oh these guys are just scorned they're just like looking to shit on Diddy like they're pretty objective about it and they don't seem like just disgruntled guys even though they have every right to be
Starting point is 00:29:44 episode two is when you get into the death of Tupac the death of Biggie remind me who died first Tupac Tupac after the Mike Tyson fight Vegas
Starting point is 00:30:04 Vegas and the Crips in L.A. who may have been involved I'm not going to give away there's really not I mean a lot of this stuff is out there but let me just tell you
Starting point is 00:30:16 if you grew up listening to hip hop in the mid-90s late 90s 2000s if you're like Dylan, who's a known associate of Diddy, you get your photo with him famously. It's true.
Starting point is 00:30:31 You're going to want to watch this because it brings back a lot of things where you're like, oh, there's just a lot. And you're seeing like into the psyche of this man who is clearly a psychopath. So probably a stupid question, but it does end like modern day with all the trouble. Yeah, I haven't even got there. The latter two, I believe, we'll get there. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:53 So I'm right before him and Jay. You remember him in J-Lo, right? Oh, yeah. So that is, I mean, there's so many chapters of this that are like, there's not like a boring chapter. Like, okay. I mean, all of it is like very dark and like just if even a quarter of it's true, it's like, dude, this dude's the worst. So that's the tone of it. It doesn't, it doesn't like celebrate him as like a musician, producer up and coming.
Starting point is 00:31:16 And then it's like, and then shit turns out. It's like throughout the whole thing. No, because like the whole, his whole way up, there's stuff that you're like, oh, this is a bad. guy like yeah yeah okay but i mean yeah i mean you're you're still you're getting both of those things you're getting like the public perception where it's like wow this guy this guy just knows how to make hits and this guy finds talent all but all you're getting these stories behind the scenes on how he treats people he's in relationships with people he's in business with he is a he is a like legitimate psychopath okay yeah i'm interested for sure i'm gonna are we ready to commit
Starting point is 00:31:54 to next week I think next week I think by next week we could all have watched it because it's a four-hour commitment and I promise you will watch this in a day or two like you will be like
Starting point is 00:32:05 yeah yeah especially you I mean you grew up listening to you know West Coast you remember the West Coast East Coast stuff that was a big player in in middle school junior high was it part of that whole crew
Starting point is 00:32:17 See Mace hasn't they've been brought up Mace yet like right now all it is is you've got Maybe that's why Mace got out the game because he was like this fucking dirty man that's the thing me he's left to go to Atlanta to become a preacher yeah so it was like saw too much uh hedonistic nasty shit that's a theory and I'm I'm hoping they get to that but like like Alyssa sat down was watching it she's didn't I didn't expect her to she's like oh and then she were talking
Starting point is 00:32:44 about like him and JLo and how that ended and she's like do you think Jalo any like half of this was going on I'm like maybe they'll get into that but she had to I mean, he was like a legit gangster. Really? Yeah. Like the way he handled things. That's a bad ombre. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Well, and it's interesting because he, his childhood, like, he grew up the way they say, like, not, he wasn't like a kid who was like living on the streets. Like his, like, his dad died. His dad was killed. his dad was apparently like this a fairly known drug dealer but they had money live with his mom and this other dude who lived in the same house as him like around a different floor whatever it was like the bottom floor of their house he is one of the narrators of this so you get a ton of insight under like how he grew up what he wanted to be and just kind of uh you know did his insecurities and just how like somebody could grow up to become this and it's it is wild yeah i'm i'm for
Starting point is 00:33:59 sure in trees especially like since like you said like i listen to all that shit growing up yeah all of that i was never that into uh like the puff daddy that that scene as much i was more probably like you i like i was uh if i had to throw up my set it would have been west side he was like he produced a lot of these tracks and he's always the guy in the background going like uh-huh yeah yeah yeah he's all dancing all in the videos yeah and then he he did he did you get a lot of shug night too oh that's another bad dude man that's a bad ombre that's a one bad ombre so i think i think you will like this okay in fact you definitely will so let's let's try to talk about it if we can get it all knock it out by tuesday or wednesday's episode next year that's our last full week of the month
Starting point is 00:34:50 next week yes i we'll probably have to have a meeting about what we're doing for the week of christmas but yes we'll be all next week i think tuesday i can i can get it done i'm also like i don't really know much about that whole uh that whole scene so i'm i'm just a young and like learning about it too you grew up with that that soft-ass shit that's why yeah you're not like us yeah you're not hardened fucking yeah you're not hardened gangsters i'm not a fucking geriatric millennial is what you're saying that's not nice I was running the dead rabbits back in the day dog
Starting point is 00:35:26 you were fucking popping your fucking what's that movie popping each other's assholes finger popping each other's assholes that's what you were doing that's what you were doing is that what you were doing? The way that Jonah Hill says it back
Starting point is 00:35:43 like seeing that that's probably one of the times I can remember like laughing my ass off in a movie theater put it on the yeah put it on the run it back but yeah uh Tuesday we'll say Tuesday maybe Wednesday but Tuesday also let me just say one of the more bizarre thing is after like Biggie dies I'll give you a little here
Starting point is 00:36:04 let me give you just like a taste a scintilla of how what kind of guy he was did he's like plan was after Biggie died he's gonna give him like the biggest funeral ever was like his quote and he made he made biggie's estate pay for it like it's just like that's fucking sorry and he clearly had the means to pay for it 10 times over oh and also when you hear like what went down you'll be like huh okay
Starting point is 00:36:35 and then when he comes out i remember very very well the vma performance was staying on stage doing the every breath you take song where you know he raps it's staying on stage singing it And, like, you know, they've got a choir. And this is right after Biggie died and, like, and, like, Diddy comes out, like, doing, like, his dance to it. And it's just really, watching it now is really awkward because you're like, you know, like, this guy is, there's a lot that the public didn't know at that time. That's all I'll say.
Starting point is 00:37:10 So, that is my, uh, recommendation of the week. He's really washing those hands out there. that's something else or was he opening something it slowly let a balloon out or was that a Lisa mattress he was popping open maybe
Starting point is 00:37:28 maybe he just got himself some new to coals maybe that's what it is maybe his toes are pointed firmly to the west you know when you live in Austin and you dabble in cowpoking like Dylan you need your toes pointed west you need something you can trust
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Starting point is 00:40:18 What do we got here? I sent you a pick. You all right? Throw it up there? Throw it up there real quick. I'll throw it up there for you real quick. I did something last night. Oh, you got some Italian.
Starting point is 00:40:34 What do you know about this? What are you noticing? You know it's Jets? Yeah. Was it powdered sugar on there? What's going on? No, it's Parm. But I went, I did something I hadn't done yet.
Starting point is 00:40:51 A friend of the show, Ryan, got me on to this. You can mash that turbo crust button now. Turbo crusts. What's a turbo crust? Signature savory flavor for the edges of the Detroit-style pizza, created by brushing the crust with a rich blend of melted butter, garlic, and Romano cheese. That looks so good.
Starting point is 00:41:12 It creates a flavorful, crispy, and cheesy finish that many customers love. I'm one of many customers that love it. So is this Romano cheese you're saying? Or is it crusted around? I was a little bit confused on that. But it might have been Romano cheese that they spread a little. Either way, it's really fucking good, dude. Turbo cross.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Is there an upcharge for a turbo cross? I don't even look about it. I didn't think about it. Damn, you have it like that. Yeah. I didn't realize that. You want to know how much it cost? No.
Starting point is 00:41:41 I could tell you. Because you can also, this just sounds like a jet sad. But I just wanted to point. out because I knew when y'all saw this, you guys might consider getting Jets for dinner. It's turbo time. I love a little mini table they put on there. What was that? That was Arnold.
Starting point is 00:41:57 It's terrible time. It's terrible time. What kind of pizza? He got a pepper crust on your pizza. He got two. It's not a turbo. It's not a turbo at all. You're going to watch Jing all the way this year?
Starting point is 00:42:10 It was 1954. I also had to get an a la carte slice of pepperoni for the boys. Okay. Now my friends, but my, my sons. Got it, got it. Jingle all the way, is it good? It's fine. It's very 90s, like, I think it's a kind of take on 90s capitalism, but it's good. Sinbad's in it. He's a ridiculous character. Sinbad.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Women be shopping. Phil Hartman. Ooh, the late, the great. His wife murdered him. True story. Very sad. He's your favorite SNL actor or SNL cast member's favorite SNL cast member. He was just, he was a glue guy. He could do it all.
Starting point is 00:42:56 He got smoked? Yeah, I think his wife shot him all he's sleeping with a gun. What's up with that, dude? With a shotgun. Don't do that. She was on a lot of drugs, I think. Oh, sad story. Do you remember, did you watch Simpsons, Randy?
Starting point is 00:43:08 Were your Simpsons kid? Actually, no. All right, well, I'll fuck off then. Yeah, fuck off then. What anecdote, Dave? Get out of here. I will. You guys want to finish the show out?
Starting point is 00:43:16 Nice pizza. Can I talk homework? Oh, dad, do we have to? Oh, we got to talk homework. I'm watching, I'm watching Lucas and Spider. I'm making fun of my kid right now. My son Parks is in fifth grade, and up until now, I've been able to help him with all of his homework. Because I'm an adult, and I know basic arithmetic, math stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:37 And it's finally starting to, like, catch up to me and, like, pass me by a bit. And I'm just getting to the point where I can't. help him like I used to help him. The fuck is this? I don't know. This question broke my brain. Oh? So it, this is a visual show.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Somebody in the chat can do this. It's a math, it's a math equation. Yeah. And it's, it's, you have, you're, they want you to find the area of a rectangle. Mm-hmm. One side is one fifth. The other side is three sevenths. And I'm just thinking, like, I've never seen a rectangle that has those dimensions, like,
Starting point is 00:44:14 with fractions on the side. Man, last time I saw a fifth, I don't drank it. And I know, like, this is probably, like, super easy. I don't drank it, dealing. But I'm like, what is, what the, I couldn't make sense. You don't know how, do you just multiply them, right? Yeah. You just multiply them, but how is the area of that rectangle 3.35ths?
Starting point is 00:44:33 Because it's 3.35th square, like, inches. So it's not like the same as inches. Like, if they, these were all units. So a fifth of an inch times three sevenths of an inch, is three thirty-fifths of an inch square inches square inches yes what dang so so the homework is actually to figure out the size of your wiener feeling that's actually my handwriting underneath it he did the rest of it but i did that one and i was like because he didn't know how to do it and i was like parks i don't either we had we had to like look up how to do it um how easy is it to do
Starting point is 00:45:09 this shit with chat gpt you can take a picture of it that's so Yeah. Chet, GPT will do everything for you. But this one, like, the question underneath it was also pretty difficult for me. Well, dude, I saw the box that I was just... Like, what kind of quite, why are these dimensions of this rectangle? Also, I'm not, I'm not a fan of how this is. It just, it's just a rectangle.
Starting point is 00:45:32 It doesn't say find the area or anything. It just, where's this? There's no equal signs on that number three question. What's going on here? Well, the rest of the worksheet will give you more context, because it's all about finding area and, do kids still do multiplication flashcards yeah
Starting point is 00:45:49 so like I think the most helpful thing ever was like fourth third or fourth grade when we would just do we would line up in two lines and you'd walk up and you'd be playing the guy or gal next to you like and you know you'd have you'd be going against somebody and the teacher would flip a flash card and it would be like four times eight yeah you never got it first one it was a competition and I remember doing it
Starting point is 00:46:11 and be like this is this is helpful Yeah. Yeah. This shit, though. Like, this isn't a hard problem, but the way that it just looks so confusing to me, and I couldn't, I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that the answer was 3.35th squared, square inches or whatever it is. It just doesn't clock to me. It's not clocking to the area of a rectangle is 335th. Now that I know that they're asking for the area, right, then like, I could multiply a fraction still. Yeah, I could see where you're coming from where it's like, it looks like it just looks weird. It's much small. than both of those fractions. Yes, that the case. Exactly. It's just how fractions work. So it's like if one, if the length was...
Starting point is 00:46:50 I guess I've never seen it in a square area. Yeah, in an area format like this. And I just, like, what's going on? So like if one side was a half an inch and the other side was two inches... Who's calculating this? It's like one square inch. So, like, it's just, it is weird
Starting point is 00:47:03 that it's just these fractions. But yeah. I still don't understand how that area is three-thirtieths. It's three-ththst square inches. What grade is, Parks? 335 square inches even you saying that doesn't clock to me he's in fifth grade okay so yeah we had to work through this one and needed his uh chelsea actually helped too we were all tackling this one because i just did chelsea have to swipe to get her calculator out it was she was on it was on page
Starting point is 00:47:30 seven she's like hang on guys yeah this is it's uh i don't know man okay here it still doesn't clock to me. Someone in the chat put, here's a good way I put it. Dylan, think of it just like this. You have a box that's six inches by six inches and that's 36 inches squared. That makes sense to you, right? Of course. But if you confer that the feet, that would be one half foot times one half foot and that
Starting point is 00:47:56 would equal one fourth square foot. So it's just that the way the fractions work. So one fourth square foot is the same as 36 squared inches. It is? Mm-hmm. All right. I mean, I'm sure it's right. Like, I'm not saying it's not correct, but it doesn't, my brain just, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:48:21 And you go back to fifth grade. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Dylan's going to go to be a test later. He does good in math. He's good, he's a good student. But yeah, this one, I don't know, man. You ever see those like They go viral all the time
Starting point is 00:48:41 Like simple math equations And everyone disagrees on them Oh dude What's up with that shit? I unfortunately still go on Facebook From time to time And it is just terrible No one knows order of operations on there
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah I know Pemdas Ever heard of it David Tin Soffel What's Pindas? Pemdaz It's that order of operations Parentheses multiplication
Starting point is 00:49:02 Division addition subtraction Pempset These exponents. Exponents. Yeah, if I'm a kid, I'm just like, I'm not going to ever use this. I'm going on to podcasting. I'm going to lead parks to podcasting at some point. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Hey, dude, if you know there's a kid who's just like, hey, I was going to take care of all this for, so. Yeah. Yeah, you know, man. The Maryland foodie boys ain't fucking doing fractions. Let me tell you, dude. I worry about, like, the ease. at which they can use that shit
Starting point is 00:49:38 to like get through like school AI you know what I'm saying like I know we had obviously we had like graph and calculators we had calculators graph and calculators but just like the lack of critical thinking that that scares me oh yeah oh for sure
Starting point is 00:49:54 for sure scary time we're still doing scary stories every night before bed I'm like making up on the spot to tell Rhodes because he wants a spooky story every night even though it's where like two weeks away from Christmas, whatever, we'll do it. And like, I'm like, all right, your turn. Sometimes he'll be like, I can't think of why.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I just want to go to bed. I'm like, okay. And then sometimes he'll do one. And they're always completely derivative of the one I just told. So it's just like, he'd be like, if mine had like a volcano, he'll be like, well, once there was a volcano that, like, he'll make it a little bit different. He'll be like, this volcano could not erupt. or his mind just kept erupting.
Starting point is 00:50:38 So he'll do like the opposite. But it's pretty funny. And like he doesn't know how to end it. And you'd be like, and then the volcano erupted and smothered the town. Burn the town down to ashes and that's it. That's tragic. Yeah. Like, okay.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Okay, good night. On that, no, have a good sleep. No survivors. Do you want to live? Little kids that love being morbid in their stories for some reason. Yeah. they love a story where and then everyone died it's like oh you don't know what you're talking about but okay it's dude by the way i know i talk stranger things a little bit every show now season four is terrifying
Starting point is 00:51:15 dude yeah he's a bad fucking dude and had i known how scary it was i would not have signed off on parks watch that's why i asked you because i was like damn dude i know parks he told me at dinner that's a fucking bad ombre yeah i wouldn't mess with vecta the way the way he says your name when he's approaching you the way that red the way that The clock hits. Pooleck is the scariest thing. Poor little Fred, man. Remember a little nerdy fucker?
Starting point is 00:51:41 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was kind of hitting that shit, though. Yeah. That was Dylan, before he roller skated away. What a terrible way to go, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:56 What's Vecna's problem, Randy? I don't know. Parks is doing areas of fractions and figuring out who's funding wars and stuff. Yeah, whatever happened with that. Did he figure out, like, who's fun in the wars? I don't know. I don't know. I would like to see his report on that.
Starting point is 00:52:11 I would, too. I want to see what the teacher said. I'm like, what's the teacher getting? Is this really what y'all are doing? Kind of feels agenda driven. Kind of feels a little agenda driven. Man, I'll tell you this right now. If I had to do it all over again, I'd be doing my homework while we're in Fair Harbor
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Starting point is 00:54:03 go on and do it do it do it do it must order for the harbor I got another segment get to the get to the harbor now yeah this segment's called what are we doing
Starting point is 00:54:16 okay what are we doing so I for those who don't know I'm quite colorblind it doesn't really affect my life too much I can still see color
Starting point is 00:54:29 it just, well, the world looks a little bit differently to me than it does to most people. All right. But there is one area where it does cause me quite a bit of difficulty. And that's choosing colors online. Because these brands, for whatever reason, have abandoned, like, blue, green. I've abandoned my blue. Orange. Or, like, even, like, dark blue or navy blue.
Starting point is 00:54:53 They don't even use those colors anymore. They got trick it up, dude. And so I'm talking to Chels yesterday. She wants some new shoes for Christmas. Ooh, she can get some Jordans? She wants some new balance 90-60s. And they're their looking shoes. She should get the new balance six-sevens.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Isn't that funny? It's a thing, man. Anyway, so I'm like, all right, we'll pick out the ones you want and send them over to a player and maybe he'll cop for you. See what happens, you know? Is that how you talked to her? Yeah, I thought I'd like that. Send him over to a player. That's why she likes you.
Starting point is 00:55:28 And so I'm looking at this website, and the colors just stopped me in my tracks. Luckily, she sent me the exact color that she wants, so I didn't have to, you know, choose on my own and decipher these code words for colors. Here are the colors of the New Balance 90-60s, according to their website. Slate gray with calcium. Okay. Okay, we have Bisk with frosted glass. Okay, so this is Slate, so this is, this is Slate Gray with calcium. That's Slate Gray with calcium.
Starting point is 00:56:09 These are good looking shoes. Like I said, Bisk with frosted glass. Okay, yeah, that's Bisk with frosted glass. Bisk with C-Salt. Okay. Hold on, on. Where are they? Dude, we can't, we got to stop doing minerals.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Bisk with C-Salt. There we go. Bisk with C-Salt. We have Gisk with C-Salt. We have. Garter snake with pearl gray. I think that was this one. Garder snake with pearl gray.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Okay, that one goes kind of hard. What color is a garter snake? That's hard. By the way, it's pronounced gardener snake. Hold on. Let's play a fun game. What do you think of what color it is? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:43 I forgot what a garter snake even looks like. I think they come in many different colors. Right. Which is not helpful at all. This is a light green. A very light green. And so this is, this is problematic for me in a lot of ways. A lot of these, a lot of these shoes are.
Starting point is 00:56:57 shirts would ever have pink in them. I'm not a pink guy. And it's hard for me to tell when there's pink in a shoe. Anyway, moving, moving on. This one has, this one's more orange. There's mushroom with arid stone. That's this one. Mushrooms come in all of your colors. We got to, we got to just not have a fungus in our name. Arid stone. What is arid stone? Does you want to know what color that is? That's a butt rock band from 2003. Like if I were to tell you, guess what, what color shoes are mushroom with Ayrid Stonewood, do you have any clue what that means? I would, but I wouldn't tell you. Moving on, we have Rich Oak with Timberwolf.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, that one, I mean, it's unhelpful, but that one I could maybe have guessed. Moving on, we have gray matter with pink taffy. Jesse. And those has gray and pink in the names. That's just a fun way of it. Oh, that's a cute one. It has some green in it, too.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I don't know if you can see that. I cannot. That's some cute girl shit. Point to the green. The border of the end and these, like, little zigzags here are green. They're like a light green. And so the website, they don't have all colors available. There's actually a different website that I pulled three other colors from, okay?
Starting point is 00:58:07 And it's the same shoe, different colors. This is the one that Chelsea actually chose. Truffle Salt with Timberwolf. That? Hold on Truffle Salt with... It's not on this website. Like I said. Go to the one you just had up, Randy.
Starting point is 00:58:20 This was pearl gray with shoreline blue. You can't tell, but that is like vintage Seattle Seahawks. Is it? Yeah, and it looks really dope. That is a cool color scheme, or color way, I should say, color way. Yeah, color scheme one? Colour way. Truffle salt with Timberwolf is the one she chose, which is not on this website.
Starting point is 00:58:40 I have two more. Rich Oak Timber Wolf. Rich Oak Timber Wolf. And that's different here than Rich Oak with Timberwolf? Yes. Yes, I think so. Or maybe not. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:55 It just might just be working differently. And finally, rose sugar with Angora and ice wine. Okay. I was looking for some Angora shoes. I got to have to look that one up. Rose sugar with Angora and ice wine. I'm assuming that some type of like pale red, but not like a pink with a little bit of cream. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Let's see. Hold on. Rose sugars. Here it is. Rose sugar with engris. Angora and ice wine. Yeah. The fuck is ice wine.
Starting point is 00:59:28 This motherfucker doesn't know what ice wine is. Do you know what ice wine is? What's Angora? Guy doesn't even know what Angora is. It's actually a good looking shoe. Yeah. She's a 10, but she's rocking the ice wine newbies. And so I ask again, what are we doing?
Starting point is 00:59:50 This is not helpful to people like me. What is that one called? This is really unhelpful for many. people. They're all saying Roe Sugar and ice wine. Look up Angora. Pretend I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 01:00:04 This one is Roe Sugar and Gora ice wine and then this one is Roe Sugar and Gora ice wine. But they're very different. This one is pink and like green looking like Cosmo and Wanda. And this one's like an ice blue. We just need to chill out, man. Angora.
Starting point is 01:00:18 How about a descriptor for like, there should be like a little are you colorblind link and then it'll like give it to you in like basic terms? Angora refers to the luxurious fiber from the Angora rabbit or Angora goat, known for its softness, fluffiness, and warmth used in high-end textiles like sweaters and upholstery, but require specific care and can involve animal welfare concerns, particularly with rabbits bred for excessive fur. But no one knows that without looking it up, right? I mean, I just, I would love to get Barrett in here and just quiz them on this. This one says brown tan And it looks like fucking mustard
Starting point is 01:00:56 At least this one says pink pink It's pretty pink I'm just tired He's tired I'm tired man Yeah Just give it to me plain Enough's enough
Starting point is 01:01:11 What are we doing Dude just hit me with that Sea salt Give me get that Let me get the new nubies With the sea salt And plus Bisk Bisk can be
Starting point is 01:01:21 different colors they're not all lobster No, but that's where my head goes Is lobster mish. Me too But that's not necessarily what it means It should say lobster bisque with seesaw These colors are ridiculous And I just like to think that the person that's naming them
Starting point is 01:01:36 Is like just someone sitting in a lotus pose Like meditating and they say What about this one? Garter snake. And they're like they just They gotter snake with clay They hit their little Moom
Starting point is 01:01:46 And just so fucking stupid And I like new balance man under two man but let me say the only color the only color way i like is red white and blue hey these colors don't run brother i'm looking for some colors that don't run at all these colors don't run brother no i'd like to see him try to trick up that name red white and blue i dare you to do it i'll go down to new balance headquarters and i'll tell them something hey you show us something hey dude better change that name yeah brother those new balance 960s the american pride color way.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Give me the New Balance July 4th. The Independence. I could see you point up in the New Balance, Jan 6th. Yeah. Oh, come on, yeah. What do those look like? Folks. Oh, that was fun.
Starting point is 01:02:39 That was a fun episode. We'll see you for Ladies' Week this afternoon. Bye-bye. Bye. Oh, it drops Friday, but we're recording this afternoon. All right. You know, Thank you.

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