Circling Back - Doin' It Scottie-Style

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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All right, we're back circling back podcast. Austin, Texas baby. My name is Will DeFries. To my left, or to my port side, David Ruff. So port is to the left. Yes. To the left to the left. What's in the bow the ports to the left starboard. Where's the poop deck? underneath your feet in the parking lot apparently. Randy

Trimbaki. you're going to be in the parking lot apparently Randy from Baki. Hey guys. I'm here. I am. That's all I got for right now but I will be back. Why do you actually give him a response? because hi Dave. God he gives me nothing. I give

everything and you give nothing. That's all I want, Randy. I just want a response from you. I just want to, I want to hear how your day's going. On the show, people want to know. I'm on my phone, Dave. I'm not listening to you. What do you, I don't know what you're talking about. He's looking at his, he's looking at his pull-up video.

He's drooling over his own fucking lats. Speaking of lats, Dylan Shivery. We'll call it 15 and a half pull-ups for Randy. Maybe it's maybe a full 16. I might give you that 16. Do you feel like he mogged? Yeah, that's impressive. I didn't think you had it in you. I was gonna say 12 was gonna max out there,

but I am a little impressed with our friend Randy over here. All right, what do you got me for? You said you couldn't do one. Yeah, I do have concerns. So I have to do it like this? You can do one, whichever way is easiest for you, I think. I think I could do one this way. That's uh I do have to do it like this. You can do one. Whichever way is easiest for you, I think. Yeah, that's I think I

could do one this way. That's a chin up. Not a pull up. Okay. Oh. So, yeah. I didn't even know that. If I have to start like full hanging, I'm I'm pretty screwed. Can you do more chin ups or pull ups? I can probably do more chin ups. I

think chin ups are generally easier. At least the kids, the kids that would do chin ups could do more in high school. That's a what kind of um rotation you got on your arms? Sometimes it's hard. Chin-ups are more arm than back, and a pull-up is more back than arm, right?

I would, yeah, I think that it's just more that chin-ups are more biceps, and pull-ups are more triceps when you're talking about the arms. I feel like I could do more curls than I can do tricep extensions. I promise you that I will document my attempt to match you and I will post it.

Oh, there we go. There was a time, there was a time. 16 was easy. I feel like you were a problem in the presidential testing. I'm light, I'm light. I bet I could do, I bet I could flirt with 14 right now. But the shoulders just aren't what they used to be, man. I start hurting. I'm not alert with 14 right now. But the shoulders just aren't what they used to be, man. I start hurting.

I'm not a bad guy. See, I am a bad guy, but I'm stronger on my pulls than pushes. Like I'm weak, my bench is weak, but I can pull. But as far as like going for 15, 16, I just think that Dave ain't here no more. He ain't walking through that door. He ain't walking through that door.

He ain't ducking his head under that pull-up bar. Right, you definitely need to use a lot more back on the pull-up for sure than the chin-up. We're gonna get one for the pull-up bar for the office. And we're all gonna- Randy noted that there's not a lot of great places for it, but- We'll find, I think the front door might be the best.

I'll find one that's wide enough to fit that door frame. How about that? Can we get a hanging thing from the ceiling so we can stretch our backs out? Tired of having to have you do it. You get one of those inversion table. That's what I'm talking. Oh, yeah. No, those are swagless. I feel like you got to have a thing for the ceiling. It'll add

about a quarter of an inch to your height. That's exactly what I need. That's exactly what I need. That's why I want to get one. It's a Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Is it temporary quarter inch? Probably. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, to get one. It's the Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Kyler. Kyler. Is it temporary quarter inch? Problem. Yeah. Oh yeah. You know, we have gravity. It's like, you know, when you wake up in the morning,

you're a little bit taller than when you are, when you go to bed at night. No player. Like your body just like settles down like a piece of clay. Your spine like slowly compacts throughout the day. I don't think mine does dog. My spine's pretty formidable. All right.

Yeah. You know, we have plenty enough fans that are in the military that maybe they could pull some strings and just tell them to like send a recruiter our way that brings like the chin up bar to the high schools. Just send them our way really quick. We'll do some. I think they do a traditional pull up.

They're straight bar. Randy, they're $25. I mean, we can probably. Well, you don't want a serviceman in here to try to recruit us and we do some pull ups. I do kind of feel like it'd be a waste of their time. I don't think they're going to recruit a 41 year old man. Can you imagine me showing up with my slip that says I got drafted? I'm like, all right, I'm here guys. And they're like, oh, dude, I would show up with a slip that said I need a draft beer. Y'all know what they would do? Well, they'll look at you and go, this is a perfect job

for you. And then they give you that camera that you would want for it to be a wartime photographer. That's how it works. Or they'd hand me a net to put over my beard for the Slop House. Yeah, they're just peeling potatoes. Yeah. I don't even know if they'd want me for that.

Like I'd get tired out too quick. Have you written a full page of like, have you written a full page paper lately? Like just written something. No. It's exhausting on the hand. I did a full page recently and was like afterward I was like, God damn.

Dude, yes. You lose the muscles, man. You really do. That's what I tell Sally. Like if I don't play enough golf, then I'm really sore after my rounds. And so I need to play more so that I'm not sore after the rounds. I need to get my golf muscles stronger. And also with Will, he's got all that ink or pencil on his hand

because he's left-handed. Facts. Gross. Facts. Yeah, this world was not designed for lefties, was it? No, I'm such a tidy person when it comes to that stuff, that if I had a test in high school like where my hand was all over it and it looked like shit I'd hand it in just be like I

I don't think I did well on this test. If I use a wet pen for like filling out a card it's I'm smudging the shit out of that, you know It's not a good look I typically hand write all the scripts for the show. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you do. Thanks. Oh, yeah I'm actually good. If y'all ever need anything handwritten, I'm good. These muscles are still clicking. That's good.

We should start handwriting the rundowns, including the ad reads. Such a waste of our time. I hand out your scripts each day like, here you go. We could just have an intern hand write it. I was looking for a spreadsheet earlier today. I- You gonna hammer it?

No, I was looking for a spreadsheet. I did kind of something dorky last year and I made a spreadsheet of all the deading company songs that I've seen and how many times. And then I have the list of songs that I haven't seen and I was trying to find it and I couldn't find it. But while doing this, I stumbled upon one of the final reports that we had run for post-grad problems that had our top remote writers by page views separated out with all their columns and they had a bunch of stats behind them. Let's announce. It was like looking through an old yearbook.

It was one, like my takeaways were some of the headlines we did for news stories were truly terrible. Like we were so internetty with some of the headlines for stories that might not like really move the needle and they worked, unfortunately. Yeah. Oh, I can tell you what they were too. We could write a headline. Oh yeah, we could write a headline. Another takeaway was like, I can tell you what they were too. We could write a headline. Oh yeah, we could write a headline. Another takeaway was like, I was actually surprised

by the average page views that some of the remote writers were putting out there. Who was top dog? Nick Arcadia from the average per column. I got way too deep in the weeds with this. I even started removing like their most viral column to see who had the most page views if you took out like one viral piece that they did.

Nick Arcadia was just- Hence us trying to hire him. Dog behavior. Yeah, dog. Dog. I don't know, man. Walk down memory lane. Yeah, I have on my personal email, I still have a number of Google Docs attached to that,

that were from those days. I'll occasionally look and a lot of it's like column ideas, listicles, things of that nature. Listicles, you know, everybody like hated on them, but they tended to crush. Yes, they did. 2016, you drop the right list and you're doing well. Anyone that hated those was just complaining to complain because who doesn't like reading the quick listicle? Anybody who hated on like, I don't know,

like the Colorado Rockies introducing their new hot dog that is stuffed with macaroni and cheese. Also it's four feet long. Like anybody who hated on that 200 word write up that would get 25,000 page views like immediately, you just don't know ball. Don't know ball. We're just trying to pay the bills, man.

Even though it was like, if we would have a new one each week, because that was like, if you were a social media person for a baseball team between like 2016 and 2019 you knew the best ways the best way to get eyes on your team was to drop some absurd fucking yes oh yeah some crazy food oh man you want you want nachos that are out of a baseball helmet here you go buddy Darren Ravella has that market corner now he does still post all those things people still follow him I I do, I love Ravel.

Like I'm the only one who loves him. I think everyone else is just hate following him at this point. Yeah, I think that's very true. Yeah. Remember when he changed, he changed his gambling picks after the fact to show that he had a better percentage of winning.

And it was like, dude, you can't do that. No, I did not know that. Like that might even be illegal based on like his actual career. I just love his dorky nature. I like when he put JFK's head exploding in 4K on the timeline. Yeah, people do not seem to like that. That's a real one move.

Was that how he like, it's a Pruder film celebrated or at least acknowledge the anniversary? Here it is. In case you haven't seen it. It was. Shout out to Ravel. Yeah. So are we gonna address it? Are we gonna address what's happening right now? What? Are we gonna address that Dylan is once again

sorority girling? He is. It's not that big a deal. He is, bro. It's weird. He's got his sweatshirt halfway on his arms. I'm worried about you. It's cold in this mother right now.

It was balmy in that room out there. Am I getting sick? What's going on? I don't know. Get away from me if you are. I'm usually not wanting to get cold easily, but I'm very chilled today, man. I don't know.

You're wearing shorts and a T-shirt, or you're wearing shorts and a short sleeve shirt, and I'm rocking a long sleeve shirt and some pants. So I mean, we're on different waves right now. I'm rocking a goated T-shirt. I just want to shout out the players' championship. Dude. This is one of my favorite T-shirts.

I unfortunately was about 20 pounds heavier than I was, than I am now on that trip. And so nothing, none of my players championship merch fits me anymore. I got a T-shirt that I think is the same brand as that one. And it's like my around the house shirt cause it's so common. Yeah, you got that peach color, right? No, it's a light blue. Oh, it says the island green across the

front. Do you want to do you want to a size large uh quarter zip with just a little logo on the chest? Uh cuz I'm swimming in this thing. No, thank you. Okay. It's hot. They've got a great logo. Why don't you want that? I don't really wear quarter zips if you haven't noticed. Oh my God. NF confession dude. This guy would never make it on Wall Street.

NF confession. He only half wears sweatshirts. So I mean. That's a great point. Sometimes I fully wear sweatshirts. Man. In a minute. It's true.

Sometimes I do. I don't know. I don't know. And we have a Ronnie today. We do, we do. Dylan wants to move the focus off of him. He does. On we have a Ronnie today. We do, we do. Dylan wants to move the focus off of it. He does. On the program in hand.

Can I bring the mood down a little bit? Yeah, we have to talk about it. We have to. Y'all have probably heard us talk about the food truck across the street from us a lot, mainly because I think several of us eat there numerous times a week. Great food, better people. Absolutely love everyone that works there and we had some bad news come across our just life this morning. Flavia who started the food truck and owns the food truck was hit by a drunk driver on the side of the highway

and passed away and it's just very sad. It is very sad. We've had many interactions with Flavia. She's such a sweet lady. Really, really sad situation. Yeah, it's a, they were thriving. And like the only food truck to like make it over there. And like you get, you see the regulars go back and she mixes it up.

She would mix it up with everybody, including us. God, Will, you're eating there a lot. You're like two times a week. Not to get really sad. And I might cry if I actually say this, but like last week, my son was brought there by our childcare for lunch when he was homesick. And like she recognized my son just, I think,

and she asked like, is that Will's son from across the street? Oh really? And I was just like, oh man, just I think, and she asked, is that Will's son from across the street? Oh really? And I was just like, oh man, I was really excited to go talk to her and be like, I heard you met my son. Yeah. She was so sweet all the time, she was just like.

A family business too, sometimes you go over there and there are actual three generations of a family. I think her daughter worked there, there was always a grandkid. Kids running around. Like on a little daughter worked there. There was always a grandkids, kids running around, like on a little car out there. I don't know, man.

If they, I don't know what the plan is. This like just happened. It was like the first thing I saw when I woke up is Will sent it like very early, but I don't know. Gonna try to support them. It's a real fucking bummer. There's a link, right? I put a link to a GoFundMe in my Instagram story,

but I'll probably toss one up on Circling Back a little bit later today as well. But they're trying to cover costs and for the funeral service and just general support for her family. I really hope they keep the food truck going and I hope that the family can kind of take it over. I think that was kind of what was happening anyway.

But yeah, just a real heartbreaking story overall. Just not how we wanted to start our Wednesday. Brutal. Brutal. But yeah, we'll put a link out. And if you have anything you can donate, even if it's a tiny bit, I'm sure it would help. And yeah.

If they keep it open and drive by, like, drive by Snooze, I don't know what their, again, we don keep it open and drive by like drive by snooze I don't know what they're again. We don't know what their plan is, but like It's a really really good food truck and I'm sure it'll continue to be if they they keep it open So give it your patronage. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm No good segue from this no no good segue from this no from this. No. Um, let's do some other announcements real quick. Dylan's arms are still covered. Dylan's arms are still covered. There will be until I warm up a bit. It madness is

underway. Round one scores have been posted on Reddit. Go to reddit.com slash r slash circling back. Randy has a note on this. I can tell. It's just I need to update them as soon as we're done with the episode. I will update them and Shorshin will post it. So by the time you listen on this, I can tell. It's just, I need to update them. As soon as we're done with the episode, I will update them and Shoreshten will post it. So by the time you listen to this, they should be posted. What's the general vibe? People, are there any diaper dandies?

Yeah, any controversy. Someone said that their bracket's busted already. That's crazy. It's only the first round. That can happen in any round really. Wow. Dude, that is crazy. Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust.

I don't think there's been much controversy. Someone, some, one person was said that, Hi Dave, got knocked out again, but. That person's, that person is just incorrect. But yeah, I mean, we'll see what the scores. I'm sure there'll be a lot of ties and a lot there. But next one will come at you sometime next week. They're liking the whiteboard though?

They're liking the whiteboard? Some people may have some criticisms of someone's whiteboard not being fully in the shot when they show it. Who might that be? That's the original D man. So what are you saying? That like the producer, like the video guy wasn't like on

top of that job. It's crazy. Host week or producer week rectify. But we did. We recorded it last week. So, I mean, if it's anything weak, it's already passed. So we're good. So we I did have some sick drawings too.

That's a bummer. Sorry. Sorry that my producer didn't let me know. So, we're good. So, we I did have some sick drawings too. That's a bummer. Sorry. Sorry that my producer didn't let me know. We have fun though. Let's hear from our friends over at Huell. It's difficult these days to find time for a complete

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But I know you've had some spoilies. What got spoiled for a player? This son of a bitch over here with his arms half covered or whatever. Apparently the meatballs have been replaced. I don't know, something about the meatballs. He hadn't totally spoiled it. Dave's acting like I spoiled like the last episode

of his favorite TV show or something. Oh, you did. He was devastated. You know I live for the Masters menu. It's kind of my thing. You don't even know, you have no idea what's on here. I do know that the meatballs are not. Wrong buddy.

Oh, OK. The meatballs are on it. We're back. We got meatballs. Would you guys like the twenty three one up first before we dive into twenty twenty five? I mean, sure. Put the twenty twenty three.

He's a two time winner. Yes, he is. That means he's won twice. Yes, that's what that means. Thank you. Twenty twenty three. put the twenty-three. He's a Cookie, all in honor, Mr. Scotty Scheffler. This menu's fine. I think it's a good initiation for your first ever master's menu that you can do. We had some nice things to say about this a couple of years ago, I'm pretty sure. This is just a phenomenal menu.

I would love this. But let's go to his now current menu, please. Are you going ribeye or black and redfish or any ribeye? Ribeye. Yeah. It depends how early my round is in the morning, but probably ribeye. Superior cut. So in addition to everything he did last time, he's now doing some meatball and ravioli bites,

which if I'm not mistaken was what he injured himself making. Yes. He cut his hand making ravioli. He said he doesn't drink very much. So, you know, when he heard it with a wine glass, it was an accident, but I still have questions over his first stop getting back in Dallas after winning the Masters.

I once cut my, I actually have a scar. I cut my hand cleaning a champagne flute one time. It shattered in my hand as I was cleaning it. I got a little scar. So I can relate. Can you show us how you're cleaning it when you... I don't really know. It just shattered in my hand because I got these big strong hands. That's why I no longer drink out of champagne flutes. I heard you were going like this. So thin and light. I heard you're doing like this, Dylan. I heard you were going like this. So thin and string out. I heard you're doing like this. Don't

You're covering it up. Yeah, he did behind his laptop. Come on, dude. You should produce it so cowardly so cowardly. I don't know. This is how I typically will do it. We're having fun now. That's a visual. So he's added the meatball ravioli bites. He swapped out the tortilla soup for Texas style chili and everything has been made the same from that. Okay. I everything else is I don't I don't love running it back like Tiger Tiger had won so many times that he started getting wild with like fajitas and sushi and stuff. Like this was your opportunity to show that you know ball. And I feel like this is a ball nowhere menu round one, but round two, I'm a little underwhelmed.

Scottie's like, he's just, he seems like such a simple man. Like, you know, he is the most stereotypical meat and potatoes guy that you could make for his age. Yeah. It must have been a real hit the first time around. Yeah, everyone was like, dude, you crushed this. This is awesome. Do you think somebody looked at it and was like, no notes, right?

Brett literally said that. No notes. This is maybe the heaviest menu, I recall. We're talking, if you go sliders into meatball ravioli into chili into steak that's a heavy meal man a lot of meat. My issue is the tech the chili if you're good if you're a ribeye guy like I'm a ribeye guy I'm probably going ribeye I don't want I don't want chili before my ribeye yeah right yeah that's the biggest issue. I mean even sliders before ribeye. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's the biggest issue.

I mean, even sliders before ribeye is kind of nuts. Can I just say that the appetizers on this are a little, little kid? Five Cracker Shrimp Shrimp. Ravioli bites? Like that's- I wasn't touching shrimp as a kid. That's the kids menu.

Yeah, the shrimp is- I was scared. Like, I just feel like, like, I would order, I would order the Ravioli bites or the sliders from my son, from my four-year-old. I'm going, I'm going shrimp in lieu bites or the sliders for my son, for my four-year-old. I'm going, I'm going shrimp in lieu of

sliders because I got that steak waiting for me. Yeah, I'm probably going to hammer the shrimp and wrap bites. I might have a couple bites of the chili but I'm, I think I'm going to make the that cowboy ribeye, the the real

main event. There is a the one little addition between the two here. Uh instead of doing seasoned fries like you did in twenty twenty-three, he's now doing Chipotle lime roasted sweet potatoes. Love this move. I'm a big sweet potato guy. You gotta see the fries though. As you get older, Randy, you'll learn this.

As you get a little bit older, you have to start thinking about your health. I am a big sweet potato guy. So yeah, you gotta go sweet potato. It's the glycemic index. I eat mad sweet potatoes at the crib, man. Just wait till we go to Texas Roadhouse and I get that loaded sweet potato.

You don't even know what happened. You won't even know what happened. I'll probably have a pretty good idea as you're eating the sweet potato. I'll be like, oh, Randy clearly ordered this item that he's eating. No, you'd be like, whoa, what? You'd be like, whoa, what's going on?

Since we're flirting with Texas Roadhouse right now, can they comp this? That is, well, I'm sure on the books to talk about, considering we're having trouble scheduling my dinner, if we do what we're talking about with them, my dinner will be with them. Hold on, we're having trouble scheduling your dinner? Cause it kind of seems like-

It sounds like every single time, every night, I try to schedule someone can't do it. Going to the ball game. For the next, for the next four weeks. Let the boys go to the ball game. Can I go to a ball game halls? Let them go to a ball game halls. you know, until someone can't Dylan had a gasp, it was off air and it was kind of gross. I don't remember that man. Hold on, Golf Digest got it. It appears as though a Scotty style slider is, oh yeah, he puts French fries on it. He puts French fries on it.

He's crazy like that. That's nuts dude. It's a seeded bun, French fries, a little patty with cheese, some tomato and some shredded lettuce. It does look like a good slider. I don't think the french fries are necessary. That doesn't sound appetizing to me. It's a San Diego platter.

I was gonna say, we're not in San Diego. You can't just show french fries and everything. French fries and a burrito go crazy though. Dude, that chef in the back knows he just cooked. That tomato is too thick. He ate no crumbs. I'm pulling that tomato off immediately. It's giving slay.

You don't like the tomato? Dude, I'm so anti-tomato, it's crazy. You know the Tom Brady diet? I just don't like them, man. I don't like this at all. The appeal to me for a slider is how easy it is to eat. It's too tall. It's too tall.

You can, you smush that. You smush it, you dumb bitch. Yeah. Here's a guy who's never been in a meetup and had to unhinge his jaw to eat a cheeseburger than a back or bottom. Oh, when they can't use one hand? You have to.

You can't use one hand to eat it? It's too, a little sliver's too sloppy? It's not the width, it's the height. I'm not Scooby Doo, I can't just fucking open my mouth. You gotta smoosh it, big dog. Everybody knows you smoosh that bitch. Yeah, just smoosh it, bro. What are you doing? Like, you can smoosh that down to this big. Hey, hey, spoiler alert, I'm not gonna be be at the Masters dinner. Hey, dog. Everybody knows you smushed that bitch. Yeah, just smush it

bro. What are you doing? Like you can smush that down to this big. Hey, hey, spoiler alert. I'm not going to be at the Masters dinner so I'm not going to get a chance to smush it. You don't know that. You think I'm going to smush it? You didn't

you didn't fit the criteria to be invited. Yeah, you didn't check all those boxes. No, I did not. That would be fun if you just randomly disappeared for a couple of days and you turned up at that dinner for some reason. How mad would you be if of the four of us, you were the only one not going to go to a gas and I got to go to the dinner?

I know I would be had Ray. There's nothing I want more than you to somehow end up at that dinner. Would you rather have a ticket to all four days of the Masters or just the dinner? Just the dinner. Now that I've been, now since I did a practice day, it's hands down the dinner. But like, I think if I had never gone before, I think I might just be going four days. Yeah. But that's a tough call.

I'm still waiting for an invite from someone. Yeah, I bet you that. Dave, I'm going to give you my invite this year, player. Man, fuck off. What? I'm still waiting for an invite from someone. Yeah, I bet you that. Dave, I'm gonna give you my invite this year, player. Man, fuck off. What? I'm sorry. I didn't like make an announcement on the podcast that I was going without you.

No, I- Did I? No, I'm not even mad. I like some. Maybe you did. No, you did. However you did it, I believe it was tasteful. It wasn't like a work trip though.

Yeah, no, no, no, it was a family trip. That would have been really rude if you just rubbed it in his face like that. If it was Texas Roadhouse sent you to the Masters. See, had you been there? Had you been there, Dave? You would have actually been able to guide me through Texas Roadhouse a little better and advise me not to get the barbecue chicken. So, my ass. My buddy Tim's, you guys. It wasn't. It wasn't ass. I was kidding. Aka Flounder's Handler

from a couple years ago. He used to work at Roadhouse and he told me to tell you that he doesn't know what happened because that barbecue chicken is one of those staples. I think it was a Monday night, man. I think it was a Monday night. I think it was a really long. And it was in Augusta, Georgia.

It was a really long day for everybody. If I know anything about restaurants, Skeleton Crew on Monday, they got the heavy hitters out. I'm gonna give them a pass. I can't wait to order for you and you just be like. I'm excited. I'm going to give him a pass. I can't wait to order for you and you just be excited. I'm excited man. Amazing. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to shrimp.

I'm skipping the meatball ravioli bites completely. I need to know if they're fried or not. I think they are. And I'm going chili. No beans in that Texas style. I assume that's what that means. Corn chips. You got to think that's a traditional Frito.

Corn chips. They can't use brand names on here. So you go on. Yeah, I'm going. the Would it change things if you found out Scotty doesn't like Tex-Mex? Yeah, it would. I like the idea of Scotty going to the Mico Sina and just hammering it. Oh, you know he lives at that Mico. I can see him like when no tortillas are left and there's like some scraps on the hot plate. He's just leaning over the fork. I've never been to a Mico. I need to hit one. Wow, I've only been to one. Dave and I flew private there, not to brag like too much.

You flew private to the MECO Sina. Well, I mean, how did we get, I mean, we got up there via a private jet. So yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I didn't get the nod for that one. Can you imagine not flying private to MECO, dude? No, I can't, man. Dude, Bob's and MECO in the same private jet trip were so different. What a trip that must have been for you guys.

It was some light fraud, not on our end, allegedly. We ate it. We unintentionally ate it, some light fraud. We didn't know what we were doing. No. What do you think of them calling it Papa Chef's Meatball? Does that mean he's Papa because he's got a kid? Or his dad, probably his dad's recipe or something.

Is he actually back there grinding? Like what if he sliced his hand open making raviolis for his boys? We should point out that chef is not spelled like a chef, it's spelled like his last name. Should I make meatballs for the office? You know I make, I really do make phenomenal meatballs. You have talked these up quite a bit. I would love to try your meatball.

Let's have a meatball day. Have you ever smoked meatballs? Oh, no. Is that a possibility even? I don't know. Maybe you should figure you could smoke anything really. It doesn't need it though. Oh, some bitch will be the best way to present it. Like you want the sauce on the side or let you do your own sauce and just

give you the cooked meat. No, no, I want you to do I want you to sauce it and then I want you to grate some some cheese. I've made sauce before but I would just I don't have time for that. How would you grade that cheese? Oh me know when he's got a rhythm please stop moving your body like that okay good here Dylan here's how I would do it ready I wish I could see what he's doing back here that's how I was ready he's grading cheese I don't think he was grading it I think he's doing something else do it well I'm not grading papers I'm not a teacher. That's how I was. He's grading cheese. I don't think he was grading it.

I think he's doing something else to it. Well, I'm not grading papers. I'm not a teacher. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, my way. I just more of a animal freaking packet. Yo kind of guy. Yeah. Uh the the glazed brussies. You know, I'm all

about that. So, that's where Iver tick play. The only the only vegetable on the whole menu. I guess daddy's not eating. No, no greens for Davey. Here's the thing. I'm going to, I might be in a, I might be in a halfway house, just absolutely blown it out the next day after I go in on that jalapeno cream corn. Yeah. Yeah. That's you're going to, you're going to spray something.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to need one of those attend attendance to be right outside after I get done. I give this an A but a bit too heavy. It's a B plus for me. Running running back such such a standard menu two years not in a row obviously but two back to back choices. I I just think you could have gotten a little more creative. I would have let us see some filet fajitas on here. I would have let us see some Tex Max nods. I really wish a guy, a vegan or something,

with a guy with a lot of restrictions would win the Masters just to have just the worst menu possible. No, I mean, the worst menu possible has already been done and it's been done numerous, or twice now. Was it Zege? No, Bubba Watson. Including Ravioli was, he's trying to be funny, right? Yeah. Okay. It's a bit play. I appreciate that. It's a bit play. Yeah. No, Bubba's was the all-time worst i forgot what he did he did tv dinner essentially he did like a baked chicken breast and it's a salisbury steak yeah and he did it twice two times they should have something if he was being really funny he should have like jailhouse hot dog or something i don't

know something it's something the pun of the prison. Jailhouse hot dog's real buddy. Sloppy Joe, jail. Isn't that the name of your cover band? Jailhouse Sloppy Joe. Jailhouse Hot Dogs, yeah. That's an Elvis song. They're not very good.

Jailhouse Hot Dog. Dog in all time. Who wrote this song when I was in the glizzy in jail? That's not a good Elvis at all. Oh, that's huge. Man, that glizzy's huge. Spacebar, spacebar. That sucker's huge.

Dylan's got a spacebar. Are we not doing the Happy Gilmore shit? Would you fucking acknowledge the fact that Will's got a good Elvis? Yeah. Happy Gilmore trailer. He's a little out of breath. It's late stage Elvis. Like 1975. I'll just say the Gilmore trailer. I'll be right back. I had some cream corn last night. He's still on stage right now.

Dude karate kicks like Randy walking around the office. I'm just a hunk of hunk of burning glizz. I'm a big chocolate chip cookie. He's so out of breath. Take a moment to catch your breath. I drink a lot. I look like shit. Is it time for the space bar? Yeah, I mean, happy Go More trailer.

We're worried. I'm gonna believe in the Netflix budget. It was great to see Claire Dunphy on a golf course again. And I actually have faith. I think I have the most faith in the office that the movie can be good. I think, I know you have to include cameos in the trailer to kind of like, oh, you're gonna get to see

these cool people in the movie. But when you lean heavily into the cameo situation in the trailer, I don't have high hopes. I got high hopes. I am praying that we get a Lee Trevino. I'd be good. Limited cameo, much like the Ridge. Paige Boranek is in the trailer.

Not familiar with her. I didn't even explain her game. Yeah, she's a golf influencer. Was she ever on touching base? Seems like a nice young lady. No. I don't think so. She unfollowed me across socials. Some people would say she's attractive.

Well, I've actually heard that she also unfollowed Elvis. What happened? I flew too close to the sun. Oh, fucking Elvis, dude. DM'd her. Elvis, he's just on the commode, Randy, with his cell phone. I put it in invisible mode. I still don't know what a commode is.

Randy had never heard the term commode. She still follows me, not to make you feel bad. I don't care. You know what we're doing? You're always posting thirst traps. She actually DM'd me before and she said, well, you're too unhinged for me. Dude.

I get it. Yeah, kind of a bad boy. You're like Dave's jaw at the Dallas meetup when he's trying to eat a cheeseburger. What if she sees you do like six pull-ups and then she unfollows you because of it? That's okay. Let's hear it from our friends over at Shopify.

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Again, go to shopify.com slash circling to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash circling to upgrade your selling today. shopify.com slash circling. Hey Dylan, I want to task you with look at the text that was sent to the Nitro meme team. Okay. Okay. Would you like me to read this? You can if you want. I don't know if you think it's funny.

Okay. to read this? You can if you want. I don't know if you think it's funny. Okay, it's a screenshot of a text conversation from a young lady on Twitter. And she says, never carrying again. And here's the text from presumably a guy says, I'm in possibly one of the worst moods ever. She says, how can I help? He he said suck me off goofy style so what's that mean suck me off goof I don't know I don't know what that means what does it say suck me off goofy style I just googled what is goofy style sucking nothing came up come on okay okay gosh gore it's it's a position that involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves.

Okay. Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's going to pick his mood right up though. That'll change things. Yeah, that'll get him back in the game. Okay, thanks for that, Dave. Thanks for tasking me with that.

You didn't have to do it. Well, you gave me the task. You had a choice. I'm a good soldier. I't have to do it. Well, you gave me the task. You had a choice. I'm a good soldier. I'm gonna do what you ask. Salute. Spacebar.

Spacebar. Spacebar, spacebar. It's time for the motherfucking spacebar. The astronauts. Yes. Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams, who have been stranded in space for 280 days after what was supposed to be an eight day trip. Old Butch and Suni. Well, they finally made the way back to earth. We got them. Did they just jump out? Yeah, they floated down

with an umbrella. I heard that David blamed it with some balloons. Sick. They would just pop one like every like 10 minutes. Thanks to our good friends over at SpaceX for the return trip home. Oh, thank you, Dolan. That's very nice. Comedy is back. Can you imagine Butch walking into his house

for the first time? His wife standing there. Where you been? Yeah, how long? Oh, so with Suni, is she like really nice? You guys get along? You guys were out there for a long time. What'd you guys do? Did you getni, is she like really nice? Or you guys get along? You guys were out there for a long time. What'd you guys do?

Did you get bored? Is she your work wife? What did you all do? 280 days. You said the round was gonna take five hours. 280 days. That's a long fucking time to be in space, dog. Butch and Sunni did it.

The fifth. They had to. The fifth longest, I think it said the fifth longest stay in space in history. Who's the person that's got the longest? I don't know. That dude was just up there vibing. I bet Rainey could look that up. I bet he's capable of saying that.

I'm doing it, I got it. I just got it. Russian astronaut Valteriy Polyakov spent 437 continuous days on board the Mirrored Space Station, but NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson holds the record for most communicative days in space at 675, spread across four different times. What about Dr. Manhattan? Yeah, yeah, I think he was on space for quite some time.

He was just chilling on the moon. Just up there thinking about thinking of something like that. They dock somewhere, right? A cool part of this. I don't know if. Yeah, how'd they get, can you explain how they got it? Couldn't they get to the space station? They were on the ISS, yeah. That's where they were.

But not ISIS. No, a lot of people can get this confused. ISS stands for International Space Station, different from ISIS. Or in-school suspension. Or in-school suspension. Yeah, shut up public schools. Yes, that's that's a very real thing too. A cool part of this is when they got, I don't know which body of water they floated down to, do y'all know? I think it was the Gulf of America. I think it was in here somewhere. Had to be the Gulf of America, right? It says near Tallahassee? I think it was the Gulf of America. In here somewhere. Had to be the Gulf of America, right?

It says near Tallahassee, Florida. It's giving Gulf of America. Gulf of America. I don't know what side of the state Tallahassee is on. It could have been on the other side of Florida. Was it the port side or the starboard side of Florida? Oh. Starboard.

We're so stupid. Did we even read the story? They landed in the Chattahoochee. What if you were in space and you got back down and you landed in the same body of water that they filmed fuck, Alan Jackson music video in where he's jet skiing. Yeah, it's the dude in the cowboy hat just fucking skiing. Wait, is that Alan Jackson? Hey, can you play the dolphin video?

They're greeted by some cute little dolphins. Oh, do they flog them? Would you think you died if you landed in the water and then like a bunch of dolphins surround you and they're just actually standing you? How beautiful is this moment here? How great that we have this good of a camera instead of like the grainy shit that we need to get.

Dude, right? I couldn't believe the footage of this. Very cool. Is that drone footage? Yeah, I assume so. Look at the dolphins. You're like, hey, what's up guys? Welcome back.

You know what those dolphins are wanting to do. You know what they're known for. Oh my shit. What the fuck? No, don't clip that. That was too good. That was good. I knew a good dolphin.

It's no Elvis. You can like feel the air, like, don't clip that. That was too good. That was good. I do a good dolphin. It's no Elvis. You can like feel the air like through your esophagus. Those dolphins are thinking about what are they doing for David? They're trying to do some ****ing. They want to

**** these people you're saying. The astronauts. They're back to earth for 5 seconds and then they gotta deal with dolphin sex. Dude, I'm looking up. I'm sure we have. Dolphins are not. Dolphins are problematic at times. They rape. I think a lot. They're fun to swim with. It's a bucket list thing for me to swim

with a damn dolphin. Dude, it's so sick. Like I I don't know why I haven't done it at this point. I've been deep diving Disney World lately and I think I just need to do it in Disney World somehow. I do feel bad that they're need to do it in Disney world somehow. I do feel bad that they're, they live their lives in a small enclosure.

What? The astronauts? Yeah. But they're fun to swim with. Come on, we got to go over to Butch and Soonies. You think I can swim with dolphins when I'm in the Bahamas on my ball trip that I want? No, you're going to be lucky to not get taken. That trip's not real.

It's on the Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville cruise line. Okay. No, don't get taken. Ross Boland's Disney cruise looks baller. He's putting some cute shit up on the ground. Like it's, it's inspiring stuff. I don't know if I can handle a cruise, but it's definitely made me go down

the Disney World rabbit hole. How old do you kids have to be before you go to Disney World? Problem is it's like, so Fritz, I'm putting, Fritz is old enough, right? But then it's like the little Charlie misses out. I told Sally that I think we have to pencil in 2028. But then you don't want like aged out.

No, no, you won't be aged out by then. Cause I went for the first time in fifth grade, which I feel like was a little too old to go to Disney World for the first time and get excited about like meeting like the characters, but I was still vibing with it, man. But okay, Disney World, I still has like the, they now have the adjacent stuff where it's not just did like they it's the stuff That all the Disney properties. Yeah, who's?

Jason Jason Derulo you can go to Jason Derulo world. Oh, oh, I'm in on that Just fall down the stairs. They have a roller coaster. That's only one rider. I Want to go to writing solo I want to go to Harry Potter world, what's the temperature? It better be 59 degrees or Brett is not going. Still the Harry Potter world would hit. Get some butterbeer. That's what I'm thinking. I know. But oh, fuck.

It's all in Orlando, right? They've been out there for that. I mean, Disney World has a bunch of stuff like Epcot has a lot of technology stuff that you don't have to mess Necessarily be like a fan of Disney You just fan of technology. Yeah, I mean there's so much to do and my four years technology I want to go drinking around the world there. I do too. I do too admittedly looks fun. What's his favorite technology? Yeah, that's hard. It's hard to say

like I remember doing a, like it was like a crash test dummy ride at Epcot where like you're in a car and like in a factory and they like pretend that you're going to like ram a wall for a crash test. So they got different stuff. That sounds familiar. That sounds familiar. Hold on, day's cooking. Parents made them come back home right after school, but when. He fucking knows it. I don't know what you guys are doing.

They finally made him. He fucking knows this song. Do you all not know that song? No clue what you guys are doing. What? No. How did you identify this? He fucking knows it.

What is that song? It's Crash Test Dummies. Crash Test Dummies, yeah. I don't have the fucking... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How did you identify this? He fucking... What is that song?

It's Crash Test Dummies. Crash Test Dummies, yeah. I don't have the fucking... the depth in the voice. If I remembered more of the lyrics, I would sing more, but I don't. There was this girl who... There was this girl who got into an accident and couldn't go to school cause they saw birthmarks all over her body. That's really it.

What? Look up the fucking song, Andy. Yeah. That fucking song. Well, you know the song. That's like 15 years, man. What's it called? It's called, mm mm mm mm, not to be confused with mm bop.

Mm mm mm mm, Crash Test Dummies. Like, what they made. Why'd you start singing that? Do you want me to play a song? I don't know, Randy said Crash Test Dummies. I just like to play it, who cares? Yeah, just fucking play, who cares? Yeah, fuck it. Wait for the hook. Where's the hook? It's coming. hair I turned from black into bright white

Where's the hook? It's coming. He said that it was rumble and the guys had smashed his sword Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I know this part. This song sucks. I think Weird Al did this. Yes, that's why I know it. Why does he sing so deeply? That's not his normal voice. He's doing the Dylan. That's horrible. LIE. The name of the song needs work.

Yeah, it's three M's four times. I'm gonna see where that charted. What if I told you that reached number four on the US billboard hot 100. That will not be appearing on do you know it anytime soon. I'll tell you. What you're charged in Australia, Belgium, Denmark, Germany, Iceland, Lithuania, Norway and Sweden.

1994 is my guess. Dylan, Dylan. I'm sorry. I thought you had it in front of you. Lithuania, Norway and Sweden. 1994 is my guess. Dylan, Dylan. I'm sorry. I thought you had it in front of you. Yo, I got it in front of me. 1993. Oh, close.

Sorry, big dog. Way to go Dylan. I guess that's, that's a win for you. When you went over Francis Wright rules. That might've been one of the albums I got when I did like the BMG put, glue a penny and send it in and they send you like 14 albums for the price of a penny. But then like you're signed up for their shit. Yeah. But I was like eight years old. So like they couldn't hold me to

it because I didn't have the capacity to do an agreement. So my parents just canceled it. It's pretty sick. I got the album. You sent a penny in? Dude, that was the thing they would I'm telling you, it was like one album for the price of a penny or 15 albums the price of a penny. The catch was that you got locked into the subscription. Yeah. Unless you were a minor. A minor. I'm gonna be singing that in my head the rest of the day. Fritz hangs out with this kid that's like eight years

old and Sally had a iPhone on shuffle the other day and They Not Like Us came up and Fritz knew the song and said, oh that's blah blah blah's favorite song. I was like, oh man, you know They Not Like Us. Yeah, that's tough for Drake. You're a minor. Yeah, please don't sing along with this. Mentioning the song. Yeah, that's a tough scene. sing along with this. Mention all the major conspiracies surrounding our government, I feel like out of the major ones, I know the least about JFK. Dave knows the most. I read a book about it when I was a book that Tom DeLong had recommended in a Blink 182 YouTube video. I had read that a long time ago and I

don't remember any of it. I did the tour which was super interesting the book Depository tour. How long was the tour? three hours Don't then you also do this suppository tour. Yeah, that one was a little less fun. Yeah. Yeah No, it was it was a very interesting tour. I still don't know a ton about all the... Hula-Blu? No one. I guess no one really does. Yeah, what's going on?

But I think Dave's as well versus anyone on this topic. It's a lot of documents, don't I? I haven't read that shit. But before they released it, this is one of the things that you like to read about. Did you see Phil's tweet today? Phil Mickelson, not Phil Batalia. Dill Pickleson. It'd be a lot cooler if Phil Batalia was tweeting about it. What did he say? Well, let's just say he is interested. I quote, I retweeted it, at D Carter Ruff on Twitter, formerly Snap. He says, I've been busy reading since these documents came out. Pretty fascinating stuff, but wow, is there a lot to go through.

Glad I have a couple of weeks off. So Phil's gonna get to the bottom of it. Phil's gonna. Thank you, Phil. Phil's going through these PDFs. Of which there are many. How many pages? Like 80,000?

No, I don't think it's that many. I think it's 10, close to 10. Problem is it's not, at least in the very, how they released it yesterday, it's not, at least in the very, how they released it yesterday, it's not like searchable. So it's not like you can't just Control F like. Eisenhower?

Yeah. LBJ. Yeah. Or Lyndon Bain Johnson. I saw people saying that they should just feed the files to Grok and have Grok break it down. Grok can't break down PDFs per a tweet that I saw from a random verified account with a really lame

avatar photo. Now you wanna feed him like the all 22 and have him like break down some film? He's your guy. Okay. He could probably show you like, this is a dig right here, watch. I see this is good for zone Wrong pipe sorry, so is anything like the fall has anything tasty been released

Like is there anything that like moves the needle for the people out there looking for answers or are we just we yeah? I've seen right now. This is a no action from the Epstein files This is way this you're actually getting more, the Epstein stuff was kind of a joke and at least they didn't release it to just the worst influencers you've ever seen in a binder. It's like, hey, go do a photo-op, this will be cool. And by the way, there's nothing in this that you didn't already know. That was a joke. No, it's kind of one of those things where if you're somebody who doesn't care and you're

like, hey, you probably thought there was a magic box there going to unlock and it was going to say, I have a little envelope and be like, oh, fuck, here's who did it. And that's not in there. But if you're somebody who was already in the weeds and you can go in and you see some memos that were previously fully redacted or something. There's some stuff there. I think they're actually releasing more. Dylan, you were actually close to right. There, I mean, like, so a lot of it is more about, like, the intelligence agency, CIA, what they were doing at that time worldwide. There's not like a smoking gun.

There is some stuff related to some interesting stuff about, like, the agency trying to squash a story about them trying to recruit Lee Harvey Oswald in Japan before all of this, recruit him as an asset, which brings up a number of issues, as you can probably imagine. There's one that people were really honing in on, which I think was actually already out there, but it was released more unredacted, is about a guy named Gary Underhill, who was formerly an agent who after the assassination became frantic and was talking to friends and family. Basically he said, he was scared that a small group of people, a small faction in the CIA had done this,

and he was found to have committed suicide some months later. Oh. Yeah, in a very mysterious fashion. That's new information? I want to say if it's not new, people are just now discovering. If it's new, people are...it's new because people didn't know where to find this. But I think this document was out there, but possibly in more redacted form. Connections to other intelligence agencies.

There's a lot of, there's some stuff about like why JFK, how he was trying to dismantle the CIA at that time, which probably lends itself to motive as to why if you or somebody believes like they tried to kill him or they did kill him, like why they would do that because he definitely was doing that. He was definitely trying to dissolve the CIA. I mean he even said as much, but a lot of that stuff's in there too. I don't really know who the best follow for this is. I've followed some people. You got to weed out the people who are just using it to, I don't know. There's a lot of bad actors out there trying to cherry pick stuff, but I'm going to continue to monitor. I wish I had a smoking gun for you, but unfortunately I don't. I don't.

But maybe you know, maybe it's like they said, maybe this this one guy just really didn't like the president. He just went up there and did it himself despite like all of these connections that are absolutely verified to known CIA assets. And then the guy that killed him was like this random nightclub owner in Dallas who was the reason he killed The RV Oswald because he was just so upset He didn't want Jackie to have to go through that whole trial that whole process So he just took it upon himself randomly to go do that and then shortly before he was supposed to go testify before the Warren Commission about this he was visited by Jolly West the MK ultra psychiatrist

It was CIA funded. And then he just fucking went crazy. He had a psychiatric break and could never testify. Maybe that's what happened. So I don't know. Maybe, you know, so much more about this. I could like fathom as well. We passed in the rock.

That's probably what happened. It's just all like dang, man, you know. Oh, shoot. Oh, man. I don't want your widow to have to go through this trial. I'm just going to go. I'm going to go do this. I'm going to go kill this fucker.

I'm just a sketchy nightclub owner in Dallas with ties to organized crime. I'm going to go do this. Nothing weird here. Wasn't it? I read something last night and like this is probably known information. Like I just was reading something last night about how Lee Harvey also was considered a terrible shot when he was doing like a gun training thing I did see that too Maybe just got lucky dude. He pissed on it. I

Mean look it only takes one or I guess in this case couple I Don't know back into the left. Dylan, if you were going to assess it like JFK in Dallas, how are you going to do it? Probably leveraging AI tools. I'd bring them to like a barbecue place and stuff him. I'd serve him a burger Scotty style. That's so stupid.

That's not good. No, I would, No, I would trade the pro basketball team's best player, franchise Cornerstone, for nothing. Inexplicably. Yeah. Just fucking watch his head explode. He better not be on that. If they ever win a title soon, he might not want to be on the open air bus with the trophies. You ever driven down the street with the X's on the road?

Yeah, the Uber drivers will make sure to let you know. It's trippy. Yeah. Yeah. It's trippy. When he pointed it out and I looked up from my phone, I was like, oh yeah, this makes sense. I've seen this numerous times.

Yeah. I don't know why it's one that's kind of escaped me, but I'm interested, but I don't think I'm interested enough to read a book. If you ever have some time in Dallas to kill, I suggest going to tour. It's it's cool. It's fun. Oh, is it fun? It's interesting. They have the window where he shot from. They have it like glassed off with an old rifle sitting there. And as he like look out and like see his it's doable. It's definitely doable. It's a good

shot. Good shot. It's a good shot. Not impossible. Yeah. Speaking of good shots, bro, let's go. Let's go. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got

yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go alone. Let's just go have fun and let go of it. David Woodrow's, let's go. Robeck presented is presenting this weekend and fun. Y'all know we love some Robeck. Guess what? Masters is upon us. We just talked about the Scotty dinner for a while. They got their whole masters collection up here.

You can get the Azalea Polo. They've gone crazy with the Masters stuff this year. Oh, it's local. Dylan's wearing a Masters themed Polo right now. Yeah. Yeah. Got that Masters green. That's Masters green, Dylan. Rocking that row back. Y'all know what it is. They got it all, baby. When we first started working with row back, you know, they were heavy, just golf shirts. Now you can

outfit your whole wardrobe from them. Dylan, you just got some pants in that are like a sneaky little jogger situation. Yeah, they just giving me some pants. Bret and me some pants. They are Looper joggers. Really? Just you and Bret. Okay. I guess I don't wear pants. Nah, I hate pants. They fit so freaking well. I would love to know. I can wear them with maybe like a dressy sneaker or some loafs and just step out on the town and just have a ball.

Or if you wanna play golf with them, they're great for that too. They're awesome. The grit shorts, we've been talking about them a lot too. The grit shorts are great. Have a very comfortable liner as well. Dude, those things are light. They're awesome.

They're light. I'm even wearing the five inch inseams, Randy. Oh. Showing off the stems a bit, man. You know what it is. Oh. Look at that. Go get you some polos, hoodies, Q-zips, vests, jackets, crewnecks, fleece pullovers, long sleeve polos, tees. They even got joggers pants. Swimsuits. Short swim trunks. Everything. Go check them out. Go support the boys

and girls over at Roeback. Wash20 gets you 20% off your first order. Again, wash20 at Roeback.com, 20% off your whole order. Go make it happen. Dylan, what you doing this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. Uh, got the little man Friday night. Uh, gotta do something fun with him. I'm not sure what yet. Uh, maybe go catch a movie. That's too nice outside to catch a movie. We'll do something outside. Is the little man Tiny E or your son? My son Parks. Okay, so not Tiny Elvis. Not Tiny Elvis. No, I don't know what he's up to. I love you, man. He will not return my phone. I'm so small. Maybe take me to Barton Springs on Friday. We'll see about it. Oh, that's Saturday. Couldn't be more open. Couldn't be more just wide open.

If you guys want to link, I will be available to link. It's not going to happen. I don't see you guys in the weekend. But it will be. Actually, it's not true. Sunday, I might see you guys. No. Parks has baseball practice at 1030 Sunday morning. Joyous practices. And then that evening, a little mat, little metal ranchos outing with our boy Klein,'s in town in town for the Texas Pro Day

I'm excited to see client sing client in a minute. Is he get is he gonna order his trademark? As a Darrow tacos with chicken with chicken Bizarre crazy move crazy work. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have two skinny frozans Crazy move. Crazy work. I'm gonna have two skinny FROZENS. So you're just gonna have a regular margarita. It's happening. Yeah, but two of them.

Yum. You got a problem with that? No. Good. I don't. Good. I will say, the Asadero taco, I know it was previously on a list

of like top 100 tacos in Texas. It's not great. I don't think there's anything special. There's way better things on that menu. The meat is too tough It's come on y'all. It's yeah. No, I like I like the azadero tacos, but it's only a naughty boy play It's only if I'm getting naughty that night. Are you getting naughty Sunday? I don't know if I'm gonna make it Sunday Oh, yeah, you're out of town. Yeah. Yeah, never mind I'm not subbing chicken though, that's crazy work. That is pretty wild.

It's lack of ball knowledge. He subs out the corn tortilla for the flour tortilla and then subs out the filet meat for the chicken. It's chicken. It's arguably too much ball knowledge. Yeah, he's overthinking the game. He is overthinking the game. It's arguably too much ball knowledge. It's like he's overthinking the game. He is overthinking the game. Yeah, you just run what you know.

Run the damn ball. There you go. There it is, yeah. That's what you gotta do, huh? Shrink, shrink the order. Dave. Suppose you're wondering what I'm gonna do this week. I've been wondering.

First, I'm gonna revisit the crash test dummies. I'm gonna go check them out. I just got a notification from Apple that my nugs.net has been re-upped for the month. So maybe I'll go see if they've got a set up on there and go watch them. They've been putting up a bunch of Sturgill's Europe shows. They've been dropping some older shows from some bands from like last year. Dip yourself in, Hal. I dabble, I jump around in there. It was all Sturgill for like the first month.

And then I jumped into some- The live shows are cool. Roger Waters. I've recently downloaded the The live shows are cool. Roger Waters. I've recently downloaded the app onto my Apple TV so I don't have to airplay at all. Yeah, I didn't realize that was a thing. That was kind of a game changer for me because what I was doing was, it was doable and I was like, I don't want to do it this way. It's annoying to do it that way. It is.

And then I felt like such an idiot when I was told, why don't you just download the app? Yeah. Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. told why don't you just download the app oh yeah i didn't think about that um i really don't have any plans until sunday afternoon when uh gonna play a little golf playing golf with the aforementioned klein um we're gonna go out there and uh give it our best haven't played played once this year um i'm gonna go hit some balls i Honestly, I might sneak out and hit some balls Friday morning before work. I might go down to Grey Rock. Just work on it, get the club in my

hand. I've been out back hitting some chips and whatnot, but I just want to get the feeling back so I can go out there. And for that guest fee, which is a little hefty. I'd like to go out there and at least present myself well. And then yeah, there is a allegedly a match outing. Something alleged about it. It's happening. Okay. We'll see about it. So yeah, should be a good time. Will, big weekend.

Probably my biggest weekend of the year, if I'm being honest with you. I'll be flying from Austin, Texas to Las Vegas, Nevada tomorrow. I'll be spending part of my afternoon tomorrow afternoon in the spa at the Fountain Blue. People are wondering if I'm going to ice shower. I'm thinking about ice showering. Thinking about it. Snow shower? Snow shower, yeah.

It's kind of ice flakes, you know. We'll see if I cold plunge. I might just rock the snow shower. But yeah, tomorrow night going to the Sphere for the debting company run. And then just doing Vegas things, man. the the the the the the

the I'm not sure if I'm going to wear a shoe but you know how it goes when once those buckets get set down with uh some light beers in them at the sports book, all bets are off, Hoss. Or all bets are on. Didn't think about that. You guys want me to place any bets for you? Maybe. Put a hundred on black. Oh, I might get a master's bet.

Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going to do some. I think I'm going to do some betting. Put a little money on Jordan. Michael? Spieth. Why not? Little sprinkle? Little sprinkle on Jay? He's washed, man. He's been playing all right, right?

Very up and down, yeah. You know I'm just betting St. John's to win everything. Everything. Okay. And Patino, I trust. Returning relatively early. So, Matt's isn't totally out of the question but it's just it's gonna be a game time decision with the family stuff. So,

we'll see how it goes. I gotta I gotta default to my child and other child but mainly the child that speaks. I think I'm gonna see noted a friend of the pod DJ pie house key DJ Bob with him a little bit ask him about all that speed. He's gained. Yeah, I mean unfortunately for him That's probably gonna be in the first 10 minutes that we hang I think that's probably gonna be the first topic conversation if you can get a hookup on that. Yeah I'll see what I can do. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I'm gonna see if we can get some Some no laying up polos out of this trip. Yes. Shall I offer him a trade?

Yeah. Should we do a, bring him a visor. See a visor guy? No. Do they have a visor guy? Neil could give visor. I think. He's got the flow for it.

Yeah. Yeah. We should just send them some merch. Maybe they'll send us better merch. It's a good deal if you can get it. It's a good deal if you can get it. All right, boys. Is that all she wrote?

Bye. Thanks for watching guys!