Circling Back - Dire Wolves, Masters Fits, & Buffer Day Randy

Starting point is 00:00:00 We are coming day after day we are coming Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. It's a circling back podcast We're coming day after day Monday and Wednesday traditionally With a little Tuesday action sprinkled in of course the Thursday epi sometimes a coffee Friday. I'm David I'm a host today back in studio Producing it is Randy trim backy. Hi, Dave. I got a host today back in studio producing. It is Randy Trimbaki.

Starting point is 00:00:46 Hi Dave. I got a question for you. Oh wow, hold on. Are you more of a charlero charlero or a bombadero crackadio type of guy? Man, don't know. Wasn't prepped for this. Give me the, you know what?

Starting point is 00:01:02 I know Dylan's more of a brr brr pot of pin type of guy. Give me the latter. Yeah. What the heck are you know what? I know Dylan's more of a brr-brr-pot of him type of guy, but. Give me the latter. Yeah. What the heck are you talking about, bud? A Bombadero Crocodile. There's a current wave of Italian animals, brain rot, that are taking over Instagram reels right now. Okay. Cool, man.

Starting point is 00:01:23 And it's all AI images of just mixed up, like Bombadero Crocodillo is a crocodile Bombadero plane. And it's just some AI Italian voice with all of these. And it is, trust me, Dave. It's like you've been spending your time wisely. If you think that I said you stupid shit on Instagram, it can always get stupider. No, no, I don't want it to.

Starting point is 00:01:44 I think you found a sweet spot on things that I will actually open up and look at. I'll pull up a picture of Bombadillo or Crocodillo for you. Thank you. While he's looking up that important information, I'll introduce Dylan Shivery. I'm going to use this time to ask you a question. With my final pick of the master snake draft I'm doing with my boys the eighth pick so we're down the list a bit here would you take Davis Thompson JJ spawn Taylor Pendreth or Denny McCarthy JJ spawn say less done it's done it's in the you. You do some would say to me playing a little hard, a little fast. I don't really, I

Starting point is 00:02:48 can't give you any insight on how JJ Spahn is putting going into this. I can't give you any insight on how he is from 100 yards in going into this or I give his ball flight matches what you needed to get something high, right? But he is a name

Starting point is 00:03:03 that I recognize. He played very well like a month ago. Okay. At the players' championship. You know what? In fact, was in a playoff too, the AFR mentioned Rory McElroy. That's enough for me. Which he got absolutely boat-raced as he sailed one over 16, 17. Excuse me. That'll happen. That will happen. Absolutely just on the screws, nutted it as old man at the golf course will say.

Starting point is 00:03:23 I've been doing this snake draft with my friends Going on we do every major Going on about six years now, man, that's just you and the boys maintaining male friendship and guess what I have everyone I haven't won yet, dude And you've never won your fantasy league, right? We are going on your 20 of my fantasy league and I'm the only one I started I literally started like I was commissioner for the first eight years and I'm the only one. I started, I literally started league. I was commissioner for the first eight years and I'm the only one who hasn't won. I have finished second.

Starting point is 00:03:51 Well, I got some news for the boys. We are coming. Yes. Your do is what I'm trying to say. Yeah. I'm going to eat a bunch of rice before you're rocking rice. I'm rocking rice. So I'll be ready.

Starting point is 00:04:05 Call it to carb play. Yeah, I get it. You need to be carved up before you watch the major that you did a thing for. Yes. Randy, how's it going with your hilarious bit? I mean, here you go. Here's a photo of a Bamba Dior Cacodillo,

Starting point is 00:04:20 if you're wondering. Oh, I was expecting, okay, you did say plain. I guess I was expecting some kind of like animal hybrid. I can find a bambuzini guzzini if you want to. No, this gives me a pretty good idea of what the trend is and I think I've seen enough. What about chimpanzee Benanini? So is there like wind as the, do we have audio?

Starting point is 00:04:44 That wouldn't fly well. It's like the wind we get trapped in that mouth Gangan Zellie trullala giraffe a mafioso Patapim in your cap. Oh, yeah, no, this is a little little little penguin Ellie cactus in it literally La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la That's what I thought you might be. The shark is rocking some Nikes. Sneaky got that shit on. It is taking over Instagram reels right now if you're on that wave and it is, there's thousands of these. The shark is on land.

Starting point is 00:05:18 He's somehow able to utilize oxygen. We're on different waves, but we're going to the same place. You know what I mean? I don't know if I'm on this wave at all, you know on this way Let me get to bombos in a guzini truly, China a Bombini guzini see okay bombon beanie guzini

Starting point is 00:05:39 Think you could I think you could get you could get behind Bob was in a guzini This is just something if you sent this to me, if you were to just hit me with this on a random Saturday as I'm like, you're not even double tapping like just change the diaper and I'm

Starting point is 00:05:54 like, oh, I got a note. I see. Oh, it's from Randy. It's probably something real funny like Grape Juice Boys, something they did and it's this. I think I'm just leaving it on read dude. I don't think I'm even heartening. This is the kind of wacky tomfoolery We miss when rainy is having a buffer day. Is this what your buffer day?

Starting point is 00:06:10 He's been his buffer day going through tik-tok bomba beanie bomba beanie Okay, you're a crocodile Yeah, so it's something you can always get stupider. It's something yeah So I guess I could always get stupider. It's something. Yeah. If you thought this show was going to get like more informative with me at the helm, you were sadly informed wrong. That was just a goose with a bomber as a body.

Starting point is 00:06:36 Yeah. I will tell you this. You would not want to be engaged in a dog fight with an alligator playing here. Crack a deal or a bombardier. The way that bomb is just being suspended under the plane, I feel like that's not the proper way to transport a bomb. Yeah, let us paint the picture for the folks at home. That's something we don't do a good job of.

Starting point is 00:07:00 The bomb is just appears to be hanging by a wire under the plane. It's like an old World War II era. It's like an old, uh, World War II era. It's like someone's gotta, someone's gotta go down there and cut the wire in order to drop the bomb. Instead of like manually dropping it. They'll just have, they've got a big pair of like, it's one way in shears and they're just going to clip it.

Starting point is 00:07:17 One way to do it might not be an accurate drop. The target might not get hit, but you're dropping a bomb. And that's something, you know, you know what? We'll post we have a lot of images stay some mass or stuff to check out the Instagram stories We might just do a little slideshow of the things we're talking about for yeah Do the bomb is bomba Dini guzzini Mom will be Bumble beanie dude. This is not making bit madness. No, sure. I can tell you that. By the way. By the way, I know one bit madness. I know. And a few people out there do too. I think you guys might. Yeah, I know the winner. I'm not going to announce it now because it just went live this morning. Yes, we want to give everybody a chance to go have the magic and see it for themselves here hear it for themselves. But it is life. And,

Starting point is 00:08:07 you know, it's always bittersweet when it ends because it's always such a fun segment. But then when it's over, you kind of feel empty inside. We even went, did a little walk down memory lane to go to our past winners, our past championship games, just to see how we got to where we are. Yesterday we did cold calls. I will say it was, if it wasn't the best episode of cold calls, it was one of the best.

Starting point is 00:08:34 Every caller brought it. There was only, we had one person who didn't answer at the beginning, but we got ahold of her. And then at the end, someone did not answer and they reached out afterward and they were sad that they did not get to the phone in time. But that's that's the nature of the game. We made some cold calls. We had another banger from Jake from St. Louis. All

Starting point is 00:08:54 in all, just strong. We talked to another D man. We did. We did. We um we talked to a different D man. Um one who I I won't say that tempers were flaring. Things were we had almost reached a boiling point though. It was almost on site. It was almost on site but I think we squashed it properly. We found out that there were some there's an intermediary possibly stoking the flames of a potential beef and I I will just say the beef on this end is no longer I've buried the the proverbial hatchet Dylan that's good man happy to hear that we will be recording listener voicemails

Starting point is 00:09:33 later today 888-618-4422 if you'd like to get in there get out and be tactical leave us a voicemail Friday washed newsletter drops that's at washed out subst.com. Um, will was taking a photo of, uh, I don't want to spoil what his column is going to be. I'm very curious though. I know what it is. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:55 I think I know the realm. I don't know what angle he's taken. Do you know the angle? I do. Okay. It'll be a surprise. Something withering away. Uh, low key. Okay. Low key. Okay. It'll be a surprise. Something withering away?

Starting point is 00:10:07 Low key. I'm calling. Low key. Yeah. Hey, now that Randy's back from his fun trip that we will talk about shortly, go to youtube.com slash circling back, subscribe and watch this there. I think it's the best way to throw it on the TV at night.

Starting point is 00:10:23 Throw it on while you're cooking dinner. Go to sleep to the boys just chopping it up. I think it's the best way to throw it on the TV at night. Throw it on while you're cooking dinner. Go to sleep to the boys just chopping it up. You might wake up to some laughter or something and look up and be like, oh, I forgot the boys were here. Like imagine that you're like listening to this right now. Just think that you could be watching it and you could have seen Bombadero Crocodile right there.

Starting point is 00:10:41 That's right. Yeah. Wow, that's something. Or just put us on your lappy and put us in the little chair in the corner of your room. So we're just, we're just watching you from a little cut chair. Put us on the cook chair. That the boys watch. Let us cook. Yeah. Let's do a little pod. That's weird. That would be weird, but no, we're getting cocked. So, right. Well, yeah. So let us be the cook. Yeah. The pod cocks. All right. the cock. Yeah, the pod cocks. All right.

Starting point is 00:11:08 Ah, wash media dot shop. Check it out. Tariffs and stuff. What's the stocks doing? And I see not anymore. No, man, I'm just I'm waiting for it to jump up again so I can buy at the top. Yeah, I famously don't buy dip. Yeah. No, I'll wait for Lucy. I just sold because it's at the bottom. Smart. Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do.

Starting point is 00:11:28 I wanna grind harder, man. Does anybody have diamond hands anymore? Remember like a few years ago when like everybody had that? They had like the red eyes. Randy offloaded some Bitcoin so he does not have diamond hands. Yeah, and I realized I've yet to do my taxes so that's gonna be a fun time figuring

Starting point is 00:11:45 out how that works. My first time ever having to do this. Just evade. Just text Blaine. Yeah. Text Blaine, Hoss. Just talk to Dan. He's like the king of evading taxes. Don't say that. Why would you say that? There might be an employee of the IRS who's a listener of a show who's about to get a little bonus. I'm kidding. It's a joke All right Yoshi Yoshi's the king of evading taxes That's a that's an old-school meme that Yoshi is under investigation from the IRS. You're really bringing it with the memes today People know verbal means people know about Yoshi evading the IRS.

Starting point is 00:12:25 Hey, um, Randy went on a trip. Randy went on a vacation, a bachelor party. Mm-hmm. And, uh, people are saying, look, we love the show, but we just need more Randy. We want to know what Randy's doing when he's on vacation. So, Randy, I'm going to give you the segment. I went to Scottsdale and Scottsdale, it's fine. It's fine, I thought I was gonna be,

Starting point is 00:12:50 I mean, I had a lot of fun with my friends, but I thought Scottsdale was gonna be more of a, but we like, I guess we stuck to the touristy part of old town and whatnot, but it was fun. We didn't golf at all because just figured that that was gonna be a hassle. And I'm like, yeah, probably. Is that really a hassle in Scottsdale?

Starting point is 00:13:07 I mean, like, I don't know if all the guys are golfers and like also, you know, if it was a golf trip, yeah, you wanna go to Scottsdale, but not all of us are golfers. Like I probably had more fun not golfing than going on golf. You famously went to Butler Pitch and Putt and played like three of the holes.

Starting point is 00:13:25 Exactly. Because you were scared of hitting it into the street and hitting your car. Yeah. So it probably is a good idea that you didn't play. So we did top golf instead, which was fun. You know, you get a good deal with the food there. So anybody bring their clubs? No, no one brought their clubs, which I was surprised that we didn't do golf because the bachelor is such a big golf guy. But, you know, it is what it is. Good on him for not forcing the issue. I think if you are like on a trip, if you're the groom and you want to do like if you're a golfer, I want to golf. One of my friends did this at Lake Tahoe. He's a big snowboarder. He got in a day early and just

Starting point is 00:14:03 did a whole day of snowboarding by himself before everyone else got in, which that might be the move. It's just not force everyone to have to do anything. I'm curious why you would do a bachelor party in Scottsdale if no one is playing golf. Because it's a big bachelor party, bachelor bachelor party destination is still a party town. Okay. So to me, and I'm 40, so I'm a little bit different.

Starting point is 00:14:24 Randy's 24. I'm 31. Okay. So to me and I'm forty. So I'm a little bit different. Randy's twenty-four. I'm thirty-one. Okay. To me, it's a golf town. Like that's why it is a bachelor. When I think of Scottsdale, I think golf and spas. Two things that I **** with. Yeah. Heavy. It's a golf town. I think I saw way more bachelorette parties than bachelor parties there. Spa town. I guess. Okay. Did you guys go to the club? We I think I saw way more bachelorette parties than bachelor parties there. Spottown. I guess. Okay.

Starting point is 00:14:47 Did you guys go to the club? We did go to Barstool's bar there, which is like a club pretty much. Paint that picture. It's just a club. Was Chugs there? It's a small club. Chugs was not there. I was a little upset that Chugs wasn't there.

Starting point is 00:15:03 He would have brought the house down. Yeah. Was Big Cat there? No. No. I don't think any of theugs wasn't there. He would have brought the house down. Was Big Cat there? No, no. I don't think any of the Barstool guys were in Barstool Scottsdale. They should have to have like at least one noted member of the company there at all times. Yeah. Actually, Portnoy was there. Was he? No.

Starting point is 00:15:17 What about Beef? Was Barstool Beef there? I think I would have noticed that Barstool Beef was there. Is Beef the new golf guy? Beef's the new golf guy. He's beefy. I've seen his stuff. He'll break down your swing for you. Yeah, he's kind of nice with it. I would say we did, if you were following me,

Starting point is 00:15:33 at RangerBackey on Instagram, you saw we did a little ATV. Oh my God, I didn't even have my Instagram prepared. Don't worry guys, I'll get that going. No, it's okay, you don't have to. I'll do it in 20 minutes. Didn't you say you did some ATM? Ask the mouth, that's what you meant. What the fuck? No, I guys. I'll get that going. No, it's okay. You don't have to. Did you say you did some ATM? Ask the mouth. That's what you meant. What the fuck? No, I'm gonna get money from the ATM. So yeah, actually, a stripper brought me back and you're holding hands with her. People

Starting point is 00:15:53 like where's Randy? Oh, no, he went to the ATM. No, the ATV was cool. Because it was like a two hour trip. And like we had to switch off driving. And it's just very mountainous and deserty. And it was pretty cool. Just getting to go through all stuff. It's fucking bumpy though. You can not take your eyes off the road. Don't Dylan that comment.

Starting point is 00:16:15 A lot of it was just like, you know, chilling at the Airbnb and then we did in fact, do the day in Devito bar crawl. And do you have questions about that? Yeah. Remind us which character you dressed up as the troll. Pretty much every one of us were from a different Frank Reynolds character on always always sunny.

Starting point is 00:16:35 Like there was only one person that was outside of always sunny. And that was two guys dressed the same. They were twins. And no one did the couch scene. No. Wait, they did. They did twins. And no one did the couch scene? No. Wait, they did twins? Twins. Like from the movie Twins? So the tall, the tallest guy and like, you know, more, he was Arnold Schwarzenegger technically,

Starting point is 00:16:52 and the other guy was, Man, is that a real hit with the kids? Like a good twins reference? Cause it's, look, No one gets that. It's not lost upon us, but No one under 35 gets that. No, I don't think they do.

Starting point is 00:17:06 I don't even think either the guys actually had seen the movie before I have. I've seen like a lot of Arnold's movies, but yeah, I was the troll from when they do the play day man. You gotta pay the troll toll. If you want to get in that boy's hole. Okay. Sure.

Starting point is 00:17:21 What, what percentage of people were like, Oh, I see what y'all are doing. This is great. Maybe, maybe, and this is generous, 5% of people knew what we were doing. The people that knew came up to us and like, oh, this is awesome. Love it. But we walked into a bar and everyone just looked at us and people come back. So what do you guys all trust as? And we're like, oh, we're all different day in the vetoes. And they're like, Oh, okay. And they still probably didn't get it, but at least they knew we were doing something.

Starting point is 00:17:49 They just went on with their nights. Yeah. Did you, uh, you don't have to tell any tales out of school and now won't direct this question just to you, but did anybody on the trip, uh, Danny to veto their way into some, you know what? No, I don't know. They didn't bang any horse as, uh, as Frank Reynolds would say, they might get like, did anybody like, was anybody like, Oh, I like it.

Starting point is 00:18:07 You're there. There was, there was like, that's how the guys that were there flirting with chicks, but you know, not me. Cause you know, I just, I just want to be with my boys. It was Saturday and Saturday's for the boys. Dang. How was that being a bar still on Saturday? Oh, we were on bar still on Friday.

Starting point is 00:18:23 So big, big mess. Honestly, who scheduled that? Yeah. I that's, that's a big thing. But the, uh, I, I do have to report. I did do it. I did it. I ordered for my boy at the steak dinner. Brandy orders for his boy. How did that go over? It went okay because it was really funny except for if you're going to do this one, it's hilarious, but you have to make sure you do with someone that's not going to get really pissed. Because I know there are some people that probably would actually get pretty mad at that. But I like made sure I knew each side of me like what they were going to be getting. And

Starting point is 00:18:57 then like 10 minutes went by and then we because we're doing appetizer and all that stuff. And we went to go order. And then I was like, and he'll the the ribeye medium rare and he goes no no no I changed my order I changed my order I'm not doing that anymore I'm like damn it so it was funny and people were laughing but it would have been even funnier if he didn't change his order and then he just had to go like yeah yeah that's what I'm getting so if you do do it make sure you check in right before the order as well. Okay. It is. It is a it is a very funny move. How was that flight?

Starting point is 00:19:29 I'm going to try it soon. You have to. It is a really funny move. Flight home. Flight home was uh it sucked because it got delayed three hours. What kind of shape were you in? Were you in Chicago shape or better? I was oh I was I was better. My voice was just gone. Saturday night, we all lost our voice at the same bar. We were good up until then. Is it because y'all were just yelling, let's go on repeat?

Starting point is 00:19:53 I think so, and also I think it was just that we were at the youngest bar that we had been to and the music was blaring and the dry air. It was like we were trying to just talk to each other with music. It did not work well. Okay, best meal in Scottsdale. Oh, I kind of think that the wings that we had at Topgolf, you know,

Starting point is 00:20:11 I don't know if you guys have ever had wings at Topgolf. Hey, fuck off. Topgolf wings were your number one meal. You wouldn't you wouldn't know because you never had. I think I had one or two wings before they were stolen from us by Trey Kennedy. Now, I would say the steak that we had, steak dinner, can't remember what the place was called, but I got a filet mignon.

Starting point is 00:20:32 Look at you, man. Nine ounce? Living right. 12 ounce. Oh, good for you. Oh, shit. Big dog. Well, that set you back. It was, the dinner was quite expensive. Did anybody put it on their card, get the points? Yes, yes. You gotta get them points, Hoss. Yes, he did. Have you been hit with that, get the points? Yes. Yeah, I get them points, Hoss. Yes, he did.

Starting point is 00:20:46 Have you been hit with that Venmo request yet? Yes, yes I have. Did you pretend like you don't see it? It's on Splitwise. I don't get the notifications. Splitwise seems to be the big new bachelor party app. It's been around for a minute. Yeah, but let's just say that like this year

Starting point is 00:21:00 is the first time I've ever been on it. Like I have two bachelor parties. We did Splitwise for our Breckenridge trip back in 2019. Yeah. I don't remember how well it worked, but we definitely used it. Interesting. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:14 How was that buffer day real quick? It was good. What'd you do? What time did you get out of bed? I got out of bed at probably like 9.30 or 10. Then I got, main thing is I went to go get my film developed from the Instagram thing. Not the Instagram thing my film camera so for Instagram. Then I did some

Starting point is 00:21:34 grocery shopping, just some errands and laundry worked out, watched some TV, just you know, everything you would do on a Sunday after a trip that you know, didn't get to do actually on Sunday. Did you activate the incognito tab? Oh yeah, probably cranked 20, 30 times. Geez. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I wasn't talking about that. Kids show.

Starting point is 00:21:54 Geez. What were you talking about? I just, maybe you like to surf the internet privately, I don't know. Do you guys say I can juggle? Mm-hmm. You think you can juggle better than me? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:03 No, no, I know I can juggle better than you. Can you do four? I can't do four. Okay. He was juggling knives, steak knives, in here the other day. Cutco knives. It was really impressive.

Starting point is 00:22:14 It means they're extra sharp. They are. They're, last time I checked, they were the second sharpest blade on the planet. That's interesting. Behind a samurai sword. You probably practice. You probably practice your juggling though, whereas I don't, I just picked those up and just did it. Wow. Oh, you

Starting point is 00:22:30 want to have a juggle off? At DC Ruff on Instagram, if you want to see me juggle. It's also on the circling back Instagram I shared it. It'll be live for a little bit longer. But yeah, that's it. I'm juggling nightly for my son. Let's have a juggle off. Let's let as juggalos, drink some Faygo. Let's juggle the Faygos. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:22:48 I tried to juggle a football and like a vortex in here yesterday and a lacrosse ball. It was tough. That by the way, Brett tried to act like that was his. I brought that lacrosse ball. It's my lacrosse ball. It's just been sitting on his desk for two years. You should've put that out.

Starting point is 00:23:01 You should've whipped his ass. I'm not gonna whip his ass over it, but I thought about it. You should whip his ass. You want me to go do it right now? I'm not gonna stop you. I'm not gonna do it right should whip his ass. I'm not going to whip his ass over it but I thought about it. You should whip his ass. You want me to go do it right now? I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to do it right now

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Starting point is 00:25:41 Crazy you've never done that before You thought that's funny. That's crazy. You've never done that before. I know. I know. He's out. That's funny. That's funny if you think about it like that. Will DeFries, ladies and gentlemen. Hello. Look, if we're going to talk dire wolves, we're not going to do that without Will DeFries. No, I had to come in.

Starting point is 00:25:55 That's why he's here, folks. I sent a special request this morning asking if I could join for this. Yeah. And y'all accepted it. We're not going to say no to that. Dylan said bet. I did. Yeah, you used... I didn't like the explanation point very much. you guys have joined for this We touched on it. I don't normally go after Brett's outfits for any reason, but like, I said it yesterday. Driving three hours to Houston with a tucked in shirt

Starting point is 00:26:33 is crazy man's work. He should have just taken it off and drove shirtless. Yeah, he could have just hung it up in the back seat. Yeah, it's crazy work to go to a Calcutta, dress to the,, the nines. Sevenths, I guess. Based on the Instagram story he put, he didn't need to dress like that.

Starting point is 00:26:50 No, and then come back with Shane Lowry in hand. The move, even if you are gonna wear that, which I wouldn't, but if the move is obviously to hang it in your car, go to work in like a t-shirt and then just. You're gonna go draft a bunch of golfers. The move is wearing a golf polo. He's 35 to one, but at least don't wear it all day,

Starting point is 00:27:08 tucked in at in the office and then drive to Houston. Like staying tucked crazy. It's bizarre. Crazy. So, so we brought you on here, Will, to ask, are you more a charlotte or a charlotte or a bombadero crack a deal? Don't bring him into this. like you didn't say anything to us

Starting point is 00:27:26 now. Don't bring him in to this. I know you're a bambuzini. I'm a Tony B. Aguini kind of guy. That's true. She has the Tony. One of the one of the dumber first five minutes of a pod we've done in a long time. Thanks to

Starting point is 00:27:39 Randy though. That's what Randy brings to the table. That's what he brings. That's what he brings. That's what that boy does. Dumb segments. Let him cook. That's what he brings. That's what that boy does segments. Cook Newsdrop Monday. that uh to

Starting point is 00:27:53 some people, they didn't know that dire wolves were ever a thing. Some people, not me but some people aren't sure. Some people are like, what? What the heck? That that was just on the show that So what these things are like double the size of a dog They're bigger than like a gray wolf They're bigger. They got thicker coats and they've got paler lighter colors. I got some stats for you guys

Starting point is 00:28:33 They got bigger dicks too. I saw you want some stats. They have big old hogs. I didn't see that but they got a big old hog Oh, yeah, they got big old hogs. How are they bringing these back genetic engineering? Yes, they found some DNA in one from a skull and from something else. A tooth. A tooth. They found 4,000 dire wolf skulls at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles.

Starting point is 00:28:59 That's so sick. I don't know what that is, but that's so sick. It's a mass dire wolf gravesite? What's going on? I don't know. Dude,, but that's so sick. Mass. It's a mass direwolf grave site. What like what's going on? I don't know, dude. The whole fucking the whole country right now is obsessed with this. Everybody's got diarrhea. It's real time. Jesus Christ. Man, that was like that. That's what we call an alley oop in the podcast business.

Starting point is 00:29:21 Okay, you can leave anytime you want. No, no, I've I have, have I have I have some stuff I need to add first. Just make you happy. I uh these wolves are tight. I've ranked my favorite uh dire wolves. Okay. Oh, okay. You guys want me to start? Yeah. Alright, I'm gonna start with number five. Go. Uh it was in Huntington, West Virginia, April 16th, 1978. I just thought, honestly, I thought Jerry

Starting point is 00:29:48 was playing pretty upbeat that day. Number four, probably November 30th, 1973. It was Boston. The crowd was just super into it. After that, May 2nd, 1970, Binghamton, New York. Acoustic version, you don't get those very often. Okay. Obviously number two has got to be 7878 at Red Rocks.

Starting point is 00:30:09 Anytime you play Dire Wolf at Red Rocks, like it's going to be a show. Yeah, that was a good one. But my number one and it might just be because it's such a beautiful recording and it just feels so alive, but it's got to be January 22nd, 1978 in Eugene, Oregon. Shouts to Eugene. What are your favorite renditions of Dire Wolf by Grateful Dead? I for sure knew that that was a song title by the famous Grateful Dead. I sort of like their 77 Columbus, Ohio show.

Starting point is 00:30:38 Really? Oh, no, no, no. If you're going to go 77, you got to go Ithaca. You got to go Barton Hall, dude. That's a big no offense That's kind of a big miss on your part. I'm sorry. That was I think may may 8th 77th, that's Okay, that was the name where I was like, okay They're coming into their own. It was somehow right like actually, yeah

Starting point is 00:31:02 So he looked it up. I don't know you don't ask him. I didn't see his fingers moving very quickly like that. Like actually, yeah. That's a quote from him. What episode was that where Dylan was saying how he could take an actual lion. It was on one. Never said that. He's always saying **** like that. He's twisting my **** about the big cat stuff. Did you know Randy met big cat at the Barstool Bar in Scottsdale? I did not but I'm trying to see if Barstool Beef was there too. I'm trying to see if there's an Italian animal that's a wolf and I'm having

Starting point is 00:31:47 this little trouble. My reading has told me that these are kind of a wolf hyena hybrid. That's scary because hyenas have a strong bite. It's not a full dire. These things can not only do these things just crush bones. They will like lick the

Starting point is 00:32:01 bones until the bone marrows out of it. Like you can take these things to Jay Carver's and they're going gonna eat like kings all night. Fuck. Yeah I've retired from bone marrow, but with dire wolves are gonna come back and be taken at all I might have to dip myself back in dylan will do a bone marrow shot on you How disgusting dude, why wouldn't you take the why wouldn't you take the shot at ranch 616? That looks like a penis but you're willing to drink Mezcal out of bone marrow? Because there were about seven cameras pointed at me while I was about to do that.

Starting point is 00:32:33 It wasn't a shot, it was a dessert. It was a banana sticking up out of like two scoops of ice cream or something. It's only phallic if you make it phallic. Are you not secure enough in your masculinity? Did you're too good to gobble down a big old hog looking banana? I'll eat a banana that way but not when all of you guys are just super anxious to put it on the TL. Would you eat a chimpanzee bandanini? Answer the **** question. I will not answer that question. Would you uh is is this like he'd be Dylan Shiver Dylanini shiver any dude shiver any is a good name shit

Starting point is 00:33:06 But it is a good name. It's my Italian cousin What I haven't gotten this far yet in the series. What do what purpose do dire wolves serve in protect? Okay, so they're not like running missions or anything Are you talking about Game of Thrones? Yeah, I'm talking Throners. Yeah it they enter the picture after episode one. Yeah I'm on episode two of season one. Oh that's a good question. Got thrown out of a building. Will asks if they're going on missions. Yeah do they like do they like get strapped with anything and run out and deliver? They did I do think that Rob Stark uh brought his to war and it like fought with him? They had

Starting point is 00:33:45 not. Can you ride them? They had freaking laser beams on their heads. I don't think they did. They did. Game of Thrones. No they didn't have laser beams. Hmm. A ghost was Jon Snow's right? Yes. Ghost was dope. It it's sick. Oh man. I think a lady was Sansa's she's a lady She's a lady Where are these gonna be released if they are gonna be released or these gonna be in captivity? What's the scene? I think Pegasus I think the intention is to build out a larger population So they're we in captivity for a while. I think it's more like it's like a sanctuary that they're on.

Starting point is 00:34:28 So is there only one right now? Or two. OK. Male or female? Romulus and Remus. I don't know the. They kind of whiffed on the names now. They haven't identified that their gender yet. So we don't know. Like if you're the only guy, like, say, it's just you.

Starting point is 00:34:43 You just crazy horny. You're like, there's not even another of my species that I can get after right now. You could take down a dog though, and it wouldn't be that weird, right? They're not gonna mate them yet. You're a wolf. Why?

Starting point is 00:34:52 I don't know why, but they're just gonna- We're trying to see how this plays out. You're gonna keep creating them in the lab. Okay. They were born to a canine mother. The embryo or whatever was implanted into. What was it, like a beagle mother. The embryo or whatever was implanted into. What was it

Starting point is 00:35:07 like a beagle? What was it? I don't know. Something with a something with a nurturing womb. Okay. Let's rank nurturing womb. Yeah. What's your favorite womb? Which womb is the most vibe? You know, I sort of like them all. My womb.

Starting point is 00:35:22 I'm sorry. Go to your womb. Right. Right. That's me telling my kid to go back in the womb. And he goes limp. So this is going to be a day where I need to explain who Dave Portnoy is to my son. What if it's like sooner than later? What if it's like he turned six and next thing you know he's like he's got a sad razor for the boys team. You're, where'd you even get that? He's a Viceroy at his elementary school. Bars. Bars to Austin High. There's a conservation play here. What are they conserving?

Starting point is 00:36:00 Wolves. Oh, okay. I'm a big fan of that. I do think that wolves need to be conserved. What'd you think? They're not liberal wolves. I was gonna say, don't we have like enough like conservative pundits? Like did we need to breed like more? I'm a sheep in wolf's clothing. I don't know the exact roles that they intend for these to play in the whole ecosystem. Ecosystem, thank you.

Starting point is 00:36:25 Good word. But there's a conservation angle to all this. They want the dire wolf to like flourish again. It's not just, this is not just gonna be a blip on the radar. What? Dude, I'm trying to get some Miko in my system. Okay.

Starting point is 00:36:43 Okay. Yeah. Yeah, Miko hungry. system. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, Miko hungry. Look, listen, they're mad cute, these little fuckers. They're tight looking dude. I'm happy they're back. Are you talking about Remus and Romulus? You see the little howling video

Starting point is 00:36:56 and that dude's holding both of them. It's fucking mad cute. No, I should have done research on like what they looked like and any videos of the current ones on earth, No, I did. I should have done research on like what they looked like and You know any videos of the current ones on earth But instead I just spent a half hour listening to dire wolf versions from Grateful Dead. I read the Time Magazine article by the way, they I once was published by Time. Have they deleted it? No, it's still up and it says that these

Starting point is 00:37:22 wolves are I like a wolf. And it says that our own thing. We're in Wolf Pack right now. Good news. Um no, we don't want to fuck with y'all. We just kind of want to do our own thing. We're a two man wolf pack right now. Good news. Um, the story we've been hyping for like three days, we already got it wrong. There's three of these fuckers. Oh hell, there's one name Khaleesi. Really? Oh, Khaleesi. Yeah, I got, I got a pretty name. This is great. Romulus and Remus are great names. Do you even know that what Romulus and Remus are? I obviously do, but some people might not. I like giving, I like giving Doug's human name. Ramis and Remus are? I obviously do, but some people might not. I like giving Doug's human name. Ramis and Remus were the two founders of Rome and their story is that they were raised by a wolf.

Starting point is 00:38:12 That's sick. It's a pretty good name. Oh, bad ass. I guess Randy justifies all of the tragedies and genocides by the Roman Empire. Twin brothers. What human names would you have given them, David? Larry.

Starting point is 00:38:24 Trent. Larry Trent Larry Marco I Think one of them Jason What if the scientists were like unveiling it like it was like this modern Marvel and they were like, yeah meet Peavis and butthead Sick and the third name Clayton we get to watch these little fuckers grow up. It's gonna be fun They did give him, you know, Roman names. That's Italian. They could have given bomb a deal or a cock a deal. You gotta get past this.

Starting point is 00:38:51 Your brain is rotting. Brain rot, Randy, getting back from a brain, Scottsdale, Bachelorette, buffer day brain rot. Here's a picture of chimpanzee man and NeNe. Yeah. Okay. Well, what does that do for you? Nothing.

Starting point is 00:39:04 Exactly. Dude, I'm glad these things are, what does that do for you? Nothing. Exactly. Dude, I'm glad these things are staying away from humans cause you know what I'd say if they were coming after me. Please don't murder me. Is that a line from? Yeah. Yeah, how'd you know that?

Starting point is 00:39:19 Yeah, I just, you know, Randy, point my man up. One of my favorite songs. I'm not giving you a point. You want me to take a note on one? Give me a fucking point, you dumb bitch, point my man up. One of my favorite songs. I'm not giving you a point. Is that you want to take a note on one? Point my man up. Yeah, you'll start, do you know it was one point? How about that?

Starting point is 00:39:32 Okay, thank you. So I need that. The only worry they have, they said everything looks good. Vitals are strong. It's just all these things care about is money for nothing, chicks for free. Dire Straits. Dire Straits. Dire Straits.

Starting point is 00:39:46 Did you guys mention that this is the same company that made the wooly mice? Oh, not yet. This is the same company that's trying to bring back the wooly mammoth, but hasn't done so yet, as far as I understand. Man. Which of course-

Starting point is 00:39:59 We should probably figure that out. It serves, it also serves a vital, um, environmental purpose. The woolly man. Have you seen the criticism? There's some criticism saying that these aren't actually clones. These aren't actually, this isn't the same thing. They just altered it to look like a dire wolf. I saw that. I don't care. I choose to ignore that. Yeah, I'm ignoring it. If you're a scientist and that's your take when we've got, uh, uh, Remus and Roman or whatever, yeah. And, uh, Kelly C and you're a scientist and that's your take when we've got a Remus and Roman or whatever

Starting point is 00:40:25 the problems. Yeah. And, uh, Kelly C and you're like, well, actually, if you're well, actually in this, I got a news buddy. You stink. I saw this is way tighter than anything else we're doing. Scientists. Awesome criticism.

Starting point is 00:40:38 It was like, Hey, nature took these things out of the system. Why are you, why are you, who are you to put them back in? Oh man. You know what I mean? Nature versus nurture is what I say. I actually saw a werewolf the other day. You saw a werewolf? Yeah. Was it playing basketball? He had a Chinese menu in his hand. Seriously. He was just walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain. Okay. He was looking for this place called Leho Fuchs. He's got lyrics pulled up right now. No he doesn't.

Starting point is 00:41:06 No dude, he's doing this off the dome. Why do you just want a big dish of beef chow mein? Okay. Ooh, play something country. Different song. Do we gain Sassy Wolf Dave? What? When I was in high school though,

Starting point is 00:41:19 there was this guy on our basketball team, he would become a werewolf. And when he did, like his athleticism was just fucking crazy and he was just dunking it from like the three point line and he was just, he couldn't miss. He was fucking crazy. I think that's the plot of Teen Wolf, dude. What?

Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah, you're reading the plot, literally from plot.com. No, it was in my high school. No. I had a, in my high school, I had this girl, she was kind of like, you know, out there, but she was she was up there. She was out there. She was like in a kind of like love triangle thing with this, this guy who was a werewolf. And then this other guy that was a vampire. And you know, she

Starting point is 00:41:56 chose the vampire in the end. Ah, you hate to see nice. Nice wolves finish last. Yeah, for the wolves. I played inside linebacker with a dude named wolf once. Oh, really? Yeah, he just always blitz no matter the play call. Oh, my god. Yeah, L for the wolves. I played inside linebacker with a dude named wolf once. Oh really? Yeah, he just always blitz no matter the play call. Oh my god. Yeah, he works for CNN It's a wolf blitzer play. All right, one of my favorite professors. This is He would stop blitzing even the coach said hey, we gotta drive back in coverage. He's like I'm not doing all dude coach It's like me playing Madden for the first time. Well, I'm gonna blitz this guy Yeah, the what am I going to do?

Starting point is 00:42:25 Drop back in coverage? No. The offensive was very prepared for the blitz each play because he just wouldn't stop. Yeah, he's also not a big feller. No. My favorite. I didn't know you were an inside linebacker.

Starting point is 00:42:34 Mm-hmm. Huh. I want to do mine. What's your favorite? I want to do mine. Dave, what's your favorite? Well, no, it's fine. I was just going to talk about that professor.

Starting point is 00:42:42 I've told you about him. I had that favorite professor in my old school. The, take him. He was a different guy. He was this dude and we were just kind of working on some things and he knew I had special abilities due to due to I had this like lightning bolt scar on my fucking forehead. It was really unsightly, but I lightning bolt scarred my way into a lot of you know what back in the day. I see trim. Yeah. And anyway, didn't know it at the time, but we were on one of our little adventures and he was out there trying to help us, trying to save us.

Starting point is 00:43:16 And he fucking the moon came out. The moon. And he turned it turns out the son of a bitch was a werewolf. What? Yeah. What? They fired him after that. A lot of the parents didn't like the fact that he was that. No, I thought that was intolerant. I would have kept him on. I think it's important to have a broad spectrum of viewpoints at your school. I'm trying to think if that Professor Lupin was the one that did ridiculous. I think he's the one that taught everyone that. Do that, but do it with one of your stupid brain rot memes.

Starting point is 00:43:45 Oh, bamboozini goozini. Not as funny as I'd hoped. I had a hockey coach growing up that was a wolf. Really? Yeah. Real hard ass? It was during my time in Iceland. Yeah, I missed the last shot in like a shootout

Starting point is 00:44:01 to win like a big world championship thing. know, it's kind of bullshit like yeah So when I skate it back the coach looked at me said you lost it for me and I looked back at him And I was like dude, bro, you lost it for yourself. Oh He understood. I hate it when coaches like that take it so seriously, especially when they're coaching kids Mm-hmm. I remember that was a bad dude. No, like I kicked out of the league They called him the dentist because he got in so many fights it didn't seem fight or fair to have a Wolf fighting humans on the ice, but I know wow. Yeah, I could definitely understand that

Starting point is 00:44:33 Yeah, ready. You went to the dentist yesterday. I did right go to the dentist recently Yeah, maybe did Yeah, he did. He did. I'm seeing the word in a little link here under Romulus and Remus of Fratricide, which is pretty frat, but you know. I don't know if that's that. It's not that frat.

Starting point is 00:44:56 I mean, killing your brother probably isn't that frat. No, dude, cause your brother's for life. It better be a double suey. Double suey. Or a murder suey. If suey. Or a murder suey. If you're brothers for life at least. God, it reminds me of Fratric. God, the kid was fucking weird,

Starting point is 00:45:15 but we gave him a pick, because his dad owned this scrap metal company that he sold. I remember that, yeah. It was fucking tight. Cleaned up on it. Yeah, we ended up kicking him out anyway, but he still hung around at parties. Was he Juxton's pledge brother?

Starting point is 00:45:29 Was that same place? No, he was, no, he was 09. Oh, okay, yeah. Juxton actually never was even enrolled in class. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's so frat.

Starting point is 00:45:41 Yeah, he just like took out student loans and like all the money his parents gave him for school and just like ended up buying a boat. Oh, sick. He was a master craft. He master crafted his way into some, you know what? Okay. A lot of people do that.

Starting point is 00:45:56 Yeah, it's fucked up. What are they doing? Especially in this town. This fucking town. Oh man, this is tight. They need to have a camera on these things. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know know they do with like the bald eagle nest I know and all those little fucking hippo babies that like get it like it's a fat hippo eating watermelon

Starting point is 00:46:11 Don't talk shit on fritz right now, dude I'm just saying like hippo babies get a lot of love in this country, dude Mean fritz is fine fritz is the whole vibe dude. How big is that little fat fucker now? You know, I don't know how big is that little fat fucker now. We all want to know It's probably like 800 pounds. Yeah, let me let me Google How big is that little fat fuck his name's Fritz man put some respect on a little You know, I gotta get this vibe you get some merch. Yeah, I'm gonna get this photo of Fritz's snout. Okay. He dapped up a piece of paper with paint on it dude. That's cute as hell. He booped the canvas. How old is that little fat fucker? I don't know but the first thing that popped up was where does a fat fucker like myself locate some actual fashionable jeans?

Starting point is 00:47:00 And it's a reddit post. So. That guy's going through it. Did you some jinkos? Oh, yeah. One last package in the mail was like, fuck this. Said email was that read it from me. Here's a little fun fact that be 52 bombers referred to as the big ugly fat fucker. I did not know that. Okay, all this information. She don't know how big fucking fritz is. Thanks, Randy. Buff. Yeah, it's like three feet tall and like 36 pounds.

Starting point is 00:47:28 No, he's much bigger than that now. He's like a few years old. I thought you were talking about my son. Oh. I could have made a Bombadero, a Crocodile reference for the buff, but I didn't. You don't have to though. You don't have to. Yeah, I'm sure I could have showed that I did not. You just don't have to, player. Hey, while you're here, man, I just have to do. I just created an order out of thin air. Holy shit. I want to send something to somebody and I was like,

Starting point is 00:48:07 wait, can I just do this in here? It updated the inventory, created a shipping label for me. I smacked that thing on, got it out the door. Dang, man. You see, Dillon Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the United States from household names like Mattel and Gymshark to brands just getting started. Like us. How about that? Get started with your own design studio with hundreds of ready to use templates. Shopify helps you build a beautiful

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Starting point is 00:49:08 I was **** on the track ball. Geez. I'm glad you're not upset over it. He just gives Brett so much credit for using Shopify and I can do it so easily too. I think that's the thing. Everyone can do it easily dude. Like that's the

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Starting point is 00:49:44 Put them fits on the screen there, bud. It's Masters time. We're going to look at these three fits. These are three fits before the week starts or before the the tournament starts. I just want to get your initial thoughts.

Starting point is 00:49:56 We've probably all seen these. They've been sent to the group text, but I just want to say first of all, we got hope we got Victor Hovland here. Yes, and it's a it's a often criticized for his fits. No, the we got Victor Hovland here. Yes, it's a it's a often criticized for his fits. No,

Starting point is 00:50:09 it's a novelty style like it's a sweater. It's giving novelty. It looks like you buy it in a gift shop. It's it's it's like a hybrid of opera and golf. Right. I don't like here coworking. You know what I co-workers man. You're just out here co-working. You know what I mean? Are you going to destroy my sweater? No, I just wanted to see what you got underneath.

Starting point is 00:50:50 Okay, just don't pull this thread as I walk away. That's all I'm asking. Okay. Here, Randy, I want you to put this sweater up because like he's getting mugged on. Okay. Who mugged on Vic? I'll **** him up. I'm about to find out, Hoss. Like the Malbon, the Malbon graphic sweater. Do you know how much this is? It's like $350. Dude, it's like $488. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:13 I remember looking it up and being like, damn, okay. That's a lot. And prices out the common man. I don't like it. Now, he's terrorist, man. Everything's going to cost that much at some point. It's true. This is not terrific.

Starting point is 00:51:27 This is a, is it QZ? If I tried this on and then saw the price of it, I'd tear it off. Okay. Okay. Okay. You said, what was your tariff pun? Terrific. Okay.

Starting point is 00:51:44 Oh, I thought you were going to do one. You're just, you're just writing it down. What was your tariff pun? Terrific, okay I thought you were joining do one you're just you're just writing it down. I'm updating something you fuck Who's our next fit Next fit is one Jason day. Hey, come on. Dude. He's he's in his frat era. He's not even a vibe He's not even like going that crazy with it. He just looks cool I think it's the shades the visor and then what do you call that style shirt? It's like an old-school not a bowling style, but like a camp collar. Yeah, it's campy I don't know if it's camp camp, but it's I don't I don't like the skin fade into a goatee look at all At all. I don't think he cares dude. I'm just saying Dave thinks

Starting point is 00:52:26 he looks hot and I'm just gonna- He finished T2 in 2011 man. He doesn't care what you think. Actually he's on my team. I drafted him. Didn't you get a skin fade downstairs? No. I still don't believe that Augusta had to approve his fits. That's so lame. He said it on Dan Rapoport's podcast. He reiterated this story and I still just don't believe it. And I also think that Augusta won't come out and say like, no, Jason Day's lying. They're just promoting Malbon really hard. I'm fine with him doing that.

Starting point is 00:52:58 Here's what I like about, okay, what I love about Malbon is what I hate about Malbon. I love what they're doing so much and I want to be a part of it. Except for when you walk into, let's say you go to Kaiser to check in, and you're the guy wearing the Malbon. Everybody knows you're the guy. You're the Malbon guy.

Starting point is 00:53:16 Oh, you spent... Oh, and you're foursome. You're the Malbon guy. You spent 350 bucks on a shirt. It's so unique right now. It's too unique. It's too unique, which is like's too unique. It's too unique Which is like a good time. It should in theory be the time to wear it, but it's also like

Starting point is 00:53:32 There's a stigma I'm all for taking a chance Fashion fashion is to go and take a fashion is ugly But this is like this is like a couple degrees out of my range of things I would be willing to like take a shot off. I was definitely gonna say you could never pull this off. You would look fucking terrible. So you'd take a shot on bone marrow but not off Jason Day's shirt.

Starting point is 00:53:54 Exactly. Good point. I would do a body shot off Jason Day. I know that fashionistically isn't a word. Imagine if Jason Day took his visor off and held it in front of your head and then poured a shot through it into your mouth. Mm hmm. I would take that. I do. It's a major

Starting point is 00:54:09 winner. I do it for one of y'all too. You want Colonial as well. Y'all are my boys. Uh that's Colonial. Have you ever done a shoey? No. No. I won't do it. I'm 40 years old brother. Uh it's not even about the germs and grossness for me. It's more about the fact that I don't want my shoe to smell like beer. Yeah, you're signing up for uh. You're more concerned about the the and grossness for me. It's more about the fact that I don't want my shoe to smell like beer Yeah, you're signing up for more concerned about the the beer smell in the shoe than you are drinking beer out of a stinky shoe Yeah, I really turn about vortex bottle from 2011. You think I'm worried about a little dust in my shoe You think I care what my my freaking?

Starting point is 00:54:38 Shoe maybe I don't know I put some I put some Lucy's in my pocket the other day for the concert Just took those out had some lint in my mouth for a little bit. Just straight pocket with him? Yeah. I put some gummies in the in the in the container. I actually I actually got sniped at security. What? I put my stuff down in the in the bin. She goes open that zinc container for me.

Starting point is 00:55:01 Oh. And I looked at her like. Oh no. Really? I opened it and I showed her the gummies and she goes, okay. I just shut it. And I was like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:55:11 I have a little tiny gun in there. A little gun? A little blade? I get that it is a little heavier than the normal zinc container. Sir, I'm sorry. You can't bring that fruit by the foot in here. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:55:21 Got some early birds on us. They're omega-3-ish. I I have arthritis I approve of frat Jason day There you go, hey I this has nothing to do Jason day, you know what fun fact I learned Do you know which college basketball team men's basketball team has more in CAA tournament victories without a championship? than any other school. Randy, do you know? I hope that I don't. Just give it a guess there, bud.

Starting point is 00:55:51 Is it, is it Purdue? Yeah, it is. Purdue's never won a title. Never won a title. They got a lot of dubs though. That surprises me. No, I thought it was going to be Texas. No, they made the final four back in the early 2000s. I thought Texas would have had one from back in the day. No. I can't believe Bautiker didn't get it done. I know. He was on the final four back in the early 2000s. I thought texas would have had one from back in the day

Starting point is 00:56:09 No, I can't believe bodiker didn't get it done. I know he was on the final 14. He was that's fun TJ roya levy or was that after they got knocked out by syracuse and carmelo anthony? Love it. All right. Give us the last one haas Sure after you did that to me and here's this guy. I don't know his name His camp. Yes, what do you think his name is? I think it's Kamsmith. Ah darn it. What's he doing? Wearing a suit coat out there today.

Starting point is 00:56:29 He hit him with the blue on blue on blue. Cole, why wouldn't you? He did. Blue belt. I thought he would peel the coat when he started swinging but he didn't. I can't imagine something worse to swinging than a suit coat, especially one that's been tailored to you.

Starting point is 00:56:44 Is he trying to go like old school style style like I'm Jack Nicklaus out here It could be twillery like I'm Arnold Palmer out here in the late 60s or something because it's not giving that totally Maybe it's a bold move to wear a jacket to the tournament known for jackets You know I'm saying the green jacket and you're like no check this out I'm going blue and I'm gonna play some practice rounds. It's interesting that it's very clear that these brands have realized the power of the masters and like they're officially doing like walkup videos

Starting point is 00:57:15 and just putting guys in there like brand new, never before seen stuff. Who's his clothing sponsor? Liv. He was with, he had an interesting one. Yaga, yeah, I think it was Yaga. I used to fucks with it. Hell yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:36 It's got a little wolf. Oh, is that a dire wolf? Wolfson. That does kinda look like it. Okay, that's a dope little. Yeah, he was sponsored by Penguin for a little bit. Yeah. Oh, the flightless bird. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

Starting point is 00:57:47 don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

Starting point is 00:57:55 don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

Starting point is 00:58:03 don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know golfer in the world for a minute there. You're right, Dave. And now he's here doing this. Felt back to the immediate part of the bell curve. I don't know, man, with his traditional Augusta nationalism, surprised I haven't made him go jacket off. I was waiting for that. Waiting for it. Finally, he finally got here.

Starting point is 00:58:21 I'm of the thinking that four buttons on a placket there is just too many buttons for a polo. You just need three. Well, maybe that's how he learns. He doesn't learn face to face. He learns with a freaking placket yoke. It's true. It's true.

Starting point is 00:58:35 It's just so much placket. If you have any man boob, it's gonna fall between those two boobs on your chest and it's gonna look like shit. You think, what if he he knew that what if he like realized when he put it on he didn't try on in the clothes and he's like, I can't go out there with this. I need something to put on over this and I'm like, well, here's a suit coat.

Starting point is 00:58:55 There's a suit coat. I did not notice that he did have the live embroidery on the arm. Has Derek Guy seen this yet? I don't know. He's not a fan of a suit coat with jeans. So today is par three day. Is he playing the par three contest in this? I don't know. I haven't seen this yet. I don't know. He's not a fan of a suit coat with jeans. So, today is part three

Starting point is 00:59:09 day. Is he playing the part three contest in this? It's truly hard to say. It's going to be too warm by that point, dude. So, he's out, guns out. So, he's going to jack it. Dylan, that's a lot. Yeah, he's going to remove his coat. What

Starting point is 00:59:21 the **** is he talking about? It's weird. Sorry. I don't I don't know, Dave. I I ride for all three guys that we're talking about today. I'm sorry. I don't he won Colonial or the Nelson. he won Colonial or the Nelson. he won Colonial or the Nelson. I he won colonial or the Nelson, I can't remember which one we saw him like the next week. My dad and I were at a tournament and my dad made some comments. Like, so I'm walking on the fairway. I was like, Oh, you like it here in DFW playing well. And he goes, yes, sir. And that was it. That was the interaction. And I was like, wow, what a great interaction.

Starting point is 01:00:01 Confirmation, big DSI. So shout out to him for humoring me and my dad. That's a true story. It's beautiful. Yeah, it's something I'll always have with me. Yeah. Yes, I. I would have asked what his favorite

Starting point is 01:00:19 Alfred Hitchcock movie was. Vertigo. You know, he suffers from that or has in the past. I'm glad it's funny to you though. I have a tinge of it. Oh, dude, quit stealing vertigo valor. I have not. I have a little vertigo. Sometimes when I be standing up, I start to feel like my head, my feet are over my head. If I'm on an escalator, I can't look up because I just like, I'm like, I'm falling off the earth. It's crazy. Facts, dude. I don't think you're falling off the earth, man. I'm on an escalator. I can't I'm still recovering from the

Starting point is 01:01:05 bachelor party. It's Wednesday, Randy. So what? Sorry, I'm frat. Okay. Jesus. Good stuff from Randy. Well, well, okay. You want to talk about this this starts Oh yeah. Before I get out of here, can I can I talk about our man in darts? There's been a darts injury. There's been a darts injury.

Starting point is 01:01:26 Michael Van Gerwen. No, he had to withdraw. Yeah. Yeah. He had to withdraw from the premier league darts. He strained his arm, putting on a shirt. Trying on shirts. Some shirts. He was trying out some shirts for a sponsor, tweaked something, had to get out. Are you kidding me?

Starting point is 01:01:44 That's some old man shit. Dude, this is a, an athlete in, in peak physical condition. I mean, I've tweaked something, putting a sock on. I feel like tweaking something, putting a shirt on is even harder. That's tough. That's a tough law. Freak neck injury. Who, uh, who do we credit this story with?

Starting point is 01:01:59 Like who broke the story? Sky Sports starts. No, but was it, was it Vincent van der Voort? Vincent van der Voort? Dude, it was VVDV. You shut out VVDV. I went to the Vincent van Gohe museum in Amsterdam. Oh, really? Yeah. Was it like his museum? Or was it like an exhibition in a museum? It was the Vincent van Gohe museum. Yeah, that's swag It was fucking swagged out. Damn. He's my fave on the Lolo. I gained a new appreciation for him, man

Starting point is 01:02:31 I like Monet too, but like on the real what's your favorite painting of van Gogh's? Um starry night No, there's one of a bedroom. Yeah I took a picture of that I put on the tee on the fucking shit He did a couple different ones. And yeah, I know. When you put that on the shit, I was like, yo, that's my fate. God, I had to take it, but I didn't Vincent van Gogh. It's good.

Starting point is 01:02:52 It's good. I almost pulled a Vincent van Gogh on Monday morning when I woke up. Cut your ear off? Yeah, I thought someone did that. I thought Sal might have done that in my sleep. I do have a theory she's drugging me at night. Your wife? Yeah. Okay. She does it for a living. She just wants you to go to sleep? I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie,

Starting point is 01:03:06 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie,

Starting point is 01:03:14 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie,

Starting point is 01:03:22 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, or the suicide came Emiliano what don't suicide fruit I think that's what will was going for there sounds like a sixth grade band name what the fuck's up I hop with suicide fruit that's good my buddies had a band called the death peppers okay I didn't invite me, but they let me make the poster for their show. They wrote like a lot of like melodies and.

Starting point is 01:03:49 No, they, well at the talent show they played Wild Thing. Okay. Yeah. You make my heart sing. It's funny to listen to now because my buddy who is the lead singer, his voice hadn't changed yet. And so him singing Wild Thing with his like

Starting point is 01:04:08 Wild Thing! It's good. I never entered a talent show. I couldn't juggle back then. I can now. You weren't talented. I would always make sure to sit about second row for the talent shows because I wanted to be I wanted to be as close as possible for the the fallout of any bad performances. Did you ever did you ever throw your boxer briefs at the stage? I didn't. Did you ever throw your boxer briefs at the stage? I didn't. Well, what'd you do for your talent for Mr. Trojan? Fucking push ups. I believe I lip sync a song with that.

Starting point is 01:04:34 That's so half assed to lip sync. I can't remember what song I did, but I did it. It was a duo, a duet, if you will, because I was too nervous to go by myself. Was it a, you ain't gonna call me your boo just as bad as you will because I was too nervous to go by myself. Was it a you ain't gonna call me your boo just as bad as you are? I think he was like a Backstreet Boys John or something. You ain't gonna call me your boo. Remember that? We were listening to that a couple weeks ago here. Anyway, might have to find the tape, the old tape of that show. It's it's out there somewhere on VHS. I could digitize it.

Starting point is 01:05:14 Okay. Thanks. All right, man. There goes Will DeFries. Hey guys, thanks for having me. And you just you're just always a delight. I'm so hungry. Oh, I got some tube steak in the fridge if you want to No one's ever thrown the mic in anger He threw the mic in anger. I heard him say it goes We could just roll this right into this weekend of fun presented by to Kovac you can skip my side you over. Oh, I'll incorporate it in. That's what a real pro does like myself this weekend and fun presented by Tacoma's our good friends at Tacoma's but we would be

Starting point is 01:05:55 remiss if we didn't if we didn't just give them this. Let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by

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Starting point is 01:06:20 been rocking mine pretty much every weekend now. I I feel very left out as being like one of the only people in this office that doesn't have to Kova's boots. And I'm pretty embarrassed. I, it's, I'm going to, I'm going to correct this this year. I'm getting to Kova's boots. That is the Dylan guarantee. You can't have good time and bad boots, the house, you know that?

Starting point is 01:06:38 Yes. That's why you need to Kova's. What I like about them, in addition to them looking very, very good, you put them on and the first time you put them on, they feel like you've had them for five years. They break in extremely easy. Randy, you got some. You got a couple pairs.

Starting point is 01:06:55 Don't you? Yeah, I got a Chelsea boot and I got a little zip up roper and I was rocking that zip up roper all the bachelor party. He was quite nice. There's no compromise between quality and style, Dylan. I know. How many of these talk points do I have to give you

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Starting point is 01:08:15 pretty stacked, fun-filled weekend that I love to share with you all if you give me the platform to do so. That's exactly what I've done here. Even though you've never pointed your boots towards the west because you don't own any. So Chelsea's parents are going to be in town and it's a big deal man. They're uh they're going to stay downtown and we're going to just bounce around town with them. They're going to meet Parks for the first

Starting point is 01:08:37 time. So this is a big big weekend. They will be at Parks is baseball game on Friday evening. Oh, no pressure. I'm hoping that bat stays hot, man. Hope he puts on a freaking show for them and he's thrilled and excited. Is he a superstitious guy? No. Not yet, okay.

Starting point is 01:08:54 No, not yet. He will be. Yeah, he probably will be. It's a sports thing for sure. So yeah, that'll be fun. I got other family members going there too. My dad should be there, so they're gonna meet my dad and my sister and brother-in-law and my two little nieces and it's gonna be a little family affair there

Starting point is 01:09:08 It's gonna be a great situation weather should be good Hopefully they get the dub and we're gonna write that into a little Zoc card play after the game. Oh, yeah, probably pine house Go with me probably pine house get a pint. Get you craft beer. Get us a pie. You know, just go in. Get you a tomato sandwich. Tomato, tomato pie sandwich. And then Saturday we're gonna see the town a little bit. We're gonna go to dinner somewhere. I don't know exactly where yet. Um El Alma's in play. Matt El Ranchoos is in play. Maddell Ranchos. There might be a Terry Blacks play somewhere in there.

Starting point is 01:09:49 I want to give him a, you know, we want to give him a nice cross-section of what Texas has to offer cuisine wise. You know what I'm saying? Sunday, Parks has another game in the afternoon. Two games this weekend. And yeah, just it's it's family weekend man and have parks the whole weekend I'm pretty excited about that and her parents are lovely people I've met them before and I'm excited to hang out

Starting point is 01:10:15 around Austin with them that's pretty much it man a master's abs hit well that sounds delightful yeah I think you're gonna have good weather maybe a little warm it's gonna be warm but the game Sunday a master's abs is hitting. Um that sounds delightful. Yeah, I think you're going to have good weather. Maybe be a little warm. It's going to be warm. It's but the the game Sunday,

Starting point is 01:10:30 it's it's going to be in the nineties on Sundays. That's going to be a real warm one but it's well, that means the bats are going to be busting. The bats will be hot just like the weather. Randy, you got anything? Yeah. I'm about to post my

Starting point is 01:10:44 Instagram. So, yeah, about this weekend though. Yeah, about the past weekend you should go on at a range backing and go like it. Mainly just Saturday got an engagement party. It's going to be a brunch going into a desert door distillery, which I'm a big, tall guy. So this is my first time actually getting to go to the distillery. So I'm actually pretty excited for it. Did you coffee mug? Their coffee mugs are dope. Are they?

Starting point is 01:11:06 Okay. Yeah. And that's, that's about it. I guess last of us on Sunday. Should I dig into that show? It's good. Have you watched it? Yeah, I was, I never played the game,

Starting point is 01:11:17 but it was, I enjoyed it. It's very, here's the thing. I know it's going to be sad and I don't really like, I don't really like doing my Sunday sad, but I think we still got some gemstones left to cut it. So we'll be all right. Are any of you doing the studio yet? No. What do you mean the studio?

Starting point is 01:11:34 There's a show. We might. Apple TV Plus called the studio, starring Seth Rogen. That is so loud. That's fucking serious packing tape. That's packing tape. Oh, the packing tape. It's on their nose. It's so good. You don't need to watch the studio. Yeah, for sure. What's it about? It is about a

Starting point is 01:11:53 Hollywood exec in the movie industry and that it's can't it's cameo central. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, you guys are in cameo. We are in cameo. Dave is a different cameo. Dave was on cameo with Barack Obama at Hooters. Here's the deal. Can't believe you ran into him there. I'm kind of, Dylan's good too. I feel very strongly.

Starting point is 01:12:17 My cameos are good. Find me on cameo. I like doing, they're cheap and they're good. I like doing them. I do. I actually like talking to them. I also like getting a quick 15 bucks to talk to the folks. Yeah. Find them on cameo. Some of them I'll just go for three minutes and I'll be

Starting point is 01:12:34 like, if this sucked, I'll do it again. I'll tell you, I will do multiple takes. I don't care. I typically, it typically keeps me from being sad about Luca at night. So hit me on cameo. Dylan, too. Anything else, Randy? And it does a nicer. That's a nice early bird shirt you got on there. Yeah, thank you.

Starting point is 01:12:53 Shout out early bird use code. Oh, no. Backer 20. I think it's back or probably. What else? Oh, yeah, me. So, yeah, Lucas back in town tonight. It's I'm very very I'm excited to watch I'm also sad to watch I will probably be There's a pretty good. I don't know I'm gonna feel I mean, I know I'm gonna be like I think I'm gonna be more mad

Starting point is 01:13:18 Than sad. I think it's just gonna be anger. I think there will be some sports tears shed They're gonna probably they have to do a video Of course, they're gonna do a video and it's gonna be weird because it's like you are the reason he's not here anymore Not him I'm gonna be fucking mad actually, so I'll probably do I'll probably tweet through it. Honestly From there tomorrow tomorrow through Sunday is gonna be just real Masters heavy no shocker there but I'm gonna really

Starting point is 01:13:52 really try to watch as much as I can in the past you know if I if I duck out on a little bit here there on a Friday not this year I'm gonna really try to take it all in I I've been really geeking out to some of the older rounds. You can watch on YouTube They'll just pull the whole broadcast and put it on there. No commercials and it's fucking great. So I recommend doing that It's a good way to get into it I Filled out my pool thing I'm not gonna tell you my picks because I don't want I know there's some listeners out there have reached out about being in the pool. I don't want them stealing my picks because

Starting point is 01:14:27 I don't want to share when I win. Well, let's just say let's just say I think Scottie Shaffler is going to play pretty well coming in with a relatively hot part. He's pretty good. Pretty good little. I don't think he's going to win but I think he's going to top five for sure. I think he's even money for a top five finish. Really? That checks out. Yeah. What about that? Uh that uh the

Starting point is 01:14:54 Brooks Koepke guy. You think he's going to win it all? I don't know dude. That's it. No, I don't but I've seen him playing forever. Yeah, I don't I don't really know how he's coming into this thing. Okay. What about uh okay Jason Day? No, I don't think he's gonna win. He's gonna go through all of them

Starting point is 01:15:09 He will make the cut though Any more that I can let's go no Tiger Woods isn't playing and is Bryson playing? Yeah Okay, I thought despite his chest injury that did announce two weeks ago This is not a freaking neck injury from from trying on some shirts. That's a callback to the segment we did about eight minutes ago. Yeah. Pretty good stuff, Randy. They go check out my Instagram. Yeah, I'm looking at it now. Oh, is that you're just stalling?

Starting point is 01:15:32 Yeah, it's a pretty sick first photo. You got to admit it's fine. The first photo is pretty good. It's pretty good. Yeah, I was just stalling because it was posting. Skull stalling like Scott. Mm hmm. Not playing. I got nothing else.

Starting point is 01:15:46 This is pretty good. Dude, this picture of you and all the guys dressed as like Danny DeVito characters. There's no chicks around. I'm shocked. Ah, dude, freaking epic weekend. I'll give you a pity like, this looks like a lot of fun.

Starting point is 01:15:59 Good, cause you're free. You refused to like my last Instagram. So yeah, you're right. I never will. Glaring lack of stencil on this one All right, that's my bad. I'm sorry boys. Let's run it back Let's run it back. Of course. That is the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about Dylan is picking jj spawn for the last pick of his master snake draft Bombadillo crocadillo

Starting point is 01:16:22 bombazini guzzini Yes Bombadillo Crocodillo, Bombazini Guzzini. Yes. For sure. No one Danny DeVito their way into some ass on Randy's bachelor party. Will wasn't a big fan of Brett driving to Houston tucked in. Nobody was.

Starting point is 01:16:36 Everyone's got diarrhea. There you go. Dave lightning bolt scarred his way into a lot of trim back in the day. Dave and Will have tariff puns. Terrific and tariff off. the day. The winning boat scarred his way into a lot of trim back in the day. They even will have terrific and tariff off. Kim Smith learns with a freaking

Starting point is 01:16:54 placket yo and finally Randy posted an Instagram. There we go. Clues run it back. Now, that right there's a podcast. I agree. Bamba deal. At DC Rough on Instagram at and at Randy Trebek. Go like Thanks for watching guys!

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