Circling Back - Dinky Explosion, Space, & Throwin' It Out there

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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Good morning. Welcome back to Circling Back Podcast. My name is Dave. First things first, I'm going to take a big sip of this Kirkland signature cold brew coffee. It's 100% Colombian. Here we go. It's 100% 100%. Did you think it was less than that? I would have guessed like somewhere in the 80 range. Well, you're dead ass wrong. My guy is kind of a dope logo on that can. If I'm being honest. Yeah, it looks like a looks like the eyes of a big cat.

Is that a J? Not a bar stool big cat. That would be dope. That would be cool. He's got his own coffee though. He's got his own coffee. Shout out Blue Stella. Blue Stella. They need to drop the bag and sponsor the show. I don't think they're doing fun. That'd be confusing. I think they have a sizable sponsorship in place already. Oh, they got the bag. Sponsor the studio. You reach as many people as they do, surely. Sponsor this fucking show. Cheesh. Cheap ass. Guess who's back? A new bombshell has entered the villa.

Love Island reference as I sip. Hey, by the way, look. Oh, he's doing the thing out of the Love Island reference as I sip. Hey, by the way, look. Oh, he's doing the thing out of the Love Island. Yeah, I found this. Shout out to whoever sent this. I think this was Blakey Locks. Mine's right here. Very dope. But it's the Love Island official thermos.

Randy's back is what I was trying to. Hi Dave. I'm back and I have some things to say. Anyway, back to Love Island. Can you just talk like you normally do? I have some things to say. Anyway, back to Love Island. Can you just talk like you normally do? I have some things to say, David. Oh, can't wait, dude. I'll wait till you maybe introduce the other person

or maybe I'll just say them right now. No, let's give me up. Let's get Dylan, he's champing at the bit. Dylan Shivery. Did you know? Is the other guy on the show. I don't know how frequently you check the circling back subreddit. People want a Love Island show. I don't know how frequently you check the circling back subreddit.

People want a Love Island show on this program, on this network. All right, I'll do one this week. They want like, I'm going to get, I'm going to reach out to CatPat. I'm going to reach out to maybe Landry. He's got a newborn at home and just say, Hey, y'all want to just pop on do like 30 minutes. I'm just throwing it out there. I'm the only one who watches the show right now. Currently, Will's on Will's behind and also maybe just doing UK. Just throwing it out. Yeah, stop trying to make that a thing. You can't. It's a visual show.

I'm just throwing it out there. Yeah, but I don't. OK. This is a visual show. If you don't, if you're not watching YouTube, you know what is happening here. But a lot some magic. We just lost five listeners. Another visual thing added to the show. Damn.

Oh yeah. I will. I'll do it. We got, I gotta do it this week. I think this is the last week. So we got movie night coming up. This is the last week. I believe so. Holy schnike. I could be wrong about they have not done movie night. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Talking about the show.

KJ just texted. He won't be able to do too much dip because his company is unrolling a new HR system. That's some corporate bullshit right there. Yeah. Unrolling a new HR system. Well, they got to go to training all day. I mean, baby. Yeah.

He's got a legit job. What is this? It doesn't work here at the fart house or whatever it is. It's. Well, they got to go to training all day. I mean, baby, yeah, he's got a legit job. What is this? It doesn't work here at the fart house or whatever this is. And by the way, I forgot to send the memo out this morning. We also are unrolling a new HR system.

Oh, are we? I'm going to need everyone here on Thursday all day long. Uh, we'll be here. Eight, eight to six. It's going to be a long day. Pack a lunch. Oh wow. No, I thought we were serving lunch. They're gonna bring in a tray. Yeah, be here. Eight to six. It's going to be a long day. Back to lunch. Oh, wow. No, I thought we were serving lunch.

They're going to bring in a tray. Yeah, we got a tray coming out. Sandwich tray from Slavskis. It is, yeah. It's going to be a lunch and learn. So you're going to have lunch and eat. It's going to be a long day, Randy. Hey, I'm ready for it.

I love new HR systems. The one we have in place works pretty well, but I want to optimize. Well, let's go out this weekend. There's a new HR system happening. Yes, it does. Have you ever had any HR complaints that weren't rectified? I'm pretty sure that I have two HR complaints on sticky notes on your desk still right now. Well, see, you should have read the memo because that's not how you submit an HR request.

Oh, okay. Rectify. Yeah, it's a good word. Yeah, it is, but it's too close to rectum. Only to you guys. I thought it was too close to erection. It's a pretty normal word. Erectify?

That's the thing with y'all. Well, most of the HR complaints will be about his buttocks. Here's the thing. When I have something to say- Sounds like the buttocks guy here. If I'm going to deliver just a regular sentence in just like everyday conversation around you guys, I have to make sure I don't use the word come. C O M E. Because you guys just get pervy immediately. Hey, why don't you submit a complaint to HR? Yeah, but you have to understand the, that's,

that's funny because the bit is that the HR complaints would be mainly you sexually harassing Randy about his dump truck ass. And so rectify is so close to rectum. Let me check my file, the Dylan file. Hold on. My knuckles don't pop like yours. Don't say the Dylan file. That sounds like a, it sounds like a new category of. There's nothing in the Dylan file.

So he's clean. I like, I like thinking that Dylan's just submitting HR reports to himself about what he's mad at us for being too sexual. I have a long list of grievances. They interacted my story about space, about the new telescope. Yeah. Y'all do that all the fucking time.

More on that later. Not me, that was Will, but we'll see maybe later. Dylan Shivery, did you already do your thing? Yeah, I did my shit, man. You can move on to whatever the next dumb shit you gotta talk about is. Man, last week we battled through it. People said we couldn't get video up

and we did get it up. However, not without some complications and that's okay. Hey, growing pains. I'll admit the audio delay was on me. I forgot to change a setting on that, but I think now that we've got in, you know, the bumps in the road, we'll be good moving forward. I mean, listener voicemails video went up without a hitch. Boy, I was just learning curve. I was worried about that because I scheduled that Wednesday.

We weren't in the office Thursday, played golf at 8am Thursday. And so I was like, I kept checking my phone, even though I had checked the video and it looked great. I kept checking my phone. I was like, Oh God, what am I going to do if like, and nothing happened. It was good. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. Um, yeah, we do listener voicemails every Thursday this week. Randy, guess what? Oh, did you not hear the news? You weren't here last week. Are you talking about cringe week? You tell them cringe week.

I did. I did listen to all the episodes, which is why I have some things to say. Perfect timing. Randy's back. Just throwing it. Just throwing it out there. All right. You need to stop.

I like that one. Stoned it out there, Davey. Did you blow an invisible whistle? Yeah. And I told you to stop. Are you a lifeguard? No, it's crossing guard. Okay. Or lifeguard. You know how when kids run around the pool and you hear the whistle, it's like, oh, who's running?

Look around and then fucking roads. It just tear an ass down the fucking. Oh yeah. The first time he got a whistle blown at him, he was like, so upset. Getting, getting the whistle blown at a, at the, uh, don't. Okay. I thought you're going to say something about the word blown. Oh, what is so embarrassing. It's like you're at a public pool and then the whistle. Oh, fuck, is that me turn around and the lifeguard staring at you,

along with like 50 other people saying, Oh, God, for me, the whistle goes, I bet the lifeguard's are always getting on to you for peeing in the pool. Yeah, they were. Well, it's weird because when I did it, I was I was standing outside the pool peeing into the pool. That's a TFM. Yeah. Now, that that's pretty frapped is life when you're a motherfucking frat star. the pool, peeing into the pool. That's a TFM. Yeah. Now that. That's pretty frat.

Is life when you're a motherfucking frat star. Just throwing it out there. Throwing it out there. God bless, stop doing it. Is it my time? Is it my time to issue some grievances? No, it's not. I wanted to, can I do show notes first?

Okay, sure. Newsletter will drop this Friday, wash.substack.com. As mentioned, you can go follow us on YouTube, youtube.com, so I'm circling back. The return of Dylan's track house this week, Thursday? Yeah, buddy. That's right. What else?

Oh, by the way, refer to the Patreon. Not just Thursday, voicemails. We do Tuesday episodes too. Yeah. What are we on the hook for tomorrow? I believe we'll be doing cold call tomorrow. Not just Thursday voicemails. We do Tuesday episodes too. Yeah. What are we on the hook for tomorrow? I believe we'll be doing cold call tomorrow. Okay.

I will repost on the social medias, the forum to submit your information for cold call. If you're new here, first of all, you can try Patreon free for a week if you want to. And tomorrow we will, between 10 30 central and noon central, really like 11 30 is ish but we will be cold calling people so you submit the form. Your name is a fake name your number and what you want to talk about and we will call call you i know it's not necessarily the most cold call cuz you might have an idea that we're calling but. an idea that we're calling, but it's as good as we can do.

So I will post the form. You can just go to wash media.com. It's more like a cool call. Yeah, it's a cool call. It's done all the way cold. Well, we're not going to change the name. We've already got the branding and stuff and we've got the song. Can't change, not going to pay those guys. Right.

Um, yeah. So get ready for cold call. And also in the show notes of this show, and we're going to post it on the socials. We're going to post something to help out with the flooding in central Texas, the hill country. You probably all saw it by now, but deeply affected a lot of people that, you know, friends, friends of friends. And it's horrific. It's really bad. And we're going to post something and try to get some money that way to help get some stuff to the front lines, people that are search and rescue all that stuff. And it's still raining out there right now. So this is not going to end anytime soon.

Very terrible, very tragic. I've been like, it's been occupying my thoughts all week and long. Just teasing peas out to those families affected by it. A really, really tragic situation. So, uh, as far as show notes go, I think that is it. Um, Randy remind me when I upload this to put something in the bio. Will do. Thank you, Randy. Uh, Randy, do you want to, uh, do you want to save it for this weekend of fun?

What do you want to do? I don't even know what you were teasing. I just have some things to say about some takes that were issued on last week's episodes. So we could do it this weekend of fun, but I think it might take a little more time. Yeah, but you're grieving. All right, I'll do it.

I'm gonna do it, all right. I don't know what this could be about, because I feel like you were- Let's just say Monday's episode, I tuned in, I listened and I had already, like the game was over and you guys were still trying to score points. I had already won and you guys were out here just taking shots at my weekend thing after and if you didn't watch, maybe I'll make a highlight of the whole weekend thing of me proving Brett wrong.

But let's start with, I just, you know, I have some corrections to make. This is my segment. It's Randy's making some corrections. Oh no, don't correct me, Randy. Shut up, bitch. So I have some corrections to make. Did you just shoot somebody? Damn.

Did you just shoot somebody down? Yeah. I didn't know you could let it spray like that. Did you just shoot somebody down? Yeah. I didn't know you could let it spray like that. Metaphorically speaking. You got the tuli on. I let it sing. I let it sing.

So here's number one, correction number one. David, and everyone else is saying that I was mentally going in ready prepared to miss the ceremony. I was not. I was always gonna go to the ceremony. I've never missed a ceremony. I like going to the ceremonies.

And I was there, spoiler alert, I was at the ceremony. You were, but dude, in a wrinkly suit. Friday. We'll get to that. Friday, dude, you were already kind of conceding that the ceremony, missing the ceremony was very much in play. I was making a, just a clarification that a lot of weddings these days are ceremony, cocktail hour, reception, where this one was ceremony, two hour break, then cocktail or then ceremony reception. So I wasn't planning on missing the ceremony. I wanted to be there and I was there. I'm always there. Just, I was just clarifying that there was a two hour break. So that's correction number one. Even I'm pretty sure you said it's okay to miss the ceremony.

I tried finding it on the podcast. You might've issued it out there, but I couldn't find it. But I did say you should not intentionally miss it. If you do, it's, yeah, they still want you. They've already paid for you. Don't just no show cause you miss a ceremony, but don't try to miss a ceremony. Which I, which I did.

But you weren't, but you might've been missed. And I did it. You weren't preparing yourself for it. I was just, I was just issuing that thing. And as far as the suit, you guys trying to say that was wrinkly? I don't know. I don't know what that was about.

It was crisp and clean. It was like, it was fresh out of the, The what? The dry cleaners. Look at this. Here, I'll put it on there. You guys saw your dumb ass picture. He just would say it's fake.

I don't think so. That thing is fresh. Look at this. Here, I'll put it on there. You guys- We saw your dumb ass picture. Haters will say it's fake. I don't think so. That thing is fresh. Randy, that's definitely not a press suit. It's fresh. Haters will say it's fake. Let's see the back. I don't have a picture of the back.

Oh, interesting. Exactly. Can't enter into the record. You guys are, you know, people used to travel without garment bags. So I don't know what- They used to just fly in their suit. And then it was just completely fine.

And you guys did not do- They didn't even care, they smoked. You should have flown in your suit. I was these are just flying their suit. And then it was just completely fine. And you guys did not get a smoke. You should have flown in your suit. I was thinking about flying in my seat. That would have been kind of dope actually. You would have gotten some great content from that. That is true. But it was so crisp. I don't know where he-

Look at his face in this picture, dude. So smug. Look at him with his fucking glasses on. Yeah. I mean, there's definitely no way he had to steam that in the bathroom before taking this photo. I did not. That's no way he had to steam that in the bathroom. I did not. Before taking this photo. I did not. That is how it came out because I was right that it was completely fine. You

guys did not give enough shit to Brett for having a third bag as his hanging bag. Like you get, if you guys push back a little bit, but it's like, that's the policy is two bags and for him to go on and think that he gets a third bag when everyone else doesn't, I don't know what that was about. I guess I didn't really comprehend that at the time. Yeah. What he was saying. Cause I was doing something else. He was like, I get the stink eye and they sometimes make me check it like, no shit.

Yeah. You're only allowed two bags. I don't understand. Dylan, you're completely excused from all this. Cause you weren't on Monday's episode. I kind of wish I was catching strays right now though. Oh, you mean well. And then also he was like, and they won't let me like hang it in the first class cabin closet. No shit. You're not first class. Why would you get that? That then also he was like, and they won't let me like hang it in the first class cabin closet. No shit. You're not first class.

Why would you get that? That was, I was just like, I wanted to push back on that. And then this was the last one that actually, this was one that really did piss me off that Brett said that I look as weddings as an obligation more than a celebration. That is putting shit words in my mouth. I never fucking said. Oh wow. You're mad.

That one pissed me off. I wanted to, I like almost texting me like, how dare you like never once fucking came close to saying that if I can't go to a wedding show, I know, I'm going to tell them out there. If I can't go to like my friend's wedding, because like financial or scheduling regions, I'm pretty bummed that I can't go. So to say that I look at weddings as an obligation is kind of fucking bullshit obligation. No wedding. So

those are my grievances. I enjoyed the wedding. I was completely right. You guys were talking shit. Well, my confetti was already falling on your shoulders. I don't know what that was about on Monday, but Randy wins once again. I don't know what you're,

I feel like that's a little bit exaggeration. You know what? I'm not tired of wedding, but I will never be tired of Brett taking L after L after L. That's something I'll never go to. That's not going to catch on. We're not, we're not doing that. That was a little mine.

L after L. You know, you, I'm just throwing it out there. That L after L after L. Did you drink another sugar-free Red Bull? No, I just came very prepared to do this rant, a little Micah-esque producer rant. Did you take an early bird? No, I didn't. Clearly not. Yeah, he's not Mike-esque producer rant. Did you take an early bird? No, I didn't. Clearly not.

Yeah, he's not chilled out. Did you do some smelling salts? Cause you know that's fucked up to have that around me. He's like strong right now. You're not supposed to have that shit around me. But anyways, it was a beautiful. You think that's funny to like bring it in? Anyways, beautiful wedding, fun time.

I did dance, the knee had held up to very much to the very end of the night. Like I was dancing. I was twirling people around. I was having a great time. And I got off the elevator. My room was like 10 steps from the elevator. As I got off the elevator, my knee popped.

And I was like, I only had like 10 steps left at night. So it was bad for the next day. But otherwise- They put you on a step count the rest of the night. I know it was like, I just knew that like I was walking from the elevator to my bed and in that like short walk, my knee popped. Dude, very few shows are doing two weekends ago and fun right before doing this weekend. I didn't get to issue it, but I love weddings.

If you make an intro, you can do a segment about almost anything. It's true. So, so those are my corrections. If you're an intro, you can do a segment about almost anything. It's true. So. So those are my corrections. If you're a listener and you show up here with a little hard drive with an intro, I may let you just pop on and do a seg. Rented by Randy first. No cold intros.

Yeah. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun This weekend and fun presented by

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Yes, sir. Oh, my weekend. Yeah. Bro, let's go out this weekend. Man. Uh, yeah, I, I've had, I've worked one day in the last, like, I don't know, 13, because I had my vacation and then came back for Wednesday and then we were off. So I have had a lot of time off. Wow. Vacation Dylan. I know this is just about the last weekend. Doing a paw with the vacation boys

here. Obviously, I'll hit the highlights because it was along four days, obviously. So a lot of rain, obviously. So tough to really get out and do much. Watched the new Mission Impossible. Oh, really enjoyed it. Did you go see it or is it able to streamable? It's still in theaters. IMAX or regular? Regular. Yeah. It was great, man. It was a nice little Tom Cruise send off, man. It was good. Really, really enjoyed it. You loved it. Yeah, there was a lot of montage and like,

it was a good movie for being like, this is the end of Tom Cruise as this, the submarine scene, how'd you like that? Anxiety inducing, just crazy. And then he had to come back up with that, his up with that his fucking suit. I don't sorry. That's a minor very minor spoiler unbelievable movie. It was it was good the the plane stunts man Just crazy this guy you hear about this Tom Cruise guy Dave. Yeah, I'm familiar Okay, like I said just all the that plane scene just it just added the element of like that is actually Tom Cruise.

I know. So cool. It's just just nuts. Another highlight on Saturday drove out to see my mom, the little family trip out to the ranch, went with sister brother-in-law, my nieces Chelsea and Parks and we stayed the night and had a great time. Great time seeing my mom out there. A little 4th of July, a day after celebration. It was great, man. Had a good time. One of the major highlights of the weekend, David, yesterday the sun came out a little bit. Decided to go do a little batting practice with the little man. He's got a fall season coming up a little bit. This is a minor little PP minute.

I'm a sneak in fall ball, fall balls coming up and decided to get the, get the baseball equipment out and do a little batting practice. And I'm extremely happy to report that Parks had his first over the fence batting practice home run. There we go. Which is a big freaking deal. To be fair, it was on a smaller field than he usually plays on. This was like a tee ball field, I think.

But I knew he was close. I was like, buddy, we're going out there and we're not going to stop until you hit one over the fence. Just seeing one go over the fence of any kind is like a... A candid moment, if you will. Big time. This field was only about 150 feet. until you hit one over the fence. Just seeing one go over the fence of any kind is like a, this candid moment, if you will. Big time. This field was only about 150 feet. So it's not, you know, it's a small field. It's wanting to get that out there, but he was getting close. He was just striping it, man, just getting good wood on it. Hit one off the wall. I said, see buddy, you're there. So let's keep going. And this is the longest batting practice session we've ever done.

He was getting tired. It started to rain on us a little bit. Balls are getting a little bit wet. And one of his former coaches was actually at the field, like watching and encouraging him. And he got ahold of one man. I said, there it is, turn around. And sure enough, it went over and it was he threw his arms up big time moment. What field? So this is his mom has requested that I don't, I don't say the name of the field that he plays on. What part is literally it's, it's real close to where I am though.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So he hit over the fence and threw his arms up and he was stoked. He wouldn't stop talking about it. He called his mom afterward and told her about it and it was a big deal. So kept the ball, roll a little something on it. Uh, yeah. Big, big time moment was a big deal. So kept the ball, roll a little something on it. Uh, yeah. Big, big time moment for a little guy. He's, he's stoked for baseball to start.

Absolutely excited about it. So that's, that was a big moment. From there, just kind of chilled, man. Cooked dinner last night and got settled in for the week after all that time off. It's hard to get back in, but you know, I'll come in here to you guys. It's a real treat. It's just a real treat. You just have to show up and talk to a mic. Yeah, it's pretty yeah, we do easy work here. It's not that much. No, it's not

that much at all. You do have to work with this fucking guy. No time on me. It's my turn for my weekend. Yeah, go ahead, Randy. So I have some corrections to make now. So I had I was back in Northwest Indiana after the wedding and spent some time with family. And then the big thing was the 4th of July weekend. And it was the most American 4th of July, Midwest weekend that you could have.

I did two parades, went to a summer fest, which I don't know if you guys saw my story. Have you guys ever been to a beer garden with orange construction fence, like as the beer garden at a festival? Is, or is that just a Midwestern thing? I think it's just a Midwestern thing. That's such a specific descriptor.

I don't think I have. Okay, yeah. Because I put out a story and like, I think it's a very, very Midwestern thing, but- Wait, what's significant about it? So it's just like, I'll ever like. But, What's significant about it? So it was just like, I'll ever like all these towns will have a summer festival and stuff, you know, have the Ferris wheel

and the carnival games and all the carnies come. And then there'll always be a tent that just has orange construction fencing around it. And that's like what the beer garden is. Oh, okay. And then stand out to me. Sometimes there's some gambling in there too, like a Wheel of Fortune or Blackjack. Yeah. But so yeah. Okay. That didn't stand out to me. Sometimes there's some gambling in there too, like a wheel of fortune or blackjack.

Yeah. But so yeah. Okay. That's just a Midwestern thing. We were talking about that. Wasn't sure. Fireworks. Bring it here. I got to actually buy like fireworks and set them off. I probably haven't lit fireworks in maybe like a decade. So I was like, this is awesome. Light fuse get away. Exactly. So that was fun. Got to go on a boat. And the biggest thing was I did officially

get to ride a jet ski for the first time in my life. Really? Yeah. I thought, I thought you had a little pep in your step this morning. It was, it was pretty, pretty cool. They're fun as hell. They are very fun. It's not, it's probably been like very, very highly rated to you. People were like, oh, really overselling it, but like it's awesome. Yeah. I was, it did take me, take me a second. Like the first time I got in the snowmobile when I was at that bachelor party, like, Oh, this has some get up. And, but after a while I was just do you have to figure out a spray? It, I did that. That's the best part of it. Like every single

time I spray and just hit my, I'm like, that's joy. That's pure unadulterated joy. Oh yeah. It was shitty grit on your face. Yeah. Find a little wake and just get in the air. Oh yeah. You see the shit eating grit on your face. Final little wake, final little wake and just getting low air. Oh yeah. So, so yeah, just some waters, some fireworks, some barbecue.

I guess not barbecue, cookout, hot dogs and stuff, but it was a very good 4th of July, you know, patriotic American weekend. It looked like it. It looked like good, clean, fun. The kind of fun I expect in Northwest Indiana. Got to watch some people do some cardboard boat races too. It was great. You weren't on your you weren't on your wacky shit.

No, you're a little wacky, but not quite as wacky as we've come to expect. I saved all the wacky shit for the wedding the prior before. He was all wacky now. Yeah. If if Randy's at a wedding is all the wacky shit for the, the wedding, the prior before he was all wacky doubt. Yeah. If, if Randy's at a wedding, it's not being wacky. Something's just major. It's wrong. Really off. That's how you know, he's really injured and not just hurt.

That's right. There's a difference. Yeah. Okay. Well, as for me, I was in, uh, I was out run Cypress way, well, north of Houston, uh, where we go every, every fourth. Alyssa, who first of all, happy birthday to my wife. Happy birthday, Alyssa.

Happy birthday, Alyssa. Let me be the first to say it. Yeah. Well, Randy, please be the first. Her uncle's got a place out there and we go, a bunch of her family comes in town and we post up there, do the pool thing this was the first pool situation with my son my oldest being uh floaty free so a lot of jumping off the big rock thing above the grotto his pool's got a grotto it's a sick pool it's just one of

those pools we were like damn this is a sick pool. You're gonna be disappointed with every pool going forward because if we ever had a pool, it's not gonna look like this. This pool is dope. So it looks like a kind of pond instead of looking like an actual pool. It looks more natural? Yeah, behind it there's rocks and there's plants and stuff.

And then under those rocks, there's a grotto, little cave thing. Were there naked Playboy models in there? No, there weren't. No, there was a lot of kids out there. Okay. Damn. No, sadly. It went in the budget this year. Okay. Better cut back. We got Doge actually got in there and they cut the naked women. So yeah, it was a lot of dad in the pool at all times. Uh, roads jumping in dude, his cannonball, Melissa, maybe I'll post the video. He holds a cannonball better than any adult I've ever seen.

Probably because like he doesn't feel he's a kid. They're just fearless. Nails cannonballs. Uh, for some reason just decided to belly flop. No one told him to do it. Like executed it perfectly. It sounded horrible. And we were all like, oh no, got up.

And we're like, dude, you all right buddy? It is really difficult to execute a perfect belly flop. Cause you just want to like clam off at the end. Chest, stomach red, side of his face red. We're like, are you okay? He's like, yeah. Like, did that hurt? And he's like, kinda. And he just kept going. The belly flops only for spectators. It's not, there's nothing

good for you. You're sacrificing for the, for the enjoyment of others. No dude. Um, so yeah, a lot of like just being on pool dad duty. Um, just a wonderful time out there Cypress Way. I want to give a PSA if you are in Texas, if you're visiting and you've heard about Buc-E's and you're like, oh my God, I got a suit it's all about. Let's go to Buc-E's. Not all Buc-E's are created equal. There are, there's a Buc-E's in Giddings, Giddings, Texas. It's in between Austin and Houston.

And there's nothing wrong with it, but don't pull over into that Buc-E's thinking, this is going to be some special place because it's basically just a gas station with Buc-E's branding. And you can tell it's like much smaller, it's a regular size, but the bathroom situation isn't, there's not like a- I'm surprised that Bucky's lets that shit slide too. Cause like we pulled over roads.

I'm going to, I'm going to out him. He's like, I got to poop. Yeah. Like, fuck. We're like, not that far man. And, uh, I asked, listen, I'm like, Hey, see where the, see if there's a Bucky's. Cause you know, Bucky's has best bathrooms

that they're big Bucky's right. There's like a hundred stalls and they're all clean. This one, you walk in and I'm like, uh-oh, this is just, this is a regular gas station. It's still slammed, still a lot of people, um, walk into the men's room. It's like two sinks, four urinals, a handicap stall on another stall. Oh yeah. That's just, you know, I was like, ah, praying. And then a guy comes out of the handicap stall and, um, it was like, we can't wait. We've got to go in there. And it was, it was fine.

It wasn't like a bad bathroom, but like, when you think Bucky's bathrooms, you're like, hell yeah. Christine. I could straight up, yeah. If I could bring my kid to this one, every time I would. The best part of visiting a Bucky's is the bathroom situation. Right. Um, so anyway, took care of that.

We're officially at the age with him to where like, when we're leaving, if I'm like, Oh man, I'd love to get a, a Celsius or something to drink or a snack. It's not even worth it. Cause he's going to want to get something and it's something he shouldn't get. So I just, that we're at that era where he's like, I want to get some Skittles. Like, no, we're not doing fucking Skittles. Get him some Beaver Nuggets.

No, they don't even, I don't even, I didn't even look. I don't think this one has that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else? So yeah, just be careful. Just, you could tell the big Buc-E's gas stations. Great. The smaller ones, they're fine. They're fine. They weren't, it wasn't dirty, but, uh, the one in Giddings.

Yeah. That one's not impressive. Um, saw some interesting traffic going through Brenham. Is Brenham or Bluebell? Yes. Is that why it's significant? Okay. So that drive, you go through some small towns and Brenham's one of them, and you

go right through the middle of the town. And there's like, like two, couple of stoplights and he was backed up getting out of there a couple of miles. It wasn't tough for us, but we're watching people coming into Brenham. That was really annoying. So if you're ever making that drive, try to go around Brenham on Sunday, if you can. Was it rain related? No, we weirdly didn't drive through any rain yesterday coming back. Um, and then, uh, I do want to say I.

I'm good for these three times a year and they're all linked to alcohol. And I'm pretty sure it's a dehydration thing, but I had my, uh, probably my second, uh, calf cramp in the middle of the night. And that is basically where I stretch, stretch my feet out, point my toes forward, just you know, and my right calf, it's usually my right calf just cramps up. It feels like it balls up and it's like debilitating pain for like 45 seconds and there's really nothing you can do. And I'm doing this at 3 a.m. and on the floor, on an air mattress next to us is Rhodes

in the other part of the room in a crib, a pack and play as the baby and my wife asleep next to me. So I couldn't like, I'm like silently like writhing, like just rolling around like. It's dude, it sucks. Yeah, you gotta grab that toe. I'm no stranger to calf cramps. It's like, it is like, it is, it's scary.

It was the first, I remember the first time it happened to me was in Rome. Uh, when I was sure in like 2005 by myself and a hotel room get cramps, got extremely hammered, um, with us people I was there with and stretched and I didn't know what was happening. I thought like I tore my some kind of muscle. I thought I tore like a ACL or something. I was like, what's happening? And it went away. But I don't, what do you do, Randy? You just, just grab your toe and stretch it because I used to get calf cramps like probably once a week in, in track back in high school, but you just, it's pretty much just stretch it like that. Just, you know, dorsal flex your toe. Oh, it hurts, man. It's just a weird, weird feeling.

I don't know why I didn't wake Alyssa. Cause I was just rolling around like, we, I, okay. I was jolted away awake at the ranch. We have a, there's a scorpion issue out there. Checks out parks is very aware of it, but I actually killed one in the sink of the little house we were staying in before bed. And so before bed, I'm like, basically take the bat apart and just, you know, search for scorpions. Chelsea brought her dog out there.

He's a little French bulldog and he was scared. So she got him in bed with us and he actually slept in bed with us. And at one point in the night, he got under the covers and crawled across my feet. My feet, middle, it was probably like 2 AM. That creeped you out. Oh my God. I've never, I jumped, I was jolted awake and I jumped out of bed and I was like, I was a freaking out.

It was, it was a funny situation, but it was, It was the man with the hat. Yeah, the hat man was playing. Not a drill man. Not a scorpion. It was a, it was a fucking freaking out. It was, it was a funny situation, but it was the, the man with the hat. Yeah. The hat man was a drill man, not a scorpion. It was a, it was a Frenchie. Where's Stella? Stella was just cool. It cools ice on the floor and sleeping with parks. Yeah. Yeah. Good news. New apartment so far I've seen zero scorpions. So man. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh dude, the thought. Yeah. But if you stay at those places and we get them in Austin, clearly Randy had that problem. But like you're out like a little bit west of here, just a little bit out of town.

Scorpions are everywhere, man. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Um, yeah. So if you have any, uh, tips for leg cramps, like what to do in that, I'm going to try Randy's method. Hopefully I don't have this issue.

I think I was just dehydrated because I had been absolutely deleting red wine. Okay. Pluggers straight up glug gluggers only for Davey. It was a glug you Asian. Okay. Glug on the good sir. Thank you. Well, floor is yours.

You don't want to talk love Island. Well, floor is mine. You don't talk love island. Well, floor is mine. Let's do love island first. The aforementioned love island. I just want to point out, so I'm I'm officially caught up. Love Island, USA. And I do want to do a full season discussion. Like I said, I'm going to see if CatPat wants to just pop on and we could

just do like, we could riff for like 45 minutes. But so last night, something I've been following, I've been really jumping into Twitter and seeing what the Love Island stans are saying about people because it's funny because there's people I've really, really liked. And then I jump in to see what the consensus is like Twitter hates this person. I'm like, what am I not saying? Well, it turns out maybe that person has some like TikToks or like they liked a Trump post a year ago or something.

And it totally skews how some people watch the show. Whereas like I'm watching it, not knowing any of these people, like what they've done outside of the show. And I'm like, oh, that person's actually kind of pleasant, whatever. Um, but one person, Sierra, who's been a big player on the show, major spoilers, by the way, she's been coupled up with Nick and they were probably, they were a power couple.

They are a power couple. They were officially closed off, if you will. You understand what I mean by closed off? Yeah. Um, it ain't early days anymore, buddy. Yeah, they're locked in. They're locked in. Well, some stuff came out, um, in the last couple

of weeks and it's some old videos of her talking about, um, her plastic surgery and, um, having some, uh, she compared, she compared her face to a certain, uh, people from, uh, another ethnicity and what it does to her face. And, um, that got out there. And so Twitter has just been like, how is this, how is she still on the show? Because there's precedent, uh, week one, maybe even like day two or three,

Uh, week one, maybe even like day two or three, Ulyssa, some videos came out of her on a podcast, uh, using, uh, some insensitive words and they pulled her off the show like day two. Sensitive words about. She, she used, uh, the N word on a podcast. Ooh. Okay. And I, I apologize.

I don't really have context for it. I don't know anything about it. And she was a Cuban American. Um, and she was, it was so early, so you don't know if she was even going to stick around, whatever. So there's precedent there. So they just took her off the show, but they don't tell you why you have to be on social media locked in to know why.

And they did this to Sierra and it's like five weeks in or something. And all they said was Sierra has left the, you know, it's the Scottish guy. And he says, Sierra has left the Villa or personal situation. And it's like, dude, it's so awkward because they don't put any of the, they don't show any of the cast talking about it. Like, like Nick, they're like, so how, where's your head at, man? Where's your head at? You know, that kind of conversation, but they don't ever like get into

the weeds on like what happened. And they may not even know, but they don't ever like get into the weeds on like what happened and they may not even know but they don't give her the send off it wasn't like i don't i wonder if they don't tell them i'm very curious because like they don't have like the moment with her where it's like she gets to go to the photo booth and take a picture with the squad that's not happening it's just she's gone yeah and uh it's very awkward but But anyway, he recoupled and he's fine. But it's just, it's just, that's something I had never really seen. And I feel like compared to The Bachelor, when that stuff would happen, usually The Bachelorette, because it would be the guys, it would be like, oh yeah, here's a guy. And this dude, uh, he wrote it. He had a song, a real shitty song.

And also he's like, uh, had like a Confederate flag on his truck or something, you know, like stuff would come out and it would marinate the whole season. And, but they would never pull anybody off the show unless I'm just not forgetting like the bachelor, unless I'm forgetting something like that happening. But recall that either there were controversial things that happened like after the fact, like the, uh, one of the last seasons we watch. Um, but it was just, it's just weird.

It's just weird. It's just like the Scottish, you know, the normally funny, uh, narrator Scottish guy, like, see, error is gone for personal situation. Oh man. Anyway, here's Nick. Like being on the toilet seat. I feel like I'm missing out. That's not how the guy sounds. Oh, you kind of are, but also like you've probably spent your time like with your family and enjoying them. Yeah, I did. Just being invested in this fucking

shit. Yeah, I've been moving this whole time. So I've had any time. You're still in the middle of a move. Yeah. I will say that I think that this season is probably the biggest season because memes are coming out of it that are like mainstream memes. I think it's the biggest USA season for sure. Like the whole, can you describe the first date? That's like a big meme right now. And my dream date. Yeah. Cute. And he knows that he knows it too. Huda. It's a no, it's good, man. Like look. Every every person on the show and maybe this isn't unique to Love Island, but I feel like it kind of is.

Every person you will you will you may like them early on and then you'll end up hating them and then you may go back to liking them. But there's like a full every person on there. There's not one person that and hating is probably a strong word, but like, it's just funny how like there's not one person you can stick with and ride for. Like everybody kind of has their moments where it's like, dude, either just go home. Why are you even still there? Or like, oh dude, you're straight up bad person.

Like you'd get y'all ganged up and got this guy kicked out. It's funny and it deserves its own podcast. And maybe we'll rip one this week. Since we're talking reality TV, I got a little reality TV anecdote. I'm just gonna throw it out there. Hey, hit the sounder. Reality TV with Randy.

You know what? I'm just gonna have intro stuff. With gunshots. So I think I told you guys that my mom knew one of the contestants on the golden bachelorette. He was a guy that like she kind of grew up with. So he's going on bachelor in paradise. Did you know that some of the bachelor in paradise, like golden bachelor people are

going to be a bachelor. They're mixing young and old together. I think so. Oh, that's okay. Does that make you feel where would feel? Where would you fit in? Squarely in the middle. I don't know. I don't know. It's just interesting to think. I wonder how that's going to go. A new bag of bones has entered the family.

We don't know how to classify you, sir. You're just going to be there. Yeah, you're fine. You're going to have fun. You're just there slinging it both ways. That's right. That's funny. Bag of bones can get it. I don't know if I'm quite bag of bones. The youngs. That's funny. Younger people that is.

Yeah. Should we do a space bar? Hit the sounder. Space bar, space bar. It's time for the motherfucking spacebar. Spacebar. Spacebar. If you're a new listener,

you're just very impressed by our technology. Yeah, so spacebar is a segment that's either about space or about a bar. Why did I do a spacebar about Twisted Cork? I don't know, because it's a bar. I fucking blew it. Yeah, spacebar. Anyway, we got a two-parter for you.

All right. The first one. Whoa, double space bar. Whoa. Remember that? That guy passed away, sadly. Oh, the double rainbow guy? I think he passed.

Oh. Or am I confusing him with the double doinks guy? Big doinks. Really off to a hot start for Dylan. Sorry. You remember the big doinks? Oh yeah. The guy smoked big doin'.

He died. I don't know how to. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm a hot star for Dylan. Sorry. You remember the big doinks? Oh yeah. The guy smoked big doink. He died. Out of Amish. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Hang on, let me see a double rainbow guy. Big doinks in Amish. Rainbows are arguably space bar material. Sure. Yeah, he passed away at 57. That's Paul Bear Velasquez. He was 57, the double doinks guy?

When he passed away. No, I'm talking about double rainbow guys. We're off the doinks. But I'm pretty sure the doinks guy also did pass away. Separate guy, but he passed too. No, that guy died too. Yeah, he was way younger than 57. I both died.

It's too bad. You don't know shit about doinks. I smoke big ones. You don't even burn, man. No, you don't. You've never doinked. All right, the first part of the space bar segment is about a new object discovered in our solar system. Ah. Oh, what've never doinked. All right, the first part of the space bar segment is about a new object discovered in our solar system.

Ah. Oh, what is it? In the rectify. You want to take a guess on what this thing is? Ah, it's in our solar system. It's probably like a space rock or something. It's not manmade. Discovery.

Is it space trash? No. Space debris? Is it, is it, is it like a comet? It's probably just like, it's a comet. Okay. Cause I would have bet my life savings that it was debris. Like space debris is a real problem. It's not space debris.

It is a comet. Is it scrap metal? Yeah. You can make a lot of money on scrap metal right now. Shrap. Shrap metal. Yeah. Shrap, shrap metal. Yeah, shrap, got any shrap? You guys got any shrap? No, my son-in-law, he does scrapping down there in Ennis.

So this comet is about 12 miles in diameter. Pretty big. Pretty big rock. What's interesting about this one, it's the third time that we've ever discovered an interstellar comet. Now what does interstellar mean? A lot of you are probably asking yourselves right now. No, it's a Christopher Nolan movie.

It's a great movie. Like the meme? Don't let him go. Excellent movie. It is a comet that has entered our solar system from another solar system. The third time we've discovered such a comet in our history. A trespasser. 3I Atlas. The I stands for interstellar.

Okay. Bro, I saw 3IB at ACL a few years ago and they did graduate twice. Really? No, they did graduate though, but then Lizzo played and everybody left the third eye blind stage to go see Lizzo in the middle of their set and it was very awkward. Kind of felt bad for them, but I've heard they got lead singers and asshole.

It is headed towards our sun right now. So it's like flying directly into the sun? I don't know, it's not gonna hit sun, but it's headed in that direction. It's gonna pass by safely, no need to worry. It's not gonna hit toward it. Isn't it going like extremely fast and moving in like a little bit odd?

It's going very, very fast, yes. Like I know things in space tend to move quickly, but like this thing is like going like, It's hauling ass. Dumb on them. Um, all right. You'd like to know how fast, guess how many miles per hour it is moving? Uh, I guess.

I guess 12 million miles per hour. Stop. When you do stuff like that and the numbers lower, it makes it seem like it's not as exciting. Did you say 12 million? Yes. You know how fast that is? That is so hot.

What a stupid guess. 12 million miles an hour? And I would fly 12 million miles. I'm going to guess, serious guess time. I'm going to say it's going. This is a fucking asshole. I'm going to say it's going 65 miles an hour. Wow. Believe it or not, it's much faster than that.

See, that's the kind of guess you're supposed to give me so I can just blow mines. Gotcha. 134,000 miles per hour. Moving pretty quick. or not, it's much faster than that. See, that's the kind of guess you're supposed to give me so I can just blow minds. Gotcha. 134,000 miles per hour. Moving pretty quick. That's insanely fast. Pretty fast. It won't come closer than 150 million miles from Earth.

Fucking Sammy Hago out there. It'll pass at a safe distance. But third time that we discovered a comet that is interstellar in our solar system. Are we going to be able to see it with our naked eyes? I don't think so. There's no way. I don't know if that's true.

If it's going that fast, there's no way. Well, when it's at a distance, you know, I mean, you can see comets like Haley's comet. You see it every, over years. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why I had such like a dug in position on that. The Haley's comment, I believe passed in the eighties and you could, you could see it. That's why it was such a big event.

And let's just, just pause the show. I got a bucket piss so bad. My little dinky is about to explode piss. You store it all in your dinky. Thank you. My little doink. We'll just keep, we'll't have to pause the show, we'll just keep talking. No, no, we're gonna keep, Randy do not edit that out. No, I'm definitely not letting that out.

Your little dinky's gonna exploit it. I've never heard anyone say it like that. Hey, uh, do the plumber, the AC guy, somebody's out there. Is he trying to get in? Is Brett out there? No, it's not, it Is Brett out there? It's the yard guy he says. Shocker to no one we are dealing with another AC issue.

Yeah, we got to the office this morning and noticed that it was leaking water all over the floor. So the HVAC issues continue for wash media. Stay tuned. Is it could it just be that defrosted and it's melting? Who knows? That's the question for that guy. Randy, we don't know, man. No one really knows what's going on around here anymore. I'll save the next bit of the spacebar segment for Dave's return. That's pretty much all there is to it. I don't know if we're going to be able to see it. Okay. This article says at a blistering

pace. Yeah. 134,000 miles per hour, Randy, not 12 million, but still really fast. How was the speed of light? Probably less than 12 million miles per hour. I should have known that. How fast is the speed of light? It's a question for Google. He's Googling it folks. It is, wow. 299,792,458 meters per second. Boring. Sorry. Hey, I'm back.

And that translates to six, what? Hold on. That's 671 million miles per hour. Okay. So then 12 million was not above the speed of light. So I guess I, I wasn't. That's fast, dog. Yeah, that is fast. That's real fast. Okay. So then 12 million was not above the speed of light. So I guess I wasn't. That's fast, dog. Yeah, that is fast. That's real fast. Okay. Are you ready for a spacebar bullet point number two?

Bonus seg. This is kind of interesting if you're into this kind of stuff and I am. I definitely am. Okay. Well, in November of 2026, so we're talking just a few months from now, Dave. Thanksgiving time. A human made object will reach one light day from earth for the first time in human history. A light day from earth. Voyager one will reach one light day away in November. And of course it has been in,

it took off from earth in 1977 and has been shooting outward ever since. Towards Pluto, right? Cause I feel like I remember Voyager like went to like Saturn or I went to like Uranus or something like that. But like it's been going that way, right? It's been going outside.

I've heard Voyager before. I don't know Voyager. It's Voyager one, Randy. Uh, yeah, it's traveling at about 38,000 miles per hour. Still very fast. And it'll, it'll reach one light day away. It's been doing that since 1977. That's crazy to me. A light day. So light obviously takes 24 hours to get there. And we're still in contact with this thing.

I believe so. Yeah. That crazy, like the tech though. But like, think about the upgrades and tech we've had since then. Yeah. It's crazy it's not wired. And it's still out there like being, I guess, useful. I'm more blown away by the fact that this thing is traveling so fast and has been doing so for decades and it's going to reach one light day and there are objects in space that are millions and millions of light years away. Is it wireless? Are you asking if there's a wire connected to it from earth? Yes. Yeah, I don't think so, man.

Bro, this thing literally couldn't be me because I don't believe in light days. I'm fucking heavy every day. Oh, yeah. Wow. Well, if you're like me, I don't do like your typical 24 hours a day. I divided up into six. That way I can get more done. Like I've already had two days today. Damn. Yeah. You spread that over a month, I'm crushing you. Over a year, I'm kicking your butt.

You're doubling down on days. No one's doing that. Tripling arguably. Well, it's four. Quadruple, I'm quad'ing up. You quad'ing? Quad day, yeah, I'm doing quad days, dog. That's why I'm kicking.

Yeah, I never miss quad day. That Yeah, I'm doing quad days, dog. That's why I'm never missed quad day. That's why I'm kicking your butt right now. You can't grow your quads. That's the thing though. It's true. It's literally impossible. Oh man. Isn't this crazy?

So it's not connected by like a fiber optic cable. I just want to clarify, Randy asked a question. I don't know if it was the best question, but he asked it. No such thing as a stupid question. I was just throwing it out there. Through the ages, astronomers have argued without agreeing on where the solar system ends. This is just a solar system.

One opinion is that the boundary is where the sun's gravity no longer dominates. They point beyond the planets and beyond the Oort cloud. This boundary is roughly about halfway to the nearest star, Proxima Centuri, which is the nearest star to sun. I've actually heard of that one, probably on this segment. Traveling at speeds of over 35,000 miles per hour, it will take Voyager nearly 40,000 years,

and they will have traveled a distance of about two light years to reach the rather indistinct boundary. Again, that's just our solar system, the system around our sun. Think about all the fucking stars out there, David. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them.

I might as well be walking on it. It's just crazy, man. It's big. Vast. Stars, bruh. Scary, it's dark, it's cold. Actually, I don't know if it's cold. You can't feel anything, right? The kids were doing a karaoke.

They've got like a really good karaoke machine and Rocketman came on. And I was actually just reading the lyrics. We were, I wasn't singing it, but I was reading along and I was just thinking like, damn, that's like a fucking very like heady song. Rocketman, Elton John. Yeah. Oh yeah. Just kind of went out there and and just said, bucket dude, I'm out in space.

And I was like, yeah, didn't care for his musical. Sure. It's a callback. Yeah. Hey, uh, that's a good space bar. Yeah, it was a good space bar. Hopefully you learned a little something and you were, uh, intrigued and blown away perhaps, and you're going to tell your

friends about it. Once you get above like 10,000 miles per hour, like what Randy said and what you said, it doesn't really matter to me. Like it's, it's so fast that it's not going to matter. You know what I mean? It's like up to, it's like, well, that's just like, it's crazy how fast that shit goes, isn't it? Yeah. That's crazy. There's no atmosphere. So like, there's just like. It's crazy how fast that shit goes, isn't it? Yeah. That's crazy. There's no atmosphere. So like, there's nothing pushing against it. So it just goes and goes.

Drops of Jupiter. No, that's different. Hey, hey. New segment. It's called, I've got a little something for Dylan. Rainey, give us that sounder. I got a little something for Dylan. Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.

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The battery died. And I'll build your domain. Why didn't you have it plugged in? Well, I think it's getting overheated and going crazy. I don't know. Is there a chance that your little dinky exploded all over it? No, I can confirm little dinky did not explode.

We're concerned. You got a little dinky off. Brett was wrong. Brett fancies himself to be. This is about aviation or geography. Are you saying Brett was taking L after L after L? I don't like how you're doing that. I added a cool hand gesture to the show and it was going great.

And then you just fucking ruined it by trying to squeeze another one in there. And it's not how things work around here, bud. Are you saying that I'm taking the L? Oh my God. I tried to add a hand gesture and y'all wouldn't let me do it. This is why Will left the show. Well, that's because it wasn't appropriate. He said it was gross and it would upset the sponsors.

No, I've got bad news for Brett and maybe some others. It turns out Jeff Epstein killed himself. Oh my gosh. What? Whereas Brett famously said on a live stream about six years ago that Epstein killed himself. Oh my gosh. What? Whereas Brett famously said on a live stream about six years ago that Epstein didn't kill himself. What murder? Yeah.

He was not the best guy around. No. No. No. It's so funny how that guy said that Capone was the best guy around. No, it was Gotti. Yeah.

Oh, Gotti, sorry. Yeah, it was way more recent. Gotti was the best guy around. No, it was Gotti. Yeah. Oh, Gotti, sorry. Yeah, it was way more recent. Gotti was the best guy. I thought he was the best guy around. He was. Okay. I'm saying Epstein just not based on what I know about him. Right. Not a good guy. Certainly not the best.

Jeff Epstein. Sex trafficking. What's that? That's not funny. Way to go, Randy. We don't joke about sex trafficking. Yeah, no, no. But how do we know that he killed himself? Where is this coming from? Is there a source? The Department of Justice, they said there's actually no client list and it was, they're running Patel out there and Dampon Gino famously in the mix. And they're like, no, we've actually

seen the file. It's a suicide. I know it's suicide and this is a suicide. And there's no client list and the case is closed is what they're like, no, we've actually seen the file. It's a suicide. I know a suicide and this is a suicide and there's no client list and the case is closed is what they're saying, which is interesting. We surely believe that it's very interesting because, uh, Pam Bondi, the, uh, AG, um, in the last year said, look, the FBI has tens of thousands of Epstein videos. And now they're saying, no, actually we we don't. And they've kind of built this had this whole tease thing of the last pretty sure the orange man campaigned a little bit on like, well, we're going to release the files, we're going to release them. I remember he had that kind of pseudo rollout that had some like, flight logs, but all the redactions, and it was like,

huh, It was a joke. Yeah, it was a, it was a total joke. And now it's like, well, you know, here's the deal. There was no client list. He wasn't working for some other intelligence agency. He wasn't blackmailing influential people. This is just a guy who, I guess just, he just loved the lifestyle of being the worst person ever.

And so Brett was wrong. Okay. If there's anyone you can trust, it's our government officials. So pretty much. A confirmation like this. This is us being like, we're never gonna learn anything,

and then this is officially them saying, yeah, you're never gonna learn anything. I wonder if it's because there's certain people like maybe in power at the moment that might be implicated. I just, that's one theory I've seen. I don't know, man. Interesting. Yeah, it's hard to say.

Interesting, because we know there's thousands of victims, but with no clients. We know Giselle is in jail. Gis Lane. Didn't Pam say, Pam, I call her Pam. P Bonds? She said that they had thousands of videos that they were sitting on. Yes. Who was in the videos?

Don't worry about that. I guess we'll never know, Randy. Don't worry about that. Yes. What happened? Who was in the videos? Don't worry about that. I guess we'll never know Randy. Don't worry about that. Okay. So, um, my good friend, uh, over at the, uh, it's just banter podcast with our other good friend, Jake Kemp, but, uh, TC Fleming, I'm trying, he, uh, reminded me trying to find his tweet. I'm really sorry.

I'm, I'm my, my computer dying. My computer died. Anyway, when they raided Epstein Island, the FBI, said they found like treasure trove, like getting hard drives, all this shit. They found a safe. They found like Saudi passports, all sorts of like sketchy stuff. Like, wow, who's this guy working for? And the safe, when they went to, they couldn't open it, they didn't have a warrant for the safe. And when they went back with a warrant to get it, uh, all that stuff was gone. So somebody went in and just cleaned it out. Who did that? That's crazy.

Our own FBI was unable to obtain that stuff. Just trust them, man. That's really crazy, man. Pretty wild. Believe it. Um, I guess those many, many hours of podcasts I devoted to listening to comedians talk about Jeff Epstein. We're all for nothing.

Well, Ghislaine sits behind bars. Ghislaine, yes. So, you know, like set her free now? Like what's going on? Well, I think she's still been convicted. She's been implicated. She's been an accessory to all of this, but they're not saying the assaults and stuff

didn't happen, but it's just a, look, he wasn't part of some overall, some larger scheme, some global blackmail scheme that benefited one intelligence agency, or maybe multiple, we don't know. But that didn't happen, so it doesn't matter. Don't waste your time thinking about it. Okay.

It was just love of the game guy. This guy just loved being a scumbag. And did he's getting off too for some, I mean, not for everything, but man, what a great time. Justice. Yep. Okay. Okay.

Do you wanna run it back and get the hell out of here? Wasn't there something after that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't you have this little video? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna put a little something to end on a light note. Okay. I just, I don't know if you've seen this. This could be like a 10 year old video.

I don't know, but I just saw it. Have you seen the English kids trying Texas barbecue? No, dude, this is great. This is great stuff. So it's just a bunch of English schoolboys in like their little, uh, suits and, and kids. And their food over there, uh, famously sucks. Is the food in England? Like England, like it's not great. They just have beans with everything.

Yeah, they're they're getting themselves a little Texas brisket. These are these are some of my favorite videos. Just watching British people try very American food and be like, oh, it's amazing. What does that look like to you? Like a burnt steak. Like a huge raisin. It's a big brisket. No, what is that? That looks It's a big brisket. Look at this huge razor. No, what is that? That looks lovely. This is brisket.

Oh my word. Look at the juice coming out when you just cut it. It is slow cooked. It's for over 16 hours. Yeah, I'd rather go to Mackie's. OK. Yeah. Oh.

You'd rather go to Mackie's? Look at that. Look at that. Oh my dear. Is that fat? It is. But that fat, it's not like steak fat, right, where it's a bit chewy and you might want to cut it off.

It is rendered down so it's all soft and melting. Mmm. It melts in your mouth. Are you lying? He's not lying. That is amazing. My mouth's a mesmerized steak. Your mouth is mesmerized.

That's a lamb. I've literally never tasted anything like it. It's like steak times of Farsia. Like, those fatty parts makes it so much better. The bock is the best part. Why don't we have this in, like, the UK? I don't think anyone's that patient to wait 60 minutes. You did say I'd rather have a Macca's.

Is that still your opinion? Macca's could never be worse. No, I would definitely go this. Maybe really hungry. Bro. Just fucking crushing Periscket. Why can't, why doesn't someone just go over there and open up just a dang barbecue joint? Yeah, just Texas style. That place would crush. Yes, it would crush. Dude. That's so funny. I don't know. It needs to happen. Maybe Hot Tim needs to go

over there and get a little thing. Who's Hot Tim? Hot Tim Mattar? I'm just kidding. I know what you said. He's dude. Hot Tim's dialed in. He opened up a spot in UAE? Yeah. Dubai, which is lit famously. He told us whenever we want to come, he'll show us around. I'll be honest. I did reach out to him via DM some years later. If you guys don't know, a lot of people don't. We interviewed a guy, he bills himself as the first Arab pit master.

He's from the UAE, I believe, or is he Egyptian? Yeah, I mean, he lives either way. He did like a South Side Market over in Bastrop, worked there, learned how to work a pit, an offset smoker. And now he's over there doing like this hybrid barbecue, mixing the Middle Eastern herb spices and style with like Texas barbecue. And it's fucking looks amazing. He came here and we interviewed him and it was was really, it was just a fun show. And we went and ate barbecue with him,

went to Terry Black's, which he loved by the way. So yeah, somebody needs to go, how is this not a thing in England? Somebody needs to go post stuff. That stuff always kind of blows my mind. Like, why can't you just recreate this in another place? It might be a meat thing too. Cause my mom was, she went to a place

that had barbecue up North. And she was like, this was a two weeks after she came to visit Me and she's like, yeah, it was good, but it was nothing compared to like the barbecue place you took Yeah, but I hear you and there might be something to that. But even if you create bark barbecue over there That's almost as good as like Terry blacks here. It would still just blow. Oh, yeah, of course You know, it's it's the water though Of course. You know? It's the water though. It's the water they feed the cows. All you need is a slab of meat, some seasoning and a fire. And you can cook barbecue really,

really well. You gotta have a smoker. Well, yeah. You gotta have a way to slow cook, which is easy to do. Anyone can build a smoker, acquire a smoker, order one from the United States. You know what I mean? It to do just do it yeah but. What is there's like laws against like the emissions from a smoker over there just it's smoke is smoke it's not like a toxic smoke is not good. It's not smoke is bad. Dylan smokes not bad. This guy doesn't fuck with doinks. Yeah, I was going to say Dylan's always a smokes bag

cause he doesn't even burn. Sometimes I'm wondering about you and your doing ability. I just think someone should open a Texas barbecue place over there and I'm just throwing it out there. I'm all for a, why don't you do it? Just throwing it out there. Hey, I'm catching what you're throwing out there. And I agree.

Okay. All right. It's a visual show folks. Hold on. All can of corn. Got it. You got it. I'm off. I would like to see a video of these same kids eating like fucking chips and salsa or some shit. They just delete a whole tray. Yeah. Fajitas? Some Taz, dude, their first Taz. There's no way those kids have ever had fajitas. Then shits come out sizzling and they're just like, what? What if they brought them out,

but they didn't bring like a certain ingredient and they were like, I can't, there's no shredded cheese. And that's the only way I can have my fajitas. Do you think the Maryland foodie boys have ever had Texas barbecue? Absolutely. I mean, one of them bleached their hair. Also, I saw that big chub. I would like to add the barbecue in that video. It didn't look great. That wasn't tier one brisket. No, I didn't love the, um,

I thought the smoke ring was, I thought it might've been over smoked actually. There is such a thing. You would know about over smoking because you don't fuck with joints like we do. I fuck with doinks. Yeah. That's it. Right. That's it. Oh, let's run it back.

Of course, this segment during which we talk about what we already talked about, everyone's doing the, just throw it out there. Just throwing it out there. Hand gesture. It's a new thing. Parks went yard for the first time. Randy finally rode a jet ski.

Big days. Rhodes did a perfect belly flop. Dave's dinky almost exploded. It's not funny. Finally, John Gotti was the best guy around. What murder? And that concludes run it back. All right.

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