Circling Back - Dillon Witnesses Another Accident, Pedro Pascal, & Hostile Aliens?

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

Dillon sees yet another car accident as he pulls into the office, Dave tries to talk to a manager, Dave watches another movie, what's up with Pedro Pascal, a Spacebar about hostile aliens, and a chat check-in. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (7:00) Dave Attempts to Speak to a Manager • (20:25) Dave Watched Another Movie • (34:18) What's Up with Pedro Pascal • (41:55) Spacebar: Hostile Aliens? • (50:00) Chat Check-In Support This Episode’s Sponsors: Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to ⁠https://rocketmoney.com/circling⁠ today. Rhoback: https://rhoback.com/ (WASHED20 for 20% off first purchase) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, we're back. Episode 2. Live. I don't think we start the episode count over. No, it's a new era. A lot of people are wondering. It's a circling back podcast. Can you just give me one second? It's a circling back podcast. What are they wondering?

If I was going to do the cowboy hat every day. I wasn't going to say anything. Skelly's wearing it right now as you can see. Randy, wide frame it. Look at this guy. He's just stumbling over your intro and then telling me how to cut cameras. But I'll mix it in when I'm feeling a little country, a little rock and roll, you know? Well, like in the song, the whole point is that those are two opposite things. I'll mix it in when I'm feeling a little frisky.

There's no rock and roll without country. There's no country without blues. More on the blues later. Well, I'm feeling like putting it on and put it on is what I'm trying to say. Skelly overwhelming is a little. I think we should put the or a frame right here. You said that yesterday.

I just don't know how that plays. What do you mean? I don't know if it's Al go rhythm friendly. So a new character Al. Why would it be algorithm friendly? I a new character, Al, why would it be algorithm friendly? I don't know, because it's like, like, obviously, like a picture of me popping top, like that's algorithm friendly. Like, oh, yeah, people want to see this.

Or if it's like a picture of you smoking cigarettes, doing something, people like the YouTube is like, what the fuck is this guy being? So me being super frat? I cussed in the first two minutes. Keith, ready dump it. I'm just kidding. Yeah, circling back.

It's the Tuesday. We were talking earlier. It's the first, I think, the first circling back that we haven't had like a weekend fun, either like leading off or closing the pod. I hadn't thought of that until you said it this morning because the last, I don't know, hundreds of episodes we've done there's at least been like this weekend in fun or recapping this

weekend in fun. Now you're getting two episodes a week where we don't even mention our weekends. I'm gonna do my Monday evening in fun. I don't know. I don't know. New segment alert, Randy. I actually to do my Monday evening and fun. Oh, I don't know. A new segment alert, Randy. I actually had a good Monday evening and fun. I played Fortnite with old sauce and Ricky Prosper. So really the show. Yeah. How about that, man? Yeah. The reason Randall pointed out, by the way, producer Randall Trimbecki. Hi Dave. The reason he pointed that the other room is cause sauce is in here. He's in a very important meeting with Will. The reason he pointed that the other room is cause sauce is in here. He's in a very important meeting with Will. They're talking about sauce and stuff.

By the way, I witnessed another car accident this morning when I was pulling into the office parking lot. I, if you're new here, first of all, welcome. Second of all, I had this weird thing with accidents, this car accidents. I witnessed a lot of them. I don't like it. I prefer not to witness them, especially when people get injured. The last one I witnessed was fatal. It was right here on this road. That was really weird. Parks was with me. He didn't know what was going on though. Thankfully I didn't fill him in. Anyway,

this morning, I'm about to turn left into the parking lot. I look across it's a, this turnout right here from our street onto South Amar gets a little hairy. And there's a, it's a, it's an intersection. There's a truck, a large look like a F 250. Maybe I can, I don't know what kind of, it was a big truck. Was it Cummins? It could have been a Cummins diesel. It could have been a Cummins diesel. There was a truck, a large look like a F 250 maybe. I couldn't, I don't know what kind of, it was a big truck.

Was it Cummins? It could have been a Cummins diesel. I'm not, I'm not exactly sure. It could have been a power stroke. Oh yeah. Usually one leads to the other. Anyway, the struck was turning right out of this intersection and a car was driving down South Amar and just absolutely T bones it.

It crumpled in the front end of this little sedan. Oh, it didn't look like it was a violent collision. I saw the woman driving back up and pull onto a side street and the guy got out, checked his truck out and everything. Anyway, she got out and backed that thing up. Good news is I think everyone's okay. Bad news is she think everyone's okay. Bad news is she's gonna have to replace

the front end of her vehicle. Do you remember when we called Randy T-Bone because he ordered a T-Bone at Bob's Steak and Chop House? He intentionally ordered a T-Bone so that we would call him T-Bone. That is no reason why I didn't. You were nickname farming. I was not.

I just wanted a T-Bone and then you guys were like, oh, my brother's nickname is T-Bone, not mine. So the reason you wanted a T-Bone because it was a fun thing. It's what outlaws order. Yeah. It's the most cartoon steak. That's why I wanted it. If the company is going to pay for it, of course I'm going to get it. It is a very cartoony steak order. What'd you end up getting? A porterhouse or what happened? No, I got a T-B. I think I got the T-bone at Bob's when we went there cause they had a T-bone, but when we went to Carver Perry's they didn't. So I just got like the cowboy ribeye.

What's a T-bone? It's like a, I mean, I'm sorry, a Porterhouse. It's like a T-bone plus something else, right? Is a T-bone not like one side of it's, Chad is gonna know this, filet on like one side and the other side is either a strip or like the ribeye cut? I think it's Texas strip. Oh, thank you for knowing that. Of course, a porterhouse refers to both, it's cut of meat. Historically, a porterhouse is a,

this is not giving me what I want. Wow. It's a live show. A porterhouse steak is cut from the rear end of the short loin, including both the tenderloin, which is the filet mignon and the strip steak. So it doesn't include the T-bone. It's distinguished by its T-shaped bone. Okay. Is it not? Oh yeah.

T-bone is another name. Porterhouse. Yeah. Is that it? I think it's just a bigger T-bone. Uh, T-man. That came off the dome. I didn't, I didn't have to look that up.

I wonder if T-man's watching. If T-man's in the chat, T-Man, I want you to just take that backward cap you're already wearing, just set it atop your head, let it sit there, and then drop a glizzy in the chat for us. Actually, everyone, please just drop some glizzies in the chat and comment below all that. Dylan, actually, Aaron Mitchell here wants to know,

but where's the J-Bone? Yes, the J-Bone, of course, is in the hip region. No, no, I'm not the hip. It's in the hip region of the cow. Has formula bone watched the show yet? What's he doing? Yeah. He texted me yesterday. So I assume he watched. I don't know if he watched live. I'm sure if J bone is in the chat, he will announce himself like he usually does. With a VIA Bone? J-Bone!

That's the only way to do it. Um, Hey, so I'm going to kick it off. I mentioned this yesterday. I talked about my skid plate. How it's no longer, uh, under my vehicle. It's no longer protecting the undercarriage of my vehicle. Yeah. I sent an email yesterday.

You want me to read it? I sent it late last night after I watched the movie. Who'd you send it to? I sent it to the corporate office of the oil change place in Austin. I think it's a chain. There's like a nationwide thing. Is this Jeffy Lube?

No, it's not. I'm not gonna name it. It's not Jeffy Lube. Is it on William Cannon? Hard to say. Okay. I don't want to, I'm giving them the opportunity to make it right. If so, I love that oil change. I do too. It's where I've gone for a couple of months since I've been here.

The waiting area is elite. Hello. I recently had my oil changed at your Austin location on William Cannon. My vehicle is a 2023 blank. Oh, you don't want to dock yourself? People already know. It's a Ford F-250. It's a Cummins.

That I purchased last year. Cummins is Dodge, right? I think that's the Chrysler motor. Is it? Keep going. It doesn't matter. Two days after service, the skid plate on my car broke while I was on a trip to the Texas coast with my family.

Point at the heartstrings. I'm assuming a tech failed to properly secure the plate after completing the change. Please advise as to who I may speak with to assist with this matter. For the record, the skid plate broke off and is somewhere on the side of the road Southeast of San Antonio.

Thank you. If you got a response back yet. No, I sent it like 10 30 last night. Okay. Oh, late one too. It's weird that you have a skid plate issue because I thought you had an issue with skids in your bowl. Oh, with what? Huh? Skid had an issue with skids in your bowl. Oh, with what? Huh?

Skid in the bowl? Skids in the bowl. You should have said skid marks. That would have been- I thought you were going skid marks. That would have been a bunch better. In the toilet bowl. That's just disgusting.

That's just- Skid marks are not much- I don't know. The audience seems to like it. All right. I figured out the drops. Why are you giving people these gross images in their head? I'm fading it out too because Will got mad at me for not fading out the laughter yesterday. And then you go, no, no, no, no, no. You did what Dylan did to me on the game show.

That's true. We gave you to do it that way. Yeah, I was just. We gave you to do it that way. That's how you say something, man. That's how you used to do it on the voicemails. Hey, guess what? Speaking of voicemails, next week, not this week is teacher week.

Next week is teacher week. If you want to send your teacher list to me, we're going to post it and hopefully it will back her nation can help pay those down. I think it's, how does it, I needed to talk to Will. To my knowledge, they send like an Amazon list or I don't know if they send it through like a certain platform or if it's like a crowdfunded thing. I should probably know this, but we'll post the story. This we've done this before for people.

I know scary has done it. We'll, we'll we're going to make it right. We're going to post it in backer nation. We're going to try to help out the teachers out there. And what that means for voicemails next week, not this week. I'm pointing at the camera a lot. Um, is that next week's voicemails will be all teacher driven stuff. So stories about funny teachers,

maybe teachers that touch your freaking heart, yo, maybe a teacher that just handed you a freaking packet, yo. Or maybe you're a teacher and you got a funny story about something that happened at your school or something happened. That's what I want to hear the most, I think, is just from teachers. Yeah. Because we love our teachers. You said you're hot for teacher. I am. I'm hot for teachers. One specifically. I'm joking. He's joking.

I didn't, I didn't say that. He didn't say that. It's a Van Halen song. Chelsea's not a teacher. She's the only one I'm hot for. So there. Didn't you teach her a thing or two? Jesus.

I was a little far. Okay. You can make those jokes. It's a live show folks. Didn't you teach her a thing or two? Jesus. I was a little far. Okay. You can make those jokes. It's a live show folks. Your wife used to be a teacher. Correct me if I'm wrong. Hey man, just because she's live doesn't mean you can just become a piece of shit.

I'm sorry. I wonder if she's in the chat again. If you are, hi Alyssa. She probably forgot we're doing it again today. I'm sure some people are like, oh yeah, they're doing it like four days a week. Anyway, this week, of course, leave your voicemails, 888-618-4422. That's the pipeline.

We're gonna record that. When does that drop now? It now drops on Fridays. It's everyone. Friday's a big content day. Don't confuse them, Randy. It's Friday voicemails that record on Wednesdays that drop on Thursdays that now drop on Fridays.

In other words, you can listen to it on Friday. So if you're a patron and you're looking for your show today, remember, this is the one week of the month we don't do a show on Tuesday. We do a Coffee Friday live on Friday, which is just gonna be a free for all. I have one guest who can't be in studio because they are having a procedure done.

Procedure that I've had done. Are they losing their balls? And they want to, they want to maybe call in while the surgery is going down. While it's going down? Either while or after. Oh my God. Yeah. Who is this person?

I'm not going to name names. I know this person. Yeah. It's, I mean, when I say, if I were to say the person's name, you'd be like, oh yeah, that's kind of funny. There's a, they kind of tie together. The procedure.

They're tying them together? No, no, no, the tie, the name, the guy's name, last name specifically, and the procedures haven't done. Whoa. Okay. Well, this is a tease. It's our good friend, Michael Colonoscopy. Oh, he's gonna colonoscopy. No, it's not. Okay. It's it's it's that boy. Well, let's just say that that's a tease. If you want to find out

who it is and watch it, listen to it live, become a patron can be there on Friday. That's coffee. That's paywall content. You want to hear what it feels like to get that little snippy. I've never spoken to someone while they're getting a snippy. I could have done it. I don't know why we didn't think of that. I think Dan Patrick did that at one point too. Oh, like Dan Patrick, the Lieutenant governor. Do you think the people doing the procedure will mind that he's like live on a

podcast? I don't know who his doctor is, but my doctor would have thought it was great. Okay. My doctor just put on the big break. Was it a Dr. Richard Chop? No, I didn't go to Dr. Chop. I was a, I'm going to shout them out. I went to Dr. Trotter.

By the way, that's great guys. That's not a joke. There is a Dr. Richard, AKA Dick Chop in Austin, who does vasectomies. Hey, I'm glad you brought that up. Speaking of, so I got, I've been soliciting teacher lists because we want to help out the teachers. We mentioned that earlier. I got an email here from, I'm not going to name his name till the end of the email.

It says teacher list. Okay. Open it up. Let's see what we got. You ready? Yes. Some blue chew. Okay.

Laundarts. A sombrero with beads hanging from it and some heaters. Sincerely, the Dean from the school of hard cocks. That's not a serious email. That list is not, we're not going to fill that list. Cigarettes., lawn darts. What was it? What was the other stuff? A sombrero with beads hanging from it.

Okay. And some blue chew for erectile dysfunction. Yeah. This person, this, none of these items are going to be used in the teaching environment. I don't know. And actually that's a problem. I don't want, I don't want teachers out there in

blue chew. No, no. If they have it in their privacy, their own home, it's my home. Not at school. That's weird. Cigarettes too, for that matter. You can never stop learning. You're always learning something.

You don't need to be a school teacher to be a teacher. Think about that, Dave. I just thought, did you think about that? I just taught you something right there. So like the thing about live shows is it's live and we can't just start over. Or any how long in. Otherwise we would have started over after that terrible comment from Randy.

Which one? Good question. There it is. We need to do, we need new speakers. I feel like we need like- I can turn them back off if you want. Surround sound. Should we get a sound bar?

They're fine bud. Do we sneaky need sound bars? I don't think so man. I don't think so. We're pretty wired in here. Hey, we didn't talk about what's up with Chet Hanks. We haven't talked about our friend Chet in a while. Randy, I sent you a screenshot. I don't think we, unless I missed it when y'all were, when I was gone,

but Chet posted this story. He's in his bad boy era. He was on a motorcycle and it's a visual show, but it says, Dylan, I'm just going to let you read it. Yeah, I'm smoking cigs again. Leave me the fuck alone. They're American spirit motherfucker. Don't panic if it's organic. The Indians smoked it all day and they were the most tapped in people forever. Fuck out of here. They were the most tapped in people. Well said from our friend, Chet Hanks, front of the show.

So he's, it's like, cause I'm ripping spirits. It's kind of sick. He looks dope in this. I gotta say he does look bad. I'm wondering if they're renewing that. Oh shit. That Netflix show that he's in with Kate Hudson. That was pretty good. Like low key good. Oh yeah. Didn't you say he got yoked up for it? Yeah. Like two yoke, like not NBA. He looked like Mason Plumlee running point guard or something. He looked like Brian Erlacher.

Yeah, that's not good. That's not what a point guard should look like. But it was a funny show. Shout out Chet. Yeah, a future friend of the show. He's just tapped in, man. We've had multiple listeners reach out and be like, yeah, I saw Chet one time. He did a cameo for us. He did for me. Yeah, for Dorn. Was it good? It was really good.

He kept on asking Dorn what his deal was. Yeah. What's your deal, Dorn? He kept saying. Oh yeah. Who else did we get cameos from? He was tapped in. Who was the bachelorette? The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. Sammy Sweetheart. Yeah.

That was a good one. Also little Esco. He just ripped you. He just made fun of you. Didn't he have a neck pillow on too while he was doing it? Sammy Sweetheart. That was a good one. Also little Esco. Little Esco. He just ripped you. Didn't he have a neck pillow on too while he was doing it? Yeah, he said, I'm old and I don't have any drip or something like that. I need to get my drip off.

Yeah, and you also got me one from Party Boy. Yeah, he looked very like trying to hold it together while extremely high, trying to read the prompt on the screen. Nobody's wilder than the wild boys, he told me. I figured out that my cameos go too long. I did one that was like two minutes for somebody and I was like, that wasn't even enjoyable.

I was just rambling at the end. I think the people enjoy it. They love them some Dave, dude. I know there's a specific cameo for you coming up that is specifically asking for me to be in it. So I better be in it, Dave. Someone DM me about it. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Is that a tease? I don't know. They just, someone just said, Hey, I want you to be in Dave's cameo when I asked for it. I said, okay, I'll be in it. Hey, can I say something?

Also, you got one from Ken Bone to J-Bone. That was it. Ken Bone might've been the goat. Ken Bone was an all-timer. He was also kind of expensive. Like more so than he should have been. He's, I mean, like the guy, that is the definition of 15 minutes of fame. Exactly, yeah. But then he got an extra 15

when people went and found him on Reddit and they found his Reddit history. I can't remember what it was. I know it was, I don't know if it was bad or if it was just like, you know what I mean? I don't think it was like Jared from Subway bad, but it wasn't good. No, it wasn't Jared from Subway bad.

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Or somebody who's a doctor or a scientist. Since I'm gonna be lappy on the lap guy, do I need like one of those like radiation blocker pads under it? Has that ever been proven? I think the concern is just the, the temperature of the laptop close to your balls, but you don't, it doesn't matter for you anymore. You don't have them.

Because I had, I had fake ones put in. Yeah. Cause you got yours tied up. Well, they weren't tied up. They were removed and they were injected with testosterone and put back in. Oh, I didn't. Okay. Yeah. I think that all happened. Real testicles. I think the temperature is the concern. I think you're okay. Okay. Hey, so I promise we're not like gearing the show towards like trying to be algorithm friendly

or do stuff that other pods do and has success with but I've got another movie review and I just watched this movie too so I'm happy that's why yeah and it's part of the reason I watch it my wife was trying to get me to watch it my wife yeah do it put some heart into it my wife I. I watched Sinners. Yeah, dog. Michael B. Jordan, Hailey Steinfeld. Michael B. Jordan times two. That's right.

I knew it was a vampire adjacent. I did not know what the movie was about at all. The only thing I knew was that those people were in it. Michael B. Jordan played two characters and that there was a horror aspect and Haley Steinfeld of course. Yes. Yeah. Haley Steinfeld, the beautiful, the beautiful wickedly talented Mrs. Josh Allen now. Right. Yeah. Um, I enjoyed this movie. This was a good, I've got nothing else to watch on Monday night movie.

Late night West Coast game for the Rangers. So didn't didn't have the ball game on. Immediately. I did not know it was going to be a what's the word a period piece. I didn't know this took back took place back in 30s? 30s, I reckon. Post-World War I. I love that. I love that. I thought they did a great job of capturing that era. Deep South, Mississippi, I believe. I thought thought there was gonna be much more sex. What made you think that? You hoped is what you meant to say.

You wanted to see- I thought I read something about like Josh Allen's teammates being like kind of uncomfortable watching the movie because of how like hot his wife is and the fact that she's potentially her characters getting her back blown out. She does have some, some colorful sexual language

she uses early on in the film. Oh yeah. She also a sport, there's going to be a spoiler. She also a drools her vampire drool in a Michael B. Jordan's mouth as she's riding him. Yeah. Which I've, I gotta say, I don't want to tell tales out of school.

I can't say I've ever done that. You never drilled vampire drool into someone's mouth? I've never had someone do that to me either. No, are you a spitting the mouth guy or what? No, I don't spit. I don't spit, no. Okay. I don't even have sex.

I just. Well, you can't. I can't? Didn't you swear to a life of abstinence? Okay. Yeah. We can move on. Volcel. We move on to the movie itself.

Wait, what is it called? It's Volcel. Voluntary celibate? Voluntary celibate. Yeah. Stand up, Volcel. Isn't Volcel a Tom Cruise movie? Or any dude?

I'm a Volcel. Yeah, I'm a Volcel right now. That's good. Sword off. Oh man, must be tough, dude. You have to fend them off. Yeah, it'm a vol cell right now. That's good. Sword off. Oh man, must be tough dude. You have to fend them off. Yeah, it's real tough. Yeah, they're just banging down his door these days.

Oh no, you can't, please don't have sex with me. Please don't come in. Ever since I got the ferret, it's become a lot easier. I don't know. Would you quit joking about the ferret? You're gonna end up getting a real one. Don't get a ferret, please. Please don't get a ferret.

No, but I might get a fish tank at some point. Fish tank's fine. It's a lot of work though. A lot of upret. No, but I might get a fish tank at some point. Fish tank's fine. It's a lot of work though. A lot of upkeep. I'm sure you've heard from fish tank backers. I don't think I have. I don't think, this might be my first time I've ever actually said I might get one.

I guarantee there's at least 10 backers who are serious fish tank people. I wanna go salt water. Salt water is extreme. I wonder if Dr. McKenzie, the dentist, has a waiting room fish tank. My dermatologist growing up had like a sick one. It was like, I'm not kidding.

It was as long as this curtain, not as tall, but it was a big fucking fish tank. Yeah. I mean, the guy was doing pretty well. Saltwater? He's doing well because nerds like me would go to him like, please, please pop my zits. Right. Speaking of doctors and fish tanks, finding Nemo, did you know like clownfish were like 15 bucks?

It's not that bad. It's like $15, $20 for a clownfish. You know that koi fish are super expensive? Really? Yeah. Why is that? I don't know why. Supply and demand, I reckon.

I can definitely see myself having a Koi pond later in life. Yeah? Yeah. I definitely spelled Koi wrong when I looked this up. How'd you spell it? I don't wanna, I don't wanna say it. Did you put K-O-I? I don't wanna say it.

It's K-O-I, right? Yeah, they range from the smaller you get, the cheaper they are, but up to several thousand dollars for a high quality large one. How big do they get? They get huge. Big old koi, huh? Big old koi. You can eat them too.

I don't want to eat a koi. I want to eat the ones out of the Matal Rancho's koi pond out there. You know, I never knew there were actually fish in there. I've never gone over and looked in it. Yeah, don't look in there. Oh, yeah. They got fish in there, dog. What happens when there's a big storm?

Do they have to go like, they're fish. I know, but do they have to mess with the pH and all that? I don't think they're running salt through there clearly. It's a freshwater fish. They might check the pH. It's a freshwater fish. It's our first big derail. We were talking about the movie.

Yeah. When I went to Japan, there were some huge koi fish in Swan Lake, the lake right by Mount Fuji. Purest water I've ever seen, because it's all volcanic, purified, but man, those fuckers were like that big, right on the shore. Yeah? Did you think about smuggling one?

No, no, I did, I did. No, I'm gonna say this, customs might be listening. Randy, I like the blue curtain behind you now. It kind of makes you pop more. People are saying that my camera is a little dark and it just looks like it's black down here. It does, but I think it looks kind of dope. I did turn up the ISO,

so hopefully I look a little bit brighter and I don't look like I'm just floating in space. You turned up the ISO, of course. Obviously, that's what I would have done too. Yeah, I think that's a smart move. Did you think of that on your own or did Dan or? No, okay, obviously. That's what I would have done too. Yeah. I think that's a smart move. Did you think of that on your own or did Dan or? No, I, okay. Okay. I did get,

I did almost get a minor in film from Purdue. Almost. I didn't do my last class because the professor turned out to be a creep, which I knew, but whatever. Ooh, what happened? Teacher week next week. He, he wasn't really, I think to the girls, he was kind of more of a creep and like was sleeping with students.

Like I didn't know that at the time, but like he also just kind of like threw me off. It was on one class I had with him. And it was like a, let's watch a bunch of shitty old movies. Then you have to do a report about like every single one. I took that class in a poly side. It was called politics and film. And the class was like Tuesday night.

You went, watched a movie in class. And then the next class, you had to turn in like two page write-up on it. That was the, that was the class. And I got credit for that. It was like an upper level polysci class. Hell yeah. The biggest, the biggest J.O. class ever was like,

here, watch this Oliver Stone film. I'm like, all right, I guess I'll go. Dude, just from here, watch this Oliver Stone film. I'm like, all right, I guess I'll go. Dude, just from the start, this guy just sucked. But like every other class I took in my film minor actually was educational. I took the big 10 class when I was doing like this type of stuff for big 10 baseball games and-

Did he ever proposition you and you were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm a vol cell. No, I did not. I actually took Japanese cinema. That was a great class. Is that something you use to this day? I mean, I kind of took it because I was into anime back then,

but we had to take at least one foreign film class for the film minor and some good movies too. Tempo Po is a very funny Japanese movie. Did you do your thesis on tentacles? I didn't have to do a thesis for just some random elective class. I didn't even have to do your thesis on tentacles? I didn't have to do a thesis for just some random elective class. I didn't have to do a thesis. I've heard that.

Isn't it like grad school shit? Oh, no, man, I'm just fucking doing a show thesis is a doctorate. I believe. Oh, look at these guys. Look at the vol cells getting all fucking smart. But you do your thesis on you dumb bitch, your girl. Yeah. And then what was your score? What was your grade?

Fucking probably failed it. I failed it. Yeah. Yeah, and then what was your score? What was your grade? Fucking probably failed it. I failed it. Yeah. Yeah, he F'd it. Jesus. Whoa, buddy. Yeah, fail, F, get an F. You know, you could have gotten the other one too.

You deed it? You seed it? I mean, there's a lot of them. There is a lot, wow. Never thought of it that way. You got that A? D, what is it? D's diploma.

Anyway, this movie, it's got something for everybody. No, it actually doesn't have something for everybody, but I did enjoy the movie. I thought Michael B. Jordan was very good. He's good actor, man. Like that's impressive. Their little nephew, not nephew, their cousin. Sammy.

He was great. You know what? It's kind of weird seeing a vampire, an evil vampire, as opposed to like the good ones, yelling the name Sammy when you have a son whose name is also Sammy. Oh, yes. And per the closed captions, spelled the same way. That dude could sing, man. Very tough. I love that. I love the old blues stuff.

Oh, the music I thought was really strong in that movie. Yeah. Yeah. I enjoyed it. Chelsea, not so much. Did you like the scene where they're kind of, it's the, you know, the party's really jumping and the music's really vibing. Yeah. And it kind of switches to the modern stuff

and it mixes in some hip hop, some DJ goes on. That's a very unique scene. Yeah, that was kind of cool. Okay. Yeah. I never really liked that when they did it in, uh, great Gatsby. Uh, so I haven't watched the movie, but I hated when they did that in great Gatsby. You're completely different movie. They're totally different movies. I mean, period pieces with like modern music just always feel weird to me.

Really? Yeah. Your mind is like so dialed in and you can't jump forward a little bit. Except for if it's a night's tale. That was a good one. Question. You didn't see centers, did you? No. I don't know why I'm looking at you. Can you move your monitors back, just block your face?

I'll sit over here. I want your slot again. I'll sit over here. I want your little VIP speak easy slot. We pop it up and I. What was your question? What's the pass? Did you watch it through the credits?

Did you see the final final scene? I don't think so. How do you think the movie ended? Oh yeah, I did. Okay. Yeah. The movie ended. Um, I can't do, I don't remember.

It ends with Sammy playing in a bar in the early nineties. Oh yeah. As an old man, as an old man. Yep. And then what happens? Um, so a vamp comes in, right? So as an old man, as an old man. Yep. And then what happens? Um, so a vamp comes in, right? Okay. You did see it.

Okay. Yeah. Cause they do the thing where they roll some of the credits and then it's like, Oh, there's another scene. And it turns out it's a very important scene. It's Michael. It's stack stack. It's stack and a Haley Steinfeld.

Yeah. They're alive or they're dead, but they're still around. Vampires don't age. Right. Right. And they pop in and they're like, Hey, old timer. And he's like, Oh, fuck. It's you two again. You guys. And they survived. It was nice. They had a nice little conversation. They didn't. It wasn't during the day. No, it was at night. They had to be invited in. Yeah. That was a key. That was a key part. That's the rule. That's the vampire rules.

Yeah. Big rules. You big on vampires? Do you know vampire lore? Vampires are a big part of like fantasy too, which you, you know, want to think you think they're just their own whore thing, but they're a big part of fantasy. So I know, I know my vampire rules. What we do in the shadows was one of my favorite TV shows in the past, like five years.

Very good show. All in all, I have, I have two thumbs up for Sinners. It was good. I'll give it one thumb up. It's good. I must say it was great. I enjoyed it. But I thought I was not, my bar for my movie reviews,

which we won't be doing often, am I happy that I watched it?. Am I happy that I watched it? Or am I sad that I watched it? I'm happy I'm happy. It brought it brought joy to my Monday night. It was it was a vibey movie. Yeah. Oh, did it make you want to play some blues guitar? A little bit. Me too.

Piano keys were good. I'm glad you enjoyed the movie, Dave, but I have a major issue with how you started this, this whole segment here, which I think Dylan will be on my side with this. You said, and I quote, that you had nothing else to do, like nothing else to watch on a Monday night, yet you have Shrek and the interview

just waiting in your list and you have nothing else to watch? They're in the queue, Shrek is not. Oh sure, okay. The interview's above Shrek. You know, that's fine. It should be. That's fine. That is completely fine.

I'll watch it next week for the show. We'll need, yeah, I'll do an interview next week. Is that all right? Please do. I'm begging you. We might need like a theme song for movie reviews. And if we're doing movie reviews, just assume there's going to be spoilers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chat mad? Well, at least one guy is. Why, I think I said it at the beginning. Sorry, one guy. Sorry, dude. The movie's been out for a few weeks, if not longer. But good, watch the interview.

Is that guy mad because he thought it was going to be a horny movie and it's really not that horny? No, he just said, just spoiled in the movie. That's all he said. Okay. My bad. He might not be even that bad. He said, he also says Shrek is love, which it is. Shrek is life too.

Pedro Pascall. Here we go. There is a, Twitter has taken to making him the main character. He is an A-list actor. He is the, one of the biggest male breakouts of the last, I would say five to eight years. I'm a big Pascal fan. I think he's great.

Game of Thrones, Narcos. Yeah. Fantastic Four. So there was a video that surfaced several weeks back, I want to say. And it was for the Fantastic Four. They were doing, you know, like the post-production, like they do the press tour. They do the press tour. The junket, I want to say. And it was for the fantastic four they were doing, you know, like the post production, like they do the press tour, they do the press tour, the junket, as we call it, press circuit.

And it was about his social anxiety and the costar, her name is Vanessa Kirby. Vanessa Kirby. Yeah. For, for fantastic four. Yeah. Vanessa Kirby. He, his woman, he looks at her and kind of puts his hand out. And then the caption is like, he, this dude has social anxiety and

Vanessa Kirby was there to comfort him. She grabs his hand and kind of puts her other hand over it and just kind of comforts him and then they, they resume the interview, okay. Or whatever, whatever the public appearance they're doing. And it was kind of a sweet moment. It's like, oh, that's really, that's really sweet. She's supporting her, her costar who she knows has this anxiety issue. And that was the end of it for like a few weeks.

And then more the press tour continued. And, um. The bots got ahold of it. Yeah. The bots are out. So Pedro. Yeah. The bots are out. So Pedro. Okay. In his defense, a lot of the, the touchy grabby

stuff is, is her. You're right. Like rubbing on his head and hugging on him and like kissing his cheek. She also married with child. Yes. Also a very beautiful. She is married to a, I believe a PLL guy, LaCrosse guy.

I first learned about Vanessa Kirby from the crown. She's in the crown. Oh really? And she's fantastic in it. And which color is she? Is she burnt Sienna? What crayon? Crown?

It's a, the crown is a, is a television series about the royal family in England. Who does she play? She play Anne Boleyn? She plays the sister of... It's okay. You don't have to. Oh, she's Elizabeth's sister.

Oh, nice. Because they start young and then it comes, it gets more current over the years. Sure, sure. So they replace her eventually with someone older. But yeah, she's in that show and she was very good. Patriarchy. Yeah. Um, okay. It's a monarchy. Right. Um, interesting. So I, I started seeing this and I started seeing like the meme accounts jumped all over it, all over it.

And then I'm like, wow, this is a lot of people talking about Pedro. And I thought everybody liked him, but it is kind of funny. He was like, Oh man, this is interesting, But also like, okay, his anxiety is that bad. I saw a post, someone did a screenshot of Tony Soprano giving it to his therapist, I think from the back or some, one of his side pieces. One of his, um, no pay, one of his fake jobs. It's the secretary. And the caption was whenever Pedro Pascal feels a little anxious. The joke here being that he's going to blow out the back of his co-star.

Right. Dan was early on this. Yeah. When was he talking about this? When he came on the episode. He said he's creepy. This is the beginning of it. Yeah.

I don't, you never have heard anything about Pedro Pescal being like creepy, but like people are just going out of the way to find old videos. And it's like, okay. Um, never really seen this before. There is like a trend in Hollywood for male and female leads when they're doing this stuff to maybe get a little flirty and handsy to put off a buzz happened with Glenn Powell and the Swains. It also happened with Wicked with Ariana Grande and her female co-star. They were like, they were just like really weird with each other. Also Walton Goggins, Amy Lou Wood from White Lotus.

They had like the weird, cause he's also married and then there was like the, ooh, they unfollowed each other. She unfollowed him. People were unfollowing each other. Did something happen on set? They were kind of like, that was alluded to by someone on the set. And then he's like saying how much he loves her and stuff

and speaking about her and it's like, what's going on? And then there was like Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine. That was like romantic or something. He was a vampire. He drooled in her mouth. Forgot about that. What movie was that? That was-

That was that shitty movie that- It was like Honey or something like that. I can't remember. Dylan can look it up. I don't think it was Honey. Can't find it. Oh, he looked it up. He had some trouble finding it. You're typing a lot faster. You can't look it up. I don't think it was honey. Can't find it. Oh, he looked it up. He has some trouble finding it.

You're typing a lot faster. Apparently you can't look that up. I don't know what's going on. I don't know why people are going after him. I'm not saying that it's not like a little weird unless you really know. You're looking at it and you're like, okay, this is odd. This is odd.

Like objectively like that. It's odd. Right? And her husband is watching all this from afar being like, oh, he's just like, ha, maybe he's that secure. Maybe he's manlier than, yeah, maybe he doesn't give an F about it. But yeah, it is like a very, it was like the main thing on Twitter for like two days straight. It felt very

targeted. I saw some people speculating that there might be some, some kind of agency involved, like attacking him, trying to bring him down. And I don't know why I don't really know what people have against him. He seems like universally beloved. Right. Good guy. Good actor. What if he's a vol sale handsome? I don't know how to answer that. I have no proof that he's a vol sale. I want to be clear. I don't know how to answer that. He could be, but you know, people can't keep their hands off me

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You're 41 now. Yeah. Can you believe it? Um, and I wore my, my rollback hat and my Navy blue rollback shorts. I love that for you. People were just like, dude, this guy, I've never seen anybody walk on an incline treadmill quite like him. And they have, I forgot what the shorts are called.

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Yeah. All right. Do your, do your fucking segment space bar space bars. Time for the motherfucking space bar space. Of course this segment is either about something space related or something bar related. I've only done bar once. This is also about space. They're calling you the bar baby.

We did want a couple of weeks back because there is an interstellar comet that has been spotted that's zooming through our solar system. Interstellar of course means from a different solar system. Means a Christopher Nolan movie. What if it was just an object that was, had a Bluetooth speaker on it and it was just blaring incubus. What if it was intergalactic by the Beastie Boys. I enjoy that song quite a bit. Jazz and AWOL, that's our team. Step into the party, disrupt the whole scene.

Exactly. I'm actually wearing my Roebuck moon space polo. Hey bud, we're doing the space part. It's a space polo for the space segment. Hey bud. We're trying to keep it under 50 minutes. We want people to listen and watch. It's a visual show.

Really? What part of that don't you think? You want to see my moon polo? The latest update about this object, this comet that's zooming through our solar system, as I said, at 140,000 miles per hour, which is pretty quick. Yeah, that's going to get you a ticket, Hoss. It's fast. Very fast. Think about how fast that is. I can't comprehend it.

Like I've said this many times, there's like a number where if it's above that, it's like not that impressive to me because like the lower number was already impressive. So I can't even fathom. Some perspective, the circumference of earth is 25,000 miles. This is moving 140,000 miles an hour. So it's just, it's just circling earth. It's not actually, but you know, you can imagine how it would at that speed. Anyway, give me a theory. We have two Harvard scientists that are like, you know, there might be more to this than just a comment. You know, Jeffrey Epstein gave a lot of money to Harvard. Anyway,

continue. Yeah. Anyway, uh, these, these scientists are theorizing that it possibly could be an alien probe from another galaxy perhaps or solar system or something. Is that its way to Uranus? No, Jupiter. It's going to zoom past Jupiter. How close is it? Is it going to get close to Jupiter? I don I don't have the, the figures in front of me. Sorry.

I had to calculate them. All right. I'm sorry. Yeah. I thought you were going to leverage AI tools. Is it going there to get more stupider? The new, the newly discovered Manhattan sized interstellar object. So it's the size of Manhattan, quite large. Zooming through our solar system has been identified as a comet,

but two Harvard scientists argued that there's reason to believe it's really size of Manhattan, quite large. Zooming through our solar system has been identified as a comet, but two Harvard scientists argued that there's reason to believe it's really an alien probe. NASA discovered this on July 1st, again, 140,000 miles per hour. Harvard astrophysicist, Avi Loeb, suggested in a new paper that the object, only the third interstellar object ever detected, could be intelligently

directed alien craft observing earth with possibly hostile intentions. What evidence other than like there's a thing headed our way. Well here, let me show you these really good pictures of it. Oh yeah, you know what? Oh, I mean, those are really good pictures. Wait, what? Okay. I'm going to block out the middle. That's the path.

Okay. That's the path. It's going to bend around the sun, as you can see. Well, you're looking at that and you're just like, you know, what could be a hostile probe, which I've always said are the worst probes. The hypothesis in question is that the comet is a technological artifact and furthermore has active intelligence.

If this is the case, two possibilities exist. Uh, and one of them is that it is a malign meaning bad object that has bad intentions. Okay. The paper presented several, um, anomalous characteristics of the object, which could indicate that it is not a comet at at all but instead a directed craft one of the most puzzling observations that the object has significant non gravitational acceleration

whilst i hate that word having now commentary outgassing don't know what that means been there. Loeb writes that the, that the comet approaches surprisingly close to Venus, Mars and Jupiter with a probability of less than 0.005%. It has a low retrograde tilt. Oh, I was going to ask. Don't know what that means. That's not a good sign. It would seemingly allow it to access our planet with relative impunity. I also watched a video of one of these Harvard scientists

speaking about it. He said, it is moving at such a pace that if it were to become hostile, we don't have the technology, the speed of rockets to track it down. So there's nothing we could do about it. All right, cause that was kind of my thought. How funny would it be if some shit like was

an interstellar object just coming from multiple galaxies away and they're like, we're going to get these earthlings. We're going to get these guys. We need, there's something on their planet we got to get, but we just need to wipe them out. What if they got here and we just absolutely crumpled them, like embarrassed their shit. Like they flew all that way. Just like a 16 seed taken out of one seed.

Yeah, they got here and they pull up on us and we're like, all right. And there's something about our weapons that just totally like ruins their shit. And there's, we just absolutely embarrassed them. And we leave like a couple of them alive. If they had the technology to zoom through our solar system at such a pace. I don't know if our technology is enough to. But what if there's something they didn't think about? Another possible smoking gun is that the comet, which is also possibly an alien craft, will come closest to the sun on October 29th,

on which the day the object will be completely blocked from Earth's view by the fiery ball. Spooky season. A.K.A. the sun. Holy shit, yeah. Damn. That's gonna be a spooky season for sure. The paper presents or embraces the dark forest hypothesis regarding alien life.

Dark forest? Dark forest, which assumes that the intelligent life would likely view Earthlings as a threat to be snuffed out. The dark forest hypothesis coined in the 2008 novel, the dark forest by, I don't know how to say that name. Just try.

Uh, Sykeson Liu, C-I-X-I-N is the first name. Sykeson? Sure. Is a direct rebuttal to the Fermi paradox, which we discussed on this very podcast. I'm not into that stuff. Which suggests that contact with extraterrestrial intelligence is impossible. That's a, That's stupid. We have a-

I can't really tell you why, but that sounds dumb. We have a chat out here that, you know, it's pretty good here. Someone does comment, good thing we have Space Force. So, I mean- That's a great point. Do you think about this? Dude, Space Force is, I feel like it's fucking useless.

Dude, what'd they pull up? What'd they do? No one can tell me. They're gonna stop this. If these things get out and like try to like square up, they're in trouble. I feel like space forces sitting around an office somewhere and just fucking

playing like pocket pool or fucking tiddly winks and nothing to do. And like, Oh shit, y'all this comma, we've got something. We've got something to focus our energy on. You know what I mean? Maybe. What do they do all day? Just monitoring fucking space. Tiddly winks and pocket pool. We are barely doing it.

Self gratification through their pocket. They have a big shiny object here. They're like, oh fuck. No, this might get real. I think somebody's going to fuck around and find out that earth ain't nothing to fuck with. Dude, I just don't know if we have the tech. Maybe they just heard about how much we want to clap

alien cheeks after the Area 51 thing. Yeah, they're lonely. Yeah, they're just here. They're like, oh shit. What is wrong with us? The whole Area 51 thing, just we wanted to kidnap and have sex with aliens. That's right. Something I don't condone.

No. If they're consenting, you know, it's a different story. Can an alien consent? We don't know. That's a different story. How do they age? What's going on? These are all the questions

that the Harvard scientists have to ponder. That concludes today's space bar. That's a good one. It's kind of exciting, man. It is exciting. Those lights, look at those things. Look at it, let's check this fucking zoom in. Let's check in with the chat real quick and get out of here.

You wanna check in with the chat? Yeah, what's chat saying? Chat, you know, chat's popping. Well, let's fucking see. We put you on the spot to check in with the chat? Yeah. What's chat? What's chat saying? Chat, chat, uh, just, you know, chat's popping. Well, let's fucking see. We put you on the spot to check in with the chat. Yeah. Can we just send Chicago to aliens? Probably not. I don't know if you can send a whole city out there.

Yeah, I think, I think, yeah. The aliens don't have Tom Aspinall, heavyweight champ. Yeah. He's just one man now? Who Sykeson is the author that I also don't know how to pronounce. I think I did a pretty good job pronouncing it. I thought it was fine. What if we said Florida man up there? Did they do that?

Do they have Florida alien? I don't think so. I doubt it. It seems unlikely. Who's interstellar. Just looks just just in general. Some guy is going gonna steal a car, get bit by a doll, and then also commit multiple felonies.

What if Space Force is just a frenzy made along the way? It could be. I really don't know what they do. They just, they monitor space. Corbin here is right. Maybe they're just training like hell divers too. You're right. Hell yeah.

Greatest game of all time. Yeah, I guess so. All right. Aliens arrived just in time for the Epstein-led distraction. Good one from James. Is that sauce? Probably not. No, there's no way sauce did that. All right, let's get out of here.

All right. That was a fun episode. Yeah, that was a good one. Quick and easy. 51 minutes, look at us. See you tomorrow, same time. Bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!