Circling Back - Doggy Bags, Italian Ducks, and The Cost of Butt

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

Don Jr. killed a rare duck in Italy, breaking down the dynamics surrounding the Maryland Foodie Boyz podcast, “Shrink The Game” discussing the “cost of butt,” Dillon becoming the poop czar of his place, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:55) Is it ‘frat’ to shoot rare Italian ducks? (34:41) Maryland Foodie Boyz (42:00) Shrink The Game of the Week (50:45) This Weekend in Fun  Support This Episode’s Sponsors Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling  PrizePicks: www.prizepicks.com/steam (use code STEAM to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!) Huel: Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/steam15 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast having a real hard time today starting this episode with Dylan wearing his sweatshirt like a college girl again Why are you doing this? I'm in my cozy air. No, no, it's it's comfortable. My arms are cool. It's cold in here I have a short sleeve shirt on and it's comfortable and I think you just need to get over also wearing shorts Yeah, Dylan walked in like he got a tee time today. It's 80 degrees today, brother It doesn't seem like you're able to handle basic air conditioning. Yeah, you just wear a sweater. I'm quite comfortable No, you're not you're wearing you're wearing a podcasting sleeves right now. I'm quite comfortable

These are podcasting. It's your shooting sleeve. Yeah off my shit dog. Why do you think you're AI right now behind the mic David Ruff? So I mean like sorry to derail by just's a little bit rough. I don't know. I mean has like moved on from the Luca thing and now they're just like Bregman going to the Cubs. What's Houston doing, man? All the heat is off of us. This is crazy. Bregman might be going to the Cubs. I'm not sure if it's done yet.

But anyway, people forget he wants, it's like his rookie year, maybe his second year. Somebody a friend of a friend tweeted, he didn't have a big following, tweeted something like that. Now would be a good time for the Astros to trade Bregman. This is pre tainted world series. Harmless take. Yeah. It's just like they should trade them, go after some, uh, bullpen guys or something. He like searched his name, found the tweet and TM the guy and just

fucking let them have it. That's my dream, dude. It's so be awesome. And I hate I hated Breguet just because the rivalry, but I always thought that was one of the funnier things I would have. I would have. I would love to get it a message from like a soccer player that I've just been talking shit on. It would feel so good.

This guy was a civilian. He wasn't even like a podcast. That's tight. He was just like, maybe I'll just I like to use Twitter for sports. Like I want to see what the people are saying about me. He's like, oh this guy wants me traded huh? Well how about this? Here's a private message. Plus there's probably so much nastier shit about him on Twitter that he found. He decided to go out to this dude. This is probably probably DMed a lot of people. This is

prelawn days though. Pre what? Prelawn. Prelawn. Prelawn. Oh, prelawn. People are calling it prelawn. Prelawn. What does that have to do with this? I'm just saying it's an it's a nastier place now. It is. It is. Some will say. Yeah. Yeah. Hate

speech is no longer uh a banable offense. Bro, I hated speech class. I did too. Had to go up there and give speeches and shit. Absolutely loved it. Really? Yeah, the best class there is. You did have to make a speech every single day. Public speaking was a big fear.

So the days when you didn't have to make a speech, you just got to watch other people just make speeches and be all nervous and shifty and it was just the best. It was a great entertainment. That would have been me. I can't imagine having a cell phone back in those days. Cause your boys up there just going through it, just bumbling his way through his speech and you're just like,

Y'all get secondhand embarrassment when people are. Yeah. I do too. I don't know where to look away. I don't know what to look at, especially in a pre-phone era. Pre-phone. Why are you talking so much pre? I wish I could call my call my speech teacher right now.

He told me that I was, he gave me an A, but he said that I was pretty casual during my speeches and a little too off the cuff. I wanna be like, hey, I can host a podcast now, bitch. Hey, have you seen her? No, he was a real one. He was a real one. I wouldn't call him that. You should send him just a link to a Trump video. So this guy's president. He's a real one. I wouldn't call him that. You should send him just a link to a Trump video.

So this guy's president. He's off the cuff. I kind of was ahead of my time. Do you think Biden's going to start a podcast now that he's with CAA? I don't know, man. Did you hit record man? What is? So that's just two books like his speeches. I'm sure it's yeah and I'm sure it's who sets him up with you know his publisher for his memoir that he's definitely writing. Is he gonna go on Call Her Daddy?

He's not gonna write it. He can go on Call Her Daddy. He can go on Brianna Chicken Fry's Chicken Check. Or Circling Back. We'll have him. We can go on Circling Back. We don't have a relationship with CAA, but. That's true, we don't.

Damn. I don't know what their client list looks like. I think it's pretty good. They have Obama as well. I think it's good, yeah. Yeah, they got Obama. He should go on the number one food podcast in Maryland. That would be electric.

Honestly, I could see Trump going on there. I could see Barron being like, Dad, you gotta go on this food podcast. Just talking McDonald's or something. Yeah, he's the perfect guest for them. Can we get them in the net? He eats like a fucking child. Let's get them in the net.

It might be too big for us now. They're way too big for us, Dave. Are they monetizing? Are they doing ads and shit? I don't know, but they found the algorithm. Can they read? More on that. They can read.

I'm excited. More on that. We could probably get one of them on the pod. I just to like say hey. It depends which one. Yeah, you're good. Good point. Good point. Yeah. This will all make a lot more sense in like twenty minutes. Yeah, for sure. I had a kolache for dinner last night. Just a

whole ass Kalachi dude. I made an omelet for dinner last night. No pigs. I got a pig but you gotta respond to the the criticizers out there who have been saying that you're overcooking your omelets. I've seen that. It's just you. No,

people have been saying that. No, people are saying that like they're they're a little too done. Listener voicemails. You said that. Listener voicemails have been coming in like and I didn't play them because I didn't want to go at your neck to our but maybe today i'll play them You can't you can't flip the omelet or you you can't fold it over until it's solidified enough to do so It's in our form. Don't i'm literally getting dm from gordon rams you right now

This guy hey this guy knows eggs. He had like five hard boiled eggs this morning. True. I had three. True. Video released later this afternoon. I had hard boiled eggs here in the office and it just broke Randy's brain. He couldn't believe what he was saying. It's like, they're just hard boiled eggs, brother. You're just eating them. Dave, can you confirm that I'm DMing Gordon Ramsay?

Dude. DM him. Why are you, why do you have an open DM with Gordon Ramsay? Because he's DMing him. No, he already Gordon Ramsay and him have like a conversation. He follows me. Does he follow y'all? Wow He probably doesn't follow y'all. Oh He said you're almost dreadful that's Simon Cowell Yeah, he still follows me

So because he knows I'm a ball knower. I'm an omelet knower So not to like derail, but are you really gonna wear your shirt like that all episode? I could, especially if it bothers you guys, I'm definitely going to. Old derail. I'm cozier than y'all are right now. It's just weird that you roll into the office today,

dressed like you're about to be the pit viper guy for a bachelor party, and then you sit down and you get all sorority girl on us. The second you sit down. You are like, that's so off. Dude, you are giving me mischaracterizing me. You're wearing a manana hat. You got your party boy polo on. You're wearing tech shorts.

That guy has like a sleeveless denim vest on. I guess all vests are sleeveless. He has a denim vest on. It's kind of a prerequisite. He has a mullet and like nothing on under the vest. Don't throw dirt on dudes with mullets, dude. They're people too. You are more pit viper coated than I am.

I'm not pit viper coated right now, dude. Dude, well I have a polo on. Like what are you talking about? You think he's PV coated? You know, Long, this has been a staple of menswear since like 1950 no, no, no, you just got our toilet paper staples Office Depot Why is everybody coming up my neck

It's the arms out of all the things that you've ever done that are a little ridiculous, buying toilet paper from Office Depot is one of the wildest choices. Oh, it's weird, because we were out of toilet paper and no one wanted to step up and go to the store and buy some, and I found the store nearest to us that had toilet paper, and I went and bought some.

I took one for the team. Yeah, sometimes the best ability isn't availability. I didn't open the package and feel the toilet paper. I just bought a bulk thing of it and brought it to the office. What if you asked them if you could test it before you buy it? Yeah, no one does that.

Try before you buy it. You just buy it. That'd be actually nice if they had like, if they had like rolls on a roll and you could just like tear it and see. That would be great. Could wipe it on your arm and see if you get any of those like balls.

It's prison toilet paper is what it is. It's terrible. Yeah. It looks like a, it looks like a prison to ride is about to make a veil. If you hold it up, you can see right through it. Office depot. It's probably good if you're running septic though.

It's a good like emergency. Like, oh shit, we're out. Are we running septic here? If you had a, if you, if you told a bunch of pledges to eat that pack of toilet paper, they're going to finish that in like two hours. They're probably like, Oh, this is actually pretty easy. They're probably like, this is the highlight of my week. Wait, hold on guys.

This is so easy. Should we actually try to make this take like two weeks? I try to do a solid for the office and this is the things I get. No, that's the thing with those. You can only do solids. Yeah. It's what Will's done is. It's not observing much.

You got to fold over like six times to use it. This is so thin. I just want you to pull that sweatshirt over your head. You're a crumpler got to fold it over like six times to use it. This is so thin. I just want you to pull that sweatshirt over your head. You're a crumpler though, right? I'm not going to do that. You at least pull it over part of your head like corn holio? No, I'm not going to corn holio it. No, it's just not the same. He does need TP for his bungle. Yeah, it all ties together. This is a long play for you. It's a big old bit. Why does he always need TP for his bungle? Big old bit. You know what I mean? The guy sounds like he has a number of issues with his bowels. Yeah. I don't think Beavis nor Butthole have the best diets. What triggered it? Was it too much

sugar? He would eat too much candy or something. Too many hard boiled eggs. No, he would have too much sugar and he would just turn into cornhole-io. It's a great show. It really was a good show. I still have some songs, some of the music videos like that run through my head. And you talk over them in Beavis voice? I just think, I don't make. Should we make a music video?

Music video. The song rules. That's not bad. Yeah. It's okay, can you do that again? The song rules. Oh, got it. Ha ha ha ha.

There was one that the song was like, My judge. Sold my fortune. Austin's own. But Beavis and Butt-Head thought he was saying, sold my futon. And so they were just like, what would you want to sell your futon?

Futon's rule, it is so stupid. I swear to God, I think about that like once a month. I'm like, why would you want to sell your futon? Was that Mike Judge's first hit show? It's gotta be, right? Yeah, he lives here, doesn't he? Yeah, he's an Austin guy. King of the Hill is based on Oak Hill.

Which is where he lives. It's down around my way. I don't have to dox myself. How about that? It may not be around my way. I may live somewhere else. I'm basically in Georgetown. Those are different directions from here. Yeah, you're not even close. I confuse the fuck out of these people. You're a Hoya? I used to fuck out of these people. You're a Hoya? Different Georgetown. Oh. AI.

Patrick Ewing? Shooting sleeves. D'aww. It's all coming full circle today, baby. These guys are all in pod sleeves on. It's all coming full circle today. No other podcast is doing this, man. These guys are all in pod sleeves on, it's ready.

You told us the beginning of the year that you were on some new-ish. Yeah, I told y'all. We just didn't know this is what it was gonna be. You didn't the beginning of the year that you were on some new-ish. Yeah, I told y'all. We just didn't know this is what it was gonna be. You didn't know what all was in that bag, did you? It was just you doing. Yeah, I didn't know you were stealing a Shacker sweatshirt.

I'm doing a Sortie Girl studying for finals right now. Seriously. Where's your Stanley Cup? You need a Diet Coke, a Stanley Cup. And a lot of Adderall. I'd take an Adderall right now if you put it in front of me. I love that. I don't have any.

Brett Pry, nevermind. Actually, yeah. Randy? No, I could probably easily get a prescription. Yeah, you're built for it. I'm built for an Adderall prescription. Just do Coke. Yeah, I'm not gonna do coke, man. I'm never gonna

coke. I'm not gonna start now. You're wearing pajama pants. I'm wearing Robeck Looper's shorts. Uggs. Are Uggs, do girls still wear Uggs? I think they're back. Yeah, they're pretty back. Yeah. Very good, Dave. In. It's part of my in-out list. Uggs. Uggs are in. Sick. Ugg boots. Did they ever catch on with the male? The male? The mens? Tom Brady did that thing with them right? Yeah. Um. I had some house, some Uggs house slippers at one point. Well they're originally for like surfer dudes. Uggs? Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't believe that shit. Look it up. I uh. I'm not going to. I've decided not to. Dude I had to stop wearing them. I could never wear them Will. Why? Because one Dylan's not saluting his shorts. Ugg boots were originally designed for surfers in Australia in the 1960s.

They were worn to keep surfers feet warm before and after surfing in the Pacific Ocean. What Will did here is a very deep pole. You're gonna get sand in them. Okay, tell the guy who made them. Maybe he'll pronounce it Oog. What's his email? Oog, Ooges.

Ooges. Oh man, that's good, that's good. Hey, next week on Patreon, we're doing something different. Next week we're gonna be doing a little something called Circling Back on Touching Base. What's that theater thing? Space theater? I don't know. Mystery Science Theater. Mystery Science Theater. We're going to be taking some classic old clips from Touching Base episodes and we're going to revisit them via the paywall on Patreon and do some discussions surrounding them. If you have any certain segments or moments of the podcast, please reach out as we would

like to isolate some that are some fan favorites, whether this happens in some sort of subreddit thing, whether you just email Randy a timestamp or something. We do have, I've been told we have the entire archive. We do, shout out to that listener. He's emailed it to Randy and I last, sometime last year. I can't remember his name, but you know who you are. Okay, so we have the entire archive. If you have any moments or anything that we can isolate,

we'd love to do that. This is gonna be good for new-ish listeners. And all of them. I'm just excited to hear some of the old shit So like I want to run back Micah getting Twitter cucked Micah getting Twitter cuck Dylan Dylan Masters Oh The Twitter cucking is in all time. Oh, I have one the Dan bringing his girlfriend to that was one of the the Florida

That was a late episode and touching base. Yeah, that that was at the paint factory. Still like, yeah. It's one of the hardest I've laughed. Crazy move. Anyway, reach out, but we'll be determining some segments on our end as well, so it's not essential, but on patreon.com circling it back. Podcast, we'll be doing circling back on Touching Base next week. Before we move on, let's hear from our friends over at Huell Some taking nutrition to the next level, you know, we're in next level guys Yeah, one of my favorite shows is next level chef But when I'm drinking a Huell, I feel like a next level chef without having to do any of the work

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nutritionally complete meals in minutes so you can focus on what really matters. This past cold call episode from yesterday, I played a game called frat or narc. Yeah We've had TFM come across the timeline. I'm not sure if you guys are aware of this, but noted man Don Jr. of Donald Trump Jr. fame. He shot an Italian duck that's very rare and he's in some hot water over it.

Is this a protected duck? Man, you gotta think it's protected. Here's the thing, Is it frat though? Dude, imagine getting pardoned by your dad for after shooting a rare Italian duck. Yeah, I guess, you know, it happens in Italy but this did happen in Italy, right? He was in Venice. I mean, this man, he's not opposed to killing like large game for sport. Are we surprised that he's out here just killing dope ass rare ducks? I'm a

You gotta eat it if you kill it guy. Okay, so you eating that rare ass duck or what? You better eat this duck Circle of life man Trophy hunting not for me the elephant. Okay. So, you're eating that rare ass duck or what? You better eat this duck. Circle of life, man. Trophy hunting. Not for me. What if you ate the elephant? It's a lot of meat. I've never I've never eaten elephant. Um I would not kill an elephant. I

have to get you a couple extra freezers for that garage horse. Yeah, yeah, but. It was an orange colored bird, an uncommon duck for the area, Massimo Bucconi. Oh. You guys familiar with Massimo Bucconi's work? Yeah. I am, sight for sore eyes.

Obviously he's the president of the Italian Hunting Federation. He said it looks like a ruddy shell duck and if it is, it's illegal. Ooh, ruddy shell duck. Are they just looking for an excuse to ban him from Italy? the I don't want to kill it. But you've always said if it flies, it dies. That's true. I'd rather kill something and like, oh, was he going to make boots out of it? Didn't you skip rush to go Italian duck hunting? I did. Yeah.

I did, man. I still got a bit though. We did get a statement from his team. Would you like to hear what his spokesperson said? Yeah. He said, Don takes the following all rules, regulations and conservation on his hunts very seriously and plans on fully cooperating with any investigation. They've pointed that someone else

on the trip has killed this duck. It wasn't him. If you're in the group text, are you putting out numbers for being the fall guy? It's like, hey, I might get banned from Italy. I need at least two commas here. Yeah. You got to slide me something. Yeah. Like if I'm not going to be able to go to Italy for the rest of my life, because I shot this like rare ass duck. That's a tough punishment. You gotta hook me up. He should just go do the time, do some time in an Italian prison, and come out with just mad street cred.

And he'll learn how to cook dope Italian dishes in there. Yeah, he'll have a special little part of the jail. Cut his garlic very thin. Just the thinnest. Yeah. Just need to steak with the boys. Sick. Dude, that's the best scene of like any movie of the jail. Cut his garlic very thin. Just the thinnest. Yeah. Just meat steaks and the boys. Sick. Dude, that's the best scene of any movie of the 90s.

I know, it is a cool scene. You're just watching, you're like, man, prison sounds terrible, but you're just in there with the lutes just cooking every night. Yeah. You got just deli meats getting brought in. It is kind of frat though, Will.

Karen's smuggling bread in on her trench coat. It's frat. Yeah, it's frat. I mean it is but it doesn't make it right but I mean like it is what it is, right? That it's a good point. It is what it is. Yeah. You can't bring that duck back. Damn. Have you ever done anything that could possibly get you like banned from Yeah. You can't bring that duck back. Have you ever done anything that could possibly get you like banned from like another country? Possibly. I heard the fashion police in Italy are after you for your fedora.

Well, it's a Panama hat. And if they're coming after me, they're coming after everyone else over there. You know, even the right hemisphere to be wearing a Panama hat. That's what they had there. I bought it from a street vendor, because they were handing them out by like the they're going

like hotcakes. Everyone had one on. What was the damage? Wasn't expensive. It was like, probably like 30 bucks, 30 euro, whatever it was. When I when I was living there, I was summering there. I remember some guys I was also summering with, informed me how difficult it was to get marijuana

in the country at that time. Grass. Mota. Yeah. And that's about where I'll stop the story. I think if you kept going, it would get better. You ready for this? Yeah.

I think they got some and smoked it. Dude! Oh, shit. That's sick, dude. That's sick. Just burn it with the boys. I called the police, you know. You did?

No, I didn't. I didn't even know. You knocked on your boys? No, I didn't. No, I think they did. I think they were like, but it really was like insanely difficult. I remember being surprised by that. I don't know. I was they were like, but it really was like insanely difficult. I remember being surprised by that. I don't know.

I was an idiot then, still am, but like I was like, really? It's so easy in the USA. And it's like, oh, you're in a different country, different laws. You should probably understand that. I just bring my shit with me. It was a little bit more dangerous back then.

This is like, this is a few years after 9-11, if you remember. I remember 9-11. Some of y'all be forgetting. It's a very sad time. Didn't you pollute in Italy? Didn't you like, were throwing garbage in their ocean or something like that?

Did you litter well? I don't know. I litter anywhere that's not Northern Michigan. I don't care. You like threw your phone in the ocean or something like that. Dude, don't litter. Nah, dude, fuck it. That's a trash move, literally.

Why do I need to worry about throwing like a gum wrapper on the street when there's like multi-billion dollar corporations polluting the earth at a rapid clip? Because even though you're contributing very minorly, you're still contributing. Nah, dude. No, I've just been throwing rappers out like crazy. Here's a promise. Call me Kendrick the way I throw rappers out. Here's a promise. If I see you do it, I'm gonna call the police on you. Do it.

Do it. I got a motherfucker here who's just throwing shit on the street. Hey, somebody's been walking their dog along the sidewalk here. I've been parking on the street lately. Pooping? Somebody lets their dog just mondo all over,

like right by the sidewalk and they don't pick it up. Be careful when you're walking out to the street. There's a little grassy area across from my building and it's become just a war zone of people not picking up their dog poop. The other day, I was in the gym, it faces the street, and I saw somebody do it. And I pinged on the window. And he looked over and I said, I pointed, he knew exactly. Yeah, hell yeah. He had a cup of coffee in one hand

and he's holding a leash in the other and he was like, I got a cup of coffee here. I'll put it in the coffee. Put it on the ground. And he goes, okay, okay, I'll go get a bag. He's like, he's on motion. You're under dad shit. Dude, I nailed his ass.

He's not gonna do it again, I promise. Did he go pick it up? He did. You might as well have gotten his car towed. You're the new car tow guy. He walked away and came back about five minutes. This is not, do not compare this to what you did. Wow, dude, that's way more egregious

against someone's car towed. I can't stand it when people leave their poop on the side. You did the right thing, but you're still the poop dog. I'm gonna give a special shout out to my neighbor whose dog poops in the exact same spot in front of my yard every single day, albeit outside of the fence. She picks it up every single time. She never, never leaves it to chill there.

I, I've lived there for, you know, year and a half now and I haven't left a single turd out there. Not one turd. Stella be pooping. All right. Of Stella's. Yeah, not mine. I don't poop on the, on the side, on the sidewalk or in the grassy area across from my building. Be funny if Dylan bought a ghillie suit and just did a stakeout, hiding next to the bushes, like just scouting it out. And as soon as you see somebody pops out. Dude, I promise that dude's not going to do that again right there. He'll do it somewhere else,

but not in front of my shed. No, he's like, this poops are caring and is stopping me from doing it. It was a total caring move, but someone had to do it somewhere else, but not in front of my shed. No, he's like, this poops are caring is stopping me from doing it. It was a total Karen move, but you know, someone had to do it. Why don't you care? Yeah. He was pretty embarrassed, I think. He did the thing where he like looked around, you know,

make sure no one sees him. He didn't account for me on the other side of that window. What timeout, what was the vessel that his coffee was in? Was it just a mug? No, it was like a mug shaped like a toilet. It's a go cup with a plastic lid on it. He could have easily sat it down on the ground. Yeah.

For the 90s. I don't care if you have fucking coffee in your hands, set it down, bitch, go get a bag. You didn't have a bag. He clearly had no intention of doing this. Well, that's such a full throttle feeling when you realize you're on a Catholic through your walk that you forgot bags or something.

Yeah, I hear it say, oh, fuck. You feel, yeah. No, the worst is when you remember a bag and you scoop some poop up and then your dog goes for round two. It's like, what are you doing, bro? I carry two all the time. This guy, fucking.

Why is he trying to flex on us like this? You think you're better than us? It's unnecessary, bro. It is necessary. Tell us, has he looked twice on walks before? You literally just proved that it's necessary. No, no, it's not necessary. I actually bring numerous bags and just throw them in people's yards because I don't care. That sounds about right for you. I bring, I just have the roll. I bring the whole roll. I don't like tearing off a couple and put, I don't like having them in my pocket and they crumple up

and I might forget one and find it in the dryer like two weeks later, you know what I mean? It doesn't do it. My issue is that when they see me rollin', they hate. Yeah. That guy. There's people. Fucking busted his ass.

There's people in my neighborhood. One family has a sign and it basically says, don't let your dog poop or pee in our yard. Oh, I see those. And I'm just like, uh, I'm not going to stop if okay, poop. You know, I'm not going to stop it. I once, what are you going to cuss your hands under your dog while he's going pee, like, shut up, dive under.

Like, um, if you pick it up, what's, what's, what's the difference? Like Jim Edmonds out there. Those signs are bullshit. What do you think I am? No it's usually dog shit they're worried about. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm not gonna let my bowl. They'll let your bullshit in someone's yard. That's a lot. You gotta get a shovel for that. We have you on our ring cam and I'm pretty sure it was you with your bowl and he took just the mound. sure it was you with your bowl. And he took just the mound. Just have a wheelbarrow for your bowls. That's stupid.

This is a dumb show. I think you telling that dude to clean up is like way more egregious than shooting a protected species of a dog. Also about a month prior to that, there was a guy who I was walking and he did the same thing. And he started to walk away and I said, do you need a bag?

And I started to walk up to him. He's like, oh, no, no, I was going to go get one over here. He walked to the dispenser nearby, grabbed one and came back. No, you weren't. Here's a guy who didn't have a bag. His friend Spencer was just sitting there with bags. But if you say, oh, do you need a bag? Dude, bro, he probably, you were probably walking around your dog park,

asking people to get a bag. What are we doing? Here's a guy who's looking for a bag. And then there was one time this woman walked away. She didn't pick up her dog's poop and I went and picked it up for her right in front of her to just very, uh, Dude, you are the poop czar. did you give it to her passive aggressively no I just couple weeks later yeah we had coffee she saw me do it that was that

was a move too well tell the rest the story you guys been dating for about a year now no there's a meet cute no I never saw that lady again that's a meet cute that's not a meet cute. There's nothing cute about me passive aggressively picking up her dog's poop for her. It's low key cute, Dylan. I don't think so. So we knew he was the one when he picked up her dog's poop for him, but they hadn't met yet. That's the best Saret speech. It was a shitty start to the relationship.

I'm out here cleaning up these streets, man. And now he always finds himself in the dog house. We weren't sure about him at first because he picked up her poop for her, but then we got to know him. Sorry. We thought it was a little weird that he called himself the poop czar.

I am the poop czar of my neighborhood. I am the poops are of my neighborhood and then that's a it's a badge I will proudly wear for now. Okay man. Okay. Someone's got to do it. The poops are bad. Anyway yet's frat that he did this but also don't do this. Should we make a t-shirt that on the front it says, should we get a bag and then on the

back it's two dudes walking a dog together? Yeah, it's a good idea. We'll sell three of them. Dude, it's a good idea. Hey, what if like they like Italy like tries to prosecute this and like Trump's like, well, we're going to do some tariffs. Like this is some shit. It was like a trade.

You watch this. I'm like a red wine tariff. I love it. I'm deporting the Italians. Oh, if they do that to the red wine, I love the Italians. We're in trouble. Do you see G? Nah.

You don't know about that. Yeah. You're not a DLCG guy. It's still bizarre to me that he's never had a drink. I know. Like that should be like a thing, like a badge of honor where it's like, that's really great.

Like he didn't like use to drink and then quit, he just never had one. Pretty sure he's like never had one. What about Junior and Eric? Do you think they drink? They uh dude I think Junior does more than drink. Junior's an alcoholic I think. Yeah. Nobody remembers this but uh in 1994 uh George W. Bush uh he shot a protected bird right before he was running for governor. And then Dick Cheney shot a human being. In the face. Yeah.

It was a kill deer, songbird. Really? Sounds like you're trying to kill a bird. Oh, it's a very pretty bird. What's the point of shooting that? Pretty bird. Pretty bird. So it's a kill deer?

Kill deer, yeah. Just like it sounds. That's such an unnecessary bird to kill, it's tiny. Yeah, what are you doing? 3.1 ounces, bro? Yeah. Why would he do that? It's a little guy.

I'm sure he did. Oh, they're pretty. I think we'd get blown to smithereens. What do you shoot it with? A pelican? Are these the ones that run? I think I know these ones. Is it a ground dwelling bird?

You know these ones? Yeah, yeah. I think that these are the ones that will like run up to you and try to like get you to chase them so that you run away from their nest. That's like the tactic as like as parents. It looks like a Pixar character. Sure dude.

Don't chew me. Don't chew me. You can mistake it for a quail maybe, I don't know. But with quail hunting, like it just happened so quick, you just blast into it, I can see it. Quail hunting's fun man. just happens so quick. He just blasts them. So I can see him. Quail hunting's fun, man. I'm just the kind of guy who hunts, man. They run.

That's the thing about me. You're gonna flush them out, Will. Sure, man. Bro, have you ever hunted with dogs? Always bring a bag. Dude, I always bring a bag. Fuck yeah. I don't bring the bag because I'm constantly trying to get the bag. And I do that via our friends over at Shopify.

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They're the MD foodie boys. I've fallen on the wormhole of these guys because I've gotten enough of their content served to me that I think it's entertaining. But what's really dragged me in has been the comment section just absolutely honing in on the personalities of these kids and giving them names and establishing reports between them that may or may not exist. The comments are electric. These kids are perfectly Gen Z. Right, Gen Z? This? Gen Alpha? Yeah. Like, they're the they're the prototypical 12 year olds that you would want to be hosting a podcast you got

What what the the listeners have referred to him as a chub perm Kid with the broccoli haircut, he's one with the most juice. Oh, dude, he's got all the juice chub perm is like He's the crux of that podcast Got McLovin Do McLovin's always taking heat in the comments. I can guarantee that if I click on like any Any video the top comment will either be supporting Chubbperm or shitting on McLovin. Here's the top comment on this one is I don't think I've ever had it in quotes And then it says McLovin's fucking catchphrase Dude, McLovin's never tried one piece of food in his entire life. The other day

they were talking about waffle fries and like they were talking about waffles versus pancakes and then the conversation dove into waffle fries and and McLovin's dumbass was sitting there being like I don't even understand the similarity between waffles and waffle fries and they're like everyone's just looking at him like what are you talking about? Listen to this comment. Great to see McLovin start to ease more into the group dynamic and tell us a bit about himself. He even got involved with group leader Chubb Perm's brutal slams of swivel. You could see the nerves take hold as he anxiously drank the water, but perhaps this wasn't nerves, maybe adrenaline, maybe a changing dynamic at the

table. It's too early to tell, but I can't wait to see what happens next in the group dynamic. All right, so I got, it's just four of them, right? So I'm assuming this is Chubb Perm, this is McLovin, and which one is nonchalant? Nonchalant's the- Second from the left. Yeah.

This one's nonchalant guy? Nonchalant guy. The other dude I think is a different guy I guessed. Nonchalant. They look older as they when they're like standing up. They might be a little bit older than 12. Chub perm might be 12 though. Yeah, he looks young. And he's chub perm 6'4 according to this comment.

No, he's just not. I don't know. He might be. He might be 5'4 on a good day. I mean they had a clip over here about He's just not. I don't know, he might be. He might be five-four on a good day. I mean, they had a clip over here about rancher blue cheese and one commenter just said, the power of change is real. The last few episodes, the entire group

have consistently been targeting Chubb Perm and they've constantly been discrediting him. This episode, every single member abruptly contest his question and they don't even let them get the conversation started. No Name clearly hates Chubb Berm and it seems his reign will soon be coming to an end. So is No Name the tall kid? No Name's tall kid, I guess. Yeah.

For me, Nonchalant's the true hero of this pod. McLovin needs to keep his mouth shut if he doesn't have an actual contribution to make. What is buttermilk is a real question. I think it's just a thing. Fucking bullshit, someone said. All he does, all fucking McLovin does is just like tank the conversation. He has no good food takes and he's never tried half the foods that Chubb Perm's even trying to talk about.

He just ate a carrot for the first time. Like why are you hosting a food podcast if you've never tried anything before? He says never eaten any vegetable. Love, love Chubb Perm asking the hard questions here. Classic McLovin asking R word questions and not, uh, what anything is. Come on, man. I think these guys are celebs at their school. I mean, they have the number one Maryland food

podcast. I think since I saw they've gained like a lot of followers since I saw them yesterday when I followed them. I mean, I think these guys have the juice. I don't know if we can get them in the network though. Should we just watch a clip of one of them? Sure. Child labor laws. Yeah, I don't know if we can get them in the network though. Should we just watch a clip of one of them? Sure. Child labor laws. Yeah, I don't know how you... it's tough negotiating with 12 year olds. There we go. His carrots for the first time. Huh. Full thing.

No, half. Full thing. Come on, do the full thing. Half. Alright, found. He's trying to carry it. No, half. Full thing. Come on, do the full thing. Half. All right, fine. He's trying to carrot. That's nasty. Yeah, it's nasty.

It's good. You're going into it thinking it's then, see, so you think it's then. Yeah, it was then. You really think it's that bad? Yeah. Never had a carrot. Dude, they can see through McLovin's bullshit. Chopped never had a carrot. I question McLovin's parents.

Kids never had a vegetable in his whole life? Like what's going on here? Who's the famous person that said they'd never had a vegetable? Adam Schefter or some shit? Somebody recently was like, well I've never had a vegetable. No, it was.

Ringo Starr's never had pizza. What an idiot. He's missing out. Imagine not eating pizza. Al an idiot. He's missing out. Imagine not eating pizza. Al, what's Al's name? Borland. No, Michael's? Michael's.

Yeah, Al Michael's has said that he's never intentionally eating a vegetable. Okay, Al. Nice flex. It's such a weird flex for people to have. Like if you yucca apt, Al Michael's body, it'd be like a two. Yeah.

It would not be kind to Al Michael's body. Is there a QR code on Al Michael's body that we can do? There might be. It'd be kind of hard to get a Yucca app like code on your arm. So when people scanned you, it said you were a hundred. Ooh. A QR code tat your arm. So when people scanned you, it said you were 100. Ooh. A QR code tat?

Yeah. Randy, will you get a QR code tramp stamp for circling back to YouTube? No. I'm drawing the line. Odds that Dylan does though. So the thing is, I can play odds with Dylan, he just won't actually actually there's no actually

Would you would you take back all your bets to get a QR code for circling back on YouTube Has to be on your tailbone though My it's so a tramp stamp. I don't use that term. I think it's offensive What if we colored in the duck if we colored in the duck to be orange, like the one that Don Jr. killed? Oh, I could listen to that. Okay. Dude, that rare bird tat, that Italian duck might be a dope tat. It's a good looking bird.

You know, Brett's buddy, who has the men's hockey league sweater company, came in here a couple of times. Yeah. He has, I don't know what the bird is. He just has like a big like oral tattoo on his shoulder, or like his arm. It just, I don't has, I don't know what the bird is. He just has like a big like oral tattoo on his shoulder or like his arm. It just, I don't know, I don't know context or anything.

He just looks sick. That's sick. Yeah. I hope to be defined enough one day that I can God, get a tattoo. McLovin just gets torpedoed in these. Dude, he's the one torpedoing though. Brings it on himself.

What are you supposed to do? How are you gonna bring up like very trademark foods for kids and like you just have McLovin sitting there being like never had it, it's trash. Poor Chubb perm man. He's carrying this thing on his back. He's on the number one Maryland foodie podcast. He has never tried anything.

No, nothing. That's a problem. He's just skating by on other people's coattails, man. We should do just a food podcast for Austin and just say that we're the number one Austin food podcast. What if we just did it, but we did it in like extreme podcast guy voice? It would probably be, it would be bigger than the show.

If we did everything in like algorithm friendly podcast clip guy voice, we would absolutely be bigger than the show can we do every Michelin star restaurant in 24 hours in Austin could we do the death triangle I would try both of those things we got to do the death you're not going to though you'd tap out sooner than everybody I'll do it if it's a group effort I don't trust your willingness to do the death triangle. Yeah, this is like when you say you're gonna go drink

a million beers over the weekend and you have like three at Kelly's. Y'all will be with me, so y'all will hold me accountable on the death triangle. You don't even pay for them. That's true, you give him to some stranger on his birthday. That was sick. Happy birthday, man, thanks for the beers.

That was a sick move. It was a birthday boy wasn't paying for him, his friends were, he had a lot of friends there. I don't know man Did he coordinated himself? He might be covering the rounds. Yeah, he had a sticker on his shirt. I said birthday boy And you took that as a sign that you're just a few beers on his tab mommy classic poops are over here man seriously, dude, you're just telling people to pick up their dog poop and then you're like, showing up to bars just drinking for free. All your goodwill that you've earned

from being the poop czar and then you go and do that. Hey, absolute power crops, absolutely, man. Who is the real Dylan? He's a guy who doesn't accept people leaving poop everywhere. That's for one thing. Shrink the game. Most viral segment of circling back in years. We're here to discuss the Burnerverse. If you're not familiar with the Burnerverse, the Burnerverse is a place where frat dudes anonymously tweet.

You guys familiar with Costa butt posts? I'm sorry? So frat dudes will take photos of themselves at a restaurant. They'll blur out their girlfriend or date's face in the photo and they'll have the receipt in it and they'll say that tonight the cost of butt was $120 because they paid $120 at the restaurant, which by what they're saying, it led to them hooking up with the girl in the photo. Getting butt. Yeah, yeah.

And so a noted Twitter user, Ghost of Colonel Rebs Past, said, tired of seeing quote unquote cost of butt posts. Grow up gentlemen, treat your woman like a queen if she's worth it. If she isn't then move along or take her to Chili's. And he posted a $774 tab from a noted Austin restaurant Jeffries. It's restaurant, Jeffries.

It's pretty standard Jeffries tab. He hit him with the, he did get the $95 strip, three aviation martinis, one bone in ribeye. Oh, who ordered the strip at Jeffries? I mean, the dude kind of did snap a little bit. This is, this is more than just a two people, right? It hard to say because while I would like to say that, I mean, they did just go strip and ribeye and you know, they got the crab beignets, the lobster

bisque, which is served table side. I have to say that, um, the scallops, beignets, the lobster bisque, which is served table side, I have to say that. The scallops, a palm puree, Brussels sprouts. Like I think this might've been a date, Playboy. Okay, but look at all the alcohol. Three martinis. Two bottles of wine. And two bottles of wine.

Yeah, but they're in prime drinking age, dude. That's so much alcohol. Treat her like a queen. Why, yeah, if, then why don't you just take your girl to Chili's, bro? It was 50% off bottles of wine it says right there. Yeah so he went Sunday night I feel like you can't really flex if you're doing a half off wine night like that seems it seems a little disingenuous here. I mean the tab was $774. They made up for that discount. What night do they have a half off wine will? Sunday night. Sunday night. Sunday night.

He's getting a little Sunday night butt. I think, I can't read it that well, it's kind of a thing. I think it does say up here, that looks like the word guest and it has two. Yep. So I think- Wow. Right there. I mean, they went off.

Do you like the idea of like going out to like a nice dinner? I mean, Jeffries is a certified special event place, you know? You don't just walk in there on a Tuesday night and mean, Jeffries is a certified special event place, you know, you don't you don't just walk in there on a Tuesday night and go to Jeffries. Like, I don't like the idea that I can look over at Jeffries and see a dude with five collars on snapping a photo of his receipt and flexing on his Colonel Rebs Twitter account.

With this reserve Delta Sky Miles credit card. People are pointing out that it says he's been a member since 2024. These new money trash. They're like, dude, you put it on credit. Wow, dude, real cool. They're like, why is your card so beat up if it was 2024? Oh, dude, I didn't know that Ghost of Colonel Reb

just got some new LucCasey boots. Oh, shit. Dude, Ghost of Colonel Reb must've just got a tech job. He hasn't been laid off yet. I think he's back in Oxford. Really? Judging by the, oh, that's from last year. Yeah, he might just be.

I think he tweeted a receipt that wasn't actually his. People also noted that he was covering up the tip place, but I don't think there's a place to actually write the tip there. I love the emojis that you just took. Oh, he hit him with the, he hit it, so he was there. He hit him with the receipts from this, the baked Alaska. Damn, our man Flex dude.

Yeah, see, he did exactly what I'm saying, Dave. Oh, I know that table. He did exactly what I'm saying, Dave. Oh, I know that table. He did exactly what I'm saying. He took a photo of the table, blanked out the girl's face. These guys, they'll do anything for clout. Dude, he's aura farming. Dude, he's getting it too. He's getting that aura for him.

Well, he's officially my Shrink the Game of the Week. I forgot to talk about the Peter Millar spatula. Can you bring up the Peter Millar spatula? Do you want to hit the theme song? This also kind of went off in the burner verse. I mean, I have to say, dude, he's got some good looking meatballs here, caramelized some onions. Peter Millar spatula kind of goes crazy. We need Roebuck to get a spatula so that we can flex on this guy.

Dude, so stupid. That's pretty useful. That's so stupid. You got to let the Peter Millar spatula talk. And spatulas are useful. This guy pretty useful. That's so stupid. You gotta let the Peter Millar spatula do the talking, dude. Spatulas are useful. This guy's a professional hater, PhD. Those onions look pretty caramelized. Last night when we let the spatula talk.

The meatballs look bomb. What is he making? I think he's gonna do a smash burger. I think I'm gonna let professional hater make me a meal sometime. He's making burgers, right? He has a PhD in hating per his bio. Wow.

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fun. Should be a fun season for the little little guy. Do you um since it's tryouts, he obviously doesn't know his team, but I'm curious if you, so what, at what level do you get to be like pick your coach or do you stop being able to like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. Like the coaches, the coach in this league, they've been there's like the same guys every year and they have,

they have their own ways of like making sure that certain players are on their team. Okay. Then they just kind of fill in after that I think. Okay. Yeah. Cool. I think that's how it works.

Yeah, so that'll be fun. That's tonight and then I don't have much going on this weekend. It's gonna be a warm and sunny weekend in Austin. I'm pretty excited for that. Gonna spend some of it outside, I'm sure. And then yes, Sunday is the big game. Might go over to my dad's and have a little family gathering

over there for Super Bowl Sunday since nothing has really materialized elsewhere. How are you gonna slice the bell peppers? Man, ever since Dave said he wants to do wings for Super Bowl, I've been thinking about wings, man. Yeah, I'm gonna pre-order some wings. From what? Oh, so you're not gonna do them yourself. I've been thinking about wings, man. Yeah, I'm gonna pre-order some wings. From what? Oh, so you're not gonna do them yourself? I thought you had that in your bag.

I kind of just want some deep-fried ones. I don't really feel like deep-frying. From? Didn't you want to deep-fry them though? Deep-fry them? That's how Dave fries them. From? You're gonna have to wait till I share my weekend in fun. Yeah, why don't you pump the brakes?

Why don't you just wait a couple minutes? I need some inspiration. I don't, yeah. Who are you cheering for? The Chiefs. Really, why? Because I hate the Eagles, NFC East team, and Nick Sirianni is a douche bag,

and I don't like the Eagles. You're like overdogs. That's me. I got a couple of Longhorns on the Chiefs I'll be pulling for and yeah, I don't care that much who wins, but I'd rather the Chiefs win. Beer of choice for the game.

Your dad's a big Bud Light guy. Yingling. Your dad gonna have some Bud Lights out? Probably. So what's up? Are you gonna shoot them with a weapon? Maybe an automatic weapon? I might.

No, we can drink Bud Light again, dude. Trump won. Yes. Oh, that's right, we can drink Bud Light again, dude. Trump won. Yes. Oh, that's right, yeah. We got Post drinking them now. We're so back. You like Post. I do.

I do like Post, yeah. Malone? Yeah, Posty. He's in the Bud Light commercial. Oh, yes, with Gillis. With Gillis, dude. With Gillis. Dude, Gillis is saving comedy.

That's all I got. It's gonna be low- key weekend for your boy. What about you guys? Dave, what's up? I think I just did mine. Okay, sorry for spoiling it. Yeah, you spoiled it. What's your problem?

Hey, whenever you do the end of the prize picks read and now you say run your game, now I can't, I just, all I think about is shrink your game. Run your game. They should probably just make that their thing now. You need to share that audio file with the burner verse and see if they latch onto it.

They might love it. Dude, fuck those guys. These guys are all trash. Okay, nevermind. I've got a, I've got a pretty wide open weekend Dylan did mention that I will be eating wings of some sort on Super Bowl Sunday as of this moment We're just gonna watch the the big game at home

but I've got a decision to make my last wing stop experience was not great and like my last wing stop experience was not great. And there's something about pluckers that I just, I don't know, man. I don't know where I'm getting wings. I might try to find like a Korean wing spot. Can I talk to, can I talk this out with you a little bit? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, the last time I got wing stop, I actually had a similar feeling. I felt like there was a ton of breading on the wings. I went boneless though. So, you know, you have to be careful here. I know you're probably gonna go more tradition. I'll go bone in, but like I had, I don't, it was almost like the recipe had changed.

It almost like they were, they were cut doing some cost cutting measures. I don't know. To me, it was almost like they came out of a bag and were air fried first. And then they tossed them in. Like it wasn't, it wasn't your traditional stop there. At wing stop.

Interesting. But Pluckers has always treated me really well, you know, while it's going down. Yeah. Pluckers is fine. I like Pluckers. I've never actually had Pluckers to go. I've eaten at Pluckers. Are you guys ripe to get like got at checkout when they suggest you like

some tater skins or something? No. I'm good with just a wing stop or wings and like curly fries. Like if there were a Hooters nearby, I would be picking up from Hooters. Cause that's how highly I think of their wings. But sadly there's not.

McLovin's never had wings from Hooters. No. Actually he probably has based on his diet. You know Chubperm is a problem in Hooters. There's problems. They're sitting down, they're spending time at that table. They call him Big Daytona when he walks in. They're smiley-facing all over that receipt.

Big Daytona. That's him. We got a little T-ball action Saturday. It is gonna be very warm Saturday. Saturday's gonna be like in the mid-80s. What? Hope you're happy Randy 85 fucking love it Sunday cool down a little bit at some point But yeah, how are allergies gonna be this weekend, you know, probably not good. They've already started to make a comeback

I'm kind of I'm kind of getting hit today but Yeah, unless I'm I've got some gross oversight, it's going to be a pretty low key weekend here. What are you thinking? What are you looking at? Well, I'm looking, you know, like Saturday, it's going to be a high of 86, you know, grass is going to be high, mold is low, ragweed is low, but tree is also high. That's tough. You don't want that Eiffel Tower of allergy. No, grass and trees.

Touch grass. Anything else there? No. That's all I have for that one. Good. Yeah, good. What'd you think? I think you have a good weekend planned. Now, much like Dave, you can call my weekend arms because it's wide open. Understand the reference? Yeah, I do.

It doesn't do much for me, but I do get it. Yeah, I don't know. After being out of town, last two Fridays in a row, without a rodeo in my crosshairs, what's the point of it all? There's other things to live for. Yeah, there's other stuff you can do. Oh man. How's that cumulative month hangover going for you?

I've maintained my pace. Oh, so you're still on the bender. I've maintained my pace. Actually- You can're still on the bender. I've maintained my pace. Actually. You can't get hungover if you don't stop drinking. No, man, I didn't have one last night. Oh. Damn. I'm sorry, man.

There goes shopping wet February, man. Gotta have two tonight. Yeah, I guess I do have a couple Guinness that are calling my name in that fridge of mine. Yeah, but not too much going on, you know? We don't have much kid stuff on the docket. Sally probably has a surprise dinner with her friends that she's gonna pull out of her hat at any given moment

and derail one of my nights. It's just more time for you to drink some ganoussi. Hey man, I'm gonna take that ganoussi and drink it. How do we feel about splitting the G at home in your home glass and sending a video to the boys? Are we okay with encouraging that at a rapid clip? Time out. Is it like a legit Guinness pint glass?

Yeah. Yeah. I think we've all done that many times. Maybe not Dylan. I feel like our Lutes group text has kind of gotten a little quiet lately. It's been quiet. I was thinking about that last night.

Yeah. Let's hit them with a little something this weekend. Yeah. We should do a Lutes meetup soon, just to all get on the same page and for Dylan to get initiated and meet everybody. You can't pull this bullshit though. Yeah, I will leave this at home. Yeah, I swear to God, if you show up to Kelly's Irish with with a sweatshirt on your sleeves only, I'm going to be really upset. Is it true that you're covering

up your arms because they got just like kind of disgustingly large? Yeah. And you don't want people to see it? I've been going hard and I don't want people to see it. Okay, I thought that might be the case. Wanna hear my Super Bowl plans? No. Okay. Nah, I wanna hear. I don't really have money. I kind of feel like it's just gonna end up

us being at our house. It sounds great. I mean, I think I'm cheering for Philly. I think I'm cheering for Philly because of Dan Regester and Dan Regester only. Whatever dude. He wouldn't cheer for you.

Yeah, he would. He wouldn't care. He would have definitely cheered for Detroit. Uh oh, shirt's off. Oh, okay. I'm comfortable. After hours, dude. I don't know, people, someone was throwing around

some cheese steak ideas. Maybe make a little Philly cheese steak. Making them yourself, huh? Yeah. Seems like a dicey proposition, but I don't question the head chef in our household. She's pretty good at what she does. I don't think I've ever had a legit cheese steak though.

I sound like McLovin's ass right now. Place down the street. I gotta say they make a good one. The best cheese steak I've had in Austin is from Delaware Sub. That's the one that makes it with the tube variety. Tube steak. Nice. Come on man. That's like you code it. Yeah. Yeah. You would have loved that if it came out of your mouth. I like a good tube steak. It goes into it. No, it's really good. There's one in Northwest Hills. What's it called? Delaware Sub. Used to be one closer, but it closed.

Fuck, did they close that one? There was one on Bee Cave that closed a few years ago. That place is pretty good. Yeah. Didn't they have to shut down your favorite new restaurant because the car drove through the front, Tubi's? Yeah. Just all different tube steaks they have there.

They're just hanging from the ceiling, dry aging them? Yeah, dry aging tube steaks they have there. They're just hanging from the ceiling, dry aging them. Yeah, dry aging tube steaks. How does dry aging work? Can someone explain to me why we can hang pieces of meat at like normal temperatures for like over a year and it tastes better? I don't understand really, but it's the food, like the meat rot that adds the flavor to it.

You can't let it get too rotten. It's just one of those things, you know? It's like, thanks Randy. That's my McLovin impression for you guys. There's something about like the natural salt that's already in the meat, like the sodium that the animals consumed in the air. I don't know, my boy Juxton was telling me about this.

Oh yeah, yeah. No, it about this. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, it's just weird, man. Yeah. Like they'll gonna have, they have a whole ass Abarico ham just chilling on the wall for a year. I know. It's like, this guy,

we're not gonna do anything with this? Yeah. People forget that Dave and I went on a date to that Louby's now that it's a K-pop. Sussed you. Don't try to steal my, my valor, man. I'm just saying that building that shut down because someone crashed into it, Dave and I went.

That's not why it closed. To a Korean fire truck. You have some weird final destination-esque thing following you around when it comes to vehicles. It doesn't hit me directly, but it's all around me. Yeah, I don't know if I ever want you driving on a group trip. Actually, maybe I do want you driving and not passenger.

Well, we'll have this shit, but it won't happen to us. Dylan's famously a backseat guy on road trips. Am I? Yeah, I guess I am. I don't know, sure. It's convenient. All right, Shottie. It's convenient to have a backseat guy. Yeah, I don't mind. Plus I don't get car sick, so it's like, it's easy for me.

I don't either. Speaking of, what is this? Okay, never mind. It's called backdoorguy.mov. Why did you send me that? You'll see when you click on it. Jesus. We are coming. We are coming. He's trying to get a new seat on the board with his company. I don't know if you guys have seen this. He's going to go straight from demoted to intern to see at the table. Yeah, he wants to see the table with the heavy hitters.

I just don't know if that's his move. Well, look, with the heavy hitters, a few things have to go right, but there's a path to victory. See Tony P unveiled his new weekly talk show. Oh, no. Now what's it? What is he streaming it? Yeah. Yeah.

Getting P with P. I don't know how well it's doing. Off the rip. Oh, no. It was facing some criticism. Ooh, Dave, touch a tray. Where? Same spot? Are they going to Dallas? Ooh, Dave, we gotta head up. We gotta get those deep L in blues, dude. One sec. Yeah, go ahead, man. I'm going to Tony P's show. Dude, I'm not opposed to going to Dallas to watch a fish cover band. Yeah, it's called Set the Tone. What's the criticism?

Set the tone. I like it. Someone, the top comment said, this reminds me of that scene in Joker when he's having a schizophrenic breakdown and believes he's doing stand up in front of a live studio audience. Okay. Give Tony P a chance. Dave, he's got added applause. Oh, who would do that? It's basically this show. Well,

good morning, everyone, and welcome to the first episode of Set the Tone. and welcome to the first episode of Set the Tone. It is just. That's how every single episode of Do You Know It starts out, so I can't hate. Yeah, it sounds like Do You Know It without the charm. Aw, thanks. We should get him on Do You Know It. Game show podcast. Oh, he'd get embarrassed.

You'd get. You think Dylan's bad. You see Tony. You almost won that one you think Dylan's bad. Let's you see Tony You almost won that one time It's true. You break you break it. I did win one time. Yeah, I know but like two times ago I know I got second by tiebreaker. Yeah, it's it's done. It was kind of on Randy. Not you know, it's done No, it's a good tiebreaker Dave What was it like? We ever count to five the fastest? No, it was like what year was St. Nicholas born or some shit?

Yeah. And you guys like 1400 and Brett guessed 1300. And he was like, he was born like 490, which I did not know. That's early. Because no one does. Shrink the game. Well, now you know it. Shrink the game. Sounds like there you know it. I know. Shrink the game.

Sounds like there's a little squeaker fart at the end of that if you listen closely. On that, we'll see you guys next week. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!