Circling Back - Dillon Is Very Confused

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

While Will serves a 1-game suspension, Dillon, Dave, and Brett are live from The Lodge in Austin, TX. Prepare to be amazed by Dillon catching up to the internet in real-time as he travels down the rabbit hole of NFT's, Top Shot, Crypto Punks, and ETH. We also talk Tiger Woods and his accident (get well soon, Cat) and Kendall Jenner getting roasted for starting a tequila brand. Not to mention a story about a mom with an OnlyFans if you're in the mood for some H talk.  Spoiler: A lot of plans this weekend for the squad Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (13:37) Tiger Woods • (29:55) We Try To Figure Out NBA Top Shot • (47:45) Kendall Jenner Launched A Tequila Brand • (58:45) H Talk: Mom With OnlyFans Account In Sacramento • (1:06:25) This Weekend In Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors • Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (STELLA20 for 20% off) • Honey: www.joinhoney.com/circlingback (start saving IMMEDIATELY on online shopping) • Headspace: www.headspace.com/CIRCLING (FREE one month trial)  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I grant you full license to let it ride. All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast live from the lodge. My name is Brett Merriman. And to my right, the 2012 North Texas Law Association Rookie of the Year. He was almost in bowling for soup at the age of 14, but he turned on the roll. He's a card-carrying member of the Fraternal Order of Sandwich Masons. He is your weatherman's weatherman,

and he once got a job at DFW area Patch Sun to get an employee discount for a girl on Vans. That's not true. That's Dave Ruff. I think a lot of that's not true. I checked your LinkedIn. Oh, I tuned out when I heard Brad hosting. I'm sorry.

I did, and I'm going to stay in for the pod, even though you're hosting. That was quite the intro, man. I really appreciate it. I didn't expect it. I was wondering where it was going. Yeah. I'm not going to dispute it. I was a sandwich mason.

You were a sandwich mason, yeah. That's a dope T-shirt you have on, Dave. What is that? Oh, this old thing? What is that? What's the whack? What? It spells whack? Washed Athletic that? Oh, this old thing? What is that? What's the whack? What, what? It spells whack?

Washed Athletic Club. Oh, yeah. At the Western Athletic Conference. Keep an eye out. Ooh. Those on Patreon get first dibs, from what I understand. Is that true? I think so.

Love that. But if you're resourceful and you know where to look I mean, you can just check every morning It'll be up on the thing Okay Fair I'm not saying which morning Fair Could be two weeks from now

Could be four days from now No, you're all going to be able to get one I believe Very soon The material is fantastic I'll put it this way It's real Yeah, this is

I'm not sharing information before it's ready to be shared, am I? I just Sometimes I do that You do that a lot. Yeah. It's a problem. Yeah, I know. Sorry.

I did something I normally don't do, and I'm wearing it having not washed it. I just got it. We got it from our printing company. That's Brett's move. Brett's a big new crease, those shirt on guy. I didn't know this about myself, but it is. I mean, I do that. I think it fits the best the first time you wear it. I notice it every time.

Oh, I'm sorry. But you got the creases in the sleeves. You look like a goober. Thanks for telling me, Dylan. This is from the guy who's doing a Henley Wednesday as if it's not Henley Thursday. It's Henley weather today. Are you kidding me? It's like 70 and muggy. Yeah, it is. It's Henley weather, baby. Let's go.

It's gross outside and the pollen is kicking. I apologize. I was five minutes, probably eight minutes late today. And I'll be transparent. I legit either didn't set my alarm or I mashed that snooze button or just turned it off. Well, we'll give you a pass for a number of reasons, but one of them being that you have a newborn at home and your sleep schedule is probably all jacked up right now well um i was talking to my wife before i left

and she said last night was the best night of sleep she's got since uh he came home great so that's huge wow um yeah and you know what's funny is all it took was us purchasing a PDF on sleeping babies called Taking Cara Babies. Cara, C-A-R-A is the woman's name. Tells you how to deal with their sleepy cues is what she calls them. And I don't know what we paid for this, but it's already paying off in dividends because we were having some trouble there.

As most people do, babies get fussy. You don't know why. They can't communicate. Sure. having some trouble there as most people do babies get fussy you don't know why they can't communicate sure when when i you know fun fact when when when roads my son was first born he was crying and and they brought him in there and i was like why i was like why is he crying and then i noticed well he doesn't have any teeth i would cry too if i didn't have any teeth yeah it's gotta be tough that's why he was crying well it was one theory i like to put out a number of theories and then see which one has the most. When you get fussy, you just tell us why you're upset, and we take care of you, and we fix it for you.

Yeah. What's he into? He can't talk. Like applesauce, carrots, like steak? What's he rocking with right now? Breast milk. Milk, yeah. That young.

It's just a milk diet. No steak yet. Oat milk, though. Only oat milk. He's on off-dairy. Oh. Dylan's milk is actually what he's on. I believe Parks first tried

food food when he was 10 months, maybe? Oh, wow. That's a long time. It could have been earlier than that. It's been a while. It was avocado. He did not like it. Did you give it to him in the raw form or like one of those little squeezy packets

of veggies and fruits? I don't recall. We have it on video. It's pretty cute actually. Dude, let's post it. Yeah. That voice you hear talking about his son's dietary.

I can't wait for this. Dylan, he'll mount your TV chevrerie. That's all I get? Yeah. What the fuck? I'm. That's all I get? Yeah. What the fuck? I'm tired of the disrespect I get on this podcast. Dude, no, you'll mount.

I get no respect. He'll mount your TVs before. I get no respect. Rodney, do you feel? You heard about this guy? Yeah. Have you mounted a TV? Dude, there's not a TV I can't mount, David.

There's not a surface I can't mount said TV on. They used to call you the Mountie. They did. Underrated WWF wrestler. They used to call you the Mountie. They did. Underrated WWF wrestlers. They used to call me the Mountain. The Meat Mountain. Because I'd just be mounting TVs. You're the Feet Mountain.

No. Did you ever mount Will's TV and then sit on it and make a viral TikTok? That jerk is mounting it himself, and I don't appreciate it. Why? Because he's a selfish jerk. I I don't appreciate it. Why? Because he's a selfish jerk. I just wanted to do it. I wanted to flex. He wants to be a man.

Yeah, he wanted to be a man. He doesn't want to get TV cucked by you. I wanted to hang on it, and me being heavier than the other gentleman who sat on his wall mount, I was going to one-up him, but Will didn't give me that opportunity. Were you going to find a stud? Whatever. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

I don't need to find one, Dave. No, I think you do, don't you? Isn't that how it works? Yes. I have a stud finder. You can't just put it into the drywall. I have a stud finder, yeah. Doesn't he have a concrete mantle, though?

How do you go in one of those things? I don't know what's going on behind that wall. It could be one of those faux finishes that you see. There's faux back there? It looks like it's tile. I don't know what it is. I can tell you this. Will's going to regret trying to mount it himself.

I hope he does. No offense. trying to mount it himself. I hope he does. No offense. Because, I mean, like, if you have the option of having, like, a friend come over and do it for free,

maybe for one beer or something, you take that offer, especially one who, like, enjoys doing it and does it well. Yeah, like your boy. Which I guess you do it well. I don't know. I've never really heard. Doing it, doing it, doing it well.

Hello, Cool J. Mm-hmm. You want to doing it, doing it well. LL Cool J. Mm-hmm. You want to do some programming notes? Saw him live at ACL. Okay, sure you did, David. During the day, kind of made it less good. I don't like daytime concerts. Ladies love Cool James, man.

You ever see Third Eye Blind there? Yeah. I feel like they're there every year. I think just one year is last year. Oh. They played right before Lizzo, and Lizzo was on the big stage next to them. And as they went into their seminal hit, semi-charmed kind of life, people were kind of listening,

and then they were kind of feeding over to Lizzo, but they were turned around, walking backwards, so they were still getting the semi-charmed vibes. Oh, that's cool. Doing the doot-doot-doot. And they did the extended version where they do the little break in the middle. It's what you want when people are fleeing your concert to do the extended cut.

They put on a good show. It sounded good. I wouldn't go pay money to see them again. Motorcycle Drive-By gets me. That's a good bar song. Touched tunes. That's an underrated one. Sure. And that's Brett Merriman. That's me on bar song. Touch tunes. That's an underrated one. Sure.

And that's Brett Merriman. That's me on the mic. You guys want to do some programming notes? Yeah, what do we got, man? Please go follow Circling Back Pod and Washed Media on Twitter and the Grom. Add me on the group. Whoa, look at this guy. This guy's run a board before.

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A couple people bought them, actually. I think he just pulled back the curtain. We were going to send him a bunch of stuff and then we had an issue with the distributor, supplier and I think he just bought that stuff himself. So shout out to Garrett. Shout out to Garrett.

Our favorite golfer. Unclear if he was in competition or not. He was using the ball markers. Thanks Garrett. I look forward to the days when we can do some kind of golf tournament again and maybe invite, have him out, have all the backer golfers out. I'm just very horny for like a multi-day, multi-platform event. Maybe one in Austin.

Maybe one in Austin. That sits beside Lake Austin. With a nice charitable aspect to it. You're going to get ACC. Well, there is an annual – oh, okay. I thought you meant a PGA event. Oh, no, no, no. Match play, which occurs at Austin.

But that too. I'm just saying I want to go to a scramble and just have one with the boys. Those are so much fun, of course. Dylan's going to leverage his ACC connections to have a washed media event at ACC. I don't think I have any connections there anymore. Would you be on the, if you, let's say you were going to join, would you have to be on the waiting list? Like, since you're technically a legacy?

I would assume. I don't really know. Because I've heard the waiting list is like two years. Ever since they started doing the Dell Match Play there, it's gotten very popular. Sheesh. You think Elon's a member there? He doesn't strike me as the country club type. I don't know.

I don't know. He's more of a Spanish Oaks guy. So is Dylan. You can also go to the Reddit and Discord for BitMadness. BitMadness is back, Dylan. So that thread on the subreddit has gotten so long and crazy that I can't even jump in there because I don't know where to start. Right. Well, you don't have to because it's already done.

Really? Now we're just down to the seeding portion of the program. And I assume early March we'll kick that bad boy off. Right, we'll kick off. We'll turn it into a multi-week event. Exactly. Shouts to Schwarzington, who runs that every year. So what you do, you go in on the Reddit or the Discord.

You vote for which ones you think should make the final tournament. I think there's 100 or so bits in there, which is telling. And then I think the final 64 make the bracket, and we'll go from there starting in March. Also, hit Spotify for Welcome to Wilmots. Welcome to Wilmots. Welcome to Wilmons. It's now available. Shouts to Barry Rigby. A lot of people are sending them jamming to that in their car.

Which do so carefully. Yeah. Hands-free jamming only. Correct. I'll tell you one thing about that song. It's very catchy. It'll get stuck in your dome very easily. This one?

I walk around saying welcome to Wilmonds every hour. It's very annoying. Last but not least, our Patreon schedule. Thank you, patrons. Tuesdays,

we have Bachelor for you and R&B radio, usually. Not this week. We had a lot going on yesterday. Perhaps tomorrow for some R&B radio. Keep an eye out.

We also do voicemails on Fridays. Listener voicemails. This week's have already been recorded, and it's heat. Let's go. I'm excited for that. That'll drop Friday morning. Anywho. What, David?

I'm just getting excited for next week. What's next week? You know what next week is. Oh. I truly don't well in addition to being a podcast week might be a big announcement week yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah tune in find out what's going on maybe we'll do it. I figure we should probably involve the patrons in that in some way. Maybe we'll hit them with the first look. I don't know.

Maybe. We love our patrons. They do deserve early access. So maybe we'll do something there. We'll talk off mic on that one. Anywho, you guys hear about the big news yesterday. Not to start this pot off on a... The Tiger Woods car accident news broke or was breaking as we were recording the Friday voicemail episode.

Pull back to curtain. We recorded it early, like I already said. Oh, yeah. Will's gone. Have you announced? Yeah. Well, no. Will...

I think people figured that out by now. Okay. Will is serving a one... We haven't mentioned said. Oh, yeah, Will's gone. Have you announced that? Yeah, well, no, Will... I'll make people figure that out by now. Will is serving a one-game suspension for Will. Yeah, we were recording our voicemail episode, which you can find on Patreon, as we said. And as we were recording, we got a text from Brett, a link to the news that Tiger Woods had been... was involved in a one-car crash. And we were finding out live.

Yeah, you got to hear our live in-game reaction initial reports were jaws of life involved which which immediately ups like the serious factor yeah even though i'm not 100 sure how they work i just know that you never want to hear that when you're dealing with a car accident because i mean shit's really fucked up now it came out that that wasn't the case initial report was two broken legs as well. We know one of them is pretty mangled. We don't know about the other one, though. I think it might be somewhat okay.

Sounds like, knock on wood, the other one is okay. We do have a compound fracture, though. His right leg is pretty jacked up. Mangled. But it was one of those events where I, shout out to Chantel McCabe, friend of the program, I saw her, she was the first one who quote tweeted that random guy on the TL with like, oh my God. And that was when I texted it to you guys.

I was like, I can't, there's no double confirmation yet on this. But this one dude just put out a tweet. So I was on the tweet deck watching like real time the events unfold where people yeah were were finding out this information it was it was wild it was like watching twitter was like watching tv for a good 20 minutes it's the ever-breaking news source yeah stuff just hits twitter before anything else absolutely wild yeah um it was it was weird doing you know trying to do the rest of the pod with that out there because everything indicated how serious it was. I think I saw something about critical condition, which you don't want. So, I mean, you're sitting there and you're thinking the worst, but they've issued a statement.

uh but they've issued a statement luckily you know he's going to survive this what that means for him as a golfer going forward it's not terribly important but people are still speculating um anytime oh man compound fractures ever since the DAC injury like it's just and the fact that Tiger sat there for 30 minutes at least right right, conscious in his vehicle, like with the – Oh, I missed that part. Yeah, he was alert when they arrived. I think it was at least 30 minutes. And I don't know, man. That dude is mentally tough.

Was he in a remote area? What took so long to get there? I think they were – they couldn't pull him out right away because the car was so mangled and flipped. Oh, so they hit the scene fast. Yes. I see. It was more about the extraction of him because they couldn't physically get in because the car was so jacked up and on its side.

But the statement says he underwent surgery at the UCLA Medical Center with comminuted open fractures affecting both the upper and lower portions of the tibia and fibula bones, which were stabilized by inserting a rod into the tibia. Additional injuries to the bones of the foot and ankle were stabilized with a combination of screws and pins. That is significant. He also had a little compartment syndrome going on, which required them to basically rip the muscles off the bones. The fascia. Yeah, so that they could expand. My reactions to this are, A, I hope that his,

because I know he just had another surgery on his back. I hope that, obviously, he's been prone to addiction, and I hope that's not at play here. I hope he's not back on the pills. Of course, he's probably given some pills for his back pain. You mean after the fact? Yeah, I hope it's not recreational. I hope he's under know i'm saying i hope it's it's under control his oh yeah his his pain medication they said at the scene there was no signs of impairment so he was alert he was conscious fantastic that doesn't they

haven't done a blood test or anything and we don't want to speculate but um he was he was fine at the scene and they didn't find any evidence of there was no you know bottles spilled whether it's alcohol i'll pull back the curtain so we posted um on too much dip the day before or a couple days before the one of the photos of him looking just completely just tired out of his mind and just kind of like loopy from the uh what was the tournament oh the riviera the genesis and uh i was like you know what I'm gonna archive it because I was like I felt that was my initial thought is like dude this might have been involved because the dude the dudes had five back surgeries he's fresh off of another one like the his his life is

in pain um and I think to Dylan's point like I mean with a serious multiple, you know, leg injuries, like, it's like, dude, how do you, what do you do for somebody who's had, like, that addiction issue in, like, in pain management going forward? It's not like you can just give them, like, recreational marijuana and he'll be good. You know, I don't know what you do for that. Yeah. Secondly, you feel for his kids. Yes. That part's really tough to see your dad in that kind of condition is brutal, of course.

You hope that, you know, remember a couple years ago his whole thing was, he's like, I don't even care if I play golf again. I just want to be able to hang with Charlie and, like, be a dad. And so you hope that this does not, you know, golf aside, you hope that he can get to that point again. But if our friend Cheryl G, who is now the top reply to his statement, excuse me, Cheryl G says, Tiger, I suffered a similar multiple fracture in my right leg three plus years ago, including pins and rods, holding my ankle bones in place and the like, not fun going through it, but I was back on the golf course in a year.

If I can do it, I know you can. And Cheryl G looks to be years older than Tiger. Who is Cheryl G? What are her credentials? She had a similar multiple threat. No, there's no. Oh, she's not like a world-class. No, she's just Cheryl G.

She's an avid golfer, Department of Defense retiree. Oh, okay. And now she's a delighted grandma of two identical twin boys. Yeah. The injury reports are focusing on his legs. Obviously, they're pretty messed up, but we don't know how this is going to affect his back, too. I'm sure his back took quite the jolt in a car accident.

Yeah, that's a good point. And I don't know what it means for his recovery, like him not being able to rehab the back in the same way for the next you have to think year right compound fracture screws rods pins all that like you you think 12 months off the bat right and i'm basing a lot of that a lot of that off the dac injury um but like what is that does that make your back tighten up does that help the back i don't know he's gonna be off of it there's gonna be much muscle uh atrophy because he's not going to be able to do stuff. So I don't know.

If there's anybody who's mentally tough enough to go through rehab in his 40s, get back out there on tour and play at a high level, it's him. Whether or not that happens, whatever, man. If that's it for Tiger, i hate that it ended like this but that's fine i'll be the optimist in the i i don't think he's done i think this is one of those things like i mean he's done it before you've seen the crashes you've seen the surgeries tabloids like if there's anything that motivates titer woods it's the it's winning number one and the kind of the comeback story number two and it's like that's always been focused on the last couple years definitely hope so man yeah this is this is pretty serious injury

right it's 2022 yeah at the earliest is are you guys familiar with the story of Ben Hogan and Ben Hogan's car accident? Yeah. And his comeback afterward. Ben Hogan driving on West Texas, I believe, with his wife, foggy conditions, ran into a Greyhound bus. Head-on collision. He stretched over. He saw it coming coming saw the lights I guess and reached over to protect his wife saved her from significant injury entire left side of his body was crushed including his pelvis ankle knee ribs collarbone and shoulder sustained injuries to an internal

organs and incurred damage to his left eye which worsened as he grew older and he came back and was playing at a high level after that obviously i i point that out only because it's i feel like not enough people know about that i didn't know about it yeah it's it's pretty wild um you hear ben hogan you're like oh yeah one of the all-time greats but a lot of people don't know like he overcame that but i don't know dude it. Yesterday was a weird-ass day. Yeah. And I'm at the gym checking Twitter, like just wanting to see updates, wanting to see updates. And it was comforting when they released that statement from his Twitter account, which it was late.

It was like, okay, I know Tiger didn't send this statement out, but that's good that his camp is doing that. Right. I mean, at first, the first time you see the car, you're like, oh, my God. How did he survive this? Did you see the guy in the Discord who lives in the area? No. Who said that that area is pretty known for being dangerous in car accidents?

Yeah. Shout out to that guy. The press conference, they were saying that one officer said that it's a 45 and people regularly, he gets them going 80 plus down that hill. So it's, I mean, it's a prone area to crashes. One of those things that, you know, any number of things could have contributed. He was apparently running late. It was for, he was going to do a ride-along with Drew Brees and Justin Herbert.

Yeah. For Golf Digest. Golf Digest, yeah. And he was running late. That leads people to conclude that he was speeding, but we don't know. Don't know. Happy he's alive, first of all. Long road ahead, but. we wish tiger all the best

we do we certainly do really upsetting yeah i don't really have much more i mean it's let me ask you this from a purely like this is getting way ahead of ourselves here from a a golf standpoint if you are going to injure a leg would you rather have it be the right leg over the left leg because it's not exactly yeah yeah your turn and plant right leg definitely yeah so any just trying to silver lining something but somebody theorized today that he broke the right leg because probably he was slammed on the gas and had the leg extended and the impact that was one theory which i don't know if there's science to back that up but in my head it makes sense because i was wondering like how that happened like how how in like a rollover

crash like that the leg i was wondering that too i don't know if that theory makes much sense though well you know why would you be slamming on the gas as you're rolling the brakes oh yeah i don't know his right leg extended left leg just kind of yeah maybe i don't know i don't know i'm sure we'll more in the in the coming days we'll hear more i tweeted yesterday something about like how i don't there's never been another athlete that has made me, um, experience that range of emotion, like every range of emotion, like every emotion possible, like for a human as Tiger. Um, I thought about Dirk, but like Dirk never had Dirk's always all on the court, um, the highs and lows, you know, everybody has their favorite athlete, but like this, the story is, I mean, we just got through with the Tiger Doc from a month ago.

Yeah. And, like, even that in and of itself is like, dude, what a fucking ride. And you add this into it. It's just – it's insane. Just every – I mean, every year there's another chapter in the Tiger Woods saga. Yeah. It's crazy. So wishing him the best, I mean. He'll be back in some sort. I'm. It's crazy. So, wishing him the best.

I mean, he'll be back in some sort. I'm glad he's okay. He'll be hitting ceremonial tee shots at Augusta. Yeah. Either way. And that'll be a big deal. Yes. If he ever tees it up again out there, if he ever tees it up again, period,

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back this is the segment i tuned in for this next segment is got my my brain's already yeah i think i'm gonna i'm to probably Dillon this segment too. Oh, boy. Have you, Dave and Dillon, have you heard of NBA Top Shot? I know nothing about this. I have because a friend of the show, Jake Kemp, not to name drop, he is into this. He hit me up a week or two ago like, hey, you need to get into this.

At the time I had a two week old at home yep and i was like i don't have the headspace to just jump in and learn about this like bitcoin's enough crypto is where it's kind of where i draw the line and although this has a crypto element right just because it's a currency i don't know dude fucking explain it i suck dylan have you heard of nTs? There's no way. NFTs are called non-fungible tokens. Non-fungible? Yeah, fungible.

What is fungible? We're team fun here. What is fungible? Fungible is, I don't know, Dylan. It's just non-fungible. You can't fung it. The fungible among us. Good luck funging it. It's a way to tokenize digital properties.

Obviously, Dylan. It's a way to tokenize digital properties. Obviously, Dylan. It's a way to tokenize digital properties. When's the last time you tokenized a digital prop? You probably never have. God. You can tokenize, perhaps. Can we tokenize circling back? Yes, you can tokenize a podcast.

And you own, we can tokenize circling back shares. Oh. So we have 10,000 shares of circling back the podcast. So this is just shares? Basically. Hold on one second. It's a nerd lingo. Brad, I hope you did your homework because you're going to get flamed.

Here's, okay. Just explain. Just fucking explain it. Top Shot, what the NBA is doing is offering highlights, like a gif of, say it's a LeBron James dunk. A slam dunk, you're saying. A slam dunk from LeBron James. King James.

And you can own that dunk as a digital property. And there's a monetary value. And there's a marketplace for it. Like a trading card. Yes. A basketball or baseball card, but this is basketball. Think of it as a digital trading card. That are being traded for thousands of dollars digitally where did where can

you find these remember remember the the Beckett book and all the values of like trading cards oh yeah remember that we would go to the trading card shop yeah and you would have it on the counter you would check it where's the online Beckett book for this like where do I find the values for these things? It's an e-book, Dylan. Right. It's on the NBA Top Shot Marketplace. Okay. So, for example, a LeBron James dunk the other day sold for $208,000.

And it was a GIF? A GIF. Okay. How many of the – okay. This person is the only one that can use the GIF? No. Hey, is GIF the file format? Or is it much more high quality? It's got to be much more high quality.

Great question. I have not purchased one of these things. Why does Randy not know more about this? How do you hold such... How do you hold the asset? How is it attached to your name? Your digital NBA Top Shot wallet. So you can go YouTube.

You can go YouTube the dunk. You can go on Twitter and find the dunk, but you do not own the NBA's digital trading card version of the dunk. For example, with that LeBron James one, they offered 75 different dunk properties there. So you own like LeBron James number three out of 75 of that one highlight. Dude, I just obtained a Trace Adkins honky tonk but dunk a dunk for $5. How am I going to explain this to my dad when he eventually asks me what the hell this is?

He's catching up on Bitcoin still. I still am like, I don't even know how to explain Bitcoin. Digital trading cards. That's all it is. With no underlying value other than that people think it's cool. For example, a friend of mine bought a Tyler Hero three-pointer for $400. He sold it the next day for $950.

These things are just taking off like you can't imagine. Embarrassing question. Is there audio? I don't know. I don't know. I would think so because there are highlights. I don't know how something like this could have value. I don't understand it.

There is none. There's no underlying value other than that somebody wants to pay for that. Or wants it. Why? What's cool about owning it? Nothing. It's like owning a Ken Griffey Jr. rookie car. That's cool to have.

But it's something that lives on the internet. It's digital. So if the power goes out, you don't have it anymore. It's not to have. But it's something that lives on the internet. It's digital. Right. So, like, if the power goes out, you don't have it anymore. But it's not a tangible – I'm trying to wrap my head around this. My brain's catching me. Oh, bro, it's decentralized. It's on the blockchain, dude. Yeah, blockchain.

Speaking of – Why can't this be, like, mass reproduced by internet nerds? Like, oh, this Tyler Hero three-pointer. I can make a thousand of these. They're authenticated. On the marketplace. Can I just say, I don't know anything about this, so I might be wrong. And Brett, you need to correct me if I'm way off.

Sure. What the hell? It is blockchain, confirmed. Yes. blockchain confirmed yes uh what people are having fun with is that uh every once in a while they they you enter into a raffle for a card pack for example and so you're you get a place in line and if you are luckily enough to be select lucky enough to be selected you get a uh a card pack and so you can open them up and it might be uh draymond green like fouling out which is worth nothing or could be like a steve novak three yeah or it could be a you know so

weird joe akim noah dunk dude those are sick or it could be like a luca like a luca crossover layup or something like that oh if you're will, Will needs to get an old school Jason Kidd bounce pass. This is blowing my mind. Just a sick ass bounce pass? Yeah. Hey, where do I go? How do I get in the game?

NBATopShot.com. Is there an application? A phone application? I would assume that there's... Grab and open packs you can purchase. What did you think you were just talking about? For example, I mean, the marketplace right now is, there's a Russell Westbrook layup on sale for $12,000 right now. There's nothing cooler than a layup.

There is a common questions tab on the website, which I'm going to be spending some time on, I believe. Dylan, my question. What is Top Shot is one of those questions I'm pulling up the answer so I I don't have a I don't know why this is a thing I would assume that the NFL is not far behind um it is NBA licensed so it I mean that's what the reason they can use all these highlights it's it's just I'm in the product I'm signing up as we speak

I'm not even going to participate in the rest of the podcast I'm just doing top shot so is NBA licensed yes NBA licensed oh yeah they're behind it they're they back this in some capacity for whatever reason the serial number uh one through whatever the higher the lower the number excuse me like a one a tyler chris middleton dunk hollow mmxx series one which i would guess 2020 in roman numerals

uh series one or excuse me serial number one is worth $222,000, whereas number 25, for example, is $37,000. How much is the Chris Humphries, Kim Kardashian wedding photo trading card worth? David. You know what Chris Dabbs is going for these days? I don't know. The three-pointer from December 14th, 2019,

13 grand. See, $13,000. See, that's a lot. So if I wanted that, I would have to pay someone $13,000. I would have to bid. This Steph Curry three-pointer is $40,000. You going to buy it? No. Luca's got a pretty good market here, Dave. Have you seen this?

Yeah. A friend of mine told me they have a Luka, and it's apparently with like 4K. Why would someone buy a Tobias Harris Assist for $9,500? Did you see the Assist? No. It was dripping. I'm about to watch the Assist right now. It was so freaking wet.

That's not even a good Assist. No. He threw an alley-oop. The guy laid it up and even dunk it do you think Dylan later on today is gonna be on this marketplace like trying to flip I if he's not I will be I'm although there was a problem signing into my account which is very cool it is it is taking the internet by storm and technically you're still early on it Dylan Tobias Harris so normally with things like this if I'm if i'm hearing about it it means i'm like two at least two weeks too late right whether that's like game stock or all that stuff like someone's gonna make money on me getting in on this now who's making the money the people the people who are in early and got all these

things at low costs who are now watching people like us come in and be like what's this and they're they're taking our ass on it well if you are in already and you notice that i get in in on this well you can thank me later this upset me send me like a shatashi or whatever the bitcoin thing is shiitake mushroom what is it it, Dylan? Satoshi. Shatoshi. I keep screwing that up. Do you know what Satoshi is, Brett? 0.0000001 Bitcoin? I think you left off a zero.

Okay. Here's why this upsets me. Yeah. Modern technology slash whatever is just passing me by. This shit is just too much for me to comprehend now. I just don't get it. Well, somebody once said you're old and you need to get your drip up. Yeah, I know.

Someone said that. Lil' Echo, Eskimo. What is his name? Lil' Esko. Lil' Esko. I can't comprehend how this is a real thing. I can't either, Dylan. You buy a little clip of a basketball play.

Yeah. Is this going to go into other sports too? Has to. The NFL is licking their chops right now. You know who won't do it? The NHL because they suck. MLB probably too. MLB doesn't have – they don't let anybody have their highlights.

You can't even post a photo of like some kids in the stands at a Ranger game. Nope. PMCA your bitch ass. Oh that's a sick assist. Am I? Okay. When you buy this one for Will

it's only 26 bucks and it's a wet bounce pass Dave. Dude let's buy it. Let's buy it. Cam Reddish. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy one. I'm gonna buy one

and I don't know. Dave's Top Shot Journey? I'm going to buy one for myself but I'm gonna buy one for my son. Oh. And I'm gonna put it into

Get him a Luca. Should I give him a Luca? They're very expensive. Should I put money towards his future college fund or towards a digital trading card? A digital trading card, obviously. This segment

does not age well, right? Because people are going to make a lot of money on this. Dave, there's a Luca Assist out there for $ bucks you can't bro what that's a car payment cheap yeah but it could go up to it's a dope assist oh double fake Wow is there a behind the back I want to see oh I want a nutmeg you want a taco fall block for 56 bucks think about that can Can people do their own, like, the time that I put Dylan in a blender and I backed him down in the paint?

We should do a top shot. Randy's already... The wheels are spinning over there. We should make our own playing cards. I want one of me just throwing down on Dylan. Let's just make our own currency, man. Oh, dude, Dylan's dunk. Is that a top shot?

Let's top shot it. It is about to be. Randy, let's top shot it. Randy, can we top shot Dylan's Dunk. Is that a top shot? Let's top shot it. It is about to be. Randy, let's top shot it. Randy, can we top shot Dylan's Dunk? I don't know. The thing that, I have a couple concerns. One, if I throw your computer in the river, you don't, it's over. Your top shot journey's done.

Why? Because it's only online or the power goes out. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's not like a key? You don't get a key like with Bitcoin? You can't log into it from a different computer? You can't have a, there's no physical – well, I'm sure you can. But what I'm saying is that if the power goes out like it did last week and you just – there's no value.

The power is going to come back on, man. Yes, but like that's the thing about Bitcoin too is like if the world ends and Bitcoin is – that's what they're saying about Bitcoin. Then you just don't have anything. There's not a key to get it back? Because that could happen with Bitcoin. I'm sure there's a key to get it. You can log in on another computer. Giannis Duncan's only $230.

You're about to cop. Overrated. You're about to cop. Oh, he pumped fake from the three. Oh, that's dirty. Passes to the man, and boom goes the dynamite. Dave, this is dirty. Buy it.

I bet you won't buy it right now. Dylan, you're all talk, dude. You come in talking all this shit about my top shot, and you don't even buy one. I spent $230 on a Giannis dunk. They're not going to know what's going on. It's a sick dunk, according to you. Yeah, it's fucking dirty. Have you ever?

Dylan goes and spends like $200 at Uchi Happy Hours and won't buy a Giannis dunk. Seriously, like. Oh, wait. You can select the serial number, and even those have different values. Yeah. You want to be low, dog. That's a step beyond where I need to be. I don't want to start.

They range from a couple hundred bucks to many thousands. This one's $66,000. Dude, 4269XXX is my serial number. This Giannis Dunk is not as cheap as I thought it was going to be. How much is it? You already said you'd buy it, so you have to. I'm not buying a Giannis Dunk is not as cheap as I thought it was going to be. How much is it? You already said you'd buy it, so you have to. I'm not buying a Giannis Dunk. I don't even know what this means, David.

Jerk. I'll make this promise to you guys. I'm going to buy something before the end of the day. I'll let you know what I get. I kind of want to also. Just to see what you get. Just to get a little skin in the game. I'll throw 50 bucks at this.

How far back do they go? Is there like vintage highlights or vintage trading cards? Unclear. Like Vince Carter Olympics? Like MJ against the Cavs? The oldest game day. That's got to be pricey. Oh, hold on.

I'm on the lucra filter. The oldest game date is Michael Carter Williams dunk on October 30th, 2013. Do these players get a kickback? Any royalties off of this shit? I have no idea. I bet the Players Association, excuse me, that was a yawn. They have to. Yeah, they're getting a taste.

If the NBA is licensing this out, they have to get a cut to the players, right? Yeah. All rights reserved. I don't know if it's in the CBA from 2011, but. No, it's the NBA. The Collective Bargaining Agreement. Dave's got jokes, man. There's no conclusion to this.

The only other concern, by the way, is it takes six to eight weeks to get your money out if you sell. And for that reason, I'm out. So it's like an offshore gambling company. Yeah. Yeah. Which, very cool. I'm out. So it's like an offshore gambling company. Yeah. Yeah. Which, very cool. I hate that aspect of it. They've got to fix that.

What if I need the money now? Like, what if I owe? It's my money, and I want it now. I want it now. This Tim Duncan layup, Dave. You know what you should do is find out Rhodes' birthday. Give him a card when he was born. This Steph Curry three-pointer ranges from $40,000 to $210,000.

Steph Curry with a shot. There are 22 for sale. You're all talk, dude. Dylan. The talk I'm sharing with everyone is that I'm not buying one, so how am I all talk? Dylan's the guy that signs up for a pre-order Tesla and then doesn't get one. I did do that, yeah.

That's exactly what I did. I'm going to buy a card today. I'll let you guys know what I did. This Trey Young layup, $99. That's worth it. Yeah, I feel like that could. What causes the, Ah, whatever. We're asking the same questions here.

I'm very glad we talked about this. This pushed me in the right direction. Have you been enlightened? Do you make your username like something that identifies you or like something that people can't for like hacker purposes? Because I'm about to make my username. You're getting past me. Sniper guy, 420.

You should. You're getting past me in terms of knowledge here. I just, I'm very surface level. I'm going to take a Vyvanse when I get home and just do nothing but top shot research. You think you can day trade top shots? Great question. Can I talk to my fidelity advisor and be like, hey, my 401k, I need some top shot in there.

I want to go for a more aggressive investment strategy. I just worry there's not always going to be a market for this stuff. You spend five grand on something and nobody wants it in six months. That's the theory of the greater fool. You heard of that one? No. There's always going to be somebody that comes along and wants to buy your shit.

Takes money to make money. Not always, always man that's the theory of dave scared money don't make no money that's my money right now for top shot is quite scared just saying isn't all your money in cds compact discs yes yes he went to his financial advisor and he's like, I saw this 1.1 CD at the bank and he's like, oh, you have just a shit ton of REM right now. I used to burn CDs. That's like the equivalent of mining for Bitcoin today. It's the original crypto. You're right.

How much is that Blind Melon CD worth? That always felt like stealing to me. I guess it kind of was when you burned a CD. It definitely was. Yeah. It was. Totally. But I don't care.

Speaking of markets with a shit ton of money, you guys see Kendall Jenner has a tequila now? Yeah. I was just saying recently that there needs to be another tequila company. Started by a celebrity. Started by a celebrity that is already extraordinarily well off. 818 Tequila, you guys buying this summer? No.

Why is that? You're the tequila guy. Because I saw a video of Kendall Jenner taste testing different tequilas to settle on the one that she liked. Yeah. And I just, I don't think Kendall Jenner is the, you know, the leader in the... I just... Okay. This is ridiculous.

Counterpoint. Casa Amigos is really good. That's Clooney and friends. Casa Amigos, Mezcal is trash. With their tequila, their silver's fantastic, or their Blanco, I believe. George Clooney, Rondé Gerbet, probably said that very wrong, and Mike Meldman launched Casamigos in 2013. It was a runaway hit before being sold to Diageo for $1 billion in 2017.

So Clooney doesn't even own it anymore? He sold. He sold out, dude. He might have a little bit of a stake. So I know that Kendall is getting some heat for this. What happened? She's being basically accused of appropriating Mexican culture and profiting off of something that they, I guess, are known for,

something that they own. As a billionaire. Is she a billionaire? Combined, the Kardashians are a billionaire family, right? There was an article about Kylie being a billionaire, but then there was a couple that came out later that refuted her being a billionaire. Who really cares? They have money, obviously.

They're doing well? Yeah, I think she's doing better than Kendall, which is maybe one reason why Kendall decided to get in the game a little bit. All her money's in Top Shot. It's locked up. Yeah, I heard that. Am I reading this right that she just found a distillery that she likes and just bought the branding rights

to this and made it her own thing? It's in Jalisco, right? Yes. That's where... It's not like they are... It's like they're using Calabasas agave. There's requirements before

you can put the name tequila on something and sell it like it has to be from a certain region okay so people i'm trying to think through this like am i do i need do i need to spend my time being mad at a kardashian for this i think people are upset she's like she's another another celeb is pushing out the mom and pop authentic Mexican tequila brands. Sure. Sure, there's something to that, but it's a free market. I don't know. Does that help?

Does her doing this, does it exploit the Mexican tequila agave farmers or whatever? Or does it benefit because it just creates a bigger market and more? I don't know. Because The Rock has a tequila. To my knowledge, he's not of Mexican descent. Nick Jonas. Adam Levine. You guys familiar with him?

Often shirtless. Handsome fella. He's on the Workaholics, right? Yes, that's him. Yeah. And Sammy Hagar. Coincidentally, he can't drive. 55!

Okay. Cabo Wabo, I believe, is his tequila. It's not very good, in my opinion. You have a tequila, right, Dylan? Let's go. Dorns Tequila? Is that what you're talking about? It's the picture with you and the donkey in Cabo. No, it's the picture with you and the donkey in Cabo.

No, it's the Donkey Show. That's what they call it. That's a nickname. They call you the Donkey Show? No, they call my tequila the Donkey Show. Why is that? I don't know. It's different?

I don't know. It's an ass out of you and me. I keep trying to put it on the second shelf. It's foot level in most stores. I feel like it's relatively easy to get second shelf maybe not top shelf but I can't I can't they won't do it and break into it I need I need someone like a Kendall Jenner back in me or something like that it's also oh people are also mad cuz she named it 818

so 818 is the area Avenue yeah that from the Vanilla Ice song? It is. Is that the address? I don't know if it's the same 818. Maybe it is. Is it? It's A1A. Oh, it's A1A. I'm an idiot.

I should know that. I just see, like, this is a cynical approach, but I can see Kendall Jenner just getting, like, bottles of nice tequila and pouring them into another bottle that just says A1A on it and be like, here you go, here's my tequila with a 50% markup. I can't confirm the Calabasas area code is 818. Vanilla Ice, people forget, is actually from the Dallas area.

So there you go. That's a good album, 818. Rob Van Winkle, I believe is his name. Sorry, I'm still on Vanilla Ice. That's okay. I was doing Kanye over here. Beachfront Avenue. What kind of address is A1A?

Randy knows a lot about Vanilla Ice. Are you a big Vanilla Ice fan? Did you do like a performance where you did like a lip sync? You did something in high school with Vanilla Ice. He's been to Florida. How does that qualify you? I don't know. Anyway, yeah, you got San Fernando, 818,

Glendale. Is Glendale Arizona? Is that Juice? I don't know. Calabasas, like you said, Burbank. Whatever, man. I don't know. I do like their branding. I'm mad at too many things

right now. I don't know if I can be mad at this. Are you airing Dave's grievances? No, I'm not mad about it. I'm mad at too many things right now. I don't know if I can be mad at this. Are you airing Dave's grievances? No, I'm not mad about it. I'm mad about the power grid in Texas. Yeah. I'm steaming. Erkot resignations, though. Excuse me.

All the out-of-state board members? Yeah. How about the in-state ones next? How about it? I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. Dylan has gotten more into things on this podcast.

He's going to spend his whole afternoon looking up to pillow brands. Yeah, I'm quiet. I'm over here just trying to learn about things. Well, you know, tonight before your head hits the pillow, your brain is going to be racing. But you know who can help that, Dylan? Tell me. Headspace.

Oh, baby, let's go. Wouldn't it be great if there were a pocket-sized guide that helps you sleep, slash focus, slash act, slash be better? I've said this before and I'll say it again. I used Headspace before it was a sponsor. That's how into Headspace I am. Well, now they are a sponsor. And if you have 10 minutes, Headspace can change your life as well.

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I will, you know, I'm not on the best sleep schedule. If I'm having trouble, go in the other room, flip on the Headspace app, help me, help me wind down. Boom. If you're overwhelmed like Dave, maybe you have a newborn at home. Maybe you don't. They have a three minute SOS meditation for you. Need some help falling asleep. Dylan, like you said, Headspace has wind down sessions. I use Headspace. Uh, this is several months ago i was at the gym i decided to go get uh sit out by the pool and just enjoy the weather i did i did a little meditation session out there and i fell asleep by the pool at the gym right after a workout headspace you fall asleep or did you pass

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Can I read a tweet by Dan Revell real quick? Sure. Go ahead. Can I use the bathroom? Do you guys mind? I got a piece, so I'm sorry. I'll just share the tweet with Brett. It's liquid death.

Okay. Quote, unquote, in the last 72 hours, Pranksy NFT has bought these two CryptoPunks for a total of 600 ETH, which, as of this moment, is $996,000. Are you not in the CryptoPunks? There are so many things in this sentence I do not understand. And this just furthers my point that I'm just losing touch with how everything is starting to work. What's a CryptoPunk? What is an ETH? ETH is Ethereum. You've heard of Ethereum.

Oh, Ethereum. Okay. Okay. CryptoPunch. You know what? You remember like Neopets, like the little things you could buy and feed? No. That's right. It was mid-90s. You weren't around yet. It's like a digital pet that you own. Why do these CryptoPunks... Why are they worth so much money? Dylan, two of them for $996,000? There's no reason. There's no reason these things are worth any money.

It's Bitcoin. It's Tesla. Nothing's worth any money. It's Bitcoin. It's Tesla. Nothing's worth any money. People just have – it's only worth money because people say it's worth money. It's crazy. The whole fucking system. I just don't get it, man. It's absolutely nuts.

A CryptoPunk. A CryptoPunk. One of – there's little pictures of them here. Yeah. CryptoPunk. There's little pictures of them here. Yeah. CryptoPunk 2140 is one of 24 ape punks.

And then CryptoPunk 1119 is one of 88 zombie punks. Okay. Cool. How many zombie punks do you own, David? Probably zero. In your head. What's the Darren Revell tweet? Did y'all do that already?

Yeah. In the last 72 hours, Pranksy NFT has bought these two crypto punks for a total of 600 Ethereum, which as of this moment is $996,000. Pranksy the artist? Street artist. Pranksy NFT is the Walmart of NFTs, the working man's whale, a trader, curator, producer of NFTs, co-founder of nftboxes.io are we just doing an entire podcast of confusing yeah what is ha i don't i don't know exactly i don't know what that means i've lost touch and i'm frustrated let's talk about something we can all get behind and that's a cath Catholic school mom.

That's the story. Man, that came out wrong. I apologize. Oh, you guys hear about this Catholic school mom in Sacramento who made an OnlyFans? Yeah. Unfortunately, this poor mom, she decided to make an OnlyFans during the pandemic to get a little money going. And turns out it went pretty well for her, Dylan. She was making $150,000 a month selling nude photos and videos. I'd love to see her Top Shot collection.

So the moms at the school caught wind of this. A group of Karens, the article says, in Sacramento. They caught wind. They found her OnlyFans. I don't know if they subscribed or not. Yeah, how'd they find it? Good question. Good question. One of their husbands was like, hey, I was on this website. Yeah, it was weird.

It popped up. I don't know what happened. Charlie's mom is on here. I don't know his name. She first started it, her hot mom persona, that is, to turn it into a profit with a Reddit post as a way to spice up her relationship with her husband, Chris. Looking for a little more spice in their life during the pandemic. Understandable.

Somebody said, hey, start an OnlyFans. And then she got caught by the group of moms, and now her kids were expelled from their Catholic school. You've got to think this was good for business. Yeah. Oh, she's going to get some tread on this. What exactly goes on in the OnlyFans? Do we know how explicit?

Whatever you want, really. Videos and pictures, it says. I haven't looked into her OnlyFans. There's different levels of what you do behind there. There's levels to the shit, yeah. Like, your OnlyFans is just your feet. Yeah. What is hers? Is hers feet plus maybe her hands?

We don't know. We know it's pictures and videos. If you want to investigate, Dave. Is she showing a little bit of knee? Get your credit card out. Based on her Instagram, where she has 500,000 followers and shows herself in lingerie, perhaps. I would guess the OnlyFans is the next step up. I don't think she's just doing bra and panty pics on OnlyFans in the videos also would probably stay otherwise okay so this is

a public school no big deal nothing you can't do anything about it this is bullshit you get the Karen's will be just talk shit about you but yeah private school they can do something about it unfortunately I guess the kids are the ones that definitely punish your kids the kids because that's like just yeah I mean really it's like that's the kids don't they shouldn't be paying it's not like the mom is soliciting only fan subscribers at like the charity fundraiser like the lint fish fry she's not like hey handing out cards like check out my only gossip and talk shit about her and then let her let the kids keep going to school you know do it

normal people do i would love i would pay money to see the group text of the the neighborhood or school moms like you know the the ted cruz's wife group text that got leaked oh yeah i want to see the only fans mom group text probably a facebook group a lot of pearl clutching Mom group text. Probably a Facebook group. A lot of pearl clutching. Very much so on the pearl clutching. I feel for the kids.

Randy, off mic, Randy. Come on, Randy. Put your head out. The kids, I could see them getting bullied here. I guess that's like a factor. Like, hey, your mom's on. I saw your mom's. But now the story has so much attention that the attention that it's going to follow the kids around.

Yeah. I thought you were the kids of the mom, the OnlyFans mom. Maybe the kids just go to a new school. Nobody knows their name. You want to go where everybody knows your name. Student kids' names. Cheers. Yeah, I know. Sam Malone.

I think there's a U2 song as well. You want to do it where everybody knows you. Anyway. This is what I do this weekend at fun. No, I want to talk more about this. I want to see if Dylan will put his money where his mouth is. You are the one who wants to know all about this. Let's see if Dylan's going to support.

Do you not support moms? You know I love the mommies to know. Let's see if Dylan's going to support. Do you not support moms? You know I love the mommies, Dave. Prove it. You're always talking that mess, man. I want to see you put some action on it. You want to come look over at my screen while I pull up her page. That's what you want to do. Her Instagram is at.

How creepy was that? Like the Migos. Yeah. Just lean over your shoulder. She kind of has a flounderish handle. V.real.mrs.poindexter on Instagram, if you're trying to put a face to this story. Poindexter is an inherently horny name. Yeah.

I don't know if it's a real name, but... She's an average mom, 44, senior executive in technology, computer engineer. Mom again. You know, I have a feeling her Instagram page with 500,000 followers is what tipped some of the moms off. Like, how'd you get this? Could have been. How'd you get this? She also notes she's a secret hot wife and internet model.

Shh is the last part of her bio. No longer. Word's out. Dylan, she's pretty cute, Dylan. Ooh. She's married, though, right? Well, she has a picture of an upside-down pineapple in her second photo. I don't know if that's true.

Dylan told me about that. I don't know. I'm on her Instagram. Oh, yeah. I mean, this page, it tells you all you need to know. I mean, the mom has found this page. That's how they found out. I'm trying to see.

When are these posted here? I can't criticize someone for how they feed their family. Right. Shout out to his family. Paying the bill to his family. Anyway, that's... This weekend had fun. It sounds like she had a good career, though.

Like, she didn't need the extra $150K on the side. I mean, that's nice, but it's just... Software executive in Sacramento. That sounds important. Yeah, it sounds like she's doing fine. She's flirting with six figs, at least. Maybe really just wanted to spice up the sex life with her husband, Mark. They say money does that.

Shout out to Mark. Yeah, where do you think he falls on this? He's just a cock. He's getting out of work today. The boys are giving him a hard time. Oh, God. He's going to have to call in sick. Hope he's got some days left.

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You want this milk? How about you, sideburns? I'll start. Yeah, what are you doing this weekend, Dylan? So Friday, since we had to postpone Parks' birthday celebration last Friday, we're doing it this Friday. Having some family over to the crib. They do pizza.

It's the Pokemon theme. He's in a Pokemon now, by the way. Hang on a second. You're not invited, Dave. It's just close family. Oh, okay. I guess Godfather's not invited

COVID friendly over here that's cool and yeah so that's Friday I have nothing the rest of the week we'll have a date

tomorrow whoa tomorrow's Thursday but you're a big Thursday date guy Thursday's a great day Thursday's my Friday oh okay

actually it's the only day of the week today's kind of our Friday it's the only day of the week that we're both available that's why we're both available. That's why we're going to do it tomorrow. Where are you going?

Yeah, where exactly? Fonda, San Miguel. Wow, that's like your spot. Dude, you're fond of that place. Well, she lives in Northwest Austin, so it's kind of a happy meeting place between the two. What did you say? I missed that. I saw it. Very fond of it.

Is that what you said? You're fond of that place. Something stupid like that. Because the name is Fonda San Miguel. Yeah. I'm excited about this one. Okay. Why are you trying to appropriate Fonda San Miguel?

I just like their enchilada. Dude, odds you will order 818. You guys have 818? There's no way they have 818. But you have to do it. You can't give your date any context. I'm going to end up trying that tequila all the time. Oh, yeah. I'll try any tequila. She is my favorite of that family. I'm going to end up trying that tequila. Oh yeah. I try any tequila.

She is my favorite of that family. I'll say that. Any particular reason? She's very beautiful to me. She seems fairly grounded given her circumstances. I'll say that. You think Kim grounds her?

I don't think her sister has the authority to ground her. Running it back. Hell yeah. We need to just get the loop option. I don't think her sister has the authority to ground her. Running it back. Hell yeah. We need to just get, like, the loop option. I don't know how to loop on here. I don't know. It's not that hard, but I'll figure it out. That's my whole weekend.

I have nothing Saturday or Sunday. I'll have parks. We're going to just max chill. Probably get some play dates off. Go get a bike ride in. The weather's going to be shitty, isn't it? When? This weekend?

Yeah. That's a great question. We should know. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Welcome to Wil right in. Ah, the weather's going to be shitty, isn't it? When? This weekend? Yeah. That's a great question. We should know. Ah ha ha ha. Welcome to Wilmont. That's how the song goes. All right, Dave, you're up. Well, I'm going to check

the weather because that's something I should check before I start talking shit about what I'm going to do. First and foremost, I'll be raising my son.

Month-year-old son. Your partner? Month-year-old. You're partner? Month-year-old. You're a month old? Month-old, yeah. Yeah, oh, it doesn't look... Oh, it's just going to be... Dylan, no rain Friday, Saturday.

Sunday doesn't look great, but... Okay. I don't know. I'd like to get on the course. I need to just go swing a little bit. I don't know. We'll see if I have time. My sister's coming down Sunday night.

She's going to meet Rhodes. Have your parents met Rhodes? Yeah. That makes sense. They came down during the... But yeah. I've really got nothing. I would love to do

a nice dinner. Again, I don't really know how that could possibly happen. I'll probably end up picking up food. It's going to be nice to have a weekend where I have running water. Yeah.

I'm on the same page with you there. Yeah. When did you go to Houston? How long were you out of your place? I left Friday morning and I came back. So you were there for the brunt of it though. Yeah. Yeah.

I was there for the brunt. Gotcha. Yeah. Nothing too exciting. You'll probably see me doing some tweets, maybe getting into some Top Shot. I'll probably just spend all my money on digital basketball cards, if you guys are curious.

Yeah, I want to see what your portfolio looks like at the end of this weekend. Mark my words. By Monday, I will be a proud owner of at least one Top Shot digital card? What do you call it? They're saying collectible. Collectible. I just...

I can't keep up. We need it on the balance sheet at Wash. I'm going to get a CryptoPunk before I get a collectible. Tesla's up like a billion on their Bitcoin investment. We need to get in on Top Shot. We need that on our balance sheet right now. I can't advise for that. I'll find you

a non-fungible token. I like to funge my tokens. Okay. Fungible tokens. That's what I've heard. We had nothing this weekend, guys. Nothing.

Oh, really? I'd catch a beer somewhere. You'd catch a beer, huh? Yeah. I think if... Let's get Matt's in or something. I've very... Dude, I got the homie.

Late afternoon Friday beer? Yeah. Hey, Friday beers, right? Ha. Good guys. I love those, man. Good guys. Yeah, no, absolutely nothing.

Could not have less plans. Okay. Let me see. We'll see about it Okay Let's see what we can do Let's see what we can do Let's throw something together

Alright folks Are we doing breaking news? We don't have We're an hour and I got some breaking news Dylan we were tagged in a tweet Me and you 23 minutes ago

If you want to read the tweet No We can just end it That's interesting It says What does it say my screen is yeah my computer

stopped working three something bleaching with vaccine hmm interesting annual welcome to Wilmines bye

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