Circling Back - Dillon Got A Dog

Episode Date: April 29, 2020

Dillon introduces his new dog (Stella) to the group along with some stories about picking her up, Texas is "re-opening" despite none of us wanting it to fully re-open, and Mike Tyson's weed company wants to sponsor Barcelona's stadium. We also talk Luka's new Jordans and This Weekend in Quarantine. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:45) Dillon Got A Dog (29:50) Texas Is Re-Opening... Kind of. (39:40) Mike Tyson's Weed Company (52:50) Luka's New Jordans (55:47) This Weekend in Quarantine Sun Basket: www.sunbasket.com/randy (CODE RANDY for $35 off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our houses my name is will defriess on the screen in front of me david roth i went to a bar last night afterward after the live stream man a couple were like, hey, dude, you want to just go get one more, kind of talk about some stuff, and I ended up going. So if my voice is a little raspy, that's why. And it has nothing to do with the Live Oak half of eyes that I had while playing Call of Duty until midnight. I mean, you know when they say one more, it never means just one.

Man, that's the thing about it, dude. I mean, Dave Dave as many times as many times that we've been to the bar after these live streams why didn't you invite me this time you had the puppy yeah you're also like you've turned it down so many times that like we have a side text without you

is that right I didn't think you were going to tell them but yeah I'm sorry dude we'll see about it you can only turn down going to tell them, but yeah, we do. I'm sorry, dude. We'll see about it. You can only turn down going to the bar so many times after happy hour that you have to get axed. It's me, Will, Brett, and Jim O'Hare. Wow. Jim got the nod last night.

Did y'all take a little skinny dip in his square acre pool? That sounded tight, man. We were doing a little jet skiing around it, playing a little jet ski water polo. Hell yeah. That dude's awesome, man. I'm a little upset that I missed that interview. Were you watching it live last night?

I watched. I turned it on right as Chantel. Chantel, that's how you say her name, right? As she was finishing up. And I put it on the TV up here in the living room. So I watched the entire gym interview. Man, we had fun last night. That was lit. That dude was lit.

I feel like it was, we're kind of like figuring out the happy hour live cadence at this point. Last I hit. It's got light. I was not worried about anything last night. If you have not watched it, go to youtube.com slash C slash washed media. Go subscribe. You can watch all these live streams in the archive. We got a lot on there.

Clips from the episodes, full episodes. It's just everything. Go check it out. I really want 3,000 subscribers. I don't feel crazy saying that I think that the happy hour live streams will continue past quarantine, man. That's how much fun they are. Maybe after quarantine, we do like one a week, maybe a Thursday. I don't know. Wednesday or Thursday, I think might be in the wheelhouse. My original thought was Thursday, but then I was like, man, how many times do I end up at Matt's El Rancho on Thursday

nights without planning to go to Matt's El Rancho on Thursdays? And the more I think about it, I'm like, we might have to do Wednesday. Either way. A happy hour is typically a little bit earlier than set. We do them at 7 o'clock here. We can move them up a little bit and still have room for Matt's. Who knows?

Just spitballing here. We can do it from Matt's but i'm worried about people commuting all the commuters yep i i just i don't want these people to be watching it like not live i i love the people that don't watch it live but like i i love the live interaction and comments it's the best part for me uh i learned last night that i can no longer do the live stream with the live comments open i don't look at them it's too much of a distraction i i i'm bad about it and i'll read i'll either read something that makes me laugh while i shouldn't be laughing because the guest is talking or i'll read something that makes me self-conscious like there'll be

somebody like oh is dave's mic muted and i'll be like well fuck am i not talking enough and then i'm like no no no just let the game come to you so i just i don't need the real-time feedback about my performance and so when we were interviewing chantelle i just went to private chat which is vip only and uh left it there yeah i i always end up reading them and if it's something about. Yeah. I always end up reading them. And if it's something about like Dylan, I always end up laughing. And then if it's something about Dave, I end up looking at Dave to see if Dave is like making any adjustments because I know he's reading too. And then we just got Brett just cheesing constantly in the corner.

So yeah, I'm going to leave it open because there's some great spinoff content that comes from there's great content that's what we have straight up we have some like straight up funny listeners and uh i don't know they're just entertaining i gotta keep it open man have we been banning anybody lately has anyone taken it too far no there's just there's some very obvious trolling happening in the comments but i don't think nothing that nothing that deserves a ban i don't think can we can we put micah on uh block patrol i'll fly with that just give him access yeah i would love that yeah just that'd be fun except for except for the fact that he would probably ban or block like 70 percent of

our uh our commenters. We can't have that. You know how he's got that itchy trigger finger, man. I mean, that's why it's good. Another thing, Dylan, I don't want to burst your bubble here, but while you were auditioning for Bro Bible last night, our numbies were great without you. Wow.

That makes him feel good. That's what I was doing. That's okay. You know, I'm a team player here, Brett. Okay? I don't need any personal credit. So we were saying in the side text that if Jim O'Hare does take your spot, you're cool with that?

If I get replaced by Jim O'Hare, what are you going to do? you're cool with that if i could if i get replaced by jim o'hare like what are you gonna do you know if there's anyone that we've ever had on whose wheelhouse is fun and easy banter it's jim o'hare i have never experienced fun and easy banter at the level that he was doing the fact that he and dave did like 10 minutes on just pools i was just sitting there at all like i don't know so like i was going through the comments on Reddit this morning, getting, getting some feedback and somebody like complained about having like too big of a guest on there. And I was like, uh, did you hear what he and Dave were doing the entire time? Like that was phenomenal content. Oh, let's be honest. Let's be honest. He's not, he's a, okay.

He's a big guest. He's recognizable from a show that most people watched in our demographic he's not like it's not like we had uh amy poehler on though like he's not he was just he was a big character you know it wasn't it's like we had mcconaughey on that's a big that's a guest that might be too big for us i think he's like the perfect i think he's like a small to mid-sized guest he's the perfect guest for us he's better than any poeh polar would have been talking to us like we could have had a lot of other characters from parks and raccon and i don't think any of them would have meshed with us as well as he did and honestly he was like a great fit someone complained because they thought that he was too big of a guest no no no no it was it wasn't really i i read that comment it was i don't know

somebody some people just are not used to the interview format i mean because it's it's different but these times are uncertain they have to realize that i mean yeah he he had the look in his eye where he knew that we could just talk like an acre by acre pool and be sarcastic and then and then dave and him ran with it. I couldn't stop smiling, as you can see by the picture that was uploaded to Circling Back podcast. Every screenshot we get, Brett, you're just like on top of the world, man. It's like the greatest thing ever.

To make Dylan feel even worse, I just want to point out and say that I thought everybody had their best performance last night from this little – Dude, Brett was on fire at one point. Will came in on Jim and just was like – he asked tasteful fan questions. Yeah. You didn't sound like a stan, but you sounded like somebody who really knew what he was talking about. Preparing for that kind of interview is weird because I mean, there's obviously questions that you don't want to ask because they're expected questions that he's been asked in every interview. But at the same time, it's like, well, I'm only really going to have

one opportunity to talk to like one of my favorite characters. So I'm going to take that opportunity to be a fan. And I don't want to do that in the future for any people that we have, but it's really hard to separate the two, so I didn't feel bad. Luckily, you guys were there to detract a little bit. It didn't come off as like you were a giddy child. It was good.

He was good, man. He knew that we liked him. He kind of threw shade at season one. I like the what's for dinner what's for dinner tonight jim question he's like uh i think we got some leftover mexican food in the fridge love that answer yeah it was perfect oh yeah can i go ahead and expose myself the stand-up comedian that lived next door to him i'm i'm unfamiliar with yeah no one knew no one knew no idea but i i gave him the he didn't he did give us credit he's like if

you saw a photo of him you'd know but yeah he understood where our lack of reaction there i thought he was gonna say like kanye west lived next to him or something like that i was thinking i was praying for rogan i was like please be rogan's neighbor what's rogan's dog's name tell that story marshall marshall uh uh we need we've got some dog stories in the hopper today should we should we get uh let's get into it after this dylan can you uh do the honors right now new sponsor new sponsor alert did you crush that new sponsor uh if you're looking to reduce unnecessary trips out during these uncertain times

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Get out of here. That's for the best, honestly. No offense. Yeah, it's probably better that you have meatballs arriving at your door instead of you making them. Yes. Yeah. I'm really looking forward to out-basketting both of y'all.

I'm about to get a basket like Graham off. Just wait, Dave. It's going to blow your mind. You guys are going to see what I do, and y'all are going to be like, wow, Dave really did it to him with the basket. I'm going to be hanging from my basket with my elbow in like I'm Vince Carter. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of this. That's ridiculous.

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It's Wednesday, bitch. Hell yeah, Dave. Dylan, are we allowed to use your dog's name for promo codes now? I don't see why not, man. Stella. She's got to earn it. She needs to earn it. Yeah. She's being to earn it. She needs to earn it. Yeah. Yeah.

She's being a good girl right now. She's sleeping. So, man, we had a storm last night. She slept right through it. Come on. So did you. So did you somehow, man. You must have been in a deep sleep.

You know what? Six hours on the road will do that to you. Yeah. I'm a deep sleeper as is. But, yeah, I was kind of tired last night. You're right. Dylan, can you just explain for everybody who might not have been in tune with the live stream or maybe have taken a couple of weeks off of circling back, what's going on right now in your life? Yeah, so I was about an hour late to the live stream last night, and that's because I was

on the road the entire day. Right after we recorded yesterday morning, I hit the road for Corpus Christi, Texas, which is about three hours, 15 minutes, three and a half hours away to pick up my new little family member, my new little puppy, Stella. Stella it is. We didn't know that you were doing Stellaella for like a while yeah did you have

a you had a short list of names are you willing to divulge those that short list or no i had a short list of names um maybe maybe yeah i had like seven on there oh and um and i basically like parks pick yeah parks we narrowed it down to two names at the end of the day. It was Trudy, which is a name that will, that will came up with on, uh, on this podcast. Actually, that was a, that was a, uh, I'm not gonna lie. It was a front runner for a minute. Yeah. I didn't know that was going to be a front runner.

I actually, I, I messed up when I actually pitched that because I was thinking Judy from, uh, uh, righteous gemstones, but I said, Trudy, and it ended up working out like you better actually i i messed up when i actually pitched that because i was thinking judy from uh uh righteous gemstones but i said trudy and it ended up working out like you better because trudy was great trudy is um i don't know man you know how i love people names for dogs and trudy is just it's just one of those out there funny funny names that i don't know anyway we settled on stella it's a great name I'm very happy with it. Yeah, so I picked up Stella from Corpus and drove back and got back here around 7, 10, and then I flipped on the live stream and watched y'all finish up

with Chantel and then with Jim, and I hopped on to do the little reveal, man. She's been great so far. Can I ask you a question? Was Debra putting Stella to work like she was randy working the rigs from three to midnight in the corpus christi bay i i don't think so dave no no you know what just checking and for those for those who don't know uh yeah so i i use the same person the the same breeder that Dave used for Randy. So Randy and Stella are half siblings.

They share a father, which is tight. I mean, Randy is a great dog, and that's kind of why I was drawn to this breeder. You want me to? Hey, I'm not kidding. At 10.07 a.m., she texted me. Do you want me to read it? It's very nice. Okay.

texted me. Do you want me to read it? It's very nice. Okay. She says, was nice to meet and put a face to Dillion, spelled with I-O-N. Come on, Deb. Seemed excited about getting Stella. Hopefully Randy and Stella can be good friends. She loved to play

rough with her siblings. She was my tomboy. I did not realize you were partners. He really admires Randy. Thank you. Funny, I had five people who were in line if he changes mine. I could have sold 10 more pups. Never would have guessed this during COVID-19 period.

These are uncertain times. LOL, is your address the same? Wanted to send you something for the referral. We just talked about this. Not necessary. It's not. I'll get it and donate it. All I did was give you the referral. We just talked about this. Not necessary. It's not. I'll get it and donate it. All I did was give you her phone number.

She's a very nice woman. She gave me a huge bag full of toys and food and medicine and stuff for her. So she knows what she's doing. She's doing a good job. Man, Stella's tight. Ken to Randy, how can you not be tight but I have a funny story about when I was picking her up oh so he's this last night when these puppies are born they Dave you already know this but they're color-coded she doesn't give out names

to all the puppies because obviously the owners are supposed to name them so they're all they all have different colored collars on so there's like blue girl yellow girl you know green boy stuff like that they're all color-coded so the one I was picking up uh was lavender that was the color that was chosen for her so I get there and where she's you know I meet I meet her and everything and going through she's explaining stuff to me and tell me what's in the bag and going over paperwork and all that and then so they come microchipped already right and for the microchip there's a corresponding barcode and you know number that goes along with all of them she has a huge list in front of her and so her husband is there he scans the microchip and he reads it off to her.

And the number didn't match what she had on her sheet. And she goes, can you clear it and try it again? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he thinks, I guess they thought there was a malfunction or something. He scans it again and reads off the number. And she's going through her list again, and I can see the looks on their faces. It was like, oh, fuck, something is not right here.

She goes, that's yellow, girl. So I'm pretty sure they gave my dog to the owners that were supposed to pick up yellow. And, yeah, think i think they switched dogs she's she's like she tried to like brush it off it's not a big deal she's like i'll get this figured out and i'll let you know i'll send you the right information at some point but they switched they i don't know how it happened but they switched dogs at some point not that it matters they're all the same dog i mean as long as you're not trading dogs at this point you can't you've already oh no you're gonna drive back to corpus and trade that's your dog is mine this dog is

mine no matter what i'm not i'm not swapping with anybody at this point but i don't wonder how many times this happened before they clearly they tried to like not startle me and act like you know and make me feel like they didn't know what they were doing. So she tried to play it off. It's like, oh, we'll get, we'll get it figured out. And I'll send you the right paperwork eventually. But yeah, they switched, they switched dogs. What did, what did Stella do when she met you for the first time? When she saw him.

So they have a, a gate set up that divides the kitchen from the living room. You've seen it, Dave. She immediately, she's, she's so small enough that she could fit under the gate. So she crawled, she like army crawled under, basically, to come say hi to me. And I was tired. She came right up to me. And on the way home, she crawled in my lap about five minutes

after we left the house, crawled in my lap, and slept the whole way back. I was like, come on. You need to post. Today's about to be your biggest IG day ever. I'm waiting for Parks to get here. I don't want to post without him yet.

I want to do something with them two involved. Tomorrow is likely my post day. I have having so many people have DM me or texted me, my sister. You guys need to, you, Will, and Dylan need to get together,

get the dogs together, and just Instagram it. Like, just go Instagram live, just like the dogs hanging out. I was like, yeah, that'd probably be pretty fun. Yeah. I mean, she's obviously – she's only 12, 12 and a half weeks old, I guess. So she's still little. And, you know, unfortunately, this is like the time to get like dope grams off and do fun little play dates and stuff.

But, you know, in these uncertain times, Dave, it's hard to do. What kind of ground rules are you going to have for Stella around the house? The main thing is she's not going to be a bed or a couch dog makes sense floor i she's got this big comfortable bed i got her so she's going to be she's going to be on the ground um i just i not they they're shedders and i don't want uh all that all that hair on the couch and on the bed stuff that's pretty much it she's going to be inside with me she already let me know she already whined at the door when she had to go out and drop a deuce which is tight that's huge that's a nice time they they crate trained her already so that that's a huge bonus i got a crate that she slept in last night didn't make

a peep she loved it um yeah so that that's pretty much it she's gonna have free reign of the house for the most part dude the paws on that dog yeah she's gonna be a big girl dude are you ready for this i think so yeah hell yeah bring it on what's your walking loop look like dude i'm in like the best spot to walk like maybe in the entire city i'm not even kidding there are so first of all the neighborhood is tight on its own, man. There are kids, people walking all over the place. But about 100 feet up the street from me is like a gravel trail that goes through the woods. And, like, it just kind of winds throughout the entire neighborhood. And it's a mile and a half long.

It's a legit trail. And it's surrounded by, like, woods. And it's cool. So we're in a really good spot. She's going to love it. Have you found a vet yet? I think I'm going to use Will and Sally's vet because they speak so highly, but I'm open.

I don't really know. I've got to contact him today. So that's on my list of things to do. My advice would be to find somebody who's not a complete beating to get to, like as far as proximity to the crib. That's the negative to Will and Sally's vet is that it's a Mopac. I still don't really know where you live, Dylan. No clue where Dylan lives.

No idea where Dylan lives. Couldn't point it out on a map. If Dylan called me right now and was like, dude, someone's inv on a map. Couldn't, if, if there was like, if Dylan called me right now and it's like, dude, someone's invading my house, come over here and help as soon as possible. There's no way out.

Yeah. Like I'd have to call Micah and be like, Micah, we got to drive around for a while. Y'all got to come through a man, right? Right. When this thing's over, I'm having a house party.

Y'all got to come through. Have you lit up the, the patio yet? No, I haven't gotten the, the strand lights yet it's it's gonna happen yeah okay i got big plans for your patio so i might just interior design it oh shit wow wouldn't that be exterior yes it would yeah i just exterior design on a room outside so you can kind of go both ways with it it's it's the interior of the backyard yes yeah remember when remember the waitress at uh al alma called me out for not knowing what al fresco meant yes that was a funny day dude that pissed me off i was really angry

about that because i was right damn yeah you were right i don't i don't really understand what that was about i think she was being flirty. I think she was on her flirtiest behave. Different languages. Different languages. Honestly, that pales in comparison to the bartender at Everly that just absolutely flamed Dylan into the next dimension for ordering a – what did you order?

Dude, she just snatched my manhood from me. She snatched my manhood from me she snatched my manhood i ordered a frose she goes i'm not gonna bring you a frose i was like oh did you are you out of them or something she goes no i'm just not gonna bring you a frose i was sitting there i was i was at a table with guys who all order had like whiskey drinks someone may have gotten a martini or something i wanted a frose and i've been trying to track down a Frosé for months, and they were like, I couldn't find one. Finally, I was like, oh, yeah, it's Frosé time, baby.

And she just completely, damn, crushed me. I know, man. She was being flirty, though. She was flirty. She was wearing that flirty fit. Oh, yeah. I actually brought this up when I interviewed the general manager for Sunday Scaries, and he laughed at it. He was like, yeah, that sounds funny. that oh yeah i actually i actually brought this up when i interviewed the general manager for

sunday scaries and he laughed at it he was like yeah that sounds funny that's hilarious i was like i was like i'm not going to tell you this story if you're gonna if you're gonna punish any of your employees for it and he was like no we're good oh i gotta listen to that i didn't do it on air i didn't do it on air i'm sorry oh no i didn't i wasn't gonna expose you like that oh hey hey will will can you commit to uh throwing rosie in the car and we'll throw randy in the car and we'll go do like the we'll do the drive-by of dylan's house today yeah we can do it roll down the window and let him say hi yeah we can do that yeah we can make that happen yeah that works yeah rosie rosie she's loving the new car like there's so much space for her to roam now that i've put all the seats down and she just has it it's just great so yeah i think

we can do a drive-by spray the block with cute puppies you don't gotta see where i live too man i've been in this house for over a month now you have no idea where i live yeah it's good i'm gonna i'm gonna really i'm gonna put your neighborhood on notice as i've got randy in the back seat window rolled down i'm just ghost riding the whip right by your front door i think i'm gonna pull up into your front lawn please don't go it's right dave there there are kids all over this neighborhood man gotta let them know buddy dude dave wouldn't it be a funny bit if like we just never went to dylan's house throughout the term of the lease dude i i would i would uh-uh I would have to find a new podcast it's like I got a buddy he lives in New York City he's lived there for since he was in

college he's lived there for so long and the first time I visited him I never even saw his apartment just like not once and he was like dude what are you doing he's like you're like the worst friend you took you eight years to visit me out here and then you never looked at like even went to my apartment I was like yeah I'm sorry not a good house guest yeah let's coordinate i want to go we're gonna go do this funny dylan have you decided what you're gonna reuse that uh that extra room you just have for no i mean i thought about turning it into a playroom for parks um but no i mean it's it mean, it's just collecting boxes and furniture that I have no use for right now.

So Dave can still pad the walls and the floor and do UFC training. Yeah, I mean, I don't see why not. Okay. Well, Parks texted me. He wants to turn it into a dojo. Oh, really? That's weird. We tried to do jujitsu that time, he was totally not into it,

so I don't know what changed. He told me he needs to work on his striking. He said he's really getting into the Muay Thai stuff. He said he found some good YouTube videos, and he wants me to work on it with him, and I think I might. So I'll be at your place tomorrow to build out that dojo. Interesting that he went to you for that. you don't really have a background in and no i do i watch a lot of ufc so okay yeah dude he's gonna meet stella tomorrow it's gonna be on oh it's not today dude i can't wait for him to meet this damn dog you need to make this happen now it's kind of yeah like make this happen the reason i the reason i had to bail

on the live stream last night because he was going to bed and he was dying to facetime with the dog so he he met her virtually last night um all over the house she wouldn't sit still she she's not familiar with facetime believe it or not so uh did park say nice to meet you yeah yeah he did did he give her some he gave her some digital pets yeah yeah yeah i'm excited for him i texted you know we're out here digital booping dogs in 2020 i texted dave yesterday in the in like early afternoon i was like hey we need to plan for dylan to not be here for the live stream tonight. And Dave's like, no, I think he's going to be here. Like, you've got plenty of time.

And I was like, no, like he's going to have a brand new puppy alone in his house, arriving at his house at like pretty much 7 p.m. There's no way that this is logistically like going to work at all. And you made it happen, though. You made it happen. Better late than never. She when I when I got there, she kept me there for much longer than i thought i was going to be there for so because they were trying to figure out which dog is which talking my ear off and trying to figure out which dog they were giving to me so it took it took a little bit of time but they said they said that

originally that they weren't going to get let her let her go with you they said they weren't sure about you at that stash so that stash was just kind of putting off a weird vibe yeah yeah luckily i had a mask on when i was in there so they didn't did you did you for real have a mask i mean that makes sense i just i didn't even think about that she asked me to because her husband she said my husband is high risk so please wear a mask when you arrive like yeah no problem nice oh that's nice what was the trooper count on the road i saw a lot actually oh yeah exactly what i said that there's a ton of cops out right now my theory is just that you guys aren't driving so you're not seeing cops that much like brett's driving flying i don't i don't know if they're pulling people over because I was driving way too fast.

But they're out there, man. You're crazy, dude. There's no one on the road right now. Dave, I think this is a good segue. Can you mansplain the Texas reopening to us? I can. Let me capital in my notes. Yes.

I can let me uh capital in my newts uh yes uh and by the way I did see some criticism that I mansplained a joke to Chantel and I it wasn't that I was man I knew she would get it it was just that it was a reference to something she had said like 45 seconds prior so that's why I dropped it was silly and this is me letting the comments get into my head. I didn't even see those comments about that. Okay, good. Well, then, hell yeah. Did you guys know that Texas defeated the virus? First of all, let me just ask you that. Nah, you got to think they didn't, though.

Well, we defeated the invisible enemy, Will. Per the Texas Tribune, this happened on monday uh texas restaurants retailers and other businesses can reopen on friday parties of six or less disposable menus and limited capacity are among the new rules um essentially for retailers and malls this is just in texas malls and retailers across texas can reopen but must keep capacity limited to 25%. Okay, now there's a little bit of a different standard for, I believe the word is rural counties

with less than five confirmed cases. Retailers can serve up to 50%. So I don't know who that applies to. It's definitely not Austin. Nothing rural about here. But the food courts are going to be closed, including play areas, interactive displays. They are all closed.

Restaurants on Friday, dine-in service, same capacity, 25%. Basically, that's what we're doing. Although Greg Abbott, the governor and former, I guess he is a Duncanville Panther alumni, he thinks that he's going to keep the alcohol delivery stuff and to go in place after all this, which is a positive, I think definitely a positive.

Have you guys done it? Yeah, I did. I got a, I got a frozen margarita from taco flats the other day and just dumped it immediately into a Yeti and took a walk. It was great. Hell yeah. Yeah. Like it was, it was so easy and because you have to buy food with it because that's one of the rules with the takeout, you have to buy food. And so

we just bought one single flour tortilla, fed it to Rosie on the walk and then just sipped on some marks. It was great. That's all it takes. Yeah. flower yeah no sorry one it was a corn tortilla i i was mistaken there but like we were like yeah this is the best situation of all time how much did they get a rose delivered to me it was the first frozen drink i've had since quarantine started and i have to say it felt really really good especially outside like walking under trees and like actual outdoors it was it was a phenomenal feeling that only made me want to do it more okay question so may 1st which is friday that's the day that this goes into place and we can actually we're allowed to go to restaurants when will you personally decide to step out and go to a public place like that oh Oh, May 1st, easily. May 1st.

If they're doing this, it means the virus has been defeated. The invisible enemy has been just completely destroyed. Catch me at midnight at Little Woodrow's or wherever, man. Wow. Weeks? There's no way that I go within three weeks, I don't think, unless there's a serious downturn. I just looked at the coronavirus stats for the city of Austin, and the curve has yet to be flattened. So I'm not

really feeling that great about going out in public. I've seen a lot of idiots out there that are still just like that weren't even social distancing in the first place. And those same idiots are going to be the ones who are going to restaurants first. And so I will be avoiding all of the first wave. The first two weeks, I mean, this weekend for sure, not touching anything. My plan will be to, I won't be going to restaurants or anything, but I will, I will, uh, my first step will be hanging out with people like y'all like in like small, intimate dinner settings or something like that, like going to see Dylan's puppy or whatever it is.

Yeah. And then two, three, four weeks, we'll see how it goes. But I'm definitely not going to be out there. This kind of feels like when you get your wisdom teeth out in high school and you get some pain meds and you feel like you're good, so you go out the next day even though they tell you you need some pain meds and you feel like you're good. So you go out like the next day, even though they tell you you need some time. And you drink a little bit and then you end up getting dry sockets. I hope I'm wrong, but that is my analogy.

You just you pass out with your mouth wide open. You're just breathing in all that air. The painkillers like, yeah, you're just screwed. Yeah, I hope the Texas is going to get dry sockets if if we're not careful yeah i don't i don't think i'll have a problem staying in especially since the people who i usually go out with which is you guys won't be going anywhere what i am i am kind of worried about um the 18th when gyms open up when gyms open up i'm gonna be so tempted to step out and go get a pump in but um that's what still three weeks away so that's not terrible i don't know we'll see if there's one

person who's gonna intervene when you start talking about going to the gym if i don't feel comfortable it's definitely gonna be me being like we sure we sure we should be doing this oh yeah i probably won't honestly but it's gonna be if, if I, if I engage in any high risk behavior and we're back in the lodge, I fully welcome any criticism as long as it's done tastefully. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I don't want to like criticize people, but at the same time, like I also don't want coronavirus. So it's like really hard for me to not just kind of be like very blunt with people I know about this stuff. i think you have to be blunt otherwise you kind of get guilted like i don't know it's just weird it's a weird scene out there i don't even i don't know i want to go to parks i just want to go like bring

rosie to a park and like just go do that i'm just tired of being in the same like i don't know i've lived in i've lived in a smaller uh sized area than jim o'hare's pool like i haven't really moved that much it's true well i can i know you were wanting to run fives recently so let me give you the low down on outdoor sports texans can only play sports that don't include contact with other players and only four people can play at a time that rules out most sports including as you know basketball yeah and when i'm d when i'm-ing somebody up, my hands are all over you. When I'm backing you down, I'm throwing ass right into you. Yeah, and I'm pulling on your shirt.

I'm just slapping you. I'm kneeing you. It's just going to be ugly. So, yeah, we can't run faster. I love how physical you play the game of basketball, Will. God. Yeah. You can just feel my sweaty meat just feeling all over you.

It's great. Will, it's just Will and Chino's, though. Yeah, I know. I don't like playing in Chino's, but they're pretty breathable. It's like you're breathing in Chino's, dog. Fucking Will Lambert over here. Oh, come on. I'm Tayshaun, dude.

I got that silky smooth lefty jumper. You are not Tayshaun Prince. Dude, I'm tayshaun dude i got that silky smooth smooth uh lefty jumper you are not tayshaun prince i'm tayshaun prince he has a completely different skill set than you no dude we're essentially the same person dylan you'll be fine though because you don't play any d anyway oh yeah you don't you don't play D at all, dude. Everybody calls me Dennis Rodman, man, when I'm on the court. I don't know. Ever since your ankle injury. Ever since your ankle injury, people have been trying to drive by you because they know that you're a little gingerly on it.

All right. Come try then, bitch. See what happens. I'm left-handed. You don't want that. Dude, I can't dribble left. I can't dribble left. You have no left hand. No, I'm left-handed. You don't want that. Dude, I can't dribble left. I can't dribble left. You have no left hand.

No, I'm not. A right-handed layup is hard. Yeah. Let me ask you guys this. When will you golf? Because I feel like that's a little bit, you know. I will golf in the next four weeks yeah i'll do it before going to a restaurant i think if i had to guess i would say that i'd be i might not

actually do it before going to a restaurant but i'd be more willing to do that before going to a restaurant if that makes sense i i have no guarantees i'm trying to think of other activities that i want to do that like require stuff but I'm just realizing how limited my interests in life are. It's just pretty much restaurants and like maybe golf. That's fine. I will also be much more into the patio restaurant than an indoor situation. Oh, alfresco as they call it. Yes.

Can I give you guys some stats that may make you reconsider all of this? Yeah, sure. This is about testing. So with a population of more than 27.8 million in 2018 and over 200,000 tests administered, Texas has administered about 777 coronavirus tests per 100,000 people, ranking 48th a month among states in testing per capita. ranking 48th a month among states in testing per capita.

So we're not doing good testing, guys. Wonderful. Perfect. We're getting dry sockets. The last 15 seconds, I lost audio, so I have no idea what you said, but I'll just assume it was good information. Well, he said it was good information, bad news. Texas is near, near last in testing.

Oh, fantastic. Love to hear that. And then he said something about dry sockets. I'm not really sure what he was talking about though. Can we talk about Mike Tyson real quick? How would that even work? Yes.

Let's talk Mike Tyson. Okay. I apologize in advance because I'm bringing a soccer story to the timeline right now. But Mike Tyson, apparently... So there's two things in this that I did not realize. One, did you guys know Mike Tyson owns a weed company? Yes. I did not.

I only know that from his Rogan appearance. Is it legal in Las Vegas? Nevada, yeah. I think know that from his Rogan appearance. Is it legal in Las Vegas? Nevada, yeah, I think so. Okay, because I had no idea. And two, I didn't know that Barcelona doesn't have a stadium sponsor, which seems really stupid for a team of that size. And it turns out Mike Tyson tried to buy the stadium sponsorship that they're offering up this next season.

He tried to buy it for his weed company, which I kind of love. So to set the scene here, Barcelona has never had a stadium sponsor. And the only reason they're doing it this year is to raise money for coronavirus. And I just want Mike Tyson to have... I want it to be Mike Tyson's camp new. Essentially. You said that he tried. Did they deny him? They apparently denied him,

which does not make me happy here. Let me read it. Let me read part of the story. I'm really worried that when I opened this tab, that a news thing is going to pop up and start doing really loud music. So I'm going to talk just so it's not jarring when this eventually happens. Um, sounds like we're good. Uh, yeah, it's, so it says they, they claim that they have not yet received an offer from Mike Tyson's cannabis company with

regards to buying naming rights to camp new. Uh, but a source said that the club are open to offers from anyone and they have to be serious companies or brand, but apparently they're not considering his to be very serious. I don't understand why you wouldn't take Mike Tyson selling weed seriously. He's legit. It's a legitimate undertaking. I think from everything I've heard about it, like he's got legit funding and everything and he's got a full, what is it?

Dispensary. You can go visit and stuff. I don't know if there's any tigers there. Probably not, but I don't know. He's worth it. Dave, can you guess how much he's worth?

Oh, I definitely can. I would say Mike Tyson is worth $55 million. No, it's too low. I thought you were going to get this. $550 million is what I said. Oh.

Brett, do you have a guess? Dylan, you were wrong. Mike Tyson, I don't know. One, one, 100, 110. 300 million. Sheesh. I think it's all the royalties from the the the hangover being on tv a lot lately it's true you gotta think so my guess was low because i assumed that somewhere along the way

there was a bankruptcy or something i feel like he had he had obvious legal troubles i just assumed that there were some financial issues but shout out to him for bouncing back but did he probably had one of those like rich people bankruptcies where they don't actually go bankrupt, right? Like a 50 cent bankruptcy. Yeah. It's like they file for bankruptcy, but like they have another account somewhere else that just has like a ton of cash in it. You're like, oh no, bankrupt. Oh no, please liquidate these assets that I can't get rid of otherwise. Anyway, I don't know anything about bankruptcy. I'm sorry. Discharge all my debt. Are you guys going to be okay if I put together a formal offer to buy the naming rights for Barcelona Stadium? Wait, no, I have a question.

It might be a stupid question, but is weed legal in Spain? I don't think so, but from what I can tell, based on my reading regarding this topic, it's a progressive country that might embrace that kind of thing. I'm not sure, though. I've been to Spain once, or as they say there, uno times. If you live in España and you're a fan of this team, and you're like, oh, we've got a weed company sponsor for the stadium. I want to get some weed.

How do you even go about doing that? Smokes on, bitch. Yeah. That is the company tagline? Smokes on, bitch. Actually, now I need to know if he has like – I need to know more about this company now. There's no way he's able to sell his weed overseas though.

That's got to be highly regulated and very difficult to ship internationally. You can't – so I'll pull back the curtain. There is a company that was interested in doing some work with Sunday Scaries. That was a weed company. interested in doing some work with Sunday Scaries. That was a weed company. And like, you could, there are benefits to, you know, getting your name out there ahead of all these other companies for the eventual time when it's legal everywhere. But at the same time, like when a lot of the listeners are from Texas, there's no, it's not going to work. It doesn't work. Right. Yeah. That's why I'm kind of curious about this. I don't see how logistically,

how it makes sense for that stadium. Okay.'m officially all in on mike tyson's company tell us why it's called tyson ranch the home page is just a photo of mike tyson wearing a leather like bomber jacket kind of thing with like the with like shearling on it and it's the swaggiest coat i've ever seen on mike tyson before that's saying a lot oh my word tyson ranch it's called tyson ranch i guess i'm not really sure why but if tyson ranch is an actual place i'd like to go there and uh do some video content with mike tyson oh it definitely is we could we could go dave you've been workshopping your mike tyson uh i have not uh impression can you just do that really quick for us really haven't yeah i kind of deserve this for making

cat pat do an impression last night but uh i have not but you, that's something about the weed. I like a lot. He wanted to eat. He wanted to eat that guy's children. People don't, people don't forget. Wait to children. I remember. Watching sports center. When he said that he wanted to eat that dude's children.

I was legitimately afraid for that dude's children. I mean, like I was, I was a little kid. I was in awe at what Mike Tyson was doing. I was like, and he'd already like, I don't think he had bit Evander Holyfield at that point, but when he bit Evander Holyfield,

I remember being like, this is the most psychotic thing I've ever seen. Yeah, crazy. I was a kid watching that being like, what's going on? Is he going to eat some guy's kids? What is he saying? Yeah, we weren't that old.

One of the most underrated things in sports history is I think people forget Mike Tyson was only 5'10". Yeah. He's only 5'10". Yeah. Like, and he's just an absolute murderer. What was the backflip?

It's so insane. What weight did he get up to? Do you like, does it, do you know Dave? Dude, I think he had to have been like 240. Scary.

Scary. That's a thick 5'10". That's a lot of muscle. 240. That's big. How about that? That's cool. I flirt with 5'10", and I'm probably about 155, so I feel like we could never meet up.

In his prime and my prime, it probably wouldn't have worked out. He probably would have beat the piss out of me. You have to think. Decent chance at that. Yeah. I would love to see what Dave rough looks like at two 40. Just stacked.

Yes. Like there's nowhere to put that. There's nowhere to put that. No, your arms would be sticking out from your sides. Like you'd be, it's physically impossible for you to carry 240. You'd have to give me your legs, Will.

You'd have to give me Dylan's pecs and then like maybe Micah's calves. And then like, I don't know whose arms. Who's got big bulky arms? Dude, Dylan, the last time I saw, they're probably nothing now because like Dylan's been taking days off. But like the last time I saw Dylan in person, he flexed in front of me and I don't want to gas Dylan up too much. I was shocked by how big his bicep was. Oh, well,

well, that's nice. You say I'm not, I'm not much of an arm guy, but I think you will. Do you know how small my head would look if I wait 240? You would have no neck. It'd be a requirement that your neck just went away.

It would just be so thick. I would look like John Gruden's son. That guy's got to chill, man. Isn't he legit like a legit bodybuilder? Yeah, but... Or powerlifter or something. Calm down, dude. He's yoked.

He's swole. We could set up... We could do chump to champ Dave versus Mike Tyson Jackie Chan at 65 is one thing Mike Tyson at 55 or whatever he is Mike Tyson there will never be a time in Mike Tyson's life his natural life that he cannot beat the shit out of me

he's 53 the problem with doing an exhibition like that, when Micah went up against Sean, like Sean had, he had a governor on, right? He wasn't going like full out. Mike Tyson doesn't have that. You flip that switch and he just wants to kill you.

It'd be trouble for Dave. Yeah, you got to think I don't win a round in that exhibition. How much did his face tattoo tarnish his legacy? For me, it was a lot. Like, I don't – I hate it. It's a tribal tat, and it's on his face. So it's like two strikes.

Yeah. Who in his team let that happen? I don't think they had any control over him. If we're drunk, like, we go out for the first night after coronavirus, like, all the regulations are lifted. We're just, like, super faded on 6th Street, hanging out, having fun. And then Dave's like, I'm going to go get a tribal tattoo on my face. On my face.

Like, part of me would be like, yes, we're making this happen. And then finally we get to this place, and then, like, I think, like, oh, man, Alyssa's going to kill me after she kills dave we gotta we gotta stop this yeah um there's a decent chance i get some kind of tattoo in the next five years it'll probably be dallas sports based i feel like we've talked about this but um i'm the look if one of us is gonna go out and be like let's get tattoos or something i'll probably be there to start that fire i'm ready get the big cat tattoo i'm ready get the watched media big cat tattoo on like in your back shoulder or something dave be tight dude i don't know about that imagine you strolling through the locker room with that

bad boy on your shoulder get out you have to then you have to explain it i don't know about that. Imagine you strolling through the locker room with that bad boy on your shoulder. Then you have to explain it. I don't want to talk to people at the gym. Then what if we get bear hugged or something, and then you have this constant reminder that we got bear hugged because of this circling back tattoo. I have to replace it with a Vox Media? Yeah. I don't think Vox is buying many media companies they're just furloughing and and

completely firing 90 of their workforce oh really are they are they struggling i didn't realize that no yeah they keep they keep it's and they're doing it like staggers so they can only be like oh yeah no it was just 10 of our employees it's like yeah well that was on top of the 30 last year and the 20 the year before that so damn dude i love i love i love uh big brain media brett when he just like spits out this random shit that i don't know yeah i do a lot of media research and reading and generally stuff that does not help me whatsoever but it it gives me facts like that that i can just drop so i just you sound legit yeah thanks i just tweet about fake restaurants every morning when I wake up, so not much better. Well, the Wilmot's Twitter right now is on fire.

I don't know who runs that, but you need to give that intern a raise. Yeah, I'd give him a raise if he had an actual bank account and identity. I heard it was Cat Pat. He's illegal? It's a cash-only situation. I do want to know. I need to hit 2,000 followers on that account, though. He has got some benchmarks to hit before May 1st,

so I'm hoping that he can make that happen or else heads are going to roll. The tweet today about the tide, it really got me. If you keep tweeting like that, you'll hit 2K pretty quickly. I don't even know who tweeted that. Our management team is in disarray right now we had to we avoided a bear hug from the rainforest cafe last week so we're spirits are high what was that dude i want to go to the stupid i want to go to a rainforest cafe it's the it's next on my cafe. It's next on my list. Yeah, it's next on my list when it comes to chain restaurants that I want to get into. I will go to a Margaritaville if a rainforest cafe is not available.

But I want to go to one of those two. I think it'd be fun to go with you guys. Dude, it's like you're eating in the rainforest. It's amazing. Yeah. Pumping in all the noise and stuff. It's just awesome. I'm excited.

Dave, what's this tweet you just sent us all? I'm trying to get ready to pull it up. It's the Luca Jordans that are dropping on the 30th. I don't know if you saw. I think I sent them to the group text. I definitely tweeted about it, but I just thought of it, and I was like, well, we got time. I just wanted to say that I will be copying,

and Barrett said that it's not going to be that hard to get. So I texted Barrett. He was the first person I hit up, Club Cool Zone, and he said, they're sweet. Got to get them. What are you going to wear these with? These are high tops, just to be clear. I don't know.

These are high tops. Well, I don't know. These are high tops. Well, I don't know. Yes. No, these are the mids. These are the mids. These are the mids. Oh, okay. But they are higher than anything else I have.

Yeah. I need to see what you're going to wear these with. You're going to end up going to Nordstrom and talking to your team there, and then they're going to get you just absolutely fitted. Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I would wear these with, really. And there's a chance I don't have anything to wear them with. And there's even a chance I never will actually wear them.

But I got to support my man. So I'm copping these, dude. The colors are so clean. I support you supporting your man. I think they're tight, Dave. You can pull them off, dog. Okay, so you know what they look like. You're able to see them?

I saw them when you tweeted them out yesterday. Okay, cool. At DC Rough. Or at DCarterRough. Add me on the group. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

10K Club. Swipe up. Ooh. Add me on the group. Thank you Thank you 10k club Swipe up Ooh Add me on the group Oh Uh What were you gonna say Something Brett

I was gonna say Sunday Scaries Is hitting 40k territory too I know We're trying to do numbers guys We're all collectively Trying to do numbers right now It's just harder than it seems

You know It's tiring It is It's tiring in these quarantine times um and the thing is when you don't post just random viral content that you rip from other you know other viral content aggregators it's it's crazy how that works yeah it's weird following instead of relying on viral content it's wild but damn well i think you need to go viral again there they are dude i i don't

hate that that my uh tweet from the hills is going micro i don't hate that at all they're simple dave you know i like simple in a pair of shoes those are tight you're gonna have to bring these into nordstrom and like find your guy and be like all right we're doing this right now and find your guy and be like, all right, we're doing this right now. Can I wear them with cargo shorts? Yeah. Sure.

I think you should just wear them with really long basketball shorts. I'll get some of Dylan's that he just goes to the gym in. Dylan's RG ones from seven years ago. Oh, man. Thank you. Should we do this weekend in quarantine? Let's do it.

Oh, yeah. Dylan, start us off. You have the most exciting possibility for a weekend. Yeah, big weekend for me. I'll have parks tomorrow. That's Thursday and Friday. We're going to be chilling with the new pup, man, going on walks. And I can't

wait. I can't wait for parks to get here and spend some time with her. It's going to be so tight Saturday and Sunday. You know, I have nothing. I'll be quarantined, even though it will be acceptable to go out into public, according to the new Texas guidelines. But I'm not going to do it yet. So I'll just be chilling. Here's a question about these guidelines. Is knowing that there's going to be more people going to restaurants, is that going to deter any of you from getting takeout from those restaurants, just knowing that there's going to be more people there and they might not have the contactless delivery system humming along and stuff like that? Yeah, depending on the restaurant, because there's some restaurants that they get congested

right when you walk you know what i mean so if i have to go in and there's going to be people waiting on tables and i know which restaurants these are i'm not doing that i'm really interested to see how they're going to regulate the 25 thing because they have like are they going to turn people away like yeah we have like a six hour wait because you know you don't have that many tables set up here i just don't know how it's all going to work. If I go to a restaurant, they have more than 25% of their capacity. I'm going to be the meme where the guy's just sitting there with his arms crossed and the phone to his ear. I'm just going to be calling up the CDC. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how it's going to happen. I need to find a list of the Austin

restaurants that are and are not opening because obviously they don't know how it's going to happen. I need to find a list of the Austin restaurants that are and are not opening because obviously they don't have to. It's up to the business owner. I know in Dallas there's some that have come out and been like, look, for the safety of our employees and our customers, we're not going to do this. And I think it's a pretty good amount too. That makes sense.

I can see Austin having a lot more restaurants that would skew that way than any other Texas city. What are you doing this weekend, Dave? I'm just hanging out. I'll probably be here. I don't know. I hope to see a puppy. I hope to see Stella at some point in the next few days at a safe distance with masks.

Randy's got a little mask I could put on him if you're worried about that doing. Does he have little rubber gloves for his paws? Yeah, he's got little booties he puts on. But I'll probably be doing that. I'll probably be getting some cuts in because, like I said, I want to get on the course of the next month. I'll probably be in the garage taking cuts.

I don't know. We'll see how these shin splints are doing. Maybe I'll go be in the garage taking cuts. I don't know. We'll see how these shin splints are doing. Maybe I'll go for another little jog. What are the chances we can just get you smoking a 13-hour brisket on the YouTube live stream? Can I tell you this? Will, I'm glad you brought that up. I bought a whole chicken, and I'm planning on smoking this chicken and making smoked chicken and cheese. There might be some sort of content smokage. Stay tuned for these activities. I mean, we could just redo Zuckerberg's.

I feel like we could make this happen in your backyard pretty much to a T. Well, that was in his common man house because he probably has like five on his compound, and he has one that makes him look like a regular human. And that's a lot like my backyard. Pretty common, pretty basic. Yeah. And his, it was just a pod inside of his massive mansion. And the pod is just his bat, like his working man's backyard. It's like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's where he does it. That's where he's doing his zoom calls to his employees as if he's not a hundred billionaire. Yeah. I have, I have a low key,

low key weekend ahead of me. Sally's work been working these nights. And so my Friday night's just going to be me chilling, uh, doing the, the happy hour live, of course. But, you know, it's kind of just a wide open time for me. Uh, I, I have Micah like bringing me food and stuff. That's how desperate I am. Uh, I would like am. I would like to do a new recipe this weekend. I don't know what I'm going to do. I might just try to check out and see what I'm craving. But I really have nothing outstanding this weekend that I need to attend to. Come through, bitch.

Yeah, I'm going to have to do a drive-by and see this puppy or something. I don't know. It's just weird. I've kind of run out of boredom things to do. No offense to everybody, but I'm really tired have to do a drive-by and see this puppy or something. Cause I, I don't know. It's just weird. I I've kind of run out of like boredom things to do. No offense to everybody, but like, I'm really tired of doing zoom calls. Yeah. I'm not offended by that. Yeah. Like I, I love seeing people, but I can't be doing like, I can't be doing one with a different group of people every single day. So I'm going to start limiting mine and I'm going to have to start turning down invites once in a while. Unfortunately, it's so unfortunately so popular have you done a have you done one with tube socks yet uh yes i

have yes i have yep yeah if you guys have any room in your next one let me let me hop in there i'll holler at you next next harbor one that goes off brett what are you doing this weekend dog yeah i'm i'm low-key in it in uh in hown still. So despite the thought that I might be running around every open restaurant, no, I'll be quarantined up still. I think I'm going to golf around neighborhood. I think I'm just going to take a golf ball and neighborhood golf from kind of do that as my daily walk. I don't know. We'll see.

It seems reckless. You're going to hit golf balls from people's yards. Yeah, just like take a nine iron out and just kind of hit 150-yard shots around the place. It seems pretty dangerous, but do you, man. Actually, Dave, yeah, whatever you want to do. Dave, should we just do this in Dylan's neighborhood? It's not people's yards.

It's like the shared community like medians and stuff like that so i'm not i'm not just going in somebody's front yard and hacking you know putting a div on i was gonna say dude if i catch you if i catch you putting it back in your stance and taking a div out of my front yard you're gonna have problems i'd be so pissed if somebody was taking one out i've already got roller blade tracks in my front yard. I know. You've got to do something about that guy. Dude, it's totally funny. Is the Dave Ruff Swing Academy open this weekend?

It is, but it's open for private lessons. We're only allowing 25% in, so basically small children. The Dave Ruff Swing Academy Youth Academy. Yeah. Basically small children. The youth academy. The Dave Ruff Swing Academy Youth Academy. Yeah. Hey, dude, how's throwing off with Chantel when I asked for ZJ's stories? That might have been my favorite question I got to ask. Yeah, she didn't have anything. She had her Bible study stories.

I did love it. That couldn't have worked out better. She said that she saw him at a Bible study or something. And then I love the comments just started chirping up from people saying like, what's his favorite passage? I was like, yeah, this is great. This is exactly what I want. It's so funny.

I can't believe she dropped the espresso martini story. Yeah. I thought she was going to keep that one holstered, but I'll have to do that on the Patreon at some point. I was going to say, that's behind the paywall only. Speaking of Patreon, patreon.com slash strictlybackpodcast. We'll be live tomorrow, or I guess Friday, with tomorrow's episode. List your voicemails.

Hey, we do have to do one more Zoom call with Klein because he wants to talk stuff that he can't talk about in the live stream so bad. Yeah, Klein wants to do content but can't. Respect for that, absolutely, because obviously he can't. But he does want to talk to the boys. All right, we can make that happen. We'll do it for Klein. Should we get out of here, guys?

Yeah, I think so. Have a good wednesday it's been fun dylan if you want to set up if you want to set up a live cam and broadcast it on youtube of just you know stella's general area you're also welcome to do that we'll see about it all right cool she might be a content machine she might have the content gene we'll see uh yeah she's a dog yeah like what do you of course she's a content she's related to randy's so obviously don't be stupid you need to do the thing where you have the sidewalk chalk that the kids are doing to like for the the drive-by parties they've been doing where they like enter here leave here and they're doing like fun things on the sidewalk i've been noticing that on my runs so i look forward

to seeing i like to see what you're gonna cook up hopscotch is big right now on the streets according to the chalk i've seen while i run wow kids are i'm in i like that kids are having to do the old stuff that we had to do out of pure boredom they deserve this all right guys all right bye