Circling Back - Dillon The Scorpion King & David Blaine's Balloons

Episode Date: September 2, 2020

Dillon found a scorpion in his house while having a sleepover with Parks, David Blaine went 25,000 feet into the air with just balloons, a jetpack guy flying to close to the plane, Carole Baskins is going to be on Dancing With The Stars, Phil's weird Tiger tweet, and This Weekend in Fun presented by Miller High Life. We also premiere our first Backer-submitted ad read for Small Business September. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (7:15) Small Biz September (11:35) Dillon The Scorpion King (26:40) David Blaine Goes Up (43:55) Phil’s Tiger Tweet (50:07) Carole Baskins on Dancing With The Stars (54:56) This Weekend in Fun presented by Miller High Life Woodhouse Chocolate: www.woodhousechocolate.com Hims: www.gethims.com/steam Manscaped: www.manscaped.com (STEAM for 20% off + free shipping) Miller High Life: Miller High Life, The Champagne of Beers. A quality beer within everyone’s reach. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defriest my right david ruff yo i'm so high call me david blaine i'm not high i'm actually drinking coffee. You could be. There's a little caffeine buzz going. So I've been doing this optimized coffee for two weeks, the fill thing. I'm actually digging it. Just wanted to put that out there. Like everything?

Are you feeling better? Everything but theanine. L-theanine. I don't feel like breaking up capsules to do that. If you can buy it in powder form, maybe I'll try. But I don't get coffee jitters anymore. I like a little jitter with my coffee intake. What is it you angel of death coffee or whatever what's the shit you're drinking it's what it's called angel of death no it's called death wish oh okay i copped a new one though that i'll get before review later but what is it executioner it's like copper

copper mountain something like that but it's called uh blast off it's supposed to be also very very strong like blast off it's the jolt cola of coffee i'm about to blast off well that i think that's death wish you need to give us an update on your um ceramic coffee blades or whatever it's not ceramic i just have a burr grinder it's dope is it metal though yeah it's metal yeah i know two people recommended ceramic grinders to me and they were hand the hand crank one like i'm like i said i'm not throwing that not a big hand crank guy i'm not gonna hand crank my all right mark walberg yeah like i have electricity like i said i'm just i'm gonna use it you're just veiny head kid

but the burger is tight you just hit a button in it it pre well i'm doing i've got electricity you hit a button and walk away and it does it it's it's tight check your just hit a button and it pre- Well, I'm doing it. I've got electricity. You hit a button and walk away, and it does it. It's tight. Check your privilege at the door next time, dude. Oh. Too good to hand crank. I'm on the power grid. I'm not too good to hand crank.

I'm just- I just don't want to- I don't want to make the effort to hand crank. That's lazy. You don't hand crank, bitch. Just crank with your hand once, dude. Once. You probably buy it ground already.

I can't talk to you. Yeah, I do. Yes, I do. And I don't care about- I don't care. ground already. I can't talk to you. Yeah, I do. Yes, I do. And I don't care. I don't care. I don't even drink coffee anymore. Figures. Caffeine.

Do you not? Caffeine's for the week, dude. Do you drink green tea? No, I've been drinking some chai tea and some breakfast tea. And there's no caffeine? There's a little caffeine in it. Just enough to get to a little buzz? Not nearly as much as the coffee has, though.

The Angel of Death coffee that Dylan bought? Yeah. I mean, I think the tea that I drink every morning has about half of the caffeine as a cup of coffee. Your boy loves coffee. He loves it. I love the taste of it, but I just don't need the jump anymore. I'm just so mentally strong. Speaking of jump.

Jump. I get up. Has Blaine jumped yet? He's about 22,000 feet above. 24,000. No shit. I thought he was only going to 20. How high is he going?

He reached his goal. No, I think he's going to 25 because his daughter said 25, and I feel like she let like a little something slip. Yeah, I heard her say 25. What if he goes to the moon? That's just too far, Dave, if you think about it. I'd feel pretty good if we had David Blaine as an astronaut. I was thinking he could be some kind of rogue CIA agent type

where he just does stuff that— He's up there just levitating for— If he gets captured and they torture him, it doesn't matter? They're pulling his fingernails off and he's like, yeah, I did that last week on YouTube. If he gets a residency in— We've got to say the David Blanton. Do we?

Let's talk Chris Angel, the mind freak. If he gets a residency in Vegas, like I'm going. Oh, dude, he's so tight. I'm getting season tickets. I'm just going every day. Chris, you levitate? Yeah. Dude.

Yeah. Who is this guy? He's perfect. He regurgitates frogs in front of famous people. It's just tight. They go crazy for it? Yeah. I feel like he's not the type of guy that would do the – he's not going to sell out to Vegas, though.

He's just going to do a street – No, definitely. And, like, he makes his money doing street magic, not the big stage stuff. Has he ever done, like, big arenas like that? Hard to say. Hard to say. Chris Angel has the number one show in Vegas per his Twitter. Chris Angel?

The Mind Freak. Mind Freak. You know what? He doesn't freak my mind quite like David. He freaks my mind, but give me Blaine all day over Chris Angel. I'm a Blaine guy. I'm sorry.

Yeah, we're Blaine boys. He goes to the streets, man. He's a magician for the people. He's a people's magician for sure. You know what I'm saying? For sure. Is he the most handsome magician?

He's a good looking guy, right? Copperfield's kind of snacky, right? Chris Angel's not. He's no dog. Yeah, Copperfield. What were those two guys? Penn and Teller? Trash.

Dude, I'm out on them. They're like a three and a four. Get out of here. Penn and Teller did? Oh, he jumped. One of them? Oh, he jumped? He jumped.

Randy, switch it over. I was thinking Siegfried and Roy. When is he going to pull that shit? Now he's just soaring through the sky. No, we don't care about Art Thompson. Oh, no. They went to commercial? No, I'm watching it. I have it live. don't care about Art Thompson. Oh, no. They went to commercial? No, I'm watching it.

I have it live. I'm watching it. Oh. Oh, man. Did Randy click somewhere wrong? Yeah, Randy. Oh, video man Randy Savage doesn't know how to work the YouTubes. Doesn't know how to work the YouTubes.

He's shoot open yet. No, he's free falling. And I'm free. No, dude. You don't have the pipes for that. Free. Oh, Randy just can't figure it out. Oh, Randy just taking all the L's.

Get it off the screen, Randy. Can't spell Randy without L. That's our video guy. That's our video guy. Get rid of it. It's done. He's still free falling. Hey, I did confuse Siegfried and Roy with Penn and Teller.

Okay. No, they're good. I like Penn and Teller. No, but in terms of just being snacks, they're not hot. No. No. No. Penn Jillette is, you wouldn't risk it like the title one. No, but in terms of just being snacks, they're not hot. No. No. No. Penduletas, you wouldn't risk it all for those guys.

No. No. No. Hey, can we get some programming notes out of the way? We've got a fully loaded episode, so we've got to do this faster. It's crazy loaded today. Dude, follow Circling Back Pod on Instagram and Twitter. Mainly Instagram.

We're trying to get to that 10K mark so you can start swiping up instead of mashing the link in the bio. Like, I know all of you want. Also, go leave a review and five-star rating. If your name is Maggie and you don't like Taylor Swift, please do not leave a review. Every Tuesday and Friday, patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. Make it happen. Yesterday we did worse stuff. Hell of an episode.

I will say, spooky season's coming up. And, yes, spooky season might land a little bit before October because we like getting spooky. We certainly do. You know what? This is a good intro to it because David Blaine, there's a little bit of spookiness to David Blaine, right? He's got spookiness to it. Yeah, he's got a little spooky mystique. Speaking of, he has deployed a chute.

Yeah, I'm watching. Also, happy hour live tonight, youtube.com slash washedmedia. It's taco night. Send in your best tacos. Some good tacos on the board on the board you can dm them you can tweet them brett's gonna see them all i do have some news happy birthday to my dad i'm gonna be a little late for a happy hour live tonight oh happy birthday i haven't wished him happy birthday like man to man yet so like i'm just doing on the podcast for now but major shots turn 69 ross is his name, right? Yep. Ross 069 today. Happy birthday to Ross the OG.

Also, twitch.tv slash washedmedia every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. We're twitching about 12, 15 Central Standard Time. Right around there. Tomorrow's throwback Thursday. I don't know what game I'm going to beat the piss out of Dylan in again. Dude, I've been running you. No, you haven't. I beat you every throwback so far.

No, we did a winner take all. I took all. No, we didn't. And then we had the Bill Lambert shot heard around the world. And if you want to link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account for a free monthly sub, you can absolutely do that and make it happen. Man. Hey, we have a little presentation we're going to do real quick, Brett.

What's the present? Oh, like a Small Biz September presentation? Mm-hmm. Small Business Brett. Small Game Brett. It's Small Biz September, guys. You know what? I love what we're doing here.

This is fun, right? It is. Small Biz September is basically going to be each week we're going to give a free read to a small biz out there. Who's the first one? Who's the premier? I'm glad you asked, Will. It's Woodhouse Chocolate in St. Helena, California. Woodhouse Chocolate.

Now, word has it they've sent us some samples. They are on the way. Overnighted as of yesterday. I can't wait to try. Woodhouse chocolate. I will go on record saying that this logo absolutely slaps. And wait until you see it's on their chocolate. I'm a big elephant guy.

I'm in. Big elephant guy. Which St. Helena is north of Napa. Will, you might know something about Napa. I've been in Napa. Dave's been in Napa. Yeah. It was a company established in 2004 by John and Tracy Anderson.

They met in 1981 when they were 18 at a trashy college party that I'm not going to say the name of. Can I say it? Yeah, go for it. They sent it to us. Yeah. It's called Pimpin' Hornite. Pimpin' Hornite. That's where they met.

That's very aggressive. It's college fashion. Yeah, there's other ways to name that. That's a little more or less biting, I guess. Yeah. Is that like a corporate hoes and CEOs type of thing? Hard to say. Yeah, I don't know if those parties are going down anymore.

I don't think you can. No, kids don't have theme parties anymore. They just do Molly and listen to Skrillex. Look, this was 1981. It was a different time. 81? Oh, yeah. This was 1981.

They've been together ever since, Dave. They first encountered Belgian chocolate when they were studying abroad in Europe, traveling around. After watching the movie Chocolat, Will, they decided to finally follow their passion for fine European-style chocolate, which was not widely available in the U.S. They would later be joined by their daughters, Christina, making chocolates, and Caroline, longtime backer, joining John on the business side. I was about to ask which one of these is the backer, because this makes more sense. Caroline is the backer, not to be confused with my girlfriend, Caroline.

Oh, that's not her. Forget it, dude. You have a girlfriend. Their products honor the European tradition while being injected with a healthy dose of American whimsy, as Tracy put it. What is that? I don't know. When it comes down to it, specialize in making delicious, unique gifts for corporate clients, friends, and your loved ones, or yourself. They're just making GIFs? Yeah.

Woodhousechocolate.com. That's Small Biz Saturday. I can't wait to try it. I imagine it's fantastic. It's not Saturday. Small Biz September. Excuse me. I think I said Saturday on a text last night.

Saturday for the boys. Did you dress up for Small Business Wednesday? Small Business Wednesday? That's a going outfit you got. I want to put the jean jacket on. I was feeling a little, I mean. The high's only 90 today. Yeah.

Which is big. When you look out your window in the morning now, it's like cloudy and gray, which is a, you know, a change from what it's been. It's folklore weather. Yeah. It feels like, I put on an autumn acoustic playlist yesterday when I was working from home. Dude, autumn acoustic.

That's even too soft for me. No, it's not. Yeah. I rode in Brett's car the other day, and I got to hear what Brett's listening to in the whip. And it's some shit I've never heard of. It's very, um. What does that mean? Very, like, cool folk alt.

Yeah. I guess you'd say that. Shouts to EQX127. They would do the cool oak. Shouts to EQX127. They would do the cool oak. You a satellite radio guy? No. Oh.

I'm an iPod guy. iPhone. You're an iPod guy. You're an iPod? I need to talk. You're an iPod guy. If you want to get rid of that, we're looking for a new one at Wilmont. You didn't listen to him? You didn't do Twiddle?

What is it called? Yeah, Twiddle probably falls in that category. Twiddle's good. Twiddle still hits. Everyone knows that. He'll text me one time. He goes, I've just been jamming Twiddle what is it uh yeah twiddle twiddle probably falls in that category it was good twiddle still hits yeah everyone knows that little touch to me one time he goes i've just been jamming twiddle all afternoon dude i was i i wanted i got a little twiddle face yeah a little bit yeah that's good actually no guys play in the kitchen do my alexa when i was cooking a couple times they've got some they've got some absolute heaters they can jam the mind freak the real mind freak

has landed so he's safe? Good. Man, who would have thought? It's kind of – we'll give our thoughts in a second. Dylan, can you tell – you had a camping trip the other night that you took in your own home. Yeah. Hey, but thanks to Woodhouse Chocolate again. Yeah.

Major shout-out, woodhousechocolate.com. Woodhousechocolate.com. I'm going to eat some live on the air when we get it. Yeah, and we're going to do one each week. So if you have a small business who's been impacted by what's been going on, just shoot me the story. We're going to pick one each week, and we'll probably end up putting a column up or something that's got more than just the four weeks of September. Yes, I had a little at-home camping experience. Parks was staying with me, and he said, Daddy, I want you to sleep under my bedside.

His bed is a camping bed, is what it's called. It has a little slide on it, but underneath it's screened in like a tent would be. He asked me to sleep under there and it was such an honor. I was like, yeah, of course. What did your DMs look like when you started documenting it on Instagram?

My DMs were popping. I saw someone note, I think it was Ice House of PGP fame, the ovaries were exploding when they saw your story. Ovaries were exploding, yeah. Congratulations. That seems weird. I'm always here to explode some ovaries. That sounds bad.

Anyway, it was a very cute scene, and I documented it. It was cute as hell. I have this little lantern, or he has a little lantern that I got him. It's battery-powered. It's cool. He keeps it under his bed. So I turn that on um about 20 minutes and he he he slowly like creeps down his little ladder and says I want

to sleep with you it's like all right come on let's do it so he lays next to me we're sitting there and he's he's tossing and turning he can't get comfortable it's like just go back up up top buddy because you're I want you to get some sleep. And he did, thankfully. Because about five minutes later, I feel a little critter run across my chest. No. No.

It was dark. I'm thinking, this is probably a cockroach. It's disgusting. I hate cockroaches. I think everyone does. And so I just jump up as fast as I can. Flinging off my chest. I grab for my phone.

I turn the flashlight on my phone. I point at the blanket that I was using. And there is a two-inch long scorpion just chilling right there. He ran across. There it is. There's a picture of it. Shouts to Lisa, by the way. That's a Lisa blanket. Old sponsor alert.

Yep. They never sent me mine. Just FYI. Oh, that's too bad. I didn't get one either. A blanket. A blanket. Bullshit.

Dope. Looks like their blankets come with scorpions. Yeah, dude. So a scorpion. Maybe's too bad i didn't get one either blanket a blanket dope looks like their blankets come with scorpions yeah dude so a scorpion maybe i'm glad i didn't get that man have you ever found a scorpion in your crib before no once so one time i was really hung over and feeling pretty bad about myself and i i decided to go to bed and i just felt super anxious like i was i was in my mid-20s partying pretty hard and it was just one of those nights where you go to bed still hung over and you just don't feel good about anything. Yeah. Wake up in the middle of the night and I feel some movement down in the bottom of my bed underneath the covers.

And there are three centipedes. Oh, my gosh. And I didn't – I mean, this was at – I probably went to bed at 11.30. This was at 2 a.m. I was up from 2 a.m. on. There was no way I could go back to sleep. It was one of the worst nights of sleep ever why three i don't know it was so gross and i never saw another one in my room ever again oh it just freaked me out i know school i know i know they don't like bite you or anything this is much more terrifying how coincidental is

it that we were quote unquote camping and this happened, you know, like that's the full camping experience indoors. And this, this is what's going on in my son's bedroom. Dylan, anybody who's followed wash media on Twitch knows that you have a lot of experience camping. It's true. And we actually took, we actually took the scorpion and gave it to parks and he released it onto you while you were camping. Oh man. It was, it was not cool. So I snatched him up out of his bed, and we slept in my room.

Slept in my bed. So did you catch and release the scorpion or what? He kicked me all night. No, I killed the scorpion. Wow. Seems unnecessary. If you're a dangerous critter and you find your way into my house, you are going to get got. How'd you kill it?

How'd you kill it? I went and got some toilet paper and folded it over and just squeezed it. Just grabbed it and squeezed it. Oh,'s dangerous you weren't you didn't that seems reckless i would hit it with a flip-flop first yeah didn't do it like a reef one with the bottle opener on it didn't do it yeah that's yeah flushed him he's no more you did something else before you flushed him though why didn't you why didn't you why didn't you cover it in amber and then just like it into a staff that you just carry around or something? I feel like that would be tight. See, I didn't have any amber on me.

That's lame. I know. I would have gotten a bottle of hairspray and a lighter, and I would have just flame-throated it. I mean, again, we're in my son's room. What if it sets on fire and just runs around the room, then? Let's fucking go. Parks wakes up to just This flame in his bedroom I'll be honest

The Lisa blanket Looks hella flammable Have you ever Have you ever lit a fart In front of Parks? Not in front of Parks But I've definitely Lit a fart before

You have? Oh yeah I've never done it I always kind of thought It was like bullshit I always heard that like It's methane Oh yeah

I've always heard people Like it would It would go bad Because it would like Get sucked back in In the flame And like burn their colon It's never happened to me yeah. I've only heard people like it would go bad because it would get sucked back in the flame and burn their colon. It's never happened to me. I mean, I've done it probably three times as a kid, but it works.

So you'll let it fart, but you won't bleach it. Yeah. Shouts to our buddy Brad. We used to douse his arm in bud spray and then light that up real quick. Why? Why would he let you do that? I don't know. Was this hazing?

Was this baseball? No, it was one of the neighborhood kids like we were 12. The smell of burnt hair is just not pleasant. It's gross. Yeah. Do you know how to take care of a scorpion bite? No. It's not as hard as I thought it would be.

I thought it would be much more devastating. All you do is clean it with mild soap and water. Put some cooling, like put like a wet napkin or paper towel on top of it. Don't consume any food or liquids if you have difficulty swallowing and take an over-the-counter pain reliever as needed. I kind of thought you might need to get like some kind of treatment or something. Well, I thought you were about to launch into an ad read. I did too. Like we had a new sponsor for like a scorpion.

No, that'd be tight though. Anecdote. If we have any small businesses out there that take care of scorpions, just let us know. We might do an ad read for you next week. Did you know, here's a fun fact about scorpions. The most expensive liquid in the world is scorpion venom. I feel like I did know that for some weird reason. We talked about it before on this podcast.

Why? It is $39 million a gallon. Why? It's really hard to acquire. Who needs a gallon of that? It's really hard to get. I don't think they sell it by the gallon. Maybe that's what the girl was drinking on the bus when she uh scorpion venom decided to ditch her day to go somebody else million dollars a gallon i should have extracted uh

venom from this thing why didn't you uh i don't know how to do that i don't know how to do that you could have sold it dude why did you dude. You should have just bought some with your Bitcoin winnings that you got. I made like $15 off Bitcoin. I guess they would have called this Bitecoin. Got them. The pitchers hurt, but they don't have venom, right? Yeah. The tail is what you got to look out for.

It's the tail. The tail is the one that's going to get you. And I don't think it's like you need to go to the hospital bad, but it definitely will get you. The tail's the one that's going to get you. And I don't think it's like you need to go to the hospital bad, but it definitely will get you. Isn't one of the most deadly critters in the world a scorpion? Like a certain one? I don't know.

Dude, hard to say. Can't even look it up. It hard. That's what I'm looking for. Dude, you're lucky this thing didn't rock you like a hurricane. What was Parks' reaction once you told him what was going on? Because you didn't tell him until morning, right? I waited until the morning. That's a good move.

And I showed him the picture, and he was just like, what? That was in my room? Dude, I'm sorry. If I'm him, I'm impressed that he slept in his bed last night. Yeah. There's no way I'm going into the room again. He's a tough guy. So I also Googled what to do in case you find a scorpion in your house.

It basically just says, like, clean up. Make sure all access points to the outside are sealed off stuff like that it's not like code red situation it's you know it was probably a loner he's pretty common i found his way in texas yeah every time i take the grill cover off the traeger oh i'll a bug will fly off and i'm just waiting for the day it's a scorpion like it's only a matter of time i would have just burnt my house down if i found a scorpion in it so the venom has great uses in medicine like what it can treat uh multiple sclerosis for example is that real and rheumatoid rheumatoid arthritis do you even know what these things are yeah okay yeah you're having trouble and in inflammatory

bowel disease are we sure this is according to elite readers calm that is it's readers it's done by readers who are elite yeah fortunately there are no medically dangerous scorpion species in Texas the most the most venomous scorpion in the US and the only US species reported to have caused fatalities is the Arizona bark scorpion yeah that's what they sound like yeah you know those are something DMX yeah Stanford Stanford researchers have identified and synthesized great word two new healing compounds of scorpion venom that are effective at killing staff huh and

tuberculosis bacteria see that okay they're not so bad after all. Way to kill it. I wonder how many people will die because you had to kill that scorpion. Like I said, it should have extracted the venom. Also, I think Parks was less scared because we see these at the ranch a lot, usually dead because we poison them because there are a lot of them. So he's not his first rodeo, the scorpion. These are low-key just land

lobsters well the lobster is like a big cockroach they do have lobster vibes the largest scorpion is a giant forest scorpion which uh i'm not gonna lie i googled and when i saw how big it was i got a little light-headed how big i don't like i've it's it's a if you held it in your hand it would be like your entire hand oh you've I've seen those at the zoo. I just, when it comes to insects, is this an insect? Sure. I think, yeah. They take care of their young, though.

It's not a crustacean. Whatever it is, I don't mess with these. Even seeing it on the screen makes me significantly more uncomfortable than seeing a snake or something like that. Imagine one running across your chest, dog. No, I don't want to. No, it wasn't cool. I feel like you should have shown mercy on the scorpion and let him just outside, because he was nice enough to not sting or pinch you.

What if he came back for more, though? What's on you for not having your door sealed? I'd just drive him down the street and leave him in someone's yard so he doesn't know where my house is. You could have dropped him off at like a no-kill shelter. You're right. I could have. Anyway, that's the scorpion story, guys.

I feel like there's gnarly stuff at your ranch. Like, I feel like you don't want to spend a night out there. Yeah, outside the house, I mean. Like in a tent or something. You don't want to do that. Yeah, there definitely... There are critters.

There's been a mountain lion spotted on our property before. Chupacabra? No chupacabra sightings. Ring-tailed cats are very common. Bobcats are out there. Coarse hogs, all that kind of stuff. Coarse hogs. Oh, ring-tailed cats are cool.

Killed a couple of rattlesnakes out there. Love what you're doing with the ranch, Dylan. It's pretty cool. Thank you. Oh, and that the badger. We trapped a badger? Our neighbor trapped a badger

against our property line one time. And killed it. And killed it. Sadly. It was a very destructive one. That's why he killed it. Well, he had some badgers.

Badgers are tight, man. I wouldn't have killed it. Badgers are vicious, aren't they? Yeah. You don't want to run up on one. He was destroying the little entry drive to our property. He was burrowing and just messing everything up. We are the virus.

Look, like I said, I would not have killed it, David. Our neighbor did. But a cool, cool animal. Is a badger a wolverine? Yeah. A wolverine, they're in the same family. Okay. What family is that?

Wait, I think I'm right. The Johnsons? Of course, the honey badger is a part of the badger family. I just Googled badger versus wolverine, and the first thing that comes up is, can a badger beat a wolverine in a fight? I'm just going to try to skip to the end here to get the... Pound for a pound, a Wolverine's the most ferocious animal there is.

Yeah, they're ridiculous. Have you ever seen... They're quick. They're quick. Sometimes if you're bored, just go onto YouTube and type in... They're tough little fuckers. ...just, like, Wolverine sightings, and it's pretty fun to watch. They're very twitchy.

They're a mix of speed and power. They're twitched up. Speaking of random YouTube wormholes, Dave, do you see what they're doing? They're releasing on Netflix a documentary series about the 1999 Woodstock. Yeah, someone tagged me in this. Yes.

Absolutely cannot wait. Some of the best news I've gotten in a really, really long time. I went back and watched the Rage Against the Machine set on Sunday. True story. Do you think they're going to do

a Kurt Loder interview? Was he? I'd rather hear from Tabitha Soren. I always had a crush on her. Really i don't know why here's a total package i kind of forgot about her dylan's got no clue yeah i probably won't watch that why dude oh what limb biscuit and shit like no we're gonna do a page we're gonna do some patreon stuff on it so you have to watch it sorry stream room no we're not gonna do that to you you know we are gonna, so you have to watch it. Sorry. Stream room. No, we're not going to do that to you. You know what we are going to do, though?

We're going to do it to him with that hymns. Oh, yeah. Brett, you've taken hymns before, right? Preventatively. Talk to me. I started taking it when I noticed some thinning happening at like 22. I thought it was the altitude from living in Denver for a minute. So I just got on that hymns right away.

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I mean, there's not that many people to compete with. I'm trying to grow mine out a little bit. I used to have decent flow, but I don't anymore. Yeah, you did. I went in for my last haircut, and I was like, hey, don't do what you usually do. Leave it a little longer. I'm getting long this fall. Whoa.

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Let's talk about dudes just soaring in the air. Today worked out really well. It kind of fell into our lap. Yeah. So we had this story, and we almost talked about it yesterday on the Patreon, which you should go check out if you're into really funny podcasts. But Jetpack Man kind of was getting a lot of pub. A plane in L.A. or near L.A. was landing and spotted a guy with the jet pack on it

like 3 000 feet which is uh really high that's 5 000 more feet no hold on how how far up did uh our mans go david 25 25 yeah so three is nothing compared to David Blaine. Yeah, but a jetpack. Yeah, compared. David Blaine used balloons. This guy, Jetpack Man kind of looks like a little cuck compared to the real mind for David Blaine. Okay, that's crazy high for a jetpack. Jetpack Man right now, he's doing the Dave Arby shirt thing right now. He's just like, what the hell, David? He's doing the white furry thing. Yeah.

He's like, I was in the news for this, not you. Yeah, and that's obviously like you for this, not you. Yeah. And that's obviously like, you're a pilot and you're landing. You probably see some things. They probably see drones all the time. It's like some Iron Man shit, man. Look over, there's Jetpack Man. It's like, what?

That's not supposed to be there. First of all, they shouldn't be up that high. Second of all, they can't be that close to planes. I think that's illegal. And another plane confirmed it. Another plane later on saw the same thing. So we've got jetpack guy out there. Has he been identified?

We heard from him. Do we know who the jetpack guy is? Was it David Blaine? Was it Tony Stark? Do we know? Was it Tony Hawk? It could have been Tony Hawk. It was just him doing it. He's got a documentary.

And games. I'll watch the documentary, but I need that game to come out. If he's over... This was L.A., right? L.A. If he's over L.A. L.A. If he's over L.A.

Los Angeles. He wanted this to be seen. He wanted this to be a story. Didn't they have a Red Bull guy do something similar? Red Bull's always doing crazy... He didn't have a jet pack, though, because Red Bull guy do something similar? Red Bull was doing crazy. I think they flew over. You didn't have a jet pack, though, because Red Bull gives you wings. Yeah, because he's flying with his wings.

Stop. Yeah, so I guess I didn't realize how far along the jet pack technology had advanced in recent years. According to the FAA, reports of unmanned aircraft sightings from pilots, law enforcement personnel, and the general public have increased dramatically over the last two years. They receive more than 100 such reports each month.

This is wild, man. There's some human jetpacks in development that can reach altitudes of 12,000 feet with price tags of half a million dollars. That seems like a pretty good investment if you're like a billionaire, playboy, bad boy. Half a million dollars. Half a mil to go 12,000 feet in a jet pack. Like I'm in, right?

I don't know, man. It just seems crazy dangerous. I've always wanted to try the water jet pack that can get you like 20 feet up. That looks like a nice one. My concern with that is if you like, I feel like if I say I shifted my weight too much, I'm worried that it will just shoot me straight into the water and like crush my skull. Maybe. I think there's potential for that, yeah.

I want to try. If I learned anything about like falling in water, it's that like I'm kind of a bitch when it comes to it because no one really gets sore from wake surfing except for me. I bet you're not the only one yeah dude your muscles are just mush you surf the wake shut up dude hey the one time i saw one of those jetpack water guys in person we were in um newport beach eating like oysters or something like on the water like in like a dope scene can you just keep flexing and then uh you're gonna pull muscle if you keep flexing this hard is that part of the

story yeah i just had to set the scene so we're eating oysters and jetpack jetpack water man got he was just kind of came up and was just like putting on a show for everybody who was just eating and it was cool at first but he kind of just kept doing it lingered and he's like we're making eye contact with him we're like okay man like we get it you were you're very wealthy you're doing oysters over here sold your tech company you bought a jet pack for the water this is great maybe do something else it's kind of like the wake surfing video where it's like unless you're doing 360s like we don't need five stories back to back to back right but yeah i just wanted to flex that i've eaten oysters in southern california so

that's pretty much the point of this whole thing yeah i thought that's the point yeah yeah that's good that's you ever eat oysters in socal um yeah i didn't think so no i have i actually have i actually have just la la lr are the oysters good in SoCal? I don't know. Venice Beach, dude? Like, yeah. Pacific Northwest oyster guy. Everybody knows him. I feel like I've never had an oyster from like,

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Alex I can just hear the fans in your voice right there yeah no you can't because the van store ignores me

when I go in there you can't go anywhere besides like you're the only place you can go is like a PGA Superstore at this point. That's pretty good. And Lulu.

No, Lulu knows me. And Lowe's. And Lowe's. I do go to Lowe's often. I go to Total Wine just to hang out with the guys that talk. They're so tight. They will talk to you for an hour about tequila. The one on Brody?

The guys are just – it's like a social club. Yeah. The guys that work there. Yeah. I was thinking about picking up a couple shifts there. I still want to pick up one shift a month at a brew house or something. I might apply at Pine House's new brew house. You're not edgy enough.

New brew house? What? You need a man burner at that? You didn't know that? No. They have a new brew house. Where? We talked about this.

I think it's near our old office. Whoa. So like here? Oh, it's so good. Oh, so good. Yeah, that's a... I think it's going to be over there, but it's going to be like a full brew house, and I guess they're going to have other foods like paninis.

You know what? Their pizza's so good. I'm just going to stick to the one on there. Their pizza's so good that I have faith that their paninis will be fire as well. Hey, panini. Don't be a meanie, Dave. Stinks. No, it doesn't. It's so good that I have faith that their paninis will be fire as well. Hey, panini. Don't be a meanie, Dave. Stinks. No, it doesn't.

Hey, have y'all been to the new big boy H-E-B that has the world-class barbecue in the middle? No. I haven't either. It's on Slaughter. It's south-south, but apparently it's badass. South-side. I didn't know Austin had much of a south-side. I live in South Austin, literally.

It's called South Austin, though. It's called South Austin, though. It's not like South Side. You don't ride for the South Side. I do. Don't fucking let me catch you on the South Side. I'd go there often, I guess. To go to that target next to the guitar center, that's impossible to get to.

You might get your block sprayed if you don't watch out. Catch me hitting the South Side. It's like pesticides because their lawns are so nice down there. I just got a text notification from United Airlines regarding a flight that I'm supposed to have that I don't know anything about. Where are you going? I thought they were doing layoffs.

And then I just got a text from Sally. She got the same one? She bought flights. Oh. Where are y'all going? We were talking about going to... Disney World? No, I think we're going to go to Colorado.

I'll do a second trip if you want to. Just to be crystal clear. It's do a second trip if you want to. Just to be crystal clear. It's pretty rude that you're going without us. Just to be crystal clear, I'll do a second guy's trip. Where are you all going? I think we're going to go to Aspen. Oh. Are you flying right into Aspen on that crazy trip?

This is my idea, and I'm not even invited on the trip. No, we're doing a golf trip with the boys. No, let's just do a trip with just me and you, Dave, and Brett. Yeah, that sounds good. Not Randy, though. Gross, Randy. Dude, let's just do a trip with just me and you, Dave. And Brett. Yeah, that sounds good. Not Randy, though. Gross, Randy. Dude, when are you going?

I don't know. Can we talk about David Blaine real quick, though? I didn't even know he was doing this until today. Until we sat down here. Yeah, I saw a tweet and informed the squad. I had seen something going on with it. Like there was some promo material where he got taped to a wall or something like that. Have you seen that? No.

You know what? That was Steve-O. That was Steve-O. I'm sorry. No, that was me in eighth grade football getting taped to the goal post. Did you really? Yeah, dude. No.

My buddies once taped me up. They just beat the shit out of me. My buddies taped me to a computer chair when I was in like 10th grade because I wouldn't tell them that some girl that I had a crush on. And so they decided to tape me up. That seems not right. Why do they want to know so bad i don't know and the reason i wasn't telling them is because i was like they're going to sabotage it

like they're going to sabotage me if i do it like yeah i'm not going to tell you guys that i'm macking on this girl because you're going to completely screw me and sure enough damn yeah i i still am confused by like why we didn't know about this beforehand. If David Blaine is going to be floating from balloons close to the atmosphere. Yeah, 25,000 feet. That's up there. I bet he talked about this on Rogan, and we haven't listened to it yet. That's on us.

Yeah. Rogan times David Blaine seems like the perfect podcast for this crew. I'm going to start it today when I leave this office. I used to record David Blaine specials on VHS and watch them in slow motion so I could see what he was doing. He had a trick where he would rip a chicken's head off and then put it back on. And all he would do is have a fake dead chicken's head inside of the wing, and then he had a motion that he would do where he would shove, because they sleep with their heads under their wings, I think, right?

I'm looking at you because you have a ranch. Wait, what kind of bird? You even have a ranch. I don't know. I've never watched him sleep. I don't know. I think they can comfortably fit their head underneath their wing, so he would just shove the actual head under there and then hold it like oh and the way you slowed it down you could see it all happen and unfold on abc in like slow motion damn i still respect it though i like that he went from like doing

sleight of hand to just like stabbing himself with like having people just drive nails through his arm and he doesn't bleed no what that's the thing i don't understand scar tissue i don't know that i wish she's terrible song terrible man we're not doing red hot chili peppers on this podcast That's the thing. I don't understand. Scar tissue? I don't know. Terrible song, terrible band. We're not doing Red Hot Chili Peppers on this podcast. I fucking didn't do it. No, you did do it. You absolutely did it. You solely did it.

Fucking Randy. David Blaine. Remember when Ross... Ross, like, randomly at 2 a.m. one night just went in on the chili peppers out of nowhere. I don't remember that. He did. It was just one of the funnier moments.

You wake up and you see just Ross tweeting. Just going in like they're just the worst band. I hate them. I hate Anthony Kiedis. Put his shirt on. I like Flea. Just to be clear. I like Flea.

I like Flea. I don't like Anthony Kiedis though. Probably making a lot of noise over here. Oh, Micah ass with your tin container. Ding. So David Blaine, man. So he's alive and well. Is there anybody that's going to be like, was it that tight of a stunt?

I mean, he skydived. I think for me it was awesome in the beginning because I didn't know that it was happening. So anytime you get bonus David Blaine content on a Wednesday morning, it's like, oh, well, this is how I want to start every day. Imagine if you could start every day with David Blaine doing magic tricks. Like I was saying before we started recording, if there's one person I could have like a famous guest at my dinner party, it'd be David Blaine. This is the most hype we've ever been before a pod. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I also think that the people in the video that I tweeted today, I also want all those people there. Maybe not Steph Curry because he's a little bitch, but I wouldn't mind having Dave Chappelle. You don't like Steph? I would have Dave Chappelle and Drake at that dinner too. Yeah. No, I'm not a –

Drake? I was a big Steph guy when he was at Davidson, but for the Warriors, I just think... Were you really, though? In the tournament? Who wasn't? He was sick in the tournament,

wasn't he? No, I'm not acting like I watch regular season Davidson games. I was like the sweet 16 guy. Where's Davidson? Where is Davidson? I honestly don't know.

Carolinas? It's North Carolina. Is it? Okay. It's not really important. Maybe down south. He's got the best J in history. Is it? Okay. It's not really important. Maybe down south. He's got the best J in history. The wettest.

Clay has something to say about that. Clay with a K. Isn't that weird that they're teammates? They're the Splash brothers. Clay can go cold, though. Clay has longer cold streets than Steph ever has. No one's hotter than Clay when he's hot. I know.

Why did the Warriors lose? Why were they in last place this year? I know Steph was hurt. Klay was hurt. They lost Kevin Durant. Tanking. Where's Draymond at? Draymond is not.

He can't carry a team. He cannot carry a team. That's too bad. Are they done then? Is the dynasty over? I mean, you've got to feel like they're done. Don't they have one of the top draft picks? Steph coming back?

They're going to be just fine. How does that cap space situation work? Do you really think we can give you a good answer? No, but you've got to think with seven all-stars on the team. That's fair. But it worked out for them because they didn't have to put on the max paydays at the same time. Who's in charge of the Warriors and their swag? Because Klay and Steph both have some of the ugliest shoes known to man,

and I just don't understand how they don't have someone in their corner being like, hey, these are trash. Yeah, the internet was – that was a fun Twitter day when the new – what was it, Under Armour, Steph's dropped. Well, Klay's are like A6 or something. Like, they're bad. They're Fila. Objectively bad.

An NBA player just needs to get the pump up once again. Reebok pump. Shout out to Reebok. How is that not a thing? Or no, just have the LA gear, the LA lights ones. They light up when you take a step. You've got to think Reebok brings back the pump at some point. I had Reebok pump skates back then.

Do you remember when I pump faked you in the hall earlier? No. You just shriveled up. I don't remember that. I found two tweets relating to Red Hot Chili Peppers from Ross. First one, February 2nd, 2014. Unless the guitars for the Red Hot Chili Peppers beats Bruno Mars to death with his electronic axe, this will underwhelm.

That might have been the Super Bowl. I don't know. February 2nd? Might be too late. May 4th, 2017. Going to have to smoke more weed than usual at ACL this year. Line up his ass. Red Hot Chili Peppers are the most overrated band of all time. That was at 625 AM. I love that he just came out with that.

That's a great way to start your day. No, he's not. I can promise you that none of us went to the Red Hot Chili Pepper show that year. I have no desire. Dylan probably got too hot on Friday and just mailed it in for the rest of the weekend. That's true. No one wastes a three-day pass like your boy. Do you know what probably warmed you up a lot? All that chest hair you had going. Why didn't you use Manscaped? I should have Manscaped before. Fellas, are you prepared to unveil your summer bod? Once I Manscaped.

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This worried me. When I saw the tweet, I was looking for something else announcing that he was retiring or whatever. I was like, what's going on here? Dude, honestly, that's the first thing i thought because it sounded like a tribute i mean it was a tribute tweet and out of nowhere like was he i guess phil was just in his feelings he was just simping last night dude yeah that was a funny absolutely simping he was in his field like i hope he i hope he sees this he didn't even add tiger why didn't he just text him he could have just texted him they have it they probably have each other's number.

Oh, yeah. Of course they do. What if Phil had included the you dropped this Mario meme? You think Phil was like a bottle and a half of Merlot Deep or something like that? Yeah, I saw someone said they were like, oh, I guess that 1984 Caymus is hitting different tonight. And I was like, yeah, that's a good joke. He was just wine drunk and just in his emotions. Tiger!

He's got a fire going. I don't even know why I included this on the rundown, but I saw it and I was like, what is going on here? It would be so sorry of Phil to preemptively cuck Tiger's retirement announcement. Yeah. By doing a tweet like that that just spoils it. Did he respond? Tiger? No.

No, but every golf brand in the world did with the shittiest responses ever. By doing a tweet like that that just spoils it. Did he respond? Tiger? No. No, but every golf brand in the world did with the shittiest responses ever. Oh, gosh. Someone said, Bill Metzger did say, Phil, are we allowed to ask what sparked this tweet? And he said, random appreciation. Okay. DJ Pajowski of No Laying Up fame, he had a funny tweet with just all the screenshots from all, like, golf.com and whatever. And one of them, I don't even remember who it was.

I think it was, like, some magazine. It was just like, now that you've won the internet today, what are you going to do next? Man, I don't know if that's winning the internet. If that's all it takes. Like, come on. We can't, you can't be doing winning the internet stuff right now. No, it was, now that you've won Twitter, what's next? That's from the golf channel.

Oh, my gosh. I got to step away. Park's got to go number two. Okay. That's the two sound. I could have just said the bathroom. Yeah, like we don't really need to know that Park's just pooping. Yeah, this worried me.

Honestly, first, like I said, I thought maybe something, you know, we might have had some bad news on the back. I don't know. For me, it didn't even worry me because I was just so confused that I didn't even go to that space in my head. I was just like, why is Phil being weird? What's your problem? No one has benefited more than me,

and I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you and all you've done. That's all. Thank you. He's not wrong. Yeah. I mean, he's not. He's made more money than he could ever have dreamed of, and it's mostly because of time. I mean, granted, he had to win those tournaments

and play second or third or whatever. He had to do that himself. But those purses are nowhere near sniffing what they are today without Tiger. Also got to say, had it not been for Tiger, Phil might be like a double-digit major winner. I mean. Arguably, I don't know. Hard to say.

I don't know how many seconds he has. I mean, there's always Arguably, I don't know. Hard to say. I don't know how many seconds he has. There's always wing foot. I don't know. This is random, and it scared me. I'm glad that we don't have any follow-up. What would be the best way Tiger could respond to this? Other than just being like,

thank you, Phil. You've been a great... Just favoriting it? No. Hit him with like, why'd you do this? Delete this. Right on, good sir. It was 90...

This is epic. Okay, wait. He just says, wow, Phil, thank you. This is epic. Phil, delete. Please delete this. Where does Phil live between between tournaments gotta think it's scottsdale arizona something like that scottsdale or san diego or something like that i thought he's california boy so it's 907 p.m central wherever he lives there's tax implications absolutely that's

like yeah i think he probably has a place in florida he's got a place everywhere i bet yeah i'd like to see his offshore account run down. I think he has a place at Martis Camp up in Tahoe, which is like this super exclusive community of ridiculously wealthy people. Oh, it sounds like he and Amy have a large residence

in San Diego. Oh, Calloway. Makes sense. Dude, I just found pictures of his place. Yeah, the par 3 that he has in the back next to the pool looks pretty nice. Must be from all the millions of dollars he has. Yeah, yeah. He's got a tennis court as well. That must be nice.

Honestly, the house isn't as big as I thought it would be, but there's also a guest house. I feel like Phil could really flex and just have, like, one of the largest houses known to man. I would live here. Would you live here? I love San Diego. Everybody knows that.

You guys find his net worth or not? Can I ask you? Oh. Updated recently, too. I'll guess. Yeah. I have a guess in my head. You go first, Dave.

$115 million. I was going to say two. 400. Four? Yeah. Double was going to say two. $400 million. Four! Double what I thought. Man. Man, he must have diversified his portfolio. You've got to think he's involved with, like, Fletch Seal or something like that.

Well, I think he—did he used to wear—what was the bank he rocked? Was it a Lehman Brothers hat, the now defunct? He used to rock a lot of financial institution gear that didn't age well. I don't know if Deutsche Bank is one of them, but he knows the right people. Yeah, he's got a good circle. Yeah. He's got a good circle. Yeah. He's got a good circle. I mean, didn't he get, like, flamed for going to – what's that island, Macau?

Little St. James? Yeah, I was going to say, was he on Epstein's jet? No, not Epstein's island. But he went to Macau, like, peak corona or peak, like, February corona in the Asian countries. He went over there? His jet got tracked to an airport in Macau, which is traditionally one of those offshore gambling things where anything goes.

They play million-dollar hands of poker over there. Sounds sick. Very sick. Has Flandre ever played poker with Phil Mickelson? Only one of the Olsons. Can we talk about Carole Baskins being on Tiger King real quick before we get to this weekend of fun? Yes.

Oh, Dancing with the Stars? What'd I say? Tiger King. Yeah. Which was accurate. I messed up. I mean, yeah, to be fair. Yeah, I saw this earlier.

Also, Nelly. Vernon Davis. Okay. Okay. fair uh yeah i saw this earlier also nelly vernon davis uh okay aj from the backstreet boys which one's he he's the dark haired guy he was the one that had the really bad um uh goatee like the pencil thin goatee charles oakley okay i i will i will watch charles oakley do this i don't think he'll go from nicks games recently probably i don't know dude him just like busting skulls in madison square garden in the 90s was one of my favorite things in the world we need uh the mavs need a charles oakley for luca get one we're good we will i'm excited i. I'll watch this. If you talk shit, like,

I feel like if I was on the show, I'd talk so much shit to Carole Baskins. I don't think she's ready for the spotlight that this is going to bring on her. She's going to get a whole new crew of people

finding out about her that like, well, a bunch of old people that don't actually have Netflix or know how it works. Mark my words, she goes home night one.

She's going to be a trash dancer. Yeah. No doubt. Did you see her performance on Cameo with her husband? What were they saying? That guy is such a cuck. What's that guy's deal? She's going to – I mean, she owns his life.

Yeah. I mean, if she doesn't own your life, she'll take your life, allegedly. We also got Caitlin Bristow. Oh. Jason Tardik was on Dancing with the Stars at one point, so it makes sense that she would get the in on that. That's just like a Bachelor pipeline. They're going to eventually just have Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tardik

just hosting something, right? Yes. Why don't they just have Dancing with the Bachelor contestants? They should just have that show, but it's only, like, Bachelor Nation. They could do it. It just feels, I'm sure you've talked about this a lot already, but they're, like, scraping the barrel here. They're, like, they got some good names.

They got Nelly. Dude, they got Charles Oakley. Carol fucking Baskin. She's topical. Dude, biggest show of 2020. Charles Oakley is, like, I mean, he's not's not like super, you know, he's not that. Dude, shut up. Vernon Davis.

Carol Baskin? She stinks, man. And she's a murderer. Allegedly. I got a tea break. I'm sorry. Who is Jesse Metcalf? I don't know.

Hey, off the top of your head, quick Phil Mickelson net worth guess. Oh. $180 million. Everybody was low. I was closest. $400. No shit. That's what we know about, though.

Yeah. He's got the insider trader, too. Do you not want to see Nelly doing Dancing with the stars nelly yeah for tato yeah sure i look i don't watch that show but i'm not too proud to admit that i watched it for like two seasons it doesn't do much really i was really bored let me put it that way it was like winter time in northern michigan and there's just not a lot to do sometimes. Yeah, as opposed to summertime in northern Michigan. And, yeah, I watched like two seasons of it.

Not proud of it. Tom Bergeron, though, I mean, he's a consummate host. What a guy. I don't think I'd make it very far. Did you do a dance at your wedding with Sally? No. Never had a first dance or anything. was weird kind of a weird situation we thought like we thought about doing that kind of stuff but it just didn't make sense we didn't have a dance floor really yeah what y'all didn't dance at all no we just got trashed huh right at whose wedding my Sorry, I got distracted by a DM that I got from somebody.

Oh, what's your name? His name is Carson. Shots. Yeah. Carson? Carson would be a girl name. Do you think my wedding was worse off because we didn't have a dance floor? You mean like the drinking part?

Just everything. No. I feel like it was almost kind of nice not to have the pressure. I didn't miss it. I didn't really think about it, actually. I didn't really either. I wasn't like, am I dancing? I was just, huh.

You all just got like a. Well, we did go up to the piano bar. They have a lobby bar in the hotel. We went to the piano bar after that. That's fun. He was pretty much playing whatever I wanted. That's fun. But you didn't have like a traditional like, here's the stage.

Here's the dance floor square. No, no, no. It was just me drunkenly. Here's everybody doing that like dance that everybody fucking hates. It was just me begging the piano guy to play Walking in Memphis like over and over and over and over. Did he do an acoustic shout? He should have.

Should we do this weekend of fun now that Dave's back from his tank? What did Dylan guess for Phil's net worth? 180. Yeah, I was low too. I was 110. Yet again, Will just comes through. What did you guess for Phil's net worth? 180. Yeah, I was low, too. I was 110. Yet again, Will just comes through. What did you guess? 200.

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We're going to do a steakhouse dinner. I'm sorry for saying no chicks in the text. Celebrate Brett's one year. It's just an excuse to go overpay on some steak and some scotch, wine, whatever you all want to drink. I'm going to have a martini, thank you. I'll probably have a martini, too. Probably have like six.

Blue cheese olives? Martini? I don't know. I've kind of been phasing blue cheese olives out. Not me. Because then I start getting blue cheese with the steak and stuff, and it's like, dude, what are you doing with all the blue cheese? It's not going very.

I'm going to go Miller High Life with my porterhouse the word order what's a pregame with one Miller High Life and then we get to the steakhouse I'm going liquor I've never been to this steakhouse we're going to what's the what's the vibe you have to ask yeah oh yeah look into the owner of Bob's stinking chop Chop House, Dallas. He might have sold it. People know where we're going nowadays. We'll see the batteries there tomorrow. I'm not going to care.

I'm not making – I don't think I'm, like, incorrect in saying that, am I? What? That it's a horse race theme kind of, isn't it? Oh, this place is tight. Bob's – Bob the owner. Bobby. He got into some legal trouble, and I think some of it stemmed from horse racing, something. I don't know.

Love that for him. Was he juicing his horses? I mean, everybody is, but he got caught. Yeah, I don't know if he was juicing the horses. Oh, there's crab cakes. Of course there's crab cakes. I think it's actually under new ownership now. Anyway, the rest of my weekend, I'm actually going to the ranch.

Staying out there. Haven't been out there since February because of the whole COVID situation. So it's been a very long time. Horses are going to be psyched to see you. My mom misses her grandson very, very much. That's fair. And I just got to take him out there. Do you have any dolphins there?

What? There's no dolphins at the ranch. It's the hill country. Did you see KJ there? What? There's no dolphins. It's the hill country. Did you see KJ's nay joke on too much dip? No, I haven't. It might've been the most, it was one of the more electric things to ever happen.

I haven't listened yet. Don't spoil it for me. Dude, that'll be fun. Yeah, I'm excited. It's going to be, it's just going to be a fantastic little weekend and I'm really pumped for it. I'm really excited for the dinner, man.

Me too. Really excited. I'm even more excited now that I've seen the interior of this place. Dude, just line those dirty vodka martinis up for me. So the founder of Bob's Steak and Chop House received 10 years deferred adjudication, probation Thursday for swindling an investor out of $300,000. Ooh.

As long as he makes a dope fil $300,000. Ooh. Yeah. As long as he makes it a dope filet, like, I don't care. Yeah. This is the former owner. Oh, okay. I think this is the namesake. Ooh, I see brussies in this picture. Will and I have had some good times at Bob's.

We'll just say that. We were a couple of raging bulls at Bob's once. I only take private jets to Bob's. Y' just say that. We were a couple of raging bulls at Bob's once. I only take private jets to Bob's. Y'all are so annoying. They have cake bread on their wine list, though. Yeah, that's going to be way too much money, Brad. You ever had it? Cake bread?

I thought cake bread was a cheap one. No, no, no. Uh-uh. What am I thinking of? Brad, you silly little bitch. You have so much to learn. Cake bread. Cake bread is for ballers only

Dude be more De classe You can't Oh I'm looking at The Savvy Bee playlist I'm gonna fucking You're what the French Call it

Laissez et compétence Oh Man come on Dave what are you Getting into this weekend Just looking at the Radar right now Uh we missed

Like all the rain We had the curtain shut And like we just Missed it I can't stand the rain I can't stand the rain Must not have been too intense we didn't hear it uh will great question um friday uh no plans i don't think i'm gonna do something friday i had something planned are we doing something friday saturday we're playing golf saturday we're playing golf

still looking for a fourth. I'm not looking. I'm trying to work through some options. It's very selective. Other than that, man, low-key, we'll be around town. We're not going anywhere. Just kind of head on a swivel. No big plans.

Just kind of waiting on fall like everybody else. Can't get here soon enough day stars uh game six tonight hopefully it doesn't go beyond that otherwise that'll really add a add something to my weekend plans at game seven um watching basketball this will be i'm watching every game even post mavs i'm gonna I'm dialed in it's fun the bubble's fun man bubble's sick bubble's lit

I've been saying it hopefully they have a doctor there cause it's sick that's not good that's not good what? I'll probably go back and watch a lot of

David Blaine videos and maybe I'll maybe I'll have my dad mail me the VHS of me skydiving in 2002 in a gray polo and cargo shorts.

That video exists. I don't know why we haven't had that video. We should digitize that one. I'm going to. We'll make that happen. It was 2002. The cargos, they weren't cool, but they weren't uncool. They were uncool.

I didn't know it. Okay. No, they weren't. 2002, they were fun. Yeah. Unless you had the strings coming out of the bottom of them. They were probably Abercrombie cargo, so I probably frayed them or I bought them frayed. 2002 Abercrombie cargo still went, just to be clear.

I don't think I was wearing a visor that I had cut out of an old Abercrombie hat or a Cox hat that I bought from Lids. I always thought the dudes that wore the South Carolina Cox hats were just so stupid. Those guys got all the... Shouts to Christians. We talked about those hats recently. They're stupid. Like, oh, okay. It says Cox in your hat.

It says Cox. This guy's crazy. This guy hooks up with chicks. This guy loves Cox. Dude, I got a big weekend ahead of me. You ready for this? Dude, so your boy, I have a big weekend ahead of me. You ready for this? Mm-hmm. Dude. So, your boy. I have a steak dinner I'm going to tomorrow night with some lads.

Oh, yeah. I'm doing that, too. Going to go knock that out. I'm going to drink three martinis, no more, no less. I'm going to have 16. And then. I'm going to Uber there. I've done something smart.

I'll make Sally pick me up. I did something smart. I scheduled a pool reservation For Friday afternoon So that I can just Nurse my hangover there For a little bit And just get in the water You're smart

Sweat it out man Yep Yep Got some things Flying around for Friday night Not really sure And then Saturday As you know

It's golf day The boys are going to Go out and play I'm going to go low How funny is it That Dylan's not playing with us Dylan's not playing with us Your phone broken or something I don't know I don't want to talk about it This will be my first round out The boys are going to go out and play. I'm going to go low as hell. How funny is it that Dylan's not playing with us? Dylan's not playing with us.

Your phone broken or something? I don't know. I don't want to talk about it. This will be my first round out after becoming a single-digit handicapper. Who's going to be in my cart with the brand-new range finder that also accounts for the slope? What? Will was playing on the last Thursday with me. He just loves shooting stuff. Dude, I love it.

It's very fun. I love it. It's my favorite thing in the world. I get mad when I play with somebody else who has one if they get to the tee box to shoot it before me. If you want me to shoot the D for you, I'll shoot the D anytime you want. I felt bad asking because it's not your shot coming up, but Will was just like, no, no, no, I got you.

No, I love it. I love it. I also need to get better with it. I'm not very fast with it, so I need to get better. I don't have a steady hand. I don't either. I don't either. I'm trying to get better.

You know what Sunday is. I just like to get better. You know what Sunday is? I just like to eyeball it. You know what Sunday is, Dylan? That's worked out well for you. I'm doing two things on Sunday. I'm waking up and I'm watching the F1 race. Okay. And then I'm going to spend the entire fucking day playing all the Tony Hawk Pro Skater I can play.

Catch me online. Catch me doing whatever you can do. That is what I'm doing. Didn't you do it from the studio and twitch it can hard to say i will be in on that as well okay can i add an addendum to mine no i will be twitching friday from here pga tour 2k21 a round of golf okay right am i playing with shido we'll see We'll see if Shido shows up. He talks a big game.

Also, he's on PC. I don't think he does Xbox. So I don't know if he'll be able to cross-plat. We'll figure it out. I'll be on there playing. Cross-platty? Maybe I'll just FaceTime Shido. He can talk to me.

Cougar, talk to me. I have basically the same weekend as you. Do you have any addendums? I'm hitting an oil change. That's okay. Man. I'm pretty psyched about that. I put 10K miles on my car already.

You going to Houston a lot? I have. Oh, you went to New York too. The 4K to New York and back doesn't help. Yeah, that's not going to help. He's had his car for two months less than me, and he has 6,000 more miles on it than I have. Yeah, so that's about it oil change golf um state dinner that i'm more excited for than i have been for something in a long time because of we've been quarantined for mostly quarantined for a

long time yeah yeah it's not we're not gonna get reckless into a bar after or anything no no no never know what Dylan. Who knows, man? Oh, man. I might just shut Bob's down. Bob's has a great bar. I've never been to the one in Austin, so I'm quite excited. Man. It's not like the original on Lemon Avenue in Dallas, but it's nice.

Is it like the place? It's nicer, actually, but it just doesn't have the ambiance. It's still nice, though. There's a place off Ocean Avenue. We've been there. We actually have been there. Is this a washed media dinner or like a split the bill dinner? No, man, make sure you bring cash.

It's kind of like the rookie thing with major league teams. I'm paying for this, dude. You pay for it. I even put it in the text group. You don't read my shit? My text's not coming through. Dinner's on washed. Uber's on it. I even put it in the text group. You don't read my shit? Are my texts not coming through? Dinner's on wash. Uber's on you.

It came through. It was just green. Dinner's on wash. Uber's on you. Okay. I can do that. You should switch to an Android. Fuck no.

You put off Samsung. I'd rather not have a phone than have an Android. Do you see in that photo that y'all posted on Circling Back of all of us from January 2020? A lot of people were saying that Dylan puts off 5'9 vibes in that photo. I saw one person say 5'8 vibes. One jerk said that. I agree, man. I'm level with

Brett in that picture. Brett's a legit 6'2. There's just something about the vibe. You gotta do what I do and you crouch in every photo so that people can't tell how tall you are. It just makes yourself look shorter. Shut the fuck up. I love that photo's doing numbies for something that was taken like eight months ago. You know?

I don't look 5'8 in this picture. What are people talking about? Whatever. Haters, man. No one looks less than like really handsome in this pic. It's just a really solid picture. Yeah. I've looked better.

Like even Will looks handsome. I've looked better. Even Will looks handsome. I've looked better. That was pre-weight loss Will. That's my favorite fit I wear. Like I said, we let it rip that night. I might put that jersey on tonight. We let it rip that night, David. If you don't know what we're talking about,

please just go over to Instagram.com slash Circling Back Pod. Just search our name as well. Add me on the group. Add me on the group. Free books. I love that kid, man. Hey, send in your tacos for tonight.

Oh, yeah. Taco night. Make it happen. Do we have anything else, guys? I think that's all. All right. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.