Circling Back - Doing Recovery Mushrooms In Oregon

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defriese my right david carter ruff well hello will bonjour no how are you doing i'm doing good what a wonderful outfit thank you you look very look very cool. I'm very cozy today. It's going to get up to 78 degrees here in Austin, Texas. I love these mornings when it's like 48 outside, real crisp. You get to bundle up in the morning, and then in the afternoon, you're sweating out of your chinos. You know what I did for breakfast since I didn't have time since I slept in because I went to bed a little bit late? Was there a big game on last night or something?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, I was researching cryptocurrency. in because i went to bed a little bit late was there a big game on last night or something no i was researching cryptocurrency um i went to uh ethereum i went to i went to uh what's it called honey ham i got two breakfast sandwiches then i went to summer moon and got an americano dude summer moon and then i sat in the stops in the way it makes you feel fine i sat on the top of the parking lot and ate the sandwiches and drank the coffee. I brought the coffees with me now. It's got a splash of oat milk, if you're wondering. You know what I did? It's not doing much.

I'll tell you that right now. I did something out of Dee Shivery's book. What's up, Dylan? Dude, really? I had a nitro cold brew this morning. It was not made by you. Let's go. But it was made by the nice gas station by my place.

Why'd you let me make you one? Because I've literally been asking you and you've never done it. You've never asked me once. I feel like you've already broke that thing Why don't you let me make you one? Because I've literally been asking you and you've never done it. You've never asked me once. I'll make you one. I feel like you've already broke that thing. Aren't you out of the canisters? No, I got like 40 of them. Okay.

I made it for Kendall, my brother-in-law, not so long ago when they came over. That was like six weeks ago. No, it was for my birthday, actually. Dick Bass. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Dick Bass? Face.

Dick Bass is my cryptocurrency. Yeah. I'm very bullish on it i don't know why i said that dickhead okay when you said you did something that dylan did i thought you were gonna say you had a red baron pizza no i wish red baron pizza what are you talking about you were known in college you were known for eating a french bread pizza for breakfast you didn't give a fuck i probably had three french bread pizzas in my entire life to some people it's the best kind of pizza i love i love a good french red pizza brett brett likes them too shouts to stouffer's dude non-spot i'm not saying that i'm gonna have one like all the time but once a year sometimes you just crave that shitty french bread because the the bread from france just has different mineral content yeah so it's the water there.

And it's different. It's cool. The way it's yeasted or whatever. Yeah. The pepperoni is trash and you burn your mouth 100% of the time. But something about it. There's just something good. The crunch.

Yeah. The crunch. It's addicting. You know Stouffer's French bread? The little like, they look like garlic bread slides. Yeah. I've never had them. It's been a very long time.

But yeah, I have had that. They give you that really high-end thing to cook it on, too. We already talked about this on our podcast. Oh, maybe. The piece of cardboard? Yeah. No, no, dude. It crisps it.

Yeah, you flip it over and it crisps it up. Yeah. It's really impressive stuff. The technology is just there. Yeah. I've been informed that with the baby on the way, we have to buy a microwave. You guys know I don't have a microwave. I also operated for a very long time

without a microwave and people thought it was crazy. There's been very few occasions where I'm like, I really need that microwave right now. I don't like microwaves that much, so I try to skew away from them. They're very convenient.

There are times when you're lazy and it's just like, ah, fuck it, microwave. I've always been more of a macro wave guy. Yeah. I ride macro waves. Shit. Sick, dude.

You know when I surf? That's very chill. Like when I surf in Jacksonville. I'm going to go into your house and drop micro machines all over the floor so when you walk in, you slip and fuck your back up. I'll just pick them up, honestly. It's not a big a big deal I'll clean them I clean toys up all the time anyway

you've already gotten two of these yeah I forced deuces left and right I forced that second he made a joke earlier before we started recording and I don't think anybody heard it and he just I looked over him he's just like yeah I was like, nobody even saw that. You guys hear about this election going on? Dude, I would appreciate it if y'all didn't talk politics today. Dude, don't politicize this podcast, Dylan. I was wondering if y'all heard about it. It's kind of big.

Hold on, I do have one question. What was everyone's election spread last night? I got Biden at plus 200. No, no, no, dude. What were you eating and drinking on? We ordered crispy Domino's. Crispy thing for us, Domino's. It was fucking good.

I took a nap at dinnertime. I took a nap at 6.30. I woke up at 8. Why do you do this? I don't know. I couldn't keep my eyes open. I was trying to watch the coverage of the election, and I just dozed off. And I decided to get a pillow, and I made a whole nap out of it.

It was a really cool nap. You the the Rogan Alex Jones stream right that was your main source I didn't watch any of that there was no Alex Jones yeah why did Alex Jones never hop on oh I don't know I was doing Dan's podcast I was bouncing around to the mainstream news sources yeah see mainstream Dylan did you guys check out OAN last night I don't know where else to find it I was doing OAR I went to OAN last night at all? I don't know where else to find it. I was doing OAR. I went to OAN and I made a joke. I was like, man, there's about to be some generic blonde girl on here. And sure enough, we change over and her name is Jen Pellegrino.

That's the super right-wing one, right? It's crazy, yeah. But it's just like, I couldn't believe that her name was actually Jen Pellegrino. No one's doing that. That's kind of tight. Can I break some news regarding the election? Kanye has conceded. Oh.

Thank you, Kanye. Very cool. Your tweet panned out well, Dave. He's looking to 2024. Okay. Man, I just don't know if that's going to make a difference. I mean, he announced his 2021 like six years ago. I would like to announce that I am also conceding this election.

Yeah. I don't think I'm going to pull it out. I think like to announce that I am also conceding this election. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to pull it out, so. I think I saw he got like 10,000 votes in Tennessee or something. That's pretty good. Considering his platform was just to kind of ramble on aimlessly on the most trafficked podcast in the world. It's not a bad strategy. Yeah. No, it a bad strategy. Yeah. No, it was

touching base. Oh. Remember we had him on? Did we? That's sick. Very cool. One of our bigger episodes. No, Dan produces

a podcast that had Alex Jones on last night. I know. People are very confused by what Dan's doing right now. A lot of people guessing wrong about what Dan is up to. What they think he was up to.

What are the guesses out there? One of them was that he is a host of one of these pods. One of them has just said that he is out at a bar and happened to run into Alex Jones.

But yeah, he produces a podcast. Yeah, I'll just drop their name i've never listened well i've i have listened to parts of it it's the drinking bros podcast dude you got to think they just drink sometimes well if they would talk about dan more i would listen like if they would like get dan on the mic till he makes it up i'd be in oh sign me up dan's political takes bros podcast i just want i want to hear what dan i want to hear some of the stuff dan would drop in the

bullpen uh i want to hear that on the air yes some of dan's fuego takes yeah no one wants dan's bullpen chatter on that on a mic i want it but i want it um mitigated by a j-bone like trying to submarine him was dan the first one to cite the odds shifting last night out of anybody? No, my fantasy football group text. I'm in a fantasy league. Are you guys familiar with this? Sorry about your Christian McCaffrey – or Dak pick. I'm sorry.

McCaffrey's back this week. Is he? Oh, let's go. Apparently. They were all over the odds. The odds kept getting sent out. In my head, I'm like, I don't think Vegas i don't i don't think that's how this works i don't think they like had like early access to the ballots you know um but they would like every time then it would slowly get back to closer to even and uh you could feel a lot of the a lot of people starting to freak out

there was uh some big bets made big tax? Someone in my group text lost... It hasn't been conceded yet, but someone in my group text lost $4,000 to another member of the group text. That's not great! It wasn't me. I'm not out of your bet. I don't have $4,000 to bet.

Is this thing over-over? How over is it? It's not send out the Vince Carter gif over, but like. Dude, what a swing. It's like Trump's best path to victory at this point is just like tie everything up in litigation and just hope that something goes your way. Litigation, no conceding. There you go. Dude.

Look at you, man. You really pulled that off. I'm really hungover. Are There you go. Dude. Look at you, man. You really pulled that off. I'm really hungover. Are you? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I didn't think last night. Don't give a fuck if you read the amount of pleading.

Last night I decided to order three pizzas. I like that. We had three of us at the place, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to go off. So I ordered three pizzas for the three of us. Name the place. And who recommended it? Fantasma, a Dave Ruff recommendation.

Some of the best pizza in Austin, hands down. And this was confirmed by a guy at my dog park when i told him i was getting phantasma last night he got psyched it's fantastic yes they also do to-go cocktails that are a little interesting mezcal and blackberry no one's doing that uh so yeah tell me about this what's your fucking problem that reminds me will when i dropped my Blackberry in that glass of Mezcal a few years back. Dude, Tanner was with me. That sounds delish. I mean, let's go. Phantasma just makes me think of orgasm for some reason.

Oh, horny, horny. Yeah, I mean, come on, dude, chill. It makes sense why. You were going to back me up, and then you said to just railroad me instead. Yeah, I'd like to report horny. I've got a guy here at our office. I don't even know our address. I'm not the only one that thinks that.

I have to Google our address every single time I need to type it in somewhere. It's not great. I absolutely do. Yeah. I have no clue to this. No, when I think of the pizza, I think I've done this, but I always just want to go, Fantasma. Dude, it's just great. If you want to check it out, it's Fantasma.kitchen.

That's their web address. It's pizza made by a wizard. They also have a taco sector of their restaurant that's just named something else. Dude, tacos and pizza? What? Yeah. I'm thinking about getting them tonight, honestly. Did you go inside or did you just go to the awning part, the covered part?

No. It's a basic white girl's dream, tacos and pizza. This place is 100% going out of business because when I showed up last night, she opened the window and said, Will? And I was like, yeah. And she goes, yeah, you're the only person that's ordered pizza right now. And I was like, whoa, cool. Oh, no. I knew it wasn't long for this earth when I, someone who lives 18 minutes away from it, recommended it to Will, someone who lives two minutes away from it, and he'd never even heard of it.

It's a three-minute walk for me. Is it at the bottom of an apartment building? Yeah. Yeah, it's not going to last much longer. You know what apartment building it was on the bottom of? The one that Mia Khalifa lived in. Oh, yeah. The, what's it called?

I don't know. 704. But the reason I'm hungover is because I started I wanted to dip into the wine before the ladies got to the apartment

and so I was drinking on a pretty much empty stomach and now I'm just struggling today shots me we should move to underneath an apartment

building for our next location I got a great opening for you does it have a pop a shot it does not we got to show our doors, though.

Did I fill you in on that? The pop-a-shot and the Golden Tee were rented. You told me about the Golden Tee. Yeah. Unfortunately, they were not for sale. But they said you can rent them for free, and Golden Tee makes their money on the money that gets put into it.

Right, but they wouldn't do that for us. No. Because it doesn't see the foot traffic. Right. Yeah. You would think. Unless Dylan's just straight up just swiping. That would cost me a fortune.

Yeah, I need the home edition that's free. Somebody tweeted me after a recent pod saying that they've managed a restaurant under an apartment complex for like the last decade. Wow. Just, it goes against my theory, or I guess probably our entire, everybody on here agrees that those places don't last long. No, that person deserves. 10 years.

That person deserves like an award or something. I need to go to Fantasma while it's still open. Yeah. Let me know. I might get the tacos tonight. Really? Can we talk about Hawthorne real quick? Yeah.

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Uh-huh. You can now order an absolute feast of Masters Food Favorites from Augusta National this year. But this is only for people who have tickets, right? You have to have tickets. See, this is the devastating part because I'm not trying to flex or anything, but I would 100% pay $150 for this. No questions asked. Do you know what I'm going to miss this year is the annual Ravel tweet.

Like here, you have $5 to spend at the Masters with a picture of the menu, like the menu board. He's still going to do it. He can still do the tweet. He's going to do it. Yeah. I mean, no patrons this year, but maybe he can still do the tweet. So with this package, it serves 10 to 12 people.

All you need to buy yourself is the bread, but you get a pound of pimento cheese. Oh. Just be honest with me. You've had the pimento cheese there, correct? Yeah. Because you've been to the Masters. Yeah. Is it very, very good pimento cheese?

Okay, let me first say, I'm not well-versed in pimento cheese. Okay. I haven't had it a ton in my life. Okay. Not a shocker. Having said that, it is very delicious. Is it? Would you say it's the best pimento cheese you've ever had?

Yes, but again, it's not comparing it to a whole lot, but yes, it is. Did you have the egg salad when you were there? I had everything while I was there. You get a pound of egg salad. Basically free while you're there. One and a half pounds of pork barbecue, eight bags of potato chips, which seems a little low if you're trying to feed 10 to 12 people, six chocolate chip cookies, six bags of pecan caramel popcorn, 25 Master's cups, and a logo checkerboard serving paper. I believe I had everything that's listed there while I was there.

What was your favorite thing? Did you go back for seconds on anything? My favorite thing was a pimento cheese sandwich. They have a pretty good little breakfast chicken sandwich as well. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. The barbecue sandwich was also good. Okay. And you know your boy got off a ton of beers while I was there. I mean, I had to.

I mean, come on. Come on. They should brew their own beer. Oh my God. If they did, that's all we would drink. You know how everything is-

That would be very fun. Everything is like master's branded there. Yeah. So beer, you can order an import, which I forgot what it was. I think it may have been a Stella. Or you can get a, quote unquote, domestic light, and it's Miller Light or something. I forgot what it is. But they don't call it what it actually is while you're there.

It's, it's weird. That's so cocky. It is. That is cocky. You just get a foreigner domestic. Yeah. That's what,

that's what you order. The imports come in a green cup, the green cups, domestics are in the clear cups. Interesting. That's how the cashier knows what to charge you. And it's like $2. It's like when you get

a water cup at Cici's and you fill it up with Diet Coke because you don't give a fuck. Why would you do that? Dude, Brett did that at like Chipotle one day. That's slanderous.

No, you did. You did. And I was like, dude, this is reckless behavior. Dude, wait, you didn't pay for that Sprite. You're like, they'll never know.

I don't think I've had a Sprite since I was 12. No, you're always like, I'm going to obey my thirst. Do you know who I associate Sprite with only? Ross. Ross Bolin. Yeah.

Dude loves Sprite. He loves it. Maybe I've done a vodka Sprite, though. That's kind of trashy. Yeah. Do you remember like five years ago? Even Randy just kind of winced when you said that. I swear to God, like three years ago, a study came out.

It was like Sprite can help with hangovers. And everybody's like, oh, fucking Sprite. And I remember I tried it. The results are not shocking. It did not help my hangover. Yeah, but I always, whenever we go to Popeye's and get like a family meal on a Sunday and I'm hungover, I always get a Sprite. It goes well with Popeye's for some reason. It's just really refreshing and light.

This is the easiest $150 I would ever spend. Right? If they made this available to everybody, I don't think they could keep up with the demand because I feel like a lot of people would pay $150 to have the exact master shit at They wouldn't be able to. That's why they limit it to just the people who have tickets. I'm bummed that I can't try this, but I kind of like that it's exclusive. Because it would be cheapened. I like that it's exclusive. Because it would feel, it would be cheapened.

I like that it's limited supply. Good take. 25 cups too, which is cool. Yeah, I mean, Lily and Drew got a bunch of cups from the Masters, and I actually just stole a couple because I was like, eh, I'm just going to take these. You guys have too many and I want some. Bad boy shit. Yeah.

They're cool, man. I also have a club. Or cup. Excuse me. Shots to climb. Do you guys have any Masters traditions that you do every year. Yeah. They're cool, man. I also have a club. Or cup. Excuse me. Just to climb. Do you guys have any master's traditions that you do every year? Yeah. Just watch it.

I eat PF Chang's with you. In a guest house. Yeah, it's tight. We do a draft with our family where we all choose a team and then the winner actually gets a green jacket. Shut up.

For a year. They get to keep the green jacket. Yeah. Really? You're lying. I swear to God. How have I never heard this? Because I've never won it.

You've never won. Yeah. I've never won it. I just do it. Is this the DeFries family? Yeah. Yeah, we do a draft every year. This is the first year that you don't have to be present for it,

so I haven't been able to be in it since I've been down here because they won't let me draft outside. But now that during the pandemic, my family has somehow loosened the reins and allowed us to do it remotely. Yeah, I do a draft with my friends. But we don't take it as far as you guys do. I drink a lot of drafts. Oh, dude.

That's my tradition. Oh, that's sick. Yeah. Very chill. Yeah, don't even talk to me during Masters week because I'm freaking drunk. What are the odds looking like this year for the Masters? Bryson is way out ahead. No, I think Phil's.

Bryson's plus 750, I think. Phil's lengthening the shaft of his driver because it's going to help him hit more fairways. Yeah, that's usually how that works. He's also adding more bounce to his irons. He's one of us. You know what I'm saying? I got to see how that looks. He said his spin rate is already so high he doesn't care.

I don't think he really cares about anything, except for making optimized coffee blends. Does he care about winning anymore, Phil? Just Champions Tour stuff. I feel like at this point he's just trying to be a social media guy. He's trying to hit bombs right now. He is. He's definitely doing this all for the gram. He can still dominate

the Champs Tour and give it a go at the US Open for a couple more years, maybe. I don't know. I'd be fine if Phil won another green jacket. I wouldn't care at all. He won't. It would make me happy. I'd be smiling. Let's see what his odds are.

Do any of us have a serious thirst for Tiger to win again? Obviously, we would all like him to win, but I feel so fulfilled by last year that I don't feel the pressure anymore to think about it anymore. 100% agree. Phil's 66-1, by the way. Okay. Value. That's a value pick? That's a value pick.

Spieth, 50-1. He plays well in Justin. That's not a value pick. This is his one tournament's a value pick. Spieth, 50-1. He plays well in Augusta. That's not a value pick. This is his one tournament that he's going to be like T4 on Saturday. He'll be in it. He'll be in it. He'll be top 15 going into Saturday, and he'll put up like a 74. He's going to like four-putt the first hole this year

and then like have six birdies after that, and everyone's going to be freaking out, and then he's going to miss the cut. Didn't Ernie like five-putput number one a couple years ago? One of the most painful things I've ever watched. Was that at Augusta? Yes. It was so painful. DJ, JT, Rory, Jon Rahm, Bryson, those are your top five.

I don't hate that top five. If those names are on the leaderboard on Sunday, I'm a happy camper. Yeah, with the cat, if he he ran it back I would be I would be stoked and like well obviously there's very there's maybe one I don't if it came down to him and one other person it would take a lot for me to root against him like if it was Spieth maybe I would pull for Spieth just because like that's a great story also. But yeah, last year was just so great. Yeah, I don't need anything else from him. I kind of want some inclement weather to come in again so we can get the Sunday morning Masters like last year too.

I love that. Split tees? I don't know why I liked it so much. I just really enjoyed it. Does egg salad travel well? You have to think it doesn't, Dylan. You have to think it doesn't. It probably gets tossed around a lot in whatever the packaging is.

Stop. Well, no, if you... Stop it. That's dirty? You're a dirty man. What are you talking about? Are you being dirty? Dave, call the horny police again.

No, I didn't call it on Dave. No, call it on yourself. Call it on yourself. Call it on yourself, man. I called a few minutes ago about some horniness I'm witnessing. Can you get ETA? Oh, man. Come on.

Sorry, dude. Didn't you say you put it all on Patrick Reed? No, it was Patrick Cantlay for Dylan. Patrick Cantlay. 22-1. We talking about? That's never a problem Dylan's had. Cantlay.

I don't know, man. Weird. I think we need a horny siren on this soundboard. Dude, this is the horniest episode in a minute. What would be a good horny siren? I'll record one with my,

I'll just do it with my voice. We don't have to do it now. It's like the European police siren. Yeah. Should we just get the Chicago inclement weather siren and just use that one? Oh, the really spooky one? Yeah. Woo.

I know the weather siren. That doesn't scream horny. That doesn't scream horny to me. Wee-oo, wee-oo. There's got to be a stripper song. That's an H song. I'm in love with a stripper. Mrs. Officer or something like that.

Dude, your voice just keeps getting better. I don't know. That's a terrible song. Lil Wayne's worst song, potentially. What? Next to Lollipop. Mrs. Officer? Mrs. Officer.

I was listening to Carter 3 recently, and I kind of forgot how much I listened to that fucking album the entire time it was out. Yeah. Whatever summer that was time it was out. Yeah. Whatever summer that was it was on non-stop. He's the fireman. Fireman. Also.

Fireman. That's my buddy's MySpace profile song. I don't know why I remember that but Kelly Keegs was not happy that I didn't have one the other night on

Happy Hour Live. Did y'all hear speaking of horns did you just when Biden went out and did his little speech last night, and it was for some reason a Jeep brand activation. Was there a debate last night? Did you see that? Yeah. Why was there, it was, you know, there was some applause, but everybody was in their cars because, you know,

the ongoing and ongoing global pandemic. People were honking to show their praise toward him. And it was just like, I don't know what. I don't know. It's just maybe it's because it was midnight. But I was like, don't honk. It's late. Hoot and holler.

Don't honk. No fireworks, guys. Chill. Shouts to Jeep for that marketing campaign, though. Were they just pimping Jeep Patriots everywhere? They were just the first row, like all Jeeps. I was like, i was like oh that's somebody you know fucking love a good brand activation develop some business do you just get horned up when you see a good brand activation on tv or or a bad one i it's like it's like popcorn viewing when you see a bad one you're like oh it's terrible

like anybody at the edge games used to have either really good ones or really really bad ones Like anybody at the X Games used to have either really good ones or really, really bad ones. Jeep also was in that. Can I break some news real quick? Sure. You calling it? I'm calling it, Dave. The Texas Railroad Commission has been called.

Our boy didn't take it home. Too bad. Let's see. Jim Wright takes the dub. More like Jim Wrong. That was good. That was good, dude. He's the wrong man for the job. C Wright takes the dub. More like Jim Wrong. That was good. We won. That was good, dude.

He's the wrong man for the job. Custin Yeda. Oh, cool. We don't talk politics here, bro. I know nothing about politics. Come on, Dylan. Chill out. Jim has a family, dude. You said you're against flaming.

I will say this. What? 87% of the vote is in. It's an oil and gas thing. Flaring. Flaring, not flaming. Yeah, that could be interpreted a weird way. Oh, yeah.

I didn't mean it like that. Just be careful. Matt Sterrett grabbed 2.2% to defeat the Green Party candidate. Flaring, not flaming. Yeah, that could be interpreted a weird way. Oh yeah, I didn't mean it like that. Just be careful. Matt Sterrett grabbed 2.2% to defeat the Green Party candidate. Shout out Matt. Green Party took some L's in this election. Across the board. Dude, Wilmont's had a great party last night. I heard you're moving it to Oregon.

Dude, there were some... I was trying to workshop some poll jokes for daggering contests at Wilmontonds last night, but I couldn't really come up with anything. So the Green Party joke was just kind of the only one there. You were trying to work in a poll daggering joke last night. Yeah. Yeah. You did see that –

Like the polls are never closed at Wilmonds. Daggering competition starts in five minutes or something like that. Oh, shit. That would have been solid. Yeah. You did see Trump's original tweet. He called it the polls, capital P-l-e-s yeah he deleted it yeah he deleted that he does that thing that some older folks do on social media they just capitalize random words that shouldn't be capitalized just out of nowhere well he's old i love that move polls for example like

why would you capitalize polls he wasn't giving a nod to our friends in Poland. Our Polish friends of the podcast. I'm going to say this. If Biden wins, his Twitter is just not nearly as fire as Trump's. But everybody wanted him to stop tweeting, and they're going to be sad when it's gone. If you think Trump's going to stop tweeting, I've got news for you, my friend. No, no. His tweets are going to go way up.

He's getting deplatformed. I'll just go ahead and say it. They're going to take away his getting the platform i'll just go ahead and say it there he's getting they're gonna they're gonna take away his platform they're already trying big tech is they're they're trying to curry favor with the uh the new administration i don't think you're wrong i give it two years at most who what who is it matt what was matt's platform wasn't he really against the flaring yeah because this Because it's just a waste? It's wasteful. Yeah. I want to talk to him. I should text him. We'll get an email thread going.

I mean, if we're talking election, can we talk about the really important issues last night? Oregon just fucking legalized everything. Man, Oregon snapped last night. Dude, what are they doing? I didn't even know that this was on the table. I didn't either. Are we about to go to Bandon Dunes this summer and just trip balls? So apparently all drugs there have been decriminalized.

Mushrooms, however, have just been fully made legal. Okay. In Oregon. Mushrooms, you're not allowed to use psilocybin for mental health treatment, which is something I know a lot about, mainly because of the Joe Rogan podcast. Can I ask some very dumb questions? Yes, please. Are there going to be dispensaries

where you go get this stuff? Is it going to be prescribed by a doctor? How is the mushroom thing going to work? That's a great question. I know with the other drugs it's just been decriminalized. You get caught with a small amount, $100 fine. And then not going to jail.

But they'll send you to like a rehab thing or something. You're going to have to do some type of program. That was one of Biden's things. He didn't really. Let me read this. Instead of going to jail, people found in possession of small amounts, mushrooms, LSD, heroin, MDMA, meth will be fined $100 or sent to a rehab clinic. See, I don't really like that. It's good that they're not going to jail, but if you don't have the $100, you've got to go to rehab.

Well, not everybody who has a small amount of mushrooms needs to go to rehab. They don't need – maybe it's better than the alternative, but this was kind of part of the overall platform that Biden ran on as far as drugs go I know it's completely separate from this but it's just I don't know money raised from organs marijuana sales tax will fund the drug treatment I don't know well did well did Biden think about like if they try to make people go to rehab and then they say no no no I don't think he did I like how long that was on your mind it It was on my mind for a really long time. Glaring lack of cocaine in this. It says here.

It doesn't say cocaine. In the article it does. No, you can do cocaine. Does it? Yeah, cocaine has been decriminalized. Well, the mushroom bill, Measure 109, allows trained facilitators to give patients psilocybin, the psychedelic compound of mushrooms, as a mental health treatment. So like prescriptions situation.

Like you can go see a shaman? Facilitators in quotes. So I think the definition is kind of off the grabs at this point. That was me in high school ball, dude. Facilitating. Like didn't put up big numbers, but offense. Just dropping down all over the court. I was the guy.

I just knew where to put it. Put it down on the post. Let him work. Let him feed. Bounce pass games are stupid. Let my wolves eat. Dude, when you're with me everybody eats you gotta keep your job keep the young wolves fed man otherwise the whole empire's gotta eat there you know that i wrote the book no one starves when you're with me all right you ever done mushrooms dylan

nah dude come on dude Just do it once. If I acquire some mushrooms, will you just do them with me? I'll be your shaman. We'll see about it. Don't say acquire some mushrooms. I'm going to acquire the mushrooms. No one says acquire shaman. Do you know fungi is closer to human than it is to plant?

Really? Yeah. Hey, do you want to come over and listen to Fungus Among Us? I'm fine with that. Dylan doesn't get that. You're right. I don't. Yeah.

Shrooms, man. You don't burn. And New Jersey's got the weed now. Stay off the weed. Man, heroin is included in this? Oh. Yeah, but I don't think they're saying, like, hey, go do heroin, guys. I think they're just trying to make it a little.

But it's decriminalized, so walk around with a little bit of heroin in your pocket. Please don't, Dylan. Just because things are decriminalized doesn't mean that you should just be walking around with H in your pocket. No, look, don't do heroin. You're H enough without heroin. I've always said don't do heroin, so I'm not endorsing it by any means. So that's your official stance. My official stance is don't do heroin.

Okay, perfect. Thank you. Thank you for making that crystal clear. I will co-sign. Wow, thank you. I will also co-sign this. Dave? Are you pro or anti-heroin?

Choose carefully here. Yeah. In what context? Ingesting? Doing it? No, I will hopefully never be doing heroin. I'm anti-heroin. What about kids who are maybe on the fence about whether they should try it or not?

You shouldn't try it. Okay. Unless your shaman gives it to you. I got approached by a D.A.R.E. person the other day for the first time in a really long time. Keep kids off drugs, man. I was just like, what's your problem? What does D.A.R.E. stand for? Drugs are really excellent

let's go yeah double pistol when i wrote my uh my dare essay is like sixth grade my buddy anthony he i didn't realize it but we were like together, and he copied a lot of my essay. And we got called to the principal's office for cheating. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And we left the meeting, and he was like, I copied off you. I'm sorry. Dude, what the fuck? I crushed that paper too, man. God, I crushed that.

Wait, he copied a paper? That's crazy. Yeah, he took words. No one's doing that. That is way too much work. He copied exact sentences for me. Also, you didn't get a grade in DARE. No.

Why are you copying the paper? It was. I feel like a DARE paper is one of the easiest things you just write. You just say, don't do drugs. I had to rewrite it. And it did. Dude. I copied in 10th grade geometry for our final exam.

Really? Did you see this? Yeah, the girl next to me was really smart, and I didn't study for it at all. And I had a clear view of her paper the entire time, and I just copied everything, and I got 100%. Let's go. Double hundies? I didn't feel bad about it.

The hell no. I'm not using fucking geometry now. Who cares? Shouts to Allie. Thank you. Do you know the Pythagorean theorem? Isn't that where everything adds up to, like, Y equals MX plus B? No.

Do you? Damn it. Isn't that where everything adds up to, like, something? Yeah. I don't fucking know. It's pretty good. Pretty much right. Like 180?

360? 270? 90? I think it's like the sum of the squares of lengths of the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square of the length of the hypotenuse. Randy's eyes are bleeding over there. Yeah, he hates this right now. No one's ever used that.

Randy, I drank a bottle of wine and had two scotches last night. You have to cut me some slack here. Did you see this? Did you see Oklahoma? They rolling their joints all wrong again? Dude, they decriminalized Schwab's. Really? That's big. You can Schwab all you want now. Schwab's everywhere. Schwab's

for everybody. Why just Oklahoma? That's weird. I don't know they schwab all wrong up there man uh washington dc did also decriminalize i believe uh small amounts of mushrooms for personal use yeah very chill who did it dc yeah i'm on very cool very cool psilocybin let's go it always gets me when you respond to a story, like tagged circling back from Wilmonds, and it's just name instead of Wilmonds. I'm like, who the fuck is that?

And I open it every time and I laugh. From what? What are you talking about? The Wilmonds Instagram. That's not even run by me. I have no clue who runs the Wilmonds Instagram. What? No idea.

Okay. I don't even know. Is that really not you? 100% not me. You're not Hello Wilmonds? I also have no idea who Tide is. I think it's Randy. I have no clue who's actually

running the Tide account. The Hello Wilmonds thing is always on my recommended follow list when I get on there. I'm like, no, this isn't even Will. Get out of here. You can follow it. It's not a big deal. Is it funny? I don't know. I don't follow it either. It's probably not funny.

If they want to reach out, they can. But I kind of like the anonymity of all this. I had no idea. That's hilarious. It's truly funny. Do we have any closing thoughts on Oregon legalizing, or I guess decriminalizing everything, not necessarily legalizing it?

Yeah, we've got to go to Oregon soon. Yeah, abandoned dunes, what up? Is that in Oregon? We're going to their, let's go. Competition. Similar property. Okay. I guess it's competition, but it's all, like, same guys.

I guess we'll go to abandoned dunes. Yeah. We can really go wherever we want to, honestly. Everybody can feed. Should we start, like, a course that's just catered to chill-ass dudes called Brandon Dunes? Why is Brandon... Just like car girls in bikinis and shit? Light beers only?

Light domestics only. We're going to need backup. It's double horny. Oh, man. We're crossing for backup. Got a situation here. Two podcast hosts are extremely horny right now. It's funny because it's not really even illegal to be horny,

so why would you get the police involved? Not yet. It's been decriminalized, dude. They decriminalized horny? We should sell a shirt. Decriminalize horny. Horniness. Should we just sell a horny police shirt?

Legalize horny shirt legalize horny legalize horny might do numbers we could sell 20 of those yeah like horny police isn't bad bonk on the back

but who's gonna wear that around like around how would none of us how is none of us a horny police or like the horny police for Halloween

that was a layup that is how do you dress as a horny police that's different from a regular cop you just dress like a cop and then put a name tag on that says horny that's lame you know I didn't see very many name tags or instead of having a gun you dress as a horny police that's different from a regular cop? You just dress like a cop and then put a name tag on that says horny.

That's lame. You know, I didn't see very many name tags. Instead of having a gun, you have like a whip. Ooh, now we're talking. I mean, maybe your handcuffs are a little fuzzy. Or instead of a nightstick, you have just something else. Like what? Go ahead.

I didn't see any name tag costumes this year. It's kind of bomb. I think we shamed everyone. I really like shitting on them. Someone sent me a video of a dude that just had one that just said Dave on it. Like it was me? I don't know if they were sending it to me because it was a name tag or if they were trying to be you.

It didn't look like it was a costume of you, so I didn't think too much of it. Maybe they were trying to be Dave from the really popular series Dave. That would make more sense he has more notoriety than i do somebody suck me still still i think pound for pound one of the best uh seasons of television of 2020 it was really good man that's that beginning of the quarantine i don don't know. It feels like forever. You could ask me what happened in a certain month between March and August, and I wouldn't be able to pinpoint very easily.

April 23rd, what were you up to? No clue. Like, there's so much of my life that's just a blur because of quarantine that I just have no clue what even happened. Podcasting from the crib, man. How long did we podcast from the crib for? It felt like three years. It was at least six weeks.

Was it? Yeah. It was a couple months. See, that's crazy to me because in my mind, I can't believe that we even put up with that. I should have just lobbied to shut the company down. Yeah, thank you all for sticking with us through that phase. It's just a crazy year, you know?

Yeah. Somebody suck me. Stop doing somebody suck me. Why are you doing that so much? You're just asking me. It's from Dave, man. You're just asking to get like Jif right now. He has an idea or his people have an idea for him to go viral.

So he films a video dressed as the mask instead of somebody stop me. It's somebody suck me. And it's pretty funny. Was that the same show where he got milked in his garage? He got what? Milked? Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

What other shows are there? Should we go through all of them? Let's go through the shows. These are the shows. Dude, Tiger King. Oh, how about Tiger King, man? Crazy. I'm up in it.

Carol Baskin. Did you guys think it was funny when Borat was the sponsor of the election coverage last night? No. No. Actually, the Calm app was, too. And I thought that was, again, I was like, nice. The Calm app? Yeah.

They just released a new show on HBO that's apparently just very chill. So I will be watching that. More to come. More to come. Nice. There you go. That was good. No, I didn't really watch much mainstream.

I had to switch over to CNN because everybody on my TL is just gassing up John King. And for good reason. He knows his counties. You get to hear like the Broward County, Fairfax County, Miami-Dade. All the players from years past. He knows them them he knows the demographics he knows he's like this is going to skew this way this is this is looking good for this candidate but for the most part Tim Dillon and Rogan and the other guy they had on is really

good I mean it was they didn't give you a lot of you weren't like in real time finding out what the votes are doing but like they went off they would go off on tangents like about you know robert kennedy being a mk ultra assassination stuff like that stuff that you want to hear on a rogan live stream yeah at one point i i was watching it for about 30 minutes last night and during the live stream i just couldn't believe some of the stuff they were just going over i was like this i can't believe that this is the the stuff i'm taking in but i also don't want to turn it off. Yeah. No Alex Jones, which honestly, I'm fine with that.

Yeah. I'm okay with that. I was wondering. I was like, is he going to make it? And then they never came in. And I was like, you know what? This is good. The guy he had on was – I'm going to have to follow him.

So that's my endorsement. I think – I don't even know his name. Let's just move on. I will. You just abandoned ship so fast. Like this. I'll concede on my end. I think John Cain's got me in a geography contest.

Dude, he's a maestro. He was. Absolute maestro. I've never seen somebody talk in point with the accuracy that he had last night. It was just unbelievable. The random facts that he would pull out of his ass, and granted, I'm sure that he had last night. It was just unbelievable. The random facts that he would pull out of his ass, and granted I'm sure that he's being fed stuff all the time, but just to keep that straight,

I can barely do a hungover fucking ad read on this podcast. Like, for him to stand up there for hours on end just talking, these are very real votes. These are real votes. Yeah, we get it. They're real. I think he is on performance enhancing. I've seen some chatter, some booty chatter.

I heard you got some of that Oregon loud last night. Oh, let's go. Do you have trouble differentiating between red and blue states? No. No, I don't. Is your brain just scrambled last night? No, because those colors are very different. Oh, okay.

Yeah, if it was blue and purple states, then I would be pretty lost. Man, I'm just going to say it. This country is divided. Yeah. David, thank it was like blue and purple states, then I would be pretty lost. Man, I'm just going to say it. This country is divided. Yeah. David, thank you. Thank you for saying that. Deep thoughts with Dave Ruff. Dude, I've been thinking that, but I didn't have the guts to come out and actually say it.

We need to bring this country together, Dave. Like, we just need to find like some common ground. Wow. What was the booty chatter you were seeing about the performance enhancers? There's some speculation about some of these guys. If they were on Adderall last night, I would do it. Free base. Dave. Butt chug the Adderall.

I don't care. Keister it? Keister it. We're doing Keisters? Does that even work? Keister? Adderall, though? I don't know.

Brett, if you're asking me if putting Adderall on your butt works, I'm not really sure. Probably. I'm not really sure. Get to your stream, man. Bloodstream. Okay. I don't really know what I'm talking about, but it sounds like it would work. Cool.

Do you know what else works? Is this about Roback? Roback with the ladies. Come on, man. Dude, I'm a big Robie guy. Everyone knows that. No one's calling him Robie. Hello. Do you guys mind if I pull back the curtain real quick? Yeah, they sent us a pretty nice care package the other day. Yeah, we

had some dope swag in it. They dropped the bag. Am I wearing the bleaker vest like all the time now? Yes, I am. I forgot to text him about that. Thank you, Kevin, for the dope swag you sent us. Normally, after these pods, we trade polos, Dylan and I, but I'm keeping this one today. We're not doing it.

No jersey swap today. That's a good one. I've been eyeing it this whole time. Randy's also got some swag on. Yeah, Randy's getting a QZ off right now. His is actually called like the, oh, what's it called? It is QZ season. Is it mint?

Is it a green? It's a little springy. Oh, he's looking good. It's called the Antigua. That's what Randy's getting off right now. Oh, shit. That's luxurious, man. It's very Masters friendly.

I also got the Sheepshead. Excuse me. Yeah, a little kind of UK swag. I got a performance tee that's jet black and it's tight. It's like this guy's here to throw some serious weight around. I did a Peloton in my performance tee the other day, and that thing, I mean, I drenched that thing. Did you perform? I did perform.

Yeah, I did. It was actually a pretty good Peloton ride. Thank you for asking, Dave. Either way, you've got to go and get this stuff. I mean, it's the best. You know, they actually changed their vests a little bit this year. Is he shitting me? I have one from last year and one from this year.

And the pockets are a little like they've got some nice little liner in them now. Oh, it feels amazing. Oh, yeah. I think Brett got one of those too. It feels amazing. Good for you, Brett. Have you noticed the liner in the pockets? No, I haven't. Oh, dude. I think Brett got one of those, too. It feels amazing. Good for you, Brett. Have you noticed the liner in the pockets? No, I haven't.

It's so soft. Must be nice, man. They were up for grabs. Must be nice. You literally had the first pick. Well, must be nice to get that back. No, I have a theory that Dylan gets this stuff to his house. He cherry picks all the dope shit and puts it in his house and then brings us in all

the other stuff. If this is the scraps, then I'm cool with it. Yeah, I know. It's the scraps. I mean, Dylan's also colorblind, so he has no clue what colors he's actually getting. Yeah, I don't know. That's true. That was undeserving, but okay.

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Russell Wilson. Wow. Because apparently he spends a million dollars a year on his recovery. I don't spend that much on my recovery. Now, does this include staff, or is this like – I think it does. I think it does. Yeah, because he has – it includes his personal chef.

He says he has a whole performance team. Yeah. Personal trainer, chef. What else does it take to recover? He runs a massage office. Full-time massage therapist. Two chefs, actually. Oh.

That seems a little unnecessary. I feel like one could just kind of prep some stuff. Maybe one just kind of makes okay eggs. Can you imagine having your own chef? Just like whenever you want, like, hey, I want this. And they just whip it up for you. No, that's why I don't get that impressed at all when like Ben Affleck or somebody puts on like 30 pounds of muscle. Exactly. Oh, wow.

You had the best trainer and the best chef available. Nutritionist. It's impressive, but it's not as impressive if one of us did it. It's like, okay, you worked for it, but you didn't work as hard as the normal man has to. He has two hyperbaric chambers. You know where he told all this? People. On the Bill Simmons fucking podcast.

I'm looking at the people link. Well, yeah, he did it on Bill Simmons. Taking a guess. I don't think this is that crazy. I feel like two hyperbaric chambers, I don't get that. Two chefs, I don't get that two chefs I don't get that that's just it seems excessive I remember Tio was one of the first guys that own a hyperbaric chamber back in the day yeah he was the hyperbaric chamber guy big chamber guy my mom has one really

out at the ranch can I it helps uh helps with her um oxygen levels in her blood because she you know she has Lyme disease that makes sense you ever hop ever hopped in there? Yeah, do you ever get it? She uses it daily. I have not. It's kind of an intimidating little piece of equipment. Oh, it's a chamber, Dylan. Yeah, it's like a tube with a little, like you can see out of it, but it's weird looking. Some claustrophobia vibes, you know? Yeah.

Well, yeah, she uses it daily. Do you think he has a float tank? Folks. How much are you spending he has a float tank? Folks. How much are you spending on your recovery per year? What just happened? Is he doing Alex Jones? This just came out. I was thinking about Dan and hanging out with Alex Jones.

I don't know how much I spend on my recovery. Probably nothing. Yeah. We can tell, dude. That's pretty obvious. That was kind of a trick question. You fell right into it. I wouldn't be shocked if he had a cryo chamber or if he doesn't

own one, like he goes to one. They probably have one at the Seahawks facility, though. So last night I was walking to go pick up our pizzas, and on the way to walk there, I pass a cryo chamber place, and I picked up the pizzas at 7 p.m. last night, and there was just a nice girl sitting at the front desk of the cryo chamber place and I just wanted to call them and be like can you just let her go home like it's election night I don't think people are trying to get

cryos off at 7 p.m. right now yeah it just seems a little unnecessary I thought you're gonna say you just stopped in for a cryo sesh I thought about it but I had the hot pizzas and I didn't want them to get frozen yeah make sure you wear socks otherwise you'll freeze your feet imagine taking your pizza in there. Like, sir, that's probably not a good idea. Yeah, but you can't leave your pizza with the cryo people. They might steal a slice. Go eat your pizza.

Your elections are. I eat your pizza. Randy loves when I do that. There will be blood content. I'm an oil man. This is my pizza. When I had Dylan with the I drink your gliss shake, I don't think I've seen Randy smile that much in a long time.

He's got a beautiful smile, that Randy. No, he doesn't. Damn, dude. Did you ever do Russell Wilson's concussion water? No. So you mentioned this. What is his concussion water? It has nano bubbles.

What are nano bubbles and why don't I have them? Is that like nitro? Dylan's got the capabilities with his coffee thing. What bubbles are smaller, nitro or nano? You got the nano. Nano. Do you have a nanopod? Isn't that like the iPod, the cool one?

Is that the one you can just like- I have an iPod Nano. Is that the one you can just like clip to your sleeve? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those are like the ones that you get when you sign up for like a bank account. Yeah, you put six songs on them. Hey, open up a credit card.

We'll give you a pizza and a nanopod. I did have an iPod Nano and I remember being able to fit like three albums on it. It was really like... It was like 36 songs. Yeah, it was really terrible.

But I was really excited when my parents gave it to me. Yeah, it's Nano, man. But then once I started using it, I was like, man, I wish I had more songs. Did you get to the bottom of what's in this water? Yeah, I did.

It's nano bubbles, and it was $3 a bottle, and now it's out of business. So Russell Wilson said recovery water miraculously healed his concussion from the NFC title game. That just seems like bullshit to me. Turns out it was. He was just doing it because he had a financial stake in the company. So what you're saying is that nanobubbles don't

cure brain conditions? Who would have thought? What are the benefits of nanobubbles? What does it do for you? They're extremely small. You're super into brain and you love brain. Dude, stop. I never said that.

I'm not into brain. How much does a human head weigh? Eight pounds. Everybody knows that. Everybody does. Do you want to hear something on nanobubbles? Mm-hmm. They're extremely small gas bubbles that have several unique physical properties

that make them very different from normal bubbles. These properties make nanobubbles a superior aeration method for a number of applications around the world. Surprised y'all didn't know that. Don't sassy bubble me right now with that look on your face. It's a superior aeration method. It's a weird word. Do we think he's going to play until he's 45 like he said he would like to?

I just don't see that panning out. Yeah, the arm gives out eventually and the footwork. You know, he throws the best deep ball in the game. He's a very good quarterback. Do you know who hates him? Me? Dan. I'm not a Russell Wilson guy.

A lot of people don't like Russ. I don't like him. He seems nice enough. I like him as a quarterback. He's kind of a dork. If he stops trying to do content, I'll like him better. I'm a big Sierra guy, though. Oh, who's not?

Yeah. She's fantastic. She's phantasmo. Oh, she is. She is wonderful. Again? Oh, sorry, Dave. Put the phone down, Dave.

Put the phone down, Dave. All right, we'll stop. We're good. We're good. All right. Okay. How about that ride video, though? She's talented. Okay. How about that ride video, though? She's talented.

Ooh. I had that one on my nanopod. That was in my YouTube history when I was... I don't even know how old I was. Yeah. Old enough. Right? God.

Sheesh. What are we doing? Everyone hates us right now. Yeah. Should we do this weekend in fun? Is the election over? I don't know. It's hard to say.

Are you calling it, Brett? Call it. Make your prediction. I can't call it yet. I can't call it. People don't want you to call it because if you call it for one way, it's going to go the other way. Yeah.

You're going to be screwed. I will say Wisconsin has officially gone to Joe Biden. Scani? Ooh. It's going to get dragged out. Trump's going to find a way to drag this thing out. Of course, dude.

Yeah. What's your problem? Like, yeah, duh. I don't think I have a problem. This is our new segment called Duh with Dylan. New segment called What's Your Problem?

Dude, you know what's really trash about my politics these days? I don't even... Like, last night, I was just like like I just want to see these CNN media, not just CNN, but all like the blue blood media types. I just want to see them be like really shocked at how wrong all their theories were. Like their polling and whatnot because it's just fun watching them melt down for me. My politics are going a little deeper than that, but watching that, it just brings me joy.

Seeing Wolf Blitzer just up there like, what's going on? Seeing people scrambled on live TV is just great. It's my aesthetic. I just like it. There was a good hour of train wreck viewing last night. People were just like, what is going on? It was great. It was

something else. Nate Silver's having a tough day. There you go. Has he been right about anything in the last It was something else. Like, Nate Silver's having a tough day. There's a lot of... There you go. Nate Silver's having a tough day. Has he been right about anything in the last eight years? Probably some things, but it feels like he misses a lot on the big ones. 538?

I don't know. More like 1738. Dude, he did a fetty. You looked over as if you had a fetty button Yeah I was like Is that new I was trying to

I kind of forgot What this button down here does What does it do Just do it See what it does Do you guys want me to just do it Yeah press it Oh the bang button

You trap queen still It just goes I was never a big fetty wop guy You didn't like trap queen Not really to be honest Oh get out Leave You can stay

It's not that good. You're not that good. It's definitely good. What are you talking about? Dude, he's fetty. I don't know. Whatever. Can we do this weekend in fun?

I see it's presented by Miller High Life. Oh, you know it is, baby. Yeah, High Life brings the pride to the simple things in life. Oh, the micro bubbles. The nano bubbles in these? I prefer these to the nano that Russell Wilson likes. Oh, if you rank bubbles, it's Miller High Life bubbles, nano bubbles, nitro. Put some respect on nitro.

Okay, nitro maybe can get ahead of nano, but everyone knows that Miller High Life has the best bubbles in the game. Yeah. The refreshing champagne-like tiny bubbles, they just hit different. The iconic glass bottle, are you kidding me? It's a classic. Do you want to speak to the science of the glass bottle? I do not.

Okay, cool. You can celebrate the wins of everyday life with Miller High Life, big or small. There are moments within every day worth celebrating. Celebrate with Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, a high-quality beer within everyone's reach. I think I might have a Miller High Life, the champagne of beers. A high quality beer within everyone's reach. I think I might have a Miller High Life this weekend. Wow. Tell me I won't. I don't want to tell you that.

I might have one. Should we collab? Should we link and build and crack open a High Life? I might have two. No. David, you're crazy. These guys have been around forever. Since 1903 on New Year's Eve, they were like, you know what? Let's start the best beer company ever.

That's what they did with Miller High Life. How many people have wanted to start a beer company on New Year's Eve, and how many people actually did it? No. These guys have follow-through. They did it. They have follow-through. I've definitely talked with, or buddies have talked about starting beer companies on New Year's Eve.

That's for sure. Absolutely. But then everyone's like, wait, Miller High Life hates this. Why would I start a beer company? We already have the perfect beer sitting right here. One thing I've been shocked by, since my Miller High Life hates this. Why would I start a beer company? We already have the perfect beer sitting right here. One thing I've been shocked by since my Miller High Life consumption has gone up, since they've been involved with us, when I show up somewhere with Miller High Life,

how many people are like, dude, it's my favorite. Dude, High Life, nice. Yeah. They're drinking all my beer. Our friend of the program, Pete Blackburn, brought one onto our live stream. He didn't even know. He didn't even know. He had no clue. He didn't know we were in bed with them.

Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, a quality beer within everyone's reach. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Oh, wow. Well, thank you for asking. Of course. I'm pretty excited about my weekend, and that's because I have nothing going on.

Nothing. I don't have parks Friday or Saturday. I do get him Sunday, so I'm excited to see him Sunday. But Friday and Saturday, wide open. Weather should be great. I don't know if they're trying to swing sticks or whatever, but, you know, your boy's ready. Ready for that phone call to come in. Just information that would have been very useful.

A couple days ago, he could have made a tee time. Very useful. Two days ago. I bet you there's one tee time out there just waiting for someone to grab it. Just waiting. Look, I'm looking to link. I'm looking to build. I'm looking to mob.

I'm looking to swing sticks. What about send? I'm looking to send. I'm looking to get some high lives off. I'm looking to have a good time. And if my dear friends were involved, it would please me greatly. You just wrote a Chase Rice song. Yeah mean that's what that was what he does yeah look um the phone i'm gonna i'm gonna charge it make sure i have a good sig all weekend and waiting for that

text yeah dude burning heaters text to come in smoking cigarette like you burn heaters this weekend no signal dog come on Did you get the new iPhone? They just released it. I think you can pre-order it now. I'm actually not doing six this week because I have a life insurance health screening coming up. Oh, you're going to fail. How do they know? Do they know?

Yeah, they do. Really? Yeah. I think you've got to be without six for like two weeks or something. Damn. They don't know. I think you just have to write it down. I'm pretty sure they know, man. No, but if you get caught, if you get caught, you're in trouble.

How would they know? Your employer could tattle on you. I will tattle on you. Look, I'm cigarette free. I have been for a long time now, actually. If you want to commit insurance for out and smoke cigs behind their back, Dylan, I'm okay with that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to turn you in.

I'm doing this by the book, okay? As long as you give me a Lucy. No, I'm just kidding. I don't want one. I don't want one. No, please don't. Dave, call the horny police. I mean, dude, I've called them like four times.

I don't know what's taking them. Are you looking at Lincoln Bill with me? Brett, what are you doing this weekend? Well, Sigaud's in town. Are you looking at Lincoln Bill with me? Brett, what are you doing this weekend? Sigurd's in town. Jalen's coming in. So, potentially. Probably can't G-off, but you can squat up.

G-off? G-off. Don't even think that's ever going to be a word. To a one-syllable word. You're not a breathing there. You're making it longer. You're extending. Oh, Brett. You can't do that.

Although, the swing is it's like i don't want to hear about it man i want to see it yeah i know i want you i want y'all to see it too getting there are you uh you linking the mobbing with anybody i'd love to we're gonna get some sushi off at some point oh um other than that no no real plans so where are you getting sushi probably mako okay okay we still can't r.i.p mako man stop stop claiming that it's not No real plants. Where are you getting sushi? Probably Mako. We still can't RIP Mako, man. Stop claiming that it's out of business. It's not out of business.

You're confusing people. They're going out of business because you keep telling everybody it's not open. It's just their time is limited. Yeah, you're using the platform of this podcast to just tank their stock. No, I'm doing the opposite. Go there while you can. Get their going out of business. It's always happy hour.

It's always happy hour. That's the best part about that restaurant. It's crazy. Constantly happy hour. 7 o'clock on Friday night. Surprise, happy hour. What? Mm-hmm. Excuse me?

The thing about Austin, you have to get, if you want to even sit on a gigantic patio, you have to get reservations everywhere. You got to get that resi. Everywhere. patio, you have to get reservations everywhere. You got to get that resi. Everywhere. Yeah, you got to get a resi off. Don't even think about walking up to a restaurant and be like, oh, yeah, just two. And they're like, dude, don't even try.

The old pandemic, man. Not going to work. What's the D-man sliding into this weekend? You look like you're up to something. I'm going to go straight up dumb with it. Really? Nothing Friday, but Saturday I got a couple of boys that are coming to town from Houston. They hit me up yesterday like, hey, we got a res at Uchiko.

Whoa. Is you shitting me? And I was like, okay. I mean, I guess. Twist my arm. Are you going to get the bite? Which bite? That Wagyu. Oh. Please order it for the table, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell you going to get the bite? Which bite? That Wagyu.

Oh. Please order it for the table, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me what to order. I know the shag roll's the thing. Yep. You've got to get that one Wagyu bite, though. It's like $9 a bite, but it's worth it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it might be more than that. Yeah. It's just the best bite in Austin, though. You will not

find a better bite of food in Austin than that one. I feel like this is subject to change, because I think both these guys might have lost money on the election. They weren't the big losers. They were coming in real cocky. The way that they were throwing out the odds, I'm like, oh, they probably hammered this Trump plus 600 or whatever it was, or minus 600. Anyway, so I'd do that. The weather's weather's gonna be good i'd like to i'd like to play golf not geoff what yeah it's just throwing it out there i just it doesn't work i'm just was there

well i'm gonna i'd like to play golf. I got nothing. I'm going to watch some football. Who's Texas got this week? West Virginia. West Virginia and Austin. Oh, that's a – West Virginia is overperformed. Kind of like Trump in Florida. I'll do it. Who are you looking at back there?

Anyway. Yeah. What was I talking about? Something stupid. What are you doing? I'm kind of fleeing the country. Oh, yeah, you got a trip coming up. Yeah, we're going on a family vacation.

To Jung family. Going to Cabo. No one's doing that. You should just buy a house in Cabo. Y'all really should just buy a place in Cabo. It's probably not that expensive. Yeah, I don't have money to do that, unfortunately. Yeah, we're going on a family vacation.

Who knows how it's going to go. Hopefully this election is settled before we take off. Hey, who knows, though? Yeah, we don't know. Wait, when do you leave? Saturday. Usually it's for the boys, but unfortunately this week it has to be for the family. Ugh. Yep. So,

yeah, I'm going to be out next week, guys. I'm really sorry. I'm going to miss you all. You got the whole week? So I guess Randy's getting on the mic? Yeah, we're going to have to have Randy fill in. Who are we going to have? Let's have KJ Monday. Let's pull back the curtain. I don't want to cuck your time here. Get Clay in. Flounder? No, don't do it. Actually,

don't get Flounder without me. No, then people will be like, oh, Clay should replace Will. Yeah, and honestly, that would be hard to come back from because I don't know if they're wrong. We should just switch this up where me and you just get replaced by KJ and Clay. That's fine. Can we stay on the payroll? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we're just behind the scenes guys.

It would just be nice to not have to talk to David. You can be CEO. I'll be cfo finance what does that where does that put me you're fucking host no you're fired oh you're fired you're fired you're fired i'm fired i lost you're fired believe me hey dylan you're fired don't bring back the forms you're fired baby way to tell me guys you could have done that probably well maybe you shouldn't have told us live on the podcast that you were going to the Masters. We're going to give you two weeks of severance.

That's nice of them. For your two years-ish of service here. Yep. What happens to my ownership? It's diluted. Diluted. We own it. You've been bear-hugged.

We bear-tugged it. Bear-tugged? We bought Bitcoin with it, and Will and I are millionaires. Don't say bear tugged it. Bear tugged? We bought Bitcoin with it, and Will and I are millionaires. Don't say bear tug. We're going to have to call the outdoor horny police. We didn't even talk about the wolves in Colorado. No. Hey, Will, we got breath-breaking news.

Oh, fuck me. My breaking news. I'm not done with Will's weekend. That's it. That was the breaking fucking news. There's none left. I thought you were going to say breaking fucking news. What is your breaking news, Brett?

The wolves are back. The wolves are back. How are the wolves back? The wolves? The wolves are back in Colorado, Joe. I thought you were going to... No, come on. What is your breaking news, Brett? The wolves are back. The wolves are back. How are the wolves back? The wolves? The wolves are back in Colorado. Can you explain? So I know that there's wolf news, but I actually don't know what the deal is. What are they doing in Colorado with these wolves?

Colorado Proposition 114 to restore wild gray wolves to the state has passed by a vote of 1,412,507 to 1,402,820. So that's a yes. I did read that if you are a cattle rancher or something like that, and you lose some livestock to a wolf, there is a fund that the state will pay you fair market value for said livestock. That's kind of cool. So is it a good thing that these wolves are back?

For me, it is. I mean, I'm pro-wolf. It's a good day to be a wolf. Randy's pumped. Randy! Randy's in the wolf family. He is. He has nothing to say.

Yeah. He's just going to see other Randy. He's going to play with Randy. That's fine. Just a couple of Randys over there hanging out. So, yeah, wolves are back. I mean, that's all I really have on it. It was pretty successful in Yellowstone.

We'll see how it goes in Colorado. We could actually hear from some wolves if we needed to. Really? If you bumped over to the spooky season, a couple, you know, you might be able to see if they've got any... Do we have our live correspondent in Colorado? We're patching them in.

Hard to say. Hold on, we're patching them in. Do we have some? You guys there? That's really cool. We're happy for y'all, too. Pretty sure I heard some coyotes last night in my neighborhood taking like, taking down a small animal. Oh, have you ever heard that before? I heard it last night, David.

It's very gruesome. That's what I was just saying. What do you think it was, a fox? I think it was a few coyotes, legit. And a cat? I don't know what they were taking down. Something was not having a good night. Well, the coyotes were having a great night, so.

Oh, ow. Oh, ow. Oh, ow. Ow. Did you see the Photoshop that was done of you being a sassy wolf? Gonna eat ya. No. You looked kind of hot. You were kind of sexy. I think it was unwashed to Mimi. Uh-oh.

Sorry. Sorry. Dude, come on. Don't call Mommy. Don't call Mommy. I'm not that horny. Don't do it. Come on. Don't call Mommy. Don't call Mommy. I'm not that horny. Call Mommy. I'm having Sally come pick you up. No. Please don't, dude.

Don't call her. She's the last one I want. No. Please don't. Yeah, I did not see. What is it? Tell me you don't look like a hot, sassy wolf on the Watched Mimia page. I don't like it. I'm not comfortable with that.

Why? You would. Stop. I don't think I would. You wouldn't? I don't think I would. Okay, well, fuck. You know what?

That sassy wolf probably wouldn't you either. Oh, come on. Let's get real, Dave. Should we get out of here? Yeah. Guys, it's been fun. Hold on. We can't leave yet because we can't.

Oh, yeah, we do have an announcement, guys. We do have an announcement. This is a late episode news dump. Literally the best. No happy hour live tonight. What? We're going to rework some stuff on the happy hour live front, okay? You guys are going to have to bear with us for a short phase.

Talking to the listeners right now. But for the next couple weeks, we're not going to be doing Happy Hour Live. Happy Hour Live will return at some point in a different fashion. But we're going to make some changes. That being said, keep an eye out in the near future for some more Twitch streams happening at night. Works a little bit better for everybody. We can do a little longer. Prime time.

Prime time, baby. Just get ready. You taking in home day? You old Twitch machine? Don't ask me my business on the air. I feel like that's our company. Yeah, why'd you have to come in sideways like that? All right, I'm sorry.

I'm just kidding. If you're asking if I'll be Twitching tonight, no. Not tonight. I don't think. Am I? Hard to say. I didn't Twitching tonight, no. Not tonight. I don't think. Am I? Hard to say. I don't have my Twitch. I've got a super secret Twitch setup I'm putting together,

and it's going to go better than the last time I did it. Oh, okay. Good. Good. Meaning it'll work this time? It worked last time. We got better internet. We quadrupled it.

Randy called me for it. That's very sick. Also, we have some bad news regarding The Bachelor on Friday. While we will be recording the episode and putting it on Patreon, we do not have video on Friday for The Bachelor episode. So if you're expecting it. Because Randy's going on vacation. Yep.

Must be nice being Randy. So yeah, Randy's going to be out. And to be honest, Randy should have scheduled his vacation around The Bachelor schedule. But we're going to give him this one. Unreal. And Randy, he can have the day off. Have a day, Randy. So we will not have video for this week's Bachelor on the Patreon,

but that being said, we will be doing Patreon first thing in the morning on Friday to get that Bachelor content out as soon as possible. I'm actually looking forward to Thursday night's episode. Oh, Thursday night. What's good, Tayshia? It should be a good one. Pick up the phone, Dave. That one, I'm just going to have him on speaker.

Yeah. Whole squad's into that Tayshia stuff. Randy's going to get hair on your cardigan. Watch out. That's okay. Dude, getting dog hair on your clothes is actually kind of chill. It's so much hair. Let's get out of here.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. let's get out of here bye