Circling Back - Dillon Got Married

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

Oh yeah, that’s right — we got our boy married and broke down the entire thing for the first half of today’s episode. With Dillon out and Brett in, Dave brings up the least ‘Brett’ Vice column ever before we go into a cautionary tale about pedal pubs. And finally, we cover the story everyone’s been clamoring for — a cockatoo on TikTok is singing ‘Bodies’ by Drowning Pool. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:46) Recapping This Wedding in Fun (37:45) Fritz’s First Birthday (42:20) The Least ‘Brett’ Vice Story Ever (56:37) A Pedal Pub Warning (1:08:45) Cockatoo Sings ‘Bodies’ by Drowning Pool Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) NordVPN: www.nordvpn.com/circling (HUGE discount + Free Threat Protection + one additional month for free) Lectric Bikes: www.lectricbikes.com (STEAM for a free lock) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard sauce with a fruit, acerola, and vitamin C. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David, the jukebox hero, Raph. We got to hurry up. I got a flight to catch. Met Gala's tonight. Pretty stoked on Met Gala.

I'll be going. Check it out. I'll be doing live coverage for Dumas. Really? Just trying to get the tea there on the ground, doing some serious journalism. Yeah. But happy to be here. Cool. Whatever. So you were, I know you were doing a bit for your Met Gala costume. It's, but now that people don't have to wear masks, uh, do you have to return your costume of Jim Carrey as the mask? No, I've, I've got a, my eyes wide shut mask that i'm wearing oh that's good yeah is elisa joining

you or are you like taking somebody else no i'm going solo on that ass really you should you should squad up with rihanna since her and like rocky are kind of on the rocks uh there might be some uh might be i don't know i don't know i haven't gone through the entire 5 000 instagram stories yeah it's tough i learned yesterday that both elisa and dave Might be. I don't know. I haven't gone through the entire 5,000 Instagram stories. Yeah, it's tough. I learned yesterday that both Alyssa and Dave are Dumois people. Her more than me. I'm going to put her on blast.

Oh, really? Yeah. It's too much. It's too many stories on Sunday. I wish I could filter it by city. Just put it out there. If they want to start Dumois Austin. Isn't there overheard Austin? Yeah, but that's's not the same i feel like half of those are made up

absolutely right yeah no one's really talking like that need some tent hey i'm not dylan yeah we got brett merriman in the building today the magic bullet had to fill in for dylan who's uh currently eating breakfast with his wife more like like fill-in. Yeah, they're doing post-wedding brunch on a Monday. You'd love to see it. Kind of a power move to get married on a Sunday so you don't have to come in on Monday. I would have been here. Yeah, you're different though.

How's everyone doing? I'm great. I'm remarkable right now. I feel fine. Except I did fall asleep on the couch last night and i definitely fell asleep with my right arm extended and therefore i slept like like this like so if you can see it on online uh so my my entire right hand side is very very sore right now i get that i i i'm not gonna lie the fact that everybody was in the studio at 9 30 today and everybody was

i mean outside of maybe randy everyone's doing pretty decently well bright-eyed and bushy-tailed that's what that's what day drinking will do though i'll just tell you i slept poorly i i got hit by a wave of anxiety for the upcoming trip and it's it's kind of with me now. Hangover-wise, I feel fine. I stopped enjoying adult cocktails at about what time? What time were we there at the? We left around six. Yeah, and that was it for me. Went home, watched episode one of Severance. Not sure if that was the move.

Yeah, that's aggressive. I've heard really good things. I just have yet to. I think that's going to be a post-Cabo dive-in. Barrett and noted New York Times bestselling author W.R. Bowen, they've been talking about it nonstop, and they convinced me yesterday. The people that like it love it.

I mean, they're super fans of this show. What's the premise? Brett, Brett, Brett. Brett, Brett, Brett. All right, well, fine well fine you guys you fuckers talk about service i'm over i'm gonna get a mid-pod gram off that's cool yeah yeah uh please i think we should all get a mid-pod gram off today should we do that so randy did three in one weekend all right so brett's doing shmerryman right now yeah yeah randy's already done three this weekend so he's on instagram he's kind of he's muted right now we don't i don't think shadow band yeah you might need to chill out for a little bit randy you're

getting a little thirsty out there i'll do one from at dc rough and to answer your question it's basically adam scott's in it they work for this company and it's weird process called severance it's not the noted golfer noted oatmeal lover okay adam scott tiny head does have a tiny face pinhead as adam scott yeah good surfer really is these at all z they erase your memory every time you leave for the day so you don't remember what you do that honestly sounds like just on the surface level like i don't want to do that with our job because our job is cool but any other job i think i'd want that to happen pgp yeah how many we would have overused screenshots from that show like no other had that come out during pgp days yeah we were in the

bullpen like hey can we get a higher res version of this from last night's episode it was always mad men were you guys on getty images no we were uh we were shutterstock boys we didn't have that getty money yeah getty getty's for the the real players i tried why don't you guys just go to google images and screenshot stuff? We did. We did. We got very crafty with our YouTube screenshots. There's nothing better than a nice demand letter coming in.

Oh, DCMA. One of your writers just hit you with a... Or DMCA, excuse me. Yeah. I'm not going to name names. We had that fair amount of those too. I've only had one. I've only gotten us in trouble for one.

And we kind of needed it. That was at wash, too. The fact that I made it through PGP days without ever getting anything was pretty impressive. You got one here, huh? Yeah, yeah. I didn't think we were bad boys enough, so I decided to toss up a photo of Princess Diana. You remember when you play Grand Theft Auto, your heat meter goes up? You wanted us to be honest. I needed us, your heat meter goes up. You wanted us.

I needed us to be on people's radar. Yeah. Edge. Hey, you guys have fun yesterday? Of course. Why? I don't know. Why?

You just asked that like we did something really wrong. Did you do something? Yeah. What do you do? Look at the Instagram. I got to be. No, I got to be honest with you. It's weird being in this chair.

Usually I've never been a one on two. Usually if I'm if i'm on a podcast i'm a second looking at one person well here we go all the circling back guys are married now nothing's the same anymore yeah there's there's a uh we are the dorns singleness huh yep yep we can confirm he's no longer single he tried to mouth kiss me yesterday like after after the ceremony he did he fucking caked me up at one point during the uh the reception you love to see that like damn dude his high school buddy i'm not gonna name his name but he goosed me pretty good dude they're goosers i didn't know

his high school buddies were such gooses i've never been goosed in a super i saw numerous people get goosed yesterday i saw like three different goosings well iosings. Well, I didn't see you getting goosed, but you're my third one that I've heard. I hope nobody saw it. Damn. Maybe it was an attempted goosing. I tell you, it was like a cake grab. I don't know what happened.

Didn't care. I was having fun. Hey, we got some big announcements before we get into the meat of this episode. You guys ready for these? First and foremost, tomorrow's the first Tuesday of the month, which means Worst Of is returning to Patreon.

Head over to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. Sign up for just five bucks a month, or you can go $10. It's going to be opto. Also, if you want to send in a story, there's still time, and we'll always use them in the future as well. You can either send it to worstof at washmedia.com or you can go to washmedia.com

slash the-worst-of. Just go do it. And there's a nice little form right there. As always, we're doing dad pods, Randy's game show. And I think there might be another podcast dropping on Patreon this month called the Cinematic Universe of Marvel starring Dave, Randy, and intern Adam, where Dave just gets to ask them questions. Very excited for that i'm gonna have to

watch one like can you guys do like a certain set of movies so that i can like watch at least one of them to know what you're talking about movies watch the thor movies okay now those the tightest ones he has the hammer everyone says that guardians of the galaxy is the tightest actually you know what the first two doors aren't that good like The second Thor straight up sucks. It's just ass. Iron Man is the only good Marvel movie. I've only seen Guardians of the Galaxy, but I very much enjoyed it. Is that the one with the little squirrel that's with the plant? Groot? Yeah.

Wait. No, you mixed. Yeah, it's a tree. Rocket. Yeah, it's just a tree, dude. It goes by Rocket. Hey, did you see my comment on your instagram dave dave was so fast on the instagram light that i almost thought i did something wrong

did you see my comment though what'd you say check it out oh they said first wow dude that's an epic comment yeah that's the first one uh also please go leave a review can i read some recent reviews from the homies out there we got one that from state football says this podcast is a movie podcast hosted by two and a half men in their mid to late 30s who only eat spinach salads and give great crypto advice man then he put the diamond hands in there hell yeah i thought you were paper hands fucking bitch no i'm not dude i'm a diamond hand boy everyone knows that this one's a long one you guys want this one technically i have the most diamond hands because my Serge Ibaka NFT is going nowhere. Yeah.

At this point, you'd be stupid to sell it. You might as well take the loss. Honestly, I might take it off the market. I'll be the last one with a top shot NFT on the planet. I don't know if I want to read this review because i think this guy actually hates us oh should i just read it yeah y'all are kind of full of yourselves these days you get five stars from me because i've been a listener for a while and you've provided great content over the past five years but lately it seems like you're all out of a little a little out of touch of the day to

day well yeah we're podcasters like we don't you're all you're all like we live with dads with newborns yeah we live a weird life it says says, Will, Will just lives a different life than me, so it's hard to relate. I agree with that. He presumably doesn't live in Austin. He did know, Dave, you're cool. Found my burner. Oh, this guy. I don't even know.

Go leave a nice review to outweigh that boy nice what is this guy's problem did he mention me or do it was no no you're good you're good uh this one said this one's from sid it says see where i'm going with this my boyfriend made the mistake of showing me the pod because he went from dating a late 20 year old woman in stem to dating three mid to late 30 year old frat brothers frat fathers sorry also he now accuses me of having a crush on the cole's cash king whoa he had just randy randy just had to put his phone down because he was uh he was swiping and then heard that he got some attention on the pod good for you randy does during the podcast i know that go uh go leave us a nice review to outweigh dat boy nice he's a

meanie i'm more like dat boy mean yeah we have good vibes only in the studio today i'm not i'm not gonna mess with the speaking of the uh you said you follow me and the reviews because you guys told me to did you see somebody uh found the bartender yeah yeah we had a bartender this week so we can confirm that he actually does exist yeah people thought we had just made this person up for content really they thought it was a bit he looks exactly like i remember him which is surprising considering we were pretty pretty tuned up when we met him not only did the guy get a photo with him but he made him like come out from the beyond the bar that's a good move we got a fit check on him i mean yeah i it just felt weird seeing like his entire lower body if if this if this certain

backer knows his name please don't release this to the the greater people i think this needs to be a little uh little gem that people have to go find themselves was this the same backer who came down to the meetup oh oh yeah it was baby guy with the big shoulders oh yeah he also won the photography contest on happy hour live about a year and a half ago swag yeah this dude's in you love to see it i think let's let's stop wasting any time okay change it's time to dude i have i've definitely changed yeah i'm terrible like there's no denying that i'm a different human you really are you're you are the definition of different yeah i mean i'm unrelatable

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we can. I feel like Dylan getting married is a pretty big deal, and maybe we should just go in with that, and then we can give a rundown of Lil Man's birthday. Let's talk about it. What's the bigger deal? Yeah, people are wondering. I didn't see any frozen drinks at Dylan's wedding.

Oh, but there was coffee. He had an absolute fire drink lineup at that wedding he did did you have a mezcal negroni i didn't i had two really yep i feel like i told dylan halfway through the reception that i think that his signature cocktail is going to be the least ordered cocktail on the menu i heard you say that that's why i went and got them are they good yeah they were fantastic i had one i think i didn't love. I switched over to Old Speckled Hen. You guys were drinking steins of Old Speckled Hen. It's not a carry around and socialize beer.

No. It's just not. It's a sit down and enjoy a nice ham sandwich beer. Oh, man. I was pounding those things. Like the second, nobody was drinking any Old Speckled Hens. And when I went up to the bartender and asked for one, he like paused for a second. And I think I made him a little happy that he got to start pouring these out.

Those things go down. It's my favorite beer to to say old speckled hen old speckled hen ying ling i started the day yesterday with an all-time cute scene i showed up to dylan's place at like 9 a.m okay i walk in dylan's getting dressed he's getting suited and booted in his talks did you see him nude uh i was in the room while he didn't have pants on, if that's what you're asking. That's kind of sick. But then I got to witness he and Parks get ready together and put on their tuxes together. And it was one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

It's a mega cute scene. Parks did a tremendous job. He killed it. He killed it. Just nailed it. Did you get punched in the balls by Parks? No, but I did get punched in the thigh, but I did get some high fives. Nice.

I did beg Parks to dab yesterday. He did not dab. No dabs. He was like, I don't want to make this about me. I'm like, you know what? That's probably the right move. He didn't want to steal any thunder. But yeah, I mean, there was a little concern there,

but we had weathered Dave on the case that there was going to be a little more rain than we bargained for. Like, Dylan's involved, so you know it's going to be wet. So that was not a surprise. But I was peeping the radar and there was just got so much moisture coming in from the Gulf. It is. It is a direct line from the Gulf. And it was just it was hit or miss little showers.

Nothing severe. Nothing. Nothing. Even that not a washout by any means, but just on and again mist drizzle um kind of like i never mind i won't use that analogy um but it was just it was damp and there was a moment during the ceremony where i was like oh we got to get this thing oh dude we gotta we gotta wrap it up and and luckily it went off without a hitch it did there was a moment where the sun actually came out. It was lovely. It was beautiful. It was sort of like, oh, that's heaven. Once they were announced bride and groom, the sun came out and shone right on them.

I was like, oh, okay. And then literally the moment they had the presented as Mr. and Mrs. Cheverie, the rain cam was right after. It was really cool. Yeah. And I also paid my sister-in-law who officiated. I paid her $1,000 per mention that I got during the ceremony. Yeah, you got a lot of treasure.

I owe her three grand now. I want to know, have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day? What do you guys call those? Sun showers? Yeah. In the South, they call them like devil's doorknobs or something yeah something weird something like something that has doorknobs when you wolf wolf something your friend into submission because he passed gas and had the nerve to not say safety

damn big facts randy gives it yeah we just call them sun showers yeah we did too i think it's a northern thing not a very creative name no no but it it you know i know immediately what you're just you're describing yeah i'm not there's not any devil's door not what did you say i think that's that's a different thing entirely i'm looking this up be careful dave you might want to clear your search history after looking this up uh brett almost uh lost an eye yesterday from a rogue bottle of champagne that decided to open there was ghost champagne like oh no i looked over i looked over and i heard this loud pop and then there was like a 10 second pause and then suddenly brett just got smoked by a cork that came from the skies yeah i got smoked by a sky cork and a ghost champagne

here's a question for you guys what was what was the vibe in the uh in the the shuttle from the ceremony to the restaurant well it started off great uh but then the the driver didn't necessarily know where to go oh good so there's dave and i were what's that yes bill brett merriman got the award for first glass break yeah brett don't try to get around it was sort of it was clumsy and did you break no there was there was a it was a circumstantial break it was it it could have sort of it was clumsy and did you break no there was there was a circumstantial break it was it it could have been worse i could have broke it like on the table or it would have gone down and caused a scene i chose like the lesser of two evils you chose to break a glass well it hit the plate rather hard that it fell on i was like oh fuck our bus ride was it was

the mood the vibes were good they were immaculate um not a party bus by any means but you could see how had the trip gone like another 20 minutes it would have turned into just a party bus yeah randy uh randy bricked the last five seconds of the bus ride when he was just about to get off and sprint to get a bottle of champagne and then the bus started moving we're like come on that really did happen yeah it goes no you missed your shot i did something i'm not proud of i did something i'm not proud of i did something i'm not proud of while you guys were on the party bus i went home and changed shirts oh you did do that yeah i had to get it i had to get a new jersey on

for the uh for the reception you told me very early on you were on sweat through watch yeah i mean and i was also on just incredibly wrinkled shirt watch as well that shirt does not uh do well when you're standing up and sitting down constantly and I decided that it would be the move especially given how I mean it ended up being a very good move based on how many photos were taken at this reception and uh yeah I I had to do it I had to do a jersey swap I want to gas up a sponsor that's actually not a sponsor on this podcast today but the mizzen button down that i wore the fact that i have not had one of those for years i've been missing out because it's perfect for a hot wedding like a hot day the first thing i did when i went to go change shirts was find my

mizzen and then i realized that it was blue checks and it was not going to go well with my green suit no and i was like i have to go get a white one i have to go get a white one like this weekend it just has to happen the whatever they put in their material again this is just non-spot this sounds exactly i was jealous when dave showed up and he's like yeah this is a mizzen you're gonna be so much more comfortable than me all day today i was i was worried i was on pit watch oh i was in effect i i can confirm that during the ceremony i pitted my blazer You're going to be so much more comfortable than me all day today. I was worried. I was on pit watch. Pit watch was in effect. I can confirm that during the ceremony, I pitted my blazer.

You pitted the blazer? Yeah. No shit. You and Ross had similar. Dude, me, Ross, and Barrett were the green suit boys. I think Barrett gets drippiest performance. Yeah, so I did have like a best dress thing on here. I don't think we could give it to anybody but Barrett.

I did. I did get compliments on my jacket. I want to throw that out there immediately. You know what? I'm going to give you a compliment, Brett. Okay. You didn't totally brick your fit. Thank you.

That totally hurts a little bit, but the rest of the compliment I'll take. I just like the fact that you've become the brick fit guy for some reason, even though you don't really deserve it. Thank you. I was rocking boots too. Fur? Or not? No. i couldn't tell because they were underneath your pants you want to show up uh the bride dave had a chain on speaking of showing people up look keep it on i told dave's chain guy now he's chain guy i did like walking into the uh into june's after we got off the bus and uh you got there a little after us but they were just doing past rosé immediately see i needed no no further did we five feet in the door and

there was a bottle of rosé in my face we pulled up and i looked inside and we were a little bit we were probably 20 minutes later than most other people when we showed up and i looked inside and i see dave and micah standing by the jukebox and i got so excited to run in the back door of the restaurant that i slammed sally's legs in the car door oh my god that's not how you want to start the reception yeah he started just busting out laughing yeah michael was like oh no and i was like this is not a good start for will no oh so it wasn't like it like it was legitimate enough that it was like oh no yeah oh yeah yeah she she rebounded pretty well from it and i don't think there's any visible leg bruising door rebound off her shin yeah yeah it did and I don't think there's any visible leg bruising.

Did the door rebound off her shin? Yeah, yeah, it did. And it's just not how you want to make your grand entrance. Oh, no. I went really silly on those avocado toast slices. Well, my next question would be, who had the most chicken sandwiches? I had two.

I had two. I had two. I heard I had four. I mean, there were sliders. I heard someone had four. What? There were were sliders. I heard someone had four. What? There were sliders plus. I think calling it a slider doesn't do it justice.

I can eat a slider in two bites. I think I can eat a slider in two to three bites. These chicken sandwiches took at least between four and six bites. I told somebody on the bus ride there, I was like, enjoy this because the fact that it's Sunday brunch and we're going to a place on South Congress that we're going to walk right into and not have to deal with waiting on a table or anything. You're not going to be in this position again. Also, not have to pay for them. Thank you, Dylan and Bay.

$3.99, as they say. I led off with Rosé. Switched quickly into espresso martinis, of which I had two. Switched then into mezcal and gronies uh had a margarita so at this point your boy is uh there was there was a point there when i was quite the cocktail cadence yeah yeah uh then i did two chicken sandies a couple fries and uh pancakes were good too didn't i heard the i heard people i heard people raving about the pancakes and i never got one pancakes and i don't get along it would be a little lawn trip that bathroom scene

was not conducive to uh emergency situations wait what what's your problem with pancakes you can eat fried chicken go right through me dave really pancakes for some reason with uh lettuce wraps from pf chang's you gotta be on standby that's like that's 18 minutes or less it's like clockwork oh i that used to be me with brisket and then i just changed my mindset now i'm good that would have been that's a tough one so you mentally you mentally there were times in grade i'd do catered lunches from barbecue spots and i'd have to skip the brisk and it killed me because it always upset my stomach and then i asked my father-in-law about it he's he's a medical professional and he was like well you're probably just overthinking it and your body's reacting. So the second he told me that, I stopped thinking about it.

And now I can just eat all the brisket in the world. So you cured your brisket indigestion mentally is what you're saying? That's how mentally strong I am. Your father-in-law basically told you to stop being a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. And you did, to your credit. Yeah.

My favorite thing about my father-in-law is that he doesn't eat mayo because he thinks it's for wimps i've become a mayo guy the last five or six years he grew up thinking that mayo is for wimps and now sally doesn't eat mayo either because she grew up being told that no mayo is for wimps what does he just eat like dry ass sandwiches i think mustard gets it gets the the nod it's the same thing it's meat specific it's sandwich specific so some pair better with mustard who was who said mustard's underrated was it you this sounds like something you would say i'm well i'm new to the mustard game i used to be like yeah welcome everybody knows about mustard welcome so i'm on my on my h on my hot dogs yeah the top condiments are ketchup and mustard it's one it's

one a one i put both of them on my hot dogs i don't do any relish because that's for wimps i think relish is just not great i relish the opportunity to not put relish on my hot sweet relish please i wish you hadn't said that yeah me too why don't people here's a question why don't people put relish on sandwiches instead of pickles what is relish it's just gross it's a it's the worst way to eat a pickle it's just diced up pickles yeah but like there's it's so sweet that it doesn't take on the taste of like a classic dill pickle if they just chopped up pickles and made a thing out of it then i would just do that i assume they make dill relish but i've never had any that's any any good speaking of pickles you know what i appreciate is that

dylan did not put pickles on the chicken sandwiches he should have have. Where they do not belong. Yes, they do, dude. I saw something about that. It was big content guy. It was big content guy. He missed. He missed on that tweet, dude. Man, I got a... More like bad content guy. Do you guys know how much a tray of...

He's got good content. Do you know how much a tray of chicken tenders costs from Chick-fil-A? No. It's not cheap. Really? It is Chick-fil-A and inflation. I thought that a party tray from chick-fil-a

would be like 60 bucks i would say i mean how many how many tenders or nuggets does does that entail we we i spent north of 150 at chick-fil-a picking up the tray for fritz's birthday i was like you gotta be kidding me shots at chick-fil-a though they went those nugs went hard so as did the coconut shrimp. I was appreciative of that. I heard they were HEB. Sally did do several rounds of coconut shrimp tests for Fritz's birthday. And it was a lot of work.

And they all tasted really good. But she decided just to go with the HEB style. I went as far as to asking Jules and Sally. I was like, who made these? And they're like, oh, HEB did. Yeah. Shout out to H-E-B. I'm trying to find his tweet. Did anything notable happen at the after party?

Because I went home for fatherly responsibilities with the aim of hoping that people would be coherent enough to stay out long enough that I could rejoin. And I soon learned that no one stayed coherent enough for me to go meet Al. Well, I just want to throw it out there. We basically. Brittany went around the reception at one point. Which was lovely. It was beautiful. We had a lot of fun.

Playlist. I want to point out. Oh my god. Went. But Brittany said. Okay we're going to proper. Proper hotel. You might be familiar with the bar scene there.

And then Dirty Bills was the plan. So there was a scenario. Where Dirty Bills was going to be mobbed um i'm so glad that did not come it didn't happen it didn't happen and i think it was mostly because people got a little liquored up and uh it's it was a long day well brett we did skip over the fact that i'd like to congratulate you as being the winner of the garter toss. Oh, thank you. As a previous winner of the garter toss, it's a brotherhood that you can't get out of now.

Correct. I've won a few of those in my day. Dylan simply just slingshotted, that's not a word, but slingshotted the garter at my face. So I had to catch it more out of personal injury than anything. It was weird that you tried to catch it with out of personal injury than anything so it's weird that you like try to catch it with your teeth yeah yeah well there was like diamonds in it and stuff and it did look like one of the better garters if i hadn't seen that with my teeth it

would have been a garter snake dave was on tilt yesterday garter snake dave i have uh the the garter is going to come to mexico i think we're going to make it we're going to do a little uh full circle thing okay well that's what garter is yeah it's a full circle that's how it stays on the leg i'm sorry i'm i'm shook on this pickles don't belong on chicken sandwiches thing i can't get past it re-fucking tweet dylan even like dylan responded and said like he he agrees and it's just not a take i enjoy dude like you're gonna you're gonna send me to chick-fil-a and ask me to take pickles off my chicken sandwich please do nah they just add a flavor that's not needed it's the juxtaposition what about that don't you freaking get they add a beautiful like saltiness in my no i feel like you only have like half a palate like half your tongue doesn't work

you only have half taste buds i'm a stroke oh no just just anybody's were you home alone yesterday yeah is that what you were doing when you fell asleep on the couch last night no i was watching the lizzie mcguire movie will i did notice you were watching the lizzie mcguire movie last night uh caroline said let's watch the lizzie mcguire movie and so we did it's honestly a great movie i i grew up with lizzie mcguire so i feel like i i have a responsibility to to really shout her name from the rooftops in that movie she is uh supposed to be 13 going from eighth grade to ninth grade dating a uh an italian pop star paolo she's 16 in the in real life while she's acting that role so not as egregious as we thought we're like oh she's probably like 21 i don't know i don't know if i can tell this story but i had a friend a friend of a friend

they bought uh at an auction a uh ski day with the cast of lizzie mcguire and like what elementary school and uh no one uh everyone showed up besides uh hillary duff so they just went skiing with gordo and miranda i don't actually know this person but i couldn't stop laughing when i was like dude how excited are you to go meet lizzie mcguire and then you just have to ski with gordo the entire time damn dude gordo is the og sim i have a cousin gordo gordon is he also a simp no well maybe i found out gordo is uh 5'4 as an adult that's he's a short king but that's a short short king hell yeah we stay in a short king it's short king spring did you see somebody like went up to pete or somebody was like hey man short kings and like fist bumped them pete's like that's cool and all but like i

don't don't do that wait pete blackburn of brooch fame yeah i don't know what if it might not have been pete i just maybe i just saw it on the TL. They haven't reached out to us yet about doing the human centipede tomato fights. They have our number. We need to put human centipede up against like an Oscar winner. What's human centipede's rotten tomatoes? Not good. It's sub 30. Yeah.

You're looking at that. The audience score. It's the rare scenario where the audience score is lower than the critic score. Can we getandy's mic up randy why don't you go ahead and read that definition on a devil's doorknob or in the sentence that they use i just yeah go ahead no i i looked up what it's actually called the in the south the sun shower yeah what is it's not good it's what is it something tells me that it was it has racist past okay don't read it. It's the devil's beating his wife.

Oh, that's not good. So not great. Yeah. What? Yeah, I've heard that before. I thought it was... Y'all got to... Hey, if you're living in the South right now, we got to change that.

Start calling it sun showers. I've never heard that. There's also one called... I think it's the wolf giving birth is another way. Also, like not as bad, but like... Why? It's just... It's called a sun shower.

Thank you. We've already established a very efficient way of talking about this look up devil's doorknob and urban no i know what i know what it is wait that's what you said it was so you owe these people at home the devil's doorknob is i'm gonna let will read it privately and i'll just see his reaction read the sentence okay you just just look at you know what it is i'm sorry okay how did you mix that up because they both had like the devil thing i knew it was something and i knew it was weird and i just didn't it's not good that went through good job knowing it was weird brett thank you i can't get can we talk about dylan's wedding still we gotta go back yeah we need some closing thoughts on dylan's what dylan looked great i had a blast it's the first time i've ever been to a sunday

wedding that was not mine uh and i also morning it's the first ever brunch wedding i've ever been to i've always been very intrigued by the brunch wedding and how it would go like at about four or no about five o'clock yesterday my hangover started to set in and then at about nine o'clock i was like you know what i feel good i think i can go to bed right now with my head held high. Or on the pillow. And not spinning. Randy said he woke up at 4 a.m. with spins. That's way too late to have spins, man.

Spins are like when you first put your head down on the pillow. Spinning. There's a trick that's supposed to work, too. Charlie Sheen. You put your foot on the ground. With the spins. With spins. Love having my jokes. There was a moment where. Be careful. someone left a review that we laugh at our own

jokes too much it's kind of the whole deal dude you've changed there's i have there's a moment where dave and i were at proper with like caroline and randy was lights on nobody's home so randy probably was gonna make that was gonna be my question yeah did anyone win the lights on and no one's home award you love to see that the young guy the young gun he's older than me yeah but he's got younger vibes you're 36 uh i turned 28 man this is older than me uh we're we're dave and i almost went to dinner almost i really wish you guys had had i found out that you guys went to like a steakhouse or something for dinner i would have been devastated i did go to carve with carolina he had me he had me just on the

cusp and then i i looked down and i was like you know what i i this is i'm patting myself on the back i was like i i like being home before roads goes to bed i think if there was a place close to that bar that we really enjoyed that was not like gonna break the bank that we that we really enjoyed that was not like going to break the bank that we that we really like to go to we i think we would have done it like if car was a block away we would have done that correct i think that's accurate yeah i think um there was a number of places you could have talked me into car being 20 minutes i guess it is sort of on your way. It's not far from my home. But yeah, I'm glad because I would have had a drink. I would probably have had a nice. Dude, steak dinners with the boys.

A nice full-bodied red. Had exactly that. Split the burger too. Very good. And their spinach artichoke dip. Brand new on the menu. Pretty good. Did y'all sit at the bar?

Nope. We had a cocktail table. You would order spinach artichoke dip at a steakhouse. I've never had it. It's brand new to the menu. I hate it. By the way, biggest miss of yesterday, of yesterday no hummus dude how did he not do hummus just as a bit i had uh about 11 fruit uh skewers i had zero why i didn't take advantage enough of the food there man i i don't know why i i was just kind of i was walking around i didn't want to have stuff i did get i did get the sauce from the chicken sandwich all over my shirt not a good look dude wait which shirt the second shirt second shirt that's tough

you should have gone for the trifecta of jersey swaps i know i thought about just taking my shirt off all together and just going shirtless under the blazer is that a move i could see like barrett doing that i put on a shirt that i bought last summer that fit me last summer and i put that on to uh wear to the wedding uh reception yesterday and i soon learned that it no longer fits me this summer so oh dude are you wearing your your nipple polo to cabo you're damn right i am i already have i already want someone to like be sitting across the table from me and be like will your nipples out oh yeah i know thank you maybe i'll do one in solidarity we should lace boys, you know what saved my life yesterday at about 4 p.m.? Does it rhyme with liquid IV?

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And liquid IV hydration comes in refreshing flavors like watermelon, lemon, lime, strawberry, pinaina colada and so many more did you guys put any liquid ivy yesterday i did this morning love that first thing i did when i got home you have to first thing i did when i got up too this sally saw me doing it she's like please mix me one please one single liquid ivy sir just one liquid ivy i think maybe my favorite is the immunity one the orange it's so good it's so good. It's so good. And the problem is it's also my wife's, and she kind of cleaned us out. Yep, yep.

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iv.com experience better hydration today at liquid iv.com promo code circling back can we circle back on fritz's birthday real quick william did you guys get any merch from the birthday? No, I did not. That's too bad. I did not. Dude. Between the koozies, the bucket hats that Sally busted out. See, I'm not a bucket hat guy myself. I look like Paddington. You look hilarious in a bucket hat.

Yeah, my head is not proportioned for bucket hats. But the koozie was a miss. I needed one of those. If perhaps you have leftovers, because usually you have to order those in about 500. Yeah, I think we have extra koozie was a miss i needed one of those if you if perhaps you have leftovers because usually you have to order those in about 500 yeah i think we have extra koozies the the bucket hats are i mean people are gonna have to pay a premium for these things they were sick though uh i was pleasantly surprised by how well the pina colada machine made pina coladas they were awesome i'm no i'm known as not a frozen drink guy i'm normally like

gimme on the rocks i don't need the frozen stuff pina colada i hadn't had a frozen pina colada in years and i was so happy that that thing it actually poured like frozen normally you just get like the liquid you're just drinking sugar oh and it's different yep i had two of those will uh the one complaint i will have is the dark rum. There's no cap on it. So that came out. We were absolutely not capping. That came out real quick. So I got your boy down about three floaters. So I have to say that if you are going to host a party where you're giving out free rum floaters by way of just setting a bottle of rum next to the frozen pina colada machine, make sure that people know that there is already rum in the pina colada from the machine.

There was a lot of questions of people being like, oh, I didn't think there was any rum in there. So I put the pina colada from the machine there was a lot of questions of people being like oh i didn't think there was any rum in there so i put in a bunch of rum from the side it would make sense that at a first birthday party maybe you don't put rum in the pina colada in case like a child wants one but we didn't really worry about that yeah i gotta call strapman out he gave he gave bane a uh a little little swig it's not like not it wasn't like a aggressive it's just bane like straws apparently oh yeah kids kids like straws and when you have a cocktail you have to be on high alert because they will just try to turn their head and grab it and he well bane grabbed it and just just like licked off the end of the straw oh it probably helps the uh the teeth you

know explain to the folks at home who bane is oh bane bane is drew and lily's that is my that is my nephew and my partner i think you're mixing no okay no we're doing hey number of movies a lot of people dressed up which was fun sally sent out a lot of texts telling people to be on theme dude you tell me you need me to wear a islandy theme like short sleeve button on every time like say no more i thought we were gonna have a scenario where like one person got in the pool and we could get a couple more in the pool but it was only kids did anyone fall in no i almost did i was walking uh sally is friends with the doctor who delivered fritz and she was at the party for a little bit and i walked to go say hi to her and my right foot slipped and i almost just went straight in the pool before anybody even arrived at the party it would have been an l for me that would have been

tough like it wasn't during the party didn't avoid a child it was just on your own before the party even started that would have been tough i was on like uh anxiety watch with that many kids around uh i was like i was i was lifeguard brett yeah kids don't really care for you. Kids hate you. I'm just kidding. No, Rhodes likes Brett. I'm just giving you shit. Damn, that was just unprovoked. But yeah, I was ready to jump in the pool at a moment's notice.

You know my story. You know why I was late, right? Rhodes didn't take a nap all day, and he never does that. Get in the car, falls asleep. Classic kid thing. Kids love cars. Can't wake him up 10 minutes later. Just can't.

Because then you're going to bring him in and he's going to just be the worst. Had to sit in the car with him for like 30 minutes. Got a doze off. Alyssa's like, go in. So I go in. At least you had AC. That's true. I felt bad though.

It's okay, Dave. I kept seeing people. I saw Micah walk by. I saw Randy walk by. It looked like a killer time. We're just sitting in the car listening to you know fritz made a comment to me about it but like i wasn't gonna bring it up like i didn't get to talk to fritz at all he was like low-key like kind of fucked up that dave was like 30 minutes late i'll make it up to him cool i like how fritz went into his what he called a bang cake

smash cake smash cake he went into it hesitant and do you call it, a bang cake? Smash cake? Smash cake. He went into it hesitant and then once he got going, he was like, oh shit. Once he understood that he was allowed to smash that thing, he mashed that smash button. Hey, can we talk about a Vice story that Brett's going to hate? No, no, no. This is one that he's going to be interested in. Okay. You did call yourself

Mr. Diamond Hands earlier today. They purposely have not told me the title of this article. Brett, this is going in blind yeah hit me inside liberland a crypto libertarian micro nation in eastern europe okay i have questions uh about the sovereignty of this country that's my number one question as well who recognizes them as an independent nation uh nobody but it's uh it's they are attempting to create a micro-nation on disputed land sitting between Croatia and Serbia. Sounds like, given the events of the last... What's wrong, Randy?

The events of the last couple months and the events of the last 25 years in that region. Not the best location. I'll probably pick a different one. Maybe like an island. Yeah, I kind of want to plant my flag somewhere not there right now. Yeah. Maybe just like pitch somewhere off the coast of like florida so there's a bunch of crypto bros getting together being like dude we should fucking buy our own country yeah how many actually it's a really really good guess and that's pretty accurate they also have a festival a multi-day festival called floating man float at this this micro nation correct

what does floating man include celebrating the unrealized dream of making a libertarian nation run on bitcoin in the blockchain now brett does this have your uh interest pete as long as there's you're horny for blockchain are they all wearing like che guevara shirts that have andrew yang on them instead uh oh that's a good question. My concern is using Bitcoin as a reserve currency with the volatility currently in the marketplace that sometimes a loaf of bread costs like.00000003 Bitcoin and sometimes it costs.00000004. So I just think it's a tough way to run a nation, especially one that doesn't exist. Brad, I'm glad you say that.

Is it in the metaverse? Is this like a fucking virtual nation? No's not virtual it's kind of disputed lands i don't know if it was like a fucking that means the real property the lands are in a dispute right correct will knows at floating man individuals and citizens are free to talk about whatever they like vice heard presentations ranging from discussions of crypto anarchism something that you're interested in and will dark net markets oh yeah like silk road also we don't have two uh conversations on how humans don't really have diseases and opera performances dude i've been saying that so like if an opera performances so you snuck that one in there you can just get sick in this micro in liberland

sounds like you don't get sick no health insurance in liberland. Sounds like you don't get sick. No health insurance in Liberland. It's like my first boss. He used to say, I don't get sick. And then one time he did get sick. But to be fair, he only missed like a day. That's like Dylan saying he's never blacked out before. And then he blacked out one time and I was like, yes, got him. He's like, I've never been hung over.

And then now he just gets crippling hangover. Dude, the second he wrote, Dylan wrote a column for PGP saying that he never gets hangovers. And the second he wrote that column, he started getting hangovers again. That's incredible. He flew directly into the sun. Like Icarus. Sure. That's exactly what I was thinking.

They're trying to build a new Dubai here, per sources. Maybe more than Dubai. Very different because Dubai is an internationally recognized commerce hub as part of a nation that's also internationally recognized founded and backed by individuals who made early fortunes in cryptocurrency liberland and its denizens have a dream of integrating it into every facet of life they want financial transactions to exist on the blockchain but also the country's congress senate justice system and voting system is adam newman involved in this at all gotta be somewhere in here like i i roll f he has so much money after screwing we work over that i feel like he has his hands on a lot of things that we don't realize he is busing with money like him in myspace tom like well myspace

tom is just he's just tweeting it as haters and stuff sometimes is he really i think so one time and it resurfaces like every year and it's great and it's just like yeah i i made x amount of money and now i just do it a lot right he's i like i like the way he's doing it because he basically just said fuck it i'm not gonna build rockets i'm just gonna go like live in liberland tell me if this how douchey are the bars in liberland are there bars in liberland yes dude and the bathrooms have doors that close all the way for each stall so that you can do cocaine in them with your crypto bros yeah sounds just like miami yeah you're just doing ethereum exchanges at the bar when you're getting your double vodka sodas gray goose rbvs anything you

want yeah tell me this is um good policy in liberland taxes will give you merits that can be used for voting the The more taxes you pay, the more tokens you receive. They believe it's much more fair than trying to give everyone the same vote. It's a consumption tax, which I actually like that platform. Checkpoint for Liberland there. I don't

like that. I think everyone's voice should be equal. Socialist. What say you? I probably skew socialist sometimes unfortunately i think i told dylan's dad you were a socialist probably he said we didn't did he say we weren't doing enough uh enough politics on the pot or was he saying that he respected that we stayed away from it he was just saying like he i don't know he wasn't saying that we do too much or too little he was just like yeah man it's amazing and y'all y'all able to to not talk politics or something did you

i'm not paraphrasing poorly did you guys watch the uh the um correspondence dinner last night i missed that one yeah it was missable biden's jokes uh he had a couple that hit but the ones that didn't hit were much more noticeable than the ones that did hit oh yeah and then uh trevor noah went up and just did exactly what you would think trevor noah would do like made it all about himself and he was he was fine when did the world the world at one point was just like we are all going to love ourselves from trevor noah and you're gonna like it was he the immediate successor to the daily show i believe he was i believe he was and like i don't know was he on the daily show before or was he just brought in because like he was kind of no i

kind of i didn't really that was during a period of time where i was not watching the daily show there's like a there's some award i think it might be like the mark twain award that they give out for different things in life and they have one for like american comedy and dave chappelle won it a few years ago and he did a pretty good set for it and they had a bunch of really good comics go up and do it this year john stewart is getting it and he did a pretty good set for it, and they had a bunch of really good comics go up and do it. This year, Jon Stewart is getting it, and I'm really excited to see the people that they bring up to do the speeches and stuff.

It's almost like a high-class roast. I like that. Are they not doing roasts anymore? I was going to say, when was the last time somebody roasted somebody? Freaking cancel culture, bro. Did it cross a line somewhere? I feel like we're ripe for a Pete Davidson roast.

That's a good one. I feel like right now, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. You could even get Kim up there and get her to... I have faith that Kim Kardashian can be fed jokes and crush them on a teleprompter. Wait, she did that? Did she do it? Because it feels familiar.

Her SNL monologue. Oh, yeah. She did a good job. Weirdly good. I'm glad you brought him up, though, because Pete Davidson's tattoo of Kim Kardashian's children divides the internet. Oh, my God. The internet is so divided right now.

What are they divided on? What's the two sides? It is weird to get your girlfriend's kids tattooed on you. Hey, does Liverland have a standing army? Yeah. Yeah, they're doing Brett's stand-up challenge, actually. But they only exist on the blockchain. Got it.

So they're digital warriors. Much like my aunt. What? I'll just do a QAnon joke. Oh. Oh. Okay. Shout out to your QAnon aunt.

Yeah, nobody would have got that reference. No one knows your aunt. Yeah, I don't know. I thought the digital warrior one was enough. Then I was making something up about my fake aunt. Is that what they call themselves? Digital warriors? Yeah, they're on the digital battlefield, dude.

Damn, that's kind of a tight name. I feel like that's what we are as podcasters. We are digital warriors. I'm just an analog boy living in a digital world. Okay. R expanded, so. Who was it who didn't know what binary was? Was that Dylan?

The 01 system? Probably. Didn't that come up recently somehow? I don't know what binary was was that dylan the zero one system probably didn't that come up recently somehow i don't know my left i don't know my left and rights i probably wouldn't know what binary was true oh yeah we did we did the alien message in binary do we we sent them like a record player at one point the 70s to like a big 45 or something like that sure they figured that out yeah how the fuck are they gonna figure that out i had like bird noises on it can i tell you something i genuinely don't understand how records work i don't either it freaks me out it always blew my mind that like whenever i would

see in elementary school the music teacher go over and find a song on a record i'm like dude how did you just find that like what what i'm more impressed by that by record technology than i am like what my iphone this little hard drive that's fax machines a supercomputer that's the size of yeah fax machines dave we're just we're just sending documents and we were doing this before we could print documents like what dude fax machines are hell anybody out there that's worked a small town law firm has had to utilize fax machines for very important things and it's the worst because you're you don't really know and you're like, did that go through?

You have to call them. You call like, hey, did y'all get that? They're like, uh, not yet. Remember you had a fax number that was like different than your phone number? Yeah, my parents had one. My dad owned a business for a little bit when I was young and they had a fax machine there and people would call it all the time being like, yeah, did it go through?

And I'd just be like this little five-year-old in the office being like mashing the buttons. Dude, it was lit though. When you receive you receive a fact you hear that thing whirring up it's like wait so wait in this wait hold on in your in your uh way of intimidating or uh imitating this fax machine it actually says the words fax machine yeah fax machine you have a fax it's a little guy that draws all the documents in the fax machine. Fax machine. You have a fax. It's a little guy that draws all the documents in the fax machine. Dylan's printer, is that like a biz hub?

I hope so. We need to get one. We need to get a biz hub for the audience. Entirely too large? Yeah, we need some very valuable real estate just being bombarded with a biz hub. Well, this week in Watch Media studio upgrades, we got a giant cabinet for Randy to put his stuff in. Randy got a

cabinet. I think today we should make Randy put the cabinet together. I think it should be Randy cabinet day and I think we live stream it and just make everyone watch Randy complete the cabinet. Don't people watch shit like that on Twitch where there's people doing stuff? Like building bookshops

and bird houses and shit? We should just do a dad YouTube channel where it's people doing stuff, like building bookshops and birdhouses and shit? They should just have... We should just do a dad YouTube channel where it's just us doing things hungover that you don't want to do as a hungover dad. Like existing? Yeah, existing. Let's livestream Will's first time mowing a lawn ever.

Dude, I've been watching. I've been deep in lawnmower TikTok lately, and I have to say that I've got some techniques that I'd like to employ at some point. You just need to do one first. You need to do one under your belt there. No, no. I've already got designs that I'm cooking up right now.

Dude, this moisture pattern that we're living in right now, it's great for the lawn, but I'm mowing once a week now. Oh, are you? It's a little much. Damn. I don't like mowing once a week. I don't like electric- a week electric ass lawnmower over there correct battery powered no nothing like a little lawnmower gas to fill the nostrils

we're going we're you know we are we uh we're going nuclear right isn't that the plan you have a nuclear powered lawnmower yeah how it's nuclear you have nuclear fusion long considered the holy holy grail of of nuclear power correct i couldn't find anyone's gas tank to suck out the gas from for my lawnmower and so i just used the infinity stones that i had in my garden there's infinity of them so i never run out you had infinity stones in your garden yeah like you grow them or they were just there i put them there i bought them from home depot there's like these like decorative stones no turns out they're infinity stones so still can't get over how swagless that finger snap was who did the finger snap thanos

that's when he killed half the animals or something sure he hunts mike let's hear from our friends over electric losing bikes i'm gonna say this guys riding a bike is sweet i miss doing it i don't get to do it that much anymore but guess what we're in the heat season right now and it's a little too hot to be riding a bike around these parts and guess what i want something that's a little more comfortable a little too hot to be riding a bike around these parts. And guess what? I want something that's a little more comfortable, a little more convenient, and something that I can ride effortlessly. Finally, there's an e-bike made for everyone, Letrick Bikes, and they start at just $799. They're the fastest growing e-bike company in the U.S.,

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People drive it around the studio. People drive it places. I wouldn't recommend driving it indoors. It's not what it's meant for. Definitely don't drive it in the studio. I have driven it in the studio. It's not a very big studio. It's big enough, but not that big big but you got to run a quick errand

like oh i need to i need to go down the street and pick up a bag of tacos for the boys yeah hop on the electric that's just like you to do that it is no i'm the least generous person at the company i think these are surprisingly affordable like i said they're starting at just 799 which is way less than the competition these These things are adjustable, customizable, and comfortable. The battery is hidden away, but there's an LCD display thing that features speed, range, and an adjustable power level. These things have over, I mean, they have thousands of rave five-star reviews. And you can cover up to 45 miles at 28 miles per hour on just a four to six hour charge. Yeah, it's big time.

There's a lot that goes into that technology-wise, and they they figured it out also i don't know if i can legally say this so electric if you're listening please stop we took the restrictor plate off ours so bad boy we might be up a couple miles an hour faster governor just saying they've got different bike models and accessories so you can provide optimal comfort storage and safety join the affordable e-bike revolution go to electric e-bikes.com and use code STEAM today to get a free foldable mountain bike lock with any bike purchase. That's a free bike lock when you use code STEAM at L-E-C-T-R-I-C-E-B-I-K-E-S.com. Did you see me hit that bunny hop on it? Dude, you're the bunny hopping king. Did you ever learn to bunny hop i tried i wasn't very

good at it i don't think i could get up a little bit but i could it was hard yeah i was really light when i was trying to do it and i was worried that i just didn't have the muscle so you could ollie but you couldn't bunny hop yeah i feel like ollies are much much more difficult than bunny hops i'm different though you know i once had a got a pogo stick for christmas and we had to return it because i didn't weigh enough to like pogo so why didn't you just have a stick like when you did weigh enough because i needed that immediate present gratification have you seen the new podro sticks these days where people can like do backflips pogo stick tiktok is pretty dope dude tiktok is so dangerous it's like like i the amount of wormholes that you can go down

and the amount of dumb people i follow now who just like have no no role in my life it sounds like they've got a big role i know it's embarrassing can we talk about pedal pubs real quick yeah what's going on with their back so 15 people were injured in a pedal pub crash in atlanta oh gosh um how does this not happen more often? I say that every time I go downtown. It says the driver of a pedal pub that crashed on Saturday night has been arrested and charged with driving under the influence, the Atlanta Police Department says on Sunday morning. The pedal pub, which is a mobile bar, tipped over while making a turn at West Peachtree Street and 14th Street Northeast in Midtown Atlanta.

Authorities say it happened around 6.30 p.m. And according to the Atlanta Police Department, the pedal pub was apparently going too fast while trying to make a turn. So 15 people got injured. Yeah. How the hell does this not happen all the time? This is a cautionary tale for everyone out there

thinking about doing a pedal pub anytime soon. How did they... Okay, the first question is, how do these things not crash more? Why are people so responsible to actually be on them? The second question is, how does every pedal pub not get pulled over for a dui it's true i'm gonna go answer your first question i think the driver usually abstains from the alcohol consumption that's but like what what percent of the time that's like everyone clicking like yes i'm wearing a mask for my uber right now like you're not so you you are surmising that the

driver of pedal pubs always... I allow the driver to dictate what I do in his car or her car or their car. I don't think they're making you do it anymore. Yeah. Do they not do that? I didn't check the box yesterday. I also didn't check the box. How do...

So I would say 6th Street is the place that is most popular for pedal pubs. There's a certain little part in Austin and you can pretty much guarantee that there's going to be one down there because that is where they pick up and drop off the pedal pubs. I've never seen one do anything but hold up traffic and be annoying. Who? Okay, I'm having to, even though I've driven by multiple pedal pubs in the last 24 hours, I'm trying to remember, like,

is there somebody in the front like steering or is it just like like who's controlling the helm here yeah dude there's a there's a captain where's the captain sit i'm the captain i don't know these are look everyone's told me that if you're on a pedal pub you have to sit on the back bench because you can't pedal and therefore you don't get as hot the swamp ass that is accumulated on pedal pubs oh yeah i mean i guess it's not like well those are just bar stools it's the bar stools are not comfortable and biking some like pedaling something on a bar stool sounds awful yeah is there anyone out there that has like a really awesome pedal pub story

like i've we've never gotten if you have a worst of pedal pub story please send it along i want to hear maybe one of our listeners was on this was on this uh bike with fucking lance armstrong can you i'd be so happy if i if i showed up to my pedal pub and lance armstrong was right there i'd be like oh i don't have to do anything i'd be nervous i'd be like no we don't need to we don't need to scale the alps in this sucker let's just let's take it slow we're just trying to get down rainy a couple times can we do epo next time we uh if we ever do a pedal pub i'd love to it's apparently very dope i kind of want to tour de france on you say can we listen to tbo do i have time for a steroid cycle before we go to mexico for dylan's there's always time yeah i got winnie because i kind of some d ball what's that i don't know i just i think it's something like i kind of i don't want

to show up jacked just well you've got three days you know what i thought about how funny it would be if i got absolutely shredded but as a bit do you know what you know what models do before like the night before shoot they drink a bunch of vodka get themselves dehydrated and they're not safe yeah it's bad but like you if you want to look shredded that's that's the movie as someone who drinks a lot of martinis i don't think i have the same response as these hot models do well do you want to look shredded, that's the move. As someone who drinks a lot of martinis, I don't think I have the same response as these hot models do. Will, do you want to respond to that guy's tweet? What tweet?

What tweet? The guy who responded to the tweet of you wearing an opened button down. And it said, you look like you could eat a bowl of cereal out of Will's chest. We could do a chest luge. did not see that comment damn yeah it was a mean tweet does he want to do a chest luge out of it we we know the guy who can make that go viral you can insult my chest i've well just be clear like yeah he's not a chest guy will's a lower body guy yeah i'm all lower body knows that but like at the end of the day like if i mean if this dude's dreaming about you know eating cereal off my chest like you can just come do it dog what cereal are you most likely to eat out of will's chest yeah probably

cinnamon toast crunch cinnamon toast crunch yeah i don't i don't hate that choice now you you know what it would be unfortunate for you because then your chest would be all sandy and gritty afterwards i know but i could just like get little finger swipes with the uh the leftover dust that's true catch me going fruity pebbles fruits going fruity pebbles out of will's chest and just drinking that milk after damn i drink it i want frosted flakes these puffs were terrible no reese's hey reese's puffs are a good dessert they're not audible audible gas from randy there i'm a raisin brand guy raisin brand crunch oh yeah okay brett's tongue doesn't work my tongue doesn't work yeah your taste and half of my tongue doesn't if you if you raisin brand is not a notable cereal it's fine hey do we think that now that dylan who got

absolutely shredded and looked awesome yesterday is he is he just gonna get off the wagon now i hope he kind of hope he does he's got to hold it together for Cabo. He will. He will do that. But Cabo, like he's not going spinach salad. His six pack got a shout out during the ceremony yesterday from Bay. That was tight. So Sally didn't do that during our ceremony.

So on the little tables at the reception, there was like Polaroids of Brittany and Dylan. There were. And one of them was dylan like pop top shirtless and like the the camera guy the photographer walked up he's like yeah he's like yeah i gotta be honest man when i when i went to photograph this one it kind of depressed me he's like didn't there were no photos of me looking like this at my wedding i was like man dude the camera was kind of tight he looked like a bartender at a speakeasy. He had the overalls going. He was cool.

Yeah. I'm actually dreading what he's going to shoot. He got a number of photos of me. He got fixated on me. Oh. And I think he thought the mustache was funny. And I was just like, dude, you got to stop. He hit him with the Roger Federer Ange sneakers.

I was enjoying that. Those are dope. Yeah, he had to do it. Those are my favorite Ange. The GOAT. I'm trying to think of random stuff from Dylan's wedding slash reception. Because the wedding was fun. It was in their backyard.

It was very beautiful. But the reception is where the party was. Dude, the reception was great. I had such a blast at the reception. I was on Mingle Watch. I was mingling my little dick dick off you had to yeah hey can we talk about nord vpn real quick lord the squad's about to go to mexico this weekend i've got some epl games that i don't think i'm going to get in the hotel boy do i have a sponsor for you will is it nord vpn sure is if y'all have

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threat protection if it's in a rural area you kind of said that with a little uh christopher walken i've been doing that free threat protection did you see grease was on last night after the uh after the the wedding you didn't watch it because it gives you anxiety correct gives you anxiety yeah the beginning scene in the 70s cartoony stuff in the beginning there's something about it that spikes my anxiety oh i was watching the natural at carve and that just made me cry so i was watching the shitty correspondence dinner and i fell asleep during a show that i've officially abandoning anatomy of a scandal somebody was gassing that show up yesterday uh probably my wife and probably everyone else in the world who seems to really like it but there's something about it that it's

just not it's not grabbing me my life i'm not that into it people keep tagging me in this um another vice headline i think we've done this because this is old but will i don't know if you want to do this story um i can i'm having trouble seeing your screen dave can you read what the headline i'm gonna read this is another one that i'm gonna be like yeah this one you're you're gonna be interested in this guy is blanking i'm gonna let you fill in the blank this guy is blank out of his blank this guy is uh jacked out of his mind no good guess no no this guy is blanking out of his that was a verb yeah okay out of his mind no good guess but no no this guy is blanking out of his that was a verb yeah okay out of his blank this guy is um oh i don't know this guy is this guy is eating out of

his bowl he's eating cereal out of will's chest right now he's doing something out of his backside and i'm not going to dignify it with a response he's mondo dumping nope oh he's doing the thing you don't want to let's just move on i don't know why i brought this up people keep tagging me what is the story dave this guy is coming out of his ass why'd you push the issue brett you didn't have to push the issue we're trying to talk dylan's wedding it's a nice you didn't have to push the issue and you make me do this we're dylan and bay naked on the tl night? They might have been. That was a sexy pic. Was it like a hot tub sitch?

They were at the pool. They got a pool there. Okay, okay, okay. That was a hot pic. It was. Dylan looked good. We left with Dylan and Bay, Caroline and I,

not with them, but we Ubered at the same time. And they were just like, we're going to go hang. Yeah. I mean, I want to go. I was kind of jealous they got to go sleep in a hotel last night that would have been great can i uh can i tell you something before i left i went and hugged them goodbye

and uh bae gave me she gave me like a little kiss on the cheek but i think she got some mustache oh and i just kind of like oh my god i felt i felt bad yeah she got a little mustache did she like do the thing afterwards where it's like a dog with peanut butter? I didn't look at her. I just got out of there. I was just like, nope. I didn't even say, I got out. I didn't say bye to y'all. I just walked out front.

She found it in her espresso martini later that night. She was like, who's here? Oh, it's Dave's. Dave Italian exited, which is just kisses and loud noises. What did I got? See. Bye-bye. Hey, can we talk about this cockatoo?

We found out today that Randy's a bird guy. You know, we did find that out. I don't think there was any surprise from anybody. Yeah, weird. We've been longtime critics of bird people and just wondering what the hell's going on. Why do you need a bird? Davis Blanche said Birdman's defense is terrible

and the reason that he didn't win more championships. What happened to that boy? That is a very obscure reference. That was really good, good will you want to do that again nice yeah i do a lot of bird watching i was telling y'all i'm just close i am this close to getting a bird feeder randy already has one that doesn't matter yeah we talked about today that randy had a cockatoo growing up and a hummingbird feeder currently he makes his day when he doesn't come look that's beautiful that's great it's probably very calming i needed it last night i need it right now frankly i want like a cardinal one there was a cardinal on my fence the other day just put up a little

that is so majestic and i was just watching it randy my dog was watching we're just like looking at this cardinal and it flew off was he like do you see that shit dude he like he kind of gets on point a little bit oh yeah you know even though he's a retriever he's not a pointer man but i was like what are you gonna do with that bird if you catch it man they never know that's the thing they just don't know they just they just do it and then they ask forgiveness later so anyway what's this segment so let's get the bird feeder let's say you cop a bird let's say you you go on craigslist which is not i would say that craigslist is probably not the place to buy a bird like i feel like if you're buying birds on craigslist that's like slang for

cocaine and or like other stuff i only give show up you show up expecting like a parrot and you end up just getting a bag of cocaine you're like what what go to silk road for your birds yeah for sure is that still shut down i feel like i if i got a bird i would want to get my bird from like a bird guy like i would want to go to some licensed bird dealer yeah like a random like ranch in the middle of nowhere where the dude just has a bunch of birds bird ranch a bird breeder well this dude this dude bought a bird on craigslist and he soon found out that this bird was singing a song uh that i don't think you want your bird to sing constantly can i play a quick uh clip of this for you guys piano man that'd be so this is dumb i just bought a cockatoo from a guy

on Craigslist and it keeps on making these it keeps on making these noises. If you guys know what he's saying, could you tell me what do you make of this? Hello, pretty bird. What you saying? No. No. No. dude no that's not real right i don't like that a bird there's no way

i don't want it to be real but randy former bird owner randy seems to be like he seems to be convinced that that birds can talk this well. I think it's more... Randy, okay, bird man, get on the mic. Can birds talk this well? Is this possible? I believe so, yes, but I didn't... I had a fear that you had a cockatoo.

You had a cockatoo. Is he coming through? No, Randy might not be coming through anymore. I took it away from you. Randy, can you please re-explain what you just said? You just don't have a leg. Yeah, said yeah whatever randy sorry you got cocked okay more or less i'll i'll say randy said that yes this is possible based on they can they're imitating speech more than anything and randy did clarify that he didn't have a cockatoo he had three cockatoos right can't cockatoos live for like 75 years i feel like a lot of birds can live for a long time especially in captivity where they have no predators and that's what like makes me how

many predators they have out of captivity they can fucking fly i just can't get behind owning something that is meant to fly unless it's a car way to go randy did you clip the wings i could do some wings right now can we go to pluckers let's go to pluckers for lunch that sounds dude everybody everyone knows that the best thing to have at lunch before you go record too much dip is a huge plate of pluckers no i've got breakfast tacos wrapped in foil in the microwave i need to eat if you could have your bird sing one song to you when you walked in from work every day what song would you teach it billy squires the uh the stroke but it does the riffs not yeah i think i'm gonna do like that

oasis song okay this song and so then like yeah when sally asked me to do something i'm like hey bird tell her hey you know it's too late stop we'll have some british ash bird like this looks like pies with the lads ass dude that'd be tight imagine me doing this with my bird i'll be your dream i'll be you but he's like dude that'd be awesome well that's it that's a good answer that's a good answer any savage garden but the british pub version yes the british pub you know when when when duda visited austin like four years ago whenever that was he stayed at my place and we listened to that savage garden song not that song but the other one the one that's talking about we listened to that 500 times why because he's just on some bit where

he wanted to listen to it like alissa's like you guys listen to that again we are we are listening to this song we didn't mention that dylan Dylan entered the reception with a saxophone leading him. Yeah, we didn't. That deserves more credit. I was like, what is going on? Oh. Why didn't we recreate the scene yesterday, or the video yesterday of all the dudes in the bar singing together?

We could have had Dylan. Dylan wouldn't know the words to it, and that would have been the bummer. What song? I'll Be Your Dream, I'll Be Your Wish, I'll Be Your Fantasy fantasy we could have all just done that is that truly madly deeply yeah it is okay good just making sure i'm not missing a lot of people don't realize that that song is true mad and deep well the thing about the savage garden is is the garden is savage if you walk into that garden you're like oh dude they're just throwing out burns, like personal burns. Like, okay, I guess this is what I get for going to the Savage Garden. Sorry.

I'm done. Dude, that rosebush over there is savage. I get them into smashing pumpkins mixed up. That shit is very different. I think it's just the vague references to vegetables. Shout out to Billy Corgan, all the Zwan fans out there. Is he alive still? Yeah, he's alive.

He's got a pro wrestling league. No shit. I swear to God, he does hello what are you serious billy corgan is involved in wrestling i think it's why i feel like randy would know why couldn't he just make off why couldn't he just keep making mediocre you know overrated music no come on cherub rock's a good song the national wrestling slaps the nwa correct so like you there's a trademark there somewhere yeah it's wrestling is it harder to trademark like like acronyms because they can stand for so many different things sure i guess you'd have to do that in the industry that you're looking to trademark them in let me just say this this is affidavit with affidavit. Ooh. I want to walk in from a long day of podcasting and working and just, you know, grinding to my bird just busting out Limp Bizkit break stuff.

Oh, okay. Every day. I'm trying to think of... That's just one of those days. Yeah. That's it. I'm not a person. Every day is fucked.

I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. Every day is fucked. Objectively good video. You don't really know why. Objectively good, Randy. But'm not a person. Every day is fucked. Objectively good video. You don't really know why. But you gotta testify. Ripping someone's head off. Pretty good. No human contact.

Will would have three little birds. Yeah. I sing that to Fritz when he's going to bed. I'm gonna stop. We have to stop imitating birds on a podcast. We've exceeded the amount of bird imitation i have shown frist that three little birds is a great lullaby really let's next time you're listening to it think about it think about it as a lullaby instead of just being

a you know a chilled bob marley maybe i should look into that so i can stop making up songs that have no point and are just embarrassing i think that if anything can make you a better freestyler it's having a child because you will just start dropping bars on random songs and beats that you've never even thought of before it's a lot of fun actually it is i really enjoy it see brett's confirming right now yeah i'm reading the lyrics and you know every little thing's gonna be all right he loves it he loves it it It's like anti-anxiety music. Yeah. Shout out Fritz.

All right, let's get out of here. What an episode. I think we deserve a lot of credit for how good that episode was considering the weekend that we had. Probably could have cut off the last eight minutes, mainly the bird stuff.

The bird stuff. We went a little hard on the bird stuff. I'm trying. No, no, dude. If there's cockatoos in the news, we talk about it. I can't look.

I brought it back. It's my fault. Do we do Dylan's wedding? No, I would know that we changed's cockatoos in the news, we talk about it. I can't. Look, I brought it back. It's my fault. Do we do Dylan's wedding? No. I would know that we changed if we saw that a cockatoo was singing Bodies by Drowning Pool and we didn't cover it. That means that we would have changed. Drowning Pool.

Dallas is on. Rest in peace to the lead singer. I believe he died. He did die. Yeah. Dallas, man. Good bands. Bowling for Soup.

It's not one of them. Is that the one you're leading with, huh? Or Pantera guy. Shasta Denton. Erykah Badu. Really? She a Pantera guy. Erica Badu. Really? Leon Bridges. Leon Bridges, Fort Worth.

Still. Metroplex. Arlington put out a lot of good heat. Demi Lovato. Yes, boys. Old 97s. Texas. Old 97s.

I didn't know you guys had Polyphonic Spree. Polyphonic Spree. Have you ever been to a show? Ashley Simpson as well. Good for you guys. You don't claim her. No, you claim her. You have Nora Jones?

Whoa. Meatloaf? Rest in peace. I forgot that. I forgot he died of COVID. And heading for home. Lisa Loeb as well. You guys have some big hitters.

I did not know Lisa Loeb. What does she do? Is she on TV now? She did a set at ACL a few years ago in the children's area. She does like kid songs. I don't know if she's all done. That's all she does, but she does. It makes sense she's all that's all she does but she does it makes sense all right i'm leaving yeah she did a really good job of uh just crushing the children's section i guess that was that's an interesting move for her

do you think dylan's gonna do the end of this podcast and be like we're talking about lisa fucking lobe and not my my dope wedding this is what happens when dylan's not here because dylan would have been done 50 he's like he'd be like, all right. Yeah, you're going to have to do a good bye-bye for this because I never know when to end the podcast when Dylan's not here. See you all tomorrow. Congrats to Dylan and Bae. Bye.